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(ethereal music)
(glass shattering)
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(upbeat hip-hop music)
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No stress!
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We'll fix those street lights!
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Everything's gonna be ALL
WHITE! Nothing to fear.
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You all were a mess
before we got here.
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You go burn that lease and
please be civilized
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or else we'll have to
call the police.
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Could you believe this black
man had the nerve
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to walk a tad bit
too close to me?
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He looked just like one of
those rappers on TV.
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I got uncomfortable, went ahead
and dialed the authorities.
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It's okay to sell your soul.
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We'll revive your local bar,
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advertise it with a bullet hole.
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We'll buy your properties so low
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as you watch your
community cripple.
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Wait 'til you're gone, flip it,
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and then sell it for triple.
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Enough with culture, diversity,
artist, musician, actor.
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Where or however they
end up to me,
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it's just not a factor.
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But hey, no racists here.
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I voted for Obama,
all lives matter.
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(hip hop music)
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(calm jazz music)
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¶ Beautiful, Brooklyn was ¶
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¶ When you were here Brooklyn
was beautiful ¶
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¶ Brooklyn was beautiful ¶
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¶ Brooklyn was beautiful ¶
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¶ When you were here,
Brooklyn was beautiful ¶
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¶ When you were here,
Brooklyn was beautiful ¶
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¶ When you were here,
Brooklyn was beautiful ¶
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You all right, Nate?
Yeah.
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After what happened yesterday,
man, I'd have thought
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you'd have stayed
home today, bruh.
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Man, there's nothing to do
there but smoke weed.
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At least you can do it all you
want now,
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without listening to her
complain.
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I'm already as high as I'm
gonna get, dude.
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Figured I might as well come in
and cut some hair,
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make some money.
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Whoa, word on the street is,
there's a new bachelor
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on the loose my man.
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You told him?
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Nothing we didn't already know.
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Y'all were together
five years man,
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that was supposed to be wifey.
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(static buzzing on radio)
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You weren't even supposed to be
here today.
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Uh huh.
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Must feel good man, getting the
place back to yourself
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getting in the groove like a
player, hear me?
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No man, it's not even like that.
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I look around, it's fucking
ghost town in my house.
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All I see is nothing, I feel
these moments of our love
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everywhere. I touch shit, it's
just love emanating
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out of couches and cushions.
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Oh lord, you sound like a bitch
now.
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Yeah man, you call your mother
yet?
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Yo, I'm a man my dude, why you
gotta talk about my mom?
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No need to get swoll my dude.
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You know what and fuck you,
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because you're the one who put
all my business
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out in the street. And you know
what?
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You just sit there and you read
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your 50-year-old Ebony
magazines.
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We're all gonna work
in silence today.
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I don't know none of you
motherfuckers.
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Who he think he is? Shit!
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Yo brother, if you didn't want
to talk about it,
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you'd have kept your
silent ass home today.
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I'm not allowed to work?
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I can't make money?
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I'm just saying, bruh.
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Melissa left yesterday.
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We know.
We know.
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My brother...
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What happened?
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Nothing, what?
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You didn't tell them?
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Psh, I didn't tell them
everything.
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I wasn't there for everything.
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I was just there for
the beat down.
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She hit you?
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(laughs) She did not hit me,
no, she didn't hit me.
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Why do you want her to stay if
she is hitting you?
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That's that gender equality.
(laughs)
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Stop it, no she didn't hit me.
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- Are you sure?
- Yes.
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Because it is classic
for abuse victims
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to deny everything.
That's true.
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You know what..? Mosey, come on.
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She didn't hit him.
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Thank you.
At least not
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when I was there.
(co-workers laughing)
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Okay.
I don't know what
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happened after that.
You know what?
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I am in pain, I lost somebody.
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It doesn't matter man,
she's not dead.
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You're just not hitting it
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from the back anymore, man,
that's all.
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A broken heart really needs a
little levity, okay?
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So why you got to be
such a sour puss?
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We all friends man,
now let's talk, talk it out.
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Now who sounds like the bitch?
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Yo, Chess, why don't you hit
him off
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with your liquid breakfast man,
loosen him up, man.
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Get his mind right.
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Shit, you don't smell
the weed on him?
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He's already high.
So all right then, Nate,
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What's good?
How'd it go down, bruh?
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(laughs)
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Oh goodness.
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That was
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I'm gonna miss you,
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that was...I'm gonna miss you a
lot.
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I'm going to miss you, too.
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You still love me?
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I'm not doing this anymore,
Nate.
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We're moving on.
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I'm trying not to love you.
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Yeah, your logic is tight.
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But, yes.
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If that's what you're wondering.
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Yeah, kinda. Yeah, I mean I
know I wasn't the only one
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that felt something just now
when we were,
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you know, bonin'.
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(sighs)
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That extra minute was special
because I didn't get you
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an anniversary gift
two weeks ago.
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(kettle whistles)
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(groans) You know what I was
thinking
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while you were in the shower?
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What?
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I was thinking that maybe this
isn't really happening.
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It's happening.
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My mother always said it's
better to break up
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while you still love someone.
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Breaking up while you hate
someone
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usually ends in murder.
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Yeah, but that's my point,
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we don't hate each other, right?
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We love each other, we said it
a bunch of times
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in that flurry of passion.
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That flurry of passion was a
goodbye fuck.
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It was?
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You were the one who said 'How
about a goodbye fuck?'
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That's right.
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I obliged.
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Can't believe I did that.
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I knew you'd twist everything
the second it was over.
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What?
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I'm not twisting anything! I
just think
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we don't have to break up
because we had great sex.
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For us, great sex, we were in
there crying
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it was all emotional, I mean,
doesn't that mean anything?
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Does it?
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You want to know what I was
thinking about in the shower?
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Maybe.
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I was wondering how
long will it take
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to wash your smell off of me,
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because I don't want to smell
you tonight
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when I go to sleep in my new
home and you know what?
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(sniffs)
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I can still smell you. Fuck!
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Let's just forget this morning
ever happened.
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No, I don't want to forget what
happened this morning.
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I do, think about something
else.
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Don't you have school work?
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It'll get done.
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I bet if you had your study
partner you'd be more focused.
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See, you want me to leave you
alone,
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but you keep bringing up
bullshit.
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Fine.
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And another thing, I want my
teapot back.
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You mean the teapot
you bought me?
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I bought it for the apartment.
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When I moved in you
heated your water
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in the microwave, like a
heathen.
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What are you talking about,
"heathen"?
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That shit is technology.
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It's mine, I'm taking it.
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So you don't want tea, then?
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(slurps)
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(cell phone rings)
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Yes?
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Yes.
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I don't want to talk about it,
just get over here now.
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I don't give a shit about
Alternate Side,
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I'll pay for the ticket.
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Here you go and don't forget
you got
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the sneakers by the door.
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Yeah, I know.
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Oh, and I'm gonna need your
address for the mail.
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No you won't.
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Don't you care about your mail?
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Why do you think I found in
apartment in secret?
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I'm already getting my mail
there, thanks.
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Yeah, but you know sometimes...
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You know what, anything that
slips through the mail Nate
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you can have, go crazy.
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(laughs) Okay, you know what?
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I was just trying to be nice.
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You want this to be nice?
Nicer than this.
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I have nothing to be nice about.
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You have nothing to be a bitch
about.
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Fuck you.
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You already did that today
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and that still didn't
chill you out.
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You're a fucking waste.
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You know what?
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Your heart wouldn't be breaking
over a fucking waste, babe.
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You cheated on me, that's why
I'm a bitch.
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You want a bitch,
you got a bitch,
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you ungrateful motherfucker.
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Not ungrateful, listen I know
that you helped me
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get a lot of shit straight in
my life.
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Damn right, I did.
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Okay, I said thank you, right?
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What else do you want from me?
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You could have thanked me
before you went
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and fucked a 20 year old.
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Slow down, all right. I did not
do nothin'-
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Oh see another lie.
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And I'm pretty sure that that's
not a lie okay.
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What?
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You say you're at school, but
it's not on your schedule.
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You say you're with Mosey, but
really you were
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with those BMCC girls.
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I like your place.
Thanks.
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How's the rent?
I don't talk about it.
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Your girlfriend handle the
decorating?
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Yeah, yeah, she's
got a little skill.
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She fixed this place up.
Before she moved in,
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all I did was decorate with
magazines.
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I've actually been looking for
a place.
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Are there any spots open like
this?
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(laughs) No.
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The only way to get a place
like this
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is to be really rich or to live
here your whole life
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and wait for your
parents to die.
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You just saying that because
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you don't want me to live here.
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No, it's true, my mom
owns this building
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and you know she
wants to kick me out
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so she can get more for rent.
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So the idea that I'm gonna help
you, is not very likely.
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So basically you don't want no
trouble?
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Oh see now you're just messing
with me.
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So you gonna tell me you don't
feel what's happening?
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With what?
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00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:05,290
With you and me?
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00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:08,660
What?
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Nate, I heard about you, stop.
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00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:18,903
All right, listen,
all right, okay,
257
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,706
sometimes I get a little
reckless if there's a party,
258
00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:26,544
but this is my girlfriend's
place, too,
259
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:30,548
so if we're done studying,
you know...
260
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,350
You wasn't talking about her
last week
261
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:33,418
when we was dancing.
262
00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,955
Okay yeah I was flirting with
you, but--
263
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:37,789
You flirt with everybody.
264
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,207
I'm a DJ.
265
00:12:39,208 --> 00:12:40,624
That's what' DJs do,
that's how I get tips.
266
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,060
- A DJ?
- Yeah, I gotta
267
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:44,062
flirt a little bit.
- Listen.
268
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:47,365
You and I connect on
some real shit.
269
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,570
¶ You know what you get ¶
270
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,973
¶ Everyday is Christmas ¶
271
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:58,877
¶ Oh yeah there ain't no
conditions ¶
272
00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:06,217
Oh okay, yeah you, music is
definitely more your thing.
273
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:10,388
You like that?
Yeah, that was really--
274
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:18,296
Okay, Justine, you are young
enough to be my niece.
275
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,434
Don't you have a boyfriend?
276
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,503
He plays basketball
for St. Johns.
277
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,572
It's an open relationship.
278
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:30,275
Yeah, I guess that's the way
you'd have to go with that.
279
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,776
You got condoms?
280
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:36,347
That's (laughs) you kids don't
mince, do you?
281
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,683
Why waste time with words?
282
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:43,421
I'm hot, you're a six,
let's do this.
283
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:47,625
Okay listen, Justine, I know
what you think
284
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,394
is going to happen, but I--
285
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:54,532
Okay six, a six is your bottom
for getting freaky?
286
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,602
This isn't getting freaky.
287
00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:58,903
This is studying.
288
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,173
That's why I thought you called
me here today,
289
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:05,343
the whole group canceled, it's
just me and you.
290
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,213
I thought I was helping you out.
291
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,984
You did, thanks.
292
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:13,885
Yeah.
293
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:19,557
Listen, I've always been
attracted to older men.
294
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:22,227
Oh man, there it is, see I knew
that was gonna come.
295
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:23,494
Facts.
Thank you Justine.
296
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:27,198
Yeah, that's great, oh, that's
really nice.
297
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,469
Thank you, okay.
298
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,705
(moaning)
299
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,713
Thank you, that's (grunts)
300
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,448
let's you an Uber.
301
00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:45,182
You know what listen, I don't
care about your girlfriend.
302
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,218
That that makes one of us.
303
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,321
Yeah, but does she know what
most men want?
304
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:52,991
What's that?
305
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,659
Someone who can keep a secret.
306
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,629
Okay, then well please keep
this one.
307
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,432
You want me to touch him?
308
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:05,503
Okay, thank you, no, you've got
to go, you've got to go.
309
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:08,039
I'm not an idiot,
you fucked her.
310
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,374
I did not.
311
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:12,176
I love how every time you tell
the story,
312
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:13,578
you are somehow the hero
313
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,747
just trying to preserve
everyone's honor.
314
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,416
Are you saying that isn't me?
315
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,852
Not if it's the same Justine
who takes selfies
316
00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:22,186
with her ass sticking out.
317
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,226
Learn how to close your apps.
318
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,428
You practically live on her
Instagram.
319
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:34,866
Okay, well you're
worse than the NSA.
320
00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:38,536
Nate, I know you
think you're smart,
321
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:39,904
but you're not smart.
322
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:42,040
You're stupid, okay?
323
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,408
You're stupid,
you didn't even try to hide it
324
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,476
you left her fucking
wine glass out
325
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,078
with the lip stain all over it.
326
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,247
Justine brought the wine, she
was trying to impress me
327
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:52,250
because I'm so dope, like you
used to try to impress me,
328
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:54,252
but you don't anymore, because
you don't think I'm dope.
329
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,287
You know the whole place
smelled of her cheap ass
perfume.
330
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,056
That's not my fault.
331
00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,891
You changed the sheets.
332
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,397
You didn't clean up anything
else she left behind,
333
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,433
but you changed the sheets,
334
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,468
you made sure to change the
sheets.
335
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,369
Why is that?
336
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:16,374
Since when have you ever even
about doing that?
337
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,079
Well.
338
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,016
Of course.
339
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:27,919
You don't have an answer
because you're guilty.
340
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:28,953
I'm not guilty.
341
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:31,289
You changed the sheets.
342
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,590
I didn't sleep with that chick.
343
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,792
You changed the sheets.
344
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:37,695
- Yeah because--
- Because you slept with her
345
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,831
in our bed, well you keep the
bed now.
346
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,967
I just said that she came over
347
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:44,102
and things got a little hot,
but I got a hard-on okay,
348
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,771
I'll admit that shit, but
nothing happened with her.
349
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:50,174
Okay, I kicked her out and
frankly kicking her out
350
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,509
didn't do shit for my blue
balls,
351
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:54,379
so I went into the bedroom and
I stroked it off
352
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:58,616
and you know I got a little on
the sheets and pillows,
353
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,719
well I got a LOT, a lot on the
sheets and pillows,
354
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,855
because even if it's only three
minutes,
355
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,523
I'm like Lexington Steele when
I pop,
356
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,192
I mean that shit was just
everywhere so I just
357
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,695
gathered everything up, put it
in the laundry bag,
358
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,398
didn't have time to wash it and
get it back on the,
359
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:15,800
you were about to come home.
360
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,269
I'm just lucky you didn't walk
in with a black light.
361
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,539
See?
362
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,508
Look, the gears are turning,
363
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,877
see you know that I'm telling
the truth.
364
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:30,548
I, I don't... Maybe
365
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,020
it's stupid enough to be true.
366
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,655
And you just called me stupid.
367
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,995
I was wondering why the sheets
didn't smell
368
00:17:43,997 --> 00:17:47,398
of her perfume, you didn't have
time to wash them
369
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:52,370
and there were never any hairs
or other fluids.
370
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:53,838
Who the hell are you supposed
to be, CSI?
371
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,206
Of course there were no other
hairs or fluids,
372
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,542
just my man juice, a pretty
girl came onto me,
373
00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:59,510
so I stroked it off, sue me!
374
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,950
Whoa, is this what, that's what
this is about?
375
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,052
That's what you had to go on?
376
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,688
Cora said--
Cora said?!? Oh!
377
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,124
Cora said?!?
378
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,461
Cora's the one fucking up my
shit right now
379
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,696
because I like to jerk off in
bed
380
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:21,799
instead of in front of a
computer, like your brother.
381
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:24,102
She said it seemed suspicious.
382
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,571
Well, she was wrong, wasn't she?
383
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,139
It did seemed suspicious.
384
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:31,209
It seemed suspicious because
she made it up.
385
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,311
That doesn't make any fucking
sense!
386
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:35,947
All right fine, you didn't
cheat, happy?
387
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,816
That's the best you got?
388
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:39,851
I'm sorry, Nate.
389
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,829
It's okay, I forgive you.
390
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:55,933
'Cuz I love you we just suck at
communicating
391
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:58,402
and I'm gonna do a better job
of letting you in.
392
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,073
I've been watching a lot of OWN,
393
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,209
because I'm trying to fix all
of this.
394
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:08,980
I just have to go Nate.
395
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,654
And now I want tea, shit.
396
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:25,129
Okay, when people have trouble
communicating,
397
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:27,165
they talk it out or they get
help,
398
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,432
only punks cut and run.
399
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:29,834
Then I'm a punk.
400
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,436
Okay, but you're not still mad
at me, right?
401
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:33,387
- What?
- Well I mean
402
00:19:33,388 --> 00:19:34,337
this whole breakup thing was
because
403
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,940
you thought that I hit it with
Justine,
404
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:38,476
which I did not, so.
405
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:41,712
Not everything is about you and
Justine,
406
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:44,582
and besides I don't know that
you didn't sleep with her.
407
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,685
Yeah, but you have doubts
though.
408
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,221
I have doubts about Justine.
409
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:52,557
I don't have doubts there were
others.
410
00:19:54,127 --> 00:19:57,195
Why do you think I didn't sleep
with Justine?
411
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,796
- Can we stop--
- No no no no,
412
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:01,566
seriously, do you have any idea
why I didn't sleep with her?
413
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,218
Tell me.
414
00:20:03,219 --> 00:20:04,869
Because flirting is automatic,
not emotion.
415
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:09,974
Yeah, that is right and she's a
knucklehead.
416
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:13,644
Why am I gonna get emotional
over some knucklehead for, huh?
417
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,346
Knucklehead's can't measure up
to the future
418
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,181
that you and I were building. I
didn't sleep with Justine
419
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:19,750
because I believed in us.
420
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,319
I didn't hit it for the same
reason
421
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,820
that you never cheated on me.
422
00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:26,057
What?
423
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,827
(romantic acoustic music)
424
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:32,697
This is gonna be a tough
midterm.
425
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:33,764
Not if we've done our jobs
right.
426
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:37,168
We both teach sixth grade, but
I don't think
427
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:39,270
as much of my students
as you do.
428
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:41,038
This shit is hard.
429
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,908
Jason, it's just a midterm.
430
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,311
You want some more tea?
431
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:52,183
(romantic acoustic music)
432
00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:56,854
You know it shouldn't be a
crime to challenge sixth
graders.
433
00:20:56,856 --> 00:21:00,157
That's what I teach my
students, what do you teach
yours?
434
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:03,394
Mostly what their rights are
435
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:06,464
if ever they're held by the
police. (laughs)
436
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:12,069
So where's Nate tonight?
437
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:14,238
DJing some college party.
438
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,339
But it's Wednesday.
439
00:21:16,209 --> 00:21:17,875
He had his midterms too.
440
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:22,046
Guess he's letting off some
steam with his friends.
441
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,682
You don't want to go?
442
00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:28,386
Please. I'm over it.
443
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:31,289
These are his college years,
let him has his fun.
444
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:35,459
Oh well, it's great that you
also support him.
445
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,495
We have an understanding.
446
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:38,496
Well he's lucky.
447
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:46,837
But you deserve to have some
fun too.
448
00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:50,574
Right?
449
00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:53,277
¶ One with each rising and
setting of the sun ¶
450
00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:56,180
¶ Whatever may come, I'm about
to have fun ¶
451
00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:57,648
¶ Cut my losses, grin it and
bear it ¶
452
00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,450
¶ Rather I bury it,
don't force it ¶
453
00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:00,951
¶ And won't forfeit ¶
454
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:04,689
(slow hip hop reggae music)
455
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:09,860
(romantic jazz music)
456
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:19,704
So he starts getting these
phone calls
457
00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:21,205
at four in the morning.
458
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,342
I know what's going on,
459
00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:28,679
but what's the point in
complaining now?
460
00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:31,582
He's what I deserve.
461
00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:38,789
Hey, hey, you don't deserve
anything but to be happy.
462
00:22:43,229 --> 00:22:45,563
We don't even talk about
marriage anymore.
463
00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:49,934
You're engaged?
464
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:53,037
I'm getting married this summer.
465
00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:56,273
Happy?
466
00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:02,813
Very.
467
00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:08,386
(romantic jazz music)
468
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:28,272
That's some slutty shit!
469
00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:30,541
I hate you!
Obviously!
470
00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:32,343
Oh sure, now you want tea.
471
00:23:32,345 --> 00:23:34,412
Well at least I don't have to
smoke or drink
472
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:36,447
at all hours of the day like
some people.
473
00:23:36,449 --> 00:23:38,883
No, only when you're cheating
on some people!
474
00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:41,485
I didn't cheat, I was
retaliating!
475
00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:47,792
Get the hell out of here?
476
00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:49,527
She said that?
477
00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:50,361
How?
478
00:23:50,363 --> 00:23:51,562
How?
479
00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:53,230
Because you slept with Justine
in our bed.
480
00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:54,749
What?
481
00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:56,267
You just said that you know I
didn't sleep with Justine.
482
00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:57,701
I didn't know that at the time
483
00:23:57,703 --> 00:24:00,204
and even if it wasn't Justine,
there were others Nate,
484
00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:02,306
in other beds, don't lie to me.
485
00:24:02,308 --> 00:24:03,641
There were others.
486
00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:06,343
Oh!
487
00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:10,047
She flipped it like that?
488
00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:13,451
Yup.
Yo real talk.
489
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,686
I didn't think she had it in
her like that.
490
00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:19,490
And she knows that nothing
happened with Justine?
491
00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:21,058
Yeah.
492
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,126
But she gave this guy some trim
493
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:23,661
to get back at you for screwing
her?
494
00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:24,562
Yeah.
495
00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:28,732
And she definitely fucked him
in your bed?
496
00:24:28,734 --> 00:24:29,600
Yes.
497
00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:31,435
She washed the sheets?
498
00:24:31,437 --> 00:24:32,269
Yeah, she must have dude, I
didn't even
499
00:24:32,271 --> 00:24:33,471
know about it till yesterday.
500
00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:35,139
Whoa!
501
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:40,377
Hey, see that's how they do.
502
00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:42,513
Hell, Nate, how do you keep from
503
00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:45,015
blowing your brains out man?
504
00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:46,617
That's some ruthless shit that
she did there.
505
00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:47,518
No it ain't.
506
00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:49,787
It's justice.
507
00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:51,255
Are you serious, Lou?
508
00:24:52,124 --> 00:24:53,524
Your boy got played.
509
00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:57,428
Look, you're my man
50-stacks-shirt-off-my-back,
510
00:24:57,430 --> 00:24:58,929
but you know was dead wrong for
messing
511
00:24:58,931 --> 00:25:01,365
with that young girl or any of
them girls for that matter.
512
00:25:01,367 --> 00:25:02,867
You're supposed to be in here
getting your life together,
513
00:25:02,869 --> 00:25:04,101
trying to get up out the shop,
514
00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:05,536
but instead you running around
here
515
00:25:05,538 --> 00:25:08,138
like you're on Love and Hip
Hop. That's your problem.
516
00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:09,657
You know what your problem is?
517
00:25:09,658 --> 00:25:11,175
You think you can solve
everything with your stupid
rhymes.
518
00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:12,676
Whether it happened or not,
519
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,812
you wanted me to think that you
fucked
520
00:25:14,814 --> 00:25:16,947
or could have fucked those
stupid college girls.
521
00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:18,682
That is what your ego is about,
522
00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:20,184
making yourself believe you
have a big dick
523
00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:22,453
and making me feel like shit.
524
00:25:22,455 --> 00:25:24,288
How can they be stupid if
they're in college?
525
00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:26,624
I was stupid in college.
526
00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:27,791
What?
527
00:25:27,793 --> 00:25:29,126
You know what?
528
00:25:29,127 --> 00:25:30,460
Maybe I wouldn't have to cheat
if every time
529
00:25:30,463 --> 00:25:32,997
we had sex you didn't have to
wait for it to be over.
530
00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:34,365
I wouldn't have to cheated if
you didn't smell
531
00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:36,233
like Patchouli, Hennessy and
weed every time
532
00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:37,368
you climbed on top of me.
533
00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:38,802
That doesn't even matter.
534
00:25:38,804 --> 00:25:40,204
You brought another dude here.
535
00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:42,740
You shouldn't be moving out, I
should be kicking you out.
536
00:25:42,742 --> 00:25:45,843
And what should have been the
final straw for me?
537
00:25:45,845 --> 00:25:48,279
How many chances did I give you
before Justine?
538
00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:52,850
Nothing happened with Justine.
539
00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:57,755
What about April, Lexi,
Cinnamon?
540
00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:02,526
Oh yeah yeah, I know about her,
541
00:26:02,528 --> 00:26:06,864
that you put a part of your
body into the mouth
542
00:26:06,866 --> 00:26:10,234
of someone named Cinnamon.
543
00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:13,070
I don't even know how I can
look at you.
544
00:26:13,873 --> 00:26:15,506
How'd you find out about that?
545
00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:18,709
What is that? You didn't win
anything,
546
00:26:18,711 --> 00:26:20,444
you just slept with a married
man.
547
00:26:20,446 --> 00:26:21,912
Engaged.
548
00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:23,681
Same difference,
he's married now.
549
00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:25,916
Well, it was only once and
that's something
550
00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:28,719
that Jason and his wife will
have to figure out.
551
00:26:28,721 --> 00:26:31,388
This is the same woman that
teaches children.
552
00:26:31,390 --> 00:26:33,390
How do you get to judge me
after what you did?
553
00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:37,094
I get to judge you after five
years of cheating on me.
554
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,295
Yeah, for all you know,
all my cheating
555
00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:41,865
was exaggerated, but what you
did was premeditated.
556
00:26:41,867 --> 00:26:42,700
No.
557
00:26:42,702 --> 00:26:44,068
Yeah, yeah, that's what you do,
558
00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:46,036
you just brought him over here
to seduce you.
559
00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:47,338
No.
560
00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:48,639
I know what you do, you find
some little idiot
561
00:26:48,641 --> 00:26:50,274
off the banana boat and you
bide your time
562
00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:52,710
and then you claws into, your
fangs into him.
563
00:26:52,712 --> 00:26:54,445
I know how that works.
564
00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:56,947
I didn't bring him over here to
seduce him.
565
00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:59,717
I knew that he would try to
seduce me
566
00:26:59,719 --> 00:27:01,051
and I figured I'd just let the
chips fall
567
00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:02,953
wherever they may fall and--
568
00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:05,322
That's some whore shit. Whore!
Whore!
569
00:27:05,324 --> 00:27:07,992
Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon!
570
00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:10,628
¶ Day-O Day-O Day-O ¶
571
00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:12,229
It doesn't matter what you say
about Justine,
572
00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:13,964
you're a liar, I didn't just get
573
00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:16,066
pictures off your phone, stupid.
574
00:27:18,738 --> 00:27:19,570
You know what?
575
00:27:19,572 --> 00:27:21,138
Good, get the fuck out of here.
576
00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:23,507
I'm gonna need you to move your
stuff off my desk.
577
00:27:23,509 --> 00:27:24,742
Don't worry I'm moving it.
578
00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:26,410
I've been asking you all week
so--
579
00:27:26,412 --> 00:27:28,812
Hey, I said I'm moving it,
you're still packing.
580
00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:30,948
Well now I'm kinda in a hurry.
581
00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:32,249
(mimics Melissa)
582
00:27:32,251 --> 00:27:34,652
(mimics Nate)
583
00:27:34,654 --> 00:27:37,554
(door bell rings)
584
00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:40,491
What took you so long?
585
00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:42,593
I told you I wanted to be out
by noon.
586
00:27:42,595 --> 00:27:45,529
Talk to Cora, I was ready.
587
00:27:45,531 --> 00:27:47,364
She had me waiting outside her
place for like 45 minutes.
588
00:27:47,366 --> 00:27:49,533
I didn't know what to wear.
589
00:27:49,535 --> 00:27:52,102
We're moving dusty boxes, does
it matter?
590
00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:54,004
They're dusty boxes?
591
00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:56,006
Okay do you have a shirt I can
borrow?
592
00:27:58,044 --> 00:27:59,610
Look if I get a ticket, you're
paying it.
593
00:27:59,612 --> 00:28:01,445
I told you I would, didn't I?
594
00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:03,480
Look, that's my mother-in-law's
van,
595
00:28:03,482 --> 00:28:04,481
I finally got her liking me.
596
00:28:04,483 --> 00:28:05,616
I don't need you messing that
up.
597
00:28:05,618 --> 00:28:06,984
You know how hard it is to get
598
00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:09,453
a Dominican mother-in-law to
like a black dude?
599
00:28:10,656 --> 00:28:12,089
That shit is muy difficulto.
600
00:28:15,795 --> 00:28:17,161
Damn, you got mad shit up in
here.
601
00:28:17,163 --> 00:28:18,062
Will it fit?
602
00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:20,247
Well, we gonna make it fit,
603
00:28:20,248 --> 00:28:21,464
because I ain't coming back
here.
604
00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:23,367
- Melissa, shirt?
- Come on.
605
00:28:25,638 --> 00:28:26,537
Hi, Nate.
606
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:28,906
Yo kiss my ass, Cora.
607
00:28:28,908 --> 00:28:31,208
- Ah shit.
- Yeah shit.
608
00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:33,343
What'd you tell her, what'd you
tell her?
609
00:28:33,345 --> 00:28:35,179
I told her the truth.
610
00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:37,214
That what, Justine was
suspicious?
611
00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:40,684
She was, it was, the whole
thing was suspicious.
612
00:28:40,686 --> 00:28:42,486
Why, we're working together?
613
00:28:42,488 --> 00:28:44,221
Why did you have to work here?
614
00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:48,826
Because study group, that's why.
615
00:28:48,828 --> 00:28:50,060
Yo, is this desk coming with--
616
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,462
I'm moving it, damn.
617
00:28:52,665 --> 00:28:54,131
The fuck is he talking to?
618
00:28:56,168 --> 00:28:57,401
You told her to check the
sheets.
619
00:28:57,403 --> 00:28:59,036
That's what I would have done
in her situation.
620
00:28:59,038 --> 00:29:00,904
But you're never in her
situation,
621
00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:01,839
because you don't get attached.
622
00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:04,708
And this is why, the pain.
623
00:29:04,710 --> 00:29:07,010
Men are pigs and you're a man,
so...
624
00:29:07,012 --> 00:29:08,212
This is what you're listening
to.
625
00:29:08,214 --> 00:29:10,848
Nate, at the very least you
should not have been
626
00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:13,884
studying alone with another
woman in the apartment
627
00:29:13,886 --> 00:29:15,786
you share with girlfriend.
628
00:29:15,788 --> 00:29:17,521
I mean come on, dude, did you
not think
629
00:29:17,523 --> 00:29:19,490
that will make her feel
uncomfortable?
630
00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:22,192
Okay.
631
00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:25,262
I'm sorry.
632
00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:26,764
Thank you.
633
00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:28,031
We can agree on something.
634
00:29:28,801 --> 00:29:30,367
Nothing happened with Justine.
635
00:29:30,369 --> 00:29:32,469
Says you, why don't you tell
her that shit,
636
00:29:32,471 --> 00:29:34,371
you tell her all my other
business in the street,
637
00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:35,939
why don't you tell her that
shit?
638
00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:37,107
Tell her.
639
00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:39,309
His story actually makes sense.
640
00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:40,577
- In your face!
- Okay, well what
641
00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:41,779
about the sheets?
642
00:29:41,781 --> 00:29:43,280
Don't worry about my sheets.
643
00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:45,149
You keep your mind
out of my sheets.
644
00:29:45,151 --> 00:29:46,567
I don't worry about the sheets?
645
00:29:46,568 --> 00:29:47,984
No, you don't worry about, no
we don't gotta
646
00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:48,952
talk about my sheets anymore.
647
00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:50,621
Fine, well what--
Point is you were wrong.
648
00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:52,756
- Whatever, whatever.
- You were wrong.
649
00:29:52,758 --> 00:29:54,925
Whatever, you won one,
congratulations Nate.
650
00:29:54,927 --> 00:29:56,460
Why can't you just mind your
own business?
651
00:29:56,462 --> 00:29:58,495
She's my best friend,
she is my business.
652
00:29:58,497 --> 00:30:00,497
So why don't you get
some facts before you
653
00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:02,566
spread out advice like diarrhea?
654
00:30:02,568 --> 00:30:05,068
(laughs) I don't understand
Nate.
655
00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:06,970
Are you angry because
we were right
656
00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:08,639
that you did have
another woman here
657
00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:10,240
or that I care about my friend?
658
00:30:14,079 --> 00:30:16,947
Get out of my house,
you first, quickly,
659
00:30:16,949 --> 00:30:18,816
get the fuck out. Now.
660
00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:19,783
He's gonna change his tone.
661
00:30:19,785 --> 00:30:21,585
He's gonna stop cussing at me.
662
00:30:28,127 --> 00:30:29,026
What?
663
00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:31,795
I'm not gonna miss you.
664
00:30:31,797 --> 00:30:32,996
Ted, we were never fucking.
665
00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:35,966
Yeah, because I never liked you.
666
00:30:35,968 --> 00:30:38,101
I'm pretty sure that's not the
only reason.
667
00:30:40,372 --> 00:30:41,772
I mean she helps you get on
your feet
668
00:30:41,774 --> 00:30:44,608
and you repay her by messing
around with sluts.
669
00:30:44,610 --> 00:30:46,043
They're called students.
670
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,613
I don't know what took us so
long
671
00:30:49,615 --> 00:30:54,685
to see that you are cocky,
narcissistic, no talent nobody.
672
00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:59,289
You're nothing but a pretend DJ
and a terrible barber.
673
00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:01,992
I ain't forget how you fucked
up my head.
674
00:31:01,994 --> 00:31:04,127
If my mother was alive to see
what a piece of shit
675
00:31:04,129 --> 00:31:05,796
my sister wound up with,
676
00:31:05,798 --> 00:31:08,131
she'd never stop stabbing her
eyes out.
677
00:31:10,469 --> 00:31:12,836
Are you gonna help me
move this shit,
678
00:31:12,838 --> 00:31:14,204
so you can hurry up and get
back to the top
679
00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:16,907
of the Empire State Building,
motherfucker?
680
00:31:16,909 --> 00:31:19,843
You look like the fifth Ninja
Turtle, the brown one.
681
00:31:19,845 --> 00:31:21,979
Yeah, get that one, move that
shit Kong.
682
00:31:25,351 --> 00:31:27,417
Girl, I lent this to you like a
year ago.
683
00:31:27,419 --> 00:31:28,819
Well now you have it back.
684
00:31:28,821 --> 00:31:30,721
I wanted to get your
clothes dirty.
685
00:31:37,029 --> 00:31:38,528
What's wrong?
686
00:31:38,530 --> 00:31:40,797
How am I any different from
Nate?
687
00:31:42,368 --> 00:31:43,901
If he didn't really sleep with
that chick
688
00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:47,537
then me and Jason,
that was for nothing.
689
00:31:47,539 --> 00:31:49,206
No it wasn't.
690
00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:53,176
Girl, Jason is hot, Nate is
like a three.
691
00:31:53,178 --> 00:31:56,179
Why did I even listen to you?
692
00:31:56,181 --> 00:31:58,015
Revenge fucking, what am I, 19?
693
00:31:58,017 --> 00:32:00,384
Okay, I'm sorry I was wrong
about
694
00:32:00,386 --> 00:32:02,152
one thing, I'm not perfect.
695
00:32:03,088 --> 00:32:05,022
But you wouldn't stop talking
about it,
696
00:32:05,024 --> 00:32:06,156
so I know you had fun.
697
00:32:07,693 --> 00:32:10,594
I couldn't stop talking about
it because I felt guilty.
698
00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:13,463
Yeah right, guilty, #humblebrag.
699
00:32:18,871 --> 00:32:21,104
So nothing happened with her?
700
00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:22,673
Who, Justine?
701
00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:24,942
No.
702
00:32:24,944 --> 00:32:26,643
So you're honestly going to
stand there
703
00:32:26,645 --> 00:32:27,978
and tell us that you've
never been
704
00:32:27,980 --> 00:32:29,947
with any other woman besides
Melissa?
705
00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:34,151
Nah, you know what's--
706
00:32:34,153 --> 00:32:36,486
No, don't worry about what I
know.
707
00:32:36,488 --> 00:32:38,822
We're concerned with what I
don't know.
708
00:32:38,824 --> 00:32:40,891
Because if you can
actually say no,
709
00:32:40,892 --> 00:32:42,959
then maybe we were wrong and
this can be worked out.
710
00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:48,498
All right, well once.
711
00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:50,167
- Once?
- See?
712
00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:52,736
Cinnamon, Cinnamon I told you
about her.
713
00:32:52,738 --> 00:32:54,471
Yeah, yeah that's why you're
admitting it.
714
00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:56,907
Cinnamon?!? You fucked a
stripper is what you're saying.
715
00:32:56,909 --> 00:32:58,125
She's a stripper.
716
00:32:58,126 --> 00:32:59,342
First of all, she's not a
stripper.
717
00:32:59,345 --> 00:33:02,346
She goes to church every Sunday
and it was once.
718
00:33:02,348 --> 00:33:03,981
Once.
719
00:33:03,983 --> 00:33:05,082
- Really?
- Yeah.
720
00:33:05,985 --> 00:33:08,185
Because I vividly remember
seeing you
721
00:33:08,187 --> 00:33:11,288
at a bar in Williamsburg
flirting with
722
00:33:11,290 --> 00:33:14,291
some Asian chick in a Mets cap.
723
00:33:14,293 --> 00:33:18,328
You disappeared into the
bathroom for like 15 minutes.
724
00:33:19,531 --> 00:33:21,765
I saw you, but you definitely
didn't see me.
725
00:33:23,135 --> 00:33:24,634
- Okay, maybe twice.
- Twice?
726
00:33:24,636 --> 00:33:26,837
- Oh.
- Ain't shit motherfucker.
727
00:33:26,839 --> 00:33:28,138
- That's what I'm saying.
- Three, four, five, six.
728
00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:28,972
What did I tell you about this
guy?
729
00:33:28,974 --> 00:33:29,806
Why?
What?
730
00:33:29,808 --> 00:33:31,174
I told you--
The whole time
731
00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:32,342
he was lying.
- Want to give it
732
00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:33,263
to me that I don't know?
- This is not what
733
00:33:33,264 --> 00:33:34,183
mommy would have wanted.
- All right, don't even
734
00:33:34,184 --> 00:33:35,103
go there right now.
- You slept with some
735
00:33:35,104 --> 00:33:36,023
hard heads.
- Look at him.
736
00:33:36,024 --> 00:33:36,943
You don't listen.
- Ganging up on me for.
737
00:33:36,949 --> 00:33:38,048
Hi Nate.
- What's up man?
738
00:33:38,050 --> 00:33:40,317
Yeah, sure.
739
00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:42,552
See man that's the thing about
you, right?
740
00:33:42,554 --> 00:33:44,788
You can't be trusted, first
it's once,
741
00:33:44,790 --> 00:33:47,057
then it's twice, then it's just
an Asian chick
742
00:33:47,059 --> 00:33:48,558
in a bar bathroom.
743
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:49,993
- What's up, Mosey?
- What's up, man?
744
00:33:49,995 --> 00:33:53,030
- Did I come at a bad time?
- No no, fuck these ghosts.
745
00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:57,667
- Want some of this?
- Yeah man, I'll hit that.
746
00:33:57,669 --> 00:33:59,102
Want to borrow something else?
747
00:34:01,073 --> 00:34:02,639
Oh, man, if I could...
748
00:34:02,641 --> 00:34:04,541
Yeah, man hit them stacks.
749
00:34:06,412 --> 00:34:09,513
Ooh, I can't wait till we get
rid of you.
750
00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:11,081
See you're a piece of shit man,
751
00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:12,249
you've got piece of shit
friends.
752
00:34:12,251 --> 00:34:13,083
Whoa whoa.
- And you like
753
00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:14,418
piece of shit girls.
754
00:34:15,988 --> 00:34:17,487
Yo, you should take
that back man,
755
00:34:17,489 --> 00:34:19,222
because I love your sister.
756
00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:22,826
Pssh, doubt it, you only seem
to love yourself.
757
00:34:22,828 --> 00:34:23,660
Ted, you don't even know what
the fuck
758
00:34:23,662 --> 00:34:24,995
you're talking about man.
759
00:34:24,997 --> 00:34:25,829
Hey get the fuck out of my way.
760
00:34:25,830 --> 00:34:26,662
She's not no saint, now what
you telling
761
00:34:26,665 --> 00:34:28,198
my boy Ted here?
762
00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:29,732
Gotta all up in the clouds, she
ain't no saint, dude.
763
00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:31,368
Word?
- Yeah, that's right.
764
00:34:31,370 --> 00:34:32,653
You know what she did?
765
00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:33,937
She brought another dude back
here to fuck him.
766
00:34:33,939 --> 00:34:35,505
That's right, son.
767
00:34:35,507 --> 00:34:36,773
Oh, you didn't know about that.
768
00:34:36,775 --> 00:34:38,208
You didn't tell Ted all about
this shit?
769
00:34:38,210 --> 00:34:40,944
Yeah, she got another dude back
here to fuck him
770
00:34:40,946 --> 00:34:42,946
all because she thought that I
cheated on her,
771
00:34:42,948 --> 00:34:45,115
which I did not, everyone
should know that
772
00:34:45,117 --> 00:34:47,284
I did not cheat on her, that
shit should be canon by now.
773
00:34:47,286 --> 00:34:48,385
Nate, just shut up.
774
00:34:48,387 --> 00:34:49,786
What, what, Ted wants to make
judgements,
775
00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:51,521
he should make all the
judgments.
776
00:34:52,524 --> 00:34:53,457
She slept with some guy?
777
00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:54,624
That's right.
778
00:34:56,462 --> 00:35:00,263
So I'm supposed to be on your
side now?
779
00:35:01,733 --> 00:35:03,533
Yeah, she's stupid.
780
00:35:03,535 --> 00:35:06,603
Look man, I love her too, but
she's stupid
781
00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:08,105
for sticking around with
782
00:35:08,107 --> 00:35:10,273
your poot butt ass for so damn
long.
783
00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:14,544
Look man, she's a lady and you
like club hos.
784
00:35:14,546 --> 00:35:17,314
(laughs) Club?
785
00:35:17,316 --> 00:35:19,316
This nigger, club hos?
786
00:35:19,318 --> 00:35:21,985
Look man, we knew this wasn't
going to last, right?
787
00:35:21,987 --> 00:35:23,987
Some clown that she met in the
subway,
788
00:35:23,989 --> 00:35:26,523
look she would have been better
off with the rats.
789
00:35:29,061 --> 00:35:31,094
Oh pump your breaks, nigger,
subway,
790
00:35:31,096 --> 00:35:32,762
the fuck you talking about, you
told,
791
00:35:32,764 --> 00:35:35,732
you told him we
met on the subway?
792
00:35:37,102 --> 00:35:39,336
(crowd talking)
(loud club music)
793
00:35:39,338 --> 00:35:41,404
(laughs)
794
00:35:41,406 --> 00:35:42,572
How long are we staying?
795
00:35:42,574 --> 00:35:44,908
- As long as you want.
- I want to leave now.
796
00:35:44,910 --> 00:35:48,478
No stop it, come on
we're gonna have fun, yas?
797
00:35:49,414 --> 00:35:50,247
You made it!
798
00:35:50,249 --> 00:35:52,415
(laughs)
799
00:35:52,417 --> 00:35:54,518
Of course, where's your boy?
800
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:55,685
Over there.
801
00:35:56,989 --> 00:35:58,588
My niggas!
802
00:35:58,590 --> 00:36:01,191
(loud club music)
803
00:36:01,193 --> 00:36:03,860
Okay, birthday boy getting
funky.
804
00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:07,397
(crowd screams)
805
00:36:08,167 --> 00:36:09,933
You ladies want some drinks?
806
00:36:09,935 --> 00:36:11,501
They got bottled beer?
807
00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:13,303
I think they got a Corona or
something.
808
00:36:13,305 --> 00:36:15,071
I'll take one of those.
Unopened.
809
00:36:16,041 --> 00:36:17,774
Okay. For you?
810
00:36:19,111 --> 00:36:23,380
Just give me something special,
surprise me.
811
00:36:23,382 --> 00:36:25,048
All right, I'll be back.
812
00:36:25,050 --> 00:36:27,951
Just give me something special.
813
00:36:27,953 --> 00:36:28,952
You're just asking to get
roofied.
814
00:36:28,954 --> 00:36:30,020
Just being nice.
815
00:36:30,022 --> 00:36:31,321
You hardly know him.
816
00:36:31,323 --> 00:36:32,856
What is your problem?
817
00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:34,724
You said you would try to have
a good time tonight.
818
00:36:34,726 --> 00:36:36,626
And you told me we were going
to a movie.
819
00:36:36,628 --> 00:36:41,698
This is better, come on, chill
out, mingle.
820
00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:44,000
(loud club music)
821
00:36:44,002 --> 00:36:46,803
Or you can just call him back
and tell him
822
00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:49,222
that you've changed your mind
823
00:36:49,223 --> 00:36:50,639
and that you'll marry him and
move to Cleveland.
824
00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:52,709
- Columbus.
- What?
825
00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:55,212
Vincent wants to get married
and move to Columbus.
826
00:36:55,214 --> 00:36:56,913
How is that better?
827
00:36:58,650 --> 00:37:01,218
Dranks, dranks, dranks.
Mm.
828
00:37:02,487 --> 00:37:06,456
Yeah, let's go, let's go, let's
go, let's go.
829
00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:10,360
Once upon a time in Kings
County Hospital,
830
00:37:10,362 --> 00:37:12,762
a black boy was born,
831
00:37:12,764 --> 00:37:16,833
this boy is all Brooklyn, he's
all black.
832
00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:21,605
His is Bud Baxter. Today's his
birthday!
833
00:37:21,607 --> 00:37:23,873
(air horns blowing)
834
00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:24,941
I don't know a single
motherfucker here,
835
00:37:24,943 --> 00:37:26,576
but I love you all tonight.
836
00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:27,744
(crowd screams)
837
00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:29,279
Thanks for showin' love.
838
00:37:29,281 --> 00:37:34,351
(crowd screams)
(hip hop music)
839
00:37:35,053 --> 00:37:37,587
¶ Shawty ¶
840
00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:40,090
¶ Shawty ¶
841
00:37:40,092 --> 00:37:42,259
¶ Shawty ¶
842
00:37:42,261 --> 00:37:44,928
¶ Shawty ¶
843
00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:48,298
¶ Shawty ¶
844
00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:50,634
¶ Shawty ¶
845
00:37:50,636 --> 00:37:52,969
¶ Shawty ¶
846
00:37:52,971 --> 00:37:57,040
¶ Shawty ¶
847
00:37:57,042 --> 00:38:01,478
¶ Shawty, Shawty, Shawty ¶
848
00:38:05,117 --> 00:38:07,884
¶ Shawty moves so dangerous ¶
849
00:38:07,886 --> 00:38:10,053
¶ I can't explain it ¶
850
00:38:10,055 --> 00:38:12,422
¶ She make it all
feel painless ¶
851
00:38:12,424 --> 00:38:15,425
¶ Looking for good times,
looking for good ¶
852
00:38:15,427 --> 00:38:17,927
¶ Looking for good times,
looking for good ¶
853
00:38:17,929 --> 00:38:20,463
¶ Looking for good times,
looking for good ¶
854
00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:23,566
¶ Looking for good times,
looking for good ¶
855
00:38:23,568 --> 00:38:28,638
(crowd talking)
(loud club music)
856
00:38:30,075 --> 00:38:31,675
What up?
857
00:38:31,677 --> 00:38:33,009
Happy birthday.
858
00:38:33,011 --> 00:38:36,413
Oh, you know what, thanks.
859
00:38:36,415 --> 00:38:38,448
Shouldn't you be DJing?
860
00:38:38,450 --> 00:38:40,784
Yeah, but you know I'm tired,
861
00:38:40,786 --> 00:38:42,752
I've been doing this all night,
I haven't even had
862
00:38:42,754 --> 00:38:44,988
a chance to have my little
birthday beer yet,
863
00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:47,524
so they all just chill and
listen to Shuffle.
864
00:38:49,194 --> 00:38:50,327
It's a nice party.
865
00:38:51,863 --> 00:38:52,762
Really?
866
00:38:53,699 --> 00:38:55,432
I don't even know these people.
867
00:38:55,433 --> 00:38:57,166
- But you are the birth--
- No no, you see,
868
00:38:57,169 --> 00:39:02,238
Instagram, Facebook,
Chemistry.com, MySpace,
869
00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:04,974
people just want to know where
the open bar is.
870
00:39:04,976 --> 00:39:08,712
Well I'm not on my MySpace,
Facebook or Instagram.
871
00:39:08,714 --> 00:39:10,080
You're not on Instagram?!?
872
00:39:12,484 --> 00:39:13,783
Damn.
873
00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:14,718
My friend Cora.
874
00:39:16,455 --> 00:39:17,887
I don't know who that is.
875
00:39:17,889 --> 00:39:19,255
She came with Trent?
876
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:22,926
He said he was your boy.
877
00:39:24,463 --> 00:39:28,164
No, no, I just didn't want to
celebrate 30 alone.
878
00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:31,134
Well, that's depressing.
You sure don't know
879
00:39:31,136 --> 00:39:33,236
anyone else at this party?
880
00:39:34,506 --> 00:39:39,542
Um, I know those two guys over
there look like barbers.
881
00:39:41,546 --> 00:39:43,813
Uh, I know that guy.
882
00:39:45,851 --> 00:39:48,284
Oh. Well, I'm Melissa.
883
00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:53,823
Now I know you. I'm Nate.
884
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,260
Why don't you tell me something
about yourself, Melissa?
885
00:39:57,262 --> 00:40:01,931
Well, I really love teaching.
886
00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:06,069
I'm a really good swimmer and I
don't know how to drive.
887
00:40:08,206 --> 00:40:09,105
Okay.
888
00:40:10,075 --> 00:40:12,142
Tell me something about
yourself.
889
00:40:15,347 --> 00:40:18,081
I'm very lazy.
890
00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:19,349
And I'm very high class.
891
00:40:20,419 --> 00:40:21,317
I love to eat.
892
00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:23,119
That's it?
893
00:40:25,023 --> 00:40:26,956
I'm also pretty close to my
mother.
894
00:40:27,859 --> 00:40:28,758
Ah.
895
00:40:29,961 --> 00:40:33,363
(crowd screams)
896
00:40:33,365 --> 00:40:35,932
¶ I can't explain it ¶
897
00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:38,935
¶ She make it all
feel painless ¶
898
00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:41,371
¶ Looking for good times,
looking for good ¶
899
00:40:41,373 --> 00:40:43,807
¶ Looking for good times,
looking for good ¶
900
00:40:43,809 --> 00:40:46,309
¶ Looking for good times,
looking for good ¶
901
00:40:46,311 --> 00:40:47,911
¶ Looking for good times, ¶
902
00:40:47,913 --> 00:40:50,880
¶ Looking for good times,
looking for good times ¶
903
00:40:50,882 --> 00:40:52,782
¶ She said the love affair's
over folks ¶
904
00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:55,485
¶ He found another one just to
hold her close ¶
905
00:40:55,487 --> 00:40:57,654
¶ After all the lies and
trouble though ¶
906
00:40:57,656 --> 00:40:59,923
¶ He broke her hurt and now
we're stuck on four below ¶
907
00:40:59,925 --> 00:41:02,892
¶ She says she wants to lose it
just hold her ¶
908
00:41:02,894 --> 00:41:04,294
Melissa, wait.
909
00:41:07,966 --> 00:41:13,036
(hip hop music)
(group quietly talking)
910
00:41:20,245 --> 00:41:23,346
So like normally when I would
see like art on a wall
911
00:41:23,348 --> 00:41:25,815
I would be like put it in a
frame, but like
912
00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:29,586
I'm okay with this, like this
isn't tacky, you know
913
00:41:29,588 --> 00:41:32,989
I think it's like the
composition you know.
914
00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:34,791
- Yeah.
- So do you do you
915
00:41:34,793 --> 00:41:35,925
live here by yourself?
916
00:41:37,095 --> 00:41:37,994
Yeah.
917
00:41:40,165 --> 00:41:43,166
Yeah, I like love this
neighborhood.
918
00:41:44,336 --> 00:41:46,002
How do you even afford this?
919
00:41:47,639 --> 00:41:48,838
I grew up here.
920
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:52,442
My mom owns this place, so I'm
never gonna leave.
921
00:41:52,444 --> 00:41:55,778
Shit, well you let me know if
you want a roommate.
922
00:41:55,780 --> 00:41:56,613
(laughs)
923
00:41:56,615 --> 00:41:57,680
All right.
924
00:42:07,325 --> 00:42:12,395
(calm hip hop music)
(slurps)
925
00:42:16,167 --> 00:42:21,237
(calm hip hop music)
(burps)
926
00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:25,108
It's empty, do you mind?
927
00:42:26,344 --> 00:42:27,243
No doubt.
928
00:42:28,547 --> 00:42:30,747
- Melissa?
- I'm good.
929
00:42:30,749 --> 00:42:31,648
Okay.
930
00:42:35,854 --> 00:42:38,388
(heart beating)
This is you, kid.
931
00:42:38,390 --> 00:42:40,790
Don't fuck it up, they want it.
932
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:43,526
- What are you doing?
- What?
933
00:42:43,528 --> 00:42:44,761
- Leave.
- Are you kidding?
934
00:42:44,763 --> 00:42:48,264
Do you see the chemistry that
we have?
935
00:42:48,266 --> 00:42:51,367
You've trained for this, pace
yourself.
936
00:42:51,369 --> 00:42:52,502
You have a guy.
937
00:42:53,405 --> 00:42:57,206
Yeah, well he turned out to be
a loser, so...
938
00:42:57,208 --> 00:42:59,008
And you only discovered this
after having
939
00:42:59,010 --> 00:43:01,044
your tongue down his
throat all night?
940
00:43:01,046 --> 00:43:02,845
How else you gonna find out?
941
00:43:02,847 --> 00:43:05,014
But who gets you first?
942
00:43:05,016 --> 00:43:06,382
I mean what if I die during it?
943
00:43:06,384 --> 00:43:08,585
I mean they're both pretty hot,
like an eight,
944
00:43:09,454 --> 00:43:11,187
but what if they die during it?
945
00:43:11,189 --> 00:43:13,323
I'm pretty hot, like a nine.
946
00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:16,125
I can't handle no dead bodies.
947
00:43:16,127 --> 00:43:18,294
He didn't even invite
you back here.
948
00:43:18,296 --> 00:43:19,963
You just glommed on.
949
00:43:19,964 --> 00:43:21,631
Oh, he wants me here,
believe that.
950
00:43:21,633 --> 00:43:23,466
Yeah, the way
you're throwing it at him.
951
00:43:23,468 --> 00:43:26,469
I don't have to throw
all of this.
952
00:43:26,471 --> 00:43:28,237
What's wrong with you?
953
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:31,307
You don't even like Cora how
did she get back here?
954
00:43:31,309 --> 00:43:33,109
Damn, these chicks stick
together.
955
00:43:34,379 --> 00:43:37,213
Oh shit, it's a cock block.
956
00:43:37,215 --> 00:43:39,983
Damn it, I walked into another
cock block.
957
00:43:39,985 --> 00:43:41,651
All right girl it's time for
you to go.
958
00:43:41,653 --> 00:43:46,422
Okay, I will let you
have this one,
959
00:43:46,424 --> 00:43:48,491
only because you
never have any fun.
960
00:43:48,493 --> 00:43:50,059
I'm sure you'll make it up by
fucking
961
00:43:50,061 --> 00:43:52,328
someone after church tomorrow.
962
00:43:52,330 --> 00:43:54,897
Ah you see how you got bitch in
you?
963
00:43:54,899 --> 00:43:57,967
That's why you about to have
dick in you!
964
00:44:05,343 --> 00:44:06,476
Who says that?
965
00:44:16,321 --> 00:44:19,222
(calm jazz music)
966
00:44:52,157 --> 00:44:53,440
Gave it up on the
first night son!
967
00:44:53,441 --> 00:44:54,724
Two out of three holes right
there, your sister.
968
00:44:54,726 --> 00:44:56,159
Why are you playing with my man
Ted like that?
969
00:44:56,161 --> 00:44:57,126
He don't know what
a freak you are?
970
00:44:57,128 --> 00:44:59,362
Yo, you better shut
the fuck up man.
971
00:44:59,364 --> 00:45:00,563
What are you saying, man?
972
00:45:00,565 --> 00:45:01,998
What are you saying?
973
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,833
That's what she did, that's
what we're talking about,
974
00:45:03,835 --> 00:45:04,834
that's what you wanted to know.
975
00:45:04,836 --> 00:45:06,969
Yo Ted, it was just sex from
the giddy up,
976
00:45:06,971 --> 00:45:09,405
straight up jump street, you
know why?
977
00:45:09,407 --> 00:45:12,442
Because that's how I role man,
that's what Bud Baxter do.
978
00:45:13,578 --> 00:45:15,311
Man, shut the fuck up.
979
00:45:15,313 --> 00:45:16,396
What the fuck is wrong
with you nigger?
980
00:45:16,397 --> 00:45:17,480
Oh now, I got this shit, I got
this shit, no man,
981
00:45:17,482 --> 00:45:19,749
what's up, you want to step,
step to me man.
982
00:45:19,751 --> 00:45:20,583
I'll take both you out
motherfuckers.
983
00:45:20,585 --> 00:45:21,618
Oh really?
984
00:45:21,619 --> 00:45:22,652
Let me explain
something to you Ted,
985
00:45:22,654 --> 00:45:24,854
mixing it up, meet some couple
of hotty pants,
986
00:45:24,856 --> 00:45:26,155
they want to get in your
fucking pants,
987
00:45:26,157 --> 00:45:27,490
you bring them back to your
apartment,
988
00:45:27,492 --> 00:45:28,725
show them that's exposed brick,
989
00:45:28,727 --> 00:45:32,095
they get all fucking wet. Those
panties come off, nigger.
990
00:45:32,097 --> 00:45:33,396
- Shut the fuck up.
- Nate!
991
00:45:33,398 --> 00:45:35,164
What, don't even act like I
wasn't gonna get
992
00:45:35,166 --> 00:45:38,901
that threesome, that shit was
on the fucking table.
993
00:45:38,903 --> 00:45:40,236
I could have had you both
upside down on a sex swing--
994
00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:41,387
- Nate!
- Shut up Nate!
995
00:45:41,388 --> 00:45:42,537
But it turned into a respectful
butt naked
996
00:45:42,540 --> 00:45:44,407
sex for two because your sister
has such morals.
997
00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:45,241
My dude!
998
00:45:45,243 --> 00:45:46,075
What!
999
00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:46,909
(punch rings out)
(screams)
1000
00:45:46,911 --> 00:45:49,145
- Ted, Ted, no.
- Fuck you.
1001
00:45:50,415 --> 00:45:53,950
My dude, you almost had the
triple cheeseburger.
1002
00:45:53,952 --> 00:45:56,252
With a best friend.
1003
00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:58,287
You my hero now.
1004
00:45:58,289 --> 00:46:00,356
Mosey, why you ain't say
nothing?
1005
00:46:00,358 --> 00:46:02,558
I found out when the fight
jumped off.
1006
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:07,063
Nate, if I was you, I'd lead
with that.
1007
00:46:07,065 --> 00:46:07,964
Why?
1008
00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:11,100
We giving niggers credit for
almost now?
1009
00:46:12,070 --> 00:46:14,937
If that's the case I can almost
hook you up with Deez.
1010
00:46:16,541 --> 00:46:17,540
Deez who?
1011
00:46:17,542 --> 00:46:18,908
- Deez nuts in your mouth!
- Oh!
1012
00:46:18,910 --> 00:46:21,377
(laughs)
1013
00:46:21,379 --> 00:46:24,547
- Got you, Chest!
- Deez nuts, deez nuts.
1014
00:46:24,549 --> 00:46:25,414
But you, seriously though,
1015
00:46:25,416 --> 00:46:27,750
so did he wear your out or what?
1016
00:46:27,752 --> 00:46:29,285
Are you serious dude?
1017
00:46:29,287 --> 00:46:31,921
Why would you automatically
assume that I got my ass kicked?
1018
00:46:31,923 --> 00:46:33,389
You cut hair.
1019
00:46:33,391 --> 00:46:36,092
So what's your saying is, if I
hadn't left
1020
00:46:36,094 --> 00:46:39,462
your birthday party early, I
could have taken Cora home?
1021
00:46:39,464 --> 00:46:41,597
Home to do what?
1022
00:46:41,599 --> 00:46:43,299
To show her pictures
of you and Jesus
1023
00:46:43,301 --> 00:46:45,468
at prom together you old
motherfucker?
1024
00:46:50,008 --> 00:46:51,974
You know what to be
honest with you man.
1025
00:46:51,976 --> 00:46:54,243
Even if you would
have married ol' girl,
1026
00:46:54,245 --> 00:46:56,345
you and her brother
would have never got along.
1027
00:46:56,347 --> 00:46:57,246
To be honest, y'all probably
1028
00:46:57,248 --> 00:46:58,481
should have locked
hands months ago.
1029
00:46:58,483 --> 00:46:59,849
Facts.
1030
00:46:59,851 --> 00:47:01,784
- That's what you get punk.
- Ted stop.
1031
00:47:01,786 --> 00:47:04,787
Bro calm down man or it's gonna
be you and me next time.
1032
00:47:04,789 --> 00:47:06,022
I ain't got a glass jaw.
1033
00:47:06,024 --> 00:47:08,391
- What the fuck?
- Call them like I see them.
1034
00:47:10,628 --> 00:47:11,994
You know what,
I'm calling the cops.
1035
00:47:11,996 --> 00:47:14,797
- No you're not.
- Oh yes I am.
1036
00:47:14,799 --> 00:47:15,731
To hell with that.
1037
00:47:17,035 --> 00:47:18,734
You can't do that, you know I
got a warrant.
1038
00:47:23,775 --> 00:47:25,041
I'm calling them, you don't
live here,
1039
00:47:25,043 --> 00:47:26,609
bring your big ass brother in
here to fuck me up,
1040
00:47:26,611 --> 00:47:29,545
no no no you all going down,
hell with that shit.
1041
00:47:33,484 --> 00:47:35,785
You broke my phone,
motherfucker!
1042
00:47:35,787 --> 00:47:37,186
You're paying for that shit,
you know that right?
1043
00:47:37,188 --> 00:47:38,888
Fuck you!
1044
00:47:38,890 --> 00:47:40,289
- I'll pay for it.
- Really?
1045
00:47:40,291 --> 00:47:42,391
You're gonna by some more shit
for this man?
1046
00:47:42,393 --> 00:47:43,326
- Not now.
- Oh please
1047
00:47:43,328 --> 00:47:46,329
shut the fuck up! Shut up!
1048
00:47:46,331 --> 00:47:48,965
Can y'all let me go now, huh?
1049
00:47:48,967 --> 00:47:50,333
Bro, you gonna calm down?
1050
00:47:50,335 --> 00:47:54,604
Yeah, I'm good Hov. Damn,
Jigga Man.
1051
00:47:56,708 --> 00:47:58,407
Baby Gap shopping ass nigger.
1052
00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:04,647
Let's just stop talking okay?
1053
00:48:13,224 --> 00:48:15,324
Listen man, you want me to hang
around
1054
00:48:15,326 --> 00:48:17,260
in case he starts tripping
again?
1055
00:48:17,262 --> 00:48:19,245
No man, I got this I
can handle it.
1056
00:48:19,246 --> 00:48:21,229
No actually you don't, that's
why I'm asking you.
1057
00:48:23,268 --> 00:48:25,401
His knuckles have had enough.
1058
00:48:25,403 --> 00:48:29,739
Listen man, if he starts
tripping again, don't call me.
1059
00:48:29,741 --> 00:48:32,074
All right, you know what you do
to defend yourself?
1060
00:48:33,778 --> 00:48:34,777
Pull your dick out.
1061
00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:36,980
What?
1062
00:48:36,981 --> 00:48:38,381
Pull your dick and your balls
out.
1063
00:48:38,383 --> 00:48:39,749
That's right, nobody want to
fight
1064
00:48:39,751 --> 00:48:42,285
motherfucker got their dick out.
1065
00:48:42,287 --> 00:48:43,552
Some motherfuckers tried to
jack me one night,
1066
00:48:43,554 --> 00:48:44,754
you know what I did?
1067
00:48:44,756 --> 00:48:46,822
Pulled my dick out, right on
them,
1068
00:48:47,892 --> 00:48:50,192
that's right, scattered like
roaches.
1069
00:48:50,194 --> 00:48:51,861
Nobody gonna fight you with
your dick out, man.
1070
00:48:51,863 --> 00:48:53,529
- All right?
- All right.
1071
00:48:54,365 --> 00:48:55,197
Take care of yourself man.
1072
00:48:55,199 --> 00:48:56,966
- Got you.
- All right. Thank you.
1073
00:48:56,968 --> 00:48:57,400
Love you, boy.
1074
00:49:00,872 --> 00:49:04,173
(muffled cars honking)
1075
00:49:21,092 --> 00:49:21,924
Just pick up the other stuff.
1076
00:49:21,926 --> 00:49:23,092
I don't need your help, Nate.
1077
00:49:23,094 --> 00:49:25,361
You want to get out of here
sooner or not?
1078
00:49:35,173 --> 00:49:36,772
Next time you want to give
someone advice,
1079
00:49:36,774 --> 00:49:38,307
why don't you tell her to get
some movers?
1080
00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:39,809
My advice is not the reason
1081
00:49:39,811 --> 00:49:42,244
you cheated on Melissa, so
we're clear.
1082
00:49:46,150 --> 00:49:47,416
Can't you stop?
1083
00:49:47,418 --> 00:49:48,651
We could have worked this out,
1084
00:49:48,653 --> 00:49:49,618
you could have just kept your
mouth shut.
1085
00:49:49,620 --> 00:49:51,320
Kept my mouth shut for what?
1086
00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:53,389
For a man who doesn't respect
my friend?
1087
00:49:54,959 --> 00:49:57,660
Where do you get that from?
Shit like that.
1088
00:49:57,662 --> 00:49:58,961
Do you think it was appropriate
1089
00:49:58,963 --> 00:50:01,697
for you to tell her brother
anything about her sex life?
1090
00:50:01,699 --> 00:50:03,599
Okay, I get it, so you both to
get to put me on blast
1091
00:50:03,601 --> 00:50:05,301
but I can't say anything about
her
1092
00:50:05,303 --> 00:50:06,869
and that dude in my own bed?
1093
00:50:06,871 --> 00:50:07,703
And you don't have to make up
1094
00:50:07,705 --> 00:50:09,405
that shit about the threesome.
1095
00:50:11,042 --> 00:50:13,109
The fuck did I make up? That
shit was gonna happen.
1096
00:50:13,111 --> 00:50:15,811
Don't flatter yourself, Nate.
Please,
1097
00:50:15,813 --> 00:50:17,613
she tells me everything.
1098
00:50:17,615 --> 00:50:18,881
I already know you pop quicker
1099
00:50:18,883 --> 00:50:20,983
than a bag of Orville
Redenbacher.
1100
00:50:20,985 --> 00:50:22,451
There was never any chance of
1101
00:50:22,453 --> 00:50:24,487
us hooking up, I can assure you.
1102
00:50:24,489 --> 00:50:26,355
I seen you do a lot
worse than me.
1103
00:50:27,225 --> 00:50:30,960
Yeah, but you'll never do
better than Melissa.
1104
00:50:30,962 --> 00:50:32,294
You know what, you don't know
what's gonna happen,
1105
00:50:32,296 --> 00:50:33,462
the whole fucking thing is
random,
1106
00:50:33,464 --> 00:50:35,564
I could have hooked up with you
that night
1107
00:50:35,566 --> 00:50:37,383
and then right now I'd be
breaking up with your ass.
1108
00:50:37,384 --> 00:50:39,201
No no no, I would have dumped
you much sooner.
1109
00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:41,637
No doubt, but that doesn't mean
you get to stand here
1110
00:50:41,639 --> 00:50:44,206
and put a hex on my whole damn
future love life.
1111
00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:47,243
For the record Nate, I don't
hate you.
1112
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,813
I don't think I was asking.
1113
00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:56,318
I know somewhere deep in your
black twisted heart
1114
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:58,220
you actually tried to be good
to her.
1115
00:51:00,091 --> 00:51:02,758
Oh, thanks, that's very
generous of you.
1116
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:04,560
I heard about the
good stuff too.
1117
00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:05,795
Ooh nice.
1118
00:51:06,597 --> 00:51:08,898
It's just this thing you guys
do now,
1119
00:51:08,900 --> 00:51:11,934
where like, you want
to be kids forever
1120
00:51:11,936 --> 00:51:16,238
and you wear T-shirts and go to
superhero movies
1121
00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:19,408
on opening night instead of
watching the news
1122
00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:22,278
or reading a book, it's just
really shitty
1123
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:24,013
for a woman who want to be with
real men.
1124
00:51:24,015 --> 00:51:26,382
You saying I'm not a man?
1125
00:51:26,384 --> 00:51:29,118
No, obviously you're a man,
1126
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:32,388
but what was your
father doing at 35?
1127
00:51:32,390 --> 00:51:33,456
Or your grandfather?
1128
00:51:34,392 --> 00:51:36,092
I bet I wouldn't even question
their manhood
1129
00:51:36,094 --> 00:51:37,793
and I don't even know the dudes.
1130
00:51:39,964 --> 00:51:43,933
Maybe you will meet a
woman as great as Melissa
1131
00:51:45,069 --> 00:51:46,635
and maybe she'll meet
a guy that she loves
1132
00:51:46,637 --> 00:51:47,970
as much as she loves you.
1133
00:51:48,873 --> 00:51:51,107
Except he'll be a
man all the time,
1134
00:51:51,109 --> 00:51:53,109
not just when it's convenient
for him.
1135
00:51:54,412 --> 00:51:55,945
Shit, maybe you'll
both do better
1136
00:51:55,947 --> 00:51:57,847
and stop sucking at everything.
1137
00:52:00,585 --> 00:52:04,854
You're not a bad guy Nate,
you're just a bad boyfriend.
1138
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,094
I should probably go see if
they need help
1139
00:52:12,096 --> 00:52:13,429
rearranging the van or
something.
1140
00:52:13,431 --> 00:52:16,332
Yeah I doubt it and are you
gonna take a box?
1141
00:52:16,334 --> 00:52:17,233
Nope.
1142
00:52:28,412 --> 00:52:30,179
I don't think that's what these
bowls are for.
1143
00:52:30,181 --> 00:52:32,515
Oh sorry.
(laughs) It's okay,
1144
00:52:32,517 --> 00:52:36,452
but let's eat this looks really
good, you did a great job.
1145
00:52:36,454 --> 00:52:40,456
Thank you, I was trying to
impress you a little bit.
1146
00:52:40,458 --> 00:52:45,361
So what should we do after
dinner?
1147
00:52:46,531 --> 00:52:48,097
Oh, whatever you want to do.
1148
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:51,367
You don't have to work?
1149
00:52:51,369 --> 00:52:53,502
No, this whole evening is just
for you.
1150
00:52:54,372 --> 00:52:57,339
I mean I was thinking of
playing fewer parties anyway.
1151
00:52:58,809 --> 00:53:02,344
Why, Nate, you might actually
convince me
1152
00:53:02,346 --> 00:53:04,513
you're ready to settle down.
1153
00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:05,414
Oh snap.
1154
00:53:05,416 --> 00:53:09,652
What do you (laughs) I have to
convince you like still?
1155
00:53:09,654 --> 00:53:11,453
What do you think
all of this is?
1156
00:53:11,455 --> 00:53:14,456
Now listen lady, we are not
married or anything,
1157
00:53:14,458 --> 00:53:17,560
but we have bills together, our
credit is intertwined.
1158
00:53:19,297 --> 00:53:21,230
I gave you my Netflix password.
1159
00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:23,866
I don't just throw that shit
around.
1160
00:53:23,868 --> 00:53:27,203
- No you right, you right.
- You're stuck with me.
1161
00:53:27,205 --> 00:53:32,208
I'm like a tick. I'm gonna give
you Lyme disease of love.
1162
00:53:32,210 --> 00:53:33,108
- Ooh.
- Yeah.
1163
00:53:35,179 --> 00:53:38,681
This shit is serious.
Bonnie and Clyde,
1164
00:53:38,683 --> 00:53:41,684
Mary J and Method Man.
1165
00:53:41,686 --> 00:53:43,152
Ooh, that's some real love
right there.
1166
00:53:43,154 --> 00:53:44,053
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
1167
00:53:44,055 --> 00:53:45,588
- Okay.
- Can you handle that?
1168
00:53:45,590 --> 00:53:46,889
- Mm-hmm.
- All right,
1169
00:53:47,892 --> 00:53:49,124
Faith Evans and Biggie.
1170
00:53:50,528 --> 00:53:51,660
Don't die.
1171
00:53:51,662 --> 00:53:53,162
- Well, don't kill me.
- Ooh.
1172
00:53:55,032 --> 00:53:58,267
(calm romantic music)
1173
00:54:02,273 --> 00:54:03,839
You like rocking these huh?
1174
00:54:03,841 --> 00:54:07,343
- You like them.
- Yes, I do like them,
1175
00:54:07,345 --> 00:54:09,845
you look damn sexy in them.
1176
00:54:10,615 --> 00:54:12,081
I just don't want you wearing
them to school
1177
00:54:12,083 --> 00:54:16,018
because some big ass sixth
grader might make you his woman.
1178
00:54:16,020 --> 00:54:17,186
Some of those sixth graders
1179
00:54:17,188 --> 00:54:19,021
don't take no for an answer.
1180
00:54:19,023 --> 00:54:20,589
I doubt you could take them.
1181
00:54:21,892 --> 00:54:22,958
What?
1182
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:24,593
That's how it is,
you would just up
1183
00:54:24,595 --> 00:54:27,263
and leave me for some kid.
1184
00:54:27,265 --> 00:54:29,298
I mean, what can I say?
1185
00:54:29,300 --> 00:54:31,066
I'm a vampire.
1186
00:54:31,068 --> 00:54:32,334
They trust you.
1187
00:54:33,638 --> 00:54:35,404
(Melissa screeches)
1188
00:54:35,406 --> 00:54:38,741
I didn't know that I was gonna
be with a vampire. (bites)
1189
00:54:38,743 --> 00:54:40,776
(Melissa laughs)
1190
00:54:40,778 --> 00:54:43,646
(package rustling)
1191
00:54:43,648 --> 00:54:44,546
Oh ho ho.
1192
00:54:46,917 --> 00:54:48,150
Nice.
1193
00:54:48,152 --> 00:54:50,352
I figured it was better than
your other backpack.
1194
00:54:51,322 --> 00:54:54,657
It's great, thank you,
I love it. Here.
1195
00:54:57,828 --> 00:54:59,395
Ah.
1196
00:54:59,397 --> 00:55:02,364
(package rustling)
1197
00:55:10,074 --> 00:55:13,342
Yeah, I saw you looking at
them, so...
1198
00:55:15,579 --> 00:55:18,747
Yeah, I was looking at them
because--
1199
00:55:18,749 --> 00:55:20,683
Wait, you don't like them?
1200
00:55:20,685 --> 00:55:23,085
No, that's not true, they're
great.
1201
00:55:24,155 --> 00:55:26,955
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1202
00:55:26,957 --> 00:55:29,792
- Ah!
- Ah, Happy New Year!
1203
00:55:29,794 --> 00:55:32,961
- Happy new year.
- Thank you.
1204
00:55:32,963 --> 00:55:34,196
Oh this is
1205
00:55:36,467 --> 00:55:38,367
ew, no, where's the Hennessy,
where's the Hennessy?
1206
00:55:38,369 --> 00:55:41,103
- No this is--
- Oh oh, why?
1207
00:55:41,105 --> 00:55:42,004
What?
1208
00:55:43,107 --> 00:55:44,306
You drink this shit?
- You gotta upgrade
1209
00:55:44,308 --> 00:55:45,674
your palate.
- Uh uh.
1210
00:55:46,610 --> 00:55:49,445
(calm jazz music)
1211
00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:54,616
Classy.
(Melissa laughs)
1212
00:55:54,618 --> 00:55:56,352
You don't know that at all.
1213
00:55:56,354 --> 00:55:57,786
I think that's where your
energy comes from.
1214
00:55:57,788 --> 00:55:59,688
That's the source of my energy?
1215
00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:00,856
Yeah.
1216
00:56:00,858 --> 00:56:02,291
It's all in the shoulder.
1217
00:56:02,293 --> 00:56:05,127
(Ice cream truck music)
1218
00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:12,201
What are you doing? Come on!
1219
00:56:19,910 --> 00:56:21,410
We're almost done.
1220
00:56:21,412 --> 00:56:24,146
I'm sorry, I just need a moment.
1221
00:56:25,850 --> 00:56:27,583
You better not be changing your
mind.
1222
00:56:27,585 --> 00:56:32,621
I'm not, I'm just I'm really
gonna miss this neighborhood.
1223
00:56:37,595 --> 00:56:39,895
I swear I don't see what's so
special about it.
1224
00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:43,365
It's historical, I ever tell you
1225
00:56:43,367 --> 00:56:44,867
that Shirley Chisholm lived
around the corner?
1226
00:56:44,869 --> 00:56:46,935
- Nah.
- And Laurence Fishburne.
1227
00:56:48,005 --> 00:56:49,671
At least that's what one of the
neighbors told me.
1228
00:56:49,673 --> 00:56:52,274
So you stuck on this place
because Cornbread, Earl and Me
1229
00:56:52,276 --> 00:56:54,009
used to live out here?
1230
00:56:54,011 --> 00:56:56,245
That's cool and all, but I
don't really care.
1231
00:56:56,247 --> 00:56:58,280
Mamasita Reyes
wants her van back by six.
1232
00:56:58,282 --> 00:56:59,381
I just want to appreciate
1233
00:56:59,383 --> 00:57:01,216
the history of this
neighborhood.
1234
00:57:01,218 --> 00:57:02,384
History is for people that
1235
00:57:02,386 --> 00:57:04,153
are afraid to learn
something new.
1236
00:57:05,623 --> 00:57:06,688
Enjoy your new place.
1237
00:57:06,690 --> 00:57:10,058
A place I'm gonna go broke
paying rent in.
1238
00:57:10,060 --> 00:57:11,910
I should have got a roommate.
1239
00:57:11,911 --> 00:57:13,761
At least you saved a ton of
money living with this clown.
1240
00:57:13,764 --> 00:57:16,265
I pay $450 a month.
1241
00:57:16,267 --> 00:57:19,968
His mom charges him $900 a
month to live here?
1242
00:57:19,970 --> 00:57:23,138
I know right, she's actually
being nice.
1243
00:57:23,140 --> 00:57:24,807
That's a fact.
1244
00:57:24,809 --> 00:57:27,476
Cheap rent in Brooklyn is a
powerful aphrodisiac.
1245
00:57:28,412 --> 00:57:32,114
See there you go getting into
TMI territory again.
1246
00:57:32,116 --> 00:57:34,950
I already learned enough about
you today.
1247
00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:37,920
Come on, Cornbread, you help me
get this van back by six.
1248
00:57:37,922 --> 00:57:39,221
I'll get you a soda pop.
1249
00:57:40,391 --> 00:57:43,192
(door screeches)
1250
00:57:48,098 --> 00:57:51,166
(tape smacks)
1251
00:57:51,168 --> 00:57:52,301
- Melissa.
- What?
1252
00:57:53,103 --> 00:57:54,636
I'm sorry.
1253
00:57:54,638 --> 00:57:57,639
I've owed you that
for some time.
1254
00:57:58,676 --> 00:58:00,809
Well, today's not
about what I'm owed
1255
00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:03,579
and besides, you don't even know
1256
00:58:03,581 --> 00:58:05,414
what you're apologizing for.
1257
00:58:05,416 --> 00:58:09,151
Well, not specifically but I
know that I hurt you
1258
00:58:09,153 --> 00:58:13,222
I love you and I lost
sight of that and
1259
00:58:16,694 --> 00:58:20,362
ya know we made mistakes, I
made mistakes, you made mistakes
1260
00:58:20,364 --> 00:58:22,431
but we can still forgive each
other
1261
00:58:22,433 --> 00:58:24,800
and I really need you to
forgive me right now.
1262
00:58:24,802 --> 00:58:26,034
You have to believe me.
1263
00:58:28,038 --> 00:58:29,338
I do believe you, Nate.
1264
00:58:35,713 --> 00:58:36,678
We're a good match.
1265
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,147
We were once.
1266
00:58:39,149 --> 00:58:41,717
When we were fighting, it just
came out of nowhere.
1267
00:58:41,719 --> 00:58:44,152
First it was nowhere, then it
was everywhere.
1268
00:58:44,154 --> 00:58:46,755
You remember when you first
moved here?
1269
00:58:48,859 --> 00:58:50,192
How we used to shower together?
1270
00:58:52,329 --> 00:58:55,631
I don't think I showered alone
at all that first year.
1271
00:58:55,633 --> 00:58:58,600
(water sprinkling)
1272
00:59:01,338 --> 00:59:02,170
How did that stop?
1273
00:59:02,172 --> 00:59:04,206
- Nate.
- Please listen to me.
1274
00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:06,141
Say what?
1275
00:59:06,143 --> 00:59:08,810
I've given you every chance to
say anything and everything
1276
00:59:08,812 --> 00:59:10,345
and you know what you've said?
1277
00:59:10,347 --> 00:59:11,713
Nothing. Nothing.
1278
00:59:11,715 --> 00:59:14,049
- I'm saying it now.
I- don't want to hear it now.
1279
00:59:14,051 --> 00:59:15,817
What do you want me to do?
1280
00:59:15,819 --> 00:59:16,885
What?
- Tell me what you
1281
00:59:16,887 --> 00:59:19,087
want me to do.
- I want you to let me go.
1282
00:59:20,858 --> 00:59:25,260
Please, just stay here.
1283
00:59:25,262 --> 00:59:27,362
Why are you moving?
1284
00:59:27,364 --> 00:59:31,800
Nate, we can't live together we
tried we failed.
1285
00:59:33,737 --> 00:59:35,771
If you stayed, we can do this.
1286
00:59:35,773 --> 00:59:38,006
That's your big motivational
speech?
1287
00:59:40,411 --> 00:59:42,678
Nate, that's crazy and I've
spent enough time
1288
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:46,682
being crazy over you. And, Nate,
1289
00:59:47,851 --> 00:59:50,485
you spent enough time being
crazy over me, too.
1290
00:59:51,956 --> 00:59:53,188
We don't work.
1291
00:59:54,425 --> 00:59:55,757
We do work, you're still here,
1292
00:59:55,759 --> 00:59:58,126
you're still talking to me,
something's keeping you here.
1293
00:59:58,128 --> 00:59:59,261
You're still holding my hand--
1294
00:59:59,263 --> 01:00:03,198
Other than that.
There's still a chance.
1295
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,133
- Nate, there's no chance.
- Really?
1296
01:00:06,604 --> 01:00:09,871
- Even after this morning?
- Forget about this morning.
1297
01:00:09,873 --> 01:00:12,441
No, this morning happened,
that's...
1298
01:00:12,443 --> 01:00:16,278
You don't feel anything when
I'm standing this close to you?
1299
01:00:17,147 --> 01:00:18,280
When I'm holding your hands
this way?
1300
01:00:18,282 --> 01:00:22,150
You don't remember this? You
don't feel anything?
1301
01:00:24,254 --> 01:00:26,254
Why? Stop. Stop!
1302
01:00:26,256 --> 01:00:30,926
- You kissed me this morning.
- Why are you doing this?
1303
01:00:30,928 --> 01:00:32,461
Maybe that's why you shouldn't
leave.
1304
01:00:32,463 --> 01:00:34,563
Maybe I should, if all we're
good for
1305
01:00:34,565 --> 01:00:36,298
is three minutes in the bedroom.
1306
01:00:38,268 --> 01:00:39,768
Really?
1307
01:00:39,770 --> 01:00:41,470
We're not good for three
minutes in the bedroom.
1308
01:00:41,472 --> 01:00:45,073
We're good right here, these
moments.
1309
01:00:46,243 --> 01:00:47,476
This isn't real?
1310
01:00:47,478 --> 01:00:49,144
This doesn't feel honest?
1311
01:00:49,146 --> 01:00:52,514
This... tell me something
honest right now.
1312
01:00:52,516 --> 01:00:55,017
Tell me what you're feeling.
1313
01:00:55,019 --> 01:00:57,052
- Nate I--
- No, just honesty, go.
1314
01:00:59,857 --> 01:01:01,123
I'm gonna miss the floors here.
1315
01:01:01,125 --> 01:01:02,024
Okay.
1316
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,694
- Is it my turn?
- Sure.
1317
01:01:08,766 --> 01:01:10,499
- I want to kiss you.
- Don't.
1318
01:01:25,616 --> 01:01:29,217
- I said don't.
- You don't feel anything?
1319
01:01:29,219 --> 01:01:30,252
I said don't.
1320
01:01:38,362 --> 01:01:39,695
What the hell is wrong with you?
1321
01:01:39,697 --> 01:01:40,962
Crying like a baby with
shit-stained lollipop?
1322
01:01:40,964 --> 01:01:42,364
This dude.
1323
01:01:42,366 --> 01:01:43,532
I don't know what I was
thinking.
1324
01:01:43,534 --> 01:01:44,833
Yeah, I know what
you were thinking
1325
01:01:44,835 --> 01:01:46,368
you were thinking the
yellow-faced emoji
1326
01:01:46,370 --> 01:01:48,470
with the hearts for eyes,
that's what you were thinking.
1327
01:01:48,472 --> 01:01:49,304
That's what happens when you
1328
01:01:49,306 --> 01:01:51,006
take them goodbye fucks too far.
1329
01:01:51,008 --> 01:01:52,140
Every time.
1330
01:01:52,142 --> 01:01:54,710
Nate, all you young fellows
listen up,
1331
01:01:54,712 --> 01:01:57,012
see you all have watched too
much Oprah
1332
01:01:57,014 --> 01:01:59,014
and too many Denzel movies
1333
01:01:59,016 --> 01:02:02,117
and you think you
have to be oh sensitive.
1334
01:02:03,754 --> 01:02:04,920
What that get you?
1335
01:02:04,922 --> 01:02:09,124
On your face, on your face.
1336
01:02:09,993 --> 01:02:11,927
You two ever been caught up in
this kind of mess?
1337
01:02:11,929 --> 01:02:12,894
- No.
- No.
1338
01:02:12,896 --> 01:02:19,067
Lying niggers, right there.
Both of you, both of you.
1339
01:02:21,405 --> 01:02:23,171
You never made no mistakes?
1340
01:02:23,173 --> 01:02:24,506
You all perfect?
1341
01:02:24,508 --> 01:02:26,241
I'm on my face, but you're all
perfect right?
1342
01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:28,376
- Damn near it.
- Uh huh.
1343
01:02:28,378 --> 01:02:30,178
He probably leaving out the part
1344
01:02:30,180 --> 01:02:32,948
where he was on his knees
begging.
1345
01:02:39,890 --> 01:02:42,023
What did you do?
1346
01:02:42,025 --> 01:02:42,991
That's private.
1347
01:02:44,428 --> 01:02:45,894
Wrong.
1348
01:02:45,896 --> 01:02:48,463
You don't have anything private
concerning her anymore.
1349
01:02:48,465 --> 01:02:50,398
He has some nerve.
1350
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:54,402
So what after some magical kiss
you're just supposed to say?
1351
01:02:54,404 --> 01:02:56,238
I did feel something Cora.
1352
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:59,207
Of course you felt something
you're in love.
1353
01:02:59,209 --> 01:03:01,143
- I am.
- You're in love,
1354
01:03:01,145 --> 01:03:05,714
not captivity.
- You're a man, I guess.
1355
01:03:05,716 --> 01:03:09,050
I mean you have men friends,
1356
01:03:09,052 --> 01:03:10,886
if a guy like you can have
friends.
1357
01:03:12,823 --> 01:03:13,789
Get on with it.
1358
01:03:14,892 --> 01:03:17,893
See I hope that you have a lot
of friends
1359
01:03:17,895 --> 01:03:19,961
because you're gonna need them
1360
01:03:19,963 --> 01:03:22,230
to get off a woman like her.
1361
01:03:22,232 --> 01:03:27,135
Okay Ted, uh, you know loving
your sister is great,
1362
01:03:27,137 --> 01:03:29,404
it's very noble and shit, but
you are making it
1363
01:03:29,406 --> 01:03:31,339
very creepy right now.
1364
01:03:31,341 --> 01:03:33,942
You know why you'll always be
lonely?
1365
01:03:33,944 --> 01:03:35,410
Tell me.
1366
01:03:35,412 --> 01:03:36,545
Why am I leaving?
1367
01:03:37,347 --> 01:03:39,481
How was this any worse than
other fight we've had?
1368
01:03:39,483 --> 01:03:40,782
Do you really need a reason?
1369
01:03:40,784 --> 01:03:42,851
Yes, right now I do.
1370
01:03:42,853 --> 01:03:45,187
Just one?
Just one.
1371
01:03:45,189 --> 01:03:48,490
You're selfish.
He's selfish.
1372
01:03:48,492 --> 01:03:52,661
And a smart woman like her can
smell a selfish guy
1373
01:03:52,663 --> 01:03:54,496
like you coming a mile away.
1374
01:03:54,498 --> 01:03:55,397
And you're not.
1375
01:03:56,667 --> 01:03:58,867
You give too much.
1376
01:03:58,869 --> 01:04:01,770
Believe me, I should know, I'm
selfish, too.
1377
01:04:01,772 --> 01:04:04,573
So then you're gonna be left
with the stupid girls
1378
01:04:05,542 --> 01:04:07,542
but you'll get bored with the
stupid girls,
1379
01:04:07,544 --> 01:04:10,745
because believe it or not,
you're a smart guy, Nate.
1380
01:04:12,115 --> 01:04:13,682
But just because you've made
some bad decisions
1381
01:04:13,684 --> 01:04:16,284
doesn't mean you have to live
with them, literally.
1382
01:04:17,387 --> 01:04:20,188
So without the dumb girls, what
else is there?
1383
01:04:23,627 --> 01:04:25,193
Your mother.
1384
01:04:25,195 --> 01:04:26,494
Possibly.
1385
01:04:26,496 --> 01:04:30,031
I mean a lot of guys do end up
with their momma.
1386
01:04:30,033 --> 01:04:31,867
If you don't leave today,
you're gonna be counting down
1387
01:04:31,869 --> 01:04:33,869
the days until you have to
leave again.
1388
01:04:35,906 --> 01:04:40,976
See look, don't be that guy.
1389
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:44,379
Not here.
1390
01:04:44,381 --> 01:04:46,047
Be that guy with your friends,
1391
01:04:47,317 --> 01:04:51,753
but here, you don't have any
anymore.
1392
01:04:54,725 --> 01:04:56,892
(laughs)
1393
01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:06,134
Woo!
1394
01:05:09,206 --> 01:05:11,006
What's up?
Who is Karen?
1395
01:05:12,542 --> 01:05:14,009
I don't know.
1396
01:05:14,011 --> 01:05:15,577
You got her number in the pocket
1397
01:05:15,579 --> 01:05:18,213
of the jeans you worse last
night, but you don't know.
1398
01:05:18,215 --> 01:05:22,417
What, you going through my
jeans now?
1399
01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:25,520
I am doing your laundry because
1400
01:05:25,522 --> 01:05:28,223
I'm a kind person and I love you
1401
01:05:28,225 --> 01:05:31,226
but I guess me being kind is
just me being a fool.
1402
01:05:31,228 --> 01:05:32,060
I don't know who she is.
1403
01:05:32,062 --> 01:05:33,962
- Don't lie to me.
I- 'm not lying.
1404
01:05:36,066 --> 01:05:38,867
- I'm not.
- No, you ain't sleeping.
1405
01:05:38,869 --> 01:05:40,135
We talking about this.
1406
01:05:41,471 --> 01:05:44,539
¶ If we can do it all over ¶
1407
01:05:44,541 --> 01:05:46,708
¶ I really want to try again ¶
1408
01:05:46,710 --> 01:05:49,477
¶ If we can do it all over ¶
1409
01:05:49,479 --> 01:05:51,880
¶ I really want to try again ¶
1410
01:05:51,882 --> 01:05:55,650
¶ Try again, try again, try
again ¶
1411
01:05:55,652 --> 01:05:59,654
¶ Try again, try again, try
again ¶
1412
01:05:59,656 --> 01:06:02,257
¶ Try again, try again ¶
1413
01:06:02,259 --> 01:06:03,825
- What are we doing?
- What?
1414
01:06:06,496 --> 01:06:10,031
It's just that you seem okay
1415
01:06:10,901 --> 01:06:12,834
with the way things are going
1416
01:06:12,836 --> 01:06:14,502
and things are not good, Nate.
1417
01:06:16,106 --> 01:06:17,138
Things suck.
1418
01:06:18,976 --> 01:06:20,942
- You haven't noticed?
- Yeah.
1419
01:06:20,944 --> 01:06:22,010
What are we doing?
1420
01:06:24,514 --> 01:06:25,580
What we said we would.
1421
01:06:28,085 --> 01:06:30,885
We're staying together. Being
together.
1422
01:06:32,522 --> 01:06:36,024
That's what this is about now,
a promise?
1423
01:06:38,128 --> 01:06:42,163
If we aren't making plans
together,
1424
01:06:44,701 --> 01:06:46,735
we're just wasting time
together.
1425
01:06:47,771 --> 01:06:51,840
(languid acoustic guitar music)
1426
01:07:00,617 --> 01:07:02,884
- So that's it?
- No, I mean
1427
01:07:02,886 --> 01:07:06,021
I don't want to waste anymore
of your time tonight, so...
1428
01:07:06,023 --> 01:07:07,188
That's all you have to say
about that?
1429
01:07:07,190 --> 01:07:08,957
I'm wasting your time--
You--
1430
01:07:08,959 --> 01:07:10,625
Just wasting your time so--
- So that's it, you don't
1431
01:07:10,627 --> 01:07:12,560
give a shit about it,
you don't care?
1432
01:07:12,562 --> 01:07:13,862
I give a shit, but you know
1433
01:07:13,864 --> 01:07:16,798
if we're wasting time, might as
well use the time to sleep.
1434
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:18,166
You're just gonna give up then?
1435
01:07:18,168 --> 01:07:19,200
Is that what this is?
1436
01:07:19,202 --> 01:07:21,853
You just giving up?
1437
01:07:21,854 --> 01:07:24,505
- Is there more?
- I mean asked you a question.
1438
01:07:24,508 --> 01:07:25,573
And I answered it.
1439
01:07:26,576 --> 01:07:29,878
Okay, okay, okay good to know.
1440
01:07:36,153 --> 01:07:37,118
Thank God.
1441
01:07:38,522 --> 01:07:42,590
(languid acoustic guitar music)
1442
01:07:45,662 --> 01:07:47,062
¶ Leaving me,
where you gonna go ¶
1443
01:07:47,064 --> 01:07:47,896
Can I just check to make sure?
1444
01:07:47,898 --> 01:07:48,797
Yeah.
1445
01:07:49,866 --> 01:07:53,034
¶ I can't leave you be if I
wanted to ¶
1446
01:07:53,036 --> 01:07:58,106
¶ Honestly I can't stand see
you with someone else ¶
1447
01:07:58,275 --> 01:08:00,942
¶ So come back to me ¶
1448
01:08:00,944 --> 01:08:05,080
¶ You tell me that I ain't
right for you ¶
1449
01:08:05,082 --> 01:08:08,016
¶ But what do you know ¶
1450
01:08:08,018 --> 01:08:09,417
These belong to you Nate.
1451
01:08:09,419 --> 01:08:13,121
¶ I could fight until my dying
breath ¶
1452
01:08:13,123 --> 01:08:15,890
Yeah, you should keep them in
case you know.
1453
01:08:15,892 --> 01:08:18,193
These belong to you Nate.
1454
01:08:21,898 --> 01:08:24,132
¶ The air that I breathe ¶
1455
01:08:24,134 --> 01:08:27,869
¶ Hold onto your sweetness ¶
You know I became the man
1456
01:08:27,871 --> 01:08:31,039
I always wanted to be when I
was with you?
1457
01:08:31,041 --> 01:08:32,874
Too bad that man was never home.
1458
01:08:32,876 --> 01:08:35,143
¶ Leaving me where
you gonna go ¶
1459
01:08:35,145 --> 01:08:39,414
¶ I can't let you be if I
wanted to ¶
1460
01:08:39,416 --> 01:08:44,486
¶ Honestly, I can't stand to
see you with someone else ¶
1461
01:08:44,588 --> 01:08:47,222
¶ So come back to me ¶
1462
01:08:47,224 --> 01:08:50,492
¶ Leaving me where
you gonna go ¶
1463
01:08:50,494 --> 01:08:54,662
¶ I can't let you be if I
wanted to ¶
1464
01:08:54,664 --> 01:08:59,734
¶ Honestly, I can't stand to
see you with someone else ¶
1465
01:09:00,070 --> 01:09:02,804
¶ So come back to me ¶
1466
01:09:02,806 --> 01:09:07,008
¶ You said this was
over at the start ¶
1467
01:09:07,010 --> 01:09:10,512
¶ I'll never know why ¶
1468
01:09:10,514 --> 01:09:14,816
¶ I just need to hold you in my
arms ¶
1469
01:09:14,818 --> 01:09:18,153
¶ You don't sympathize ¶
1470
01:09:19,189 --> 01:09:21,756
(door creaks)
1471
01:09:37,941 --> 01:09:38,840
Fuck!
1472
01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:44,179
Shit!
1473
01:09:45,382 --> 01:09:49,117
Yeah, Ma, nah it's... pshh I
ain't worried about that.
1474
01:09:51,488 --> 01:09:55,089
Nah, she's gone, I'm good, I'm
good, no.
1475
01:09:57,160 --> 01:10:00,094
All right, no you were right,
you were right, but you know.
1476
01:10:02,032 --> 01:10:04,132
It's my bed it's
1477
01:10:06,536 --> 01:10:08,536
I'm not worried about that,
though.
1478
01:10:11,141 --> 01:10:12,040
Okay.
1479
01:10:13,176 --> 01:10:16,227
All right.
1480
01:10:16,228 --> 01:10:19,279
No. I'm gonna be cool. I'm
gonna be totally... yeah.
1481
01:10:20,083 --> 01:10:21,883
All right all right bye.
1482
01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:29,407
Can I get some money?
1483
01:10:29,408 --> 01:10:31,091
Okay, no no I'm cool I'm cool.
All right all right.
1484
01:10:33,597 --> 01:10:35,597
That's why you never buy a
chick kicks.
1485
01:10:35,599 --> 01:10:38,433
She will definitely kick that
ass to the curb trust me.
1486
01:10:38,435 --> 01:10:40,735
I hope you threw
them things away.
1487
01:10:40,737 --> 01:10:41,836
Nah, actually I'm trying to
figure out
1488
01:10:41,838 --> 01:10:43,104
what to do with them.
1489
01:10:43,106 --> 01:10:45,373
Man, but you can't keep them,
that's bad mojo.
1490
01:10:45,375 --> 01:10:47,508
I hate to say it, man, but
Chester's right.
1491
01:10:47,510 --> 01:10:48,776
Man, what are you all blind?
1492
01:10:48,778 --> 01:10:49,944
Even Stevie Wonder can see,
1493
01:10:49,946 --> 01:10:52,780
this dude is not trying to give
up them sneakers.
1494
01:10:52,782 --> 01:10:54,682
Hold up, when somebody leaves
something behind,
1495
01:10:54,684 --> 01:10:57,051
doesn't it mean that they
secretly want to come back?
1496
01:10:57,053 --> 01:10:58,386
Air Jesus are you for real?
1497
01:10:58,388 --> 01:11:00,922
Nate, stop the drugs.
1498
01:11:02,525 --> 01:11:05,593
Yo Nate, it means that they was
in such a rush to leave
1499
01:11:05,595 --> 01:11:08,463
that they didn't care what they
left behind.
1500
01:11:08,465 --> 01:11:09,764
The point of no return in this
relationship, bruh,
1501
01:11:09,766 --> 01:11:11,366
was when Ted kicked your ass.
1502
01:11:11,368 --> 01:11:13,901
That was it, curtain call baby.
1503
01:11:13,903 --> 01:11:15,970
Look man, she wasn't
in a rush okay?
1504
01:11:15,972 --> 01:11:17,238
She didn't like him at first,
1505
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:19,274
but you know what she wore them
all the time.
1506
01:11:19,276 --> 01:11:20,541
Why because they meant
something to her,
1507
01:11:20,543 --> 01:11:23,978
because I meant something to
her you get that?
1508
01:11:23,980 --> 01:11:26,648
Yeah but why are you keeping
them, huh?
1509
01:11:26,650 --> 01:11:28,383
Is she gonna call you and you
gonna run over
1510
01:11:28,385 --> 01:11:30,952
with the sneaker ambulance or
something?
1511
01:11:34,991 --> 01:11:36,624
Oh Lord.
1512
01:11:36,626 --> 01:11:38,676
This boy's gone.
1513
01:11:38,677 --> 01:11:40,727
See that's exactly what I'm
talking about right there.
1514
01:11:40,730 --> 01:11:42,130
What are you doing later, bruh?
1515
01:11:42,132 --> 01:11:43,931
Let's go out and get some
drinks, man.
1516
01:11:43,933 --> 01:11:45,400
Get us some rebound pussy.
1517
01:11:47,170 --> 01:11:48,569
I'll let you wear my chain.
1518
01:11:52,609 --> 01:11:53,574
I go with you.
1519
01:11:54,577 --> 01:11:56,944
Fuck the chain and I take his
rebound pussy.
1520
01:11:56,946 --> 01:12:00,014
Don't do it, Nate, don't do it
to yourself.
1521
01:12:00,016 --> 01:12:02,784
Walking around all bitter with
your chest held tight.
1522
01:12:02,786 --> 01:12:04,752
Don't turn out like Chester.
1523
01:12:04,754 --> 01:12:06,487
Fuck you.
1524
01:12:06,489 --> 01:12:08,356
That was fucked up.
1525
01:12:08,358 --> 01:12:09,190
Why do you gotta
call my name for?
1526
01:12:09,192 --> 01:12:10,091
What I done to you?
1527
01:12:12,696 --> 01:12:15,596
(traffic roaring)
1528
01:12:17,534 --> 01:12:22,603
(microwave beeps)
(upbeat jazz music)
1529
01:12:44,828 --> 01:12:47,962
(cell phone ringing)
1530
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:52,967
(sighs)
1531
01:12:52,969 --> 01:12:54,402
Hello.
1532
01:12:54,404 --> 01:12:55,303
Hi.
1533
01:12:56,406 --> 01:12:57,305
Hi.
1534
01:13:00,477 --> 01:13:02,510
Where are you?
1535
01:13:02,512 --> 01:13:04,979
In my room.
1536
01:13:04,981 --> 01:13:07,215
- Where are you?
- At home.
1537
01:13:08,318 --> 01:13:10,151
Where else would I be?
1538
01:13:10,153 --> 01:13:13,488
Friday night, a BMCC orgy.
1539
01:13:15,492 --> 01:13:17,925
Oh, this is why you called me?
1540
01:13:20,597 --> 01:13:21,496
No.
1541
01:13:24,167 --> 01:13:25,099
I'm bored.
1542
01:13:27,103 --> 01:13:29,036
You miss me?
1543
01:13:29,038 --> 01:13:29,937
Yes.
1544
01:13:32,675 --> 01:13:33,608
I miss you too.
1545
01:13:35,912 --> 01:13:37,612
It's not like I'm gonna keep on
calling you or anything
1546
01:13:37,614 --> 01:13:42,683
I just... I wanted to
hear your voice.
1547
01:13:45,288 --> 01:13:46,320
No, it's okay.
1548
01:13:47,690 --> 01:13:50,324
It's okay, I wanted to hear
your voice, too.
1549
01:13:52,228 --> 01:13:53,528
But you didn't call me?
1550
01:13:57,467 --> 01:13:58,533
You sound surprised.
1551
01:13:58,535 --> 01:13:59,534
I am.
1552
01:14:01,471 --> 01:14:03,304
Well, I figured you just needed
your space
1553
01:14:03,306 --> 01:14:07,375
and even if you didn't, you
would just tell me you did.
1554
01:14:08,711 --> 01:14:10,845
You have me all figured out.
1555
01:14:12,115 --> 01:14:14,182
If I had you all figured out,
I'd still have you.
1556
01:14:15,652 --> 01:14:16,984
What are you doing?
1557
01:14:16,986 --> 01:14:19,120
What? Sleeping... in our bed.
1558
01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:24,225
Oh wow.
1559
01:14:24,227 --> 01:14:25,126
What?
1560
01:14:26,229 --> 01:14:27,128
Wow.
1561
01:14:29,432 --> 01:14:30,331
What?
1562
01:14:31,668 --> 01:14:33,000
I've been out the joint two
nights
1563
01:14:33,002 --> 01:14:35,937
and a brotha can already sleep
like a baby.
1564
01:14:35,939 --> 01:14:37,605
You see why you foul?
1565
01:14:37,607 --> 01:14:38,940
I'm tired.
1566
01:14:38,942 --> 01:14:41,742
Talking about loving somebody,
kill that noise.
1567
01:14:41,744 --> 01:14:45,847
Oh man, I was awake the whole
night when you left.
1568
01:14:45,849 --> 01:14:49,617
The whole night. You probably
went out clubbing with Cora.
1569
01:14:49,619 --> 01:14:50,585
You answered the phone like
1570
01:14:50,587 --> 01:14:52,487
I was calling about your Wi-Fi
bill.
1571
01:14:53,490 --> 01:14:55,656
(laughs)
1572
01:14:59,796 --> 01:15:00,695
Nate?
1573
01:15:03,166 --> 01:15:05,366
Your mother says hi.
1574
01:15:05,368 --> 01:15:06,601
Oh shit.
1575
01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:08,803
Oh shit.
1576
01:15:08,805 --> 01:15:10,171
Now who's foul?
1577
01:15:11,207 --> 01:15:14,308
I'm meeting her for dinner on
Wednesday.
1578
01:15:14,310 --> 01:15:16,777
You know she really blames you
for messing this up.
1579
01:15:16,779 --> 01:15:20,414
Shit you tell her to get her
ass in line then.
1580
01:15:23,620 --> 01:15:24,552
Hate you.
1581
01:15:24,554 --> 01:15:26,220
You so wish you did.
1582
01:15:29,058 --> 01:15:30,291
How's your new place?
1583
01:15:31,561 --> 01:15:34,195
It's nice, I like it.
1584
01:15:38,501 --> 01:15:41,903
I gotta get used to it, though,
you know.
1585
01:15:41,905 --> 01:15:43,538
It was kind of scary last night.
1586
01:15:44,908 --> 01:15:48,809
Weird new noises, the bed was
cold.
1587
01:15:48,811 --> 01:15:50,545
I knew I was just a bed warmer.
1588
01:15:52,248 --> 01:15:55,216
I'm wearing those thick socks
you like.
1589
01:15:55,218 --> 01:15:56,918
Okay, now I only like those
socks
1590
01:15:56,920 --> 01:15:59,086
when you wear nothin' but a
T-shirt with them,
1591
01:15:59,088 --> 01:16:01,088
the effect gets lost when you
put on
1592
01:16:01,090 --> 01:16:03,691
those bulky pajamas of yours.
So which one was it?
1593
01:16:03,693 --> 01:16:05,893
The T-shirt or the bulky
pajamas?
1594
01:16:05,895 --> 01:16:07,562
Wouldn't you like to know?
- I'd like to know
1595
01:16:07,564 --> 01:16:08,729
what you're wearing now.
1596
01:16:08,731 --> 01:16:11,499
I'm definitely not
telling you that.
1597
01:16:11,501 --> 01:16:13,367
- It's the T-shirt.
- Shut up.
1598
01:16:13,369 --> 01:16:14,201
It's the T-shirt
1599
01:16:14,203 --> 01:16:15,770
and those flannel short shorts,
1600
01:16:15,772 --> 01:16:17,738
got your legs out, oh snap!
1601
01:16:17,740 --> 01:16:20,541
It is not it's the gray baggy
sweatpants.
1602
01:16:20,543 --> 01:16:24,412
Stop lying you wear those
sweatpants on laundry day
1603
01:16:24,414 --> 01:16:27,214
or if it's cold out or you're
gonna take
1604
01:16:27,216 --> 01:16:30,751
the garbage out to front, but
don't mess with me,
1605
01:16:30,753 --> 01:16:31,852
that's not no bed shit.
1606
01:16:31,854 --> 01:16:35,456
You got on those flannel boxers
right now.
1607
01:16:35,458 --> 01:16:36,524
You're impossible.
1608
01:16:39,228 --> 01:16:42,096
- I left my sneakers.
- You left your sneakers here.
1609
01:16:45,234 --> 01:16:48,235
I mean I could just put them in
the mail for you.
1610
01:16:48,237 --> 01:16:49,704
I'm not giving you my address.
1611
01:16:49,706 --> 01:16:50,638
Okay fine.
1612
01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:54,275
I could come pick them up.
1613
01:16:55,645 --> 01:16:58,413
I don't have to stay long.
1614
01:16:58,414 --> 01:17:01,182
No no no you can just duck in
and out.
1615
01:17:02,318 --> 01:17:03,985
Yeah.
- I mean unless
1616
01:17:03,987 --> 01:17:09,056
you wanted to get lunch or
something like that.
1617
01:17:10,293 --> 01:17:12,026
Oh yeah.
1618
01:17:14,831 --> 01:17:17,231
Would you want to get lunch?
1619
01:17:18,468 --> 01:17:19,300
That or you know I could just
meet you
1620
01:17:19,302 --> 01:17:20,735
somewhere with the kicks?
1621
01:17:20,737 --> 01:17:22,937
Oh no no no, don't go out of
your way.
1622
01:17:22,939 --> 01:17:24,305
- I can come over.
- Yeah?
1623
01:17:24,307 --> 01:17:26,240
- Yeah.
- Do you want to
1624
01:17:27,977 --> 01:17:30,978
I don't know, like tomorrow at
noon?
1625
01:17:32,682 --> 01:17:35,182
- Yeah, that works.
- All right.
1626
01:17:37,420 --> 01:17:38,319
Okay.
1627
01:17:41,991 --> 01:17:42,990
Good night.
1628
01:17:52,135 --> 01:17:55,102
(calm piano music)
1629
01:18:15,191 --> 01:18:18,959
(calm acoustic guitar music)
1630
01:18:56,232 --> 01:19:00,768
¶ Can't believe that after all
this time ¶
1631
01:19:00,770 --> 01:19:03,771
¶ You don't feel the same ¶
1632
01:19:03,773 --> 01:19:08,075
¶ If there's reason for you
leaving me ¶
1633
01:19:08,077 --> 01:19:11,612
¶ I guess I'm to blame ¶
1634
01:19:11,614 --> 01:19:16,684
¶ I promised that we would last
forever ¶
1635
01:19:18,187 --> 01:19:23,257
¶ Don't make me a liar we can't
get better ¶
1636
01:19:27,096 --> 01:19:30,464
¶ Leaving me where
you goin' to go ¶
1637
01:19:30,466 --> 01:19:34,735
¶ I can't let you be if I
wanted to ¶
1638
01:19:34,737 --> 01:19:39,607
¶ Honestly, I can't stand to
see you with someone else ¶
1639
01:19:39,609 --> 01:19:42,476
¶ So come back to me ¶
1640
01:19:42,478 --> 01:19:45,312
¶ Leaving me where
you goin' to go ¶
1641
01:19:45,314 --> 01:19:50,217
¶ I can't let you be if I
wanted to ¶
1642
01:19:50,219 --> 01:19:55,289
¶ Honestly, I can't stand to
see you with someone else ¶
1643
01:19:55,291 --> 01:19:58,793
¶ So come back to me ¶
1644
01:19:58,795 --> 01:20:01,629
(birds chirping)
1645
01:20:07,136 --> 01:20:11,138
("Soft Serve" by Doug Simpson)
1646
01:20:45,775 --> 01:20:47,374
¶ Gorillas out the mist is what
you like ¶
1647
01:20:47,376 --> 01:20:49,610
¶ Coolest monkeys in the
jungle, right ¶
1648
01:20:49,612 --> 01:20:51,779
¶ Roaches scatter when you
flick the lights ¶
1649
01:20:51,781 --> 01:20:53,848
¶ Roaches scamper when you hit
the lights ¶
1650
01:20:53,850 --> 01:20:55,850
¶ What we thinking, what we
outta mind? ¶
1651
01:20:55,852 --> 01:20:57,985
¶ What we thinking, wanting
better lives? ¶
1652
01:20:57,987 --> 01:21:00,221
¶ People winning yo, it's only
right ¶
1653
01:21:00,223 --> 01:21:02,189
¶ Coldest monarchs in the
struggle, right? ¶
1654
01:21:02,191 --> 01:21:04,325
¶ My hittas, they going through
it ¶
1655
01:21:04,327 --> 01:21:06,327
¶ Some in cuffs, oh so
therapeutic ¶
1656
01:21:06,329 --> 01:21:08,529
¶ But you anxious, blowing
therapeutics ¶
1657
01:21:08,531 --> 01:21:10,397
¶ Same product, but we face the
music ¶
1658
01:21:10,399 --> 01:21:12,466
¶ Couple sinners here will take
your life ¶
1659
01:21:12,468 --> 01:21:14,535
¶ P-D 'em when they out of line
¶
1660
01:21:14,537 --> 01:21:16,637
¶ Outta of sight youngin' outta
mind ¶
1661
01:21:16,639 --> 01:21:18,806
¶ On that modern day colonize ¶
1662
01:21:18,808 --> 01:21:21,242
¶ Come get the soft serve ¶
1663
01:21:21,244 --> 01:21:23,310
¶ Come get the soft serve ¶
1664
01:21:23,312 --> 01:21:25,246
¶ Come get the soft serve ¶
1665
01:21:25,248 --> 01:21:27,147
¶ I ain't see God till I saw
her ¶
1666
01:21:27,149 --> 01:21:29,149
¶ If they can't divide and
conquer ¶
1667
01:21:29,151 --> 01:21:31,252
¶ Some rather watch it just all
burn ¶
1668
01:21:31,254 --> 01:21:34,021
¶ If they can't divide and
conquer ¶
1669
01:21:34,023 --> 01:21:35,589
¶ Come get the soft serve ¶
1670
01:21:35,591 --> 01:21:37,491
¶ Better off with we're
mild-mannered ¶
1671
01:21:37,493 --> 01:21:39,393
¶ Better off when aggression's
passive ¶
1672
01:21:39,395 --> 01:21:41,428
¶ Better off when you're lesser
valued ¶
1673
01:21:41,430 --> 01:21:43,397
¶ Better when you think we
don't matter ¶
1674
01:21:43,399 --> 01:21:45,499
¶ Stuck on forever it's our
turn ¶
1675
01:21:45,501 --> 01:21:47,601
¶ Lineage sing it in concert ¶
1676
01:21:47,603 --> 01:21:49,904
¶ If they can't divide and
conquer ¶
1677
01:21:49,906 --> 01:21:51,906
¶ Some rather just watch it all
burn ¶
1678
01:21:51,908 --> 01:21:53,874
¶ On my G-O-D, we gonna die
lavish ¶
1679
01:21:53,876 --> 01:21:55,943
¶ We ain't dying lacking ¶ ¶ We
gon' die laughing ¶
1680
01:21:55,945 --> 01:21:56,944
¶ We of royal blood ¶
1681
01:21:56,946 --> 01:21:58,045
¶ We beyond lashes ¶
1682
01:21:58,047 --> 01:22:00,047
¶ We gonna oil money up,
Iraq-ing ¶
1683
01:22:00,049 --> 01:22:02,049
¶ Black magic and it's
overactive ¶
1684
01:22:02,051 --> 01:22:04,118
¶ Black magic and it's
overactive ¶
1685
01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:06,420
¶ In the end, only the times
matter ¶
1686
01:22:06,422 --> 01:22:09,290
¶ Or this just an End of the
Times matter ¶
1687
01:22:09,292 --> 01:22:11,425
¶ Come get the soft serve ¶
1688
01:22:11,427 --> 01:22:13,027
¶ Come get the soft serve ¶
1689
01:22:13,029 --> 01:22:14,762
¶ Come get the soft serve ¶
1690
01:22:14,764 --> 01:22:16,730
¶ I ain't see God till I saw
her ¶
1691
01:22:16,732 --> 01:22:18,632
¶ If they can't divide and
conquer ¶
1692
01:22:18,634 --> 01:22:20,801
¶ Some rather watch it just all
burn ¶
1693
01:22:20,803 --> 01:22:22,803
¶ If they can't divide and
conquer ¶
1694
01:22:22,805 --> 01:22:25,105
¶ Come get the soft serve ¶
1695
01:22:25,107 --> 01:22:27,274
¶ Come get the soft serve ¶
1696
01:22:27,276 --> 01:22:29,310
¶ Come get the soft serve ¶
1697
01:22:29,312 --> 01:22:31,245
¶ Come get the soft serve ¶
1698
01:22:31,247 --> 01:22:33,314
¶ I ain't see God till I saw
her ¶
1699
01:22:33,316 --> 01:22:35,282
¶ If they can't divide and
conquer ¶
1700
01:22:35,284 --> 01:22:37,384
¶ Some rather watch it just all
burn ¶
1701
01:22:37,386 --> 01:22:39,987
¶ If they can't divide and
conquer ¶
1702
01:22:39,989 --> 01:22:43,657
¶ Come get the soft serve ¶
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