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Why are you dressed like that?
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I've just finished work and didn't
have time to change, obviously.
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Right.
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Or did you think I thought,
"Oh, I know what Jon might be into.
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"Massive fairies."
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OK, what have I told you
about flirting in a vehicle?
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That you're massively into it?
Can we just get on with this?
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It's been a long day. OK.
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These Spanx are so tight.
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They have to come off.
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What? The shoes, Marcella, sorry.
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I'm sorry. The shoes have to come off.
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They can't stay on. Spanx are fine.
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It's fine, Jon. Your car, your rules.
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I'm going to keep the knickers on
for a bit, if that's OK with you.
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Start the car, Marcella.
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Let's burn rubber. No, let's try
and master the absolute basics.
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Handbrake off. Oh, fucking hell.
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You want a war?
I'm not playing, you electric fuck shit!
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It's not an electric car.
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Yeah, so this Simon character.
Is he your boyfriend, then?
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No, he's my ex. Right. Well,
he seems very keen to speak to you.
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Well, I'm not keen to speak to him.
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We split up over a year ago
and two weeks after we split up,
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he went to Vegas and married
a girl he knew for six days,
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on my fucking birthday. So,
now he's ringing, like, what, I'm going
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to answer the phone? I don't think so.
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Come on, you utter spunk basket.
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OK, he has phoned four times
in the last hour.
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It's clearly affecting
your concentration.
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Why don't you just answer the phone
and ask him to stop calling you?
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And you can stop hurling insults
at my vehicle.
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I mean,
it's worse than the inane flirting.
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OK, mate.
I'm trying to park this evil, shitty...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! THUD
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That was you. That was you.
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Hello? Marce? So, what's going on?
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I've been trying to call you.
Why aren't you picking up?
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I thought we were going to meet.
I... Yeah, I...
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Why didn't you even turn up?
I need to see you.
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Uh, shoes.
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What? What shoes?
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Some horrible man took my shoes.
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It's a long story. Jesus Christ.
Right, OK, well, whatever, look.
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Marce, is it all right if we meet
up later today, say, I don't know,
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three o'clock, Cafe Nord?
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OK. Great, thank you.
It'll be good to see you.
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Yeah, no, I...
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That's my nan. I've really got to go.
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I'll see you later, OK?
Three o'clock. Bye. Yeah...
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Yeah. The thing is, Simon, I don't
actually want to meet you, actually.
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Sorry, but shit has changed and
there's a new sheriff in town.
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And that's me,
and I have cleaned this town up.
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So, I hope that is crystal clear,
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cos I'm trying to learn to drive today.
So, thank you for checking
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in, but really appreciate
if you keep your distance.
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Comprende?
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What time are you meeting him?
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Three o'clock.
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Oh. Hi, Marcella.
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Hey, Linda.
I thought you were Gerardo's pizza.
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No, just me, I'm afraid.
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I've been waiting over an hour.
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Probably give them a call.
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I have, twice.
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I'm scared if I call him again,
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someone might wipe his arse on my pizza,
or worse.
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Is there worse? You're so naive.
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They could sprinkle it with
dog shit if they wanted, babe.
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If they used the cheese grater,
I'd barely be able to notice.
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OK, then, don't call them.
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You've got a lot of mail. What the hell?
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm going on a little
walking holiday in the summer.
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You know, a bit of me time.
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Wild.
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What? You're reading Wild.
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Oh, yeah.
But I had the idea before I read it.
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Yeah, been there, mate.
After I read Eat, Pray, Love,
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I bought myself an axe
and a Tangle Teezer.
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What? What's an axe and
a Tangle Teezer got to do with
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Eat, Pray, Love? I don't know.
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I'm not a psychologist, bitch.
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One minute, I'm reading the book,
yeah, and then the next minute...
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Oh, he's here. He's here.
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Are you clean, boy?
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DEN-zel Washington.
It's Den-ZEL, mate, Trust me.
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YouTube it!
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How do I look?
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Fine. Fine?
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Oh, yeah. That's what I was going for.
Heavy dose of fine.
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OK, honestly,
you look a bit like you're going
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to your sugar daddy's funeral.
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OK. Well,
I'm going to take that as a compliment.
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The chain looks a bit like you're
about to do a TED Talk on animation.
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It's... It's not very you.
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What you mean, it's not very me?
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I love animation. I love the Simpsons.
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Marce, what are you going to say
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if he says he still
has feelings for you?
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That's not what this is.
I mean, look, sure,
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it's nice to be missed. Good!
Don't forget how far you've come.
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It's... It's been a long year.
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You look lovely. Cleavage is a bit much.
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Yeah, I couldn't really...
I've tried to...
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Everything's dirty.
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Hey. Hey.
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You all right?
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Can I get a flat white, please?
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And a bit of cake.
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Cake, what kind? I don't mind.
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I'll let you... Any.
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I've got many different kinds.
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Walnut cake, carrot cake, chocolate
mousse cake, double chocolate...
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Battenberg!
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Generic bit of your nice cake, please.
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So, how are you?
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I'm not great, Pud.
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Sorry, Marcella.
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Funny, I never really called you
Marcella, did I?
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12 years of going out
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and I called you by your proper name,
what, five times?
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Right.
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You OK? Good? Yeah, yeah.
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Keeping busy.
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Do a lot of Pilates now,
and sort of got heavily into animation.
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So, why the call?
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Showing up at my work?
Say what you've got to say.
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Marce, I was trying to tell you
at the office, it's my mum.
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She...
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She died.
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What? Yeah. She's dead.
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Oh, my God.
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When? Last Tuesday.
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She'd had a stroke.
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I mean, I wasn't even here, you know?
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I hadn't seen her in over a year.
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It's just came out of nowhere, you know?
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I know what she meant to you.
She was a lovely woman. She adored you.
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I mean, she was furious with me for...
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Fucking hell, Marce. I'm such a mess.
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I've been trying to keep it together
for my dad and Ange,
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but I just feel like such
a stupid little boy.
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I'm so sorry.
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OK, one flat white,
and I went for the red velvet.
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Not my personal favourite,
but I just thought maybe you'd like...
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Put it down. Put down the cake.
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When's the funeral? It's at St John's.
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It's Wednesday at 11.
You'll be there, won't you?
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Of course, I'll come. You're not
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going to blag your way out of it
like last time? What? Oh, my God.
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I'm so sorry.
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I thought...
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What? What did you think?
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I thought I'd text...
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I thought I'd said I'd text back,
and I just hadn't, and I'm so sorry.
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I'm so sorry. Of course, I'll be there.
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It's good to see your face, Marce.
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I've got to go, cos I've got all
the family back at the house.
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Yeah, of course.
I should be there, you know.
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Thank you.
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You have had quite a week.
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How have you dealt with the stress?
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The trinity: carbs, fags, wine.
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And how many units of alcohol
would you say you drink a week?
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Not loads.
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A little more than I should.
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And have you ever done something
you've regretted because of alcohol?
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Yeah, of course I've done things
have regretted because of alcohol.
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Yeah, I'm not up for this.
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I think we should just use your one.
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I don't... I haven't...
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I've never... Come on!
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Get your one out.
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OK, have you ever taken drugs?
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I smoke weed a bit.
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But I've only taken Class As once,
years ago.
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Only the once? And yet you seem
like somebody with no willpower
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whatsoever, and you've only taken... OK.
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Got it!
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Hot ice.
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Turn up the sound a bit, Marce.
It sounds bad, like, not cool.
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Never mention it again, please.
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Oi, oh, this is hot.
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It was my big idea of...
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I can't believe I've invented hot ice.
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Why? Ice is meant to be cold.
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You shouldn't have done this.
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Hot ice! Freaking me out.
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I'm out. Hot ice. I want cold ice.
Hot ice! Cold ice.
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Hot ice!
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I was up for nine hours
trying to bend water, so...
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first and last time.
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Also, my brother Billy does have
a proper drugs problem
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so...I leave the drugs to him.
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Did you use any of the techniques
we discussed last week?
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Wh... uh... The gratitude journal.
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Yes, I did! Oh! Uh, yes. Fantastic.
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Oh. It was a pretty chaotic week,
uh, what with, you know,
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Simon and the funeral and stuff, so...
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Of course, the funeral, yeah.
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And you must've been
very anxious to meet his wife?
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No, it was about the funeral and Simon,
I'm...
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I hadn't even thought about seeing her.
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Stop that.
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Thanks for coming. No worries.
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Thank you.
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This is, um, my wife Tanya.
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You're just too good to be true
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Can't take my eyes off of you.
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Oh, you OK? God! Let's have a look.
Are you all right?
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Yeah.
I'm such a dickhead, look at my knees.
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Don't worry. Tanya, this is Marcella.
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Hello, Tanya, nice to meet you.
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You're Marcella, nice... to meet you.
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Are you American?
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No, I'm from Kentish Town.
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This is Carol. Hi. Hey.
You just working out there, or...?
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Oh, it's a bit of a weird story.
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Just booked a flight out to
the States on a whim, you know,
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a bit of me time.
Met Simon, and then we, um...
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Yeah, we know the next bit.
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So, are you going to come to
the house for the reception?
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Uh, I'm not sure, uh, maybe not...
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Really? I'd really like to...
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I mean, Dad and Andrew would like
to see you there, I'm sure.
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Um...
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Hello, I'm so sorry for your loss.
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Oh, thank you. Such a shock.
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But I'm glad to see you two have
worked things out. That's wonderful.
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No, it's not. It'll make her ever so
happy to see you two back together.
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She used to say, "Those two, they're
always either fucking or fighting."
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No middle ground!
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Thank you so much for coming.
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She was in the bakery,
you know, with me...
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Yeah, like I said,
I'm probably going to go.
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Well, it couldn't get any more awkward,
so...
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Fucking hell.
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I'm having a 'mare here.
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Don't worry.
We're the only ones who saw that.
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Sorry about that. Oh, it's so...
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A bird shat on her.
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You all right?
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We're going to go. Of course, yeah.
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Um, thanks for coming.
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Come on, let's go.
It's like he was looking for me.
247
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Let's get you all the wine.
248
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,520
Lucky!
249
00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:11,200
What? Bird shit.
250
00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,720
Lucky for birds to shit...
Yeah, so, how was the wife?
251
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,680
Well, she looks just like me.
252
00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,120
And she's a mess.
253
00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,440
I'm a mess.
254
00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:21,320
I mean, if you wanted mess,
I'm Captain Mess.
255
00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,440
I'm the mess that mess makes.
256
00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:25,480
Yeah, I get it, Marcella.
257
00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,600
You're a wrestling character.
258
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,280
It's just he married the first mess
he met after me.
259
00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:33,600
And I mean, she's got all the things
I thought he hated about me,
260
00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:35,560
and that's a head fuck.
261
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,680
So, you don't like her.
262
00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:40,200
Well, now she's a real person,
isn't she? She's all...
263
00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:44,240
nice, and flawed, and vulnerable.
264
00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:47,000
She's taken away my God-given
right to hate her.
265
00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,880
That's just indefensible. Mm-hm.
266
00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,560
You know, cos if she was a nice person,
267
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,760
she would have the decency
to be a bitch.
268
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,920
All right.
Now, Simon thinks we're friends.
269
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,920
I've had sex with that man
over 1,000 times.
270
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:59,600
It's not normal to be friends with
someone you've had sex with over
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00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:00,960
1,000 times. Um...
272
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:05,000
So, you think the amount of times
you have sex with someone affects
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the chances of friendship after?
274
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:08,640
Of course.
275
00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:12,680
Like, probably the most you can have
sex with someone and stay friends is
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twice.
277
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Three times if you're travelling.
278
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:34,760
I've got your picture
279
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:39,040
That you gave to me
280
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:42,040
And it's signed with love
281
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:45,840
Just like it used to be
282
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,360
All right,
you're not going to put me off, so...
283
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,280
You haven't planned anything,
you mad bastard, not one single thing.
284
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:54,640
Do you even know what this does?
No, that...that's the point.
285
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:57,560
If I overthink it, I won't go, and I
really need to get Simon out of my head.
286
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:58,723
It's not that big a deal,
287
00:14:58,803 --> 00:15:01,320
I'm, uh, just heading off,
you know, connect with nature.
288
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,396
Connecting with nature?
289
00:15:02,476 --> 00:15:05,360
You called 999 that time a robin
came through our kitchen window.
290
00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,200
Cos I thought it had rabies!
291
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,120
Exactly, you thought a robin had rabies.
292
00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,880
Right, will he wasn't right, was he?
You were there. You're not right!
293
00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:14,640
OK, you're getting on my nerves now.
Don't leave pissed off.
294
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:17,400
I'm not leaving pissed off.
I've got thicker skin than that, love.
295
00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:20,080
Yeah, I'm going to bloody...
Marcella, we're only mucking about.
296
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,640
Oh, yeah? It feels like you're
trying to humiliate me, actually.
297
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:25,414
It feels like I'm trying to do
something positive...
298
00:15:25,494 --> 00:15:26,680
Yeah, carry on, carry on.
299
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,520
Oh...oh, no.
300
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:13,960
Oh...
301
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,680
Woof!
302
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:16,720
Ruff!
303
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:30,360
Aww. Looks like she's having a nice
time, to be fair.
304
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,840
Oh, you again.
305
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:50,640
What do you want?
I've got nothing, mate, look at me.
306
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:54,400
Two days you've been following me round.
307
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,960
I bet it was you at my tent last night,
wasn't it?
308
00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,800
Should never have given you those
fucking Quavers.
309
00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:02,960
Fucking hell.
310
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:07,000
SHE GROANS
311
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:11,960
Come on.
312
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:15,680
I don't suppose you know
where a coffee shop is or...
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00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:18,080
taxi rank.
314
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,040
Fuck it.
315
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:24,080
See you later, mate.
316
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:30,040
You picked a fine time to leave me,
Lucille
317
00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,760
With four hungry children...
318
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,320
Fucking hell!
319
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:36,560
And a crop in the field...
320
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:37,960
Gah!
321
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,440
I've had some bad times
322
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:41,840
Lived through some sad times...
323
00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:42,880
Ugh, God.
324
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:46,880
But this time your hurtin'
won't heal...
325
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,360
Oh, fuck off!
326
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:53,400
You picked a fine time to leave me,
Lucille.
327
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,560
After he left us...
328
00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:01,440
No!
329
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:05,480
Where's the fucking exit?
330
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,240
Oh, my God! Are you OK?
331
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:14,480
I'm sorry,
you'll have to excuse the state of me,
332
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,920
I've been very lost.
333
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,960
Lost where? I've been trekking in
the wilderness for two days.
334
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,320
Trekking round here?
335
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,600
Yeah.
336
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:23,480
The forest and the mountains.
337
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,520
Do you mean Gantham Hill Woods?
338
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:30,560
Are they big? You spent two days lost...
339
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,480
in Gantham Hill Woods.
340
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:36,160
Please, I can't, no...no more questions.
341
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,640
I'm obviously wounded.
342
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:40,360
I need to get to the station,
I need to get back to London.
343
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,960
Oh.
344
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,920
It's a bit of a way to the station.
345
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,120
Hello? Hello, it's Jon.
346
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,680
Uh, listen,
I've just knocked on your door
347
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,720
and your flatmate said
that you're camping.
348
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,320
Do you not want to learn to drive?
349
00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:01,080
I mean, it's fine,
it's just really weird, uh,
350
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,160
not to cancel before I show up.
351
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,040
No, no, I do,
I do want to learn to drive.
352
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:08,360
I do, I-I thought I'd be back by now,
I just...
353
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,640
I just got really lost. Where are you?
354
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:12,480
Some caff near Gantham Hill Woods.
355
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:15,600
Erm, it's a bistro, thank you very much.
356
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,160
We do beef bourguignon.
357
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,480
Well, erm...
358
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:22,520
I've been paid. I don't like being
paid and not providing.
359
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,920
I'll head out and pick you up. Really?
360
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,960
What's the postcode?
361
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,520
It's, uh, um...
362
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,040
No, you can't, it's mad.
363
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,200
I mean, it defeats the point of
what I'm trying to do
364
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,640
and I'm a feminist.
365
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:39,720
Yeah,
and there's no more fucking trains!
366
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:43,440
Wait, wait, uh, KT26AV.
367
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,080
OK.
368
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:46,120
Don't move.
369
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:50,160
OK, all right, bye-bye.
370
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:54,160
Could I, uh, get some of
that bourguignon, then, please?
371
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,720
Like a large,
do you do a large bourguignon and...
372
00:19:56,760 --> 00:20:00,760
C-couple of chips? Some chips?
373
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:16,160
Are we home?
374
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,280
Thank you so, so much.
375
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:21,880
You're very welcome.
I really appreciate it.
376
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,720
And I am very aware, um,
377
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,480
I may stink.
378
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:29,200
Yeah, you stink, all right.
379
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,320
I don't, I don't...
380
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,520
I don't really stink.
381
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:35,320
There's no way around it, you stink.
382
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,160
Right.
383
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:41,200
Well, I won't be inviting you inside,
then.
384
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:46,000
Why not?
385
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:52,840
Goodnight, Marcella.
386
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:56,880
I?I need to get my stuff.
387
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:38,480
I still stin...
388
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,760
Can I come in?
389
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,520
I just need to see you.
390
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,520
Sorry.
391
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:47,000
I just need to be near you.
Sorry. Sorry!
392
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,480
O-OK, you need to keep your voice down.
393
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:52,000
Why are you being so formal with me?
394
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:55,520
Why are you being like,
"It's cool, we're cool"?
395
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:59,560
It's like, it's not cool, Marce,
my mum's dead.
396
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,480
Sorry. I'm sorry, it's me.
397
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,400
I'm sorry, Marce. What are you doing?
398
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:06,880
C-Can I just come in for a bit?
399
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:09,440
No, listen, listen,
I'm going to call you an Uber.
400
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,440
I don't want an Uber!
Well, what do you want from me?
401
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:14,080
I'm trying to be a good person here,
but I don't know how to act now.
402
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,320
I don't know what...what do you
expect from me?
403
00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:19,000
Arsehole!
404
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:20,760
Can I...can I just lie down for a bit?
405
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:24,800
No, Simon,
go and lie down with your wife.
406
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:32,160
How could you fucking marry her?
407
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:35,280
How could you fucking do that?
408
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,160
Sorry. I'm sorry.
409
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:42,200
I shouldn't have.
410
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:51,720
Mind the steps, Simon!
411
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:02,000
I know the reason you've been crying
412
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,040
Whoa, yes
413
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:09,080
I heard she won't be needing you
414
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:18,360
How does it feel
being the one left behind?
415
00:23:18,410 --> 00:23:22,960
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