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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,134 --> 00:00:31,094 - Did I miss anything? - No, he's doing the same old thing. 2 00:00:31,739 --> 00:00:35,402 [Higgins] Lufkin, why is it that every time we have a budget meeting, 3 00:00:35,477 --> 00:00:38,241 - you stir up trouble? - [Lufkin] I'm not trying to stir up trouble. 4 00:00:38,313 --> 00:00:41,510 I'm just trying to get what I need, so we can have a decent lab. 5 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:44,552 [Higgins] I think you've got what you need. 6 00:00:44,619 --> 00:00:47,315 Need I remind you, it was just last year 7 00:00:47,388 --> 00:00:50,585 that we bought 10 new Bunsen burners for that lab. 8 00:00:50,658 --> 00:00:55,789 We've got to draw the line somewhere. This can't go on forever. 9 00:00:55,864 --> 00:00:58,560 But our students have to experiment. 10 00:00:58,633 --> 00:01:01,295 Be creative. That's what science is all about. 11 00:01:01,369 --> 00:01:03,394 Creative, my foot. 12 00:01:03,471 --> 00:01:07,532 You're talking about this bunch out there being creative. That's impossible. 13 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:09,543 [Lufkin] You're being unfair, Dean Higgins. 14 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:13,308 Suppose people had taken that attitude about Thomas Edison? 15 00:01:13,381 --> 00:01:15,906 We're not talking about people like Edison. 16 00:01:15,984 --> 00:01:18,350 We're talking about people like Dexter Riley. 17 00:01:18,419 --> 00:01:21,877 Believe me, Dexter Riley is no Thomas Edison. 18 00:01:23,358 --> 00:01:25,087 [Dexter] Nobody ever said he was! 19 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:30,723 Of course, nobody said he was. That would be a ridiculous thing to say... 20 00:01:30,798 --> 00:01:34,632 No, Lufkin, I think you better forget about your course in creative lab. 21 00:01:34,702 --> 00:01:37,694 Just stick with the old conventional systems. 22 00:01:37,772 --> 00:01:41,071 Burn the sulfur, make clouds, smell up the place, like you do. 23 00:01:41,142 --> 00:01:43,508 [Lufkin] Now, really, Dean Higgins. 24 00:01:43,578 --> 00:01:46,513 That was good enough for the '40s, but today, science... 25 00:01:46,581 --> 00:01:50,312 Why is it that every time we have a meeting, they're out there? 26 00:01:50,385 --> 00:01:52,319 Listening to something? 27 00:01:52,387 --> 00:01:54,617 [Buzzer] 28 00:01:54,689 --> 00:01:58,250 - They're just having a little gathering. - I don't like little gatherings. 29 00:01:58,326 --> 00:02:02,854 They make me nervous. I don't even like... Yes, Winifred? 30 00:02:02,931 --> 00:02:09,495 Who? Yes, I'll talk to him, Winifred. That'll be all today, gentlemen. 31 00:02:12,006 --> 00:02:14,338 That was even duller than usual. 32 00:02:14,409 --> 00:02:17,003 But you gotta listen. You never know what might come up. 33 00:02:20,248 --> 00:02:22,546 Yes, Helwig, did you find out anything? 34 00:02:22,617 --> 00:02:27,054 Yes, I've been watching them. They've been bugging your office. 35 00:02:27,121 --> 00:02:29,555 [Higgins] They've been bugging my office? 36 00:02:29,624 --> 00:02:30,886 - What? - [Higgins] Are you sure? 37 00:02:30,959 --> 00:02:33,086 What'd he say? 38 00:02:33,161 --> 00:02:35,721 We'll find out! Wait a minute. 39 00:02:35,797 --> 00:02:38,891 I should've known. I wonder where they hid that thing. 40 00:02:38,967 --> 00:02:41,629 - He's on to us. - What are we gonna do? 41 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:44,968 - We gotta do something in a hurry. - Let's get moving. 42 00:02:50,345 --> 00:02:53,246 Behind the books, that's where they'd hide it. 43 00:02:53,314 --> 00:02:56,078 They're worried about the establishment. 44 00:02:57,051 --> 00:03:00,077 Hello? I'll show them what the establishment really is. 45 00:03:23,878 --> 00:03:26,369 Soon as I find the evidence, I'll expel them all. 46 00:03:26,447 --> 00:03:30,645 Tuition or no tuition, I'll get a federal grant. I don't need them. 47 00:03:38,393 --> 00:03:40,258 Nothing under here. 48 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:03,774 No! My homework! 49 00:04:03,851 --> 00:04:06,081 Anything wrong, Dean Higgins? 50 00:04:06,154 --> 00:04:08,145 No, nothing's wrong. 51 00:04:08,222 --> 00:04:10,713 You need an electrician or anything? 52 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:13,260 No, I don't need an electrician. 53 00:04:13,328 --> 00:04:15,353 You don't have to snap my head off. 54 00:04:15,430 --> 00:04:19,366 If I wanted an electrician, I'd have called one in the first place. 55 00:04:19,434 --> 00:04:23,598 Don't they ever clean this thing? I don't know what I pay that janitor for anyway. 56 00:04:23,671 --> 00:04:26,765 Excuse me, could you show me my attendance file in history? 57 00:04:26,841 --> 00:04:30,072 Mr. Baines says I missed half my classes and I don't believe it. 58 00:04:30,144 --> 00:04:32,704 I don't think I missed any. 59 00:04:32,780 --> 00:04:35,476 - The name? - Schuylar, Richard Schuylar. 60 00:04:41,356 --> 00:04:43,984 Says here you've been absent every Thursday. 61 00:04:44,058 --> 00:04:47,027 You mean it's on Thursdays, too? 62 00:04:47,095 --> 00:04:49,427 I only thought it was on Tuesdays. 63 00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:52,933 No wonder all those epics seemed to roll along so fast. 64 00:05:03,111 --> 00:05:06,239 I think I got the answer. If I flunk it this semester, 65 00:05:06,314 --> 00:05:09,579 I'll go on Thursdays next semester and pick up the stuff I missed. 66 00:05:09,650 --> 00:05:12,915 Thanks, Mrs. Kesley, you'll never know how much you helped me! 67 00:05:21,896 --> 00:05:25,332 Dean Higgins, do you mind if I change your flowers? 68 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:30,064 No, I don't. I've got more important things on my mind. 69 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:43,149 [Higgins] Wait! 70 00:05:45,219 --> 00:05:47,312 I knew it. It's those flowers. 71 00:05:47,388 --> 00:05:50,653 All right, Dexter Riley, I know you're in there. 72 00:06:00,601 --> 00:06:04,833 Imagine it, sir. If one of our own students could actually win the Forsythe Award! 73 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:09,070 - With this bunch, that's impossible. - Good morning, Dean Higgins. 74 00:06:09,143 --> 00:06:14,581 - But Dean, it's $50,000 this year. - Really? $50,000? 75 00:06:15,216 --> 00:06:17,241 Morning, Dean Higgins. 76 00:06:31,899 --> 00:06:36,029 Young Druffle seems to have come up with something very promising. 77 00:06:36,103 --> 00:06:40,005 He's one of our honor students. What's he doing here with a crowd like this? 78 00:06:40,074 --> 00:06:41,268 Good morning, Dean. 79 00:06:41,342 --> 00:06:43,435 There's another beaut, that Schuylar. 80 00:06:43,511 --> 00:06:45,445 Right this way, sir. 81 00:06:48,316 --> 00:06:49,943 Well, Druffle... 82 00:06:50,017 --> 00:06:53,885 I thought we might give Dean Higgins a progress report on your experiment. 83 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:56,150 Certainly. Good morning. 84 00:06:56,224 --> 00:06:57,521 Morning. 85 00:06:57,592 --> 00:07:01,255 Actually, my work with bumble bees is based on a very simple theory. 86 00:07:01,329 --> 00:07:04,492 See, when you consider the mass of the body of the bee, 87 00:07:04,565 --> 00:07:08,865 the drag quotient far outmeasures the foil efficiency and the lift field. 88 00:07:08,936 --> 00:07:12,463 - Ergo, it's fairly safe to say... - Thank you, Druffle. 89 00:07:13,508 --> 00:07:15,339 Morning, Dean. 90 00:07:15,409 --> 00:07:16,774 Howdy ho, Dean. 91 00:07:16,844 --> 00:07:19,813 - Tell them not to touch me. - Please. 92 00:07:23,017 --> 00:07:27,317 I know what Tinkertoys are when I see them, but what is this monstrosity? 93 00:07:27,388 --> 00:07:29,879 - What is this? - It's an invention of my own. 94 00:07:29,957 --> 00:07:31,151 I can imagine. 95 00:07:31,225 --> 00:07:34,683 People have been trying to figure out the problem of invisibility. 96 00:07:34,762 --> 00:07:37,629 - I didn't know that was a problem. - Things have changed. 97 00:07:37,698 --> 00:07:40,394 A lot has happened since Einstein split the atom. 98 00:07:40,468 --> 00:07:42,368 This looks like one of them. 99 00:07:42,436 --> 00:07:46,873 It looks complicated, but actually it's very simple once you understand it. 100 00:07:46,941 --> 00:07:49,136 I'm not sure I care to understand it. 101 00:07:49,210 --> 00:07:53,010 First of all, you have to read Bersokoff's book on quantum mechanics. 102 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:57,847 - I do. And who was Bersokoff? - You don't know him? 103 00:07:57,919 --> 00:08:01,980 That's funny, he was a very famous 18th century Russian scientist. 104 00:08:02,056 --> 00:08:06,425 He was the man who developed the theory, "If we could prevent reflection..." 105 00:08:06,494 --> 00:08:10,624 Let me show you. If we could prevent reflection by... 106 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:14,657 bending light waves around objects with a non-reflectable liquid, 107 00:08:14,735 --> 00:08:17,636 we could make those objects invisible. 108 00:08:18,706 --> 00:08:22,073 That was his theory? Making objects invisible? 109 00:08:22,143 --> 00:08:23,701 - Yes, sir. - That's idiotic. 110 00:08:23,778 --> 00:08:25,541 No, sir, it's a very sound theory. 111 00:08:25,613 --> 00:08:28,673 If it's so sound, how come he could never make it work? 112 00:08:28,749 --> 00:08:31,411 - Who? - The Russian! Whoever... 113 00:08:31,485 --> 00:08:35,319 You mean Bersokoff. Unfortunately, his career was cut short. 114 00:08:35,389 --> 00:08:38,324 I didn't know that. His career... What happened? 115 00:08:38,392 --> 00:08:42,988 - What happened to him? - They threw him into an insane asylum. 116 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:49,503 They threw him into an insane asylum? And you're working on his theory? 117 00:08:50,204 --> 00:08:51,364 Yeah. 118 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:56,098 Don't you exercise any control whatsoever around here? 119 00:08:56,177 --> 00:08:59,806 You come to me and ask me for money to buy expensive equipment, 120 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:04,180 so that nitwit kid can work on a theory that some Russian proposed, 121 00:09:04,251 --> 00:09:08,449 - over 200 years ago? - Wait a minute, sir! 122 00:09:08,522 --> 00:09:10,888 We may not agree with the Russians politically, 123 00:09:10,958 --> 00:09:13,859 we may not even like them, but as scientists, 124 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:17,295 don't you think we ought to raise ourselves above these petty prejudices? 125 00:09:17,365 --> 00:09:22,496 Scientists? I'm talking about a nut they had to lock up over 200 years ago! 126 00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:26,899 Dean, I'm sorry! 127 00:09:28,075 --> 00:09:30,635 Dean, I'm sorry. I don't how it happened. 128 00:09:30,711 --> 00:09:32,906 These lunatics are trying to kill me. 129 00:09:32,980 --> 00:09:34,743 Wait a minute. 130 00:09:43,557 --> 00:09:45,855 - I've had enough. - What about... 131 00:09:47,695 --> 00:09:49,458 [students] You don't understand. 132 00:09:49,530 --> 00:09:49,897 [Thunder] 133 00:09:49,897 --> 00:09:51,592 [Thunder] 134 00:09:51,666 --> 00:09:53,327 [Glass shattering] 135 00:10:21,462 --> 00:10:24,693 I must be going crazy, but the guy in that car looked like A.J. Arno. 136 00:10:24,765 --> 00:10:27,393 It couldn't be him. He's in jail. 137 00:10:32,907 --> 00:10:36,809 All right, move away from the car. Come on, move. 138 00:10:36,877 --> 00:10:39,072 What's the matter with you? Leave them alone. 139 00:10:39,146 --> 00:10:42,775 They're not doing any harm. Boys, don't pay any attention to him. 140 00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:45,284 - Hi, kids. Nice to see you. - Hi, Mr. Arno. 141 00:10:45,352 --> 00:10:48,947 What's the matter? You seem surprised to see me. 142 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:53,119 - We thought you were in jail. - Oh, that. That was a mistake. 143 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:55,719 You know, the police, judges, they all make mistakes. 144 00:10:55,796 --> 00:11:00,733 But I forgive them. I don't hold grudges. Dean Higgins, nice to see you. 145 00:11:00,801 --> 00:11:04,737 - [Higgins] Always a pleasure to see you. - [Arno] Thank you. 146 00:11:06,140 --> 00:11:08,404 What's going on around here? 147 00:11:08,476 --> 00:11:11,809 Arno took over the mortgage on the college. 148 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:15,576 He told Dean Higgins that if he can't make the payment in June, 149 00:11:15,649 --> 00:11:21,417 - to make it whenever he could. - Sure doesn't sound like Arno. 150 00:11:21,489 --> 00:11:23,889 That's why Dean Higgins is walking around on airs. 151 00:11:23,958 --> 00:11:26,449 It's the first time he hasn't had to worry about money. 152 00:11:26,527 --> 00:11:28,825 But I don't understand it. That guy's a crook. 153 00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:32,332 Crook or no crook, he's interested in higher education. 154 00:11:32,399 --> 00:11:34,993 He's already dreamed up improvements for the school. 155 00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:38,300 That's where he is now. Dean Higgins is showing him around. 156 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:44,374 I have to run off to a teacher's meeting. Anything else you need? 157 00:11:44,445 --> 00:11:48,108 No, Professor, I'm just gonna work on my experiment for a while. 158 00:11:55,956 --> 00:11:59,392 Holy smoke. The whole thing's burned out. 159 00:12:01,061 --> 00:12:03,655 How come mine and nobody else's? 160 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:21,745 Oh, boy. 161 00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:29,980 Oh, no. 162 00:12:34,495 --> 00:12:36,793 Gotta be in there somewhere. 163 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:41,833 That stuff must eat everything alive. 164 00:12:46,907 --> 00:12:49,603 I'll bet I gotta replace everything. 165 00:13:07,428 --> 00:13:09,328 [Tapping] 166 00:13:31,518 --> 00:13:34,112 A vector is any quantity such as a force of velocity 167 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:36,850 that has direction as well as amount. 168 00:13:44,298 --> 00:13:46,766 I've done it. 169 00:13:46,834 --> 00:13:49,166 I've really done it. 170 00:14:43,991 --> 00:14:47,256 - Hi. - Hi, Dexter. 171 00:14:48,862 --> 00:14:51,092 What have you done to your glasses? 172 00:14:51,165 --> 00:14:52,928 You look ridiculous. 173 00:14:55,569 --> 00:14:57,161 I've done it! 174 00:14:59,340 --> 00:15:00,739 [Schuylar] Your fingers! 175 00:15:00,808 --> 00:15:04,574 - You better get to the hospital right away. - I'll call an ambulance. 176 00:15:04,645 --> 00:15:08,945 There's nothing to be worried about. You see, my fingers are all there. 177 00:15:09,016 --> 00:15:11,985 - They're just invisible. - Invisible? 178 00:15:12,052 --> 00:15:16,546 I don't know how it works, but it works. Let me show you. 179 00:15:17,524 --> 00:15:19,924 Now this is the stuff that does it. 180 00:15:28,435 --> 00:15:30,062 It's incredible. 181 00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:32,571 But the main thing is, I can make myself invisible. 182 00:15:32,639 --> 00:15:37,235 Can you imagine? Look! Look, human flesh, invisible! 183 00:15:42,016 --> 00:15:46,112 You mean, you just stuck your hand in that stuff and your fingers became invisible? 184 00:15:46,186 --> 00:15:49,053 That's all there is to it. Look, you try it. 185 00:15:49,123 --> 00:15:52,422 - Me? - Why not? 186 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,518 I don't think I better. 187 00:15:54,595 --> 00:15:57,530 I mean, I'm not much on this science business. 188 00:15:57,598 --> 00:16:00,795 In fact, I don't even know what I'm doing in this class. 189 00:16:00,868 --> 00:16:04,929 - Schuylar, there's nothing to be afraid of. - I'm not afraid. 190 00:16:05,706 --> 00:16:07,799 Then you do it. 191 00:16:19,553 --> 00:16:21,214 Look at 'em! 192 00:16:24,391 --> 00:16:27,326 They're gone, but they're there. 193 00:16:27,394 --> 00:16:29,658 This is incredible. 194 00:16:31,432 --> 00:16:34,560 Dexter, how do we make our fingers visible again? 195 00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:40,264 - That shouldn't be any problem. - Are you sure? 196 00:16:40,340 --> 00:16:41,932 Of course! 197 00:16:42,009 --> 00:16:45,501 Look, it's just a solution. It should come right off. 198 00:16:48,849 --> 00:16:49,873 There, see. 199 00:16:52,119 --> 00:16:54,781 - Give me that towel. - Don't panic, Debbie. 200 00:16:54,855 --> 00:16:56,755 I'm not panicking. 201 00:17:03,130 --> 00:17:05,564 Dexter, what have you done to me? 202 00:17:10,737 --> 00:17:12,967 What are you people doing in here? 203 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:16,339 - Nothing. - I wouldn't call it nothing. 204 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,776 I mean, this thing has quite a history. 205 00:17:18,846 --> 00:17:22,009 You've probably heard of the famous Russian scientist, Bersokoff. 206 00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:25,415 Nobody wants to hear anything about Bersokoff. 207 00:17:25,486 --> 00:17:29,422 Now, Mr. Arno, we've got a simply marvelous... 208 00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:32,482 experiment over here by one of our honor students, Druffle. 209 00:17:32,559 --> 00:17:36,359 He's working on a very interesting theory on bumble bees. 210 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:39,661 You see, according to all the laws of aerodynamics 211 00:17:39,733 --> 00:17:45,433 when you consider the mass of their body to their wingspread, they shouldn't fly at all. 212 00:17:45,506 --> 00:17:49,636 - Then how come they do? - I don't know. 213 00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:53,646 That's what Druffle's trying to find out. What a day to bring Mr. Arno up here. 214 00:17:53,714 --> 00:17:58,549 You certainly have quite a view from here. It's an entirely different perspective. 215 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:01,850 Do you mind if my architect takes a look at it? 216 00:18:01,922 --> 00:18:06,655 Your architect? You think he'd like it? That'd be wonderful. 217 00:18:06,727 --> 00:18:09,127 It's quite a view indeed. 218 00:18:11,665 --> 00:18:14,190 Goodbye, young lady. Son? 219 00:18:18,605 --> 00:18:20,732 - Goodbye, Hector. - Dexter. 220 00:18:22,042 --> 00:18:23,339 Yeah, Dexter. 221 00:18:25,112 --> 00:18:28,639 What is the matter with everybody's right hand around here? 222 00:18:28,715 --> 00:18:30,774 They've been working on Dexter's experiment 223 00:18:30,851 --> 00:18:32,819 and they might have got something on them. 224 00:18:32,886 --> 00:18:36,549 If they've got something on them, why don't they wash them? 225 00:18:36,623 --> 00:18:39,285 I never thought of that. 226 00:18:44,464 --> 00:18:46,398 It did it. 227 00:18:49,536 --> 00:18:51,265 Water takes it off! 228 00:18:56,610 --> 00:18:58,100 It's amazing. 229 00:18:59,746 --> 00:19:03,079 Dean Higgins, you're a genius. 230 00:19:09,923 --> 00:19:11,914 You know, it just doesn't figure. 231 00:19:11,992 --> 00:19:15,189 Arno gets out of prison and picks up the mortgage on this place. 232 00:19:15,262 --> 00:19:19,096 Next thing you know, he wants to bring over his architect and remodel. 233 00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:21,566 A.J. Arno just doesn't do favors for people. 234 00:19:21,635 --> 00:19:25,401 Yeah. What was so interesting out this window? 235 00:19:25,472 --> 00:19:28,873 I don't know. He's sure up to something. 236 00:19:37,851 --> 00:19:40,411 And we're gonna find out what it is. 237 00:19:42,990 --> 00:19:44,480 I know, I know! 238 00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:48,824 This afternoon you said you'd do it. How come you changed your mind? 239 00:19:48,895 --> 00:19:51,796 This afternoon it was just my hand. Tonight it's all of me. 240 00:19:51,865 --> 00:19:53,696 But it's the same principle. 241 00:19:53,767 --> 00:19:56,258 When we're through, we wet you down and you'll be yourself again. 242 00:19:56,336 --> 00:19:59,066 But it's when I'm not myself that I don't like it. 243 00:19:59,139 --> 00:20:01,869 It's too late to back out on me now. I need you. 244 00:20:01,942 --> 00:20:03,239 Oh, no! 245 00:20:07,281 --> 00:20:12,116 - Wait a minute, don't forget the camera. - [Dexter] Thanks. Come on, let's go. 246 00:20:12,185 --> 00:20:15,780 - Be careful, you guys! - [Dexter] We will, don't worry. 247 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:20,727 - [Schuylar] I don't like this at all. - [Dexter] I don't either, 248 00:20:20,794 --> 00:20:25,060 - but we have to find out what Arno's up to. - How do you know he's up to anything? 249 00:20:25,132 --> 00:20:29,228 Because he's a crook. And he bought the mortgage on Midfield College. 250 00:20:29,303 --> 00:20:31,703 Why would a crook like Arno want to do that? 251 00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:35,572 [Schuylar] I don't know, don't ask me. Don't ask me anything at all. 252 00:20:35,642 --> 00:20:36,631 Why not? 253 00:20:36,710 --> 00:20:40,976 Because if I knew anything, I wouldn't be here in the first place. 254 00:20:49,823 --> 00:20:51,518 - [Schuylar] Did you hear that? - [Dexter] What? 255 00:20:51,591 --> 00:20:54,651 - [Schuylar] That slushing sound. - [Dexter] You hear it too? 256 00:20:56,897 --> 00:20:58,660 [Dexter] It stopped now. 257 00:21:00,334 --> 00:21:03,303 [Schuylar] Wait a minute, my shoes are visible! 258 00:21:03,370 --> 00:21:05,304 [Dexter] That's what the slushing sound was. 259 00:21:05,372 --> 00:21:07,533 You must've stepped in some water somewhere. 260 00:21:07,607 --> 00:21:09,632 [Schuylar] This looks pretty good, doesn't it? 261 00:21:09,710 --> 00:21:12,042 Schuylar, will you quit playing around and come on? 262 00:21:12,112 --> 00:21:14,205 Okay. 263 00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:26,953 - [Schuylar] Good, the door's locked. - [Dexter] Look out! Somebody's coming. 264 00:21:32,933 --> 00:21:37,029 Mr. Arno, leaving his tennis shoes out to be shined. 265 00:21:37,104 --> 00:21:39,572 Must be going nuts, or something. 266 00:21:52,786 --> 00:21:53,775 [Groaning] 267 00:22:00,427 --> 00:22:01,917 Ow! 268 00:22:15,976 --> 00:22:19,878 [Dexter] I'll hit the filing cabinet, you look in his desk. 269 00:22:30,557 --> 00:22:34,015 [Schuylar] His desk is locked. I guess I just better look around. 270 00:22:34,094 --> 00:22:36,858 - [Dexter] Medfield. - [Schuylar] That would be under "M." 271 00:22:36,930 --> 00:22:41,196 [Dexter] I know what it would be under. Medfield College. 272 00:22:41,268 --> 00:22:42,826 That's it. 273 00:22:52,979 --> 00:22:54,913 [Schuylar] There's another room over here. 274 00:22:54,981 --> 00:22:57,916 - What's in it? - Some sort of model. 275 00:23:08,528 --> 00:23:10,826 [Dexter] "Dear Mr. Arno, In regard to your inquiry, 276 00:23:10,897 --> 00:23:12,990 "the law of 1912 permitting gambling 277 00:23:13,066 --> 00:23:16,297 "on the Medfield property is still in effect." 278 00:23:16,369 --> 00:23:18,564 [Dexter] I've really stumbled onto something here. 279 00:23:18,638 --> 00:23:20,367 [Schuylar] I found something, too. 280 00:23:24,544 --> 00:23:28,947 It's a model of the school. Evidently, Arno's planning on changing it a lot. 281 00:23:29,015 --> 00:23:32,507 - It has the craziest football field ever. - What's so crazy about it? 282 00:23:32,586 --> 00:23:35,453 [Schuylar] It has no goal post and there's a lake in the middle of it. 283 00:23:35,522 --> 00:23:37,490 [Dexter] Never heard of that! 284 00:23:37,557 --> 00:23:39,923 - What are you talking about? - See what I mean! 285 00:23:40,927 --> 00:23:44,158 [Dexter] That's not a football field anymore, that's a dog track. 286 00:23:44,231 --> 00:23:45,528 [Schuylar] A dog track? 287 00:23:45,599 --> 00:23:48,124 [Dexter] He's turning the college into a gambling joint. 288 00:23:48,201 --> 00:23:51,762 Look where the gym used to be. Arno's Golden Horseshoe Club. 289 00:23:51,838 --> 00:23:53,601 [Schuylar] The casino is replacing the library. 290 00:23:53,673 --> 00:23:55,800 [Dexter] I knew that guy was up to something. 291 00:23:55,876 --> 00:23:59,835 "Arno Town." Wait'll Dean Higgins gets a load of this. 292 00:23:59,913 --> 00:24:02,882 Is he gonna change his opinion about A.J. Arno! 293 00:24:29,943 --> 00:24:31,672 [Schuylar] Excuse me! 294 00:24:31,745 --> 00:24:33,406 [Gun firing] 295 00:24:38,218 --> 00:24:39,947 Wait, you! 296 00:24:41,555 --> 00:24:43,546 Come back here, whoever you are! 297 00:24:51,498 --> 00:24:54,092 - How'd it go? - [Dexter] Move over, Arno saw us! 298 00:24:54,167 --> 00:24:57,534 But that's impossible. He couldn't see you. 299 00:24:57,604 --> 00:24:59,697 [Dexter] Will you come on? He's after us. 300 00:24:59,773 --> 00:25:02,765 But I'll look silly sitting over here all by myself. 301 00:25:02,842 --> 00:25:05,208 [Schuylar] Will you get us out of here? 302 00:25:17,757 --> 00:25:19,850 So you have the pictures, 303 00:25:19,926 --> 00:25:22,827 but how do you expect to see Dean Higgins in the condition you're in? 304 00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,864 [Dexter] We're not gonna see him tonight. 305 00:25:24,931 --> 00:25:27,661 We'll wait till tomorrow when we're ourselves again. 306 00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:30,464 [Debbie] If it's so important, why don't you see him tonight? 307 00:25:30,537 --> 00:25:32,198 [Dexter] Because he's not here. 308 00:25:32,272 --> 00:25:35,435 He's up at the Friendly Sons of the Forest Convention in Riverton. 309 00:25:38,511 --> 00:25:40,911 The kids in that car can hear you. 310 00:25:42,282 --> 00:25:45,217 [Dexter] Just play it like nothing's wrong. It'll be okay. 311 00:25:46,319 --> 00:25:48,048 Hi, gang. 312 00:25:55,261 --> 00:25:58,958 The zoning laws of 1912? 313 00:25:59,032 --> 00:26:01,364 Casinos? 314 00:26:01,434 --> 00:26:02,958 Dog racing? 315 00:26:03,036 --> 00:26:06,699 Medfield College, a gambling town? 316 00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:11,073 If Arno's got plans like these, he'll foreclose on that mortgage for sure. 317 00:26:11,144 --> 00:26:13,738 I'll bet that's what he had on his mind all the time. 318 00:26:13,813 --> 00:26:17,112 There's always the Forsythe Award. 319 00:26:17,183 --> 00:26:21,745 That's a pipe dream, Lufkin. Medfield wasn't even invited. 320 00:26:21,821 --> 00:26:24,381 They can't do that to us. We have it all locked up. 321 00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:30,054 I thought Druffle's bumble bee experiment would open the eyes of the scientific world. 322 00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:33,691 I wasn't talking about Druffle. I was talking about me. 323 00:26:33,767 --> 00:26:37,464 - You! What do you have? - You wouldn't believe me if I told you. 324 00:26:37,537 --> 00:26:40,062 - I'd have to show you. - Show me! 325 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:45,976 I can't. I'd rather wait till the day of the contest with Arno, and everything. 326 00:26:46,046 --> 00:26:50,540 It's such a big discovery that if word got out, there's no telling what might happen! 327 00:26:50,617 --> 00:26:54,018 How could word get out? Are you insinuating I'd shoot off my mouth? 328 00:26:54,087 --> 00:26:58,615 No, sir. We're going to win the award. We just want you to trust us, that's all. 329 00:26:58,692 --> 00:27:02,560 Trust you? This college is going to be taken over by a crook like Arno 330 00:27:02,629 --> 00:27:05,154 and you want me to trust you, you big lummox? 331 00:27:05,231 --> 00:27:08,359 - Just a minute, don't start yelling at me. - Take it easy. 332 00:27:08,435 --> 00:27:10,699 I didn't want to be in on this in the first place! 333 00:27:10,770 --> 00:27:14,331 If we don't get into the contest, we will lose the school. 334 00:27:14,407 --> 00:27:18,901 Forsythe is staying at the Medfield Inn. Why don't you give him a call? 335 00:27:18,978 --> 00:27:22,914 I'll bet you can talk us right back into the contest. 336 00:27:24,651 --> 00:27:27,245 You think I could do it? 337 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,550 Sure, sir, you can handle that easily. 338 00:27:29,622 --> 00:27:32,682 You can do that stuff really good. 339 00:27:36,696 --> 00:27:39,290 I suppose I could do something, as a matter of fact. 340 00:27:41,434 --> 00:27:45,427 Winifred, would you get me Mr. Forsythe at the Medfield Inn? 341 00:27:46,406 --> 00:27:50,240 When you get right down to it, there's no reason for him to ignore us. 342 00:27:50,310 --> 00:27:52,938 It's not as though we were a hick school. 343 00:27:53,012 --> 00:27:56,948 Besides I've got a pretty good reputation in this part of the country. 344 00:27:57,016 --> 00:27:59,348 [Winifred] Mr. Forsythe on the line. 345 00:27:59,419 --> 00:28:03,685 Lufkin, grab the other phone and see how these things are handled. 346 00:28:06,693 --> 00:28:08,217 [Forsythe] Hello? 347 00:28:08,294 --> 00:28:11,730 Hello, Mr. Forsythe. This is Dean Higgins, 348 00:28:11,798 --> 00:28:13,561 ...from Medfield College. 349 00:28:13,633 --> 00:28:16,625 Yeah, Higgins. Blasted! 350 00:28:16,703 --> 00:28:18,227 I beg your pardon? 351 00:28:18,304 --> 00:28:21,398 Nothing, I'm sorry. I just missed a put I should've made. 352 00:28:21,474 --> 00:28:23,965 You can't put unless you really concentrate. 353 00:28:24,043 --> 00:28:26,807 No, I've always said that. 354 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:30,816 - You're a golfer? - Yes! 355 00:28:30,884 --> 00:28:34,820 - He's no golfer. - Good, what can I do for you? 356 00:28:34,888 --> 00:28:37,049 It's about the Forsythe Award. 357 00:28:37,123 --> 00:28:40,490 I'm sorry we're dropping the smaller colleges this year. 358 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,825 Frankly, it just became too much of a waste of time. 359 00:28:43,897 --> 00:28:46,559 We're not a waste of time. 360 00:28:46,633 --> 00:28:50,091 We're small but we have an excellent science department. 361 00:28:50,170 --> 00:28:52,400 Yes, I know, but... 362 00:28:52,472 --> 00:28:57,341 If you would just give me a chance, I would meet you anywhere, anytime. 363 00:28:57,410 --> 00:28:59,105 Maybe I can fit you in. 364 00:28:59,179 --> 00:29:03,707 I'm playing golf this morning at 10:00 with Collingsgood at Thunder Ridge. 365 00:29:03,783 --> 00:29:06,616 Why don't you join us and we can chat between holes? 366 00:29:06,686 --> 00:29:10,281 Is that Dean Collingsgood from State? 367 00:29:10,356 --> 00:29:12,847 Yeah, what's the matter? 368 00:29:12,926 --> 00:29:16,089 Nothing. That'll be wonderful. 369 00:29:16,162 --> 00:29:20,496 Okay, first tee, 10:00, balls in the air. See you then. 370 00:29:22,302 --> 00:29:26,739 Yes, I'll be there. Thank you very much, Mr. Forsythe. 371 00:29:30,443 --> 00:29:33,879 - I've got to go change. - You're gonna play golf with Forsythe? 372 00:29:33,947 --> 00:29:36,916 - What's the matter with that? - You don't play golf. 373 00:29:36,983 --> 00:29:41,977 Yes, I do. I played just yesterday afternoon at Swenson's with Bertha. 374 00:29:42,055 --> 00:29:46,958 Tough course, too. You gotta hit the ball up a ramp and right through a little castle. 375 00:29:47,026 --> 00:29:50,257 - That's miniature golf. - It can't be that much different. 376 00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:54,528 Don't worry about me. Besides it's the only chance we've got. 377 00:29:55,301 --> 00:29:57,735 Looks like we got our work cut out for us today. 378 00:29:57,804 --> 00:29:59,066 What do you mean? 379 00:29:59,138 --> 00:30:01,538 I can handle the game, but you better be his caddy. 380 00:30:01,608 --> 00:30:05,135 - I may need some help out there. - I don't know how to be a caddy. 381 00:30:05,211 --> 00:30:09,045 That's all right. Dean Higgins doesn't know how to play golf either. 382 00:30:17,323 --> 00:30:19,757 [Forsythe] That's cutting into the ball, Collingsgood. 383 00:30:19,826 --> 00:30:23,091 - Good shot. - I was hoping for a little more distance. 384 00:30:23,162 --> 00:30:25,562 It was straight, anyway. 385 00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:41,578 [Collingsgood] What a shot, Timothy! 386 00:30:43,249 --> 00:30:45,740 I'll take it. You're up, Higgins. 387 00:30:49,455 --> 00:30:51,446 We better do something. 388 00:30:51,524 --> 00:30:53,856 Let's let him hit one and we'll see. 389 00:30:53,927 --> 00:30:56,987 You don't have any little castles here, I noticed. 390 00:30:59,666 --> 00:31:04,069 Isn't that Dean Higgins down there? I didn't know he played golf. 391 00:31:12,178 --> 00:31:14,703 I don't think he does. 392 00:31:14,781 --> 00:31:18,114 Maybe that was just a mistake. Let's give him another chance. 393 00:31:18,184 --> 00:31:20,118 He might be better than we think. 394 00:31:20,186 --> 00:31:24,316 I guess I got under that one a little too much. It went... 395 00:31:24,390 --> 00:31:27,917 Just another swing, I'll be out there with you fellas. 396 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,960 [Forsythe] That poor old man! 397 00:31:38,171 --> 00:31:40,639 He's worse than we think. 398 00:31:40,707 --> 00:31:42,265 Come on. 399 00:31:43,977 --> 00:31:46,912 Hey, I might be able to use this. 400 00:31:52,352 --> 00:31:53,341 Good luck. 401 00:31:53,419 --> 00:31:58,413 - Are you all right, Mr. Reeves? - Yes, I think so. 402 00:31:58,491 --> 00:32:00,925 Boy, that fellow can sure hit a long ball. 403 00:32:00,994 --> 00:32:04,486 That ball didn't come from over there. It came from over there! 404 00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:10,925 I don't know what happened there. I just sort of hit the edge of the club. 405 00:32:11,004 --> 00:32:15,304 No offense, but people are waiting to play through. We don't want to hold them up. 406 00:32:15,375 --> 00:32:19,505 Why don't you just take a nice, hot shower and call it a day? 407 00:32:19,579 --> 00:32:22,639 I'll do nothing of the sort. I'm just getting warmed up. 408 00:32:22,715 --> 00:32:25,206 Schuylar, which club do I use now? 409 00:32:25,284 --> 00:32:28,879 In view of what I've seen so far, I don't know what to tell you. 410 00:32:28,955 --> 00:32:32,220 Of course you don't! Just give me any club. 411 00:32:32,291 --> 00:32:35,988 Next time, I'll pay $10 and get a real caddy. 412 00:32:38,164 --> 00:32:39,995 Give me a second, gentlemen. 413 00:32:40,066 --> 00:32:43,126 I'll knock it out there. We'll be on our way. 414 00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:00,611 Let's face it. Higgins just isn't a golfer. 415 00:33:00,686 --> 00:33:04,486 I could've told you that. The man's an impostor. Always has been. 416 00:33:04,557 --> 00:33:07,754 He has no more business being on a golf course than... 417 00:33:07,827 --> 00:33:08,919 Look! 418 00:33:19,238 --> 00:33:23,106 That was a good one. Remember that club. 419 00:33:27,447 --> 00:33:29,472 Seems to break to the left. 420 00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:32,677 Hurry up, will you? We can't wait all day. 421 00:33:32,752 --> 00:33:36,950 I want to get this put. If I do, I'll get my par. 422 00:33:47,433 --> 00:33:49,162 Great Scott! 423 00:33:50,336 --> 00:33:55,330 It does break to the left. Your shot, Collingsgood. 424 00:34:01,647 --> 00:34:03,706 [Dexter] Now, watch this! 425 00:34:44,023 --> 00:34:48,016 [Dexter] What's a nice ball like you doing in a place like this? 426 00:34:49,362 --> 00:34:52,263 We'll give them something to talk about this time. 427 00:34:55,902 --> 00:34:56,994 Perfect! 428 00:35:02,108 --> 00:35:04,633 The farmer in the dell The farmer in the dell 429 00:35:04,710 --> 00:35:07,508 Hi-ho, the dairy-o, The farmer in the dell 430 00:35:07,580 --> 00:35:09,047 [laughs] 431 00:35:10,950 --> 00:35:13,475 It's got to be around here some place. 432 00:35:13,553 --> 00:35:15,714 Maybe it trickled up on the green. 433 00:35:15,788 --> 00:35:19,224 Don't be silly. You could see it if it did. 434 00:35:19,292 --> 00:35:22,318 Besides, you can't hit every ball on the green. 435 00:35:22,395 --> 00:35:24,829 [Dexter] Schuylar, look in the hole. 436 00:35:24,897 --> 00:35:27,388 - Huh? - [Dexter] Look in the hole! 437 00:35:27,466 --> 00:35:29,559 [Schuylar] Look in the hole. 438 00:35:29,635 --> 00:35:33,867 Why didn't I think of that! I'm gonna look in the hole. 439 00:35:33,940 --> 00:35:36,374 Of course, in the hole. There's no other place. 440 00:35:38,144 --> 00:35:41,580 There's that little Dickens! 441 00:35:41,647 --> 00:35:45,549 - That's amazing! Absolutely amazing! - Isn't it? 442 00:35:45,618 --> 00:35:49,645 If I didn't see it, I wouldn't believe it. That Higgins is a golfing phenomenon. 443 00:35:49,722 --> 00:35:52,190 Do you know he's had two holes and one on the front nine? 444 00:35:52,258 --> 00:35:55,352 What I don't understand is why nobody ever asked him to join the club? 445 00:35:55,428 --> 00:35:57,453 Nobody ever thought he had that kind of talent. 446 00:35:57,530 --> 00:36:00,226 It's still impossible to believe. 447 00:36:06,906 --> 00:36:09,602 - [Dexter] I'm sorry. - That's okay. 448 00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:12,905 How come you said that? 449 00:36:12,979 --> 00:36:15,379 - What? - That's okay. 450 00:36:15,448 --> 00:36:19,646 You just bumped into me and said you were sorry. So I said, "That's okay." 451 00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,914 But I didn't bump into you. 452 00:36:21,988 --> 00:36:24,889 - I'm sorry. - That's okay. 453 00:36:41,707 --> 00:36:44,232 I believe that's a two. 454 00:37:01,494 --> 00:37:04,224 That's all right. I'll give you that one. 455 00:37:07,133 --> 00:37:12,196 He's already had four holes in one. Do you think he could make another one? 456 00:37:19,245 --> 00:37:23,739 Would you keep these people quiet? This is very difficult. 457 00:37:23,816 --> 00:37:27,252 People, please be quiet. 458 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:30,016 Dean Higgins is trying to concentrate. 459 00:37:43,703 --> 00:37:48,470 [Ball bouncing off trees] 460 00:38:04,824 --> 00:38:08,055 That's amazing, Higgins! I can't believe it! 461 00:38:18,471 --> 00:38:23,704 - Schuylar, what club should we use here? - I think you ought to use this one, sir. 462 00:38:23,776 --> 00:38:25,937 - You've had a lot of luck with it. - Good thinking. 463 00:38:43,763 --> 00:38:46,027 [Dexter] It's not over yet. Get out of there. 464 00:39:13,826 --> 00:39:17,455 That's one of the most incredible rounds of golf I've ever seen. 465 00:39:17,530 --> 00:39:20,590 Thank you, but with all the excitement, 466 00:39:20,666 --> 00:39:25,103 we forgot to mention Medfield's participation in the Forsythe Award. 467 00:39:25,171 --> 00:39:27,901 Consider yourself entered. A man who plays golf like you, 468 00:39:27,973 --> 00:39:30,908 how can we keep your school out? Let me buy you a drink. 469 00:39:30,976 --> 00:39:32,967 I want to introduce you to some of the members. 470 00:39:33,045 --> 00:39:36,537 I don't as a rule, but we mustn't forget Collingsgood. 471 00:39:36,615 --> 00:39:39,948 - Come along, Edgar! - He can change his shoes in the car. 472 00:39:43,489 --> 00:39:46,117 [Whistling] 473 00:40:01,373 --> 00:40:03,933 [Water running] 474 00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:32,867 Boss, I got the car... What's the matter? Is something wrong? 475 00:40:34,473 --> 00:40:37,670 - I think I must be going nuts. - That's too bad, boss. 476 00:40:40,279 --> 00:40:43,737 If you weren't my sister's son, I'd fire you! 477 00:40:43,816 --> 00:40:48,014 - I always forget you're my uncle. - Take your hands off me. 478 00:40:48,087 --> 00:40:50,146 I'm sorry I reminded you. 479 00:40:54,627 --> 00:40:56,288 [Buzzer] 480 00:40:57,930 --> 00:41:01,491 Winifred, if that's somebody else calling to congratulate me 481 00:41:01,567 --> 00:41:04,798 would you just thank them and take their names? 482 00:41:04,870 --> 00:41:08,601 Who? I'll talk to him, yes. 483 00:41:08,674 --> 00:41:11,040 It's Collins, from TeleSports. 484 00:41:13,679 --> 00:41:15,647 Hello, Mr. Collins. 485 00:41:16,482 --> 00:41:21,249 Thank you. It was just one of those days, where I put everything together. 486 00:41:23,622 --> 00:41:25,920 Challenge Golf? 487 00:41:26,825 --> 00:41:30,591 I don't know. For how much? 488 00:41:31,430 --> 00:41:35,924 Yes, you can count on me! I'll be there today! 489 00:41:36,001 --> 00:41:37,161 Thank you. 490 00:41:37,236 --> 00:41:42,003 Winifred, would you call the airport and get me two tickets to Oceanview City? 491 00:41:42,074 --> 00:41:45,009 Then, get a hold of Richard Schuylar for me. 492 00:41:46,078 --> 00:41:49,377 You know that $50,000 mortgage payment we're worried about? 493 00:41:49,448 --> 00:41:51,939 We don't have to worry about that anymore. 494 00:42:13,105 --> 00:42:16,233 Hey, Druffle. Where is everybody? 495 00:42:16,308 --> 00:42:19,539 They're all out at the airport to see Dean Higgins off. 496 00:42:19,612 --> 00:42:22,376 Where's he going? 497 00:42:22,448 --> 00:42:25,645 Up to Oceanview. He's playing in a golf tournament. 498 00:42:25,718 --> 00:42:27,811 Winner take all. 499 00:42:28,821 --> 00:42:31,790 Dean Higgins is gonna play golf against pros? 500 00:42:33,659 --> 00:42:37,356 Incidentally, Schuylar wants you to get to the airport as soon as you can. 501 00:42:37,429 --> 00:42:41,092 - He says things are rather desperate. - Yeah, I'll bet. 502 00:42:41,166 --> 00:42:43,191 Listen, what time does the plane leave? 503 00:42:43,268 --> 00:42:46,237 - I think he said 10:30. - Oh, no! 504 00:42:55,848 --> 00:42:58,248 [Tires screeching] 505 00:43:10,095 --> 00:43:14,657 And furthermore, I want it to be known, that all the proceeds 506 00:43:14,733 --> 00:43:19,466 from my golf victory today will go to Medfield College. 507 00:43:19,538 --> 00:43:20,869 [Cheering] 508 00:43:20,939 --> 00:43:24,636 - I wonder where Dexter is. - Will you forget about Dexter? 509 00:44:12,124 --> 00:44:15,423 Oh, no! What's he doing out there? 510 00:44:16,662 --> 00:44:18,926 I think he wants us to stop the plane, sir. 511 00:44:18,997 --> 00:44:22,524 - What for? - He probably wants to get on board. 512 00:44:22,601 --> 00:44:24,796 Don't you think maybe we ought to let him? 513 00:44:24,870 --> 00:44:28,203 Of course not! What do we need with him? Sit back. 514 00:44:45,524 --> 00:44:48,186 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first tee. 515 00:44:48,260 --> 00:44:51,127 The trouble on this hole are some trees on the left fairway, 516 00:44:51,196 --> 00:44:54,529 but I don't think any of our golfers will have any trouble with that. 517 00:44:55,768 --> 00:44:59,033 And here is Billy Casper, former Open champ, 518 00:44:59,104 --> 00:45:02,164 considered by many to be one of the best putters on the tour. 519 00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:04,766 Trying for the $50,000 first prize. 520 00:45:09,848 --> 00:45:11,475 [Higgins] Billy. 521 00:45:12,718 --> 00:45:16,745 You mind? This is a little something that could help you. I picked this up. 522 00:45:16,822 --> 00:45:21,259 He seems to be getting a few tips from Dean Higgins, involving the hands. 523 00:45:22,194 --> 00:45:24,719 Wrist, you know what I mean? Wrist. 524 00:45:48,654 --> 00:45:51,987 [Reporter] That's a beauty. Higgins' tips obviously helped. 525 00:45:52,057 --> 00:45:55,322 He's well away from the trouble. Out about 270 yards. 526 00:45:55,394 --> 00:45:58,022 And here's controversial Dave Hill. 527 00:45:58,096 --> 00:46:00,462 Former Vardon trophy winner. 528 00:46:09,842 --> 00:46:13,141 A beautiful shot. He's right out there with Mr. Casper. 529 00:46:13,212 --> 00:46:16,648 It'll be interesting to see how Dean Higgins' unorthodox swing 530 00:46:16,715 --> 00:46:19,115 holds up against this competition. 531 00:46:27,726 --> 00:46:30,456 There's a pro! 532 00:46:49,314 --> 00:46:53,307 That's an interesting shot. I wonder what Dean Higgins has in mind. 533 00:46:56,755 --> 00:46:59,849 I don't have time for interviews now. Maybe later. 534 00:47:18,310 --> 00:47:22,041 [Reporter] We're watching Dean Higgins in his first attempt at getting out of a trap. 535 00:47:22,114 --> 00:47:26,107 He's entering the trap now, assuming his stance. 536 00:47:51,576 --> 00:47:55,034 Ladies and gentlemen, we're waiting for some word on Dean Higgins. 537 00:47:55,113 --> 00:47:57,411 Here are our pros Dave Hill and Billy Casper. 538 00:47:57,482 --> 00:47:59,916 - Where is he? - We're not sure. 539 00:47:59,985 --> 00:48:03,216 - You mean, he's still out there on a safari? - I'm afraid so. 540 00:48:05,357 --> 00:48:08,690 Our mobile crew thinks they've located him. 541 00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,627 - He's around the 12th fairway. - Beautiful. 542 00:48:12,431 --> 00:48:13,523 Jim, come in. 543 00:48:13,598 --> 00:48:16,624 Tom, I've spotted his caddy by a thicket on the left side. 544 00:48:19,771 --> 00:48:24,140 Dean Higgins must be in it because the caddy sure is passing in a lot of clubs. 545 00:48:33,452 --> 00:48:35,545 It's out! Right... 546 00:48:40,225 --> 00:48:41,749 Which club now? 547 00:48:41,827 --> 00:48:46,196 I think you better use the one you got. It's the straightest one we have left. 548 00:48:47,866 --> 00:48:51,029 We're sorry Dean Higgins can't be with us at this moment, 549 00:48:51,103 --> 00:48:53,765 but something unprecedented has happened. 550 00:48:53,839 --> 00:48:55,966 We seem to have lost him. 551 00:48:57,109 --> 00:49:00,806 But in the meanwhile, we want to thank Dave Hill and Billy... 552 00:49:00,879 --> 00:49:02,676 Just a moment. 553 00:49:03,749 --> 00:49:05,239 Yes, Jim. 554 00:49:06,051 --> 00:49:10,147 We seem to have found him. He's having trouble on the 13th hole. 555 00:49:11,623 --> 00:49:13,682 If you ask me, I think we ought to throw it up there. 556 00:49:13,759 --> 00:49:15,920 I didn't ask you. Besides we're on TV. 557 00:49:15,994 --> 00:49:20,397 You want people to think I can't shoot my way out of a little difficulty? 558 00:49:21,633 --> 00:49:23,362 Where'd it go? 559 00:49:25,137 --> 00:49:27,002 But I'm getting all wet! 560 00:49:27,072 --> 00:49:29,632 What do you think is happening to me? Just stay away! 561 00:49:30,909 --> 00:49:33,343 I think you better turn around! 562 00:49:33,412 --> 00:49:34,936 [Screaming] 563 00:49:46,725 --> 00:49:50,821 Crazy, isn't it? How could a guy be so good one week and so lousy the next? 564 00:49:52,064 --> 00:49:55,033 There's something weird going on around here, all right. 565 00:49:55,100 --> 00:49:58,968 I'll lay you odds if you keep your eye on Dexter Riley and that creative lab, 566 00:49:59,037 --> 00:50:01,403 you'll find out what it is. 567 00:50:06,244 --> 00:50:08,269 Not one word. 568 00:50:08,346 --> 00:50:12,112 I don't want to hear a single word. 569 00:50:13,452 --> 00:50:17,548 You, take those things and get rid of 'em. 570 00:50:17,622 --> 00:50:19,283 Yes, sir. 571 00:50:28,700 --> 00:50:29,997 [Higgins] Come in! 572 00:50:42,914 --> 00:50:46,748 - All right, what is it? - It's about the Forsythe Award, sir. 573 00:50:48,887 --> 00:50:53,620 It's an idea of what Druffle plans to prove with his bumble bee experiments. 574 00:50:56,261 --> 00:50:58,422 Of course, he will use real bees. 575 00:50:59,297 --> 00:51:04,428 And here's more or less of an outline of what he's trying to prove. 576 00:51:04,503 --> 00:51:07,802 Well, it looks very promising. 577 00:51:07,873 --> 00:51:11,309 I think he's definitely on the brink of a solution. 578 00:51:11,376 --> 00:51:17,440 I hope so, Lufkin, because frankly, I think that Druffle is our last chance. 579 00:51:17,516 --> 00:51:19,848 [Buzzer] 580 00:51:21,319 --> 00:51:22,980 Yes, Winifred? 581 00:51:23,054 --> 00:51:26,148 [Winifred] I hate to disturb you, but could Druffle come in and see you? 582 00:51:26,224 --> 00:51:28,454 Of course he can. 583 00:51:29,127 --> 00:51:31,652 She lets every nincompoop in this school in here, 584 00:51:31,730 --> 00:51:34,563 then she hesitates to let a real scholar like Druffle in. 585 00:51:34,633 --> 00:51:35,759 [Knocking] 586 00:51:35,834 --> 00:51:36,994 Yes, come in. 587 00:51:42,507 --> 00:51:47,137 Mr. Lufkin has been explaining to me... Who are you? 588 00:51:47,212 --> 00:51:48,406 [Mumbling] 589 00:51:49,247 --> 00:51:51,579 - What did he say? - I don't know. 590 00:51:51,650 --> 00:51:53,777 [Mumbles] The bees... 591 00:51:54,853 --> 00:51:56,912 What's that again? 592 00:52:02,994 --> 00:52:04,825 It's Druffle. 593 00:52:05,864 --> 00:52:09,459 "Bitten by bumble bees. Doctor says I'm allergic to them. 594 00:52:09,534 --> 00:52:15,063 "Will have to abandon experiment. Am taking pills. May be ready next year." 595 00:52:15,140 --> 00:52:19,099 We're through! There goes the Forsythe Award. 596 00:52:19,177 --> 00:52:22,704 There'll be no mortgage payment. Medfield is down the drain... 597 00:52:24,049 --> 00:52:27,610 Not quite, sir. There's... Dexter Riley. 598 00:52:27,686 --> 00:52:31,053 - He still thinks he has something. - He certainly does. 599 00:52:31,122 --> 00:52:34,990 A mental condition, with that invisibility experiment. 600 00:52:35,060 --> 00:52:38,757 Dean Higgins, who else have we got? 601 00:52:41,233 --> 00:52:42,632 Nobody. 602 00:52:43,568 --> 00:52:46,002 But Dexter Riley... 603 00:52:54,246 --> 00:52:58,342 [Dexter] Okay, the first thing we have to do is get everything organized. 604 00:52:58,416 --> 00:53:01,977 [Schuylar] Nobody seems to think we have a chance at winning this thing, 605 00:53:02,053 --> 00:53:05,386 but Debbie, you and I, and I guess maybe Lufkin. 606 00:53:05,457 --> 00:53:08,017 You didn't happen to talk to him, did you? 607 00:53:08,093 --> 00:53:11,494 [Dexter] Lufkin didn't seem too enthused, but we can't pay attention to that. 608 00:53:11,563 --> 00:53:14,123 After this showing, Medfield'll win the award money 609 00:53:14,199 --> 00:53:16,929 and you and I'll be written up in every chemistry book in the world. 610 00:53:17,002 --> 00:53:19,630 Me, written up in chemistry books? You gotta be kidding! 611 00:53:19,704 --> 00:53:23,640 - What's the matter with that? - I flunked chemistry last semester. 612 00:53:23,708 --> 00:53:28,668 That is kinda weird, isn't it? First things first. We'll spray you invisible. 613 00:53:28,747 --> 00:53:32,513 As soon as you disappear, pick those things on the table up one at a time. 614 00:53:32,584 --> 00:53:36,486 - It'll look like they're floating in the air. - That should look pretty good. 615 00:53:36,554 --> 00:53:39,250 [Dexter] You're darn right, it'll look terrific. Let's rehearse it. 616 00:53:39,324 --> 00:53:41,554 You're not gonna spray me tonight. 617 00:53:41,626 --> 00:53:44,322 We want to see exactly how this thing works, don't we? 618 00:53:44,396 --> 00:53:48,025 I've got a date in a half hour. I don't want that stuff all over me. 619 00:53:48,099 --> 00:53:50,124 I'd have to take another shower. 620 00:53:50,201 --> 00:53:52,897 This is the last time you'll do it. Now, hold still. 621 00:53:52,971 --> 00:53:54,996 I said I didn't want to do it. 622 00:53:59,311 --> 00:54:01,575 Dexter, now look what you've done! 623 00:54:01,646 --> 00:54:03,978 [Loud crash] 624 00:54:05,083 --> 00:54:07,643 Hold this. You better stay here. 625 00:54:15,994 --> 00:54:21,296 [Cookie] Sorry I startled you, but I got my foot stuck in this bucket. 626 00:54:27,138 --> 00:54:29,470 [Schuylar] Wonder how he did that? 627 00:54:29,541 --> 00:54:32,510 You know, some people don't care how they look at all. 628 00:54:37,816 --> 00:54:41,946 Boss, you are not going to believe this, but I saw it with my own eyes. 629 00:54:42,020 --> 00:54:45,820 - Yeah, Cookie? You saw what? - I don't how to tell you. It's crazy. 630 00:54:45,890 --> 00:54:48,484 - Tell me what it is. - You're gonna laugh at me. 631 00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:51,529 So I'll laugh at you! Will you tell me what it is? 632 00:54:51,596 --> 00:54:53,188 Well, this... 633 00:54:54,532 --> 00:54:55,658 Excuse me. 634 00:54:57,502 --> 00:55:01,598 This kid's got this spray, like they used to use for bugs... 635 00:55:02,841 --> 00:55:06,971 - Cookie, you're aggravating me! - You spray people with... 636 00:55:07,045 --> 00:55:10,378 Excuse me. I'm sorry, Al. 637 00:55:12,751 --> 00:55:16,118 - It makes people... - It makes them what? 638 00:55:16,187 --> 00:55:18,382 - You're not going to believe this. - Try me. 639 00:55:18,456 --> 00:55:19,548 Invisible. 640 00:55:21,493 --> 00:55:23,051 I believe you. 641 00:55:23,128 --> 00:55:26,564 You see, I knew! I knew like I know my own name. 642 00:55:28,533 --> 00:55:30,933 - You believe me? - You bet your sweet life, I do! 643 00:55:31,002 --> 00:55:33,732 I knew there was something crazy going on around here. 644 00:55:33,805 --> 00:55:36,569 Listen, birdbrain, this is what I want you to do. 645 00:56:34,399 --> 00:56:36,299 [Forsythe] You know what I mean? 646 00:56:36,367 --> 00:56:40,098 Good morning, Mr. Forsythe. It's so nice to see you again. 647 00:56:40,171 --> 00:56:41,832 Nice to see you. 648 00:56:41,906 --> 00:56:45,933 I saw you on the golf match on TV. Very funny. 649 00:56:46,010 --> 00:56:48,103 - Funny, indeed. - I don't know what happened. 650 00:56:48,179 --> 00:56:50,579 Golf isn't important. It's science. 651 00:56:50,648 --> 00:56:53,845 Hope you have something interesting for me. 652 00:56:53,918 --> 00:56:56,944 You should have seen our display last night. 653 00:56:57,021 --> 00:57:00,889 A new version of a helio-spectrogram. Quite remarkable. 654 00:57:00,959 --> 00:57:04,986 The Medfield Press predicted that State'll take first place with that one. 655 00:57:05,063 --> 00:57:08,032 [Forsythe] The Medfield Press isn't going to pick the winner of this contest. 656 00:57:08,099 --> 00:57:10,533 Medfield's display today, Rutland tomorrow. 657 00:57:10,602 --> 00:57:13,332 Then we'll let me announce the winner Friday night, won't we? 658 00:57:13,404 --> 00:57:15,929 - Yes, sir. - Better believe it. 659 00:57:16,007 --> 00:57:19,067 You sure you got everything worked out? You're not worried? 660 00:57:19,143 --> 00:57:23,705 Don't worry about me. I rise to the occasion when I perform in front of people. 661 00:57:23,781 --> 00:57:26,716 As soon as you finish your act, give Debbie the signal. 662 00:57:26,784 --> 00:57:29,776 She'll pour the water on you. This thing'll be terrific. 663 00:57:29,854 --> 00:57:32,789 Right this way, Mr. Forsythe. Good morning. 664 00:57:32,857 --> 00:57:36,623 Distinguished deans, honorable scholars, please come this way. 665 00:57:36,694 --> 00:57:39,060 This would be a good place to watch. 666 00:57:39,130 --> 00:57:42,327 This is Dexter Riley and his assistant. 667 00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:44,493 Nice to know you, young people. 668 00:57:44,569 --> 00:57:46,969 What've you got to show us? 669 00:57:47,038 --> 00:57:51,634 We've come up with something very extraordinary on invisibility. 670 00:57:53,044 --> 00:57:56,980 - You're not kidding us, are you? - I don't think so. 671 00:57:57,048 --> 00:57:59,175 Why don't you just sit down? 672 00:57:59,250 --> 00:58:02,651 Let me explain the procedure to you, so that no one will be alarmed. 673 00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:05,951 I'm going to spray this substance on Mr. Schuylar and he will disappear. 674 00:58:06,024 --> 00:58:10,893 He will then go to the table and raise those objects. He will talk as he does this, 675 00:58:10,962 --> 00:58:14,955 so that you will know that it's his invisible body raising the objects. 676 00:58:15,033 --> 00:58:16,193 All right? 677 00:58:16,267 --> 00:58:18,292 Now, watch closely. 678 00:58:25,810 --> 00:58:32,579 You don't see me, but... I am now walking toward the table. 679 00:58:34,485 --> 00:58:36,885 Now you will see a vase. 680 00:58:38,990 --> 00:58:41,458 It is floating in the air. 681 00:58:41,526 --> 00:58:44,689 But it is not floating in the air. 682 00:58:44,762 --> 00:58:46,957 Although you cannot see me, 683 00:58:47,031 --> 00:58:51,491 - I am holding the vase. - Schuylar! 684 00:58:51,569 --> 00:58:55,665 I am now walking back to the table. 685 00:58:56,941 --> 00:58:58,238 This ball. 686 00:59:00,478 --> 00:59:03,208 It seems to be bouncing by itself. 687 00:59:03,281 --> 00:59:07,945 However it is not. It is I who am bouncing the ball. 688 00:59:08,019 --> 00:59:10,613 We've had enough of this. Come along! 689 00:59:10,688 --> 00:59:12,349 [Forsythe] You call this science. 690 00:59:12,423 --> 00:59:15,187 It's a disgrace to the academic world. That's what it is. 691 00:59:17,362 --> 00:59:19,626 Don't apologize, Dean! 692 00:59:19,697 --> 00:59:22,097 It may have been a simple error in the formula. 693 00:59:22,433 --> 00:59:25,664 [Schuylar] I guess they've seen enough. I'm over here. 694 00:59:25,737 --> 00:59:28,968 You can hit me with the water now. I don't want to stay invisible too long. 695 00:59:34,245 --> 00:59:38,409 Pretty good, huh? But listen, next time try some lukewarm water. 696 00:59:38,483 --> 00:59:39,609 Okay? 697 00:59:39,684 --> 00:59:42,676 This isn't our formula. This is just colored water. 698 00:59:42,754 --> 00:59:45,416 - What do you mean? - You didn't disappear. 699 00:59:45,490 --> 00:59:49,017 I don't understand it, but somebody must've snuck in here and changed it. 700 00:59:49,093 --> 00:59:51,391 Nobody knew about it, but the three of us. 701 00:59:51,462 --> 00:59:53,191 - Hi, kids. - Hi, Charlie 702 00:59:53,264 --> 00:59:55,164 You mean I never was invisible? 703 00:59:55,233 --> 00:59:57,101 You didn't tell anybody, did you? 704 00:59:57,101 --> 00:59:57,328 You didn't tell anybody, did you? 705 00:59:57,402 --> 01:00:00,235 - Tell them what? - Charlie. 706 01:00:00,304 --> 01:00:04,638 - That other janitor, what's his name? - There's no other janitor. 707 01:00:04,709 --> 01:00:06,768 There was on Tuesday night. 708 01:00:06,844 --> 01:00:08,971 There's no janitor who works here on Tuesday nights. 709 01:00:09,047 --> 01:00:11,311 Part of Dean Higgins' economy plan. 710 01:00:11,382 --> 01:00:14,180 - And you know the dean. - Yeah, I do. 711 01:00:14,252 --> 01:00:15,810 Thanks a lot! 712 01:00:16,821 --> 01:00:20,348 It was that fake janitor that made the switch, whoever he was. 713 01:00:20,425 --> 01:00:22,620 I've seen that face somewhere before. 714 01:00:22,694 --> 01:00:26,095 - What face? - Arno's chauffeur. 715 01:00:26,164 --> 01:00:28,189 Arno with that stuff could be murder. 716 01:00:28,266 --> 01:00:31,963 - I wonder what he's gonna do with it. - And how are we going to find that out? 717 01:00:32,036 --> 01:00:34,402 Maybe we should let him tell us. 718 01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:38,065 Testing, one, two, three, four. 719 01:00:38,142 --> 01:00:40,269 [Dexter] Loud and clear. Good luck. 720 01:00:55,893 --> 01:00:59,727 Aren't those beautiful! 721 01:00:59,797 --> 01:01:03,528 - They're for Mr. Arno. Is he in? - They're gorgeous! 722 01:01:04,302 --> 01:01:06,099 I'll take them in. 723 01:01:06,170 --> 01:01:08,832 No, I'm sorry, but there's a message involved. 724 01:01:08,906 --> 01:01:13,570 We have to deliver them in person. There's a message for Mr. Arno. 725 01:01:14,746 --> 01:01:18,409 I see. Okay, just a minute. 726 01:01:23,554 --> 01:01:27,957 Mr. Arno, there are some delivery boys out here with some flowers for you. 727 01:01:28,025 --> 01:01:31,119 Flowers for me? Who'd be sending me flowers? 728 01:01:31,195 --> 01:01:33,163 [Secretary] I don't know, sir. 729 01:01:33,231 --> 01:01:34,425 Tell them to leave 'em. 730 01:01:34,499 --> 01:01:37,434 Sir, there's a message involved. 731 01:01:37,502 --> 01:01:40,300 They say they have to deliver them in person. 732 01:01:40,371 --> 01:01:42,737 All right, send them in. 733 01:01:43,975 --> 01:01:45,943 Who'd be sending me flowers? 734 01:01:51,849 --> 01:01:55,683 Mr. Arno, sir, these flowers are for you. 735 01:01:59,824 --> 01:02:01,223 Ready? 736 01:02:05,096 --> 01:02:08,065 [Humming] 737 01:02:09,834 --> 01:02:12,769 (music) Happy birthday to you 738 01:02:12,837 --> 01:02:15,829 (music) Happy birthday to you 739 01:02:15,907 --> 01:02:19,536 (music) Happy birthday, Mr. Arno 740 01:02:19,610 --> 01:02:22,511 (music) Happy birthday to you (music) 741 01:02:22,580 --> 01:02:25,378 Signed E.J. Higgins, Dean of Medfield College. 742 01:02:25,449 --> 01:02:28,213 But it isn't even my birthday. What's this all about? 743 01:02:28,286 --> 01:02:30,254 Why's he sending me flowers? 744 01:02:30,321 --> 01:02:33,518 I don't know, maybe he just likes you. 745 01:02:33,591 --> 01:02:36,082 - What? - We can't take them back. 746 01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:39,493 It really does liven up your office. 747 01:02:39,564 --> 01:02:41,429 Cookie, take care of them, will you? 748 01:02:41,499 --> 01:02:44,900 - They're plastic, too. - You don't have to water them. 749 01:02:44,969 --> 01:02:47,938 Just leave 'em alone and they'll last forever. 750 01:02:48,005 --> 01:02:50,633 That's good to know. Thank you very much, boys. 751 01:02:50,708 --> 01:02:53,871 I'll be sure to thank the dean when I see him. Goodbye. 752 01:02:55,179 --> 01:02:59,013 That takes care of the first part. We gotta set up a watch on this radio day and night 753 01:02:59,083 --> 01:03:01,483 till we find out what's going on. 754 01:03:01,552 --> 01:03:03,850 [Arno] Get a load of Dean Higgins sending me flowers. 755 01:03:03,921 --> 01:03:05,445 He must really be in a panic. 756 01:03:05,523 --> 01:03:09,584 He must think I'm going to foreclose on him. You know something, he's right! 757 01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:18,668 [Guard] All right, let's give us a little room, would you please. 758 01:03:19,170 --> 01:03:22,537 What do you know, a bank taking in money. That's pretty good. 759 01:03:22,607 --> 01:03:26,270 In this area, Friday's payday. The bank cashes a lot of paychecks. 760 01:03:26,344 --> 01:03:27,936 People coming in from all over. 761 01:03:28,012 --> 01:03:32,108 So, if you ever need any dough on a Friday, you know where to come. 762 01:03:32,183 --> 01:03:34,174 That's pretty good. 763 01:03:34,252 --> 01:03:36,550 - So long, Mr. Arno. - I'll be seeing you. 764 01:03:39,390 --> 01:03:42,086 [Cookie] 20 more points, I got you in a blitz. 765 01:03:42,159 --> 01:03:45,026 I wish you'd concentrate. I feel like I'm taking advantage of you. 766 01:03:50,835 --> 01:03:52,860 You threw this eighter? 767 01:03:54,071 --> 01:03:58,405 - Again? Man, you are killing me. - I don't know why you threw me the eight. 768 01:03:58,476 --> 01:04:01,309 [Cookie] You know I need the eight. Why'd you throw it? 769 01:04:01,379 --> 01:04:03,870 - I needed the eight. - [Alfred] I did not know. 770 01:04:03,948 --> 01:04:06,143 If I'd known, I wouldn't have thrown it to you. 771 01:04:07,351 --> 01:04:10,081 Okay, boys, put the cards away. We got business. 772 01:04:10,154 --> 01:04:12,315 - Big business. - [Cookie] What's up, chief? 773 01:04:12,390 --> 01:04:15,291 Alfred, first of all, I want you to go out and get a car. 774 01:04:15,359 --> 01:04:17,884 Something nondescript that people won't notice. 775 01:04:17,962 --> 01:04:20,089 Use a phony name, so it can't be traced back to us. 776 01:04:20,164 --> 01:04:20,932 I'm on my way. 777 01:04:20,932 --> 01:04:21,557 I'm on my way. 778 01:04:21,632 --> 01:04:24,692 - But his ice cream will melt. - Will you shut up and listen? 779 01:04:26,537 --> 01:04:29,438 Cookie, this will be the first one of many. 780 01:04:30,207 --> 01:04:33,802 If there was a chance of getting caught, I wouldn't try it, but there's no way. 781 01:04:33,878 --> 01:04:35,436 Invisible men walk into the bank. 782 01:04:35,513 --> 01:04:38,482 Spray the money invisible. Invisible men walk out. 783 01:04:38,549 --> 01:04:41,950 - The crime of the century. - [Cookie] What are you talking about? 784 01:04:42,019 --> 01:04:48,049 Cookie, at exactly 1:00 today, you and I are hitting the Medfield Bank. 785 01:04:59,704 --> 01:05:05,108 Vertical line, add on, using the principle of repetition... 786 01:05:05,176 --> 01:05:11,274 we see what is commonly referred to as the Roman Keyhole effect. 787 01:05:11,349 --> 01:05:15,718 But this in fact can be traced back to the early Phoenicians. 788 01:05:16,687 --> 01:05:20,680 Early Phoenician art can be traced back 789 01:05:20,758 --> 01:05:23,556 to the Franco-Cantabian-Paleolithic age, 790 01:05:23,627 --> 01:05:29,327 when the first implements fashioned by the hand and mind of man appeared. 791 01:05:30,167 --> 01:05:35,400 A fascinating question arises as to whether western naturalistic art 792 01:05:35,473 --> 01:05:40,877 ever made contact with the Caspian and Neolithic pre-Egyptian world. 793 01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:46,576 In order to study the Phoenician art form, 794 01:05:47,184 --> 01:05:50,517 we must first investigate the lifestyle of the period. 795 01:05:50,588 --> 01:05:53,455 And the accomplishments of these people. 796 01:05:53,524 --> 01:05:54,582 Pssst! 797 01:05:57,461 --> 01:05:58,519 [Professor] It is interesting to note... 798 01:05:58,596 --> 01:06:01,531 - Pssst! - [Professor]... that the color purple 799 01:06:01,599 --> 01:06:07,970 was first found by the early Phoenicians in a Mediterranean shellfish... 800 01:06:08,039 --> 01:06:10,234 Excuse me, Professor. 801 01:06:10,307 --> 01:06:13,140 ...by the name of Murex. 802 01:06:17,882 --> 01:06:22,285 - Excuse me. - That is found in the Mediterranean Sea. 803 01:06:22,353 --> 01:06:25,948 An extract by the name of Murex. 804 01:06:28,125 --> 01:06:31,959 Murex, which is spelled... 805 01:06:33,264 --> 01:06:34,856 M... 806 01:06:36,867 --> 01:06:38,494 M... 807 01:06:38,569 --> 01:06:40,901 So, that's what they're planning. 808 01:06:40,971 --> 01:06:43,496 If we can get that formula back, we can still win that award. 809 01:06:43,574 --> 01:06:45,804 They don't announce the winner till tonight. 810 01:06:45,876 --> 01:06:47,639 You go to the police and tell them what you heard. 811 01:06:47,711 --> 01:06:50,145 The rest of us will go down to the bank. Let's go! 812 01:06:51,982 --> 01:06:55,349 Now, you're sure about this? 813 01:06:55,419 --> 01:06:58,479 You could be in an awful lot of trouble if you're wrong. 814 01:06:58,556 --> 01:07:01,855 Yes, sir, I understand that. I'll guarantee it. 815 01:07:01,926 --> 01:07:06,363 Burns, I think you better go around and warn all the tellers. 816 01:07:06,430 --> 01:07:08,398 But Mr. Sampson... 817 01:07:09,066 --> 01:07:11,694 I'm not saying shoot to kill. 818 01:07:11,769 --> 01:07:13,828 Just to keep an eye on him, that's all. 819 01:07:13,904 --> 01:07:17,396 Excuse me, sir, keeping an eye on him won't do any good. 820 01:07:17,475 --> 01:07:18,908 Why not? 821 01:07:20,277 --> 01:07:23,075 You won't be able to see them. 822 01:07:23,681 --> 01:07:25,308 What? 823 01:07:26,917 --> 01:07:28,976 You see, they'll be invisible. 824 01:07:29,053 --> 01:07:31,578 And they'll make the money invisible too, 825 01:07:33,491 --> 01:07:36,756 so... you really won't see anything. 826 01:07:36,827 --> 01:07:39,625 You'll just find the money gone. That's all. 827 01:07:41,232 --> 01:07:44,724 How do you propose to stop all this? 828 01:07:44,802 --> 01:07:49,136 In order to make the money visible, all we have to do is wet them down. 829 01:07:49,206 --> 01:07:51,265 Wet them down? 830 01:07:55,713 --> 01:07:58,375 Wet them down, I see. 831 01:07:59,450 --> 01:08:04,444 I suppose you're suggesting we drive a fire truck right in here to the bank. 832 01:08:04,522 --> 01:08:06,513 Something like that? 833 01:08:06,590 --> 01:08:08,421 I didn't mean that exactly. 834 01:08:08,492 --> 01:08:12,019 This is the biggest bunch of nonsense I've ever heard in my life. 835 01:08:13,330 --> 01:08:16,265 Burns, you may return to your duties. 836 01:08:16,333 --> 01:08:19,598 Good day, Mr. Riley. 837 01:08:19,670 --> 01:08:21,535 Mr. Sampson... 838 01:08:40,257 --> 01:08:43,090 - What happened? - What'd he say? 839 01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:46,254 - He wouldn't believe us. - Nobody believes us. 840 01:08:46,330 --> 01:08:48,525 Hey, guys! How'd it go? 841 01:08:48,599 --> 01:08:49,930 [Dexter] Nothing. What did the police say? 842 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:53,163 - They said I was nuts. - It's enough to drive you crazy. 843 01:08:53,237 --> 01:08:55,569 We could solve the school's problems and save the bank, 844 01:08:55,639 --> 01:08:58,369 if we could just get somebody to listen to us! 845 01:08:58,442 --> 01:09:00,933 Wait a second! Water! 846 01:09:01,011 --> 01:09:05,778 Don't you see? Go to the hardware store and get a fire hose and a wrench. 847 01:09:05,849 --> 01:09:08,875 - Hurry up. We haven't got much time left. - Let's go! 848 01:09:12,156 --> 01:09:15,250 - [Dick] Here he comes. - [Dexter] Get down! 849 01:09:17,394 --> 01:09:20,386 [Cookie] How 'bout this? A spot right in front of the joint! 850 01:09:20,464 --> 01:09:23,126 [Arno] Just don't hit the car in back of you, stupid! 851 01:09:36,280 --> 01:09:38,214 [Footsteps] 852 01:09:46,790 --> 01:09:49,657 Hurry, those guys are in there already. 853 01:09:54,231 --> 01:09:57,132 A few more of these and we can break for lunch. 854 01:09:57,201 --> 01:10:00,693 It's about time. My stomach's been growling for the last hour. 855 01:10:00,771 --> 01:10:03,239 Why don't we go to Eddy's? He's got great chili. 856 01:10:03,307 --> 01:10:05,070 [Yelping] 857 01:10:05,142 --> 01:10:08,771 We don't have to have chili. We could have hot dogs and beans. 858 01:10:08,846 --> 01:10:10,814 What's the matter with you? 859 01:10:13,450 --> 01:10:16,317 [Arno] Cookie, spray all the loot, then put that thing under your coat. 860 01:10:16,387 --> 01:10:17,979 Gotcha, boss. 861 01:10:19,223 --> 01:10:22,420 - [Cookie] This stuff really works! - [Arno] Okay, let's get out of here. 862 01:10:22,493 --> 01:10:24,586 - Come on, Schuylar, step on it! - I am! 863 01:10:27,831 --> 01:10:29,799 Will you hurry? They'll be gone in a second! 864 01:10:29,867 --> 01:10:32,529 It's stuck! I bet nobody's turned it in years. 865 01:10:32,603 --> 01:10:33,968 Give it all you got! 866 01:10:36,006 --> 01:10:37,906 [Cookie] This money's heavier than I thought. 867 01:10:37,975 --> 01:10:40,000 [Arno] Will you keep quiet? 868 01:10:51,555 --> 01:10:53,614 Come on, they're getting away! 869 01:10:59,930 --> 01:11:01,124 Got it! 870 01:11:04,702 --> 01:11:06,533 Those are the wrong guys! 871 01:11:06,603 --> 01:11:07,900 Turn it off! 872 01:11:12,676 --> 01:11:15,076 They're heading for the West End. 873 01:11:15,145 --> 01:11:20,014 You and Dick, get down to Taylor Street. See if you can't cut 'em off at Osbourne. 874 01:11:30,861 --> 01:11:32,852 Burns, what's happened? 875 01:11:32,930 --> 01:11:36,388 I don't know. I was just standing here and the lights went out. 876 01:11:36,467 --> 01:11:40,870 That kid was right. Why didn't you listen to him? 877 01:11:44,742 --> 01:11:47,302 Operator, get me the police. 878 01:12:06,196 --> 01:12:07,925 [Cookie] Nice day, officer. 879 01:12:24,348 --> 01:12:25,815 [Cookie] It's them kids! 880 01:12:30,487 --> 01:12:33,354 - What do we do, boss? We're trapped. - [Arno] I'll show you! 881 01:12:33,424 --> 01:12:35,358 - [Gunshots] - [Screaming] 882 01:12:40,497 --> 01:12:42,556 Everybody stay down. 883 01:12:44,368 --> 01:12:47,360 - [Air hissing from tire] - [Schuylar] Oh, no. 884 01:12:47,438 --> 01:12:50,635 Okay, kids, clear out or we're coming out to get you! 885 01:12:52,142 --> 01:12:54,269 Dexter, maybe we'd better be on our way. 886 01:12:54,344 --> 01:12:56,278 Schuylar, stay behind your car. 887 01:12:56,346 --> 01:12:58,473 [Sirens wailing] 888 01:12:59,950 --> 01:13:02,111 [Cookie] Now we got cops. I don't like it. 889 01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:05,613 [Schuylar] The police! Come on, Sergeant. 890 01:13:05,689 --> 01:13:07,122 [Dexter] We got 'em trapped. 891 01:13:09,226 --> 01:13:10,557 Watch out! 892 01:13:12,362 --> 01:13:15,331 What's going on here? Let's get these cars out of here. 893 01:13:15,399 --> 01:13:19,495 - I got to get to a bank robbery. - We got the robbers trapped in that car. 894 01:13:19,570 --> 01:13:20,871 - You what? - You can't see them, that's all. 895 01:13:20,871 --> 01:13:22,338 - You what? - You can't see them, that's all. 896 01:13:22,406 --> 01:13:24,966 Don't you give me any more of that invisible nonsense. 897 01:13:25,042 --> 01:13:26,441 I had enough down at the station! 898 01:13:26,510 --> 01:13:28,375 [Gunshot] 899 01:13:30,747 --> 01:13:33,238 You know something, boy, I'm beginning to believe you. 900 01:13:34,117 --> 01:13:37,280 - Shall we shoot, Sarge? - What at? 901 01:13:37,354 --> 01:13:40,255 - [Arno] Let's get out of here. - [Cookie] You're the boss. 902 01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:45,260 [Sergeant] They're going to ram us. Let's go. 903 01:13:45,329 --> 01:13:47,422 Let's get out of here! 904 01:13:48,799 --> 01:13:50,357 My insurance! 905 01:13:53,070 --> 01:13:55,470 Murph, they hit our unit! 906 01:13:57,875 --> 01:13:59,502 Come on, let's get that thing! 907 01:14:31,508 --> 01:14:33,908 - [Schuylar] Dexter, a car! - [Dexter] Hold on! 908 01:14:41,885 --> 01:14:44,046 [Cookie] We're in trouble. The cops are getting closer. 909 01:14:44,121 --> 01:14:48,251 [Arno] You're telling me. I got it! Spray the car invisible. 910 01:14:48,325 --> 01:14:50,418 [Cookie] Boss, you're a genius. 911 01:14:50,494 --> 01:14:52,621 [Sirens wailing] 912 01:14:52,696 --> 01:14:55,130 [Arno] Will you hurry up? We haven't got all day. 913 01:15:00,504 --> 01:15:03,302 [Cookie] There's no cop on earth could touch us now. 914 01:15:04,374 --> 01:15:07,639 Go to the right of that truck, Murph. Slow down, it's an intersection. 915 01:15:07,711 --> 01:15:10,373 Don't worry, Sarge, it's clear as a bell. 916 01:15:14,885 --> 01:15:17,217 [Cookie] It's the cop's car! How could he hit us? 917 01:15:17,287 --> 01:15:18,584 [Arno] Because he didn't see us. 918 01:15:18,655 --> 01:15:20,850 [Cookie] Come on, let's get out of here. 919 01:15:20,924 --> 01:15:23,017 [Tires screeching] 920 01:15:27,664 --> 01:15:30,292 - What'd you hit? - I don't really know. 921 01:15:30,367 --> 01:15:32,267 I bet they sprayed the car invisible. 922 01:15:32,336 --> 01:15:35,931 - You know something, I think he's right. - We hit something. 923 01:15:36,006 --> 01:15:37,530 See you, Sarge. 924 01:15:37,608 --> 01:15:39,735 Wait a minute. Crazy kids. 925 01:15:39,810 --> 01:15:41,903 Look out, Murphy! 926 01:15:45,649 --> 01:15:47,116 Attention, all cars. 927 01:15:47,184 --> 01:15:50,381 Bank robbers headed south on Osbourne St. Near 10th. 928 01:15:51,722 --> 01:15:54,987 - In an invisible car. - [Dispatch] An invisible what, Sarge? 929 01:15:55,058 --> 01:15:57,856 You heard me, I said invisible car. 930 01:15:57,928 --> 01:16:01,022 There's a bunch of kids in a dune buggy tailing them. 931 01:16:01,098 --> 01:16:03,032 When you see 'em, close in. Out. 932 01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:06,035 That's the problem with the department. No imagination. 933 01:16:06,103 --> 01:16:08,367 What's so strange about an invisible car? 934 01:16:08,438 --> 01:16:09,803 Nothing. 935 01:16:11,675 --> 01:16:13,643 We can't be too far behind him. 936 01:16:13,710 --> 01:16:15,803 Keep your eyes open for anything. 937 01:16:18,815 --> 01:16:21,045 There he is! 938 01:16:23,887 --> 01:16:25,354 [Arno] Stop, you're gonna hit those guys. 939 01:16:25,422 --> 01:16:27,117 [Cookie] I can't. The kids are right behind me. 940 01:16:30,427 --> 01:16:32,520 - There he is! - Look out! 941 01:16:36,166 --> 01:16:38,031 [Arno] Watch it, watch it. 942 01:16:38,101 --> 01:16:40,001 Watch it! 943 01:16:41,438 --> 01:16:43,804 - [Debbie] We're gonna get wet. - [Dexter] Hold on. 944 01:16:44,808 --> 01:16:47,641 - What'd you go up on the sidewalk for? - Do you want to drive? 945 01:16:47,711 --> 01:16:49,235 - There's no top. - Be careful. 946 01:16:49,312 --> 01:16:50,870 All right! 947 01:16:50,947 --> 01:16:53,973 Sergeant Cassidy, come in please. 948 01:16:54,051 --> 01:16:55,575 This is Sgt. Cassidy. 949 01:16:55,652 --> 01:16:59,918 The invisible vehicle eluded us. He's evidently following Fuller St. Out of town. 950 01:17:01,158 --> 01:17:03,058 Have your men follow three abreast, 951 01:17:03,126 --> 01:17:06,527 I'll have the highway patrol set up a roadblock near the park. Out. 952 01:17:06,596 --> 01:17:08,928 - Roger. - He won't get away from us this time. 953 01:17:08,999 --> 01:17:10,591 Not this time. 954 01:17:23,180 --> 01:17:27,014 [Arno] They think they got us! Pull over to the side of the road. Let the kids go by. 955 01:17:32,923 --> 01:17:35,414 [Dexter] Those guys aren't doing anything. 956 01:17:35,492 --> 01:17:37,483 We must've passed right by 'em. 957 01:17:42,299 --> 01:17:44,096 [Arno] Now, Cookie, take us home. 958 01:17:44,167 --> 01:17:46,795 We'll hit the showers and set up our alibi. 959 01:17:46,870 --> 01:17:49,805 [Cookie] Okay, boss, but I hope you know what you're doing. 960 01:17:50,474 --> 01:17:52,203 What happened to the invisible car? 961 01:17:52,275 --> 01:17:54,800 Probably let you slip by them, then went back the other way. 962 01:17:54,878 --> 01:17:58,041 But don't worry, we'll get him. In fact, he's practically in our hands right now. 963 01:17:58,115 --> 01:18:00,583 - [Cookie] We lost 'em. - [Arno] Sure. 964 01:18:00,650 --> 01:18:02,481 [Arno] Down the bridle path. 965 01:18:25,509 --> 01:18:27,306 [Horn beeping] 966 01:18:28,545 --> 01:18:32,072 - [Horses whinnying] - [Horn beeping] 967 01:18:32,149 --> 01:18:34,743 [Cookie] Hey, get them nags out of the way here! 968 01:18:34,818 --> 01:18:36,649 [Horn continues beeping] 969 01:18:39,055 --> 01:18:41,853 He broke through the bridle trail and headed down Peppertree Lane. 970 01:18:41,925 --> 01:18:44,223 He's probably heading south. 971 01:18:44,294 --> 01:18:46,888 I'll alert the Riverton police department. 972 01:18:46,963 --> 01:18:50,160 In the meantime, your units can head on down there. 973 01:18:50,233 --> 01:18:52,428 - Right. - Officer, can I speak to the sergeant? 974 01:18:52,502 --> 01:18:56,268 - I'm sorry, it's for official use only. - I gotta speak to him. He's all wrong. 975 01:18:56,339 --> 01:19:00,241 Yeah, I'm sure of that. All right, fellas, move out for Riverton. 976 01:19:00,310 --> 01:19:02,471 - Where to now? - [Dexter] To see Sgt. Cassidy. 977 01:19:02,546 --> 01:19:04,878 - Why? - Because I think he's wrong. 978 01:19:09,486 --> 01:19:11,477 [Sirens wailing] 979 01:19:38,715 --> 01:19:41,548 I wonder what Cassidy'll say this time. 980 01:19:41,618 --> 01:19:45,486 Whoever did this is just like any other crook. He's got the money. 981 01:19:45,555 --> 01:19:48,956 Now all he wants to do is get as far away from this town as possible. 982 01:19:49,025 --> 01:19:51,892 If you ask me, he's on his way to Riverton right now. 983 01:19:51,962 --> 01:19:56,399 Arno's different. He'll want to come back, become visible and establish an alibi. 984 01:19:56,466 --> 01:20:00,960 Son, that's just a guess. We've got this whole thing figured out. 985 01:20:02,572 --> 01:20:04,540 It's about time you got here. 986 01:20:04,608 --> 01:20:09,204 I'm sorry, Sarge. They had me out looking for an invisible car. 987 01:20:09,279 --> 01:20:11,941 I think the department's going nuts. 988 01:20:13,216 --> 01:20:16,811 You do? Come on, let's get to Riverton. 989 01:20:23,526 --> 01:20:25,960 We might as well go on home. We've done all we can here. 990 01:20:26,029 --> 01:20:29,965 - Wait a second, we have to get my car. - I forgot about that thing. 991 01:20:30,033 --> 01:20:32,467 What do you mean, "that thing"? 992 01:20:41,111 --> 01:20:43,272 [Arno] Look out for the police car! 993 01:20:47,017 --> 01:20:49,850 That's him. By golly, the kid was right, Murph. 994 01:20:56,259 --> 01:20:59,990 Attention, all units. Invisible car now going north on Osbourne. 995 01:21:01,298 --> 01:21:05,428 How could you expect us to change the tire when you haven't got a spare? 996 01:21:05,502 --> 01:21:09,029 You could've patched it or something. You guys had plenty of time. 997 01:21:09,105 --> 01:21:11,266 - You can't patch that thing. Look at it. - [Sirens wailing] 998 01:21:11,341 --> 01:21:14,435 Wait a minute. You guys hear those sirens? They must've found Arno. 999 01:21:14,511 --> 01:21:16,342 It sounds like he's headed for Highland Park. 1000 01:21:16,413 --> 01:21:20,372 - That's where Arno lives. - Chester Ave. Is the only way in there. 1001 01:21:20,450 --> 01:21:23,749 If we block it off, we've got him caged in, right? Let's go! 1002 01:21:23,820 --> 01:21:26,653 How am I gonna get there? I got a flat tire. 1003 01:21:28,091 --> 01:21:30,355 Ride your rim. 1004 01:21:55,185 --> 01:21:58,120 - Come on, Schuylar, bring it over here. - I'm coming. 1005 01:22:01,458 --> 01:22:05,895 - Schuylar, hurry up! - I can't. I think I'm out of gas. 1006 01:22:06,429 --> 01:22:08,454 Come on, let's shove him in. 1007 01:22:15,705 --> 01:22:18,265 - Come on! - [Dexter] Push! 1008 01:22:20,610 --> 01:22:22,407 [Arno] Is this as fast as this thing'll go? 1009 01:22:22,479 --> 01:22:25,573 [Cookie] I got it floored, boss. I don't know what more you want me to do. 1010 01:22:26,750 --> 01:22:28,377 - [Arno] Go through there. - [Cookie] Gotcha. 1011 01:22:28,451 --> 01:22:30,043 We're out of control, boss. 1012 01:22:36,226 --> 01:22:37,523 Let's go! 1013 01:22:51,508 --> 01:22:52,998 Oh, my God! 1014 01:22:54,944 --> 01:22:56,741 What's going on? 1015 01:23:03,119 --> 01:23:05,917 - What happened? - You idiot! 1016 01:23:06,923 --> 01:23:09,221 - There they are! - A pool. 1017 01:23:09,292 --> 01:23:11,385 - There's the formula. - It's over there. 1018 01:23:14,364 --> 01:23:16,355 - Boss, I can't swim. - Good! 1019 01:23:17,634 --> 01:23:20,228 Don't just stand around. Let's get him out of there! 1020 01:23:21,504 --> 01:23:24,064 [Sergeant] Pull them out. Get 'em over to the police car. 1021 01:23:26,776 --> 01:23:29,609 - [Arno] You stupid... - Knock it off. Get 'em over there. 1022 01:23:30,680 --> 01:23:32,739 - Come on. - Got it! 1023 01:23:32,816 --> 01:23:35,114 There still might be time. Let's go. Hurry! 1024 01:23:42,058 --> 01:23:46,017 Look at him. The winner won't be announced for five minutes 1025 01:23:46,096 --> 01:23:49,065 and there he is accepting congratulations. 1026 01:23:49,132 --> 01:23:51,327 The man is disgusting. 1027 01:23:51,401 --> 01:23:55,394 That improvement in the helio-spectrogram was really something. 1028 01:23:55,472 --> 01:23:59,602 - I'm afraid he deserves to win. - He does not! 1029 01:23:59,676 --> 01:24:01,769 If Druffle hadn't been bitten by those bumble bees, 1030 01:24:01,845 --> 01:24:03,813 we'd have had this thing locked up. 1031 01:24:03,880 --> 01:24:06,872 He's winning by forfeit. He's always pulling something like this. 1032 01:24:06,950 --> 01:24:09,976 The man's behavior is practically criminal. 1033 01:24:12,489 --> 01:24:15,788 Eugene, how nice to see you. 1034 01:24:16,759 --> 01:24:20,024 Hello, Collingsgood. Congratulations. 1035 01:24:20,096 --> 01:24:23,122 You can't congratulate me now. There are four minutes left. 1036 01:24:23,199 --> 01:24:24,962 We don't even know who won yet. 1037 01:24:25,034 --> 01:24:28,731 There's Mr. Forsythe on the platform. Will you excuse me? 1038 01:24:28,805 --> 01:24:31,865 I want to get close, so I don't have to fight through the crowd 1039 01:24:31,941 --> 01:24:34,603 - when the announcement is made. - Certainly. 1040 01:24:36,079 --> 01:24:38,479 He doesn't know who the winner is going to be, 1041 01:24:38,548 --> 01:24:42,712 but he wants to be close, so he doesn't have to fight his way through the crowd. 1042 01:24:45,555 --> 01:24:47,580 [Tires screeching] 1043 01:24:48,258 --> 01:24:49,850 I hope we're not too late. 1044 01:24:52,162 --> 01:24:54,562 [Dexter] Forsythe, wait a second! 1045 01:24:56,065 --> 01:24:57,999 Have you announced the winner yet? 1046 01:24:58,067 --> 01:24:59,796 - No. - We've still got time then. 1047 01:24:59,869 --> 01:25:00,995 We got it! 1048 01:25:01,070 --> 01:25:03,538 The real formula got stolen and we just got it back. 1049 01:25:03,606 --> 01:25:06,404 If you'll let us demonstrate, it'll just take a second. 1050 01:25:06,476 --> 01:25:09,206 It sounds unbelievable, but go ahead. 1051 01:25:09,279 --> 01:25:11,873 Thanks. Okay, Schuylar, get over there. 1052 01:25:11,948 --> 01:25:14,917 Not with the invisibility again! 1053 01:25:14,984 --> 01:25:17,782 They're not going to get away with it this time. 1054 01:25:17,854 --> 01:25:19,481 Okay, I'm ready. 1055 01:25:19,556 --> 01:25:22,354 If you just watch closely, it only takes two squirts. 1056 01:25:22,425 --> 01:25:24,017 Stop that! 1057 01:25:24,727 --> 01:25:27,525 Sorry, Dean, I didn't mean to get it on... 1058 01:25:30,033 --> 01:25:32,866 - You didn't disappear. - He's still there. 1059 01:25:32,936 --> 01:25:34,904 Of course, I didn't disappear. 1060 01:25:34,971 --> 01:25:37,303 Can you get it through your thick heads once and for all 1061 01:25:37,373 --> 01:25:39,341 nobody is going to disappear?! 1062 01:25:39,409 --> 01:25:41,775 I don't know why they insist on ridiculing me. 1063 01:25:41,844 --> 01:25:44,312 First that Schuylar walks around... 1064 01:25:46,049 --> 01:25:49,177 - Something's happened. - Smells like chlorine. 1065 01:25:49,252 --> 01:25:52,221 - It does. - Maybe some pool water got into it. 1066 01:25:52,288 --> 01:25:53,846 Maybe it's just diluted. 1067 01:25:53,923 --> 01:25:57,154 There is no such thing as invisibility. 1068 01:26:00,763 --> 01:26:02,253 There it goes! 1069 01:26:05,802 --> 01:26:09,829 [Higgins] I think I'll go home. You should too, you're getting that blank look again. 1070 01:26:14,077 --> 01:26:16,637 Congratulations once more. 1071 01:26:16,713 --> 01:26:19,910 You ought to start working out. Your grip isn't what it used to be. 1072 01:26:22,018 --> 01:26:26,284 Goodbye, folks. People certainly get carried away at these parties. 1073 01:26:26,356 --> 01:26:27,823 [Screaming] 1074 01:26:27,890 --> 01:26:30,450 [Higgins] Thanks for the invitation, Mr. Forsythe. 1075 01:26:30,526 --> 01:26:33,620 What's the matter with everyone? Are they going crazy? 1076 01:26:33,696 --> 01:26:34,685 [Screaming] 1077 01:26:34,764 --> 01:26:37,289 [Higgins] My dear fella, you ought to get other work. 1078 01:26:37,367 --> 01:26:39,961 You're making everybody nervous. 1079 01:26:41,671 --> 01:26:43,798 I've never seen people act so strange. 1080 01:26:43,873 --> 01:26:47,104 I wonder what was in that champagne. I'll have to... 1081 01:26:47,176 --> 01:26:49,474 [screaming] 1082 01:26:52,715 --> 01:26:54,649 What's he doing lying on the floor? 1083 01:26:58,388 --> 01:27:00,879 What a dream! Wait a minute, I'm here? 1084 01:27:00,957 --> 01:27:02,447 It wasn't a dream? 1085 01:27:03,393 --> 01:27:05,258 It certainly wasn't. 1086 01:27:05,328 --> 01:27:07,558 Dean Eugene Higgins... 1087 01:27:07,630 --> 01:27:12,124 I take great pride in presenting this check to Medfield College. 1088 01:27:12,201 --> 01:27:17,867 $50,000. The Forsythe Science Award, 1089 01:27:18,408 --> 01:27:22,367 for your massive contribution to the advancement of science. 1090 01:27:28,751 --> 01:27:29,652 That was close! 1091 01:27:29,652 --> 01:27:30,550 That was close! 1092 01:27:30,620 --> 01:27:32,952 We just won the award by the skin of our teeth. 1093 01:27:33,022 --> 01:27:37,254 [Dexter] We sure did. At least Higgins can pay off that $50,000 mortgage now. 1094 01:27:37,327 --> 01:27:40,728 - The school's good for another year. - [Debbie] But that's the problem. 1095 01:27:40,797 --> 01:27:45,530 He was able to come up with $50,000 this year because you invented invisibility. 1096 01:27:45,601 --> 01:27:48,832 But next year he's got to come up with $50,000 again. 1097 01:27:48,905 --> 01:27:51,135 Plus, I discovered invisibility by accident. 1098 01:27:51,207 --> 01:27:53,300 How many times is something like that gonna happen? 1099 01:27:53,376 --> 01:27:57,472 [Schuylar] Don't start borrowing trouble. This year's all taken care of, right? 1100 01:27:58,247 --> 01:28:01,648 As far as next year is concerned, don't worry about it. 1101 01:28:01,718 --> 01:28:03,709 I'll think of something.92743

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