Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:37,921 --> 00:00:39,338
[Martha] You know... [sighs]
2
00:00:39,421 --> 00:00:41,046
you think that when you get old,
3
00:00:41,255 --> 00:00:43,505
you'll pass on all your junk to your kids,
4
00:00:43,796 --> 00:00:45,921
and it'll become their problemto deal with
5
00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:47,046
when you're gone.
6
00:00:49,421 --> 00:00:50,255
Guess what?
7
00:00:50,796 --> 00:00:52,171
I never had any kids.
8
00:00:52,255 --> 00:00:54,838
And I've got a whole lot of junk.
9
00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:56,713
Morning.
10
00:00:56,796 --> 00:00:58,296
-[woman] Hi.
-Can I help with anything?
11
00:00:58,380 --> 00:01:00,296
-You want anything?
-Thank you. Just looking.
12
00:01:01,046 --> 00:01:01,963
[Martha sighs]
13
00:01:03,046 --> 00:01:05,046
[Martha] So, here I am.
14
00:01:11,255 --> 00:01:12,880
I'll give it to you for 30. It's okay.
15
00:01:12,963 --> 00:01:14,046
You can have this, look.
16
00:01:15,421 --> 00:01:16,421
-That's 15.
-Yeah, thanks.
17
00:01:16,505 --> 00:01:18,463
Got that? Thirty-five.
18
00:01:18,546 --> 00:01:19,921
I just love estate sales.
19
00:01:20,005 --> 00:01:23,755
You know, 'cause they, like,
give you a glimpse into a person's life.
20
00:01:24,296 --> 00:01:25,255
Eighty-three fifty.
21
00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:28,380
Did you know the owner?
22
00:01:29,796 --> 00:01:31,630
-I did.
-How did she die?
23
00:01:32,421 --> 00:01:33,255
Cancer.
24
00:01:33,755 --> 00:01:36,255
Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.
Who was she?
25
00:01:38,380 --> 00:01:39,255
Nice choice.
26
00:01:41,588 --> 00:01:42,755
Thank you very much.
27
00:01:50,255 --> 00:01:54,380
I have livedin this same apartment for 46 years.
28
00:01:55,171 --> 00:01:56,005
Ugh!
29
00:01:56,088 --> 00:01:58,505
-I don't know where the years have gone.
-[sighs]
30
00:01:59,421 --> 00:02:00,421
Oh, my God.
31
00:02:07,005 --> 00:02:08,463
Ah, my mom.
32
00:02:08,546 --> 00:02:10,380
She used to say that we don't die.
33
00:02:10,838 --> 00:02:13,755
We live on through the memorieswe leave behind.
34
00:02:15,046 --> 00:02:17,046
[sighs]
35
00:02:19,755 --> 00:02:20,630
Goodbye.
36
00:02:23,505 --> 00:02:24,963
I guess this is it for me.
37
00:02:25,046 --> 00:02:26,380
["Bitter With The Sweet" plays]
38
00:02:26,463 --> 00:02:28,796
♪ Sometimes I'm tired and I wonder ♪
39
00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:31,255
♪ What's so all-fired important ♪
40
00:02:31,338 --> 00:02:35,171
♪ About being someplace at some time ♪
41
00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:38,171
♪ Oh, but I don't really mind ♪
42
00:02:39,338 --> 00:02:41,963
♪ 'Cause I could be on Easy Street ♪
43
00:02:42,046 --> 00:02:46,671
♪ And I know that you've got to takeThe bitter with the sweet ♪
44
00:02:50,463 --> 00:02:52,380
♪ I guess it gets to everyone ♪
45
00:02:52,463 --> 00:02:54,838
♪ You think you're not having any fun ♪
46
00:02:54,921 --> 00:02:56,630
♪ And you wonder what you're doing ♪
47
00:02:56,713 --> 00:02:59,046
♪ Playing the games you play ♪
48
00:02:59,130 --> 00:03:02,963
♪ Hey, well, it's true what they say ♪
49
00:03:03,255 --> 00:03:05,713
♪ If you want to feel complete ♪
50
00:03:05,796 --> 00:03:10,713
♪ Don't you know that you've got to takeThe bitter with the sweet ♪
51
00:03:10,796 --> 00:03:13,546
[Lindsey] Hi, Martha.This is Lindsey from Dr. Lee's office.
52
00:03:13,630 --> 00:03:15,296
You missed your appointment this morning.
53
00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:17,630
-[Martha] I'd like to cancel, actually.
-Ugh...
54
00:03:17,713 --> 00:03:20,963
No, I mean, what I'm saying is
I'd like to cancel all my appointments.
55
00:03:21,046 --> 00:03:24,130
[Lindsey] But your chemo starts next week.You should really just speak with her.
56
00:03:24,213 --> 00:03:26,588
[Martha] No, Lindsey!
I'm not doing the treatment.
57
00:03:26,671 --> 00:03:29,005
♪ A friend of mine once told me ♪
58
00:03:29,463 --> 00:03:33,713
♪ And I know he knowsAll about feelin' down ♪
59
00:03:35,921 --> 00:03:40,255
♪ He said everything good in lifeYou've got to pay for ♪
60
00:03:41,380 --> 00:03:45,046
♪ But feelin' goodIs what you're paving the way for ♪
61
00:03:49,588 --> 00:03:50,546
[Martha] Come on!
62
00:03:53,505 --> 00:03:55,630
What? Oh, c-- Anytime!
63
00:03:58,255 --> 00:04:00,380
[honking]
64
00:04:00,463 --> 00:04:01,546
Sorry, but yeah.
65
00:04:02,171 --> 00:04:04,338
[man] Okay, go on by!
66
00:04:04,421 --> 00:04:05,380
[woman] Go ahead!
67
00:04:07,213 --> 00:04:08,088
[sighs]
68
00:04:08,755 --> 00:04:10,630
[woman] Really? Wow.
69
00:04:13,338 --> 00:04:14,421
Hi!
70
00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:15,880
Hey there!
71
00:04:17,088 --> 00:04:19,005
[Martha] Oh, my God.
72
00:04:19,088 --> 00:04:20,505
[tires squeal]
73
00:04:22,338 --> 00:04:23,588
[man humming]
74
00:04:26,588 --> 00:04:27,505
[woman] Oh, hi there!
75
00:04:27,588 --> 00:04:28,421
[man] Hello!
76
00:04:28,505 --> 00:04:29,338
[sighs]
77
00:04:32,463 --> 00:04:36,880
♪ You've got to take the bitterWith the sweet ♪
78
00:04:37,713 --> 00:04:38,630
[horn toots]
79
00:04:38,921 --> 00:04:39,921
♪ You've got to take ♪
80
00:04:40,005 --> 00:04:42,463
♪ The bitter with the sweet ♪
81
00:04:43,046 --> 00:04:44,255
♪ The bitter with the ♪
82
00:04:44,338 --> 00:04:45,546
♪ Sweet ♪
83
00:04:45,630 --> 00:04:48,255
♪ Sweet, sweet ♪
84
00:04:48,338 --> 00:04:49,296
♪ Oh ♪
85
00:04:49,796 --> 00:04:50,630
Oh!
86
00:04:51,380 --> 00:04:52,963
Oh, shoot.
87
00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:57,338
[groans]
88
00:04:59,338 --> 00:05:01,421
[sighing]
89
00:05:02,421 --> 00:05:03,255
[grunts]
90
00:05:06,713 --> 00:05:08,505
[breathing heavily]
91
00:05:08,588 --> 00:05:10,255
[jazz plays in the background]
92
00:05:10,338 --> 00:05:11,671
[man 1] You like that one?
93
00:05:12,755 --> 00:05:14,130
[man 2] Yeah, I'll take it.
94
00:05:14,588 --> 00:05:17,505
Oh, my goodness! You must be Martha!
95
00:05:17,588 --> 00:05:18,755
Huh? Oh.
96
00:05:18,838 --> 00:05:20,088
I'm Vicki.
97
00:05:20,213 --> 00:05:22,046
-This is Gayle and Barbara.
-Hey!
98
00:05:22,130 --> 00:05:24,255
-Hello!
-We are the welcoming committee.
99
00:05:24,588 --> 00:05:25,421
[all chuckle]
100
00:05:25,505 --> 00:05:27,171
And this is for you.
101
00:05:28,130 --> 00:05:29,630
Oh. Oh! Ah!
102
00:05:29,713 --> 00:05:31,005
-I'm sorry!
-Excuse me. I'm sorry.
103
00:05:31,088 --> 00:05:33,005
-That's fine. Don't worry about it.
-You got it.
104
00:05:33,088 --> 00:05:35,463
-Anyway...
-Just a little southern hospitality.
105
00:05:35,963 --> 00:05:38,130
Now, what brings you to Sun Springs?
106
00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:39,671
Oh, I'm just here to die.
107
00:05:41,130 --> 00:05:44,213
Well, I think we can aim
a little bit higher than that.
108
00:05:44,296 --> 00:05:46,296
[all laughing]
109
00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:48,380
Let's get started with the tour.
110
00:05:49,213 --> 00:05:50,713
-Uh-huh.
-What do you mean, the tour?
111
00:05:50,796 --> 00:05:52,171
-You're official!
-Wait, whoa.
112
00:05:52,255 --> 00:05:54,463
-Yeah, let's go.
-You gotta protect that pretty skin.
113
00:05:54,546 --> 00:05:56,921
-Oh, yeah.
-If you're gonna tackle this one.
114
00:05:57,005 --> 00:05:59,213
-[Martha] So sorry.
-We'll put that in your front yard.
115
00:05:59,296 --> 00:06:02,088
[woman] All right, put your hands up!
Come on, don't be lazy!
116
00:06:02,171 --> 00:06:04,838
We've got everything you could ever need.
117
00:06:04,921 --> 00:06:07,671
We've got three golf courses,
118
00:06:07,838 --> 00:06:09,380
two bowling alleys,
119
00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:11,588
oh, an indoor pool,
120
00:06:11,671 --> 00:06:14,171
and the outdoor pool.
121
00:06:14,255 --> 00:06:15,838
-The works.
-Yeah.
122
00:06:16,088 --> 00:06:17,213
I always say,
123
00:06:17,713 --> 00:06:19,630
if you are bored in Sun Springs,
124
00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,296
you just need to be watered.
125
00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:22,213
[chuckling]
126
00:06:22,296 --> 00:06:23,255
-It's true.
-Yeah.
127
00:06:23,338 --> 00:06:25,005
-She always says that.
-She does.
128
00:06:25,671 --> 00:06:27,005
[Vicki] Let's move on.
129
00:06:28,921 --> 00:06:32,713
All our residents are required to join
at least one club.
130
00:06:32,796 --> 00:06:33,671
[Martha] Oh.
131
00:06:33,755 --> 00:06:36,088
[Vicki] Now, there are over 100 of 'em.
132
00:06:36,171 --> 00:06:41,005
In the unlikely event that you can't find
the right club for you,
133
00:06:41,755 --> 00:06:43,255
-fun fact!
-What?
134
00:06:43,338 --> 00:06:45,130
You can start your own!
135
00:06:45,796 --> 00:06:49,130
Gayle and I started a club
called the Southern Belles.
136
00:06:49,213 --> 00:06:50,630
Oh, is that a fact, Vicki?
137
00:06:50,713 --> 00:06:51,921
I'm not allowed to join.
138
00:06:52,796 --> 00:06:56,463
It's called the Southern Belles.
It's not called the Wisconsin Belles.
139
00:06:56,755 --> 00:06:59,630
I don't know how many times
I have to explain that to you.
140
00:07:00,796 --> 00:07:04,588
Oh, and the biggest event of the year
is the Senior Showcase.
141
00:07:04,671 --> 00:07:05,546
-Oh.
-Oh, my God!
142
00:07:05,630 --> 00:07:06,463
Really?
143
00:07:06,546 --> 00:07:10,338
All of Sun Springs' talent on one stage.
144
00:07:10,421 --> 00:07:13,630
[Gayle] The whole community
comes out to watch. It's a real hoot.
145
00:07:13,921 --> 00:07:15,130
You're gonna love it, Martha.
146
00:07:15,213 --> 00:07:16,546
Well, I mean, I'll, uh...
147
00:07:16,630 --> 00:07:20,046
Obviously, I will be sure
and check my calendar.
148
00:07:20,130 --> 00:07:21,671
-Great.
-But if you'll excuse me, ladies,
149
00:07:21,755 --> 00:07:23,255
I just want to say thanks for the tour.
150
00:07:23,338 --> 00:07:25,046
I should get going, though.
I really should--
151
00:07:25,130 --> 00:07:27,880
Wait. No, you haven't done
your safety training.
152
00:07:28,005 --> 00:07:28,921
[Martha] My what?
153
00:07:29,005 --> 00:07:30,421
[Vicki] Safety training.
154
00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:31,880
[Martha] Uh-huh.
155
00:07:32,130 --> 00:07:35,671
[Carl] As Chief of Security,
it's my job to keep our residents safe.
156
00:07:36,005 --> 00:07:38,796
I run a team of highly trained volunteers,
just like Dorris here.
157
00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:39,921
Say hi, Dorris.
158
00:07:40,005 --> 00:07:41,796
-Hi!
-Hello, Dorris.
159
00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:44,880
All tips are anonymous.
160
00:07:45,130 --> 00:07:47,130
So if you see something, say something.
161
00:07:47,213 --> 00:07:48,255
Like what?
162
00:07:48,338 --> 00:07:49,671
Overgrown hedges.
163
00:07:50,088 --> 00:07:51,880
Excessive lawn ornamentation.
164
00:07:51,963 --> 00:07:55,380
If someone has their Christmas lights on
past New Years, that's a big one.
165
00:07:55,463 --> 00:07:56,296
Very big.
166
00:07:57,505 --> 00:07:59,880
Well, [stammers] are you authorized
to use deadly force?
167
00:08:00,463 --> 00:08:01,380
Excuse me?
168
00:08:01,463 --> 00:08:03,380
Well, let's just say it's July
169
00:08:03,463 --> 00:08:06,171
and my neighbor hasn't taken down
his Christmas lights.
170
00:08:06,463 --> 00:08:08,380
Are you gonna have the guts
to do what it takes?
171
00:08:08,713 --> 00:08:09,546
Well...
172
00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:13,088
mostly we just issue citations.
173
00:08:13,380 --> 00:08:15,838
I'm glad you find this so amusing!
174
00:08:16,255 --> 00:08:17,130
[chuckles]
175
00:08:42,921 --> 00:08:43,796
Oh!
176
00:08:53,921 --> 00:08:54,755
Oh.
177
00:08:59,505 --> 00:09:00,338
[scoffs]
178
00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:07,713
[sighs]
179
00:09:10,421 --> 00:09:11,671
[sighs]
180
00:09:13,963 --> 00:09:14,796
[scoffs]
181
00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:21,713
[sighs]
182
00:09:22,296 --> 00:09:23,463
Oh, my God.
183
00:09:26,505 --> 00:09:27,755
[sighs]
184
00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:31,838
Oh.
185
00:09:33,130 --> 00:09:35,713
-Hi! Moving in?
-Oh. Yeah.
186
00:09:35,796 --> 00:09:38,630
[chuckles] I was hoping you'd be a man.
187
00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:40,505
Excuse me?
188
00:09:40,588 --> 00:09:45,380
Did you know single women outlive
single men by almost ten years? [chuckles]
189
00:09:45,463 --> 00:09:49,463
And Lord knows there's not enough
erections around here as it is.
190
00:09:49,546 --> 00:09:51,588
Oh, we're talkin' erections, huh? Wow.
191
00:09:51,671 --> 00:09:53,546
[laughs] I'm Sheryl.
192
00:09:53,630 --> 00:09:54,630
-Sheryl.
-I live next door.
193
00:09:54,713 --> 00:09:57,713
-Yes, Sheryl. Good to meet you.
-Hey, you don't play poker, do you?
194
00:09:57,796 --> 00:10:00,380
Because I run a weekly game,
195
00:10:00,463 --> 00:10:03,130
and we could sure use another player.
196
00:10:03,213 --> 00:10:07,088
It's all very hush-hush because
gambling's not allowed around here,
197
00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:08,963
like most things that are worthwhile.
198
00:10:09,046 --> 00:10:12,046
You should drop by tonight
and say hi to the guys.
199
00:10:12,130 --> 00:10:13,630
God, you know, it's been a very...
200
00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:16,338
Look, it's a long day for me.
I just moved in, and...
201
00:10:16,421 --> 00:10:18,338
But thanks,
I really appreciate what you're...
202
00:10:18,421 --> 00:10:20,088
-The invitation's sweet.
-I get it.
203
00:10:20,171 --> 00:10:22,546
It's really nice.
Thanks so much for coming by.
204
00:10:22,921 --> 00:10:24,588
-[Sheryl] See ya.
-[Martha] Great.
205
00:10:24,796 --> 00:10:27,130
Ugh, God. Bye!
206
00:10:27,713 --> 00:10:28,713
Okay.
207
00:10:33,130 --> 00:10:35,130
[music and laughter in the distance]
208
00:10:42,213 --> 00:10:43,296
Oh, my God.
209
00:10:43,713 --> 00:10:44,546
Okay.
210
00:10:45,088 --> 00:10:46,130
That's it.
211
00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:50,505
[music playing in the distance]
212
00:10:50,588 --> 00:10:51,421
[sighs]
213
00:10:53,463 --> 00:10:54,296
[sighs]
214
00:10:54,380 --> 00:10:55,713
-[Sheryl] Okay.
-[knocking]
215
00:10:55,796 --> 00:10:56,963
Let's go. Move it.
216
00:10:57,713 --> 00:11:00,088
-[man] I'll play! You want one or two?
-[Martha knocking] Hey!
217
00:11:00,171 --> 00:11:01,213
Oh, God damn it.
218
00:11:01,546 --> 00:11:02,463
[knocking]
219
00:11:02,546 --> 00:11:03,671
Hello?
220
00:11:03,755 --> 00:11:04,838
Oh, God.
221
00:11:05,630 --> 00:11:06,463
[sighs]
222
00:11:08,546 --> 00:11:09,380
[dialing]
223
00:11:09,463 --> 00:11:11,546
[phone ringing]
224
00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:13,380
Hello?
225
00:11:14,755 --> 00:11:15,588
Yes.
226
00:11:16,338 --> 00:11:18,296
We'll send somebody right over.
227
00:11:19,296 --> 00:11:20,505
Hey, Chief.
228
00:11:20,588 --> 00:11:21,630
What is it, Dorris?
229
00:11:21,713 --> 00:11:27,088
Well, we got a 314 in progress
over there on Pleasant Valley Drive.
230
00:11:27,171 --> 00:11:28,421
Somebody's getting raped?
231
00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:29,713
Well, now...
232
00:11:30,671 --> 00:11:31,671
Mmm...
233
00:11:33,546 --> 00:11:34,838
What's a noise complaint?
234
00:11:34,921 --> 00:11:36,005
That's a 315.
235
00:11:37,046 --> 00:11:38,671
Oh. Well, yeah, that's the one.
236
00:11:39,088 --> 00:11:40,505
[music and chatting continues]
237
00:11:40,588 --> 00:11:41,921
[man] Let's go, let's go!
238
00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:42,963
[brakes squeal]
239
00:11:43,255 --> 00:11:44,130
[Sheryl] Come on.
240
00:11:44,505 --> 00:11:45,546
[keys jangling]
241
00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:48,921
-[knocking]
-Oh!
242
00:11:50,463 --> 00:11:52,380
[knocking continues]
243
00:11:55,130 --> 00:11:55,963
Oh.
244
00:11:56,046 --> 00:11:59,338
Hey! You didn't call the cops on me,
did you?
245
00:11:59,755 --> 00:12:03,463
Because if there's a problem,
I hope you can just come straight to me.
246
00:12:03,546 --> 00:12:06,463
Well, of course.
I mean, the same goes for you.
247
00:12:06,546 --> 00:12:09,546
Good. We need somewhere to hide.
248
00:12:09,630 --> 00:12:11,546
-We?
-Come on, guys.
249
00:12:12,630 --> 00:12:13,880
I'm sorry, but...
250
00:12:13,963 --> 00:12:16,463
-[Sheryl] This'll work! Over here!
-[man] I'll set this up.
251
00:12:17,046 --> 00:12:18,296
-[Martha] Well, I--
-Howdy!
252
00:12:18,380 --> 00:12:19,588
-Ma'am. [laughs]
-Hello.
253
00:12:19,671 --> 00:12:21,171
[keys jangling]
254
00:12:21,255 --> 00:12:22,380
[dog barking]
255
00:12:30,546 --> 00:12:31,463
[brakes squeal]
256
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,088
-[man] Get this out the way.
-[Sheryl] Hey, Martha.
257
00:12:37,171 --> 00:12:38,505
-[Martha] Mm-hmm.
-You want a beer?
258
00:12:38,588 --> 00:12:40,380
Uh, no, no. Thanks so much.
259
00:12:40,463 --> 00:12:42,796
-[man] Let's do it! Here we go!
-[Sheryl] Okay, let's go.
260
00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:43,921
Oh, snacks!
261
00:12:44,005 --> 00:12:45,255
Mm-hmm. There you go.
262
00:12:45,338 --> 00:12:47,171
Sorry about the intrusion.
263
00:12:47,255 --> 00:12:49,171
[Martha] No, that's fine.
That's absolutely fine.
264
00:12:49,255 --> 00:12:53,463
I really love having strange men
in my house at all hours of the night.
265
00:12:53,546 --> 00:12:54,963
[laughter]
266
00:12:57,421 --> 00:12:58,755
But who is that?
267
00:12:58,838 --> 00:13:01,671
Oh, that's, uh, Ben.
He's Sheryl's gardener.
268
00:13:01,755 --> 00:13:03,046
-[laughter]
-[Martha] Really?
269
00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:04,463
-[man] God.
-[Martha] Uh-huh.
270
00:13:04,546 --> 00:13:05,588
Uh-huh.
271
00:13:05,671 --> 00:13:07,088
Okay, thank you.
272
00:13:07,338 --> 00:13:08,171
[knocking]
273
00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:10,130
-All right.
-All right. Come on. Ante up now.
274
00:13:10,213 --> 00:13:12,213
-[Martha] What is this?
-[Sheryl] No, that's rubbish.
275
00:13:13,213 --> 00:13:14,046
Oh.
276
00:13:14,130 --> 00:13:15,255
-Evening, ma'am.
-Evening.
277
00:13:15,338 --> 00:13:17,046
I just wanted to follow up on your call.
278
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,296
Oh, well, don't worry.
Everything's absolutely fine now.
279
00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:21,671
-No, ma'am. I'm afraid it is not.
-Huh?
280
00:13:21,755 --> 00:13:23,296
It's never that quiet over there.
281
00:13:23,380 --> 00:13:25,213
I didn't see anyone in the house,
282
00:13:25,963 --> 00:13:28,296
but there were clear signs of subterfuge.
283
00:13:28,380 --> 00:13:29,296
Subterfuge?
284
00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:32,046
Yes, ma'am.
It's like chicanery or evasion.
285
00:13:33,088 --> 00:13:35,505
I just want you to know
that Dorris and I will be on stake-out.
286
00:13:37,005 --> 00:13:40,421
-[Dorris] Mm-hmm.
-Thank you. All right, bye.
287
00:13:42,005 --> 00:13:44,213
-[Sheryl] That's for me, Hank.
-[man] All right.
288
00:13:44,296 --> 00:13:45,963
[Paul] Here we go. It's on you, Sheryl.
289
00:13:46,046 --> 00:13:47,046
Hey, Martha!
290
00:13:47,463 --> 00:13:48,671
You want a beer?
291
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,380
-[Paul] You wanna play? We're raising.
-[imitates gunshot]
292
00:13:52,463 --> 00:13:53,296
Good night, everyone.
293
00:13:53,380 --> 00:13:54,796
-[man] Bye now.
-We'll whisper.
294
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,088
[loud talking]
295
00:13:56,171 --> 00:13:57,088
[Sheryl laughs]
296
00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:59,921
-Pay up, boys!
-Just shut up!
297
00:14:01,171 --> 00:14:02,755
[groans]
298
00:14:02,838 --> 00:14:04,796
God, I can't take it.
299
00:14:09,463 --> 00:14:10,296
[horn toots]
300
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,005
-[Sheryl] Hey!
-[horn tooting]
301
00:14:14,088 --> 00:14:15,338
-Hey there!
-Oh, whoa!
302
00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:16,755
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
-[Sheryl laughs]
303
00:14:16,838 --> 00:14:18,421
-Yeah, hi, hello.
-Hey.
304
00:14:18,755 --> 00:14:20,630
I wanna take you to lunch.
305
00:14:20,713 --> 00:14:23,546
-That isn't really necessary.
-To say thank you for last night.
306
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:28,088
-Whoa! What a night, right?
-Come on, I don't take no for an answer!
307
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,296
I gathered that.
308
00:14:29,380 --> 00:14:31,713
I bet you haven't got other plans.
309
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:33,755
-Okay, fine.
-Then hop in.
310
00:14:33,838 --> 00:14:36,005
-Hop in. We'll be late.
-I got it. I'll get in right now.
311
00:14:36,088 --> 00:14:38,130
-This'll be...
-I promise you'll love it.
312
00:14:38,421 --> 00:14:40,338
♪ Playing with the Queen of Hearts ♪
313
00:14:41,796 --> 00:14:43,755
[Sheryl] So what brings you
to Sun Springs?
314
00:14:44,338 --> 00:14:47,880
Well, I heard really good things
about the [with a drawl] Southern Belles.
315
00:14:47,963 --> 00:14:50,421
-[laughs] The Southern Belles.
-Yeah.
316
00:14:50,505 --> 00:14:51,796
Gimme a break.
317
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:55,130
Bunch of mean, old gals
and their stupid club.
318
00:14:55,213 --> 00:14:56,463
-[woman] Sheryl!
-Hi!
319
00:14:56,546 --> 00:14:57,588
[woman] Good to see ya!
320
00:14:57,671 --> 00:14:58,546
Hey.
321
00:14:59,588 --> 00:15:01,046
What clubs do you belong to?
322
00:15:01,130 --> 00:15:03,338
Well, I just turn up,
pretend I'm interested,
323
00:15:03,421 --> 00:15:04,921
and eat all the free food.
324
00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:08,171
Will we be seeing you perform
at the Senior Showcase
325
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:09,630
I've heard so much about?
326
00:15:09,713 --> 00:15:10,588
[Sheryl] Oh, no.
327
00:15:10,671 --> 00:15:13,338
My only talents are poker and poking.
328
00:15:14,630 --> 00:15:15,630
Poker and poking?
329
00:15:17,088 --> 00:15:18,380
Where are you taking me?
330
00:15:19,338 --> 00:15:20,505
[indistinct chatter]
331
00:15:29,921 --> 00:15:30,755
[scoffs]
332
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,255
The real perk about this place...
333
00:15:36,046 --> 00:15:38,755
is that people are constantly dying.
334
00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:41,963
They list all the funerals in the papers,
335
00:15:42,046 --> 00:15:44,546
and there's always tons of free food.
336
00:15:46,255 --> 00:15:48,921
-Here, put this in your purse.
-No, no, no, no. No.
337
00:15:49,005 --> 00:15:51,171
[stammers] Put it in your own purse, okay?
Thanks.
338
00:15:51,255 --> 00:15:52,963
Well, mine's already full.
Just shove it in.
339
00:15:53,046 --> 00:15:55,005
-No, I don't really want to.
-Oh, okay.
340
00:15:55,713 --> 00:15:57,630
Shall we go pay our respects?
341
00:15:57,713 --> 00:15:58,671
[Martha sighs]
342
00:16:09,255 --> 00:16:11,463
-Okay, I'm outta here.
-Do you want to have a drink?
343
00:16:11,546 --> 00:16:13,880
No, no, I'll have a drink later, thanks.
I'm outta here.
344
00:16:22,421 --> 00:16:24,255
[cell phone rings]
345
00:16:27,838 --> 00:16:29,838
[Sheryl] Hey, Martha! It's Sheryl!
346
00:16:29,921 --> 00:16:33,046
We're going to bingoand we'd love for you to join us.
347
00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:34,588
There's some great prizes!
348
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,421
Listen, I'm sorry
349
00:16:36,505 --> 00:16:38,255
about taking you to that wake.
350
00:16:38,338 --> 00:16:40,671
I know you didn't like it. I'm sorry.
351
00:16:40,755 --> 00:16:41,671
It was...
352
00:16:41,755 --> 00:16:42,588
Anyway,
353
00:16:42,963 --> 00:16:44,171
give me a call, would you?
354
00:16:44,255 --> 00:16:45,505
I haven't seen you.
355
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,880
I'd love to... You know, bingo's fun.
356
00:16:50,171 --> 00:16:51,838
[cell phone ringing]
357
00:16:54,005 --> 00:16:57,171
[Sheryl] Oh, hi, Martha.I was hoping you'd pick up.
358
00:16:57,255 --> 00:17:00,046
We're going bowlingand we'd love you to join us.
359
00:17:00,130 --> 00:17:01,088
I can teach you.
360
00:17:01,171 --> 00:17:03,005
It's simple. It's all in the wrist.
361
00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:04,796
So give a call, why don't you?
362
00:17:06,046 --> 00:17:07,046
Bye!
363
00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:11,713
[coughs]
364
00:17:11,796 --> 00:17:12,880
[breathing heavily]
365
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,213
Oh.
366
00:17:16,588 --> 00:17:17,421
Oh.
367
00:17:19,088 --> 00:17:19,921
[exhales]
368
00:17:20,255 --> 00:17:21,671
I'm Tim Nichols.
369
00:17:22,130 --> 00:17:24,255
Now, death can be expensive.
370
00:17:24,546 --> 00:17:26,505
There's the embalming, the caskets,
371
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:29,713
the flowers,the funeral and cemetery fees,
372
00:17:29,796 --> 00:17:31,421
just to name a few.
373
00:17:31,838 --> 00:17:34,963
If you ever wonderedif there's a better way,
374
00:17:35,838 --> 00:17:38,171
well, now there is.
375
00:17:38,421 --> 00:17:41,796
Send your loved one off in styleby sending their ashes up
376
00:17:42,088 --> 00:17:45,755
in one of our custom-madefuneral fireworks.
377
00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:49,005
I guarantee they'll get a bang out of it.
378
00:17:56,046 --> 00:17:57,296
[footsteps]
379
00:17:59,171 --> 00:18:00,046
[clattering]
380
00:18:00,421 --> 00:18:01,421
[door opens]
381
00:18:02,671 --> 00:18:03,505
What?
382
00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:05,463
What?
383
00:18:05,963 --> 00:18:07,838
-[clattering continues]
-[sighs]
384
00:18:10,921 --> 00:18:12,630
Oh, my God, what is this?
385
00:18:18,046 --> 00:18:18,921
[shaky breathing]
386
00:18:20,296 --> 00:18:21,546
[screams]
387
00:18:21,630 --> 00:18:24,088
[Sheryl screams]
What the hell are you doing?!
388
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,421
What am I doing?
389
00:18:25,755 --> 00:18:28,338
Oh, my God! I thought you were a burglar!
390
00:18:28,421 --> 00:18:31,588
You haven't been out of this place
for days!
391
00:18:31,671 --> 00:18:34,546
I thought you'd slipped in the shower
or something.
392
00:18:34,921 --> 00:18:37,588
I was worried the cats
were getting at you.
393
00:18:37,671 --> 00:18:38,796
I don't have cats.
394
00:18:39,088 --> 00:18:40,713
Jesus Christ!
395
00:18:40,796 --> 00:18:43,171
-You could've killed me with that thing!
-I know.
396
00:18:43,671 --> 00:18:44,796
Who are you?
397
00:18:44,963 --> 00:18:46,338
[Sheryl] Let's have some wine.
398
00:18:46,421 --> 00:18:47,588
-Come on, let's sit down.
-Oh!
399
00:18:47,671 --> 00:18:48,880
Okay, yeah. [screams]
400
00:18:48,963 --> 00:18:50,838
Oh, my God, Jesus Christ.
401
00:18:53,463 --> 00:18:56,005
I'm really sorry
about being such a bitch at the wake.
402
00:18:56,088 --> 00:18:58,380
I was mad about something else,
and, you know,
403
00:18:58,463 --> 00:19:01,796
I shouldn't have
taken it out on you, and...
404
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,755
No, I'm sorry for telling you what to do.
405
00:19:04,838 --> 00:19:08,088
You're a grown-ass woman.
You can do whatever you want.
406
00:19:08,171 --> 00:19:09,005
Yeah.
407
00:19:12,421 --> 00:19:13,421
What's this?
408
00:19:13,796 --> 00:19:16,088
Oh, no, it's just a bunch of old junk.
409
00:19:16,796 --> 00:19:18,296
You were a cheerleader?
410
00:19:19,046 --> 00:19:21,838
Oh, aren't you full of surprises?
411
00:19:21,921 --> 00:19:23,213
Ms. Pep Squad.
412
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:24,130
Queen of the campus.
413
00:19:24,213 --> 00:19:26,338
Yeah, in another life,
I guess you'd call it.
414
00:19:26,421 --> 00:19:31,380
I used to just come running home
so that I could practice all afternoon,
415
00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:34,171
and it drove my mom totally crazy.
416
00:19:34,796 --> 00:19:36,005
That's how bad I wanted it.
417
00:19:36,505 --> 00:19:37,338
Yeah.
418
00:19:37,588 --> 00:19:40,963
And I tried out three times
and I never made the cut.
419
00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:42,046
But get this.
420
00:19:42,421 --> 00:19:43,963
Finally, in my senior year,
421
00:19:44,755 --> 00:19:46,005
I made the varsity squad.
422
00:19:46,088 --> 00:19:47,255
Better late than never!
423
00:19:47,338 --> 00:19:49,880
Yeah. On the day before our first game...
424
00:19:51,338 --> 00:19:56,796
I found out
that my mother was very sick, so...
425
00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:58,963
I, uh...
426
00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:04,463
I quit the team, you know,
started to take care of her.
427
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,171
Man, you know. [laughing] Oh, my God. I...
428
00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:11,255
You know, I never... [laughs]
429
00:20:11,338 --> 00:20:13,255
I never did perform.
430
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,546
-[Sheryl] Oh.
-No, that's...
431
00:20:16,046 --> 00:20:18,546
Maybe you should give it another shot.
432
00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:21,338
Yeah, maybe the Dallas Cowgirls
have an opening, right?
433
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:22,338
[Sheryl laughs]
434
00:20:23,046 --> 00:20:23,880
Yeah.
435
00:20:24,713 --> 00:20:26,088
-You know what?
-What?
436
00:20:26,171 --> 00:20:28,213
I really love this.
437
00:20:28,296 --> 00:20:31,380
-[Martha] Mm-hmm.
-I think it's kinda... sexy.
438
00:20:31,796 --> 00:20:33,255
Don't you think? [laughs]
439
00:20:33,338 --> 00:20:34,338
Uh, hey...
440
00:20:34,421 --> 00:20:36,338
Could I borrow this?
441
00:20:36,421 --> 00:20:37,588
-No.
-[laughs]
442
00:20:38,046 --> 00:20:38,880
No, I can't?
443
00:20:38,963 --> 00:20:40,880
-No, of course you can!
-[laughs]
444
00:20:40,963 --> 00:20:44,505
'Cause I'm taking pictures
for my Jdate profile.
445
00:20:44,838 --> 00:20:46,005
I didn't know you were Jewish.
446
00:20:46,296 --> 00:20:47,130
Oh, I'm not.
447
00:20:48,171 --> 00:20:49,005
Hey.
448
00:20:50,671 --> 00:20:52,546
I'm glad you're not cat food.
449
00:20:52,963 --> 00:20:54,963
[laughs] Yeah, thanks.
450
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,296
-See ya.
-Yeah, see you.
451
00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:01,255
-[door opens]
-[scoffs]
452
00:21:02,796 --> 00:21:03,713
[door closes]
453
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,046
[clock ticking]
454
00:21:33,921 --> 00:21:34,880
[inhales deeply]
455
00:21:35,296 --> 00:21:36,713
[sighs]
456
00:21:41,463 --> 00:21:42,463
[knocking]
457
00:21:45,963 --> 00:21:46,880
[knocking]
458
00:21:46,963 --> 00:21:47,963
[Martha] Hello?
459
00:21:48,963 --> 00:21:50,755
-Hello?
-Hey. Shh.
460
00:21:50,838 --> 00:21:51,755
Sheryl's not here.
461
00:21:52,630 --> 00:21:54,338
Who are you anyway? I mean...
462
00:21:54,421 --> 00:21:57,088
And don't give me that nonsense
about being the gardener--
463
00:21:57,171 --> 00:22:00,213
I live here. They don't let anyone
under 55 live here,
464
00:22:00,296 --> 00:22:02,171
so I gotta keep a low profile.
465
00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:05,088
Oh. So Sheryl likes 'em young,
does she, huh?
466
00:22:05,171 --> 00:22:06,171
What?
467
00:22:06,255 --> 00:22:07,088
Oh.
468
00:22:07,546 --> 00:22:09,588
-What?
-Sheryl is my-- my grandma.
469
00:22:09,671 --> 00:22:10,505
Oh.
470
00:22:11,255 --> 00:22:12,088
Yeah.
471
00:22:12,838 --> 00:22:14,296
And where is she anyway, huh?
472
00:22:14,546 --> 00:22:16,921
She substitute teaches at my school
473
00:22:17,005 --> 00:22:19,463
when she needs the extra cash,
so she's down there.
474
00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:20,588
Sheryl's a teacher?
475
00:22:21,005 --> 00:22:21,963
[both laugh]
476
00:22:22,921 --> 00:22:25,963
If you can call it that.
I pretend to be sick whenever she's there.
477
00:22:26,046 --> 00:22:27,338
It's kinda humiliating.
478
00:22:28,088 --> 00:22:31,130
Miss Ferris is away sick,
so we'll be watching a movie.
479
00:22:32,005 --> 00:22:33,588
-Yes?
-What's the movie?
480
00:22:33,671 --> 00:22:35,588
It's an educational video
481
00:22:35,671 --> 00:22:38,588
about the dangers of STDs.
482
00:22:39,005 --> 00:22:40,713
Are you even qualified to be teaching us?
483
00:22:41,755 --> 00:22:43,088
What's your name?
484
00:22:43,171 --> 00:22:44,005
Chloe.
485
00:22:44,421 --> 00:22:48,463
Well, Chloe, the state of Georgia
has surprisingly low standards
486
00:22:48,546 --> 00:22:50,171
for substitute teachers.
487
00:22:50,255 --> 00:22:51,755
If you've got a problem with that,
488
00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:54,171
you take it up with your congressman.
489
00:22:54,255 --> 00:22:57,421
Okay, but we're supposed to be studying
Romeo and Juliet.
490
00:22:57,505 --> 00:22:59,963
Well, today you'll be studying gonorrhea.
491
00:23:00,338 --> 00:23:01,338
[students laugh]
492
00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:02,588
[video] So you wanna have sex?
493
00:23:03,088 --> 00:23:05,505
You should knowwhat's up before getting down.
494
00:23:05,588 --> 00:23:06,588
♪ Yeah! ♪
495
00:23:06,671 --> 00:23:09,421
♪ Sex can be fun, but there's STDs ♪
496
00:23:09,755 --> 00:23:12,505
♪ Some can be curedBut some you can't treat ♪
497
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,755
♪ Uh-oh, herpes! Oh, no, hep B! ♪
498
00:23:15,838 --> 00:23:18,755
♪ Whoa, oh! What if it's HIV? ♪
499
00:23:18,838 --> 00:23:21,213
[cheerleader] And one, two, three, four...
500
00:23:21,546 --> 00:23:23,296
So you're a teacher, huh?
501
00:23:24,213 --> 00:23:27,713
Well, I like to think of myself
as more of a life coach.
502
00:23:27,796 --> 00:23:28,963
[Martha laughs]
503
00:23:29,671 --> 00:23:30,713
I was a teacher.
504
00:23:31,171 --> 00:23:32,630
-Yeah?
-Yes, yes.
505
00:23:32,713 --> 00:23:34,005
Do you ever miss it?
506
00:23:34,671 --> 00:23:38,380
Sometimes. I mean, God, the hours
were long and the pay was ridiculous,
507
00:23:38,463 --> 00:23:39,588
but yeah, I guess I...
508
00:23:40,046 --> 00:23:41,088
I guess miss it.
509
00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:43,880
[Sheryl] So, what are you doing here?
510
00:23:44,796 --> 00:23:46,421
I have an announcement to make.
511
00:23:49,296 --> 00:23:52,213
We're starting a cheerleading club
at Sun Springs.
512
00:23:52,546 --> 00:23:53,796
[laughs]
513
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,755
Is that the set-up or the punchline?
514
00:23:55,838 --> 00:23:58,005
No, no, no. I'm really serious, right?
515
00:23:58,296 --> 00:23:59,713
I mean, I have to join a club.
516
00:23:59,796 --> 00:24:01,713
I don't like any of their clubs, so...
517
00:24:02,338 --> 00:24:03,421
I'm creating my own.
518
00:24:04,046 --> 00:24:05,505
-[laughs]
-Yes, come on, seriously!
519
00:24:05,588 --> 00:24:07,505
You do know how old you are.
520
00:24:07,588 --> 00:24:10,880
What's the difference? I mean, we'll learn
a few moves. There's nothing to it. I--
521
00:24:10,963 --> 00:24:12,630
Hey, what's this "we"?
522
00:24:13,463 --> 00:24:15,338
I know this sounds so crazy, but I...
523
00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:18,213
I can't do it without you.
524
00:24:18,296 --> 00:24:19,380
What's in it for me?
525
00:24:20,338 --> 00:24:21,505
Well, what do you want?
526
00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:26,130
I want you to teach Ben how to drive. He--
527
00:24:26,213 --> 00:24:28,421
All of the other kids
have got their license.
528
00:24:28,505 --> 00:24:29,713
I think he's embarrassed.
529
00:24:29,796 --> 00:24:32,171
I'd teach him myself,
but I don't have a car.
530
00:24:32,255 --> 00:24:33,588
Yeah, no, I can't do that.
531
00:24:34,005 --> 00:24:34,838
Cannot do that.
532
00:24:35,088 --> 00:24:37,588
Well, that's the deal.
Take it or leave it.
533
00:24:38,796 --> 00:24:42,338
You're the one who told me I should
take up cheerleading again, right?
534
00:24:42,421 --> 00:24:44,671
Well, I-I didn't mean literally.
535
00:24:44,755 --> 00:24:49,088
It was more of a metaphor for, you know,
getting laid or something.
536
00:24:49,171 --> 00:24:50,546
-[scoffs]
-You know.
537
00:24:51,130 --> 00:24:55,338
So next up we have
Martha Walker's application.
538
00:24:55,421 --> 00:24:56,505
Okay. [clears throat]
539
00:24:59,546 --> 00:25:00,380
Um...
540
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,213
We're starting a cheerleading club.
541
00:25:03,755 --> 00:25:04,921
[man] Well. [chuckles]
542
00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:07,296
But who will you be cheering for?
543
00:25:08,588 --> 00:25:09,630
Ourselves.
544
00:25:10,421 --> 00:25:14,463
And, of course, we will be performing
for the Senior Showcase.
545
00:25:15,213 --> 00:25:16,671
[Vicki] Oh, will you?
546
00:25:17,046 --> 00:25:19,588
Well, I'm sorry, but we can't allow this.
547
00:25:19,921 --> 00:25:22,755
Oh, come off it! Why not?
548
00:25:22,838 --> 00:25:25,630
Well, insurance, for one thing.
549
00:25:25,713 --> 00:25:28,421
There's nothing dangerous about this.
It's just for fun.
550
00:25:28,505 --> 00:25:32,338
Well, we also have
Sun Spring's reputation to think about.
551
00:25:32,421 --> 00:25:35,130
It's cheerleading, not pole dancing.
552
00:25:35,213 --> 00:25:36,546
[laughter]
553
00:25:36,630 --> 00:25:37,546
Sorry.
554
00:25:37,630 --> 00:25:38,838
[laughter]
555
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,713
Were you ever a cheerleader, Martha?
556
00:25:43,755 --> 00:25:44,796
Not exactly.
557
00:25:45,255 --> 00:25:46,213
[Vicki] Well, I was.
558
00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:48,005
Captain of my squad.
559
00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:49,463
What a surprise!
560
00:25:50,171 --> 00:25:54,421
And it's a lot more physically demanding
than people realize.
561
00:25:54,755 --> 00:25:56,255
Even for younger women.
562
00:25:56,671 --> 00:26:00,880
And may I suggest that you form a club
that's a little more...
563
00:26:01,296 --> 00:26:02,630
age appropriate.
564
00:26:02,713 --> 00:26:04,796
Well, I do believe that you told me
that if I...
565
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:08,546
if I didn't find a club
that I really liked, I could start my own.
566
00:26:09,296 --> 00:26:10,130
Uh...
567
00:26:10,588 --> 00:26:13,921
-[sighs] How many members do you have?
-So far...
568
00:26:15,588 --> 00:26:16,505
Uh...
569
00:26:18,088 --> 00:26:19,255
Just two.
570
00:26:19,338 --> 00:26:20,505
[laughs]
571
00:26:21,088 --> 00:26:22,213
I'm sorry.
572
00:26:22,546 --> 00:26:26,130
You need eight members
to form an official club.
573
00:26:26,463 --> 00:26:28,463
Well, then,
we're gonna find eight members.
574
00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:30,505
Hi, I'm Olive.
575
00:26:31,046 --> 00:26:33,921
I don't have any cheerleading experience,
576
00:26:34,630 --> 00:26:37,421
but my husband and I,
we take a tango class.
577
00:26:37,505 --> 00:26:38,421
[both] Oh.
578
00:26:38,505 --> 00:26:41,005
It was either tango or a divorce, so--
579
00:26:41,088 --> 00:26:42,630
You could just show us what you've got.
580
00:26:43,255 --> 00:26:44,088
Let me begin.
581
00:26:44,838 --> 00:26:48,546
♪ When marimba rhythms start to play ♪
582
00:26:48,838 --> 00:26:50,838
♪ Dance with me ♪
583
00:26:51,046 --> 00:26:53,463
♪ Make me sway ♪
584
00:26:53,755 --> 00:26:57,588
♪ Like the lazy ocean hugs the shore ♪
585
00:26:57,796 --> 00:26:59,713
♪ Hold me close ♪
586
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:02,338
♪ Sway me more ♪
587
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,213
-That was fantastic!
-Sweet.
588
00:27:08,296 --> 00:27:09,671
-Whoo!
-♪ Let's go, girls ♪
589
00:27:09,755 --> 00:27:12,171
["Man! I Feel Like A Woman!" plays]
590
00:27:12,796 --> 00:27:13,630
♪ Come on ♪
591
00:27:14,255 --> 00:27:15,213
Wow!
592
00:27:16,796 --> 00:27:20,630
♪ I'm going out tonightI'm feelin' all right ♪
593
00:27:21,255 --> 00:27:24,630
♪ Gonna let it all hang out ♪
594
00:27:24,838 --> 00:27:26,505
♪ Want to make some noise ♪
595
00:27:26,588 --> 00:27:28,505
-Woo-hoo!
-♪ Really raise my voice ♪
596
00:27:28,588 --> 00:27:32,296
♪ Yeah, I want to scream and shout ♪
597
00:27:36,005 --> 00:27:37,296
[calming music plays]
598
00:27:55,255 --> 00:27:56,088
Oh!
599
00:28:01,130 --> 00:28:03,338
[whispers] I don't know
what to say about this one.
600
00:28:06,796 --> 00:28:07,755
Namaste.
601
00:28:09,130 --> 00:28:10,046
Namaste.
602
00:28:10,380 --> 00:28:12,588
Oh. N-nstay.
603
00:28:13,005 --> 00:28:13,963
Namaste.
604
00:28:14,046 --> 00:28:15,921
Namaste, excuse me. Namaste.
605
00:28:16,171 --> 00:28:18,463
Ruby Jenkins! Aerobics!
606
00:28:18,546 --> 00:28:19,755
Take it away!
607
00:28:19,838 --> 00:28:21,546
["I'm Every Woman" plays]
608
00:28:21,630 --> 00:28:24,296
♪ I'm every woman ♪
609
00:28:24,838 --> 00:28:27,921
♪ It's all in me ♪
610
00:28:28,005 --> 00:28:30,171
♪ Anything you want done, baby ♪
611
00:28:30,546 --> 00:28:32,255
♪ I'll do it naturally ♪
612
00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:37,380
♪ I'm every woman ♪
613
00:28:37,463 --> 00:28:39,171
-Uh-huh.
-Oh, yeah.
614
00:28:39,588 --> 00:28:41,505
♪ I'm every woman ♪
615
00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:44,255
[squeals and laughs]
616
00:28:45,005 --> 00:28:46,880
Whoa!
617
00:28:46,963 --> 00:28:47,963
[laughter]
618
00:28:48,046 --> 00:28:50,088
♪ I'm every woman ♪
619
00:28:50,171 --> 00:28:51,380
[laughter]
620
00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:52,421
[cheering]
621
00:28:52,505 --> 00:28:53,505
[Ruby laughs]
622
00:28:55,005 --> 00:28:56,796
[giggling] I haven't done that in years.
623
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:58,630
["Stars And Stripes Forever" plays]
624
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:21,296
[cheering]
625
00:29:21,380 --> 00:29:23,255
Wow, that was great.
626
00:29:23,338 --> 00:29:25,963
Where did you learn to do that?
627
00:29:26,046 --> 00:29:28,463
I was Miss Carney County...
628
00:29:29,046 --> 00:29:29,880
runner-up.
629
00:29:30,463 --> 00:29:32,505
1953.
630
00:29:32,588 --> 00:29:34,880
-Mmm.
-What did the winner do?
631
00:29:35,588 --> 00:29:37,421
Had sex with the judges.
632
00:29:37,796 --> 00:29:39,505
-[laughing]
-Oh.
633
00:29:39,588 --> 00:29:40,421
[snorts]
634
00:29:41,546 --> 00:29:43,755
Here. No speeding, okay?
635
00:29:43,963 --> 00:29:46,921
Do exactly what I tell you to do
when I tell you to do it.
636
00:29:47,005 --> 00:29:48,546
Now you've got that? You got it?
637
00:29:48,630 --> 00:29:50,005
-Got it.
-Okay.
638
00:29:51,338 --> 00:29:54,171
What you're going to do
is you're going to back up
639
00:29:54,463 --> 00:29:57,171
and look in your mirrors. Right? Go ahead.
640
00:29:57,255 --> 00:29:59,338
Look, that's good. That's good.
Back up a little.
641
00:29:59,421 --> 00:30:01,713
Nice and easy. Pretty good.
Right there, that's enough.
642
00:30:01,796 --> 00:30:05,130
Now, I want you to pull forward
and signal.
643
00:30:05,213 --> 00:30:06,505
Okay? Pull forward.
644
00:30:06,588 --> 00:30:07,588
[Martha screams]
645
00:30:07,671 --> 00:30:08,546
Oh!
646
00:30:09,046 --> 00:30:10,088
Okay.
647
00:30:10,296 --> 00:30:12,713
You ran right into me!
Do you know how to drive?
648
00:30:12,796 --> 00:30:13,755
Not really.
649
00:30:14,588 --> 00:30:17,546
Oh, my God! My mom's gonna kill me!
650
00:30:17,630 --> 00:30:20,713
Okay, don't worry about it. I'll just
get the insurance. It'll be fine.
651
00:30:21,380 --> 00:30:22,380
I'm sorry, I...
652
00:30:22,921 --> 00:30:24,255
-Ugh.
-[girl] That's crazy.
653
00:30:24,338 --> 00:30:26,046
["The Oogum Boogum Song" plays]
654
00:30:28,005 --> 00:30:30,255
♪ Oogum oogum boogum boogum ♪
655
00:30:30,338 --> 00:30:33,005
♪ Boogum, now, babyYou're castin' your spell on me ♪
656
00:30:36,046 --> 00:30:36,963
Aren't you hungry?
657
00:30:37,380 --> 00:30:38,796
No, I'm fine. I-I don't...
658
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:42,046
really have much of an appetite
right now. So...
659
00:30:44,171 --> 00:30:46,546
It must've been embarrassing for you
back there, huh?
660
00:30:46,630 --> 00:30:47,463
It's fine.
661
00:30:48,338 --> 00:30:50,088
They all think I'm a weirdo anyway.
662
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:51,713
[Martha] Why?
663
00:30:53,338 --> 00:30:55,963
'Cause I live in a retirement community.
664
00:30:56,296 --> 00:30:59,380
Yeah, I mean, why do you live here?
665
00:31:01,296 --> 00:31:05,171
My parents weren't really
the parenting... types.
666
00:31:07,005 --> 00:31:09,713
-Can I ask you something?
-Yeah, shoot. Yeah.
667
00:31:09,963 --> 00:31:12,338
Why did you move to Sun Springs?
668
00:31:13,213 --> 00:31:15,296
I don't know.
I guess I just wanted to get away.
669
00:31:15,380 --> 00:31:17,255
I wanted to simplify my life.
670
00:31:17,671 --> 00:31:18,671
Is it working?
671
00:31:19,130 --> 00:31:20,005
Not really.
672
00:31:21,088 --> 00:31:23,005
-Right.
-[laughs]
673
00:31:23,088 --> 00:31:24,880
["Pata Pata" plays]
674
00:31:27,255 --> 00:31:28,713
[Martha] Oh, God, you know what?
675
00:31:29,546 --> 00:31:31,880
We're still one woman short.
676
00:31:31,963 --> 00:31:34,630
Well, it's probably for the best.
677
00:31:35,255 --> 00:31:37,255
I mean, I love those gals...
678
00:31:37,338 --> 00:31:38,921
-Uh-huh.
-But, oh, let's face it!
679
00:31:39,005 --> 00:31:40,296
They're not really cheerleaders.
680
00:31:40,380 --> 00:31:42,838
You know, you're supposed to be
helping me, right?
681
00:31:43,213 --> 00:31:47,463
Remember, six women
signed up for the try-outs, but--
682
00:31:47,546 --> 00:31:48,921
Only five showed up.
683
00:31:51,005 --> 00:31:52,880
So, who's the sixth?
684
00:31:54,463 --> 00:31:55,505
[drink pours]
685
00:31:56,296 --> 00:31:58,588
[Sheryl] Nice place you got here.
It's very...
686
00:31:59,046 --> 00:31:59,880
themed.
687
00:31:59,963 --> 00:32:00,880
Oh, yes.
688
00:32:00,963 --> 00:32:03,671
My husband, he enjoys the game.
689
00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:05,796
Oh, do you play golf, by the way?
690
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,088
-Oh, no!
-[Sheryl] No?
691
00:32:07,171 --> 00:32:08,713
[chuckles] No.
692
00:32:09,130 --> 00:32:10,005
[chuckles]
693
00:32:10,713 --> 00:32:12,171
So, um, Alice,
694
00:32:12,255 --> 00:32:16,213
we notice you signed up
for the cheerleading try-outs.
695
00:32:16,296 --> 00:32:18,755
Oh, yes, I saw your flyer.
696
00:32:18,838 --> 00:32:19,796
It sounded fun.
697
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,630
Oh, why didn't you come?
698
00:32:22,005 --> 00:32:23,921
Well, I wanted to.
699
00:32:24,005 --> 00:32:28,005
But my husband doesn't like me out
too much on my own.
700
00:32:28,546 --> 00:32:30,921
I took a sewing class last year,
701
00:32:31,005 --> 00:32:33,963
and he had to make his own dinners
on Wednesday nights.
702
00:32:34,505 --> 00:32:36,588
Well, that sounds traumatic, of course.
703
00:32:36,755 --> 00:32:39,255
What if we practiced in the morning,
704
00:32:39,338 --> 00:32:41,755
and then you could get home
in time for dinner?
705
00:32:41,838 --> 00:32:42,671
Yeah!
706
00:32:43,130 --> 00:32:44,713
Yeah, well, it's not just that.
707
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:45,630
-No?
-No.
708
00:32:45,713 --> 00:32:48,213
-He's worried about the morality of it.
-The morality?
709
00:32:48,296 --> 00:32:51,921
Yes, he says that anyone who wants to be
a cheerleader at my age
710
00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:53,838
is either a slut or a whore.
711
00:32:53,921 --> 00:32:56,130
-And probably both.
-[Sheryl laughs]
712
00:32:56,213 --> 00:32:58,713
Maybe he should just take
his caveman-like opinions
713
00:32:58,796 --> 00:33:00,463
-and shove them up his you know what.
-Hey!
714
00:33:00,546 --> 00:33:03,921
-I mean-- Oh, sorry.
-Alice, we're just a bunch of nice ladies.
715
00:33:04,005 --> 00:33:07,380
-looking for some clean, wholesome fun.
-Okay, yes.
716
00:33:07,796 --> 00:33:09,046
What do ya say?
717
00:33:10,005 --> 00:33:13,005
Well, I always did
want to be a cheerleader.
718
00:33:13,713 --> 00:33:14,546
[sighs]
719
00:33:14,630 --> 00:33:17,213
Maybe I could ask him one more time.
720
00:33:17,296 --> 00:33:18,130
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
721
00:33:18,213 --> 00:33:19,630
-Okay.
-Go on.
722
00:33:20,630 --> 00:33:21,463
[chuckles]
723
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:23,713
Good luck.
724
00:33:23,796 --> 00:33:25,963
-"Good luck." Oh, my gosh.
-[door opens]
725
00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:27,963
[door closes]
726
00:33:28,630 --> 00:33:29,713
She's a sweetheart.
727
00:33:29,796 --> 00:33:31,630
She's very sweet.
728
00:33:31,713 --> 00:33:32,838
Very sweet.
729
00:33:33,255 --> 00:33:35,671
God, he really loves golf.
730
00:33:36,130 --> 00:33:39,546
-[Martha] He sounds like such an asshole.
-[Sheryl] Okay, here she comes.
731
00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:45,046
So... [chuckles]
732
00:33:45,130 --> 00:33:46,046
[Martha chuckles]
733
00:33:46,505 --> 00:33:48,088
-Did you ask him?
-I did.
734
00:33:48,796 --> 00:33:50,546
[Sheryl] And? What'd he say?
735
00:33:50,630 --> 00:33:52,296
"Over my dead body!"
736
00:33:52,380 --> 00:33:53,671
[Sheryl laughs]
737
00:33:53,755 --> 00:33:54,588
[Alice sighs]
738
00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:02,463
[Martha] Oh, God.
That was fast, wasn't it?
739
00:34:02,921 --> 00:34:04,880
A little too fast, if you ask me.
740
00:34:04,963 --> 00:34:06,838
No, he confused his meds.
741
00:34:06,921 --> 00:34:09,713
I'm sure Alice didn't want to kill him.
742
00:34:10,255 --> 00:34:12,380
Well, she always
wanted to be a cheerleader.
743
00:34:12,463 --> 00:34:14,380
Oh, come on. The woman is devastated.
744
00:34:14,463 --> 00:34:17,171
I'm sure it was the last thing
that was on her mind.
745
00:34:19,546 --> 00:34:21,005
See you at practice.
746
00:34:25,338 --> 00:34:26,505
[indistinct chatter]
747
00:34:27,421 --> 00:34:28,463
Hello, everyone!
748
00:34:28,546 --> 00:34:29,380
Hi!
749
00:34:29,463 --> 00:34:30,630
-Good morning.
-Hi.
750
00:34:30,713 --> 00:34:32,546
-[Phyllis] Morning.
-Wow, look at you all.
751
00:34:32,630 --> 00:34:35,796
I think we should try
something very simple to begin.
752
00:34:36,296 --> 00:34:38,421
So, if you don't mind,
I would really enjoy
753
00:34:38,505 --> 00:34:40,296
seeing you getting into a straight line.
754
00:34:41,421 --> 00:34:43,921
We're gonna try
some very simple positions.
755
00:34:44,005 --> 00:34:44,963
Now, watch me.
756
00:34:45,046 --> 00:34:46,421
So, it's on the count of three.
757
00:34:46,505 --> 00:34:48,963
It's one, two, three, boom!
758
00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:51,213
You got that? Straight arms!
759
00:34:51,296 --> 00:34:53,755
One, two, three, boom!
760
00:34:53,838 --> 00:34:54,671
Jump!
761
00:34:57,005 --> 00:34:57,921
Not quite good.
762
00:34:58,005 --> 00:34:59,838
-[chuckling]
-What-- what's the matter?
763
00:34:59,921 --> 00:35:00,755
I'm sorry.
764
00:35:00,838 --> 00:35:03,296
-[stammers] I have a sore shoulder.
-You can't bend it?
765
00:35:03,380 --> 00:35:05,255
I had to take an aspirin...
766
00:35:05,338 --> 00:35:06,713
-Oh!
-Oh, honey!
767
00:35:06,796 --> 00:35:08,171
Can I put this down? I have--
768
00:35:08,255 --> 00:35:09,838
Yeah. Okay, that's fine. Good.
769
00:35:09,921 --> 00:35:11,880
-I have to be careful!
-[Martha] Hm?
770
00:35:12,088 --> 00:35:14,005
I had my knee replaced last year.
771
00:35:14,088 --> 00:35:17,046
Well, that's-- No, that's perfectly fine.
You can just bend at your hips.
772
00:35:17,130 --> 00:35:19,213
I can't jump too much 'cause I get dizzy.
773
00:35:19,630 --> 00:35:21,088
When I jump too much, I get dizzy.
774
00:35:21,171 --> 00:35:22,171
-You do?
-Yeah.
775
00:35:22,255 --> 00:35:26,671
Martha, maybe we should make a list
of everybody's conditions.
776
00:35:26,755 --> 00:35:28,005
[unintelligible chatting]
777
00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:32,713
We're not making a list.
778
00:35:33,171 --> 00:35:35,713
-You got my dizziness down, right?
-Yeah, got that.
779
00:35:35,796 --> 00:35:36,713
And sciatica.
780
00:35:36,796 --> 00:35:39,046
-I have the sciatica.
-Oh, right.
781
00:35:39,130 --> 00:35:40,213
-[Olive] And my wrist.
-Oh!
782
00:35:40,296 --> 00:35:42,213
Did I mention I had chlamydia?
783
00:35:42,296 --> 00:35:45,213
Yeah, that and a shocking amount
of other personal information,
784
00:35:45,296 --> 00:35:47,505
so can we get back to rehearsing?
785
00:35:47,588 --> 00:35:49,088
But what about you, Martha?
786
00:35:49,171 --> 00:35:50,755
Do you have anything to report?
787
00:35:51,213 --> 00:35:52,921
No. I'm fine. I'm actually-- I'm--
788
00:35:53,005 --> 00:35:54,963
I'm just as fit as a fiddle.
789
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,338
[birds chirping]
790
00:36:08,838 --> 00:36:11,463
Uh, hi. Excuse me, are-- are you Martha?
791
00:36:11,546 --> 00:36:12,963
And you are who?
792
00:36:13,046 --> 00:36:15,505
I'm Tom Lendl. I'm Helen's son.
793
00:36:15,838 --> 00:36:17,046
Is everything all right?
794
00:36:17,130 --> 00:36:18,921
Well, no. Uh, it isn't.
795
00:36:19,005 --> 00:36:23,088
My mother said she needs $100
for some cheerleading club?
796
00:36:23,463 --> 00:36:25,338
Yeah, why is that any of your business?
797
00:36:25,421 --> 00:36:26,921
I handle my mother's finances.
798
00:36:27,255 --> 00:36:29,213
Well, if Helen has a problem,
799
00:36:29,296 --> 00:36:31,046
she can talk to me,
we'll work something out.
800
00:36:31,130 --> 00:36:33,671
-My mother doesn't need money. Okay?
-Okay.
801
00:36:33,755 --> 00:36:36,921
She's got plenty of money.
My father left her... quite a lot.
802
00:36:37,005 --> 00:36:38,921
It's up to me to make sure
she spends it wisely.
803
00:36:39,005 --> 00:36:39,921
[Martha] Mmm.
804
00:36:40,005 --> 00:36:43,380
I'm sure you're aware of the fact
that your mother is an adult.
805
00:36:43,463 --> 00:36:45,130
Well, I don't know if you're aware,
806
00:36:45,213 --> 00:36:48,088
but this place is a cesspool...
807
00:36:48,171 --> 00:36:50,588
-[Martha scoffs]
-...of con artists and salesmen.
808
00:36:50,755 --> 00:36:52,713
All trying to take advantage
of gullible old women.
809
00:36:52,796 --> 00:36:53,630
It's true!
810
00:36:54,005 --> 00:36:55,421
Thank you, Carl.
811
00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:57,380
I can handle this, okay?
812
00:36:58,546 --> 00:36:59,380
[Martha sighs]
813
00:37:00,005 --> 00:37:01,213
One hundred dollars.
814
00:37:02,005 --> 00:37:02,838
For what?
815
00:37:03,171 --> 00:37:04,921
Uniforms for the Senior Showcase.
816
00:37:05,005 --> 00:37:05,963
Uniforms?
817
00:37:06,213 --> 00:37:07,421
-Yeah!
-[laughs]
818
00:37:07,713 --> 00:37:08,546
Funny?
819
00:37:09,213 --> 00:37:10,921
-[scoffs]
-You think that's funny?
820
00:37:11,255 --> 00:37:12,588
A little. Yes.
821
00:37:13,338 --> 00:37:15,171
Nobody wants to see
a bunch of 80-year-olds
822
00:37:15,255 --> 00:37:16,463
running around in short skirts.
823
00:37:16,546 --> 00:37:17,505
Uh-huh.
824
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:19,755
It's not gonna happen.
825
00:37:23,463 --> 00:37:24,338
Let's go.
826
00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:37,213
[answering machine beeps]
827
00:37:37,296 --> 00:37:38,838
[Vicki] Martha, Vicki here.
828
00:37:39,088 --> 00:37:41,255
The committee regretfully denies
829
00:37:41,338 --> 00:37:45,088
your request for more time to rehearsein the recreation center.
830
00:37:45,338 --> 00:37:47,338
Now, I'm sure you understand.
831
00:37:47,588 --> 00:37:51,255
We have to prioritizethe more established clubs
832
00:37:51,338 --> 00:37:54,380
-in the lead-up to the Senior Showcase.
-[exhales]
833
00:37:58,421 --> 00:37:59,255
[exhales]
834
00:38:00,838 --> 00:38:04,380
So, what's the first thing you're gonna do
when you get your driver's license?
835
00:38:05,421 --> 00:38:07,671
-Got any hot dates planned? [chuckles]
-[Ben scoffs]
836
00:38:09,088 --> 00:38:10,671
I don't even have a car.
837
00:38:10,755 --> 00:38:13,796
Yeah, so? I mean, get a job and buy one.
838
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:15,130
-I have a job.
-[Martha] Oh?
839
00:38:15,213 --> 00:38:17,796
But most of my money goes to Sheryl
to help out with the rent.
840
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,255
I work at this pizza place.
841
00:38:19,671 --> 00:38:21,338
So, hang on.
Why don't you come work for us?
842
00:38:21,421 --> 00:38:23,921
Because we need music in our rehearsals...
843
00:38:24,005 --> 00:38:26,046
-[Ben chuckles]
-...and you'd be a great DJ.
844
00:38:26,838 --> 00:38:27,921
No, thank you.
845
00:38:28,005 --> 00:38:30,296
-[Martha] Yes!
-I think it's embarrassing enough already.
846
00:38:30,380 --> 00:38:33,046
No, come on.
How about 40 bucks a rehearsal?
847
00:38:36,088 --> 00:38:36,921
Huh?
848
00:38:41,630 --> 00:38:43,338
[Martha] I've gotta show you
something, here.
849
00:38:43,713 --> 00:38:44,630
Mmm...
850
00:38:45,046 --> 00:38:46,005
Look at this!
851
00:38:46,421 --> 00:38:47,296
[cheering]
852
00:38:47,380 --> 00:38:49,296
Look at this, we got pom-poms!
853
00:38:49,796 --> 00:38:51,880
Great! Fantastic!
854
00:38:52,755 --> 00:38:54,088
[excited chatter]
855
00:38:55,546 --> 00:38:57,630
Oh, my goodness! [laughs]
856
00:38:58,088 --> 00:39:01,005
[Martha] All right, everybody?
Okay, you ready?
857
00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:01,921
Okay, here I go.
858
00:39:02,255 --> 00:39:05,588
Now, five, six, seven, eight.
859
00:39:05,671 --> 00:39:06,963
Jump one, hold two.
860
00:39:07,046 --> 00:39:08,588
Arms three, hold four.
861
00:39:08,671 --> 00:39:10,338
Hips five, six.
862
00:39:10,421 --> 00:39:12,213
Clap seven, punch eight!
863
00:39:12,296 --> 00:39:14,963
Got it? Should we do it again?
Want me to do it one more time for you?
864
00:39:15,046 --> 00:39:16,213
-Yeah, yeah.
-Okay.
865
00:39:16,296 --> 00:39:17,421
-This is crazy.
-Ready, and...
866
00:39:17,755 --> 00:39:19,421
Jump one!
867
00:39:19,505 --> 00:39:21,255
Hold two, arms three.
868
00:39:21,338 --> 00:39:22,713
Hold four.
869
00:39:22,796 --> 00:39:25,130
Hips five, six.
870
00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:26,588
Clap seven.
871
00:39:26,671 --> 00:39:27,880
Punch eight!
872
00:39:27,963 --> 00:39:29,421
Do you think you have it? All right!
873
00:39:29,505 --> 00:39:31,630
Know what we're gonna do?
Put this baby to music.
874
00:39:31,713 --> 00:39:32,838
Ben, you got the music there?
875
00:39:32,921 --> 00:39:35,255
-I got it. Little old school but I got it.
-Yeah, yeah.
876
00:39:35,338 --> 00:39:37,880
Thanks for the opinion. And here we go.
877
00:39:37,963 --> 00:39:39,963
-["We Got The Beat" plays]
-Jump one.
878
00:39:40,296 --> 00:39:42,338
Hold two. Arms three.
879
00:39:42,421 --> 00:39:43,255
Hold four.
880
00:39:43,338 --> 00:39:45,380
Hips five, six.
881
00:39:45,463 --> 00:39:46,755
Clap seven.
882
00:39:46,921 --> 00:39:48,296
Punch eight!
883
00:39:48,380 --> 00:39:50,588
♪ See the people walking down the street ♪
884
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,880
♪ Fall in lineJust watchin' all their feet ♪
885
00:39:54,421 --> 00:39:56,546
♪ They don't know where they want to go ♪
886
00:39:56,630 --> 00:39:58,755
♪ But they're walking in time ♪
887
00:39:59,338 --> 00:40:00,588
♪ They got the beat ♪
888
00:40:00,671 --> 00:40:02,046
♪ They got the beat ♪
889
00:40:02,130 --> 00:40:04,046
♪ They got the beat ♪
890
00:40:04,671 --> 00:40:06,838
♪ Yeah, they got the beat ♪
891
00:40:09,463 --> 00:40:13,005
Keep going. Come on, you can do it!
Faster! You can do it even faster!
892
00:40:13,088 --> 00:40:16,088
♪ All the kidsJust getting out of school ♪
893
00:40:16,338 --> 00:40:19,338
♪ They can't waitTo hang out and be cool ♪
894
00:40:20,338 --> 00:40:22,255
No! Oh, no, no, no!
895
00:40:22,338 --> 00:40:23,380
Oh, no, no, no.
896
00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:25,880
Oh, no. We gotta take this from the top.
897
00:40:25,963 --> 00:40:27,213
-[all groan]
-[Martha] Yup.
898
00:40:27,296 --> 00:40:28,421
-Come on!
-[Martha] All right?
899
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,713
Now look, Alice, here's the problem here.
900
00:40:30,796 --> 00:40:32,838
I'm really sorry about this,
but you're too slow.
901
00:40:33,213 --> 00:40:34,921
-You got--
-What bullshit!
902
00:40:35,005 --> 00:40:35,838
Whoa.
903
00:40:36,255 --> 00:40:37,088
Oh.
904
00:40:38,463 --> 00:40:39,588
[Alice] I'm sorry. Sorry.
905
00:40:40,088 --> 00:40:41,963
My husband didn't like it when I cursed,
906
00:40:42,046 --> 00:40:45,463
so now that he's gone,
I'm gonna give it a shot.
907
00:40:45,755 --> 00:40:49,921
Yeah, I'm also gonna try reefer cigarettes
and cunnilingus.
908
00:40:50,005 --> 00:40:51,671
-[Martha] Yeah, there you go!
-Yes!
909
00:40:51,755 --> 00:40:53,755
Okay! Thanks for sharing.
910
00:40:53,838 --> 00:40:56,046
Okay, let's... let's go with this
one more time!
911
00:40:56,130 --> 00:40:58,046
Let's do it! You can do it!
912
00:40:58,755 --> 00:41:02,088
Cunnilingus! Go!
913
00:41:02,171 --> 00:41:03,880
-♪ We got the beat ♪
-♪ We got the beat ♪
914
00:41:03,963 --> 00:41:05,255
[laughing]
915
00:41:05,338 --> 00:41:06,380
♪ We got the beat ♪
916
00:41:09,588 --> 00:41:10,713
-Bye, ladies.
-Hey!
917
00:41:10,796 --> 00:41:11,963
-See you later.
-See you later.
918
00:41:12,046 --> 00:41:14,338
The girls are gonna have a drink.
You wanna come?
919
00:41:14,421 --> 00:41:16,296
You know, quite frankly,
920
00:41:17,130 --> 00:41:19,880
we need more rehearsal time, not drinks,
because you know why?
921
00:41:19,963 --> 00:41:21,713
We look like a bunch of old ladies
out there.
922
00:41:21,796 --> 00:41:24,755
[laughs] We are a bunch of old ladies
out there.
923
00:41:25,505 --> 00:41:27,421
And where are we gonna practice?
924
00:41:27,505 --> 00:41:31,546
I mean, Vicki will hardly let us
use this space as it is.
925
00:41:31,630 --> 00:41:33,713
No, but you need to get us a space
at the school.
926
00:41:33,796 --> 00:41:36,505
No, I can't do that.
I'm in big trouble at the school.
927
00:41:36,588 --> 00:41:39,921
I was caught handing out prophylactics
in the girls' bathroom.
928
00:41:40,005 --> 00:41:42,380
Mm-hmm. The Senior Showcase
is in two weeks
929
00:41:42,713 --> 00:41:45,380
and we need rehearsals.
930
00:41:45,463 --> 00:41:46,296
Okay.
931
00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:48,588
I'll ask the principal.
932
00:41:49,255 --> 00:41:50,838
He's got a crush on me. It could work.
933
00:41:51,171 --> 00:41:52,630
Well, all right. Okay.
934
00:41:53,713 --> 00:41:54,546
All right.
935
00:41:54,630 --> 00:41:56,380
And one.
936
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,380
And two.
937
00:41:59,046 --> 00:42:02,338
And keep your form, ladies. With the curl.
938
00:42:02,421 --> 00:42:03,963
And three.
939
00:42:04,046 --> 00:42:05,713
And four.
940
00:42:05,796 --> 00:42:07,046
Come on, keep that form!
941
00:42:07,130 --> 00:42:09,171
It's all about that bone density!
942
00:42:09,255 --> 00:42:10,838
Welcome to the gun show, Helen.
943
00:42:10,921 --> 00:42:13,380
There you go. Ooh, look at those guns!
944
00:42:13,463 --> 00:42:14,588
-Look at that!
-I love it.
945
00:42:14,671 --> 00:42:15,671
All right, girl.
946
00:42:15,755 --> 00:42:18,005
Okay, now, chest presses. And one.
947
00:42:18,546 --> 00:42:19,755
And two.
948
00:42:19,838 --> 00:42:21,755
-Ladies.
-And three.
949
00:42:21,838 --> 00:42:24,255
-[Vicki] Gettin' ready for the showcase?
-[Olive] And four.
950
00:42:24,338 --> 00:42:25,338
Yes, indeed, Miss Vicki.
951
00:42:25,421 --> 00:42:30,005
I'm sorry that we had to cancel
your rehearsal tomorrow.
952
00:42:30,338 --> 00:42:33,796
I realize that you have got
a lot of training to get done.
953
00:42:34,130 --> 00:42:35,838
Well, don't you worry about it,
954
00:42:35,921 --> 00:42:39,630
because Sheryl's already found us
a better place to rehearse.
955
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,296
-[Olive] Mm-hmm.
-[Vicki] Oh, really?
956
00:42:42,421 --> 00:42:43,713
Where might that be?
957
00:42:43,921 --> 00:42:45,505
[bell rings]
958
00:42:45,588 --> 00:42:47,630
Come on. This way, ladies.
959
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,005
What are we doing here?
960
00:42:49,713 --> 00:42:55,171
Oh, so this is what it's like
being a cheerleader.
961
00:42:55,421 --> 00:42:56,421
Oh.
962
00:42:56,505 --> 00:42:59,088
I feel like pushing someone into a locker.
963
00:42:59,171 --> 00:43:00,630
-[all laugh]
-[boy] Oh, cougar alert!
964
00:43:00,713 --> 00:43:01,588
Guys, guys.
965
00:43:03,005 --> 00:43:04,505
You gotta listen to me for a second.
966
00:43:05,046 --> 00:43:06,338
-You can't do this.
-[Sheryl] Huh?
967
00:43:06,421 --> 00:43:09,130
Okay? This is a bad, bad idea.
968
00:43:09,421 --> 00:43:12,421
-Oh, don't be so dramatic.
-Grandma...
969
00:43:12,505 --> 00:43:15,171
You are going to humiliate yourself
970
00:43:15,255 --> 00:43:16,796
in front of the entire school!
971
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,088
The entire school?
972
00:43:18,171 --> 00:43:20,213
The entire school,
what're we talking about here, huh?
973
00:43:20,921 --> 00:43:22,255
-Huh?
-You don't know?
974
00:43:22,630 --> 00:43:23,505
No!
975
00:43:23,671 --> 00:43:24,505
[giggles]
976
00:43:24,588 --> 00:43:26,046
This is what you wanted.
977
00:43:26,130 --> 00:43:27,963
No, this is not what I wanted.
978
00:43:28,213 --> 00:43:29,880
I wanted a space to rehearse in.
979
00:43:30,130 --> 00:43:31,755
-That's what this is.
-No, this...
980
00:43:32,130 --> 00:43:33,463
This is a pep rally.
981
00:43:33,546 --> 00:43:34,671
-Yeah.
-Right?
982
00:43:34,755 --> 00:43:38,505
There's a whole school out there,
and we're not ready for an audience, okay?
983
00:43:38,588 --> 00:43:40,130
We can't cancel!
984
00:43:40,338 --> 00:43:43,796
You have no idea what I had to go through
with the principal
985
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,338
just to make this happen!
986
00:43:45,421 --> 00:43:46,713
Well, well, well!
987
00:43:46,796 --> 00:43:49,255
-Oh!
-If it isn't the teacher of the year!
988
00:43:49,671 --> 00:43:52,755
Isn't there a quarterback somewhere
you need to be giving a handjob?
989
00:43:52,838 --> 00:43:53,880
[Martha] Okay, just...
990
00:43:53,963 --> 00:43:57,963
All right, do you mind just
stepping outside for a moment, please?
991
00:43:58,213 --> 00:43:59,380
What? No!
992
00:43:59,838 --> 00:44:03,380
This is our pep rally! They already
made us cut a minute off our routine.
993
00:44:03,463 --> 00:44:06,338
Okay, but just give us a second, okay?
994
00:44:06,421 --> 00:44:07,338
[both sigh]
995
00:44:07,421 --> 00:44:08,880
-Whatever.
-Whatever.
996
00:44:08,963 --> 00:44:12,546
I just hope your moves
are a little more up-to-date than you are.
997
00:44:12,630 --> 00:44:14,380
You bitches wanna rumble?
998
00:44:14,463 --> 00:44:15,713
[girl] Oh, weird.
999
00:44:16,421 --> 00:44:17,255
Yeah.
1000
00:44:17,838 --> 00:44:18,755
See ya out there.
1001
00:44:19,421 --> 00:44:22,005
-["Someone Who Can Dance" plays]
-[crowd cheering]
1002
00:44:27,838 --> 00:44:29,046
[cheering]
1003
00:44:35,421 --> 00:44:36,880
Son of a whore.
1004
00:44:38,838 --> 00:44:39,963
Look how young they are!
1005
00:44:40,421 --> 00:44:42,046
[Alice] Oh, good booties.
1006
00:44:42,588 --> 00:44:44,713
-And they're really good.
-Mm-hmm.
1007
00:44:44,796 --> 00:44:46,838
Ah, they're not that good.
1008
00:44:46,921 --> 00:44:48,005
[Helen] You're blind.
1009
00:44:49,505 --> 00:44:50,421
Wow!
1010
00:44:50,505 --> 00:44:52,005
♪ I want someone who can dance ♪
1011
00:44:52,088 --> 00:44:53,921
♪ Not someone I can talk to ♪
1012
00:44:54,338 --> 00:44:56,046
♪ I want someone who can dance ♪
1013
00:44:57,588 --> 00:44:59,630
-Yeah!
-♪ I want someone who can dance ♪
1014
00:45:00,255 --> 00:45:01,588
♪ Not someone I can talk to ♪
1015
00:45:02,296 --> 00:45:03,921
♪ I want someone who can dance ♪
1016
00:45:06,421 --> 00:45:08,171
♪ I want someone who can dance ♪
1017
00:45:08,255 --> 00:45:09,921
♪ Not someone I can talk to ♪
1018
00:45:10,505 --> 00:45:12,005
♪ I want someone who can dance ♪
1019
00:45:13,338 --> 00:45:14,880
♪ I want someone who can dance ♪
1020
00:45:14,963 --> 00:45:16,338
[cheering and applause]
1021
00:45:17,421 --> 00:45:18,671
[announcer] Let's give it up
1022
00:45:18,755 --> 00:45:22,880
for our very own
Hillview High cheerleaders!
1023
00:45:22,963 --> 00:45:24,630
Go, come on! Let's go! Let's go!
1024
00:45:27,463 --> 00:45:28,546
Break a hip.
1025
00:45:28,630 --> 00:45:29,755
Get pregnant.
1026
00:45:30,630 --> 00:45:31,713
[Martha] Okay, excuse me.
1027
00:45:31,796 --> 00:45:34,546
-Let's go, girls.
-[announcer] Next up, a special treat.
1028
00:45:34,630 --> 00:45:37,380
A performance
from the Sun Springs All Stars.
1029
00:45:37,463 --> 00:45:39,380
-Ruby, come on.
-[announcer] Move aside, girls.
1030
00:45:39,463 --> 00:45:42,463
Now these are
the real senior cheerleaders.
1031
00:45:42,546 --> 00:45:44,171
-[boy] Check this out, man.
-[laughter]
1032
00:45:44,755 --> 00:45:45,713
Hello, thank you.
1033
00:45:45,796 --> 00:45:48,505
All right. Positions, okay. Come on.
1034
00:45:48,588 --> 00:45:49,671
Let's go, let's go.
1035
00:45:49,755 --> 00:45:50,630
[Sheryl] Come on.
1036
00:45:51,213 --> 00:45:52,796
Okay? Music!
1037
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,505
[boy] Hey, Danny,
want me to get her number for you?
1038
00:45:55,588 --> 00:45:56,755
[laughter]
1039
00:45:57,088 --> 00:45:59,671
Five, six, seven, eight...
1040
00:46:00,046 --> 00:46:01,463
♪ Three, six, nine ♪
1041
00:46:01,546 --> 00:46:02,755
♪ The goose drank wine ♪
1042
00:46:02,838 --> 00:46:05,713
♪ The monkey chew tobaccoOn the street car line ♪
1043
00:46:05,796 --> 00:46:07,171
♪ The line broke ♪
1044
00:46:07,255 --> 00:46:08,505
♪ The monkey got choked ♪
1045
00:46:08,588 --> 00:46:11,005
♪ And they all went to heavenIn a little rowboat ♪
1046
00:46:11,088 --> 00:46:12,713
[Chloe] Oh, my God, I can't believe this!
1047
00:46:12,796 --> 00:46:13,630
♪ Clap, pat ♪
1048
00:46:14,213 --> 00:46:15,046
♪ Clap, pat ♪
1049
00:46:15,463 --> 00:46:16,838
♪ Clap, pat ♪
1050
00:46:16,921 --> 00:46:18,171
♪ Clap, pat ♪
1051
00:46:18,421 --> 00:46:19,588
Oh, sorry!
1052
00:46:19,671 --> 00:46:20,796
[laughter]
1053
00:46:21,213 --> 00:46:22,213
♪ Right hand ♪
1054
00:46:22,796 --> 00:46:23,713
♪ Clap, pat ♪
1055
00:46:23,796 --> 00:46:25,963
♪ Clap your handCross it to your left arm ♪
1056
00:46:26,046 --> 00:46:27,713
♪ Pat you partner's left palm ♪
1057
00:46:28,546 --> 00:46:29,380
♪ Clap, pat ♪
1058
00:46:29,463 --> 00:46:31,880
♪ Clap your handMove it from your right arm ♪
1059
00:46:32,338 --> 00:46:33,338
Ow!
1060
00:46:33,838 --> 00:46:35,380
[crowd gasping]
1061
00:46:36,546 --> 00:46:39,296
Oh! Oh, God! I hurt my ankle!
1062
00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:42,463
-Oh!
-She's not okay. She's not okay.
1063
00:46:42,546 --> 00:46:45,171
-[girl laughs]
-[Martha] That's all right. It's okay.
1064
00:46:47,171 --> 00:46:49,088
-Get the medic.
-Get some ice, right now.
1065
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,338
Oh! Ooh!
1066
00:46:54,088 --> 00:46:55,921
-[Martha] Are you all right?
-[Helen] I'm fine!
1067
00:46:56,005 --> 00:46:57,630
Everyone's making a fuss.
1068
00:46:57,713 --> 00:46:59,505
-Are you sure?
-[Helen] Yes.
1069
00:46:59,588 --> 00:47:03,796
I told you we weren't ready. We made
complete fools of ourselves out there.
1070
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,796
[unintelligible chattering]
1071
00:47:08,630 --> 00:47:11,046
-Oh, shit!
-What?
1072
00:47:11,130 --> 00:47:12,588
-What?
-What?
1073
00:47:12,671 --> 00:47:13,546
[Helen] What now?
1074
00:47:13,630 --> 00:47:16,088
["The Clapping Song" plays]
1075
00:47:17,130 --> 00:47:18,796
-[Alice] That's us!
-[Ruby] Oh, no!
1076
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:22,213
-[Martha] Could I see?
-It already has 20,000 views.
1077
00:47:22,296 --> 00:47:24,338
-[Helen] Oh!
-Well, you gotta take it down.
1078
00:47:24,421 --> 00:47:26,421
-I can't take it off.
-There has to be a way, right?
1079
00:47:26,505 --> 00:47:28,463
-I mean, some technical--
-No, it's there.
1080
00:47:28,546 --> 00:47:30,505
"Old cheerleaders fail."
1081
00:47:31,005 --> 00:47:31,838
Oh.
1082
00:47:32,130 --> 00:47:33,505
[laughing]
1083
00:47:33,963 --> 00:47:34,796
Okay.
1084
00:47:35,130 --> 00:47:36,588
-[laughing]
-[girl] Can I see?
1085
00:47:37,463 --> 00:47:38,588
What? What's going on?
1086
00:47:41,171 --> 00:47:42,588
Wait, you posted it?
1087
00:47:42,671 --> 00:47:43,505
Yeah.
1088
00:47:43,588 --> 00:47:44,963
Why would you do that?
1089
00:47:45,046 --> 00:47:46,713
Because it's hilarious.
1090
00:47:46,796 --> 00:47:48,755
This is totally going viral.
1091
00:47:49,838 --> 00:47:50,671
Wow.
1092
00:47:51,130 --> 00:47:51,963
[exhales sharply]
1093
00:47:52,588 --> 00:47:53,421
What?
1094
00:47:55,755 --> 00:47:56,588
What?
1095
00:47:56,963 --> 00:47:58,713
I blame myself.
1096
00:47:59,380 --> 00:48:02,713
I mean, this is just the sort of thing
that I knew would happen.
1097
00:48:03,171 --> 00:48:07,963
Not only has one of our residents
suffered a serious injury,
1098
00:48:08,255 --> 00:48:12,130
but now her son is threatening a lawsuit.
1099
00:48:13,005 --> 00:48:16,130
Is there anything
that you ladies care to say?
1100
00:48:16,213 --> 00:48:17,088
No.
1101
00:48:19,546 --> 00:48:21,505
Then let's put it to a vote.
1102
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,255
All of those in favor of the ban.
1103
00:48:25,338 --> 00:48:26,380
[woman clears throat]
1104
00:48:26,463 --> 00:48:27,588
-[man] Mm-hmm.
-[woman] Yes.
1105
00:48:28,421 --> 00:48:29,713
-[man] Yes for me.
-[woman] Yeah.
1106
00:48:29,796 --> 00:48:30,838
Mm-hmm.
1107
00:48:41,255 --> 00:48:42,505
It's unanimous.
1108
00:48:43,588 --> 00:48:46,546
You are hereby ordered
to cease all club activities.
1109
00:48:47,630 --> 00:48:48,463
Thank you.
1110
00:48:49,671 --> 00:48:51,963
Well, what did she expect
going out like that?
1111
00:48:52,505 --> 00:48:53,505
Where are you going?
1112
00:48:53,796 --> 00:48:54,755
Home.
1113
00:48:56,005 --> 00:48:56,838
[sighs]
1114
00:49:04,630 --> 00:49:05,463
[horn toots]
1115
00:49:07,713 --> 00:49:08,713
[laughing]
1116
00:49:08,796 --> 00:49:10,671
Hold on, hold on! There's more!
1117
00:49:10,755 --> 00:49:12,380
[Ruby] You think they're talkin' about us?
1118
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:16,880
I don't know.
1119
00:49:16,963 --> 00:49:18,671
[laughing]
1120
00:49:20,421 --> 00:49:21,880
Not today, Satan.
1121
00:49:22,838 --> 00:49:25,880
[reporter] Local residentsfrom Sun Springs Retirement Community
1122
00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:28,213
have become a viral internet sensation
1123
00:49:28,296 --> 00:49:30,713
-following a disastrous performance...
-[sighs] Screw you!
1124
00:49:30,796 --> 00:49:32,963
...at a high school pep rally last Tuesday.
1125
00:49:36,963 --> 00:49:37,796
Hey, Mom.
1126
00:49:41,921 --> 00:49:43,713
It's time for you to get some rest.
1127
00:49:44,088 --> 00:49:45,338
I am resting.
1128
00:49:45,421 --> 00:49:47,630
Mother, Susan and I
are gonna be staying here for a while.
1129
00:49:47,963 --> 00:49:49,755
No, that won't be necessary.
1130
00:49:49,838 --> 00:49:51,755
Yes, I think it is necessary.
1131
00:50:04,755 --> 00:50:06,005
What's wrong with you lately?
1132
00:50:06,713 --> 00:50:07,546
[sighs]
1133
00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:10,088
I just miss cheerleading.
1134
00:50:15,546 --> 00:50:19,713
[Vicki] Please give a round of applause
to the Calibray Club!
1135
00:50:21,546 --> 00:50:25,171
Oh, and our next act, the sunscreen,
1136
00:50:25,255 --> 00:50:27,421
always got a full tan!
1137
00:50:28,338 --> 00:50:29,338
[line ringing]
1138
00:50:29,671 --> 00:50:31,005
-[Martha] Hey.
-[Sheryl] Hi!
1139
00:50:31,088 --> 00:50:31,921
Are you around?
1140
00:50:36,963 --> 00:50:37,796
So...
1141
00:50:38,713 --> 00:50:40,005
you went to the Showcase?
1142
00:50:40,380 --> 00:50:42,505
Well, I drove by. I didn't go inside. I--
1143
00:50:42,588 --> 00:50:46,755
Oh, it's too bad.
We had a real shot at that trophy.
1144
00:50:46,838 --> 00:50:48,296
Do you really think so?
1145
00:50:48,963 --> 00:50:50,255
-Not really.
-[laughs]
1146
00:50:50,338 --> 00:50:52,380
[chuckles]
I'm just trying to be supportive.
1147
00:50:52,463 --> 00:50:53,546
Yeah, right.
1148
00:50:53,630 --> 00:50:56,755
Listen, I am sorry about the pep rally.
1149
00:50:56,838 --> 00:50:58,255
It was a dumb idea.
1150
00:50:59,505 --> 00:51:01,671
No, it's not your fault.
1151
00:51:03,130 --> 00:51:04,296
-It was.
-You know, I...
1152
00:51:05,671 --> 00:51:07,130
I miss the girls, though.
1153
00:51:08,046 --> 00:51:09,421
Yeah, me too.
1154
00:51:10,671 --> 00:51:12,921
I've never had a lot of girlfriends.
1155
00:51:13,171 --> 00:51:14,171
It's quite nice.
1156
00:51:17,588 --> 00:51:18,421
Hmm?
1157
00:51:18,796 --> 00:51:19,880
I miss you, too.
1158
00:51:20,296 --> 00:51:21,421
I miss you!
1159
00:51:21,505 --> 00:51:22,713
-[chuckles] Really?
-[chuckles]
1160
00:51:23,588 --> 00:51:24,755
Oh, my goodness.
1161
00:51:25,505 --> 00:51:27,296
-On the bright side...
-Uh-huh.
1162
00:51:28,671 --> 00:51:31,796
We're up to half a million hits.
Look at this.
1163
00:51:32,588 --> 00:51:34,338
["The Clapping Song" plays]
1164
00:51:36,838 --> 00:51:38,588
[laughs]
1165
00:51:38,671 --> 00:51:42,713
I'd like to get my hands
on whoever posted that. Okay?
1166
00:51:43,421 --> 00:51:44,463
[Chloe] I can't...
1167
00:51:44,546 --> 00:51:45,505
Hey, wait a minute.
1168
00:51:46,130 --> 00:51:47,046
-What do you mean?
-Shh.
1169
00:51:47,130 --> 00:51:48,463
-Listen. Listen.
-Okay.
1170
00:51:48,546 --> 00:51:49,380
Uh-huh.
1171
00:51:50,088 --> 00:51:51,296
[Chloe] Oh, my God!
1172
00:51:52,338 --> 00:51:53,171
The little...
1173
00:51:53,921 --> 00:51:56,088
-That is Chloe's voice!
-It was.
1174
00:51:56,171 --> 00:51:57,005
-It's Chloe!
-Yeah.
1175
00:51:57,088 --> 00:51:59,296
That's right.
The cheerleader did this, okay?
1176
00:52:01,213 --> 00:52:02,046
Yeah.
1177
00:52:02,546 --> 00:52:03,755
Uh-huh.
1178
00:52:03,838 --> 00:52:04,963
[rain pattering]
1179
00:52:06,380 --> 00:52:07,255
[Martha] Oh.
1180
00:52:08,671 --> 00:52:11,130
-Shit.
-Are you sure this is a good idea?
1181
00:52:11,213 --> 00:52:14,213
Yes, we're gonna talk to her parents,
and I'm sure they're going to understand.
1182
00:52:14,296 --> 00:52:16,130
I don't think her parents are home.
1183
00:52:16,213 --> 00:52:17,255
[snoring]
1184
00:52:17,338 --> 00:52:18,421
-Oh.
-[laughs]
1185
00:52:21,921 --> 00:52:22,921
Uh...
1186
00:52:29,921 --> 00:52:32,546
[Martha whispering] This is all...
What a nightmare! Ugh!
1187
00:52:32,630 --> 00:52:35,171
Is this what a teenage party is all about?
1188
00:52:35,963 --> 00:52:37,213
[Sheryl] Oh, hey. Look.
1189
00:52:37,921 --> 00:52:38,880
Hey, Chloe.
1190
00:52:38,963 --> 00:52:40,088
Oh, shit!
1191
00:52:40,713 --> 00:52:42,296
[Martha] Did you think that was funny?
1192
00:52:42,713 --> 00:52:46,713
Did you and your friends have a big laugh
at all the old ladies?
1193
00:52:47,130 --> 00:52:50,755
I guess it wasn't enough just
to humiliate us in front of the school.
1194
00:52:50,838 --> 00:52:52,755
You had to share it with the whole world.
1195
00:52:52,838 --> 00:52:56,796
Isn't it enough to be pretty, and smart,
1196
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:58,213
and popular?
1197
00:52:58,296 --> 00:53:00,421
You have to knock
everybody else down, too?
1198
00:53:00,796 --> 00:53:02,421
I mean, what, wait a minute now.
1199
00:53:03,046 --> 00:53:05,671
No clever retort, huh?
You have nothing to say at all?
1200
00:53:06,338 --> 00:53:07,255
[crying]
1201
00:53:07,338 --> 00:53:08,255
[both] Oh.
1202
00:53:08,546 --> 00:53:09,671
-Oh, dear.
-Oh, dear.
1203
00:53:09,755 --> 00:53:10,921
-[continues crying]
-Oh.
1204
00:53:11,713 --> 00:53:12,546
Okay...
1205
00:53:12,630 --> 00:53:13,880
-No, it's all--
-Hey, hey.
1206
00:53:14,088 --> 00:53:15,796
It's all right. It's okay.
1207
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:17,755
There's nothing to cry about, okay?
1208
00:53:17,838 --> 00:53:20,088
Don't worry. Don't... don't cry!
1209
00:53:20,171 --> 00:53:22,046
[Chloe sobbing] No, I'm so sorry.
1210
00:53:22,713 --> 00:53:25,505
I didn't know they were gonna post it.
I promise.
1211
00:53:26,213 --> 00:53:28,255
God, you must hate me!
1212
00:53:28,338 --> 00:53:30,213
Oh, we don't hate you.
1213
00:53:31,130 --> 00:53:32,671
Actually, we need you.
1214
00:53:35,338 --> 00:53:36,296
For what?
1215
00:53:38,421 --> 00:53:40,046
Well, we want you to be our choreographer.
1216
00:53:40,421 --> 00:53:42,380
-[Sheryl] Yeah.
-[Martha] That's right.
1217
00:53:42,463 --> 00:53:45,130
We're putting our squad back together,
1218
00:53:45,213 --> 00:53:47,630
and as you may have noticed,
we have a few rough edges,
1219
00:53:47,713 --> 00:53:49,338
but we've seen you. We have.
1220
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:50,713
You're good.
1221
00:53:50,796 --> 00:53:52,421
-Yeah.
-And we need some of that.
1222
00:53:52,505 --> 00:53:55,463
But... [stammers] with school
and cheering, I...
1223
00:53:56,380 --> 00:53:57,880
I just don't have the time.
1224
00:53:57,963 --> 00:54:00,463
-Oh.
-Oh, that's a shame.
1225
00:54:00,546 --> 00:54:01,630
Isn't it, Martha?
1226
00:54:02,380 --> 00:54:04,213
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a real shame.
1227
00:54:06,296 --> 00:54:09,005
Oh, but you know
what would be a real shame?
1228
00:54:09,088 --> 00:54:10,171
[Sheryl] What's that?
1229
00:54:11,630 --> 00:54:15,255
If Chloe's parents found out
about this totally epic party.
1230
00:54:15,713 --> 00:54:17,713
Oh, that'd be a terrible shame.
1231
00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:19,213
You wouldn't.
1232
00:54:19,671 --> 00:54:21,130
[laughs] We might.
1233
00:54:21,838 --> 00:54:22,713
Try us.
1234
00:54:23,421 --> 00:54:24,630
[groans]
1235
00:54:25,630 --> 00:54:26,588
God.
1236
00:54:28,505 --> 00:54:30,046
[Martha] Good morning, ladies.
1237
00:54:32,338 --> 00:54:33,671
What is she doing here?
1238
00:54:34,046 --> 00:54:35,880
This is Chloe, right?
1239
00:54:36,255 --> 00:54:39,505
Chloe has something
that she wants to say to everyone.
1240
00:54:43,005 --> 00:54:44,880
I was the one who took the video.
1241
00:54:44,963 --> 00:54:46,463
-Oh, boy.
-Oh, come on. Jeez.
1242
00:54:46,546 --> 00:54:48,921
Look, I-I never meant
for it to be posted online,
1243
00:54:49,005 --> 00:54:50,296
and [stammers] I'm sorry.
1244
00:54:50,755 --> 00:54:53,796
-I'm really sorry.
-Glad you got that off your chest.
1245
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:57,130
I'm sorry, but there's more
that Chloe has to say. Go on, Chloe.
1246
00:54:57,380 --> 00:54:58,213
Uh...
1247
00:54:59,213 --> 00:55:03,171
And I would really love
to help coach you guys.
1248
00:55:03,255 --> 00:55:04,213
[laughter]
1249
00:55:04,296 --> 00:55:06,296
Why would we let her coach us?
1250
00:55:06,380 --> 00:55:08,463
Because, Olive,
in case you haven't noticed,
1251
00:55:08,546 --> 00:55:10,130
we could do with a little help.
1252
00:55:10,213 --> 00:55:12,338
We're not even a club anymore.
1253
00:55:12,421 --> 00:55:15,046
-Vicki banned us.
-Oh, forget Vicki!
1254
00:55:15,380 --> 00:55:18,171
-We will practice in secret.
-Practice for what?
1255
00:55:18,255 --> 00:55:19,546
The Showcase is over.
1256
00:55:19,630 --> 00:55:22,505
We're gonna find someplace else
to perform, okay?
1257
00:55:22,588 --> 00:55:24,796
We humiliated ourselves. Everybody saw it.
1258
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:27,130
And that's the reason
why we need to do this.
1259
00:55:27,213 --> 00:55:28,296
To prove we're not some joke
1260
00:55:28,380 --> 00:55:30,421
and to show the world
what we can really do!
1261
00:55:31,463 --> 00:55:32,755
We really can do this
1262
00:55:32,838 --> 00:55:35,255
if we do this together.
1263
00:55:35,963 --> 00:55:36,796
Huh?
1264
00:55:38,338 --> 00:55:45,046
All right, ladies. I want you to look
at your reflection in the mirror, okay?
1265
00:55:45,130 --> 00:55:46,255
What are we doing?
1266
00:55:46,796 --> 00:55:49,130
Just look at your reflection, Ruby.
1267
00:55:49,213 --> 00:55:53,171
I want you to really, really look
in that mirror,
1268
00:55:54,755 --> 00:55:56,713
and take in yourselves, right?
1269
00:55:56,796 --> 00:55:57,838
Look closely.
1270
00:55:58,546 --> 00:56:01,380
We're all so self-conscious,
1271
00:56:01,463 --> 00:56:04,088
and we're all so worried
1272
00:56:04,171 --> 00:56:06,755
about what everyone else is thinking,
1273
00:56:06,838 --> 00:56:09,546
when, of course, the only thing
that really matters
1274
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:12,255
is what we think of ourselves.
1275
00:56:12,630 --> 00:56:15,963
Really, I want you to take yourself in.
1276
00:56:16,213 --> 00:56:18,088
Now, on the count of three,
1277
00:56:18,713 --> 00:56:22,130
I want you to say one thing
1278
00:56:22,505 --> 00:56:24,130
you like about yourselves.
1279
00:56:24,213 --> 00:56:25,380
Oh, gosh.
1280
00:56:26,046 --> 00:56:28,130
You can't be serious.
1281
00:56:28,213 --> 00:56:29,130
My tits!
1282
00:56:29,213 --> 00:56:31,130
-Uh, not yet. Not yet.
-[laughter]
1283
00:56:31,213 --> 00:56:33,046
Let's wait until the count of three.
1284
00:56:33,546 --> 00:56:35,171
What if you don't like anything?
1285
00:56:36,005 --> 00:56:38,546
Well, what do you mean?
Then you're not looking hard enough.
1286
00:56:38,630 --> 00:56:41,755
You just have to find
what's great about yourselves, okay?
1287
00:56:43,130 --> 00:56:44,755
All right. Ready?
1288
00:56:46,505 --> 00:56:47,421
Look.
1289
00:56:52,130 --> 00:56:53,130
Now...
1290
00:56:53,505 --> 00:56:54,463
one,
1291
00:56:54,796 --> 00:56:56,463
two, three!
1292
00:56:56,546 --> 00:56:58,838
[all shouting]
1293
00:56:58,921 --> 00:57:00,296
[laughter]
1294
00:57:03,713 --> 00:57:04,755
[Phyllis] My hair.
1295
00:57:04,838 --> 00:57:05,880
-Oh!
-[laughs]
1296
00:57:05,963 --> 00:57:07,255
So beautiful.
1297
00:57:07,338 --> 00:57:08,380
Thank you.
1298
00:57:08,463 --> 00:57:09,296
[Martha] And?
1299
00:57:09,380 --> 00:57:10,838
My hands.
1300
00:57:11,255 --> 00:57:12,463
My hands.
1301
00:57:12,546 --> 00:57:13,421
My smile.
1302
00:57:14,546 --> 00:57:16,921
[Martha] Look at that smile. Okay.
1303
00:57:17,171 --> 00:57:18,921
-Damn it.
-And no...
1304
00:57:19,005 --> 00:57:19,963
Okay, my wrist.
1305
00:57:21,463 --> 00:57:23,546
-[laughs]
-Okay.
1306
00:57:24,088 --> 00:57:25,588
They take blood really good.
1307
00:57:25,921 --> 00:57:28,213
-I found another good feature of yours.
-[laughs]
1308
00:57:28,296 --> 00:57:29,130
Well...
1309
00:57:29,630 --> 00:57:32,755
But what about me? What's good about me?
There's not one thing.
1310
00:57:32,838 --> 00:57:34,213
Oh, stop!
1311
00:57:34,296 --> 00:57:35,880
[laughter]
1312
00:57:35,963 --> 00:57:38,755
[Martha] All right, let's work! Let's go!
Come on, Chloe!
1313
00:57:38,838 --> 00:57:40,088
[laughing]
1314
00:57:41,505 --> 00:57:42,380
-Oh.
-[Martha] Hm?
1315
00:57:42,463 --> 00:57:43,755
-A competition?
-[Martha] Mm-hmm.
1316
00:57:43,838 --> 00:57:45,588
[Chloe] This is a really big deal.
1317
00:57:45,671 --> 00:57:47,630
People come from all over to compete.
1318
00:57:47,713 --> 00:57:50,088
You guys can't compete
next to real cheerleaders.
1319
00:57:50,171 --> 00:57:53,380
-Yes, we can!
-The oldest category is 18 plus!
1320
00:57:53,463 --> 00:57:56,213
-[Martha] Uh-huh.
-So what? We're 18 plus.
1321
00:57:56,296 --> 00:57:57,921
-[Martha] Yeah.
-Eighteen plus 50.
1322
00:57:58,005 --> 00:57:58,838
Yeah.
1323
00:57:58,921 --> 00:58:00,338
-Oh, look.
-[Martha] What?
1324
00:58:00,421 --> 00:58:02,088
It's on in three weeks.
1325
00:58:02,171 --> 00:58:04,421
Well, that's okay, because
Chloe's gonna help us.
1326
00:58:04,505 --> 00:58:05,380
-Right, Chloe?
-No!
1327
00:58:05,463 --> 00:58:08,255
No, you guys didn't say anything
about a competition!
1328
00:58:08,505 --> 00:58:10,296
Do you know how much training
that involves?
1329
00:58:10,380 --> 00:58:13,421
People train for a year, not three weeks!
1330
00:58:14,588 --> 00:58:15,421
Okay...
1331
00:58:16,671 --> 00:58:18,088
What do you think?
1332
00:58:19,796 --> 00:58:21,880
I say screw it. Let's sign up.
1333
00:58:21,963 --> 00:58:22,880
["Feel It Still" plays]
1334
00:58:22,963 --> 00:58:24,130
-Oh, my God.
-Yes.
1335
00:58:24,546 --> 00:58:26,171
-Come on.
-Yes!
1336
00:58:26,421 --> 00:58:29,671
Let's just start with our feet
a little wider than shoulder width,
1337
00:58:29,755 --> 00:58:30,588
like so.
1338
00:58:30,921 --> 00:58:33,588
And we're just gonna start
with some really easy movement.
1339
00:58:33,671 --> 00:58:35,588
So, bring your left arm like this.
1340
00:58:36,130 --> 00:58:37,838
Left. Good!
1341
00:58:38,380 --> 00:58:39,755
Down, right.
1342
00:58:40,005 --> 00:58:41,630
And back up, left.
1343
00:58:41,713 --> 00:58:43,088
Right, left!
1344
00:58:43,421 --> 00:58:44,588
Left, right!
1345
00:58:45,046 --> 00:58:46,380
Left and dirty!
1346
00:58:46,463 --> 00:58:47,713
Yes, sexy!
1347
00:58:47,796 --> 00:58:48,755
Whoo!
1348
00:58:49,296 --> 00:58:52,005
♪ Ooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now ♪
1349
00:58:52,338 --> 00:58:55,005
♪ I been feeling it since 1966, now ♪
1350
00:58:55,380 --> 00:58:57,421
♪ Might be over now, but I feel it still ♪
1351
00:58:57,505 --> 00:58:59,296
[Chloe] All up in the air, and throw it.
1352
00:58:59,380 --> 00:59:00,588
Two, three.
1353
00:59:03,546 --> 00:59:05,046
[laughing] Did you try to hit me?
1354
00:59:05,130 --> 00:59:07,671
-You make mash-ups, right?
-Yeah, yeah, I can.
1355
00:59:07,755 --> 00:59:09,880
Could you maybe
cut something together for us?
1356
00:59:09,963 --> 00:59:10,838
Yeah, for sure.
1357
00:59:10,921 --> 00:59:12,755
Oh, yes! Thank you so much!
1358
00:59:16,421 --> 00:59:17,630
♪ Leave her with a babysitter ♪
1359
00:59:18,171 --> 00:59:20,630
-Two, three, four, five!
-Five!
1360
00:59:20,713 --> 00:59:23,213
Come on! Come on, ladies! Keep up!
1361
00:59:24,255 --> 00:59:25,296
Move it, Alice!
1362
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:28,796
Punch, punch, one, two, three.
1363
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:31,755
Punch, punch, one, two, three. Punch!
1364
00:59:31,838 --> 00:59:34,755
♪ Might've had your fillBut you feel it still ♪
1365
00:59:34,838 --> 00:59:37,296
Just let me change
out of this dance stuff.
1366
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:40,046
Maybe you could just leave it on.
1367
00:59:40,130 --> 00:59:41,421
[David laughs]
1368
00:59:42,005 --> 00:59:42,880
Oh?
1369
00:59:42,963 --> 00:59:45,421
I always wanted to date a cheerleader.
1370
00:59:46,005 --> 00:59:47,838
[whispering] Ra, ra, ra! Ra, ra, ra!
1371
00:59:47,921 --> 00:59:50,130
♪ We could fight a war for peace ♪
1372
00:59:50,213 --> 00:59:52,505
♪ Ooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now ♪
1373
00:59:52,588 --> 00:59:54,255
♪ Give in to that easy living ♪
1374
00:59:54,338 --> 00:59:56,338
♪ Goodbye to my hopes and dreams ♪
1375
00:59:56,713 --> 00:59:57,588
You feel that?
1376
00:59:58,171 --> 00:59:59,171
Right?
1377
01:00:01,005 --> 01:00:04,546
Lean in. Get super, super low. Lower.
1378
01:00:04,630 --> 01:00:05,630
Oh, my God!
1379
01:00:05,713 --> 01:00:06,880
[all shouting]
1380
01:00:07,796 --> 01:00:08,796
[clapping and cheering]
1381
01:00:09,505 --> 01:00:11,546
[Paige] Five, six, seven, eight...
1382
01:00:14,213 --> 01:00:15,921
What's going on with you?
Where've you been?
1383
01:00:16,005 --> 01:00:19,338
Sorry, it's been really crazy. So, I...
1384
01:00:19,421 --> 01:00:21,046
Well, get your shit together.
1385
01:00:21,130 --> 01:00:23,755
You miss one more practice
and we're voting you off the squad.
1386
01:00:26,130 --> 01:00:27,546
-Are you okay?
-No, I'm fine.
1387
01:00:27,630 --> 01:00:28,880
You look like shit.
1388
01:00:28,963 --> 01:00:31,171
Thank you. No, I haven't been
sleeping well. I'm fine.
1389
01:00:31,255 --> 01:00:34,088
-You're so skinny.
-Uh-huh. Let's get started, okay?
1390
01:00:34,588 --> 01:00:35,588
Is that new?
1391
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:37,546
Thought we could use
a little bit more bass.
1392
01:00:37,630 --> 01:00:40,546
Ah. You've shown a lot of interest lately,
haven't you?
1393
01:00:42,046 --> 01:00:44,838
♪ Ooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now ♪
1394
01:00:45,088 --> 01:00:47,880
♪ I been feeling it since 1966, now ♪
1395
01:00:48,046 --> 01:00:49,546
♪ Might be over now ♪
1396
01:00:49,630 --> 01:00:51,130
♪ But I feel it still ♪
1397
01:00:54,171 --> 01:00:57,088
♪ Ooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now ♪
1398
01:00:57,171 --> 01:00:59,546
♪ Let me kick it like it's 1986, now ♪
1399
01:01:00,171 --> 01:01:01,296
♪ Might be over now ♪
1400
01:01:01,713 --> 01:01:03,171
♪ But I feel it still ♪
1401
01:01:03,255 --> 01:01:04,713
♪ Might've had your fill ♪
1402
01:01:04,796 --> 01:01:06,213
♪ But you feel it still ♪
1403
01:01:10,505 --> 01:01:12,296
Do you think you're irreplaceable?
1404
01:01:12,380 --> 01:01:14,921
Well, I like to think I bring
a certain dignity to the position.
1405
01:01:15,005 --> 01:01:17,963
Do you think that I would hesitate
to take your little badge,
1406
01:01:18,046 --> 01:01:20,755
and take your little cards,
and give 'em to Dorris?
1407
01:01:20,838 --> 01:01:23,546
Dorris is a trainee.
She doesn't have the experience.
1408
01:01:23,630 --> 01:01:26,005
They are up to something! I know it!
1409
01:01:26,338 --> 01:01:29,171
And either you are too stupid
to find it out,
1410
01:01:29,255 --> 01:01:31,046
-or you're just not even trying!
-Mm-hmm.
1411
01:01:31,130 --> 01:01:32,296
Well, I am definitely trying.
1412
01:01:32,380 --> 01:01:36,463
Well, then find out what they're plannin'
and shut it down!
1413
01:01:36,796 --> 01:01:38,671
Or I'll shut you down!
1414
01:01:38,755 --> 01:01:39,838
[footsteps depart]
1415
01:01:39,921 --> 01:01:40,796
[door opens]
1416
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:42,338
-[Dorris] Yeah!
-[door closes]
1417
01:01:45,296 --> 01:01:46,171
Backstabber!
1418
01:01:46,630 --> 01:01:49,296
[Martha] So, Chloe,
I've been working on an idea.
1419
01:01:49,380 --> 01:01:52,546
Something that, I don't know,
would make us stand out.
1420
01:01:52,630 --> 01:01:53,463
You know?
1421
01:01:53,546 --> 01:01:55,546
Trust me, you guys are gonna stand out.
1422
01:01:56,005 --> 01:01:58,505
Yeah, but I do want you to bear with me.
All right?
1423
01:01:59,088 --> 01:02:00,130
-You can do it.
-Okay.
1424
01:02:00,463 --> 01:02:01,380
Okay, I'm down.
1425
01:02:01,463 --> 01:02:02,588
-Okay.
-Show us then.
1426
01:02:02,671 --> 01:02:04,088
-All right.
-I'm excited to see it.
1427
01:02:04,338 --> 01:02:05,421
Mmm.
1428
01:02:05,505 --> 01:02:07,421
Oh, here we are! Okay.
1429
01:02:07,921 --> 01:02:09,671
Are you ready for the new move? All right.
1430
01:02:09,755 --> 01:02:10,963
-New move?
-Yes?
1431
01:02:11,171 --> 01:02:12,296
Oh, I didn't tell you?
1432
01:02:12,380 --> 01:02:13,588
["I'm Coming Out" plays]
1433
01:02:17,005 --> 01:02:18,796
-Oh.
-Right? What do you think?
1434
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:20,380
-Wanna try it or not?
-[Evelyn] Yeah.
1435
01:02:20,463 --> 01:02:21,338
I knew you would!
1436
01:02:21,588 --> 01:02:23,130
-I wanna see it.
-I'm not surprised.
1437
01:02:25,921 --> 01:02:27,796
That's nice!
There was something about--
1438
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:29,838
Maybe we should have
those elbows stick out wider.
1439
01:02:29,921 --> 01:02:31,838
[Martha] And...
1440
01:02:31,921 --> 01:02:34,255
Walk, walk, walk!
1441
01:02:34,338 --> 01:02:36,796
Nod, nod, nod, nod!
1442
01:02:37,088 --> 01:02:38,171
It's sexual.
1443
01:02:38,963 --> 01:02:39,880
[laughs]
1444
01:02:39,963 --> 01:02:42,338
Walk, walk, walk, walk!
1445
01:02:42,421 --> 01:02:43,255
Whoo!
1446
01:02:43,630 --> 01:02:44,546
Unh, unh.
1447
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:46,088
Now, that was fantastic!
1448
01:02:46,171 --> 01:02:47,755
This is good, right?
1449
01:02:47,838 --> 01:02:48,796
Oh, you're strong.
1450
01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:50,005
That's it, let's do it.
1451
01:02:50,088 --> 01:02:52,380
Walk, walk, nod, nod.
1452
01:02:52,588 --> 01:02:54,255
It's hard this time.
1453
01:02:54,338 --> 01:02:55,671
No, we got it, we got it.
1454
01:02:55,755 --> 01:02:57,838
We're gonna be fine. Okay? Ready, and...
1455
01:02:57,921 --> 01:02:59,588
Walk, walk, walk.
1456
01:02:59,671 --> 01:03:02,046
Unh, unh, unh, unh.
1457
01:03:02,421 --> 01:03:04,755
Okay, um, let's do it one more time.
1458
01:03:05,671 --> 01:03:07,796
-Excuse me, can you take over, Chloe?
-Yeah. Of course.
1459
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:09,546
Okay, that's good. Oh, my God.
1460
01:03:10,088 --> 01:03:12,046
[Chloe] Oh, yeah. I like this move.
1461
01:03:12,130 --> 01:03:14,380
Let's get it. Left foot forward.
1462
01:03:14,463 --> 01:03:15,713
[grunting]
1463
01:03:15,963 --> 01:03:16,838
[retches]
1464
01:03:17,421 --> 01:03:18,255
[coughs]
1465
01:03:19,921 --> 01:03:21,296
[keyboard keys clacking]
1466
01:03:46,796 --> 01:03:48,088
[birds chirping]
1467
01:03:51,505 --> 01:03:52,838
Okay, ladies.
1468
01:03:52,921 --> 01:03:54,338
Let's breathe in.
1469
01:03:54,421 --> 01:03:56,630
Plié and bring your arms up!
1470
01:03:57,171 --> 01:03:59,796
And exhale and go all the way down.
1471
01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:01,880
[sighs] Ow!
1472
01:04:01,963 --> 01:04:03,838
[Chloe] Let's hang here for a minute.
1473
01:04:04,463 --> 01:04:07,088
And slowly roll up.
1474
01:04:08,130 --> 01:04:10,630
Feel your spine. [inhales sharply]
1475
01:04:10,713 --> 01:04:11,713
[Martha] Yeah.
1476
01:04:11,796 --> 01:04:14,130
-[Chloe] Roll your shoulders back.
-[car lock horn honks]
1477
01:04:14,213 --> 01:04:15,921
-Nice.
-[Tom] Excuse me.
1478
01:04:16,005 --> 01:04:18,338
-Can I get a word, please?
-Where's Helen?
1479
01:04:18,838 --> 01:04:20,255
I'm taking her out of this club.
1480
01:04:20,338 --> 01:04:22,171
It's obvious she can't handle
the peer pressure.
1481
01:04:22,255 --> 01:04:24,588
What are you talking about, peer pressure?
That's absurd.
1482
01:04:24,671 --> 01:04:27,213
-Look at me when you talk to me.
-Not only do you break her ankle,
1483
01:04:27,296 --> 01:04:29,505
now you wanna publicly humiliate her again
1484
01:04:29,921 --> 01:04:31,338
with this stupid dance competition.
1485
01:04:31,421 --> 01:04:33,255
No, Helen is a really big part
of this team.
1486
01:04:33,338 --> 01:04:35,171
You can't just
take her out of the competition.
1487
01:04:35,255 --> 01:04:38,630
Step back and let the adults talk. I don't
need a little slut telling me what to do.
1488
01:04:38,713 --> 01:04:39,796
-What?
-[Martha gasps]
1489
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:41,588
What did you just call her?
1490
01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:44,546
-Oh. Now that was...
-No, seriously.
1491
01:04:44,796 --> 01:04:46,796
-That...
-What did you just call her?
1492
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:49,005
-That was out of line, I apologize.
-Say it again!
1493
01:04:49,088 --> 01:04:51,963
-I dare you! What did you call her?
-Please get your hand-- Ma'am, get--
1494
01:04:52,046 --> 01:04:53,505
Ma'am, get your hand out of my face.
1495
01:04:53,588 --> 01:04:55,046
-Don't tell me what to do!
-Okay.
1496
01:04:55,588 --> 01:04:56,421
I...
1497
01:04:56,505 --> 01:04:57,671
Okay, I'm-- I'm leaving.
1498
01:04:58,005 --> 01:04:59,505
[stammers] I'll go.
1499
01:05:00,838 --> 01:05:01,838
[car lock horn honks]
1500
01:05:01,921 --> 01:05:03,713
[all cheer and laugh]
1501
01:05:03,796 --> 01:05:05,963
["Your Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad" plays]
1502
01:05:06,630 --> 01:05:10,838
♪ Because your good girl's gonna go bad ♪
1503
01:05:12,213 --> 01:05:15,921
♪ I'm gonna be the swinginest swingerYou've ever had ♪
1504
01:05:16,255 --> 01:05:17,130
[cheering]
1505
01:05:17,213 --> 01:05:20,046
♪ If you like 'em painted upPowdered up ♪
1506
01:05:20,838 --> 01:05:22,088
♪ Then you oughta be glad ♪
1507
01:05:22,463 --> 01:05:26,880
♪ 'Cause your good girl's gonna go bad ♪
1508
01:05:27,671 --> 01:05:29,046
-Yeah!
-[laughter]
1509
01:05:30,421 --> 01:05:34,338
♪ I'll even learnTo like the taste of whisky ♪
1510
01:05:34,588 --> 01:05:36,796
I'd like to propose a toast to Helen.
1511
01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:39,088
-To Helen!
-To Helen!
1512
01:05:39,171 --> 01:05:40,088
-To Helen!
-To Helen!
1513
01:05:40,171 --> 01:05:42,213
May she outlive her children.
1514
01:05:42,296 --> 01:05:43,963
Yeah! Hear, hear!
1515
01:05:44,213 --> 01:05:45,630
I'm glad I didn't have any.
1516
01:05:45,713 --> 01:05:47,171
[Chloe] Whoo! Yes!
1517
01:05:48,171 --> 01:05:49,171
[Alice] That feels good.
1518
01:05:49,255 --> 01:05:50,671
-[Chloe] Wow.
-[Alice] Wow!
1519
01:05:50,755 --> 01:05:52,213
[Chloe] Just a little Sprite.
1520
01:05:52,921 --> 01:05:57,796
Um, excuse me for a minute,
but I left a little something on lane 20.
1521
01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:00,338
-Ooh!
-Oh!
1522
01:06:00,421 --> 01:06:01,463
Is that a little something?
1523
01:06:01,546 --> 01:06:02,880
-Wow.
-Careful, baby.
1524
01:06:03,463 --> 01:06:05,713
[Martha] He's kinda cute, don't you think?
1525
01:06:05,796 --> 01:06:07,171
Go, Alice!
1526
01:06:07,921 --> 01:06:09,546
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1527
01:06:09,630 --> 01:06:11,130
Whoo!
1528
01:06:11,213 --> 01:06:12,380
[cheering]
1529
01:06:12,463 --> 01:06:16,088
Can you believe she's the same woman
who wasn't allowed to join the club?
1530
01:06:16,171 --> 01:06:18,463
She should've killed that husband
years ago.
1531
01:06:18,546 --> 01:06:20,588
Yeah!
1532
01:06:20,671 --> 01:06:21,963
-[Chloe] Whoo!
-[Martha] Joy!
1533
01:06:22,046 --> 01:06:23,171
Kill the husband.
1534
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:24,838
Yes.
1535
01:06:26,005 --> 01:06:26,838
[Chloe] Sheryl,
1536
01:06:26,921 --> 01:06:30,005
that was so badass of you
to stick up for me back there.
1537
01:06:30,088 --> 01:06:31,046
Oh.
1538
01:06:31,463 --> 01:06:32,963
You're one of us now.
1539
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:35,838
Except with higher boobies.
1540
01:06:35,921 --> 01:06:37,088
[laughter]
1541
01:06:37,171 --> 01:06:39,463
-Higher boobies!
-Higher boobies!
1542
01:06:41,338 --> 01:06:42,880
[Chloe] And she scores!
1543
01:06:43,046 --> 01:06:44,630
[Ruby] Grab for the joy.
1544
01:06:44,713 --> 01:06:47,421
It is so great to see you so happy.
1545
01:06:47,921 --> 01:06:50,505
I think maybe more alcohol in my life
or something.
1546
01:06:50,588 --> 01:06:51,546
[laughter]
1547
01:06:52,088 --> 01:06:53,463
Okay, we all love you!
1548
01:06:53,546 --> 01:06:54,838
[all] Yeah!
1549
01:06:55,088 --> 01:06:56,255
We just love!
1550
01:06:56,713 --> 01:06:58,088
Yeah!
1551
01:06:58,171 --> 01:07:00,796
[unintelligible singing, chatter]
1552
01:07:03,671 --> 01:07:05,671
I'll be right back. I'll be right back.
1553
01:07:08,421 --> 01:07:10,546
[Alice] Okay, you want me
to come with you?
1554
01:07:28,463 --> 01:07:29,296
[groans]
1555
01:07:37,171 --> 01:07:38,005
[groans]
1556
01:07:44,255 --> 01:07:45,880
[heart monitor beeping steadily]
1557
01:07:50,380 --> 01:07:51,546
Why didn't you tell me?
1558
01:07:52,046 --> 01:07:52,963
Why would I?
1559
01:07:54,046 --> 01:07:57,880
Because you tell your friends
when you got cancer, for Christ's sake.
1560
01:07:58,713 --> 01:07:59,546
Yeah.
1561
01:08:02,338 --> 01:08:03,171
Anyway...
1562
01:08:04,921 --> 01:08:07,171
The doctor says you'll be out tomorrow.
1563
01:08:07,255 --> 01:08:09,713
And once they drain away all the fluid,
1564
01:08:09,796 --> 01:08:11,588
you'll be feeling fine, and...
1565
01:08:11,671 --> 01:08:14,338
that's good because
the competition's in three days.
1566
01:08:14,921 --> 01:08:15,755
I'm not going.
1567
01:08:16,213 --> 01:08:18,505
Oh, yes, you are. The hell you're not.
1568
01:08:18,588 --> 01:08:20,963
-No, you don't even need me! What am I--
-Yes, we--
1569
01:08:21,046 --> 01:08:22,796
Of course we need you!
1570
01:08:23,088 --> 01:08:24,255
You're the leader.
1571
01:08:24,671 --> 01:08:27,713
And I'm not gonna let you quit
just like that.
1572
01:08:27,796 --> 01:08:29,921
You are coming to the competition
1573
01:08:30,338 --> 01:08:32,421
if I have to drag you there myself.
1574
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:36,755
I'm dying.
1575
01:08:42,755 --> 01:08:43,588
Well...
1576
01:08:45,546 --> 01:08:48,088
you were dying yesterday, and you're...
1577
01:08:48,171 --> 01:08:50,421
you're gonna be dying next week.
1578
01:08:51,921 --> 01:08:53,130
And in the meantime,
1579
01:08:54,171 --> 01:08:56,130
you should be dancing your ass off.
1580
01:08:57,671 --> 01:08:59,546
Isn't that what this was all about?
1581
01:09:02,380 --> 01:09:03,255
[sniffles]
1582
01:09:03,463 --> 01:09:04,546
I'm scared.
1583
01:09:07,838 --> 01:09:08,755
[crying]
1584
01:09:09,463 --> 01:09:11,713
-I'm scared, okay?
-I know, I know.
1585
01:09:11,796 --> 01:09:13,963
I'm sorry, it's just--
1586
01:09:14,046 --> 01:09:16,171
I know you're scared, of course.
1587
01:09:16,838 --> 01:09:18,130
I'm so scared.
1588
01:09:18,838 --> 01:09:21,713
Sometimes you just
have to look that shit in the face
1589
01:09:21,796 --> 01:09:23,171
and tell it to go to hell.
1590
01:09:23,546 --> 01:09:24,546
[laughs]
1591
01:09:27,713 --> 01:09:28,713
Thank you.
1592
01:09:28,796 --> 01:09:30,296
-Okay.
-[sniffles]
1593
01:09:31,921 --> 01:09:32,838
Thank you...
1594
01:09:33,588 --> 01:09:34,421
[sniffles]
1595
01:09:35,671 --> 01:09:37,130
for being my friend.
1596
01:09:41,255 --> 01:09:43,088
-Your feet are cold.
-I know.
1597
01:10:13,796 --> 01:10:15,838
-I don't think she's coming.
-[Phyllis] Mm-mm.
1598
01:10:15,921 --> 01:10:17,963
-[Olive] Yeah, I don't know.
-We're gonna be late.
1599
01:10:18,338 --> 01:10:19,546
Maybe we should just go on--
1600
01:10:19,630 --> 01:10:22,546
No, Ruby! You sit your ass down.
1601
01:10:22,796 --> 01:10:25,755
Nobody's going anywhere without Martha.
1602
01:10:26,796 --> 01:10:27,630
[Ruby groans]
1603
01:10:27,713 --> 01:10:28,963
[vehicle approaching]
1604
01:10:29,046 --> 01:10:29,880
It's okay.
1605
01:10:29,963 --> 01:10:30,796
[honking]
1606
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:31,713
[all] Oh!
1607
01:10:32,713 --> 01:10:33,546
See?
1608
01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:35,546
[Ruby] She's here! What took you so long?
1609
01:10:35,630 --> 01:10:37,838
-Oh, I know. I know, I know.
-Girl, what took you so long?
1610
01:10:37,921 --> 01:10:41,421
-Well, everybody's here.
-No, we got a stop to make.
1611
01:10:42,463 --> 01:10:43,338
Okay?
1612
01:10:43,921 --> 01:10:45,463
-We gotta get Helen.
-[Ben] Hey, I--
1613
01:10:46,005 --> 01:10:48,088
[stammering] I can't do this.
1614
01:10:48,171 --> 01:10:49,963
[Martha] Yes, you can.
You're gonna be fine.
1615
01:10:50,046 --> 01:10:53,130
And Chloe, why don't you sit in the front
with Ben, okay?
1616
01:10:53,213 --> 01:10:54,421
-All right.
-All right.
1617
01:10:56,921 --> 01:10:58,380
Do you want some free advice?
1618
01:10:58,713 --> 01:10:59,713
Sure.
1619
01:11:00,130 --> 01:11:03,505
You cannot wait
for Chloe to notice you, okay?
1620
01:11:03,588 --> 01:11:05,171
What? I'm not!
1621
01:11:05,255 --> 01:11:06,130
Yeah, no, no.
1622
01:11:06,213 --> 01:11:08,796
A girl like that,
she gets a lot of attention,
1623
01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:11,755
and you have to be reckless. Right?
1624
01:11:12,255 --> 01:11:13,088
What does that mean?
1625
01:11:13,171 --> 01:11:14,671
It means life is short,
1626
01:11:15,005 --> 01:11:17,046
and make your move already, okay?
1627
01:11:17,630 --> 01:11:19,005
[Martha laughs]
1628
01:11:20,046 --> 01:11:21,921
[TV playing indistinctly]
1629
01:11:30,046 --> 01:11:30,880
[sniffles]
1630
01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:34,296
[sportscaster] Back to throw,across the middle...
1631
01:11:37,963 --> 01:11:39,630
-Well...
-Shit! Tom is here!
1632
01:11:39,838 --> 01:11:41,755
Oh, shit. Okay, we need a distraction.
1633
01:11:42,005 --> 01:11:42,838
I mean...
1634
01:11:43,380 --> 01:11:44,630
Oh, God!
1635
01:11:45,671 --> 01:11:47,296
I love being a cheerleader.
1636
01:11:47,796 --> 01:11:48,755
Do it, do it!
1637
01:11:49,546 --> 01:11:51,880
-[sportscaster] At the 35-30 yard line...
-[crash]
1638
01:11:51,963 --> 01:11:53,296
[car alarm horn honking]
1639
01:11:54,505 --> 01:11:55,505
Is that our car?
1640
01:11:58,546 --> 01:12:00,380
[car alarm horn continues honking]
1641
01:12:05,171 --> 01:12:06,880
Oh. Son of a...
1642
01:12:10,421 --> 01:12:11,255
[knocking]
1643
01:12:12,421 --> 01:12:13,630
What are you doing here?
1644
01:12:15,755 --> 01:12:17,171
It's a rescue mission!
1645
01:12:24,005 --> 01:12:25,088
Now, shh!
1646
01:12:25,171 --> 01:12:26,171
Now be quiet!
1647
01:12:26,255 --> 01:12:27,296
All right, come on.
1648
01:12:27,505 --> 01:12:28,338
Oh, Jesus!
1649
01:12:28,421 --> 01:12:30,171
[phone ringing]
1650
01:12:30,921 --> 01:12:33,588
-Security, Chief Carl.
-Carl, you're not gonna believe this shit.
1651
01:12:33,671 --> 01:12:36,380
Somebody threw a rock
into my goddamn window!
1652
01:12:36,463 --> 01:12:37,963
Any idea who might've done it?
1653
01:12:38,755 --> 01:12:40,505
The gang she's always hanging around with?
1654
01:12:40,588 --> 01:12:41,796
Ah, hurry!
1655
01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:43,380
-Oh, shit!
-Watch that tree.
1656
01:12:43,463 --> 01:12:44,338
No, no, no, wait!
1657
01:12:46,630 --> 01:12:47,546
Call Vicki.
1658
01:12:47,796 --> 01:12:49,671
Sweetie, she's not in here.
1659
01:12:50,046 --> 01:12:51,005
What?
1660
01:12:51,088 --> 01:12:52,046
Door closing!
1661
01:12:52,130 --> 01:12:54,046
Okay, go, go, go!
1662
01:12:54,130 --> 01:12:56,588
Thank God! Praise Jesus!
1663
01:12:56,671 --> 01:12:59,796
-Come on, let's go, go, go!
-You gotta be kiddin' me!
1664
01:13:00,838 --> 01:13:01,671
[grunts]
1665
01:13:03,588 --> 01:13:06,338
Mother! Get out of the van, now.
1666
01:13:08,005 --> 01:13:09,296
-Yeah!
-[cheering]
1667
01:13:09,380 --> 01:13:11,505
[Sheryl] Who's the little slut now?
1668
01:13:11,588 --> 01:13:12,796
[tires squeal]
1669
01:13:16,880 --> 01:13:17,963
[laughing]
1670
01:13:20,463 --> 01:13:21,505
Please, stop!
1671
01:13:22,046 --> 01:13:24,046
And Dorris, get out.Please, get out.
1672
01:13:24,213 --> 01:13:26,088
Please, get out.Out!
1673
01:13:26,171 --> 01:13:27,421
Out! Out!
1674
01:13:27,505 --> 01:13:28,630
Okay, let's go, Carl.
1675
01:13:28,713 --> 01:13:30,005
-All right. Hang on.
-Let's go.
1676
01:13:30,088 --> 01:13:31,380
-You in?
-[tires squeal]
1677
01:13:31,838 --> 01:13:33,088
[Vicki] Oh, there they are!
1678
01:13:33,171 --> 01:13:34,796
-Come on! Cut 'em off!
-Hey.
1679
01:13:35,755 --> 01:13:36,671
[tires squeal]
1680
01:13:37,171 --> 01:13:38,588
[Vicki] Oh! Oh!
1681
01:13:41,630 --> 01:13:45,046
[over loudspeaker] Turn off the engine
and step out of the vehicle!
1682
01:13:45,338 --> 01:13:46,630
Drive, drive!
1683
01:13:46,713 --> 01:13:48,505
-Go, go!
-Go!
1684
01:13:48,588 --> 01:13:49,546
Oh, my God.
1685
01:13:49,630 --> 01:13:51,588
-Where are they goin'?
-Just follow 'em.
1686
01:13:51,671 --> 01:13:53,088
-Follow them where?
-Just follow--
1687
01:13:53,171 --> 01:13:55,505
Just follow them! Just turn around!
1688
01:13:56,421 --> 01:13:57,671
Today, Carl!
1689
01:13:58,130 --> 01:13:58,963
Oh!
1690
01:13:59,921 --> 01:14:02,088
Oh, my God! Oh, my gosh!
1691
01:14:02,505 --> 01:14:03,338
Oh!
1692
01:14:03,963 --> 01:14:06,088
Well, can you turn this thing on?
1693
01:14:06,171 --> 01:14:07,171
The siren, the...
1694
01:14:07,255 --> 01:14:09,380
-[shrill sound]
-Oh! Okay! All right!
1695
01:14:09,463 --> 01:14:11,505
[siren wailing]
1696
01:14:11,588 --> 01:14:12,921
Why are we chasing them again?
1697
01:14:13,296 --> 01:14:15,713
What? Oh, for pity's sake!
1698
01:14:16,171 --> 01:14:19,046
They are an unofficial club.
1699
01:14:20,005 --> 01:14:21,421
Go faster!
1700
01:14:21,505 --> 01:14:23,421
It does not go any faster!
1701
01:14:23,796 --> 01:14:25,213
-Floor it!
-It's floored!
1702
01:14:25,296 --> 01:14:27,296
Well, this was a ridiculous purchase,
1703
01:14:27,380 --> 01:14:29,505
and I don't know why
you didn't express that
1704
01:14:29,588 --> 01:14:31,380
at the time the check was being written!
1705
01:14:31,713 --> 01:14:32,546
[horn honks]
1706
01:14:34,088 --> 01:14:35,130
[horn honking]
1707
01:14:35,213 --> 01:14:36,255
[tires squeal]
1708
01:14:36,546 --> 01:14:37,463
Oh!
1709
01:14:38,130 --> 01:14:39,546
Hi, Vicki!
1710
01:14:41,838 --> 01:14:43,421
[cheering and laughing]
1711
01:14:55,963 --> 01:14:57,380
[Vicki] Where are you all going?
1712
01:14:57,463 --> 01:14:59,713
Heading to the cheerleading competition.
Wanna go?
1713
01:15:00,171 --> 01:15:02,338
Is that a serious question, David?
1714
01:15:03,380 --> 01:15:05,171
And what do you think you're doing?
1715
01:15:05,255 --> 01:15:07,171
-I wanna see what's gonna happen.
-Come on, Carl!
1716
01:15:07,255 --> 01:15:08,421
-Well, go on, then!
-I'm going.
1717
01:15:08,505 --> 01:15:10,755
-Just go on with your bad self!
-[Carl] I am going!
1718
01:15:10,838 --> 01:15:12,171
Panty-chaser!
1719
01:15:12,255 --> 01:15:13,213
Turncoat!
1720
01:15:13,296 --> 01:15:15,463
Sticks and stones, Vicki!
Sticks and stones!
1721
01:15:15,921 --> 01:15:16,796
Traitor!
1722
01:15:19,588 --> 01:15:20,421
[engine turns over]
1723
01:15:20,505 --> 01:15:21,755
[laughter]
1724
01:15:21,838 --> 01:15:22,796
[Martha] Hurry!
1725
01:15:23,546 --> 01:15:25,421
We're late! Go in! Okay!
1726
01:15:26,005 --> 01:15:26,963
The music!
1727
01:15:27,046 --> 01:15:28,046
Here, I got it, I got it.
1728
01:15:28,130 --> 01:15:30,171
Yeah. I'll check us in. Don't worry.
Here, you got it?
1729
01:15:30,255 --> 01:15:31,088
[Chloe] I got it.
1730
01:15:31,171 --> 01:15:33,171
Thank you. Um, hi. Where do I sign in?
1731
01:15:33,588 --> 01:15:35,880
Sure, which squad
is your granddaughter competing in?
1732
01:15:37,130 --> 01:15:39,338
Uh, my granddaughter is not competing.
1733
01:15:40,213 --> 01:15:42,130
I am. Sun Springs.
1734
01:15:42,546 --> 01:15:43,421
And, um...
1735
01:15:43,505 --> 01:15:45,671
It says here you've been disqualified.
1736
01:15:48,380 --> 01:15:49,921
[Chloe] Just breathe, stretch.
1737
01:15:50,338 --> 01:15:51,963
-You got this.
-Yeah.
1738
01:15:52,046 --> 01:15:55,255
Don't even worry about it. Just worry
about your routine and everything.
1739
01:15:55,338 --> 01:15:56,171
[Phyllis scoffs]
1740
01:15:56,588 --> 01:15:57,630
You need anything?
1741
01:15:57,713 --> 01:15:59,755
-Yes, air.
-[Helen] Mmm.
1742
01:15:59,838 --> 01:16:01,130
Yeah. You just gotta breathe.
1743
01:16:01,213 --> 01:16:02,755
[announcer] Our next squad performing...
1744
01:16:02,838 --> 01:16:04,130
Oh, shit.
1745
01:16:04,213 --> 01:16:06,046
[announcer] ...for the very first time,
1746
01:16:06,130 --> 01:16:08,755
all the way from Jacksonville, Florida.
1747
01:16:08,838 --> 01:16:10,046
[dance music plays]
1748
01:16:10,130 --> 01:16:12,296
What are you doing here?
I thought you quit.
1749
01:16:12,713 --> 01:16:13,671
We came to cheer.
1750
01:16:15,921 --> 01:16:17,213
Are you serious?
1751
01:16:17,296 --> 01:16:19,546
-[girl] Cannot be serious.
-[Paige] They're competing?
1752
01:16:19,838 --> 01:16:20,671
Yeah.
1753
01:16:20,755 --> 01:16:22,213
-We are.
-[girls scoff and giggle]
1754
01:16:22,296 --> 01:16:23,130
Uh...
1755
01:16:23,213 --> 01:16:24,046
[Paige scoffs]
1756
01:16:25,005 --> 01:16:26,130
Okay.
1757
01:16:26,796 --> 01:16:27,963
Pathetic.
1758
01:16:28,338 --> 01:16:29,921
-Bye.
-[girl] Bye, good luck.
1759
01:16:30,255 --> 01:16:31,130
Good luck.
1760
01:16:31,213 --> 01:16:32,046
[girls giggle]
1761
01:16:32,463 --> 01:16:33,296
Hey!
1762
01:16:34,171 --> 01:16:36,921
Hey. What'd she mean about you quitting?
1763
01:16:37,421 --> 01:16:40,380
Oh, I was just too busy, you know,
with school and everything.
1764
01:16:40,463 --> 01:16:41,588
I-I couldn't do both.
1765
01:16:41,671 --> 01:16:43,880
Oh, honey. I'm sorry.
1766
01:16:44,213 --> 01:16:45,838
We didn't want you quitting for us.
1767
01:16:45,921 --> 01:16:48,130
No, no, no, no, no. I-I wanted to.
1768
01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:52,630
I've never had a grandma before,
and now it's like I have eight.
1769
01:16:52,713 --> 01:16:53,755
[laughter]
1770
01:16:55,171 --> 01:16:56,796
Oh.
1771
01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:58,255
[dance music plays]
1772
01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:10,671
Your group is too old to compete.
1773
01:17:10,755 --> 01:17:13,671
The entry form says
there's an 18 and over category,
1774
01:17:13,755 --> 01:17:14,921
and we're over 18.
1775
01:17:15,005 --> 01:17:18,421
-This competition is for young women only.
-What's going on here?
1776
01:17:18,505 --> 01:17:19,463
Oh, my God!
1777
01:17:19,546 --> 01:17:20,713
Oh, Chief Carl.
1778
01:17:21,838 --> 01:17:24,755
Well, she's saying that we can't compete.
1779
01:17:25,005 --> 01:17:27,255
You didn't mention
your age on the application.
1780
01:17:27,921 --> 01:17:28,755
Chief Carl.
1781
01:17:29,588 --> 01:17:30,546
Special Branch Division.
1782
01:17:31,171 --> 01:17:33,713
You're in express violation
of both State and Federal law.
1783
01:17:33,796 --> 01:17:35,671
Statute 42, Section 8, Verse 3.
1784
01:17:36,005 --> 01:17:37,880
If you don't let these women compete,
1785
01:17:37,963 --> 01:17:39,921
I'm gonna have to haul your ass
down to the station
1786
01:17:40,005 --> 01:17:42,463
and throw the book at you
for age discrimination.
1787
01:17:42,921 --> 01:17:45,380
Now, we can do this the easy way,
1788
01:17:46,005 --> 01:17:47,338
or we can do it the hard way.
1789
01:17:47,796 --> 01:17:50,255
And just for the record,
I prefer the hard way.
1790
01:17:53,921 --> 01:17:55,171
You're on in ten minutes.
1791
01:17:55,546 --> 01:17:56,505
[Carl chuckles]
1792
01:17:56,755 --> 01:17:57,963
God, that was amazing!
1793
01:17:58,046 --> 01:18:00,838
I can't believe they fell for it.
I made the whole thing up right there!
1794
01:18:00,921 --> 01:18:02,546
You did, didn't you? Come on, let's go.
1795
01:18:02,630 --> 01:18:04,421
[dance music plays]
1796
01:18:04,505 --> 01:18:05,796
[cheering]
1797
01:18:11,630 --> 01:18:13,421
Oh, jeez. Oh, my God.
1798
01:18:13,505 --> 01:18:16,671
What took you so long?
Everybody's freaking out!
1799
01:18:16,755 --> 01:18:17,755
I feel sick!
1800
01:18:17,838 --> 01:18:21,088
My stupid dickhead husband was right!
I can't do this!
1801
01:18:21,171 --> 01:18:22,796
Yeah, you're not going anywhere. No.
1802
01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:25,046
-No, no, no, no.
-All right, ladies. Huddle up. Come on.
1803
01:18:25,130 --> 01:18:26,546
-Okay, let's huddle.
-Come on.
1804
01:18:26,630 --> 01:18:27,630
[Martha] Phew, okay.
1805
01:18:27,838 --> 01:18:28,755
Come on.
1806
01:18:29,421 --> 01:18:32,046
Guys, don't worry about the audience!
1807
01:18:32,338 --> 01:18:35,130
Just follow each other
like we practiced, okay?
1808
01:18:35,213 --> 01:18:36,255
We got this.
1809
01:18:37,546 --> 01:18:38,671
-Martha?
-[Martha] Hmm?
1810
01:18:38,921 --> 01:18:40,380
Anything you'd like to add?
1811
01:18:41,213 --> 01:18:42,046
[sighs]
1812
01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:44,630
I know I told you we could do this.
1813
01:18:45,130 --> 01:18:48,463
But the truth is I have no idea
what's gonna happen out there.
1814
01:18:48,546 --> 01:18:50,671
Maybe we'll make
fools of ourselves, right?
1815
01:18:52,546 --> 01:18:54,380
[sighs] But I do know one thing.
1816
01:18:56,005 --> 01:18:58,255
There's no one
I'd rather go out there with...
1817
01:18:58,671 --> 01:19:00,088
than you ladies.
1818
01:19:01,046 --> 01:19:02,296
[all laugh]
1819
01:19:02,630 --> 01:19:06,880
I love you! I love you all! Okay?
1820
01:19:06,963 --> 01:19:08,296
Now, I know you're scared.
1821
01:19:08,380 --> 01:19:10,088
Whoo! I'm scared, too.
1822
01:19:10,588 --> 01:19:11,463
Scared?
1823
01:19:12,838 --> 01:19:13,880
But, you know,
1824
01:19:13,963 --> 01:19:18,505
sometimes you just have to look that shit
in the face and tell it to go to hell!
1825
01:19:18,588 --> 01:19:19,630
[all cheering]
1826
01:19:24,213 --> 01:19:25,088
Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
1827
01:19:25,171 --> 01:19:26,463
[dance music plays]
1828
01:19:27,380 --> 01:19:28,713
♪ Drop it ♪
1829
01:19:29,005 --> 01:19:31,588
[announcer] They're
the Southern Attitude Cheerleaders!
1830
01:19:31,671 --> 01:19:33,796
And they showed us that attitude
this year!
1831
01:19:33,880 --> 01:19:35,130
[crowd cheering]
1832
01:19:35,213 --> 01:19:40,171
Our next squad comes
from the Sun Springs Retirement Community.
1833
01:19:40,255 --> 01:19:41,505
[applause]
1834
01:19:42,505 --> 01:19:43,380
Seriously?
1835
01:19:50,255 --> 01:19:51,921
[crowd murmuring]
1836
01:19:53,005 --> 01:19:54,421
-Hey.
-Hey.
1837
01:19:54,921 --> 01:19:56,755
["The Clapping Song" plays]
1838
01:20:01,171 --> 01:20:02,213
♪ Three, six, nine ♪
1839
01:20:02,546 --> 01:20:03,963
♪ The goose drank wine ♪
1840
01:20:04,046 --> 01:20:06,588
♪ The monkey chew tobaccoOn the street car line ♪
1841
01:20:06,671 --> 01:20:08,213
♪ The line broke ♪
1842
01:20:08,296 --> 01:20:09,588
♪ The monkey got choked ♪
1843
01:20:09,671 --> 01:20:12,255
♪ And they all went to heavenIn a little rowboat ♪
1844
01:20:12,338 --> 01:20:13,338
♪ Clap, pat ♪
1845
01:20:13,630 --> 01:20:14,755
♪ Clap, pat ♪
1846
01:20:15,130 --> 01:20:16,213
♪ Clap, pat ♪
1847
01:20:16,713 --> 01:20:17,963
♪ Clap, slap ♪
1848
01:20:18,046 --> 01:20:19,130
♪ Clap, pat ♪
1849
01:20:19,213 --> 01:20:21,838
♪ Clap your handPat it on your partner's hand ♪
1850
01:20:22,213 --> 01:20:23,213
♪ Right hand ♪
1851
01:20:23,671 --> 01:20:24,588
Oh, my Olive.
1852
01:20:25,671 --> 01:20:26,505
They're amazing!
1853
01:20:26,588 --> 01:20:28,421
♪ Pat you partner's left palm ♪
1854
01:20:28,713 --> 01:20:30,921
♪ My mother told me ♪
1855
01:20:31,755 --> 01:20:33,880
♪ If I was goody ♪
1856
01:20:34,505 --> 01:20:36,630
♪ That she would buy me ♪
1857
01:20:37,588 --> 01:20:39,588
♪ A rubber dolly ♪
1858
01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:41,671
-♪ Let me see you make it clap now ♪-♪ Yeah ♪
1859
01:20:41,755 --> 01:20:44,338
♪ Clap your handsAnd pat it on your partner's ♪
1860
01:20:44,421 --> 01:20:47,505
♪ Clap your handsAnd cross it on your left arm ♪
1861
01:20:47,588 --> 01:20:49,755
♪ Pat your handNow up on your right arm ♪
1862
01:20:49,838 --> 01:20:51,338
♪ Now up on your right arm ♪
1863
01:20:51,421 --> 01:20:52,838
♪ If you press along, long ♪
1864
01:20:53,380 --> 01:20:56,130
♪ Clap your handsAnd put it on your partner's ♪
1865
01:20:56,296 --> 01:20:59,005
♪ Clap your handsAnd cross it on your left arm ♪
1866
01:20:59,088 --> 01:21:00,171
The music's perfect.
1867
01:21:00,255 --> 01:21:02,880
♪ Now up on your right armNow up on your right arm ♪
1868
01:21:02,963 --> 01:21:04,713
♪ If you press along, long ♪
1869
01:21:04,796 --> 01:21:05,963
♪ My mother told me ♪
1870
01:21:06,630 --> 01:21:09,046
♪ If I was goody ♪
1871
01:21:09,546 --> 01:21:12,296
♪ That she would buy me ♪
1872
01:21:12,380 --> 01:21:14,921
♪ A rubber dolly ♪
1873
01:21:15,338 --> 01:21:17,421
♪ My aunty told her ♪
1874
01:21:18,255 --> 01:21:20,213
♪ I kissed a soldier ♪
1875
01:21:20,296 --> 01:21:21,130
[smooches]
1876
01:21:21,213 --> 01:21:22,671
♪ Now she won't buy me ♪
1877
01:21:22,755 --> 01:21:23,630
Now.
1878
01:21:24,130 --> 01:21:25,338
♪ A rubber dolly ♪
1879
01:21:25,421 --> 01:21:26,255
Whoo!
1880
01:21:26,338 --> 01:21:27,505
[laughing]
1881
01:21:27,588 --> 01:21:28,671
♪ Never ♪
1882
01:21:29,130 --> 01:21:30,213
♪ Never ♪
1883
01:21:30,630 --> 01:21:31,921
♪ Never ♪
1884
01:21:34,213 --> 01:21:35,921
["Peanut Butter Jelly" plays]
1885
01:21:36,005 --> 01:21:37,171
Yeah!
1886
01:21:37,255 --> 01:21:38,338
Whoo!
1887
01:21:38,421 --> 01:21:39,963
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1888
01:21:40,338 --> 01:21:41,505
Whoo!
1889
01:21:48,213 --> 01:21:51,046
♪ Spread it like peanut butter jelly ♪
1890
01:21:52,171 --> 01:21:54,338
♪ Do it like I owe you some money ♪
1891
01:21:56,046 --> 01:21:58,421
♪ Spread it like peanut butter jelly ♪
1892
01:21:59,630 --> 01:22:02,005
♪ Do it like I owe you some money ♪
1893
01:22:02,255 --> 01:22:03,880
♪ Money, money ♪
1894
01:22:07,421 --> 01:22:08,755
♪ Spread it like ♪
1895
01:22:16,130 --> 01:22:17,880
♪ I'll give you something to do ♪
1896
01:22:24,213 --> 01:22:26,213
[audience cheering]
1897
01:22:29,963 --> 01:22:31,130
Whoo!
1898
01:22:33,338 --> 01:22:36,255
[announcer] That was
the Sun Springs All Stars
1899
01:22:36,338 --> 01:22:38,630
from Sun Springs Retirement Community.
1900
01:22:39,213 --> 01:22:42,546
What a performance!
What a response from the audience!
1901
01:22:46,088 --> 01:22:47,255
[cheering]
1902
01:22:54,171 --> 01:22:55,171
Thank you!
1903
01:23:00,421 --> 01:23:02,296
[instrumental music plays]
1904
01:23:07,296 --> 01:23:09,213
[excited yelling]
1905
01:23:37,921 --> 01:23:38,963
[announcer] Coming up next,
1906
01:23:39,046 --> 01:23:42,838
a special performance
by the Sun Springs Cheerleaders
1907
01:23:42,921 --> 01:23:44,880
supporting ovarian cancer research
1908
01:23:45,296 --> 01:23:47,546
in memory of Martha Walker.
1909
01:23:49,796 --> 01:23:51,213
[Chloe] Okay, everyone. Two minutes.
1910
01:23:52,046 --> 01:23:52,963
Let's huddle in.
1911
01:23:53,630 --> 01:23:54,755
Huddle in.
1912
01:23:57,546 --> 01:23:59,338
All right, don't worry about the crowd.
1913
01:23:59,880 --> 01:24:01,296
It's just us out there.
1914
01:24:02,546 --> 01:24:03,380
You got this.
1915
01:24:05,963 --> 01:24:08,046
Sheryl, anything you'd like to add?
1916
01:24:09,546 --> 01:24:10,588
Just one thing.
1917
01:24:12,130 --> 01:24:13,296
We're doing this...
1918
01:24:14,130 --> 01:24:15,005
for Martha.
1919
01:24:19,088 --> 01:24:20,046
[all] For Martha.
1920
01:25:20,796 --> 01:25:22,588
["Peanut Butter Jelly" plays]
1921
01:25:34,588 --> 01:25:35,546
♪ Spread it like ♪
1922
01:25:38,421 --> 01:25:39,630
♪ Visualize it ♪
1923
01:25:39,713 --> 01:25:41,546
♪ I'll give you something to do ♪
1924
01:25:50,505 --> 01:25:51,588
♪ Spread it like ♪
1925
01:25:51,838 --> 01:25:54,380
♪ Sleepless nights at the chateau ♪
1926
01:25:54,463 --> 01:25:55,463
♪ Visualize it ♪
1927
01:25:55,546 --> 01:25:57,463
♪ I'll give you something to do ♪
1928
01:25:59,171 --> 01:26:01,671
♪ Kush, kush wherever we go ♪
1929
01:26:01,880 --> 01:26:02,838
♪ Visualize it ♪
1930
01:26:03,046 --> 01:26:05,005
♪ I'll give you something to do ♪
1931
01:26:05,921 --> 01:26:08,380
♪ To get a wildfire burning ♪
1932
01:26:08,463 --> 01:26:09,588
♪ Visualize it ♪
1933
01:26:09,671 --> 01:26:11,505
♪ I'll give you something to do ♪
1934
01:26:13,421 --> 01:26:15,755
♪ Ace high, I'm going all in ♪
1935
01:26:15,963 --> 01:26:16,796
♪ Visualize it ♪
1936
01:26:17,130 --> 01:26:18,796
♪ I'll give you something to do ♪
1937
01:26:19,963 --> 01:26:21,380
["The Name Game" plays]
1938
01:26:22,963 --> 01:26:24,255
♪ Come on, everybody ♪
1939
01:26:25,380 --> 01:26:27,671
♪ I say let's play a game ♪
1940
01:26:28,296 --> 01:26:30,838
♪ I betcha I can make a rhyme ♪
1941
01:26:31,421 --> 01:26:33,505
♪ Out of anybody's name ♪
1942
01:26:34,005 --> 01:26:34,880
♪ Sheryl, Sheryl ♪
1943
01:26:34,963 --> 01:26:36,213
♪ Sheryl, Sheryl, bo baron ♪
1944
01:26:36,296 --> 01:26:37,838
♪ Banana fanna fo faron ♪
1945
01:26:37,921 --> 01:26:39,671
♪ Fee fi mo maron ♪
1946
01:26:40,046 --> 01:26:42,255
♪ Sheryl ♪
1947
01:26:42,630 --> 01:26:43,880
-♪ Who's next? ♪-♪ Alice! ♪
1948
01:26:43,963 --> 01:26:45,213
♪ Alice, Alice, bo balice ♪
1949
01:26:45,296 --> 01:26:46,880
♪ Banana fanna fo falice ♪
1950
01:26:46,963 --> 01:26:48,380
♪ Fee fi mo malice ♪
1951
01:26:48,463 --> 01:26:50,046
♪ Alice ♪
1952
01:26:50,130 --> 01:26:51,380
-♪ Now Olive ♪-♪ Olive! ♪
1953
01:26:51,463 --> 01:26:52,713
♪ Olive, Olive, bo bolive ♪
1954
01:26:52,796 --> 01:26:54,380
♪ Banana fanna fo folive ♪
1955
01:26:54,463 --> 01:26:55,880
♪ Fee fi mo molive ♪
1956
01:26:55,963 --> 01:26:57,380
-♪ Olive ♪-♪ Evelyn! ♪
1957
01:26:57,463 --> 01:26:59,255
♪ Evelyn, Evenlyn, bo bevelyn ♪
1958
01:26:59,338 --> 01:27:00,963
♪ Banana fanna fo fevelyn ♪
1959
01:27:01,046 --> 01:27:02,463
♪ Mee mi moevylyn ♪
1960
01:27:02,546 --> 01:27:03,380
-♪ Evelyn ♪-♪ Ruby! ♪
1961
01:27:03,463 --> 01:27:04,713
♪ Ruby, Ruby, bo booby ♪
1962
01:27:04,796 --> 01:27:06,380
♪ Banana fanna fo fooby♪
1963
01:27:06,463 --> 01:27:07,838
♪ Fee fi mo mooby ♪
1964
01:27:07,921 --> 01:27:09,380
-♪ Ruby ♪-♪ Phyllis! ♪
1965
01:27:09,463 --> 01:27:10,713
♪ Phyllis, Phyllis, bo byllis ♪
1966
01:27:10,796 --> 01:27:12,338
♪ Banana fanna fo fyllis ♪
1967
01:27:12,421 --> 01:27:13,880
♪ Fee fi mo myllis ♪
1968
01:27:13,963 --> 01:27:15,380
-♪ Phyllis ♪♪ Now Helen! ♪
1969
01:27:15,463 --> 01:27:17,421
♪ Helen, Helen, bo bellen ♪
1970
01:27:17,505 --> 01:27:18,880
♪ Banana fanna fo fellen ♪
1971
01:27:18,963 --> 01:27:20,463
♪ Fee fi mo mellen ♪
1972
01:27:20,546 --> 01:27:21,380
♪ Helen ♪
1973
01:27:21,463 --> 01:27:22,921
♪ Come on, everybody ♪
1974
01:27:23,880 --> 01:27:26,338
♪ I say let's play a game ♪
1975
01:27:26,796 --> 01:27:29,546
♪ I betcha I can make a rhyme ♪
1976
01:27:30,005 --> 01:27:32,421
♪ Out of anybody's name ♪
1977
01:27:32,505 --> 01:27:33,380
♪ Sing it with me ♪
1978
01:27:33,463 --> 01:27:36,380
♪ Oh ♪
1979
01:27:36,463 --> 01:27:38,505
♪ Oh ♪
1980
01:27:38,588 --> 01:27:39,421
♪ Martha ♪
1981
01:27:39,505 --> 01:27:42,338
♪ Oh ♪
1982
01:27:42,421 --> 01:27:45,130
♪ Oh ♪
1983
01:27:45,213 --> 01:27:46,713
♪ Yeah! ♪
1984
01:27:52,171 --> 01:27:53,796
[instrumental music plays]
132210
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Czech
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Russian
Samoan
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
