Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,150
What's going on?
2
00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:04,000
Billy's getting out of rehab.
What's your new name, then?
3
00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:08,700
William. It's the same as Billy,
but it's the more adult version.
4
00:00:08,750 --> 00:00:13,500
Look at me. Look in my...eyes!
5
00:00:13,540 --> 00:00:14,980
I got the part!
6
00:00:15,020 --> 00:00:17,860
I'm so happy! I really needed this
today, it was such a horrible...
7
00:00:17,900 --> 00:00:21,900
Sorry.
8
00:00:27,780 --> 00:00:29,100
We will have to hurry.
9
00:00:29,140 --> 00:00:31,260
The weather will be on us like a
dark cat.
10
00:00:31,300 --> 00:00:34,580
How will we tell Sir John this is
all that's left of his family farm?
11
00:00:34,620 --> 00:00:36,100
The fire!
12
00:00:36,140 --> 00:00:37,140
It came!
13
00:00:40,100 --> 00:00:41,420
The fire...
14
00:00:41,460 --> 00:00:42,780
it came and it took...
15
00:00:42,820 --> 00:00:44,820
Cut! Sorry!
16
00:00:44,860 --> 00:00:46,260
Sorry about that.
17
00:00:46,300 --> 00:00:47,940
No, I'm fine now. I just...
18
00:00:47,980 --> 00:00:50,020
Totally fine. God, I'm sorry, Marcella.
19
00:00:50,060 --> 00:00:51,500
OK. That's fine, it's just I'm..
20
00:00:51,540 --> 00:00:53,820
I'm pulling a cart, you know?
21
00:00:53,860 --> 00:00:57,140
Uh, maybe have a sip of water?
Uh, no. No.
22
00:00:57,180 --> 00:00:59,100
I think my character is a
23
00:00:59,140 --> 00:01:01,060
dry type of person, so...
24
00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:05,100
OK, reset everyone.
We're going to go again.
25
00:01:06,380 --> 00:01:07,820
We will have to hurry.
26
00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:10,540
The weather will be on us like a
dark cat.
27
00:01:10,580 --> 00:01:14,580
How will we tell Sir John this is
all that's left of his family farm?
28
00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:17,900
The fire, it came...
29
00:01:17,940 --> 00:01:19,220
and took it took everything.
30
00:01:19,260 --> 00:01:21,140
Sorry. Oh, my God. Cut!
31
00:01:21,180 --> 00:01:22,980
So, so sorry. Uh...
32
00:01:23,020 --> 00:01:25,700
Maybe it's fine. Maybe a tiny sip of
water though just cos it's a...
33
00:01:25,740 --> 00:01:28,100
it's a proper full cart, you know.
It's supposed to be...
34
00:01:28,140 --> 00:01:30,620
It ought to be pulled by a horse.
35
00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:34,060
It's fine, though. It's fine.
36
00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:37,340
I'm just having a great time to...
Just happy to be here.
37
00:01:37,380 --> 00:01:41,380
So is this guy.
38
00:01:49,580 --> 00:01:51,300
So, Marcella.
39
00:01:51,340 --> 00:01:53,660
So good to see you in high spirit.
40
00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:56,860
Yeah, it's just...it's really sweet
just to be working on an actual film
41
00:01:56,900 --> 00:01:58,980
set. You know,
I still can't believe I got the part.
42
00:01:59,020 --> 00:02:01,540
Like, 23 people auditioned for it.
43
00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:03,820
And it's nice to actually get a part.
44
00:02:03,860 --> 00:02:05,660
So, you know, I'm not deluded.
45
00:02:05,700 --> 00:02:08,700
I am an actor.
And John, my driving instructor,
46
00:02:08,740 --> 00:02:11,460
thinks that I am ready to take my
test soon,
47
00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:14,260
so it's just been a really lucky
few days.
48
00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:18,300
Yep, well... Just a little word
about the acting role. OK.
49
00:02:20,820 --> 00:02:24,140
Well done.
50
00:02:24,180 --> 00:02:26,780
OK...
51
00:02:26,820 --> 00:02:28,900
I've had better responses to
a compliment.
52
00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:30,660
Oh, OK. When you said "a word,"
53
00:02:30,700 --> 00:02:33,380
I was like, "a word", you know, like...
54
00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:35,980
I thought the compliment was
just you lubing me up before you...
55
00:02:36,020 --> 00:02:37,180
Lubing you?
56
00:02:37,220 --> 00:02:40,220
Yeah, sorry, forget...
What I meant was thank you.
57
00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:41,540
But "lubing you"?
58
00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:43,020
It's a turn of phrase.
59
00:02:43,060 --> 00:02:46,700
You know,
lubing me up with a compliment before...
60
00:02:46,740 --> 00:02:48,140
bumming me with criticism.
61
00:02:48,180 --> 00:02:49,580
Bumming you?! With criticism!
62
00:02:49,620 --> 00:02:53,620
Like, it's a horrible metaphor,
I shouldn't have...
63
00:02:53,780 --> 00:02:56,980
I don't think you're trying to bum me.
OK, OK.
64
00:02:57,020 --> 00:02:59,580
Um, well, the compliment still stands.
65
00:02:59,620 --> 00:03:02,220
And I don't think you've had a lucky
week, Marcella.
66
00:03:02,260 --> 00:03:05,300
I think you're reaping the rewards
of perseverance.
67
00:03:05,340 --> 00:03:07,460
When was the last time you persevered.
68
00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:08,740
I mean, really persevered?
69
00:03:08,780 --> 00:03:12,780
Held on for something that you wanted?
70
00:03:18,420 --> 00:03:19,780
What's that?
71
00:03:19,820 --> 00:03:22,260
Wasn't the exhaust, was it?
72
00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:24,340
Was that your stomach?
73
00:03:24,380 --> 00:03:27,580
Oh, God.
I'm in a little trouble here, Luce.
74
00:03:27,620 --> 00:03:31,620
Don't you dare shit in the car!
75
00:03:33,340 --> 00:03:36,420
Oh, God, why am I sweating so much?
I mean, what is that?
76
00:03:36,460 --> 00:03:38,940
Is that the shit that's trying to
get out of my face?
77
00:03:38,980 --> 00:03:40,740
Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze.
78
00:03:40,780 --> 00:03:44,780
Don't shit in my car!
79
00:03:45,260 --> 00:03:48,340
Fuck!
80
00:03:48,380 --> 00:03:52,380
Get out, get out, get out! Go!
81
00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:58,700
Afternoon.
82
00:04:03,820 --> 00:04:07,820
Please!
83
00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:12,220
Yeah, I'm busting.
84
00:04:12,260 --> 00:04:15,700
I'm in real trouble here. Like...bad.
85
00:04:15,740 --> 00:04:18,460
I'm fucking going to kill you.
86
00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:19,780
I've got L30.
87
00:04:19,820 --> 00:04:21,900
That is all yours! Do you hear that?
88
00:04:21,940 --> 00:04:25,100
You are a bad person! I can hear you!
89
00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:26,580
Don't you dare.
90
00:04:26,620 --> 00:04:28,180
Don't you put that on Instagram, mate!
91
00:04:28,220 --> 00:04:29,860
Oh, it's funny, is it?
Never had to shit?!
92
00:04:29,900 --> 00:04:31,700
That horrible lady is gone.
93
00:04:31,740 --> 00:04:33,500
It's just me now.
94
00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:37,460
Hello? I'm an old lady now.
95
00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:39,660
A little old lady.
96
00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:43,580
Please.
97
00:04:51,820 --> 00:04:55,820
Begone.
98
00:05:05,860 --> 00:05:09,780
It's more than a feeling
More than a feeling
99
00:05:09,820 --> 00:05:13,820
When I hear Marianne walk away.
100
00:05:22,081 --> 00:05:24,754
That was a disgusting story.
101
00:05:24,755 --> 00:05:28,755
I think that was probably the most
focused I've been in my entire life.
102
00:05:36,777 --> 00:05:39,057
A duke, no less. That's great news.
103
00:05:39,097 --> 00:05:42,177
I'm delighted for you, pet. Delighted!
104
00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:45,897
I have a bit of news myself.
105
00:05:45,937 --> 00:05:48,497
Orlando has come out.
106
00:05:48,537 --> 00:05:49,977
Of where?
107
00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,977
The closet!
108
00:05:52,017 --> 00:05:53,017
Mum, Orlando's a cat.
109
00:05:53,057 --> 00:05:56,297
Cats can't...cats can't come out.
110
00:05:56,337 --> 00:05:58,137
Orlando doesn't talk to you,
does he, Mum?
111
00:05:58,177 --> 00:05:59,817
Well, of course he doesn't.
112
00:05:59,857 --> 00:06:01,737
But he wanted me to know all right.
113
00:06:03,777 --> 00:06:05,097
You are winding me up.
114
00:06:05,137 --> 00:06:06,617
Listen.
115
00:06:06,657 --> 00:06:09,337
I walked into the kitchen to make a
cup of tea at three in the morning.
116
00:06:09,377 --> 00:06:12,577
And himself and Timmy, you know,
the raggedy black-and-white fella.
117
00:06:12,617 --> 00:06:15,737
They were going at it hell for
leather beside the washing machine.
118
00:06:15,777 --> 00:06:17,897
At first I thought they were fighting.
119
00:06:17,937 --> 00:06:20,177
And then I got closer. Jesus!
120
00:06:20,217 --> 00:06:22,457
They were clean mad for each other.
121
00:06:22,497 --> 00:06:24,657
It was pure Horseback Mountain.
122
00:06:24,697 --> 00:06:26,457
Brokeback Mountain.
123
00:06:26,497 --> 00:06:28,217
Yeah, that image is so odd, I...
124
00:06:28,257 --> 00:06:29,537
I don't even know what to say.
125
00:06:29,577 --> 00:06:31,337
Just be pleased for him.
126
00:06:31,377 --> 00:06:34,097
He's having a good week, too.
127
00:06:34,137 --> 00:06:35,897
Anyways, I need to go back to set.
128
00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:39,937
Just, before you go, I don't suppose
you happened to see Billy...
129
00:06:40,337 --> 00:06:42,417
William last night, did you?
130
00:06:42,457 --> 00:06:44,257
Oh, for fuck's sake.
He didn't come home?
131
00:06:44,297 --> 00:06:46,657
Oh, now don't get overexcited.
He's a grown man.
132
00:06:46,697 --> 00:06:48,137
And he was with Simon, so...
133
00:06:48,177 --> 00:06:49,617
Oh, come off it, mum.
134
00:06:49,657 --> 00:06:51,417
Well, I'm sorry I asked now.
135
00:06:51,457 --> 00:06:53,577
Look, don't you worry about it.
136
00:06:53,617 --> 00:06:55,577
You just get off.
137
00:06:59,737 --> 00:07:01,577
Hello, Simon, pet!
138
00:07:01,617 --> 00:07:04,337
It's Moira! Thanks for calling me back.
139
00:07:04,377 --> 00:07:07,137
Oh, no worries. Is everything OK?
Marcella all right?
140
00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,417
Oh, Marce is fine!
141
00:07:09,457 --> 00:07:12,257
She's got an acting job, no less.
142
00:07:12,297 --> 00:07:14,337
Really? Oh, that's great.
143
00:07:14,377 --> 00:07:16,177
And I was...
144
00:07:16,217 --> 00:07:18,737
I was just wondering, erm,
145
00:07:18,777 --> 00:07:22,777
if you happened to see Billy...
uh, William at all,
146
00:07:22,937 --> 00:07:26,177
only his phone is off and I seem to
remember that he mentioned he was
147
00:07:26,217 --> 00:07:29,537
meeting you last night.
148
00:07:29,577 --> 00:07:32,137
Yeah. I mean...
149
00:07:32,177 --> 00:07:33,777
Yeah, that's right.
150
00:07:33,817 --> 00:07:35,817
We, I mean...
151
00:07:35,857 --> 00:07:37,177
Oh, Simon!
152
00:07:37,217 --> 00:07:38,377
Sorry, Moira. Yeah, OK.
153
00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:41,417
I'll make some calls.
I'll try and find him.
154
00:07:41,457 --> 00:07:43,937
Thanks, Simon. No worries.
155
00:07:43,977 --> 00:07:47,977
So, Marcella's got an acting job?
Oh, yes, she does, yep.
156
00:07:48,017 --> 00:07:49,697
And it's the real McCoy.
157
00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:52,657
She's running around holding ducks
and everything.
158
00:07:52,697 --> 00:07:55,657
Ducks? She turned up the other day
covered in shite.
159
00:07:55,697 --> 00:07:57,057
It's method stuff.
160
00:07:57,097 --> 00:08:00,817
Like Daniel Day.
He would hold his own ducks.
161
00:08:00,857 --> 00:08:03,297
The real actors hold the animals.
162
00:08:03,337 --> 00:08:06,017
Yeah, great.
Right, well, I'll let you go, pet.
163
00:08:06,057 --> 00:08:08,297
And do let me go if you hear from Billy,
right?
164
00:08:08,337 --> 00:08:10,497
All right. Bye, Moira. Bye.
165
00:08:10,537 --> 00:08:12,217
Ah, William.
166
00:08:12,257 --> 00:08:14,217
I...I didn't hold the duck.
167
00:08:14,257 --> 00:08:17,217
The lead actress holds the duck.
I pull a cart.
168
00:08:17,257 --> 00:08:20,457
The duck just shat on me.
169
00:08:20,497 --> 00:08:22,897
Oh.
170
00:08:31,777 --> 00:08:35,217
Ah, this is great. So, gentlemen,
we're going to go for a wide..
171
00:08:35,257 --> 00:08:37,257
we're running a little
172
00:08:37,297 --> 00:08:40,337
behind on time, so just stay with me,
OK? Thanks, guys.
173
00:08:40,377 --> 00:08:42,137
These fucking hiccups!
174
00:08:42,177 --> 00:08:43,897
Every single day!
175
00:08:43,937 --> 00:08:45,577
Hiccups! What are we going to do?
176
00:08:45,617 --> 00:08:46,977
I mean, can we go with the hiccups?
177
00:08:47,017 --> 00:08:48,697
No,
of course we can't go with the hiccups!
178
00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,737
She's ruining everything!
I can't cure hiccups.
179
00:08:50,777 --> 00:08:54,017
I understand you can't cure it,
but I need some kind of support.
180
00:08:54,057 --> 00:08:57,177
Sarah, you've got a massive spider
in your cleavage!
181
00:08:57,217 --> 00:08:58,577
What?! No! No!
182
00:08:58,617 --> 00:09:02,377
Help! Help! Get it off me! Get it
off me! Help! Oh! Oh, God! No! Help!
183
00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:05,417
Get it off! Help! Help me! Get it out!
184
00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:08,377
It's gone! It's gone, it's gone,
it's gone. What?! It's gone.
185
00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:10,137
It must be inside me! No, no!
186
00:09:10,177 --> 00:09:13,417
Oh, my God, it's inside me!
It's inside! I can feel it.
187
00:09:13,457 --> 00:09:15,057
I can feel it in my vagina!
188
00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:17,137
No! Oh, I can feel it in my vagina!
189
00:09:17,177 --> 00:09:19,057
No! I can feel it in my vagina!
190
00:09:19,097 --> 00:09:23,097
I'm going to die!
191
00:09:23,857 --> 00:09:26,417
What's wrong with her vagina?
Sarah. Sarah?
192
00:09:26,457 --> 00:09:28,337
Sarah, there's no spider.
193
00:09:28,377 --> 00:09:31,897
Come on, Sarah. Come on, Sarah.
194
00:09:31,937 --> 00:09:34,497
A spider sort of got... Legs. Legs.
195
00:09:34,537 --> 00:09:36,777
Legs. The legs.
196
00:09:36,817 --> 00:09:39,037
It's gone. It's gone now, anyway.
197
00:09:43,555 --> 00:09:45,355
You're fine.
198
00:09:45,395 --> 00:09:46,875
No-one's in.
199
00:09:46,915 --> 00:09:49,115
Oh, thank God.
200
00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:53,875
Fuck me, it's four o'clock.
201
00:09:53,915 --> 00:09:55,995
I missed you.
202
00:09:56,035 --> 00:09:57,875
Why do you think...
203
00:09:57,915 --> 00:09:59,995
we never made a go of things?
204
00:10:00,035 --> 00:10:04,035
Luce, I'm in recovery at the moment,
I can't commit to anyone.
205
00:10:04,275 --> 00:10:06,595
You know, my sobriety has got to be
the most... I know.
206
00:10:06,635 --> 00:10:10,115
No, I don't even want that, I just...
207
00:10:10,155 --> 00:10:12,315
I don't want this,
and I hate lying to Marce, so...
208
00:10:14,595 --> 00:10:16,195
It's Marce.
209
00:10:16,235 --> 00:10:18,155
Oh, no! What are we going to do?!
210
00:10:19,395 --> 00:10:20,715
Hey, Marce.
211
00:10:20,755 --> 00:10:21,955
Hey Luce, you in?
212
00:10:21,995 --> 00:10:24,155
Yeah. Yeah, w-w-why, where are you?
213
00:10:24,195 --> 00:10:27,155
Well, filming finished early
cos I gave someone a breakdown.
214
00:10:27,195 --> 00:10:29,035
I'm in the supermarket,
do you want anything?
215
00:10:29,075 --> 00:10:30,955
No, no, no, I'm fine, mate.
216
00:10:30,995 --> 00:10:32,355
I'm going out in a bit, so...
217
00:10:32,395 --> 00:10:33,475
Is Car in?
218
00:10:33,515 --> 00:10:35,115
No, s-she's not back yet.
219
00:10:35,155 --> 00:10:37,035
OK, all right, speak to you later.
220
00:10:37,075 --> 00:10:39,515
Bye. Bye-bye.
221
00:10:43,635 --> 00:10:45,275
I can't...
222
00:10:45,315 --> 00:10:46,595
bear it.
223
00:10:46,635 --> 00:10:47,875
I cannot...
224
00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:49,795
bear it! I mean what are you doing?
225
00:10:53,475 --> 00:10:55,435
Well, those eggs are broken.
226
00:10:55,475 --> 00:10:56,515
What are you doing here?
227
00:10:56,555 --> 00:10:57,995
Why didn't you take a basket?
228
00:10:58,035 --> 00:11:01,115
I mean, I can sort of understand the
taking a risk w-with some bread
229
00:11:01,155 --> 00:11:02,155
o-or maybe some tins...
230
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:05,115
What can I say, John,
I like to live dangerously.
231
00:11:05,155 --> 00:11:06,875
What's in your bas...oh!
232
00:11:06,915 --> 00:11:08,556
Uh... Very fancy!
No erm...yeah, it's,
233
00:11:08,756 --> 00:11:10,915
well, it's my date that I
remember told you about.
234
00:11:12,075 --> 00:11:13,635
"Date." What?
235
00:11:13,675 --> 00:11:15,475
Just hate that phrase, "date."
236
00:11:15,515 --> 00:11:17,115
So American. "Date."
237
00:11:17,155 --> 00:11:19,195
OK, what would you call
238
00:11:19,235 --> 00:11:22,675
meeting up w-with a woman that
you're interested in romantically
239
00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:24,435
at an agreed time and place?
240
00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:26,355
Boring.
241
00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:28,355
It wasn't boring. Oh!
242
00:11:28,395 --> 00:11:29,835
Went very well...
243
00:11:29,875 --> 00:11:33,515
Well, good for you. Nice. S-She's actually,
she's coming over for dinner tonight so...
244
00:11:33,555 --> 00:11:35,515
Oh, cool.
245
00:11:38,675 --> 00:11:41,395
Oh, it's Karen, my date.
246
00:11:41,435 --> 00:11:43,835
She's cancelled, she's...
247
00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:45,155
She's broken her arm.
248
00:11:45,195 --> 00:11:47,075
Wow!
249
00:11:47,115 --> 00:11:48,475
Broken her arm?
250
00:11:48,515 --> 00:11:49,955
Sounds like bullshit, mate.
251
00:11:49,995 --> 00:11:52,595
Do you think? Yes.
252
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:59,195
I mean...it might not be bullshit,
253
00:11:59,235 --> 00:12:00,475
she might have broken her arm.
254
00:12:00,515 --> 00:12:01,995
I don't know her, got weak arms?
255
00:12:02,035 --> 00:12:04,995
She's got lovely arms.
All right, OK, maybe she has then.
256
00:12:05,035 --> 00:12:07,035
Yeah. OK, yeah.
257
00:12:07,075 --> 00:12:08,835
I guess. Right? Yeah.
258
00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:12,875
Right, well, erm...I better go and
put this stuff back.
259
00:12:15,795 --> 00:12:17,995
Oh, see you back...
260
00:12:18,035 --> 00:12:20,155
Hey!
261
00:12:20,195 --> 00:12:24,195
Why don't we go for a drink?
262
00:12:25,115 --> 00:12:26,995
What, now? Yeah, fuck it!
263
00:12:27,035 --> 00:12:29,635
It's not like you got a date.
264
00:12:29,675 --> 00:12:31,915
OK, yeah. Yeah?
265
00:12:31,955 --> 00:12:33,195
Fuck it!
266
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,395
Marcella, there is something deeply
wrong with you.
267
00:12:36,435 --> 00:12:40,435
Just dump that.
268
00:12:43,235 --> 00:12:46,955
What were you trying to do? I was trying
to scare her to get rid of the hiccups.
269
00:12:46,995 --> 00:12:49,955
Poor girl, no, I-I actually,
I knew a guy like that once,
270
00:12:49,995 --> 00:12:52,555
when I was a broker.
He used to cry when he saw mice.
271
00:12:52,595 --> 00:12:53,995
You were a broker? Yeah.
272
00:12:54,035 --> 00:12:55,675
Like "buy, buy, sell, sell"?
273
00:12:55,715 --> 00:12:57,115
Yeah, yeah, e-exactly like that.
274
00:12:57,155 --> 00:13:00,235
What happened?
No, I was...I was really shit,
275
00:13:00,275 --> 00:13:02,115
something I kind of fell into and erm...
276
00:13:02,155 --> 00:13:04,435
took me a while to realise
that I hated it.
277
00:13:04,475 --> 00:13:06,275
So you became a driving instructor?
278
00:13:06,315 --> 00:13:08,384
Yeah, that'd be why...
Well, that's one of the things...
279
00:13:08,584 --> 00:13:10,315
Well, actually I-I bought
the driving school.
280
00:13:10,435 --> 00:13:12,595
What do you mean,
what do you mean o-one of the things?
281
00:13:12,635 --> 00:13:15,275
I own a bowling alley.
282
00:13:15,315 --> 00:13:16,715
No, you don't.
283
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:17,795
I-I own a bowling alley.
284
00:13:17,835 --> 00:13:19,835
You don't own a bowling alley!
285
00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:21,435
I do. What's so funny?
286
00:13:21,475 --> 00:13:23,715
Do you do shifts at the bowling alley?
287
00:13:23,755 --> 00:13:25,915
If we were really busy working,
yeah, I'd lend a hand.
288
00:13:25,955 --> 00:13:29,595
Do you like bowling?
No, hate it. I fucking hate it!
289
00:13:29,635 --> 00:13:32,995
Do you like teaching people to drive?
290
00:13:33,035 --> 00:13:34,395
Well...
291
00:13:34,435 --> 00:13:37,315
well,
that kind of depends on the people.
292
00:13:37,355 --> 00:13:38,755
Good answer.
293
00:13:38,795 --> 00:13:39,915
Erm...
294
00:13:39,955 --> 00:13:41,795
Another one? Yes, please!
295
00:13:43,915 --> 00:13:47,395
Bring your sweet loving'...
Bring your sweet loving'...
296
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,143
Yeah. Merlot?
297
00:13:57,144 --> 00:13:59,864
Is it?
No, it's... No, we're not animals. Ah!
298
00:13:59,904 --> 00:14:01,424
Yeah... Yeah...
299
00:14:01,464 --> 00:14:03,424
This is a smoker's corner.
300
00:14:03,464 --> 00:14:04,624
Do you smoke?
301
00:14:04,664 --> 00:14:05,824
No.
302
00:14:05,864 --> 00:14:07,744
Oh?
303
00:14:07,784 --> 00:14:10,184
Sometimes. Do you smoke?
304
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,784
Smoked for the first time when I was 16.
305
00:14:12,824 --> 00:14:14,824
I rang my dad...and I cried.
306
00:14:16,304 --> 00:14:18,544
It's not my lucky, it's not lucky...
307
00:14:18,584 --> 00:14:21,544
but it is sort of my lucky pineapple.
308
00:14:21,584 --> 00:14:23,784
Come on, this should be easy. Um...
309
00:14:23,824 --> 00:14:25,824
Come on! Yep, OK.
310
00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:29,224
This is the bit, this is the bit.
I'm wanted...
311
00:14:29,264 --> 00:14:31,584
Want... No, this is the wrong bit!
312
00:14:31,624 --> 00:14:32,664
Dead or...
313
00:14:36,504 --> 00:14:37,784
Wanted...
314
00:14:37,824 --> 00:14:39,384
Where is...there was another wanted!
315
00:14:39,424 --> 00:14:40,824
I'm wanted...
316
00:14:42,233 --> 00:14:44,193
I think you've broke my trombone.
317
00:14:44,233 --> 00:14:45,873
I think you're giving me a tromboner.
318
00:14:45,913 --> 00:14:47,153
No?
319
00:14:47,193 --> 00:14:48,553
I-I...listen to me.
320
00:14:48,593 --> 00:14:50,873
I'm really glad that I...
321
00:14:50,913 --> 00:14:52,473
saw you at the supermarket.
322
00:14:52,513 --> 00:14:54,193
No, you're not.
323
00:14:54,233 --> 00:14:56,433
I've ruined your evening,
I made you play the trombone.
324
00:14:56,473 --> 00:14:59,193
No, I never played the trombone
before so now I can...
325
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:00,313
You know, I can...
326
00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:07,153
You've got a way to keep me
on your side...
327
00:15:07,233 --> 00:15:08,993
I haven't erm...
328
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,193
I haven't been with anyone since...
329
00:15:11,233 --> 00:15:12,993
You know...since Simon.
330
00:15:13,033 --> 00:15:14,793
What?
331
00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:16,913
I haven't...
332
00:15:16,953 --> 00:15:19,353
with a different...
333
00:15:19,393 --> 00:15:20,673
So you're...
334
00:15:20,713 --> 00:15:22,753
We should have some more booze and
Bon Jovi.
335
00:15:22,793 --> 00:15:25,473
Let's have some more booze,
and more Bon Jovi.
336
00:15:25,513 --> 00:15:26,833
Um...
337
00:15:26,873 --> 00:15:30,833
Yeah.
338
00:15:32,233 --> 00:15:35,593
Wanted... Wanted!
339
00:15:37,788 --> 00:15:38,199
Oh, God... What happened?
340
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:41,240
You come home from the supermarket
then you rocked up here pissed at 1am.
341
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:42,640
I met John when I was out.
342
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,840
Who's John? My driving instructor.
343
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,000
Oh, yes!
344
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,720
I thought there was something there.
345
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,640
He's fit. No, it's not like...
346
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,320
I mean, he is cute but...
347
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:53,883
But what?
I don't have that feeling of
348
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,180
impending doom I get
when I know I like someone.
349
00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:57,660
You know, he's handsome,
350
00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:59,460
and he is very nice.
351
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,700
But we all know...
352
00:16:00,740 --> 00:16:03,020
The Governor don't do nice!
353
00:16:03,060 --> 00:16:04,460
Is your vagina Proud Mary?
354
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,540
Oh, her vagina is not proud. Oi!
355
00:16:06,580 --> 00:16:08,180
Your vagina is an old baked bean tin -
356
00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:09,340
rusty.
357
00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:12,740
Your vagina is the MySpace of vaginas -
358
00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:15,980
obsolete. Your vagina is a f...
359
00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:17,780
Shit!
360
00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:20,460
I can't. I'm out, I'm too hung over.
361
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,140
So nothing happened at all?
362
00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:23,740
No... Well, no.
363
00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:25,340
You should have just shagged him!
364
00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:27,220
Get it done with for fuck's sake!
365
00:16:27,260 --> 00:16:29,380
Well, what's wrong with you?
Nothing, it's just...
366
00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:31,260
I mean we're in our 30s
367
00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:34,180
and we're still talking about boys
like we're teenagers.
368
00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:35,820
Still making the same mistakes.
369
00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:38,660
What? I didn't even do anything!
Even the boobs didn't get a run out!
370
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,860
I literally...
How have I made a mistake?
371
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,460
She was with Simon for like 12 years.
372
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:45,580
I just think you can't accept as
a fact that
373
00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:47,660
you don't go for nice men.
374
00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:49,380
I mean, where does that leave us?
375
00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:51,820
I just told you, it's not me.
376
00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:55,500
It's this punk.
377
00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:57,860
Hey,
what time's your screening next week?
378
00:16:57,900 --> 00:16:58,980
Eight o'clock.
379
00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:01,380
So, and on that,
do you think I should invite John?
380
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,500
Yes! Of course you should invite him!
381
00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:04,780
Mate, you've got to...
382
00:17:04,820 --> 00:17:08,020
You are way too much this morning,
you've got to calm down.
383
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:10,180
Bring it all right down, all that
384
00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:13,340
negativity that you're giving me.
385
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,940
Can we get lights, please!
386
00:17:14,980 --> 00:17:17,460
Where is the duck?!
387
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:20,180
The duck's dead! The dog ate him.
388
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:22,780
Shit!
389
00:17:22,820 --> 00:17:24,860
Where is the duck?! Hi, Marcella.
390
00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:25,940
Oh, Sarah.
391
00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:27,220
I'm so sorry...
392
00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:28,700
Oh, no, it's fine.
393
00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:31,260
I just hate spiders so, so much.
394
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:35,300
Yeah, that's just... I've was bitten in
Australia when I was 22 and I just...
395
00:17:35,540 --> 00:17:38,620
Ah, I could feel it on me! It felt big.
396
00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:39,940
Was it big?
397
00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:42,500
It was big.
398
00:17:42,540 --> 00:17:44,020
Yeah, it was pretty big.
399
00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:45,700
Well, thank you.
400
00:17:45,740 --> 00:17:48,540
It's like they're out for me.
401
00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:50,820
Who? Spiders.
402
00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:53,980
And I just don't get good vibes off
of beetles either if I'm honest.
403
00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:55,580
Sarah!
404
00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:59,620
Oh, anyway...
405
00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:04,260
I know there was no spider by the way.
406
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,340
What?
407
00:18:05,380 --> 00:18:06,780
You made it up.
408
00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:09,220
Some kind of sickened joke.
409
00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:11,420
But there was no spider.
410
00:18:11,460 --> 00:18:13,460
OK. I want to make sure that we get
things right...
411
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:14,620
There...
412
00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:16,020
There was a spider.
413
00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:17,380
You winked at me.
414
00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:18,740
Yes... Ah!
415
00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:22,260
So you admit that you winked at me?
416
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:24,060
Yes!
417
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:25,820
OK, I winked at you cos...
418
00:18:25,860 --> 00:18:27,580
I was flirting with you. You're...
419
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:31,620
you're a very attractive man.
420
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:33,820
Right?
421
00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:37,300
Right, yeah.
I've not considered that, yes.
422
00:18:37,340 --> 00:18:39,300
Well, um...
423
00:18:39,340 --> 00:18:41,420
HE SIGHS
424
00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:43,700
Look, I'm not 100% ruling you out
425
00:18:43,740 --> 00:18:46,380
but I think it's going to be a no
for me, babe.
426
00:18:46,420 --> 00:18:48,380
But...
427
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:52,420
let's def catch a beer at the screening.
428
00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:54,500
Aw.
429
00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:58,060
Thank you. You're welcome.
430
00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:00,740
Fucking cunt.
431
00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:06,340
But you are more beautiful than all
the paddy fields in China.
432
00:19:06,820 --> 00:19:09,580
Will you be married to me?
433
00:19:09,620 --> 00:19:11,460
Forever?
434
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:15,220
Yes.
435
00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:29,420
It was brilliant!
436
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,380
Well done! Aw, thanks Mum...
437
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,900
I thought it was a bit shit but...
438
00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:34,780
I'm joking, well done.
439
00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:36,300
Do you want a drink? Yes, please!
440
00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:38,340
Can I get a red wine, please?
441
00:19:38,380 --> 00:19:41,060
I'm going to the loo,
Mum, I'll be two secs.
442
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,980
Oh, hey, Marcella.
443
00:19:43,020 --> 00:19:44,500
Hey! Hi.
444
00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:45,740
Yeah, you came! I was...
445
00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:48,500
I, uh...I was worried you weren't
going to come.
446
00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:50,420
It was great.
447
00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:51,580
Thank you.
448
00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:52,900
Erm...
449
00:19:52,940 --> 00:19:56,940
It's really nice you're here, uh...cos,
uh...well the other night when...
450
00:19:58,660 --> 00:20:00,780
Uh...oh, sorry, this is erm...
451
00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:02,780
Hey. Karen, uh...my friend.
452
00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:04,220
Oh...
453
00:20:04,260 --> 00:20:06,380
Marcella, Karen. Yeah... Hi.
454
00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:08,140
It was excellent. Oh, thank you.
455
00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:09,900
Thanks so much, thanks...
456
00:20:09,940 --> 00:20:11,820
Thanks for both of you for coming so
much.
457
00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:15,660
I actually was just on my way to the
bathroom so I'll be like...
458
00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:17,580
I'll be in the bathroom for a minute.
459
00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:19,100
And then I'll... We'll be at the bar.
460
00:20:19,140 --> 00:20:23,140
I'll see you at the bar,
I'll see you at the bar, cool.
461
00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:26,500
BILLY SNORTING
462
00:20:26,540 --> 00:20:29,620
Are you fucking joking?
463
00:20:29,660 --> 00:20:32,260
It's...yeah, um...
464
00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:33,740
Marce, it's no big deal.
465
00:20:33,780 --> 00:20:35,380
The film was really good by the way.
466
00:20:35,420 --> 00:20:36,740
Like, ten stars.
467
00:20:36,780 --> 00:20:38,060
Ten stars? Give me the coke.
468
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:40,236
Look, I'm sensing a little bit
of hostility coming my way.
469
00:20:40,436 --> 00:20:41,860
So, I think, just dial it down.
470
00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:44,820
Great, give me the coke, Billy. OK, um,
I'm not...I'm not going to do that.
471
00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:47,300
Oh, you're not going to do that?
I'm not going to do that.
472
00:20:47,340 --> 00:20:49,428
You're not going to do that?
But you're going to walk out.
473
00:20:49,628 --> 00:20:51,020
Is that what you think?
You are...
474
00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:54,420
That's what you're going to... Yeah...
Give me the coke! Give me the coke!
475
00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:57,500
Get off me!
You're not going out there with that!
476
00:20:57,540 --> 00:21:01,540
Give me the fucking... Ow! Marce!
Fucking hell! You're not going out there!
477
00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:04,260
Please stop! OW!
478
00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:07,900
Calm down! You're being aggressive!
Give me the fucking coke!
479
00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:11,940
Fine!
480
00:21:16,660 --> 00:21:19,540
What's wrong? Where's my mum? She's
over there talking to the director.
481
00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:21,340
Billy was just taking coke in the
toilet.
482
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:23,260
What? No, he wouldn't...
483
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:27,300
What do you call that then?
484
00:21:27,860 --> 00:21:29,820
The director seems very nice.
485
00:21:29,860 --> 00:21:32,580
He has three Alsatians,
did you know that?
486
00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:35,460
Right. And he doesn't own a washing
machine.
487
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,300
Really? Dirty bastard.
488
00:21:37,340 --> 00:21:40,100
Imagine having three Alsatians and
no washing machine.
489
00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:42,900
Where's William?
Uh, Billy had to...he had to go.
490
00:21:42,940 --> 00:21:46,180
He had to shoot off.
I better be going too.
491
00:21:46,220 --> 00:21:50,220
Well done again!
492
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:55,140
Don't let it ruin your night.
493
00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:56,860
OK? You can deal with it tomorrow.
494
00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,060
Fuck's sake...
He'll be fine, Lucy's with him.
495
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:01,860
You were brilliant, mate, really good!
496
00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:05,900
Come on, let's get you a drink.
497
00:22:09,820 --> 00:22:13,820
No, it's like a worm but with feet.
498
00:22:14,660 --> 00:22:16,700
OK, cool, where do you stand on tapas?
499
00:22:16,740 --> 00:22:20,740
What? Thought maybe you and I could
"tap ass" together later.
500
00:22:22,580 --> 00:22:26,580
Yes, I would, that sounds nice,
I would love to tap ass, very hungry.
501
00:22:26,980 --> 00:22:30,980
Starving. OK, I'll get my coat.
502
00:22:31,380 --> 00:22:34,140
You are not going to tap ass with
this guy.
503
00:22:34,180 --> 00:22:35,900
Yes,
I am going to tap ass with this guy!
504
00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:39,820
I'm going to tap ass with that fucking
goblin-sold, hat-wearing fuck head.
505
00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:43,860
It's been too long!
506
00:22:44,820 --> 00:22:47,300
Maybe I'll break MY arm!
507
00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:51,340
Tap ass is very dangerous in Spain,
except they were bull-fighting.
508
00:22:53,860 --> 00:22:55,180
A cowboy...
509
00:22:58,855 --> 00:23:00,776
What are you doing? Look, I-I-I
don't want to sound insecure because
510
00:23:00,777 --> 00:23:02,137
you know I'm not.
511
00:23:02,177 --> 00:23:05,417
But I-I-I'm starting to think that
you might not be very attracted to me.
512
00:23:05,457 --> 00:23:09,457
Hmm...
513
00:23:15,537 --> 00:23:17,417
Good girls
514
00:23:17,457 --> 00:23:20,457
Good girls
515
00:23:20,497 --> 00:23:24,497
Good girls never kiss goodnight on
the first date
516
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:27,417
No, not the good girls
517
00:23:27,457 --> 00:23:31,457
Good girls treat the fellas nice
and wait
518
00:23:31,617 --> 00:23:33,777
Yeah the good girls...
519
00:23:33,827 --> 00:23:38,377
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
37175
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
