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I'm good with numbers.
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Maybe I can help you...
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in the church.
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Bills and such.
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It's 90 days.
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What is?
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The wait.
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90?
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It's 90 days...
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'cause it... 'cause it's l-limited.
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Pound me!
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What?
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The New Leaf switchback
Mexico double-cross, James.
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♪♪
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I'm picturing the ranger's
face being like, "What?
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- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
- I'm so confused.
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I'm just gonna go back to Texas
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and open up a yogurt store."
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I know what you guys are doing,
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and I've been looking into your
parents' private accounting.
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♪♪
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Petitioning for passport?
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I am.
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- Purpose?
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Visit an old friend.
From Young Offenders.
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Donny... he's out.
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Oh, fuck.
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- Where is he?
- Drawing nearer.
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Out trying to find money for a gun.
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- [REVOLVER COCKS]
- Buenos días, ladies.
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I told Glenn we're in a gang
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to help with the
getting the money thing.
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ALL: Special boys.
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♪♪
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My boy, Glenn. He's not at home.
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My mom and dad said they could, uh...
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bolster us through
the third quarter here
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Your parents accounts
are Our Lady accounts.
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I know it. That's...
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That's why I'm here to get it...
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I made the grave mistake
of placing faith in him.
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My son had gone with some of our funds.
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What's your boy's name?
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Paul Allen Brown.
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NEW LEAF: Life can be brutal.
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- You learn that in the rodeo barrel.
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[WING FLAPPING]
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Hey, bud.
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Bad place to be at the moment.
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There's a bull coming.
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Hear the rumbling?
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[HOOFBEATS IN DISTANCE]
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There you go, bud.
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- You're a bright one.
- [HOOFBEATS GROW LOUDER]
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You're brighter than me.
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Here we go.
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You know, a man can
learn a lot in the barrel.
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Some physics.
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Basic principles of contortion.
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Then there's the heavy duty truth.
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Here it is.
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When someone has you over a barrel...
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when someone puts you
up against the wall...
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[BULL SNORTS]
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... you gotta bring your power down.
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[BULL SNORTS]
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[BULL BELLOWS]
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Down into the dilemma.
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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♪♪
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See red.
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Then barrel into that motherfucker
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- like a bull...
- [BULL BELLOWS]
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... with all of it.
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♪♪
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Bull Face...
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That's the expression.
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I've seen it,
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of the exercise of all your power.
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Bull Face... I've faced it.
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And if you see someone coming
at you Bull Face, man...
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run.
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[BULL BELLOWS]
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Bull Face.
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CAB DRIVER: How you doing?
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- Fine.
- [DOOR SLIDES]
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Where to?
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Train.
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Grand Central.
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Congratulations.
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Concerning?
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You're in the Cash Cab!
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♪♪
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♪ One day you'll buy a ride on a comet ♪
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♪ And you'll ride into the sunset ♪
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♪ Of a planet that's beyond it ♪
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♪ Beyond the wall ♪
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♪ Of all there is ♪
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♪♪
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♪ And you will stash it in your pocket ♪
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♪ And you'll take it to Manhattan ♪
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♪ Where your grandma's
10, and you are 10 ♪
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♪ You're not a family man, you're best ♪
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♪ Friends ♪
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♪ And you will hold it together ♪
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♪ Under the oldest running water ♪
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♪ Of the river of each other ♪
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♪ With the power of the future ♪
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♪ One day you'll ride into the dawning ♪
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♪ Of the morning of the dreaming ♪
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♪ And the sundown of the nearing ♪
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♪ The evening of ♪
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♪ Of the living ♪
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♪ Perpetual Grace,Bull Face
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The deputy's asking if
you're conscious enough
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- for your ankle business...
- Yeah, but...
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Yeah, soon.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Hey, man.
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Yeah.
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There's a way.
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There's a way what?
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There's a way to say, "Hey, Mom and Dad,
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it's back."
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The money?
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Yeah.
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What way?
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One way.
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What way?
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You have to lay down in my bed.
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Right now.
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With you?
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Not with me.
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If you stay over there,
I'll stay over here,
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but you have to decide
right now, New Leaf.
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I'm not Paul Brown. My name's James.
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I'm trying to get this money.
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There's a Texas Ranger...
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I have to get to Mexico,
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and he can't know where I'm going,
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but they're gonna put
that ankle lock back on me
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in 30 seconds, and if
I can't get to Mexico,
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man, I can't get this money.
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[OFFICERS SPEAKING SPANISH]
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[OFFICER SHOUTS IN SPANISH]
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[POUNDING ON DOOR]
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[SHOUTING CONTINUES]
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[POUNDING CONTINUES]
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[SIRENS CONTINUE]
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[WINDSHIELD WIPERS WHIRRING]
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Abduction, aggravated
assault, aiding and abetting,
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attempted arson, arson,
battery, bribery, burglary...
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Are y... Are you doing that...
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alphabetically?
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Yeah, because you were, I think.
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I was.
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Helps me remember.
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Jesus, how many times
have you been arrested?
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I've been here for three years,
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and your parents tried to change me.
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But it was just a trick.
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In three years, I could've
been hollering at dudes.
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Fucking dudes.
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Scissoring chicks.
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Fucking with people.
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Standing girls up.
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Bringing dudes down.
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You get it.
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Breaking shit.
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Taking shit.
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Neck-punching twats.
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Twat-punching cunts.
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Cunt-punching dicks.
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You get it.
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I got a wide-open mind,
and it's wide open again.
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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I'm...
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so surprised.
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Your mom's so surprised.
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So, I want $65,000,
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or I'm going to turn you both in.
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But you got to tell me
exactly what's going on here,
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because you guys seem kind of dumb,
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and I want to make sure you're not gonna
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fuck the whole thing up
and get me arrested again.
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$65,000 is a lot of money.
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[SIGHS]
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I can suspend third- and fourth-quarter
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audit requirements.
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That means the money would transfer
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14 days from now.
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We're back to 14 days.
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Fuck yeah.
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I got to figure out
how to get the Ranger
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all the way to yogurt.
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And you gotta get your Uncle Dave
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to stop talking to him.
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PA: Nothing personal, ladies.
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I need access to a
computer to freeze funds.
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EVA: There are computers
at our place of business.
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CAB DRIVER: It's a TV
game show that takes place
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right here in my taxi.
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Alright, here's how the game works.
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I'm your host. My name is Ben Bailey.
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I'm gonna drive you to your destination.
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I'm gonna ask you
general-knowledge questions
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along the way.
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I'm gonna start off easy
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and get harder as we go.
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As long as you continue to
answer the questions correctly,
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you're gonna win cash money
all the way from here to there.
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But here's the catch.
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If you get three wrong,
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that's three strikes, and you're out,
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which means I'm gonna
pull over and kick you out
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right where we are on the
spot, and you lose it all.
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So, those are the rules of the game.
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What do you say? Do you want to play?
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[SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE]
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How much is to gain, Ben?
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Um, tops ever is 3,000 bucks.
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How much does a handgun cost these days,
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roughly speaking, Ben,
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in the U.S.?
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No idea, man.
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A thousand. Two thousand.
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I don't know.
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Let's play, Ben.
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♪♪
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Uncle Dave. Alright!
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Come on out of that tiny
booth and give me a big hug!
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[ENGINE TURNS OFF]
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Uh, I'm not allowed to make contact.
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Paul.
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Here.
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Physical contact.
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"F" that "S".
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[CHUCKLES]
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CAB DRIVER: Which of the following
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is not a Kardashian?
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Kim, Kourtney,
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Khloé, or Kevin?
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Whom?
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The Kardashians.
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Whom?
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The Kardashians.
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Y-You keep saying that,
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but it's... it's meaningless to me.
276
00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:11,839
They're on TV.
277
00:13:11,864 --> 00:13:13,254
And... ?
278
00:13:13,279 --> 00:13:14,559
That's all.
279
00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:18,354
And what would you like
me to do concerning them?
280
00:13:19,319 --> 00:13:21,319
Tell me which one is not one of them.
281
00:13:21,344 --> 00:13:24,434
Kim, Kourtney, Khloé, or Kevin.
282
00:13:24,474 --> 00:13:27,344
♪♪
283
00:13:27,369 --> 00:13:30,899
I haven't got the
faintest fucking idea, Ben.
284
00:13:31,874 --> 00:13:33,834
Strike one.
285
00:13:38,662 --> 00:13:41,752
I know about your
father and mother, Paul.
286
00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:43,667
- [HORNS HONKING]
- MAN: Oh, come on, man!
287
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:45,952
I am so terribly sorry.
288
00:13:45,977 --> 00:13:48,027
- WOMAN: Let's go!
- [HONKING CONTINUES]
289
00:13:48,052 --> 00:13:50,662
Hey, "F" you! I'm hugging my uncle!
290
00:13:50,779 --> 00:13:52,869
This guy took me to see "Star Wars"
291
00:13:52,894 --> 00:13:54,764
even though I was grounded for breaking
292
00:13:54,789 --> 00:13:57,489
one of my mom's lamps
and lying about it.
293
00:13:57,514 --> 00:14:00,604
And this guy snuck me
out and snuck me back in.
294
00:14:00,629 --> 00:14:01,939
We got away with it.
295
00:14:01,964 --> 00:14:03,794
And I got to see "Star Wars".
296
00:14:03,819 --> 00:14:05,339
'Cause of him.
297
00:14:05,364 --> 00:14:08,584
- So shut the "F" up.
- MAN #2: Let's go! Move it!
298
00:14:08,609 --> 00:14:10,499
Uncle Dave, I want to talk to you
299
00:14:10,524 --> 00:14:12,134
about that Texas Ranger.
300
00:14:13,914 --> 00:14:15,914
♪♪
301
00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:24,404
♪♪
302
00:14:30,804 --> 00:14:33,714
[CELLPHONES RINGING, CHIMING]
303
00:14:33,764 --> 00:14:37,594
- ♪♪
- _
304
00:14:37,619 --> 00:14:39,649
Boy, you ladies are popular.
305
00:14:41,529 --> 00:14:45,229
You can't name a single Dwayne
"The Rock" Johnson movie?
306
00:14:45,254 --> 00:14:47,274
I cannot.
307
00:14:47,829 --> 00:14:49,489
Remember, you can use a Shout Out.
308
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:50,954
What Out?
309
00:14:50,994 --> 00:14:53,694
You can reach out to a
friend or family member
310
00:14:53,734 --> 00:14:56,524
or a colleague for help with the answer.
311
00:14:56,549 --> 00:14:58,639
Doesn't apply.
312
00:14:59,409 --> 00:15:01,759
To me. This.
313
00:15:01,784 --> 00:15:03,314
Why not?
314
00:15:03,339 --> 00:15:05,869
I no longer have those, Ben.
315
00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:09,029
You no longer have what?
316
00:15:09,054 --> 00:15:12,844
Friends, family, or colleagues.
317
00:15:12,869 --> 00:15:15,739
May I ask, can we proceed
to the difficult questions?
318
00:15:16,429 --> 00:15:17,869
What's that?
319
00:15:17,894 --> 00:15:21,114
Perhaps, of your questions,
320
00:15:21,139 --> 00:15:23,879
you can ask me the most difficult now.
321
00:15:23,904 --> 00:15:27,954
And we'll, say, skip the easy ones.
322
00:15:28,684 --> 00:15:30,684
I don't know if we can d-do that.
323
00:15:30,709 --> 00:15:32,799
Nobody ever asked me to do that before.
324
00:15:32,824 --> 00:15:35,254
Why don't you do a
Shout Out with your boss?
325
00:15:37,679 --> 00:15:40,239
UNCLE DAVE: He's asking
questions about a little girl.
326
00:15:40,264 --> 00:15:43,094
Uncle Dave, what... he's
saying that I hurt someone?
327
00:15:43,119 --> 00:15:45,559
- I do magic because I hate the world
- _
328
00:15:45,584 --> 00:15:48,674
where people hurt people,
and I want to live above it,
329
00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:52,879
on a magic cloud where
you saw hot women in half
330
00:15:52,904 --> 00:15:54,554
but not really.
331
00:15:55,111 --> 00:15:57,201
Not... really.
332
00:15:57,819 --> 00:15:59,819
I hate "really".
333
00:15:59,844 --> 00:16:01,714
I would never hurt anyone really...
334
00:16:01,739 --> 00:16:03,559
never ever.
335
00:16:03,584 --> 00:16:05,194
You know me.
336
00:16:05,219 --> 00:16:06,479
You know that.
337
00:16:06,609 --> 00:16:08,089
Like I know you wouldn't.
338
00:16:08,114 --> 00:16:10,374
- I know you would never hurt a...
- One second.
339
00:16:10,399 --> 00:16:12,139
I'm a registered sex offender.
340
00:16:12,164 --> 00:16:14,434
Please retrieve your
change from the change bowl.
341
00:16:14,459 --> 00:16:15,930
- [CHANGE CLINKS]
- We have not touched.
342
00:16:15,954 --> 00:16:17,294
Have a nice day.
343
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,344
CAB DRIVER: Uh, hey.
344
00:16:19,384 --> 00:16:22,474
Yeah, this guy wants to skip
to the really hard questions.
345
00:16:22,929 --> 00:16:24,459
MAN: What a moron.
346
00:16:25,099 --> 00:16:26,279
Eh, why not.
347
00:16:26,304 --> 00:16:27,334
Cool.
348
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:30,514
He said okay.
349
00:16:30,539 --> 00:16:32,719
But one more strike and you're out.
350
00:16:32,744 --> 00:16:35,054
And we're only a couple of
blocks from Grand Central.
351
00:16:35,079 --> 00:16:37,089
It's the $200 round.
352
00:16:38,321 --> 00:16:40,011
Capital of Uruguay?
353
00:16:40,036 --> 00:16:41,256
- Montevideo.
- [CHIMES]
354
00:16:41,281 --> 00:16:42,451
Nauru?
355
00:16:42,674 --> 00:16:44,284
- Nauru has no capital.
- [CHIMES]
356
00:16:44,324 --> 00:16:46,024
What's the world's largest desert...
357
00:16:46,049 --> 00:16:47,519
- Antarctica.
- [CHIMES]
358
00:16:47,544 --> 00:16:49,100
How many provinces does Holland ha...
359
00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:50,385
- None.
- [CHIMES]
360
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,540
In which battle was Mark Antony...
361
00:16:52,565 --> 00:16:53,785
- Actium.
- [CHIMES]
362
00:16:53,810 --> 00:16:55,680
- What gas...
- Helium.
363
00:16:55,705 --> 00:16:57,185
- Which...
- Charles Dickens.
364
00:16:57,334 --> 00:16:59,434
♪♪
365
00:17:04,474 --> 00:17:07,004
I know that you would
never ever hurt anyone...
366
00:17:07,029 --> 00:17:08,549
Never, ever.
367
00:17:08,639 --> 00:17:11,199
That's why I always sent you letters.
368
00:17:11,224 --> 00:17:13,394
And that's why I always loved you.
369
00:17:13,419 --> 00:17:15,159
During your shame.
370
00:17:15,184 --> 00:17:17,714
And that's why I'm here now.
371
00:17:17,739 --> 00:17:19,789
My mom's gone.
372
00:17:19,814 --> 00:17:21,944
But I'm here.
373
00:17:22,069 --> 00:17:24,119
[CHUCKLES] And I love you.
374
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:27,584
- And your love for my mom lives on...
- _
375
00:17:27,609 --> 00:17:32,219
and on and on, because it's family love.
376
00:17:32,244 --> 00:17:34,594
It goes past forever.
377
00:17:34,619 --> 00:17:36,569
Like ours.
378
00:17:36,684 --> 00:17:38,814
It's five-ever.
379
00:17:41,433 --> 00:17:43,879
Are you gonna stop talking
to Walker Texas Ranger
380
00:17:43,904 --> 00:17:45,924
about totally f'ing B.S.?
381
00:17:47,174 --> 00:17:48,914
I am.
382
00:17:48,939 --> 00:17:50,289
Cool.
383
00:17:51,824 --> 00:17:53,704
Let's get her home, Paul.
384
00:17:54,245 --> 00:17:58,555
Let's get her and Byron home,
and let's treat them right.
385
00:17:58,580 --> 00:18:00,800
Get... Get them home?
386
00:18:00,825 --> 00:18:02,695
For the funeral.
387
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:06,689
She always wanted to be buried
with her orphan hairbrush.
388
00:18:06,714 --> 00:18:10,894
The first touch of love she
felt with the older girls.
389
00:18:10,934 --> 00:18:13,934
Are we gonna bring your
mother and father's bodies
390
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,219
home from Mexico
391
00:18:15,244 --> 00:18:17,644
so we can bury them properly, Paul,
392
00:18:17,669 --> 00:18:19,889
in the manner they deserve?
393
00:18:21,599 --> 00:18:23,139
We are.
394
00:18:23,164 --> 00:18:25,644
I've informed a funeral home, Paul,
395
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:27,889
about your parents.
396
00:18:27,914 --> 00:18:30,094
♪♪
397
00:18:35,174 --> 00:18:36,434
Jesus.
398
00:18:36,459 --> 00:18:38,009
Hello.
399
00:18:39,874 --> 00:18:41,184
Hello.
400
00:18:41,209 --> 00:18:42,519
Did I startle you?
401
00:18:42,544 --> 00:18:43,734
Yes.
402
00:18:44,704 --> 00:18:46,244
Very sorry.
403
00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:49,069
Paul, is it?
404
00:18:52,569 --> 00:18:53,779
Yes.
405
00:18:53,804 --> 00:18:58,154
Well, I'm here on a matter of...
406
00:18:58,179 --> 00:18:59,969
Well...
407
00:18:59,994 --> 00:19:02,634
a matter of life and death.
408
00:19:04,979 --> 00:19:10,059
I'd like to begin your parents
on their journey onward.
409
00:19:10,424 --> 00:19:13,494
I'd like to help carry them over.
410
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:19,451
And I would need to
begin that process soon.
411
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:22,379
My parents are dead.
412
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:24,581
I know that, Paul.
413
00:19:24,606 --> 00:19:26,236
That's why I'm here.
414
00:19:27,574 --> 00:19:29,504
I'm Jonathan Joy.
415
00:19:29,754 --> 00:19:35,064
Griego & Joy Funeral Homes.
416
00:19:35,104 --> 00:19:37,894
♪♪
417
00:19:47,114 --> 00:19:50,594
♪♪
418
00:19:59,084 --> 00:20:01,134
[VIBRATING]
419
00:20:01,174 --> 00:20:03,394
♪♪
420
00:20:07,444 --> 00:20:09,054
[VIBRATING CONTINUES]
421
00:20:09,094 --> 00:20:13,404
♪♪
422
00:20:20,231 --> 00:20:22,541
Please do come see me.
423
00:20:22,566 --> 00:20:24,616
♪♪
424
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:27,651
Let's get your parents home from Mexico.
425
00:20:29,179 --> 00:20:35,099
The lawful and healthful
process of retrieval.
426
00:20:35,124 --> 00:20:39,354
Then let's get them on
their journey Onward.
427
00:20:40,994 --> 00:20:42,534
Let's.
428
00:20:43,357 --> 00:20:46,727
When will you come see me, Young Paul?
429
00:20:49,094 --> 00:20:51,524
Tomorrow would be...
430
00:20:51,549 --> 00:20:53,579
good to begin the lawful, um...
431
00:20:54,551 --> 00:20:55,851
thing, yeah.
432
00:20:55,876 --> 00:20:56,936
Good.
433
00:20:56,961 --> 00:20:58,061
Well...
434
00:21:00,971 --> 00:21:03,021
until tomorrow.
435
00:21:03,046 --> 00:21:05,046
♪♪
436
00:21:14,244 --> 00:21:16,244
♪♪
437
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:27,290
JAMES: Hey.
438
00:21:27,315 --> 00:21:28,965
GLENN: Yeah.
439
00:21:28,990 --> 00:21:30,050
Nice.
440
00:21:30,075 --> 00:21:31,245
What was?
441
00:21:31,270 --> 00:21:32,360
Nice work.
442
00:21:32,385 --> 00:21:33,855
In Mexico, man.
443
00:21:34,589 --> 00:21:35,769
Thanks.
444
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:38,224
That was a really
awesome shared experience.
445
00:21:38,249 --> 00:21:39,419
Yeah.
446
00:21:39,444 --> 00:21:41,504
Got lost in the desert.
447
00:21:41,794 --> 00:21:44,014
Yeah. I remember that part.
448
00:21:44,039 --> 00:21:45,849
I didn't put the sombrero on.
449
00:21:48,714 --> 00:21:50,244
Yeah, why not?
450
00:21:50,919 --> 00:21:52,439
That would've been smart.
451
00:21:52,464 --> 00:21:53,764
I wanted it to be fresh.
452
00:21:55,504 --> 00:21:56,954
A fresh sombrero.
453
00:21:58,629 --> 00:22:01,709
Why did you want a
fresh sombrero, Glenn?
454
00:22:01,734 --> 00:22:03,644
To give to my dad.
455
00:22:03,669 --> 00:22:05,139
For Father's Day.
456
00:22:07,024 --> 00:22:08,814
Hey, I want to be quiet.
457
00:22:08,839 --> 00:22:10,319
You and me, New Leaf.
458
00:22:10,344 --> 00:22:12,814
About being in Mexico
this week, 'cause...
459
00:22:15,679 --> 00:22:17,789
Isn't your dad kinda...
460
00:22:19,329 --> 00:22:20,609
not great?
461
00:22:21,834 --> 00:22:23,804
Yeah, he's not great.
462
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,914
Town drunk, you said?
463
00:22:25,939 --> 00:22:27,179
Yeah.
464
00:22:28,249 --> 00:22:30,429
Well, my dad's not great either.
465
00:22:31,211 --> 00:22:33,721
He went into outer
space and lost his mind.
466
00:22:38,213 --> 00:22:39,713
Our Pastor?
467
00:22:40,504 --> 00:22:41,654
What's that?
468
00:22:42,594 --> 00:22:43,964
Pastor Brown.
469
00:22:44,969 --> 00:22:46,929
He went into outer space?
470
00:22:51,009 --> 00:22:52,539
Yeah.
471
00:22:52,564 --> 00:22:54,214
Yeah, in a special program.
472
00:22:55,264 --> 00:22:56,794
An international...
473
00:22:57,434 --> 00:22:58,784
With Russia.
474
00:22:58,809 --> 00:23:01,399
An International Pastor Space Thing.
475
00:23:02,427 --> 00:23:03,627
Cool.
476
00:23:14,545 --> 00:23:17,945
_
477
00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:21,984
CONSTABLE: No sign of trauma.
478
00:23:22,009 --> 00:23:24,149
Nor indications of blunt force.
479
00:23:24,174 --> 00:23:27,084
Nor ligature bruising.
480
00:23:27,109 --> 00:23:28,419
None.
481
00:23:30,514 --> 00:23:32,344
You just found him dead?
482
00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:35,719
Found him cold just there.
483
00:23:35,744 --> 00:23:36,824
No telling how?
484
00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:38,069
No telling how.
485
00:23:39,299 --> 00:23:40,849
CAB DRIVER: Alright. Final question.
486
00:23:40,874 --> 00:23:42,574
It's all gonna come down to this.
487
00:23:42,599 --> 00:23:44,079
Who is the youngest person
488
00:23:44,104 --> 00:23:46,844
ever convicted of first-degree murder?
489
00:23:46,869 --> 00:23:48,779
Name and age.
490
00:23:48,884 --> 00:23:50,314
[BRAKES SQUEAK]
491
00:23:50,339 --> 00:23:53,469
We're pulling up here. Clock's ticking.
492
00:23:53,549 --> 00:23:54,989
You want to use that Shout Out?
493
00:23:55,014 --> 00:23:56,544
You got a real hot streak going.
494
00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:58,479
It'd be a shame to strike
out half a block away.
495
00:23:58,504 --> 00:24:00,024
You can ask a stranger on the street.
496
00:24:00,049 --> 00:24:02,359
That's not necessary.
497
00:24:06,074 --> 00:24:08,144
Two young men.
498
00:24:08,984 --> 00:24:10,494
Byron Brown.
499
00:24:11,334 --> 00:24:13,954
Donald James DeLoash.
500
00:24:14,604 --> 00:24:16,164
Aged 8.
501
00:24:17,604 --> 00:24:19,394
Donald was younger.
502
00:24:19,734 --> 00:24:21,734
By five months.
503
00:24:23,174 --> 00:24:25,004
So Donald DeLoash.
504
00:24:25,029 --> 00:24:26,559
- [CHIMES]
- [CHUCKLING] Oh, my God.
505
00:24:26,584 --> 00:24:28,934
You just won $5,000 in the Cash Cab!
506
00:24:29,029 --> 00:24:30,639
You're the biggest
winner we've ever had.
507
00:24:30,664 --> 00:24:32,914
That's a new record! What's your name?
508
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,003
Donald DeLoash.
509
00:24:39,194 --> 00:24:41,234
May I have my cash?
510
00:24:41,259 --> 00:24:43,789
I'm due on a train west soon, Ben.
511
00:24:47,284 --> 00:24:49,634
Two of the orphan boys are missing.
512
00:24:49,659 --> 00:24:51,959
Byron Brown. Donald DeLoash.
513
00:24:51,984 --> 00:24:53,674
And seven bed sheets missing.
514
00:24:53,699 --> 00:24:56,319
Six were found strung together
hanging from this floor
515
00:24:56,344 --> 00:24:58,244
to the alley 'round back.
516
00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:02,279
- Seven were taken?
- Seven sheets.
517
00:25:02,304 --> 00:25:03,474
Six found.
518
00:25:03,499 --> 00:25:05,049
Six found 'round back.
519
00:25:27,104 --> 00:25:29,374
[GROANS]
520
00:25:29,399 --> 00:25:30,879
[SIGHS]
521
00:25:37,424 --> 00:25:39,444
It's cool you got your dad a hat, Glenn.
522
00:25:42,251 --> 00:25:43,811
But he doesn't, like...
523
00:25:47,124 --> 00:25:49,564
He doesn't do what most dads do.
524
00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:50,929
Like what?
525
00:25:50,954 --> 00:25:52,114
Like...
526
00:25:53,187 --> 00:25:55,717
Like look out for the people they love.
527
00:25:59,348 --> 00:26:01,014
Your dad doesn't look
out for you, Glenn,
528
00:26:01,039 --> 00:26:02,599
and it's not cool.
529
00:26:03,849 --> 00:26:05,429
The sombrero is cool.
530
00:26:05,454 --> 00:26:07,144
So maybe you should save it
531
00:26:07,169 --> 00:26:09,949
and, like... give it to someone later,
532
00:26:09,974 --> 00:26:14,104
you know, who really
deserves a fresh sombrero.
533
00:26:17,024 --> 00:26:18,194
Like who.
534
00:26:19,242 --> 00:26:21,302
I don't know... just
someone in your future.
535
00:26:22,763 --> 00:26:24,313
Like in a jet pack?
536
00:26:25,449 --> 00:26:27,449
What are you talking about?
537
00:26:27,474 --> 00:26:29,024
In the futures.
538
00:26:29,864 --> 00:26:31,454
Of jet packs.
539
00:26:33,004 --> 00:26:34,694
The future's not...
540
00:26:37,484 --> 00:26:41,894
The future's not just jet
packs and robots and shit.
541
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:45,950
Then what is it?
542
00:26:46,639 --> 00:26:49,379
The future is, like,
543
00:26:49,404 --> 00:26:52,024
any time at all ahead of right now.
544
00:26:52,079 --> 00:26:53,689
Like...
545
00:26:53,714 --> 00:26:56,454
Like, in two seconds. Like,
right now plus a second.
546
00:26:56,479 --> 00:26:57,969
That's the future.
547
00:26:59,149 --> 00:27:01,129
It doesn't have to have robots.
548
00:27:01,154 --> 00:27:02,734
It does not.
549
00:27:03,074 --> 00:27:04,244
Fuck.
550
00:27:05,684 --> 00:27:06,884
Okay.
551
00:27:07,424 --> 00:27:09,004
That's good to know.
552
00:27:10,571 --> 00:27:12,661
It is good to know, Glenn.
553
00:27:15,951 --> 00:27:19,021
If we weren't friends, if
you hadn't told me that,
554
00:27:19,784 --> 00:27:22,874
I'd be running around
talking about robots and shit.
555
00:27:22,899 --> 00:27:24,909
People would think I was an idiot.
556
00:27:25,652 --> 00:27:28,192
Then I could never get
a girlfriend or anything.
557
00:27:29,054 --> 00:27:31,054
Well, maybe you can now.
558
00:27:31,494 --> 00:27:34,454
There's still lots of
other stuff we got to learn,
559
00:27:34,479 --> 00:27:36,619
get straightened out.
560
00:27:36,644 --> 00:27:38,344
Cool.
561
00:27:49,684 --> 00:27:51,204
Man, thanks.
562
00:27:51,944 --> 00:27:53,184
Glenn.
563
00:27:55,459 --> 00:27:58,629
Don't give it to me, man.
564
00:27:58,654 --> 00:28:00,254
You look out for me.
565
00:28:02,004 --> 00:28:04,164
[SIGHS]
566
00:28:06,314 --> 00:28:08,884
I don't want you to
give up on your dad...
567
00:28:10,224 --> 00:28:11,484
'cause...
568
00:28:13,423 --> 00:28:14,949
Well, 'cause maybe something someday
569
00:28:14,974 --> 00:28:16,584
will wake his dumb ass up.
570
00:28:16,624 --> 00:28:18,544
And...
571
00:28:18,569 --> 00:28:21,139
I still call my dad. Once a week.
572
00:28:21,219 --> 00:28:24,349
Even though he can't hear me
through his fucking huge helmet.
573
00:28:24,374 --> 00:28:26,024
He... He... He wears this space helmet,
574
00:28:26,049 --> 00:28:28,049
and he wanders around Austin, Texas.
575
00:28:28,074 --> 00:28:30,624
Like the village idiot. In a space suit.
576
00:28:31,852 --> 00:28:33,932
We're still talking about Pastor Brown?
577
00:28:38,164 --> 00:28:39,774
No.
578
00:28:41,524 --> 00:28:43,094
I have another dad.
579
00:28:45,149 --> 00:28:46,679
He's the Village Idiot?
580
00:28:48,139 --> 00:28:49,419
Yeah.
581
00:28:49,444 --> 00:28:50,964
Mine's the Town Drunk.
582
00:28:54,014 --> 00:28:55,534
[CHUCKLES]
583
00:28:55,559 --> 00:28:57,219
We should introduce them to each other.
584
00:28:57,244 --> 00:28:59,294
[CHUCKLES]
585
00:28:59,319 --> 00:29:00,829
Yeah, we should.
586
00:29:07,284 --> 00:29:09,374
Glenn, my name's James.
587
00:29:11,424 --> 00:29:12,904
Schaeler.
588
00:29:15,309 --> 00:29:17,529
I'm in the middle of an elaborate plot
589
00:29:17,554 --> 00:29:18,994
that's...
590
00:29:20,344 --> 00:29:21,914
fucking kind of falling apart
591
00:29:22,501 --> 00:29:25,021
to take all of Pastor Brown's money,
592
00:29:25,046 --> 00:29:26,126
which...
593
00:29:27,044 --> 00:29:32,264
I mean, he's a really bad man,
so... maybe that means something.
594
00:29:33,004 --> 00:29:34,534
I don't know.
595
00:29:36,099 --> 00:29:37,639
I don't even know why I'm telling you
596
00:29:37,664 --> 00:29:39,664
all this right now.
597
00:29:41,404 --> 00:29:43,444
I still want you to
have my fresh sombrero.
598
00:29:45,069 --> 00:29:46,979
Maybe even more than him.
599
00:29:49,399 --> 00:29:50,479
He's right there?
600
00:29:50,504 --> 00:29:51,854
Yeah.
601
00:29:51,894 --> 00:29:53,014
That's him.
602
00:29:54,879 --> 00:29:56,879
You haven't gone over
and tell him you're okay?
603
00:29:56,904 --> 00:29:59,464
To give him the fresh sombrero?
604
00:29:59,489 --> 00:30:02,189
I was enjoying being with you.
605
00:30:05,189 --> 00:30:06,729
WESLEY: New Leaf?
606
00:30:07,654 --> 00:30:08,944
NEW LEAF: Right.
607
00:30:09,394 --> 00:30:10,474
New Leaf?
608
00:30:11,749 --> 00:30:13,329
Right.
609
00:30:13,354 --> 00:30:14,834
That's a name?
610
00:30:14,859 --> 00:30:16,949
That's my name.
611
00:30:25,494 --> 00:30:27,064
- Are you Native American?
- _
612
00:30:27,089 --> 00:30:28,279
No.
613
00:30:29,949 --> 00:30:33,029
I'm formerly cruel,
and I turned a new leaf.
614
00:30:34,141 --> 00:30:35,681
What are you now?
615
00:30:35,706 --> 00:30:38,206
A little indisposed at the moment.
616
00:30:39,209 --> 00:30:41,289
How did that get there?
617
00:30:42,904 --> 00:30:44,084
How'd what?
618
00:30:44,624 --> 00:30:45,924
The ankle bracelet?
619
00:30:45,949 --> 00:30:47,509
The ankle bracelet what?
620
00:30:47,694 --> 00:30:49,954
How did that fucking ankle bracelet
621
00:30:49,979 --> 00:30:52,159
get on your ankle?
622
00:30:57,004 --> 00:31:00,024
I don't care what your name
is or what you're doing.
623
00:31:00,574 --> 00:31:02,614
People fucking suck, man.
624
00:31:03,054 --> 00:31:05,134
And you don't, so...
625
00:31:05,884 --> 00:31:07,434
How do you know that, man?
626
00:31:08,584 --> 00:31:10,234
Know what?
627
00:31:10,274 --> 00:31:12,074
That people fucking suck?
628
00:31:12,714 --> 00:31:14,374
I work in a pawn shop.
629
00:31:15,714 --> 00:31:17,344
Glenn...
630
00:31:18,594 --> 00:31:20,694
[SIGHING] Ah, man.
631
00:31:21,894 --> 00:31:23,224
Go.
632
00:31:23,249 --> 00:31:26,099
Go up there and tell
your dad you're okay
633
00:31:26,124 --> 00:31:28,864
and give him this fucking awesome
634
00:31:28,889 --> 00:31:30,719
Father's Day Fresh Sombrero,
635
00:31:30,744 --> 00:31:33,444
and, man, just see the look on his face.
636
00:31:33,469 --> 00:31:34,999
Alright, and, man...
637
00:31:35,024 --> 00:31:37,284
feel how fucking hard he hugs you,
638
00:31:37,309 --> 00:31:39,799
'cause he's not crazy like my dad.
639
00:31:39,839 --> 00:31:41,109
He's just drunk.
640
00:31:41,134 --> 00:31:42,784
He can stop that.
641
00:31:45,704 --> 00:31:47,354
Give him a chance.
642
00:31:47,379 --> 00:31:48,959
You bought it.
643
00:31:50,234 --> 00:31:51,794
You kept it fresh.
644
00:31:52,844 --> 00:31:54,384
Yeah.
645
00:31:55,624 --> 00:31:57,154
Because you love him.
646
00:31:59,194 --> 00:32:00,454
Yeah.
647
00:32:02,194 --> 00:32:04,024
Give it to him.
648
00:32:05,764 --> 00:32:07,074
Okay.
649
00:32:08,814 --> 00:32:10,644
[SIGHS]
650
00:32:10,684 --> 00:32:13,294
Please, tell him, uh, not
to wear it around town,
651
00:32:13,319 --> 00:32:16,359
'cause of the, you know,
the Ranger and Mexico, and...
652
00:32:17,449 --> 00:32:20,189
Just please tell him to
hide... hide the sombrero.
653
00:32:20,214 --> 00:32:21,314
Cool.
654
00:32:49,909 --> 00:32:53,919
The computer you wish to
use is right over here.
655
00:32:53,944 --> 00:32:57,034
[RIFLES COCK]
656
00:32:57,084 --> 00:33:02,044
♪♪
657
00:33:02,084 --> 00:33:04,604
[RIFLES COCK]
658
00:33:04,654 --> 00:33:06,654
♪♪
659
00:33:13,884 --> 00:33:17,014
[RIFLE COCKS]
660
00:33:17,054 --> 00:33:19,054
♪♪
661
00:33:26,804 --> 00:33:28,804
♪♪
662
00:33:36,689 --> 00:33:38,229
NEW LEAF: I'm hearing in your voice
663
00:33:38,254 --> 00:33:41,994
an indication that...
maybe you think I'm stupid.
664
00:33:42,019 --> 00:33:44,329
[SCOFFS]
665
00:33:44,354 --> 00:33:46,894
Would you like, Ranger,
to hear a scenario?
666
00:33:47,589 --> 00:33:49,239
I would like to hear how the bracelet
667
00:33:49,264 --> 00:33:50,794
got on your ankle.
668
00:33:53,174 --> 00:33:56,044
Well, here's the scenario.
669
00:33:56,069 --> 00:33:57,719
And at the end, you might ask yourself,
670
00:33:57,744 --> 00:33:59,814
"Who's the fucking nincompoop here?"
671
00:34:00,364 --> 00:34:03,974
Keeping vigil night and day.
Vigil for my caring parents.
672
00:34:03,999 --> 00:34:06,309
Night and day. Tired.
673
00:34:06,364 --> 00:34:08,324
In their hospital. Nod off.
674
00:34:08,349 --> 00:34:10,879
From the long vigil. I wake up.
675
00:34:10,904 --> 00:34:13,824
I got a fucking gizmo
attached to me here.
676
00:34:13,909 --> 00:34:16,609
Someone latched up
the wrong man, Ranger.
677
00:34:16,634 --> 00:34:19,724
Nincompoop? Not me.
678
00:34:19,749 --> 00:34:21,809
Not in this scenario.
679
00:34:22,384 --> 00:34:25,254
A Kilroy County Deputy put that on you.
680
00:34:25,942 --> 00:34:27,942
Yeah. Okay.
681
00:34:27,967 --> 00:34:30,397
He thought you were Paul Allen Brown.
682
00:34:30,422 --> 00:34:31,682
Well, I'm New Leaf.
683
00:34:31,824 --> 00:34:33,304
We've established that,
684
00:34:33,384 --> 00:34:35,734
and I've never been to Texas, Jack,
685
00:34:35,759 --> 00:34:38,239
and I got a Texas gizmo on me here,
686
00:34:38,264 --> 00:34:40,794
and you got no jurisdiction
on my goddamn shit,
687
00:34:40,819 --> 00:34:43,559
so unless you want to
give me a fucking trim,
688
00:34:43,584 --> 00:34:45,584
get this bitch off my ankle.
689
00:34:45,609 --> 00:34:46,849
Toot Sweet.
690
00:34:46,874 --> 00:34:49,704
That's French, Motherfucker, for pronto.
691
00:34:49,729 --> 00:34:52,599
That's I-talian,
Motherfucker, for right now.
692
00:34:52,624 --> 00:34:54,794
And that's English,
Jack, your native tongue.
693
00:34:54,819 --> 00:34:56,299
So you get it.
694
00:34:56,324 --> 00:34:58,104
So get it done.
695
00:35:01,594 --> 00:35:03,514
You've never been to Texas?
696
00:35:06,294 --> 00:35:07,504
Well...
697
00:35:08,644 --> 00:35:10,134
Well what?
698
00:35:10,474 --> 00:35:11,984
Yesterday, yeah.
699
00:35:12,434 --> 00:35:14,464
And today, passing through.
700
00:35:15,304 --> 00:35:17,334
Today, yeah.
701
00:35:18,174 --> 00:35:20,014
On your trip to Mexico.
702
00:35:20,654 --> 00:35:22,024
Yeah.
703
00:35:22,964 --> 00:35:24,544
Mexico.
704
00:35:25,184 --> 00:35:26,764
Yeah.
705
00:35:27,704 --> 00:35:29,154
Mexico.
706
00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:30,984
You keep saying that.
707
00:35:34,934 --> 00:35:37,494
What were you doing in Mexico?
708
00:35:38,244 --> 00:35:39,754
You seem...
709
00:35:40,204 --> 00:35:42,764
I don't know... sort of local to me.
710
00:35:43,504 --> 00:35:45,644
[VIBRATING]
711
00:35:52,904 --> 00:35:54,694
[SIGHS]
712
00:35:56,824 --> 00:35:58,404
Fuck you.
713
00:36:00,044 --> 00:36:01,604
Fuck me?
714
00:36:02,044 --> 00:36:04,124
Local? What's that?
715
00:36:04,373 --> 00:36:06,289
Is that supposed to mean
I'm less than something
716
00:36:06,314 --> 00:36:07,744
or something?
717
00:36:07,769 --> 00:36:09,899
I was well raised.
718
00:36:09,924 --> 00:36:13,014
You could etch on my tombstone,
"He should have known better."
719
00:36:13,039 --> 00:36:15,949
I was well raised by
good, caring people.
720
00:36:16,079 --> 00:36:18,169
But I'm the dog that you clean up after
721
00:36:18,194 --> 00:36:20,104
and then hit with a fucking newspaper.
722
00:36:20,169 --> 00:36:24,129
I'm bad news, Ranger,
but I'm not stupid,
723
00:36:24,154 --> 00:36:29,164
and I never broke one law in
your fucking Lone Star State.
724
00:36:29,189 --> 00:36:31,709
So, you get this bracelet off.
725
00:36:32,189 --> 00:36:33,709
I got things I need to do.
726
00:36:33,734 --> 00:36:35,864
My parents died today.
727
00:36:35,889 --> 00:36:38,029
There are tasks.
728
00:36:38,069 --> 00:36:39,509
[INHALES DEEPLY]
729
00:36:39,534 --> 00:36:41,084
There's been, here,
730
00:36:41,954 --> 00:36:44,264
a peculiar concentration of activity
731
00:36:44,289 --> 00:36:46,339
involving, somehow...
732
00:36:46,364 --> 00:36:47,904
Mexico.
733
00:36:48,874 --> 00:36:51,924
Among a peculiar number of people here.
734
00:36:56,404 --> 00:36:57,664
Killer.
735
00:36:59,044 --> 00:37:00,054
Me?
736
00:37:00,079 --> 00:37:01,299
Yeah.
737
00:37:01,324 --> 00:37:02,454
Convicted.
738
00:37:02,479 --> 00:37:03,829
Yeah.
739
00:37:03,909 --> 00:37:06,479
Motherfucker taunted
my mother and father,
740
00:37:06,504 --> 00:37:07,894
and I did the time behind the bars
741
00:37:07,919 --> 00:37:09,749
and down in the barrel.
742
00:37:09,774 --> 00:37:11,304
Taunted.
743
00:37:11,999 --> 00:37:13,399
Yeah.
744
00:37:13,424 --> 00:37:15,294
And you shot him.
745
00:37:15,319 --> 00:37:16,829
Yeah.
746
00:37:17,684 --> 00:37:19,584
For taunting someone.
747
00:37:20,124 --> 00:37:21,744
Not someone.
748
00:37:22,084 --> 00:37:23,734
My mother and father.
749
00:37:26,484 --> 00:37:27,994
And since then...
750
00:37:29,549 --> 00:37:31,139
Since then what?
751
00:37:31,964 --> 00:37:34,704
You let anyone else have it like that?
752
00:37:34,729 --> 00:37:36,319
No one's given me a reason.
753
00:37:38,574 --> 00:37:41,614
What were you doing in Mexico, New Leaf?
754
00:37:43,274 --> 00:37:44,714
New Leaf?
755
00:37:44,754 --> 00:37:47,454
[SIGHS]
756
00:37:47,479 --> 00:37:50,909
I was researching LensCrafters
franchise opportunities
757
00:37:50,934 --> 00:37:53,454
in the suburbs of Greater
northwestern Mexico.
758
00:37:53,479 --> 00:37:55,739
I'm a registered, licensed franchisee
759
00:37:55,764 --> 00:37:58,164
in the LensCrafters franchise family.
760
00:37:58,189 --> 00:38:01,629
I got $96,000 of my
parents' life savings
761
00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:03,674
laying around in the form of hard costs,
762
00:38:03,749 --> 00:38:05,799
such as frames, lenses,
763
00:38:05,824 --> 00:38:09,044
and eyeglass stands
I'm trying to recoup on.
764
00:38:09,109 --> 00:38:12,329
I attended a Mexican
LensCrafters symposium yesterday
765
00:38:12,354 --> 00:38:13,854
for that reason.
766
00:38:15,394 --> 00:38:19,024
Here's my ticket, Wesley
Walker, Texas Ranger.
767
00:38:20,299 --> 00:38:22,599
And I was at a real
fucking disadvantage, man,
768
00:38:22,624 --> 00:38:25,624
seeking Mexican wholesale
franchise discount opportunities
769
00:38:25,664 --> 00:38:27,884
with this shit on my ankle.
770
00:38:27,934 --> 00:38:29,514
So now, man...
771
00:38:30,454 --> 00:38:32,024
get her off.
772
00:38:32,764 --> 00:38:34,944
I'm not fucking around. Look at my face.
773
00:38:41,254 --> 00:38:44,784
You wandered down to Mexico
with your folks at death's door?
774
00:38:45,711 --> 00:38:47,251
I'm useless, Ranger.
775
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:49,409
It was their life savings.
776
00:38:49,434 --> 00:38:51,044
I endeavored to put it to good use
777
00:38:51,069 --> 00:38:53,159
before they passed away
into the it's-never-gonna-
778
00:38:53,184 --> 00:38:55,534
fucking-happen-now end of it all.
779
00:38:55,644 --> 00:38:58,214
I didn't wander down to Mexico.
780
00:38:58,239 --> 00:38:59,589
I hurried.
781
00:38:59,614 --> 00:39:01,164
For them.
782
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:03,329
Because as of 7:00 a.m. this morning,
783
00:39:03,354 --> 00:39:04,824
there was still hope.
784
00:39:06,747 --> 00:39:07,917
And now?
785
00:39:12,104 --> 00:39:13,314
And now...
786
00:39:14,454 --> 00:39:15,654
nope.
787
00:39:21,244 --> 00:39:22,684
Seriously, man.
788
00:39:22,709 --> 00:39:24,709
Stand the fuck up and get this off me.
789
00:39:25,774 --> 00:39:27,324
I got things I need to do.
790
00:39:38,264 --> 00:39:40,704
♪♪
791
00:39:44,744 --> 00:39:47,234
♪♪
792
00:39:51,274 --> 00:39:52,694
Any word?
793
00:39:54,234 --> 00:39:55,444
Pirdoo.
794
00:39:55,584 --> 00:39:57,674
♪♪
795
00:39:57,714 --> 00:39:59,244
Word on Glenn?
796
00:39:59,284 --> 00:40:00,844
Word on Glenn.
797
00:40:01,284 --> 00:40:03,194
Glenn's home, Ranger.
798
00:40:04,334 --> 00:40:06,054
Well, that's great.
799
00:40:06,594 --> 00:40:08,694
It's fucking great, yeah.
800
00:40:09,334 --> 00:40:10,814
Where was your boy?
801
00:40:11,554 --> 00:40:12,904
Road trip.
802
00:40:12,954 --> 00:40:14,374
Roadie.
803
00:40:14,824 --> 00:40:16,154
He wrote me a note.
804
00:40:16,304 --> 00:40:17,854
It just washed away.
805
00:40:18,694 --> 00:40:20,434
He brought me something home.
806
00:40:21,110 --> 00:40:22,290
From his trip?
807
00:40:22,319 --> 00:40:23,329
Yeah.
808
00:40:23,354 --> 00:40:24,704
Father's Day.
809
00:40:24,744 --> 00:40:25,874
Well, that's fine.
810
00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:27,134
[CHUCKLES]
811
00:40:27,184 --> 00:40:28,774
That's a fine thing.
812
00:40:29,314 --> 00:40:30,964
Check it out.
813
00:40:31,014 --> 00:40:33,484
♪♪
814
00:40:38,324 --> 00:40:39,934
Check it out, guy.
815
00:40:39,974 --> 00:40:41,974
♪♪
816
00:40:45,809 --> 00:40:50,309
_
817
00:40:50,334 --> 00:40:52,334
♪♪
818
00:41:00,604 --> 00:41:02,604
♪♪
819
00:41:10,964 --> 00:41:12,964
♪♪
820
00:41:21,284 --> 00:41:23,324
NEW LEAF: Yeah, I went to Mexico,
821
00:41:23,364 --> 00:41:26,374
primarily because, if
my parents passed away,
822
00:41:26,414 --> 00:41:30,244
I wanted to immediately
kill So-Called James.
823
00:41:30,284 --> 00:41:32,244
But I still, of course,
824
00:41:32,269 --> 00:41:35,139
frequent LensCrafters
franchise message boards
825
00:41:35,204 --> 00:41:37,904
in the hope of identifying
opportunities to recoup
826
00:41:37,944 --> 00:41:41,904
some of my parents' investment
in LensCrafters and in me.
827
00:41:42,479 --> 00:41:45,499
At this point, a sweet second chance
828
00:41:45,524 --> 00:41:48,084
at a brick-and-mortar franchise store is
829
00:41:48,134 --> 00:41:49,784
a fucking pipe dream.
830
00:41:49,834 --> 00:41:51,484
Who the fuck are we kidding here,
831
00:41:51,524 --> 00:41:54,024
given our fiduciary situation.
832
00:41:56,989 --> 00:41:59,339
But it's imprudent to
bypass opportunities
833
00:41:59,364 --> 00:42:01,534
to allay our leftover
hard-cost stock items
834
00:42:01,559 --> 00:42:04,389
such as frames, lenses,
and eyeglass stands
835
00:42:04,414 --> 00:42:07,804
at franchise mixers and
various franchise symposiums
836
00:42:07,829 --> 00:42:10,699
where franchise owners
can barter, negotiate,
837
00:42:10,804 --> 00:42:13,334
or just do a fellow
LensCrafters franchise owner
838
00:42:13,374 --> 00:42:15,074
a fucking solid.
839
00:42:15,114 --> 00:42:16,634
So, yeah, I dropped in there.
840
00:42:16,684 --> 00:42:18,074
In Mexico.
841
00:42:18,114 --> 00:42:19,514
While there.
842
00:42:19,554 --> 00:42:21,474
Hoping...
843
00:42:21,514 --> 00:42:23,954
Hoping I could sell some reserve stock
844
00:42:23,994 --> 00:42:25,774
and lessen the loss of the investment
845
00:42:25,824 --> 00:42:27,914
my elderly father,
Kevin, and mother, Denise,
846
00:42:27,954 --> 00:42:30,214
made in LensCrafters and in me.
847
00:42:30,264 --> 00:42:33,874
♪♪
848
00:42:33,914 --> 00:42:35,704
No takers.
849
00:42:35,744 --> 00:42:40,274
♪♪
850
00:42:40,314 --> 00:42:41,924
So, at the end of their lives,
851
00:42:41,964 --> 00:42:44,274
what my parents lost by investing in me
852
00:42:44,314 --> 00:42:46,664
was entire and full.
853
00:42:46,714 --> 00:42:48,274
It was complete.
854
00:42:48,324 --> 00:42:51,064
♪♪
855
00:42:55,114 --> 00:42:57,984
Now I'll just take a bath on this shit,
856
00:42:58,024 --> 00:43:00,374
'cause I need some
fucking money for a gun
857
00:43:00,424 --> 00:43:04,474
so I can pay a fateful
visit to So-Called James.
858
00:43:04,514 --> 00:43:07,694
♪♪
859
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:09,159
Where's young Glenn?
860
00:43:09,184 --> 00:43:10,764
Young Glenn is sleeping.
861
00:43:12,489 --> 00:43:14,099
In the back?
862
00:43:14,124 --> 00:43:15,654
At home.
863
00:43:15,679 --> 00:43:17,679
How can I help you?
864
00:43:17,704 --> 00:43:19,354
I got glasses.
865
00:43:19,394 --> 00:43:21,614
Cases and cases of eyewear.
866
00:43:21,639 --> 00:43:23,809
Like, here.
867
00:43:23,834 --> 00:43:26,134
Cases and cases.
868
00:43:26,259 --> 00:43:29,169
[SIGHS]
869
00:43:29,194 --> 00:43:31,364
You're gonna take a bath on these, man.
870
00:43:31,389 --> 00:43:33,869
I'm not a wholesaler. I'm a Mom-and-Pop.
871
00:43:34,418 --> 00:43:35,998
But my wife...
872
00:43:36,454 --> 00:43:38,964
my wife left us, so I'm just a Pop.
873
00:43:40,019 --> 00:43:43,089
Just a Pop store, bud, so
I can't do you right, here.
874
00:43:43,114 --> 00:43:44,424
This is a lot of stock.
875
00:43:44,449 --> 00:43:47,019
Well, I need the money for something.
876
00:43:47,044 --> 00:43:49,444
You own a pawn shop. You know the story.
877
00:43:49,469 --> 00:43:51,529
What do you need? We
have a lot of stock.
878
00:43:51,539 --> 00:43:53,759
Maybe I can make you
a deal on something.
879
00:43:53,784 --> 00:43:55,694
You don't stock it.
880
00:43:55,734 --> 00:43:59,294
You don't stock what I need.
881
00:43:59,744 --> 00:44:01,484
Well, okay.
882
00:44:01,509 --> 00:44:03,689
How many boxes of eyewear?
883
00:44:03,714 --> 00:44:05,104
72.
884
00:44:05,889 --> 00:44:07,769
I'll give you $2,000, all in.
885
00:44:08,450 --> 00:44:09,930
That'll cover it.
886
00:44:10,654 --> 00:44:12,394
[CLEARS THROAT]
887
00:44:12,419 --> 00:44:13,859
[PEN CLICKS]
888
00:44:13,884 --> 00:44:15,274
Hey.
889
00:44:15,299 --> 00:44:16,879
Yeah?
890
00:44:17,844 --> 00:44:19,364
You got a good kid.
891
00:44:20,114 --> 00:44:21,404
Your kid.
892
00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:25,244
I know him a little.
893
00:44:25,269 --> 00:44:26,799
I wanted you to know that.
894
00:44:28,854 --> 00:44:30,404
Glenn?
895
00:44:30,944 --> 00:44:32,514
Glenn's a good kid.
896
00:44:33,554 --> 00:44:35,114
He is, yeah.
897
00:44:37,074 --> 00:44:39,319
You sure you want to follow
through on this transaction?
898
00:44:39,344 --> 00:44:40,934
Yeah, I am.
899
00:44:44,654 --> 00:44:46,454
Glenn works here?
900
00:44:47,094 --> 00:44:48,534
Sometimes.
901
00:44:48,574 --> 00:44:50,034
Most of the time.
902
00:44:50,574 --> 00:44:51,624
Seems like.
903
00:44:51,664 --> 00:44:53,624
[REGISTER DINGS]
904
00:44:53,664 --> 00:44:55,214
So, it's a...
905
00:44:55,754 --> 00:44:58,784
more of a Kid and Pop store, really.
906
00:44:59,349 --> 00:45:02,479
But no one ever says that,
'cause no one really sees that
907
00:45:02,504 --> 00:45:06,114
'cause kids don't really
do that that... that much.
908
00:45:06,154 --> 00:45:07,234
Right?
909
00:45:10,554 --> 00:45:12,464
[REGISTER DOOR CLOSES]
910
00:45:18,604 --> 00:45:20,084
Here's your money.
911
00:45:24,394 --> 00:45:26,394
♪♪
912
00:45:32,574 --> 00:45:34,574
♪♪
913
00:45:34,598 --> 00:45:39,598
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914
00:45:42,624 --> 00:45:45,544
♪♪
915
00:46:02,644 --> 00:46:05,914
♪♪
916
00:46:22,664 --> 00:46:26,324
♪♪
917
00:46:37,424 --> 00:46:39,604
♪♪
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