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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday 2 00:01:19,612 --> 00:01:21,842 # Happy ending # 3 00:01:21,981 --> 00:01:24,245 # With all our troubles behind # 4 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:26,477 #Happy ending # 5 00:01:26,619 --> 00:01:28,849 # That's what we're trying to find # 6 00:01:28,988 --> 00:01:32,389 # Why didn't Cinderella waver # 7 00:01:32,525 --> 00:01:34,891 # What made her braver # 8 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:38,464 # She knew the prince would come and save her # 9 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:40,862 # Happy ending # 10 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,991 # The best of wonderful times # 11 00:01:43,136 --> 00:01:45,468 # Always ending # 12 00:01:45,638 --> 00:01:47,697 # Just like in nursery rhymes # 13 00:01:47,874 --> 00:01:51,275 # May each thing you pray for # 14 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:55,039 # Bring you joy and laughter # 15 00:01:55,181 --> 00:01:57,376 # Ever after # 16 00:01:57,517 --> 00:02:04,184 # Happy ending to you all ## 17 00:02:04,491 --> 00:02:06,425 And now for a very important announcement. 18 00:02:06,559 --> 00:02:10,325 Wednesday night at 8:00 over the Federal Broadcasting Company's coast-to-coast network... 19 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:14,297 the Crackly Grain Flakes Company bring you something new in entertainment... 20 00:02:14,434 --> 00:02:17,995 tomorrow's sensation of the airwaves, Little Miss America. 21 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:22,403 # You got to eat your spinach, baby # 22 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:26,171 # That's the proper thing to do # 23 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:30,578 # It will keep you kind of healthy too # 24 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:34,813 # And what it did for Popeye it will do for you # 25 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:38,014 # You got to eat your spinach # 26 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,422 Kent, our program starts next week... 27 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:43,188 and you haven't found me a Little Miss America yet. 28 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:45,627 I'm beginning to lose faith in the whole idea. 29 00:02:45,765 --> 00:02:48,199 - Mr. Bartlett, if you'll just be patient... - Patient? Patient? 30 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:50,928 Look. Look. All this advertising. 31 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:54,096 What I can't understand is how you had the colossal nerve... 32 00:02:54,274 --> 00:02:56,538 to spread publicity from coast to coast... 33 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:58,940 before you found the right child for the program. 34 00:02:59,078 --> 00:03:01,945 Wait a minute. You turned down some talented kids... 35 00:03:02,081 --> 00:03:04,675 and some of them were very successful radio entertainers. 36 00:03:04,817 --> 00:03:06,751 That's just what was wrong with them. 37 00:03:06,886 --> 00:03:10,322 They weren't what the program calls for, and you know it. 38 00:03:10,456 --> 00:03:13,892 If this thing blows up after it's been announced all over the country... 39 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:17,224 it'll be an irreparable blow to the prestige of Crackly Grain Flakes... 40 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:19,228 and, Kent, I won't have it! 41 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:21,230 Take your hands off my child. 42 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:23,733 I will if she'll take her teeth out of my hand. 43 00:03:23,903 --> 00:03:27,430 - You worm. I'll have the Humane Society up here. - Let go. Ooh! 44 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:30,667 Say, what do you got in that bag? 45 00:03:30,843 --> 00:03:33,277 I carry it for luck. 46 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:35,904 Glad you took the horse off it. 47 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,210 Quiet! 48 00:03:38,351 --> 00:03:41,946 Quiet! 49 00:03:42,088 --> 00:03:44,522 Quiet! Now, listen! Listen! 50 00:03:44,657 --> 00:03:47,592 Now, listen, please! Quiet, ladies! 51 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:50,992 You'll have to wait your turn: 52 00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:53,223 You sure you got the song right? 53 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:55,834 Yew, Uncle Harry, but I'm awfully hungry. 54 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:59,871 Shh. Not so loud. We'll be eating regular soon as I hand these guys the old one-two. 55 00:04:00,006 --> 00:04:01,871 You better not, Uncle Harry. 56 00:04:02,008 --> 00:04:05,068 The last time you gave the old one-two, you came home with a black eye. 57 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:09,075 That was a crooked game, and can prove it. 58 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:12,811 Well, honey, when do we start broadcasting? 59 00:04:12,952 --> 00:04:15,113 It's my guess you've never stopped. 60 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:19,157 Don't be that way, sweetheart. Isn't this the place that advertised for a kid? 61 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:23,058 I have here the most sensational, the most extraordinary and thrilling... 62 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:26,165 So you're another one of those. I'm afraid you're too late. 63 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:28,164 Harry Kipper is never too late. 64 00:04:28,301 --> 00:04:32,795 All right, hotshot. Have it your own way. Child's name and address. 65 00:04:32,972 --> 00:04:36,100 Rebecca Winstead, 950 10th Avenue. 66 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:39,177 - Where's the man in charge? - That door. 67 00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:41,746 Thanks, sister. I'll be seeing you oh the way out. 68 00:04:41,881 --> 00:04:43,815 I can't wait. 69 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:53,854 You'll have to excuse him. I've told him not to act that way. 70 00:04:53,993 --> 00:04:56,427 Oh, that's all right. I'm used to it. 71 00:04:56,562 --> 00:05:00,430 - Would you like some candy? - Thank you. 72 00:05:00,566 --> 00:05:03,933 We'd really get further in our act if he wouldn't talk so much. 73 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:07,437 - Is he in the act with you? - No, I'm the act. He's my manager. 74 00:05:07,573 --> 00:05:10,474 I bet you'd make a better manager than your father. 75 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:13,909 Uncle Harry's not my father. He's my stepfather. 76 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:16,515 I've been taking care of him ever since Mother died. 77 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:19,618 - Oh, you poor child. - I'm not a poor child. 78 00:05:19,752 --> 00:05:22,619 - You know, I'm very self-reliant. - You are? 79 00:05:22,755 --> 00:05:25,349 Yes. My mother told me to always be that way. 80 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:28,392 Well, Kent, what are we waiting for now? 81 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:31,395 I'll see what's holding them up. Orville, let's go. 82 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:35,126 Okay, chief. What are you going to sing, little girl? 83 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:40,205 Frorabelle will now sing "You Got to Eat Your Spinach, Baby." 84 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,399 Do they all have to sing that song? 85 00:05:42,575 --> 00:05:44,770 Give it to them, Florabelle. 86 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:56,147 - Now, honey. - # You got to eat your spinach, baby # 87 00:05:56,289 --> 00:06:00,123 # That's the only thing to do # 88 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:03,787 Come on. Snap in to it, sweetheart. 89 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:05,898 Snap in to it. 90 00:06:07,433 --> 00:06:11,062 #You got to eat your spinach# 91 00:06:11,237 --> 00:06:13,728 "Baby," isn't it? It's "baby," isn't it? Yes, "baby." 92 00:06:13,906 --> 00:06:16,841 Come on, honey. You can do better than that. Now- 93 00:06:22,749 --> 00:06:27,277 Mike fright, eh? I know just how you feel. It happened to me once. 94 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:30,981 - What's she doing that for? - Stage fright. She can't help it. 95 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:32,989 What's stage fright? 96 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:36,562 Well, it's, um- It's something you'll never get. 97 00:06:36,696 --> 00:06:39,631 - Why? - Because I trained you. That's why. 98 00:06:39,766 --> 00:06:42,735 You're a trouper. That kid's just an amateur. 99 00:06:42,869 --> 00:06:47,101 Stop it. Stop it. You're killing me. 100 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:51,903 If it wasn't for setting a bad example for Florabelle... 101 00:06:52,044 --> 00:06:54,205 I'd pin your ears back. 102 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:56,815 Come on, doll. 103 00:06:58,951 --> 00:07:03,411 I have here the most sensational, most extraordinary and thrilling- 104 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:08,025 Say, do you get stage fright? 105 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:10,254 - No, I'm a trouper. - Have you got adenoids? 106 00:07:10,396 --> 00:07:13,092 No, but I'll get some if you want them. 107 00:07:13,232 --> 00:07:15,132 Okay. You're next. 108 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:18,032 Play it good, professor. Your search is over, son. 109 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:21,605 If I do say so myself, this child is the most, uh- 110 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:24,471 Clever child. Clever child. All right. Go to it. 111 00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:32,084 #What is all this dizzy busy hustling for# 112 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:35,654 #People running helter-skelter on their way# 113 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:38,882 # What is all this hazy crazy bustling for # 114 00:07:39,025 --> 00:07:42,688 # No time to notice it's a sunny day # 115 00:07:42,829 --> 00:07:46,356 # Why don't you take a vacation # 116 00:07:46,499 --> 00:07:51,232 # Looks like you've got to have relaxation # 117 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:55,306 # Aw, come on, forget your troubles for a while # 118 00:07:55,441 --> 00:08:00,743 # Why don't you try to feel like I do # 119 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:04,611 # If I had one wish to make # 120 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:07,014 #This is the wish I would choose # 121 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:09,587 That's great! Just what I've been looking for 122 00:08:09,722 --> 00:08:12,987 No need to look further. She's perfect. 123 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:14,990 Okay, Orville. That's enough. 124 00:08:15,127 --> 00:08:18,187 I'm sorry, honey. I guess you're not the type. 125 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:21,698 I can change my type. I'm very self-reliant. 126 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:24,268 But you didn't even let her finish her song! 127 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:26,997 The chief said he's heard enough, and he's giving orders around here. 128 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:30,404 Why, he's passing up the most colossal, the most in- 129 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:34,172 You told him that once before, Uncle Harry, and it didn't do any good. 130 00:08:34,313 --> 00:08:36,372 That's very true, my child, very true. 131 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,609 You don't know talent when you see it. 132 00:08:38,751 --> 00:08:41,185 It's people like you that'll put radio on the spot today. 133 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:44,255 Why, at this rate, the big networks will be bankrupt within a year! 134 00:08:44,390 --> 00:08:46,915 Radio Center will be as empty as your head! 135 00:08:47,059 --> 00:08:50,961 Thousands of employees will be thrown out of work, and all because of you! 136 00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:53,292 Bah! 137 00:08:53,432 --> 00:08:55,366 I do all that? 138 00:08:55,501 --> 00:08:57,935 You can't come in here! 139 00:08:58,104 --> 00:09:00,038 You'll have to get out. Now, please. 140 00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:06,278 - How'd you make out, honey? - The man said I wasn't the type. 141 00:09:06,445 --> 00:09:08,413 There's nothing wrong with your type. 142 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,016 It's your environment that's not so hot. 143 00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:14,517 Then maybe I should have my- my environment fixed. 144 00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:19,023 - Come, come. Enough of this slumming. - Hmm. 145 00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:25,591 My goodness. I thought we were wowing them. 146 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:28,359 Well, I guess it's time to go home. 147 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:31,436 It may interest you to know, Rebecca, that we have no home. 148 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:34,095 That foul landlady locked us out this morning. 149 00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:37,037 Uncle Harry, why are landladies always doing that to us? 150 00:09:37,176 --> 00:09:41,078 It won't happen again. I'm going to give your other relatives a chance to feed you. 151 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,647 Oh, goody! You mean we�re going to have dinner? 152 00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:46,843 I mean I'm taking you to your Aunt Miranda's at Sunnybrook Farm. 153 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:48,920 From now on, you're living with her 154 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:53,219 But, Uncle Harry, I want to stay here and be a success like my mother wanted me to. 155 00:09:53,359 --> 00:09:57,455 Well, I've done all can for you. I taught you all know. 156 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,566 Yes. I guess it just wasn't enough. 157 00:10:04,303 --> 00:10:07,238 Good-bye, Mr. Bartlett. I'm glad everything's turned out so well. 158 00:10:07,373 --> 00:10:10,604 So am I, Kent. And don't let anything happen to that little girl. 159 00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:12,608 Without her, there's no program. 160 00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:16,340 - Just tune in next Wednesday night. - I'll be glued to that radio. 161 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:27,625 - Yes? - Okay for the next kid, chief? 162 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:31,423 What do you mean "the next kid"? Bring in the little girl that just sang, and fast. 163 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:34,499 Well, I didn't think-You didn't- I didn't think you liked her. 164 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,967 - She just left. - She just-What? Get her back here! 165 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:40,571 I want that kid right now! 166 00:10:40,706 --> 00:10:43,800 Oh, of all the stupid, dumb morons 167 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:47,139 - Who, me? - Oh, hello, Lola: 168 00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:51,045 Well, that's a fine greeting after last night's stand-up. 169 00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:53,413 I'm sorry, Lola. I was busy. I forgot. 170 00:10:53,552 --> 00:10:55,417 I waited three hours for you. 171 00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:59,752 - I said I'm sorry. - You still haven't told me where you were. 172 00:10:59,892 --> 00:11:01,792 Lola, can't you understand? 173 00:11:01,927 --> 00:11:04,361 I've been busy, and when I say "busy," I mean crazy. 174 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,432 I've had kids in my hair day and night. Now, please don't make it any worse! 175 00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:10,228 - Well, you needn't scream. - Who's screaming? 176 00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:13,805 Hello. Stoddard? Did you see a big girl with a little man? 177 00:11:13,939 --> 00:11:16,203 I mean, a little man with a big girl. l- 178 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:19,675 What's that? They're down there? Hold them! Stop them! Yes. 179 00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:22,508 Send them back to Kent's office right away. 180 00:11:22,648 --> 00:11:26,106 Oh, Myrtle, I thought I made a mistake. 181 00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:28,584 Impossible. 182 00:11:28,721 --> 00:11:31,554 All right, all right. If you insist, then I wasn't working. 183 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,489 I was out with a blonde, a beautiful, gorgeous, luscious blonde. 184 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:37,562 And we're going to be married next week. Are you satisfied? 185 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:40,791 Ah, Tony, we're crazy fighting like this. 186 00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:43,925 It's okay, chief. They're on their way back up here. 187 00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:46,129 Oh. Hello, Lola. 188 00:11:46,305 --> 00:11:48,637 Hello, love of my life. 189 00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:50,708 Aw, cut it out, Lola. 190 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,640 Can I help it if go all pieces when I see you? 191 00:11:53,779 --> 00:11:56,339 The man and the little girl are here, Mr. Kent. 192 00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:58,575 Oh! 193 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,243 Well, come right in. I'm certainly glad we caught you in time. 194 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,753 When they tapped me on the shoulder, I thought it was the cops. 195 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:05,880 But, chief, she isn't- That isn't- 196 00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:08,960 Keep quiet, Orville. Lola, I want you to get a load of this kid's voice. 197 00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:12,690 She's sensational. Sing me that last chorus of your song, honey. 198 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:15,926 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Please. Oh, wait till he finds out. 199 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:18,229 - Just listen to this. - Chief, chief. 200 00:12:25,277 --> 00:12:27,507 Let her go, Florabelle! 201 00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:32,208 #You got to each your spinach, baby # 202 00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:39,254 - Oh. - Come on. Pull yourself together, sweetheart! 203 00:12:39,391 --> 00:12:41,689 Ouch! 204 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:45,696 - # You got to eat your spinach # - That's plenty. 205 00:12:45,831 --> 00:12:48,322 - That's plenty. - Well, this guy- 206 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:50,731 - I said that's enough. - This bird here- 207 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:53,338 You'll be hearing from me very soon, very soon indeed. 208 00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:55,736 - This guy told us... - I'll be calling you up someday. 209 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:58,935 - But this fellow- - Yes, yes. Good-bye. Good-bye. 210 00:13:01,647 --> 00:13:04,810 - I am going to cut you up and sell you for bait. - It wasn't my fault. 211 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,544 Do you realize if we don't find that kid, Bartlett cancels everything? 212 00:13:07,686 --> 00:13:10,621 Careful, Tony. Remember your apoplexy. I gotta run now, darling. 213 00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:13,020 - Bye, Casanova. - Good-bye, Lola. 214 00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:15,024 I gotta hand it to you, Orville. 215 00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:18,153 I've been out on a limb before, but I've never had a guy behind me sawing it off. 216 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:20,561 You realize we're on the worst spot of the century? 217 00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:23,429 You've got nothing to worry about, chief. We've got the kid's address. 218 00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:27,471 - You have? - Of course. We've got all their addresses. 219 00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:30,541 - Yes? - Did you get the addresses of every one of the applicants? 220 00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:32,541 - Yes. - Well. 221 00:13:32,678 --> 00:13:35,545 That's a load off my mind. Whew. I'm dead. 222 00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:38,616 Between you and Lola and getting this program set, I'm going screwy. 223 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:41,185 Why don't you take a run down to Atlantic City for a few days? 224 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,084 Atlantic City. That's the sort of place I'm trying to get away from. 225 00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:46,657 I'm going up to my farm where I can relax. 226 00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:49,317 Birds, trees, new-mown hay, the simple life. 227 00:13:49,461 --> 00:13:51,895 Well, anyway, that's what I need. 228 00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:54,829 Oh, when you find that kid, be sure you get the contract signed. 229 00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:58,300 Pay her anything she wants! Well, within reason. 230 00:13:58,470 --> 00:14:01,462 If you make any mistakes, I'm going to tear your head off and use it for a doorstop. 231 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:05,041 - Okay, chief. You know me. - I'm still regretting it. 232 00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:36,503 Now you're going to meet your Aunt Miranda. 233 00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:38,576 I wonder if she'll like me. 234 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,770 You be nice to her, and she'll be nice to you. 235 00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:42,847 Uncle Harry... 236 00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:46,543 is this where my mother used to live when she was a little girl? 237 00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:48,550 Yup. 238 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:51,155 I think I'm going to like it here. 239 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,225 Wait for me. 240 00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:12,406 How do you do? I guess you must be my Aunt Miranda. 241 00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:16,275 Heavens above. It's Bess's child. 242 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:20,613 - How did you ever get here? - Oh, we drove up on the village bus. 243 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,448 "We"? Who's we? 244 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,920 Why, Uncle Harry and I. 245 00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:27,821 There ought to be a law against loose planks. 246 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,793 - It's a miracle I'm still alive. - It's no miracle. 247 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,366 It's a calamity. I suppose you want something, as usual. 248 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,731 Let's not start by quarreling, Miranda. I'm only going to be here a few minutes. 249 00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:39,768 That's long enough for me. 250 00:15:39,905 --> 00:15:42,465 My, this is a very fine boarding house. 251 00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:44,609 This is no boarding house, honey. 252 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,802 I thought everyone took in roomers. 253 00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:48,970 A nice environment you've given her. 254 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:51,309 I want to have my environment fixed. 255 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:54,977 - I'll wager the child hasn't had a bit of food. - Oh, yes, I have. 256 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,985 Uncle Harry bought me a candy bar. 257 00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,987 Candy bar? 258 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,649 Take the child in the kitchen and get her something decent to eat. 259 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:05,389 - Oh, I can help myself. I'm very self-reliant. - I'm hungry too. 260 00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:07,829 Let's go together, huh? 261 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,958 My name's Rebecca Winstead. What's yours? 262 00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:14,471 - I'm Gwen Warren. We're first cousins. - Oh, are we? 263 00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:18,474 My, it's nice to get-out in the country again. 264 00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:22,011 You certainly have a cozy little place here, Miranda. 265 00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:24,046 Get to the point, Harry. 266 00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:26,276 Well, Miranda, it's this way. 267 00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:29,148 I've had Rebecca on my hands for some time now. 268 00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:33,349 It's been quite a burden. Of course, I'm only too glad to take care of the child. 269 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:36,393 Although she really isn't my own, you might say. 270 00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:39,622 But lately I've had several financial reverses, and I thought- 271 00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:43,531 You're trying to tell me you want me to take the child off your hands. 272 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:48,038 I'd hardly put it that way, Miranda, but that's the general idea. 273 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,107 Listen to me, Harry Kipper. 274 00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:54,406 I'll take Rebecca, but only on one condition. 275 00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:58,573 Promise to let me have her for good, so I can give her the right kind of upbringing. 276 00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:01,277 I don't want her to come to a bad end like her mother. 277 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,479 Now, now, your sister didn't do so bad. 278 00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:06,182 - You're just against show people. - Show people! 279 00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:08,759 If Bess hadn't eloped with that opera singer who died without a cent... 280 00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:11,158 she wouldn't have had to marry a no-good like you! 281 00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:13,526 - Now, Miranda. - Don't you "Now, Miranda" me! 282 00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:16,930 Will you promise not to come back here if I take the child? 283 00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:21,438 It's a sacrifice, but I'll go for anything that's good for Rebecca. 284 00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:24,007 - You know me, Miranda. - Yes, I know you. 285 00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:28,910 - You're probably in a hurry. Good-bye. - Oh, just one more thing. 286 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,142 I've been sort of short lately, and I thought that maybe- 287 00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:35,447 I wouldn't lend you a cent if it was to save your life, Harry Kipper. 288 00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:38,283 Well, no harm in asking. 289 00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:41,723 Aunt Miranda, you certainly are a good cook. 290 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:45,660 - Bye-bye, Rebecca. Don't miss me too much. - I won't, Uncle Harry. 291 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:49,290 Well, see you folks in church. 292 00:17:56,041 --> 00:18:00,273 Maybe it's for the best. He has been an awful trial to me. 293 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:03,506 - Take her up to the side room. - Come on, darling. 294 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,651 As long as you live here, you'll wear your hair this way. 295 00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:17,057 I like it. It's so nice and cool. 296 00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:19,858 I wore my hair that way when I was a little girl. 297 00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:22,432 - My, I bet you were pretty. - Now, get along. 298 00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:24,695 See what you can learn about farming. 299 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:28,203 All right. I'll introduce myself to the chickens. 300 00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:36,313 I was considered quite a belle in my day. 301 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:39,144 I'll bet you kicked up your heels when you were young. 302 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,149 The idea. Stuff and nonsense. 303 00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:51,923 Oh, you poor little thing. 304 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,929 I hope you're all right. 305 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,296 Oh, you bent your tail. 306 00:18:56,435 --> 00:19:00,371 I'll fix it. I'm surprised Aunt Miranda lets you wear it curled. 307 00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:05,642 I'll bet you haven't had any breakfast. 308 00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:09,736 I'll ask Aunt Miranda to give you some eggs and bacon. 309 00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:16,085 Oh, there's your breakfast! Hurry up, or there won't be any left. 310 00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:20,789 Oh, that's the wrong way. Come back! 311 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:23,486 Please come back! You'll get lost: 312 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,131 For heaven's sake, where are you? 313 00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:29,200 Don't you want your breakfast? 314 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:33,371 You're a very naughty pig. 315 00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:42,874 Well, hello, stranger. What's your hurry? 316 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,643 I'm sorry, but I was trying to catch our pig. 317 00:19:45,784 --> 00:19:48,548 - Don't you know you're trespassing? - What's that mean? 318 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,552 It means you're very welcome. 319 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:53,214 Thank you, but I must catch our pig. 320 00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:57,021 Wait. I'll round him up. You stay here andhead him off. 321 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,905 Aunt Miranda! Gwen! 322 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,977 - Aunt Miranda! Gwen! - Rebecca, what's the matter? 323 00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:15,705 - They fell in the well. - Who fell in the well? 324 00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:18,281 A pig and the man with the long legs. 325 00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:20,715 - Something wrong, Miss Gwen? - Someone fell in the well. 326 00:20:20,852 --> 00:20:23,446 - Perhaps it's Homer. - No, ma'am. There's Homer now. 327 00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:28,219 - Hello Gwen. What's all the rumpus? - There's a man down there. 328 00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:32,222 It's my boss. Are you hurt, Mr. Kent? 329 00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:35,959 - We're all right. Get a rope. - Let's use the hose. 330 00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:42,240 Ouch: 331 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,967 You might have at least taken the nozzle off. 332 00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:47,008 Okay. Haul away. 333 00:20:47,145 --> 00:20:49,079 Everybody, pull. 334 00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:02,456 - Thank you. - Oh, don't mention it. Nothing at all. 335 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:05,358 Whew. 336 00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:09,092 I hope you'll pardon my appearance. I didn't expect callers. 337 00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:11,725 I'm glad you're not hurt. Or are you? 338 00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:14,804 I'm afraid so. There's a strange feeling right here. 339 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,500 Oh, I hope it doesn't hurt you too much. 340 00:21:17,676 --> 00:21:20,736 You better let Gwen and me put you to bed. 341 00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:22,813 That would be a pleasant experience. 342 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,542 I think Homer can handle the situation. Come on, darling. 343 00:21:25,684 --> 00:21:27,549 I'm sorry she bothered you Mr... 344 00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:31,486 Kent is the name. Anthony Kent. I live here, but this is my first trip of the year. 345 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:34,854 I hope you'll bother again soon. I've got a lot of other tricks. 346 00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:37,791 I'd love to see them. Will you do one now? 347 00:21:37,929 --> 00:21:39,863 I'd better clean up first. How 'bout tomorrow? 348 00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:41,932 Perhaps. Come on, darling. 349 00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:45,366 - Homer, see the ladies to the door. - Yes, sir. 350 00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:48,438 I'll hold the pig. 351 00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:50,507 Over we go. 352 00:21:52,944 --> 00:21:55,378 Gwen! Haven't I told you to keep out of that place? 353 00:21:55,514 --> 00:21:59,041 The place is all right, Auntie. In fact, it's quite nice. 354 00:21:59,184 --> 00:22:02,176 - Besides, I had to help Rebecca. - What were you doing in there? 355 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,482 Now, Miranda, it wasn't her fault. 356 00:22:04,623 --> 00:22:07,558 - Your pig ran away, and she had to chase it. - Is that my pig? 357 00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:10,890 - Yes, Aunt Miranda. - Tell that man to give it to Aloysius. 358 00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:13,463 But he's right here. Why don't you tell him? 359 00:22:13,598 --> 00:22:15,691 'Cause I refuse to speak to him. 360 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:18,268 Aunt Miranda says for you to give the pig to Aloysius... 361 00:22:18,403 --> 00:22:20,462 and she refuses to speak to you. 362 00:22:20,639 --> 00:22:24,040 I'm used to it. She's refused to speak to me for 25 years. 363 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:27,441 You can tell Homer Busby he's not fit to touch my pig... 364 00:22:27,579 --> 00:22:29,877 and he's a no-good loafer! 365 00:22:31,483 --> 00:22:34,043 You're not fit to touch our pig, and you're no-good loafer. 366 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:37,280 - But I don't think so. - I'm glad someone's got a kind word for me. 367 00:22:37,422 --> 00:22:39,287 See you again soon, Rebecca. 368 00:22:39,424 --> 00:22:43,622 - Tell him he will not! - Oh, yes, I will. 369 00:22:43,762 --> 00:22:47,129 After this, stay on your own side of the fence! 370 00:22:47,265 --> 00:22:50,098 Such people! 371 00:22:54,606 --> 00:22:57,939 - What does Homer do? - He takes care of Mr. Kent's place. 372 00:22:58,076 --> 00:23:00,271 Why doesn't Aunt Miranda like him? 373 00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:03,176 Well, a long time ago, Homer asked Aunt Miranda to marry him. 374 00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:05,909 - Is that why she's mad at him? - Not exactly. 375 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:10,112 You see, Homer celebrated so much the night before that he forgot to go to the wedding. 376 00:23:10,255 --> 00:23:13,122 Mr. Kent is very nice too. Don't you think? 377 00:23:13,258 --> 00:23:17,490 We were talking about Homer. Come on. Help me pick berries. 378 00:23:17,629 --> 00:23:20,359 Oh, Aloysius, give Rebecca a pail and show her how to pick berries. 379 00:23:20,499 --> 00:23:21,796 Yes, ma'am. It's a pleasure. 380 00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:22,964 Yes, ma'am. It's a pleasure. 381 00:23:23,101 --> 00:23:26,298 Now, honey, you just watch me. 382 00:23:30,475 --> 00:23:34,377 # If I had one wish to make # 383 00:23:34,513 --> 00:23:36,981 # This is the wish I would choose # 384 00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:39,174 # I'd want an old straw hat # 385 00:23:39,317 --> 00:23:44,653 # A suit of overalls and a worn-out pair of shoes # 386 00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:47,554 # Just let me roam around # 387 00:23:47,692 --> 00:23:50,559 # Laughing at big-city blues # 388 00:23:50,695 --> 00:23:53,721 # With an old straw hat a suit of overalls # 389 00:23:53,865 --> 00:23:57,357 # And a worn-out pair of shoes # 390 00:23:57,502 --> 00:24:00,335 # Howdy, Mr. Brown Ho-hum # 391 00:24:00,472 --> 00:24:03,999 Going fishing? Hope you get a bite. 392 00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:07,339 # Howdy, Mr. Jones Ho-hum # 393 00:24:07,479 --> 00:24:10,312 # How's about a hayride Saturday night # 394 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:14,044 # Say hi-ho the merry... o # 395 00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:17,019 # What have you got What have you got to lose # 396 00:24:17,155 --> 00:24:20,352 # Get an old straw hat a suit of overalls # 397 00:24:20,492 --> 00:24:23,757 # And a worn-out pair of shoes # 398 00:24:32,938 --> 00:24:35,372 - See who's at the door, Homer. - Yes, sir. 399 00:24:42,714 --> 00:24:46,844 - Why hello there. - How do you do, Mr. Busby? I would like to see Mr. Kent. 400 00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:49,852 Well, that might be arranged. Come right on in. 401 00:24:51,690 --> 00:24:54,215 - I'll tell him you're here. - Thank you. 402 00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:56,919 You may tell him Miss Winstead is calling. 403 00:24:57,062 --> 00:24:59,929 Well, that would make it more official. 404 00:25:06,137 --> 00:25:09,334 Uh, that little girl from next door wants to see you, Mr. Kent. 405 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:13,911 - Oh, so I see. - You said you'd announce me as Miss Winstead, Mr. Busby. 406 00:25:14,045 --> 00:25:17,276 You'll have to forgive Homer, Miss Winstead. He's out of practice. 407 00:25:17,415 --> 00:25:19,815 - Oh, that's all right. - Won't you have some breakfast with me? 408 00:25:19,951 --> 00:25:22,385 We had our breakfast a long time ago... 409 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,751 but if it were lunch, I would love to. 410 00:25:24,890 --> 00:25:26,983 Lunch it is then. Homer, lunch for the lady. 411 00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:31,619 I'll try. You know how the cook is about digging up things at the last minute. 412 00:25:33,732 --> 00:25:37,065 The servant problem gets more difficult every day, don't you think? 413 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:39,067 I guess it must be terrible. 414 00:25:39,237 --> 00:25:43,298 - Will you have a glass of milk? - Thank you. I'd like that. 415 00:25:43,475 --> 00:25:45,739 You have an awfully pretty house, Mr. Kent. 416 00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:49,278 I'm glad you like it, Miss Winstead. 417 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,814 My, but that's good. 418 00:25:55,587 --> 00:25:58,647 Don't look now, Miss Winstead, but there's milk on your nose. 419 00:25:58,790 --> 00:26:02,920 Dear me. I don't know how it could have gotten there. 420 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:06,030 - May I? - I guess you better. 421 00:26:06,164 --> 00:26:08,257 - Ah. There you are. - Thank you. 422 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,130 Not at all. Awfully glad you dropped in. 423 00:26:11,269 --> 00:26:13,760 - I can stay for a minute. - Do you have to hurry? 424 00:26:13,939 --> 00:26:18,433 Aunt Miranda won't like it if I'm gone too long. She's sold-fashioned. 425 00:26:18,610 --> 00:26:22,410 Oh. I know just what you mean. 426 00:26:22,547 --> 00:26:25,175 I knew you would if I explained it to you. 427 00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:27,410 This is all I could dig up. 428 00:26:27,552 --> 00:26:31,511 Oh, that's all right. I eat most anything. 429 00:26:31,656 --> 00:26:34,250 My, Mr. Kent, but I'm having a good time. 430 00:26:34,392 --> 00:26:36,257 So am I, Miss Winstead. 431 00:26:36,394 --> 00:26:38,760 I've never enjoyed entertaining a lady so much before. 432 00:26:38,897 --> 00:26:42,298 Thank you. You may call me Rebecca, if you like. 433 00:26:43,668 --> 00:26:46,228 And I'd appreciate it if you'd call me Tony. 434 00:26:46,404 --> 00:26:50,568 Pardon me, madam. Miss Gwen is here and says your lunch is ready at home. 435 00:26:50,742 --> 00:26:53,040 Homer, where are your manners? Ask her in. 436 00:26:53,178 --> 00:26:55,612 I hope Gwen will like it here as much as I do. 437 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:58,476 Rebecca, I grow fonder of you by the minute. Hello there. 438 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,414 I'm sorry to intrude... 439 00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:03,385 but Aunt Miranda got worried when Rebecca didn't come home for lunch. 440 00:27:03,521 --> 00:27:06,922 I'll take the blame. Rebecca dropped in for a call, and I insisted that she stay. 441 00:27:07,058 --> 00:27:08,992 - Won't you sit down? - I'm afraid I can't. 442 00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:11,823 You better, Gwen. The food's awful good. 443 00:27:11,963 --> 00:27:14,864 You really can't afford to pass this up. 444 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,594 All right, but no lunch for me, and I can only stay a minute. 445 00:27:17,736 --> 00:27:20,500 That's what I said, and I'm still here! 446 00:27:20,672 --> 00:27:23,505 Believe it or not, I was hoping I'd see you today. 447 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:26,577 I always say neighbors should be, well, uh, neighborly. 448 00:27:26,711 --> 00:27:30,374 - What do you always say? - I always say that depends on the neighbors. 449 00:27:30,515 --> 00:27:34,952 I can see we're going to get along great: 450 00:27:35,086 --> 00:27:38,078 Hello. Could you direct me to Mr. Kent's house, please? 451 00:27:38,223 --> 00:27:41,215 - You're looking right at it, bub. - Oh, thanks. 452 00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:43,793 Just a minute. I'll have to introduce you first. 453 00:27:43,928 --> 00:27:46,362 Aw, come on. This is important. I'm Mr. Kent's assistant. 454 00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:48,989 Hold your horses, bub, and wait till I introduce you. 455 00:27:49,134 --> 00:27:50,999 Keep your eye on him, Al. 456 00:27:51,136 --> 00:27:54,264 - I got my eyes right on him. - How do you like... Ooh! 457 00:27:54,439 --> 00:27:56,873 Would you mind pointing that the other way? 458 00:27:57,008 --> 00:28:00,705 There's a sort of a simple-looking person outside. 459 00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:04,281 Says he's got to see you. Claims he's your assistant. 460 00:28:04,416 --> 00:28:07,749 - Orville? Will you excuse me a moment? - Sure. 461 00:28:11,923 --> 00:28:14,687 - Could I get you some more turkey, madam? - No, thank you. 462 00:28:14,826 --> 00:28:16,726 I think I have enough. 463 00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:21,365 Well, Orville, I didn't expect to see you down here. 464 00:28:21,499 --> 00:28:24,991 - Nothing's wrong, I hope. - No, everything's going to be okay. 465 00:28:25,170 --> 00:28:27,400 You did find the kid all right, didn't you? 466 00:28:27,572 --> 00:28:30,598 - Well, it's this way. See, the detectives- - Did you find that kid? 467 00:28:30,775 --> 00:28:32,834 - Now, don't get excited. - Did you find her? 468 00:28:33,011 --> 00:28:36,572 - Chief, there are a lot of other kids. - Quit stalling, Orville. 469 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:40,082 - What's happened? - Well, chief, I lost Little Miss America. 470 00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:42,652 What? What do you mean you've lost her? 471 00:28:42,787 --> 00:28:45,221 It wasn't my fault. We went to her address, and she'd gone. 472 00:28:45,356 --> 00:28:47,290 I tell you, we even hired detectives. 473 00:28:47,425 --> 00:28:50,519 - That kid has vanished from the face of the Earth. - That's what you're going to do. 474 00:28:50,662 --> 00:28:53,096 - Do you realize what you've done to me? - No, wait a minute. 475 00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:55,699 - I'll never explain this to Bartlett. - You won't have to. 476 00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:57,859 - I told him already. - You what? 477 00:28:58,002 --> 00:29:01,369 - What did he say? - Well, for a minute he didn't say anything. 478 00:29:01,539 --> 00:29:03,700 Then I couldn't understand him. 479 00:29:03,875 --> 00:29:05,740 Why, you- 480 00:29:09,380 --> 00:29:11,712 Hello, Operator. I want New York. 481 00:29:11,850 --> 00:29:16,116 I want to speak to Mr. Cyrus Bartlett, Ryan Lender 51680. 482 00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:18,119 Informs me... 483 00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:20,121 Yes? 484 00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:22,692 - Mr. Kent on long distance. - Hello? 485 00:29:22,827 --> 00:29:24,692 - Hello. Mr. Bartlett? - Yeah! 486 00:29:24,829 --> 00:29:26,694 This is Kent. Tony Kent. 487 00:29:26,831 --> 00:29:29,698 Look here, Kent, you sold me on the idea of- 488 00:29:36,641 --> 00:29:39,235 ##I'd want an old straw hat a sui9t of overalls ## 489 00:29:39,410 --> 00:29:42,504 Just a minute, Mr. Bartlett. You're going a little too far. 490 00:29:42,647 --> 00:29:44,512 We can straighten out everything. 491 00:29:44,649 --> 00:29:48,016 Why, you-You've ruined- You've scuttled my product! 492 00:29:48,153 --> 00:29:50,018 The failure of this program... 493 00:29:50,155 --> 00:29:54,023 will be an insurmountable affront to the dignity of Crackly Grain Flakes! 494 00:29:54,159 --> 00:29:57,424 And, Kent, I'll get you for this! I'll... I'll... I'll... 495 00:29:57,562 --> 00:30:00,622 # This is the wish I would choose # 496 00:30:00,765 --> 00:30:04,292 # I'd want an old straw hat a suit of overalls # 497 00:30:04,435 --> 00:30:08,132 # And a worn-out pair of shoes # 498 00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:10,934 # Just let me roam around # 499 00:30:11,109 --> 00:30:13,669 # Laughing at big-city blues # 500 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:17,145 # With an old straw hat a suit of overalls # 501 00:30:17,282 --> 00:30:20,809 # And a worn-out pair of shoes # 502 00:30:20,952 --> 00:30:23,386 # Howdy, Mr. Brown Ho-hum # 503 00:30:23,521 --> 00:30:26,115 - Chief! Chief! It's a mirage! - Shut up. 504 00:30:26,257 --> 00:30:28,953 It's the kid! Little Miss America! You got to listen. 505 00:30:31,095 --> 00:30:33,825 # How about a hayride Saturday night # 506 00:30:33,965 --> 00:30:36,331 But, Mr. Bartlett, I've been trying to tell you... 507 00:30:36,467 --> 00:30:38,332 I've got Little Miss America! 508 00:30:38,469 --> 00:30:40,232 Wait. Listen. 509 00:30:40,405 --> 00:30:42,236 - Listen! - ## Get an old straw hat ## 510 00:30:42,607 --> 00:30:46,304 # A suit of overalls and a worn-out pair of shoes # 511 00:30:49,714 --> 00:30:51,773 Hold it. And don't hang up! 512 00:30:51,916 --> 00:30:53,781 Hello? 513 00:30:53,918 --> 00:30:56,409 Homer! Aloysius! Give me a hand! 514 00:30:56,554 --> 00:30:58,715 Oh! 515 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:00,654 Get over here. 516 00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:03,056 Keep playing. Loud. Let's go. 517 00:31:09,434 --> 00:31:11,834 Come on, Rebecca! Come on. Come on, honey. 518 00:31:12,003 --> 00:31:15,439 Sing another chorus right here under the phone. Play it, will ya? 519 00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:17,541 Give it everything you got, honey. 520 00:31:17,675 --> 00:31:20,701 # If I had one wish to make # 521 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:23,541 # This is the wish I would choose # 522 00:31:23,681 --> 00:31:27,048 # I'd want an old straw hat a suit of overalls # 523 00:31:27,185 --> 00:31:29,949 # And a worn-out pair of shoes # 524 00:31:31,356 --> 00:31:34,052 # Just let me roam around # 525 00:31:34,192 --> 00:31:37,059 # Laughing at big-city blues # 526 00:31:37,195 --> 00:31:40,460 # With an old straw hat a suit of overalls # 527 00:31:40,598 --> 00:31:44,227 # And a worn-out pair of shoes # 528 00:31:44,369 --> 00:31:47,600 # Howdy, Mr. Brown Ho-hum # 529 00:31:47,772 --> 00:31:51,139 # Going fishing? Hope you get a bite Yes, indeed, I do # 530 00:31:51,276 --> 00:31:54,370 # Howdy, Mr. Jones Ho-hum # 531 00:31:54,512 --> 00:31:58,175 # How's about a hayride # 532 00:31:58,316 --> 00:32:01,183 # On Saturday night Ho-ho-ho # 533 00:32:01,319 --> 00:32:04,516 # Sing hi-ho, the merry-o # 534 00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:07,420 # What have you got What have you got to lose # 535 00:32:07,558 --> 00:32:10,823 # Get an old straw hat a suit of overalls # 536 00:32:10,962 --> 00:32:13,522 # And a worn-out hat # 537 00:32:13,665 --> 00:32:15,257 # Overalls # 538 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,766 # Shoes # 539 00:32:19,070 --> 00:32:20,935 Did you hear that, Mr. Bartlett? 540 00:32:21,072 --> 00:32:23,939 Of course she's right here. That's what I called to tell you. 541 00:32:24,075 --> 00:32:26,339 Oh, that. Uh, uh- 542 00:32:26,477 --> 00:32:30,072 My assistant was just playing a practical joke. 543 00:32:30,214 --> 00:32:33,615 Oh, you're right. It wasn't very funny. He's never very funny. 544 00:32:33,751 --> 00:32:36,117 Yes, Mr. Bartlett. Everything's fine. 545 00:32:36,254 --> 00:32:38,313 In fact, everything's beautiful. 546 00:32:38,456 --> 00:32:40,321 Good-bye, Mr. Bartlett. 547 00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:42,323 Whew. 548 00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:44,325 Well, I put it over, chief. 549 00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:46,327 I knew I'd find her. 550 00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:49,331 I still can't believe it. Why, it's marvelous. 551 00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:51,332 - But what, Mr. Kent? - It's uncanny! 552 00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:53,835 We had a kid all set for a big program. 553 00:32:54,005 --> 00:32:56,371 She disappeared, and now it turns out to be Rebecca. 554 00:32:56,507 --> 00:32:58,372 Why, it sounds like a fairy tale. 555 00:32:58,509 --> 00:33:00,306 - It is! - I love fairy tales. 556 00:33:00,445 --> 00:33:02,743 My old pal, Rebecca! 557 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,747 I was crazy about you before, but now- Ohh! 558 00:33:05,883 --> 00:33:08,943 Why didn�t you tell me you tried out for my program? 559 00:33:09,087 --> 00:33:10,952 But I didn�t know it was your program. 560 00:33:11,089 --> 00:33:13,455 - Am I going on the radio after all? - You bet you are! 561 00:33:13,591 --> 00:33:15,456 Why, you'll be a sensation. 562 00:33:15,593 --> 00:33:17,993 Oh, I don't think Aunt Miranda will like it. 563 00:33:18,129 --> 00:33:19,994 Don't you worry about Aunt Miranda. 564 00:33:20,131 --> 00:33:22,190 I'll sell her a bill of goods. 565 00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:25,461 Going to have to be a mighty good salesman, Mr. Kent. 566 00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:30,372 Rebecca tells me Aunt Miranda is rather old-fashioned. 567 00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:33,375 - She's mighty peculiar. - I'm glad I brought you, Homer. 568 00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:35,376 Having along an old friend of Aunt Miranda's... 569 00:33:35,513 --> 00:33:37,378 ought to get me off on the right foot. 570 00:33:37,515 --> 00:33:40,382 I'm warn you again... It won't none to have me along. 571 00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:44,249 I've known Miranda for 25 years, and I can't rightly say understand her yet. 572 00:33:44,389 --> 00:33:47,256 - Maybe I'd better wait out here. - Wait a minute. 573 00:33:47,392 --> 00:33:50,259 That's no way to talk to the chief. Where's your loyalty? 574 00:33:50,395 --> 00:33:52,260 We got to pull together. 575 00:33:52,397 --> 00:33:55,696 Orville, I think you'd better pull from out here, where you can't do any damage. 576 00:33:55,833 --> 00:33:57,767 Oh, now, chief- 577 00:34:00,138 --> 00:34:01,935 Hello. 578 00:34:02,073 --> 00:34:03,938 Have you told Aunt Miranda anything yet? 579 00:34:04,075 --> 00:34:07,670 No. Gwen thought it would be better to surprise her. 580 00:34:07,812 --> 00:34:11,270 - Aunt Miranda isn't in a very good humor today. - Oh-oh. 581 00:34:13,317 --> 00:34:15,182 Where are you going, Homer? 582 00:34:15,319 --> 00:34:17,184 It just came to me sort of sudden-like. 583 00:34:17,321 --> 00:34:19,687 Maybe I'd be in the way, hmm? 584 00:34:19,824 --> 00:34:21,758 I'm depending on you. 585 00:34:33,204 --> 00:34:35,069 Aunt Miranda, this is Mr. Kent. 586 00:34:35,206 --> 00:34:37,470 How do you do, Miss Wilkins? How are you? 587 00:34:37,608 --> 00:34:39,974 What's that man doing in my house? 588 00:34:42,980 --> 00:34:46,006 - Why, l... l...That is, l... - Now, Miranda... 589 00:34:46,150 --> 00:34:49,449 Rebecca, tell that man to get out of my house. 590 00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:52,579 I think Aunt Miranda wants you to leave, Mr. Busby. 591 00:34:52,723 --> 00:34:55,089 All right. I guess I can take a hint. 592 00:34:55,226 --> 00:34:58,992 But you can tell her for me it isn�t Christian to hold a grudge so long. 593 00:34:59,130 --> 00:35:02,293 - Mr. Busby says it isn't Christian to hold a- - I heard him. 594 00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:04,731 You did? 595 00:35:04,869 --> 00:35:07,736 Mr. Kent, I don't thank you for bringing that no-good- 596 00:35:07,905 --> 00:35:09,770 Auntie, I don't think Mr. Kent understands. 597 00:35:09,907 --> 00:35:13,399 I assure you, I had no idea there'd been a breach between you and Mr. Busby. 598 00:35:13,578 --> 00:35:17,412 Breach? I don't even know that Mr. Busby's on Earth. 599 00:35:18,749 --> 00:35:20,614 I quite understand, Miss Wilkins. 600 00:35:20,751 --> 00:35:23,618 I can see now there couldn't possibly be any community of interest... 601 00:35:23,754 --> 00:35:26,814 between a lady of your background and a man like Homer. 602 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:30,121 Hmm. Won't you sit down, young man? 603 00:35:30,261 --> 00:35:32,195 Thank you, Miss Wilkins. 604 00:35:33,631 --> 00:35:35,792 I knew you'd like Tony, Aunt Miranda. 605 00:35:35,933 --> 00:35:37,457 Tony? 606 00:35:37,602 --> 00:35:40,469 Yes. That's short for Anthony. 607 00:35:40,638 --> 00:35:43,505 I have a great surprise for you, Miss Wilkins. 608 00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:46,007 I've been connected with radio a long time... 609 00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:49,011 but never have I met a more talented child than Rebecca. 610 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:52,014 Fortunately, she's just what we need for a big program we're starting. 611 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:56,382 - Why, Rebecca's personality and voice are two of the most... - Just a minute, young man! 612 00:35:56,521 --> 00:36:00,048 Are you trying to tell me you want to put Rebecca on the radio? 613 00:36:00,191 --> 00:36:03,820 Why, yes, on a very important program. A nationwide hookup- 614 00:36:03,961 --> 00:36:07,328 - Get out of here! - B... B... But, Miss Wilkins, I don't understand. l... 615 00:36:07,465 --> 00:36:09,330 Auntie, please listen to Mr. Kent. 616 00:36:09,467 --> 00:36:11,833 I want to go on the radio so bad. 617 00:36:11,969 --> 00:36:15,097 - You keep out this - This is a very important opportunity for Rebecca. 618 00:36:15,273 --> 00:36:17,332 - Surely you can't say no. - Oh, can't I? 619 00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:19,738 Well, just listen to this, Mr. Kent... No! 620 00:36:19,877 --> 00:36:23,540 I know what you theatrical people are- a no-good lot: 621 00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:26,548 I took Rebecca out of that unwholesome atmosphere... 622 00:36:26,684 --> 00:36:29,050 and I'm not going to put her back into it. 623 00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:31,553 She's going to stay right here where I can keep an eye on her. 624 00:36:31,689 --> 00:36:34,556 - But, Miss Wilkins, I... _ Mr. Kent, I'm asking you to leave. 625 00:36:34,692 --> 00:36:38,560 - If that's the way you feel, there's nothing more to say. - Indeed, there isn't. 626 00:36:38,696 --> 00:36:41,961 All right, Miss Wilkins, but you're making a serious mistake. 627 00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:49,805 I don't want to hear this subject mentioned again. 628 00:36:49,941 --> 00:36:52,307 And, Rebecca, if you go near that man again... 629 00:36:52,443 --> 00:36:55,310 I'll take you over my knee and give you a spanking you'll never forget. 630 00:36:55,446 --> 00:36:57,380 That goes for both of you. 631 00:36:58,916 --> 00:37:00,941 How much you have to pay her, chief? 632 00:37:01,085 --> 00:37:03,212 Pay her? Why, we didn't even get her. 633 00:37:03,354 --> 00:37:06,346 Tony! Waite minute! 634 00:37:08,092 --> 00:37:10,959 The charming Miss Wilkins practically tore my head off. 635 00:37:11,095 --> 00:37:13,962 - She was awfully mean to you, Tony. - It looks hopeless. 636 00:37:14,098 --> 00:37:17,261 Once Aunt Miranda makes up her mind, she's too stubborn to change it. 637 00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:20,598 I've been trying to change it for 25 years. 638 00:37:20,771 --> 00:37:24,605 I'm afraid this is good-bye. I've got to get back to New York and straighten out this mess. 639 00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:26,334 We're sorry you're going. 640 00:37:26,510 --> 00:37:29,775 I'm none too happy over it myself, but I'll be back. 641 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:31,779 Good-bye, Tony. 642 00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:35,511 I wish I could sing you over the telephone, like I did to Mr. Bartlett. 643 00:37:35,653 --> 00:37:37,518 - Tony, why not? - What do you mean? 644 00:37:37,655 --> 00:37:40,089 Broadcast from here. It's possible, isn't it? 645 00:37:40,224 --> 00:37:43,557 Why, yes, it could be done by remote control. 646 00:37:43,694 --> 00:37:46,561 Sure, chief!. We could run wires down like we did on the courthouse. 647 00:37:46,697 --> 00:37:48,995 Then the kid could stay in the program. 648 00:37:49,133 --> 00:37:52,569 Oh, please try it. With all her talent, Rebecca deserves a chance. 649 00:37:52,703 --> 00:37:54,568 Oh, Tony, please do! 650 00:37:54,739 --> 00:37:58,300 It's insane, but I don't see why it won't work. 651 00:38:00,344 --> 00:38:02,904 Uh-oh. What about Aunt Miranda? 652 00:38:03,047 --> 00:38:06,539 Well, we won't tell her. And you can Depend on us to keep her in the dark. 653 00:38:06,684 --> 00:38:09,551 You bet we will. We're very "inescapable." 654 00:38:11,689 --> 00:38:15,216 I don't know. Miranda's a mighty peculiar woman. 655 00:38:18,362 --> 00:38:20,262 # Crackly Grain Flakes # 656 00:38:20,398 --> 00:38:22,229 #The breakfast food of the land # 657 00:38:22,366 --> 00:38:24,231 # Crackly Grain Flakes # 658 00:38:24,368 --> 00:38:26,131 #Are what the people demand # 659 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:29,398 #What did the white man fight and die for # 660 00:38:29,573 --> 00:38:31,507 # What did he sign for # 661 00:38:31,642 --> 00:38:34,611 #What things today do babies cry for # 662 00:38:34,779 --> 00:38:36,679 # Crackly Grain Flakes # 663 00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:38,714 # The very cream of the crop # 664 00:38:38,849 --> 00:38:40,783 # Crackly Grain Flakes # 665 00:38:40,918 --> 00:38:42,681 # In every market and shop # 666 00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:44,685 # They're so tasty # 667 00:38:44,822 --> 00:38:47,086 # Just like pastry # 668 00:38:47,224 --> 00:38:49,089 # Why not try them# 669 00:38:49,226 --> 00:38:51,160 # Go and buy them # 670 00:38:51,295 --> 00:38:56,426 # Crackly Grain Flakes are the top # 671 00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:01,002 - You've just heard the Crackly Grain Flake... - Never mind the commercial. 672 00:39:01,138 --> 00:39:02,901 Boys, that was a swell rehearsal. 673 00:39:03,074 --> 00:39:05,941 Knock off and get your feed. We go on the air in a couple of hours. 674 00:39:11,749 --> 00:39:13,614 Come and get it! 675 00:39:13,751 --> 00:39:17,209 You'd better relax too. It won't be long now, Rebecca. Nervous? 676 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:21,792 Of course not. I never get nervous. I'm very self-reliant. 677 00:39:21,926 --> 00:39:26,192 I don't mind saying I'm shaking like a leaf. 678 00:39:27,631 --> 00:39:29,496 Well, well! 679 00:39:29,633 --> 00:39:31,498 If it isn't Farmer Gray. 680 00:39:31,635 --> 00:39:33,500 How are all the crops? 681 00:39:33,671 --> 00:39:37,038 - Nice of you to show up for the broadcast anyway. - Darling, don't be that way. 682 00:39:37,174 --> 00:39:39,540 I suppose I should cheer when you miss a rehearsal. 683 00:39:39,677 --> 00:39:44,080 - Now you know how I feel when you keep me waiting! - Uh, Miss Warren, Miss Lee. 684 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:46,115 Miss Lee is an old friend. 685 00:39:46,250 --> 00:39:48,775 - How do you do, Miss Lee? - Hello, Miss Warren. 686 00:39:48,919 --> 00:39:51,046 I've always wanted to meet a farmer's daughter. 687 00:39:51,188 --> 00:39:54,680 Ig led known you were coming, I'd have worn my sun bonnet. 688 00:39:54,825 --> 00:39:57,692 And this is Rebecca, the star of our program. 689 00:39:57,828 --> 00:40:00,194 Oh, isn't she cute. How old are you, little one? 690 00:40:00,331 --> 00:40:02,196 I'm eight. How old are you? 691 00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:04,767 That's a question you must never ask a lady. 692 00:40:04,902 --> 00:40:07,632 Oh. I guess you must be pretty old. 693 00:40:07,805 --> 00:40:09,636 Sweet little thing, isn't she? 694 00:40:09,774 --> 00:40:12,641 We'd better be going Before Aunt Miranda gets suspicious. 695 00:40:12,777 --> 00:40:15,644 That's right. We don't want anything like that to happen. 696 00:40:15,780 --> 00:40:18,943 Don't worry about a thing. Homer and I know exactly what to do. 697 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:22,450 That was a sweet greeting. You practically broke my arm when I tried to kiss you. 698 00:40:22,586 --> 00:40:25,453 - Couldn't you have at least waited until they'd gone? - Oh, so that's it. 699 00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:28,456 A barnyd romance. No wonder you wanted to broadcast from this outpost. 700 00:40:28,592 --> 00:40:30,958 That blonde hayseed's got you doing nip-ups. 701 00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:33,962 - Don't start anything, Lola. That kid means a lot to me. - Yeah? 702 00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:35,963 Which kid are you talking about? 703 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:38,967 - Chief, I couldn't find Lola anywhere. - Keep looking, Orville. 704 00:40:39,136 --> 00:40:41,627 - You'll find her. - Not if I can help it. 705 00:40:41,806 --> 00:40:43,671 Oh! Lola! 706 00:40:43,808 --> 00:40:45,673 I'm sure glad to see you. 707 00:40:45,810 --> 00:40:47,505 - Thanks, my pet. - Lola. 708 00:40:50,014 --> 00:40:53,245 - There's something I've been wanting to tell you. - Shoot. 709 00:40:53,384 --> 00:40:56,581 Maybe I better tell you some other time. 710 00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:59,086 Aw, come on, Orville. Let's have it. 711 00:40:59,223 --> 00:41:01,453 Well, I don't know whether I should... 712 00:41:01,592 --> 00:41:03,457 because this is sort of a secret. 713 00:41:03,594 --> 00:41:05,459 I won't tell a soul. 714 00:41:05,596 --> 00:41:07,962 Well, uh, there�s a certain party... 715 00:41:08,098 --> 00:41:10,225 that's crazy about you. 716 00:41:10,367 --> 00:41:12,232 - Yes? - Yes. 717 00:41:12,403 --> 00:41:14,337 And because of certain circumstances... 718 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:17,873 this party is afraid to tell you just how he feels. 719 00:41:18,042 --> 00:41:20,010 Oh, how ridiculous. 720 00:41:20,177 --> 00:41:24,238 Why, when a man loves a girl, he should take her in his arms, smother her with kisses... 721 00:41:24,381 --> 00:41:26,474 and tell her he adores her. 722 00:41:26,617 --> 00:41:28,676 All right then. I will. 723 00:41:28,819 --> 00:41:32,016 Lola, I adore you. 724 00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:34,021 Oh! 725 00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:36,752 - Were you talking about yourself? - Sure, Lola. 726 00:41:36,894 --> 00:41:39,488 - Couldn't you go for a guy like me? - Yeah, with an ax. 727 00:41:39,630 --> 00:41:42,565 With an- I was afraid of that. 728 00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:45,635 - I guess the only one you can see is Tony. - That's right. 729 00:41:45,769 --> 00:41:48,237 We'll be seeing it with orange blossoms any day now. 730 00:41:48,372 --> 00:41:50,670 - Well, congratulations. - Aw, Cheer, Orville. 731 00:41:50,808 --> 00:41:54,039 Let's run over the number. Pete, will you give us "Alone With You," please? 732 00:41:56,547 --> 00:42:00,108 # I've always known that three's a crowd # 733 00:42:00,251 --> 00:42:03,186 # Only two may dance # 734 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:08,257 # Only two romance # 735 00:42:08,392 --> 00:42:11,828 # So when I see you in a crowd # 736 00:42:11,962 --> 00:42:15,830 # I'm not satisfied # 737 00:42:15,966 --> 00:42:20,733 Till I reach you side# 738 00:42:20,905 --> 00:42:25,399 # Atone with you # 739 00:42:25,576 --> 00:42:29,637 # I don't know the meaning of time # 740 00:42:29,780 --> 00:42:33,443 # Alone with you # 741 00:42:33,584 --> 00:42:38,317 # I'm yours without reason or rhyme # 742 00:42:38,455 --> 00:42:41,288 # I'd be content to be sent # 743 00:42:41,425 --> 00:42:45,691 # To an island in the sea # 744 00:42:45,829 --> 00:42:49,788 # If I had you with me # 745 00:42:49,934 --> 00:42:54,064 # How lucky I would be# 746 00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:58,265 # Alone with you # 747 00:42:58,442 --> 00:43:02,139 # I'll have everything that need# 748 00:43:02,279 --> 00:43:06,238 # I always knew # 749 00:43:06,383 --> 00:43:11,218 # I'd follow wherever you leag # 750 00:43:11,355 --> 00:43:15,314 # So ring the bells in the steeple # 751 00:43:15,459 --> 00:43:18,758 # Tell all the people # 752 00:43:18,896 --> 00:43:22,593 # That we are one # 753 00:43:22,733 --> 00:43:26,726 # And I've begun # 754 00:43:26,904 --> 00:43:29,805 # To live in the heaven # 755 00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:34,536 # Alone with you # 756 00:43:34,678 --> 00:43:38,512 - # Alone # - # Alone with you # 757 00:43:38,649 --> 00:43:42,176 # I don't know the meaning of time # 758 00:43:42,319 --> 00:43:46,085 - # Alone # - # Alone with you # 759 00:43:46,223 --> 00:43:50,592 # I'm yours without reason or rhyme # 760 00:43:50,728 --> 00:43:53,561 # I'd be content to be sent # 761 00:43:53,697 --> 00:43:57,758 # To an island in the sea # 762 00:43:57,901 --> 00:44:01,200 # If I had you with me # 763 00:44:01,372 --> 00:44:04,205 # How lucky I would be Ho-ho # 764 00:44:04,341 --> 00:44:07,037 # Ho-ho, alone # 765 00:44:07,177 --> 00:44:09,338 # Alone with you # 766 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,916 # I'd have everything that I need # 767 00:44:13,050 --> 00:44:16,781 # I always knew # 768 00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:21,584 # I'd follow wherever you lead # 769 00:44:21,725 --> 00:44:25,422 # So ring the bells in the steeple # 770 00:44:25,562 --> 00:44:28,429 # Tell all the people # 771 00:44:28,565 --> 00:44:31,625 # That we are one # 772 00:44:31,769 --> 00:44:37,002 # And I've begun # 773 00:44:37,174 --> 00:44:40,007 # To live in the heaven # 774 00:44:40,144 --> 00:44:43,045 - # Alone # - # Alone # 775 00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:51,087 # With you # 776 00:44:51,422 --> 00:44:54,016 Rebecca should be here now. She goes on in five minutes. 777 00:44:54,158 --> 00:44:56,388 - She'll be here, all right. - I hope so. 778 00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:59,462 - What if she can't make it? - I've got a two-minute emergency ready. 779 00:44:59,596 --> 00:45:01,689 - After that, we're sunk. - Oh. 780 00:45:01,832 --> 00:45:06,496 - You didn't, by any chance, have anything to do with this? - I didn't do a thing. 781 00:45:06,670 --> 00:45:10,572 So the doctor said to me, "Mrs. Turner, in my 20 years of practice... 782 00:45:10,741 --> 00:45:13,107 I've never seen a case like yours before." 783 00:45:13,243 --> 00:45:16,406 So he called right away, and they rushed me to the hospital. 784 00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:20,574 What's gotten into you, Rebecca? You've been yawning and fidgeting ever since dinner. 785 00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:23,346 I'm so sleepy... 786 00:45:23,487 --> 00:45:25,421 and this horsehair tickles. 787 00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:29,788 Where are your manners, child? I don't know what ails her, Mrs. Turner. 788 00:45:29,927 --> 00:45:33,226 - Don't you think Rebecca ought to go to bed? - Might as well. 789 00:45:33,363 --> 00:45:35,263 Better than falling asleep here in our laps. 790 00:45:35,399 --> 00:45:37,026 Good night! 791 00:45:38,168 --> 00:45:41,262 Rebecca! Come right back here! 792 00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,704 Didn't you forget something, Rebecca? 793 00:45:45,843 --> 00:45:47,708 Oh, yes. I'm sorry. 794 00:45:47,845 --> 00:45:50,905 Good night, Reverend Turner. Good night, Mrs. Turner. 795 00:45:51,048 --> 00:45:54,313 Land's sakes. I never did see a child so eager to go to bed. 796 00:45:54,451 --> 00:45:56,715 I think I'll go up and help her. 797 00:45:56,854 --> 00:45:59,118 Since when couldn't Rebecca undress herself? 798 00:45:59,256 --> 00:46:02,384 - But the poor little thing's so sleepy. - Well! 799 00:46:15,405 --> 00:46:17,839 Gwen, there's something wrong with my whistler. 800 00:46:17,975 --> 00:46:20,341 If mine's out of order, we're sunk. 801 00:46:23,647 --> 00:46:26,138 - That's the signal. - Let's go. 802 00:46:37,895 --> 00:46:42,332 - You Hold it steady, Al. I'll go up and get her. - If I don't hold it, skip it. 803 00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:54,675 We're late. What kept you? 804 00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:57,212 - Mrs. Turner's operation. - Is the ladder safe? 805 00:46:57,347 --> 00:47:00,714 - I built it myself. - Just the same, you better hold it up from here. 806 00:47:05,222 --> 00:47:07,087 Shh. 807 00:47:12,062 --> 00:47:14,496 You better get her on it. 808 00:47:32,149 --> 00:47:35,016 Come on, honey. We've got to hurry. Program is half over now. 809 00:47:49,733 --> 00:47:54,329 - Gwen! - Hang on. 810 00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:59,365 - Yes, Auntie? - What's going on up there? 811 00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:02,171 Oh, it's nothing. I just knocked over a rocking chair. 812 00:48:02,312 --> 00:48:04,712 Well, you're old enough to know better. 813 00:48:04,848 --> 00:48:06,713 Yes, Auntie. 814 00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:25,599 Shh. 815 00:48:30,474 --> 00:48:32,339 That was a close call. 816 00:48:32,476 --> 00:48:35,877 You better stay up here until they bring Rebecca back. 817 00:48:42,185 --> 00:48:44,119 This way, dear. 818 00:48:49,026 --> 00:48:51,756 The doctor told me he operated just in time. 819 00:48:51,895 --> 00:48:56,389 - Have another piece of kake. - I've already had two. 820 00:48:56,533 --> 00:49:00,264 - You've had three, but you're welcome. - Oh, that reminds me. 821 00:49:00,437 --> 00:49:02,302 Henry, what time is it? 822 00:49:02,439 --> 00:49:05,408 Surely you're not thinking of leaving, Mts. Turner? 823 00:49:05,575 --> 00:49:10,376 Oh, no, but I did want to hear that new Crackly Grain Flakes Hour on the radio. 824 00:49:10,514 --> 00:49:12,277 8:10, dear. 825 00:49:12,416 --> 00:49:14,384 Oh, my. It's started already. 826 00:49:14,518 --> 00:49:18,887 - Uh, may I? - Well, no. It's not working, I don't think. 827 00:49:19,022 --> 00:49:22,185 There was nothing wrong with it this morning, I'm sorry to say. 828 00:49:22,326 --> 00:49:25,261 And now, ladies and gentlemen, the high spot of our program. 829 00:49:25,395 --> 00:49:29,058 Crackly Grain Flakes takes pleasure in presenting everybody's little girl... 830 00:49:29,199 --> 00:49:31,531 healthy, happy Little Miss America. 831 00:49:31,668 --> 00:49:35,604 Her first song will be "Come and Get Your Happiness." 832 00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:47,306 # Why are grown-up people's faces wrinkled # 833 00:49:47,451 --> 00:49:49,817 # Like a lot of prunes # 834 00:49:49,953 --> 00:49:54,481 # Money, money That's what chases them around like crazy loons # 835 00:49:54,624 --> 00:49:58,025 # I thing they make a big mistake # 836 00:49:58,161 --> 00:50:00,755 # Wealth and happiness that counts # 837 00:50:00,897 --> 00:50:04,993 # Are free to all in large amounts # 838 00:50:05,135 --> 00:50:09,071 # There's millions worth of golden sunbeams # 839 00:50:09,206 --> 00:50:12,733 # That everybody can possess # 840 00:50:12,909 --> 00:50:16,367 # All God's children got success # 841 00:50:16,546 --> 00:50:19,572 # Come and get your happiness # 842 00:50:19,716 --> 00:50:23,550 #There's billions worth of silver moonbeams # 843 00:50:23,687 --> 00:50:27,350 # Enough for everyone I guess # 844 00:50:27,491 --> 00:50:31,018 # What's a million more or less # 845 00:50:31,161 --> 00:50:34,255 # Come and get your happiness # 846 00:50:34,398 --> 00:50:38,164 # Almond the wildwood of your happy childhood # 847 00:50:38,301 --> 00:50:41,395 #Where you were Jill and Jacks # 848 00:50:41,571 --> 00:50:45,507 # In rangy britches there's a lot of riches # 849 00:50:45,675 --> 00:50:49,076 # On which you don't pay any income tax # 850 00:50:49,246 --> 00:50:52,807 # So get under that blue heaven # 851 00:50:52,949 --> 00:50:55,975 # Away from trouble and distress # 852 00:50:56,119 --> 00:50:59,646 # Just find Mother Nature's address # 853 00:50:59,790 --> 00:51:02,691 # And come and get your happiness # 854 00:51:04,094 --> 00:51:07,860 There's millions worth of golden sunshine# 855 00:51:07,998 --> 00:51:09,932 # Millions worth of golden sunshine # 856 00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:11,932 #That everybody can possess# 857 00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:15,129 # Same for you and me that everybody can possess # 858 00:51:15,305 --> 00:51:17,170 #All God's children # 859 00:51:17,307 --> 00:51:19,434 # Come and get your happiness # 860 00:51:19,609 --> 00:51:24,740 - #There's billions worth of silver moonbeams # - #Billions worth of moonbeams # 861 00:51:24,881 --> 00:51:28,146 - # Enough for everyone, I guess # - # Billions, billions Way up in the trillions # 862 00:51:28,285 --> 00:51:31,618 - # What's a million more or less # - # Ahh-ahh, ahh-ahh # 863 00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:34,918 # Come and get your happiness # 864 00:51:35,058 --> 00:51:39,085 # Among the wildwood of your happy childhood # 865 00:51:39,229 --> 00:51:42,426 - # Where you were Jill and Jacks # - # Jill and jacks # 866 00:51:42,566 --> 00:51:45,763 # In rangy britches there's a lot of riches # 867 00:51:45,902 --> 00:51:49,998 # On which you don't pay any income tax # 868 00:51:50,173 --> 00:51:54,371 - # So get under that blue heaven # - # Under blue heaven # 869 00:51:54,511 --> 00:51:57,105 - # Away from trouble and distress # - # It's an empty bubble # 870 00:51:57,247 --> 00:52:00,683 - # Just find Mother Nature's address # - # Nature's address # 871 00:52:00,817 --> 00:52:04,810 # And come and get your happiness # 872 00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:09,255 # Come and get your happiness # 873 00:52:10,393 --> 00:52:12,861 - Isn't she cute? - A remarkable child. 874 00:52:12,996 --> 00:52:16,261 # Millions worth of golden sunshine # 875 00:52:16,399 --> 00:52:18,367 Well, that sounds like Rebecca. 876 00:52:18,502 --> 00:52:22,302 Why, that's ridiculous, Auntie. 877 00:52:22,472 --> 00:52:26,203 # Come and get your happiness # 878 00:52:26,343 --> 00:52:30,245 - # There's billions worth of silver moonbeams # - # Billions worth of moonbeams # 879 00:52:30,413 --> 00:52:34,042 - # Enough for everyone, I guess # - # Billions, billions Way up in three trillions # 880 00:52:34,184 --> 00:52:37,711 #What's a million more or less # 881 00:52:37,854 --> 00:52:41,415 # Come and get your happiness # 882 00:52:41,558 --> 00:52:44,823 # Among the wildwood of your happy childhood # 883 00:52:44,961 --> 00:52:48,397 - # When you were Jill and Jacks # - # Jill and Jacks # 884 00:52:48,532 --> 00:52:52,525 # In rangy britches there's a lot of riches # 885 00:52:52,669 --> 00:52:56,105 # On which you don't pay any income tax # 886 00:52:56,273 --> 00:52:59,800 - # So get under that blue heaven # - # Under blue heaven # 887 00:52:59,976 --> 00:53:03,571 - # Away from trouble and distress # - # It's an empty bubble # 888 00:53:03,713 --> 00:53:06,705 - # Just find Mother Nature's address # - # Nature's address # 889 00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:10,752 # And come and get your happiness # 890 00:53:10,887 --> 00:53:14,220 # Come and get your happiness # 891 00:53:14,524 --> 00:53:18,221 Land's sakes, that�s peculiar! 892 00:53:18,361 --> 00:53:20,852 If I didn't know Rebecca was upstairs in bed... 893 00:53:20,997 --> 00:53:23,431 I'd swear that was her voice on the radio. 894 00:53:23,567 --> 00:53:27,264 Well, it did sound like Rebecca, but of course it couldn't possibly be. 895 00:53:33,076 --> 00:53:36,739 Maybe not, but she's gotten mighty heavy all of a sudden. 896 00:53:38,048 --> 00:53:39,913 Now, Auntie... 897 00:53:54,397 --> 00:53:56,558 Rebecca? Are you asleep? 898 00:53:56,700 --> 00:53:58,895 Yes, Auntie. 899 00:54:04,307 --> 00:54:07,799 - Homer Busby, get off that bed! - Miranda. 900 00:54:09,446 --> 00:54:11,880 - You're talking to me. - Course I'm talking to you. 901 00:54:12,015 --> 00:54:16,782 - Take me to Rebecca. - I've waited we years for this moment. 902 00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:20,287 - Fiddlesticks. - Oh, don't be stubborn any longer. 903 00:54:20,423 --> 00:54:23,017 We're wasting the best gears of our livers. 904 00:54:23,159 --> 00:54:25,354 Homer Busby, you're revolting. 905 00:54:25,495 --> 00:54:28,089 Come on, Mirandy. Give in. 906 00:54:28,231 --> 00:54:30,825 How do I know I can trust you after the way you acted? 907 00:54:30,967 --> 00:54:33,731 I swear I'll never keep you waiting again. 908 00:54:33,903 --> 00:54:36,064 Give me one more chance. 909 00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:39,800 Are you sure you got all the wild oats out of your system? 910 00:54:39,976 --> 00:54:42,001 Congratulations, you two. 911 00:54:42,178 --> 00:54:44,738 There's no time for this folderol. Where is she? 912 00:54:44,881 --> 00:54:47,349 Take me to her! Come on! 913 00:54:47,684 --> 00:54:52,121 And now, before we sign off, our little star has another number for you. 914 00:54:52,255 --> 00:54:54,120 What would you like to sing for us? 915 00:54:54,257 --> 00:54:56,225 What would you like me to sing, Mr. Smithers? 916 00:54:56,359 --> 00:54:58,384 I'm sure everyone would like to hear you sing the songs... 917 00:54:58,528 --> 00:55:01,088 - that have made a lot of people happy. - All right. 918 00:55:10,507 --> 00:55:13,567 # My dear radio audience # 919 00:55:13,743 --> 00:55:15,608 # Now I shall do # 920 00:55:15,745 --> 00:55:20,512 # Some of the songs I've had the pleasure of introduction to you # 921 00:55:20,650 --> 00:55:24,177 # It was not so very long ago # 922 00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:26,516 # When you heard this little ditty # 923 00:55:26,656 --> 00:55:29,819 # On your radio, oh # 924 00:55:29,959 --> 00:55:33,190 # On the good ship Lollipop # 925 00:55:33,330 --> 00:55:35,821 # It's a sweet trip to a candy shop # 926 00:55:35,965 --> 00:55:37,899 # Where bonbons play # 927 00:55:38,034 --> 00:55:40,628 # On the sunny beach of Peppermint Bay # 928 00:55:41,738 --> 00:55:44,764 # And do you remember # 929 00:55:44,941 --> 00:55:47,739 # Animal crackers in my soup # 930 00:55:47,877 --> 00:55:50,607 # Monkeys and rabbits loop the loop # 931 00:55:50,747 --> 00:55:53,215 # Gosh, oh, gee but I have fun # 932 00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:56,547 # Swallowing animals one by one # 933 00:55:56,686 --> 00:56:01,623 # And I never ever will forget my grandest thrill # 934 00:56:01,758 --> 00:56:05,319 # The very first time that I sang # 935 00:56:06,563 --> 00:56:10,863 # An ordinary day becomes a holiday # 936 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,298 # When I'm with you # 937 00:56:13,470 --> 00:56:15,529 # Mmm, mmm # 938 00:56:15,705 --> 00:56:19,835 # I have lots of toys but I don't want to play # 939 00:56:20,009 --> 00:56:21,943 # Yes, and I'll never forget it # 940 00:56:22,112 --> 00:56:24,637 # I sat in my daddy's lap and whispered # 941 00:56:24,781 --> 00:56:28,615 # Oh, Daddy, how I miss you # 942 00:56:28,752 --> 00:56:31,880 # You're busy all your life # 943 00:56:32,956 --> 00:56:36,448 # I long to hug and kiss you # 944 00:56:36,593 --> 00:56:39,619 # Marry me and let me be your wife # 945 00:56:40,864 --> 00:56:43,765 #Ah, but it�s great to reminisce # 946 00:56:43,900 --> 00:56:46,460 # When I sang to my little Dutch dolly # 947 00:56:46,603 --> 00:56:49,299 #J ust like this # 948 00:56:49,472 --> 00:56:51,906 # Sometimes I ought to haste you # 949 00:56:52,041 --> 00:56:54,407 # You make me feel so blue # 950 00:56:54,544 --> 00:56:56,910 # But honest I can't haste you # 951 00:56:57,046 --> 00:56:59,708 # When you smile at me main lovely popgun # 952 00:56:59,849 --> 00:57:02,079 # Ach, main goodness # 953 00:57:06,656 --> 00:57:10,057 The clock is ticking the hours away. 954 00:57:10,193 --> 00:57:13,094 # And so, my radio audience # 955 00:57:13,229 --> 00:57:15,493 # The time has come # 956 00:57:15,632 --> 00:57:17,623 # For me to say # 957 00:57:18,768 --> 00:57:22,534 # Good night, my friends # 958 00:57:22,705 --> 00:57:26,334 # The tired old moon is descending # 959 00:57:26,509 --> 00:57:29,808 # Good night, my friends # 960 00:57:29,946 --> 00:57:33,882 # My moment with you now is ending # 961 00:57:37,387 --> 00:57:40,379 And so I must leave you with kindest regards... 962 00:57:40,523 --> 00:57:43,492 from Rebecca and Crackly Grain Flakes... 963 00:57:43,626 --> 00:57:46,060 the grain flake that makes your tummy... 964 00:57:46,196 --> 00:57:48,460 Say yum, yum, yummy. 965 00:57:48,598 --> 00:57:53,160 I want all my little friends to close their eyes and dream... 966 00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:56,272 for in the morning, it's Crackly Grain Flakes... 967 00:57:56,406 --> 00:57:58,374 some sugar and cream. 968 00:57:58,541 --> 00:58:01,635 Eat it with a smile, and life will be worthwhile. 969 00:58:01,778 --> 00:58:03,643 Now, in conclusion... 970 00:58:03,780 --> 00:58:06,806 please join me in singing my theme. 971 00:58:09,018 --> 00:58:12,385 # Good night, my friends # 972 00:58:12,522 --> 00:58:16,049 # Sleep tight, my friends # 973 00:58:16,192 --> 00:58:19,286 # God bless you Pleasant dreams # 974 00:58:20,730 --> 00:58:22,664 Nighty-night. 975 00:58:25,969 --> 00:58:28,767 - That was Rebecca. - Go on. You're daffy. 976 00:58:28,938 --> 00:58:32,465 Oh, am I? I know that kid when I hear. I've heard her a thousand times. 977 00:58:32,642 --> 00:58:34,872 What would she be doing on a big hookup like that? 978 00:58:35,011 --> 00:58:38,105 I told you when you married me you'd be in the dough, didn�t I? 979 00:58:38,248 --> 00:58:40,216 Come on. Get dressed. 980 00:58:47,023 --> 00:58:48,888 Adorable! 981 00:58:49,025 --> 00:58:51,118 Come on, folks. Hurry up. 10:00 train, don't forget. 982 00:58:51,261 --> 00:58:54,594 Miss Winstead, I think you're wonderful. 983 00:58:54,731 --> 00:58:57,996 - You mean, the program was all right? - Who cares about the program? 984 00:58:58,134 --> 00:59:01,399 - Miss Winstead, I love you. - And I love you too, Tony. 985 00:59:01,571 --> 00:59:04,039 I don't know how I ever got along before I met you. 986 00:59:04,207 --> 00:59:07,005 Tony, when I grow up, would you marry me 987 00:59:07,143 --> 00:59:11,807 Rebecca, I've never received a more flattering proposal, but it won't work out. 988 00:59:11,948 --> 00:59:15,111 By the time you're ready to get married, I'll have a long, gray beard. 989 00:59:15,251 --> 00:59:18,584 Then would you marry Gwen? She's almost ready. 990 00:59:18,721 --> 00:59:21,986 Rebecca, will you give me a kiss? 991 00:59:22,125 --> 00:59:24,093 They just can't resist you, can they, Tony? 992 00:59:24,227 --> 00:59:26,195 How 'bout running down to the village with me? 993 00:59:26,329 --> 00:59:29,662 I can't. I've got to wrap up Little Miss America and put her back where I found her. 994 00:59:29,799 --> 00:59:32,324 So far, everything's gone like clockwork. 995 00:59:32,468 --> 00:59:34,936 - I'm afraid the clock's going to stop, Tony. - Huh? 996 00:59:35,071 --> 00:59:39,235 Now, Miss Wilkins, I don't want you to say anything until you hear my side of this. 997 00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:41,570 Young man, what are you going to pay Rebecca? 998 00:59:41,711 --> 00:59:43,201 Well- Huh? 999 00:59:43,379 --> 00:59:46,405 But, Aunt Miranda, I don't want any pay. I love to sing. 1000 00:59:46,549 --> 00:59:48,346 Then you don't mind, Miss Wilkins? 1001 00:59:48,484 --> 00:59:52,944 Course I mind. I'm not going to have my niece a big radio star and not get paid for it. 1002 00:59:53,089 --> 00:59:55,853 You won't have a thing to worry about, Miss Wilkins. I assure you. 1003 00:59:55,992 --> 00:59:58,085 - You're an old dear. - You're a honey, Aunt Miranda. 1004 00:59:58,227 --> 01:00:00,092 - Hmm. - How about me? 1005 01:00:00,229 --> 01:00:02,424 Homer Busby, you're an old fool. 1006 01:00:02,565 --> 01:00:05,033 But you can't wait much longer, Aunt Miranda. 1007 01:00:05,168 --> 01:00:07,102 She's right, Mirandy. 1008 01:00:07,270 --> 01:00:10,205 I got my rig out here if you want to take a ride in the moonlight. 1009 01:00:10,340 --> 01:00:12,274 Go on, Auntie. I'll be along later. 1010 01:00:12,408 --> 01:00:15,343 Homer Busby, you always were impulsive. Come on, Rebecca. 1011 01:00:15,511 --> 01:00:18,036 But, Miranda, I thought that after all these years... 1012 01:00:18,181 --> 01:00:20,706 Nonsense! It's past Rebecca's bedtime and mine too. 1013 01:00:20,850 --> 01:00:22,943 Come along. Good might! 1014 01:00:26,689 --> 01:00:30,591 Tony, darling, if Miss What�s Here Name doesn't mind, I'd like to speak with you. 1015 01:00:30,727 --> 01:00:33,161 - Will you pardon me, Gwen? - Oh, don't bother about me. 1016 01:00:33,296 --> 01:00:35,958 I'll be right back. 1017 01:00:36,099 --> 01:00:37,964 - Oh, hello! - Hello. 1018 01:00:38,101 --> 01:00:40,069 - Gee, it was a swell program, wasn't it? - Yes, it was. 1019 01:00:40,236 --> 01:00:42,363 - Wasn't she wonderful? - Rebecca�s all right. 1020 01:00:42,538 --> 01:00:45,530 - Uh, yes, she is, but I meant Lola. - Oh. 1021 01:00:45,708 --> 01:00:48,643 - Oh, gosh, she's sweet. - So it's like that, is it? 1022 01:00:48,778 --> 01:00:50,905 Well, only on my side. She's crazy about the chief. 1023 01:00:51,047 --> 01:00:53,572 Oh, really? 1024 01:00:53,716 --> 01:00:55,980 Gee, he's a lucky guy. He gets everything guy. 1025 01:00:56,119 --> 01:00:59,816 - Yes, I... I suppose he does. Good night, Orville. - Good night. 1026 01:01:01,057 --> 01:01:03,719 Where's Gwen? 1027 01:01:03,860 --> 01:01:07,489 Oh, think she started for home. 1028 01:01:07,630 --> 01:01:09,495 Gwen. 1029 01:01:11,901 --> 01:01:15,064 - Pardon me, but haven't you forgotten something? - I don't think so. 1030 01:01:15,238 --> 01:01:17,900 Well, think again. A fella named Kent is going to take you home. 1031 01:01:18,074 --> 01:01:20,770 - You think again. - What's wrong? 1032 01:01:20,910 --> 01:01:24,038 - Oh, nothing, nothing at all. - Gwen, what is all this about? 1033 01:01:24,180 --> 01:01:27,513 - Please, it isn't anything. - Tony, darling: 1034 01:01:27,650 --> 01:01:29,515 Is it Lola that's worrying you? 1035 01:01:29,652 --> 01:01:33,179 Lola? Mm-mmm. Let's forget it. Good night. 1036 01:01:40,396 --> 01:01:44,628 Now I'm going to make a gingerbread man. 1037 01:01:44,767 --> 01:01:47,497 Now I think I'll make a moon. 1038 01:01:52,108 --> 01:01:53,973 Now I thing a heart. 1039 01:01:54,110 --> 01:01:57,841 Now a star. 1040 01:02:02,085 --> 01:02:05,543 Gwen, when these are done, let's take some over to Tony. 1041 01:02:05,688 --> 01:02:08,486 Well, I'll be too busy, but you can take some over to him. 1042 01:02:08,624 --> 01:02:11,787 - Don't you like Tony anymore? - Well, of course I like him. 1043 01:02:11,928 --> 01:02:13,793 You sounded like you're mad at him. 1044 01:02:15,198 --> 01:02:17,132 Now, Melba, act nice to the kid. 1045 01:02:17,266 --> 01:02:19,700 You don't have to tell me how to act. 1046 01:02:31,013 --> 01:02:32,878 So, all right, honey. I got it twice. 1047 01:02:33,015 --> 01:02:35,779 - We could sue them for that. - That's an idea. 1048 01:02:35,918 --> 01:02:38,785 Oh, run along, will you, and see who's at the door? 1049 01:02:46,162 --> 01:02:49,563 Hello there, honey. How's tricks? Meet the missus- 1050 01:02:49,699 --> 01:02:52,293 - Your new mother. - How do you do? 1051 01:02:52,435 --> 01:02:55,370 Hello, kid. How about a kiss? - No, Thank you. 1052 01:02:55,505 --> 01:02:58,099 - Fresh, eh? - Aunt Miranda! 1053 01:02:58,274 --> 01:03:00,742 - Aunt Miranda! - What a dump! 1054 01:03:00,910 --> 01:03:03,743 Isn�t it a laugh? Wait till you see Aunt Miranda. She'll kill you. 1055 01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:07,543 - I hope not. - Hey, come on in. Get a load of this. 1056 01:03:11,354 --> 01:03:14,949 - What do you think of it? - I wouldn't like it if I was a moth. 1057 01:03:15,091 --> 01:03:18,060 Well, well! A long time no see, folks. 1058 01:03:18,194 --> 01:03:21,391 Meet the new missus. And this is my attorney Singer. 1059 01:03:21,531 --> 01:03:24,432 - Pleased to meet you. - I thought you weren't coming back here, Harry Kipper. 1060 01:03:24,567 --> 01:03:27,934 It's this way, Miranda. I been doing all right, just got married and all. 1061 01:03:28,104 --> 01:03:30,231 And I'm ready to take Rebecca back now. 1062 01:03:30,406 --> 01:03:35,036 You do no such thing! You gave the child up once, and you can't take her back now. 1063 01:03:35,178 --> 01:03:39,672 Now, now, now, now, Miranda, there's no reason we can't be friendly about this. 1064 01:03:39,816 --> 01:03:41,681 I'd as soon be friendly with a rattlesnake. 1065 01:03:41,818 --> 01:03:44,582 It's obvious you've heard Rebecca on the radio and you're after her money. 1066 01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:48,417 It's Harry's kid, isn�t it? We got more right to her dough than you have. 1067 01:03:48,558 --> 01:03:52,085 Don't let them take me away, Aunt Miranda. I didn't like it with him. 1068 01:03:52,228 --> 01:03:55,925 Now, honey, you'll have a swell time with me. You can have anything you want. 1069 01:03:56,065 --> 01:03:57,589 Then I want to stay here! 1070 01:03:57,733 --> 01:04:00,293 Oh, Mr. Kipper, you can't take Rebecca away. 1071 01:04:00,469 --> 01:04:02,994 She's been happier here than she's ever been in her whole life. 1072 01:04:03,172 --> 01:04:06,733 - Now you get out of my house! - Not without the kid, we don't. 1073 01:04:06,909 --> 01:04:09,878 I don't want to get tough about this, Miranda, but you're asking for it. 1074 01:04:10,046 --> 01:04:11,911 You just try and take her. 1075 01:04:12,048 --> 01:04:14,846 Now, my dear madam, all this yelling isn't going to get us anyplace. 1076 01:04:14,984 --> 01:04:18,818 And don't forget that Mr. Kipper is the child's stepfather and legal guardian. 1077 01:04:18,955 --> 01:04:22,914 The courts of New York have decreed that he shall have custody of the child. 1078 01:04:23,059 --> 01:04:24,924 Here are the papers. 1079 01:04:25,061 --> 01:04:27,359 Now, madam, if you'll take the advice of a lawyer... 1080 01:04:27,496 --> 01:04:30,294 who's looking out for your interest... 1081 01:04:30,433 --> 01:04:35,097 as well as my own client's, you'll see that this child parks her things and gets out of here. 1082 01:04:35,271 --> 01:04:38,638 He's right, Auntie. There's nothing we can do about it now. 1083 01:04:38,774 --> 01:04:42,175 et y pac, kid. Go on. 1084 01:04:42,311 --> 01:04:44,609 I'll help. 1085 01:04:48,284 --> 01:04:52,311 I warn you, Harry Kipper. You better take good care of the child. 1086 01:04:52,455 --> 01:04:54,355 Say, didn't I always treat her right? 1087 01:04:54,490 --> 01:04:57,755 Don't worry. I'll handle the kid like she was my own. 1088 01:05:00,930 --> 01:05:03,057 Sure! 1089 01:05:05,568 --> 01:05:10,062 Maybe if I work hard, Uncle Harry will let me come back for the visit. 1090 01:05:10,239 --> 01:05:12,104 Of course, darling. 1091 01:05:12,241 --> 01:05:15,301 Maybe you and Aunt Miranda can come to the city and see me too. 1092 01:05:15,478 --> 01:05:17,639 You bet we will. 1093 01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:23,074 I guess I won't need these in the city. 1094 01:05:23,219 --> 01:05:25,881 Will you save them for me, for when I come back? 1095 01:05:28,391 --> 01:05:31,792 Don't cry, Gwen. You said you'd come and see me. 1096 01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:35,227 I brought you some cookies to eat on the way. 1097 01:05:35,364 --> 01:05:39,232 Thank you, Aunt Miranda. I'm going to miss your cookies. 1098 01:05:39,368 --> 01:05:43,065 And here's a picture of me, so you won't forget what I look like. 1099 01:05:43,239 --> 01:05:46,265 Of course, it isn't a very good likeness. It was taken 20 years ago. 1100 01:05:46,442 --> 01:05:50,173 - I'll never forget you, Aunt Miranda. - Oh, of course you will. 1101 01:05:52,315 --> 01:05:54,977 Please, Aunt Miranda, I don't want to leave. 1102 01:06:01,057 --> 01:06:03,651 Go on, now. Go on. We haven't got all day. 1103 01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:06,625 Here, honey. 1104 01:06:11,500 --> 01:06:15,596 They're taking enough time. That kid must have more clothes than I've got. 1105 01:06:15,771 --> 01:06:18,968 - All set, kid? - Yes. 1106 01:06:19,141 --> 01:06:22,304 - Come on. - Good-bye, Gwen. Good-bye, Aunt Miranda. 1107 01:06:22,445 --> 01:06:24,345 So long, folks. See you in church. 1108 01:06:26,515 --> 01:06:28,676 Bye, Aloysius. I'm going away. 1109 01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:32,686 - I sure hate to see you go, Miss Rebecca. - Oh, I'll be back. 1110 01:06:32,822 --> 01:06:35,256 Sure, you will, honey. And don't forget this. 1111 01:06:37,927 --> 01:06:39,792 I won't. 1112 01:06:41,998 --> 01:06:43,898 Take good care of yourself, Rebecca. 1113 01:06:44,033 --> 01:06:47,491 I will, Aunt Miranda. I'm very self-reliant. 1114 01:06:47,670 --> 01:06:49,570 Good-bye, darling. 1115 01:06:49,705 --> 01:06:51,570 Come on. 1116 01:07:05,921 --> 01:07:08,014 - Good morning, Gwen. - Hello. Is Mr. Kent home? 1117 01:07:08,157 --> 01:07:10,057 He'll be right out. 1118 01:07:10,192 --> 01:07:14,356 - Well, good morning. - I hate to be a bother, but I had to see you. 1119 01:07:14,497 --> 01:07:16,863 I was hoping I'd see you before I went back to New York. 1120 01:07:16,999 --> 01:07:19,991 - Gwen, what was wrong last night? - Oh, I was rude, and I'm sorry. 1121 01:07:20,136 --> 01:07:22,001 But that isn't what I came over here for. 1122 01:07:22,171 --> 01:07:25,004 Something terrible happened, and you've got to help me. Rebecca's gone. 1123 01:07:25,141 --> 01:07:27,109 Gone? But how? What happened? 1124 01:07:27,276 --> 01:07:29,244 Her stepfather came back with a court order. 1125 01:07:29,412 --> 01:07:31,403 But he can't take her. I'm going to put her under contract. 1126 01:07:31,547 --> 01:07:34,778 It's too late. They've already gone to New York! 1127 01:07:34,917 --> 01:07:37,647 - Come on and pack. We got to get Rebecca. - All right. 1128 01:07:46,529 --> 01:07:50,693 Baby Bath invites you to the premiere of a new series of programs... 1129 01:07:50,833 --> 01:07:54,564 starring that cheerful little earful, Little Miss Universe. 1130 01:07:54,737 --> 01:07:58,537 Remember, if you want your child to have a perfect skin... 1131 01:07:58,674 --> 01:08:01,871 use Baby Bath, The velvet soap. 1132 01:08:02,011 --> 01:08:05,913 To start things off, smiling Frankie Lee and his Baby Bathers... 1133 01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:10,280 bring you that new song sensation, "Wash Your Troubles Away." 1134 01:08:21,330 --> 01:08:24,788 - Here we are, Mr. Purvis. - Well, we're on our way, Kipper. 1135 01:08:24,934 --> 01:08:28,597 You're a lucky man, Mr. Purvis. If you handle the kid right, she'll make you a fortune. 1136 01:08:28,771 --> 01:08:30,636 You're lucky yourself with this contract. 1137 01:08:30,773 --> 01:08:33,264 We'd feel a lot luckier if you'd give us a little advance. 1138 01:08:33,442 --> 01:08:38,345 If Rebecca clicks tonight as she did at rehearsal, you'll get a big, fat check tomorrow. 1139 01:08:38,514 --> 01:08:41,278 I still can't understand why you sold her to me instead of to Kent. 1140 01:08:41,417 --> 01:08:43,282 Well, first come, first serve, Mr. Purvis. 1141 01:08:43,419 --> 01:08:46,388 I've been waiting for a long time to put something over on Tony Kent. 1142 01:08:46,522 --> 01:08:51,824 Will he burn when he hears that his Little Miss America is now my Little Miss Universe. 1143 01:08:55,898 --> 01:08:58,196 Oh, dear. Oh, dear me. 1144 01:09:00,269 --> 01:09:02,794 - Anything wrong, mister? - I'm almost a nervous breakdown. 1145 01:09:02,972 --> 01:09:04,837 I get this way before every program. 1146 01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:07,169 Oh, are you going on the radio now? 1147 01:09:07,309 --> 01:09:09,777 Well, that's just what makes me so nervous. I never know. 1148 01:09:09,945 --> 01:09:11,640 Then why don't you ask somebody? 1149 01:09:11,780 --> 01:09:13,270 Well, they don't know either. 1150 01:09:13,415 --> 01:09:16,384 This is certainly a funny radio station. 1151 01:09:18,020 --> 01:09:20,887 Why, my dear young lady, there's nothing funny about in. 1152 01:09:21,023 --> 01:09:25,517 lim an organist, one of the best, if I may say so. 1153 01:09:25,661 --> 01:09:30,428 - Hamilton Montmarcy. Perhaps you've heard of me? - I don't think so. 1154 01:09:30,566 --> 01:09:33,558 Well, there you are. Nobody has. 1155 01:09:33,702 --> 01:09:36,500 You see, I'm an emergency musician. 1156 01:09:36,672 --> 01:09:38,606 But there's never any emergencies around here. 1157 01:09:38,741 --> 01:09:41,107 You mean, people get sick and can't go on the radio? 1158 01:09:41,243 --> 01:09:45,236 Well, that was the idea when they hated me, but nobody ever gets sick around here. 1159 01:09:45,381 --> 01:09:49,841 I've waited 10 months, and there hasn't been so much as a bad cold. 1160 01:09:49,985 --> 01:09:54,615 Don't worry, Mr. Montmarcy. Somebody�ll be sick any day now! 1161 01:09:54,757 --> 01:09:57,692 I certainly hope sp. 1162 01:09:57,826 --> 01:10:01,819 Oh, dear. Oh, dear, dear, dear. 1163 01:10:06,335 --> 01:10:08,394 - Gwen! Tony! - Hello, honey. 1164 01:10:08,571 --> 01:10:10,436 Darling! Oh! 1165 01:10:10,573 --> 01:10:15,442 - Well! - Purvis, you put over a fast one, didn't you? 1166 01:10:15,578 --> 01:10:19,480 - All's fair, you know, kent. - I'll give goy &100,000 for Rebecca's contract. 1167 01:10:19,648 --> 01:10:23,277 - Ha! Not a chance. But, Mr. Purvis, this isn't just a business matter. 1168 01:10:23,419 --> 01:10:25,717 It is to me... big business 1169 01:10:25,854 --> 01:10:28,220 Little Miss Universe goes on the air in a minute. 1170 01:10:28,357 --> 01:10:30,985 There's a couple of seats in the auditorium, if you care to listen. 1171 01:10:31,327 --> 01:10:35,957 A hundred thousand bucks, and you had to sell her to Purvis. 1172 01:10:36,098 --> 01:10:38,760 - Well, that's that. - Can't I go back with you and Tony? 1173 01:10:38,901 --> 01:10:40,766 I'm afraid not, darling. 1174 01:10:40,936 --> 01:10:44,497 - At least not for a little while. - But I don't wanna stay here. 1175 01:10:44,673 --> 01:10:49,133 I know, but you can't always have everything you want right when you want it. 1176 01:10:49,311 --> 01:10:51,905 But we'll get you back with us someday. 1177 01:10:52,047 --> 01:10:55,039 I guess I won't be able tp sing for you now, Tony. 1178 01:10:55,184 --> 01:10:57,243 Mmm. Don't you worry about that, honey. 1179 01:10:57,386 --> 01:11:01,117 Singing for me isn't important anymore. It's just that we want you with us. 1180 01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:04,920 It may take time, so you've got to be a brave little girl. 1181 01:11:05,060 --> 01:11:08,257 - I will, Tony. - We'll be listening to you, so do your best. 1182 01:11:09,331 --> 01:11:12,027 - Come on, Gwen. - Good-bye, darling. 1183 01:11:15,604 --> 01:11:18,038 All right. Here's your cue. 1184 01:11:21,377 --> 01:11:25,143 And here comes your cheerful little earful, Little Miss Universe... 1185 01:11:25,281 --> 01:11:28,717 bringing you that charming melody, "Old Straw Hat". 1186 01:11:40,029 --> 01:11:43,556 # If I had one wish to make # 1187 01:11:43,699 --> 01:11:46,691 #This is the wish...# 1188 01:11:50,606 --> 01:11:52,870 Let's try it again. 1189 01:11:53,008 --> 01:11:55,875 Please. 1190 01:11:57,279 --> 01:12:00,373 # If I had one wi...# 1191 01:12:05,487 --> 01:12:09,719 Want to try it again? 1192 01:12:21,704 --> 01:12:24,764 - What�s the matter with your voice/ - I can't talk. 1193 01:12:24,940 --> 01:12:28,205 - What is the matter? - Go on and sigh. Go on. You're getting paid for it. 1194 01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:30,676 - Do you want a glswof water? - I can't talk. 1195 01:12:30,813 --> 01:12:33,407 - Go on. Do something. - What is the matter? 1196 01:12:33,549 --> 01:12:36,382 - Sing in there. - I can't talk. 1197 01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:40,052 - Poor baby. - I'll get a doctor. 1198 01:12:41,890 --> 01:12:44,950 Hey. Montmarcy, you're on! Studio "B". 1199 01:12:45,094 --> 01:12:47,619 - I'm on? Oh. - Yeah. 1200 01:12:48,764 --> 01:12:52,393 Oh. Oh. Oh, I'm on. 1201 01:12:52,534 --> 01:12:54,934 Oh, dear. I'm on. 1202 01:12:56,038 --> 01:12:58,700 Oh. I'll be back in a minute. 1203 01:12:58,874 --> 01:13:00,671 I'm on. 1204 01:13:05,647 --> 01:13:07,877 Wonderful. 1205 01:13:08,016 --> 01:13:10,075 Isn't it marvelous? 1206 01:13:10,219 --> 01:13:12,153 How wonderful. 1207 01:13:21,196 --> 01:13:24,461 You will now hear an organ recital by Hamilton Montmarcy. 1208 01:13:35,377 --> 01:13:37,811 Oh. Okay. 1209 01:13:39,548 --> 01:13:41,413 Because of conditions beyond our control... 1210 01:13:41,550 --> 01:13:43,882 our program will continue with selected recordings. 1211 01:13:44,019 --> 01:13:46,817 - I knew something would go wrong. - Shut up! 1212 01:13:46,955 --> 01:13:48,855 - I can't... - You shut up too! 1213 01:13:48,991 --> 01:13:51,357 If you don't want the licking of your life, tell me the truth. 1214 01:13:51,493 --> 01:13:54,326 - Did Kent put you up to this? - No. I can't talk. 1215 01:13:54,463 --> 01:13:56,328 Kipper, you knew this when you sold me the kid! 1216 01:13:56,465 --> 01:13:59,332 I'll stake my professional integrity that this is a frame-up. 1217 01:13:59,468 --> 01:14:02,369 - Dr. Hill is here. - Ah! Now we'll know whether it's a frame-up or not. 1218 01:14:02,538 --> 01:14:04,403 - Where's the patient? - This little girl here. 1219 01:14:04,540 --> 01:14:07,065 Well, you look healthy enough to me. What's wrong with you? 1220 01:14:07,242 --> 01:14:08,675 I can't talk. 1221 01:14:08,844 --> 01:14:10,744 She claims something happened to her voice. 1222 01:14:10,879 --> 01:14:13,814 And, Doc, if the little brat's stalling, I'll slather silly. 1223 01:14:13,949 --> 01:14:16,713 Mmm, we'll see. Is there someplace where I can examine her? 1224 01:14:16,852 --> 01:14:18,717 You can examine her right in here, Doctor. 1225 01:14:18,854 --> 01:14:20,719 Thank you. Come on. 1226 01:14:23,625 --> 01:14:25,684 I'm sorry. 1227 01:14:28,697 --> 01:14:31,825 If this little girl is really sick, you'll need a doctor too. 1228 01:14:34,203 --> 01:14:36,831 - Where's Rebecca? - She's in there with the doctor. 1229 01:14:55,190 --> 01:14:57,055 - Oh, darling. - What's wrong, honey? 1230 01:14:57,192 --> 01:14:59,057 I can't t... 1231 01:15:02,998 --> 01:15:06,024 - Well, Doc? - Oh, there's no question about it. 1232 01:15:06,168 --> 01:15:10,104 It's partly a psychogenic condition, and partly the result of straining the child's voice. 1233 01:15:10,272 --> 01:15:12,137 Doc, you mean the kid can't work? 1234 01:15:12,274 --> 01:15:14,742 Oh, she won't be able to sing or even to talk very clearly. 1235 01:15:14,910 --> 01:15:18,812 But with a complete rest for a year or two, she may get over it. 1236 01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:23,781 Well, Kipper, there's your contract. 1237 01:15:28,357 --> 01:15:30,222 Don't you worry, honey. 1238 01:15:30,359 --> 01:15:32,350 It's kind of fun to whisper anyway. 1239 01:15:33,996 --> 01:15:35,861 Come in here, you two. 1240 01:15:40,536 --> 01:15:43,232 Look, Kipper. I think Rebecca should be with her aunt. 1241 01:15:43,405 --> 01:15:46,101 After all, she's not much use to you now. 1242 01:15:46,275 --> 01:15:49,676 I'll give you $5,000 if you turn over your legal guardianship to Aunt Miranda. 1243 01:15:49,845 --> 01:15:52,211 Well, now, um, the kid means a lot to me. 1244 01:15:52,347 --> 01:15:54,212 - Don't be a sucker! Take it. - Okay. 1245 01:15:54,349 --> 01:15:56,214 Drop up to my office in the morning. 1246 01:15:56,351 --> 01:16:00,651 - You can get the money as soon as you sign the papers. - How about a little advance? 1247 01:16:00,789 --> 01:16:03,223 Here's a hundred dollars to clinch the deal. 1248 01:16:08,230 --> 01:16:11,393 Well, so long, kid. See you in church. 1249 01:16:11,533 --> 01:16:13,125 Thank you, Tony. 1250 01:16:13,268 --> 01:16:15,759 I imagine these are the good friends you told me about. 1251 01:16:15,938 --> 01:16:17,929 Doctor, isn't there anything we can do for Rebecca? 1252 01:16:18,106 --> 01:16:19,971 That depends on the circumstances. 1253 01:16:20,108 --> 01:16:23,077 Sometimes these things clear up rather suddenly. 1254 01:16:23,245 --> 01:16:25,770 Good-bye. Good night, Rebecca. 1255 01:16:25,914 --> 01:16:30,510 Good-bye, Doctor. And thanks! I hope I can do the same for you some day. 1256 01:16:30,652 --> 01:16:33,177 Rebecca! 1257 01:16:33,322 --> 01:16:35,688 What a smarty you turned out tube. 1258 01:16:35,824 --> 01:16:38,292 I always told you I was very self-reliant. 1259 01:17:06,888 --> 01:17:08,856 # Have you heard Have you heard # 1260 01:17:08,991 --> 01:17:11,255 # There's a new tooter in with the tin-pan parade # 1261 01:17:11,393 --> 01:17:13,486 # Pass the word Pass the word # 1262 01:17:13,629 --> 01:17:15,722 # 'Cause it's some toy trumpet brigade # 1263 01:17:15,864 --> 01:17:18,128 # Come along Come along # 1264 01:17:18,266 --> 01:17:20,359 # If you're soon enough you'll hear him do his stuff # 1265 01:17:20,502 --> 01:17:22,367 # Hurry up Hurry up # 1266 01:17:22,537 --> 01:17:24,869 # They will soon be here They're getting nearer # 1267 01:17:25,007 --> 01:17:26,941 # Here they come Here they come # 1268 01:17:27,109 --> 01:17:29,134 # Hear the hum of the drum of the tin-pan parade # 1269 01:17:29,311 --> 01:17:31,245 # Better run Better run # 1270 01:17:31,380 --> 01:17:33,746 # 'Cause it's some toy trumpet brigade # 1271 01:17:33,882 --> 01:17:35,941 # Here they are There's the leader passing by Isn�t he grand # 1272 01:17:36,084 --> 01:17:38,245 # He's a star He's the leader of the band # 1273 01:17:38,387 --> 01:17:40,321 # There he goes with his trumpet Tooting high, tooting low # 1274 01:17:40,455 --> 01:17:42,582 # When he blows He's a rooting tooting dandy # 1275 01:17:42,724 --> 01:17:44,589 # Tooting low Tooting high # 1276 01:17:44,726 --> 01:17:46,887 # He's a new tooter in with the tin-pan parade # 1277 01:17:47,029 --> 01:17:49,122 # There they go passing by # 1278 01:17:49,264 --> 01:17:51,732 # That was some toy trumpet brigade # 1279 01:17:52,305 --> 01:17:58,264 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org107431

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