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WWW.MY-SUBS.COM
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We've lived in Florida our whole lives.
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We met when we were five...
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... started drinking when we were 12,
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and dropped out when we were 16.
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We never imagined one of us
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would go back to school,
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get a real job,
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and get the hell out of Florida.
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Off to meet new people...
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begin a new story...
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... and leave us here to rot.
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She's leaving us here to fuckin' rot.
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.MY-SUBS.com
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To Mandy!
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What's up with you, sourpuss?
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Oh, I don't know, I feel weird.
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No one's ever moved away before.
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Tony Hernandez did.
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That doesn't count. He was deported.
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Well, whatever, we need
to find a new roommate.
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Someone who can handle, like, the bills
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and all that boring crap Mandy did.
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I already moved my stuff in.
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I took five bucks from my mom's
wallet and she flipped out.
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I can't live with that bitch no more.
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- Moms are the worst.
- Moms suck.
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Oh, God. I'm sorry, Jayla.
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- It's okay.
- Oh, my God.
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How long are we gonna
have to keep apologizing
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for having moms?
I'm sorry, Jay, but, like,
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my dad died, too, and y'all don't care.
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That's 'cause none of us have dads.
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- Shelby does.
- What?
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No. Just 'cause he paid child support
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doesn't mean I had, like,
a dad that loved me.
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Girl, he just got you a Visa
gift card for your birthday.
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- He loves you.
- My dad loved me.
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- Yeah, a little too much.
- Ugh...
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- Ooh, dads are bad.
- Dads suck.
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But did y'all know that dads are,
like, why monkeys
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evolved into humans?
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'Cause, like, the dad would hunt,
and then the baby
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would get more protein
and its brain got bigger.
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No, Shelby.
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We obviously didn't know that.
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So, if none of us have dads, then,
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does that mean we're, like,
not evolved or something?
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Who cares? Let's go.
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Man, I can't believe Mandy doesn't have
to work at this dump anymore.
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Dump? What are you talking about?
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Barnacles is the shit.
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Yeah, it was when we were 19.
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Now it's... pretty sad.
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What's sad about it?
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Hey, NeeNee. How's that baby?
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Yeah.
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What if, what if we went back to school,
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and got out of Florida like Mandy did?
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Oh, my God.
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Shelby, you're such a sheep.
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Stop trying to be like lame-ass Mandy.
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We're staying in Florida forever.
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Okay.
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This is exactly what I'm talking about.
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You can't even afford
to finish your tattoo.
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Okay, you got me, Shelby.
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Sorry I'm not a billionaire.
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Jesus, Rick! No!
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- What?
- Rick,
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come on, man, we talked about this.
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Stop flashing the mermaids.
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Yup, you're right and I ignored you
and I'm, I-I'm sorry.
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Okay, well, put your dick away
and get the hell out of here.
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I was just hoping y'all
would have a change of heart?
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- No. Sorry.
- No, we didn't. Go.
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Okay, miscommunication.
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- That's on me, sorry.
- Bye.
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Okay, see? If we got GEDs,
we could get real careers
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and not have to look at
Rick's dick twice a week.
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I don't want no career,
and thank God I don't need one.
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Yeah, cause your 60-year-old
boyfriend pays your rent.
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Harold is 57,
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and don't be mad 'cause
my fine ass can pull rich men.
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I'm serious, y'all.
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I feel like we might need to, like,
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change or something.
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And think about it,
all we do is, like, get hammered
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and do dumb crap.
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You can't blame alcohol for
being a bad Rollerblader.
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- I think we might be losers.
- What? No.
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We're awesome. We're hot as dick,
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and we're basically local celebrities.
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- Facts.
- Besides, you really want
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to go live in some
landlocked hellhole? Fine.
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Say goodbye to Jet Skis,
island parties, surfing...
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- You don't surf.
- When the fuck did I say I surfed?
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I mean, maybe we are losers.
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I should probably stop stealing.
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Yeah, you're getting real shady.
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I mean, I don't steal
from people anymore.
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Just, like, gas stations and my mom,
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and if I see an Amazon
package on a doorstep,
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I mean, if I don't take it,
someone else will.
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- That's true.
- Well, I want to make
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some changes, too.
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I want to be classier.
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You know, so Harold
will want to marry me.
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Guys, he's so rich.
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- And you love him?
- Oh, absolutely.
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But you know he said
he wouldn't marry me?
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I mean, he thinks
I'm super fine, of course.
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But he talking about I need to grow up.
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Exactly. Maybe he's right,
maybe we all do.
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Yeah, or maybe Grandpa Harold
should stop dating a 25-year-old.
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Would a grandpa buy me
this gold necklace?
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"For my princess"?
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Yes, that is exactly
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what a grandpa would buy you.
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Rick,
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- get out!
- All right,
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yeah, you caught me trying to sneak in.
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That's fair enough. I apologize.
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I'll see you guys tomorrow.
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- See you tomorrow.
- Bye, Rick.
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- Rick looks good.
- No!
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_
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What up, bitch?
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It's your girl, Mandy.
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Leave that damn message, though.
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Yo, how's Ohio?
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You did it.
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Um, I was actually thinking
about getting my GED.
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I just, I need you to tell me
I can do it or something.
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I'm smart, right?
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Call me.
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And that's when I was like,
I'm not gonna buy Bitcoin.
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Turn that off. I'm trying to work.
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Daryl, you white trash piece of crap.
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You can cook meth and listen
to music at the same time.
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And you can suck my left nut.
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We have the worst landlord.
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Kaitlin, can I borrow your flat iron?
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Whoa, you look good.
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You're like a black Melania Trump.
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Dude, don't straighten your hair.
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Oh, I have to.
It looks classier that way.
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We only think that
'cause the media stuffs
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all this whitewashed
garbage down our throats...
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Boo. God, we get it, you read.
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Well, Harold's coming
to pick me up later,
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so I got to look like wifey material.
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Would you really marry him
and abandon us?
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Of course. He has health insurance,
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and a two-car garage.
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I've been working on my stuff, too.
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I haven't stole since yesterday.
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That's my bathing suit, Erica.
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God, y'all are being so lame.
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It's embarrassing.
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What about you?
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You gonna get your GED
and ditch us, too?
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I don't know.
I just read online that classes
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- are, like, 200 bucks.
- School costs money?
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That's the lamest thing I've ever heard.
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But I can pay for it with the
Visa gift card my dad gave me...
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What the hell, Daryl?
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Did you just shut our power off?
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I need to straighten my hair!
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My edges look like Cocoa Puffs!
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Yeah, well guess what. Y'all didn't pay
your power bill yesterday.
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You owe me 70 bucks.
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I ain't turning it back on
until I'm paid in full.
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Ah, it's empty. Damn it.
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Mandy used to take care
of all this crap.
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Dumb bitch didn't even bother
to teach us how to do it.
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So, what, it's, like,
70 bucks every month?
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Yeah, but it's fine.
Let's just put money in.
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Erica, did you just pretend
to put money in?
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I don't think so.
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Okay.
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This is...
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$6.30.
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Ooh, why don't we use your
Visa gift card for the rest?
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Why was that in your pocket?
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Holding it?
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Is this seriously all we have?
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Are you joking me right now?
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Damn it.
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Am I really gonna spend this
on dumb-ass electricity?
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Uh, electricity isn't dumb.
You know what's dumb?
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A GED. You really want
to go to adult high school
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with a billion immigrants
and sad teen moms?
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What if someone sees you?
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Well, we need to figure something out.
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Harold's coming to pick me up
later and my hair is jacked
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and my eyebrow's sliding off my face.
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Just give Daryl the gift card.
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Then he can turn back on our AC
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and Jayla can straighten her Brillo.
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- Girl...
- Why? You always call your hair...
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Yeah, I can call my hair Brillo.
It's my hair, you can't do that.
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You're always saying, "Oh,
you can't say that..."
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But that's not fair.
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Just give me a minute, okay?
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... but I can't say it?
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- That's not fair.
- You hella problematic.
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Hello, you have reached Amanda Young.
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Please leave a message and I will
return it as soon as possible.
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Uh, hey.
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You changed your whole thing. Amanda.
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Nice. Different.
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Um... I'm just calling again
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'cause I need some advice.
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Uh, call me back, dude.
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And if we call the number
on the back of the flyer,
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we can get fast cash for our home.
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We don't own a home, Erica.
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Mandy's ignoring my calls.
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I always knew that stuck-up
idiot looked down on us.
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What? She loves us.
She's our best friend.
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She was, and then she got
her GED and got real bougie.
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Yeah, she did just change her voice mail
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to sound all professional.
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Ooh, that's a good idea.
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You have reached Jaylandra
Sparkle Williamson.
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I am currently at my career right now,
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but leave a message
and I'll be back to you.
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Yeah.
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Mandy must think I'm such a loser.
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I got to sign up for class, y'all.
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I can't keep living
like this. I'm sorry.
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So lame.
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- I can't.
- Thank God.
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No, 'cause we don't have
Wi-Fi without power.
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Okay, so real talk, Jay,
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can you blow Grandpa Harold for money?
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Hell no! I'm trying to marry him
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so I can suck his dick for
cash for the rest of my life.
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Okay, but what about
your actual grandpa?
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Can we pawn anything at his shop?
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Ooh, ooh, ooh!
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What about my gold bracelet?
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Okay, that's mine,
you klepto, and it's fake.
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What about that necklace
you were bragging about?
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Just tell Harold you lost it.
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Uh-uh! Ain't nobody trying to
wife a bitch who lose shit.
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Wait! You know who owes
me money? Crystal Meth.
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She's living at Big Dave's.
We could go there
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00:14:37,004 --> 00:14:38,479
- and make her pay me.
- Done.
250
00:14:38,504 --> 00:14:40,355
Ooh, I bet y'all I could straighten
my hair at Big Dave's, too.
251
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,319
Ooh, and if he has Wi-Fi,
I can sign up for my GED.
252
00:14:42,344 --> 00:14:44,886
Ooh, ooh! And we can charge a
bunch of other stuff there, too.
253
00:14:44,911 --> 00:14:45,911
Yes!
254
00:14:47,128 --> 00:14:48,795
Shotgun!
255
00:14:49,297 --> 00:14:52,211
♪ You ain't gotta tell her,
you ain't gotta tell her ♪
256
00:14:52,236 --> 00:14:54,586
- ♪ Gotta tell her ♪
- ♪ She already know it ♪
257
00:14:54,611 --> 00:14:56,412
♪ She already know it ♪
258
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,795
♪ Where that money at? ♪
259
00:14:57,820 --> 00:14:59,885
♪ I counted a mil, time to blow it ♪
260
00:14:59,910 --> 00:15:03,660
♪ And she a bad chick and
she ain't afraid to show it ♪
261
00:15:03,953 --> 00:15:07,314
♪ She already know it,
she already know it ♪
262
00:15:07,339 --> 00:15:09,483
♪ If she get in my car,
she's suckin' my dick ♪
263
00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:11,103
♪ And she already know it ♪
264
00:15:11,128 --> 00:15:14,909
♪ Purple she already pourin',
purple she already pourin' ♪
265
00:15:14,934 --> 00:15:17,062
♪ Adderall's got her
mind on airplane mode ♪
266
00:15:17,087 --> 00:15:18,651
♪ Your texts she ignorin' ♪
267
00:15:18,676 --> 00:15:21,019
♪ Hold up, throwin' dirty money
at the white bitches ♪
268
00:15:21,044 --> 00:15:22,769
♪ Pop trunk, wave,
then your lights flicker ♪
269
00:15:22,794 --> 00:15:25,675
♪ It's the club Godzilla,
pull up in the slab on them '84s ♪
270
00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:29,027
♪ Trill... like Bun, R.I.P.
to the... that's Chad ♪
271
00:15:29,052 --> 00:15:30,955
♪ Thick chick in the whip and she bad ♪
272
00:15:30,980 --> 00:15:32,149
♪ All my... ♪
273
00:15:32,174 --> 00:15:35,709
Do you guys, ever actually,
like, hear these lyrics?
274
00:15:35,869 --> 00:15:37,296
Are they bad for women?
275
00:15:37,321 --> 00:15:39,878
What? You're stoned.
276
00:15:41,126 --> 00:15:42,126
Yeah, you're right.
277
00:15:43,383 --> 00:15:45,687
♪ If she get in my car,
she's suckin' my dick ♪
278
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,332
♪ And she already know it... ♪
279
00:15:48,786 --> 00:15:50,509
Ooh, Harold's calling me.
280
00:15:50,676 --> 00:15:51,676
I'm-a send it to voice mail,
281
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,781
so he can hear me sounding all classy.
282
00:15:53,806 --> 00:15:54,941
Nice.
283
00:15:54,966 --> 00:15:57,015
♪ Hold up, throwin' dirty money
at the white bitches ♪
284
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,868
♪ Pop trunk, wave,
then your lights flicker ♪
285
00:15:58,893 --> 00:16:01,989
♪ It's the club Godzilla,
pull up in the slab on them '84s ♪
286
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,524
♪ Trill... like Bun... ♪
287
00:16:03,549 --> 00:16:05,325
Oh, shit, man.
288
00:16:05,350 --> 00:16:07,264
I ain't seen y'all girls in a minute.
289
00:16:07,322 --> 00:16:08,750
Y'all remember Vicky, right?
290
00:16:10,712 --> 00:16:12,603
- What up, Vic?
- Hi, Vicky.
291
00:16:12,628 --> 00:16:15,131
- Yikes.
- What can I do for y'all today?
292
00:16:15,172 --> 00:16:16,640
- Want to kill this?
- Hell yeah.
293
00:16:16,665 --> 00:16:18,016
We're looking for Crystal.
294
00:16:18,041 --> 00:16:19,646
Oh... you didn't hear?
295
00:16:20,234 --> 00:16:21,345
She dead.
296
00:16:22,346 --> 00:16:23,886
- What?
- Yeah, man.
297
00:16:24,376 --> 00:16:26,094
She got hit by a truck.
298
00:16:32,215 --> 00:16:33,604
I'm just kidding, dude.
299
00:16:33,629 --> 00:16:36,090
Y'all see her face?
She like, "Oh, no, she dead."
300
00:16:37,646 --> 00:16:38,832
Uh, okay.
301
00:16:38,857 --> 00:16:40,929
Nah, she ain't dead,
she at the dollar store.
302
00:16:40,954 --> 00:16:42,827
Y'all can hang out, though,
have some crudité.
303
00:16:42,852 --> 00:16:44,741
Or, you want to buy some bud?
304
00:16:44,841 --> 00:16:47,513
Look at all them crystals,
all that purple.
305
00:16:47,538 --> 00:16:49,063
It's some good shit, man.
306
00:16:49,404 --> 00:16:50,858
Would you ever take a gift card?
307
00:16:50,883 --> 00:16:51,891
Girl, what?
308
00:16:52,281 --> 00:16:53,536
Yeah, you're right, you're right.
309
00:16:53,561 --> 00:16:56,075
Okay. Um, do you have Wi-Fi?
310
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:58,283
No. Steal my neighbor's, though.
311
00:16:58,308 --> 00:16:59,546
So smart.
312
00:16:59,571 --> 00:17:02,617
The network is "ChurchGrannie42"
and the password is...
313
00:17:03,485 --> 00:17:05,874
Is, uh, "N-words, Jews, and queers."
314
00:17:05,908 --> 00:17:07,138
- The fuck?
- What?
315
00:17:07,163 --> 00:17:08,750
Man, I talked to her about it but...
316
00:17:09,055 --> 00:17:11,298
she's a very closed-minded old woman.
317
00:17:12,370 --> 00:17:14,610
Vicky, clean your bed up, man.
318
00:17:14,635 --> 00:17:15,843
We got guests.
319
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,271
Come on now.
320
00:17:23,214 --> 00:17:25,032
Wasn't Vicky our class president?
321
00:17:25,057 --> 00:17:26,302
Whatever, let's just get this money
322
00:17:26,327 --> 00:17:28,629
and get the hell out this
racist-ass neighborhood.
323
00:17:28,654 --> 00:17:30,233
What up!
324
00:17:31,712 --> 00:17:33,324
I heard y'all were looking for me.
325
00:17:33,349 --> 00:17:34,698
Yo, I live here now.
326
00:17:34,723 --> 00:17:36,390
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's tight. Uh...
327
00:17:36,415 --> 00:17:38,234
about that money you owe me, Crystal.
328
00:17:38,259 --> 00:17:40,365
- The hell you talking about?
- You owe me 100 bucks.
329
00:17:40,390 --> 00:17:43,321
You took my Molly last year and
I stole you a Guavaween costume.
330
00:17:43,346 --> 00:17:44,846
You better quit with that wack shit.
331
00:17:48,571 --> 00:17:50,975
Stop it. Stop it. Stop it!
332
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,741
- I will kill you!
- Stop! No!
333
00:17:52,766 --> 00:17:55,569
Stop it, y'all! Acting crazy!
334
00:17:55,843 --> 00:17:57,832
Crystal, I'm so disappointed in you.
335
00:17:57,857 --> 00:17:59,604
You was doing so good, too.
336
00:17:59,629 --> 00:18:00,877
You want to go back to the streets?
337
00:18:00,902 --> 00:18:02,132
- Do you?
- No.
338
00:18:02,157 --> 00:18:03,920
No? Well, you got to be
the change you seek, girl.
339
00:18:03,945 --> 00:18:07,137
- Shut the hell up.
- What? The disrespect in this house!
340
00:18:07,162 --> 00:18:08,893
You all need to go. Kick rocks.
341
00:18:08,918 --> 00:18:10,808
What? No, dude, I got to use your Wi-Fi.
342
00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:12,794
- I'll be real quick.
- Too late. You should've thought
343
00:18:12,819 --> 00:18:14,503
of that before you went
all buck wild in here.
344
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:16,027
- Please!
- No, no, no. No.
345
00:18:16,052 --> 00:18:17,418
- It's fine. Y'all, let's go.
- What?
346
00:18:17,443 --> 00:18:19,491
Yeah, it's fine, let's go, y'all.
347
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,572
Place of business, ain't no school.
348
00:18:22,259 --> 00:18:24,393
- Shotgun.
- Chickenheads.
349
00:18:25,928 --> 00:18:27,080
I see you.
350
00:18:27,430 --> 00:18:29,298
Yeah, I found you, Waldo.
351
00:18:29,323 --> 00:18:31,159
Yeah, get out, go.
352
00:18:31,184 --> 00:18:33,554
Making a racket,
it's a family neighborhood.
353
00:18:35,819 --> 00:18:37,558
Ooh, she's lucky I didn't kill her.
354
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,076
I didn't get to finish my hair.
355
00:18:39,101 --> 00:18:40,585
I should've signed up for class.
356
00:18:40,610 --> 00:18:41,738
Well, the good news is,
357
00:18:41,763 --> 00:18:43,619
she don't owe me money anymore.
358
00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:45,437
Ripped it off her crackhead neck.
359
00:18:47,889 --> 00:18:49,976
Oh, my God, you're my hero, Erica.
360
00:18:50,001 --> 00:18:51,891
Oh, my granddaddy
gonna definitely buy this.
361
00:18:51,916 --> 00:18:53,352
It's got to be at least 70 bucks, right?
362
00:18:53,377 --> 00:18:54,377
At least.
363
00:18:55,362 --> 00:18:56,919
We got cash money!
364
00:18:56,944 --> 00:18:57,967
Yes!
365
00:19:11,011 --> 00:19:13,445
Yeah!
366
00:19:13,470 --> 00:19:15,198
Let's go! Let's go!
367
00:19:17,843 --> 00:19:20,122
Granddaddy, we need to pawn this.
368
00:19:20,147 --> 00:19:22,735
Hey, ain't you the girl
that sold me that busted TV?
369
00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:24,751
Me? Yeah, that was me.
370
00:19:24,776 --> 00:19:26,311
- Sorry about that.
- Mm-hmm.
371
00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:28,501
Jaylandra, why do you keep hanging out
372
00:19:28,526 --> 00:19:29,645
with these crazy-ass white girls?
373
00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:31,194
Actually, my mom's black.
374
00:19:31,219 --> 00:19:32,894
- No, what?
- Yeah, she is.
375
00:19:32,919 --> 00:19:34,864
Okay, but do you have to
tell everyone all the time?
376
00:19:34,889 --> 00:19:36,294
Listen, we need to pay
377
00:19:36,319 --> 00:19:37,804
our power bill, but we broke.
378
00:19:37,829 --> 00:19:40,093
- There it is. I ain't interested.
- No, it's different, look.
379
00:19:40,118 --> 00:19:41,356
I'm trying to get my life together,
380
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,071
I'm trying to marry my boyfriend Harold.
381
00:19:43,096 --> 00:19:44,597
That man owns two Applebee's.
382
00:19:44,622 --> 00:19:46,123
He ain't trying to marry your ass.
383
00:19:46,148 --> 00:19:48,253
Can you please just
look at the necklace?
384
00:19:48,278 --> 00:19:50,731
We really are trying to
fix our lives right now.
385
00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:52,519
I'm actually going back to school.
386
00:19:52,544 --> 00:19:55,045
That's a goddamn waste of time.
387
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:57,388
Aw, friggin' Debra, here we go.
388
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,961
Well, school's just
brainwashing and bullshit.
389
00:19:59,986 --> 00:20:01,105
Debra, stay out of it.
390
00:20:01,130 --> 00:20:03,265
Fine, it's your funeral, dummy.
391
00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:04,523
All right, I'll give you $20.
392
00:20:04,548 --> 00:20:06,907
Uh-uh! That's gold-plated. $100.
393
00:20:06,932 --> 00:20:09,582
- $40.
- The chain at least five grams. $90.
394
00:20:09,607 --> 00:20:13,424
Jaylandra, nobody gonna
buy no 7-Z-7 charm. $50.
395
00:20:13,449 --> 00:20:15,727
It says 727, that's our area code...
396
00:20:15,752 --> 00:20:17,585
Bitches'll buy that! $80.
397
00:20:17,610 --> 00:20:18,698
- $70.
- Done.
398
00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:20,518
All right.
399
00:20:21,948 --> 00:20:23,622
You know I'm-a sell this
for $200, right?
400
00:20:24,393 --> 00:20:26,086
You got to learn how to haggle, fool.
401
00:20:26,579 --> 00:20:28,247
I won't forget this, old man.
402
00:20:28,272 --> 00:20:30,026
- Old man?
- Yeah, old man.
403
00:20:30,051 --> 00:20:31,354
And don't you slip and fall,
404
00:20:31,379 --> 00:20:32,880
'cause I'm-a put your ass in a home.
405
00:20:34,747 --> 00:20:36,381
Open this damn door.
406
00:20:36,979 --> 00:20:38,623
Get your ass out of here.
407
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:40,639
Bye.
408
00:20:47,633 --> 00:20:49,126
Don't act like you can count, Daryl.
409
00:20:49,151 --> 00:20:50,572
Just turn our power back on.
410
00:20:50,823 --> 00:20:53,035
Better watch your mouth,
you loudmouth bitch.
411
00:20:53,060 --> 00:20:54,218
Or what, Daryl?
412
00:20:59,305 --> 00:21:00,305
Listen.
413
00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:02,232
You hear that? We did that.
414
00:21:02,257 --> 00:21:04,564
We're not losers,
and we don't need Mandy.
415
00:21:04,589 --> 00:21:06,655
I'm-a go get ready for Harold.
416
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,966
What now, y'all shady-ass bitches?
417
00:21:09,376 --> 00:21:10,961
Y'all better give me back my necklace
418
00:21:10,986 --> 00:21:12,311
before we whup your ass.
419
00:21:12,336 --> 00:21:14,432
Oh, hell yeah, I live for this shit.
420
00:21:14,457 --> 00:21:15,607
No, dude.
421
00:21:17,705 --> 00:21:19,121
We pawned your necklace.
422
00:21:19,146 --> 00:21:20,256
Do something.
423
00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:22,492
Crystal, stop. Listen.
We will get your necklace back, okay?
424
00:21:22,517 --> 00:21:24,047
Please just give us
a little bit of time.
425
00:21:26,668 --> 00:21:28,174
- Shelby, get up.
- Bitch!
426
00:21:28,199 --> 00:21:30,869
Oh... Erica, behind you! Oh!
427
00:21:33,336 --> 00:21:34,336
Damn.
428
00:21:34,913 --> 00:21:36,508
Oh, oh, no.
429
00:21:37,167 --> 00:21:39,383
Erica, use your teeth.
430
00:21:39,408 --> 00:21:42,053
Oh, now I got to knock this bitch out.
431
00:21:48,860 --> 00:21:50,514
I am so sorry.
432
00:21:50,755 --> 00:21:52,522
I'm sorry. No, I...
433
00:21:52,547 --> 00:21:54,189
Where'd you pawn my chain, huh?
434
00:21:54,214 --> 00:21:56,380
Wick City Pawns, 200 bucks.
435
00:21:56,405 --> 00:21:57,904
Okay, better give me 200, then.
436
00:21:57,929 --> 00:21:59,177
I don't got it.
437
00:21:59,202 --> 00:22:00,456
My lashes!
438
00:22:00,481 --> 00:22:02,439
Oh, my edges!
439
00:22:05,427 --> 00:22:07,571
Crystal, I have money, dude. Stop.
440
00:22:07,596 --> 00:22:09,218
No, that's for your GED.
441
00:22:09,243 --> 00:22:11,442
Oh, come on. We both know
I was gonna spend it
442
00:22:11,467 --> 00:22:13,515
on some dumb crap. Stop, dude.
443
00:22:13,936 --> 00:22:16,438
Besides, Debra's right,
school's bullshit.
444
00:22:16,463 --> 00:22:18,075
Debra from the pawnshop?
445
00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:20,315
Yeah, it's gonna be me in 40 years.
446
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,786
I'm never getting out of here.
447
00:22:21,811 --> 00:22:23,017
I'm just lying to myself.
448
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:25,314
Jesus, shut up, you sad bitch.
449
00:22:25,918 --> 00:22:27,497
My suit!
450
00:22:27,992 --> 00:22:32,090
You fucked up my suit, you bitch!
451
00:22:32,799 --> 00:22:34,934
God, here, stop, dude. Take it.
452
00:22:34,959 --> 00:22:36,284
I don't want no damn credit card.
453
00:22:36,309 --> 00:22:38,571
It's a gift card.
There's 200 bucks on it.
454
00:22:38,754 --> 00:22:40,890
Go, get the hell out of here.
455
00:22:42,459 --> 00:22:43,618
He a cop?
456
00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:46,206
No, that's my boyfriend.
457
00:22:51,526 --> 00:22:52,819
Okay, that's fair.
458
00:22:53,412 --> 00:22:54,684
That is fair.
459
00:22:55,242 --> 00:22:56,510
Stupid bitch.
460
00:22:57,999 --> 00:22:59,133
Come on, let's go.
461
00:22:59,343 --> 00:23:00,343
Wait.
462
00:23:00,368 --> 00:23:01,891
What's happening?
463
00:23:03,001 --> 00:23:04,377
We lost?
464
00:23:05,423 --> 00:23:07,057
What the hell is wrong with you guys?
465
00:23:07,082 --> 00:23:08,638
I beat the crap out of mine.
466
00:23:08,739 --> 00:23:10,360
Y'all are so embarrassing.
467
00:23:10,385 --> 00:23:11,710
Do I have to do everything?
468
00:23:11,735 --> 00:23:13,070
Freaking ridiculous.
469
00:23:18,067 --> 00:23:19,067
Man,
470
00:23:19,092 --> 00:23:21,366
I can't believe I thought
wearing a pantsuit
471
00:23:21,391 --> 00:23:22,779
would make Harold want to marry me.
472
00:23:22,804 --> 00:23:24,796
And I thought I was gonna stop stealing.
473
00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:26,449
But you know what? I like it,
474
00:23:26,474 --> 00:23:28,409
I'm good at it, and
it doesn't hurt anybody.
475
00:23:28,553 --> 00:23:30,620
God, if Mandy looked down on us before,
476
00:23:30,645 --> 00:23:32,843
I am glad she can't see us now.
477
00:23:33,431 --> 00:23:34,791
She ever call you back?
478
00:23:36,912 --> 00:23:37,912
Nope.
479
00:23:40,315 --> 00:23:41,523
We're sorry...
480
00:23:42,204 --> 00:23:43,912
- It's disconnected.
- Of course it is.
481
00:23:43,937 --> 00:23:46,812
Man, what the hell happened?
482
00:23:47,064 --> 00:23:49,745
All of a sudden, I feel like
I've made the worst decisions
483
00:23:49,770 --> 00:23:51,482
and wasted my entire life.
484
00:23:51,507 --> 00:23:54,845
Mandy's gonna have
a career and a dentist,
485
00:23:54,870 --> 00:23:57,683
and I'm just gonna get another DUI
486
00:23:57,708 --> 00:23:59,351
and die in a street fight.
487
00:23:59,376 --> 00:24:00,510
- That'd be tight.
- Oh, my God.
488
00:24:00,535 --> 00:24:02,027
I can't listen to this anymore.
489
00:24:02,481 --> 00:24:04,704
Just save your money
and get your dumb GED.
490
00:24:05,540 --> 00:24:07,296
Are you being a supportive friend?
491
00:24:07,321 --> 00:24:09,511
No. No.
492
00:24:09,536 --> 00:24:10,536
Shut up.
493
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:14,348
I'm just saying, you're, like,
super smart or whatever.
494
00:24:14,373 --> 00:24:15,700
So, if you want to waste your time
495
00:24:15,725 --> 00:24:17,987
learning math and
all that other dumb crap
496
00:24:18,012 --> 00:24:19,729
so you can leave the
raddest state in America,
497
00:24:19,754 --> 00:24:20,905
just shut up and do it.
498
00:24:20,930 --> 00:24:22,826
I mean, if Mandy can do it, so can you.
499
00:24:22,851 --> 00:24:24,519
Oh, yeah, that bitch ain't that smart.
500
00:24:25,053 --> 00:24:26,121
Wow.
501
00:24:26,558 --> 00:24:27,809
Thank you, guys.
502
00:24:28,910 --> 00:24:30,437
I think I...
503
00:24:32,574 --> 00:24:34,903
really needed to hear that today.
504
00:24:35,078 --> 00:24:37,316
Oh, God, are you crying?
505
00:24:37,843 --> 00:24:40,043
Don't cry. There's people around.
506
00:24:40,634 --> 00:24:42,053
The hell is wrong with you?
507
00:24:43,271 --> 00:24:44,271
You know what?
508
00:24:44,721 --> 00:24:47,153
I've been really thinking
about something, too.
509
00:24:47,608 --> 00:24:50,283
Stealing the shit out of
that Jet Ski right there.
510
00:24:50,308 --> 00:24:52,063
I mean, it's just sitting there.
511
00:24:52,088 --> 00:24:54,124
If we don't take it, someone else will.
512
00:24:54,149 --> 00:24:55,251
Yeah!
513
00:25:07,754 --> 00:25:08,754
Hey!
514
00:25:08,779 --> 00:25:11,315
Get off my Jet Ski, you whores!
515
00:25:16,313 --> 00:25:19,713
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