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Falcon:
I'm on the scene, slowpokes.
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Target looks big.
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Going in for a closer look,
avengers.
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Get here, now!
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The wrecking crew's
making their move.
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Everyone, follow me!
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Who made this
rookie in charge day?
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Wreck them, crew.
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These aren't your
average bank robbers.
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You'll get hurt
if you stay. Let's go.
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(panting)
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(grunts)
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Come on, let's go.
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(grunts)
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I'm ready for you
this time, hulk.
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Yeah, ready
to get smashed.
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Daddy!
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(gasps)
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(strains)
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Don't know who you are,
but you're going down!
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(screams)
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Actually, he went up.
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(grunts)
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Those avengers
are amazing!
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Have you ever seen
anything like them?
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I'm one of them.
Falcon?
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Hmm?
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(sighs)
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Really?
(clears throat)
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Ah. Wait here.
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Impossible man:
Such star quality, he's perfect.
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Widow, behind you!
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Falcon, in front of me!
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(both exclaiming)
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Impossible man:
Amazing!
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Hawk! Bolo on the low-low.
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Never say that again.
Stick to flying, kid.
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Nice one.
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All right!
Did we do that or what?
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(crowd cheers)
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Hello?
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(all cheering)
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Guess I'll go for
"or what."
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Being an avenger isn't
about recognition, sam.
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We do this work
because it's right.
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I... I get that, cap.
But could someone at least know I am an avenger?
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Impossible man:
For once, someone does!
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Are you talking to me?
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Who else would
I be talking to?
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Those extras?
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That said,
there's always room for improvement.
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I have notes.
Bow man, don't mumble!
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Gorilla verde, smile!
(growls)
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Can man, thunder bore,
two words! Background.
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Widow, perfect!
Now, give me less.
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This is all about
falcon, people.
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Take two.
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And action!
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Wrecking crew,
take two!
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Action?
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(growls)
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Are you crazy?
We just beat those guys.
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(grunts)
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(roars)
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Hey! Not your scene.
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(roars)
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(grunts)
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(yells)
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Where did this birdcage
come from?
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No idea.
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Oof.
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It's not going anywhere.
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Don't get overanxious.
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Wait for your
director's cue.
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Iron man, who or what
are we up against here?
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Iron man:
Hud pegs him as alien. Potentially hostile.
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Code name,
impossible man.
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S.H.I.E.L.D. Threat
rating is a 10?
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Oh! A 10!
They like me, they really like me!
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Avengers, assemble?
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(grunts)
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Let them go.
I can't handle wrecker, dozer, and thunderball alone.
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You have to. I don't want
these background players in your shot.
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(groans)
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I smell awards, falcon.
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Yours!
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What are you talking about?
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Come on, it's just one guy!
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Falcon: Yeah, why is that?
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Patience.
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I've seen
this pipsqueak before.
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Hard to smash.
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But not impossible.
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Huh?
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(groans)
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Let's wrap
this home movie.
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Hmph.
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(electricity crackles)
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Security!
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(yells)
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Ow!
Need a spotlight?
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Here!
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Please, no s'more,
please!
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Mmm!
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And action!
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Get me up there!
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Thor, end it!
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What wizardry?
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(grunts)
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Let falcon shine!
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There will be plenty
for the rest of you to do
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In the third act,
big alien invasion!
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Did he say invasion?
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(impossible man screams)
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Hulk's got impy.
Let's help falcon with the...
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Wrecking crew wrapped.
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Yeah, I... I don't know
how I did it either.
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But impressive, falcon.
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Your alien friend
is right. Star quality.
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He's not my friend.
And thanks, tony,
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But I only wish
I could claim it was all skills.
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You guys are the stars here.
I'm just background.
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(impossible man screaming)
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(blowing)
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(glass shatters)
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(gasps)
my camera!
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No!
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We need to get him away
from the public fast.
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Say no more.
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To the tower!
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(sighs)
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Impossible man:
Cut to...
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What is your mission
here on earth?
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I am filming the man
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Who will become
your planet's greatest hero!
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And you chose
falcon?
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I did defeat
the wrecking crew.
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Somehow. Maybe
I could be great.
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You said an alien invasion
is heading for earth.
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These are more
of your kind?
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Ha! Don't be silly.
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There's no one else
like me in the whole universe.
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The invasion
is a misdirect.
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He released the crew.
He's the threat.
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Not true! I just
can't reveal too much
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Because it'll wreck
the falcon story's dramatic ending!
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Speak now or
I'll let hulk show you a dramatic ending.
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(growls)
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Aw, teleporters!
I hate teleporters!
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Finding him now
will be impossible.
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Did someone say impossible?
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Here, watch thiscoming attraction
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That proves that I'm notyour biggest threat.
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What?
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Announcer: In a worldfilled brutish baddies,
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His desire to show red skullthat he can wash upthe avengers
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Is as deepas the oceans themselves.
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He wouldn't.
He would.
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Impossible man:
Direct from his underseahotbed of discontent,
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Attuma!
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(exclaims)
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What trickery?
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A foolish attempt
at capture.
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You won't get me
without a fight!
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(avengers screaming)
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Oh! Now, that's
a cliff-hanger!
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(avengers screaming)
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I have been waiting for this.
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The day I prove myself
worthy to red skull.
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Worthy of what?
Ridicule?
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Hey, bait for breath,
you forget the beating we gave you last time?
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(strains)
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Why did you do this?
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I did it for you.
Go get him!
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You can take
this lightweight.
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(hulk grunts)
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You joking?
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Attuma is number four
on s.H.I.E.L.D.'s most dangerous list.
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Hulk smashing him, maybe.
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Thor hammering him, maybe.
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But me?
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You're coming off
as too serious in this piece.
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It should be
a fun battle romp.
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Let's go sitcom.
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I have a very bad
feeling about this.
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(yells)
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I knew you cared.
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(audience laughs)
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I do care...
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About my city,
about my planet.
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And you're not helping!
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(laugh track playing)
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What is this
maddening laughter?
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(laugh track playing)
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Iron man: Watch where
you're clobbering, thor.
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You just took out
our sensor dish,
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Which we kind of need
to track this space invasion.
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Ooh, don't worry, team.
They're still on their way.
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And man,
are they angry.
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(grunts)
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We must set aside
this minor threat of attuma.
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(yells)
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You find me a minor threat?
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(grunts)
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Aye.
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(laugh track playing)
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Get ready for
his entrance, people.
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(grunts)
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Attuma!
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Not attuma.
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Bring me avengers,
that I might smite them!
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I am an avenger!
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(laugh track playing)
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(grunts)
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00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,189
I don't like tony's
new decorator.
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(laugh track playing)
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00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:27,692
That wasn't a joke.
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00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,095
Camera one.
Try to reason with him.
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00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:31,663
Reason with him?
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He's impossible.
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You're our besthope now, sam.And there's the theme.
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Find out if an invasionis really coming.
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We'll handle attuma.
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We're counting on you, falcon.
Monitors out.
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Nothing on the hud.Camera three.
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So imp is reallyyanking our chainor...
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Or we're sitting ducks.
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(duck quacks)
(audience laughs)
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00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,854
Don't let those scene hogs
push you out of the action
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And leave you with all
the talky parts!
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Get in there!
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This isn't making sense.
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Get me a script doctor!
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00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,295
Bringing one of our
enemies into our home
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Is not funny.
Don't you get that?
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00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,100
Yes. One enemy
equals not funny.
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I do understand.
Comedy comes in threes.
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00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:12,303
Thus, more enemies
are needed.
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What? No!
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Impossible man:
Midgard serpent!
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00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:21,012
Your movie is going
to destroy my whole city!
242
00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:24,416
No. It's giving you
the opportunity to save it.
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(roars)
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(straining)
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(grunts)
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Impossible man:
Ooh! This is money!
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(hisses)
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Hawkeye, imp is filling
the tower with villains.
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We're avengers.
We can handle it.
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We can handle anything.
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As soon as I grab
some more arrows.
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(growls)
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There's a wendigo
in my closet.
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(laugh track playing)
what's a wendigo?
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Oh, boy.
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(laugh track playing)
(growls)
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Correction, comedy
comes in fours.
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Maybe mores!
Maybe less.
259
00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:02,987
What are you
really doing here?
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I may have just found
my leading lady. (growls playfully)
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I am not playing.
What are you doing?
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I just want to be known
as an artist, you know?
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Have people love what I do
as much as I love doing it
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And make falcon
a star, you know?
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But I'm not a star.
266
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,171
Not in this or
any other galaxy.
267
00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:24,242
I know, that's why
I'm making you one.
268
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,511
You got it wrong.
I'm backup.
269
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,179
I'm the "save
the civilians" guy.
270
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,315
The "reason
with the alien" guy.
271
00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:32,083
I can't handle
all this alone.
272
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:35,086
It looks like
hawkeye is going to be wendigo lunch.
273
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,289
Now, that's
a catchphrase.
274
00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:40,325
(screams)
275
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,431
No more comedy.
End this now!
276
00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:48,166
I'm serious.
277
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:50,368
So am I!
Dead serious.
278
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,237
Don't make me angry.
279
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:53,872
You wouldn't like me
when I'm angry.
280
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:55,440
What?
281
00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:58,243
Well, if my star is unhappy,
I'm unhappy.
282
00:12:58,245 --> 00:12:59,811
I'll scrub this scenario.
283
00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:01,513
(hisses)
284
00:13:01,515 --> 00:13:05,517
But, really, if you can't
take measly supervillains on,
285
00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:08,219
How will you stand a chance
against the alien invasion?
286
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,455
You can't just
bring aliens here for some stupid movie.
287
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,091
Bring them?
I don't want them here.
288
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,059
What do you think
I am? Bonkers?
289
00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:17,495
They're not coming to earth
to attack us, are they?
290
00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:19,464
It's you they're after.
291
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,866
Ooh! Like you're so smart.
292
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:23,902
Actually, I'm a genius.
293
00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:27,238
Bet you think you're rich
and handsome, too.
294
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:30,542
How do you squeeze
that much ego into such a small suit?
295
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:33,311
Why do these alien
beings seek you?
296
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:37,415
I was filming a documentary
about the most vicious race in the galaxy
297
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:40,318
When they noticed
and came after me in 3d!
298
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,488
Give me one good reason
we shouldn't hand you over to them.
299
00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:46,591
Even if they get me,
they'll ravage your planet.
300
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:49,060
That's a pretty
good reason.
301
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,930
Do you understand
how many people you put at risk coming here?
302
00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:55,066
No. At first I thought
you were an underdog
303
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:55,066
Who needed a little polish,
304
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:59,571
But seeing you in person,
I believe in you, falcon.
305
00:13:59,573 --> 00:14:01,506
I really do.
306
00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:05,276
And there's our moment.
307
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,413
Now, alien invasion,
like comedy,
308
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,014
Is all about...
309
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,282
Timing.
310
00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:15,053
And it's time
to go blockbuster!
311
00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:23,628
(aliens growling)
312
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,231
Please tell me
that's not... Chitauri.
313
00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:30,168
Warrior alien race,
conquer planets for breakfast.
314
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,504
And I'm guessing earth
is on the menu.
315
00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:40,345
(chitauri roaring)
316
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:44,582
Glad I went
for the wide-screen.
317
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:45,917
We're going to need it.
318
00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:48,553
Avengers, give me epic!
319
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,421
Love to give you epic.
320
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:53,358
If we weren't about
to be buried in chitauri.
321
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:57,595
What? I can't hear you
over the incredibly exciting musical score!
322
00:14:58,264 --> 00:15:00,865
Tony, you really
think I measure up against these guys?
323
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:03,001
Sure, but don't
try and go it alone.
324
00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:05,270
Teamwork, always.
325
00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:11,109
Action fest
tent-pole extravaganza,
326
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,044
Take one and only!
Clack.
327
00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,113
Avengers, assemble!
328
00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:21,653
We may be a team,
but that's my line.
329
00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:24,022
Yeah.
Let's do this.
330
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,661
Nice shot.
My turn.
331
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:32,196
(growls)
332
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,593
They're grouped tight
and just a few.
333
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:05,096
More like a search party
than a full-on invasion.
334
00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:07,332
So far, but we
can't risk it.
335
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:08,433
Go big.
336
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:13,972
(grunts nervously)
337
00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:19,410
They seek the green one.
338
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:22,046
Oh, good.
Oh, wait! Uh-oh.
339
00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:23,614
(grunts)
340
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,384
They just found him.
341
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:32,690
(laughs)
I love these guys.
342
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:33,992
But where's my leading man?
343
00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:44,435
Your chariot awaits.
344
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,037
Perfect timing, falcon.
345
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:47,472
Just like we trained for.
346
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:48,606
That's why
it's called a team.
347
00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:53,478
Good news,
348
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:57,248
About to drop the last
two advance scouts.
349
00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:04,655
The bad news,
the hunting party is getting some backup.
350
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,691
We need to shut
that portal down.
351
00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:12,630
(roars)
352
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:15,800
Move it.
Hold it!
353
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:18,603
Impossible man: Perfect!
354
00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:23,608
Go back home!
355
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:29,547
Am I the only one
thinking that if they did capture impy,
356
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,416
He'd hurt them more
than he'd get hurt?
357
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:34,152
You joke,
but you might be onto something.
358
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,653
You read me?
Loud and clear.
359
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:41,259
Falcon, what are you doing?
I had you perfectly framed.
360
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,560
You were amazing out there!
361
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:46,431
Thanks, but we have
a story problem here that only you can solve.
362
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:49,233
I'm not a star.
I'm ensemble. We all are.
363
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:51,803
What? It can't be!
Then who?
364
00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:54,172
You.
Me?
365
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:56,841
They won't stop coming
until they have you.
366
00:17:57,176 --> 00:18:00,645
But you have the power
to send them all far, far away.
367
00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:03,281
Pop star quality.
You know what I mean?
368
00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:04,715
Hmm?
369
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:09,720
I'm a fan of yours.
And I think this blockbuster needs an impossible scene.
370
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,422
Impossible man,
371
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:16,127
I hereby deputize you
for one scene only as an avenger.
372
00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:21,365
I accept.
I accept! I accept!
373
00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:23,367
Oh, there are so many
little people to thank.
374
00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:25,570
Hey, you can
handle this, right?
375
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,672
Uh, falcon, is it?
376
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,740
I'm an avenger.
We are avengers.
377
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:32,110
Handling this
is what we do.
378
00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:35,313
What do you say?
Buddy flick? Can you make the change?
379
00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:35,480
Of course I can.
I'm the director.
380
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:40,284
But how will
the universe know you if you aren't the star?
381
00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:42,587
Being a hero is not
about being known.
382
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:43,621
It's about getting
the job done.
383
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:47,258
And we're a team.
Me, them, and now you.
384
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,660
You got a plan, sam,
now's the time!
385
00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:51,362
Third act twist,
386
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:55,299
Impossible galactic strength
teleportation missile.
387
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:57,368
And action!
388
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:01,239
We get you to the rift.
You scatter the bad guys across unknown dimensions
389
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,673
And split just one
of your atoms
390
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:05,510
While you shape-shift
to blow the rift closed.
391
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:08,746
Save the universe, me?
I may weep.
392
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:11,249
No one's ever asked me
to do anything (sniffles)
393
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,184
Impossible before.
394
00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:18,823
Impy, it's now or never.
Can you do it?
395
00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:21,359
I never wanted to be
a box office bomb.
396
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:21,359
But if my favorite
hero says so,
397
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:25,530
An intergalactic missile
is the only thing for me to be.
398
00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:31,769
Is that going to work?
399
00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:34,805
Cap, impossible
is his first name.
400
00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:37,508
You can count on me!
Storm the beach!
401
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,744
Ten, nine, eight...
402
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:42,847
Thor, we need
an express elevator for the remaining chitauri.
403
00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:45,750
Done.
404
00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:51,522
Hulk, iron man,
jet assist.
405
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:00,798
Will I really make
a good avenger?
406
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:03,401
Pull this off,
I'm your number one fan.
407
00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:05,703
(grunts)
408
00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:07,738
Lift off!
409
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,577
Our thanks, strange one.
410
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,748
(chitauri screaming)
411
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,451
You wanted me,
you got me!
412
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:22,453
Ooh! That could be
my catchphrase.
413
00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:32,597
Fast thinking, falcon.
414
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,365
You had the whole idea.
415
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,968
Man, that's why I could
never be one of you guys.
416
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:38,636
One of us guys?
417
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,338
Avengers.
418
00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:42,940
Looks like
people are starting to know your name.
419
00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:46,877
It's not about that, cap.
I get it now. I totally get it.
420
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:49,013
We don't know
impossible man's name,
421
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:50,648
But he really
came through.
422
00:20:50,849 --> 00:20:52,516
A great sacrifice.
423
00:20:52,684 --> 00:20:54,518
I hope he was happy
with his finale.
424
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,455
I'm sure he was ecstatic.
He blew up big.
425
00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:58,823
Can we go now?
426
00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:01,726
Forgot my camera.
Huh?
427
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,694
I've got film festivals
to enter.
428
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:04,695
What a tearjerker
this will be.
429
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,530
It's got it all.
Laughs!
430
00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:07,932
Tears. Me!
431
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,768
Falcon, I'll see you
when I finish the script for the sequel.
432
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,703
My people will
call your people.
433
00:21:13,639 --> 00:21:15,640
And my people will be ready.
434
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,560
What is shawarma,
anyway?
435
00:21:36,610 --> 00:21:41,160
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