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We the poor working people
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Getting ulcers, running around
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Chicken feed is our reward
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Rough deal is what we get
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The boss is ever ready to explode
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His barks are long, his face longer
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When we ask for a raise
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Brother, you're in for a treat
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Working like a dog
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Things keep on going wrong
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Why don't we grab a gun and hold 'em up?
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At least making our effort worthwhile
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it's tit for tat,
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tat for tit
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We the poor working people
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Slaves to money for life
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Our misery, it's unspeakable
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But we don't take it for granted
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Happiness is not ours to share
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Sufferings are our to bear
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A little more is a little more. We care
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At least making our effort worthwhile
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it's tit for tat,
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tat for tit
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We the poor working people
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Slaves to money for life
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Our misery, it's unspeakable
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But we don't take it for granted
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You fool! Want to kill yourself?
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Great! Great!
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How much are the gas lamps?
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Eighty odd dollars
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What do you want it for?
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You are fired from tomorrow onwards
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Get a lamp and go sell your martial arts
in the streets
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Guaranteed to satisfy
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For sure it's sweet; try it
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It's rotten already
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Sir, any favorite chicks?
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Just looking
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Seen a guy with a moustache?
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Yeah, inside, having fun
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Want one yourself?
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No thanks, I don't play such games
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You've taken some dope again?
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How much do you charge?
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You never take off your glasses?
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Without them,
I can't see clearly in my dream
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In my dream
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Come out! Dreamy eyes!
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What is your name?
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Sze Ma Keh
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Your real name?
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Chu Mu
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Telephone number?
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Say, what's that's for?
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Nothing, we just have to call your wife
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That's worse than going to jail
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Next... what's your name?
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Wong Yeuk See
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Telephone number?
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Private detective
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Sir, I used to be...
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a cop at Cheung Chau
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Oh yeah?
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Inspector Chen is my relative
Give me a break please
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Oh! One-eyed Chen!
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How are you related to him?
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He's related to...
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my aunt's brother's mistress
Give me a break please
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So that makes you a bastard
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Oh, yes. Give me a break, please
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Your telephone number?
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No telephone
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Where do you live?
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6, Tin Kwong Road
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Give him a break
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Bring his wife here
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Thanks. Do you go to jail for cussing?
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Next!
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Don't move!
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What's the matter?
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Shut up and go inside
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Another guest coming
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Don't move, take off your pants, quick
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Take the money,
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but not the pants
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No? Want to die? Now quick
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Too embarrassing! I won't do it
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Hung, add some pepper for me
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Have you ever seen yourself bald?
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Oh please, I'll take it off
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Boss, another guest
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Take out your wallet, watch, and ring
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Give me...
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a break
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Want a break?
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All right, here
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Boss, pepper has been added already
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Mix up the clothes, get ready to split
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Wait a second
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Wait for the next car
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You own this car?
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I'm getting off
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You're O.K., boy!
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Just a beginner
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He can't even take care of a kid
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Serve him,
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right
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Just talk, no violence
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We can't afford to make a scene
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You should know men's temperaments
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They can get...
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tired of eating too much filet mignon
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and want some hamburgers for a change
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I will sue him
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till he is broke
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Then he can eat hamburgers for the rest
of his life
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"Yale" key, 15B
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I left it in the office
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Kick it down
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You prefer hamburger to filet?
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Mr Wong,
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you'll be my witness in court
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Sure! I even know the judge
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I even shook hands with
the former governor
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Mrs Chu, if it's convenient
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What? These few pictures cost $2,000?
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These will...
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earn you millions in alimony
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Isn't that cheap?
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I'll send you a cheque next week
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Thank you, Mrs Chu
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Mrs Chu, leaving now?
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Puffy!
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Get my tele-photo
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Tele-photo!
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Is boss in? I am here for a job
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Who are you?
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From the factory to see the boss
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From the factory? Welcome, have a seat
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This office is too small...
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to display all my credentials
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Initial consultation fee is
$200 per hour
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Deductible if we have a deal
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What is the problem?
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I read from the newspaper
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There are lots of private detective
in H. K...
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Somehow,
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I get publicized most
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I even shook hands with
the former governor
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I saw your picture...
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in yesterday's newspaper!
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Oh yeah? What newspaper?
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Sing Tao
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Jacky, get yesterday's Sing Tao for me
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You were in a club,
with hand-cuffs on too
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Boss, what do you want it for?
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Burn it
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Have one. What can I do for you?
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I saw your ad,
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I am applying for...
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Go to 10th floor,
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there's an acting school
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Boss, I don't want to be a star
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I want to be a detective
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It's such a waste
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With a cigar,
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you'd look like Columbo
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Boss, give me a chance
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You know how to take pictures?
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It's easy to learn
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That means no Driver's licence?
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Five hours of driver's training
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That means no again. What do you know?
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At times I practice kung fu
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You know kung fu? Show me
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Not bad! Let's see it again
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Sure!
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Better go to 11th floor
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Charlie the magician might use you
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You, with a big head and short neck
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and with this on,
look just like a turtle
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Jakcy, is it your birthday today?
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Thank you, boss
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One is enough
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Boss, give me a chance
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That wasn't magic, it's real kung fu
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This job is not...
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as easy as it seems
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24 hours a day,
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we keep track of people
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Get burnt when it's sunny
and drenched when it rains
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Hold on, give me back my wallet
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What wallet?
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Don't play games,
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or I'll beat you up
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Come back!
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You're alright
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$500 per month, including room and board
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Each meal not to exceed $2. Take it?
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Only $2 for a meal?
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This is good for you
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Too much rice will cause hemorrhoids
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What are you saying?
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Name a person with hemorrhoids
who doesn't eat rice
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Year-end bonus if we make enough profit
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Do you usually make enough profit?
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We've been in the red for eight years
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I'll try it for a while
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See if you've lost any money
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Is this your mom or your wife?
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I'll be damned!
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What does this mean?
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What do you think?
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That mean
we have stolen someone's wallet
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That mean
"YOU" have stolen someone's wallet
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Where are they?
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In front, that's them
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You know
the world record for 100 meters?
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About 9.9 seconds
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See if we can make it in 9.8 seconds
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Go after them
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You think they'll hit us?
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They are no marksmen
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We're in a jam. Stall them!
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Damn! Scapegoat again
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Open the door, open up
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Aren't there two people in here?
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Yes
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Where?
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Just the two of us
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Don't be a smart-ass!
I saw them coming in
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Watch him
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Sergeant, there's nobody
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Sergeant, there's nobody
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No?
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No!
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Sergeant, no one
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How come?
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That looks like him,
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except he's got bucked-teeth
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Do we have colleague
with a bucked-teeth?
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No!
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Sir, I think you'd have to push
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What should we do now?
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This profession involves trouble anytime
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It's good thing we have this,
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or else
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Son of a gun
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What did you say?
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I was swearing
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Break it down
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1, 2, 3
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Take me to the kitchen
and show me what happened
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What shall we do now?
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What else? Climb back up later
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Damn Puffy,
can't even buy a decent ladder
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He attacked me with...
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those sausages,
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ended up hitting himself with the work
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Start the car
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Anything else?
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No!
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What's he doing?
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Deducting my salary again
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Start the car
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Boss, got a case for me?
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You're not qualified to handle case yet
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Come with me to check on the bank case
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This guy bought...
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a TV and refrigerator by installment
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He stop paytment after one month
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and changed his address
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We'll wait for him to get off work today
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Learn how to use this camera
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See, a reflection lens inside
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So you're actually taking pictures
on the side
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Then no one would know
you're taking his pictures
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Let me practice
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What do you see?
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A pretty chick is walking over
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Practice when you are in the office
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How come it shrunk 6 inches?
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00:32:18,978 --> 00:32:20,741
That's a cheap suit
286
00:32:20,813 --> 00:32:22,178
What do you expect?
287
00:33:10,941 --> 00:33:11,805
He'll notice us if we get any closer
288
00:33:12,876 --> 00:33:13,866
But we won't know which entrance
289
00:33:13,945 --> 00:33:14,877
Count the steps,
290
00:33:15,246 --> 00:33:17,840
11, 12, 13, 14
291
00:33:18,116 --> 00:33:20,778
15, 16, 17, 18
292
00:33:21,087 --> 00:33:23,419
19, 20, 21
293
00:33:25,659 --> 00:33:26,626
But there are doors on both sides
294
00:33:27,361 --> 00:33:28,659
Didn't you hear the iron gate just then?
295
00:33:29,731 --> 00:33:31,255
That's smart thinking
296
00:33:32,033 --> 00:33:34,058
You need this to be in this business,
297
00:33:34,335 --> 00:33:37,271
not magic?
298
00:33:39,876 --> 00:33:41,207
Go and fetch Puffy to help us
299
00:33:51,957 --> 00:33:52,947
Give me the mike
300
00:33:58,265 --> 00:33:59,163
Pin it here
301
00:34:01,301 --> 00:34:01,892
Why put it on?
302
00:34:03,004 --> 00:34:04,335
I'll check the TV
303
00:34:04,406 --> 00:34:05,771
and refrigerator serial number
304
00:34:06,008 --> 00:34:07,305
If they correspond, he'll have to pay
305
00:34:07,810 --> 00:34:09,642
Otherwise, I'll give a signal,
306
00:34:09,846 --> 00:34:10,813
you two can come and haul them out
307
00:34:11,515 --> 00:34:13,346
Puffy, give me a certificate
308
00:34:24,731 --> 00:34:26,665
This is the caretaker's,
309
00:34:26,733 --> 00:34:27,700
I am not selling coffins
310
00:34:28,301 --> 00:34:29,097
Let me
311
00:34:35,277 --> 00:34:36,039
Get the two-way phone ready
312
00:34:44,187 --> 00:34:45,678
Testing! Can you hear me?
313
00:34:46,390 --> 00:34:47,858
Yes, I hear you, over
314
00:34:48,159 --> 00:34:49,786
I'm going in, over
315
00:34:50,395 --> 00:34:50,986
Boss,
316
00:34:51,197 --> 00:34:52,789
what's today's signal, over
317
00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:55,792
"Buddha be praised", over
318
00:35:04,178 --> 00:35:05,237
TV repairman,
319
00:35:05,481 --> 00:35:06,505
your TV has a lot of snowflake
320
00:35:06,849 --> 00:35:09,579
Yeah, I'm freezing to death. Come in!
321
00:35:15,893 --> 00:35:16,518
Help yourself
322
00:35:29,208 --> 00:35:30,608
We don't have any TV here
323
00:35:31,311 --> 00:35:31,902
Master,
324
00:35:32,212 --> 00:35:34,477
help me get rid of him
325
00:35:35,250 --> 00:35:39,118
Stick around, watch me handle him
326
00:35:43,593 --> 00:35:44,355
What are you doing here?
327
00:35:45,462 --> 00:35:46,429
TV repair
328
00:35:47,331 --> 00:35:48,025
Certificate?
329
00:36:03,417 --> 00:36:06,443
You bitch! Why did you take so long
to send a repairman?
330
00:36:08,290 --> 00:36:10,053
You're crazy!
You've got the wrong number
331
00:36:17,534 --> 00:36:18,330
Who are you?
332
00:36:18,569 --> 00:36:19,263
Don't touch me
333
00:36:21,338 --> 00:36:24,672
Don't you dare... don't you dare
334
00:36:26,645 --> 00:36:29,080
I warn you,
335
00:36:30,050 --> 00:36:31,642
I am serious
336
00:36:31,718 --> 00:36:35,951
You try again... my last warning
337
00:36:42,799 --> 00:36:45,290
Alright, I'm leaving
338
00:36:48,738 --> 00:36:49,865
You want to fight?
339
00:36:50,241 --> 00:36:52,904
I'll let my 2nd brother handle you
340
00:36:55,013 --> 00:36:55,809
Junior!
341
00:37:11,233 --> 00:37:12,131
Hit the one with glasses
342
00:37:17,307 --> 00:37:18,569
He doesn't have them on now
343
00:37:24,182 --> 00:37:25,444
"Buddha be praised"
344
00:37:25,517 --> 00:37:29,009
Even buddha won't help you now
345
00:37:29,621 --> 00:37:31,385
Let big brother have some fun,
346
00:37:31,557 --> 00:37:33,491
it's his birthday
347
00:37:34,294 --> 00:37:35,125
King Kong!
348
00:37:57,522 --> 00:37:59,423
Where're you from?
349
00:38:00,159 --> 00:38:02,252
Mongkok, Kowloon, "Buddha be praised"
350
00:38:02,696 --> 00:38:03,526
What did you say?
351
00:38:03,964 --> 00:38:05,899
Buddha,
352
00:38:06,434 --> 00:38:11,531
"Buddha be praised"
353
00:38:17,046 --> 00:38:18,013
What's wrong with your neck?
354
00:38:18,348 --> 00:38:20,476
I got whacked in the last case
355
00:38:20,951 --> 00:38:21,679
Really?
356
00:38:22,619 --> 00:38:23,779
That's mild
357
00:38:24,188 --> 00:38:27,124
Sometimes,
358
00:38:27,192 --> 00:38:28,022
you can really get hurt
359
00:38:37,137 --> 00:38:38,399
You mean like him?
360
00:39:24,661 --> 00:39:26,425
Mr Chen, look what's this?
361
00:39:56,733 --> 00:39:58,759
My elbow's got rheumatism
362
00:39:58,837 --> 00:39:59,269
Have a seat
363
00:39:59,737 --> 00:40:02,228
Someone's been cutting up...
364
00:40:02,307 --> 00:40:03,103
the theatre's seats lately?
365
00:40:03,975 --> 00:40:08,107
Worse, look at this, a letter too
366
00:40:10,350 --> 00:40:12,046
Just to prove
367
00:40:12,687 --> 00:40:14,655
he's not joking
368
00:40:15,056 --> 00:40:16,284
If I don't pay,
369
00:40:16,691 --> 00:40:19,684
he'll set one off
370
00:40:22,031 --> 00:40:22,929
$300,000
371
00:40:23,166 --> 00:40:23,962
Yeah!
372
00:40:26,537 --> 00:40:27,435
I think we had better inform the police
373
00:40:27,905 --> 00:40:29,634
We can't,
374
00:40:29,707 --> 00:40:30,833
we'd lose our audience
375
00:40:33,345 --> 00:40:35,336
So you don't want to pay him. Puffy!
376
00:40:35,681 --> 00:40:37,114
No!
377
00:40:37,350 --> 00:40:38,544
There's no end...
378
00:40:38,818 --> 00:40:39,877
paying them
379
00:40:44,558 --> 00:40:45,650
Check if this is real
380
00:40:47,495 --> 00:40:48,553
How?
381
00:40:49,298 --> 00:40:51,323
Told you before,
1 red wire, the other blue
382
00:40:51,534 --> 00:40:53,298
Connect them, if it's fake, no problem
383
00:40:53,570 --> 00:40:55,697
It it's real, you'll be 23 tomorrow
384
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:57,729
I am just 20
385
00:40:58,642 --> 00:41:00,167
Chinese people usually add 3 years
to their age when they die
386
00:41:01,312 --> 00:41:03,143
You need not worry
387
00:41:03,549 --> 00:41:06,040
I've come upon something similar,
388
00:41:06,118 --> 00:41:06,641
then...
389
00:41:06,853 --> 00:41:07,410
What are you doing?
390
00:41:07,787 --> 00:41:10,779
Didn't you ask me...
391
00:41:10,857 --> 00:41:11,915
to connect 2 wires?
392
00:41:12,458 --> 00:41:14,154
But if it's real, you'll blow us up
393
00:41:14,662 --> 00:41:16,289
Where then?
394
00:41:16,764 --> 00:41:19,199
Go to the bathroom
395
00:41:21,470 --> 00:41:22,937
Mr Chen, don't worry
396
00:41:23,372 --> 00:41:24,771
This happened before,
397
00:41:25,141 --> 00:41:26,073
though not in a theatre
398
00:41:26,142 --> 00:41:29,601
Boss, if that's real,
399
00:41:29,780 --> 00:41:31,248
I'll get blown up
400
00:41:31,616 --> 00:41:32,412
Can't you count,
401
00:41:32,650 --> 00:41:33,548
only one in there
402
00:41:33,818 --> 00:41:35,582
But three out here
403
00:41:37,056 --> 00:41:37,954
I guess you're right
404
00:41:40,693 --> 00:41:42,457
Mr Chen, don't worry
405
00:41:42,829 --> 00:41:46,527
They only want to...
406
00:41:46,601 --> 00:41:47,590
scare you
407
00:41:48,069 --> 00:41:50,834
With my experience, I can tell
408
00:41:58,481 --> 00:42:00,109
That is real stuff
409
00:42:03,321 --> 00:42:07,155
What happened? Still alive?
410
00:42:24,346 --> 00:42:25,404
How come you are here?
411
00:42:26,015 --> 00:42:27,176
I don't know,
412
00:42:27,417 --> 00:42:28,941
I connected 2 wires
413
00:42:29,185 --> 00:42:31,416
It didn't explode, so I walked out
414
00:42:39,598 --> 00:42:40,657
Now you are using your brains
415
00:42:42,368 --> 00:42:43,926
Go with Mr Chen
416
00:42:44,171 --> 00:42:46,833
and see if you find anything suspicious
417
00:42:57,853 --> 00:42:59,321
Miss, is the boss here?
418
00:42:59,389 --> 00:43:00,515
Mrs Mok, have a seat
419
00:43:01,658 --> 00:43:03,353
Boss, Mrs Mok is here
420
00:43:03,694 --> 00:43:04,889
Which one?
421
00:43:05,463 --> 00:43:07,021
The chatterbox?
422
00:43:07,098 --> 00:43:09,090
The ugly duck who tries to look young?
423
00:43:09,802 --> 00:43:11,896
Yes, no,
424
00:43:11,971 --> 00:43:14,303
the boss lady of Da Wah Supermarket
425
00:43:14,808 --> 00:43:15,797
Okay, I'll be there
426
00:43:17,644 --> 00:43:19,112
Boss is coming
427
00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:23,875
Mrs Mok, you look younger
428
00:43:24,286 --> 00:43:25,218
Just look at you...
429
00:43:25,587 --> 00:43:26,418
Like an ugly duck
430
00:43:30,193 --> 00:43:33,595
No, just like a tender chicken
431
00:43:33,797 --> 00:43:36,061
Every man will fall on love with you
432
00:43:37,669 --> 00:43:40,036
How come? You become a black pig
433
00:43:40,906 --> 00:43:45,275
It scornched by the stock market
434
00:43:48,815 --> 00:43:50,681
What can I do for you?
435
00:43:53,655 --> 00:43:56,283
Oh
436
00:43:56,992 --> 00:43:58,823
Shoplifters in my supermarket
437
00:43:59,395 --> 00:44:01,626
I am losing more than $1,000 daily
438
00:44:02,665 --> 00:44:07,399
I want you to catch them
439
00:44:13,478 --> 00:44:14,446
Go check the other side
440
00:45:21,328 --> 00:45:22,628
What are you doing?
441
00:45:23,296 --> 00:45:24,093
Look!
442
00:45:43,221 --> 00:45:44,085
Why don't we arrest them now?
443
00:45:46,792 --> 00:45:48,589
We can't prove anything
444
00:45:48,794 --> 00:45:49,726
They can claim,
445
00:45:49,795 --> 00:45:51,957
they'll pay at the door
446
00:46:15,494 --> 00:46:16,426
What?
447
00:46:16,628 --> 00:46:18,789
These 2 rolls cost $128?
448
00:46:19,531 --> 00:46:22,365
Including those in your stomach
449
00:46:26,173 --> 00:46:27,641
I don't have any money
450
00:46:28,109 --> 00:46:30,543
It's fine
451
00:46:30,745 --> 00:46:32,645
You get free meals in jail
452
00:46:33,516 --> 00:46:34,346
Boss lady, I think...
453
00:46:34,417 --> 00:46:39,082
Stop, stay right here
454
00:46:42,994 --> 00:46:43,688
How do you feel?
455
00:47:08,692 --> 00:47:11,525
Use your "Five Animals" kung fu
456
00:47:11,695 --> 00:47:12,753
Dragon style
457
00:47:22,151 --> 00:47:23,311
Snake style
458
00:47:30,095 --> 00:47:30,959
Tiger style
459
00:47:38,406 --> 00:47:39,430
Leopard style
460
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:50,749
Crane style
461
00:48:08,546 --> 00:48:11,311
You're even better than your boss
462
00:48:12,485 --> 00:48:15,751
I should just call you...
463
00:48:15,957 --> 00:48:17,117
next time
464
00:48:36,283 --> 00:48:38,479
You need skill...
465
00:48:38,686 --> 00:48:40,552
to prepare cream chicken
466
00:48:41,323 --> 00:48:45,785
Pluck the feathers, using lukewarm water
467
00:48:46,330 --> 00:48:48,891
Around 80 degrees will do
468
00:48:49,401 --> 00:48:51,996
Hot water affects...
469
00:48:52,071 --> 00:48:53,663
the skin texture
470
00:48:54,041 --> 00:48:55,941
The meat will also become tough
471
00:48:56,978 --> 00:49:00,847
Put the chicken on the chopping block
472
00:49:01,684 --> 00:49:05,952
For sauce, half a bowl of coconut milk
473
00:49:06,424 --> 00:49:11,329
Some lard, green pepper,
474
00:49:12,065 --> 00:49:14,626
bay leaf and green onions
475
00:49:15,336 --> 00:49:20,742
Ginger, and 2 bottles of milk
476
00:49:23,113 --> 00:49:26,106
I shall repeat
477
00:49:26,818 --> 00:49:32,520
Coconut milk, lard...
478
00:49:33,594 --> 00:49:35,187
It's 8 already, get up
479
00:49:36,231 --> 00:49:38,393
Boss, such bunk beds!
480
00:49:38,634 --> 00:49:40,865
They're worse than those
on the Macau ferry
481
00:49:41,371 --> 00:49:42,895
What do you...
482
00:49:42,973 --> 00:49:43,963
expect for $100?
483
00:49:44,275 --> 00:49:45,674
Why don't you get rid of it
484
00:49:46,345 --> 00:49:48,040
No way, I need this in case...
485
00:49:48,113 --> 00:49:49,445
I hire another helper
486
00:49:50,550 --> 00:49:52,348
Anyway, it's worse than a coffin
487
00:49:52,786 --> 00:49:54,447
Sure, a coffin costs more than $1,000
488
00:49:56,324 --> 00:49:57,484
All you know is how to loaf
489
00:50:01,932 --> 00:50:03,798
Let's do some waist exercises
490
00:50:04,802 --> 00:50:09,901
1234, 2234,
491
00:50:10,176 --> 00:50:14,375
3234, 4234
492
00:50:14,448 --> 00:50:16,747
Let's place our hands on the stomachs
493
00:50:17,185 --> 00:50:20,349
Massage, it can slim down fat
494
00:50:20,857 --> 00:50:27,322
Get ready, 1234, 2234
495
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:33,035
Left 234, Right 234,
496
00:50:33,574 --> 00:50:37,909
spread the legs
497
00:50:38,347 --> 00:50:45,779
Move the head in circular motion
498
00:50:46,258 --> 00:50:48,921
This will help loosen the neck
499
00:50:49,729 --> 00:50:57,298
Ready, 1234, 2234
500
00:50:57,673 --> 00:50:58,435
Change side,
501
00:50:58,674 --> 00:51:03,613
1234, 2234
502
00:51:04,148 --> 00:51:08,280
A deep breath,
503
00:51:13,194 --> 00:51:16,563
then lie on the floor
504
00:51:21,105 --> 00:51:26,409
Hands straight,
505
00:51:26,779 --> 00:51:29,078
sit up with the waist
506
00:51:29,516 --> 00:51:35,081
Ready, bend waist, exhale, lie back
507
00:51:35,524 --> 00:51:39,929
Bend waist, exhale, lie back
508
00:51:49,710 --> 00:51:51,611
Now we do leg exercises
509
00:52:12,641 --> 00:52:13,573
Isn't that good?
510
00:52:19,783 --> 00:52:20,842
I don't know
what I look like with this on
511
00:52:21,986 --> 00:52:24,547
As you said, a small turtle
512
00:52:27,627 --> 00:52:29,562
Only you look like a small turtle with
your short neck and small head
513
00:52:29,864 --> 00:52:32,095
I have a long neck
514
00:52:32,334 --> 00:52:33,631
and a big head
515
00:52:35,605 --> 00:52:38,700
Then you look an ostrich
516
00:52:42,214 --> 00:52:43,078
What? You...
517
00:52:43,148 --> 00:52:45,617
Boss, Mr Chow sent us...
518
00:52:45,685 --> 00:52:46,448
his wife's pictures
519
00:52:46,820 --> 00:52:48,014
His wife is going to the salon today
520
00:52:48,388 --> 00:52:49,788
He suspects she is having an affair
521
00:52:50,225 --> 00:52:51,487
So he employs us to follow her
522
00:52:55,499 --> 00:52:56,799
You two go together
523
00:52:57,968 --> 00:53:00,836
Boss, I want to go to the doctor's
524
00:53:02,307 --> 00:53:02,864
What for?
525
00:53:03,575 --> 00:53:04,873
I think I got the flu
526
00:53:09,016 --> 00:53:11,645
Have you ever heard of people
dying from flu?
527
00:53:13,156 --> 00:53:16,388
If it's swine flu. Certainly!
528
00:53:23,235 --> 00:53:25,329
Listen! If you got flu, you'll be O.K.
529
00:53:25,805 --> 00:53:27,137
If you got swine flu,
530
00:53:27,575 --> 00:53:29,566
you'll die anyway
531
00:53:30,546 --> 00:53:32,275
Either way...
532
00:53:32,848 --> 00:53:34,146
you'd waste money by going to the doctor
533
00:53:34,884 --> 00:53:36,876
You are right
534
00:53:37,221 --> 00:53:38,780
Yeah
535
00:53:50,606 --> 00:53:51,470
Well,
536
00:53:54,744 --> 00:53:56,576
you'd better see a doctor anyway
537
00:53:57,815 --> 00:53:59,374
Or else you'll think I am too mean
538
00:54:23,617 --> 00:54:26,178
Learn to use this
539
00:54:28,657 --> 00:54:29,487
Just press the black button
540
00:54:30,626 --> 00:54:31,389
Let me try
541
00:54:37,335 --> 00:54:39,599
Boss, can you hear me? Over
542
00:54:42,608 --> 00:54:45,077
Boss, can you hear me? Over
543
00:54:49,652 --> 00:54:52,588
Boss, can't you hear? Over
544
00:54:54,392 --> 00:54:57,658
How? With no antenna?
545
00:55:32,142 --> 00:55:33,074
All women fool around?
546
00:55:33,877 --> 00:55:35,003
Any young wife married to...
547
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:36,069
an old man
548
00:55:36,381 --> 00:55:37,473
She is a nun if she doesn't fool around
549
00:55:38,451 --> 00:55:40,681
Why does the husband want to find out?
It's just more headache
550
00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:42,748
To save on...
551
00:55:42,956 --> 00:55:45,050
alimony later
552
00:55:45,827 --> 00:55:47,523
Rich people are pity shrewd
553
00:55:47,963 --> 00:55:49,659
Or they won't be rich people
554
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:51,726
Her husband should not get uptight
555
00:55:52,035 --> 00:55:53,230
The wife's having an affair
556
00:55:53,437 --> 00:55:56,339
Is like...
557
00:55:56,575 --> 00:55:57,872
playing a game of mahjong
558
00:56:02,816 --> 00:56:04,512
Boss,
559
00:56:04,586 --> 00:56:05,746
I haven't seen your wife yet
560
00:56:06,020 --> 00:56:06,850
Has she gone back to her mon's?
561
00:56:12,829 --> 00:56:14,889
To play mahjong with someone?
562
00:56:19,005 --> 00:56:21,098
Damn, don't you know how to drive?
563
00:56:21,709 --> 00:56:22,676
Stopping the car in the middle
of the road?
564
00:56:23,077 --> 00:56:25,638
You'll flunk all road tests...
565
00:56:25,714 --> 00:56:26,646
for sure!
566
00:56:27,784 --> 00:56:29,784
Use the bus for the rest of your life
567
00:56:57,290 --> 00:56:59,759
She just sent the driver away
Might sneak out any time
568
00:57:00,627 --> 00:57:03,825
I'll guard at the rear door
Call me if anything happens
569
00:57:48,491 --> 00:57:50,153
Boss, can you hear me? Over
570
00:57:53,431 --> 00:57:55,263
Boss, can you hear me? Over
571
00:58:08,685 --> 00:58:10,551
Damn! Don't you know how to drive?
572
01:00:43,226 --> 01:00:43,693
What's up?
573
01:00:43,761 --> 01:00:44,659
They're over there
574
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:54,740
They've gone inside
575
01:00:58,280 --> 01:00:58,837
Together?
576
01:01:01,751 --> 01:01:03,013
All right, let's rent a room also
577
01:01:14,701 --> 01:01:15,464
What's this?
578
01:01:24,849 --> 01:01:25,941
Tell me it's not true
579
01:01:51,184 --> 01:01:52,446
You can't die before you are 80
580
01:01:52,786 --> 01:01:53,446
Why?
581
01:01:54,021 --> 01:01:57,389
Because you won't be able to pay me back
582
01:02:02,466 --> 01:02:04,525
The designs in our rooms are
many and varied
583
01:02:04,602 --> 01:02:06,127
This is "Modern Times"
584
01:02:06,938 --> 01:02:08,668
"Through The Looking Glass"
585
01:02:09,775 --> 01:02:13,543
This "Enjoy Yourself Tonight" suite
is taken
586
01:02:14,015 --> 01:02:14,709
Please come over here
587
01:02:15,917 --> 01:02:17,442
Taken by a man with a moustache?
588
01:02:18,153 --> 01:02:19,280
No, he is in room B3
589
01:02:20,023 --> 01:02:22,788
Let me recommend...
590
01:02:22,860 --> 01:02:23,519
the room with water bed
591
01:02:23,794 --> 01:02:27,026
The sensation is like floating on water
592
01:02:27,099 --> 01:02:28,089
Why not enjoy yourself
593
01:02:28,902 --> 01:02:30,928
I know you guys like special pleasure
594
01:02:32,072 --> 01:02:33,471
How do you know?
595
01:02:34,976 --> 01:02:37,104
Both of you are not women
596
01:02:37,747 --> 01:02:40,581
Isn't that special? This way please
597
01:02:44,222 --> 01:02:46,555
You can pay when you leave
598
01:02:51,265 --> 01:02:52,892
Really comfortable? Huh?
599
01:03:00,077 --> 01:03:01,738
Never tried this before
600
01:03:04,716 --> 01:03:07,015
Quit thinking of pleasure, you kid
601
01:03:07,586 --> 01:03:09,111
You know what they say about...
602
01:03:09,556 --> 01:03:10,887
the wheel of fortune
603
01:03:11,793 --> 01:03:13,784
That's terrific! My fortune's been bad
for the past 20 years
604
01:03:14,262 --> 01:03:16,094
If it turns,
I can live it up the next 20 years
605
01:03:21,272 --> 01:03:22,830
I feel...
606
01:03:22,907 --> 01:03:24,375
this world owes me a lot
607
01:03:26,546 --> 01:03:27,376
You didn't even bring a diaper,
608
01:03:28,414 --> 01:03:29,643
when you were born!
609
01:03:30,117 --> 01:03:31,243
What does this world owe you?
610
01:03:34,456 --> 01:03:35,481
Let's start working
611
01:04:05,731 --> 01:04:06,390
What are they doing?
612
01:04:08,802 --> 01:04:09,666
Playing mahjong
613
01:04:11,172 --> 01:04:12,070
Which round now?
614
01:04:14,309 --> 01:04:15,469
End of the last round
615
01:04:20,084 --> 01:04:22,178
Looks like they'll have another round
616
01:05:31,012 --> 01:05:32,105
Let's have a drink first
617
01:05:32,648 --> 01:05:33,273
Great!
618
01:05:46,634 --> 01:05:48,397
You think your old man would notice us?
619
01:05:49,437 --> 01:05:51,770
Yes, if we were stocks and shares
620
01:06:13,570 --> 01:06:14,366
Cheers
621
01:06:26,119 --> 01:06:28,520
You always carry your gun, any good?
622
01:06:28,990 --> 01:06:29,889
I am...
623
01:06:30,292 --> 01:06:32,659
the best shooter on the force
624
01:06:32,996 --> 01:06:34,296
And the fastest?
625
01:06:35,199 --> 01:06:36,359
You are being neaty
626
01:06:44,044 --> 01:06:45,978
I don't understand,
627
01:06:47,282 --> 01:06:50,150
why that old man...
628
01:07:30,339 --> 01:07:31,238
What's this?
629
01:07:35,212 --> 01:07:36,339
Submarine
630
01:07:37,983 --> 01:07:38,915
Submarine?
631
01:07:59,011 --> 01:08:00,036
What's that noise?
632
01:08:02,082 --> 01:08:05,143
Don't be suspicious; let's take a bath
633
01:08:05,721 --> 01:08:06,449
O.K.
634
01:08:06,655 --> 01:08:07,280
Change the bath water
635
01:08:07,789 --> 01:08:08,518
Good
636
01:08:38,531 --> 01:08:38,997
Got it!
637
01:08:39,298 --> 01:08:39,923
I lost again
638
01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:41,200
You lost again
639
01:08:51,314 --> 01:08:52,179
Let's do it again
640
01:09:07,136 --> 01:09:07,932
Who are you?
641
01:09:09,406 --> 01:09:10,566
I am the plumber
642
01:09:10,641 --> 01:09:11,801
How come you are here then?
643
01:09:12,977 --> 01:09:14,808
Because the plumbing is here
644
01:09:16,982 --> 01:09:17,710
Don't run away
645
01:09:30,267 --> 01:09:31,199
Get up!
646
01:09:32,737 --> 01:09:34,068
What have you done? Been swimming
647
01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:36,502
You too!
648
01:09:38,378 --> 01:09:40,676
How did this come about?
649
01:09:48,859 --> 01:09:49,689
Water bed gives you...
650
01:09:49,759 --> 01:09:51,591
the floating sensation!
651
01:09:51,896 --> 01:09:52,864
That why it's worth...
652
01:09:59,673 --> 01:10:00,401
What happened?
653
01:10:00,808 --> 01:10:01,707
Just sleeping on water bed
654
01:10:02,143 --> 01:10:02,973
It's so horrifying!
655
01:10:03,712 --> 01:10:05,305
You'd be lucky if you don't drowned
656
01:10:21,102 --> 01:10:21,864
Mr Chen
657
01:10:28,579 --> 01:10:29,739
Go steal a car
658
01:10:33,018 --> 01:10:34,316
Give out tickets to our men
659
01:10:47,304 --> 01:10:49,239
How come you like raw carrots?
660
01:10:49,540 --> 01:10:51,338
What else can I eat for $2 per meal?
661
01:10:53,211 --> 01:10:54,270
Don't get jumpy?
662
01:10:54,514 --> 01:10:57,143
You know too much carrots can
make you...
663
01:11:00,155 --> 01:11:01,349
As long as you know
664
01:11:09,067 --> 01:11:10,466
Hey, watch where you're going
665
01:11:16,343 --> 01:11:18,039
Mr Chen, that's him
666
01:11:27,825 --> 01:11:28,689
I'll make a phone call
667
01:11:41,477 --> 01:11:43,206
Jacky, what's the matter?
668
01:11:47,184 --> 01:11:47,980
I'll come right away
669
01:13:29,054 --> 01:13:31,683
Don't move, stop the projector,
turn on the lights
670
01:13:32,726 --> 01:13:34,888
This is not the ticket office
671
01:13:35,496 --> 01:13:36,759
Don't talk, quick
672
01:13:40,336 --> 01:13:41,894
What happened?
673
01:13:54,322 --> 01:13:55,550
Live show on stage!
674
01:14:04,735 --> 01:14:08,194
This is not a blackout
675
01:14:08,908 --> 01:14:11,638
Neither is it live show; it's a robbery!
676
01:14:12,847 --> 01:14:16,477
I want cooperation, please don't panic
677
01:14:16,551 --> 01:14:17,780
Then nothing will happen to you
678
01:15:21,639 --> 01:15:24,837
Don't move or you'll got hurt
679
01:15:36,459 --> 01:15:39,020
Everybody stand up...
680
01:15:39,430 --> 01:15:40,522
with your hands up
681
01:15:44,369 --> 01:15:46,702
Please notice...
682
01:15:47,106 --> 01:15:49,439
the guns are real
683
01:15:49,876 --> 01:15:52,744
No need to risk your lives
684
01:16:09,303 --> 01:16:11,534
Be fast, put them in
685
01:16:11,740 --> 01:16:15,643
It is important to be honest
686
01:16:16,579 --> 01:16:18,775
Put everything...
687
01:16:18,849 --> 01:16:19,942
you own into the bags
688
01:16:21,252 --> 01:16:24,984
I'll search a few to make sure
689
01:16:25,525 --> 01:16:30,554
If I find out there're something...
690
01:16:54,831 --> 01:16:55,820
Again the same lousy congee
691
01:16:56,066 --> 01:16:56,930
Right!
692
01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:58,195
Get 2 bowls to the back alley
693
01:16:58,269 --> 01:16:58,963
O.K.
694
01:16:59,703 --> 01:17:00,728
Why do you like the congee here?
695
01:17:07,681 --> 01:17:09,343
Miss, hurry up!
696
01:17:09,684 --> 01:17:10,810
Better give us the money
697
01:17:11,319 --> 01:17:12,378
Don't pretend to be a fool
698
01:17:12,822 --> 01:17:14,585
Don't bother to count. All of it
699
01:17:23,168 --> 01:17:26,161
Don't play games
700
01:17:27,041 --> 01:17:27,871
Tired of living?
701
01:17:29,711 --> 01:17:30,575
Take off the jade bracelet
702
01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:39,180
It won't come out
703
01:17:39,724 --> 01:17:40,713
Then chop off your hand
704
01:17:42,628 --> 01:17:43,822
Oh, no, I'll take it off
705
01:17:56,914 --> 01:17:59,213
They rob, would they rape too?
706
01:18:00,218 --> 01:18:01,709
You wish
707
01:18:35,532 --> 01:18:37,330
I'll search another person now
708
01:18:38,136 --> 01:18:42,165
You'll be in trouble
if you hide something
709
01:18:50,185 --> 01:18:55,489
The one standing next to the priest
710
01:18:56,293 --> 01:18:59,696
The lady next to him
711
01:19:03,670 --> 01:19:04,500
It can be rape
712
01:19:08,344 --> 01:19:11,644
That one looks cheeky
713
01:19:12,015 --> 01:19:14,615
Come forward too. Quick!
714
01:20:42,570 --> 01:20:44,630
Nothing; very cooperative
715
01:20:45,040 --> 01:20:51,709
Applause please
716
01:20:57,890 --> 01:21:00,223
Thank you for your cooperation. Go now
717
01:21:06,101 --> 01:21:08,696
Come over here
718
01:21:27,630 --> 01:21:31,500
What's this?
719
01:21:31,903 --> 01:21:33,302
It's a rubber band
720
01:21:35,541 --> 01:21:37,703
Have you ever played Russian Roulette?
721
01:21:39,279 --> 01:21:40,076
No
722
01:21:40,648 --> 01:21:46,520
Well, I'll show you
723
01:21:51,429 --> 01:21:52,555
Spread out, your legs
724
01:22:00,541 --> 01:22:01,405
How many cylinders are there?
725
01:22:03,145 --> 01:22:03,873
Six
726
01:22:05,180 --> 01:22:06,944
Look, here are 3 bullets
727
01:22:13,091 --> 01:22:14,217
I'll mix them up;
728
01:22:15,261 --> 01:22:17,696
You won't know which is where
729
01:22:19,433 --> 01:22:23,633
Your left or right foot? Speak up
730
01:22:24,273 --> 01:22:25,467
I want them both
731
01:22:26,676 --> 01:22:29,145
I'll choose for you, right foot
732
01:22:29,547 --> 01:22:30,571
I need it to play right wing in soccer
733
01:22:31,649 --> 01:22:32,674
Your may switch to left wing position
734
01:22:39,293 --> 01:22:40,123
Leave us alone,
735
01:22:40,562 --> 01:22:43,464
I'll let him go if he wins
736
01:23:43,879 --> 01:23:45,507
I told you'd to play left wing
737
01:24:17,025 --> 01:24:18,287
Just go on enjoying the movie
738
01:24:18,526 --> 01:24:21,655
Don't look at us within 5 minutes
739
01:24:21,897 --> 01:24:22,796
that'll be the last thing
740
01:24:22,999 --> 01:24:24,626
you'll see
741
01:24:34,682 --> 01:24:37,208
Let's go
742
01:25:44,976 --> 01:25:46,534
Damn baldy!
743
01:25:47,246 --> 01:25:52,310
Of all cars he stole an ice-cream truck
744
01:25:54,288 --> 01:25:58,225
Maybe he likes good air-conditioning
745
01:26:05,837 --> 01:26:08,932
Any question?
746
01:26:09,675 --> 01:26:10,472
No
747
01:27:27,880 --> 01:27:30,315
Welcome, everybody
748
01:27:31,486 --> 01:27:34,752
Mr and Mrs Chow will...
749
01:27:35,057 --> 01:27:36,718
present the award
750
01:27:36,926 --> 01:27:38,519
Mr Lee,
751
01:27:38,728 --> 01:27:40,822
our brave citizen
752
01:28:00,858 --> 01:28:02,052
Mr Lee, you look very familiar
753
01:28:02,927 --> 01:28:04,190
I used to be a plumber
754
01:28:04,663 --> 01:28:05,288
Oh?
755
01:28:06,433 --> 01:28:07,593
Mr Lee, a speech?
756
01:28:10,871 --> 01:28:14,000
I just hope all our citizens will...
757
01:28:14,076 --> 01:28:15,738
cooperate with the police
758
01:28:16,012 --> 01:28:18,345
Remember, the police are your friends
759
01:28:18,549 --> 01:28:20,073
they are your close friends
760
01:28:20,617 --> 01:28:24,282
Together we take a gaint step forward
761
01:28:25,958 --> 01:28:34,335
Why is there so much deceit?
762
01:28:34,870 --> 01:28:38,239
Why is happiness not shared?
763
01:28:38,743 --> 01:28:43,477
Why is the dripping water
the only consistent thing?
764
01:28:44,050 --> 01:28:53,155
Shortsighted are the social climbers
765
01:28:53,429 --> 01:28:56,797
Gloating with self-importance!
766
01:28:57,167 --> 01:29:02,232
Little do they know
the castle's made of sand
767
01:29:03,142 --> 01:29:11,484
It's all ordained. What's yours is yours
768
01:29:11,787 --> 01:29:14,387
What's not, is not
769
01:29:24,103 --> 01:29:25,401
Ever seen those two...
770
01:29:25,639 --> 01:29:27,197
after they quit?
771
01:29:27,708 --> 01:29:30,803
They haven't visited you...
772
01:29:31,013 --> 01:29:32,537
for some time
773
01:29:39,291 --> 01:29:43,228
Jacky, do you think I am mean
774
01:29:44,530 --> 01:29:45,361
No
775
01:29:53,910 --> 01:29:55,309
When was...
776
01:29:55,912 --> 01:29:58,006
your last raise?
777
01:29:59,985 --> 01:30:01,543
I don't think you ever gave me one
778
01:30:13,803 --> 01:30:16,705
We have to advertise for
two new assistants
779
01:30:17,842 --> 01:30:20,175
No! Kids nowadays are too smart
780
01:30:20,246 --> 01:30:21,213
They'd for a month or 2,
781
01:30:21,480 --> 01:30:23,005
then quit
782
01:30:23,316 --> 01:30:25,284
Better think of another way
783
01:30:26,020 --> 01:30:28,284
How? You can't even walk
784
01:30:29,992 --> 01:30:30,651
Why not?
785
01:30:33,129 --> 01:30:40,868
Hold this, look, how's this?
786
01:30:59,164 --> 01:31:00,131
Tell me it's not true
787
01:31:21,895 --> 01:31:23,522
Consultation fee is $200 per hour
788
01:31:23,730 --> 01:31:25,699
It's deductible if we got a deal
789
01:31:27,569 --> 01:31:28,797
Have a piece of candy
790
01:31:32,175 --> 01:31:34,838
In our prefession,
connections are important
791
01:31:37,916 --> 01:31:41,114
I shook hands with
the former police commissioner
792
01:31:44,626 --> 01:31:46,093
Please start from the beginning
793
01:31:47,696 --> 01:31:48,685
He never did need...
794
01:31:48,931 --> 01:31:50,729
a secretary
795
01:31:51,201 --> 01:31:52,828
Then,
796
01:31:53,371 --> 01:31:55,271
he hired one
797
01:31:55,673 --> 01:31:57,141
Then I get suspicious
798
01:32:03,717 --> 01:32:04,547
Excuse me
799
01:32:05,487 --> 01:32:08,889
Boss well, have a piece of candy
800
01:32:12,462 --> 01:32:13,657
Starting your business with...
801
01:32:13,731 --> 01:32:14,390
this small space?
802
01:32:15,300 --> 01:32:16,268
Why not?
803
01:32:16,802 --> 01:32:19,533
With a couple of fake credentials,
no one can tell
804
01:32:20,006 --> 01:32:21,098
In a short while, business will pick up
805
01:32:23,744 --> 01:32:25,076
Business has been slow already
806
01:32:25,147 --> 01:32:26,512
Now with you next door
807
01:32:26,782 --> 01:32:28,375
We will just starve together
808
01:32:28,918 --> 01:32:32,548
It's still better than
just the two of us starving
809
01:32:34,292 --> 01:32:36,727
Let's cooperate,
and talk about the terms
810
01:32:37,363 --> 01:32:41,130
Why should I? I know all you know
811
01:32:42,102 --> 01:32:45,699
But you don't know what I know
812
01:33:13,478 --> 01:33:14,206
Boss!
813
01:33:18,485 --> 01:33:21,182
Is it a 50-50 deal?
814
01:33:31,568 --> 01:33:35,336
But at least 2 days off every week
815
01:33:35,708 --> 01:33:36,902
Why so many days off?
816
01:33:38,278 --> 01:33:41,544
So I can play mahjong with Jacky!
817
01:33:48,591 --> 01:33:51,527
We the poor working people
818
01:33:51,862 --> 01:33:55,322
Getting ulcers, running around
819
01:33:55,735 --> 01:33:59,536
Chicken feed is our reward
820
01:33:59,773 --> 01:34:01,639
Rough deal is what we get
821
01:34:04,513 --> 01:34:07,483
The boss is ever ready to explode
822
01:34:07,551 --> 01:34:10,578
His barks are long, his face longer
823
01:34:11,422 --> 01:34:15,223
When we ask for a raise
824
01:34:15,528 --> 01:34:17,519
Brother, you're in for a treat
825
01:34:21,202 --> 01:34:24,605
Working like a dog
826
01:34:24,874 --> 01:34:28,572
Things keep on going wrong
827
01:34:28,779 --> 01:34:32,375
Why don't we grab a gun and hold 'em up?
828
01:34:32,617 --> 01:34:36,350
At least making our effort worthwhile
829
01:34:36,556 --> 01:34:37,784
it's tit for tat,
830
01:34:38,024 --> 01:34:43,658
tat for tit
831
01:34:43,832 --> 01:34:46,301
We the poor working people
832
01:34:46,736 --> 01:34:50,264
Slaves to money for life
833
01:34:50,642 --> 01:34:54,545
Our misery, it's unspeakable
834
01:34:54,747 --> 01:34:57,080
But we don't take it for granted
835
01:35:15,942 --> 01:35:19,401
Happiness is not ours to share
836
01:35:19,648 --> 01:35:23,483
Sufferings are our to bear
837
01:35:23,719 --> 01:35:27,417
A little more is a little more. We care
838
01:35:27,658 --> 01:35:31,323
At least making our effort worthwhile
839
01:35:31,397 --> 01:35:32,830
it's tit for tat,
840
01:35:32,898 --> 01:35:38,668
tat for tit
841
01:35:38,973 --> 01:35:41,534
We the poor working people
842
01:35:41,910 --> 01:35:45,312
Slaves to money for life
843
01:35:45,816 --> 01:35:49,753
Our misery, it's unspeakable
844
01:35:49,988 --> 01:35:52,082
But we don't take it for granted
53752
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