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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:07,209 I'm looking for a job. 2 00:00:07,210 --> 00:00:08,445 Right off the street? 3 00:00:08,446 --> 00:00:10,279 Yep. Right off the street. 4 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:13,779 You have placenta previa. The baby will be fine, 5 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:15,419 but you're gonna have to be on bed rest. 6 00:00:15,420 --> 00:00:17,455 - Jackie's pregnant? - Yeah. 7 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:20,250 Oh, God. I'm fine, I'm fine. 8 00:00:21,370 --> 00:00:23,211 You're getting a new roommate! 9 00:00:23,212 --> 00:00:24,979 - What? - You wanna live with me 10 00:00:24,980 --> 00:00:27,589 on the nights that I have the whole apartment to myself? 11 00:00:27,590 --> 00:00:30,510 She crushes up vitamins and puts them in my cereal, Frances! 12 00:00:31,790 --> 00:00:33,789 I'm going to crush it on bed rest. 13 00:00:33,790 --> 00:00:34,839 I'm gonna run some errands, 14 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:38,101 and I'm gonna kick this to-do list in the dick. 15 00:00:39,460 --> 00:00:41,520 - I got a job. - Doin' what? 16 00:00:42,530 --> 00:00:43,730 Helping birds. 17 00:00:43,731 --> 00:00:45,380 That's good! Right? 18 00:00:58,290 --> 00:00:59,669 So, should... 19 00:00:59,670 --> 00:01:01,899 Are you gonna start or, or shall I start? 20 00:01:01,900 --> 00:01:03,001 No. Be my guest. 21 00:01:03,670 --> 00:01:05,329 Okay. 22 00:01:05,330 --> 00:01:07,254 Well, kids... 23 00:01:07,255 --> 00:01:12,329 Here we are again, the proverbial family meeting. 24 00:01:12,330 --> 00:01:14,579 Um, this one is, uh... 25 00:01:14,580 --> 00:01:16,959 This one is interesting tonight. 26 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:19,090 Uh, it's something that... 27 00:01:20,290 --> 00:01:22,169 I don't think... 28 00:01:22,170 --> 00:01:24,739 either of us expected that we would be... 29 00:01:24,740 --> 00:01:26,139 - You know, I'll take it from here. - ... having to... okay. 30 00:01:26,140 --> 00:01:29,130 Thank you. I just needed a nudge in the right direction. 31 00:01:30,278 --> 00:01:32,300 Jackie and I are having a baby. 32 00:01:36,300 --> 00:01:37,709 Now, I... 33 00:01:37,710 --> 00:01:39,659 I know we're in uncharted waters here, 34 00:01:39,660 --> 00:01:41,629 so I feel like we should just dive in, you know? 35 00:01:41,630 --> 00:01:43,619 Uh, was it on purpose? 36 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:45,199 Take it away, Robert. 37 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:46,679 Okay, so... 38 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:49,003 If you're asking does God have a purpose... 39 00:01:49,004 --> 00:01:50,130 I wasn't asking that. 40 00:01:50,131 --> 00:01:54,718 - No, she wasn't asking that. - Wait, hold on. So you... 41 00:01:54,719 --> 00:01:56,329 No, no, no, no, no. Go for it. Go for it, Tom. 42 00:01:56,330 --> 00:01:58,264 So it was an accident? 43 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:03,499 Um, I would say it was more along the lines 44 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:05,289 of a blessed surprise. 45 00:02:05,290 --> 00:02:07,709 - Wow. - Fascinating, 'cause... 46 00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:10,719 I remember you talking to me over and over and over 47 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:12,639 about making sure to always use... 48 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:15,614 Oh, God, do we have to talk about this? It's gross! 49 00:02:15,615 --> 00:02:17,039 Jackie and I are adults, 50 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:19,534 and certain choices were made... 51 00:02:19,535 --> 00:02:21,162 But you said it was a surprise. 52 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:24,169 - Blessed surprise. - You gotta drop that, really. 53 00:02:24,170 --> 00:02:26,166 And, Mom, you're okay with it? 54 00:02:26,167 --> 00:02:28,499 Me? Oh, God, yeah. No, of course I'm okay. 55 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:29,739 Of course. Yeah, yeah. 56 00:02:29,740 --> 00:02:31,539 It's a... it's a blessed surprise. 57 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,009 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 58 00:02:36,010 --> 00:02:37,219 Hey, Lila, honey. 59 00:02:37,220 --> 00:02:38,589 - Yeah? - Do you wanna go over there? 60 00:02:38,590 --> 00:02:39,939 You wanna try that other one again? 61 00:02:39,940 --> 00:02:42,766 You know, the one with the... doesn't have any straps? 62 00:02:42,767 --> 00:02:45,249 No. No, you can just pick something out. 63 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:47,769 - Really? - Yeah. 64 00:02:47,770 --> 00:02:48,880 Come here. 65 00:02:51,025 --> 00:02:53,329 Oh, my God. This whole thing's a nightmare! 66 00:02:53,330 --> 00:02:55,419 The wedding, the baby. 67 00:02:55,420 --> 00:02:58,990 I mean, don't you just wanna punch your fist through some dry wall? 68 00:02:58,991 --> 00:03:00,499 Yes. No. 69 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:02,919 I don't know, it's confusing. It's, uh... 70 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:06,669 This Saturday, Robert is marrying someone else. 71 00:03:06,670 --> 00:03:09,410 Shouldn't bother me, but... 72 00:03:09,419 --> 00:03:12,059 Anyway, the kids seem like they're gonna be okay. 73 00:03:12,060 --> 00:03:13,399 And then, you know, if that's... 74 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,629 So, done. Done. End of story. 75 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:19,659 Well, thank God that they've scaled down on the ceremony. 76 00:03:19,660 --> 00:03:20,899 Now you don't have to go and pretend, 77 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,579 "Oh, I'm so cool with everything. 78 00:03:22,580 --> 00:03:24,099 This fucking freak show." 79 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:26,959 It's not a freak show, but I am relieved. 80 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:29,159 They get married, I get to sit at home 81 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,159 on my couch with the Times, 82 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:34,519 surrounded by pistachio shells. 83 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:37,829 - It's perfect. - You poor, sweet little bullshitter. 84 00:03:37,830 --> 00:03:39,739 Hey, you know what I'm gonna do for you this weekend? 85 00:03:39,740 --> 00:03:43,244 - What? - I am gonna take you to the zoo. 86 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:45,749 - No. - Come on! 87 00:03:45,750 --> 00:03:47,600 No. Go to the zoo? 88 00:03:49,060 --> 00:03:53,329 Span-o-ko-pita. Moo-sa-ka. 89 00:03:53,330 --> 00:03:56,579 Yeah, yeah. We just... we just have too much extra food. 90 00:03:56,580 --> 00:03:59,039 Aunt Helen, we didn't cut you off the guest list. 91 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:01,359 We cut everyone off the guest list. 92 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:03,209 What do you mean nobody will eat it? 93 00:04:03,210 --> 00:04:04,973 You're a homeless shelter, bruh. 94 00:04:04,974 --> 00:04:07,259 - Bobby! - Sorry. 95 00:04:07,260 --> 00:04:08,599 I will reimburse you for the train. 96 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:09,919 - Okay. Okay, yeah. - Yeah. 97 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:12,959 - I love you. Bye. - Okay. Yep, yep. Okay, bye. 98 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:15,689 Hey, um, will you take my dress to the cleaners? 99 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:18,339 - Roger that. - And, um, you will pick Ella 100 00:04:18,340 --> 00:04:20,159 up at the airport and bring her to the salon, 101 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,169 and Lila will meet her there. 102 00:04:21,170 --> 00:04:23,069 Airport. Salon. Lila. 103 00:04:23,070 --> 00:04:25,577 And don't forget to tell the cleaner about the stain on the boob. 104 00:04:25,578 --> 00:04:28,129 Standing instructions for the cleaners: 105 00:04:28,130 --> 00:04:30,291 no starch in bow, no stain on boob. 106 00:04:54,750 --> 00:04:56,249 Hey. 107 00:04:56,250 --> 00:04:58,289 Hey. 108 00:04:58,290 --> 00:04:59,719 Got you a present. 109 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:01,579 - You did? - Mm-hmm. 110 00:05:01,580 --> 00:05:04,380 Is it a real one or a ha-ha one? 111 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,939 Okay, ha-ha. Very funny. 112 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:09,379 I want you to be prepared for tomorrow, 113 00:05:09,380 --> 00:05:10,959 so it's not hawk-ward. 114 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:12,479 All right, 115 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,833 get it out of your system, go ahead. 116 00:05:14,834 --> 00:05:15,959 - Carry on. - Come on! 117 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:17,879 I just wanna quack you up. 118 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:21,629 That's not fair. You came prepared. 119 00:05:21,630 --> 00:05:24,159 All right, okay. Hold on a second. 120 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:25,680 Uh... 121 00:05:27,265 --> 00:05:30,539 - Please sparrow me your lousy puns. - Mmmmmm! 122 00:05:30,540 --> 00:05:31,935 - Uhh! - Mmmmm! 123 00:05:33,437 --> 00:05:36,274 Hey, let's go away this weekend. 124 00:05:37,540 --> 00:05:38,959 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 125 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:40,569 Any particular reason why? 126 00:05:40,570 --> 00:05:42,639 No. It's-it's wonderful that they're getting married. 127 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:46,320 I'm very happy for him. I would just prefer to be nowhere near it. 128 00:05:47,220 --> 00:05:48,789 Okay. 129 00:05:48,790 --> 00:05:50,662 Miami, my treat. 130 00:05:50,663 --> 00:05:51,999 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 131 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,359 I meant like, you know. I don't know... 132 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:54,799 like Mount Airy Lodge or something. 133 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:55,959 No, I can't let you do that. 134 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:58,319 Yes, you can, so let's get the fuck out of here. 135 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:00,005 Come on. 136 00:06:00,006 --> 00:06:03,968 Miami! Yeah! 137 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:06,460 Okay? 138 00:06:07,170 --> 00:06:08,329 Miami? 139 00:06:09,932 --> 00:06:11,419 - Let's go! - Oh! 140 00:06:11,420 --> 00:06:13,039 Awww... 141 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,289 "The Naughty Fireman." 142 00:06:15,290 --> 00:06:16,897 I miss that. 143 00:06:16,898 --> 00:06:19,699 Nick used to pretend to rescue me from a burning building, 144 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:23,119 give me CPR, strap me to the gurney... 145 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:25,629 Anyway, fuck him. 146 00:06:25,630 --> 00:06:26,990 Just pretend like I'm not here. 147 00:06:26,991 --> 00:06:28,499 Ignore me. 148 00:06:31,250 --> 00:06:33,249 All right. 149 00:06:33,250 --> 00:06:35,099 Yeah, I'll look for flights. 150 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:36,583 Diane? 151 00:06:36,584 --> 00:06:38,836 Diane, that's not your room. 152 00:06:39,830 --> 00:06:41,459 I've done some research, 153 00:06:41,460 --> 00:06:44,040 physician-assisted suicide. 154 00:06:44,050 --> 00:06:46,129 It's a daunting decision. 155 00:06:46,130 --> 00:06:48,579 It's expensive, too. 156 00:06:48,580 --> 00:06:51,019 But I figure, why go through all the rigmarole 157 00:06:51,020 --> 00:06:53,599 when I can just drink a tall glass of fabric softener? 158 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,560 Mm-hmm. 159 00:06:55,561 --> 00:06:57,563 Yeah. You're not even listening. 160 00:06:57,564 --> 00:06:59,059 Doesn't surprise me. 161 00:06:59,060 --> 00:07:00,459 You haven't been listening for weeks. 162 00:07:00,460 --> 00:07:01,983 Oh, of course I am! 163 00:07:01,984 --> 00:07:05,329 Oh, okay, so tell me how long do I have. 164 00:07:05,330 --> 00:07:07,019 About 20 minutes. 165 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:09,419 Not the session. 166 00:07:09,420 --> 00:07:11,369 How long did my oncologist give me? 167 00:07:12,330 --> 00:07:14,299 Was it "A," six months, 168 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:17,699 "B," two years, or "C," any moment? 169 00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:19,339 Bennett, you're insulting me. 170 00:07:19,340 --> 00:07:20,629 Choose! 171 00:07:20,630 --> 00:07:22,045 Eight months... six months! 172 00:07:22,046 --> 00:07:25,131 There's nothing wrong with me. 173 00:07:25,132 --> 00:07:26,959 I made that up ten minutes ago. 174 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:29,386 Well, we should talk about that. 175 00:07:29,387 --> 00:07:31,559 Bennett, please sit down, okay? 176 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:33,829 - We need to unpack this. - I'm not unpacking. 177 00:07:33,830 --> 00:07:35,809 I am packing and leaving. 178 00:07:35,810 --> 00:07:38,579 Well, Bennett, we have been working together 179 00:07:38,580 --> 00:07:39,854 for seven years! 180 00:07:39,855 --> 00:07:41,800 Sell that to the next sucker. 181 00:07:54,860 --> 00:07:57,329 So, I thought it might be best to, um, 182 00:07:57,330 --> 00:07:59,749 kind of just start off with 183 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:03,829 what your expectations are of me. 184 00:08:03,830 --> 00:08:05,839 I just haven't been told much yet. 185 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:09,092 As you can see, this is a... this is a small operation. 186 00:08:09,093 --> 00:08:11,761 So, as Managing Director, 187 00:08:11,762 --> 00:08:15,015 you'd be in charge of, um, everything. 188 00:08:15,016 --> 00:08:17,479 Okay, so what does "everything" entail? 189 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:20,469 Usual stuff... answering phones, bookkeeping, 190 00:08:20,470 --> 00:08:23,119 - running out for lunch... - Buying stamps. 191 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:26,401 Well, I'm, I'm happy to hit the ground running. 192 00:08:26,402 --> 00:08:28,903 It'll be good for me to be busy this week. 193 00:08:28,904 --> 00:08:30,719 My ex is getting married. 194 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:33,569 I mean, not that... never mind, never mind, never mind, but... 195 00:08:33,570 --> 00:08:36,953 Busy, busy. Like a woodpecker. 196 00:08:36,954 --> 00:08:39,081 Because they... they seem very busy. 197 00:08:39,082 --> 00:08:41,119 Yeah, good, because the more you care, 198 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:42,629 the less I have to. 199 00:08:42,630 --> 00:08:44,419 And one more thing... 200 00:08:44,420 --> 00:08:45,838 Curtail the bird humor. 201 00:08:47,923 --> 00:08:50,220 But I shouldn't have to tell you that. 202 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:55,419 No bird humor. 203 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,789 It's a warbler. 204 00:09:10,790 --> 00:09:14,719 Oh, right. 205 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,289 It's pretty. 206 00:09:16,290 --> 00:09:18,079 - You. You. - Oh. 207 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:32,340 You sure you want to do this? 208 00:09:32,343 --> 00:09:35,399 He's never coming home again. 209 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,050 Come on. 210 00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:42,679 Fuck it, I'll put a treadmill in here. 211 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:43,999 Never? 212 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,357 Or just not for winter break? 213 00:09:47,358 --> 00:09:50,059 Doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. It's good, it's good. 214 00:09:50,060 --> 00:09:51,839 It's-it's-it's good for me, you know? I just... 215 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:55,169 I need to learn how to detach and... 216 00:09:55,170 --> 00:09:56,899 if that means burying his baby teeth 217 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:58,600 in the back yard? So be it. 218 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,300 Oh, my God! 219 00:10:06,830 --> 00:10:09,199 So tell me, how much of this is because of Cole 220 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:12,419 and how much of this is because of the patient that left you? 221 00:10:12,420 --> 00:10:17,379 Who cares? They're both ungrateful assholes! 222 00:10:17,380 --> 00:10:19,098 And both bed wetters, by the way. 223 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,941 It's dead, don't worry. 224 00:10:33,290 --> 00:10:35,579 Pick it up, Cece! 225 00:10:35,580 --> 00:10:37,659 Pick it up, Lila! 226 00:10:37,660 --> 00:10:39,829 Hey, uh, can you cover practice on Saturday? 227 00:10:39,830 --> 00:10:41,744 I'm, you know, getting married. 228 00:10:41,745 --> 00:10:44,539 Oh, yes! Yes! 229 00:10:44,540 --> 00:10:47,010 Congrats, man. My role model. 230 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:49,879 Yeah, we're keeping it small. 231 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:52,379 Just the kids, the justice of peace. 232 00:10:52,380 --> 00:10:55,580 It's because of Jackie's bed rest. 233 00:10:55,593 --> 00:10:57,379 So, uh, when's the bachelor party? 234 00:10:57,380 --> 00:10:58,469 Oh, God, no. 235 00:10:58,470 --> 00:11:00,709 I'm not a bachelor party guy. 236 00:11:00,710 --> 00:11:01,879 Not at all. 237 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:03,789 Actually, strippers scare me. 238 00:11:03,790 --> 00:11:04,809 No shit, dude. 239 00:11:04,810 --> 00:11:08,099 Strippers will blackmail you. 240 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,229 Hey. 241 00:11:09,230 --> 00:11:10,679 - Hey! - How you doing? 242 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:11,779 Good. How they looking out there? 243 00:11:11,780 --> 00:11:13,119 - Yeah. Great. - Yeah? 244 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:15,419 - Like champs, seriously. - Hey, Mom! 245 00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:17,699 Cece, you walk on this court, 246 00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:19,449 and you walk your butt home! 247 00:11:19,450 --> 00:11:20,570 Let's go! 248 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:27,050 - How are you? - Good, good. How are you? 249 00:11:28,330 --> 00:11:29,499 You forgot, huh? 250 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,340 Oh, shit. 251 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:33,879 I forgot. 252 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,879 Yeah, she's gonna be at Carla's till probably 7:00. 253 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:37,249 Right. 7:00. 254 00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:39,459 Okay, well... 255 00:11:39,460 --> 00:11:41,179 I'll just get a tea. 256 00:11:41,180 --> 00:11:42,347 I've got a book. 257 00:11:42,348 --> 00:11:44,308 - Okay. - I'll come back. 258 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:49,730 Do you want to get dinner? 259 00:11:51,260 --> 00:11:53,040 Okay. 260 00:11:53,050 --> 00:11:54,526 Okay. 261 00:11:56,670 --> 00:11:59,789 I get her point. She's too old for bunk beds. 262 00:11:59,790 --> 00:12:01,629 Hmm. 263 00:12:01,630 --> 00:12:04,129 What is she asking for exactly? A single? 264 00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:06,079 - A double. - Hmm. 265 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,959 - And you're gonna get it? - I don't know. Maybe. 266 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,239 Okay, just my opinion. 267 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:13,289 But for somebody that doesn't pay rent, 268 00:12:13,290 --> 00:12:15,329 Diane is getting damn bossy. 269 00:12:15,330 --> 00:12:16,999 Does she... 270 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,379 - does she do the laundry? - I know. 271 00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:21,052 I hate disappointing her. 272 00:12:21,053 --> 00:12:24,509 So, I hope you weren't offended about the wedding. 273 00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:27,439 - No, of course not. - I mean, we disinvited everybody. 274 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:30,209 And Jackie's family was pissed! 275 00:12:30,210 --> 00:12:31,419 Ugh. 276 00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:33,129 They're tailgaters at heart. 277 00:12:33,130 --> 00:12:35,608 Regardless of the event. 278 00:12:35,609 --> 00:12:37,499 Well, let's be honest. 279 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,999 Neither of us wanted me there. 280 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,800 It was like a game of etiquette chicken. 281 00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:47,249 Besides, Henry is taking me to Miami this weekend. 282 00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:48,669 - Nice! - Mm-hmm. 283 00:12:48,670 --> 00:12:50,082 Crossing state lines. 284 00:12:50,830 --> 00:12:53,010 We're crossing state lines. 285 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:58,840 Well... 286 00:12:59,420 --> 00:13:05,559 - Oooh. - Yes. To my ex-husband... 287 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:08,260 on the eve of his wedding. 288 00:13:10,670 --> 00:13:15,829 May you have all the happiness you so richly deserve. 289 00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:18,919 A marriage filled with love... 290 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,720 good health... 291 00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:27,510 and trust. 292 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,970 Thanks. 293 00:13:39,670 --> 00:13:41,200 Wait, it just hit me. 294 00:13:42,210 --> 00:13:43,919 This is my bachelor party. 295 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,769 This is it. 296 00:13:45,770 --> 00:13:47,096 With my ex-wife. 297 00:13:47,097 --> 00:13:48,439 I didn't order strippers 298 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:49,929 because I know how much they scare you. 299 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,400 Right there. 300 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,749 You know I could never lie to you. 301 00:13:57,750 --> 00:13:59,940 Uh-uh. 302 00:13:59,943 --> 00:14:02,196 I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. 303 00:14:03,170 --> 00:14:04,197 Really? 304 00:14:04,198 --> 00:14:05,699 I'm getting married and having a baby 305 00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:08,550 with somebody that I haven't even known for a year. 306 00:14:09,830 --> 00:14:11,788 Some people would think that was psychotic. 307 00:14:11,789 --> 00:14:14,249 But you seem so happy in love. 308 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,899 Yeah, maybe it's just pre-wedding jitters. 309 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:21,798 Yeah, it's... It'll be fine. 310 00:14:21,799 --> 00:14:24,217 Well, did you feel that way before we got married? 311 00:14:24,218 --> 00:14:25,552 No. 312 00:14:26,970 --> 00:14:29,599 Oh! You two again! 313 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:30,759 Every week! 314 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:34,139 I'm telling Dan you stole his table! 315 00:14:39,108 --> 00:14:40,229 What? 316 00:14:40,230 --> 00:14:43,600 I don't have a clue. 317 00:14:51,630 --> 00:14:52,839 Mmm. 318 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,209 I'm almost ready. 319 00:14:56,210 --> 00:14:59,599 Oh, no. Almost? 320 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,550 Oh, boy. 321 00:15:02,170 --> 00:15:03,800 Okay. 322 00:15:22,550 --> 00:15:24,485 Oh! Hi! 323 00:15:24,486 --> 00:15:25,499 Hello. 324 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,039 - You must be Frances. - Mm-hmm. 325 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,499 I'm Ursula, Henry's ex. 326 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,158 Oh, hi, yeah. 327 00:15:30,159 --> 00:15:32,329 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 328 00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:35,459 Oh, he's, um... I don't know. 329 00:15:35,460 --> 00:15:37,166 I don't need him. Payroll. 330 00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:39,000 Okay. 331 00:15:39,001 --> 00:15:40,501 You two going away? 332 00:15:40,502 --> 00:15:42,336 - Yeah, Miami. - Smart. 333 00:15:42,337 --> 00:15:45,630 You should enjoy it while it's still there. 334 00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:52,763 Ursula? 335 00:15:52,764 --> 00:15:55,039 Yeah, it's Ursula. 336 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,726 You should pack some sunscreen. 337 00:15:56,727 --> 00:15:58,749 He burns like a bale of hay. 338 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,920 Oh. Okay. 339 00:16:00,939 --> 00:16:02,356 Yeah, I knew that. 340 00:16:02,357 --> 00:16:04,300 Have a good time. 341 00:16:09,630 --> 00:16:12,789 Hey, Ella says Lila's not at the salon yet. 342 00:16:12,790 --> 00:16:14,880 What? I'll call her. 343 00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:16,919 - Hi. - Oh, hey, man. 344 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:20,720 Uh, yeah, you can just put those in the kitchen. 345 00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:25,079 Lila. 346 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,800 Where are you? Call me. Thank you. 347 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,169 Oh, hey, yeah. 348 00:16:30,170 --> 00:16:31,999 Yeah, you can just set those anywhere. 349 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,299 Sorry, do you have some gauze 350 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:34,539 and some antibacterial ointment? 351 00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:35,889 I'm in bad shape here. 352 00:16:35,890 --> 00:16:37,159 Bobby, can you bring me my dress? 353 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,480 I want to get everything all set. 354 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:45,484 No. 355 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:50,446 Oh, man, I, I totally forgot. It's still in the truck. 356 00:16:50,447 --> 00:16:53,407 That was the one thing I asked you to do. 357 00:16:53,408 --> 00:16:56,118 In all fairness, it wasn't just the one thing. 358 00:16:56,119 --> 00:16:58,879 Do you think I like asking you to do everything? 359 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:01,080 I would kill to drop off my own dry cleaning! 360 00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:03,669 I'm sorry. Can you wear a different dress? 361 00:17:04,380 --> 00:17:07,079 It's the dress I wore the night we got pregnant. 362 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,879 I wanted to wear it on my wedding day. 363 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,259 It is the one thing 364 00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:12,260 that was still gonna be the way I pictured it. 365 00:17:12,261 --> 00:17:14,799 - I'm sorry. - Look, Robby. 366 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:19,079 I know you've been married before, but I haven't. 367 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,060 And this is still a very big deal to me. 368 00:17:21,061 --> 00:17:23,169 Even bigger than I thought it would be. 369 00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:25,419 Wa... wait a second. 370 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,249 Yeah, I was married before. 371 00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:30,749 And then I had to go through a hellfire, acid bath 372 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,329 of a fucking divorce. 373 00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:33,959 And now I'm getting married again. 374 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:36,899 So, yeah. Shit, yeah. This is a big deal to me. 375 00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:39,280 This one has to be forever. 376 00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:45,919 Here, man. 377 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,120 - I'm sorry, I shouldn't drive. - Dude! 378 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:50,160 Get the fuck out! 379 00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:55,887 Could you please get me my dirty dress? 380 00:17:59,349 --> 00:18:01,999 All right... office, Mom's, airport. 381 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,459 Yeah, but we gotta, gotta keep it moving. 382 00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:06,539 What the hell are we gonna do for three hours 383 00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:07,879 at the airport anyway? 384 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,959 It just makes me feel more comfortable to have time. 385 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,019 I like to get there early, 386 00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:12,799 buy my World of Interiors magazine, 387 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,629 - my greasy Cinnabon. - Ah. 388 00:18:14,630 --> 00:18:15,829 Just makes me feel good. 389 00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:18,749 So, does, um... does Ursula just... 390 00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:21,996 walk in and out of your apartment all the time? 391 00:18:21,997 --> 00:18:23,459 No. I told her I've been dating you. 392 00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:25,329 She did it just to screw with me. 393 00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:27,169 Oh. Well, you know, 394 00:18:27,170 --> 00:18:29,579 they say that you can learn so much about a person 395 00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:31,079 by traveling with them. 396 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,800 I already have. 397 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,053 Gotta change the locks on your ex-wife. 398 00:18:36,054 --> 00:18:37,199 Done. 399 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,680 Okay, here, give me the groceries. 400 00:18:40,330 --> 00:18:43,100 Uh, been meaning to mention something, actually. 401 00:18:43,101 --> 00:18:45,436 Ursula and I aren't technically divorced. 402 00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:53,560 What? 403 00:18:57,282 --> 00:19:01,243 Oh, my God! I love your look! 404 00:19:01,244 --> 00:19:03,663 It's fun but pulled together. 405 00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,789 Oh, well, thank you very much! 406 00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:07,019 It's Rebecca Taylor. 407 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:09,543 Don't tell anyone, but it's from three seasons ago. 408 00:19:09,544 --> 00:19:11,179 You know, you should help me. 409 00:19:11,180 --> 00:19:15,169 I'm thinking of a complete style makeover. 410 00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:17,329 - Is that right? - Yeah. 411 00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:18,899 Well, well, well. 412 00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:21,119 I am gonna break you down 413 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,249 and build you back up 414 00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:24,959 stitch by stitch. 415 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,268 I'm Diane. 416 00:19:26,269 --> 00:19:27,499 - Sharon. - Sharon. 417 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,139 Diane, let's spend some money. 418 00:19:30,140 --> 00:19:32,100 I would love it! 419 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,880 Talk to me. 420 00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:49,719 It really is because of the business? 421 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:50,979 There's no other reason? 422 00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:52,289 If we had split up the business, 423 00:19:52,290 --> 00:19:54,880 it would've killed us financially. 424 00:19:58,380 --> 00:19:59,969 - Hola, Frances. - Hi, Joseph. 425 00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:11,579 So, it's just... I don't know. 426 00:20:11,580 --> 00:20:12,699 If it's really not a big deal, 427 00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:14,019 then why didn't you just say something? 428 00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:15,859 It's just legal shit. 429 00:20:15,860 --> 00:20:18,260 Okay. 430 00:20:19,540 --> 00:20:24,059 Sometimes, I like to avoid things. 431 00:20:24,060 --> 00:20:27,259 - That's honest. - It really only matters 432 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,999 if either of us want to get married again. 433 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,619 I definitely don't, so... 434 00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:32,629 Oh, you don't? 435 00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:34,209 Never. 436 00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:35,480 Uh-uh. 437 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,749 Another thing I get to learn about you. 438 00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,385 Okay, off to your mom's. 439 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,289 Why don't you want to get married again? 440 00:20:45,290 --> 00:20:46,307 Just wondering. 441 00:20:46,308 --> 00:20:48,517 Well, because I did it, it didn't work out, 442 00:20:48,518 --> 00:20:51,437 so now I don't ever have to do it again. 443 00:20:51,438 --> 00:20:53,279 Besides, the best part of being our age is 444 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,829 now we get to do whatever the hell we want. 445 00:20:55,830 --> 00:20:58,829 Right? No more rules. 446 00:20:58,830 --> 00:21:01,579 Uh, expiration date was two days ago? 447 00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:03,499 It's your mother. 448 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:04,618 But there's no blue. 449 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,669 Well, you know, one could argue... 450 00:21:08,670 --> 00:21:11,799 that the second time would be more meaningful. 451 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,669 Because of what we've learned. 452 00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:15,490 Because there are no rules now. 453 00:21:17,170 --> 00:21:18,631 So, do you want to get married again? 454 00:21:18,632 --> 00:21:20,675 Well, it depends who's asking. 455 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:26,510 No, I'm just kidding. That's... Nah, just kidding. Uh... 456 00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,510 I don't know. I guess not. 457 00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:31,400 Come on, let's go. 458 00:21:34,231 --> 00:21:37,379 All right, off to Miami! 459 00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:39,319 Oh, sorry. 460 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:40,800 Hello? 461 00:21:42,330 --> 00:21:45,379 Well, no, haven't seen her since this morning when I left. 462 00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:47,050 Has Tom seen her? 463 00:21:48,790 --> 00:21:52,539 Um, okay, well, I'll try her and then I'll call you back. 464 00:21:52,540 --> 00:21:54,549 No, no, no. I can do it. It's okay. Okay. 465 00:21:54,550 --> 00:21:56,130 Yeah, bye. 466 00:22:02,380 --> 00:22:04,759 - What? - Lila, honey, where are you? 467 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,219 - I'm at the apartment. - Well, what are you doing there? 468 00:22:07,220 --> 00:22:08,999 You're supposed to be at your father's. 469 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,560 I don't feel like going. 470 00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,679 - Why, what happened? - Nothing. 471 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,959 I shouldn't be forced to go if I don't want to. 472 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,273 Well, honey, no one's forcing you to go. 473 00:22:17,274 --> 00:22:19,800 Mom, I don't want to talk about it. 474 00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:25,282 Fuck! 475 00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:28,289 It's okay. 476 00:22:28,290 --> 00:22:29,870 We can do this another time. 477 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,720 Come on. 478 00:22:44,759 --> 00:22:46,789 Do you know what this means, Mimi? 479 00:22:46,790 --> 00:22:50,039 A studio apartment in a shitty neighborhood, 480 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:53,169 but all mine! 481 00:22:53,170 --> 00:22:54,852 Okay, Sharon, you all set, honey? 482 00:22:54,853 --> 00:22:56,640 - Mm-hmm. - Thank you very much. 483 00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,340 Put that in there. 484 00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:08,989 _ 485 00:23:08,990 --> 00:23:13,259 Huh. I'm sure this is just some kind of security precaution, 486 00:23:13,260 --> 00:23:16,040 but for some reason it's saying that your card's been declined. 487 00:23:16,041 --> 00:23:18,419 Oh, gosh! 488 00:23:18,420 --> 00:23:20,319 How could I forget? 489 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,169 I don't have any money, 490 00:23:22,170 --> 00:23:25,507 because your bitch husband stole everything we had. 491 00:23:25,508 --> 00:23:27,459 I live with my daughter now. 492 00:23:27,460 --> 00:23:29,959 She makes me feel like a visiting virus. 493 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,960 So fuck you! 494 00:23:35,852 --> 00:23:38,300 You probably better restock that. 495 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,419 Okay. 496 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,300 Oh, my. 497 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,039 Well... 498 00:23:56,040 --> 00:24:00,999 I could splash some merlot strategically on the other boob 499 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,249 so that it matches. 500 00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:06,300 - Ugh. - I love you. 501 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,970 I love you, too. 502 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,660 Lila? 503 00:24:12,670 --> 00:24:14,800 Goddammit! 504 00:24:19,540 --> 00:24:20,939 Just a huge point of pride. 505 00:24:20,940 --> 00:24:22,690 I've never had to do this before. 506 00:24:22,691 --> 00:24:24,859 Okay, where are you? 507 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,510 She's at the mall. 508 00:24:30,580 --> 00:24:31,979 She's at the mall, okay. 509 00:24:31,980 --> 00:24:34,709 My God, does she ever pick anything up? 510 00:24:34,710 --> 00:24:36,979 All right, let's go! 511 00:24:42,420 --> 00:24:43,752 All right... 512 00:24:43,753 --> 00:24:46,129 Shit, it doesn't say which floor. 513 00:24:46,130 --> 00:24:49,200 I feel like we should just go... clockwise. 514 00:24:52,620 --> 00:24:54,180 Oh. 515 00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:08,779 Do you mind? 516 00:25:08,780 --> 00:25:10,329 I've been thinking about one of those all day. 517 00:25:10,330 --> 00:25:12,169 Yeah, take it. I feel like I'm gonna barf. 518 00:25:12,170 --> 00:25:13,590 Okay. 519 00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:23,380 Wow. 520 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,050 Okay, here's the thing... 521 00:25:32,210 --> 00:25:34,380 I still care about your dad. 522 00:25:35,210 --> 00:25:38,259 And I know he really wants you there. 523 00:25:38,260 --> 00:25:41,380 But that is your decision. I would never push you to go. 524 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:45,273 But I just want to tell you this, okay? 525 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,401 If you don't go... 526 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,430 I'm just worried that... 527 00:25:52,210 --> 00:25:54,129 you know, in a few years, 528 00:25:54,130 --> 00:25:56,959 you're gonna look back and you're gonna regret it. 529 00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:01,079 And you're gonna remember how much it meant to your father, 530 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,459 and you're gonna feel lousy. 531 00:26:02,460 --> 00:26:04,370 And I just don't want you to go through that. 532 00:26:07,295 --> 00:26:09,470 Like I said, it's your choice. 533 00:26:22,830 --> 00:26:24,959 Oh, my God, I had one bite, I feel sick. 534 00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:41,800 - Hi. - Hey. 535 00:26:46,210 --> 00:26:47,760 Hello. 536 00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:52,660 So, you saved the day. 537 00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:54,634 I was happy to help. 538 00:26:56,290 --> 00:26:59,560 - What about Miami? - Oh. Another time. 539 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,180 It's gonna be okay. 540 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,709 Thanks. 541 00:27:09,710 --> 00:27:11,800 Yeah. 542 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,010 - Hang on one second. - Okay. 543 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,130 I'm sorry. 544 00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:37,039 What are you talking about? 545 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,219 It's a good day. 546 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:11,360 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 547 00:29:33,580 --> 00:29:35,319 Work sucks. 548 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:39,439 Maybe I don't give a shit about people's problems anymore. 549 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,849 Oh, you poor thing. You're waiting for me 550 00:29:40,850 --> 00:29:42,579 to say something wise, aren't you? 551 00:29:42,580 --> 00:29:43,969 - Mm-hmm. - Mm. 552 00:29:43,970 --> 00:29:48,679 Our son entered the delusion that college is optional. 553 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:49,939 I looked in his face back there, 554 00:29:49,940 --> 00:29:51,880 and I saw the eyes of a taxidermy mule. 555 00:29:52,562 --> 00:29:54,329 - High-five on co-parenting. - All right. 556 00:29:54,330 --> 00:29:55,799 High... Right here. 557 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,310 Surprise! 558 00:29:58,318 --> 00:29:59,527 Nice ears, Helen Keller! 559 00:30:00,260 --> 00:30:01,579 Tom, you have to go to college. 560 00:30:01,580 --> 00:30:05,010 It's a rip-off. Even Jackie says it's a waste of time. 561 00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:08,789 She has no business sharing her opinions with him. 562 00:30:08,790 --> 00:30:09,995 Just let me talk to Jackie. 563 00:30:09,996 --> 00:30:12,497 She's all yours... as soon as I finish. 564 00:30:12,498 --> 00:30:15,834 Well, strike up the band! Barbie's here! 39037

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