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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,066 --> 00:00:02,768 Iron man: Is my armor on straight? 2 00:00:02,770 --> 00:00:05,738 Welcome, I'm meagan mclaren and sitting across from me, 3 00:00:05,740 --> 00:00:10,075 Is none other than the invincible iron man himself, tony stark. 4 00:00:10,077 --> 00:00:13,012 "invincible" is a tad overblown. 5 00:00:13,014 --> 00:00:18,183 I'll also accept invulnerable, indomitable, and irresistible. 6 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:21,720 Tell me, what were you feeling 7 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:23,589 As the mayor declared "avengers' day" at the parade? 8 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:25,657 He even gave you the keys to the city. 9 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:27,493 Well, honored, of course. 10 00:00:27,495 --> 00:00:30,162 You know, it's nice when my hard work gets noticed... 11 00:00:31,164 --> 00:00:32,464 (growls) 12 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:34,800 I mean "our" hard work. 13 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:37,036 (chuckles and sighs) 14 00:00:37,038 --> 00:00:40,039 Meagan: Tell me your thoughts on the festivities, captain. 15 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:40,039 What can I say? 16 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:42,641 We do what we can, when we can. 17 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,543 And we do it with pride. 18 00:00:46,112 --> 00:00:48,113 Avengers' day? Yeah, whatever. 19 00:00:48,115 --> 00:00:50,816 Have you tried this cake? It is amazing. 20 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:52,818 I mean, how can one not feel stoked? 21 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:55,054 I'm still geeking out over here! 22 00:00:55,056 --> 00:00:57,456 How about a smile? I am smiling. 23 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:02,628 Hulk's strongest there is. Nuff said. 24 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:05,364 Actually, thor claimed he's stronger. 25 00:01:05,366 --> 00:01:07,299 Your response? 26 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:10,569 Two words. Hulk strongest. 27 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,571 But thor has lightning and a hammer. 28 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,139 You just have... What? 29 00:01:14,141 --> 00:01:15,774 Big fists? Yes! 30 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:17,276 (growls) 31 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:20,245 So, hulk says he's the strongest. Thoughts? 32 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:22,848 Ha! Hulk is a worthy competitor, 33 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:26,552 But I think we all know how any competition would end. 34 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:27,719 (roars) 35 00:01:30,623 --> 00:01:31,723 (roaring) 36 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:38,263 We've really got to get stronger walls. 37 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:38,263 (shutters clicking) (thor laughs) 38 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:44,570 Come, friend hulk, taste the might of mjolnir and witness your better. 39 00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:50,309 Would we be able to gloss over this part? 'cause... 40 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:51,610 (whistles casually) 41 00:01:52,879 --> 00:01:54,346 Avengers, assemble. 42 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:07,359 Fight on, brother! 43 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:10,762 Let loose the competition that burns in you! 44 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:13,799 Show us the great warrior of asgard! 45 00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:18,637 (both grunting) 46 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:26,378 I can't control it! 47 00:02:29,849 --> 00:02:31,517 Thor! Your lightning! 48 00:02:32,519 --> 00:02:33,585 (grunts) 49 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:41,426 End this! With pleasure! 50 00:02:55,475 --> 00:02:56,909 Hulk! 51 00:02:56,911 --> 00:02:58,377 Way ahead of ya. 52 00:03:01,781 --> 00:03:03,182 You're welcome. 53 00:03:03,184 --> 00:03:05,184 (screams) 54 00:03:05,785 --> 00:03:08,754 What? My breath? (sniffs) 55 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:09,821 Mint? 56 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:11,590 Something's not right. 57 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:13,325 Where'd that bugle reporter go? 58 00:03:13,327 --> 00:03:14,893 Iron man: What were you thinking? 59 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:18,263 You just endangered the lives of a dozen people. 60 00:03:18,265 --> 00:03:19,765 And for what? 61 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:21,466 An arm-wrestling contest? 62 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:22,801 Rage issues. 63 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:24,303 What's your excuse? 64 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:26,939 Apologies, stark. Our friendly competition, 65 00:03:26,941 --> 00:03:29,608 While the asgardian way, got out of hand... 66 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:31,843 Meagan: The famous asgardian way... 67 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:34,947 Tell me, is this the same "friendly competition" 68 00:03:34,949 --> 00:03:37,816 That turned your own brother, loki, into an outcast? 69 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:41,687 Hardly. Loki and I lived to compete as children. 70 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:43,789 I do not know when that changed for him. 71 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:46,825 Meagan: Maybe it was never as "friendly" as you thought, 72 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:49,728 But hulk, you were incredible! 73 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:51,597 (groans) 74 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:53,932 You're a hero! Come again? 75 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:55,801 Aye! We are all heroes! 76 00:03:55,803 --> 00:03:59,871 You may have lightning, and a giant block of stone on a wood stick, 77 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:01,673 But you're no hulk. 78 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:03,442 Hear that, goldilocks? 79 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:05,911 Not hulk. (growls) 80 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:07,813 (screams) power down, thor! 81 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:09,314 This isn't the place. 82 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:10,782 Hulk, stop taunting him. 83 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:11,917 Just playing. 84 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:17,322 Hulk! You dare? 85 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:21,493 (grunts) 86 00:04:24,664 --> 00:04:26,265 (all screaming) 87 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:30,736 Thor: Take heed! 88 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:32,838 I am no fool, hulk! 89 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:36,008 But what I am is mightier! 90 00:04:38,811 --> 00:04:40,279 Show me. 91 00:04:41,681 --> 00:04:44,916 You guys, knock it off. This isn't asgard. 92 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:48,787 Your constant competition puts people at risk and has got to stop. 93 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,622 The only way for it to stop 94 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:53,358 Is to finally answer the question on everyone's mind. 95 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:56,428 "who's stronger, thor or hulk?" 96 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:58,997 Is she trying to destroy new york, or what? 97 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:01,667 These warriors are bent on battle. 98 00:05:01,669 --> 00:05:05,570 If there was only a place that they could pursue the glory of combat 99 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:07,673 Without worry of inflicting damage. 100 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:09,708 Does she sound like someone we know? 101 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:11,877 Thor: Agreed, caster of news. 102 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:13,979 Heimdall! Portal! 103 00:05:18,584 --> 00:05:19,851 To valhalla. 104 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:27,793 Come, hulk! There are many arenas for glorious battle in asgard. 105 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:31,496 We shall lay claim to who is the strongest once and for all! 106 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:32,964 Lead the way. 107 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:40,839 (laughs wickedly) 108 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,909 And there we are. 109 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:45,344 Now, hawkeye. 110 00:05:51,784 --> 00:05:53,618 It's simply precious seeing 111 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:57,789 Your rodent wheel excuses for brains spin endlessly. 112 00:05:57,791 --> 00:06:00,625 Loki, what did you do with hulk and thor? 113 00:06:00,627 --> 00:06:03,729 Oh, they're on a one-way trip to the afterlife. 114 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:07,499 After all, only the strongest belong in valhalla. 115 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:11,703 Let's see how mighty you are without your mightiest! 116 00:06:15,908 --> 00:06:19,845 So, are we talking valhalla, as in... 117 00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:22,814 As in where asgardian warriors go when they fall in battle 118 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:24,116 And don't come back. 119 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,488 (yawns) 120 00:06:33,993 --> 00:06:35,594 (swords clinking) 121 00:06:38,798 --> 00:06:41,700 Greetings, hela, queen of valhalla. 122 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:45,604 And here I thought my day couldn't get any less interesting. 123 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:48,907 You once told me of dreams, aspirations to behold 124 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:51,843 The greatest spectacle to ever grace this realm. 125 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:53,979 Time's long since passed. 126 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:56,648 And what if I brought such a spectacle? 127 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:58,417 Speak plainly, loki. 128 00:06:58,419 --> 00:07:01,620 Outside battle earth's two greatest warriors. 129 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:05,190 They compete for the right to claim the mantle of strongest. 130 00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:18,136 Friend hulk, something is amiss. 131 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:20,172 No, you're losing. 132 00:07:20,174 --> 00:07:22,908 This is not a place in asgard that I recognize. 133 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,210 Don't care. 134 00:07:25,212 --> 00:07:26,478 Beast! 135 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:28,747 (roars) 136 00:07:29,715 --> 00:07:32,984 Marvelous, no? Incredible. 137 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:37,155 How would you like to see the winner battle for eternity? 138 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:40,025 But what do you seek for this display? 139 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:43,195 You have something I lack and hope to borrow 140 00:07:43,197 --> 00:07:44,830 For but a moment. 141 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,501 Told you. Capes? Stupid. 142 00:07:49,503 --> 00:07:51,903 Says the animal in torn bottoms. 143 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:55,740 (groans) 144 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:57,976 Puny illusion. Where are we? 145 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,045 Odin's beard! 146 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:01,646 Valhalla. 147 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:08,787 Heimdall! Portal! Ala-kazam? 148 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:10,622 Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo? 149 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:12,691 (groans) 150 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:14,993 Hey, whiz-kid, find me a portal, would ya? 151 00:08:16,929 --> 00:08:18,163 (all exclaiming) 152 00:08:20,566 --> 00:08:21,833 Uh, like that one? 153 00:08:27,773 --> 00:08:30,909 Something tells me this isn't just a renaissance fair. 154 00:08:33,212 --> 00:08:34,880 Come, avengers. 155 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:38,917 For loki, king of earth, has declared war upon you. 156 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:41,987 King? Looks like we didn't get that memo. 157 00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:59,838 I thought valhalla was supposed to be full of great warriors? 158 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:02,173 These guys seem pretty dead to me, huh? 159 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:04,142 As dead as that joke. 160 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:06,111 Head in the game, soldier. (grunts) 161 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:08,847 It really saddens me you don't see the humor in what you just did. 162 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:11,616 What makes you think I don't? 163 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:13,952 Enough with the jokes! Cut this off at the source. 164 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:15,186 Get loki! 165 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:16,821 Way ahead of you, tony. 166 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:20,025 Dodge this! 167 00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:21,927 (groans) 168 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:23,962 You foul twit! 169 00:09:25,631 --> 00:09:26,898 (screams) 170 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:30,602 Jarvis, we need answers. 171 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:33,071 Did you complete the scans of the asgardian archives? 172 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,307 Jarvis: Affirmative, sir. According to law, 173 00:09:35,309 --> 00:09:38,710 Whoever commands the hunting horn of hela, queen of the fallen, 174 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:40,679 Commands the army of valhalla. 175 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:43,014 So, loki stole an afterlife army? 176 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:44,115 Negative, sir. 177 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:46,284 The horn must be bestowed. 178 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:48,086 He got her to give him the horn? 179 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,922 Let's put a quick end to loki's musical career. 180 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,329 Our rivalry must end. 181 00:09:57,331 --> 00:09:59,998 With our absence, earth has come under threat. 182 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,967 Bored fighting you anyway. 183 00:10:04,904 --> 00:10:05,971 (both grunt) 184 00:10:10,242 --> 00:10:12,210 (grunts) smash! 185 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:16,014 That is unwise, one called hulk. 186 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:18,383 Every asgardian have a silly helmet? 187 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:21,353 Why have you shackled us so? We are not your enemy. 188 00:10:21,355 --> 00:10:24,656 I grow tired of watching the remains of once-great men 189 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:26,925 Fight and fall apart at my feet. 190 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:29,661 I long for new entertainment. 191 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:32,063 Now, back to the show. 192 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:34,065 Not your entertainment! 193 00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:40,372 (groaning) 194 00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:48,647 What have you done? 195 00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:50,882 My death touch, brute. 196 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:53,952 Hela! End this madness, now! 197 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:56,955 (sighs) I so rarely get to have fun. (snaps fingers) 198 00:10:57,923 --> 00:10:59,791 (groaning) 199 00:11:06,032 --> 00:11:09,100 What do you wish of us, queen of the fallen? 200 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:12,070 Nothing more than your quest for the great answer, 201 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:14,005 Who is the strongest? 202 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,940 Like you and your brother loki, 203 00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:17,909 I hunger for competition. 204 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:21,746 But this competition has made earth vulnerable to attack. 205 00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:23,915 I know the fire that burns in you. 206 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:27,252 And it was not long ago that you and loki's sense of sport 207 00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:30,889 Would shake the very foundations of asgard. 208 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:35,160 I simply wish to witness that competition firsthand. 209 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:38,997 Loser goes home. Winner stays. 210 00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:41,399 We can take her. Not in her realm. 211 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:44,736 She controls this place absolutely. 212 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:49,174 It pains me, but one of us on earth will do more good than two in valhalla. 213 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:52,911 I will beat you, so you may return to the avengers. 214 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,045 Mmm-hmm. 215 00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:02,754 You go back! Hulk strongest! 216 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,489 Marvelous. 217 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:05,757 (roars) 218 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:14,866 Such a pathetic display. 219 00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:23,308 With your two strongest gone, you barely hold your own. 220 00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:26,811 (grunts) 221 00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:28,880 What's the end game this time, loki? 222 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,516 Become king of the undead? 223 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,818 Or maybe introduce battle horns 224 00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:35,420 As the next hot fashion accessory. 225 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,989 (chuckles) 226 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:41,526 Growing up with my brother was a constant competition, 227 00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:45,029 Everything a contest, everything a fight. 228 00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:48,032 So this is what? A sibling rivalry thing? 229 00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:51,269 Rivalry? I hardly had a fighting chance. 230 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,471 I am the son of a frost giant, 231 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,940 Odin only took me into his court 232 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,276 So his own son would shine brighter. 233 00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:01,980 I've finally found a way to use 234 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:04,916 My brother's competitive nature against him. 235 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:07,352 The last laugh, mine. 236 00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:13,958 I am the strongest! I shall stay, beast! 237 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,927 Save earth, thor! 238 00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:18,830 (grunts) 239 00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:26,070 (hela laughs) 240 00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:28,506 This battle pleases me so. 241 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:32,043 Oh, loki, how you still surprise. 242 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,212 Loki? 243 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:36,147 What hand does my brother play? 244 00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:40,185 (blows horn) 245 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:45,957 That looks like fun. 246 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:49,227 You permit earth to be attacked with warriors of valhalla, 247 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,329 In return for just one of us? 248 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,499 A small price to pay for the greatest warrior. 249 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:07,078 Face facts, loki. Your army's gone. 250 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,480 You're outgunned. And outmatched. 251 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:12,283 Yet, outwitted? 252 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:13,985 (laughs) no. 253 00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:17,922 (blowing) 254 00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:21,960 Be ready. Feels like it's coming from below. 255 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:25,063 If a giant asgardian monster busts out of the ground again, 256 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,331 I'm gonna be really mad. 257 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:38,476 Hawkeye: Well, looks like falcon's about to have some anger issues. 258 00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:48,987 The problem with you mortals is that you rarely grasp the concept "eternal." 259 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:58,997 I think the mayor's gonna ask for the keys to the city back. 260 00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:00,999 (all screaming) 261 00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:14,946 Oh, how I love watching as my new subjects flee in terror. 262 00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:16,948 Avengers tower. Onward! 263 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:19,918 Every king needs a castle. 264 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:23,054 I forgot how much he loves to hear himself talk. 265 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,589 Hawkeye: It's all about pressure points. 266 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,024 I got this! 267 00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:33,498 Man... Never thought I'd miss hearing the word "smash." 268 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,066 It's hollow. 269 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,634 Explosions do nothing. 270 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,703 We need a well-placed implosion. 271 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:41,139 You wouldn't happen to have something that could do that, would you? 272 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:42,941 Never leave home without it. 273 00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:48,513 (laughs) 274 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,515 This is no time for laughter. 275 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:53,451 The contest must continue, or else. 276 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:56,955 My brother has finally bested me. 277 00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:59,057 You want the greatest warrior? 278 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:02,026 Loki is the man you seek! 279 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,594 I do not see your meaning. 280 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,229 Yeah, don't get it. 281 00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:06,965 Who has trapped us here, 282 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:09,600 Using our weakness for competition in battle? 283 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,336 With a known trickster in your midst, 284 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:15,406 You mistake the greatest warrior as being one of brawn. 285 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:19,711 You are a fool, hela. Bite your tongue, odinson, 286 00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:23,214 Or face the wrath of valhalla's army! 287 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:26,417 Look around you. He left you with nothing. 288 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,653 Who would the victor of this bout fight? 289 00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:32,757 (groans) loki! 290 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,059 Want us to get him for ya? 291 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,704 Black widow: I need a path. 292 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,342 Sure hope you know what you're doing. 293 00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,117 (grunts) 294 00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:08,693 Tony, I'm going to set the charges right above the tibia. 295 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,763 Iron man: Widow, where are you? 296 00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:14,499 Black widow: Looks like somewhere in the medial meniscus. 297 00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:18,136 (falcon screams) 298 00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:21,806 I can't remember anatomy class, widow. 299 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,341 I don't know where that is. 300 00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:27,545 Iron man: Just keep this thing distracted. 301 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,080 (panting) 302 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,051 (beeping) 303 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,658 (grunts) falcon! Right leg! 304 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,363 (screams) falcon: Now that I understood! 305 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:46,497 Gotcha! 306 00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:49,600 A valiant effort, 307 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:52,470 But what's dead cannot be killed! 308 00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:55,139 Black widow: I hate encores. 309 00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:56,307 (blowing) 310 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:03,581 Iron man: We got it immobile, but not down for the count. 311 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,483 We're gonna need some serious firepower. 312 00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:11,189 Smash! Aye! 313 00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:15,526 Now that just feels right. 314 00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:18,463 Be gone! (grunts) 315 00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:25,103 Hela: Loki. 316 00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:28,473 We had a deal! 317 00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:31,109 The greatest warrior for the horn! 318 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:33,277 I am a queen of my word, trickster. 319 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,113 But you go too far. 320 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,418 Uh-uh. 321 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:43,788 This is a fight for you, and you alone. Hulk: Sup? 322 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,692 It matters not! 323 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,861 Stay back. This is our fight. 324 00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:52,830 (grunts) 325 00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:55,733 (lightning crackles) 326 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,475 (roars) 327 00:19:10,415 --> 00:19:12,416 (both groaning) 328 00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:14,752 Wait, I think I know what they're doing. 329 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:17,855 Thor: This might be your mightiest move yet, brother... 330 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:20,625 Turning my known competitive nature against me 331 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,693 And showing it as a weakness. 332 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:25,763 I see now my nature has often wronged you. 333 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:29,767 I seek your forgiveness and mercy. 334 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:32,203 Hmm... No. 335 00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:39,844 You ask for mercy? You've come to the wrong asgardian! 336 00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:45,383 Both: Yield! Yield! 337 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:49,287 I, loki, have finally bested the odinson, 338 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:53,291 And you ask to surrender? (laughs) 339 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:56,761 Oh, you truly have learned little, fool. 340 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:59,931 Oh, I've learned more than you know, loki. 341 00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:01,699 Hela: It is decided. 342 00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:03,935 (blowing horn) 343 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:11,409 Hela: A great warrior I sought. 344 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,411 And a great warrior I shall have. 345 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:17,815 Welcome to the life of eternal battle, loki! 346 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,786 No! No! (shouts) brother! 347 00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:27,892 Odinson, never again sully my kingdom with your visage 348 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,894 Until you are meant to. 349 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:35,967 Good job, guys. 350 00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:38,236 Quick thinking, letting loki win. 351 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,238 I know it couldn't have been easy. 352 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,873 Aye, though it pains me to surrender, 353 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:46,911 Sacrifice of ego is sometimes needed to achieve victory. 354 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:51,582 And to save the hulk, who was almost trapped in valhalla. 355 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:56,287 Hmm... Trapped? So you're saying I'm stronger? 356 00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:59,957 That is not what I meant, you foul-stenched oaf! 357 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,660 (sighs) here we go again. 358 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:05,329 Nay, we have learned much this day. 359 00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:07,265 Loki is not the brother I chose, 360 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,867 But he is my brother nonetheless, 361 00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:12,803 While hulk, I gladly call family. 362 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:15,339 (growls) enough with the mush. 363 00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:18,542 Come, brother! Let us refrain from destruction, 364 00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:21,512 And instead grab a dog, forged by flame. 365 00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:24,382 Hulk: A hot dog? Just one? 366 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:27,852 Tony stark! Meagan mclaren, with the daily bugle. 367 00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:30,021 Any comment on what took place here today? 368 00:21:30,023 --> 00:21:31,455 All: No comment. 369 00:21:31,505 --> 00:21:36,055 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 27139

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