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Ugh, I'm tired of being out here.
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I wanna go home.
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Eww, Earth?
In space we can do whatever
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the hell we want with
basically no responsibilities.
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Kind of my point.
Maybe I'm ready to start
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having a real life instead of
being stuck here with your ass.
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Shh, my ass might hear you,
and it's very sensitive.
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- Of course, you know that.
- Not engaging.
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I'm just saying, maybe it's
time to hang this all up and...
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Ugh, is this about
your aching uterus again?
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Okay, who said anything about...
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Well, we haven't talked
about settling down but...
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- Nope.
- Key word "settling."
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I'm down with going to Earth.
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I could use some fresh faces to bang.
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And our bar stock is so low,
I may have to resort to beer.
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Has everyone gone crazy?
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We're on the final frontier
and you want to go back
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to doing day jobs
and gravity-laden sex?
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- Not my first preference.
- I vote with Archer.
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- Robots don't get a vote.
- I prefer "synthetic human."
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No one gets to vote.
I'm the captain.
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Co-captain.
And as the other co-captain,
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I am setting a course for Earth.
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No, Lana, I will not let you
hyperspace us to Boring-town.
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What the... ow!
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- Holy spacesnacks!
- It's a Dri'n battle cruiser.
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And somehow it hasn't noticed us.
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No, we're too close for its
long-range scanners to pick us up.
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Great, let's just loop around
this bad boy
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and hyperspace somewhere
that is not Earth.
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If we can destroy it, we will cripple
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- pirate activity in this sector.
- Who cares?
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And collecta 30 million
credit bounty for taking it out.
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As I was saying,
who cares about combatting
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- space piracy more than me?
- Exactly.
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The very reasonable reward
is just icing on the cake.
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- Guys, as captain of this ship...
- Co-captain.
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I am making an executive decision.
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- We're taking out that Dri'n bastard.
- Like I already executively decided.
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Hands in.
"Space cowboys" on three.
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One, two...
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What the hell are you doing?
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10x07 - Space Pirates
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sync & correction by f1nc0
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Okay, here's the plan:
after we board the ship,
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knock out a couple of Dri'n guards,
and then... you'll love this...
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- put on their clothes...
- Not to be a buzzkill,
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but you think there'll really
be a plus-sized pirate onboard?
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- Ugh, this is a horrible plan.
- I'm not finished.
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Pam, you'll be our "prisoner."
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- Sweet!
- Lucky.
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- Still a horrible plan.
- Let me finish!
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We'll infiltrate the ship
disguised as Dri'n guards.
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That's it.
That's the whole plan.
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This is not a plan. This is the
plot of several famous films.
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Well, why do you think
they're famous, Lana?
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We'll need Ray
to get us some explosives.
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He's taking a sick day.
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- Of course he is.
- We get those?
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It's a miracle we don't
crash into the sun
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with all you Sick Day Cyrils
and Personal Day Pams.
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It is a pretty generous
package if you use it right.
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Space phrasing.
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Well, where am I supposed
to get explosives?
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"Thermite" be something
I can do to help.
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Referencing thermite explosives.
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I did not enjoy that.
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Does this thing havean off switch?
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- Aww, I have feelings.
- Volume control? Anything?
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Then we'll plant the thermite
all over the ship
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and "hola explosivo."
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- I'm confused.
- It's Spanish, Pam.
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No, how will we get
the "Seamus" out of here
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without us pinging their scanners?
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That's where Cyril and Carol come in.
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You two will disable
the radar system on board.
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Please don't.
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- I can disable the radar system!
- Can you disable yourself?
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- Beep, bop, boop. Ya burnt.
- Why not Krieger?
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I mean, he's qualified
even if he is a replicant.
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Thank you, Lana, but I like to
think I'm more of a Repli-can.
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No bots.
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- Mother, you stay and run comms.
- Stay here?
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With the liquor?
Well, if you insist.
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Space cowboys, let's ride!
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Would you stop trying
to make "space cowboys" stick?
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- It isn't.
- Fine, Lana.
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You stay here and be
the world-weary
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space saloon/brothel madam.
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- I wanna be a brothel madam!
- Ooh, I... I could be the banker
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and wear one of those green visors.
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Everybody stop making this stick!
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And if anything,
I would be co-sheriff.
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- That's not a thing.
- The whole thing's not a thing!
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Whoa, space cowboys.
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- What is it now, Krieger?
- I've got helpful gadgets!
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Like these voice changers!
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The Dri'n tongue is a beast,
you know.
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Fine, but honestly, Krieger,
this is all a little thirsty.
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- Like Lana's ovaries.
- Not engaging.
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Doesn't someone need to be
proposing before you're engaging?
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- Not en...
- She totally disarmed your phrase.
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So what's our plan when these
shitty voicechangers don't work?
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- I can hear you.
- Well, I picked up
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some phrases
banging a pirate or two.
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Here's how to say,
"Faster, harder."
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Because that'll come in handy.
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Now you try it.
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No, it's more like...
you know the sound you make
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after letting out a fart
you've been holding in all day?
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Oh, please.
You've never held in a fart
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- in your life.
- Tough but fair.
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Like now, Pam.
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Now would have been
a great time to hold it in.
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I have... I have no idea
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what she said,
but it just sounds funny.
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Jesus, Cyril, watch the landing.
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You gotta slide it in there gently.
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You are a terrible pilot.
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You put me on a job
that's not my specialty.
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- That's bad captaining.
- Co-captaining.
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- Oh, now you share the credit?
- Fine.
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I should have assigned Cyril
to his specialty of, uh...
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what is your specialty again?
Space accounting?
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You're putting "space" in front of it
to make it extra silly,
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but it's actually really an
important part of running a ship.
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That was quick.
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He's asking...
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He was just asking
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where we got these
human costumes, but...
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Oh, thank God you're here, Cyril.
You're so quick on the draw.
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My blaster got stuck in its holster.
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- I can help with that.
- Stop it!
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Unwanted advance in the workplace.
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Take it up with the Dri'n pirate HR.
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Get those uniforms on
and put in your voice changers.
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- More pirates will be coming.
- On my tits. Whaaat?
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- Do you even have tits?
- They're retractable.
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Now, where is that mainframe?
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This ship has zero Feng Shui.
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Whoa.
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There's gotta be a switch to
get a laser bridge or something.
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Why people build dangerous ravines
in spaceships is beyond me.
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You gotta warn me next time!
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We almost... and that hook
is not secure!
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How do you even know
the mainframe is on this side?
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Oh, I don't. I just find
terror kind of hot, you know?
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I do not know.
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Not to mention the woman
swinging the man across
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is totally...
emasculating! Shit balls!
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Guys, remember, place them
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on the structural beams
for maximum impact.
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I need more.
I'm missing a testicle.
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- What the hell are you doing?
- What's the big deal?
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It's thermite; throw it anywhere,
it's gonna blow up the ship.
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- I'm not letting you waste thermite.
- Give me the thermite.
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- God damn it, Archer.
- Uh-oh.
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It was an accident.
Yeah, it was flirty horseplay.
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- These aren't toys.
- Your boobs?
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- Because I beg to differ.
- It's stuck.
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Krieger, how do you peel off
these thermite charges?
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- Oh, no worries there.
- Oh, good.
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It's a super polymer.
Can't be removed or disarmed.
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I thought they would peel off
like air fresheners.
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They look like air fresheners.
Just take your shirt off, then.
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I'm not wearing a shirt
or bra under this.
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- Oh, I noticed.
- We all noticed. Is it for the pirates?
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Because they do not make
good husbands, Lana.
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I am not trying
to get a pirate husband!
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This ship has no AC and pirate
garb isn't exactly... oh, shit.
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Hey!
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Huh, it actually worked.
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Almost like Krieger knows
what he was doing.
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I'm sorry, Lana.
He'll never be a space cowboy.
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- Now, let's blow up this ship...
- Without blowing my tits off.
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Give me one more.
I need to finish my testicle.
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- Here.
- Seriously?!
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Guys, even for me
this is getting childish.
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Don't mention children.
Lana will smear her mascara.
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Eavesdropping and lobbing
insults is not running comms.
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I knew I should have done
the assigning, because
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everyone you picked is
spectacularly wrong for the job.
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See, this is
what I'm talking about.
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Why would they put the mainframe
right next door to the mess?
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The heat would be hell
on the data core.
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What, did you read that in your
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- spaceship architecture magazine?
- You mean"Starchitectural Digest"?
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Yes. Shall we get to work?
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Um... do you know how to
disable a radar system?
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- No.
- Is this another "fear is hot" thing,
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or do you really not know?
Because I sure don't.
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Ugh, bad captaining!
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Mission accomplished.
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How long should we set
the timers for?
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All right, let's see.
Uh, Cyril and Cheryl have
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to disarm the radar; we all
have to get to the hatch;
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and I have to strip this pirate suit off
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- so the bomb won't blowmy tits off.
- And Archer's baby-maker!
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Don't... don't say "baby," Pam,
because you know...
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Shit!
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You set them off!
How much time we got?
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- Shit, 11 minutes.
- Jesus!
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Couldn't you have kicked
a higher number?
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Or, you know, not at all?
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- We gotta run.
- Yeah, not much of a runner.
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Okay, guys, listen up.
We have 11 minutes
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to get our asses off this
ship before it explodes.
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Oh, God.
If you find terror hot,
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I must be gorgeous to you right now.
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- Yeah.
- No, stop! I shouldn't even be here!
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I should have been the one
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kicking back on the "Seamus"
running comms!
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For your information,
I've got my hands full.
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Full of what, gin and tonics?
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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We can hear the ice clinking.
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No, that's space static.
Must be sun spots.
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We need you to connect us with Ray.
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- He's on a sick day!
- We're going to blow up in 11 minutes.
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Closer to ten.
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Hold, please. Ray?
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Ray, thank God.
We need your help.
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Yeah, kind of in the middle
of something.
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Ray our surgery pod is
not designed for recreational use.
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- This is a medical procedure.
- Scented candles?
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Is it a crime to want
to brighten up my colonoscopy?
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- I think not.
- You said it wasn't recreational!
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Colorectal cancer's serious business.
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You should be checked
every 10 years after 50.
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Ugh, how old are you?
236
00:11:21,516 --> 00:11:25,171
Or if you have atypical symptoms,
like a change in bowel habits.
237
00:11:25,172 --> 00:11:26,826
Speaking of which,
we're in the bowels
238
00:11:26,869 --> 00:11:28,915
- of an enemy battle cruiser!
- I'll be wearing
239
00:11:28,958 --> 00:11:32,222
my colorectal blue ribbon
that says, "I got tested."
240
00:11:32,416 --> 00:11:34,339
Tomorrow, after my sick day.
241
00:11:34,374 --> 00:11:35,596
Which you're interrupting.
242
00:11:35,631 --> 00:11:37,290
Ugh, we need you
to walk us through disabling
243
00:11:37,334 --> 00:11:40,206
a giant spaceship
radar system thingy.
244
00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:43,257
But my crisis vest is on Deck 2!
245
00:11:44,428 --> 00:11:46,212
- Ray!
- Fine.
246
00:11:46,256 --> 00:11:48,171
Let old Ray just interrupt
his prescribed
247
00:11:48,214 --> 00:11:50,173
lifesaving medical test to call up
248
00:11:50,216 --> 00:11:53,611
alien battle cruiser schematics
on his sick day.
249
00:11:53,654 --> 00:11:55,787
Don't suppose you have
a ship model number?
250
00:11:55,830 --> 00:11:59,094
We're inside the ship, so no.
And kind of in a hurry!
251
00:11:59,095 --> 00:12:00,573
Do you see a blinking green light?
252
00:12:03,292 --> 00:12:04,727
We're dead.
253
00:12:04,728 --> 00:12:06,991
Don't you just crave its sweet release?
254
00:12:07,035 --> 00:12:11,126
Okay, sending you
the disarming protocols...
255
00:12:11,170 --> 00:12:13,128
- ...now.
- Thanks, Ray, you're a lifesaver.
256
00:12:13,172 --> 00:12:16,784
You're... God damn it, Ray.
Is this a picture of your colon?
257
00:12:16,827 --> 00:12:18,263
- Aww.
- Sorry.
258
00:12:18,264 --> 00:12:20,788
This wine might be mixing
with my propofol.
259
00:12:20,831 --> 00:12:22,431
I do see why this is addictive.
260
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,572
We only have eight minutes!
261
00:12:23,573 --> 00:12:27,363
Don't get your panties in a bunch.
262
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:30,014
Also, do you see any polyps?
263
00:12:30,058 --> 00:12:33,235
Lana, how is it possible you
wanna give all this up for diapers?
264
00:12:33,279 --> 00:12:35,829
I don't know, maybe because
I don't need to play two-bit
265
00:12:35,830 --> 00:12:38,066
space cowboy just because
I'm scared of commitment.
266
00:12:38,110 --> 00:12:40,634
How dare you speak
precisely the truth at me.
267
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:44,071
- Hey, guys! Wait up!
- You used to be fun.
268
00:12:44,072 --> 00:12:46,856
Now you want to do not-fun stuff
like settling down.
269
00:12:46,987 --> 00:12:50,513
- Well, I got news for you, sister.
- Don't say that, ever.
270
00:12:50,556 --> 00:12:53,777
- Settling is for potato chips.
- Oh, God, Archer.
271
00:12:53,820 --> 00:12:56,519
Will you stop treating me
like some baby-crazy clich�
272
00:12:56,562 --> 00:12:58,172
of maternal desire?
273
00:13:01,611 --> 00:13:05,136
- Aww, look at them!
- Oh, come on, Lana.
274
00:13:05,179 --> 00:13:09,575
- Space ocelots.
- Actually, they're called "grimalkians."
275
00:13:09,619 --> 00:13:14,276
Shut your mouth, Pam.
That is a goddamn space ocelot.
276
00:13:15,407 --> 00:13:17,366
Ah, son of a bitch.
277
00:13:17,409 --> 00:13:19,542
- You're a real natural.
- I've seen these before.
278
00:13:19,585 --> 00:13:21,718
A shithead ex of mine
had one as a pet.
279
00:13:21,761 --> 00:13:24,198
- I think they're endangered.
- No doubt the Dri'n
280
00:13:24,242 --> 00:13:25,939
stole them to sell their fur
to illegal traders.
281
00:13:25,983 --> 00:13:29,465
Yeah, this ex was an illegal
trader, so that all tracks.
282
00:13:29,508 --> 00:13:32,950
Shit, we've only got seven minutes
to get off this death star...
283
00:13:32,951 --> 00:13:34,687
lowercase "D," lowercase "S"...
284
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:38,343
and back to the "Seamus" before
we explode in a million pieces.
285
00:13:38,507 --> 00:13:40,509
No, we can't blow up the ship
with them onboard.
286
00:13:40,552 --> 00:13:43,859
- They'll go extinct.
- I'll watch anything that asshole loved burn.
287
00:13:43,860 --> 00:13:46,602
Just look how adorable they are.
288
00:13:46,645 --> 00:13:48,473
Ow!
289
00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:51,476
Guys, look at this!
They love me!
290
00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:53,173
It's like I'm their king!
291
00:13:56,762 --> 00:13:58,764
Uh, Cyril, Cheryl?
Did you guys...
292
00:13:58,807 --> 00:14:01,680
Fail spectacularly at the one task
you were given?
293
00:14:01,723 --> 00:14:03,856
You said turn off the radar.
294
00:14:03,899 --> 00:14:05,640
You didn't say anything
about an alarm!
295
00:14:05,684 --> 00:14:07,860
It was clearly implied.
296
00:14:07,903 --> 00:14:09,469
Yes, it was.
Wasn't it?
297
00:14:09,470 --> 00:14:11,472
Yes, it was.
298
00:14:20,567 --> 00:14:22,525
All clear.
No intruders in here.
299
00:14:22,569 --> 00:14:25,658
- Oh, shit, is that English?
- He's the intruder you're looking for!
300
00:14:25,659 --> 00:14:27,487
Aww, balls.
Mine's broken too.
301
00:14:29,358 --> 00:14:33,319
- Hey, screw you for that.
- Girl's gotta self-preserve, dude.
302
00:14:34,450 --> 00:14:37,323
Okay, so now we need
to rescue Cyril and Cheryl...
303
00:14:37,366 --> 00:14:40,108
Yeah, that's great, but we
have another rescue first.
304
00:14:40,151 --> 00:14:41,674
- What?
- The space ocelots, Pam.
305
00:14:41,675 --> 00:14:45,330
We've got six minutes,
so let's start with the...
306
00:14:45,331 --> 00:14:47,681
widdle baby furballs.
307
00:14:47,724 --> 00:14:50,684
- Oh, mother...
- Is not what you should be,
308
00:14:50,727 --> 00:14:53,295
because these things
do not like you.
309
00:14:53,339 --> 00:14:55,776
It is a hilarious twist of fate.
310
00:14:57,212 --> 00:14:59,693
Holy hell, those little
twerps are quick.
311
00:14:59,856 --> 00:15:03,599
- Oh, well. Let's get out of here.
- What the...
312
00:15:03,643 --> 00:15:08,299
- Aww, he likes you.
- Um, no, Lana. He loves me.
313
00:15:08,343 --> 00:15:11,510
This guy is so cool.
Here, Lana, get a picture.
314
00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,870
Just kick the little shit off
and let's roll!
315
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,349
We're buds!
316
00:15:15,350 --> 00:15:18,135
I'm a badass space cowboy,
and he's my deputy!
317
00:15:18,179 --> 00:15:20,094
Don't you wanna
jump on my shoulder
318
00:15:20,137 --> 00:15:23,924
and be my widdle deputy?
I'm a co-space cowboy.
319
00:15:23,967 --> 00:15:27,362
Wow, jealousy is an
ugly color on you, Lana.
320
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,670
Something's wrong with this blaster!
321
00:15:31,714 --> 00:15:33,716
Have you tried opening your eyes?
322
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:34,977
Yes!
323
00:15:34,978 --> 00:15:38,112
They actually are open!
For real!
324
00:15:40,767 --> 00:15:43,465
Guess that's not a factor anyway.
325
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:47,382
Where's the fire, brother?
326
00:15:47,576 --> 00:15:50,535
Oh, shit, was that English?
327
00:15:50,579 --> 00:15:52,624
Why'd you even open
your big mouth, Archer?
328
00:15:52,668 --> 00:15:54,452
He was running right by us.
329
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:58,702
I think the better question is,
why do we even have a ship robot
330
00:15:58,703 --> 00:16:02,068
if he can't even make his
stupid robot gadgets work?
331
00:16:02,112 --> 00:16:04,767
- We're cut off!
- My circulation is cut off.
332
00:16:04,810 --> 00:16:06,551
The grip on this thing is unreal.
333
00:16:06,595 --> 00:16:09,554
Look at this!
He's eating this shit up.
334
00:16:11,034 --> 00:16:15,865
Come on, little buddy.
Let's go in the fun tunnel.
335
00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:17,518
- Pam?
- Nah.
336
00:16:17,562 --> 00:16:19,695
I don't do tight spaces
I'm not familiar with.
337
00:16:19,738 --> 00:16:22,610
Just go. I'll hold them off
and meet you at the dock.
338
00:16:22,611 --> 00:16:25,526
Come and get it, space dicks!
339
00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:28,921
- Well, at least it's downhill.
- A little too downhill.
340
00:16:28,965 --> 00:16:31,924
- Are you sure this is an air vent?
- Of course it's an air vent.
341
00:16:38,278 --> 00:16:40,933
Ugh, you've gotta be shitting me.
342
00:16:42,979 --> 00:16:46,025
Oops, I guess it wasn't an air vent.
343
00:16:48,854 --> 00:16:53,249
- Ah, my blaster jammed!
- Blasters don't jam, you lying fleshbag!
344
00:16:53,293 --> 00:16:54,990
You're pathetic!
Cover me!
345
00:16:59,081 --> 00:17:00,822
- I thought you had a plan!
- I do!
346
00:17:00,866 --> 00:17:03,869
- I'm making a necklace.
- I will give you one of my teeth.
347
00:17:03,912 --> 00:17:06,045
- Just get me off this ship.
- Nope, it's not the same.
348
00:17:06,088 --> 00:17:07,873
It has to be from a kill.
349
00:17:07,916 --> 00:17:10,092
Unless that's something
you might be interested in.
350
00:17:10,136 --> 00:17:14,139
Ew, no. Hey, any chance
of getting a rescue here?
351
00:17:14,140 --> 00:17:16,229
- Yeah, uh, about that.
- Oh, Lana.
352
00:17:16,272 --> 00:17:17,883
- Thank God.
- Archer had us escape
353
00:17:17,926 --> 00:17:20,059
- in a stupid air vent that...
- Air vent, copy that.
354
00:17:23,062 --> 00:17:26,195
- Cyril, let her finish.
- Oh, God, this is a dead end.
355
00:17:26,239 --> 00:17:27,980
We have two minutes!
What do we do?
356
00:17:28,023 --> 00:17:29,589
Ugh, you're not gonna
wet your uniform
357
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,853
like last time?
Not the time or place.
358
00:17:32,037 --> 00:17:33,777
Actually, this is
a pretty good time and place.
359
00:17:33,821 --> 00:17:36,606
New plan: we form
a human-ocelot ladder...
360
00:17:36,650 --> 00:17:39,392
- Ugh, I'd rather just die.
- To get back to the air vent.
361
00:17:39,435 --> 00:17:42,829
- Stop calling it an air vent.
- Fine!
362
00:17:42,830 --> 00:17:44,222
Pam!
363
00:17:44,223 --> 00:17:47,095
- Thank God.
- You're running the wrong way.
364
00:17:47,139 --> 00:17:48,269
Cannonball!
365
00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:51,446
It's in my mouth.
366
00:17:58,324 --> 00:18:00,239
This is not good.
367
00:18:02,893 --> 00:18:06,287
- Even my little ocelot bud bailed.
- I'm calling Krieger for backup.
368
00:18:06,288 --> 00:18:09,639
No, Lana.
Space cowboys do or die.
369
00:18:09,683 --> 00:18:11,075
He's our only option.
370
00:18:11,076 --> 00:18:14,241
Malory, Krieger, come in!
371
00:18:14,392 --> 00:18:16,037
Come in!
372
00:18:16,072 --> 00:18:17,406
Yes! It's Krieger.
What do you need? I can do it!
373
00:18:17,449 --> 00:18:20,277
Get down here, stat.
We need backup immediately.
374
00:18:20,278 --> 00:18:21,496
- Trash compactor.
- I'm on it!
375
00:18:21,497 --> 00:18:25,109
Yes!
Needed by real humans.
376
00:18:28,939 --> 00:18:30,854
My God, why did we even bring him?
377
00:18:30,897 --> 00:18:34,118
This is it, people!
This is the end!
378
00:18:34,162 --> 00:18:37,252
Brace yourselves for obliteration!
379
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:42,126
I really like her this way.
380
00:18:42,170 --> 00:18:45,173
- I'm kind of into it myself.
- Wait! Look!
381
00:18:52,919 --> 00:18:56,271
Jesus!
They're demons in disguise.
382
00:18:56,314 --> 00:18:58,403
I've been fooled.
383
00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:02,754
- Ugh.
- Oh, my God.
384
00:19:02,755 --> 00:19:05,845
Why does it have to be so gross?
385
00:19:07,282 --> 00:19:10,285
Stand back, folks.
I've "bot" this.
386
00:19:10,328 --> 00:19:12,809
And once again, you and
387
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:16,378
your iron heart are
completely useless.
388
00:19:17,944 --> 00:19:19,598
There's my pal!
389
00:19:19,772 --> 00:19:22,775
Back to normal.
You can't quit me, can you?
390
00:19:22,818 --> 00:19:24,559
How much time?
391
00:19:24,603 --> 00:19:27,388
- 30 seconds.
- This is gonna be tight.
392
00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:28,649
It wouldn't be tight
if you hadn't screwed up
393
00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:31,251
- the assignments!
- Whatever, Lana.
394
00:19:31,261 --> 00:19:32,959
Maybe I screwed up the
assignments on purpose
395
00:19:33,002 --> 00:19:35,614
so you'd feel needed
and want to stay.
396
00:19:35,657 --> 00:19:37,311
Oh, please.
Maybe you're just saying that
397
00:19:37,355 --> 00:19:39,313
as a cool way to cover
screwing up the assignments.
398
00:19:39,357 --> 00:19:42,447
Oh, go have an Earth baby,
why don't you?
399
00:19:42,490 --> 00:19:44,405
Oh, we can't just leave these
space ocelots here.
400
00:19:44,589 --> 00:19:46,189
Grimalkians.
And, yes, we can.
401
00:19:46,199 --> 00:19:47,940
Pam, I'm not gonna do this with you.
402
00:19:47,983 --> 00:19:51,465
- I'm already too upset.
- Oh, God, their eyes.
403
00:19:51,509 --> 00:19:53,249
- Even though they hate you?
- Yep, even though.
404
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,643
- 15 seconds!
- I think these furry banshees
405
00:19:55,687 --> 00:19:57,252
are just gonna have
to stay on board.
406
00:20:12,442 --> 00:20:17,272
- I meant on board the other ship.
- Oh, God damn it to shit!
407
00:20:17,273 --> 00:20:18,971
Can't these bastards stay
in the cargo hold?
408
00:20:19,014 --> 00:20:22,627
Mommy's just joking.
409
00:20:22,670 --> 00:20:25,238
I think we all know
who the fun parent is.
410
00:20:28,092 --> 00:20:32,171
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