All language subtitles for Avengers Assemble s01e17 Savages.eng

Tony:
An aerial combat assist

Will raise your game
to a whole new level, cap.

You get it?
'cause it's up high?

Raised?
(mechanical whirring)

I like my boots on
the ground, thank you.

I don't want to rely on tech,
and I don't need armor.

You're right. What you need
is a way to keep up with me

In case there's not
a sky-cycle around.

Hence, I took your
boring old butt-kickers

And I teched them up a bit.

"more tech" does not
always equal "more better."

I don't think
that's proper grammar.

I'm dumbing it down
for the genius.

And we're ready.

Look. Think of it
like skiing. On air.

Last time I skied, it was
backwards down a mountain

Firing a machine gun
at hydra agents.

This will be
"more better," then.

And hot chocolate for you
if you don't break anything.

(beeps)

(thrusters revving)
whoa.

Hey! This, uh...
Not bad, tony!

Whoa!

(grunts)

Hey! Time out!

Stark, a little help here?

Uh, shouldn't you,
like, shut it down?

(chuckles)
in a second.

This, my friend, is what
technology was made for.

(loud grunting)
(clanging)

(grunts)

Huh?

(both grunt)

Yeah, and sometimes,
it just kicks you in the butt.

(chuckles) five-thousand
hits and counting. (grunting)

Let me make a couple
adjustments for you.

No, thanks.
Keep your jet boots.

I'll stick with
my natural talents.

I don't need technology
as a crutch.

But I do?

No offense. You think
I'm afraid of tech.

I think you're afraid
to be without it.

I mean, you need
the arc reactor

To keep you alive,
but the rest of it?

Tell me you could
go 24 hours without all your toys.

We're really doing this?
A bet?

If I win, one week
of basic training.

5:00 a.M. Wakeup,
10-mile runs, push-ups, pull-ups...

Won't happen,
but okay.

And if I win,
you test-drive my next invention.

Deal.

You are gonna make an
awesome crash test dummy.

When do we start?

Now.
(powering down)

I can't seem to get
the base differential to jive with

The critical
convergence value.

Something's probably off
with the inverse power coefficients.

Don't forget
to carry the three!

What?
I didn't make a bet.

Ah.

(chuckles)

Uh, I want to check
the news.

What if manhattan
is under attack?

Ugh. People wrap fish
in this, you know.

(dings)

(clears throat)

We're 110 floors up.

Tony: Seriously?

When will this day end?

I'm done!

It's only been
96 minutes, tony.

You win! Give it.

(grunting)

Thirty million hits!

I missed you most
of all, internet. (smooches)

Now do you see
how relying on tech dulls your natural skills?

I like the 21st century.

But I'm not the
only one who relies on tech around here.

(chuckles)

You know, you're right.

We should all give up
tech for a few days.

It could be
a team-building exercise.

You know, that's
a great idea.

It is?

I bet none of you
could last 24 hours

In a totally
tech-free environment.

What are the stakes?

First one who uses tech
has to do my laundry.

Huh?

Where's this tech-free
environment?

I know just the place.

Thor? Hulk?
You guys stay here

In case the world needs
an avenger. Or two.

And make me a promise.

If we're gonna go
24 hours without tech,

You'll go a day without
destroying my stuff.

Do you think us
children, stark?

Seriously, don't
touch anything.

What are we gonna
touch first?

Come on, tony,
where are we headed?

You'll find out
soon enough.

(impatient tapping)

Falcon, relax!

(tapping slows)

Sorry.

Stark's version
of "roughing it"

Is poolside in cancun
with only one cabana girl.

(yawns)

(snores and moans)

(banging)
whoa!

That cabana girl does
not sound very happy.

(screeching)

Are those pterodactyls?

Yes. Yes, they are.

Hold on.

A perfect emergency
crash landing.

On manual, I might add.

You took us camping
in the savage land?

You said we should
get back to nature.

There's nothing more
natural than a hidden, prehistoric enclave.

Perfect.

(camera clicking)

Coolest camping trip
in history!

Can we see more dinosaurs?
I doubt it.

I picked a spot far away
from the big guys.

I like a good bet,
but I'm not stupid.

The 24 tech-free hours

Start now.
(alarm chirps)

Jarvis is programmed
to keep us

Out of our comfort zone
for a whole day.

Unless this is too
intense for you guys.

Too intense?
This is fantastic!

Let's head into the jungle
to make camp. I'll lead.

Seriously, then?
There's no pool?

We're surrounded
by crazy people.

(rumbling)

(growls) I'm hungry!

What are you doing?

Want popcorn!

Friend hulk, we do not
need to rely on stark's toys.

Energy you need.
Energy you shall have!

Let's try... A watermelon.

(bird calling)

Tony: You can't just
put up walls and a roof.

You need
adequate cross support, or it all collapses.

All you need is
a counterbalance, like this rock.

I'm talking engineering,
you've got a rock.

Haven't had to do that
in a while.

How's the shelter going?
I miss my lab.

Tony, think of
this place as a lab.

You're the experiment.
What're you going to find inside?

I hate it when you
pep talk and I'm not in air conditioning.

And I hate being hungry.
Who packed the marshmallows?

Unless they grow on trees,
we don't have 'em.

Dinner's on me, then.

Behold, the super sling
3000... B.C.

(loud croaking)

But we might not wanna
eat anything I could shoot.

Whoa! Yuck!

Give me those back.

Ugh. Hang on.

(chewing)

(sling shooting)

Mom's cookies?
They're homemade.

That counts as "natural".
Right?

Yep.
Definitely.

I can live with that.

(distant roaring)

Hulk? There's no way
he could smell these all the way down here.

(rumbling)

Your mom's cooking brings
out the beast in everyone.

(growling)
(rumbling)

I take it back.

I don't want to see
any more dinosaurs.

Guys, I swear, there weren't
supposed to be any here.

It said so on
the s.H.I.E.L.D. Maps.

Who knew dinosaurs
could read maps?

Take cover!
(grunting)

(growling)

I think I hate nature.

No!

Jarvis, release my armor.

Jarvis:
The 24 hour no-tech rule is still in effect, sir.

Override code 4.
You disabled the override codes, sir.

(growling)

Then override my override.

Don't be mad at me, sir.
I'm just trying to prevent you

From washing
the hulk's drawers.

Let's take a scouting
position in those trees.

(straining)

(groans)

Okay, so I'm not a climber.
Big whoop.

It's not like we're ever
chasing evil squirrels or anything.

(growling)
(both gasp)

T-rex! T-rex!

(roaring)
and I left the hulk at home.

(fly buzzing)

That's the last of it.

The turkey was my favorite.

Blew up real good. Mmm.
(chewing)

But I'm still hungry.

Jarvis:
The only food that has not been "barbecued"

Is a container of mints
in mr. Stark's closet.

I claim those mints
in the name of asgard!

(grunting)
fat chance, blondie!

(dinosaurs roaring)

(snarling)
(grunts)

(grunting)

(screams)

(muttering)
saw this in a movie.

You don't move,
they don't chomp.

Never mind!

(grunts)

Okay, now I just
feel stupid.

Tony: Good job.

Seriously, I swung a stick,
in case you didn't notice.

This isn't about what
you can't do, tony.

It's about what you can.

I can tell you this...

Those animals
weren't after us.

They were running
away from something.

And that's bad.
(scoffs)

Are you suggesting we go
into the freaky jungle

And see what's nasty
enough to scare a t-rex,

With just our wits
and our bare hands?

All right. Cool.

Tony: (whispering)
come on, jarvis, do me a solid.

What do you want?
More memory circuits? A bigger hard drive?

Jarvis: I am sorry, sir.
No, you're not.

No. I'm not.

Falcon:
Who's drilling here?

(high-pitched whining)
vibranium.

They're mining vibranium.

Isn't that, like,
the rarest metal on earth?

Rare, indestructible,

And very dangerous
in the wrong hands.

The only known source
of vibranium is wakanda.

Justin: (on speakers)
was wakanda.

In case you missed
the very obvious signs,

Avengers, (slurping)
I was here first.

Justin hammer.

Tech master
justin hammer?

"master" is a bit strong.

Tech hobbyist, maybe.

Captain america:
Don't underestimate him.

He's one step away
from the cabal.

One very small step,
once I buy my way in

With a pile of
freshly minted vibranium.

Wait, wait, wait.
Where are your iron man pajamas?

No toys! Well, well,
this does make things interesting, doesn't it?

Boys? We have guests!

(both growling and snarling)

Those raptors are
carrying weapons, right?

Yep.
Uh-huh.

And that's my mind snapping.

(roaring)

Mints! Oh, yeah.

These mints
taste like cuff links.

(thumping)

Thor: Fresh breath
shall be mine, hulk!

(roaring)

Whoa! What are you...

You're our best chance
of stopping hammer and getting out of here.

Go! Do what you do!

(yelling)
what does that mean?

(tarzan yell)

(groans)

(rumbling)

Whoa! Hey!

Uh... (clears throat)
thanks.

I'm tony. Mister, uh...

Rock guy? You're not
related to the thing, are you?

Hmm... (chuckles)

(disco music playing)

Skull, baby!
I got the mother of all updates for ya.

I care only of
the vibranium.

Then how about
a lifetime supply of indestructible vibranium,

And three avengers?

I'd say this
sweetens the pot. Nein?

Ja. If you can hold them
until morning.

And that is
a considerable if, herr hammer.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Does not
know about this.

(heavy thudding)

I am brok.
You are welcome here.

You speak english?

There have been others
who came before. We learned from them.

This is great!
With a stone army,

We can take down
hammer in no time.

(sighs)
always, outsiders want to fight.

We don't fight.
We don't run.

So you just... Sit?

No, sometimes
we craft the silent stone.

And then we sit.

But you've seen
hammer's machine.

It chews right through rock,

And I'm assuming
rock people.

Maybe it's time
for a policy change.

(rumbling)
ah!

That way is not
in our nature.

A thing can only
be what it is.

We are not fighters,

But a tiny sun burns
brightly in you.

You possess the same
powers as the one who will destroy us.

Hardly.

All I've done on this trip
is run in circles and almost get eaten.

Before I was a fighter,
I was a builder.

And if you won't fight,

Will you help me?
Help me build?

Hmm.

That we can do.

Red skull:
I am somewhat impressed.

That does not happen often,

Herr hammer.

Get used to it, skull,
once I join the cabal.

Bring me the body
of tony stark

And you will sit
at my right hand.

Uh, no can do.

My rapto-buddies
searched the area.

There was no body.

Probably some dino's
midnight snack.

Search for him again.

In the meantime,
destroy the others.

Uh, falcon?

Got any more
of those cookies?

(crashing)

Both: (surprised)
you are kidding me!

Jinx! Owe me a soda. Ha!

Is anyone else gonna say it,
or do I have to?

Let's rock!

(laughing)

This? This is what
you come back with?

Oh, I can't bear to see
how far you've fallen, anthony.

Boys?

Hey, before
I kick hammer's butt,

Does this count as
using my "natural skills"?

Yes.

Good. I don't wanna
lose another bet.

You're so busy tearing
the savage land apart,

You can't even
see what you could make with it, hammer.

(guns whir)

That's high-density
crystalline obsidian.

Only needs to be
a centimeter thick

To repel light
and raptor claws.

(raptor snarls)

Vines of the kantua tree
can be vulcanized and woven

To match the tensile
strength of steel.

While also allowing
for elasticity.

That means I can
jump, punch, and move while covered in rock.

(grunts)

Why do I have a feeling you
knew this was gonna happen?

Because you know me.

And I know tony.
He's a builder.

He doesn't adapt
to fit his situation.

He adapts his situation
to fit him.

Literally. (grunts)

Who was it that said
a rock is just a rock?

Tony: Someone who's
probably realized by now he was wrong.

How did you do this
in one night?

I'm a natural leader,
remember?

I made friends.

He has shown us
what is possible.

Have faith, brothers
and sisters of stone.

Just sit down

And fire!

Stark! No!

You have to see
what you're doing here.

Look, look, I'll cut you
in on the vibranium.

(phone ringing)
(gasps)

I... Skull! This...

It's nothing. It's just a
minor setback to progress.

This was to be expected,
herr hammer.

For all of your
self-proclaimed brilliance,

Failure is simply
part of your nature.

If we meet again,
expect it to be unpleasant.

(rumbling)

Never again, stark!
Never again!

Cap, look out!

(all groaning)

Your polished obsidian
didn't hold up to the hammer 3000, stark.

(powers down)

You know what
your problem is, hammer?

You give tech a bad name.

(hammer grunts)
aw, schnitzel!

That, my friend,
was au naturel.

With the accent on the "ow."

How do you do that
without an iron glove?

Come to training sometime
without your armor,

And we'll work on it.

For a bunch of guys
who like sitting around,

You make excellent missiles.

Jarvis: I'm happy
to report that the 24-hour technology ban is over, sir.

Not happier than we are.

Guys, guys?
Haven't you learned anything?

Falcon:
I cannot wait to shower! Check emails!

Hawkeye:
Give me anything with an "on" button!

It is our tradition
to give a gift (frog croaks)

For your victory feast.

That's, uh...

We're vegetarian.

It's rude to refuse a gift.

(frog croaks)

Falcon:
Ah, that's like a hulk-frog!

Like hulk after
shawarma night!

Tony: On second thought,
I did miss my armor.

Especially its air filter
purification system.

Iron man: (over speakers)
knowing I was able to handle myself

Without all the gizmos...

Not a bad feeling.

When do we start those
training sessions?

As soon as you can
use your gizmos

To get this frog smell
out of my uniform.

(dings)

Huh? Oh...

(hulk sniffs)

Ugh, mint?

Seriously, mint yourself.

Thor: Savages.

(frog croaks)
(exhales and sniffs)

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