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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,198 --> 00:00:07,757 You either need to break up with Raj or take him off your team. 2 00:00:07,782 --> 00:00:10,084 I'm gonna miss working with you so much. 3 00:00:10,109 --> 00:00:13,359 And, hey, I don't want you to worry about Evan. 4 00:00:13,538 --> 00:00:14,854 If he ever crossed a line, 5 00:00:14,879 --> 00:00:16,937 trust that I would shoot it down right away. 6 00:00:16,959 --> 00:00:19,296 So, I was wondering if you would like to get a drink with me sometime. 7 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,929 To talk next steps on the app. 8 00:00:21,967 --> 00:00:24,552 - Sure. When? - How about now? 9 00:00:24,588 --> 00:00:28,453 - Oh, my God, we loved your set! - Yeah, you're hysterical. 10 00:00:28,478 --> 00:00:30,511 Look, I don't have to go to the queer comedy night. 11 00:00:30,536 --> 00:00:31,812 Yes, you do. 12 00:00:32,086 --> 00:00:33,571 So, you're not breaking up with me? 13 00:00:33,596 --> 00:00:34,713 No. 14 00:00:34,828 --> 00:00:36,708 'Cause I'm falling in love with you. 15 00:00:37,445 --> 00:00:39,025 I haven't had the chance to thank you 16 00:00:39,049 --> 00:00:40,691 for making her dress. It's stunning. 17 00:00:40,716 --> 00:00:42,058 This is Callie. 18 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:43,383 She's our new research assistant. 19 00:00:43,407 --> 00:00:44,434 Oh, good. 20 00:00:44,458 --> 00:00:45,920 You served a demand letter? 21 00:00:45,945 --> 00:00:47,670 That's what you said we do. 22 00:00:47,708 --> 00:00:50,088 We, as in one of the licensed lawyers. 23 00:00:50,113 --> 00:00:51,867 I don't expect you to invite me 24 00:00:51,892 --> 00:00:53,257 to every party at The Coterie. 25 00:00:53,282 --> 00:00:55,530 Because I didn't want to flaunt my choice 26 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:57,610 in front of Gael at his sister's party. 27 00:00:57,635 --> 00:00:58,943 So, I'm your choice? 28 00:00:58,968 --> 00:01:00,330 - Yes. - In that case, 29 00:01:00,355 --> 00:01:01,537 all is forgiven. 30 00:01:09,857 --> 00:01:12,059 Oh. Oh, my God. Look at that jacket. 31 00:01:12,084 --> 00:01:13,968 It is a travesty that a cow had to die 32 00:01:13,993 --> 00:01:16,068 for you to look almost all right. 33 00:01:16,093 --> 00:01:18,035 Ooh! 34 00:01:24,366 --> 00:01:26,366 So, the next steps on the app. 35 00:01:29,162 --> 00:01:32,822 I wanted to talk to you about something personal. 36 00:01:33,025 --> 00:01:35,400 What kind of law do you practice? 37 00:01:44,856 --> 00:01:47,407 But this remodel has been so stressful. 38 00:01:47,432 --> 00:01:49,224 I really need a vacation. 39 00:01:50,028 --> 00:01:52,028 ♪ Good Trouble 2x05 ♪ Happy Heckling 40 00:02:10,363 --> 00:02:12,863 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 41 00:02:15,894 --> 00:02:17,948 Why do you have to go back to the Blue Team? 42 00:02:17,972 --> 00:02:19,412 They never replaced me. 43 00:02:20,729 --> 00:02:22,489 Did you mean to write "pubic static"? 44 00:02:22,514 --> 00:02:24,523 - It should be "public". - No, no, no. Public. 45 00:02:24,548 --> 00:02:25,714 - Public. - It's what... 46 00:02:25,739 --> 00:02:29,320 Ah! Look who's back from the vaganerian. 47 00:02:30,107 --> 00:02:31,281 How did the neutering go? 48 00:02:31,306 --> 00:02:33,240 Is it itchy? Do you need a cone of shame? 49 00:02:33,265 --> 00:02:34,985 The least she could have done is let him keep his balls. 50 00:02:35,009 --> 00:02:36,827 Right? Like in a jar or something. 51 00:02:36,852 --> 00:02:38,797 - I feel so bad. - It's okay. 52 00:02:39,059 --> 00:02:40,059 I'll survive. 53 00:02:43,546 --> 00:02:45,330 Hey, so what happened with Raj? 54 00:02:45,537 --> 00:02:47,217 Well, you know what to say. 55 00:02:48,058 --> 00:02:50,045 Well, the plan was always... 56 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:52,054 for me to work on the back end and once... 57 00:02:52,079 --> 00:02:53,329 the beta test was successful, 58 00:02:53,354 --> 00:02:55,616 - bring Claire in... - to work on the front end. 59 00:03:00,029 --> 00:03:02,523 - Mm. - So, she just wanted you for your back end. 60 00:03:02,548 --> 00:03:04,671 Baby got back... end. 61 00:03:04,696 --> 00:03:07,718 But clearly, the front was not impressive. 62 00:03:07,743 --> 00:03:09,268 No, I'm not impressed, at all. 63 00:03:14,999 --> 00:03:16,382 What was that for? 64 00:03:16,562 --> 00:03:17,562 For being amazing. 65 00:03:20,506 --> 00:03:22,743 So, uh, how late did you end up working last night? 66 00:03:23,993 --> 00:03:24,993 Not that late. 67 00:03:25,715 --> 00:03:27,972 So, next steps on the app. 68 00:03:28,443 --> 00:03:29,937 Actually, that's not why I asked you 69 00:03:29,962 --> 00:03:31,015 to have drinks with me. 70 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:32,461 I wanted to talk to you 71 00:03:32,486 --> 00:03:34,026 about something more personal. 72 00:03:35,862 --> 00:03:36,979 Oh. 73 00:03:37,148 --> 00:03:39,028 I wanted to talk to you about... 74 00:03:39,965 --> 00:03:40,965 dating. 75 00:03:42,574 --> 00:03:43,805 All these student loan lenders 76 00:03:43,829 --> 00:03:45,290 are predatory, if you ask me. 77 00:03:45,315 --> 00:03:46,408 And what about the colleges? 78 00:03:46,432 --> 00:03:48,403 Tuition has doubled over the past three decades. 79 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:49,795 But salaries haven't. 80 00:03:49,820 --> 00:03:52,321 Which is why I can't afford to go to grad school. 81 00:03:52,346 --> 00:03:54,772 I still owe $65,000 as it is. 82 00:03:54,797 --> 00:03:57,515 But hopefully, I'll find a rich husband. 83 00:03:57,540 --> 00:04:00,770 Sixty-five K? Oof. Mine is half that. 84 00:04:00,795 --> 00:04:02,915 What's a law degree setting you back these days? 85 00:04:02,940 --> 00:04:05,603 - You don't want to know. - Come on, Marcus. 86 00:04:05,628 --> 00:04:06,715 We're all friends here. 87 00:04:06,740 --> 00:04:08,340 One-ten-ish? 88 00:04:08,365 --> 00:04:09,415 - Wow. - Yikes. 89 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:11,000 And that was a couple of years ago. 90 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:13,838 What about you? What are you carrying? 91 00:04:15,002 --> 00:04:17,122 Or did you have your college paid for? 92 00:04:17,822 --> 00:04:19,404 Like, he thinks 93 00:04:19,681 --> 00:04:21,514 I'm some entitled rich girl 94 00:04:21,859 --> 00:04:23,860 who's never had to work for anything. 95 00:04:23,885 --> 00:04:26,769 - He doesn't know me. - So, set him straight. 96 00:04:28,062 --> 00:04:29,638 No, I shouldn't have to play 97 00:04:29,663 --> 00:04:32,823 the foster kid card just to get him to stop judging me. 98 00:04:32,848 --> 00:04:35,155 Actually, I was a foster kid. 99 00:04:35,864 --> 00:04:38,513 And when I eventually met my biological father, 100 00:04:38,538 --> 00:04:40,955 he insisted on setting up a college fund for me. So... 101 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:44,208 Well, I think that's great! 102 00:04:44,233 --> 00:04:45,687 Yeah, you're fortunate to start your career 103 00:04:45,711 --> 00:04:46,924 with such a big leg up. 104 00:04:46,949 --> 00:04:49,268 I'm sure once you actually pass the bar, 105 00:04:49,293 --> 00:04:51,489 you'll have lots of opportunities. 106 00:04:52,241 --> 00:04:54,949 Do you know who else didn't pass the bar the first time? 107 00:04:54,974 --> 00:04:57,633 Jerry Brown, Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton, and FDR. 108 00:04:57,788 --> 00:04:59,766 They all ended up having pretty solid careers. 109 00:04:59,791 --> 00:05:02,291 I can't believe I was so full of myself. 110 00:05:02,938 --> 00:05:04,105 Quitting my clerkship, 111 00:05:04,130 --> 00:05:06,250 thinking I was going to get a job at the ACLU. 112 00:05:07,259 --> 00:05:11,136 Now I'm a research assistant, making half of what I was. 113 00:05:11,161 --> 00:05:14,955 Meanwhile, Mariana's stuck paying two-thirds of our rent, 114 00:05:15,710 --> 00:05:17,731 and she has her own student loans to pay. 115 00:05:18,081 --> 00:05:19,914 ♪ Been lost, been found ♪ 116 00:05:19,939 --> 00:05:22,307 - ♪ Bound with temptation ♪ - _ 117 00:05:22,466 --> 00:05:24,426 I haven't gotten the job yet. 118 00:05:25,761 --> 00:05:28,421 - I'm pretty sure I'm going to get it. - _ 119 00:05:28,446 --> 00:05:30,049 ♪ I've been uptight, you got me right ♪ 120 00:05:30,074 --> 00:05:32,574 ♪ I'm back into my groove ♪ 121 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:35,078 ♪ Keep it pumping give me something ♪ 122 00:05:35,103 --> 00:05:36,503 ♪ That I could get used to... ♪ 123 00:05:36,528 --> 00:05:38,744 I could always help out. 124 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:41,704 No. No. No, no, no. 125 00:05:41,729 --> 00:05:43,429 So, that's a no? 126 00:05:43,873 --> 00:05:45,672 No, you have always been 127 00:05:45,697 --> 00:05:47,617 beyond supportive of me. 128 00:05:48,373 --> 00:05:49,814 In fact, 129 00:05:49,839 --> 00:05:52,574 what can I do for you, for once? 130 00:05:52,749 --> 00:05:55,784 Besides... get naked? 131 00:05:59,857 --> 00:06:02,936 You can come with me to this partner's event this weekend. 132 00:06:02,961 --> 00:06:05,287 I'm one of the only junior lawyers invited. 133 00:06:05,312 --> 00:06:08,132 - It's kind of a big deal. - I'm there. 134 00:06:08,157 --> 00:06:09,315 Nice. 135 00:06:09,340 --> 00:06:11,180 - Wait, when is it? - Saturday. 136 00:06:12,257 --> 00:06:13,417 This Saturday? 137 00:06:14,772 --> 00:06:16,790 Don't forget we're working Saturday. 138 00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:18,727 We work one a month for clients 139 00:06:18,752 --> 00:06:19,946 who can't get here during the week. 140 00:06:19,970 --> 00:06:22,354 - All of us? - Yes. All of us. 141 00:06:35,522 --> 00:06:36,579 Knock, knock. 142 00:06:40,339 --> 00:06:41,622 - Hey. - Oh, hey. 143 00:06:41,647 --> 00:06:43,827 What do you think? This one or this one? 144 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:46,518 Uh, I like the leather jacket. 145 00:06:46,543 --> 00:06:49,085 Yeah, I could use the extra body armor. 146 00:06:49,501 --> 00:06:50,625 Where are you going? 147 00:06:50,650 --> 00:06:51,827 The comedy club. 148 00:06:51,852 --> 00:06:53,892 Check out some acts. "Make connections". 149 00:06:57,763 --> 00:07:00,105 Uh, do you want to come? 150 00:07:00,997 --> 00:07:02,717 - Oh, no, thanks. - Great. 151 00:07:03,391 --> 00:07:06,112 Um, actually, I was gonna ask 152 00:07:06,137 --> 00:07:10,483 if there may be some odd jobs I could do around here 153 00:07:10,508 --> 00:07:13,108 for maybe a little break on rent. 154 00:07:13,764 --> 00:07:15,914 Money's kind of tight and all. 155 00:07:16,524 --> 00:07:17,831 Um... 156 00:07:19,732 --> 00:07:22,727 Well, okay, just... I'll leave you to it. 157 00:07:25,530 --> 00:07:27,950 Just call me if you need anything. 158 00:07:31,312 --> 00:07:33,472 I think this is more awkward for her. 159 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:35,417 It doesn't have to be awkward. 160 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:36,840 No, I know. 161 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:40,482 I really appreciate you letting me help. 162 00:07:40,507 --> 00:07:43,107 Yeah. Well, we know we work well together. 163 00:07:51,303 --> 00:07:52,686 So, just, 164 00:07:52,711 --> 00:07:54,441 uh, let me know what I need to do. 165 00:07:54,466 --> 00:07:55,466 Yeah. 166 00:08:02,463 --> 00:08:04,955 - Hey. - Yo, you came! 167 00:08:04,980 --> 00:08:06,115 Where's your partner? 168 00:08:06,140 --> 00:08:07,420 Joey. They had to work. 169 00:08:08,402 --> 00:08:10,152 I got a spot. I'm going up tonight. 170 00:08:10,177 --> 00:08:12,187 Yes! Oh, my gosh. 171 00:08:12,212 --> 00:08:14,719 It's, like, crazy hard to go up at this club, 172 00:08:14,743 --> 00:08:16,421 especially if you're new. 173 00:08:16,446 --> 00:08:18,628 So, who did you sleep with this time? 174 00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:19,998 Okay, hunty. 175 00:08:20,023 --> 00:08:22,433 I only did that once by the way. 176 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:24,538 - You be judging. - I do be judging. 177 00:08:25,152 --> 00:08:28,232 - Wait, is that Lindsay Brady? - Where? 178 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:32,527 Oh, my God! 179 00:08:32,552 --> 00:08:33,828 What is she doing here? 180 00:08:33,853 --> 00:08:36,028 "They", they just changed their pronoun. 181 00:08:36,053 --> 00:08:37,831 There's a lot of that going around. 182 00:08:38,706 --> 00:08:40,354 Which I fully support. 183 00:08:40,379 --> 00:08:42,379 It's just tough to remember. 184 00:08:42,404 --> 00:08:44,524 Life is so hard as a white woman. 185 00:08:45,672 --> 00:08:47,572 Maybe they're workshopping some new material. 186 00:08:47,597 --> 00:08:49,413 Well, I'm, like, their number one stan. 187 00:08:49,438 --> 00:08:50,619 I've been trying forever to get them 188 00:08:50,643 --> 00:08:52,176 to follow me back on Insta. 189 00:08:52,201 --> 00:08:53,804 Oh, my God, not happening. 190 00:08:53,829 --> 00:08:55,924 They're very stingy with their follows. 191 00:08:55,947 --> 00:08:58,267 Maybe if they hang out after, we can meet them? 192 00:08:59,383 --> 00:09:00,465 - I mean... - Shh, shh. 193 00:09:00,490 --> 00:09:01,490 Be cool. 194 00:09:06,715 --> 00:09:09,149 - Wow. - Let's get a good seat. 195 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:12,030 So, you want to feather the paint on, 196 00:09:12,055 --> 00:09:13,695 just like this. 197 00:09:23,476 --> 00:09:24,476 Perfect. 198 00:09:29,237 --> 00:09:30,617 How's it going with Elijah? 199 00:09:32,843 --> 00:09:33,843 What do you mean? 200 00:09:35,970 --> 00:09:37,690 I mean, you're seeing him again, aren't you? 201 00:09:44,474 --> 00:09:46,294 So, this is my assistant Naveen, 202 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:47,819 and this is Gael. 203 00:09:48,399 --> 00:09:49,679 - Hey. - What's up, dude? 204 00:09:51,886 --> 00:09:52,886 All right. 205 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:57,070 So, the sewing tables will be in the back. 206 00:09:57,095 --> 00:09:58,487 And out here, 207 00:09:58,512 --> 00:10:01,012 we'll have our new collection on display, 208 00:10:01,037 --> 00:10:02,757 along with a small boutique. 209 00:10:03,766 --> 00:10:05,246 It's a great space. 210 00:10:07,798 --> 00:10:10,841 What... What? What is this? 211 00:10:10,866 --> 00:10:14,868 This is just a thank-you for Jazmin's dress. 212 00:10:18,497 --> 00:10:20,497 _ 213 00:10:22,116 --> 00:10:26,343 - You framed this? - Uh... yeah. 214 00:10:27,547 --> 00:10:30,022 - Y-you're welcome? - It's just... 215 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:31,770 A great review 216 00:10:31,795 --> 00:10:34,329 that you should be proud of and hang it up in here. 217 00:10:35,124 --> 00:10:36,124 Thank you. 218 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:39,219 Look at you all low-key, humble. 219 00:10:39,244 --> 00:10:41,109 It's not that big of a deal. 220 00:10:41,133 --> 00:10:42,825 If I got a review like that, 221 00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:44,744 it would be a hell of a big deal for me. 222 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:47,782 I hope you're not still stressing about that Times review. 223 00:10:47,807 --> 00:10:49,099 Oh, you read that, huh? 224 00:10:49,124 --> 00:10:51,542 It's bullshit. Don't take it to heart. 225 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:53,625 Uh, so, lunch? 226 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,585 You want to get lunch? 227 00:10:56,038 --> 00:10:57,363 A guy's got to eat. 228 00:10:57,388 --> 00:10:58,788 You could eat without me. 229 00:11:00,256 --> 00:11:01,655 I could also do this without you. 230 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:03,289 But it wouldn't be as fun. 231 00:11:05,810 --> 00:11:06,810 We're hanging out. 232 00:11:10,205 --> 00:11:11,445 How are you and Jamie? 233 00:11:14,077 --> 00:11:17,287 So, I know this isn't exactly your scene. 234 00:11:17,312 --> 00:11:19,768 No, country club cocktail parties are my favorite. 235 00:11:19,792 --> 00:11:22,184 Just don't leave me alone with the wives. 236 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:26,256 How white is your firm? 237 00:11:26,281 --> 00:11:29,009 - They're working on that. - Mm. And conservative? 238 00:11:29,034 --> 00:11:31,629 Aah, don't worry. They're not all Trump supporters. 239 00:11:31,926 --> 00:11:34,552 Well, as long as you're not a registered Republican. 240 00:11:37,401 --> 00:11:39,587 - Are you? - Hey! There he is! 241 00:11:39,612 --> 00:11:40,737 Hey! 242 00:11:40,762 --> 00:11:42,385 And who is this lovely lady? 243 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,201 This is my girlfriend, Callie. 244 00:11:44,226 --> 00:11:45,258 This is Garrett, my boss. 245 00:11:45,283 --> 00:11:46,537 Hi! Lovely to meet you. 246 00:11:46,561 --> 00:11:48,561 The pleasure is mine. She's a beauty. 247 00:11:49,206 --> 00:11:50,666 Yeah, she's a lawyer as well. 248 00:11:51,429 --> 00:11:53,837 Re-really? Uh, where do you work? 249 00:11:53,862 --> 00:11:54,895 Legal Aid. 250 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:56,469 Oh. Good for you. 251 00:11:56,494 --> 00:11:57,727 I want you to meet my wife. 252 00:11:57,752 --> 00:11:59,066 Uh, Cynthia, you remember Jamie? 253 00:11:59,091 --> 00:12:00,884 - Of course. - It's good to see you again. 254 00:12:00,909 --> 00:12:03,036 And, hon, this is Jamie's girlfriend, Callie. 255 00:12:03,063 --> 00:12:04,789 Will you introduce her to the other ladies, 256 00:12:04,814 --> 00:12:07,007 while I steal him to meet the New York partners? 257 00:12:07,009 --> 00:12:08,149 Mm-hmm. 258 00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:12,206 Ugh, these things are boring as hell. Let's get you a drink. 259 00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:14,382 Yes. 260 00:12:14,407 --> 00:12:15,510 Oh, It's beautiful. 261 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:16,860 Oh, it's just lovely. 262 00:12:16,885 --> 00:12:18,228 It's such a great day. Is champagne okay? 263 00:12:18,252 --> 00:12:19,972 - Yes, thank you. - Great 264 00:12:20,776 --> 00:12:22,175 - Thank you. - Oh, I know. 265 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,511 It's a nightmare, we did all our bathrooms. 266 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,402 But once it's done, we'll be so happy. 267 00:12:26,427 --> 00:12:29,085 Ladies, this is Callie. She's young Jamie's date. 268 00:12:29,110 --> 00:12:30,834 Oh, we love young Jamie. 269 00:12:30,859 --> 00:12:32,778 Old Jamie, not so much. 270 00:12:32,803 --> 00:12:34,403 I didn't know there was an old Jamie. 271 00:12:34,428 --> 00:12:36,688 - He's a close talker. - Like Joe Biden. 272 00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:40,017 So, Callie, what do you do? 273 00:12:40,019 --> 00:12:41,207 I'm a lawyer. 274 00:12:41,232 --> 00:12:43,002 - Oh. - Oh, Heather and I went to law school. 275 00:12:43,027 --> 00:12:44,184 It's where I met my husband. 276 00:12:44,209 --> 00:12:45,692 Oh, where do you work? 277 00:12:45,717 --> 00:12:47,942 Oh, I haven't for years. 278 00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:49,275 Oh, and I never did. 279 00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:50,424 Love law school, hate the law. 280 00:12:50,448 --> 00:12:51,676 Well, it's hard to work when you have kids. 281 00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:54,510 Personally, I love being a stay-at-home mom. 282 00:12:54,535 --> 00:12:56,678 It's really the best decision I ever made. 283 00:12:56,703 --> 00:12:58,636 Especially with a full-time nanny. 284 00:13:05,309 --> 00:13:07,096 Callie? 285 00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:08,838 I heard you called in sick. 286 00:13:09,143 --> 00:13:10,703 I guess you must be feeling better. 287 00:13:14,899 --> 00:13:18,000 So I'm from Arizona. Yeah, no, I... it's not a choice. 288 00:13:18,025 --> 00:13:21,044 I was born this way. 289 00:13:21,046 --> 00:13:22,288 It's a tough place to be from. 290 00:13:22,313 --> 00:13:23,531 You know, it took us ten years 291 00:13:23,556 --> 00:13:25,442 to recognize the MLK Holiday. 292 00:13:27,029 --> 00:13:29,472 For sure. You know what they say about Arizona, 293 00:13:29,496 --> 00:13:30,514 it's a dry hate. 294 00:13:32,749 --> 00:13:34,266 I mean, we've got the Grand Canyon. 295 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,688 You know? Got that going for us. 296 00:13:35,713 --> 00:13:37,360 I made it. It was all me. 297 00:13:37,385 --> 00:13:39,761 Just me, Phillips-head screwdriver, 298 00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:41,219 and a ton of angst. 299 00:13:41,244 --> 00:13:42,689 I spent a lot of time on that. 300 00:13:42,713 --> 00:13:45,003 You're so genius! So smart. 301 00:13:45,028 --> 00:13:47,212 I like to think so. Uh, let's see. 302 00:13:47,237 --> 00:13:49,291 So, Facebook has been bleeding users. 303 00:13:49,316 --> 00:13:51,530 Like, 15 million people have left the website. 304 00:13:51,555 --> 00:13:52,796 I mean, I finally cut the cord. 305 00:13:54,756 --> 00:13:57,257 Yes, I'm a true hero. Absolutely. 306 00:13:57,282 --> 00:14:00,274 Being on Facebook these days is like going to an abandoned mall. 307 00:14:00,304 --> 00:14:03,097 It's a retail apocalypse, you know. 308 00:14:03,122 --> 00:14:05,165 You're wandering around and there's that chick 309 00:14:05,190 --> 00:14:07,948 from high school trying to sell you a candle. 310 00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:10,398 Candles. Like lavender! 311 00:14:10,423 --> 00:14:11,683 I mean, your parents are there. 312 00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:13,424 You know, that whole thing. 313 00:14:13,449 --> 00:14:15,307 So true! 314 00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:18,359 Mom and Dad are always liking your photos. 315 00:14:18,384 --> 00:14:20,024 You... 316 00:14:21,885 --> 00:14:23,246 You know, I can hear you, right? 317 00:14:23,270 --> 00:14:25,954 Like, this isn't a TV show. Like, I'm actually here. 318 00:14:25,979 --> 00:14:28,211 Did your mom not teach you how to use your inside voice? 319 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:29,500 - Oh! - No. 320 00:14:29,525 --> 00:14:31,510 I mean, we kind of had a language barrier. 321 00:14:31,535 --> 00:14:33,427 So, you know, 322 00:14:33,597 --> 00:14:34,816 I'm Chinese. 323 00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:37,576 All right. Could we get a light on this individual? 324 00:14:37,601 --> 00:14:38,761 What's happening over here? 325 00:14:42,691 --> 00:14:45,442 Oh, my God. You talk more than my Coche driver. 326 00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:48,243 Wait. are you my Coche driver? 327 00:14:49,385 --> 00:14:52,846 This is why I gave this person two stars. 328 00:14:52,871 --> 00:14:55,282 Oh, my God, look at that leather jacket. 329 00:14:55,563 --> 00:14:57,945 I am sad that a cow had to die 330 00:14:57,970 --> 00:15:00,047 for you to look almost all right. 331 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,839 You are literally why I'm vegan. 332 00:15:04,166 --> 00:15:06,850 I would rather eat a cashew cheese quesadilla 333 00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,366 than look at that jacket. 334 00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:11,035 It's terrible. Is that jacket made out of nut cheese. 335 00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:14,520 You know. Has that kind of a sheen to it. 336 00:15:14,545 --> 00:15:16,819 Did the '80s call you on a landline and ask 337 00:15:16,844 --> 00:15:18,884 for Andrew Dice Clay's whole thing back? 338 00:15:19,556 --> 00:15:21,615 Did the '90s follow up with a fax 339 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,840 and ask for George Michael's entire thing back? 340 00:15:24,835 --> 00:15:27,161 So, there is this blogger 341 00:15:27,186 --> 00:15:29,286 who I guess a lot of people follow, 342 00:15:29,788 --> 00:15:31,362 and he did a great piece on Elijah, 343 00:15:31,387 --> 00:15:34,554 and he sent the guy a link to my Insta 344 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,175 and I guess now he wants to interview me 345 00:15:37,199 --> 00:15:39,165 and see my work in person. 346 00:15:40,236 --> 00:15:41,476 That's great. 347 00:15:42,218 --> 00:15:43,785 I don't think I'm going to do it. 348 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:47,554 No, you can't let one bad review shut you down. 349 00:15:48,085 --> 00:15:50,425 I'm just not confident in the work that I have, 350 00:15:51,764 --> 00:15:54,144 and I wish I could have shown him the... 351 00:15:54,869 --> 00:15:56,069 the piece that I sold. 352 00:15:58,486 --> 00:15:59,986 You sure it looks good there? 353 00:16:00,011 --> 00:16:01,051 Yeah, it looks great. 354 00:16:03,593 --> 00:16:05,793 Well, you could always make another piece like it, 355 00:16:06,991 --> 00:16:08,231 as part of a series. 356 00:16:08,918 --> 00:16:10,009 Yeah. 357 00:16:10,034 --> 00:16:11,846 Bottom line, you can't let 358 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:14,144 what anyone thinks of you mess with your head. 359 00:16:14,146 --> 00:16:15,521 All that matters is 360 00:16:15,546 --> 00:16:17,786 what you think of yourself and your work. 361 00:16:19,095 --> 00:16:20,618 The only way the world will believe in you 362 00:16:20,642 --> 00:16:22,502 is if you believe in yourself. 363 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,826 I wasn't feeling well, but I had forgotten 364 00:16:30,851 --> 00:16:32,985 I had promised my boyfriend I'd come to this work thing, 365 00:16:33,009 --> 00:16:34,411 - so I rallied. - Thank you. 366 00:16:34,436 --> 00:16:36,729 Well, I would love to meet him. Which one is he? 367 00:16:36,754 --> 00:16:38,839 Uh, he's over there in the blue suit. 368 00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:41,089 That white guy in the blue suit 369 00:16:41,114 --> 00:16:43,778 or one of the other five white guys in blue suits? 370 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:47,199 Look, I know you think I'm entitled, 371 00:16:47,713 --> 00:16:49,288 but this is not my world. 372 00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:50,936 Well, you blend in pretty well. 373 00:16:50,961 --> 00:16:52,205 - Marcus! - Hey. 374 00:16:52,230 --> 00:16:53,588 Ah, I see you've met, uh... 375 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,005 - Callie. - Right. 376 00:16:55,007 --> 00:16:57,487 She's also a lawyer with Legal Aid. Do you two know each other? 377 00:16:59,238 --> 00:17:01,521 - Yes, we do. - Ah! 378 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,409 Callie, I apologize for doing this to you again, 379 00:17:04,434 --> 00:17:05,645 but I need to steal Marcus. 380 00:17:05,670 --> 00:17:07,990 There are some people he needs to meet. Will you excuse us? 381 00:17:22,185 --> 00:17:24,593 We got you a welcome back gift. 382 00:17:32,364 --> 00:17:34,984 They're for ball-busting stress relief. 383 00:17:38,503 --> 00:17:42,005 Well, uh, we just figured, since Mariana cut off yours. 384 00:17:43,607 --> 00:17:46,240 You, you squish them when you're stressed. 385 00:17:46,871 --> 00:17:49,147 Just give them, uh, give them a fondle. 386 00:17:49,172 --> 00:17:50,908 - Pluck the hairs out... - I get it! 387 00:17:51,239 --> 00:17:52,836 So, do we want to list 388 00:17:52,861 --> 00:17:55,253 the grievance committee suggestions based on importance? 389 00:17:55,278 --> 00:17:56,413 Aren't they all important? 390 00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:58,292 Well, I think a salary laddering plan 391 00:17:58,316 --> 00:18:00,677 is a little more important than free tampons in the women's room? 392 00:18:00,701 --> 00:18:02,261 That depends how heavy your flow is. 393 00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:06,630 Hey! How's Raj doing now that he's back on the Blue Team? 394 00:18:07,766 --> 00:18:10,066 Um, I'm pretty sure he's miserable, 395 00:18:10,091 --> 00:18:11,659 but he wouldn't tell me, just because 396 00:18:11,684 --> 00:18:13,796 it would make me feel worse than I already do. 397 00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:15,256 And 'cause he's that great. 398 00:18:15,536 --> 00:18:17,041 - Aw. - I need a Raj. 399 00:18:17,066 --> 00:18:19,370 - Right? - Well, I need a raise. 400 00:18:19,395 --> 00:18:20,915 So, let's get back to it. 401 00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:31,067 What? 402 00:18:34,457 --> 00:18:35,489 What? 403 00:18:36,968 --> 00:18:40,086 Uh, guys, you're gonna want to look at your phones. 404 00:18:52,328 --> 00:18:53,996 Oh, I knew it! 405 00:18:54,021 --> 00:18:56,789 All that feminist BS, and she is just honeypotting 406 00:18:56,814 --> 00:18:58,672 her way up the ladder. 407 00:19:00,582 --> 00:19:03,527 Oh, I bet she gives great Act-ivism 408 00:19:03,552 --> 00:19:04,869 with that big mouth of hers. 409 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,514 Don't fight! 410 00:19:10,370 --> 00:19:13,227 Dude, my Legos. Come on. 411 00:19:16,721 --> 00:19:17,995 Stop. 412 00:19:25,525 --> 00:19:28,125 Okay, look, I ran into Evan in the elevator after work, 413 00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:29,804 and he asked me to grab a drink with him to talk 414 00:19:29,828 --> 00:19:31,588 about my app, and that's it! 415 00:19:32,814 --> 00:19:36,258 I wanted to talk to you about... dating. 416 00:19:36,917 --> 00:19:38,757 You want to talk about dating? 417 00:19:39,473 --> 00:19:42,367 Yes. Uh, what do you think about it? 418 00:19:42,392 --> 00:19:44,848 You don't even need to explain yourselves. 419 00:19:44,873 --> 00:19:47,358 Why can't a woman just have a drink with her boss 420 00:19:47,383 --> 00:19:49,143 without everyone jumping to conclusions? 421 00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:50,826 U-us dating? 422 00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,090 Oh, no. 423 00:19:52,918 --> 00:19:54,776 Not us dating. 424 00:19:54,801 --> 00:19:57,317 Uh, dating, in general. 425 00:19:57,342 --> 00:19:59,260 Well, have you ever tried a dating app? 426 00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,645 I'm not very sure how to describe myself. 427 00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:05,520 What do you think if I help you set up your profile? 428 00:20:06,268 --> 00:20:08,129 - You'd do that? - Yeah, of course. 429 00:20:08,154 --> 00:20:11,447 Because we have to be above reproach to be taken seriously. 430 00:20:11,472 --> 00:20:12,872 That's totally sexist. 431 00:20:12,897 --> 00:20:14,598 If Evan had a drink with a guy from work, 432 00:20:14,623 --> 00:20:15,863 no one would care. 433 00:20:17,552 --> 00:20:20,394 My whole life I've had trouble connecting with people. 434 00:20:21,777 --> 00:20:24,054 When I was a kid, they called it Asperger's, 435 00:20:24,079 --> 00:20:26,519 but now they just say I'm on the spectrum. 436 00:20:27,967 --> 00:20:31,876 I don't always pick up social cues or... humor, 437 00:20:32,767 --> 00:20:34,647 why people like to talk on the phone... 438 00:20:35,780 --> 00:20:36,829 things of that nature. 439 00:20:38,374 --> 00:20:40,574 I'm not even sure there's someone out there for me. 440 00:20:43,324 --> 00:20:45,404 No, of course there's someone out there for you. 441 00:20:50,948 --> 00:20:52,648 Which begs the big question: 442 00:20:52,673 --> 00:20:54,715 who did care enough to send the photo to everyone? 443 00:20:55,146 --> 00:20:56,379 Everyone? 444 00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:58,622 They sent it on the company Slack. 445 00:21:00,987 --> 00:21:02,446 Where's Raj? 446 00:21:02,471 --> 00:21:04,571 W-well, after we broke up the fight, 447 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,232 and by we, I mean other people, 448 00:21:06,257 --> 00:21:08,008 and by other people, I mean Evan, 449 00:21:08,279 --> 00:21:11,563 um, they, they took Alex and Raj to the, 450 00:21:11,588 --> 00:21:13,128 - to the office. - Fight? 451 00:21:13,153 --> 00:21:14,469 It's completely unacceptable 452 00:21:14,494 --> 00:21:16,097 to have people coming to blows at work. 453 00:21:16,833 --> 00:21:18,073 Who started it? 454 00:21:19,852 --> 00:21:21,887 Uh, we both started it. 455 00:21:22,761 --> 00:21:24,961 - Over what? - Politics. 456 00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:28,442 We should have never gotten into a discussion 457 00:21:28,467 --> 00:21:30,545 on how to make America great again. 458 00:21:31,053 --> 00:21:33,173 Uh, I'll tell you my pitch: flash mobs. 459 00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:38,633 Well, if we can agree to disagree, 460 00:21:38,658 --> 00:21:41,538 why don't you two take the rest of the day off to cool down. 461 00:21:52,694 --> 00:21:54,386 Really, Evan? 462 00:21:54,411 --> 00:21:55,911 No consequences? 463 00:21:55,936 --> 00:21:58,336 They're two of our best engineers. 464 00:22:00,016 --> 00:22:01,115 Fine. 465 00:22:01,140 --> 00:22:02,516 Your decision. 466 00:22:02,879 --> 00:22:05,699 But what about this photo of you and Mariana? 467 00:22:06,269 --> 00:22:08,549 Just two coworkers having a drink after work. 468 00:22:08,574 --> 00:22:10,445 It's not two coworkers. 469 00:22:10,470 --> 00:22:11,795 You are her boss 470 00:22:11,820 --> 00:22:13,403 and the CEO of this company, 471 00:22:13,428 --> 00:22:16,066 and we cannot afford to have another Amanda situat... 472 00:22:16,091 --> 00:22:20,018 Angela, I'm well aware of my position at my company! 473 00:22:21,321 --> 00:22:24,363 And I do not want another Amanda situation either. 474 00:22:31,129 --> 00:22:32,929 I was so humiliated. 475 00:22:32,954 --> 00:22:34,332 I mean, I didn't even pay my tab. 476 00:22:34,357 --> 00:22:36,286 I've never dined and dashed in my life. 477 00:22:36,311 --> 00:22:37,642 I mean, I left my credit card there, 478 00:22:37,666 --> 00:22:39,195 so hopefully I won't get in trouble. 479 00:22:39,394 --> 00:22:41,370 Crap, that means I have to go back and get it. 480 00:22:41,395 --> 00:22:43,469 You know what? Just forget it. I'm just going to cancel it 481 00:22:43,493 --> 00:22:44,522 and order a new one. 482 00:22:44,547 --> 00:22:47,844 Okay, listen, I'm sorry Lindsay dragged you like that. 483 00:22:47,869 --> 00:22:51,271 Honestly, I'm not surprised. They're not a nice person. 484 00:22:51,296 --> 00:22:52,687 Do you know them? 485 00:22:52,712 --> 00:22:54,826 Yeah, we have... history. 486 00:22:55,543 --> 00:22:56,834 Not like that. 487 00:22:56,859 --> 00:22:59,851 I dated their ex who I really liked, 488 00:22:59,876 --> 00:23:02,961 and as soon as Lindsay found out she was happy with someone else, 489 00:23:03,327 --> 00:23:04,485 they wanted her back. 490 00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:07,252 So Jenny broke up with me to get back with Lindsay. 491 00:23:07,277 --> 00:23:08,960 And after a couple weeks, 492 00:23:08,985 --> 00:23:11,794 Lindsay got bored and dumped her, again. 493 00:23:12,023 --> 00:23:13,643 Did Jenny try to get back with you? 494 00:23:13,668 --> 00:23:15,831 Yeah, but once the trust is broken, 495 00:23:15,856 --> 00:23:17,993 there's no going back for me. 496 00:23:18,018 --> 00:23:20,518 Lindsay has broken up a bunch of relationships 497 00:23:20,543 --> 00:23:24,037 just to get whatever "it" girl they happen to want at the moment. 498 00:23:25,495 --> 00:23:26,610 I'm sorry. 499 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:30,424 Yeah, it sucked, but... I'm over it. 500 00:23:30,682 --> 00:23:32,032 Well, I'm ruined. 501 00:23:32,057 --> 00:23:34,360 I can't show my face at any comedy club ever again. 502 00:23:34,385 --> 00:23:35,658 How can you be ruined? 503 00:23:35,683 --> 00:23:37,097 You haven't even gotten up on stage. 504 00:23:37,121 --> 00:23:38,681 And who knows if I ever will. 505 00:23:38,691 --> 00:23:40,583 Apparently, it's really hard to get a spot 506 00:23:40,608 --> 00:23:42,044 when you're new and you don't know anyone. 507 00:23:42,068 --> 00:23:44,672 Well, that's why you have to go back and make connections. 508 00:23:45,084 --> 00:23:47,346 Don't let some mean girl get in your way. 509 00:23:47,371 --> 00:23:49,976 - Mean person. - Oh, sorry. Right. 510 00:23:50,667 --> 00:23:53,252 Yeah, you're right. 511 00:23:53,731 --> 00:23:56,406 Move out the way, toe rag! Skrt-skrt! 512 00:23:56,802 --> 00:23:58,277 Toe rag? 513 00:23:58,302 --> 00:24:00,886 It's really hard to come up with gender-neutral disses. 514 00:24:01,992 --> 00:24:03,672 - Is it too much? - I... 515 00:24:12,212 --> 00:24:13,345 Hey! 516 00:24:13,643 --> 00:24:15,436 - Can we talk? - Here? 517 00:24:15,461 --> 00:24:17,005 I guess you're not worried people might think 518 00:24:17,029 --> 00:24:18,629 you're sleeping with me anymore. 519 00:24:18,819 --> 00:24:21,412 - Please, I can explain. - I'm sure you can. 520 00:24:21,739 --> 00:24:23,539 You're the best con artist I know. 521 00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:35,123 Um, excuse me! 522 00:24:39,089 --> 00:24:40,969 Can I have everyone's attention? 523 00:24:42,279 --> 00:24:44,508 Which I obviously already do. 524 00:24:45,583 --> 00:24:49,011 Not that it's anyone's business, but I am not seeing Evan. 525 00:24:50,888 --> 00:24:53,308 - I'm seeing Raj. - I knew it! 526 00:24:54,030 --> 00:24:55,674 Yeah, yeah, I knew it. 527 00:24:56,523 --> 00:24:57,848 In fact, he's my boyfriend. 528 00:24:57,873 --> 00:25:00,961 So, if you want to talk about something, talk about that! 529 00:25:35,436 --> 00:25:38,069 Maybe I should just give up the law, 530 00:25:38,094 --> 00:25:39,845 try and be an artist again. 531 00:25:41,148 --> 00:25:44,686 Do you ever regret giving up art for law? 532 00:25:48,556 --> 00:25:50,476 I regret a lot of things. 533 00:26:11,034 --> 00:26:13,103 My boyfriend said I was a lawyer, 534 00:26:13,128 --> 00:26:16,212 and his boss asked where I worked so I told him, 535 00:26:16,237 --> 00:26:20,198 but I never said I was a lawyer practicing law at Legal Aid. 536 00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:22,278 You don't have to explain yourself to me. 537 00:26:22,302 --> 00:26:23,660 Really? 538 00:26:23,685 --> 00:26:26,045 Because you seem to make a lot of assumptions about me. 539 00:26:26,475 --> 00:26:27,566 Actually, why are you here? 540 00:26:27,591 --> 00:26:30,184 Are you looking for a new job in an elite firm? 541 00:26:30,209 --> 00:26:32,656 I am here to pick the pockets of a rich law firm. 542 00:26:32,681 --> 00:26:35,499 Get them to atone for the sins of their corporate clients 543 00:26:35,524 --> 00:26:37,844 by doing pro bono work on behalf of some of ours. 544 00:26:39,811 --> 00:26:41,562 Well, maybe I could help with that? 545 00:26:41,587 --> 00:26:43,838 Raising money for Legal Aid is not your job, 546 00:26:43,863 --> 00:26:46,413 but I would still like to meet your boyfriend. 547 00:26:46,437 --> 00:26:47,957 So you can judge him too? 548 00:26:49,749 --> 00:26:53,469 Look, I know I made a mistake writing that demand letter, 549 00:26:53,494 --> 00:26:55,177 and I have apologized... 550 00:26:55,856 --> 00:26:57,324 but I have a hard time believing 551 00:26:57,349 --> 00:26:58,976 that that's all you have against me. 552 00:26:59,191 --> 00:27:00,916 What I think about you doesn't matter. 553 00:27:00,941 --> 00:27:03,162 The only thing that matters is what you think of yourself. 554 00:27:03,186 --> 00:27:04,610 That you know who you are. 555 00:27:06,409 --> 00:27:07,486 I learned the hard way. 556 00:27:07,510 --> 00:27:09,234 If you want the world to believe in you, 557 00:27:09,259 --> 00:27:10,612 you have to believe in yourself. 558 00:27:10,813 --> 00:27:12,899 The only way the world's going to believe in you 559 00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:14,783 is if you believe in yourself. 560 00:27:17,307 --> 00:27:18,307 I'll see you on Monday. 561 00:27:19,526 --> 00:27:21,530 And don't worry, I won't tell anyone 562 00:27:21,555 --> 00:27:22,755 about running into you today. 563 00:27:32,851 --> 00:27:36,584 I told you I know where Angela keeps her medicine. 564 00:27:37,795 --> 00:27:39,473 Well, we could have met at a bar. 565 00:27:39,498 --> 00:27:42,398 Yeah, why pay when we can drink here for free? 566 00:27:43,135 --> 00:27:45,575 Why didn't you tell Angela I threw the first punch? 567 00:27:47,622 --> 00:27:50,681 'Cause we used to be best friends. 568 00:27:52,833 --> 00:27:55,520 Until Mariana showed up and you chose her. 569 00:27:55,787 --> 00:27:58,667 I chose not to be a massive asshole. 570 00:27:59,277 --> 00:28:00,277 Whatev. 571 00:28:02,142 --> 00:28:04,842 The team isn't the same without you. 572 00:28:07,231 --> 00:28:08,665 You have Sam. 573 00:28:08,690 --> 00:28:10,747 Sam is an idiot. 574 00:28:12,904 --> 00:28:16,263 He's a decent third, but he's not Spock material. 575 00:28:17,453 --> 00:28:20,741 Alex, you being Kirk is wildly presumptuous, all right? 576 00:28:20,766 --> 00:28:23,766 The Federation wouldn't pick someone without a logical... 577 00:28:23,791 --> 00:28:25,490 All right... All right, you know what? 578 00:28:25,514 --> 00:28:27,764 I can't be your Spock, anyway, if you continue 579 00:28:27,789 --> 00:28:30,189 to be a racist, sexist dick. 580 00:28:31,067 --> 00:28:32,717 Oh, my God, they're just jokes. 581 00:28:32,742 --> 00:28:35,226 Jokes... hurt. 582 00:28:37,397 --> 00:28:39,031 Well, you know what hurts? 583 00:28:39,056 --> 00:28:41,614 My jaw, where you punched me. 584 00:28:47,384 --> 00:28:48,684 _ 585 00:28:53,121 --> 00:28:54,561 So, are you, like, in love with her? 586 00:28:57,936 --> 00:28:59,218 Look, I get it. 587 00:28:59,220 --> 00:29:00,220 She's hot, 588 00:29:00,824 --> 00:29:03,364 and she told everyone you're her boyfriend. 589 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,125 That's, that's... Woo! 590 00:29:06,648 --> 00:29:09,825 That is extremely brave for anyone to admit. 591 00:29:12,660 --> 00:29:14,977 See? Jokes. 592 00:29:19,152 --> 00:29:21,552 You really don't think I'm Kirk material? 593 00:29:27,349 --> 00:29:31,849 _ 594 00:29:31,874 --> 00:29:36,374 _ 595 00:29:39,088 --> 00:29:40,524 Okay. So... 596 00:29:40,548 --> 00:29:44,483 ... First question: What is your idea of a romantic date? 597 00:29:44,778 --> 00:29:45,978 Romantic date? 598 00:29:47,005 --> 00:29:49,445 In movies, women enjoy walking on the sand. 599 00:29:52,345 --> 00:29:56,305 Okay, walks on the beach. 600 00:29:56,591 --> 00:29:57,914 Would you mind not telling anyone 601 00:29:57,939 --> 00:29:59,342 that you're helping me do this? 602 00:29:59,957 --> 00:30:00,957 Yeah, of course. 603 00:30:02,671 --> 00:30:04,711 I thought that was you two. 604 00:30:06,338 --> 00:30:08,658 Who all here has Josh tried to kiss? 605 00:30:09,996 --> 00:30:12,116 I-I just wanted to say hello. 606 00:30:12,140 --> 00:30:14,056 This is a smear campaign. 607 00:30:14,133 --> 00:30:16,893 Hello. How are you, Josh? 608 00:30:16,918 --> 00:30:18,885 Great. Great! I... 609 00:30:19,527 --> 00:30:21,887 got another job at a different startup. 610 00:30:22,752 --> 00:30:24,234 Better pay. Better hours. 611 00:30:24,269 --> 00:30:27,304 Less, um, less headaches. 612 00:30:28,798 --> 00:30:30,657 Yeah, but hey, you know, 613 00:30:30,682 --> 00:30:33,222 I wish Speckulate all the luck in the world. 614 00:30:34,756 --> 00:30:36,155 No hard feelings. 615 00:30:36,157 --> 00:30:37,397 No hard feelings. 616 00:30:38,776 --> 00:30:40,296 Okay. Well, see you around. 617 00:30:44,716 --> 00:30:45,816 That was sus. 618 00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:50,541 Suspect. 619 00:30:50,566 --> 00:30:52,706 Ah. Why do you say that? 620 00:30:53,876 --> 00:30:55,318 Well, you fired him. 621 00:30:55,605 --> 00:30:57,756 You really don't think he's holding a grudge? 622 00:30:57,780 --> 00:30:58,860 Oh. 623 00:31:00,158 --> 00:31:01,398 That is sus. 624 00:31:23,116 --> 00:31:25,166 Did the '90s follow up with a fax 625 00:31:25,191 --> 00:31:27,391 and ask for George Michael's entire thing back? 626 00:31:38,037 --> 00:31:39,537 Oh, it's you. 627 00:31:43,632 --> 00:31:45,841 Look, I'm sorry I tore into you last night, 628 00:31:45,866 --> 00:31:47,553 but, you know, even a happy heckler 629 00:31:47,578 --> 00:31:48,681 can mess up a comedian's set. 630 00:31:48,705 --> 00:31:49,939 It's all about timing. 631 00:31:49,964 --> 00:31:52,132 Right. I, I totally understand. 632 00:31:52,157 --> 00:31:53,357 Uh, my bad. 633 00:31:55,259 --> 00:31:56,419 But you are funny. 634 00:31:57,097 --> 00:31:58,617 - I am? - Yeah. 635 00:32:00,063 --> 00:32:02,292 Hey, Alice, Lindsay's here. 636 00:32:02,317 --> 00:32:03,607 They're here. They're... 637 00:32:03,632 --> 00:32:05,341 uh, here. 638 00:32:06,433 --> 00:32:07,616 - Hey. - Hey. 639 00:32:07,641 --> 00:32:09,410 I was just telling your friend she's funny. 640 00:32:09,472 --> 00:32:11,126 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. She's a stand-up. 641 00:32:11,150 --> 00:32:12,294 - So are, so are we. - Oh. 642 00:32:12,318 --> 00:32:14,702 I haven't technically stood up, yet. 643 00:32:14,727 --> 00:32:17,296 Well, she does hilarious bits on Insta, though. 644 00:32:17,321 --> 00:32:19,321 - You should check her out. - All right. 645 00:32:19,346 --> 00:32:22,310 Hey, do you think that we could get a picture? 646 00:32:22,487 --> 00:32:23,870 Sure. 647 00:32:23,895 --> 00:32:25,320 Let's do this. 648 00:32:25,345 --> 00:32:27,838 - Ooh! Uh! - Hey, can you take a picture of us? 649 00:32:27,863 --> 00:32:29,883 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - Love it. 650 00:32:29,908 --> 00:32:31,365 Okay, guys. 651 00:32:31,797 --> 00:32:32,797 Smile. 652 00:32:33,882 --> 00:32:35,576 Okay, so don't screw up my set tonight. 653 00:32:35,601 --> 00:32:37,413 I won't. Thanks! 654 00:32:37,438 --> 00:32:39,388 - Bye! - She won't! 655 00:32:39,413 --> 00:32:41,093 Lindsay Brady. Lindsay Brady! 656 00:32:41,715 --> 00:32:43,501 That was Lindsay Brady! 657 00:32:43,526 --> 00:32:45,018 Oh, my gosh, look! 658 00:32:45,043 --> 00:32:46,563 Oh, my gosh, I look good. 659 00:32:52,061 --> 00:32:53,061 Hey. 660 00:32:53,413 --> 00:32:54,413 Hey. 661 00:32:56,261 --> 00:32:57,681 So, I did the interview. 662 00:32:58,166 --> 00:32:59,286 How'd it go? 663 00:33:00,498 --> 00:33:02,498 I don't know. I haven't looked at it yet. 664 00:33:03,466 --> 00:33:06,041 Can you just tell me if it's good or bad? 665 00:33:06,066 --> 00:33:08,126 'Cause I don't want to look at it. 666 00:33:11,616 --> 00:33:13,833 "Bold AF LA Artist 667 00:33:13,858 --> 00:33:15,836 Everyone Will Be Talking About, 668 00:33:15,861 --> 00:33:17,369 If They Aren't Already." 669 00:33:17,394 --> 00:33:19,314 Are you kidding me? 670 00:33:20,530 --> 00:33:23,340 "Everything about the work of Gael Martinez shows 671 00:33:23,365 --> 00:33:25,514 the promise of an artist ready to break out 672 00:33:25,539 --> 00:33:27,771 and shake up the art world. 673 00:33:27,796 --> 00:33:30,356 If you don't know him now, you will." 674 00:33:33,843 --> 00:33:35,875 Oh, my God. 675 00:33:37,775 --> 00:33:39,302 We have to celebrate! 676 00:33:39,327 --> 00:33:40,567 With everyone. 677 00:33:42,097 --> 00:33:44,017 Oh, give me a second. 678 00:33:45,554 --> 00:33:47,434 - Hey. - Did you see it? 679 00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:49,799 - I did. - I told you! 680 00:33:50,207 --> 00:33:51,890 I can't believe it! 681 00:33:51,915 --> 00:33:53,273 I really can't. 682 00:33:53,298 --> 00:33:54,812 - I can. - Thank you. 683 00:33:54,837 --> 00:33:56,362 This is because of you. 684 00:33:56,387 --> 00:33:59,262 Oh, all I did was turn them on to a talented artist. 685 00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:00,547 You did everything else. 686 00:34:00,802 --> 00:34:02,630 But look, I'm taking you out to celebrate. 687 00:34:02,655 --> 00:34:05,280 So, uh, get ready and meet me at Perch in 20 minutes. 688 00:34:08,669 --> 00:34:10,402 Hey, so Elijah wanted to... 689 00:34:10,427 --> 00:34:12,606 Yeah, no, you should go celebrate with him. 690 00:34:12,947 --> 00:34:14,187 Have fun! 691 00:34:14,251 --> 00:34:15,849 You wanna pick this up tomorrow night? 692 00:34:15,874 --> 00:34:17,124 Sure. 693 00:34:17,149 --> 00:34:19,190 All right. 694 00:34:28,069 --> 00:34:30,147 I have got those fabric swatches for you. 695 00:34:30,172 --> 00:34:32,317 Dope. Just, uh, leave 'em on my desk. 696 00:34:32,329 --> 00:34:33,569 I'll get to 'em tomorrow. 697 00:34:34,746 --> 00:34:37,764 Wait, did you frame that? 698 00:34:37,789 --> 00:34:41,299 Gael did, as a thank you for Jazmin's dress. 699 00:34:41,324 --> 00:34:43,609 Okay, but does he know that you paid for that review? 700 00:34:43,634 --> 00:34:46,635 No, and he's not going to because I paid for his, too. 701 00:34:46,660 --> 00:34:48,355 Oh, how much did that cost you? 702 00:34:49,100 --> 00:34:50,936 You have got it bad for that boy. 703 00:34:50,961 --> 00:34:52,705 Look, it wasn't about publicity for him, 704 00:34:52,730 --> 00:34:54,090 he just needed a confidence boost. 705 00:34:55,115 --> 00:34:58,055 And, uh, seriously, he can never know. 706 00:35:01,629 --> 00:35:03,629 _ 707 00:35:04,271 --> 00:35:07,948 Washed up in places I never gave permission. 708 00:35:08,975 --> 00:35:12,055 But I'll tell you one thing, I've never been more radiant. 709 00:35:13,061 --> 00:35:14,697 So I'm from Arizona. 710 00:35:14,721 --> 00:35:15,978 Okay, take it easy. 711 00:35:16,003 --> 00:35:18,053 It's not a choice, I was born this way. 712 00:35:18,078 --> 00:35:20,362 It's a tough place to be from, took us ten years... 713 00:35:20,387 --> 00:35:22,662 - Hey. - ... to recognize MLK Day. 714 00:35:22,687 --> 00:35:23,903 Oh. 715 00:35:23,928 --> 00:35:25,417 Is that Lindsay's Insta? 716 00:35:25,441 --> 00:35:27,156 Um, yeah. 717 00:35:27,358 --> 00:35:28,358 They followed me. 718 00:35:29,927 --> 00:35:30,992 Oh. 719 00:35:31,017 --> 00:35:32,597 And they liked one of my videos! 720 00:35:32,622 --> 00:35:35,039 The one where I'm the old lady who's pissed at the bidet. 721 00:35:36,606 --> 00:35:38,673 - That's great. - Yeah, it is. 722 00:35:38,698 --> 00:35:40,658 Um, it's a major promotion, you know. 723 00:35:41,516 --> 00:35:42,636 Okay. 724 00:35:43,420 --> 00:35:45,270 Okay? What does that mean? 725 00:35:45,604 --> 00:35:48,257 It means, they totally humiliated you, 726 00:35:48,686 --> 00:35:51,926 in front of everyone at their show last night. 727 00:35:52,967 --> 00:35:56,167 And now, because they're following you, 728 00:35:56,904 --> 00:35:58,354 suddenly all is forgiven? 729 00:35:58,379 --> 00:36:00,391 They actually apologized. 730 00:36:00,966 --> 00:36:02,260 They were there again tonight, 731 00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:03,868 and we ran into each other in the restroom, 732 00:36:03,892 --> 00:36:05,730 and at first, they were like, "It's you!" 733 00:36:05,754 --> 00:36:06,996 I was like, "Oh, shit!" 734 00:36:07,020 --> 00:36:08,101 But then, they were really nice, 735 00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:09,685 and they actually said I was funny. 736 00:36:10,905 --> 00:36:14,624 And did you... happen to mention your partner, 737 00:36:14,759 --> 00:36:15,999 who they totally burned? 738 00:36:17,010 --> 00:36:18,768 No. 739 00:36:18,793 --> 00:36:20,601 That didn't come up. 740 00:36:23,018 --> 00:36:26,044 Look, it's not like we're BFFs. 741 00:36:26,311 --> 00:36:27,895 They just liked one of my videos, 742 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:29,544 and this could be really good exposure for me 743 00:36:29,546 --> 00:36:31,114 in the comedy world. 744 00:36:31,487 --> 00:36:34,338 You're the one who told me to go back out there 745 00:36:34,363 --> 00:36:35,864 and make connections. 746 00:36:35,889 --> 00:36:38,400 Lindsay Brady is a huge connection. 747 00:36:38,425 --> 00:36:39,425 I know that. 748 00:36:41,037 --> 00:36:42,557 I just don't trust them... 749 00:36:44,713 --> 00:36:46,249 and I want you to be careful. 750 00:36:46,999 --> 00:36:47,999 I will. 751 00:36:49,303 --> 00:36:51,669 This is a big deal. 752 00:36:54,156 --> 00:36:56,247 Well, they think you're funny, 753 00:36:56,956 --> 00:36:58,996 so at least they have good taste. 754 00:37:03,714 --> 00:37:05,734 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 755 00:37:11,801 --> 00:37:15,001 _ 756 00:37:24,825 --> 00:37:26,825 _ 757 00:37:35,850 --> 00:37:37,504 I guess I should have just told him 758 00:37:37,528 --> 00:37:40,128 that I was having drinks with Evan in the first place, 759 00:37:40,571 --> 00:37:42,811 but he's already so jealous of him as it is. 760 00:37:43,167 --> 00:37:45,926 Are you going to keep helping Evan with his dating profile? 761 00:37:47,487 --> 00:37:48,727 I guess. 762 00:37:49,590 --> 00:37:51,401 He was so cute, and I feel bad for him. 763 00:37:51,426 --> 00:37:54,653 Why don't you just tell Raj that that's what it was all about. 764 00:37:54,678 --> 00:37:56,158 I said I wouldn't tell anyone. 765 00:37:56,279 --> 00:37:58,038 Yeah, but he's your boyfriend, 766 00:37:58,063 --> 00:37:59,463 and you have to be honest with him. 767 00:38:00,644 --> 00:38:02,278 Right. 768 00:38:02,303 --> 00:38:03,543 How's your boyfriend? 769 00:38:10,195 --> 00:38:12,965 Divestments, selling off underperforming units, 770 00:38:12,990 --> 00:38:14,915 layoffs, some tax shelter work. 771 00:38:16,410 --> 00:38:18,431 We had to get our son a tutor for the ISEEs. 772 00:38:18,455 --> 00:38:21,557 Oh, us too. Dylan wants to go to Harvard-Westlake. 773 00:38:24,445 --> 00:38:26,073 What kind of law do you practice? 774 00:38:26,098 --> 00:38:27,684 I mostly fight government regulation 775 00:38:27,708 --> 00:38:29,533 of antitrust or anticompetitive practices 776 00:38:29,558 --> 00:38:30,918 of the corporations we represent. 777 00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:36,245 - Uh, what's the ISEEs? - Independent School Entrance Exams. 778 00:38:36,270 --> 00:38:37,572 It's worse than the SATs. 779 00:38:37,597 --> 00:38:40,054 Yeah, but you don't want to send your kids to public school. 780 00:38:47,222 --> 00:38:48,780 We went with Duchateau floors 781 00:38:48,805 --> 00:38:51,470 which our interior designer insisted on, 782 00:38:51,495 --> 00:38:53,205 but her installer glued them down 783 00:38:53,230 --> 00:38:55,353 instead of nailing, and now they're buckling. 784 00:38:55,377 --> 00:38:56,537 Oh, no. 785 00:38:56,561 --> 00:38:57,628 Yes! 786 00:38:57,653 --> 00:38:59,366 Luckily, we're going to Napa for two weeks 787 00:38:59,391 --> 00:39:02,100 while they rip them out, but it is still a nightmare. 788 00:39:02,125 --> 00:39:04,560 Napa is beautiful this time of year. 789 00:39:04,637 --> 00:39:06,070 Oh, I know. 790 00:39:06,146 --> 00:39:08,556 You know, I thought I was busy when I was working, 791 00:39:08,581 --> 00:39:10,781 but this remodel has been so stressful. 792 00:39:11,722 --> 00:39:13,404 I really need a vacation. 793 00:39:22,427 --> 00:39:23,684 Callie? 794 00:39:23,998 --> 00:39:25,078 There you are. 795 00:39:28,487 --> 00:39:29,620 Everything okay? 796 00:39:29,622 --> 00:39:30,913 No. 797 00:39:32,675 --> 00:39:33,675 No, I'm scared. 798 00:39:35,369 --> 00:39:36,995 I'm never going to fit into your world, 799 00:39:37,020 --> 00:39:38,036 and I don't want to. 800 00:39:38,061 --> 00:39:40,579 I don't want to quit my career 801 00:39:40,604 --> 00:39:43,681 to raise our kids and remodel our home. 802 00:39:43,706 --> 00:39:46,706 I can't be the wife you need to succeed in all of this. 803 00:39:51,085 --> 00:39:52,085 I love you... 804 00:39:53,191 --> 00:39:55,231 but I don't think we want the same things. 805 00:40:00,168 --> 00:40:01,408 There you are. 806 00:40:03,095 --> 00:40:04,335 Everything okay? 807 00:40:06,171 --> 00:40:08,691 Yeah. I was just taking a break. 808 00:40:13,113 --> 00:40:15,881 Uh, we can get out of here if you're ready? 809 00:40:15,905 --> 00:40:17,705 - Sure, if you are. - Mm-hmm. 810 00:40:20,712 --> 00:40:22,032 You never answered my question. 811 00:40:27,769 --> 00:40:30,177 I am a registered Republican, 812 00:40:31,382 --> 00:40:33,382 but I didn't vote for the current president. 813 00:40:46,241 --> 00:40:47,241 We're fine. 814 00:40:55,708 --> 00:40:57,028 It's like deja vu all over again. 815 00:40:58,374 --> 00:41:00,967 He really needs to invest in some serious curtains. 816 00:41:06,849 --> 00:41:08,409 I think he's really into this one. 817 00:41:10,485 --> 00:41:13,025 Well, I'm not sticking around for the show this time. 818 00:41:19,656 --> 00:41:20,896 Mariana? 819 00:41:26,692 --> 00:41:28,192 All right, coming. 820 00:41:28,216 --> 00:41:33,216 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 59070

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