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- Did I miss anything?
- No, he's doing the same old thing.
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[Higgins] Lufkin, why is it that every time
we have a budget meeting,
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- you stir up trouble?
- [Lufkin] I'm not trying to stir up trouble.
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I'm just trying to get what I need,
so we can have a decent lab.
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[Higgins] I think you've got what you need.
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Need I remind you, it was just last year
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that we bought 10 new
Bunsen burners for that lab.
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We've got to draw the line somewhere.
This can't go on forever.
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But our students have to experiment.
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Be creative.
That's what science is all about.
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Creative, my foot.
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You're talking about this bunch out there
being creative. That's impossible.
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[Lufkin] You're being unfair, Dean Higgins.
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Suppose people had taken
that attitude about Thomas Edison?
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We're not talking about people like Edison.
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We're talking about people
like Dexter Riley.
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Believe me, Dexter Riley
is no Thomas Edison.
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[Dexter] Nobody ever said he was!
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Of course, nobody said he was.
That would be a ridiculous thing to say...
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No, Lufkin, I think you better forget
about your course in creative lab.
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Just stick with the old
conventional systems.
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Burn the sulfur, make clouds,
smell up the place, like you do.
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[Lufkin] Now, really, Dean Higgins.
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That was good enough for the '40s,
but today, science...
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Why is it that every time we have
a meeting, they're out there?
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Listening to something?
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[Buzzer]
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- They're just having a little gathering.
- I don't like little gatherings.
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They make me nervous. I don't even like...
Yes, Winifred?
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Who? Yes, I'll talk to him, Winifred.
That'll be all today, gentlemen.
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That was even duller than usual.
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But you gotta listen.
You never know what might come up.
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Yes, Helwig, did you find out anything?
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Yes, I've been watching them.
They've been bugging your office.
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[Higgins] They've been bugging
my office?
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- What?
- [Higgins] Are you sure?
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What'd he say?
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We'll find out! Wait a minute.
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I should've known.
I wonder where they hid that thing.
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- He's on to us.
- What are we gonna do?
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- We gotta do something in a hurry.
- Let's get moving.
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Behind the books,
that's where they'd hide it.
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They're worried about the establishment.
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Hello? I'll show them what
the establishment really is.
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Soon as I find the evidence,
I'll expel them all.
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Tuition or no tuition, I'll get
a federal grant. I don't need them.
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Nothing under here.
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No! My homework!
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Anything wrong, Dean Higgins?
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No, nothing's wrong.
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You need an electrician or anything?
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No, I don't need an electrician.
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You don't have to snap my head off.
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If I wanted an electrician,
I'd have called one in the first place.
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Don't they ever clean this thing? I don't
know what I pay that janitor for anyway.
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Excuse me, could you show me
my attendance file in history?
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Mr. Baines says I missed half
my classes and I don't believe it.
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I don't think I missed any.
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- The name?
- Schuylar, Richard Schuylar.
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Says here you've been absent
every Thursday.
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You mean it's on Thursdays, too?
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I only thought it was on Tuesdays.
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No wonder all those epics
seemed to roll along so fast.
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I think I got the answer.
If I flunk it this semester,
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I'll go on Thursdays next semester
and pick up the stuff I missed.
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Thanks, Mrs. Kesley, you'll never
know how much you helped me!
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Dean Higgins, do you mind
if I change your flowers?
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No, I don't. I've got more
important things on my mind.
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[Higgins] Wait!
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I knew it. It's those flowers.
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All right, Dexter Riley,
I know you're in there.
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Imagine it, sir. If one of our own students
could actually win the Forsythe Award!
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- With this bunch, that's impossible.
- Good morning, Dean Higgins.
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- But Dean, it's $50,000 this year.
- Really? $50,000?
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Morning, Dean Higgins.
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Young Druffle seems to have come up
with something very promising.
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He's one of our honor students. What's
he doing here with a crowd like this?
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Good morning, Dean.
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There's another beaut, that Schuylar.
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Right this way, sir.
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Well, Druffle...
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I thought we might give Dean Higgins
a progress report on your experiment.
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Certainly. Good morning.
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Morning.
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Actually, my work with bumble bees
is based on a very simple theory.
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See, when you consider
the mass of the body of the bee,
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the drag quotient far outmeasures
the foil efficiency and the lift field.
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- Ergo, it's fairly safe to say...
- Thank you, Druffle.
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Morning, Dean.
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Howdy ho, Dean.
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- Tell them not to touch me.
- Please.
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I know what Tinkertoys are when
I see them, but what is this monstrosity?
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- What is this?
- It's an invention of my own.
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I can imagine.
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People have been trying to figure out
the problem of invisibility.
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- I didn't know that was a problem.
- Things have changed.
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A lot has happened
since Einstein split the atom.
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This looks like one of them.
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It looks complicated, but actually
it's very simple once you understand it.
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I'm not sure I care to understand it.
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First of all, you have to read
Bersokoff's book on quantum mechanics.
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- I do. And who was Bersokoff?
- You don't know him?
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That's funny, he was a very famous
18th century Russian scientist.
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He was the man who developed the theory,
"If we could prevent reflection..."
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Let me show you.
If we could prevent reflection by...
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bending light waves around objects
with a non-reflectable liquid,
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we could make those objects invisible.
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That was his theory?
Making objects invisible?
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- Yes, sir.
- That's idiotic.
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No, sir, it's a very sound theory.
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If it's so sound,
how come he could never make it work?
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- Who?
- The Russian! Whoever...
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You mean Bersokoff.
Unfortunately, his career was cut short.
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I didn't know that. His career...
What happened?
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- What happened to him?
- They threw him into an insane asylum.
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They threw him into an insane asylum?
And you're working on his theory?
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Yeah.
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Don't you exercise
any control whatsoever around here?
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You come to me and ask me for money
to buy expensive equipment,
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so that nitwit kid can work on a theory
that some Russian proposed,
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- over 200 years ago?
- Wait a minute, sir!
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We may not agree
with the Russians politically,
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we may not even like them,
but as scientists,
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don't you think we ought to raise
ourselves above these petty prejudices?
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Scientists? I'm talking about a nut
they had to lock up over 200 years ago!
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Dean, I'm sorry!
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Dean, I'm sorry.
I don't how it happened.
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These lunatics are trying to kill me.
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Wait a minute.
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- I've had enough.
- What about...
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[students] You don't understand.
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[Thunder]
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[Thunder]
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[Glass shattering]
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I must be going crazy, but the guy
in that car looked like A.J. Arno.
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It couldn't be him.
He's in jail.
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All right, move away from the car.
Come on, move.
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What's the matter with you?
Leave them alone.
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They're not doing any harm.
Boys, don't pay any attention to him.
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- Hi, kids. Nice to see you.
- Hi, Mr. Arno.
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What's the matter?
You seem surprised to see me.
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- We thought you were in jail.
- Oh, that. That was a mistake.
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You know, the police, judges,
they all make mistakes.
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But I forgive them. I don't hold grudges.
Dean Higgins, nice to see you.
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- [Higgins] Always a pleasure to see you.
- [Arno] Thank you.
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What's going on around here?
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Arno took over the mortgage
on the college.
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He told Dean Higgins that
if he can't make the payment in June,
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- to make it whenever he could.
- Sure doesn't sound like Arno.
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That's why Dean Higgins
is walking around on airs.
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It's the first time
he hasn't had to worry about money.
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But I don't understand it.
That guy's a crook.
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Crook or no crook,
he's interested in higher education.
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He's already dreamed up
improvements for the school.
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That's where he is now.
Dean Higgins is showing him around.
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I have to run off to a teacher's meeting.
Anything else you need?
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No, Professor, I'm just gonna work
on my experiment for a while.
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Holy smoke.
The whole thing's burned out.
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How come mine and nobody else's?
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, no.
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Gotta be in there somewhere.
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That stuff must eat everything alive.
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I'll bet I gotta replace everything.
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[Tapping]
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A vector is any quantity
such as a force of velocity
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that has direction as well as amount.
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I've done it.
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I've really done it.
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- Hi.
- Hi, Dexter.
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What have you done to your glasses?
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You look ridiculous.
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I've done it!
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[Schuylar] Your fingers!
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- You better get to the hospital right away.
- I'll call an ambulance.
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There's nothing to be worried about.
You see, my fingers are all there.
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- They're just invisible.
- Invisible?
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I don't know how it works, but it works.
Let me show you.
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Now this is the stuff that does it.
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It's incredible.
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But the main thing is,
I can make myself invisible.
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Can you imagine? Look!
Look, human flesh, invisible!
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You mean, you just stuck your hand in that
stuff and your fingers became invisible?
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That's all there is to it.
Look, you try it.
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- Me?
- Why not?
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I don't think I better.
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I mean, I'm not much
on this science business.
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In fact, I don't even know
what I'm doing in this class.
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- Schuylar, there's nothing to be afraid of.
- I'm not afraid.
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Then you do it.
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Look at 'em!
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They're gone, but they're there.
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This is incredible.
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Dexter, how do we make
our fingers visible again?
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- That shouldn't be any problem.
- Are you sure?
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Of course!
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Look, it's just a solution.
It should come right off.
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There, see.
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- Give me that towel.
- Don't panic, Debbie.
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I'm not panicking.
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Dexter, what have you done to me?
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What are you people doing in here?
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- Nothing.
- I wouldn't call it nothing.
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I mean, this thing has quite a history.
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You've probably heard of the famous
Russian scientist, Bersokoff.
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Nobody wants to hear
anything about Bersokoff.
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Now, Mr. Arno,
we've got a simply marvelous...
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experiment over here by one
of our honor students, Druffle.
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He's working on a very interesting
theory on bumble bees.
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You see, according to all
the laws of aerodynamics
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when you consider the mass of their body
to their wingspread, they shouldn't fly at all.
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- Then how come they do?
- I don't know.
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That's what Druffle's trying to find out.
What a day to bring Mr. Arno up here.
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You certainly have quite a view from here.
It's an entirely different perspective.
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Do you mind if my architect
takes a look at it?
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Your architect? You think he'd like it?
That'd be wonderful.
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It's quite a view indeed.
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Goodbye, young lady. Son?
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- Goodbye, Hector.
- Dexter.
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Yeah, Dexter.
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What is the matter with everybody's
right hand around here?
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They've been working
on Dexter's experiment
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and they might have
got something on them.
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If they've got something on them,
why don't they wash them?
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I never thought of that.
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It did it.
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Water takes it off!
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It's amazing.
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Dean Higgins, you're a genius.
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You know, it just doesn't figure.
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Arno gets out of prison
and picks up the mortgage on this place.
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Next thing you know, he wants to bring
over his architect and remodel.
233
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:21,566
A.J. Arno just doesn't
do favors for people.
234
00:19:21,635 --> 00:19:25,401
Yeah. What was so interesting
out this window?
235
00:19:25,472 --> 00:19:28,873
I don't know.
He's sure up to something.
236
00:19:37,851 --> 00:19:40,411
And we're gonna find out what it is.
237
00:19:42,990 --> 00:19:44,480
I know, I know!
238
00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:48,824
This afternoon you said you'd do it.
How come you changed your mind?
239
00:19:48,895 --> 00:19:51,796
This afternoon it was
just my hand. Tonight it's all of me.
240
00:19:51,865 --> 00:19:53,696
But it's the same principle.
241
00:19:53,767 --> 00:19:56,258
When we're through, we wet you down
and you'll be yourself again.
242
00:19:56,336 --> 00:19:59,066
But it's when I'm not myself
that I don't like it.
243
00:19:59,139 --> 00:20:01,869
It's too late to back out on me now.
I need you.
244
00:20:01,942 --> 00:20:03,239
Oh, no!
245
00:20:07,281 --> 00:20:12,116
- Wait a minute, don't forget the camera.
- [Dexter] Thanks. Come on, let's go.
246
00:20:12,185 --> 00:20:15,780
- Be careful, you guys!
- [Dexter] We will, don't worry.
247
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:20,727
- [Schuylar] I don't like this at all.
- [Dexter] I don't either,
248
00:20:20,794 --> 00:20:25,060
- but we have to find out what Arno's up to.
- How do you know he's up to anything?
249
00:20:25,132 --> 00:20:29,228
Because he's a crook. And he bought
the mortgage on Midfield College.
250
00:20:29,303 --> 00:20:31,703
Why would a crook
like Arno want to do that?
251
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:35,572
[Schuylar] I don't know, don't ask me.
Don't ask me anything at all.
252
00:20:35,642 --> 00:20:36,631
Why not?
253
00:20:36,710 --> 00:20:40,976
Because if I knew anything,
I wouldn't be here in the first place.
254
00:20:49,823 --> 00:20:51,518
- [Schuylar] Did you hear that?
- [Dexter] What?
255
00:20:51,591 --> 00:20:54,651
- [Schuylar] That slushing sound.
- [Dexter] You hear it too?
256
00:20:56,897 --> 00:20:58,660
[Dexter] It stopped now.
257
00:21:00,334 --> 00:21:03,303
[Schuylar] Wait a minute,
my shoes are visible!
258
00:21:03,370 --> 00:21:05,304
[Dexter] That's what
the slushing sound was.
259
00:21:05,372 --> 00:21:07,533
You must've stepped
in some water somewhere.
260
00:21:07,607 --> 00:21:09,632
[Schuylar] This looks pretty good,
doesn't it?
261
00:21:09,710 --> 00:21:12,042
Schuylar, will you quit playing around
and come on?
262
00:21:12,112 --> 00:21:14,205
Okay.
263
00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:26,953
- [Schuylar] Good, the door's locked.
- [Dexter] Look out! Somebody's coming.
264
00:21:32,933 --> 00:21:37,029
Mr. Arno, leaving his tennis shoes
out to be shined.
265
00:21:37,104 --> 00:21:39,572
Must be going nuts, or something.
266
00:21:52,786 --> 00:21:53,775
[Groaning]
267
00:22:00,427 --> 00:22:01,917
Ow!
268
00:22:15,976 --> 00:22:19,878
[Dexter] I'll hit the filing cabinet,
you look in his desk.
269
00:22:30,557 --> 00:22:34,015
[Schuylar] His desk is locked.
I guess I just better look around.
270
00:22:34,094 --> 00:22:36,858
- [Dexter] Medfield.
- [Schuylar] That would be under "M."
271
00:22:36,930 --> 00:22:41,196
[Dexter] I know what it would be under.
Medfield College.
272
00:22:41,268 --> 00:22:42,826
That's it.
273
00:22:52,979 --> 00:22:54,913
[Schuylar] There's another room over here.
274
00:22:54,981 --> 00:22:57,916
- What's in it?
- Some sort of model.
275
00:23:08,528 --> 00:23:10,826
[Dexter] "Dear Mr. Arno,
In regard to your inquiry,
276
00:23:10,897 --> 00:23:12,990
"the law of 1912 permitting gambling
277
00:23:13,066 --> 00:23:16,297
"on the Medfield property is still in effect."
278
00:23:16,369 --> 00:23:18,564
[Dexter] I've really
stumbled onto something here.
279
00:23:18,638 --> 00:23:20,367
[Schuylar] I found something, too.
280
00:23:24,544 --> 00:23:28,947
It's a model of the school. Evidently,
Arno's planning on changing it a lot.
281
00:23:29,015 --> 00:23:32,507
- It has the craziest football field ever.
- What's so crazy about it?
282
00:23:32,586 --> 00:23:35,453
[Schuylar] It has no goal post
and there's a lake in the middle of it.
283
00:23:35,522 --> 00:23:37,490
[Dexter] Never heard of that!
284
00:23:37,557 --> 00:23:39,923
- What are you talking about?
- See what I mean!
285
00:23:40,927 --> 00:23:44,158
[Dexter] That's not a football field anymore,
that's a dog track.
286
00:23:44,231 --> 00:23:45,528
[Schuylar] A dog track?
287
00:23:45,599 --> 00:23:48,124
[Dexter] He's turning the college
into a gambling joint.
288
00:23:48,201 --> 00:23:51,762
Look where the gym used to be.
Arno's Golden Horseshoe Club.
289
00:23:51,838 --> 00:23:53,601
[Schuylar] The casino is replacing
the library.
290
00:23:53,673 --> 00:23:55,800
[Dexter] I knew that guy was up
to something.
291
00:23:55,876 --> 00:23:59,835
"Arno Town."
Wait'll Dean Higgins gets a load of this.
292
00:23:59,913 --> 00:24:02,882
Is he gonna change
his opinion about A.J. Arno!
293
00:24:29,943 --> 00:24:31,672
[Schuylar] Excuse me!
294
00:24:31,745 --> 00:24:33,406
[Gun firing]
295
00:24:38,218 --> 00:24:39,947
Wait, you!
296
00:24:41,555 --> 00:24:43,546
Come back here, whoever you are!
297
00:24:51,498 --> 00:24:54,092
- How'd it go?
- [Dexter] Move over, Arno saw us!
298
00:24:54,167 --> 00:24:57,534
But that's impossible.
He couldn't see you.
299
00:24:57,604 --> 00:24:59,697
[Dexter] Will you come on? He's after us.
300
00:24:59,773 --> 00:25:02,765
But I'll look silly sitting over here
all by myself.
301
00:25:02,842 --> 00:25:05,208
[Schuylar] Will you get us out of here?
302
00:25:17,757 --> 00:25:19,850
So you have the pictures,
303
00:25:19,926 --> 00:25:22,827
but how do you expect to see Dean
Higgins in the condition you're in?
304
00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,864
[Dexter] We're not gonna see him tonight.
305
00:25:24,931 --> 00:25:27,661
We'll wait till tomorrow when we're
ourselves again.
306
00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:30,464
[Debbie] If it's so important,
why don't you see him tonight?
307
00:25:30,537 --> 00:25:32,198
[Dexter] Because he's not here.
308
00:25:32,272 --> 00:25:35,435
He's up at the Friendly Sons
of the Forest Convention in Riverton.
309
00:25:38,511 --> 00:25:40,911
The kids in that car can hear you.
310
00:25:42,282 --> 00:25:45,217
[Dexter] Just play it like nothing's wrong.
It'll be okay.
311
00:25:46,319 --> 00:25:48,048
Hi, gang.
312
00:25:55,261 --> 00:25:58,958
The zoning laws of 1912?
313
00:25:59,032 --> 00:26:01,364
Casinos?
314
00:26:01,434 --> 00:26:02,958
Dog racing?
315
00:26:03,036 --> 00:26:06,699
Medfield College, a gambling town?
316
00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:11,073
If Arno's got plans like these,
he'll foreclose on that mortgage for sure.
317
00:26:11,144 --> 00:26:13,738
I'll bet that's what he had
on his mind all the time.
318
00:26:13,813 --> 00:26:17,112
There's always the Forsythe Award.
319
00:26:17,183 --> 00:26:21,745
That's a pipe dream, Lufkin.
Medfield wasn't even invited.
320
00:26:21,821 --> 00:26:24,381
They can't do that to us.
We have it all locked up.
321
00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:30,054
I thought Druffle's bumble bee experiment
would open the eyes of the scientific world.
322
00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:33,691
I wasn't talking about Druffle.
I was talking about me.
323
00:26:33,767 --> 00:26:37,464
- You! What do you have?
- You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
324
00:26:37,537 --> 00:26:40,062
- I'd have to show you.
- Show me!
325
00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:45,976
I can't. I'd rather wait till the day
of the contest with Arno, and everything.
326
00:26:46,046 --> 00:26:50,540
It's such a big discovery that if word got
out, there's no telling what might happen!
327
00:26:50,617 --> 00:26:54,018
How could word get out?
Are you insinuating I'd shoot off my mouth?
328
00:26:54,087 --> 00:26:58,615
No, sir. We're going to win the award.
We just want you to trust us, that's all.
329
00:26:58,692 --> 00:27:02,560
Trust you? This college is going to be
taken over by a crook like Arno
330
00:27:02,629 --> 00:27:05,154
and you want me to trust you,
you big lummox?
331
00:27:05,231 --> 00:27:08,359
- Just a minute, don't start yelling at me.
- Take it easy.
332
00:27:08,435 --> 00:27:10,699
I didn't want to be in on this
in the first place!
333
00:27:10,770 --> 00:27:14,331
If we don't get into the contest,
we will lose the school.
334
00:27:14,407 --> 00:27:18,901
Forsythe is staying at the Medfield Inn.
Why don't you give him a call?
335
00:27:18,978 --> 00:27:22,914
I'll bet you can talk us right back
into the contest.
336
00:27:24,651 --> 00:27:27,245
You think I could do it?
337
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,550
Sure, sir, you can handle that easily.
338
00:27:29,622 --> 00:27:32,682
You can do that stuff really good.
339
00:27:36,696 --> 00:27:39,290
I suppose I could do something,
as a matter of fact.
340
00:27:41,434 --> 00:27:45,427
Winifred, would you get me Mr. Forsythe
at the Medfield Inn?
341
00:27:46,406 --> 00:27:50,240
When you get right down to it,
there's no reason for him to ignore us.
342
00:27:50,310 --> 00:27:52,938
It's not as though we were a hick school.
343
00:27:53,012 --> 00:27:56,948
Besides I've got a pretty good reputation
in this part of the country.
344
00:27:57,016 --> 00:27:59,348
[Winifred] Mr. Forsythe on the line.
345
00:27:59,419 --> 00:28:03,685
Lufkin, grab the other phone and
see how these things are handled.
346
00:28:06,693 --> 00:28:08,217
[Forsythe] Hello?
347
00:28:08,294 --> 00:28:11,730
Hello, Mr. Forsythe.
This is Dean Higgins,
348
00:28:11,798 --> 00:28:13,561
...from Medfield College.
349
00:28:13,633 --> 00:28:16,625
Yeah, Higgins. Blasted!
350
00:28:16,703 --> 00:28:18,227
I beg your pardon?
351
00:28:18,304 --> 00:28:21,398
Nothing, I'm sorry.
I just missed a put I should've made.
352
00:28:21,474 --> 00:28:23,965
You can't put unless
you really concentrate.
353
00:28:24,043 --> 00:28:26,807
No, I've always said that.
354
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:30,816
- You're a golfer?
- Yes!
355
00:28:30,884 --> 00:28:34,820
- He's no golfer.
- Good, what can I do for you?
356
00:28:34,888 --> 00:28:37,049
It's about the Forsythe Award.
357
00:28:37,123 --> 00:28:40,490
I'm sorry we're dropping
the smaller colleges this year.
358
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,825
Frankly, it just became
too much of a waste of time.
359
00:28:43,897 --> 00:28:46,559
We're not a waste of time.
360
00:28:46,633 --> 00:28:50,091
We're small but we have
an excellent science department.
361
00:28:50,170 --> 00:28:52,400
Yes, I know, but...
362
00:28:52,472 --> 00:28:57,341
If you would just give me a chance,
I would meet you anywhere, anytime.
363
00:28:57,410 --> 00:28:59,105
Maybe I can fit you in.
364
00:28:59,179 --> 00:29:03,707
I'm playing golf this morning at 10:00
with Collingsgood at Thunder Ridge.
365
00:29:03,783 --> 00:29:06,616
Why don't you join us
and we can chat between holes?
366
00:29:06,686 --> 00:29:10,281
Is that Dean Collingsgood from State?
367
00:29:10,356 --> 00:29:12,847
Yeah, what's the matter?
368
00:29:12,926 --> 00:29:16,089
Nothing. That'll be wonderful.
369
00:29:16,162 --> 00:29:20,496
Okay, first tee, 10:00, balls in the air.
See you then.
370
00:29:22,302 --> 00:29:26,739
Yes, I'll be there.
Thank you very much, Mr. Forsythe.
371
00:29:30,443 --> 00:29:33,879
- I've got to go change.
- You're gonna play golf with Forsythe?
372
00:29:33,947 --> 00:29:36,916
- What's the matter with that?
- You don't play golf.
373
00:29:36,983 --> 00:29:41,977
Yes, I do. I played just yesterday
afternoon at Swenson's with Bertha.
374
00:29:42,055 --> 00:29:46,958
Tough course, too. You gotta hit the ball up
a ramp and right through a little castle.
375
00:29:47,026 --> 00:29:50,257
- That's miniature golf.
- It can't be that much different.
376
00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:54,528
Don't worry about me.
Besides it's the only chance we've got.
377
00:29:55,301 --> 00:29:57,735
Looks like we got our work
cut out for us today.
378
00:29:57,804 --> 00:29:59,066
What do you mean?
379
00:29:59,138 --> 00:30:01,538
I can handle the game,
but you better be his caddy.
380
00:30:01,608 --> 00:30:05,135
- I may need some help out there.
- I don't know how to be a caddy.
381
00:30:05,211 --> 00:30:09,045
That's all right. Dean Higgins
doesn't know how to play golf either.
382
00:30:17,323 --> 00:30:19,757
[Forsythe] That's cutting into the ball,
Collingsgood.
383
00:30:19,826 --> 00:30:23,091
- Good shot.
- I was hoping for a little more distance.
384
00:30:23,162 --> 00:30:25,562
It was straight, anyway.
385
00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:41,578
[Collingsgood] What a shot, Timothy!
386
00:30:43,249 --> 00:30:45,740
I'll take it. You're up, Higgins.
387
00:30:49,455 --> 00:30:51,446
We better do something.
388
00:30:51,524 --> 00:30:53,856
Let's let him hit one and we'll see.
389
00:30:53,927 --> 00:30:56,987
You don't have any little castles here,
I noticed.
390
00:30:59,666 --> 00:31:04,069
Isn't that Dean Higgins down there?
I didn't know he played golf.
391
00:31:12,178 --> 00:31:14,703
I don't think he does.
392
00:31:14,781 --> 00:31:18,114
Maybe that was just a mistake.
Let's give him another chance.
393
00:31:18,184 --> 00:31:20,118
He might be better than we think.
394
00:31:20,186 --> 00:31:24,316
I guess I got under that one
a little too much. It went...
395
00:31:24,390 --> 00:31:27,917
Just another swing,
I'll be out there with you fellas.
396
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,960
[Forsythe] That poor old man!
397
00:31:38,171 --> 00:31:40,639
He's worse than we think.
398
00:31:40,707 --> 00:31:42,265
Come on.
399
00:31:43,977 --> 00:31:46,912
Hey, I might be able to use this.
400
00:31:52,352 --> 00:31:53,341
Good luck.
401
00:31:53,419 --> 00:31:58,413
- Are you all right, Mr. Reeves?
- Yes, I think so.
402
00:31:58,491 --> 00:32:00,925
Boy, that fellow can sure hit a long ball.
403
00:32:00,994 --> 00:32:04,486
That ball didn't come from over there.
It came from over there!
404
00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:10,925
I don't know what happened there.
I just sort of hit the edge of the club.
405
00:32:11,004 --> 00:32:15,304
No offense, but people are waiting to play
through. We don't want to hold them up.
406
00:32:15,375 --> 00:32:19,505
Why don't you just take a nice,
hot shower and call it a day?
407
00:32:19,579 --> 00:32:22,639
I'll do nothing of the sort.
I'm just getting warmed up.
408
00:32:22,715 --> 00:32:25,206
Schuylar, which club do I use now?
409
00:32:25,284 --> 00:32:28,879
In view of what I've seen so far,
I don't know what to tell you.
410
00:32:28,955 --> 00:32:32,220
Of course you don't!
Just give me any club.
411
00:32:32,291 --> 00:32:35,988
Next time, I'll pay $10
and get a real caddy.
412
00:32:38,164 --> 00:32:39,995
Give me a second, gentlemen.
413
00:32:40,066 --> 00:32:43,126
I'll knock it out there.
We'll be on our way.
414
00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:00,611
Let's face it.
Higgins just isn't a golfer.
415
00:33:00,686 --> 00:33:04,486
I could've told you that.
The man's an impostor. Always has been.
416
00:33:04,557 --> 00:33:07,754
He has no more business
being on a golf course than...
417
00:33:07,827 --> 00:33:08,919
Look!
418
00:33:19,238 --> 00:33:23,106
That was a good one.
Remember that club.
419
00:33:27,447 --> 00:33:29,472
Seems to break to the left.
420
00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:32,677
Hurry up, will you?
We can't wait all day.
421
00:33:32,752 --> 00:33:36,950
I want to get this put.
If I do, I'll get my par.
422
00:33:47,433 --> 00:33:49,162
Great Scott!
423
00:33:50,336 --> 00:33:55,330
It does break to the left.
Your shot, Collingsgood.
424
00:34:01,647 --> 00:34:03,706
[Dexter] Now, watch this!
425
00:34:44,023 --> 00:34:48,016
[Dexter] What's a nice ball like you
doing in a place like this?
426
00:34:49,362 --> 00:34:52,263
We'll give them something
to talk about this time.
427
00:34:55,902 --> 00:34:56,994
Perfect!
428
00:35:02,108 --> 00:35:04,633
The farmer in the dell
The farmer in the dell
429
00:35:04,710 --> 00:35:07,508
Hi-ho, the dairy-o,
The farmer in the dell
430
00:35:07,580 --> 00:35:09,047
[laughs]
431
00:35:10,950 --> 00:35:13,475
It's got to be around here some place.
432
00:35:13,553 --> 00:35:15,714
Maybe it trickled up on the green.
433
00:35:15,788 --> 00:35:19,224
Don't be silly.
You could see it if it did.
434
00:35:19,292 --> 00:35:22,318
Besides, you can't hit
every ball on the green.
435
00:35:22,395 --> 00:35:24,829
[Dexter] Schuylar, look in the hole.
436
00:35:24,897 --> 00:35:27,388
- Huh?
- [Dexter] Look in the hole!
437
00:35:27,466 --> 00:35:29,559
[Schuylar] Look in the hole.
438
00:35:29,635 --> 00:35:33,867
Why didn't I think of that!
I'm gonna look in the hole.
439
00:35:33,940 --> 00:35:36,374
Of course, in the hole.
There's no other place.
440
00:35:38,144 --> 00:35:41,580
There's that little Dickens!
441
00:35:41,647 --> 00:35:45,549
- That's amazing! Absolutely amazing!
- Isn't it?
442
00:35:45,618 --> 00:35:49,645
If I didn't see it, I wouldn't believe it.
That Higgins is a golfing phenomenon.
443
00:35:49,722 --> 00:35:52,190
Do you know he's had two holes
and one on the front nine?
444
00:35:52,258 --> 00:35:55,352
What I don't understand is why nobody
ever asked him to join the club?
445
00:35:55,428 --> 00:35:57,453
Nobody ever thought
he had that kind of talent.
446
00:35:57,530 --> 00:36:00,226
It's still impossible to believe.
447
00:36:06,906 --> 00:36:09,602
- [Dexter] I'm sorry.
- That's okay.
448
00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:12,905
How come you said that?
449
00:36:12,979 --> 00:36:15,379
- What?
- That's okay.
450
00:36:15,448 --> 00:36:19,646
You just bumped into me and said
you were sorry. So I said, "That's okay."
451
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,914
But I didn't bump into you.
452
00:36:21,988 --> 00:36:24,889
- I'm sorry.
- That's okay.
453
00:36:41,707 --> 00:36:44,232
I believe that's a two.
454
00:37:01,494 --> 00:37:04,224
That's all right.
I'll give you that one.
455
00:37:07,133 --> 00:37:12,196
He's already had four holes in one.
Do you think he could make another one?
456
00:37:19,245 --> 00:37:23,739
Would you keep these people quiet?
This is very difficult.
457
00:37:23,816 --> 00:37:27,252
People, please be quiet.
458
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:30,016
Dean Higgins is trying to concentrate.
459
00:37:43,703 --> 00:37:48,470
[Ball bouncing off trees]
460
00:38:04,824 --> 00:38:08,055
That's amazing, Higgins!
I can't believe it!
461
00:38:18,471 --> 00:38:23,704
- Schuylar, what club should we use here?
- I think you ought to use this one, sir.
462
00:38:23,776 --> 00:38:25,937
- You've had a lot of luck with it.
- Good thinking.
463
00:38:43,763 --> 00:38:46,027
[Dexter] It's not over yet. Get out of there.
464
00:39:13,826 --> 00:39:17,455
That's one of the most incredible
rounds of golf I've ever seen.
465
00:39:17,530 --> 00:39:20,590
Thank you,
but with all the excitement,
466
00:39:20,666 --> 00:39:25,103
we forgot to mention Medfield's
participation in the Forsythe Award.
467
00:39:25,171 --> 00:39:27,901
Consider yourself entered.
A man who plays golf like you,
468
00:39:27,973 --> 00:39:30,908
how can we keep your school out?
Let me buy you a drink.
469
00:39:30,976 --> 00:39:32,967
I want to introduce you
to some of the members.
470
00:39:33,045 --> 00:39:36,537
I don't as a rule,
but we mustn't forget Collingsgood.
471
00:39:36,615 --> 00:39:39,948
- Come along, Edgar!
- He can change his shoes in the car.
472
00:39:43,489 --> 00:39:46,117
[Whistling]
473
00:40:01,373 --> 00:40:03,933
[Water running]
474
00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:32,867
Boss, I got the car...
What's the matter? Is something wrong?
475
00:40:34,473 --> 00:40:37,670
- I think I must be going nuts.
- That's too bad, boss.
476
00:40:40,279 --> 00:40:43,737
If you weren't my sister's son,
I'd fire you!
477
00:40:43,816 --> 00:40:48,014
- I always forget you're my uncle.
- Take your hands off me.
478
00:40:48,087 --> 00:40:50,146
I'm sorry I reminded you.
479
00:40:54,627 --> 00:40:56,288
[Buzzer]
480
00:40:57,930 --> 00:41:01,491
Winifred, if that's somebody else
calling to congratulate me
481
00:41:01,567 --> 00:41:04,798
would you just thank them
and take their names?
482
00:41:04,870 --> 00:41:08,601
Who? I'll talk to him, yes.
483
00:41:08,674 --> 00:41:11,040
It's Collins, from TeleSports.
484
00:41:13,679 --> 00:41:15,647
Hello, Mr. Collins.
485
00:41:16,482 --> 00:41:21,249
Thank you. It was just one of those days,
where I put everything together.
486
00:41:23,622 --> 00:41:25,920
Challenge Golf?
487
00:41:26,825 --> 00:41:30,591
I don't know.
For how much?
488
00:41:31,430 --> 00:41:35,924
Yes, you can count on me!
I'll be there today!
489
00:41:36,001 --> 00:41:37,161
Thank you.
490
00:41:37,236 --> 00:41:42,003
Winifred, would you call the airport
and get me two tickets to Oceanview City?
491
00:41:42,074 --> 00:41:45,009
Then, get a hold
of Richard Schuylar for me.
492
00:41:46,078 --> 00:41:49,377
You know that $50,000
mortgage payment we're worried about?
493
00:41:49,448 --> 00:41:51,939
We don't have to
worry about that anymore.
494
00:42:13,105 --> 00:42:16,233
Hey, Druffle.
Where is everybody?
495
00:42:16,308 --> 00:42:19,539
They're all out at the airport
to see Dean Higgins off.
496
00:42:19,612 --> 00:42:22,376
Where's he going?
497
00:42:22,448 --> 00:42:25,645
Up to Oceanview.
He's playing in a golf tournament.
498
00:42:25,718 --> 00:42:27,811
Winner take all.
499
00:42:28,821 --> 00:42:31,790
Dean Higgins is gonna
play golf against pros?
500
00:42:33,659 --> 00:42:37,356
Incidentally, Schuylar wants you
to get to the airport as soon as you can.
501
00:42:37,429 --> 00:42:41,092
- He says things are rather desperate.
- Yeah, I'll bet.
502
00:42:41,166 --> 00:42:43,191
Listen, what time does the plane leave?
503
00:42:43,268 --> 00:42:46,237
- I think he said 10:30.
- Oh, no!
504
00:42:55,848 --> 00:42:58,248
[Tires screeching]
505
00:43:10,095 --> 00:43:14,657
And furthermore, I want it to be known,
that all the proceeds
506
00:43:14,733 --> 00:43:19,466
from my golf victory today
will go to Medfield College.
507
00:43:19,538 --> 00:43:20,869
[Cheering]
508
00:43:20,939 --> 00:43:24,636
- I wonder where Dexter is.
- Will you forget about Dexter?
509
00:44:12,124 --> 00:44:15,423
Oh, no! What's he doing out there?
510
00:44:16,662 --> 00:44:18,926
I think he wants us to stop the plane, sir.
511
00:44:18,997 --> 00:44:22,524
- What for?
- He probably wants to get on board.
512
00:44:22,601 --> 00:44:24,796
Don't you think maybe we ought to let him?
513
00:44:24,870 --> 00:44:28,203
Of course not!
What do we need with him? Sit back.
514
00:44:45,524 --> 00:44:48,186
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the first tee.
515
00:44:48,260 --> 00:44:51,127
The trouble on this hole
are some trees on the left fairway,
516
00:44:51,196 --> 00:44:54,529
but I don't think any of our golfers
will have any trouble with that.
517
00:44:55,768 --> 00:44:59,033
And here is Billy Casper,
former Open champ,
518
00:44:59,104 --> 00:45:02,164
considered by many to be
one of the best putters on the tour.
519
00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:04,766
Trying for the $50,000 first prize.
520
00:45:09,848 --> 00:45:11,475
[Higgins] Billy.
521
00:45:12,718 --> 00:45:16,745
You mind? This is a little something
that could help you. I picked this up.
522
00:45:16,822 --> 00:45:21,259
He seems to be getting a few tips
from Dean Higgins, involving the hands.
523
00:45:22,194 --> 00:45:24,719
Wrist, you know what I mean? Wrist.
524
00:45:48,654 --> 00:45:51,987
[Reporter] That's a beauty.
Higgins' tips obviously helped.
525
00:45:52,057 --> 00:45:55,322
He's well away from the trouble.
Out about 270 yards.
526
00:45:55,394 --> 00:45:58,022
And here's controversial Dave Hill.
527
00:45:58,096 --> 00:46:00,462
Former Vardon trophy winner.
528
00:46:09,842 --> 00:46:13,141
A beautiful shot.
He's right out there with Mr. Casper.
529
00:46:13,212 --> 00:46:16,648
It'll be interesting to see
how Dean Higgins' unorthodox swing
530
00:46:16,715 --> 00:46:19,115
holds up against this competition.
531
00:46:27,726 --> 00:46:30,456
There's a pro!
532
00:46:49,314 --> 00:46:53,307
That's an interesting shot.
I wonder what Dean Higgins has in mind.
533
00:46:56,755 --> 00:46:59,849
I don't have time for interviews now.
Maybe later.
534
00:47:18,310 --> 00:47:22,041
[Reporter] We're watching Dean Higgins
in his first attempt at getting out of a trap.
535
00:47:22,114 --> 00:47:26,107
He's entering the trap now,
assuming his stance.
536
00:47:51,576 --> 00:47:55,034
Ladies and gentlemen, we're waiting
for some word on Dean Higgins.
537
00:47:55,113 --> 00:47:57,411
Here are our pros
Dave Hill and Billy Casper.
538
00:47:57,482 --> 00:47:59,916
- Where is he?
- We're not sure.
539
00:47:59,985 --> 00:48:03,216
- You mean, he's still out there on a safari?
- I'm afraid so.
540
00:48:05,357 --> 00:48:08,690
Our mobile crew thinks
they've located him.
541
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,627
- He's around the 12th fairway.
- Beautiful.
542
00:48:12,431 --> 00:48:13,523
Jim, come in.
543
00:48:13,598 --> 00:48:16,624
Tom, I've spotted his caddy
by a thicket on the left side.
544
00:48:19,771 --> 00:48:24,140
Dean Higgins must be in it because the
caddy sure is passing in a lot of clubs.
545
00:48:33,452 --> 00:48:35,545
It's out! Right...
546
00:48:40,225 --> 00:48:41,749
Which club now?
547
00:48:41,827 --> 00:48:46,196
I think you better use the one you got.
It's the straightest one we have left.
548
00:48:47,866 --> 00:48:51,029
We're sorry Dean Higgins
can't be with us at this moment,
549
00:48:51,103 --> 00:48:53,765
but something unprecedented
has happened.
550
00:48:53,839 --> 00:48:55,966
We seem to have lost him.
551
00:48:57,109 --> 00:49:00,806
But in the meanwhile, we want
to thank Dave Hill and Billy...
552
00:49:00,879 --> 00:49:02,676
Just a moment.
553
00:49:03,749 --> 00:49:05,239
Yes, Jim.
554
00:49:06,051 --> 00:49:10,147
We seem to have found him.
He's having trouble on the 13th hole.
555
00:49:11,623 --> 00:49:13,682
If you ask me, I think
we ought to throw it up there.
556
00:49:13,759 --> 00:49:15,920
I didn't ask you.
Besides we're on TV.
557
00:49:15,994 --> 00:49:20,397
You want people to think I can't shoot
my way out of a little difficulty?
558
00:49:21,633 --> 00:49:23,362
Where'd it go?
559
00:49:25,137 --> 00:49:27,002
But I'm getting all wet!
560
00:49:27,072 --> 00:49:29,632
What do you think is happening to me?
Just stay away!
561
00:49:30,909 --> 00:49:33,343
I think you better turn around!
562
00:49:33,412 --> 00:49:34,936
[Screaming]
563
00:49:46,725 --> 00:49:50,821
Crazy, isn't it? How could a guy be
so good one week and so lousy the next?
564
00:49:52,064 --> 00:49:55,033
There's something weird
going on around here, all right.
565
00:49:55,100 --> 00:49:58,968
I'll lay you odds if you keep your eye
on Dexter Riley and that creative lab,
566
00:49:59,037 --> 00:50:01,403
you'll find out what it is.
567
00:50:06,244 --> 00:50:08,269
Not one word.
568
00:50:08,346 --> 00:50:12,112
I don't want to hear a single word.
569
00:50:13,452 --> 00:50:17,548
You, take those things and get rid of 'em.
570
00:50:17,622 --> 00:50:19,283
Yes, sir.
571
00:50:28,700 --> 00:50:29,997
[Higgins] Come in!
572
00:50:42,914 --> 00:50:46,748
- All right, what is it?
- It's about the Forsythe Award, sir.
573
00:50:48,887 --> 00:50:53,620
It's an idea of what Druffle plans
to prove with his bumble bee experiments.
574
00:50:56,261 --> 00:50:58,422
Of course, he will use real bees.
575
00:50:59,297 --> 00:51:04,428
And here's more or less of an outline
of what he's trying to prove.
576
00:51:04,503 --> 00:51:07,802
Well, it looks very promising.
577
00:51:07,873 --> 00:51:11,309
I think he's definitely
on the brink of a solution.
578
00:51:11,376 --> 00:51:17,440
I hope so, Lufkin, because frankly,
I think that Druffle is our last chance.
579
00:51:17,516 --> 00:51:19,848
[Buzzer]
580
00:51:21,319 --> 00:51:22,980
Yes, Winifred?
581
00:51:23,054 --> 00:51:26,148
[Winifred] I hate to disturb you,
but could Druffle come in and see you?
582
00:51:26,224 --> 00:51:28,454
Of course he can.
583
00:51:29,127 --> 00:51:31,652
She lets every nincompoop
in this school in here,
584
00:51:31,730 --> 00:51:34,563
then she hesitates to let
a real scholar like Druffle in.
585
00:51:34,633 --> 00:51:35,759
[Knocking]
586
00:51:35,834 --> 00:51:36,994
Yes, come in.
587
00:51:42,507 --> 00:51:47,137
Mr. Lufkin has been explaining to me...
Who are you?
588
00:51:47,212 --> 00:51:48,406
[Mumbling]
589
00:51:49,247 --> 00:51:51,579
- What did he say?
- I don't know.
590
00:51:51,650 --> 00:51:53,777
[Mumbles] The bees...
591
00:51:54,853 --> 00:51:56,912
What's that again?
592
00:52:02,994 --> 00:52:04,825
It's Druffle.
593
00:52:05,864 --> 00:52:09,459
"Bitten by bumble bees.
Doctor says I'm allergic to them.
594
00:52:09,534 --> 00:52:15,063
"Will have to abandon experiment.
Am taking pills. May be ready next year."
595
00:52:15,140 --> 00:52:19,099
We're through!
There goes the Forsythe Award.
596
00:52:19,177 --> 00:52:22,704
There'll be no mortgage payment.
Medfield is down the drain...
597
00:52:24,049 --> 00:52:27,610
Not quite, sir.
There's... Dexter Riley.
598
00:52:27,686 --> 00:52:31,053
- He still thinks he has something.
- He certainly does.
599
00:52:31,122 --> 00:52:34,990
A mental condition,
with that invisibility experiment.
600
00:52:35,060 --> 00:52:38,757
Dean Higgins, who else have we got?
601
00:52:41,233 --> 00:52:42,632
Nobody.
602
00:52:43,568 --> 00:52:46,002
But Dexter Riley...
603
00:52:54,246 --> 00:52:58,342
[Dexter] Okay, the first thing we have to do
is get everything organized.
604
00:52:58,416 --> 00:53:01,977
[Schuylar] Nobody seems to think we have
a chance at winning this thing,
605
00:53:02,053 --> 00:53:05,386
but Debbie, you and I,
and I guess maybe Lufkin.
606
00:53:05,457 --> 00:53:08,017
You didn't happen to talk to him, did you?
607
00:53:08,093 --> 00:53:11,494
[Dexter] Lufkin didn't seem too enthused,
but we can't pay attention to that.
608
00:53:11,563 --> 00:53:14,123
After this showing,
Medfield'll win the award money
609
00:53:14,199 --> 00:53:16,929
and you and I'll be written up
in every chemistry book in the world.
610
00:53:17,002 --> 00:53:19,630
Me, written up in chemistry books?
You gotta be kidding!
611
00:53:19,704 --> 00:53:23,640
- What's the matter with that?
- I flunked chemistry last semester.
612
00:53:23,708 --> 00:53:28,668
That is kinda weird, isn't it?
First things first. We'll spray you invisible.
613
00:53:28,747 --> 00:53:32,513
As soon as you disappear, pick those
things on the table up one at a time.
614
00:53:32,584 --> 00:53:36,486
- It'll look like they're floating in the air.
- That should look pretty good.
615
00:53:36,554 --> 00:53:39,250
[Dexter] You're darn right, it'll look terrific.
Let's rehearse it.
616
00:53:39,324 --> 00:53:41,554
You're not gonna spray me tonight.
617
00:53:41,626 --> 00:53:44,322
We want to see exactly
how this thing works, don't we?
618
00:53:44,396 --> 00:53:48,025
I've got a date in a half hour.
I don't want that stuff all over me.
619
00:53:48,099 --> 00:53:50,124
I'd have to take another shower.
620
00:53:50,201 --> 00:53:52,897
This is the last time you'll do it.
Now, hold still.
621
00:53:52,971 --> 00:53:54,996
I said I didn't want to do it.
622
00:53:59,311 --> 00:54:01,575
Dexter, now look what you've done!
623
00:54:01,646 --> 00:54:03,978
[Loud crash]
624
00:54:05,083 --> 00:54:07,643
Hold this. You better stay here.
625
00:54:15,994 --> 00:54:21,296
[Cookie] Sorry I startled you,
but I got my foot stuck in this bucket.
626
00:54:27,138 --> 00:54:29,470
[Schuylar] Wonder how he did that?
627
00:54:29,541 --> 00:54:32,510
You know, some people
don't care how they look at all.
628
00:54:37,816 --> 00:54:41,946
Boss, you are not going to believe this,
but I saw it with my own eyes.
629
00:54:42,020 --> 00:54:45,820
- Yeah, Cookie? You saw what?
- I don't how to tell you. It's crazy.
630
00:54:45,890 --> 00:54:48,484
- Tell me what it is.
- You're gonna laugh at me.
631
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:51,529
So I'll laugh at you!
Will you tell me what it is?
632
00:54:51,596 --> 00:54:53,188
Well, this...
633
00:54:54,532 --> 00:54:55,658
Excuse me.
634
00:54:57,502 --> 00:55:01,598
This kid's got this spray,
like they used to use for bugs...
635
00:55:02,841 --> 00:55:06,971
- Cookie, you're aggravating me!
- You spray people with...
636
00:55:07,045 --> 00:55:10,378
Excuse me. I'm sorry, Al.
637
00:55:12,751 --> 00:55:16,118
- It makes people...
- It makes them what?
638
00:55:16,187 --> 00:55:18,382
- You're not going to believe this.
- Try me.
639
00:55:18,456 --> 00:55:19,548
Invisible.
640
00:55:21,493 --> 00:55:23,051
I believe you.
641
00:55:23,128 --> 00:55:26,564
You see, I knew!
I knew like I know my own name.
642
00:55:28,533 --> 00:55:30,933
- You believe me?
- You bet your sweet life, I do!
643
00:55:31,002 --> 00:55:33,732
I knew there was something crazy
going on around here.
644
00:55:33,805 --> 00:55:36,569
Listen, birdbrain,
this is what I want you to do.
645
00:56:34,399 --> 00:56:36,299
[Forsythe] You know what I mean?
646
00:56:36,367 --> 00:56:40,098
Good morning, Mr. Forsythe.
It's so nice to see you again.
647
00:56:40,171 --> 00:56:41,832
Nice to see you.
648
00:56:41,906 --> 00:56:45,933
I saw you on the golf match on TV.
Very funny.
649
00:56:46,010 --> 00:56:48,103
- Funny, indeed.
- I don't know what happened.
650
00:56:48,179 --> 00:56:50,579
Golf isn't important. It's science.
651
00:56:50,648 --> 00:56:53,845
Hope you have something
interesting for me.
652
00:56:53,918 --> 00:56:56,944
You should have seen
our display last night.
653
00:56:57,021 --> 00:57:00,889
A new version of a helio-spectrogram.
Quite remarkable.
654
00:57:00,959 --> 00:57:04,986
The Medfield Press predicted that
State'll take first place with that one.
655
00:57:05,063 --> 00:57:08,032
[Forsythe] The Medfield Press isn't going
to pick the winner of this contest.
656
00:57:08,099 --> 00:57:10,533
Medfield's display today,
Rutland tomorrow.
657
00:57:10,602 --> 00:57:13,332
Then we'll let me announce
the winner Friday night, won't we?
658
00:57:13,404 --> 00:57:15,929
- Yes, sir.
- Better believe it.
659
00:57:16,007 --> 00:57:19,067
You sure you got everything worked out?
You're not worried?
660
00:57:19,143 --> 00:57:23,705
Don't worry about me. I rise to the occasion
when I perform in front of people.
661
00:57:23,781 --> 00:57:26,716
As soon as you finish your act,
give Debbie the signal.
662
00:57:26,784 --> 00:57:29,776
She'll pour the water on you.
This thing'll be terrific.
663
00:57:29,854 --> 00:57:32,789
Right this way, Mr. Forsythe.
Good morning.
664
00:57:32,857 --> 00:57:36,623
Distinguished deans, honorable scholars,
please come this way.
665
00:57:36,694 --> 00:57:39,060
This would be a good place to watch.
666
00:57:39,130 --> 00:57:42,327
This is Dexter Riley and his assistant.
667
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:44,493
Nice to know you, young people.
668
00:57:44,569 --> 00:57:46,969
What've you got to show us?
669
00:57:47,038 --> 00:57:51,634
We've come up with something
very extraordinary on invisibility.
670
00:57:53,044 --> 00:57:56,980
- You're not kidding us, are you?
- I don't think so.
671
00:57:57,048 --> 00:57:59,175
Why don't you just sit down?
672
00:57:59,250 --> 00:58:02,651
Let me explain the procedure to you,
so that no one will be alarmed.
673
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:05,951
I'm going to spray this substance
on Mr. Schuylar and he will disappear.
674
00:58:06,024 --> 00:58:10,893
He will then go to the table and raise those
objects. He will talk as he does this,
675
00:58:10,962 --> 00:58:14,955
so that you will know that it's
his invisible body raising the objects.
676
00:58:15,033 --> 00:58:16,193
All right?
677
00:58:16,267 --> 00:58:18,292
Now, watch closely.
678
00:58:25,810 --> 00:58:32,579
You don't see me, but...
I am now walking toward the table.
679
00:58:34,485 --> 00:58:36,885
Now you will see a vase.
680
00:58:38,990 --> 00:58:41,458
It is floating in the air.
681
00:58:41,526 --> 00:58:44,689
But it is not floating in the air.
682
00:58:44,762 --> 00:58:46,957
Although you cannot see me,
683
00:58:47,031 --> 00:58:51,491
- I am holding the vase.
- Schuylar!
684
00:58:51,569 --> 00:58:55,665
I am now walking back to the table.
685
00:58:56,941 --> 00:58:58,238
This ball.
686
00:59:00,478 --> 00:59:03,208
It seems to be bouncing by itself.
687
00:59:03,281 --> 00:59:07,945
However it is not.
It is I who am bouncing the ball.
688
00:59:08,019 --> 00:59:10,613
We've had enough of this.
Come along!
689
00:59:10,688 --> 00:59:12,349
[Forsythe] You call this science.
690
00:59:12,423 --> 00:59:15,187
It's a disgrace to the academic world.
That's what it is.
691
00:59:17,362 --> 00:59:19,626
Don't apologize, Dean!
692
00:59:19,697 --> 00:59:22,097
It may have been a simple error
in the formula.
693
00:59:22,433 --> 00:59:25,664
[Schuylar] I guess they've seen enough.
I'm over here.
694
00:59:25,737 --> 00:59:28,968
You can hit me with the water now.
I don't want to stay invisible too long.
695
00:59:34,245 --> 00:59:38,409
Pretty good, huh? But listen,
next time try some lukewarm water.
696
00:59:38,483 --> 00:59:39,609
Okay?
697
00:59:39,684 --> 00:59:42,676
This isn't our formula.
This is just colored water.
698
00:59:42,754 --> 00:59:45,416
- What do you mean?
- You didn't disappear.
699
00:59:45,490 --> 00:59:49,017
I don't understand it, but somebody
must've snuck in here and changed it.
700
00:59:49,093 --> 00:59:51,391
Nobody knew about it,
but the three of us.
701
00:59:51,462 --> 00:59:53,191
- Hi, kids.
- Hi, Charlie
702
00:59:53,264 --> 00:59:55,164
You mean I never was invisible?
703
00:59:55,233 --> 00:59:57,101
You didn't tell anybody, did you?
704
00:59:57,101 --> 00:59:57,328
You didn't tell anybody, did you?
705
00:59:57,402 --> 01:00:00,235
- Tell them what?
- Charlie.
706
01:00:00,304 --> 01:00:04,638
- That other janitor, what's his name?
- There's no other janitor.
707
01:00:04,709 --> 01:00:06,768
There was on Tuesday night.
708
01:00:06,844 --> 01:00:08,971
There's no janitor
who works here on Tuesday nights.
709
01:00:09,047 --> 01:00:11,311
Part of Dean Higgins' economy plan.
710
01:00:11,382 --> 01:00:14,180
- And you know the dean.
- Yeah, I do.
711
01:00:14,252 --> 01:00:15,810
Thanks a lot!
712
01:00:16,821 --> 01:00:20,348
It was that fake janitor that
made the switch, whoever he was.
713
01:00:20,425 --> 01:00:22,620
I've seen that face somewhere before.
714
01:00:22,694 --> 01:00:26,095
- What face?
- Arno's chauffeur.
715
01:00:26,164 --> 01:00:28,189
Arno with that stuff could be murder.
716
01:00:28,266 --> 01:00:31,963
- I wonder what he's gonna do with it.
- And how are we going to find that out?
717
01:00:32,036 --> 01:00:34,402
Maybe we should let him tell us.
718
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:38,065
Testing, one, two, three, four.
719
01:00:38,142 --> 01:00:40,269
[Dexter] Loud and clear. Good luck.
720
01:00:55,893 --> 01:00:59,727
Aren't those beautiful!
721
01:00:59,797 --> 01:01:03,528
- They're for Mr. Arno. Is he in?
- They're gorgeous!
722
01:01:04,302 --> 01:01:06,099
I'll take them in.
723
01:01:06,170 --> 01:01:08,832
No, I'm sorry,
but there's a message involved.
724
01:01:08,906 --> 01:01:13,570
We have to deliver them in person.
There's a message for Mr. Arno.
725
01:01:14,746 --> 01:01:18,409
I see. Okay, just a minute.
726
01:01:23,554 --> 01:01:27,957
Mr. Arno, there are some delivery boys
out here with some flowers for you.
727
01:01:28,025 --> 01:01:31,119
Flowers for me?
Who'd be sending me flowers?
728
01:01:31,195 --> 01:01:33,163
[Secretary] I don't know, sir.
729
01:01:33,231 --> 01:01:34,425
Tell them to leave 'em.
730
01:01:34,499 --> 01:01:37,434
Sir, there's a message involved.
731
01:01:37,502 --> 01:01:40,300
They say they have
to deliver them in person.
732
01:01:40,371 --> 01:01:42,737
All right, send them in.
733
01:01:43,975 --> 01:01:45,943
Who'd be sending me flowers?
734
01:01:51,849 --> 01:01:55,683
Mr. Arno, sir, these flowers are for you.
735
01:01:59,824 --> 01:02:01,223
Ready?
736
01:02:05,096 --> 01:02:08,065
[Humming]
737
01:02:09,834 --> 01:02:12,769
(music) Happy birthday to you
738
01:02:12,837 --> 01:02:15,829
(music) Happy birthday to you
739
01:02:15,907 --> 01:02:19,536
(music) Happy birthday, Mr. Arno
740
01:02:19,610 --> 01:02:22,511
(music) Happy birthday to you (music)
741
01:02:22,580 --> 01:02:25,378
Signed E.J. Higgins,
Dean of Medfield College.
742
01:02:25,449 --> 01:02:28,213
But it isn't even my birthday.
What's this all about?
743
01:02:28,286 --> 01:02:30,254
Why's he sending me flowers?
744
01:02:30,321 --> 01:02:33,518
I don't know, maybe he just likes you.
745
01:02:33,591 --> 01:02:36,082
- What?
- We can't take them back.
746
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:39,493
It really does liven up your office.
747
01:02:39,564 --> 01:02:41,429
Cookie, take care of them, will you?
748
01:02:41,499 --> 01:02:44,900
- They're plastic, too.
- You don't have to water them.
749
01:02:44,969 --> 01:02:47,938
Just leave 'em alone
and they'll last forever.
750
01:02:48,005 --> 01:02:50,633
That's good to know.
Thank you very much, boys.
751
01:02:50,708 --> 01:02:53,871
I'll be sure to thank the dean
when I see him. Goodbye.
752
01:02:55,179 --> 01:02:59,013
That takes care of the first part. We gotta
set up a watch on this radio day and night
753
01:02:59,083 --> 01:03:01,483
till we find out what's going on.
754
01:03:01,552 --> 01:03:03,850
[Arno] Get a load of Dean Higgins
sending me flowers.
755
01:03:03,921 --> 01:03:05,445
He must really be in a panic.
756
01:03:05,523 --> 01:03:09,584
He must think I'm going to foreclose
on him. You know something, he's right!
757
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:18,668
[Guard] All right, let's give us a little room,
would you please.
758
01:03:19,170 --> 01:03:22,537
What do you know, a bank taking
in money. That's pretty good.
759
01:03:22,607 --> 01:03:26,270
In this area, Friday's payday.
The bank cashes a lot of paychecks.
760
01:03:26,344 --> 01:03:27,936
People coming in from all over.
761
01:03:28,012 --> 01:03:32,108
So, if you ever need any dough on a
Friday, you know where to come.
762
01:03:32,183 --> 01:03:34,174
That's pretty good.
763
01:03:34,252 --> 01:03:36,550
- So long, Mr. Arno.
- I'll be seeing you.
764
01:03:39,390 --> 01:03:42,086
[Cookie] 20 more points,
I got you in a blitz.
765
01:03:42,159 --> 01:03:45,026
I wish you'd concentrate.
I feel like I'm taking advantage of you.
766
01:03:50,835 --> 01:03:52,860
You threw this eighter?
767
01:03:54,071 --> 01:03:58,405
- Again? Man, you are killing me.
- I don't know why you threw me the eight.
768
01:03:58,476 --> 01:04:01,309
[Cookie] You know I need the eight.
Why'd you throw it?
769
01:04:01,379 --> 01:04:03,870
- I needed the eight.
- [Alfred] I did not know.
770
01:04:03,948 --> 01:04:06,143
If I'd known,
I wouldn't have thrown it to you.
771
01:04:07,351 --> 01:04:10,081
Okay, boys, put the cards away.
We got business.
772
01:04:10,154 --> 01:04:12,315
- Big business.
- [Cookie] What's up, chief?
773
01:04:12,390 --> 01:04:15,291
Alfred, first of all, I want you to go out
and get a car.
774
01:04:15,359 --> 01:04:17,884
Something nondescript
that people won't notice.
775
01:04:17,962 --> 01:04:20,089
Use a phony name,
so it can't be traced back to us.
776
01:04:20,164 --> 01:04:20,932
I'm on my way.
777
01:04:20,932 --> 01:04:21,557
I'm on my way.
778
01:04:21,632 --> 01:04:24,692
- But his ice cream will melt.
- Will you shut up and listen?
779
01:04:26,537 --> 01:04:29,438
Cookie, this will be the first one of many.
780
01:04:30,207 --> 01:04:33,802
If there was a chance of getting caught,
I wouldn't try it, but there's no way.
781
01:04:33,878 --> 01:04:35,436
Invisible men walk into the bank.
782
01:04:35,513 --> 01:04:38,482
Spray the money invisible.
Invisible men walk out.
783
01:04:38,549 --> 01:04:41,950
- The crime of the century.
- [Cookie] What are you talking about?
784
01:04:42,019 --> 01:04:48,049
Cookie, at exactly 1:00 today,
you and I are hitting the Medfield Bank.
785
01:04:59,704 --> 01:05:05,108
Vertical line, add on,
using the principle of repetition...
786
01:05:05,176 --> 01:05:11,274
we see what is commonly referred to
as the Roman Keyhole effect.
787
01:05:11,349 --> 01:05:15,718
But this in fact can be traced back
to the early Phoenicians.
788
01:05:16,687 --> 01:05:20,680
Early Phoenician art can be traced back
789
01:05:20,758 --> 01:05:23,556
to the Franco-Cantabian-Paleolithic age,
790
01:05:23,627 --> 01:05:29,327
when the first implements fashioned
by the hand and mind of man appeared.
791
01:05:30,167 --> 01:05:35,400
A fascinating question arises
as to whether western naturalistic art
792
01:05:35,473 --> 01:05:40,877
ever made contact with the Caspian
and Neolithic pre-Egyptian world.
793
01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:46,576
In order to study
the Phoenician art form,
794
01:05:47,184 --> 01:05:50,517
we must first investigate
the lifestyle of the period.
795
01:05:50,588 --> 01:05:53,455
And the accomplishments of these people.
796
01:05:53,524 --> 01:05:54,582
Pssst!
797
01:05:57,461 --> 01:05:58,519
[Professor] It is interesting to note...
798
01:05:58,596 --> 01:06:01,531
- Pssst!
- [Professor]... that the color purple
799
01:06:01,599 --> 01:06:07,970
was first found by the early Phoenicians
in a Mediterranean shellfish...
800
01:06:08,039 --> 01:06:10,234
Excuse me, Professor.
801
01:06:10,307 --> 01:06:13,140
...by the name of Murex.
802
01:06:17,882 --> 01:06:22,285
- Excuse me.
- That is found in the Mediterranean Sea.
803
01:06:22,353 --> 01:06:25,948
An extract by the name of Murex.
804
01:06:28,125 --> 01:06:31,959
Murex, which is spelled...
805
01:06:33,264 --> 01:06:34,856
M...
806
01:06:36,867 --> 01:06:38,494
M...
807
01:06:38,569 --> 01:06:40,901
So, that's what they're planning.
808
01:06:40,971 --> 01:06:43,496
If we can get that formula back,
we can still win that award.
809
01:06:43,574 --> 01:06:45,804
They don't announce the winner till tonight.
810
01:06:45,876 --> 01:06:47,639
You go to the police
and tell them what you heard.
811
01:06:47,711 --> 01:06:50,145
The rest of us will go down to the bank.
Let's go!
812
01:06:51,982 --> 01:06:55,349
Now, you're sure about this?
813
01:06:55,419 --> 01:06:58,479
You could be in an awful lot of trouble
if you're wrong.
814
01:06:58,556 --> 01:07:01,855
Yes, sir, I understand that.
I'll guarantee it.
815
01:07:01,926 --> 01:07:06,363
Burns, I think you better go around
and warn all the tellers.
816
01:07:06,430 --> 01:07:08,398
But Mr. Sampson...
817
01:07:09,066 --> 01:07:11,694
I'm not saying shoot to kill.
818
01:07:11,769 --> 01:07:13,828
Just to keep an eye on him, that's all.
819
01:07:13,904 --> 01:07:17,396
Excuse me, sir, keeping an eye on him
won't do any good.
820
01:07:17,475 --> 01:07:18,908
Why not?
821
01:07:20,277 --> 01:07:23,075
You won't be able to see them.
822
01:07:23,681 --> 01:07:25,308
What?
823
01:07:26,917 --> 01:07:28,976
You see, they'll be invisible.
824
01:07:29,053 --> 01:07:31,578
And they'll make the money invisible too,
825
01:07:33,491 --> 01:07:36,756
so... you really won't see anything.
826
01:07:36,827 --> 01:07:39,625
You'll just find the money gone.
That's all.
827
01:07:41,232 --> 01:07:44,724
How do you propose to stop all this?
828
01:07:44,802 --> 01:07:49,136
In order to make the money visible,
all we have to do is wet them down.
829
01:07:49,206 --> 01:07:51,265
Wet them down?
830
01:07:55,713 --> 01:07:58,375
Wet them down, I see.
831
01:07:59,450 --> 01:08:04,444
I suppose you're suggesting we drive
a fire truck right in here to the bank.
832
01:08:04,522 --> 01:08:06,513
Something like that?
833
01:08:06,590 --> 01:08:08,421
I didn't mean that exactly.
834
01:08:08,492 --> 01:08:12,019
This is the biggest bunch of nonsense
I've ever heard in my life.
835
01:08:13,330 --> 01:08:16,265
Burns, you may return to your duties.
836
01:08:16,333 --> 01:08:19,598
Good day, Mr. Riley.
837
01:08:19,670 --> 01:08:21,535
Mr. Sampson...
838
01:08:40,257 --> 01:08:43,090
- What happened?
- What'd he say?
839
01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:46,254
- He wouldn't believe us.
- Nobody believes us.
840
01:08:46,330 --> 01:08:48,525
Hey, guys! How'd it go?
841
01:08:48,599 --> 01:08:49,930
[Dexter] Nothing.
What did the police say?
842
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:53,163
- They said I was nuts.
- It's enough to drive you crazy.
843
01:08:53,237 --> 01:08:55,569
We could solve the school's problems
and save the bank,
844
01:08:55,639 --> 01:08:58,369
if we could just get
somebody to listen to us!
845
01:08:58,442 --> 01:09:00,933
Wait a second! Water!
846
01:09:01,011 --> 01:09:05,778
Don't you see? Go to the hardware store
and get a fire hose and a wrench.
847
01:09:05,849 --> 01:09:08,875
- Hurry up. We haven't got much time left.
- Let's go!
848
01:09:12,156 --> 01:09:15,250
- [Dick] Here he comes.
- [Dexter] Get down!
849
01:09:17,394 --> 01:09:20,386
[Cookie] How 'bout this?
A spot right in front of the joint!
850
01:09:20,464 --> 01:09:23,126
[Arno] Just don't hit the car
in back of you, stupid!
851
01:09:36,280 --> 01:09:38,214
[Footsteps]
852
01:09:46,790 --> 01:09:49,657
Hurry, those guys are in there already.
853
01:09:54,231 --> 01:09:57,132
A few more of these
and we can break for lunch.
854
01:09:57,201 --> 01:10:00,693
It's about time. My stomach's
been growling for the last hour.
855
01:10:00,771 --> 01:10:03,239
Why don't we go to Eddy's?
He's got great chili.
856
01:10:03,307 --> 01:10:05,070
[Yelping]
857
01:10:05,142 --> 01:10:08,771
We don't have to have chili.
We could have hot dogs and beans.
858
01:10:08,846 --> 01:10:10,814
What's the matter with you?
859
01:10:13,450 --> 01:10:16,317
[Arno] Cookie, spray all the loot,
then put that thing under your coat.
860
01:10:16,387 --> 01:10:17,979
Gotcha, boss.
861
01:10:19,223 --> 01:10:22,420
- [Cookie] This stuff really works!
- [Arno] Okay, let's get out of here.
862
01:10:22,493 --> 01:10:24,586
- Come on, Schuylar, step on it!
- I am!
863
01:10:27,831 --> 01:10:29,799
Will you hurry?
They'll be gone in a second!
864
01:10:29,867 --> 01:10:32,529
It's stuck!
I bet nobody's turned it in years.
865
01:10:32,603 --> 01:10:33,968
Give it all you got!
866
01:10:36,006 --> 01:10:37,906
[Cookie] This money's
heavier than I thought.
867
01:10:37,975 --> 01:10:40,000
[Arno] Will you keep quiet?
868
01:10:51,555 --> 01:10:53,614
Come on, they're getting away!
869
01:10:59,930 --> 01:11:01,124
Got it!
870
01:11:04,702 --> 01:11:06,533
Those are the wrong guys!
871
01:11:06,603 --> 01:11:07,900
Turn it off!
872
01:11:12,676 --> 01:11:15,076
They're heading for the West End.
873
01:11:15,145 --> 01:11:20,014
You and Dick, get down to Taylor Street.
See if you can't cut 'em off at Osbourne.
874
01:11:30,861 --> 01:11:32,852
Burns, what's happened?
875
01:11:32,930 --> 01:11:36,388
I don't know. I was just standing here
and the lights went out.
876
01:11:36,467 --> 01:11:40,870
That kid was right.
Why didn't you listen to him?
877
01:11:44,742 --> 01:11:47,302
Operator, get me the police.
878
01:12:06,196 --> 01:12:07,925
[Cookie] Nice day, officer.
879
01:12:24,348 --> 01:12:25,815
[Cookie] It's them kids!
880
01:12:30,487 --> 01:12:33,354
- What do we do, boss? We're trapped.
- [Arno] I'll show you!
881
01:12:33,424 --> 01:12:35,358
- [Gunshots]
- [Screaming]
882
01:12:40,497 --> 01:12:42,556
Everybody stay down.
883
01:12:44,368 --> 01:12:47,360
- [Air hissing from tire]
- [Schuylar] Oh, no.
884
01:12:47,438 --> 01:12:50,635
Okay, kids, clear out
or we're coming out to get you!
885
01:12:52,142 --> 01:12:54,269
Dexter, maybe we'd better be on our way.
886
01:12:54,344 --> 01:12:56,278
Schuylar, stay behind your car.
887
01:12:56,346 --> 01:12:58,473
[Sirens wailing]
888
01:12:59,950 --> 01:13:02,111
[Cookie] Now we got cops. I don't like it.
889
01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:05,613
[Schuylar] The police!
Come on, Sergeant.
890
01:13:05,689 --> 01:13:07,122
[Dexter] We got 'em trapped.
891
01:13:09,226 --> 01:13:10,557
Watch out!
892
01:13:12,362 --> 01:13:15,331
What's going on here?
Let's get these cars out of here.
893
01:13:15,399 --> 01:13:19,495
- I got to get to a bank robbery.
- We got the robbers trapped in that car.
894
01:13:19,570 --> 01:13:20,871
- You what?
- You can't see them, that's all.
895
01:13:20,871 --> 01:13:22,338
- You what?
- You can't see them, that's all.
896
01:13:22,406 --> 01:13:24,966
Don't you give me any more
of that invisible nonsense.
897
01:13:25,042 --> 01:13:26,441
I had enough down at the station!
898
01:13:26,510 --> 01:13:28,375
[Gunshot]
899
01:13:30,747 --> 01:13:33,238
You know something, boy,
I'm beginning to believe you.
900
01:13:34,117 --> 01:13:37,280
- Shall we shoot, Sarge?
- What at?
901
01:13:37,354 --> 01:13:40,255
- [Arno] Let's get out of here.
- [Cookie] You're the boss.
902
01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:45,260
[Sergeant] They're going to ram us.
Let's go.
903
01:13:45,329 --> 01:13:47,422
Let's get out of here!
904
01:13:48,799 --> 01:13:50,357
My insurance!
905
01:13:53,070 --> 01:13:55,470
Murph, they hit our unit!
906
01:13:57,875 --> 01:13:59,502
Come on, let's get that thing!
907
01:14:31,508 --> 01:14:33,908
- [Schuylar] Dexter, a car!
- [Dexter] Hold on!
908
01:14:41,885 --> 01:14:44,046
[Cookie] We're in trouble.
The cops are getting closer.
909
01:14:44,121 --> 01:14:48,251
[Arno] You're telling me.
I got it! Spray the car invisible.
910
01:14:48,325 --> 01:14:50,418
[Cookie] Boss, you're a genius.
911
01:14:50,494 --> 01:14:52,621
[Sirens wailing]
912
01:14:52,696 --> 01:14:55,130
[Arno] Will you hurry up?
We haven't got all day.
913
01:15:00,504 --> 01:15:03,302
[Cookie] There's no cop on earth
could touch us now.
914
01:15:04,374 --> 01:15:07,639
Go to the right of that truck, Murph.
Slow down, it's an intersection.
915
01:15:07,711 --> 01:15:10,373
Don't worry, Sarge, it's clear as a bell.
916
01:15:14,885 --> 01:15:17,217
[Cookie] It's the cop's car!
How could he hit us?
917
01:15:17,287 --> 01:15:18,584
[Arno] Because he didn't see us.
918
01:15:18,655 --> 01:15:20,850
[Cookie] Come on, let's get out of here.
919
01:15:20,924 --> 01:15:23,017
[Tires screeching]
920
01:15:27,664 --> 01:15:30,292
- What'd you hit?
- I don't really know.
921
01:15:30,367 --> 01:15:32,267
I bet they sprayed the car invisible.
922
01:15:32,336 --> 01:15:35,931
- You know something, I think he's right.
- We hit something.
923
01:15:36,006 --> 01:15:37,530
See you, Sarge.
924
01:15:37,608 --> 01:15:39,735
Wait a minute.
Crazy kids.
925
01:15:39,810 --> 01:15:41,903
Look out, Murphy!
926
01:15:45,649 --> 01:15:47,116
Attention, all cars.
927
01:15:47,184 --> 01:15:50,381
Bank robbers headed south
on Osbourne St. Near 10th.
928
01:15:51,722 --> 01:15:54,987
- In an invisible car.
- [Dispatch] An invisible what, Sarge?
929
01:15:55,058 --> 01:15:57,856
You heard me, I said invisible car.
930
01:15:57,928 --> 01:16:01,022
There's a bunch of kids
in a dune buggy tailing them.
931
01:16:01,098 --> 01:16:03,032
When you see 'em, close in. Out.
932
01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:06,035
That's the problem with the department.
No imagination.
933
01:16:06,103 --> 01:16:08,367
What's so strange about an invisible car?
934
01:16:08,438 --> 01:16:09,803
Nothing.
935
01:16:11,675 --> 01:16:13,643
We can't be too far behind him.
936
01:16:13,710 --> 01:16:15,803
Keep your eyes open for anything.
937
01:16:18,815 --> 01:16:21,045
There he is!
938
01:16:23,887 --> 01:16:25,354
[Arno] Stop, you're gonna hit those guys.
939
01:16:25,422 --> 01:16:27,117
[Cookie] I can't.
The kids are right behind me.
940
01:16:30,427 --> 01:16:32,520
- There he is!
- Look out!
941
01:16:36,166 --> 01:16:38,031
[Arno] Watch it, watch it.
942
01:16:38,101 --> 01:16:40,001
Watch it!
943
01:16:41,438 --> 01:16:43,804
- [Debbie] We're gonna get wet.
- [Dexter] Hold on.
944
01:16:44,808 --> 01:16:47,641
- What'd you go up on the sidewalk for?
- Do you want to drive?
945
01:16:47,711 --> 01:16:49,235
- There's no top.
- Be careful.
946
01:16:49,312 --> 01:16:50,870
All right!
947
01:16:50,947 --> 01:16:53,973
Sergeant Cassidy, come in please.
948
01:16:54,051 --> 01:16:55,575
This is Sgt. Cassidy.
949
01:16:55,652 --> 01:16:59,918
The invisible vehicle eluded us. He's
evidently following Fuller St. Out of town.
950
01:17:01,158 --> 01:17:03,058
Have your men follow three abreast,
951
01:17:03,126 --> 01:17:06,527
I'll have the highway patrol
set up a roadblock near the park. Out.
952
01:17:06,596 --> 01:17:08,928
- Roger.
- He won't get away from us this time.
953
01:17:08,999 --> 01:17:10,591
Not this time.
954
01:17:23,180 --> 01:17:27,014
[Arno] They think they got us! Pull over to
the side of the road. Let the kids go by.
955
01:17:32,923 --> 01:17:35,414
[Dexter] Those guys aren't doing anything.
956
01:17:35,492 --> 01:17:37,483
We must've passed right by 'em.
957
01:17:42,299 --> 01:17:44,096
[Arno] Now, Cookie, take us home.
958
01:17:44,167 --> 01:17:46,795
We'll hit the showers and set up our alibi.
959
01:17:46,870 --> 01:17:49,805
[Cookie] Okay, boss, but I hope you know
what you're doing.
960
01:17:50,474 --> 01:17:52,203
What happened to the invisible car?
961
01:17:52,275 --> 01:17:54,800
Probably let you slip by them,
then went back the other way.
962
01:17:54,878 --> 01:17:58,041
But don't worry, we'll get him. In fact,
he's practically in our hands right now.
963
01:17:58,115 --> 01:18:00,583
- [Cookie] We lost 'em.
- [Arno] Sure.
964
01:18:00,650 --> 01:18:02,481
[Arno] Down the bridle path.
965
01:18:25,509 --> 01:18:27,306
[Horn beeping]
966
01:18:28,545 --> 01:18:32,072
- [Horses whinnying]
- [Horn beeping]
967
01:18:32,149 --> 01:18:34,743
[Cookie] Hey, get them nags
out of the way here!
968
01:18:34,818 --> 01:18:36,649
[Horn continues beeping]
969
01:18:39,055 --> 01:18:41,853
He broke through the bridle trail
and headed down Peppertree Lane.
970
01:18:41,925 --> 01:18:44,223
He's probably heading south.
971
01:18:44,294 --> 01:18:46,888
I'll alert the Riverton police department.
972
01:18:46,963 --> 01:18:50,160
In the meantime, your units
can head on down there.
973
01:18:50,233 --> 01:18:52,428
- Right.
- Officer, can I speak to the sergeant?
974
01:18:52,502 --> 01:18:56,268
- I'm sorry, it's for official use only.
- I gotta speak to him. He's all wrong.
975
01:18:56,339 --> 01:19:00,241
Yeah, I'm sure of that.
All right, fellas, move out for Riverton.
976
01:19:00,310 --> 01:19:02,471
- Where to now?
- [Dexter] To see Sgt. Cassidy.
977
01:19:02,546 --> 01:19:04,878
- Why?
- Because I think he's wrong.
978
01:19:09,486 --> 01:19:11,477
[Sirens wailing]
979
01:19:38,715 --> 01:19:41,548
I wonder what Cassidy'll say this time.
980
01:19:41,618 --> 01:19:45,486
Whoever did this is just like
any other crook. He's got the money.
981
01:19:45,555 --> 01:19:48,956
Now all he wants to do is get
as far away from this town as possible.
982
01:19:49,025 --> 01:19:51,892
If you ask me, he's on his way
to Riverton right now.
983
01:19:51,962 --> 01:19:56,399
Arno's different. He'll want to come back,
become visible and establish an alibi.
984
01:19:56,466 --> 01:20:00,960
Son, that's just a guess.
We've got this whole thing figured out.
985
01:20:02,572 --> 01:20:04,540
It's about time you got here.
986
01:20:04,608 --> 01:20:09,204
I'm sorry, Sarge. They had me out
looking for an invisible car.
987
01:20:09,279 --> 01:20:11,941
I think the department's going nuts.
988
01:20:13,216 --> 01:20:16,811
You do?
Come on, let's get to Riverton.
989
01:20:23,526 --> 01:20:25,960
We might as well go on home.
We've done all we can here.
990
01:20:26,029 --> 01:20:29,965
- Wait a second, we have to get my car.
- I forgot about that thing.
991
01:20:30,033 --> 01:20:32,467
What do you mean, "that thing"?
992
01:20:41,111 --> 01:20:43,272
[Arno] Look out for the police car!
993
01:20:47,017 --> 01:20:49,850
That's him.
By golly, the kid was right, Murph.
994
01:20:56,259 --> 01:20:59,990
Attention, all units.
Invisible car now going north on Osbourne.
995
01:21:01,298 --> 01:21:05,428
How could you expect us to change the tire
when you haven't got a spare?
996
01:21:05,502 --> 01:21:09,029
You could've patched it or something.
You guys had plenty of time.
997
01:21:09,105 --> 01:21:11,266
- You can't patch that thing. Look at it.
- [Sirens wailing]
998
01:21:11,341 --> 01:21:14,435
Wait a minute. You guys hear those
sirens? They must've found Arno.
999
01:21:14,511 --> 01:21:16,342
It sounds like he's headed
for Highland Park.
1000
01:21:16,413 --> 01:21:20,372
- That's where Arno lives.
- Chester Ave. Is the only way in there.
1001
01:21:20,450 --> 01:21:23,749
If we block it off, we've got him
caged in, right? Let's go!
1002
01:21:23,820 --> 01:21:26,653
How am I gonna get there?
I got a flat tire.
1003
01:21:28,091 --> 01:21:30,355
Ride your rim.
1004
01:21:55,185 --> 01:21:58,120
- Come on, Schuylar, bring it over here.
- I'm coming.
1005
01:22:01,458 --> 01:22:05,895
- Schuylar, hurry up!
- I can't. I think I'm out of gas.
1006
01:22:06,429 --> 01:22:08,454
Come on, let's shove him in.
1007
01:22:15,705 --> 01:22:18,265
- Come on!
- [Dexter] Push!
1008
01:22:20,610 --> 01:22:22,407
[Arno] Is this as fast as this thing'll go?
1009
01:22:22,479 --> 01:22:25,573
[Cookie] I got it floored, boss.
I don't know what more you want me to do.
1010
01:22:26,750 --> 01:22:28,377
- [Arno] Go through there.
- [Cookie] Gotcha.
1011
01:22:28,451 --> 01:22:30,043
We're out of control, boss.
1012
01:22:36,226 --> 01:22:37,523
Let's go!
1013
01:22:51,508 --> 01:22:52,998
Oh, my God!
1014
01:22:54,944 --> 01:22:56,741
What's going on?
1015
01:23:03,119 --> 01:23:05,917
- What happened?
- You idiot!
1016
01:23:06,923 --> 01:23:09,221
- There they are!
- A pool.
1017
01:23:09,292 --> 01:23:11,385
- There's the formula.
- It's over there.
1018
01:23:14,364 --> 01:23:16,355
- Boss, I can't swim.
- Good!
1019
01:23:17,634 --> 01:23:20,228
Don't just stand around.
Let's get him out of there!
1020
01:23:21,504 --> 01:23:24,064
[Sergeant] Pull them out.
Get 'em over to the police car.
1021
01:23:26,776 --> 01:23:29,609
- [Arno] You stupid...
- Knock it off. Get 'em over there.
1022
01:23:30,680 --> 01:23:32,739
- Come on.
- Got it!
1023
01:23:32,816 --> 01:23:35,114
There still might be time.
Let's go. Hurry!
1024
01:23:42,058 --> 01:23:46,017
Look at him. The winner won't
be announced for five minutes
1025
01:23:46,096 --> 01:23:49,065
and there he is accepting congratulations.
1026
01:23:49,132 --> 01:23:51,327
The man is disgusting.
1027
01:23:51,401 --> 01:23:55,394
That improvement in the helio-spectrogram
was really something.
1028
01:23:55,472 --> 01:23:59,602
- I'm afraid he deserves to win.
- He does not!
1029
01:23:59,676 --> 01:24:01,769
If Druffle hadn't been bitten
by those bumble bees,
1030
01:24:01,845 --> 01:24:03,813
we'd have had this thing locked up.
1031
01:24:03,880 --> 01:24:06,872
He's winning by forfeit.
He's always pulling something like this.
1032
01:24:06,950 --> 01:24:09,976
The man's behavior is practically criminal.
1033
01:24:12,489 --> 01:24:15,788
Eugene, how nice to see you.
1034
01:24:16,759 --> 01:24:20,024
Hello, Collingsgood. Congratulations.
1035
01:24:20,096 --> 01:24:23,122
You can't congratulate me now.
There are four minutes left.
1036
01:24:23,199 --> 01:24:24,962
We don't even know who won yet.
1037
01:24:25,034 --> 01:24:28,731
There's Mr. Forsythe on the platform.
Will you excuse me?
1038
01:24:28,805 --> 01:24:31,865
I want to get close,
so I don't have to fight through the crowd
1039
01:24:31,941 --> 01:24:34,603
- when the announcement is made.
- Certainly.
1040
01:24:36,079 --> 01:24:38,479
He doesn't know who the winner
is going to be,
1041
01:24:38,548 --> 01:24:42,712
but he wants to be close, so he doesn't
have to fight his way through the crowd.
1042
01:24:45,555 --> 01:24:47,580
[Tires screeching]
1043
01:24:48,258 --> 01:24:49,850
I hope we're not too late.
1044
01:24:52,162 --> 01:24:54,562
[Dexter] Forsythe, wait a second!
1045
01:24:56,065 --> 01:24:57,999
Have you announced the winner yet?
1046
01:24:58,067 --> 01:24:59,796
- No.
- We've still got time then.
1047
01:24:59,869 --> 01:25:00,995
We got it!
1048
01:25:01,070 --> 01:25:03,538
The real formula got stolen
and we just got it back.
1049
01:25:03,606 --> 01:25:06,404
If you'll let us demonstrate,
it'll just take a second.
1050
01:25:06,476 --> 01:25:09,206
It sounds unbelievable, but go ahead.
1051
01:25:09,279 --> 01:25:11,873
Thanks. Okay, Schuylar, get over there.
1052
01:25:11,948 --> 01:25:14,917
Not with the invisibility again!
1053
01:25:14,984 --> 01:25:17,782
They're not going
to get away with it this time.
1054
01:25:17,854 --> 01:25:19,481
Okay, I'm ready.
1055
01:25:19,556 --> 01:25:22,354
If you just watch closely,
it only takes two squirts.
1056
01:25:22,425 --> 01:25:24,017
Stop that!
1057
01:25:24,727 --> 01:25:27,525
Sorry, Dean, I didn't mean to get it on...
1058
01:25:30,033 --> 01:25:32,866
- You didn't disappear.
- He's still there.
1059
01:25:32,936 --> 01:25:34,904
Of course, I didn't disappear.
1060
01:25:34,971 --> 01:25:37,303
Can you get it through your thick heads
once and for all
1061
01:25:37,373 --> 01:25:39,341
nobody is going to disappear?!
1062
01:25:39,409 --> 01:25:41,775
I don't know why
they insist on ridiculing me.
1063
01:25:41,844 --> 01:25:44,312
First that Schuylar walks around...
1064
01:25:46,049 --> 01:25:49,177
- Something's happened.
- Smells like chlorine.
1065
01:25:49,252 --> 01:25:52,221
- It does.
- Maybe some pool water got into it.
1066
01:25:52,288 --> 01:25:53,846
Maybe it's just diluted.
1067
01:25:53,923 --> 01:25:57,154
There is no such thing as invisibility.
1068
01:26:00,763 --> 01:26:02,253
There it goes!
1069
01:26:05,802 --> 01:26:09,829
[Higgins] I think I'll go home. You should
too, you're getting that blank look again.
1070
01:26:14,077 --> 01:26:16,637
Congratulations once more.
1071
01:26:16,713 --> 01:26:19,910
You ought to start working out.
Your grip isn't what it used to be.
1072
01:26:22,018 --> 01:26:26,284
Goodbye, folks. People certainly
get carried away at these parties.
1073
01:26:26,356 --> 01:26:27,823
[Screaming]
1074
01:26:27,890 --> 01:26:30,450
[Higgins] Thanks for the invitation,
Mr. Forsythe.
1075
01:26:30,526 --> 01:26:33,620
What's the matter with everyone?
Are they going crazy?
1076
01:26:33,696 --> 01:26:34,685
[Screaming]
1077
01:26:34,764 --> 01:26:37,289
[Higgins] My dear fella,
you ought to get other work.
1078
01:26:37,367 --> 01:26:39,961
You're making everybody nervous.
1079
01:26:41,671 --> 01:26:43,798
I've never seen people act so strange.
1080
01:26:43,873 --> 01:26:47,104
I wonder what was in that champagne.
I'll have to...
1081
01:26:47,176 --> 01:26:49,474
[screaming]
1082
01:26:52,715 --> 01:26:54,649
What's he doing lying on the floor?
1083
01:26:58,388 --> 01:27:00,879
What a dream! Wait a minute, I'm here?
1084
01:27:00,957 --> 01:27:02,447
It wasn't a dream?
1085
01:27:03,393 --> 01:27:05,258
It certainly wasn't.
1086
01:27:05,328 --> 01:27:07,558
Dean Eugene Higgins...
1087
01:27:07,630 --> 01:27:12,124
I take great pride in presenting
this check to Medfield College.
1088
01:27:12,201 --> 01:27:17,867
$50,000. The Forsythe Science Award,
1089
01:27:18,408 --> 01:27:22,367
for your massive contribution
to the advancement of science.
1090
01:27:28,751 --> 01:27:29,652
That was close!
1091
01:27:29,652 --> 01:27:30,550
That was close!
1092
01:27:30,620 --> 01:27:32,952
We just won the award
by the skin of our teeth.
1093
01:27:33,022 --> 01:27:37,254
[Dexter] We sure did. At least Higgins
can pay off that $50,000 mortgage now.
1094
01:27:37,327 --> 01:27:40,728
- The school's good for another year.
- [Debbie] But that's the problem.
1095
01:27:40,797 --> 01:27:45,530
He was able to come up with $50,000
this year because you invented invisibility.
1096
01:27:45,601 --> 01:27:48,832
But next year he's got
to come up with $50,000 again.
1097
01:27:48,905 --> 01:27:51,135
Plus, I discovered invisibility by accident.
1098
01:27:51,207 --> 01:27:53,300
How many times is something
like that gonna happen?
1099
01:27:53,376 --> 01:27:57,472
[Schuylar] Don't start borrowing trouble.
This year's all taken care of, right?
1100
01:27:58,247 --> 01:28:01,648
As far as next year is concerned,
don't worry about it.
1101
01:28:01,718 --> 01:28:03,709
I'll think of something.92743
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