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It's nice of the big guy
to cook dinner for us.
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Well, I don't know
how good 'll be,
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but just put it
in your mouth
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and pretend you're
enjoying it.
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Story of my life.
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All right, ladies.
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Hot meat coming at you.
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Oh, my God.
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It looks like the barn
caught fire and nobody got out.
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We got burgers,
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bratz and I threw in
a couple of rib eyes
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for you gals that like your meat
straight-up.
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Are you going to say it
or am I?
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I've been
biting my tongue
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since "hot meat
coming at you."
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Sweetie are you planning
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on serving any kind
of vegetables,
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or, uh, does everything come
from the petting zoo?
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No, hey,
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there's vegetables.
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Pickles for the burgers,
kraut for the dogs
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and farm-fresh tomatoes served
in an easy-to-squeeze bottle.
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This... this looks
heart-stoppingly good.
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Well, you ladies are
always cooking for me,
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and I figured a little
payback was in order.
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Thank you.
Very sweet.
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If the paramedics
have to use
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the paddles on me,
leave my blouse on.
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I'm wearing an old bra.
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I'll get it.
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It's probably Peta.
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Well, invite him in.
There's plenty.
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Oh.
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Mrs. Biggs.
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What a surprise.
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We love it when you drop by
so very unexpectedly.
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Let's be honest...
if I hadn't
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put my finger over that peephole,
we wouldn't be having this conversation.
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We've... we've been
meaning to come visit you,
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but I've been
crazy at work,
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and with all the...
The wedding planning...
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- Mike!
- I get it.
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People get busy,
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and some relationships
don't make the cut.
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And it's usually
the groom's mother
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that gets the brown end
of the stick.
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If that means
what I think it means,
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that's certainly not
a good thing.
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Would you...
Would you like to sit down?
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I would, but my hemorrhoids
are telling me to stand.
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Mike!
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Mom, what are you ing here?
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I just came by
to bring you a little treat.
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You always loved your mommy's
seven-layer cookies.
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Oh, boy. Hey, you
want to come in?
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I was just getting ready
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to fire up some
baby back ribs.
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No, thanks.
I drank a cold can
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of chicken and stars
before I came over.
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Oh, that reminds me,
I got to flip the drumsticks.
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Mike, for the love of God,
no more meat!
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Oh, God, he's grilling
everything in sight.
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You might want to
hide Jim in the car.
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I'm kidding.
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Please, come in and...
And have dinner with us.
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No, no,
I don't want anybody
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dragging a lawn chair
in from the yard
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to make me feel like
I'm on the guest list.
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I just wanted to grab
a passing glance
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at my boy and give you this.
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Your seven-layer cookie recipe
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don't need it anymore.
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His life is here
with you people,
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and this way,
you won't have to pry it
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out of my cold, dead hand.
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We, thank you.
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I'd never be able to make
these the way that you do.
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That's true.
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Let me know when the wedding is.
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Assuming I'm invited.
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Oh, stop.
Of course you are.
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We'll call you soon.
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If I don't pick up,
I'm not screening.
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I'm probably dead.
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Okay.
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Well, let's hope
that doesn't happen
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for a long, long...
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Oh, God, screw it.
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♪ For the first time
in my life ♪
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♪ I see love. ♪
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Sync and corrections by
GeirDM@addic7ed.com
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these seven-layer cookies
are delicious.
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Each layer perfectly
complements the next one.
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Just when the coconut flavour
starts to fade away,
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blam, hello,
lady butterscotch.
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Listen, honey, I-I hate
to come between a man
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and his trans-fatty
acids, but...
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Aren't you a little
worried about your mom?
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Nah. I doubt she'll
circle back again tonight.
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No. She just
seemed so sad.
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I me, I-I think she
really misses you.
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You know what?
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I am going to call
her right now
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and make plans for
her next Sunday.
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Ah, I hate giving up
my Sundays.
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That's the day I like
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to check things
off my to-do list.
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Your to-do list?
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Today, you sat on the couch
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and watched three
football games.
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Check, check and check.
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Besides, when too much time
goes by between visits,
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that crusty woman unleashes
her wrath on me.
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Hi.
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Mrs. Biggs, it's Molly.
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Well, I don't want anything.
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It was just so great
seeing you today,
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and I-I thought it
would be nice if we,
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you know, planned a
little get-together
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before too much
time had passed.
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Tomorrow?
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Uh, just you and me?
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Ugh. I have to
work all day...
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No, I'm not just
shining you on.
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Fine. Do you
like Chinese?
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Oh, I was actually
referring to the food,
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but good to know.
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She does not
make this easy, does she?
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If it weren't for these cookies,
I would put her in a home years ago.
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You know, we didn't have to eat
in the school cafeteria.
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I would have been happy
to meet you at a restaurant.
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Hmm. Pay an arm and a
leg for cloth napkins
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and having some swish
telling you where to sit?
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No, thank you.
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Is there a gravy
shortage, Petunia?
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They're a little
understaffed.
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Maybe if they paid
a decent wage, right?
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I mean, am I right?
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Nothing's changed.
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At Mikey's school
for ten years.
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It was nothing but
a revolving door
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of transients and parolees.
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What's your story?
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Work release or
you tunnel out?
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Good behavior.
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Okay.
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Let's break up
this coffee klatch, gals.
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Um.
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"Lynette..."
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What..What's
the soup today?
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Cream of Broccoli.
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Uh-huh... and
I'm lady Gaga.
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Okay, hey.
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You know, I'm...
I'm going to have that jell-o.
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Can't go wrong there...
it's see-through.
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That way, you know for
sure if sweet cheeks here
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tossed in a thumbtack
or a rat turd.
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I think it looks
delicious and nutritious.
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Hey, guys.
Hi, Molly.
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I'd ask you to sit down,
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but we're kind of
in the middle of something.
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Oh, yeah, so are...
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So are we.
I just...
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Okay.
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Bit of an icy reception
at the cool kid table, huh?
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Mm-hmm. Only that
one woman, Rebecca.
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We're both in line
for the vice principal job,
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and she's just jealous
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and I'm a better teacher.
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And that's not
her real hair color.
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Rug don't match
the drapes, huh?
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Women don't really have
rugs anymore, Peggy.
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Dear lord,
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thank you for this food.
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May it nourish me
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and give me the strength
to get through my day
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without taking
a handful of pills
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and swan-diving
in front of an "l" train.
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Amen.
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So you seem good.
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Everything okay?
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Well, we've all got
our crosses to bear,
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but apparently,
the good lord has made mine
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out of lead
and covered it in fire ants.
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But... whatever.
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His will be done.
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Well, you have been
rough a lot lately.
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I mean, with your boyfriend
dying so suddenly and all.
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Well, that's what men do...
they leave.
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Dennis left in a body bag,
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and Mike's dad left
in a Chrysler imperial
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with his bowling trophy
and a home-wrecking whore.
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And I'm guessing
you're also feeling
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a little abandoned by
your son about now, too.
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Oh, is that what this
little lunch date is all about?
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What?
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Think you can wine and dine me
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with a two dollar
government meal,
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then get me to spill my guts
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like it's "daddy touched me"
week on Dr. Phil?
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Peggy, please,
keep your voice down.
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Let me tell you something...
I may be old,
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lonely and heartbroken,
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cast aside by my own
flesh and blood,
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but you'll never hear me
complaining about it.,
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oh, no.
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You suffer in silence.
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Damn right.
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Peggy Biggs is not a
bellyacher.
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When life deals me
a crap hand, I play it.
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Aw, go... I can't eat this.
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Hey, bright eyes.
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Think you can rustle me up
some hot sauce
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before you walk the green mile?
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She's going through the change.
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Let's hope second time's
a charm.
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I know you said no more meat,
but these pork chops
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followed me, me, me
all the way home.
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Well, you're not grilling
them this Sunday,
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'cause we're spending it
with your mom.
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You're kidding me.
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I thought you jumped
on that hand grenade with lunch.
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I did.
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It's your turn
to take a little shrapnel.
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You know,
since you moved in here
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you hardly see her
at all anymore.
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I rush over there
every time she calls,
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and it's usually just
to check the bushes
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for skunks
or peeping Toms.
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By the way, in 15 years,
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one skunk,
no peeping Toms.
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Well,
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I think she might appreciate you
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just dropping by
for no other reason
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than you're her son
and you love her.
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I don't know... that might
make her a little suspicious.
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Well, here.
238
00:09:59,102 --> 00:10:00,787
Take her cookie
container back to her.
239
00:10:00,789 --> 00:10:02,405
Aw, man! You guys
ate all of 'em?
240
00:10:02,407 --> 00:10:03,656
I never got one.
241
00:10:03,658 --> 00:10:07,577
Oh.
242
00:10:07,579 --> 00:10:09,779
I tell you
you look very pretty tonight?
243
00:10:16,338 --> 00:10:17,870
Who is it?
244
00:10:17,872 --> 00:10:19,856
It's me, Mike.
245
00:10:20,808 --> 00:10:22,892
The only Mike I know is my son,
246
00:10:22,894 --> 00:10:24,928
and he's been MIA
since he got a girlfriend,
247
00:10:24,930 --> 00:10:26,796
so hit the bricks, sicko.
248
00:10:28,899 --> 00:10:30,466
Alright, mom,
you made your point.
249
00:10:30,468 --> 00:10:31,734
I feel terrible.
250
00:10:31,736 --> 00:10:33,236
Now, open the door.
251
00:10:33,238 --> 00:10:34,854
Sorry I didn't clean up,
252
00:10:34,856 --> 00:10:36,856
but I wasn't
expecting company.
253
00:10:36,858 --> 00:10:38,408
Ever!
254
00:10:38,410 --> 00:10:40,243
What's going on?
255
00:10:40,245 --> 00:10:42,195
You're sleeping on the couch now?
Yeah.
256
00:10:42,197 --> 00:10:43,746
Right next to my
two best friends,
257
00:10:43,748 --> 00:10:45,198
the TV and the toilet.
258
00:10:49,987 --> 00:10:53,373
And now you're letting Jim just eat
from a 50-pound bag of dog food?
259
00:10:54,658 --> 00:10:57,343
Hey, if I die in my sleep,
I figure that buys me
260
00:10:57,345 --> 00:11:00,380
about a week before he starts
gnawing at my sweetbreads.
261
00:11:04,051 --> 00:11:07,336
Geez, he's like
a ham in a dog suit.
262
00:11:08,338 --> 00:11:10,556
You should see
the size of his stools.
263
00:11:10,558 --> 00:11:13,559
The other day he had to
lay on his side to finish.
264
00:11:16,513 --> 00:11:18,197
All right, mom,
listen to me.
265
00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:21,183
I realize I've been very
remiss as a son lately.
266
00:11:21,185 --> 00:11:22,418
I don't blame you, boy
267
00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:23,953
I understand you
got a woman now,
268
00:11:23,955 --> 00:11:26,689
and she's dragging you around
by your tickle stick.
269
00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,164
Okay.
270
00:11:36,166 --> 00:11:38,367
I promise I'll come around more.
271
00:11:38,369 --> 00:11:39,702
But you gotta meet me halfway.
272
00:11:39,704 --> 00:11:41,754
The Arby's on Cicero?
273
00:11:41,756 --> 00:11:43,656
No!
274
00:11:43,658 --> 00:11:45,425
I mean you gotta
pull yourself together.
275
00:11:45,427 --> 00:11:47,710
You can't just mope around
the house all the time.
276
00:11:47,712 --> 00:11:49,228
Pretty soon Jim's legs
won't be long enough
277
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,813
to keep his wiener
off the ground.
278
00:11:50,815 --> 00:11:51,881
Oh...
279
00:11:53,267 --> 00:11:56,269
Hush, now, he's very
self-conscious about his weight.
280
00:12:05,228 --> 00:12:07,663
The point is, you're
a strong woman; A survivor.
281
00:12:07,665 --> 00:12:10,533
And it breaks my heart to see
you wallowing in self-pity.
282
00:12:10,535 --> 00:12:13,586
That's because you don't know
what 's like to wake up
283
00:12:13,588 --> 00:12:15,254
And feel so all alone.
284
00:12:17,791 --> 00:12:19,408
You're right, I don't.
285
00:12:19,410 --> 00:12:21,260
I've always had an
amazing woman in my life,
286
00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:22,912
taking care of me.
287
00:12:22,914 --> 00:12:24,430
And nobody's ever
going to replace her.
288
00:12:24,432 --> 00:12:27,233
Aw, I'm just
an old, tired broad,
289
00:12:27,235 --> 00:12:29,068
ready for the scrap heap.
290
00:12:29,070 --> 00:12:30,853
Don't talk that way.
291
00:12:30,855 --> 00:12:32,855
You didn't roll over
and give up when dad left.
292
00:12:32,857 --> 00:12:35,191
Maybe you should think
about getting a job again.
293
00:12:35,193 --> 00:12:36,726
Meet new people.
294
00:12:36,728 --> 00:12:38,478
You know, have someplace
go every day?
295
00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,029
And do what?
296
00:12:40,031 --> 00:12:42,698
Sweep hair at
the Supercuts?
297
00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:45,368
Read to the geezers at
the old folks' home?
298
00:12:45,370 --> 00:12:47,870
Hand out samples
of summer sausage
299
00:12:47,872 --> 00:12:49,939
to the moochers at
the grocery store?
300
00:12:51,241 --> 00:12:54,961
All I'm saying is, you
still got a lot to offer.
301
00:12:54,963 --> 00:12:57,997
I am good with people.
302
00:13:01,635 --> 00:13:03,970
You do have a gift.
303
00:13:03,972 --> 00:13:06,741
Hey, do you need any help
around the police station?
304
00:13:06,766 --> 00:13:08,366
No! We do not.
305
00:13:10,127 --> 00:13:12,061
But I'm sure, somewhere,
there's a place
306
00:13:12,063 --> 00:13:14,313
that you'd fit right in.
Hmm.
307
00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:16,732
What's in the chef's stew?
308
00:13:20,604 --> 00:13:22,522
So far, I've fished out
two cigarette butts
309
00:13:22,524 --> 00:13:23,806
and a shoelace.
310
00:13:23,808 --> 00:13:25,992
What do you think?
You want to roll the dice?
311
00:13:33,601 --> 00:13:34,852
Yeah. I think it's
a great idea
312
00:13:34,854 --> 00:13:36,520
for your mom to
start working again.
313
00:13:36,522 --> 00:13:39,156
That's why I let my grandma
do little odd jobs for me.
314
00:13:39,158 --> 00:13:40,407
It keeps her young.
315
00:13:42,010 --> 00:13:44,244
Well, she must feel
like a teenager
316
00:13:44,246 --> 00:13:46,646
when she's laying under
your truck changing the oil.
317
00:13:46,648 --> 00:13:48,782
Yeah.
318
00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:50,484
It's worth
the 20 bucks I give her
319
00:13:50,486 --> 00:13:52,619
just to see that happy,
greasy smile on her face.
320
00:13:55,673 --> 00:13:57,207
Oh, it's Molly.
321
00:13:57,209 --> 00:13:59,510
Hey, sweetie, what's going on?
322
00:14:00,295 --> 00:14:01,712
Really?
323
00:14:01,714 --> 00:14:03,497
My mom got a job
at Molly's school.
324
00:14:03,499 --> 00:14:05,799
- That's great!
- That's great.
325
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:07,584
It's not?
326
00:14:07,586 --> 00:14:08,769
It's not great.
327
00:14:10,388 --> 00:14:12,306
Meatball sub...
328
00:14:12,308 --> 00:14:13,273
Bacon double
cheeseburger.
329
00:14:13,275 --> 00:14:15,442
Uh, no, no.
Those are for Carl.
330
00:14:15,444 --> 00:14:17,027
Bacon double cheeseburger.
I only eat meat on the weekends.
331
00:14:17,029 --> 00:14:19,863
I'm having cottage cheese
and sliced peaches.
332
00:14:23,201 --> 00:14:25,202
I can't be a part of this.
333
00:14:27,205 --> 00:14:28,822
Well, look, you're
the one that told me
334
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:30,407
to go spend time with my mom.
335
00:14:30,409 --> 00:14:32,042
If it's followed by
something horrible,
336
00:14:32,044 --> 00:14:34,678
then that's on you, isn't it?
337
00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:38,031
Samuel, can I get an iced tea
with one splenda?
338
00:14:38,033 --> 00:14:40,884
Order me a chocolate milkshake,
this is gonna take a while.
339
00:14:43,004 --> 00:14:45,872
Really? So you have no idea
340
00:14:45,874 --> 00:14:47,641
why I wasn't invited to that faculty
meeting?
341
00:14:47,643 --> 00:14:50,227
None. The e-mail should have
gone out to everybody.
342
00:14:50,229 --> 00:14:53,397
But you're the one that
sends the e-mails out.
343
00:14:53,399 --> 00:14:54,982
Everyone else got it.
344
00:14:54,984 --> 00:14:56,884
Do you know how to
work your e-mail?
345
00:14:58,937 --> 00:15:00,354
Yes, I do.
346
00:15:00,356 --> 00:15:04,057
And your address is still
jollymolly77?
347
00:15:04,059 --> 00:15:07,161
Close. "Cubfan4."
348
00:15:08,113 --> 00:15:10,414
My bad.
349
00:15:10,416 --> 00:15:11,915
It will not happen again.
350
00:15:11,917 --> 00:15:13,534
Thank you.
351
00:15:15,955 --> 00:15:18,288
Cafeteria's downstairs.
I know where it is.
352
00:15:18,290 --> 00:15:20,791
I got sloppy Joe in my hair.
353
00:15:22,844 --> 00:15:25,212
You missed out on
my fresh brownies today.
354
00:15:25,214 --> 00:15:26,630
You ran out of that cafeteria
355
00:15:26,632 --> 00:15:28,966
like a Mexican chasing
a soccer ball.
356
00:15:28,968 --> 00:15:31,585
No, I just had to
make a quick phone call.
357
00:15:31,587 --> 00:15:32,586
Well,
358
00:15:32,588 --> 00:15:34,254
I brought you
some premium wedges.
359
00:15:34,256 --> 00:15:36,256
Figured you could take
some home to the boy.
360
00:15:36,258 --> 00:15:38,609
That's sweet, Peggy.
I appreciate it.
361
00:15:38,611 --> 00:15:39,977
Mind if I join you?
362
00:15:39,979 --> 00:15:42,146
Uh... sure.
363
00:15:42,148 --> 00:15:44,264
I usually put in
364
00:15:44,266 --> 00:15:46,366
a swirl of peanut butter,
but apparently, now,
365
00:15:46,368 --> 00:15:48,569
every kid in the world
can't even look at a nut
366
00:15:48,571 --> 00:15:50,904
without his head swelling up
like a ballpark Frank.
367
00:15:53,074 --> 00:15:56,627
Yeah, peanut allergies are
actually pretty serious thing.
368
00:15:56,629 --> 00:15:58,445
That's because we're
raising a generation
369
00:15:58,447 --> 00:16:00,199
of thin-skinned sissies.
370
00:16:00,224 --> 00:16:02,624
I hear they don't even keep score
371
00:16:02,801 --> 00:16:04,585
at sporting events anymore
372
00:16:04,587 --> 00:16:06,386
well, they don't want
the kids to go home
373
00:16:06,388 --> 00:16:07,621
and feel like a loser.
374
00:16:07,623 --> 00:16:09,223
Some of them are losers.
375
00:16:10,975 --> 00:16:13,060
And the sooner
they embrace that,
376
00:16:13,062 --> 00:16:15,429
the less chance they'll be
crouching in a bell tower
377
00:16:15,431 --> 00:16:19,032
with a high-powered rifle and
a picture of the president.
378
00:16:19,034 --> 00:16:20,200
Wow.
379
00:16:20,202 --> 00:16:22,352
Well, if at all possible,
380
00:16:22,354 --> 00:16:25,155
we-we try not to refer to
the students as losers.
381
00:16:25,157 --> 00:16:26,607
I've heard you say worse.
382
00:16:26,609 --> 00:16:29,193
I was kidding,
383
00:16:29,195 --> 00:16:31,445
and that was at home,
384
00:16:31,447 --> 00:16:33,881
and that was before you and I
had a professional relationship,
385
00:16:33,883 --> 00:16:35,582
which is the type of
386
00:16:35,584 --> 00:16:39,319
relationship we should maintain
while we're on schoolgrounds.
387
00:16:39,321 --> 00:16:41,205
Oh, I get it.
388
00:16:41,207 --> 00:16:43,323
Professor high horse
doesn't want to be seen
389
00:16:43,325 --> 00:16:44,991
with Lola the lunch lady.
390
00:16:44,993 --> 00:16:47,427
No, no, that's
not what I'm saying.
391
00:16:47,429 --> 00:16:50,264
I'm just not comfortable
with my personal life
392
00:16:50,266 --> 00:16:52,382
mixing with my
professional life.
393
00:16:52,384 --> 00:16:55,969
Don't worry. From now on, I'm
just a faceless slop jockey.
394
00:16:57,389 --> 00:16:59,139
Come on, you don't need to
be so dramatic about it.
395
00:16:59,141 --> 00:17:00,440
Hey. That's the way it is.
396
00:17:00,442 --> 00:17:02,442
Lunch ladies are invisible.
397
00:17:02,444 --> 00:17:04,177
But on the plus side,
398
00:17:04,179 --> 00:17:06,730
I hear little kids talking
about cheating on tests,
399
00:17:06,732 --> 00:17:09,132
teachers talking about
cheating on their spouses...
400
00:17:09,134 --> 00:17:11,535
Um, what's that?
401
00:17:11,537 --> 00:17:14,404
All I'm saying is that chippy
I saw crossing out of here
402
00:17:14,406 --> 00:17:15,956
sure is playing with fire.
403
00:17:15,958 --> 00:17:17,324
Rebecca?!
404
00:17:17,326 --> 00:17:19,209
What are you talking about?
She's not married.
405
00:17:19,211 --> 00:17:22,162
No, but the principal is.
406
00:17:26,384 --> 00:17:29,136
She's doing it
with the principal?
407
00:17:29,138 --> 00:17:30,537
You didn't hear that from me,
408
00:17:30,539 --> 00:17:32,306
and I didn't hear it
from the janitor.
409
00:17:33,925 --> 00:17:36,543
Well, I better shimmy
back down the totem pole.
410
00:17:36,545 --> 00:17:37,861
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
411
00:17:37,863 --> 00:17:39,680
Hey, what are you...?
412
00:17:39,682 --> 00:17:42,048
What are you doing?
I thought we were gonna...
413
00:17:42,050 --> 00:17:43,233
Have some brownies.
414
00:17:43,235 --> 00:17:46,803
Doesn't strike me
as very professional.
415
00:17:46,805 --> 00:17:50,240
Oh, come on,
we're both off the clock
416
00:17:50,242 --> 00:17:54,778
and we're... family.
417
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,831
Mom?
418
00:18:03,955 --> 00:18:06,957
Wait, are you saying that
distribution of school funds
419
00:18:06,959 --> 00:18:09,459
is decided by the
principal's secretary?
420
00:18:09,461 --> 00:18:10,844
Not officially.
421
00:18:10,846 --> 00:18:13,513
But she's definitely the
blue-haired puppet master.
422
00:18:13,515 --> 00:18:16,933
Because she's got
the skinny on her boss.
423
00:18:16,935 --> 00:18:20,604
And by skinny,
I mean photos.
424
00:18:21,389 --> 00:18:23,106
Get out.
425
00:18:24,777 --> 00:18:27,262
What do you hear about
the vice principal job?
426
00:18:27,287 --> 00:18:29,187
Am I still the front runner?
427
00:18:29,264 --> 00:18:32,532
Ah, that's enough
shop talk for one day.
428
00:18:33,601 --> 00:18:35,118
We can gab more on Sunday,
429
00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:37,154
when you and Mikey
come over for dinner.
430
00:18:37,156 --> 00:18:39,439
Oh. Sunday.
431
00:18:39,441 --> 00:18:41,491
- Mm, gosh, I think...
- I'll make a roast,
432
00:18:41,493 --> 00:18:43,960
and we can discuss you and
Mikey having a church wedding.
433
00:18:43,962 --> 00:18:46,780
We weren't planning
on church wedding.
434
00:18:46,782 --> 00:18:49,132
And I wasn't planning
on serving goulash
435
00:18:49,134 --> 00:18:50,967
while wearing a wire.
436
00:18:50,969 --> 00:18:54,137
But if you want to dance,
you got to pay the Fiddler.
437
00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:58,452
I want to dance.
438
00:19:07,570 --> 00:19:10,688
Oh, my God.
439
00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:13,040
Hey.
440
00:19:13,042 --> 00:19:15,660
I think Jim's back down
to his fighting weight.
441
00:19:15,662 --> 00:19:18,379
He just took a dump so big I
thought it was another dog.
442
00:19:19,915 --> 00:19:23,200
By the way, I talked to the
priest at St. Bartholomew's,
443
00:19:23,202 --> 00:19:24,719
and you're good to go.
444
00:19:24,721 --> 00:19:26,921
Wait, we're having church
wedding? When did that happen?
445
00:19:26,923 --> 00:19:30,641
Since I accepted Jesus Christ
as my personal lord and savior.
446
00:19:37,316 --> 00:19:39,600
And you know,
our little get-togethers
447
00:19:39,602 --> 00:19:41,485
don't have to be
just on a Sunday.
448
00:19:41,487 --> 00:19:42,520
Really?
449
00:19:42,522 --> 00:19:45,022
My wednesdays are
pretty free, too.
450
00:19:45,958 --> 00:19:48,559
Okay, Peggy...
451
00:19:48,561 --> 00:19:51,462
I'm giving up wednesdays,
dinner better be extra juicy.
452
00:19:51,464 --> 00:19:53,297
Oh, yeah.
453
00:19:53,299 --> 00:19:56,300
And afterwards, we can
look at some pictures.
454
00:19:56,302 --> 00:19:59,120
Ooh. Wednesday it is.
455
00:20:01,707 --> 00:20:03,624
You know, I bowl on wednesdays.
456
00:20:03,626 --> 00:20:05,092
Not anymore, you don't.
457
00:20:05,094 --> 00:20:08,161
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