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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,125 I would like to keep you as my Deputy Head. 2 00:00:02,158 --> 00:00:03,968 Deputy Head? Of this place, 3 00:00:03,988 --> 00:00:07,898 - "Tandoori High"? - We've got a big, fat racial split in this school. 4 00:00:07,930 --> 00:00:09,982 We've got fights breaking out all over the place. 5 00:00:10,014 --> 00:00:11,822 - I love you. - Mum! 6 00:00:11,947 --> 00:00:14,300 - That's Mr Hyatt. - Well, get used to it. 7 00:00:14,340 --> 00:00:16,142 I'm just so sorry to have to tell you that... 8 00:00:16,168 --> 00:00:18,342 Missy Booth passed away earlier today. 9 00:00:18,378 --> 00:00:20,541 You need to let her go, Puther. 10 00:00:20,577 --> 00:00:22,295 Nasreen... Oxford... You're in! 11 00:00:22,328 --> 00:00:24,933 I'm sorry, Miss. I'm not... I'm leaving school. 12 00:00:32,327 --> 00:00:33,780 Oh, where's the dahl? 13 00:00:33,820 --> 00:00:35,738 I couldn't find it. The thing is... 14 00:00:36,304 --> 00:00:38,589 Y'know, these are Missy's favourite. 15 00:00:39,260 --> 00:00:41,580 I've been... erm... I've been thinking... 16 00:00:41,606 --> 00:00:45,034 Are we where we want to be? 17 00:00:45,570 --> 00:00:48,935 Should we take things to the next level? 18 00:00:49,140 --> 00:00:51,057 You want to go Cash & Carry? 19 00:00:51,099 --> 00:00:55,450 - I know you! - No. No. No. I want to get married. 20 00:00:55,940 --> 00:00:57,097 What? 21 00:00:57,380 --> 00:00:59,791 Well, to you! Obviously! 22 00:00:59,817 --> 00:01:01,521 To... to you. 23 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:06,278 Get up. People are staring. 24 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:08,170 Ha! He's just been funny. 25 00:01:08,217 --> 00:01:11,462 He think's he's the Pakistani Jimmy Tarbuck, aren't yer! 26 00:01:11,754 --> 00:01:13,286 - Get up! - Hey. Hey. Hey! 27 00:01:14,177 --> 00:01:16,803 - Life is short. - What? 28 00:01:16,839 --> 00:01:19,325 And I love you, 29 00:01:19,450 --> 00:01:21,220 Kaneez Paracha. 30 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:23,081 So... 31 00:01:23,764 --> 00:01:26,228 ... will you marry me? 32 00:01:27,380 --> 00:01:29,036 Rashid? 33 00:01:29,700 --> 00:01:31,417 Kaneez? 34 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:37,946 - OK! Yes, OK. - Yes? Oh. Oh! 35 00:01:38,165 --> 00:01:40,415 Put me down. Put me down. 36 00:01:40,447 --> 00:01:42,083 Yes! She said yes! 37 00:01:42,130 --> 00:01:45,620 - Yes! She said yes! She said yes! She said yes! - You're crazy. 38 00:01:59,099 --> 00:02:04,099 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 39 00:02:04,940 --> 00:02:06,862 They're nice wedding dresses. 40 00:02:06,914 --> 00:02:09,139 Which one do you want out of all them? 41 00:02:09,740 --> 00:02:13,427 Lazy eyes, constipated... 42 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:16,560 She got face like smacked bum! 43 00:02:16,685 --> 00:02:18,665 They're drop dead gorgeous. 44 00:02:18,701 --> 00:02:20,958 Look who I found. I just went up road for a coffee. 45 00:02:20,980 --> 00:02:23,860 Why are you looking like the bloody Robot Wars! 46 00:02:23,900 --> 00:02:26,610 Saves me getting the bus. Zaf got it me. 47 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,095 And there's space for my Missy. 48 00:02:30,033 --> 00:02:31,778 She's made up for you all. 49 00:02:32,100 --> 00:02:34,294 'Bout time we had summat to smile about. 50 00:02:34,935 --> 00:02:38,707 - You gotta try that pink one. - You seen them prices? 51 00:02:38,740 --> 00:02:41,265 Oh, Mum, come on! You've got to at least try it on. 52 00:02:41,300 --> 00:02:43,621 Hey, Saleem, keep an eye on that! 53 00:02:43,657 --> 00:02:45,429 You know what they're like round here. 54 00:02:45,470 --> 00:02:46,940 You going already? 55 00:02:46,980 --> 00:02:48,497 Oh, I'll be late, so... 56 00:02:48,888 --> 00:02:50,295 Nasreen... 57 00:02:50,868 --> 00:02:52,734 You all right with this? 58 00:02:54,276 --> 00:02:56,235 I'm happy if you're happy. 59 00:02:56,900 --> 00:02:58,678 We only get one life, Mum. 60 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:00,007 You've got to grab it. 61 00:03:08,770 --> 00:03:10,395 How d'you fancy Prague? 62 00:03:10,588 --> 00:03:12,448 - Prague? - Your stag. 63 00:03:12,876 --> 00:03:15,976 Ah, let me guess... You... er, throw me in the boot of a car, 64 00:03:16,002 --> 00:03:19,206 and then handcuff me, naked, to a lamppost for 12 hours, yes? 65 00:03:19,331 --> 00:03:21,228 Sir. That's disgusting. 66 00:03:21,260 --> 00:03:24,026 We meant a bit of sightseeing. You know, take in the architecture. 67 00:03:24,073 --> 00:03:26,601 Ha-ha! Very funny. I see what you did there. 68 00:03:26,648 --> 00:03:28,961 Sir, why don't you come to Nav's place? His folks are away. 69 00:03:28,980 --> 00:03:31,180 - He's having a party. - No, I'm not. 70 00:03:31,220 --> 00:03:32,676 Wise man. 71 00:03:34,660 --> 00:03:35,985 Mrs Paracha... 72 00:03:37,225 --> 00:03:40,278 - Mrs Paracha! Is Nas coming in? - No, I don't think so, love. 73 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:42,195 - I've been trying to ring her but she... - No, they don't like the phones. 74 00:03:42,216 --> 00:03:43,936 She has to switch them off when she's on her shift. 75 00:03:43,946 --> 00:03:45,942 What shift? What do you mean? 76 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:48,301 - I've got to go see you later. - What shift? 77 00:03:48,307 --> 00:03:50,552 - I'll speak to you later. - Haider! Come on. 78 00:04:04,580 --> 00:04:06,590 Last ten, Lisa. 79 00:04:08,380 --> 00:04:09,940 Yes. 80 00:04:11,681 --> 00:04:14,155 This smart casual look... It's not working for you! 81 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:15,640 - I keep telling you, don't I? - No. 82 00:04:15,682 --> 00:04:17,282 No. Thank you. 83 00:04:19,540 --> 00:04:21,260 - _ - They got your good side. 84 00:04:21,300 --> 00:04:23,481 - _ - Yeah. I know it's a bit old school, 85 00:04:23,492 --> 00:04:25,039 but the social media revolution 86 00:04:25,070 --> 00:04:27,300 seems to have passed some of our parents by. 87 00:04:27,340 --> 00:04:29,462 You didn't think to run this past the Trust? 88 00:04:29,717 --> 00:04:32,765 - What will the Asian parents say? - Thanks, Lorraine. 89 00:04:33,698 --> 00:04:36,959 What are you playing at? This paper's got a reputation round here. 90 00:04:37,001 --> 00:04:40,414 Yeah. It wouldn't be my first choice of reading matter either, 91 00:04:40,456 --> 00:04:42,285 but we are a mixed school, so it's only right 92 00:04:42,311 --> 00:04:44,660 that we reach out to all communities, isn't it, equally? 93 00:04:44,707 --> 00:04:47,929 - Hmm. - Sorry, didn't realise you were busy. 94 00:04:47,942 --> 00:04:50,424 Mr Evershed, what do you think about this? 95 00:04:51,170 --> 00:04:52,405 Oh, don't ask me! 96 00:04:52,420 --> 00:04:54,963 My wife won't have that racist pile of crap in the house. 97 00:04:55,230 --> 00:04:57,205 No chance, why? 98 00:04:57,902 --> 00:04:59,158 What did you want? 99 00:04:59,892 --> 00:05:01,555 - It can wait. - Don't mind me. 100 00:05:01,576 --> 00:05:04,489 No seriously, I can come back. It's just the absentee figures, that's all. 101 00:05:04,494 --> 00:05:05,745 How are they looking? 102 00:05:06,422 --> 00:05:07,495 Sorry? 103 00:05:07,818 --> 00:05:09,256 Mr Evershed? 104 00:05:10,465 --> 00:05:12,814 As of this morning, 105 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:16,982 40% of our Asian students are no-shows. 106 00:05:22,672 --> 00:05:25,220 Yeah. I'm surprised this hasn't happened before. 107 00:05:25,260 --> 00:05:28,221 There's so many sensitivities to juggle in a school like this. 108 00:05:28,247 --> 00:05:31,633 One man's sausage roll is another man's hate crime, Ken. 109 00:05:31,936 --> 00:05:35,114 - It's just a blip. - More like a full blown exodus, Mandy. 110 00:05:35,239 --> 00:05:36,959 Letters are going out to parents. 111 00:05:36,980 --> 00:05:39,569 - We're calling, texting, Lorraine's on it. - Yeah. 112 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:41,752 - We will get these students back. - Hundred percent! 113 00:05:41,804 --> 00:05:44,056 You can't force communities together. 114 00:05:44,123 --> 00:05:45,700 It rarely works. 115 00:05:47,208 --> 00:05:49,297 Well, we're the exception, then, aren't we? 116 00:06:01,932 --> 00:06:03,115 Nas? 117 00:06:03,407 --> 00:06:04,660 What you doing here? 118 00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:07,258 There's only authorised personnel allowed around here. 119 00:06:07,260 --> 00:06:10,014 What they gonna do? Frisk me for feather dusters? 120 00:06:10,357 --> 00:06:12,175 She's going to Oxbridge. 121 00:06:12,347 --> 00:06:13,790 She's going to Oxbridge. Did she tell you that? 122 00:06:13,816 --> 00:06:14,821 - Nice one. - Shut up! 123 00:06:14,832 --> 00:06:16,046 True, ain't it? 124 00:06:16,072 --> 00:06:17,932 Well, it would be if you came back to school. 125 00:06:17,963 --> 00:06:20,928 It's a good job. Half town'd kill for it. 126 00:06:20,940 --> 00:06:23,585 Come to my party, Saturday. We'll get Karachi Fried Chicken. 127 00:06:23,611 --> 00:06:25,883 Pretend it's your birthday, get free cheesy chips again. 128 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:27,076 Don't tell me your arteries 129 00:06:27,091 --> 00:06:28,727 aren't going all tingly just thinking about it? 130 00:06:28,754 --> 00:06:30,780 - Won't be the same without you. - I can't, I'm... 131 00:06:30,820 --> 00:06:33,589 I am knackered after a day here. I'm sorry. 132 00:06:35,417 --> 00:06:37,204 - What? - Nowt. 133 00:06:39,038 --> 00:06:41,653 - What? - Just... 134 00:06:42,660 --> 00:06:43,780 Just... You and me, 135 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:46,359 we made big plans. We were gonna conquer the world. 136 00:06:47,900 --> 00:06:49,464 Yeah. 137 00:06:51,940 --> 00:06:55,221 Plans aren't all they're cracked up to be though, Naveed, are they? 138 00:07:00,354 --> 00:07:03,015 My mum can't wait to meet you. She's already looking at flights. 139 00:07:03,140 --> 00:07:04,303 Course, we could go and visit her? 140 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:06,788 - No, I can't. I've got no passport. - Ah! 141 00:07:07,168 --> 00:07:11,654 - Don't need one, do I? Don't go nowhere. - Well, we can remedy that. 142 00:07:19,780 --> 00:07:21,025 You're very quiet. 143 00:07:21,031 --> 00:07:23,631 I just think I've got headache. You know, busy day. 144 00:07:23,636 --> 00:07:25,543 Lots of tongues wagging. 145 00:07:25,564 --> 00:07:27,140 You can hardly blame them. 146 00:07:27,265 --> 00:07:30,383 Science nerd bags the best-looking woman in the school. 147 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,676 Apparently I'm smiling too much. 148 00:07:32,717 --> 00:07:35,406 "It's dead weird, Sir." I can't help it. 149 00:07:35,531 --> 00:07:38,168 What's on other side of hill? 150 00:07:39,148 --> 00:07:40,554 I don't know. 151 00:07:40,799 --> 00:07:42,112 I've never seen, you know? 152 00:07:42,149 --> 00:07:44,806 It could be anything! I've got no clue! 153 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:48,380 Is it that important? 154 00:07:48,420 --> 00:07:50,047 I don't know. 155 00:07:51,568 --> 00:07:53,517 Come on! Let's go. I've got to get home. 156 00:07:53,553 --> 00:07:56,288 - Dinner won't cook itself. - All right. 157 00:08:01,010 --> 00:08:02,940 Where's the bloody table? 158 00:08:02,980 --> 00:08:05,184 SURPRISE! 159 00:08:05,224 --> 00:08:07,399 - Inshallah! - Happy engagement party, Mum. 160 00:08:07,405 --> 00:08:09,359 - Congratulations. - What is... ? What is this? 161 00:08:09,372 --> 00:08:11,136 It's halal. I checked, didn't I, babe? 162 00:08:11,156 --> 00:08:13,709 You sure did. Congratulations, you two. 163 00:08:15,168 --> 00:08:18,041 Hey, get some music on, Hayley. 164 00:08:18,106 --> 00:08:21,004 - You look so nice, Mrs Paracha. - You know what we should do? 165 00:08:21,023 --> 00:08:23,570 We should get one of them massive limos for the wedding. 166 00:08:23,596 --> 00:08:25,860 - And it should be pink. - You want a pink limo? 167 00:08:26,242 --> 00:08:28,847 This is how you're gonna be dancing with Mr Rashid. 168 00:08:54,698 --> 00:08:57,707 Oh, God. It's freezing out here. 169 00:08:58,756 --> 00:09:02,130 - I don't want this. - Oh, mea culpa. 170 00:09:02,149 --> 00:09:04,839 But Simone wouldn't take no for an answer. Hey, I've got this. 171 00:09:04,859 --> 00:09:07,601 Look, Rashid... Look. Rashid, you're not listening to me. 172 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:10,173 - This is not right. - Oh, my God! 173 00:09:10,245 --> 00:09:12,564 Quick. Look at this. 174 00:09:12,689 --> 00:09:14,895 You had a win on the gee-gees, Rashy? 175 00:09:14,908 --> 00:09:16,620 No, I don't want it. You take it. 176 00:09:16,660 --> 00:09:18,412 All right, I know, I know, it's a romantic clich?, 177 00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:21,363 - and not strictly in the Islamic tradition. - TAKE IT! 178 00:09:21,389 --> 00:09:23,011 - Mum! - Everyone go home! 179 00:09:23,031 --> 00:09:25,030 Forget wedding! It's cancelled. 180 00:09:25,076 --> 00:09:27,180 - You what? - Kaneez? 181 00:09:32,213 --> 00:09:35,085 - Kaneez, will you stop that? - I need to check for stones. 182 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:36,595 You want my mother to break her teeth? 183 00:09:36,621 --> 00:09:38,829 I got lots to do. It could take some time. 184 00:09:38,849 --> 00:09:40,580 Was it something I did? 185 00:09:41,721 --> 00:09:43,102 I told you. 186 00:09:43,577 --> 00:09:46,228 I don't want to be married. I've been there, 187 00:09:46,254 --> 00:09:48,534 done that, got the t-shirt, given it to Oxfam. 188 00:09:48,534 --> 00:09:51,211 I don't want bloody thing back! I know you're embarrassed, ah? 189 00:09:51,217 --> 00:09:54,617 I'll... I'll tell everyone that you dump me. OK? Hm? 190 00:09:54,940 --> 00:09:56,948 I don't give a... 191 00:09:57,820 --> 00:10:00,140 I don't care what anyone else thinks. 192 00:10:00,180 --> 00:10:02,602 - But I want to know why you're being like this? - Because... 193 00:10:02,628 --> 00:10:06,894 Because this is who I am! This is me. 194 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:10,476 - Look, if you're nervous... - No. Listen to me! 195 00:10:10,496 --> 00:10:11,929 Missy's only being dead a few weeks. 196 00:10:11,942 --> 00:10:14,476 Nasreen's now working in bloody tea towel factory. 197 00:10:14,496 --> 00:10:17,100 - I can't get married now! - Yeah, you can. 198 00:10:17,225 --> 00:10:19,881 Upstairs! This has nothing to do with you. 199 00:10:19,894 --> 00:10:22,116 - You're screwing everything up! - Razia, just give us a few minutes. 200 00:10:22,129 --> 00:10:24,825 - Don't speak to my daughter like that? - I can't do anything, can I? 201 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,688 - She don't mean it. - She does. 202 00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:29,755 I do. 203 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:37,806 Guess there really is nothing else to say, then. 204 00:10:49,758 --> 00:10:52,246 No lifting of the protective covers! 205 00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:58,166 Er, less of that. 206 00:10:58,564 --> 00:11:00,602 - Cheers, babes. - Got you this. 207 00:11:00,811 --> 00:11:05,070 No lifting of the protective covers! No puking, no smoking. 208 00:11:06,170 --> 00:11:08,489 In case of an emergency spillage. 209 00:11:08,521 --> 00:11:10,006 This is supposed to be a party! 210 00:11:10,019 --> 00:11:11,719 A party with appropriate boundaries. 211 00:11:11,785 --> 00:11:14,585 - Is breathing allowed? - Doubt it. 212 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,728 Nas! 213 00:11:16,774 --> 00:11:20,076 - She, er, she dragged me here. - I did not. 214 00:11:20,115 --> 00:11:21,554 Thanks. 215 00:11:21,893 --> 00:11:23,780 Just a party, ain't it? 216 00:11:50,322 --> 00:11:53,220 Sorry, there's someone... in here. 217 00:11:54,510 --> 00:11:56,509 Right, imagine you're Cory. 218 00:11:56,724 --> 00:11:58,476 Do you fancy me? 219 00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:01,687 Seriously? You going to go for both of the Wilson brothers? 220 00:12:02,866 --> 00:12:05,953 Jordan was the appetiser, Cory's the meal deal. 221 00:12:06,233 --> 00:12:07,738 You do know that he'll just... 222 00:12:07,764 --> 00:12:10,193 he'll take what he wants from you and then he'll just dump you? 223 00:12:10,193 --> 00:12:11,756 And? 224 00:12:13,227 --> 00:12:15,754 Did you know that Missy was going to run away with the fair? 225 00:12:16,816 --> 00:12:18,516 Beats a mop factory. 226 00:12:18,763 --> 00:12:20,359 You haven't said. 227 00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:21,968 Do I look sexy? 228 00:12:22,013 --> 00:12:24,515 No-one's even mentioned her name! 229 00:12:26,274 --> 00:12:28,820 Everyone has known Missy for years, and now it's... 230 00:12:29,140 --> 00:12:32,060 Now it's just like she never existed. 231 00:12:37,026 --> 00:12:39,026 They think they're helping. 232 00:12:39,306 --> 00:12:41,670 They're kids, what do they know? 233 00:12:45,421 --> 00:12:47,820 It's just so quiet now. 234 00:12:49,673 --> 00:12:51,640 She never did shut up. 235 00:12:52,643 --> 00:12:54,447 I really miss her. 236 00:12:54,453 --> 00:12:56,999 Don't hide away, it gets better. 237 00:12:57,734 --> 00:12:59,435 So everyone says. 238 00:13:01,562 --> 00:13:04,563 It's the waiting for that bit to kick in, though. 239 00:13:05,797 --> 00:13:07,112 It will. 240 00:13:11,436 --> 00:13:14,594 Back to me: hot or not? 241 00:13:20,221 --> 00:13:22,378 Oh, sorry! I didn't realise. 242 00:13:25,386 --> 00:13:27,163 I have my answer. 243 00:13:27,534 --> 00:13:29,080 Simply irresistible! 244 00:13:33,174 --> 00:13:35,629 We're going for fish and chips. You coming? 245 00:13:37,478 --> 00:13:39,901 - Erm... - Somebody's got to help me clear up. 246 00:13:40,174 --> 00:13:42,600 OK, see you later. 247 00:13:45,553 --> 00:13:48,621 I don't know why I did it. I don't even fancy her... 248 00:13:48,654 --> 00:13:50,013 ... that much. 249 00:13:50,254 --> 00:13:51,915 Tonight weren't a good idea. 250 00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:53,509 Sorry. 251 00:13:55,694 --> 00:13:57,073 I've got news. 252 00:13:57,574 --> 00:13:59,506 - I got into drama school. - You what? 253 00:13:59,928 --> 00:14:05,844 - I got into drama school, in Manchester! - Oh, my God! You bloody genius! 254 00:14:05,969 --> 00:14:08,759 An illustrious career playing terrorists and cab drivers awaits! 255 00:14:08,785 --> 00:14:12,536 - It's a niche market. - Oh, my God! I'm so proud of you. 256 00:14:12,546 --> 00:14:14,167 Always said dream big, didn't we? 257 00:14:15,370 --> 00:14:17,147 Dream big or go home. 258 00:14:18,054 --> 00:14:19,778 We ain't got long together, Nas. 259 00:14:20,814 --> 00:14:22,854 I don't want to waste what time we've got. 260 00:14:24,786 --> 00:14:27,641 I know it's not the same without her. 261 00:14:28,374 --> 00:14:30,377 It's not without you neither. 262 00:14:31,214 --> 00:14:32,648 I miss you. 263 00:14:36,884 --> 00:14:38,437 I do too. 264 00:14:39,761 --> 00:14:43,064 But I don't know how to be me without Missy. 265 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:46,638 Let me help you. 266 00:14:47,294 --> 00:14:49,334 - I'm here. - BANG 267 00:14:50,574 --> 00:14:51,656 What were that? 268 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,464 What you doing in my mum and dad's bedroom? 269 00:15:09,632 --> 00:15:12,774 - Another 30 Asian kids missing today. - No! 270 00:15:12,821 --> 00:15:14,238 - Yep. - Why? 271 00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:16,476 Is this really because of some column 272 00:15:16,485 --> 00:15:18,798 in a stupid newspaper that nobody bloody reads? 273 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:21,207 No idea. Nobody's saying anything. 274 00:15:21,386 --> 00:15:22,515 Chips or mash? 275 00:15:22,565 --> 00:15:24,780 Erm, mash, please. 276 00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:27,135 Can you handle this place if I nip out for an hour? 277 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,661 Why? Where you going? 278 00:15:28,667 --> 00:15:30,479 Going to see why these lot have gone AWOL. 279 00:15:30,490 --> 00:15:32,167 Might get some answers if I knock on doors. 280 00:15:32,193 --> 00:15:34,309 Yeah, do you think that's a good idea, considering... 281 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,574 If you say "my condition", you'll be wearing that mash. 282 00:15:36,614 --> 00:15:38,175 I'll take someone with me. 283 00:15:38,722 --> 00:15:41,045 - I'll take Sue. - Oh, you're bloody joking! 284 00:15:41,072 --> 00:15:43,005 She will start the World War III! 285 00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:44,641 Good point well made. 286 00:15:45,771 --> 00:15:48,590 I... I could come with you, you know. 287 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:51,821 I know these people, and I could talk some sense into the fools. 288 00:15:51,842 --> 00:15:54,353 And you and me, we could be like Cagney and Lacey, eh? 289 00:15:54,374 --> 00:15:55,864 - Mandy, I... - Brilliant! 290 00:15:57,849 --> 00:15:59,219 What would you recommend? 291 00:15:59,344 --> 00:16:00,809 I've got a queue. 292 00:16:00,855 --> 00:16:02,403 I had my heart set on mash but, 293 00:16:02,664 --> 00:16:06,540 for some completely unfathomable, ridiculously inexplicable reason, 294 00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:09,073 I've completely changed my mind! 295 00:16:10,054 --> 00:16:13,559 - Miss Carter, I could come now, you know? - Kaneez. 296 00:16:15,273 --> 00:16:16,648 I'll take my food. 297 00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,718 I wouldn't kick him out of bed if I were her. 298 00:16:19,765 --> 00:16:22,130 He's a dark horse, that one. 299 00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:24,287 No offence, like. 300 00:16:28,414 --> 00:16:31,008 Is it true? Have you been dumped, sir? 301 00:16:33,454 --> 00:16:36,099 Not going to cry are you, sir? 302 00:16:38,006 --> 00:16:40,888 When my private life is part of the biology curriculum, 303 00:16:40,940 --> 00:16:43,113 I'll let you know, Alya. Until then, 304 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:47,161 open books, read, learn. 305 00:16:47,286 --> 00:16:50,730 And not one word more! 306 00:17:07,430 --> 00:17:08,847 I hope you don't mind me asking, 307 00:17:08,863 --> 00:17:12,286 but you and Mr Hyatt - is that still a thing? 308 00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:16,289 No, you're right. It's none of my business, is it? Where to first, eh? 309 00:17:17,116 --> 00:17:20,695 I think that may be we should start at Habad. 310 00:17:21,737 --> 00:17:24,316 Zain Younis, don't you move a bloody inch! 311 00:17:24,441 --> 00:17:26,546 You should be in double maths! 312 00:17:27,494 --> 00:17:29,917 - Boy got work to do. - Yeah, school work. 313 00:17:29,974 --> 00:17:32,652 He needs all the education he can get! 314 00:17:33,294 --> 00:17:35,262 Put the stuff down. Get your uniform on. 315 00:17:35,273 --> 00:17:37,414 - He says I can't come back, Miss. - Why not? 316 00:17:37,477 --> 00:17:40,451 - 'Cos Mr Hussein said I can't come back. - Boy! 317 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:43,045 Who the hell is Mr Hussein? 318 00:17:44,515 --> 00:17:47,860 Don't... don't look at me - half the town is called Hussein! 319 00:17:48,174 --> 00:17:49,428 If you know what's going on, 320 00:17:49,449 --> 00:17:52,737 or if anyone knows who this Mr Hussein is, then 321 00:17:52,795 --> 00:17:56,161 just, erm, just tell me 'cos I'm here to talk. 322 00:17:57,234 --> 00:17:59,605 - Ms Paracha! - Go! 323 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:03,009 - I've got to rinse her hair out, though! - Go get your uniform on! 324 00:18:03,032 --> 00:18:06,106 Go! She needs to be at school. 325 00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:08,574 - SHE SPEAKS IN OWN LANGUAGE - Tough! 326 00:18:11,534 --> 00:18:14,212 - Why you do that? - What's it to you, what we do? 327 00:18:14,254 --> 00:18:15,614 It's bloody rude! 328 00:18:15,654 --> 00:18:18,950 I know you. I wiped your bum when you little. 329 00:18:18,976 --> 00:18:21,646 I know you. You're sleeping with teacher! 330 00:18:21,974 --> 00:18:25,248 - And her husband's sleeping around with gori! - You know nothing. 331 00:18:25,316 --> 00:18:27,257 - Take that back! - Let's go, come on. 332 00:18:27,296 --> 00:18:30,038 I don't take nothing back from kanjari! 333 00:18:30,163 --> 00:18:32,292 - What did you just say? - She knows. 334 00:18:32,331 --> 00:18:34,663 - It means whore, babe. - Dirty kanjari! 335 00:18:34,788 --> 00:18:37,913 - That's all you are. A whore. - Give her some space, will you? 336 00:18:37,945 --> 00:18:39,873 - We're coming with you. - Yeah, you film it! 337 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:43,859 - What's your name, babe? - I need a lift. I'm coming with you. 338 00:18:47,064 --> 00:18:50,724 - Get off! Do you want me to run you over? - CAR HORN BEEPS 339 00:18:50,744 --> 00:18:52,483 Idiots! 340 00:19:04,441 --> 00:19:07,339 - Here you are. - Oh, I'd better get back to kitchen. 341 00:19:07,378 --> 00:19:08,714 - No, Kaneez... - It's OK. 342 00:19:08,734 --> 00:19:10,119 Have a minute. Stay... 343 00:19:10,174 --> 00:19:12,209 Miss Carter, someone's here to see you. 344 00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:15,284 - Oh, if it's Ken Weaver... - A Mr Hussein. 345 00:19:18,066 --> 00:19:20,781 Surely you can understand why parents are uncomfortable 346 00:19:20,814 --> 00:19:23,465 - sending their children here. - No. 347 00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:26,214 Things have changed since the trust took over. 348 00:19:26,254 --> 00:19:28,271 Yeah, well, the law hasn't. 349 00:19:28,603 --> 00:19:31,853 Parents want a more traditional, religious education, 350 00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:33,875 like the one that we can provide 351 00:19:33,921 --> 00:19:36,329 at Calderdale Muslim Academy. 352 00:19:36,454 --> 00:19:37,631 We? 353 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,460 I'm a governor there, 354 00:19:39,632 --> 00:19:41,612 and we want to help. 355 00:19:41,955 --> 00:19:45,707 But parents see this as a white school now. 356 00:19:46,295 --> 00:19:50,141 I know 40% of your Muslim pupils are absent. 357 00:19:50,334 --> 00:19:54,601 - Wait, who told you? 40%? where did you get that from? 358 00:19:56,534 --> 00:19:58,184 My son, Hassan. 359 00:19:58,955 --> 00:20:02,107 Oh, right, but you didn't want to send him to your school, then? 360 00:20:02,393 --> 00:20:05,269 Actually, he works in your PE department. 361 00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,254 Hassan? 362 00:20:10,734 --> 00:20:12,156 Yeah? A spy? 363 00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:14,584 - No way! Honestly, I didn't... - Oh, come on! 364 00:20:14,594 --> 00:20:17,284 You were feeding your dad information. He knew everything. 365 00:20:17,315 --> 00:20:19,454 He's been poaching our students for his own school! 366 00:20:19,494 --> 00:20:20,701 First I've heard! 367 00:20:21,431 --> 00:20:22,994 I swear down. 368 00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:26,558 If these kids want to go to another school, I say, why not? 369 00:20:26,579 --> 00:20:28,673 We should be concentrating on results 370 00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:30,814 and not on kids who don't want to be here. 371 00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:33,414 Otherwise we're all up the proverbial without a paddle. 372 00:20:33,454 --> 00:20:35,374 Oh, right! So we just give up, do we? 373 00:20:35,561 --> 00:20:38,380 Yeah? No, because I would have a much easier life 374 00:20:38,385 --> 00:20:40,188 if I was teaching up some posh school 375 00:20:40,204 --> 00:20:41,309 where everyone's the same colour, 376 00:20:41,318 --> 00:20:43,153 everyone thinks the same way. Yeah? I could do that. 377 00:20:43,210 --> 00:20:44,614 I could do that with my eyes closed! 378 00:20:44,623 --> 00:20:47,351 But we prove it works, and I don't care what you, your dad, 379 00:20:47,382 --> 00:20:49,117 or Ken Weaver or anyone else thinks! 380 00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:51,300 It works. 381 00:20:51,854 --> 00:20:53,504 Good point well made, right? 382 00:21:05,334 --> 00:21:07,593 Which one of you, was it? Huh? 383 00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:10,735 If you go near Kaneez Paracha again, 384 00:21:10,745 --> 00:21:13,387 if you dare even look in her direction, 385 00:21:13,434 --> 00:21:16,039 let alone open your mouth, you will regret it! 386 00:21:16,071 --> 00:21:19,436 Bruv, he's going to Sumo you with that belly, innit? 387 00:21:19,694 --> 00:21:22,529 - You! You come with me. You're going to apologise. - What for, bruv? 388 00:21:22,568 --> 00:21:25,141 - Apologise! - Bro, I didn't do nothing but tell the truth. 389 00:21:25,214 --> 00:21:26,725 Calm down, Uncle. 390 00:21:27,147 --> 00:21:28,774 Chill out, Teddy Bear. 391 00:21:28,814 --> 00:21:30,503 You're animals. You know that? 392 00:21:31,337 --> 00:21:34,296 Intimidating women? You lot make me sick! 393 00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:37,369 You lot? Aye, aye, aye! What, you mean Muslims? 394 00:21:37,411 --> 00:21:40,042 - I'm a Muslim! - Nah, you ain't, bro. 395 00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:42,734 You're kaffir, bro. 396 00:21:42,774 --> 00:21:44,252 'Cos I don't act like a thug? 397 00:21:44,517 --> 00:21:46,372 'Cos I don't disrespect women? 398 00:21:46,690 --> 00:21:50,454 This is not some backwater village in Pakistan, you know! 399 00:21:50,494 --> 00:21:52,166 What? Say that again! 400 00:21:53,174 --> 00:21:56,059 This is 21st-century Britain. 401 00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:58,955 - You want to get used to it. - OK, so you want me to apologise? 402 00:21:58,966 --> 00:22:00,138 Yeah. 403 00:22:00,409 --> 00:22:02,493 - To your bitch? - To my what? 404 00:22:02,514 --> 00:22:03,994 To your bitch! 405 00:22:06,589 --> 00:22:08,798 Who's the big man now, eh? Eh? 406 00:22:08,850 --> 00:22:11,450 - What you playing at, man? - Uncle's lost it! 407 00:22:17,099 --> 00:22:20,590 - That was a great show! - Come on, Teddy Bear! 408 00:22:32,757 --> 00:22:34,341 You lot make me sick. 409 00:22:34,372 --> 00:22:36,170 You lot? Aye, aye. 410 00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:38,386 - What, you mean Muslims? - I'M a Muslim. 411 00:22:38,412 --> 00:22:40,014 Nah, you ain't bro. 412 00:22:42,768 --> 00:22:44,929 (HE SIGHS) We need to nip this in the bud. 413 00:22:44,956 --> 00:22:47,334 I suggest we keep Mr Hyatt off school premises 414 00:22:47,374 --> 00:22:50,441 - and find him a post elsewhere. - No. No. But he's one of my best. 415 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,774 Good. Then we'll have no problem relocating him 416 00:22:52,774 --> 00:22:54,083 into another trust academy. 417 00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:58,009 We do not need a charge of Islamophobia hanging over us. 418 00:22:58,023 --> 00:23:00,693 - No, but we don't know all the facts yet. - Like I said, 419 00:23:00,818 --> 00:23:02,934 multicultural schools like these, 420 00:23:02,974 --> 00:23:05,761 all well and good... in theory. 421 00:23:06,470 --> 00:23:08,534 I'll let you break the news. 422 00:23:09,518 --> 00:23:10,886 You think just 'cos you're a teacher 423 00:23:10,897 --> 00:23:13,825 you can look down your nose at people not has clever as you, huh? 424 00:23:13,836 --> 00:23:17,134 You know, those boys come same backwater village as me! 425 00:23:19,140 --> 00:23:20,421 Look, I... 426 00:23:22,302 --> 00:23:25,407 - I didn't mean you... - Yes, you did. You did. 427 00:23:26,366 --> 00:23:29,131 Look, I'm not going to apologise for why I did it. 428 00:23:29,133 --> 00:23:32,669 I don't want your apology. I want nothing from you, Rashid. 429 00:23:33,614 --> 00:23:37,372 Just when we get somewhere, you run away from me. 430 00:23:37,691 --> 00:23:39,423 You keep doing it. 431 00:23:39,476 --> 00:23:41,592 What are you frightened of, Kaneez? 432 00:23:41,631 --> 00:23:43,050 Being happy? 433 00:23:43,574 --> 00:23:45,894 Actually allowing yourself to be with someone 434 00:23:45,934 --> 00:23:47,814 who will never break your heart? 435 00:23:48,144 --> 00:23:49,745 I am not scared. 436 00:23:49,765 --> 00:23:52,956 I'm just fed up! I have had you up to here, ain't I? 437 00:23:53,412 --> 00:23:55,548 No more chit-chat or talking or 438 00:23:55,568 --> 00:23:57,847 coming to see me in the kitchen. Enough. 439 00:23:58,902 --> 00:24:00,334 Mr Hyatt? 440 00:24:05,318 --> 00:24:08,134 Miss Carter says, can you come and see her now? 441 00:24:08,385 --> 00:24:11,494 - I could tell her to wait. - No, no. 442 00:24:14,095 --> 00:24:16,054 I think we're done here. 443 00:24:27,057 --> 00:24:29,988 Who's the big man, now, eh? Eh? 444 00:24:30,113 --> 00:24:31,460 Uncle lost it! 445 00:24:31,486 --> 00:24:33,769 - LAUGHING - Uncle's proper lost it. 446 00:24:33,894 --> 00:24:35,797 AUDIO STOPS 447 00:24:35,922 --> 00:24:37,641 Gosh. 448 00:24:46,413 --> 00:24:49,643 It's not me. Clearly, it is... 449 00:24:49,768 --> 00:24:51,493 ... me, but... 450 00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:55,893 ... someone had to say something. 451 00:24:55,906 --> 00:24:57,673 I wasn't going to let them get away with it. 452 00:24:58,949 --> 00:25:00,225 Rashid, 453 00:25:00,283 --> 00:25:03,174 - look, I know that you and Kaneez are in a relationship. - No. 454 00:25:03,214 --> 00:25:04,654 It shouldn't affect my work. 455 00:25:09,453 --> 00:25:11,312 Why don't you take a couple of days off? 456 00:25:11,323 --> 00:25:13,014 Maybe... maybe a week. 457 00:25:20,289 --> 00:25:21,974 No, no. 458 00:25:23,525 --> 00:25:24,884 Look at me. 459 00:25:25,405 --> 00:25:27,734 I... it's unacceptable. 460 00:25:28,614 --> 00:25:32,022 I wouldn't stand for this aggression in... in a student. 461 00:25:35,607 --> 00:25:38,976 Just... just sleep on it, at least. Please? 462 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:44,054 I can't be here any more. 463 00:26:09,134 --> 00:26:10,645 Night, Miss. 464 00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:12,319 Zain. 465 00:26:12,332 --> 00:26:13,823 I told my dad to get lost. 466 00:26:13,836 --> 00:26:16,383 Can't leave the school, Miss. It's mint. 467 00:26:16,988 --> 00:26:20,306 - Oh! Night, Zain. - Night, miss. 468 00:26:31,004 --> 00:26:32,927 Fighting for your honour, though. 469 00:26:33,615 --> 00:26:37,574 Nearest I got were some no-mark fighting me for me giro. 470 00:26:39,909 --> 00:26:42,014 He's got hidden depths, Rashid. 471 00:26:42,054 --> 00:26:43,770 You want him? Have him. 472 00:26:43,974 --> 00:26:45,774 Good women are for good men 473 00:26:45,814 --> 00:26:48,437 - and good men are for good women. - Hm? 474 00:26:49,010 --> 00:26:51,417 - It's in Koran. - Oh. 475 00:26:53,043 --> 00:26:56,268 Men should keep their noses out of the business 476 00:26:56,273 --> 00:26:58,106 that's none of their business. 477 00:26:58,513 --> 00:27:00,654 That's from the Woman's Weekly. 478 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,151 Well, you'll be shot of him soon. 479 00:27:03,171 --> 00:27:05,245 No, I'll still see him every day. 480 00:27:05,654 --> 00:27:09,254 You know Zaff's mate with the funny-shaped head, works in Lidl? 481 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,094 Simone, I'm not interested in him! 482 00:27:11,101 --> 00:27:13,680 - How many times I have to tell you this? - No, listen. 483 00:27:14,039 --> 00:27:16,174 He gets all this gossip at the till. 484 00:27:16,770 --> 00:27:18,934 Reckons Rashid's been sacked. 485 00:27:21,282 --> 00:27:23,679 No. Really? 486 00:27:44,442 --> 00:27:46,054 What are you doing here? 487 00:27:48,469 --> 00:27:51,085 I need to talk to him, it's just about school. 488 00:27:51,210 --> 00:27:52,664 It's taken time... 489 00:27:52,919 --> 00:27:55,342 for him to get back on his feet. 490 00:27:56,426 --> 00:27:59,255 Mandy? What's up? 491 00:27:59,294 --> 00:28:00,906 I need your help. 492 00:28:01,573 --> 00:28:03,116 Really? 493 00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:08,044 Do you know what? Forget it. It's fine. 494 00:28:08,581 --> 00:28:10,694 Erm, I've heard what's been going on. 495 00:28:11,358 --> 00:28:13,254 Do you know Akram Hussain? 496 00:28:13,294 --> 00:28:15,702 (HE LAUGHS) He's been sniffing about, has he? 497 00:28:15,827 --> 00:28:17,851 Sadiq, why... ? 498 00:28:17,976 --> 00:28:20,430 Five minutes. I promise. 499 00:28:22,414 --> 00:28:23,934 Come on. 500 00:28:27,724 --> 00:28:29,743 - I thought you were going to Nav's place. - Sh. 501 00:28:29,808 --> 00:28:32,420 - I need to gather everyone together... - It's Miss Carter. 502 00:28:32,427 --> 00:28:35,780 ... to Hussain, the community leaders, the parents, face-to-face. 503 00:28:35,806 --> 00:28:38,183 - Just to clear the air. - You want me to what, 504 00:28:38,196 --> 00:28:41,325 round up the great and the good? Do you think they'll even listen to me? 505 00:28:41,398 --> 00:28:43,454 Oh, right, yeah. Fair point. 506 00:28:43,494 --> 00:28:45,474 'Cos this whole trust thing was your idea. 507 00:28:45,484 --> 00:28:49,314 Oh, I see, so as soon as it goes belly-up, it's my fault, is it? 508 00:28:49,374 --> 00:28:51,369 Sadiq, if we don't do something, 509 00:28:51,399 --> 00:28:53,414 then the trust is just going to cut their losses 510 00:28:53,454 --> 00:28:56,414 and the Ackley Bridge we created, it'll be gone. 511 00:28:56,802 --> 00:28:59,014 Sadiq, I don't think you should get involved. 512 00:29:05,284 --> 00:29:07,934 - I... I don't know. - Yes, you do. 513 00:29:08,171 --> 00:29:11,011 You do know, you know all about how this works, 514 00:29:11,014 --> 00:29:12,767 it's just business to them. 515 00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:19,374 I see. 516 00:29:20,494 --> 00:29:23,073 You really have just washed your hands of us all. 517 00:29:26,319 --> 00:29:29,574 - Are you OK? - Yes, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm just... 518 00:29:30,112 --> 00:29:32,894 I'm sorry I've ruined your evening. 519 00:29:33,849 --> 00:29:35,094 Dad? 520 00:29:35,894 --> 00:29:37,828 You can help her out here. 521 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:39,573 Come on, please? 522 00:29:43,462 --> 00:29:45,214 Come on. 523 00:29:56,970 --> 00:29:59,835 Well, I could give it a go, I suppose? 524 00:30:05,665 --> 00:30:07,338 Great. 525 00:30:10,452 --> 00:30:12,094 SHOUTING: Rashid? 526 00:30:15,330 --> 00:30:17,140 They can't sack you. 527 00:30:17,199 --> 00:30:18,974 They have no right. 528 00:30:20,378 --> 00:30:21,934 They're not sacking me. 529 00:30:21,941 --> 00:30:23,694 - Huh? - I've resigned. 530 00:30:23,819 --> 00:30:25,777 Why would you do that? 531 00:30:25,822 --> 00:30:27,659 You clearly don't want me here. 532 00:30:27,784 --> 00:30:29,307 That's what you said. 533 00:30:29,339 --> 00:30:31,879 So, you want me out of your life? This is it. 534 00:30:32,174 --> 00:30:33,678 I just wish... 535 00:30:33,710 --> 00:30:36,814 ... I'd never asked you to marry me. 536 00:30:37,403 --> 00:30:39,374 You and me both. 537 00:30:39,414 --> 00:30:41,819 We should have gone to Cash and Carry. 538 00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:45,414 Why the hell did you say yes? 539 00:30:45,668 --> 00:30:48,286 'Cos, believe me, I'm big enough and ugly enough 540 00:30:48,411 --> 00:30:51,634 to take rejection. So at least tell me that. 541 00:30:53,053 --> 00:30:54,614 I don't know. 542 00:30:55,092 --> 00:30:58,814 This is the last time you're going to see me, so hit me with it. 543 00:31:00,673 --> 00:31:03,117 - You're not ugly. - KANEEZ! 544 00:31:03,130 --> 00:31:04,517 SHE SIGHS 545 00:31:04,550 --> 00:31:07,272 Why did you say yes 546 00:31:07,454 --> 00:31:10,414 when you had no intention of going through with it? 547 00:31:10,593 --> 00:31:12,654 I know you're not cruel. 548 00:31:12,694 --> 00:31:14,371 But why else would you do this to me? 549 00:31:14,410 --> 00:31:16,970 - Why do you think? - I have NO idea. 550 00:31:17,002 --> 00:31:20,194 Because if I say no, that's the end of me and you. 551 00:31:20,220 --> 00:31:22,962 And I don't want that, so I say yes. 552 00:31:24,610 --> 00:31:26,908 I do love you Rashid, 553 00:31:27,214 --> 00:31:31,294 but that makes no difference. I can't be nobody's wife. 554 00:31:31,334 --> 00:31:34,595 You need a wife who wants to be wife. 555 00:31:35,210 --> 00:31:36,830 I already done it. 556 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:38,472 I hated it. 557 00:31:38,597 --> 00:31:40,894 I were too young when I got married. 558 00:31:40,934 --> 00:31:42,694 I didn't have a choice then. 559 00:31:44,266 --> 00:31:46,850 I didn't know who I was then. 560 00:31:46,860 --> 00:31:48,574 He didn't bloody know either. 561 00:31:48,614 --> 00:31:51,454 I still don't know who could have been. 562 00:31:52,852 --> 00:31:54,483 I'm so sorry. 563 00:31:54,660 --> 00:31:56,974 No, no, listen, I'm really sorry. 564 00:31:59,016 --> 00:32:01,126 You find nice wife. 565 00:32:01,251 --> 00:32:03,465 You're a good catch. 566 00:32:04,726 --> 00:32:06,039 You've got a good job. 567 00:32:06,055 --> 00:32:08,545 Well, you DID have good job, why you give up job? 568 00:32:08,576 --> 00:32:11,521 Who's going to teach Razia about the silly test tubes 569 00:32:11,534 --> 00:32:13,174 and the photo scienthesis? 570 00:32:13,214 --> 00:32:16,111 Photo scienth... ? Photo scienthesis? 571 00:32:17,090 --> 00:32:20,190 And you want me to give this up?! How can I let you go? 572 00:32:20,216 --> 00:32:22,974 I cannot let you go! 573 00:32:23,905 --> 00:32:26,885 You think you say this to me and I change my mind. 574 00:32:27,574 --> 00:32:30,178 I am not some silly woman off the Love Island. 575 00:32:30,235 --> 00:32:32,934 I don't want to be married. 576 00:32:34,351 --> 00:32:38,300 We don't have to get married to stay together. 577 00:32:38,524 --> 00:32:40,343 You want wife. 578 00:32:40,364 --> 00:32:41,916 I know that. 579 00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:45,503 No. Get up. Rashid, you're not listening to me! 580 00:32:45,523 --> 00:32:47,366 No, you listen! 581 00:32:48,780 --> 00:32:50,877 You love me... 582 00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:55,182 ... and we can spend the rest of our lives together, 583 00:32:55,214 --> 00:32:57,294 completely and utterly... 584 00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,405 ... unmarried. 585 00:33:01,494 --> 00:33:03,174 What are you saying? 586 00:33:04,216 --> 00:33:05,818 I'm saying... 587 00:33:06,222 --> 00:33:08,195 ... I will love you 588 00:33:08,605 --> 00:33:11,894 and care for you for the rest of my days, 589 00:33:11,901 --> 00:33:14,453 and never, ever again 590 00:33:14,578 --> 00:33:17,534 ask you to be my wife. 591 00:33:21,064 --> 00:33:23,254 What do you think? 592 00:33:24,757 --> 00:33:27,955 Are you promising never to marry me? 593 00:33:28,469 --> 00:33:31,374 I am promising... 594 00:33:32,650 --> 00:33:34,363 ... never... 595 00:33:34,422 --> 00:33:36,414 ... to marry you. 596 00:33:46,034 --> 00:33:47,394 They want food? 597 00:33:47,434 --> 00:33:48,874 Can't sit, if no order. 598 00:33:48,999 --> 00:33:50,643 Oh, they ain't here to eat. 599 00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:54,030 I dunno, Miss Carter might bite someone's head off. 600 00:33:56,386 --> 00:33:59,741 (SHE CLEARS HER THROAT) Right, erm, hello. Hi. Thank you. 601 00:33:59,924 --> 00:34:03,623 Thanks for all coming along today. Really appreciate it. 602 00:34:03,748 --> 00:34:05,251 Erm... 603 00:34:08,114 --> 00:34:09,650 - Do you want to give them out? - Yep. 604 00:34:09,674 --> 00:34:10,807 Why are we here, Sadiq? 605 00:34:10,834 --> 00:34:13,354 You need to send your kids back to Ackley Bridge school. 606 00:34:13,394 --> 00:34:15,594 We send to our school, not hers. 607 00:34:15,634 --> 00:34:18,554 Come on, you know Ackley Bridge is the best school round here. 608 00:34:18,594 --> 00:34:21,073 I take it you've seen the GCSE stats, yeah? 609 00:34:21,314 --> 00:34:23,754 - THEY GRUMBLE - Just, just take it, come on! 610 00:34:23,794 --> 00:34:25,154 - Hassan! - What? 611 00:34:25,194 --> 00:34:28,189 Your mentalist science teacher attacked us. 612 00:34:28,228 --> 00:34:31,673 - ALL: Yeah. - Mr Hyatt is considering his future at present. 613 00:34:31,693 --> 00:34:33,093 - He's leaving? - Alya. 614 00:34:33,165 --> 00:34:34,591 They can't sack him. 615 00:34:34,637 --> 00:34:37,152 Why don't you tell everyone what you guys did? 616 00:34:37,347 --> 00:34:40,291 Yeah, go on. No-one wants half a story, do they? 617 00:34:40,327 --> 00:34:42,520 Why don't you start with the verbal assault 618 00:34:42,541 --> 00:34:44,271 of a female member of my staff? 619 00:34:44,396 --> 00:34:45,870 They know they did wrong. 620 00:34:45,927 --> 00:34:49,179 Well, you know what? She's writing for that racist piece of bakwaas. 621 00:34:49,210 --> 00:34:51,973 - THEY GRUMBLE - Did you actually read that? 622 00:34:52,266 --> 00:34:54,352 - Any of you? - Don't need to. No. 623 00:34:54,394 --> 00:34:56,472 It... it was a piece about the Eid celebrations 624 00:34:56,493 --> 00:34:58,937 that we're doing at school. I'm trying to start a dialogue 625 00:34:58,942 --> 00:35:01,150 so that we don't have kids bashing each other to bits 626 00:35:01,161 --> 00:35:02,418 because they're different colours. 627 00:35:02,443 --> 00:35:04,690 Isn't it time you worried about your own child? 628 00:35:05,114 --> 00:35:06,719 You know nothing about ours. 629 00:35:06,844 --> 00:35:07,974 Yeah. 630 00:35:09,183 --> 00:35:11,954 I know nothing, do I? Nothing? 631 00:35:13,662 --> 00:35:17,789 I know about how your son cut his face to pieces learning to shave. 632 00:35:18,540 --> 00:35:21,881 And I know how your daughter told us that she had chickenpox, 633 00:35:21,914 --> 00:35:24,824 when you were all at your cousin's wedding in Pakistan. 634 00:35:25,404 --> 00:35:28,895 I know that when Missy Booth died they were all devastated. 635 00:35:29,020 --> 00:35:30,874 'Cos she was one of theirs. 636 00:35:30,914 --> 00:35:34,236 She was one of their own, and that you won't read about in the stats. 637 00:35:34,275 --> 00:35:36,991 That is the real success of this school, 638 00:35:37,024 --> 00:35:40,527 that is the joy of my kids. And I will not let them down. 639 00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:43,501 It don't change the fact their school's gone down the pan. 640 00:35:43,516 --> 00:35:45,382 - That's why he left. - ALL: Ah! 641 00:35:45,674 --> 00:35:47,289 Do you think I'd send my kids there, 642 00:35:47,314 --> 00:35:48,675 if I didn't think it where good enough? 643 00:35:48,701 --> 00:35:52,005 We need to draw a line and move on. 644 00:35:52,188 --> 00:35:54,726 And we can all do that. We can do that this Friday, 645 00:35:54,726 --> 00:35:57,469 because the dads versus lads cricket match is on, 646 00:35:57,469 --> 00:35:59,972 - and I would love you all to be there. - THEY CHATTER 647 00:36:00,639 --> 00:36:02,650 I know you're all up for it. 648 00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:05,354 Ackley Bridge College can go to hell! 649 00:36:05,406 --> 00:36:07,234 THEY CHATTER IN AGREEMENT 650 00:36:07,274 --> 00:36:09,528 Do you want an all-white school in Ackley, do you? 651 00:36:09,554 --> 00:36:11,669 Because that's what'll happen if you take your kids out. 652 00:36:11,737 --> 00:36:15,175 This town will go backwards, and it needs to go forwards. 653 00:36:15,404 --> 00:36:17,954 So, you will all be there on Friday. 654 00:36:18,166 --> 00:36:19,354 You will. 655 00:36:19,396 --> 00:36:21,834 And do you know what? If you're not... If you're not, 656 00:36:21,874 --> 00:36:25,631 then it's not Ackley Bridge that is not good enough for your kids... 657 00:36:26,876 --> 00:36:28,710 ... it'll be because you lot aren't. 658 00:36:41,250 --> 00:36:45,164 You really think they'll turn up for a dads and lads cricket match? 659 00:36:46,194 --> 00:36:49,194 Got an air of the Mary Celeste around this place, don't you reckon? 660 00:36:49,234 --> 00:36:51,794 Are you sure everyone got the e-mail invites we sent out? 661 00:36:51,834 --> 00:36:53,766 Every parent got one. 662 00:36:54,673 --> 00:36:56,354 I don't know what your problem is. 663 00:36:56,394 --> 00:36:58,154 It's not like your folks found out. 664 00:36:58,330 --> 00:36:59,954 You said she's not your type. 665 00:37:00,441 --> 00:37:01,936 You're not being fair on her. 666 00:37:05,464 --> 00:37:08,028 She don't seem too unhappy. 667 00:37:15,595 --> 00:37:18,074 Hang on a sec, kids. Wait... wait a minute. 668 00:37:18,114 --> 00:37:20,149 In the bag, Mr Murgatroyd. 669 00:37:21,602 --> 00:37:23,790 Hi, guys. I'm really pleased you could make it. 670 00:37:23,852 --> 00:37:26,342 No choice. Frogmarched us here, didn't you, babe? 671 00:37:26,369 --> 00:37:28,525 As if! The more the merrier, right? 672 00:37:28,554 --> 00:37:30,323 - I'm going to get him inside. - All right. OK. 673 00:37:30,355 --> 00:37:32,256 That was the idea. Yeah. 674 00:37:32,579 --> 00:37:34,794 I was starting to think we maybe should've cancelled. 675 00:37:35,846 --> 00:37:37,874 I don't know, looks like we've got a game. 676 00:37:37,914 --> 00:37:39,316 You all right, Miss? 677 00:37:49,594 --> 00:37:51,488 It's like a bloody invasion. 678 00:37:51,780 --> 00:37:53,274 Ah! 679 00:37:55,364 --> 00:37:56,917 Hi. 680 00:37:57,042 --> 00:37:58,634 What did you say to them? 681 00:37:58,674 --> 00:38:01,351 Me? I said nothing. 682 00:38:16,066 --> 00:38:20,578 I might've known he were one of them interracial... multi... 683 00:38:20,604 --> 00:38:22,100 Yeah, you'd be right. 684 00:38:22,147 --> 00:38:23,715 - What? - Shut up. 685 00:38:24,621 --> 00:38:26,529 Dad reckons he's Moeen's hand. 686 00:38:26,539 --> 00:38:28,597 Mimosa Ali, more like. 687 00:38:29,674 --> 00:38:31,150 HOOTER BLARES 688 00:38:55,714 --> 00:38:57,034 Mr Hyatt! 689 00:38:57,074 --> 00:38:58,794 I thought you was banned, man! 690 00:38:58,834 --> 00:39:01,036 Fugitive from justice, innit. 691 00:39:03,937 --> 00:39:05,933 Oi! What are you doing here? 692 00:39:05,975 --> 00:39:07,710 I've just come to have a word with Miss Carter. 693 00:39:08,034 --> 00:39:10,138 Explain my actions the other night. 694 00:39:10,575 --> 00:39:13,034 Would you mind if we had a word in private, please, Miss Carter? 695 00:39:13,702 --> 00:39:16,584 Well, hang on. We're supposed to be having a game of bloody cricket! 696 00:39:16,709 --> 00:39:18,778 Forget the bloody cricket, mister! 697 00:39:18,804 --> 00:39:20,628 - Mrs Paracha... - No. 698 00:39:20,842 --> 00:39:24,302 This man got my daughter into Oxford. 699 00:39:24,735 --> 00:39:26,394 The university. 700 00:39:26,626 --> 00:39:28,794 She would not have that without him. 701 00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:30,994 He changed my family's life. 702 00:39:31,034 --> 00:39:33,962 And he could change your kids' life too. 703 00:39:34,332 --> 00:39:37,036 And he is the best teacher in this school! 704 00:39:37,057 --> 00:39:40,439 - And we'll go on strike, if he doesn't come back! - ALL: Yeah. 705 00:39:40,504 --> 00:39:45,114 THEY CHANT: Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! 706 00:39:50,169 --> 00:39:53,217 If pupils walk out, they get moved. 707 00:39:53,263 --> 00:39:55,276 Who's that going to help, eh? 708 00:39:55,314 --> 00:39:57,640 Pushing them from pillar to post. 709 00:40:07,676 --> 00:40:09,428 You didn't have to come. 710 00:40:09,553 --> 00:40:10,834 I know. 711 00:40:11,076 --> 00:40:14,619 So, Mandy's asked if I'd help train the girl's rugby team. 712 00:40:15,075 --> 00:40:18,078 I mean, it's unpaid, but... 713 00:40:22,857 --> 00:40:24,274 So, when do you start? 714 00:40:25,274 --> 00:40:26,594 You don't mind? 715 00:40:27,488 --> 00:40:28,954 They'd be lucky to have you. 716 00:40:31,634 --> 00:40:32,634 Thank you. 717 00:40:34,954 --> 00:40:37,184 Hey, that was some speech. 718 00:40:37,213 --> 00:40:39,368 I know! I don't know what I was thinking. 719 00:40:39,394 --> 00:40:41,516 Me and my big mouth, and everyone listening. 720 00:40:41,902 --> 00:40:45,127 I'm just a dinner lady. I'm not Benazir Bhutto! 721 00:40:45,534 --> 00:40:48,493 Let me know if you want me to organise a staff walk-out 722 00:40:48,525 --> 00:40:51,140 in support of your claim for unfair dismissal. 723 00:40:51,343 --> 00:40:52,514 My what? 724 00:40:52,907 --> 00:40:55,929 Between you and me, I wouldn't mind a long weekend, 725 00:40:55,991 --> 00:40:58,274 in the interests of union solidarity. 726 00:40:58,628 --> 00:41:00,164 Well, that won't be necessary. 727 00:41:00,175 --> 00:41:03,212 - 'Cos Mr Hyatt is going nowhere. - Oh! 728 00:41:03,254 --> 00:41:04,973 Music to my ears. 729 00:41:05,954 --> 00:41:07,970 And I would like this filled out 730 00:41:08,006 --> 00:41:10,278 and back on my desk by Monday morning, please. 731 00:41:10,351 --> 00:41:13,008 That is your application for student support officer. 732 00:41:13,028 --> 00:41:15,154 - You what? Me? - Her? 733 00:41:15,194 --> 00:41:17,505 - Yeah. - No, I'm not qualified. 734 00:41:17,714 --> 00:41:20,364 - I'm best staying in the canteen. - Yeah. I think so, 735 00:41:20,417 --> 00:41:23,403 because student support is no picnic, trust me. 736 00:41:23,574 --> 00:41:26,513 You know these kids and you are great with them. 737 00:41:27,648 --> 00:41:30,290 - I'll think about it. - Yeah, you do that, pet. 738 00:41:30,474 --> 00:41:31,791 Hey, sir, you fancy a game? 739 00:41:31,812 --> 00:41:33,057 - Yeah. - Maybe you should just stick 740 00:41:33,088 --> 00:41:35,474 - to bowling this time, sir. - Ah, very funny, Rukhsana. 741 00:41:35,527 --> 00:41:38,235 He will remember this when he's marking your homework. 742 00:41:38,261 --> 00:41:39,647 - What? - Good point. 743 00:41:39,772 --> 00:41:42,509 - Yes. - Wait, wait. Were you being serious? 744 00:41:43,034 --> 00:41:44,114 See? 745 00:41:45,053 --> 00:41:47,234 You've done a excellent job, Mandy. 746 00:41:47,315 --> 00:41:51,314 But... the trust owes you a duty of care in your condition. 747 00:41:51,354 --> 00:41:53,540 (SHE SCOFFS) I haven't got a condition, I'm pregnant. 748 00:41:53,554 --> 00:41:56,306 We've decided to bring in your temporary replacement next week. 749 00:41:56,431 --> 00:41:58,839 Replacement? What do you mean replacement? 750 00:41:58,854 --> 00:42:00,589 - Acting head. - Eh? 751 00:42:00,610 --> 00:42:01,928 I thought that was Mr Evershed. 752 00:42:01,954 --> 00:42:04,367 You can show her the ropes before your maternity leave. 753 00:42:04,408 --> 00:42:07,529 And, erm, she can ease the burden. 754 00:42:07,566 --> 00:42:09,025 Well, no, there's no burden to ease. 755 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,838 Hey, we headhunted her from Hebden Park. 756 00:42:12,109 --> 00:42:13,474 - Miss Oakes. - Who? 757 00:42:13,514 --> 00:42:15,678 Oakes? Not Sian. 758 00:42:15,714 --> 00:42:17,168 What, Sian Oakes? 759 00:42:18,394 --> 00:42:20,273 The one and only! 760 00:42:29,114 --> 00:42:31,695 HOOTER BLARES 761 00:42:35,275 --> 00:42:36,954 Did you not get picked for the team? 762 00:42:38,794 --> 00:42:41,543 Eh, some people can't handle my sporting prowess. 763 00:42:41,554 --> 00:42:42,754 Oh, is that what it is? 764 00:42:43,095 --> 00:42:45,258 - Too intimidating. - Mm. 765 00:42:49,484 --> 00:42:50,794 You going in? 766 00:42:51,025 --> 00:42:52,234 Is it safe? 767 00:42:52,274 --> 00:42:54,458 Raz said that Mum's causing a riot. 768 00:42:54,458 --> 00:42:57,262 - But if there's no blood on the floor... - THEY LAUGH 769 00:42:57,673 --> 00:42:59,003 Let me just... 770 00:42:59,065 --> 00:43:00,795 Yeah, work texted. 771 00:43:00,834 --> 00:43:03,578 I've got a late shift, so I'd better not. 772 00:43:03,703 --> 00:43:06,053 - Life's crap, innit? - Mm. 773 00:43:07,272 --> 00:43:09,314 I want to make it less crap for you, Nas. 774 00:43:09,354 --> 00:43:11,096 But I don't know how. 775 00:43:12,514 --> 00:43:13,954 You do. 776 00:43:14,213 --> 00:43:16,245 You always have. 777 00:43:16,874 --> 00:43:18,891 I'll always be your mate. 778 00:43:19,914 --> 00:43:21,114 Good. 779 00:43:21,611 --> 00:43:23,594 'Cos let's be honest, I, erm, 780 00:43:23,795 --> 00:43:25,457 I've got no-one else. 781 00:43:27,338 --> 00:43:29,394 Having this burden, like. 782 00:43:29,434 --> 00:43:32,178 I can't lie but, you know, I'll do me best. 783 00:43:32,512 --> 00:43:33,994 - Come on. - No. 784 00:43:34,034 --> 00:43:36,784 - Come on. Come on. Come on. - You know I want to. 785 00:43:37,285 --> 00:43:40,740 I'll always be here for me... nearly-wife. 786 00:43:40,781 --> 00:43:42,657 - Nearly wife?! - Nearly wife. 787 00:43:43,642 --> 00:43:46,314 IN PAKISTANI ACCENT: She my bloody nearly wife, mate. 788 00:43:46,354 --> 00:43:48,170 I bloody love her. 789 00:43:48,623 --> 00:43:50,739 Come on. I'll walk you out. 790 00:43:51,166 --> 00:43:54,228 - As long as you stop being embarrassing. - Er, embarrassing? Me? 791 00:43:54,274 --> 00:43:55,304 Yeah. You're like my mum. 792 00:43:55,330 --> 00:43:57,695 - Imagine what our wedding would be like. - No, thanks. 793 00:43:57,716 --> 00:43:59,779 Would have been mad. Oi. 794 00:44:00,363 --> 00:44:02,963 "It's my wife, innit? We bloody dance together." 795 00:44:02,999 --> 00:44:05,380 - Stop calling me your wife. - NAVEED LAUGHS 796 00:44:05,979 --> 00:44:08,683 I don't need no more kids to worry about. 797 00:44:08,714 --> 00:44:10,652 I've got enough trouble with my own, eh? 798 00:44:10,683 --> 00:44:13,350 Yeah, but if I was a student in need of a sympathetic ear, 799 00:44:13,402 --> 00:44:15,971 you'd definitely be my first port of call. 800 00:44:16,096 --> 00:44:17,847 - Really? - Yeah. 801 00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,198 What are you doing on Saturday? 802 00:44:23,194 --> 00:44:26,718 No plans. Completely and utterly plan-free. Why? 803 00:44:26,738 --> 00:44:29,766 - You have a suggestion? - Hm. 804 00:44:31,186 --> 00:44:32,743 What is it? 805 00:44:34,564 --> 00:44:36,752 I'm not sure it was designed for hill starts. 806 00:44:36,789 --> 00:44:38,305 I told her not to bring it! 807 00:44:38,314 --> 00:44:40,434 Hang on, give us a minute! 808 00:44:40,618 --> 00:44:42,108 Ugh! 809 00:44:42,598 --> 00:44:46,476 - Is that dog poo?! - Hey, that's good luck is that, love. 810 00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:48,591 - Ugh. - Come on. Keep moving. 811 00:44:48,634 --> 00:44:50,149 I can't. 812 00:44:52,129 --> 00:44:54,484 - SALEEM: Where is she? - Oh! 813 00:44:55,662 --> 00:44:58,075 Wait, hold back. 814 00:45:35,694 --> 00:45:40,694 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 815 00:45:40,744 --> 00:45:45,294 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 61485

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