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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen...
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and welcome once again
to The Crazy Daisy Show.
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We have sophisticated entertainment,
a window into reality...
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a breath of cold air
from another world.
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As the Chastity Belt Foundation
and the Aristotlese Aplanalp chain stores...
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proudly present the semifinalists
in the Miss World 1984 Contest!
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
it gives me a great deal of pleasure...
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to present Mrs. Martha Aplanalp,
well-known philanthropist...
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and chairman of the
Chastity Belt Foundation.
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A great sponsor and a great mother.
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Dear Mrs. Martha, first the question,
why the Chastity Belt Foundation?
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Surely in these modern times
that seems to be a bit old-fashioned.
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Oh, we're not old-fashioned -
not in the least.
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At Chastity Belt,
there are no metals...
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no elastic supports...
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no tranquilizers.
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Through the guidance
of our sensational method...
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your own body kills the animal.
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We advocate simple triumph of the will.
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It is painless and ever so rewarding.
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No wild dreams.
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No... no peculiar behavior.
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Solid health and purposeful direction.
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It's so good to hear about health and
purposeful direction in these sick times.
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Right on! Sock it to me, baby.
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A network of muscles forms the protective
armor around the pelvic region.
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If not controlled and kept at bay...
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wild impulses will turn everyone
into beastly animals...
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chaotic natural beings.
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Semifinalists from 77 countries have been
selected and sent here this evening.
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They are, of course,
the most desirable, prominent...
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and well-preserved virgins available.
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This year's stake for the lucky
young winner is $50 billion.
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Fifty billion dollars,
the estimated fortune of Mr. Aplanalp...
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uh, Mrs. Martha Aplanalp's boy,
her pride and joy.
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The richest bachelor in the world...
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who decided suddenly this summer
to give up his bachelorhood...
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to sponsor the Miss World Contest
and marry the winner...
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the most cherished girl
on the planet Earth.
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There's a saying in the Aplanalp family:
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"When we buy something, we buy the best,
and we buy it brand-new".
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
Dr. Mittlefinger.
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Turn over here, Doctor.
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Yes, uh, Dr. Mittlefinger
certainly is an extraordinary man.
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Um, has to his credit
the delivery of three army generals...
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our members of Parliament,
Eskimo sextuplets, uh...
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and, of course, many, many more people...
and women.
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I, uh - I'm really thrilled to be able
to perform at this important function...
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and, uh, I'm anticipating
some delightful specimens.
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Each new flower brings a new joy,
a new excitement.
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Can we start the show?
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Of course. Uh, so let's meet now
the first contestant...
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Miss Southern Rhodesia.
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Another historical moment,
a window into reality...
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an event never attempted
live on television before...
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and coming to you on The Crazy Daisy Show.
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If you'll just step up here.
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Would you be good enough
to remove your pants?
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Oh, my pleasure.
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Dr. Mittlefinger...
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brilliant master of deep insights
and even deeper insights.
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Innovative explorer of the abysses
of the human body and soul.
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Tell us, Miss, uh, Southern Rhodesia.
Tell us, how do you feel now?
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Oh, I'm great. Oh!
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What's happening?
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You're tickling me.
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I'm really sensitive.
You're tickling me with your little light.
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This little light.
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Now, ladies and gentlemen,
we proudly present Miss Congo.
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Remove your panties please, honey.
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Hey, baby. You mean my bananas?
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Oh, yes, of course. Delicious.
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There are different types of hymen,
a delicate little piece of skin...
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that informs us about a girl's initiation
into the world of adult pleasures.
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I mean the sinful,
disgusting pleasures of the flesh...
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and unusual sensual...
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excitation.
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Now, here comes Miss Yugoslavia,
a picture of radiant health.
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Yes, well, this young lady
is certainly self-assured.
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Now, moving right along, folks...
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let's meet Mademoiselle Canada.
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Would you take your pants off, please?
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I don't wear any.
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You never wear any pants?
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Not for a special occasion like this.
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Splendid. Splendid.
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By far the most beautiful thing here.
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In all my years of practice,
I've never seen anything so sweet.
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A rosebud.
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When I buy something, I always buy the best.
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You know, yesterday, I bought a diamond mine
in South Africa.
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Today, another buy.
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The best-bred bride available.
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Must be about 785 diamonds in there.
You know that?
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- About that?
- Oh, yeah. Maybe more.
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And they all came from my diamond mine.
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Yeah!
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Yes, sir, baby.
Here we go.
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Yeah. Hand-carved.
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- You know who this fella is?
- No.
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That's Karl. Karl Marx!
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Yeah.
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He's the guy that shot
the Russian czar. Yeah.
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Shot him dead,
right in the head. Yeah.
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That started World War I, honey. Yeah!
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I got it from a Russian business connection.
Yeah.
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He buys a lot of my diamonds.
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- You see that little fountain down there?
- Yes.
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That's my next buy. Yeah!
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It's gonna be my biggest undertaking
in landscape architecture.
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I'm gonna buy it from the
Canadian government.
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I'm gonna renovate it, redecorate it.
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Get rid of the water, turn off the falls.
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I'm gonna install an electronic, synthetic,
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laser moving image in livin' color.
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In livin' color, honey! Yeah!
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And we're gonna have
a huge quadraphonic sound system.
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Yeah! Of the royal waters. Yeah!
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We're gonna have the best
sight and sound system available. Yeah.
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Unaffected by weather conditions.
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My empire.
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Milk for the entire country.
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Let's see the bride.
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- Whoo!
- Hey!
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Mama!
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Whoo!
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Now, you may ask,
do I have time for marriage?
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And I simply state that marriage is
a great gimmick for saving money and time...
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which is money!
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I have come to understand
the real meaning of marriage.
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I simply can't afford any more waste.
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I can't afford any more chaos
in my sex life.
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All right. Everyone has to relieve himself,
but why waste it?
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Okay. You bang some broad,
you feel good for a half a second...
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but then you realize you've gotta
run to the phone to call your doctor...
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'cause you gotta have a V.D. test.
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You soothe your balls...
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and you get a headache.
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- That's right, my son.
- Well, not for me no more.
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I guarantee that.
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My mama kept telling me,
"Son, look after your health."
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Well, Ma, I sure as hell aim to.
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Come over here, honey.
Best little heifer in town. In the world!
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No chemical substitutes.
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All ingredients checked
and double-checked...
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and certified pure.
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Not an easy thing to find these days, is it?
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Well, I done it.
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So now I have acquired
a lady of the house...
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a personal jewel...
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but above all...
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a purified sanitation system
for unchecked waste.
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Hey! Hey!
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Hey, Mama! Yahoo!
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Hey, Mama! Yahoo!
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Is there life on the Earth
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Is there life after birth
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Is there life on the Earth
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Is there life after birth
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It's a joy to be alive
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It's good to be glad
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Good to survive
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It's great to be mad
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It's fun to have nothing
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Do things in the nude
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Oh, it's sweet to be hungry
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It's finger-licking good
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Is there life on the Earth
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Is there life after birth
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Is there life on the Earth
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Is there life after birth
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Is there life on the Earth
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Is there life after birth
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Is there life on the Earth
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Is there life after birth
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It's a joy to be crazy
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It's good to be sad
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It's good to be lazy
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Great to be bad
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It's good to be lucky
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Good to practice deadly sin
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To die for a cause
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To be alive and to win
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Is there life on the Earth
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Is there life after birth
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Is there life on the Earth
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Is there life after birth
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Is there life on the Earth
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Is there life after birth
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Is there life on the Earth
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Is there life after birth
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I expected something else to happen.
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Nonsense. He can do anything.
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He's the most powerful
millionaire in the world.
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Which means, quite simply, that for your
own good, you better forget this marriage.
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Then I think I should get alimony.
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I advise you strongly...
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to refrain from thinking anything.
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Thinking sometimes
can be a very dangerous exercise.
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Very dangerous indeed.
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Hmm. This is insane.
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Yes.
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Maybe we should ask for
a psychiatric examination.
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There are people with similar symptoms.
They become confused.
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They spend the rest of their lives
behind the walls of asylums.
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- This house is mine!
- Forget it!
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- Alimony!
- Oh, yeah?
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Never!
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Be reasonable!
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Jeremiah.Jeremiah.
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Take care of her, Jeremiah.
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This is mine!
This is mine!
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This is mine! Mine!
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Take care of her, Jeremiah.
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She's overtired.
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She doesn't feel very well.
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Poor girl.
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Where am I? Oh!
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Hitler! Dirty Jew.
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They call me Neanderthal.
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Fascist pig!
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I'm not just anybody.
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Dirty Commie.
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Why, they even wanted to
put me on exhibit...
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in the Museum of Natural Sciences.
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My portrait is used in Szondy's test.
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I am listed in Krafft-Ebing.
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I am a certified psychopath.
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I am even quoted by Lombroso. And...
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my size is superhuman.
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- Afraid?
- No.
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I have my own advertising slogan:
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Try me. I'm delicious.
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See this chocolate complexion?
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Try it.
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It's sweet.
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Finger-licking good.
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I'm Catholic,
and it's a spiritual thing for me.
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I'm Muslim, and I have a real thing for you.
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Oh, you damned fool!
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This is my only property.
This is my diamond mine.
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I'll do something to you
that my father taught me.
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Are you happy?
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- Hello, sir. Where are you off to today?
- Oh. Paris.
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May I have your ticket, please?
Thank you.
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It weighs a ton.
What have you got in there?
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Oh, books. Lots of them.
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Books weigh a lot.
I'm taking a refresher course in philosophy.
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Marcuse, Supek, Vranicki, Sartre.
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- You know, i-i-it's heavy.
- That would be 55 pounds overweight.
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Oh, I'll pay the difference.
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Thank you very much.
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Thank you.
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Oh.
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Is there life on the Earth
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Is there life after birth
257
00:42:12,856 --> 00:42:15,484
Is there life on the Earth
258
00:42:15,592 --> 00:42:20,757
Is there life after birth
259
00:42:23,133 --> 00:42:26,125
It's a joy to be alive
260
00:42:26,236 --> 00:42:29,467
It's good to be glad
261
00:42:29,573 --> 00:42:32,041
Good to survive
262
00:42:32,142 --> 00:42:36,909
It's great to be mad
263
00:42:38,215 --> 00:42:40,945
It's fun to have nothing
264
00:42:41,051 --> 00:42:43,679
Do things in the nude
265
00:42:43,787 --> 00:42:46,722
Oh, it's sweet to be hungry
266
00:42:46,823 --> 00:42:50,850
It's finger-licking good
267
00:42:50,961 --> 00:42:54,260
Is there life on the Earth
268
00:42:54,364 --> 00:42:57,197
Is there life after birth
269
00:42:57,301 --> 00:43:00,395
Is there life on the Earth
270
00:43:00,504 --> 00:43:02,802
Is there life after birth
271
00:43:05,309 --> 00:43:07,743
The portrait. The portrait. Somebody.
272
00:43:07,844 --> 00:43:09,744
The portrait.
Get the portrait in place.
273
00:43:25,028 --> 00:43:27,724
I want you to face
the camera and look terribly Mexican...
274
00:43:27,831 --> 00:43:30,664
'cause I didn't fly you all over here
to look like a French extra.
275
00:43:30,767 --> 00:43:32,894
And start to sing very nobly.
276
00:45:00,757 --> 00:45:04,352
Cut! Cut! What's the matter, love, now?
277
00:45:04,461 --> 00:45:07,487
What's got into you? Don't you know
we're working on a limited budget here?
278
00:45:07,597 --> 00:45:10,225
Don't you know I've got to be
back in London by tomorrow night?
279
00:45:10,333 --> 00:45:13,097
Let's do it again, and this time,
let's get it bloody right!
280
00:45:13,203 --> 00:45:15,569
Rewind. Rewind.
281
00:45:15,672 --> 00:45:17,697
- So, are you ready?
- Ready.
282
00:47:28,438 --> 00:47:30,429
You are so beautiful.
283
00:47:32,742 --> 00:47:35,176
I know.
284
00:47:55,165 --> 00:47:58,623
Your eyes are irresistible.
285
00:48:10,380 --> 00:48:13,281
I must see you tonight.
286
00:48:14,351 --> 00:48:16,546
See me now.
287
00:50:08,465 --> 00:50:10,797
At last! At last!
288
00:50:10,900 --> 00:50:12,868
Instant cinema!
289
00:50:17,807 --> 00:50:19,775
Have you sent for the doctor?
290
00:50:28,284 --> 00:50:30,548
Hello, maestro.
291
00:50:30,653 --> 00:50:34,919
I knew you were a hell of a lover,
but this really knocks me out.
292
00:50:35,024 --> 00:50:36,924
And I am not easily surprised.
293
00:50:37,026 --> 00:50:39,824
Knocks me out too, señor.
294
00:50:58,381 --> 00:51:01,077
- You're gonna cut it off?
- Don't worry. Have no fear.
295
00:51:01,184 --> 00:51:03,448
- Latin lover.
- Sí.
296
00:51:38,655 --> 00:51:40,953
- Can I have an autograph, please?
- Sí. Sí.
297
00:51:41,057 --> 00:51:43,992
Will you sing something for us, maestro,
please?
298
00:51:44,093 --> 00:51:48,553
With the motor of history driving me on
299
00:51:50,667 --> 00:51:56,230
I'm a wild stallion
300
00:51:56,339 --> 00:51:58,933
My golden mane flies in the wind
301
00:51:59,042 --> 00:52:02,170
As I seek out good times
302
00:52:02,278 --> 00:52:06,305
My valiant sword stands ever ready
303
00:52:07,851 --> 00:52:13,517
This wild stallion cannot be tamed
304
00:52:13,623 --> 00:52:16,148
Stirring up passion wherever I go
305
00:52:16,259 --> 00:52:18,159
This is my song
306
00:52:21,231 --> 00:52:23,825
A thousand steeds will rise from my grave
307
00:57:13,022 --> 00:57:15,422
My name is Anna Planeta.
308
01:01:50,032 --> 01:01:55,698
You can fuck me if you are lucky, Mr. Sugar.
309
01:02:33,109 --> 01:02:35,304
Three blind mice
310
01:02:35,411 --> 01:02:37,311
Three blind mice
311
01:02:37,413 --> 01:02:39,313
See how they run
312
01:02:39,415 --> 01:02:41,440
See how they run
313
01:02:41,550 --> 01:02:45,384
They all ran after the farmer's wife
who cut off their tails with a carving knife
314
01:02:45,488 --> 01:02:49,083
Did you ever see such a thing in your life
as three blind mice
315
01:02:49,191 --> 01:02:51,091
Three blind mice
316
01:02:52,194 --> 01:02:55,925
See how they run
See how they run
317
01:02:56,031 --> 01:02:59,797
They all ran after the farmer's wife
318
01:08:29,731 --> 01:08:32,097
I'm building the head...
319
01:08:32,201 --> 01:08:34,101
of Immaculate Conception.
320
01:08:35,971 --> 01:08:39,771
Conceive your child in the brains...
321
01:08:39,875 --> 01:08:41,843
of a...
322
01:23:35,636 --> 01:23:37,035
Go on.
323
01:28:18,719 --> 01:28:21,483
Anna!
324
01:29:34,195 --> 01:29:38,655
Darling, this is going to be the highlight
of your career.
325
01:29:38,766 --> 01:29:42,202
From now on, when people eat chocolate...
326
01:29:42,303 --> 01:29:44,794
I mean the brand we advertise...
327
01:29:44,905 --> 01:29:46,873
they will not feel the same.
328
01:30:00,988 --> 01:30:04,890
I want them to feel as they're eating you.
329
01:30:05,226 --> 01:30:07,217
Action.
330
01:30:08,329 --> 01:30:10,763
Chocolate.
331
01:30:29,316 --> 01:30:31,477
Okay.
332
01:30:31,585 --> 01:30:33,485
Okay.
333
01:33:15,382 --> 01:33:17,441
Mmm. Right.
334
01:33:17,551 --> 01:33:19,849
We're gonna sell the chocolate.
335
01:33:33,701 --> 01:33:35,931
Beautiful.
336
01:33:36,036 --> 01:33:38,004
Beautiful.
337
01:33:38,105 --> 01:33:40,801
Let everything be known...
338
01:33:40,908 --> 01:33:42,808
and let everything be clean.
339
01:34:00,894 --> 01:34:04,489
Our scouts had trouble
in certain parts of the world.
340
01:34:04,598 --> 01:34:09,001
It's not easy to find a girl
who's both pretty and a virgin.
341
01:34:09,103 --> 01:34:12,664
Our boys did quite a job, I'll tell you.
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