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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,087 --> 00:00:11,094 ♫ Oh, the good life ♫ 2 00:00:11,095 --> 00:00:12,596 ♫ Full of fun ♫ 3 00:00:12,597 --> 00:00:16,602 ♫ Seems to be the ideal ♫ 4 00:00:18,605 --> 00:00:22,108 ♫ Yes, the good life ♫ 5 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:27,114 ♫ Lets you hide all the sadness you feel ♫ 6 00:00:27,115 --> 00:00:28,617 mm-hmm. 7 00:00:30,119 --> 00:00:34,707 ♫ You won't really fall in love ♫ 8 00:00:34,708 --> 00:00:39,714 ♫ For you can't take the chance ♫ 9 00:00:40,216 --> 00:00:44,720 ♫ So be honest with yourself ♫ 10 00:00:44,721 --> 00:00:49,226 ♫ Don't try to fake romance ♫ 11 00:00:49,227 --> 00:00:50,228 no. 12 00:00:51,230 --> 00:00:53,732 ♫ It's the good life ♫ 13 00:00:54,233 --> 00:00:59,240 ♫ To be free and explore the unknown ♫ 14 00:01:00,741 --> 00:01:04,746 ♫ Yes, and the heartaches ♫ 15 00:01:05,247 --> 00:01:09,753 ♫ When you learn you must face them alone ♫ 16 00:01:10,254 --> 00:01:11,255 uh-huh. 17 00:01:12,756 --> 00:01:18,263 ♫ Please remember I still want you ♫ 18 00:01:18,264 --> 00:01:22,769 ♫ And in case you wonder why ♫ 19 00:01:23,270 --> 00:01:26,773 ♫ Well, just wake up, baby ♫ 20 00:01:26,774 --> 00:01:30,278 ♫ And kiss the good life good-bye ♫ 21 00:01:30,279 --> 00:01:32,282 that's all you got to do. 22 00:01:52,807 --> 00:01:54,309 Come all the way up. 23 00:01:54,310 --> 00:01:55,810 All the way. Thank you. 24 00:01:55,811 --> 00:01:58,315 ♫ Please remember ♫ 25 00:01:58,815 --> 00:01:59,815 ♫ I still love you ♫ 26 00:01:59,816 --> 00:02:01,319 20 minutes. Hello, good-bye. 27 00:02:01,819 --> 00:02:02,819 Ok. 28 00:02:02,820 --> 00:02:05,823 ♫ And in case you wonder why ♫ 29 00:02:05,824 --> 00:02:09,828 ♫ Well, wake up, baby ♫ 30 00:02:09,829 --> 00:02:11,830 ♫ and kiss the good life good-bye ♫ 31 00:02:11,831 --> 00:02:12,832 evening, Mr. Thorne. 32 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:13,833 Evening, Mike. 33 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,836 110 blocks in under 15 minutes. 34 00:02:16,338 --> 00:02:18,339 Not bad for a one-eyed Russian immigrant. 35 00:02:18,340 --> 00:02:19,841 Somebody throwing a party? 36 00:02:19,842 --> 00:02:20,842 You are, sir. 37 00:02:20,843 --> 00:02:21,844 Oh, yeah? Am I having a good time? 38 00:02:22,345 --> 00:02:23,346 Well, Manhattan fine wines 39 00:02:23,847 --> 00:02:26,849 just delivered 6 cases of salon les mesnil. 40 00:02:26,850 --> 00:02:27,851 That's pretty pricey stuff. 41 00:02:27,852 --> 00:02:28,852 What did I pay for it? 42 00:02:28,853 --> 00:02:29,853 What do you care? 43 00:02:29,854 --> 00:02:31,857 You got more money than you can even look at. 44 00:02:32,358 --> 00:02:33,358 Oh, I'd like to thank you 45 00:02:33,359 --> 00:02:34,359 for that little tip on the market you gave me. 46 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:36,362 The wife says the stock's gone up 5 points. 47 00:02:36,363 --> 00:02:37,363 Good, Mike. 48 00:02:37,364 --> 00:02:38,865 Want some more advice? Sure. 49 00:02:38,866 --> 00:02:39,867 Sell it. 50 00:02:40,368 --> 00:02:41,369 Here, read my newsletter. 51 00:02:41,869 --> 00:02:42,870 Have fun. 52 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:45,374 Fun is actually knowing who half your guests are. 53 00:02:49,380 --> 00:02:50,880 ♫ Hey, hey ♫ 54 00:02:50,881 --> 00:02:53,885 ♫ woman, kiss the good life good-bye ♫ 55 00:02:54,386 --> 00:02:55,387 good evening. 56 00:03:00,394 --> 00:03:02,895 Chris, look! It's us! 57 00:03:02,896 --> 00:03:05,899 Good evening, Chris. Hi, Chris. 58 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:07,401 I save it for you. 59 00:03:07,402 --> 00:03:09,904 That's what she says to all the guys. 60 00:03:09,905 --> 00:03:11,407 I'll get the next one. Go ahead. 61 00:03:11,908 --> 00:03:12,409 Cigar. 62 00:03:12,909 --> 00:03:15,413 Chris, we'll see you in the apartment. 63 00:03:22,839 --> 00:03:23,839 Oop! 64 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:25,340 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. 65 00:03:25,341 --> 00:03:26,843 Hey, little fella. What's your name? 66 00:03:26,844 --> 00:03:28,344 Get down! Come on, girls. 67 00:03:28,345 --> 00:03:29,846 Get over here. 68 00:03:29,847 --> 00:03:30,849 I'm sorry. 69 00:03:31,349 --> 00:03:32,349 You oughta get cats. 70 00:03:32,350 --> 00:03:33,351 They're a lower-maintenance pet. 71 00:03:35,354 --> 00:03:36,855 Ah, here we go. 72 00:03:36,856 --> 00:03:39,358 Come on, let's go. Come on, girls. 73 00:03:39,359 --> 00:03:40,359 Chris! 74 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:41,362 Chris! 75 00:03:44,867 --> 00:03:46,869 I hate crowds. 76 00:03:48,371 --> 00:03:50,373 You new in the building? 77 00:03:53,377 --> 00:03:54,878 You all right? 78 00:03:54,879 --> 00:03:57,381 Y-yes. 79 00:03:57,382 --> 00:03:58,383 Take this. 80 00:04:02,388 --> 00:04:03,891 I-I'm sorry. 81 00:04:04,391 --> 00:04:05,892 It's ok. 82 00:04:05,893 --> 00:04:07,895 I never do this. 83 00:04:07,896 --> 00:04:10,899 Listen, some people are throwing a party 84 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:11,900 up at my apartment. 85 00:04:11,901 --> 00:04:12,902 Why don't you come up for a drink? 86 00:04:13,402 --> 00:04:14,404 It will help you relax. 87 00:04:20,411 --> 00:04:21,913 What's the matter? 88 00:04:21,914 --> 00:04:24,416 Oh... That son of a bitch! 89 00:04:24,917 --> 00:04:26,418 I don't believe this. 90 00:04:26,419 --> 00:04:27,419 That bastard! 91 00:04:27,420 --> 00:04:28,923 I can't believe this! 92 00:04:32,426 --> 00:04:34,429 I'll be in the penthouse if you change your mind. 93 00:04:36,432 --> 00:04:38,434 Thanks for the Espresso maker... 94 00:04:39,936 --> 00:04:41,438 And the bag of shit. 95 00:04:57,458 --> 00:04:58,960 Howard suntz's office. 96 00:04:58,961 --> 00:05:01,462 Miriam, this is Diane. Let me talk to Howard. 97 00:05:01,463 --> 00:05:02,965 I'm sorry, Ms. lightson. 98 00:05:02,966 --> 00:05:03,966 He left explicit instructions 99 00:05:03,967 --> 00:05:05,969 not to be disturbed. 100 00:05:05,970 --> 00:05:08,471 What's going on with this landfill deal? 101 00:05:08,472 --> 00:05:09,974 I'm only his goddamn lawyer. 102 00:05:09,975 --> 00:05:10,975 Why didn't I know about it? 103 00:05:10,976 --> 00:05:11,976 He said he's doing the deal. 104 00:05:11,977 --> 00:05:13,479 Your services won't be needed, 105 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:14,980 professionally or personally. 106 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:16,482 This is not about our personal relationship. 107 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,484 This is business. Do you understand? 108 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:19,987 It's about my professional credentials, 109 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:21,990 my... my law firm's time. 110 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:23,992 Why am I talking to you? You know what? 111 00:05:24,493 --> 00:05:26,495 You tell Howard I'm coming down there. 112 00:05:33,004 --> 00:05:34,505 Excuse me. 113 00:05:36,508 --> 00:05:37,508 Oh! Hi. 114 00:05:37,509 --> 00:05:38,510 Hi. Glad you could make it. 115 00:05:39,011 --> 00:05:40,012 Thanks. Diane lightson 116 00:05:40,013 --> 00:05:41,513 I'm from the firm of masur and glennet. 117 00:05:41,514 --> 00:05:42,514 Chris Thorne. 118 00:05:42,515 --> 00:05:44,017 I'm sorry about the cold hands. 119 00:05:44,018 --> 00:05:45,518 Don't worry about it. 120 00:05:45,519 --> 00:05:46,520 The law firm masur, glennet, 121 00:05:46,521 --> 00:05:47,522 weese, weiss, worple, whip me? 122 00:05:48,023 --> 00:05:49,523 Yeah, that's the one. 123 00:05:49,524 --> 00:05:51,026 What's your specialty? 124 00:05:51,027 --> 00:05:53,028 Investment syndication and public flotation. 125 00:05:53,029 --> 00:05:54,530 It's got to be painful. 126 00:05:54,531 --> 00:05:56,032 Would you like a drink? 127 00:05:56,033 --> 00:05:57,534 I'd love one. 128 00:05:57,535 --> 00:05:58,503 Scotch? 129 00:05:58,737 --> 00:05:59,204 Great. 130 00:05:59,704 --> 00:06:00,704 Are you ok? 131 00:06:00,705 --> 00:06:01,706 Yeah, fine. 132 00:06:01,707 --> 00:06:04,209 Are you going to the suntz thing? 133 00:06:04,210 --> 00:06:05,212 Are you kidding? 134 00:06:05,712 --> 00:06:08,214 Not unless somebody holds a gun to my head. 135 00:06:08,215 --> 00:06:10,217 He's a fraud. He's a ripoff artist. 136 00:06:10,218 --> 00:06:12,219 It's all about buying lakes and filling them with garbage. 137 00:06:12,220 --> 00:06:13,721 I don't know what set you off in the elevator, 138 00:06:13,722 --> 00:06:15,224 but if I were you, I'd stay away from this suntz guy. 139 00:06:15,724 --> 00:06:16,726 Let's just say I have a personal interest 140 00:06:17,227 --> 00:06:18,727 in this particular deal, 141 00:06:18,728 --> 00:06:20,230 so if you're not going, can I borrow your car? 142 00:06:20,231 --> 00:06:21,231 Whoa, whoa. 143 00:06:21,232 --> 00:06:22,732 I'm a good driver. 144 00:06:22,733 --> 00:06:24,235 I didn't say I'm not going. 145 00:06:24,236 --> 00:06:25,236 I just said I'm not planning on going. 146 00:06:25,237 --> 00:06:27,739 I have a low opinion of the guy, 147 00:06:27,740 --> 00:06:29,241 but if it's that important to you, 148 00:06:29,242 --> 00:06:31,244 maybe you know something I don't. 149 00:06:31,245 --> 00:06:32,745 Maybe I should reconsider. 150 00:06:32,746 --> 00:06:33,746 I really like to drive. 151 00:06:33,747 --> 00:06:34,748 I'll drive. 152 00:06:34,749 --> 00:06:35,749 I'm happy to drive. 153 00:06:35,750 --> 00:06:37,752 No, no. It's my car. I'll do the driving, ok? 154 00:06:38,254 --> 00:06:39,254 Ok, great. You drive. 155 00:06:39,255 --> 00:06:40,756 Who's going for a drive? Are you, Chris? 156 00:06:41,257 --> 00:06:42,258 No, not tonight. 157 00:06:42,259 --> 00:06:44,260 When? Where? We love to drive. 158 00:06:44,261 --> 00:06:45,762 Are you going to your house 159 00:06:45,763 --> 00:06:46,763 in the Hamptons? 160 00:06:46,764 --> 00:06:48,266 That's fantastic. When are we leaving? 161 00:06:48,766 --> 00:06:50,268 Very, very early, much too early for you. 162 00:06:50,269 --> 00:06:53,272 How about noon in the parking garage? 163 00:06:53,273 --> 00:06:55,274 Noon is better. We love it! 164 00:06:55,275 --> 00:06:56,275 Fantastic! 165 00:06:56,276 --> 00:06:57,277 Great. 166 00:06:57,278 --> 00:06:58,778 I'm sorry about that. 167 00:06:58,779 --> 00:07:00,781 That's fausto and renalda squirinizsu. 168 00:07:00,782 --> 00:07:02,783 I give them investment counseling sometimes. 169 00:07:02,784 --> 00:07:03,785 They're brazillionaires. 170 00:07:04,287 --> 00:07:06,288 They have breakfast around 2:00 in the afternoon. 171 00:07:06,289 --> 00:07:07,289 We'll never see them again. 172 00:07:07,290 --> 00:07:08,791 Good. So I'll see you 173 00:07:08,792 --> 00:07:10,293 in the garage at noon. 174 00:07:10,294 --> 00:07:11,295 Don't be late. 175 00:07:11,296 --> 00:07:12,797 I won't be late. Good. 176 00:07:33,991 --> 00:07:35,993 Ohhh. 177 00:07:40,498 --> 00:07:41,500 Ugh. 178 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:55,017 Morning, Mr. Thorne. 179 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:57,020 Morning, Mike. 180 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,522 Fun night, huh? 181 00:07:59,523 --> 00:08:01,525 Oh, god, I can't do this. 182 00:08:03,028 --> 00:08:05,029 Listen, do me a favor, will you? 183 00:08:05,030 --> 00:08:06,030 You know Diane lightson? 184 00:08:06,031 --> 00:08:07,032 She just moved in. 185 00:08:07,033 --> 00:08:08,034 Yes, sir. 23-b? 186 00:08:08,534 --> 00:08:10,537 Yeah. She'll be down in a couple minutes. 187 00:08:11,038 --> 00:08:12,538 Tell her I'm too tired, 188 00:08:12,539 --> 00:08:14,041 I'm sick, I can't drive her. 189 00:08:14,042 --> 00:08:15,543 Give her the car with my compliments. 190 00:08:16,044 --> 00:08:16,544 Certainly. 191 00:08:17,045 --> 00:08:18,547 I got to get some sleep. 192 00:08:25,556 --> 00:08:27,558 Give me the keys, Mike. 193 00:08:38,072 --> 00:08:39,072 Wow! 194 00:08:39,073 --> 00:08:41,575 What a beautiful beemer. 195 00:08:41,576 --> 00:08:42,576 Good morning. 196 00:08:42,577 --> 00:08:46,081 This is a vintage what, 733i? 197 00:08:46,082 --> 00:08:48,584 3.3 liter? 198 00:08:48,585 --> 00:08:49,585 That's right. 199 00:08:49,586 --> 00:08:50,586 Had it 2 years, 200 00:08:50,587 --> 00:08:51,588 never been out of Manhattan. 201 00:08:51,589 --> 00:08:53,091 Really? Well, maybe I should drive. 202 00:08:53,591 --> 00:08:54,092 I'll drive. 203 00:08:54,593 --> 00:08:56,095 Let me get that for you. 204 00:08:56,595 --> 00:08:57,596 Thank you. 205 00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:00,600 Wow... 206 00:09:01,101 --> 00:09:02,602 This is really cherry. 207 00:09:02,603 --> 00:09:04,605 Mm-hmm. Make yourself comfy. 208 00:09:06,108 --> 00:09:07,109 Thank you, Mike. 209 00:09:07,609 --> 00:09:09,110 Hope you feel better, sir. 210 00:09:09,111 --> 00:09:11,114 I feel great. Feel fine. 211 00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:26,132 What the fuck... 212 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:27,634 I don't believe this. 213 00:09:28,136 --> 00:09:29,137 I should have known 214 00:09:29,637 --> 00:09:31,138 a brazillionaire never forgets. 215 00:09:31,139 --> 00:09:33,641 They're not coming with us, are they? 216 00:09:33,642 --> 00:09:34,642 Look at them. 217 00:09:34,643 --> 00:09:36,645 I can't say no. 218 00:09:36,646 --> 00:09:39,149 Chris! 219 00:09:39,150 --> 00:09:40,150 Chris, dude! 220 00:09:40,151 --> 00:09:41,652 You did not think we'd be up so early. 221 00:09:42,153 --> 00:09:43,654 Had no idea. 222 00:09:43,655 --> 00:09:44,656 Hi, Chris. 223 00:09:49,162 --> 00:09:51,164 Chris, where are we going? 224 00:09:51,165 --> 00:09:54,168 We're going to Atlantic city. 225 00:09:54,169 --> 00:09:55,170 Get in the trunk. 226 00:09:57,673 --> 00:10:00,175 Good. We can see the Taj Mahal. 227 00:10:00,176 --> 00:10:01,178 I love it. 228 00:10:01,678 --> 00:10:03,679 They call it the ninth wonder of the world. 229 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:06,683 We have the fifth in south America, in rio... 230 00:10:06,684 --> 00:10:08,185 The Christ of corcovado. 231 00:10:08,186 --> 00:10:09,688 Hi, I'm renalda. 232 00:10:13,193 --> 00:10:14,193 This is my brother fausto. 233 00:10:14,194 --> 00:10:15,694 Encantado. 234 00:10:15,695 --> 00:10:17,198 Chris, put this tape on. 235 00:10:17,698 --> 00:10:19,701 Let's chanka. 236 00:10:43,731 --> 00:10:46,235 This is nice. 237 00:10:57,749 --> 00:10:59,251 So, how long have you been divorced? 238 00:11:05,259 --> 00:11:06,259 4 years. 239 00:11:06,260 --> 00:11:07,761 You still love her? 240 00:11:07,762 --> 00:11:09,263 Nah. 241 00:11:09,264 --> 00:11:11,267 Been over it for... Weeks. 242 00:11:14,270 --> 00:11:17,774 Chris, this road is such a dull place. 243 00:11:18,275 --> 00:11:21,778 We have a nice little surprise picnic for you. 244 00:11:21,779 --> 00:11:22,780 Clean food. 245 00:11:22,781 --> 00:11:24,782 Let's take the car into the countryside 246 00:11:24,783 --> 00:11:25,783 for a while. 247 00:11:25,784 --> 00:11:26,785 Countryside? 248 00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:29,288 This is the jerseyvania triangle. 249 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:30,790 Whole damn place 250 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:31,792 is a mess of burnt-out factories, 251 00:11:32,293 --> 00:11:33,294 junkyards, and coal fields. 252 00:11:33,295 --> 00:11:34,795 Believe me, I know. 253 00:11:34,796 --> 00:11:36,797 My grandfather was in coal commodities. 254 00:11:36,798 --> 00:11:38,301 So let's go and see them. 255 00:11:38,801 --> 00:11:39,802 No, I don't want to get lost. 256 00:11:40,303 --> 00:11:40,804 You won't get lost. 257 00:11:41,305 --> 00:11:42,305 Look at all that fancy equipment you've got. 258 00:11:42,306 --> 00:11:43,306 Take that next road. 259 00:11:43,307 --> 00:11:44,808 Let's see if you can use all that shit. 260 00:11:44,809 --> 00:11:46,811 I think we should just keep going. 261 00:11:47,312 --> 00:11:48,313 I don't understand what's the big deal. 262 00:11:48,314 --> 00:11:50,815 We made a nice little surprise picnic for you, 263 00:11:50,816 --> 00:11:51,817 you invited us on a drive, 264 00:11:51,818 --> 00:11:54,321 and you aren't driving us where we want. 265 00:11:54,821 --> 00:11:55,322 Dude, you could be a better host. 266 00:11:55,823 --> 00:11:58,325 Ok, listen. How about this? 267 00:11:58,326 --> 00:12:01,829 If it won't take too long, road 329, parallel to the pike. 268 00:12:01,830 --> 00:12:02,831 It crosses the Delaware 269 00:12:02,832 --> 00:12:04,834 and then it crosses back here. 270 00:12:05,335 --> 00:12:07,337 There should be beautiful river scenery, 271 00:12:07,338 --> 00:12:09,839 and it won't take us too far out of our way, ok? 272 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,843 It's your dime, lady. 273 00:12:13,345 --> 00:12:15,348 Oh, this is wonderful. 274 00:12:18,852 --> 00:12:21,355 I have 2 big mangoes! 275 00:12:21,356 --> 00:12:22,856 Do you like mangoes? 276 00:12:22,857 --> 00:12:26,362 Oh, yes! He has mangoes, cheese. 277 00:12:26,862 --> 00:12:29,333 Oh, this is going to be wonderful! 278 00:12:29,566 --> 00:12:32,536 Fausto, I don't want to stop here. 279 00:12:32,537 --> 00:12:33,537 Keep going. 280 00:12:33,538 --> 00:12:36,041 Pull over to a vista. 281 00:12:41,548 --> 00:12:43,551 Oh, look! A village. 282 00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:03,074 Morning. 283 00:13:03,075 --> 00:13:05,077 Sell pork bellies, buy gold. 284 00:13:07,581 --> 00:13:08,581 Oh, Jesus! 285 00:13:08,582 --> 00:13:09,584 Oh, Chris, look out! 286 00:13:12,086 --> 00:13:14,088 What is that, a vent pipe? 287 00:13:14,089 --> 00:13:16,090 What do you want to do, get out and kiss it? 288 00:13:16,091 --> 00:13:20,095 It smells. It stinks. Go, go. 289 00:13:20,096 --> 00:13:21,098 Nice town, huh? 290 00:13:24,603 --> 00:13:27,606 Evel knievel and Mr. clean. 291 00:13:54,774 --> 00:13:56,275 Oh, this is better. 292 00:13:56,276 --> 00:13:57,277 Pull over. 293 00:13:57,278 --> 00:13:59,279 I like it here. I'm hungry. 294 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:00,780 Let's eat right now. 295 00:14:00,781 --> 00:14:03,284 Let's open the whole thing up now. 296 00:14:03,285 --> 00:14:05,287 I don't see butter. 297 00:14:05,288 --> 00:14:06,788 What do you mean? 298 00:14:06,789 --> 00:14:08,791 I didn't forget the butter. 299 00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:11,294 Antonio the Butler forgot the butter, 300 00:14:11,295 --> 00:14:12,296 not me. 301 00:14:12,297 --> 00:14:14,798 Chris, do you want a drink? 302 00:14:14,799 --> 00:14:15,800 No. 303 00:14:15,801 --> 00:14:16,801 Diana, smile! 304 00:14:16,802 --> 00:14:18,803 This is a nice road. 305 00:14:18,804 --> 00:14:20,306 Oh, yeah. Chris, Chris, smile. 306 00:14:20,307 --> 00:14:21,307 I got you in the mirror. 307 00:14:21,308 --> 00:14:22,308 Smile! 308 00:14:22,309 --> 00:14:23,810 Oh, no. A cop. 309 00:14:23,811 --> 00:14:26,314 Were you speeding? 310 00:14:26,815 --> 00:14:28,816 65. That's the national speed limit. 311 00:14:28,817 --> 00:14:31,320 Well, not everywhere. It said 50 back there. 312 00:14:31,321 --> 00:14:32,321 50? 313 00:14:32,322 --> 00:14:34,324 Why didn't you tell me? 314 00:14:34,325 --> 00:14:36,826 You don't have to stop. 315 00:14:36,827 --> 00:14:38,329 What? Right. 316 00:14:38,330 --> 00:14:39,330 Let's get out the guns 317 00:14:39,331 --> 00:14:40,331 and blow out his front tires. 318 00:14:40,332 --> 00:14:41,833 Are you crazy? 319 00:14:41,834 --> 00:14:43,336 Of course I'm going to stop. 320 00:14:44,337 --> 00:14:45,338 What are you talking about, dude? 321 00:14:45,339 --> 00:14:47,340 This is a provincial cop, man. 322 00:14:47,341 --> 00:14:49,344 With this car, you could easily get away from him. 323 00:14:49,844 --> 00:14:51,845 Let's see if we could do 90. 324 00:14:51,846 --> 00:14:53,348 Are you kidding? This baby will do 130. 325 00:14:53,349 --> 00:14:54,350 So let's do it! 326 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:55,850 Good. Go, Chris. 327 00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,853 Thorne, for Christ's sake, go. 328 00:14:57,854 --> 00:14:59,355 Go, man. 329 00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:01,359 You wimp chicken, let's go! 330 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:02,859 Hit it! Push it! 331 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,363 This is a little goddamn Hamlet. 332 00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:06,364 Chris, go! 333 00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:07,367 Here we go. 334 00:15:11,372 --> 00:15:11,872 Push it! 335 00:15:12,373 --> 00:15:14,876 I don't know about this. I don't know. 336 00:15:19,382 --> 00:15:21,383 Go, Chris. Come on, Chris, go. 337 00:15:21,384 --> 00:15:22,885 Don't be scared. Push it! 338 00:15:22,886 --> 00:15:23,886 We're winning! 339 00:15:23,887 --> 00:15:26,891 You have a BMW. Act like it. 340 00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:32,897 Faster! 341 00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:35,901 Now I think you may be breaking the law. 342 00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:36,903 Forget the law! 343 00:15:36,904 --> 00:15:38,406 Oh, but it is smooth, isn't it? 344 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:51,922 Jeez. He's got a fast car, too. 345 00:15:51,923 --> 00:15:53,424 Oh, sh... 346 00:15:53,425 --> 00:15:54,926 Chris, Chris, move it. 347 00:15:55,428 --> 00:15:56,929 For Christ's sakes, move it, Chris. 348 00:15:57,430 --> 00:15:59,432 Uh, maybe we better stop. 349 00:15:59,433 --> 00:16:00,434 No. 350 00:16:00,934 --> 00:16:03,437 No, I think I can lose him. 351 00:16:03,438 --> 00:16:04,938 Pull your vehicle over now, please. 352 00:16:04,939 --> 00:16:05,940 Pull over now. 353 00:16:15,953 --> 00:16:16,954 What the hell is that? 354 00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:21,960 Detour! 355 00:16:21,961 --> 00:16:23,462 Chris, watch out! 356 00:16:23,463 --> 00:16:24,965 Here we go! 357 00:16:27,468 --> 00:16:28,470 Whoa! 358 00:16:37,981 --> 00:16:38,981 He still with us? 359 00:16:38,982 --> 00:16:40,485 Uh-oh. 360 00:16:45,491 --> 00:16:46,993 Where the hell are we? 361 00:16:48,495 --> 00:16:49,496 Go to the left! 362 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,503 Oh, shit! 363 00:16:56,004 --> 00:16:58,006 Be careful on this side! 364 00:16:58,007 --> 00:17:00,008 I'll do the driving, all right? 365 00:17:00,009 --> 00:17:01,010 Just get over! 366 00:17:05,015 --> 00:17:06,517 Just get to the right! 367 00:17:06,518 --> 00:17:09,019 Blah blah Gabby gab gab. 368 00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:10,021 Will you be quiet, fausto? 369 00:17:10,022 --> 00:17:11,023 Just let me drive. 370 00:17:14,027 --> 00:17:15,027 Sir, this is a heavily traveled 371 00:17:15,028 --> 00:17:16,028 industrial artery. 372 00:17:16,029 --> 00:17:18,532 These trucks own this road. 373 00:17:18,533 --> 00:17:21,537 Oh, man. I just want to get to Atlantic city. 374 00:17:22,538 --> 00:17:23,538 Sir... 375 00:17:23,539 --> 00:17:26,543 These speeds are not advisable through here. 376 00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:37,924 ¿¿Tienes dolares? 377 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:41,428 Oh, no! 378 00:17:50,941 --> 00:17:52,441 Everybody relax. 379 00:17:52,442 --> 00:17:54,945 All they can do is cite me and hand me a bunch of tickets. 380 00:17:54,946 --> 00:17:56,446 I'll pay them, and we'll be on our way 381 00:17:56,447 --> 00:17:58,449 back to the turnpike. 382 00:17:58,450 --> 00:17:59,450 Oh, I see. 383 00:17:59,451 --> 00:18:01,454 It's all my fault now. 384 00:18:17,474 --> 00:18:19,978 Folks, meet Andy Griffith. 385 00:18:23,482 --> 00:18:24,983 Good afternoon. 386 00:18:24,984 --> 00:18:27,988 Driver, step outside the car, please. 387 00:18:33,996 --> 00:18:34,996 Was I speeding? I'm sorry. 388 00:18:34,997 --> 00:18:37,498 I wasn't sure you were a real cop, 389 00:18:37,499 --> 00:18:38,500 and please, 390 00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:40,502 I mean that in a complimentary sense. 391 00:18:40,503 --> 00:18:42,005 That's ok. There's no law 392 00:18:42,006 --> 00:18:44,007 against having a sense of humor. 393 00:18:44,008 --> 00:18:45,010 Now turn around, 394 00:18:45,510 --> 00:18:47,011 put your hands on the roof of the car, please, sir. 395 00:18:47,012 --> 00:18:49,014 There you go, sir. Spread 'em. 396 00:18:49,015 --> 00:18:51,016 Oh, come on, now. "Spread 'em"? 397 00:18:51,017 --> 00:18:52,017 Ow! Yeah, that's nice. 398 00:18:52,018 --> 00:18:53,519 The lower back, please. 399 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:55,521 Check the prostate. That's nice. 400 00:18:55,522 --> 00:18:57,025 Oh! All right, thank you. 401 00:18:57,525 --> 00:18:59,026 I got an itch right up in there. 402 00:18:59,027 --> 00:19:00,028 That's good. Thank you. 403 00:19:00,029 --> 00:19:01,030 Not today, sir. 404 00:19:01,530 --> 00:19:03,532 Turn around. May I see your license, 405 00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:06,036 registration, and insurance, please? 406 00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:07,537 What's the charge? 407 00:19:07,538 --> 00:19:08,539 You were speeding, 408 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,042 but that's not why I began to follow you. 409 00:19:11,043 --> 00:19:13,544 Back there in the village, you failed to make a full stop 410 00:19:13,545 --> 00:19:14,546 at the intersection. 411 00:19:14,547 --> 00:19:16,548 Oh, really? 412 00:19:16,549 --> 00:19:18,551 Oh, I didn't even notice. 413 00:19:18,552 --> 00:19:21,554 Well, that's the initial reason why I followed you 414 00:19:21,555 --> 00:19:23,057 and why you're under arrest now. 415 00:19:23,058 --> 00:19:24,559 The speeding and reckless evasion 416 00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:26,061 will be overlooked 417 00:19:26,062 --> 00:19:27,062 if you cooperate now 418 00:19:27,063 --> 00:19:28,563 and quietly get in your car and follow me. 419 00:19:28,564 --> 00:19:29,565 Clear? 420 00:19:29,566 --> 00:19:31,067 Sir, wait a minute. 421 00:19:31,068 --> 00:19:32,568 This may be... Valkenvania, 422 00:19:32,569 --> 00:19:34,571 but it is still America, 423 00:19:34,572 --> 00:19:36,073 and we have an appointment 424 00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:37,075 in Atlantic city, 425 00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:39,577 so we'd just like to get going. 426 00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:41,081 Will you just write a ticket here, 427 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:42,082 or we could settle it 428 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:43,582 some other way, perhaps? 429 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,086 Step back, please. 430 00:19:46,587 --> 00:19:48,089 I understand, sir, 431 00:19:48,090 --> 00:19:50,591 but that's not the way things work around here. 432 00:19:50,592 --> 00:19:52,594 You're gonna have to follow me a ways to the reeve, 433 00:19:52,595 --> 00:19:55,098 then it's up to him how we proceed. 434 00:19:55,099 --> 00:19:56,099 Reeve? 435 00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:58,601 The local justice of the peace. 436 00:19:58,602 --> 00:20:01,106 Now, I'm planning not to mention the speeding to him, 437 00:20:01,606 --> 00:20:04,110 so I suggest you come quietly and immediately, 438 00:20:04,610 --> 00:20:05,611 unless you want more trouble 439 00:20:06,112 --> 00:20:07,114 than you're already gargling. 440 00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:37,818 What's that beeping? 441 00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:40,822 It means we're off the map on this cartridge. 442 00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,326 What time does suntz start the hype? 443 00:20:43,327 --> 00:20:44,327 6:00. It's 3:30 now. 444 00:20:44,328 --> 00:20:47,832 We can still make it if you just let me do the talking. 445 00:21:05,855 --> 00:21:09,359 Look at this metal sculpture. 446 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,361 They must be into folk art. 447 00:21:11,362 --> 00:21:12,864 Folk 'em. 448 00:21:15,367 --> 00:21:17,869 What is that, music? 449 00:21:17,870 --> 00:21:19,372 They're piping in music. 450 00:21:31,388 --> 00:21:33,890 "Enjoy your stay." 451 00:21:35,393 --> 00:21:37,394 What is this place? 452 00:21:37,395 --> 00:21:40,399 My god. 453 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:44,403 So that's where they buried flipper. 454 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,407 Flipper's dead? 455 00:21:50,912 --> 00:21:53,415 "Village j.P." 456 00:21:53,416 --> 00:21:55,417 "Shire reeve." 457 00:21:55,418 --> 00:21:57,920 It's like Robin hood... "be polite." 458 00:21:57,921 --> 00:21:58,922 Hmm. 459 00:21:59,423 --> 00:22:00,424 Oh... 460 00:22:00,925 --> 00:22:01,925 And no cussing. 461 00:22:01,926 --> 00:22:03,927 Shit. 462 00:22:03,928 --> 00:22:05,930 Wow. 463 00:22:05,931 --> 00:22:08,434 Look at all these toasters. 464 00:22:08,435 --> 00:22:10,437 There is a negativity about this place. 465 00:22:16,445 --> 00:22:17,945 "Valkenheiser salvage. 466 00:22:17,946 --> 00:22:19,449 Trespassers will be shot." 467 00:22:38,473 --> 00:22:40,475 Oh, come on. 468 00:22:44,981 --> 00:22:46,482 There's a funky Karma here, man. 469 00:22:46,483 --> 00:22:48,484 Is this a joke? 470 00:22:48,485 --> 00:22:49,987 Iy, iy, iy, I hope so, 471 00:22:50,488 --> 00:22:52,991 because I don't think I like it here at all. 472 00:22:53,492 --> 00:22:54,993 Where the hell are we? 473 00:22:55,494 --> 00:22:57,997 Listen, do we have to get out here? 474 00:22:58,498 --> 00:23:00,500 "Valkenvania courts and schools, 1898." 475 00:23:00,501 --> 00:23:02,503 Valkenvania. 476 00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:15,520 Hi. 477 00:23:25,583 --> 00:23:26,584 File in. 478 00:23:27,084 --> 00:23:28,085 Reassemble. 479 00:23:30,589 --> 00:23:32,591 Lucy, I'm home! 480 00:23:34,093 --> 00:23:36,095 Oh, yeah. It's old, it's old. 481 00:23:36,597 --> 00:23:38,098 Right this way, folks. 482 00:23:43,104 --> 00:23:45,607 Wait. I'm entitled to one phone call. 483 00:23:45,608 --> 00:23:48,110 Surely. And you're more than welcome to make one 484 00:23:48,111 --> 00:23:49,612 if we had a phone. 485 00:23:49,613 --> 00:23:51,114 There's one in my car. 486 00:23:51,616 --> 00:23:52,617 Your car's been impounded. 487 00:23:53,117 --> 00:23:54,118 Impounded? Already? 488 00:23:54,619 --> 00:23:56,121 Step up to the railing. 489 00:23:56,622 --> 00:23:57,623 Please. 490 00:24:02,128 --> 00:24:04,631 May I have your ids, everyone, please? 491 00:24:04,632 --> 00:24:05,633 I already have yours, Mr. Thorne. 492 00:24:06,134 --> 00:24:07,135 Thank you, thank you. 493 00:24:07,636 --> 00:24:08,636 These trials usually last 494 00:24:08,637 --> 00:24:10,139 only a couple of minutes. 495 00:24:14,144 --> 00:24:16,646 Revolving district court 496 00:24:16,647 --> 00:24:18,148 for the village and shire of valkenvania 497 00:24:18,149 --> 00:24:19,650 is now in order! 498 00:24:19,651 --> 00:24:23,656 The honorable reeve Alvin valkenheiser presides. 499 00:24:51,191 --> 00:24:54,696 Ok, Dennis, give me their licenses, ID, 500 00:24:55,196 --> 00:24:58,199 toll tickets, report cards, notes from the teacher. 501 00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,702 Here you go, judge. 502 00:25:00,202 --> 00:25:01,203 Traffic violation. 503 00:25:01,705 --> 00:25:03,205 Contravention of village bylaw 23... 504 00:25:03,206 --> 00:25:05,208 Failing in the execution of a full stop 505 00:25:05,209 --> 00:25:06,710 at a place so marked. 506 00:25:06,711 --> 00:25:09,213 I recommend fine, bond, and release. 507 00:25:09,214 --> 00:25:13,218 What else you want to do for 'em, bake 'em a pie? 508 00:25:13,219 --> 00:25:14,721 All right here... 509 00:25:15,221 --> 00:25:16,724 Who's Christopher Lawrence Thorne? 510 00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:18,224 That's me, your honor. 511 00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:19,726 Thorne financial publishing, 512 00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:20,728 water street, New York. 513 00:25:20,729 --> 00:25:21,729 Ok. 514 00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:23,230 Banker? 515 00:25:23,231 --> 00:25:25,233 No, no, no. Banker, no. 516 00:25:25,234 --> 00:25:26,234 Financial publishing. 517 00:25:26,235 --> 00:25:27,737 Thorne's weekly? 518 00:25:27,738 --> 00:25:28,739 Ok. Banker. 519 00:25:29,239 --> 00:25:31,241 Oh, here. 520 00:25:31,242 --> 00:25:33,243 Well, look at this. Passports. 521 00:25:33,244 --> 00:25:34,746 I will have you know 522 00:25:34,747 --> 00:25:37,248 that my brother fausto and I 523 00:25:37,249 --> 00:25:39,251 enjoy diplomatic immunity in this country. 524 00:25:39,252 --> 00:25:41,754 Ok, well, uh... 525 00:25:41,755 --> 00:25:47,762 And you are the fausto and renalda... 526 00:25:47,763 --> 00:25:51,767 Squi-ri-ni... 527 00:25:51,768 --> 00:25:55,272 Squiriniz... 528 00:25:55,773 --> 00:25:57,775 Siz... siz... sizwi. Sizwi? 529 00:25:57,776 --> 00:25:59,276 Friends of the bride. 530 00:25:59,277 --> 00:26:00,277 Yeah, that's right. 531 00:26:00,278 --> 00:26:01,279 We all want to get married. 532 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,782 No, sir. No wedding. Moving violation... 533 00:26:03,783 --> 00:26:05,284 Failure to stop. 534 00:26:05,285 --> 00:26:07,286 Let's just be quiet 535 00:26:07,287 --> 00:26:08,289 and let him do his little thing, 536 00:26:08,790 --> 00:26:09,790 and we'll be on our way. 537 00:26:09,791 --> 00:26:12,293 Oh, I will let you be on your way, 538 00:26:12,294 --> 00:26:15,297 when the cat's eyes will spin! 539 00:26:15,298 --> 00:26:16,298 Now, listen! 540 00:26:16,299 --> 00:26:17,299 Ok. 541 00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:18,301 We'll listen. 542 00:26:21,305 --> 00:26:22,807 Hey, hey, ho, ho! 543 00:26:22,808 --> 00:26:24,308 Ha ha ha! 544 00:26:24,309 --> 00:26:26,311 Hula, hula, hula, the boola, boola, boola! 545 00:26:26,312 --> 00:26:27,813 Look who's got the front seats 546 00:26:27,814 --> 00:26:29,314 at the Mexican hat dance now. 547 00:26:29,315 --> 00:26:31,819 Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake. 548 00:26:33,822 --> 00:26:34,822 You might be interested to know 549 00:26:34,823 --> 00:26:36,824 that you are not under the jurisdiction 550 00:26:36,825 --> 00:26:37,827 of just any old fishing license dispenser 551 00:26:38,327 --> 00:26:39,829 and stamp-pad jockey! 552 00:26:40,329 --> 00:26:43,332 We've always been set to deal with the offenders 553 00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:44,835 once and for all at their first appearance, 554 00:26:44,836 --> 00:26:48,338 quick as sump grease through a 10-year-old goose. 555 00:26:48,339 --> 00:26:49,841 Congratulations. I'm glad to know 556 00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:51,843 things are running smoothly for you. 557 00:26:51,844 --> 00:26:53,345 Put out that dog rocket! 558 00:26:53,346 --> 00:26:54,347 Sir, sorry. 559 00:26:54,848 --> 00:26:57,351 In 1796, my forefathers established this seat 560 00:26:57,852 --> 00:27:00,855 after the tenets of the old shire charter. 561 00:27:00,856 --> 00:27:01,856 Shire charter? 562 00:27:01,857 --> 00:27:04,860 Excuse me, sir, that's pre-magna carta. 563 00:27:04,861 --> 00:27:06,863 I mean, serfdom and fiefdom stuff. 564 00:27:06,864 --> 00:27:08,365 Very good, young lady. 565 00:27:08,866 --> 00:27:11,870 You and I ought to spend a little more time together. 566 00:27:12,370 --> 00:27:13,871 Well, I-I'd like that. 567 00:27:13,872 --> 00:27:16,875 Would you? Well, then, 568 00:27:16,876 --> 00:27:17,877 more on how they packed me off 569 00:27:17,878 --> 00:27:19,378 to farmers' mechanics' university 570 00:27:19,379 --> 00:27:22,382 in gracefield, Ohio, for my engineering degree... 571 00:27:22,383 --> 00:27:26,387 And how I fought the Germans in world war I later, 572 00:27:26,388 --> 00:27:27,388 but for now... 573 00:27:27,389 --> 00:27:29,391 Later? Wait! Whoa! No later. 574 00:27:29,392 --> 00:27:31,393 Wait a minute. What is this shit? 575 00:27:31,394 --> 00:27:32,896 Sir, no cussing in court! 576 00:27:32,897 --> 00:27:34,397 We don't want to hear the story of your life. 577 00:27:34,398 --> 00:27:35,899 We just want to pay and get the hell out! 578 00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:36,902 I'm sorry, judge. 579 00:27:37,402 --> 00:27:38,403 Well, look at him. He's going on and on! 580 00:27:38,904 --> 00:27:39,904 This court herewith binds you over 581 00:27:39,905 --> 00:27:40,906 for a further appearance 582 00:27:40,907 --> 00:27:42,908 to be held at 4:00 tomorrow afternoon. 583 00:27:42,909 --> 00:27:44,410 We so deem for the public and common good 584 00:27:44,411 --> 00:27:46,914 that you be confined herein, so for now... 585 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:49,416 Good night, Irene! 586 00:27:49,417 --> 00:27:50,919 Aah! Aah! 587 00:27:52,421 --> 00:27:53,421 Ay! 588 00:27:53,422 --> 00:27:54,925 Shit! 589 00:27:57,928 --> 00:27:58,929 What's the point in that? 590 00:27:58,930 --> 00:28:00,430 They're clean. 591 00:28:00,431 --> 00:28:01,933 No drugs, no guns, nothing. 592 00:28:02,434 --> 00:28:04,436 Just another batch of hot-pistol, 593 00:28:04,937 --> 00:28:05,938 Lily-white city chickens 594 00:28:05,939 --> 00:28:08,440 to run through grandpa Alvin's trick house. 595 00:28:08,441 --> 00:28:09,943 When I'm gone, you'll be reeve. 596 00:28:09,944 --> 00:28:11,444 You can run things any way you want. 597 00:28:11,445 --> 00:28:13,948 Till then, just do your job. 598 00:28:13,949 --> 00:28:15,449 So help me, I'll cut you out of the will. 599 00:28:15,450 --> 00:28:16,952 You won't get so much as flossie the nag. 600 00:28:16,953 --> 00:28:18,954 I always do my job, and you know it. 601 00:28:18,955 --> 00:28:19,955 And I don't mind letting you know 602 00:28:19,956 --> 00:28:21,457 my duties end right here at this bench. 603 00:28:21,458 --> 00:28:23,460 Oh, fine. Go suck a bug. 604 00:28:25,463 --> 00:28:26,964 Are you ok? 605 00:28:26,965 --> 00:28:29,968 What are we going to do? 606 00:28:29,969 --> 00:28:31,971 Oh, fausto. 607 00:28:31,972 --> 00:28:33,472 What was that for?! 608 00:28:33,473 --> 00:28:34,974 How could you be so insensitive? 609 00:28:34,975 --> 00:28:36,977 What are you talking about? 610 00:28:36,978 --> 00:28:39,480 You better do something about this. 611 00:28:39,481 --> 00:28:41,983 You're pulling on my coat. Now, cool it! 612 00:28:41,984 --> 00:28:42,985 I had us out of here! 613 00:28:42,986 --> 00:28:46,489 Then you had to go and open your big mouth. 614 00:28:46,490 --> 00:28:47,991 You had us out of here? 615 00:28:47,992 --> 00:28:49,993 We would've been here another 2 hours 616 00:28:49,994 --> 00:28:51,996 listening to the history of the valkenburger farm, 617 00:28:51,997 --> 00:28:53,497 or wherever the hell we are! 618 00:28:53,498 --> 00:28:55,000 I knew I couldn't depend on you. 619 00:28:55,001 --> 00:28:56,501 Listen, I don't need this! 620 00:28:56,502 --> 00:28:59,505 I was just trying to drive us to Atlantic city for you! 621 00:28:59,506 --> 00:29:00,507 Oh, is that right? 622 00:29:01,008 --> 00:29:01,509 Yeah! 623 00:29:02,010 --> 00:29:04,012 You're no longer our financial advisor! 624 00:29:04,512 --> 00:29:06,014 You're fired! 625 00:29:06,015 --> 00:29:07,666 Shut up! Shut up! 626 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,641 Miami, baby, here we come. 627 00:29:14,642 --> 00:29:16,143 Here, take this. 628 00:29:16,144 --> 00:29:20,148 Have they got a jacuzzi in this place, huh? 629 00:29:20,149 --> 00:29:21,149 ♫ Get down ♫ 630 00:29:21,150 --> 00:29:22,150 ♫ to the pavement ♫ 631 00:29:22,151 --> 00:29:24,154 ♫ get down ♫ 632 00:29:25,656 --> 00:29:28,158 ♫ funky and mysterious ♫ 633 00:29:28,159 --> 00:29:32,665 ♫ some people live in little grooves ♫ 634 00:29:33,666 --> 00:29:35,167 we got company. 635 00:29:35,168 --> 00:29:36,669 Want this? 636 00:29:36,670 --> 00:29:37,670 Not now. 637 00:29:37,671 --> 00:29:38,672 Oh, shit. 638 00:29:38,673 --> 00:29:41,675 Shit! Pass it back. Get rid of this. 639 00:29:41,676 --> 00:29:43,178 Give me that. 640 00:29:43,679 --> 00:29:45,681 Here, take that. 641 00:29:45,682 --> 00:29:47,683 Arty, don't give your real license again. 642 00:29:47,684 --> 00:29:49,186 Don't worry. I'll take care of it. 643 00:29:56,194 --> 00:29:57,696 Where's the pot? 644 00:29:57,697 --> 00:29:59,197 Would you shut up? 645 00:29:59,198 --> 00:30:00,198 Pass it to me. 646 00:30:00,199 --> 00:30:02,703 No! It's under the seat. Shut up. 647 00:30:06,708 --> 00:30:07,710 Shut up. 648 00:30:10,212 --> 00:30:11,212 My god. 649 00:30:11,213 --> 00:30:12,214 Good evening. 650 00:30:12,215 --> 00:30:14,718 Driver, step out of the car, please. 651 00:30:16,721 --> 00:30:18,222 Good evening, officer. 652 00:30:19,725 --> 00:30:20,726 Chief. 653 00:30:22,729 --> 00:30:24,731 Driver's license, registration, 654 00:30:25,231 --> 00:30:26,233 insurance and fitness certificate, please. 655 00:30:35,244 --> 00:30:37,246 Ok, Arthur... 656 00:30:37,247 --> 00:30:38,748 Have you been drinking tonight, son? 657 00:30:38,749 --> 00:30:40,750 I had a couple. So what? I'm fine. 658 00:30:40,751 --> 00:30:42,252 I'm afraid you'll have to blow. 659 00:30:42,253 --> 00:30:44,756 Blow you to get out of a ticket? 660 00:30:44,757 --> 00:30:45,757 Forget it. 661 00:30:45,758 --> 00:30:47,258 That's not funny. 662 00:30:47,259 --> 00:30:49,762 I meant you'll have to use a breathalyzer. 663 00:30:49,763 --> 00:30:51,264 I'll blow him. 664 00:30:52,266 --> 00:30:53,767 Maybe later... 665 00:30:53,768 --> 00:30:54,769 Next century. 666 00:30:55,269 --> 00:30:56,271 Let's go, son. 667 00:30:56,772 --> 00:30:57,773 Oh, come on, officer. 668 00:31:03,781 --> 00:31:06,784 You blew double drunk within village limits. 669 00:31:06,785 --> 00:31:08,285 You're going with me. 670 00:31:08,286 --> 00:31:10,790 Sure. Whatever you say, officer. 671 00:31:11,290 --> 00:31:13,792 Say good night, copper. 672 00:31:13,793 --> 00:31:16,296 Please, please, no. 673 00:31:17,297 --> 00:31:18,799 Don't kill me. 674 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,300 Chiefy, pal, 675 00:31:20,301 --> 00:31:22,805 I was only kidding. 676 00:31:24,807 --> 00:31:26,309 Ok. 677 00:31:32,818 --> 00:31:34,318 My god! 678 00:31:34,319 --> 00:31:35,320 Will you look at his face? 679 00:31:35,821 --> 00:31:36,823 Is that nose rubber? 680 00:31:37,323 --> 00:31:40,327 Hey, I don't want you. I want judge wapner. 681 00:31:41,829 --> 00:31:45,332 I have to plead the fifth dimension. 682 00:31:45,333 --> 00:31:47,836 Ok. Ok. Well, let's see here. 683 00:31:47,837 --> 00:31:50,839 We got your crack and ice cocaine here. 684 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:54,343 You got your pills, your vials of coke, 685 00:31:54,344 --> 00:31:56,346 snorters, pipes, and grinders. 686 00:31:56,347 --> 00:31:58,349 You got your gun here. 687 00:31:58,350 --> 00:32:00,852 You got your switchblade knives. 688 00:32:00,853 --> 00:32:03,856 Since you're all having a whirl of a time 689 00:32:03,857 --> 00:32:05,357 on some some kind of a hopped-up date, 690 00:32:05,358 --> 00:32:07,862 I believe we can get this over relatively simply 691 00:32:08,362 --> 00:32:09,363 and have you people on your way, 692 00:32:09,364 --> 00:32:11,365 so step forward to the bench, please. 693 00:32:11,366 --> 00:32:12,867 Hey, see that? 694 00:32:12,868 --> 00:32:13,869 Thanks for understanding, judge. 695 00:32:13,870 --> 00:32:15,871 You know what I'm saying? 696 00:32:15,872 --> 00:32:17,373 You take care of this. 697 00:32:17,374 --> 00:32:18,875 I'm gonna go out for a smoke. 698 00:32:18,876 --> 00:32:19,876 Go for a smoke? 699 00:32:19,877 --> 00:32:21,879 Dennis, they've got guns, drugs. 700 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,380 One of them tried to kill you. 701 00:32:23,381 --> 00:32:24,383 I'm staying to watch. 702 00:32:25,885 --> 00:32:28,387 I hereby find all parties culpable 703 00:32:28,388 --> 00:32:29,889 in these matters as charged, 704 00:32:29,890 --> 00:32:30,890 and so choose to inveigh the maximum Levy 705 00:32:30,891 --> 00:32:32,392 for these violations, 706 00:32:32,393 --> 00:32:33,894 and do therefore deem that you be conveyed 707 00:32:33,895 --> 00:32:36,397 to a wholly awful place of execution 708 00:32:36,398 --> 00:32:38,400 wherein you shall be put to death. 709 00:32:42,405 --> 00:32:43,908 Oh! Oh! 710 00:32:46,411 --> 00:32:50,416 Aah! Aah! 711 00:32:51,417 --> 00:32:52,418 ¿¿Que es eso? 712 00:32:54,421 --> 00:32:55,923 What's going on? 713 00:32:59,427 --> 00:33:00,928 Heh heh! 714 00:33:00,929 --> 00:33:02,431 Yeah. 715 00:33:19,954 --> 00:33:21,955 What's going on here, huh? 716 00:33:21,956 --> 00:33:25,459 I'll give you all your coke, your grinders, your spoons, 717 00:33:25,460 --> 00:33:27,963 and pot and guns and knives back to you 718 00:33:27,964 --> 00:33:30,465 when you come out the other end. 719 00:33:30,466 --> 00:33:32,468 ♫ Goin' down ♫ 720 00:33:32,469 --> 00:33:33,970 ♫ bonestripper ♫ 721 00:33:33,971 --> 00:33:35,473 ♫ you don't know what you're gonna do ♫ 722 00:33:35,974 --> 00:33:37,977 ♫ you're in a mess, you're goin' down ♫ 723 00:33:38,978 --> 00:33:40,980 ♫ bonestripper ♫ 724 00:33:58,002 --> 00:34:01,506 hee hee heh ha ho ho! 725 00:34:01,907 --> 00:34:03,392 Look, I'm sure these are reasonable people. 726 00:34:03,893 --> 00:34:06,396 They'll have to entertain some kind of an offer. 727 00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:10,901 They're coming. 728 00:34:12,904 --> 00:34:14,406 Ok, folks. 729 00:34:15,908 --> 00:34:17,910 Git up here for supper. 730 00:34:19,913 --> 00:34:21,414 See? They're reasonable people... 731 00:34:21,415 --> 00:34:22,417 Supper. 732 00:34:22,917 --> 00:34:23,917 Supper. 733 00:34:23,918 --> 00:34:25,419 Little white wine, arugala salad, 734 00:34:25,420 --> 00:34:26,422 maybe some pasta. 735 00:34:51,453 --> 00:34:52,955 Welcome to supper. 736 00:34:55,459 --> 00:34:57,461 How about a nice Hawaiian punch? 737 00:35:06,472 --> 00:35:07,973 Thank you, judge. 738 00:35:07,974 --> 00:35:09,475 You know, there's nothing better 739 00:35:09,476 --> 00:35:12,979 at the end of a long day on the road 740 00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:14,483 than nice warm glass of Hawaiian punch. 741 00:35:18,988 --> 00:35:20,990 Here's to good friends. 742 00:35:25,997 --> 00:35:27,498 Does he treat all traffic violators 743 00:35:27,499 --> 00:35:28,499 this graciously? 744 00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:30,502 Only the ones he takes special interest in, 745 00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:31,504 like bankers. 746 00:35:32,506 --> 00:35:35,008 Ants on a log, ma'am? 747 00:35:35,509 --> 00:35:36,010 Uh... 748 00:35:36,511 --> 00:35:37,512 Mm-hmm. 749 00:35:39,013 --> 00:35:40,515 Yeah, I'd... 750 00:35:40,516 --> 00:35:41,517 Love one. 751 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:44,520 Cousin? 752 00:35:44,521 --> 00:35:47,023 Oh, ants. Oh, yeah, sure. 753 00:36:03,545 --> 00:36:04,545 Oh. 754 00:36:04,546 --> 00:36:05,547 Folks. 755 00:36:05,548 --> 00:36:10,554 I'd like to introduce my granddaughter eldona, 756 00:36:11,555 --> 00:36:13,056 she's single 757 00:36:13,057 --> 00:36:16,059 and the best class "a" mechanic in 5 states. 758 00:36:16,060 --> 00:36:17,562 She's adorable, judge. 759 00:36:17,563 --> 00:36:19,565 She'd make an ideal wife, too. 760 00:36:20,065 --> 00:36:21,567 Genuine wage-earner, 761 00:36:21,568 --> 00:36:23,569 struck dumb at birth by a thunderclap. 762 00:36:23,570 --> 00:36:24,572 My kind of woman. 763 00:36:26,073 --> 00:36:28,076 I think the two of you would make a perfect couple. 764 00:36:28,577 --> 00:36:30,078 Hmm. 765 00:36:32,081 --> 00:36:33,583 You look pretty this evening, sister. 766 00:36:34,083 --> 00:36:35,586 Doing something different with your hair? 767 00:36:41,593 --> 00:36:44,596 Eldona, would you please prepare the meal? 768 00:36:44,597 --> 00:36:46,098 Thank you, dear. 769 00:36:48,602 --> 00:36:49,603 Hmm. 770 00:36:55,110 --> 00:36:56,612 Want to see the wine list? 771 00:36:57,112 --> 00:36:58,113 Young man! 772 00:36:58,114 --> 00:36:59,615 It is basic human politeness 773 00:36:59,616 --> 00:37:01,618 to share your conversation with the whole table. 774 00:37:01,619 --> 00:37:03,120 So what's on your brain? 775 00:37:05,624 --> 00:37:06,624 Alvin, I was just thinking 776 00:37:06,625 --> 00:37:08,126 you've got enough vintage steel 777 00:37:08,628 --> 00:37:10,129 to make a few thousand toyotas. 778 00:37:10,630 --> 00:37:12,131 Ever think of selling the whole place 779 00:37:12,132 --> 00:37:13,133 to the Japanese? 780 00:37:13,634 --> 00:37:15,636 There you go! Does the pope wear a hat? 781 00:37:15,637 --> 00:37:17,137 Was sergeant York's mother an angel? 782 00:37:17,138 --> 00:37:19,139 And will a banker grope for money? 783 00:37:19,140 --> 00:37:20,643 I'm not a banker. I'm a financial publisher. 784 00:37:21,143 --> 00:37:22,645 All I know is in '17 785 00:37:23,146 --> 00:37:24,647 after they shipped me off to fight, 786 00:37:24,648 --> 00:37:27,651 some New York financier rolled in here one day 787 00:37:27,652 --> 00:37:29,153 and hoglowdered and tubwangled my grandfather 788 00:37:29,654 --> 00:37:31,656 into mining the whole place out 789 00:37:31,657 --> 00:37:34,159 in exchange for shares in something called 790 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,662 the united coke company. 791 00:37:36,663 --> 00:37:39,165 Do you know what those stock certificates 792 00:37:39,166 --> 00:37:40,667 are worth today? 793 00:37:40,668 --> 00:37:43,170 Just about the finest outhouse wallpaper 794 00:37:43,171 --> 00:37:44,673 you've ever seen! 795 00:37:46,175 --> 00:37:47,176 We were forced to become 796 00:37:47,677 --> 00:37:49,178 what you drove through today, 797 00:37:49,179 --> 00:37:51,180 a burnt-out coal field, 798 00:37:51,181 --> 00:37:52,683 the biggest icebox graveyard 799 00:37:52,684 --> 00:37:56,186 east of the Ohio foundry belt. 800 00:37:56,187 --> 00:37:59,191 And that's why I never let a banker go. 801 00:38:00,193 --> 00:38:02,695 So your grandpa made a lousy deal. 802 00:38:02,696 --> 00:38:04,197 Is that our problem? 803 00:38:04,198 --> 00:38:08,704 Judge, that's a very tragic, tragic story. 804 00:38:09,204 --> 00:38:10,204 I believe it is. 805 00:38:10,205 --> 00:38:12,208 You should do a book. 806 00:38:15,212 --> 00:38:17,715 How do you like your dog, folks? 807 00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:23,723 They're serving dog? 808 00:38:24,223 --> 00:38:25,725 Oh, no, no. Hot dogs... 809 00:38:26,226 --> 00:38:28,227 Dutch country herefords, prize-winners. 810 00:38:28,228 --> 00:38:30,230 Hot dog. 811 00:38:30,231 --> 00:38:31,732 Stadium Franks, like they had 812 00:38:31,733 --> 00:38:34,235 before they brought in night games. 813 00:38:34,236 --> 00:38:35,738 Hmm? 814 00:38:45,751 --> 00:38:46,752 Ok. Let's eat. 815 00:39:11,784 --> 00:39:13,285 ♫ From the great Atlantic ocean ♫ 816 00:39:13,787 --> 00:39:15,287 ♫ to the white pacific shores ♫ 817 00:39:15,288 --> 00:39:16,789 ♫ from the big 'ol toy mountain ♫ 818 00:39:16,790 --> 00:39:20,294 ♫ to the cow towns on the shores... ♫ 819 00:39:23,799 --> 00:39:25,300 here's how I like 'em, 820 00:39:25,301 --> 00:39:27,804 and I suggest you have 'em the same way. 821 00:39:39,318 --> 00:39:40,820 Go ahead, there, folks. 822 00:39:40,821 --> 00:39:42,823 Fix yourself up a couple of dogs. 823 00:39:48,330 --> 00:39:49,831 ♫ Listen to the jingles ♫ 824 00:39:49,832 --> 00:39:51,333 ♫ the rumbles, and the roars ♫ 825 00:39:51,334 --> 00:39:54,337 ♫ as you glide along with the old banjo ♫ 826 00:39:54,338 --> 00:39:56,339 ♫ hear the mighty rush of the engines ♫ 827 00:39:56,340 --> 00:39:57,841 ♫ hear the lonesome hobo's song ♫ 828 00:39:57,842 --> 00:39:59,343 ♫ as it rambles across the country ♫ 829 00:39:59,344 --> 00:40:01,345 ♫ on that wabash cannonball ♫ 830 00:40:01,346 --> 00:40:02,849 ♫ get aboard... ♫ 831 00:40:15,865 --> 00:40:17,366 wha... 832 00:40:17,367 --> 00:40:19,369 What was that? 833 00:40:19,870 --> 00:40:21,371 Just a mine fire... 834 00:40:21,372 --> 00:40:23,875 Burnin' since 1926. 835 00:40:23,876 --> 00:40:26,878 Nothing that will cause us to interrupt our meal. 836 00:40:26,879 --> 00:40:28,298 He hopes. 837 00:40:28,998 --> 00:40:30,499 Come on now! 838 00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:33,504 Mix up them condiments the way I do! 839 00:40:37,509 --> 00:40:39,010 ♫ Listen to the jingles ♫ 840 00:40:39,011 --> 00:40:40,513 ♫ the rumbles, and the roars ♫ 841 00:40:41,013 --> 00:40:44,016 ♫ as you glide along with the old banjo ♫ 842 00:40:44,017 --> 00:40:46,521 ♫ hear the mighty rush of the engines... ♫ 843 00:40:47,021 --> 00:40:48,522 that's enough. 844 00:40:48,523 --> 00:40:51,026 I'm going to flip out. Get me behind me, baby. 845 00:40:52,528 --> 00:40:55,030 You people are sick, wicked, 846 00:40:55,031 --> 00:40:59,035 funky, misanthropic, codependent animals! 847 00:40:59,036 --> 00:41:01,038 I won't have my sister, 848 00:41:01,039 --> 00:41:03,541 who was once the queen of the mardi gras, 849 00:41:03,542 --> 00:41:05,043 sitting at a table 850 00:41:05,044 --> 00:41:07,045 with a pickle-shooting train! 851 00:41:07,046 --> 00:41:09,549 He's right. We got to go. 852 00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:10,550 Ay! 853 00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:11,551 Fine. 854 00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:13,054 Come on, baby. 855 00:41:22,065 --> 00:41:25,570 Priscilla, put that up. Use the dogs. 856 00:41:26,070 --> 00:41:27,573 Run! Run! 857 00:41:33,580 --> 00:41:36,082 Take your hand off her! 858 00:41:36,083 --> 00:41:37,083 Oh! 859 00:41:37,084 --> 00:41:39,087 That's more like it. 860 00:41:41,089 --> 00:41:43,592 Eldona, if you would please show them 861 00:41:43,593 --> 00:41:44,593 to their room. 862 00:41:44,594 --> 00:41:45,595 Ow! 863 00:41:45,596 --> 00:41:46,597 Easy. 864 00:41:47,097 --> 00:41:48,599 Where do you work out? 865 00:41:49,100 --> 00:41:50,101 Ugh! 866 00:41:52,103 --> 00:41:54,105 Those people have no dignity! 867 00:41:54,106 --> 00:41:55,607 Fausto, you were a hero! 868 00:41:55,608 --> 00:41:59,111 Oh, fausto, and they had such ugly, ugly food! 869 00:41:59,112 --> 00:42:03,117 Oh, fausto, what is that smell? 870 00:42:04,119 --> 00:42:05,621 It smells like Sao Paulo. 871 00:42:06,121 --> 00:42:07,121 Toxics! 872 00:42:07,123 --> 00:42:08,123 Toxics! 873 00:42:08,124 --> 00:42:10,125 We've got to swim through that. 874 00:42:10,126 --> 00:42:13,129 Oh, no! Fausto, you're not going to make me 875 00:42:13,130 --> 00:42:16,635 swim through toxics. I cannot believe it! 876 00:42:17,135 --> 00:42:18,135 We've got to get to the freeway! 877 00:42:18,136 --> 00:42:20,639 We've got to get to the freeway. 878 00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,141 I don't deserve this. 879 00:42:22,142 --> 00:42:23,143 Close your mouth. 880 00:42:23,644 --> 00:42:25,144 Ok. 881 00:42:25,145 --> 00:42:26,647 Oh, let me go! 882 00:42:26,648 --> 00:42:28,149 Aah! 883 00:42:29,150 --> 00:42:30,152 Aah! 884 00:42:34,157 --> 00:42:35,157 Fausto! 885 00:42:35,158 --> 00:42:36,661 Come on. Come on. 886 00:42:49,176 --> 00:42:51,679 You haven't got the correct time, have you? 887 00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,181 My watch is slow. 888 00:42:56,185 --> 00:42:57,186 Ooh! 889 00:43:05,196 --> 00:43:06,699 Hmm! 890 00:43:10,203 --> 00:43:11,705 Let me see if I can get a fire started. 891 00:43:16,210 --> 00:43:17,211 Fausto, we did it. 892 00:43:17,713 --> 00:43:18,714 We did it! 893 00:43:19,214 --> 00:43:20,214 We did it, man! 894 00:43:20,215 --> 00:43:21,717 We did it! 895 00:43:21,718 --> 00:43:23,719 Carlo rossi to the Bahamas, man. 896 00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:25,722 We're going to the Bahamas! 897 00:43:25,723 --> 00:43:27,223 Having a nice time. 898 00:43:27,224 --> 00:43:28,726 Lay! Let's find a road. 899 00:43:28,727 --> 00:43:30,728 We hitchhike to a truck. 900 00:43:30,729 --> 00:43:34,233 Ok, we hitchhike. That is completely... 901 00:43:35,736 --> 00:43:37,236 Congratulations, folks. 902 00:43:37,237 --> 00:43:39,239 You made it across our gully. 903 00:43:39,741 --> 00:43:41,742 You should get a prize. 904 00:43:41,743 --> 00:43:44,746 Please, let us go. Let our friends go. 905 00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:46,248 We're rich. We'll give you anything. 906 00:43:46,750 --> 00:43:47,250 Solvent. 907 00:43:47,751 --> 00:43:48,251 Liquid. 908 00:43:48,752 --> 00:43:49,752 Rich. 909 00:43:49,753 --> 00:43:51,755 What am I gonna do with money? 910 00:43:51,756 --> 00:43:54,759 All I do is work for the reeve since I was 8. 911 00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:55,760 I got free room and board. 912 00:43:55,761 --> 00:43:58,765 Only you have the power to help us. 913 00:44:02,269 --> 00:44:04,771 Dude, it looks like you need 914 00:44:04,772 --> 00:44:06,775 a nice couple of weeks holiday, 915 00:44:07,275 --> 00:44:09,778 you know? Nice. 916 00:44:09,779 --> 00:44:13,282 Time off from your job. 917 00:44:13,283 --> 00:44:15,786 You peeled the correct banana there. 918 00:44:16,287 --> 00:44:17,287 Leisure time. 919 00:44:17,288 --> 00:44:18,288 Kick back. 920 00:44:18,289 --> 00:44:19,290 Nice. 921 00:44:19,791 --> 00:44:20,793 Fish tacos. 922 00:44:24,798 --> 00:44:26,799 Quick, hide. 923 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,301 Come on. It's my cousin, 924 00:44:28,302 --> 00:44:30,303 the original all-purpose ditch-witch. 925 00:44:30,304 --> 00:44:31,739 Hide. Get down. 926 00:44:31,740 --> 00:44:33,358 All this is about some hustler 927 00:44:33,359 --> 00:44:35,361 who dumped on you, right? 928 00:44:35,362 --> 00:44:36,863 Isn't it? 929 00:44:37,364 --> 00:44:39,866 Well, what about suntz? 930 00:44:39,867 --> 00:44:40,868 Really. 931 00:44:43,372 --> 00:44:45,373 What were you planning on doing 932 00:44:45,374 --> 00:44:46,875 when you got down to Atlantic city 933 00:44:46,876 --> 00:44:48,377 and confronted him? 934 00:44:48,378 --> 00:44:49,880 Slap his face in front of a roomful of investors? 935 00:44:50,381 --> 00:44:52,383 That's a hell of a way to break up with a guy. 936 00:44:56,388 --> 00:44:58,890 So you picked the wrong guy. 937 00:44:58,891 --> 00:45:01,395 Happens to the best of us. 938 00:45:03,897 --> 00:45:05,400 I've been through this. 939 00:45:06,901 --> 00:45:09,904 You know, when it comes to love, 940 00:45:09,905 --> 00:45:11,406 there's no accounting for taste. 941 00:45:11,407 --> 00:45:13,409 Hell, I used to be married 942 00:45:13,410 --> 00:45:14,911 to imelda Marcos. 943 00:45:16,414 --> 00:45:18,915 You don't have to put yourself through this. 944 00:45:18,916 --> 00:45:21,919 A guy like that's gonna bury himself anyway. 945 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,422 He doesn't deserve you. 946 00:45:23,423 --> 00:45:24,424 You're too good for him. 947 00:45:26,927 --> 00:45:29,929 I'm just such a jerk. 948 00:45:29,930 --> 00:45:34,937 I mean, why do I always pick the wrong guy? 949 00:45:35,438 --> 00:45:36,939 I mean, I'm... 950 00:45:37,941 --> 00:45:39,943 I'm so trusting... 951 00:45:40,944 --> 00:45:42,446 And so gullible. 952 00:45:42,447 --> 00:45:47,452 I mean, I don't know why I'm such a pushover. 953 00:45:47,453 --> 00:45:50,456 I mean, I'm such a sucker. 954 00:45:50,457 --> 00:45:51,458 Mmm. 955 00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:52,959 Mmm. 956 00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:55,963 I just love a pretty face. 957 00:45:55,964 --> 00:45:56,965 Oh. 958 00:45:57,466 --> 00:45:58,966 Oh, it's so... 959 00:45:58,967 --> 00:46:00,970 Oh, it's so embarrassing. 960 00:46:03,974 --> 00:46:04,975 Oh! 961 00:46:05,476 --> 00:46:06,476 Ooh! 962 00:46:06,477 --> 00:46:07,979 I better lie down. 963 00:46:08,980 --> 00:46:10,982 Oh, you're nothing but trouble. 964 00:46:10,983 --> 00:46:12,985 Ooh! 965 00:47:05,168 --> 00:47:07,670 What the hell are you doing? 966 00:47:07,671 --> 00:47:09,173 That wasn't me. That was the bed. 967 00:47:15,681 --> 00:47:16,682 Let's get out of here. 968 00:47:27,196 --> 00:47:28,698 Oh. 969 00:47:31,201 --> 00:47:32,203 Up here. 970 00:47:37,209 --> 00:47:38,710 Come on. 971 00:47:40,213 --> 00:47:41,714 In this room! 972 00:47:43,217 --> 00:47:44,718 This way. 973 00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:47,221 There's got to be a way out. 974 00:47:47,222 --> 00:47:48,723 Over here. 975 00:47:50,225 --> 00:47:51,727 Must be the nursery. 976 00:47:57,234 --> 00:47:58,235 Bat room. 977 00:47:58,236 --> 00:47:59,737 Oh, guano. 978 00:48:00,738 --> 00:48:03,742 "Marjorie valkenheiser. She forgot to duck." 979 00:48:07,747 --> 00:48:08,748 Jesus, it's moving! 980 00:48:08,749 --> 00:48:10,750 Oh! Aah! 981 00:48:10,751 --> 00:48:11,751 Oh, oh! 982 00:48:11,752 --> 00:48:14,255 No! Oh, no! 983 00:48:14,256 --> 00:48:16,258 No! Oh, no! No! 984 00:48:16,259 --> 00:48:21,765 Aah! 985 00:48:22,599 --> 00:48:23,600 Oh, Jesus. 986 00:48:23,601 --> 00:48:26,103 We got to get out of here. 987 00:48:26,104 --> 00:48:27,606 How far does this go? 988 00:48:28,107 --> 00:48:29,108 All the way up... 989 00:48:29,608 --> 00:48:30,109 Ooh! 990 00:48:30,609 --> 00:48:31,610 To here. 991 00:48:31,611 --> 00:48:32,611 Are you all right? 992 00:48:32,612 --> 00:48:34,113 It's a blind staircase. 993 00:48:34,114 --> 00:48:35,615 Maybe I can... oh. 994 00:48:35,616 --> 00:48:36,617 Wait. 995 00:48:37,118 --> 00:48:39,121 Got it. Go on. 996 00:48:42,125 --> 00:48:43,126 Jesus. Look out. 997 00:48:45,628 --> 00:48:47,130 You all right? 998 00:48:47,131 --> 00:48:48,631 Ahh. 999 00:48:48,632 --> 00:48:50,134 I don't know 1000 00:48:50,135 --> 00:48:52,137 how much more of this crap I can take. 1001 00:48:59,146 --> 00:49:01,149 We're trapped. 1002 00:49:04,153 --> 00:49:05,654 Wow. Look at all these ids. 1003 00:49:09,159 --> 00:49:10,160 What is this? 1004 00:49:12,663 --> 00:49:13,663 There must be thousands of them. 1005 00:49:13,664 --> 00:49:17,169 Passports and auto club cards. 1006 00:49:19,672 --> 00:49:21,173 Wow. A license. 1007 00:49:21,174 --> 00:49:24,178 "Virginia horse and trappings, 1896"? 1008 00:49:24,678 --> 00:49:25,678 "Statewide search 1009 00:49:25,679 --> 00:49:27,682 for outlaw biker gang underway." 1010 00:49:29,684 --> 00:49:32,187 "Busload of hare krishnas... 1011 00:49:32,188 --> 00:49:33,690 Disappears." 1012 00:49:35,192 --> 00:49:37,694 "Ex-Nazi rocket scientist vanishes." 1013 00:49:37,695 --> 00:49:39,696 '49. 1014 00:49:39,697 --> 00:49:43,202 All these ids match the news clippings. 1015 00:49:44,203 --> 00:49:45,705 Look at this. 1016 00:49:47,207 --> 00:49:48,708 "Jimmy hoffa still missing"? 1017 00:49:48,709 --> 00:49:50,210 Here's his ID. 1018 00:49:50,211 --> 00:49:51,712 Are you kidding? 1019 00:49:54,216 --> 00:49:55,716 Oh, wow. 1020 00:49:55,717 --> 00:49:58,720 I think they've been doing this around here 1021 00:49:58,721 --> 00:49:59,723 since the 1890s. 1022 00:50:00,224 --> 00:50:02,225 I don't see any reason why they'll stop at us. 1023 00:50:02,226 --> 00:50:05,229 I mean, look at this. 1024 00:50:05,230 --> 00:50:07,233 They're all criminals and creeps. 1025 00:50:08,234 --> 00:50:09,235 Bankers. 1026 00:50:10,737 --> 00:50:12,239 Exactly. 1027 00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:15,243 Nah. 1028 00:50:17,745 --> 00:50:19,248 Aah! 1029 00:50:20,249 --> 00:50:21,250 What happened? 1030 00:50:21,751 --> 00:50:22,252 Aah! 1031 00:50:22,752 --> 00:50:24,754 Aah! Aah! 1032 00:50:57,463 --> 00:50:58,464 Oh. 1033 00:50:58,965 --> 00:51:01,968 I wish we were on that train. 1034 00:51:04,472 --> 00:51:06,475 Me, too. 1035 00:51:21,494 --> 00:51:22,995 Good luck, slick. 1036 00:51:29,504 --> 00:51:31,505 Look at this. It's a slide. 1037 00:51:31,506 --> 00:51:34,008 Yeah, but this is no playground. 1038 00:51:34,009 --> 00:51:36,513 Could be a bed of spikes down there. 1039 00:51:37,013 --> 00:51:38,514 Let's go. 1040 00:51:38,515 --> 00:51:41,018 Go. You go. Take it slow. 1041 00:51:43,021 --> 00:51:45,022 Aah! 1042 00:51:45,023 --> 00:51:47,527 Ah, shit! Ohhh! 1043 00:52:01,043 --> 00:52:02,044 Diane! 1044 00:52:02,045 --> 00:52:03,045 Ohhh! 1045 00:52:03,046 --> 00:52:04,547 Uh-oh. Diane. 1046 00:52:04,548 --> 00:52:06,050 Aah! 1047 00:52:10,556 --> 00:52:12,056 Where? Why? What? What? When? 1048 00:52:12,057 --> 00:52:14,561 Oh, no! 1049 00:52:22,571 --> 00:52:23,573 Chris. 1050 00:52:25,074 --> 00:52:26,074 Chris. 1051 00:52:26,075 --> 00:52:27,578 Come on. 1052 00:52:29,580 --> 00:52:30,580 Chris! 1053 00:52:30,581 --> 00:52:33,083 You get down here right now! 1054 00:52:33,084 --> 00:52:34,085 Come on. 1055 00:52:51,107 --> 00:52:53,109 ♫ Oh ♫ 1056 00:52:53,110 --> 00:52:54,111 ♫ howdy-do ♫ 1057 00:53:06,126 --> 00:53:10,131 yeah. Heck, I always was a good-looking fella. 1058 00:54:30,233 --> 00:54:32,235 The beemer. 1059 00:54:36,241 --> 00:54:37,743 Uh-oh. 1060 00:54:46,754 --> 00:54:47,756 Come on. 1061 00:54:55,766 --> 00:54:57,267 Fantastic. 1062 00:54:59,270 --> 00:55:01,271 This is cell-net one. 1063 00:55:01,272 --> 00:55:03,274 The system to which you subscribe 1064 00:55:03,275 --> 00:55:06,279 has no agreement with our service... 1065 00:55:14,673 --> 00:55:17,676 Gee, we have to finish this work 1066 00:55:17,677 --> 00:55:20,680 for grandpa Alvin, ok? 1067 00:55:20,681 --> 00:55:22,682 We're always working for him. 1068 00:55:22,683 --> 00:55:24,685 He treats us like we're his dogs, 1069 00:55:24,686 --> 00:55:26,187 not his grandsons. 1070 00:55:26,188 --> 00:55:28,690 We got no human rights. 1071 00:55:28,691 --> 00:55:32,195 He's just mad that we both got so fat 1072 00:55:32,196 --> 00:55:34,198 we couldn't finish high school. 1073 00:55:34,698 --> 00:55:35,700 You're the fat one 1074 00:55:36,201 --> 00:55:38,703 because you always eat too much cereal. 1075 00:55:39,205 --> 00:55:40,206 You're the one who's fat. 1076 00:55:40,706 --> 00:55:42,208 Not as fat as you. 1077 00:55:42,709 --> 00:55:43,710 You're the fat one. 1078 00:55:44,211 --> 00:55:45,212 Just get the hammer. 1079 00:55:45,712 --> 00:55:47,215 I got it. 1080 00:55:56,726 --> 00:55:58,728 Can't you hold that straight? 1081 00:55:58,729 --> 00:56:01,232 Hey. You're the one who's forging. 1082 00:56:01,233 --> 00:56:03,734 Can't you even see? 1083 00:56:03,735 --> 00:56:05,737 I can see you're stupid. 1084 00:56:05,738 --> 00:56:07,239 Oh, that's it. 1085 00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:10,243 I am never working for you 1086 00:56:10,244 --> 00:56:12,246 in this foundry again. 1087 00:56:12,247 --> 00:56:14,248 Never! 1088 00:56:14,249 --> 00:56:16,751 Give me that. Go get a ball-peen hammer. 1089 00:56:16,752 --> 00:56:17,752 No! 1090 00:56:17,753 --> 00:56:20,256 The one's that round on the end. 1091 00:56:20,257 --> 00:56:23,261 I know the ball-peen hammer's round. 1092 00:56:25,263 --> 00:56:28,767 He thinks I'm his child. 1093 00:56:29,768 --> 00:56:31,271 Oh! 1094 00:56:31,771 --> 00:56:32,771 Ooh! Trespasser! 1095 00:56:32,772 --> 00:56:34,274 Get her! 1096 00:56:34,275 --> 00:56:35,775 Get her! 1097 00:56:35,776 --> 00:56:36,776 Ooh! 1098 00:56:36,777 --> 00:56:39,781 Stop, trespasser! Stop! 1099 00:56:40,282 --> 00:56:42,285 Aah! 1100 00:56:42,785 --> 00:56:43,786 Aah! 1101 00:56:45,288 --> 00:56:46,289 Hi. 1102 00:56:46,290 --> 00:56:47,790 Eldona's got her. 1103 00:56:47,791 --> 00:56:48,791 That's good. 1104 00:56:48,792 --> 00:56:51,295 Yes. Eldona's got her. 1105 00:56:51,296 --> 00:56:52,797 That's not good. 1106 00:56:52,798 --> 00:56:54,799 No. That's no good. 1107 00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:55,800 Aah! 1108 00:56:55,801 --> 00:56:57,803 Stop! What are you doing? 1109 00:56:57,804 --> 00:56:59,305 No, eldona. No. 1110 00:56:59,306 --> 00:57:01,309 Oh! No! No! No! 1111 00:57:02,810 --> 00:57:04,313 What are you doing? 1112 00:57:04,813 --> 00:57:05,813 No, no. 1113 00:57:05,814 --> 00:57:08,318 Don't throw her in the minefire vent, please. 1114 00:57:08,818 --> 00:57:11,322 We just want to play with her. 1115 00:57:11,822 --> 00:57:13,324 Oh, thank you. 1116 00:57:14,325 --> 00:57:16,828 Thank you. 1117 00:57:20,833 --> 00:57:22,335 I know. I know. 1118 00:57:22,336 --> 00:57:24,337 We won't lose her. 1119 00:57:24,338 --> 00:57:25,338 Hi. 1120 00:57:25,339 --> 00:57:27,341 I'm bobo. 1121 00:57:27,342 --> 00:57:29,845 That's I'll debbull. 1122 00:57:31,347 --> 00:57:34,851 Hi. We're not allowed in the house. 1123 00:57:36,853 --> 00:57:37,854 Ahh. 1124 00:57:37,855 --> 00:57:38,855 Oh. Oh. 1125 00:57:38,856 --> 00:57:41,109 Is she ok? 1126 00:58:01,618 --> 00:58:03,120 Judge valkenheiser. 1127 00:58:03,121 --> 00:58:04,121 Judge! 1128 00:58:04,122 --> 00:58:05,623 Waaaaa! 1129 00:58:06,124 --> 00:58:08,126 I got some speeders. 1130 00:58:08,127 --> 00:58:09,627 I'm bringing them in. 1131 00:58:09,628 --> 00:58:11,130 I'll meet you in the courtroom. 1132 00:58:11,131 --> 00:58:13,633 Keep all your fat parts in one place. 1133 00:58:14,135 --> 00:58:15,136 I'll be right down. 1134 00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:20,641 ♫ Oh, baby, you hit me like thunder ♫ 1135 00:58:20,642 --> 00:58:23,145 ♫ get over, get onto, get into ♫ 1136 00:58:23,146 --> 00:58:25,648 ♫ to love it was always a sin to ♫ 1137 00:58:25,649 --> 00:58:27,650 ♫ get up or get over, get under ♫ 1138 00:58:27,651 --> 00:58:29,654 ♫ oh, baby, you hit me like thunder ♫ 1139 00:58:30,155 --> 00:58:32,156 ♫ get over, get onto, get into... ♫ 1140 00:58:32,157 --> 00:58:35,160 that's it, fellas. Right up the stairs. 1141 00:58:35,161 --> 00:58:36,162 Here we are, gentlemen. 1142 00:58:36,163 --> 00:58:37,163 Come along. Join the party. 1143 00:58:37,164 --> 00:58:38,664 Thank you very much. 1144 00:58:38,665 --> 00:58:40,168 Come on. Everybody. 1145 00:58:41,669 --> 00:58:43,170 Man, would you look at this place? 1146 00:58:43,171 --> 00:58:45,674 It's like extremely draculated. 1147 00:58:46,175 --> 00:58:47,676 White man's heaven. 1148 00:58:47,677 --> 00:58:49,678 One at a time. Here we are. 1149 00:58:49,679 --> 00:58:52,182 We're home. Let's go. 1, 2. 1150 00:58:52,183 --> 00:58:53,183 Lickety-split. 1151 00:58:53,184 --> 00:58:55,686 She is one ugly, cross-burning, 1152 00:58:55,687 --> 00:58:58,190 redneck, peckerwood police bitch, man. 1153 00:58:58,191 --> 00:58:59,175 All right, move. 1154 00:58:59,509 --> 00:59:02,996 A good man's work is never done. 1155 00:59:09,505 --> 00:59:12,507 Oh, I sat around all day 1156 00:59:12,508 --> 00:59:14,510 listening to all those stories 1157 00:59:14,511 --> 00:59:15,512 when I want to relax and just... 1158 00:59:53,561 --> 00:59:55,563 "Village reeve hurt in foundry blast." 1159 00:59:56,063 --> 00:59:57,064 So that's what happened 1160 00:59:57,566 --> 00:59:59,067 to the poor, old, ugly pusbag. 1161 00:59:59,568 --> 01:00:00,568 I thought I took care 1162 01:00:00,569 --> 01:00:03,572 of my vermin problem last year. 1163 01:00:03,573 --> 01:00:05,576 I'm glad I forgot my pistol. 1164 01:00:08,078 --> 01:00:10,081 Bad call, corn flake. 1165 01:00:10,582 --> 01:00:12,083 I left that leg in France. 1166 01:00:12,084 --> 01:00:13,585 And now... 1167 01:00:13,586 --> 01:00:15,086 I'm gonna stick you. 1168 01:00:15,087 --> 01:00:18,591 I'm gonna dig so many new holes in you, 1169 01:00:18,592 --> 01:00:20,595 you're gonna look like a salt shaker. 1170 01:00:21,596 --> 01:00:25,099 Get your Italian loafers out of my bedpan. 1171 01:00:25,100 --> 01:00:26,101 Ooh! 1172 01:00:32,109 --> 01:00:35,112 I'm going to make you cry now, boy. 1173 01:00:35,113 --> 01:00:37,115 Chew on this, you stinking relic. 1174 01:00:37,616 --> 01:00:39,118 My skunk! 1175 01:00:48,129 --> 01:00:51,633 You are worse than a week of yellow shit storms. 1176 01:00:51,634 --> 01:00:53,136 First I find you rooting around in my private things. 1177 01:00:53,637 --> 01:00:54,637 Now you're making advances 1178 01:00:54,638 --> 01:00:56,138 against my little granddaughter. 1179 01:00:56,139 --> 01:00:57,641 I was just trying to get away from you. 1180 01:00:57,642 --> 01:00:59,142 I ran into her, ok? 1181 01:00:59,143 --> 01:01:01,145 Well, she's got your taint on her now. 1182 01:01:01,146 --> 01:01:02,147 Taint. 1183 01:01:02,648 --> 01:01:04,149 No choice but house policy. 1184 01:01:04,150 --> 01:01:05,651 Fine. House policy. 1185 01:01:05,652 --> 01:01:07,152 What's house policy? 1186 01:01:07,153 --> 01:01:09,656 Whatever man touches her is the one she keeps. 1187 01:01:09,657 --> 01:01:11,659 What? What are you talking... 1188 01:01:11,660 --> 01:01:15,163 Oh, no. Wait a minute. Oh, no. Wait a minute. 1189 01:01:15,164 --> 01:01:18,166 I just went through a goddamn stop sign. 1190 01:01:18,167 --> 01:01:19,669 I just want to get to Atlantic city. 1191 01:01:19,670 --> 01:01:21,170 Please, judge. 1192 01:01:21,171 --> 01:01:22,674 She'll know what to do with him. 1193 01:01:27,964 --> 01:01:29,466 What the hell is that? 1194 01:01:35,473 --> 01:01:37,976 Ok. What's going on? 1195 01:01:37,977 --> 01:01:38,978 Boy! 1196 01:01:39,478 --> 01:01:40,980 12:30, isn't it? Kind of late. 1197 01:01:40,981 --> 01:01:44,484 I was dreaming I was back in France on furlough. 1198 01:01:44,485 --> 01:01:46,487 Step forward, constable. What are the charges here? 1199 01:01:46,988 --> 01:01:47,990 Speeding. 1200 01:01:48,991 --> 01:01:50,491 75 in a 50. 1201 01:01:50,492 --> 01:01:52,494 In a hearse. 1202 01:01:52,495 --> 01:01:54,496 Well, if it was an ambulance, 1203 01:01:54,497 --> 01:01:55,999 you got a chance. 1204 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,001 If it's in a hearse, got to be worse. 1205 01:01:59,504 --> 01:02:02,506 Ok. Well, this is a union card, huh? 1206 01:02:02,507 --> 01:02:04,009 What are you, mine workers? 1207 01:02:04,010 --> 01:02:05,010 Aw, man. 1208 01:02:05,011 --> 01:02:06,512 No, man. We're musicians. 1209 01:02:06,513 --> 01:02:08,514 We're a hip-hop band. 1210 01:02:08,515 --> 01:02:10,517 You know what I'm saying? 1211 01:02:10,518 --> 01:02:12,019 Hip-hop? Musicians? 1212 01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:13,520 So youse all musicians, huh? 1213 01:02:13,521 --> 01:02:14,522 Yeah. Deejays. 1214 01:02:14,523 --> 01:02:16,524 Constable, you search the vehicle? 1215 01:02:16,525 --> 01:02:18,027 Yes, sir. I did. 1216 01:02:18,028 --> 01:02:19,528 It contains musical items. 1217 01:02:19,529 --> 01:02:21,531 Well, I, uh... 1218 01:02:21,532 --> 01:02:25,037 Well... I'd better see them. 1219 01:02:25,537 --> 01:02:27,038 Bring them all in, set them up. 1220 01:02:27,039 --> 01:02:28,541 Let me see them. 1221 01:02:29,542 --> 01:02:31,044 All right. Let's go. 1222 01:02:35,549 --> 01:02:37,051 ♫ Big girls ♫ 1223 01:02:37,052 --> 01:02:38,552 ♫ don't cry ♫ 1224 01:02:38,553 --> 01:02:40,556 ♫ big girls ♫ 1225 01:02:41,057 --> 01:02:42,558 ♫ don't cry ♫ 1226 01:02:46,563 --> 01:02:49,566 ♫ big girls ♫ 1227 01:02:49,567 --> 01:02:52,070 ♫ don't cry-y-y ♫ 1228 01:02:52,071 --> 01:02:53,571 ♫ they don't cry ♫ 1229 01:02:53,572 --> 01:02:56,575 ♫ big girls ♫ 1230 01:02:56,576 --> 01:02:58,078 ♫ don't cry ♫ 1231 01:02:58,079 --> 01:02:59,080 ♫ who said ♫ 1232 01:02:59,580 --> 01:03:01,081 ♫ they don't cry ♫ 1233 01:03:01,082 --> 01:03:04,085 ♫ my girl ♫ 1234 01:03:04,086 --> 01:03:06,588 ♫ said good-bye-y-y ♫ 1235 01:03:06,589 --> 01:03:08,090 ♫ my, oh, my... ♫ 1236 01:03:08,091 --> 01:03:11,060 eldona, you know he's not supposed to see you 1237 01:03:11,061 --> 01:03:13,064 on this special day. 1238 01:03:13,565 --> 01:03:14,566 Special day? 1239 01:03:15,066 --> 01:03:17,069 What is it, Halloween? 1240 01:03:18,571 --> 01:03:21,074 Right this way, Mr. snappy comeback. 1241 01:03:29,084 --> 01:03:31,085 Mm-hmm. 1242 01:03:31,086 --> 01:03:32,088 After this, 1243 01:03:32,589 --> 01:03:33,089 you can see us 1244 01:03:33,590 --> 01:03:35,092 do our tag-team wrestling show. 1245 01:03:35,593 --> 01:03:37,093 Ok? 3. 1246 01:03:37,094 --> 01:03:38,596 Ok. 1247 01:03:38,597 --> 01:03:39,598 Let's go. 1248 01:03:41,099 --> 01:03:43,102 I got that! I got that! 1249 01:03:43,603 --> 01:03:46,105 I win. My deal. 1250 01:03:46,106 --> 01:03:47,607 Bobo wins because bobo's hand was on top. 1251 01:03:47,608 --> 01:03:48,608 Yeah. My hand's on top. 1252 01:03:48,609 --> 01:03:50,110 I win. My deal. 1253 01:03:50,111 --> 01:03:51,612 No, I won. My deal. 1254 01:03:51,613 --> 01:03:53,616 My hand's on top. My deal. I win. 1255 01:03:54,116 --> 01:03:56,618 That's right. Bobo wins. Bobo's hand was on top. 1256 01:03:56,619 --> 01:03:59,121 My hand was on top. I win. I deal. 1257 01:03:59,122 --> 01:04:00,122 Ok. 1258 01:04:00,123 --> 01:04:01,124 Ok. 1259 01:04:01,125 --> 01:04:04,127 If I win again, 1260 01:04:04,128 --> 01:04:05,630 I get... 1261 01:04:05,631 --> 01:04:07,632 Another bowl of cereal. 1262 01:04:07,633 --> 01:04:09,636 And if I win, 1263 01:04:10,136 --> 01:04:11,638 I get Diane. 1264 01:04:14,642 --> 01:04:16,644 No, I'll debbull. 1265 01:04:16,645 --> 01:04:18,646 My deal. 1266 01:04:18,647 --> 01:04:20,650 Ok, bobo. Deal 'em. 1267 01:04:23,654 --> 01:04:25,656 Drop the beat, j. 1268 01:04:30,161 --> 01:04:31,163 ♫ Been all around the world ♫ 1269 01:04:37,170 --> 01:04:38,673 ♫ been all around the world ♫ 1270 01:04:43,679 --> 01:04:45,682 ♫ all around the world ♫ 1271 01:04:46,182 --> 01:04:47,684 ♫ same song ♫ 1272 01:04:48,685 --> 01:04:50,187 ♫ a-all around the world ♫ 1273 01:04:50,688 --> 01:04:52,690 ♫ same song ♫ 1274 01:04:52,691 --> 01:04:54,191 ♫ I came for the party ♫ 1275 01:04:54,192 --> 01:04:56,194 ♫ to get naughty, get my rocks on ♫ 1276 01:04:56,195 --> 01:04:57,195 ♫ eat popcorn ♫ 1277 01:04:57,196 --> 01:04:58,197 ♫ watch you move your body ♫ 1278 01:04:58,698 --> 01:05:00,200 ♫ to the pop song that I'm singin', ding-a-lingin' ♫ 1279 01:05:00,701 --> 01:05:01,701 ♫ funky beat's ringin' ♫ 1280 01:05:01,702 --> 01:05:03,202 ♫ everybody swingin' in the place ♫ 1281 01:05:03,203 --> 01:05:05,205 ♫ as I kick the j-a-z-z-y style ♫ 1282 01:05:05,206 --> 01:05:08,209 ♫ r & b mixin' it with the hip-hop swing beat champagne ♫ 1283 01:05:08,210 --> 01:05:09,210 ♫ in my hand, it won't be long ♫ 1284 01:05:09,211 --> 01:05:10,211 ♫ till I'm gone ♫ 1285 01:05:10,212 --> 01:05:11,214 ♫ it's just the same old song ♫ 1286 01:05:11,715 --> 01:05:12,715 ♫ it's just a free style ♫ 1287 01:05:12,716 --> 01:05:14,718 ♫ meanwhile we'll keep the beat kickin' ♫ 1288 01:05:14,719 --> 01:05:15,719 ♫ sweat drippin' ♫ 1289 01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:17,220 ♫ girlies in the limo eatin' chicken ♫ 1290 01:05:17,221 --> 01:05:18,723 ♫ oops, don't get the grease on your panty hose ♫ 1291 01:05:18,724 --> 01:05:21,225 ♫ I love you, rover, move over, I gotta blow my nose ♫ 1292 01:05:21,226 --> 01:05:23,730 ♫ sneezin', but still I'm pleasin' all the slimmies ♫ 1293 01:05:24,230 --> 01:05:25,230 ♫ pull out my Jimmy ♫ 1294 01:05:25,231 --> 01:05:26,232 ♫ time to get busy with a Jenny ♫ 1295 01:05:26,233 --> 01:05:27,735 ♫ if it's good and plenty, don't you know? ♫ 1296 01:05:28,235 --> 01:05:30,237 ♫ There I go, there I go, there I go ♫ 1297 01:05:30,238 --> 01:05:32,240 ♫ but I don't go nowhere without my gym hat ♫ 1298 01:05:32,741 --> 01:05:34,243 ♫ when I'm rappin' as if she's clappin', then I'm strappin' ♫ 1299 01:05:34,744 --> 01:05:35,744 ♫ 'cause I'm smarter than that ♫ 1300 01:05:35,745 --> 01:05:37,246 ♫ and then, girlie, maybe we can get along ♫ 1301 01:05:37,247 --> 01:05:38,247 ♫ cutie after cutie ♫ 1302 01:05:38,248 --> 01:05:39,749 ♫ it's just the same old song ♫ 1303 01:05:39,750 --> 01:05:41,752 ♫ all around the world ♫ 1304 01:05:41,753 --> 01:05:43,253 ♫ same song ♫ 1305 01:05:43,254 --> 01:05:45,257 ♫ ahh ♫ 1306 01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:04,781 ♫ all around the world ♫ 1307 01:06:04,782 --> 01:06:06,284 ♫ same song ♫ 1308 01:06:07,285 --> 01:06:09,787 ♫ all around the world ♫ 1309 01:06:09,788 --> 01:06:10,790 ♫ same song ♫ 1310 01:06:12,291 --> 01:06:14,293 ♫ all around the world ♫ 1311 01:06:14,294 --> 01:06:16,296 ♫ same song ♫ 1312 01:06:17,298 --> 01:06:18,799 ♫ all around the world ♫ 1313 01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:20,802 ♫ same song ♫ 1314 01:06:21,303 --> 01:06:23,304 ♫ all... all around the world ♫ 1315 01:06:23,305 --> 01:06:24,808 ♫ same song ♫ 1316 01:06:26,309 --> 01:06:27,811 ♫ all around the world ♫ 1317 01:06:28,311 --> 01:06:29,313 ♫ same song ♫ 1318 01:06:30,815 --> 01:06:32,818 yes. 1319 01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:36,823 Yep. 1320 01:06:37,323 --> 01:06:40,828 You sure are a gaggle of musicians, sure enough. 1321 01:06:42,329 --> 01:06:43,831 And now... 1322 01:06:43,832 --> 01:06:47,335 The disposition of your case. 1323 01:06:47,336 --> 01:06:50,338 Uh, gather in a little closer, there. 1324 01:06:50,339 --> 01:06:52,342 That's right. Right there. Yeah. 1325 01:06:58,851 --> 01:07:00,351 In light of your contribution 1326 01:07:00,352 --> 01:07:01,855 to the common good, I hereby wave all fines, 1327 01:07:02,355 --> 01:07:03,857 suspend all sentences. You're free to go. 1328 01:07:06,861 --> 01:07:08,361 Hey. Hold the harvest. 1329 01:07:08,362 --> 01:07:09,864 There is another matter 1330 01:07:09,865 --> 01:07:11,366 before the shire court this evening. 1331 01:07:11,867 --> 01:07:12,868 And, uh... 1332 01:07:12,869 --> 01:07:15,872 Well, youse all might be able to help. 1333 01:07:20,745 --> 01:07:21,745 Where's Diane? 1334 01:07:21,746 --> 01:07:22,746 Oh, she went home. 1335 01:07:22,747 --> 01:07:24,749 I got something better for you. 1336 01:07:24,750 --> 01:07:26,752 First you oughta know something. 1337 01:07:27,253 --> 01:07:28,254 In many cases here, 1338 01:07:28,255 --> 01:07:29,255 I do often choose 1339 01:07:29,256 --> 01:07:31,258 to inveigh the maximum Levy. 1340 01:07:31,259 --> 01:07:34,261 Frequently, undesirables are put to death. 1341 01:07:34,262 --> 01:07:35,763 I can understand that. 1342 01:07:35,764 --> 01:07:38,266 Come on. But death for running a stop sign? 1343 01:07:38,267 --> 01:07:40,269 And for being a banker. 1344 01:07:40,270 --> 01:07:41,770 That's the double death. 1345 01:07:41,771 --> 01:07:43,273 However, 1346 01:07:43,274 --> 01:07:44,274 I'd be willing 1347 01:07:44,275 --> 01:07:46,777 to cast aside all findings, 1348 01:07:46,778 --> 01:07:48,779 be blind to your banker's blood, 1349 01:07:48,780 --> 01:07:51,783 let you live out your days here 1350 01:07:51,784 --> 01:07:53,786 as husband to my granddaughter, 1351 01:07:53,787 --> 01:07:55,288 father to her child, 1352 01:07:55,289 --> 01:07:57,792 and heir to my seat. 1353 01:08:00,295 --> 01:08:02,298 Wha-what are you saying? 1354 01:08:03,299 --> 01:08:04,800 It's death or eldona? 1355 01:08:04,801 --> 01:08:06,302 Oh, come on, lad. 1356 01:08:06,303 --> 01:08:07,803 Take her hand. 1357 01:08:07,804 --> 01:08:09,806 Warm my tired old heart. 1358 01:08:09,807 --> 01:08:11,308 I know women. 1359 01:08:11,309 --> 01:08:12,810 She loves you. 1360 01:08:12,811 --> 01:08:14,812 Ever since she saw you, 1361 01:08:14,813 --> 01:08:15,814 she's been floating around 1362 01:08:15,815 --> 01:08:16,815 like milkweed in a spring breeze. 1363 01:08:16,816 --> 01:08:18,317 Uh-huh. 1364 01:08:18,318 --> 01:08:19,819 Make her happy. 1365 01:08:19,820 --> 01:08:21,821 Take care of her needs, 1366 01:08:21,822 --> 01:08:23,824 and you'll inherit a fortune 1367 01:08:23,825 --> 01:08:26,328 Ali baba would crave. 1368 01:08:29,332 --> 01:08:30,834 Listen, judge. 1369 01:08:32,336 --> 01:08:34,338 Uh... 1370 01:08:34,339 --> 01:08:37,842 You know, I've... I've spent some time alone with her, 1371 01:08:37,843 --> 01:08:40,345 and she's a spectacular woman. 1372 01:08:40,346 --> 01:08:42,848 She's quiet but, uh, just shy. 1373 01:08:42,849 --> 01:08:43,849 Mute. 1374 01:08:43,850 --> 01:08:45,352 Ah. 1375 01:08:45,353 --> 01:08:48,355 But, judge, as far as her needs are concerned, 1376 01:08:48,356 --> 01:08:51,859 I could never presume to be able to fill them. 1377 01:08:51,860 --> 01:08:53,862 Oh, you can slip on a pud collar. 1378 01:08:53,863 --> 01:08:55,364 Now, let me get you 1379 01:08:55,365 --> 01:08:56,367 out of these cuffs and chains, 1380 01:08:56,867 --> 01:08:58,368 and I'll get you all married up, 1381 01:08:58,369 --> 01:08:59,871 and we'll welcome you to this family 1382 01:09:00,372 --> 01:09:02,841 with an all-night reel. 1383 01:09:04,343 --> 01:09:05,343 No cuffs, huh? 1384 01:09:05,344 --> 01:09:06,846 No cuffs. 1385 01:09:09,349 --> 01:09:10,851 Pud collar. 1386 01:09:10,852 --> 01:09:13,353 Well, I must say... 1387 01:09:13,354 --> 01:09:15,357 It sounds awfully tempting. 1388 01:09:17,359 --> 01:09:18,361 Hit it. 1389 01:09:18,862 --> 01:09:20,863 Yo. Drop it, j. 1390 01:09:20,864 --> 01:09:22,366 That's it. 1391 01:09:23,868 --> 01:09:25,368 Yo. 1392 01:09:25,369 --> 01:09:27,873 What it be? What it be? 1393 01:09:32,378 --> 01:09:33,380 ♫ Well, tie the knot ♫ 1394 01:09:33,881 --> 01:09:34,882 ♫ tie, tie the knot ♫ 1395 01:09:36,885 --> 01:09:38,385 in her own way, 1396 01:09:38,386 --> 01:09:40,889 she's kind of special, isn't she? 1397 01:09:40,890 --> 01:09:42,391 You'll never have car trouble. 1398 01:09:45,395 --> 01:09:47,898 ♫ Da da da da da ♫ 1399 01:09:47,899 --> 01:09:48,899 ♫ da-da ♫ 1400 01:09:48,900 --> 01:09:50,401 ♫ da da ♫ 1401 01:09:50,902 --> 01:09:52,404 ah, yeah. 1402 01:09:55,909 --> 01:09:57,410 Ok. 1403 01:09:58,411 --> 01:09:58,913 Ahem. 1404 01:09:59,413 --> 01:10:00,914 The district and commonwealth, 1405 01:10:00,915 --> 01:10:03,918 hereby duly recognizing the will and wish 1406 01:10:03,919 --> 01:10:04,919 of a man and woman 1407 01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:06,421 to enter the holy 1408 01:10:06,422 --> 01:10:09,424 and life-binding state of matrimony, 1409 01:10:09,425 --> 01:10:11,928 herewith confirm that you, 1410 01:10:11,929 --> 01:10:13,931 eldona Marjorie valkenheiser, 1411 01:10:13,932 --> 01:10:16,934 do take to husband one... 1412 01:10:16,935 --> 01:10:18,938 Christopher Lawrence Thorne. 1413 01:10:20,941 --> 01:10:22,442 Hmm. 1414 01:10:22,943 --> 01:10:24,444 Mmm. 1415 01:10:25,446 --> 01:10:26,947 And you... 1416 01:10:26,948 --> 01:10:28,950 Christopher Lawrence Thorne... 1417 01:10:28,951 --> 01:10:32,455 Confirm that you do take to wife... 1418 01:10:33,456 --> 01:10:35,960 One eldona Marjorie valkenheiser? 1419 01:10:42,969 --> 01:10:43,969 Pardon? 1420 01:10:43,970 --> 01:10:44,970 What? 1421 01:10:44,971 --> 01:10:45,971 Speak up! I can... 1422 01:10:45,972 --> 01:10:47,474 I do... i do. 1423 01:10:47,975 --> 01:10:48,975 Mmm. 1424 01:10:48,976 --> 01:10:51,478 This office so recognizes and certifies this union 1425 01:10:51,479 --> 01:10:54,483 and declares that you are now wedded man and wife. 1426 01:10:57,988 --> 01:10:59,989 You may kiss the bride. 1427 01:10:59,990 --> 01:11:01,993 Well, judge, plenty of time for that 1428 01:11:02,493 --> 01:11:02,994 on the honeymoon. 1429 01:11:03,494 --> 01:11:04,495 You may kiss the bride. 1430 01:11:04,996 --> 01:11:06,998 No, not in front of all these people, 1431 01:11:06,999 --> 01:11:07,999 your honor. 1432 01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:09,002 Now! 1433 01:11:14,008 --> 01:11:15,508 Let's get out of here 1434 01:11:15,509 --> 01:11:17,011 before the old man changes his mind. 1435 01:11:17,012 --> 01:11:18,012 Wait! Wait! 1436 01:11:18,013 --> 01:11:19,013 Help me! 1437 01:11:19,014 --> 01:11:20,515 We're out of here. 1438 01:11:20,516 --> 01:11:22,517 Help me! These are dangerous people. 1439 01:11:22,518 --> 01:11:23,519 No! 1440 01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:24,520 It'll be all right. 1441 01:11:24,521 --> 01:11:25,521 I was nervous at my wedding, too. 1442 01:11:25,522 --> 01:11:26,522 No! Please! 1443 01:11:26,523 --> 01:11:27,524 Never mind him. 1444 01:11:27,525 --> 01:11:30,027 He's just got the wedding night jitters. 1445 01:11:30,028 --> 01:11:32,030 Just go out the way you came. 1446 01:11:32,031 --> 01:11:34,033 I'll open the gate and flip the bridge for you. 1447 01:11:34,533 --> 01:11:35,535 You be cool, man. 1448 01:11:36,036 --> 01:11:36,536 Yeah, well, bye. 1449 01:11:37,037 --> 01:11:38,539 You weak-livered puffball! 1450 01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:43,044 Damn city-working, yuppity well wallet! 1451 01:11:43,045 --> 01:11:45,046 Look how you hurt my granddaughter. 1452 01:11:45,047 --> 01:11:46,548 Aw, you ain't family material anyway. 1453 01:11:46,549 --> 01:11:47,549 No, judge! 1454 01:11:47,550 --> 01:11:48,550 Aw, come on, judge! 1455 01:11:48,551 --> 01:11:50,053 No, I wasn't... 1456 01:11:50,054 --> 01:11:51,054 No, judge! 1457 01:11:51,055 --> 01:11:52,056 Why? I... 1458 01:11:52,556 --> 01:11:54,058 Judge, wha... what... 1459 01:11:54,059 --> 01:11:55,559 Wait! Whoa, Nelly! 1460 01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:57,062 Aw, come on, judge! 1461 01:11:57,063 --> 01:11:58,064 Oh, no, ah! 1462 01:11:58,564 --> 01:11:59,565 So long, Charlie! 1463 01:12:03,570 --> 01:12:05,572 What the hell is this now? 1464 01:12:05,573 --> 01:12:07,574 Oh, no, oh, no! Oh, please, god! 1465 01:12:07,575 --> 01:12:10,078 Guaranteed you're going to enjoy this ride! 1466 01:12:10,079 --> 01:12:11,079 Oh, god! 1467 01:12:11,080 --> 01:12:12,581 I'm of the school that believes 1468 01:12:12,582 --> 01:12:14,583 the last 30 seconds of a person's life 1469 01:12:14,584 --> 01:12:17,087 ought to have a little zip in them. 1470 01:12:17,088 --> 01:12:19,091 Judge, listen, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1471 01:12:21,093 --> 01:12:22,093 Aah! 1472 01:12:22,094 --> 01:12:24,596 ♫ Goin' down ♫ 1473 01:12:24,597 --> 01:12:27,100 ♫ bonestripper... ♫ 1474 01:12:27,101 --> 01:12:29,603 oh, please, oh, please, god, no! 1475 01:12:35,111 --> 01:12:36,611 Judge, I'm sorry, please! 1476 01:12:36,612 --> 01:12:38,114 I... i... i love eldona! 1477 01:12:38,115 --> 01:12:39,615 I love your granddaughter! 1478 01:12:39,616 --> 01:12:40,617 She's beautiful! Aah! 1479 01:12:41,119 --> 01:12:43,121 Oh, no! My... hey! 1480 01:12:44,122 --> 01:12:45,623 Please, god, help! 1481 01:12:45,624 --> 01:12:46,625 Please, god, stop! 1482 01:12:51,131 --> 01:12:53,634 Please, god, oh, please! 1483 01:12:58,640 --> 01:12:59,641 God... 1484 01:12:59,642 --> 01:13:01,143 Oh, please, dear lord! 1485 01:13:01,144 --> 01:13:02,144 Please... 1486 01:13:02,145 --> 01:13:03,647 Please, god, I... 1487 01:13:05,149 --> 01:13:06,650 Thank you, lord. 1488 01:13:15,162 --> 01:13:15,662 Oh. 1489 01:13:16,163 --> 01:13:17,163 Damn thing blew a belt. 1490 01:13:17,164 --> 01:13:18,166 Tell eldona to go and fix it. 1491 01:13:18,666 --> 01:13:20,667 Easy on her, grandpa. She's mighty broke up. 1492 01:13:20,668 --> 01:13:21,669 I'll get him. 1493 01:13:21,670 --> 01:13:23,671 Don't let him get away! 1494 01:13:23,672 --> 01:13:25,675 Bring that there load to the gradertine. 1495 01:13:30,181 --> 01:13:31,181 Diane? 1496 01:13:31,182 --> 01:13:32,183 Diane? 1497 01:13:33,185 --> 01:13:39,691 ♫ I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean I love you ♫ 1498 01:13:39,692 --> 01:13:42,696 ♫ I dream, I dream, I dream, I dream ♫ 1499 01:13:43,197 --> 01:13:46,200 ♫ how I love you ♫ 1500 01:13:46,201 --> 01:13:49,906 ♫ oh, kiss, oh, kiss, oh, kissity kiss ♫ 1501 01:13:54,913 --> 01:13:55,913 come on! 1502 01:13:55,914 --> 01:13:56,914 Eldona! 1503 01:13:56,915 --> 01:13:58,918 Mmm. 1504 01:14:09,932 --> 01:14:10,933 Mmm. 1505 01:14:14,938 --> 01:14:16,439 Ok. 1506 01:14:17,942 --> 01:14:18,943 Aah! 1507 01:14:19,944 --> 01:14:21,445 You go on, get out of here! 1508 01:14:21,446 --> 01:14:22,947 Get out of here, you big slushbag! 1509 01:14:22,948 --> 01:14:24,950 Go on back to your hole. 1510 01:14:24,951 --> 01:14:26,451 Excuse my grandkids. 1511 01:14:26,452 --> 01:14:28,454 They're all spoiled pulp rotten! 1512 01:14:28,455 --> 01:14:29,455 That's right. 1513 01:14:29,456 --> 01:14:31,457 Too much, too easy, too soon. 1514 01:14:31,458 --> 01:14:33,461 Kids today, I know. 1515 01:14:33,962 --> 01:14:34,962 Thanks. 1516 01:14:34,963 --> 01:14:36,464 Want a mint candy? 1517 01:14:36,465 --> 01:14:37,966 Oh, uh... 1518 01:14:37,967 --> 01:14:39,970 No, no. 1519 01:14:40,971 --> 01:14:42,471 Missy... 1520 01:14:42,472 --> 01:14:44,474 I sure do hate to cut and shuffle 1521 01:14:44,475 --> 01:14:45,976 a fine little muffet like you. 1522 01:14:45,977 --> 01:14:46,978 Me, too. 1523 01:14:46,979 --> 01:14:48,479 But I will! 1524 01:14:48,480 --> 01:14:49,981 If Joe Polo don't show. 1525 01:14:49,982 --> 01:14:51,483 Now, he hurt my family. 1526 01:14:51,484 --> 01:14:52,484 Ok. 1527 01:14:52,485 --> 01:14:54,487 Child, you'll walk free. 1528 01:14:54,488 --> 01:14:56,990 Scot-free, right out of here. 1529 01:14:56,991 --> 01:14:58,993 You just get on the two-way now 1530 01:14:58,994 --> 01:15:01,496 and tell Mr. high-class to come on in. 1531 01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:03,498 Ok, I'll talk to him right now. 1532 01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:04,499 All right. 1533 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,002 Aah! 1534 01:15:06,003 --> 01:15:07,504 You ok, judge? 1535 01:15:08,505 --> 01:15:09,507 See? 1536 01:15:11,009 --> 01:15:12,009 See that? 1537 01:15:12,010 --> 01:15:14,012 Now somebody's got to pay 1538 01:15:14,013 --> 01:15:17,016 for the way they sapped this ground. 1539 01:15:17,017 --> 01:15:18,017 You want your pills? 1540 01:15:18,018 --> 01:15:19,019 I'm all right. 1541 01:15:20,521 --> 01:15:22,022 Hey, hotworm! 1542 01:15:22,023 --> 01:15:23,023 Listen! 1543 01:15:23,024 --> 01:15:25,026 We got your pretty little girlfriend down here 1544 01:15:25,027 --> 01:15:28,030 ready to go on the gradertine for a quartering, 1545 01:15:28,031 --> 01:15:31,034 but because she's a bright-eyed, 1546 01:15:31,035 --> 01:15:32,035 smart-looking type, 1547 01:15:32,036 --> 01:15:34,037 I'm willing to make a trade. 1548 01:15:34,038 --> 01:15:36,040 You lie down in her place, 1549 01:15:36,041 --> 01:15:38,042 she goes free. 1550 01:15:38,043 --> 01:15:40,046 We'll all be happy, including you. 1551 01:15:40,546 --> 01:15:41,547 Here, here, you tell... 1552 01:15:42,049 --> 01:15:43,049 Where the hell's 1553 01:15:43,050 --> 01:15:45,051 that dog-food-eating grandson of mine anyway? 1554 01:15:45,052 --> 01:15:46,053 Dennis! 1555 01:15:46,054 --> 01:15:47,054 Here, you talk. 1556 01:15:47,055 --> 01:15:48,555 What's going on with him, anyway? 1557 01:15:48,556 --> 01:15:51,059 What, is somebody not giving him his napalm? 1558 01:15:51,060 --> 01:15:52,060 Uh, Chris... 1559 01:15:52,061 --> 01:15:55,564 Hi. Um... It's Diane. 1560 01:15:55,565 --> 01:15:57,567 Um, listen... 1561 01:15:57,568 --> 01:15:59,569 Run! Run for your life! 1562 01:15:59,570 --> 01:16:00,571 Save yourself! 1563 01:16:00,572 --> 01:16:02,573 Tell the world about this place! 1564 01:16:02,574 --> 01:16:03,575 Just... aah! 1565 01:16:05,578 --> 01:16:06,578 Oh, boy. 1566 01:16:06,579 --> 01:16:11,084 You really put the pin in the party hog now, girl. 1567 01:16:11,085 --> 01:16:12,586 You got 5 minutes to come on in, 1568 01:16:12,587 --> 01:16:14,088 or she gets cut and shuffled. 1569 01:16:14,089 --> 01:16:17,592 Mind, now, no gallantry and no suicide stunts. 1570 01:16:17,593 --> 01:16:19,595 You just come on in. 1571 01:16:19,596 --> 01:16:21,097 Come on, now. 1572 01:16:21,098 --> 01:16:22,599 Be a real man. 1573 01:16:22,600 --> 01:16:23,601 Surprise yourself. 1574 01:16:26,105 --> 01:16:27,105 Save the woman. 1575 01:16:27,106 --> 01:16:29,107 Give yourself up for the girl. 1576 01:16:29,108 --> 01:16:31,611 She'll cry over you for weeks. 1577 01:16:32,612 --> 01:16:34,114 What's the matter, boy? 1578 01:16:34,115 --> 01:16:37,118 Heh heh heh! Ain't she worth it? 1579 01:16:39,121 --> 01:16:41,624 All right, you old liver spot. 1580 01:16:45,129 --> 01:16:47,130 Sorry about this, Diane. 1581 01:16:47,131 --> 01:16:48,633 But we have to tie you down 1582 01:16:49,134 --> 01:16:51,136 like grandpa Alvin says. 1583 01:16:51,636 --> 01:16:53,638 I wish it was him we were tying down 1584 01:16:53,639 --> 01:16:55,140 instead of you. 1585 01:16:55,141 --> 01:16:58,144 We don't like him, but we love you. 1586 01:16:58,145 --> 01:17:01,148 This is a classic case of a dysfunctional family. 1587 01:17:01,149 --> 01:17:03,151 You should consider some help, some therapy. 1588 01:17:03,152 --> 01:17:04,153 He won't go! 1589 01:17:04,653 --> 01:17:06,154 Ok, cowboy. 1590 01:17:06,155 --> 01:17:08,157 Last chance saloon. 1591 01:17:08,158 --> 01:17:10,660 I'm going to count down from 10. 1592 01:17:10,661 --> 01:17:12,162 If I don't hear your voice 1593 01:17:12,163 --> 01:17:13,663 by the time I get to one, 1594 01:17:13,664 --> 01:17:15,166 I'm going to cut her! 1595 01:17:15,167 --> 01:17:16,167 Aah! Oh, don't! 1596 01:17:16,168 --> 01:17:18,170 Eldona, get them blades up. 1597 01:17:18,171 --> 01:17:19,172 Mmm. 1598 01:17:19,672 --> 01:17:20,672 Eldona, hey, listen... 1599 01:17:20,673 --> 01:17:22,175 Why don't we go to New York? 1600 01:17:22,176 --> 01:17:24,177 I'll take you to Elizabeth arden. 1601 01:17:24,178 --> 01:17:25,180 10! 1602 01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:26,680 Get me out of here! 1603 01:17:26,681 --> 01:17:28,182 9. 1604 01:17:28,183 --> 01:17:30,185 Come on now, banker! 1605 01:17:30,186 --> 01:17:31,186 8. 1606 01:17:31,187 --> 01:17:33,189 What's wrong with this little girl? 1607 01:17:33,190 --> 01:17:34,690 She a bad kisser or something? 1608 01:17:34,691 --> 01:17:36,194 7. 1609 01:17:36,694 --> 01:17:38,695 Chris, I really didn't mean to save yourself. 1610 01:17:38,696 --> 01:17:41,199 Get your ass down here and save me! 1611 01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:42,200 6. 1612 01:17:42,201 --> 01:17:43,702 Chris, get down here! 1613 01:17:43,703 --> 01:17:45,704 You ain't giving me much choice, boy. 1614 01:17:45,705 --> 01:17:46,705 5. 1615 01:17:46,706 --> 01:17:47,707 Please, Chris! 1616 01:17:47,708 --> 01:17:48,708 All right, boy. 1617 01:17:48,709 --> 01:17:50,710 Last chance saloon! 1618 01:17:50,711 --> 01:17:51,712 4. 1619 01:17:51,713 --> 01:17:52,714 Don't! 1620 01:17:53,215 --> 01:17:54,215 3. 1621 01:17:54,216 --> 01:17:55,217 2. 1622 01:17:55,218 --> 01:17:56,218 Aah! 1623 01:17:56,219 --> 01:17:57,220 1. 1624 01:18:06,232 --> 01:18:07,232 Diane! 1625 01:18:07,233 --> 01:18:08,233 Help me! 1626 01:18:08,234 --> 01:18:09,735 Oh, god, hurry, get my hands. 1627 01:18:09,736 --> 01:18:10,736 Hold on! 1628 01:18:10,737 --> 01:18:12,238 Oh, my god! 1629 01:18:12,239 --> 01:18:13,240 Get my hands! 1630 01:18:13,241 --> 01:18:14,741 What took you so long? 1631 01:18:14,742 --> 01:18:16,243 Ok, oh, get me out. 1632 01:18:16,244 --> 01:18:17,745 I knew you'd save me. 1633 01:18:17,746 --> 01:18:20,749 I think I dirtied my diaper. 1634 01:18:20,750 --> 01:18:23,752 Get me the hell out of here, Chris! 1635 01:18:23,753 --> 01:18:24,754 He's fly-dicking with me! 1636 01:18:24,755 --> 01:18:26,256 Eldona, drop those blades! 1637 01:18:26,257 --> 01:18:27,258 Get him, get him! 1638 01:18:27,758 --> 01:18:28,759 Aah! 1639 01:18:28,760 --> 01:18:29,761 Oh, shit! 1640 01:18:35,769 --> 01:18:36,770 Hey! 1641 01:18:41,509 --> 01:18:42,493 Who are the infant bodies? 1642 01:18:42,494 --> 01:18:43,495 Bobo and I'll debbull. 1643 01:18:43,496 --> 01:18:45,496 They're not allowed in the house. 1644 01:18:45,497 --> 01:18:46,999 Get that spotlight, ok? 1645 01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:48,000 Ok. 1646 01:18:48,001 --> 01:18:50,003 What do you play in Atlantic city? 1647 01:18:50,004 --> 01:18:51,005 Blackjack? Craps? 1648 01:18:52,006 --> 01:18:54,009 Got to find them! 1649 01:19:03,020 --> 01:19:05,522 I don't think they saw us. 1650 01:19:05,523 --> 01:19:06,524 Come on. 1651 01:19:09,028 --> 01:19:10,529 Excuse me, coming through. 1652 01:19:11,530 --> 01:19:12,532 Sorry. 1653 01:19:14,034 --> 01:19:15,035 Excuse me. 1654 01:19:24,047 --> 01:19:26,049 Aw, we'll never get across this. 1655 01:19:27,551 --> 01:19:29,552 Let's head towards the train. 1656 01:19:29,553 --> 01:19:30,553 Come on, through the woods. 1657 01:19:30,554 --> 01:19:32,056 Smells like Sao Paulo. 1658 01:19:32,057 --> 01:19:34,559 Who's that man that was with her? 1659 01:19:34,560 --> 01:19:35,560 I don't know. 1660 01:19:35,561 --> 01:19:37,562 I don't know, neither, 1661 01:19:37,563 --> 01:19:38,564 but she got away. 1662 01:19:38,565 --> 01:19:40,066 You're the one that was supposed 1663 01:19:40,067 --> 01:19:41,067 to be watching her. 1664 01:19:41,068 --> 01:19:43,570 Yeah, that's the most beautiful girl 1665 01:19:43,571 --> 01:19:45,574 I've ever seen. 1666 01:19:46,575 --> 01:19:49,078 Bobo, shut up and drive! 1667 01:19:49,079 --> 01:19:50,579 There they are! 1668 01:19:50,580 --> 01:19:52,081 On the hill! 1669 01:19:52,082 --> 01:19:55,585 Get them before they get to the top. 1670 01:19:55,586 --> 01:19:57,589 Stop them! 1671 01:19:59,591 --> 01:20:01,093 Train. 1672 01:20:01,094 --> 01:20:02,094 Hey! Hey! 1673 01:20:02,095 --> 01:20:03,096 Hey! 1674 01:20:04,098 --> 01:20:05,098 Stop! 1675 01:20:05,099 --> 01:20:07,101 Hey, stop! Hey! 1676 01:20:12,608 --> 01:20:13,609 Now! 1677 01:20:17,114 --> 01:20:18,616 Come on! 1678 01:20:19,117 --> 01:20:20,117 I'm with you. 1679 01:20:20,118 --> 01:20:21,619 Right! 1680 01:20:24,623 --> 01:20:25,623 Come on, reach! 1681 01:20:25,624 --> 01:20:27,127 You can do it! 1682 01:20:27,627 --> 01:20:29,128 I can't make it. 1683 01:20:29,129 --> 01:20:30,130 Trust me. 1684 01:20:30,131 --> 01:20:31,632 Come on, reach out! 1685 01:20:33,134 --> 01:20:34,636 Come on, that's it. 1686 01:20:45,650 --> 01:20:46,651 Damn it! 1687 01:20:48,154 --> 01:20:49,654 We got to get some help. 1688 01:20:49,655 --> 01:20:51,156 As soon as the train stops, 1689 01:20:51,157 --> 01:20:52,659 we'll get off and call the police. 1690 01:20:53,160 --> 01:20:55,161 You saved my life. 1691 01:20:55,162 --> 01:20:56,163 Thanks. 1692 01:20:56,164 --> 01:20:57,665 It was worth it. 1693 01:21:06,677 --> 01:21:09,679 Bye, Diane! 1694 01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:11,682 Diane... Bye-bye! 1695 01:21:11,683 --> 01:21:13,685 Bye, Diane. 1696 01:21:27,537 --> 01:21:29,038 We went around in that spinning bed, 1697 01:21:29,039 --> 01:21:30,039 the door flew up, and we came... 1698 01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:31,541 Got up into that, uh, a-attic... 1699 01:21:31,542 --> 01:21:32,543 In the attic... 1700 01:21:32,544 --> 01:21:34,545 With the newspapers and the, uh... 1701 01:21:34,546 --> 01:21:36,047 All those licenses, and then... 1702 01:21:36,048 --> 01:21:38,049 That's pretty much where we found all the licenses 1703 01:21:38,050 --> 01:21:40,052 and the newspaper clippings which matched... 1704 01:21:40,053 --> 01:21:42,054 We were smoking a cigar, relaxing... 1705 01:21:42,055 --> 01:21:44,057 There was no way to know... 1706 01:21:44,058 --> 01:21:45,058 What was that? 1707 01:21:45,059 --> 01:21:46,560 An escape hatch or whatever. 1708 01:21:46,561 --> 01:21:48,063 This door opened, and we went flying. 1709 01:21:48,564 --> 01:21:49,565 Bobo and I'il debbull saved me. 1710 01:21:50,065 --> 01:21:51,567 And we climbed the cliff 1711 01:21:51,568 --> 01:21:52,568 till we got on the train 1712 01:21:52,569 --> 01:21:54,069 right after the fuel dump explosion. 1713 01:21:54,070 --> 01:21:55,071 We think maybe the brazillionaires 1714 01:21:55,072 --> 01:21:56,072 have been killed. 1715 01:21:56,073 --> 01:21:57,074 That's... dead. 1716 01:21:59,077 --> 01:22:02,080 You folks, of course, will have to come with us 1717 01:22:02,081 --> 01:22:03,582 for identification purposes. 1718 01:22:03,583 --> 01:22:05,083 Wait a minute. 1719 01:22:05,084 --> 01:22:07,086 This man removed his nose and upper teeth 1720 01:22:07,087 --> 01:22:08,087 3 inches in front of my face 1721 01:22:08,088 --> 01:22:09,590 and started crooning like bing Crosby. 1722 01:22:09,591 --> 01:22:11,592 I'd like to help out, but I'm pretty sure 1723 01:22:11,593 --> 01:22:12,593 I can pick him out in a lineup, 1724 01:22:12,594 --> 01:22:14,096 you know what I mean? 1725 01:22:15,097 --> 01:22:16,599 We could do it. 1726 01:22:17,601 --> 01:22:19,102 We? 1727 01:22:42,131 --> 01:22:44,634 This is the state Attorney General. 1728 01:22:44,635 --> 01:22:47,138 We have a warrant to search these premises. 1729 01:22:49,140 --> 01:22:50,642 Why not just blast your way in? 1730 01:22:50,643 --> 01:22:52,644 First we have to serve the warrant. 1731 01:22:52,645 --> 01:22:54,146 I bet we could get them to come out. 1732 01:22:54,147 --> 01:22:55,148 Us? 1733 01:22:55,649 --> 01:22:58,152 Miss lightson doesn't have a bad idea there. 1734 01:23:01,156 --> 01:23:02,157 Well... 1735 01:23:03,158 --> 01:23:05,160 I suppose it's worth a try, 1736 01:23:05,161 --> 01:23:07,663 if... if you two are up to it. 1737 01:23:07,664 --> 01:23:09,165 It'd be our pleasure. 1738 01:23:09,166 --> 01:23:10,668 Wait a minute. Wait. 1739 01:23:16,676 --> 01:23:18,677 Can't wait to see his face 1740 01:23:18,678 --> 01:23:19,680 when he gets a load of this. 1741 01:23:30,192 --> 01:23:31,194 Ok. 1742 01:23:43,710 --> 01:23:44,710 Yes? 1743 01:23:44,711 --> 01:23:46,713 Well, what's going on here? 1744 01:23:46,714 --> 01:23:48,214 Who are you? 1745 01:23:48,215 --> 01:23:50,718 Why are you bothering an old man? 1746 01:23:50,719 --> 01:23:52,220 You're through, judge. 1747 01:23:53,723 --> 01:23:56,726 You kids better look out behind you. 1748 01:23:56,727 --> 01:23:58,729 There's a bee's nest. 1749 01:24:00,732 --> 01:24:02,233 Hi, judge Alvin! 1750 01:24:02,734 --> 01:24:04,235 Evening, troopers! 1751 01:24:04,236 --> 01:24:06,237 Can't go too far in this part of the world 1752 01:24:06,238 --> 01:24:09,242 without running across my friends. 1753 01:24:13,247 --> 01:24:15,750 Alvin is something, isn't he? 1754 01:24:15,751 --> 01:24:17,252 Of course, we can't admit 1755 01:24:17,753 --> 01:24:20,756 that we appreciate the way he gets things done. 1756 01:24:20,757 --> 01:24:22,259 And since you know what you know, 1757 01:24:22,760 --> 01:24:23,761 I'm afraid we're going to have to come 1758 01:24:24,261 --> 01:24:25,764 to some kind of a-ar-arran... 1759 01:24:34,274 --> 01:24:35,775 It's the coal fire! 1760 01:24:35,776 --> 01:24:37,278 The seams are giving way! 1761 01:24:37,779 --> 01:24:39,781 Run for your lives! 1762 01:24:53,298 --> 01:24:54,799 Come on, grab me. 1763 01:24:54,800 --> 01:24:57,302 I'm not going to lose you now. 1764 01:24:57,303 --> 01:24:58,304 Got you. 1765 01:25:02,811 --> 01:25:04,812 Hey, what's all that shaking? 1766 01:25:04,813 --> 01:25:05,814 I don't know. 1767 01:25:06,314 --> 01:25:08,317 I didn't do anything. 1768 01:25:10,821 --> 01:25:12,822 Aah! 1769 01:25:12,823 --> 01:25:14,325 My beemer! Get in! 1770 01:25:14,826 --> 01:25:15,826 No, it won't start. 1771 01:25:15,827 --> 01:25:17,327 It's got a fuel cut-off switch. 1772 01:25:17,328 --> 01:25:18,330 It's part of the alarm system. 1773 01:25:20,332 --> 01:25:21,333 No seat belts. 1774 01:25:21,334 --> 01:25:22,335 No roof. 1775 01:25:35,852 --> 01:25:37,354 Oh, my! 1776 01:25:55,878 --> 01:25:59,381 Fausto, that was the most adventurous weekend 1777 01:25:59,382 --> 01:26:00,883 of my entire life. 1778 01:26:00,884 --> 01:26:04,387 When I think about what happened in valkenvania, 1779 01:26:04,388 --> 01:26:05,890 I would do it again. 1780 01:26:05,891 --> 01:26:06,892 Not me. 1781 01:26:07,893 --> 01:26:09,896 I was like James Bond. 1782 01:26:10,897 --> 01:26:12,397 Don't worry, Dennis. 1783 01:26:12,398 --> 01:26:15,402 Now that you are head of our personal security... 1784 01:26:15,903 --> 01:26:16,905 And my lover... 1785 01:26:17,405 --> 01:26:19,907 Dude, your life's going to be fantastic. 1786 01:26:19,908 --> 01:26:21,409 And don't you worry. 1787 01:26:21,410 --> 01:26:22,911 No one's going to touch you 1788 01:26:22,912 --> 01:26:25,414 or my little flora de la Luna. 1789 01:26:25,415 --> 01:26:27,919 Ooh. Dennis, listen to me... 1790 01:27:00,459 --> 01:27:01,460 Woof! Woof! 1791 01:27:01,461 --> 01:27:03,463 No! Unh! 1792 01:27:04,465 --> 01:27:05,966 Hey, Chris. 1793 01:27:05,967 --> 01:27:07,468 Chris, hey, hey, hey! 1794 01:27:08,470 --> 01:27:09,971 It's ok. Take it easy. 1795 01:27:09,972 --> 01:27:10,972 I think you're just having 1796 01:27:10,973 --> 01:27:12,474 a little napmare. 1797 01:27:12,475 --> 01:27:13,475 Ohhh. 1798 01:27:13,476 --> 01:27:14,476 It's over? 1799 01:27:14,477 --> 01:27:15,979 Oh, yeah, it's over. 1800 01:27:15,980 --> 01:27:17,480 You're ok, we're safe. 1801 01:27:17,481 --> 01:27:18,481 Oh, god. 1802 01:27:18,482 --> 01:27:19,484 Take it easy. 1803 01:27:21,486 --> 01:27:22,988 Oh, jeez, what a weekend. 1804 01:27:22,989 --> 01:27:24,489 Yeah, no kidding. 1805 01:27:24,490 --> 01:27:25,490 It's ok. 1806 01:27:25,491 --> 01:27:27,493 I'm going to go take a shower. 1807 01:27:27,494 --> 01:27:28,495 Ok. 1808 01:27:29,997 --> 01:27:30,498 Just rest. 1809 01:27:30,999 --> 01:27:31,499 I'll rest. 1810 01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:32,500 Ok. 1811 01:27:33,001 --> 01:27:35,004 I'm going to watch a little TV. 1812 01:27:37,006 --> 01:27:38,507 Numerous fire companies 1813 01:27:38,508 --> 01:27:40,509 from New York, New Jersey, Ohio, 1814 01:27:40,510 --> 01:27:42,512 and all neighboring states 1815 01:27:42,513 --> 01:27:44,514 are barely able to handle 1816 01:27:44,515 --> 01:27:46,017 the subterranean mine fire 1817 01:27:46,018 --> 01:27:47,518 near the town of valkenvania. 1818 01:27:47,519 --> 01:27:49,021 Diane, you should see this. 1819 01:27:49,022 --> 01:27:51,023 Our Susan campost is on the scene. 1820 01:27:51,024 --> 01:27:53,026 This cloud may have a silver lining. 1821 01:27:53,027 --> 01:27:55,528 Geologists say the brief but intense heat 1822 01:27:55,529 --> 01:27:57,031 from fissures 10 miles below 1823 01:27:57,032 --> 01:27:59,533 have cooked the upper coal tailings 1824 01:27:59,534 --> 01:28:01,536 into a fine, medium-grade crude... 1825 01:28:01,537 --> 01:28:04,040 Over 50 million barrels. 1826 01:28:04,041 --> 01:28:06,542 Wait just... just one second, Roger. 1827 01:28:06,543 --> 01:28:09,046 I see one of the village residents 1828 01:28:09,047 --> 01:28:10,047 rummaging through the remains. 1829 01:28:10,048 --> 01:28:11,549 Excuse me, sir, how do you feel 1830 01:28:11,550 --> 01:28:13,551 now that you have lost everything? 1831 01:28:13,552 --> 01:28:15,054 At least we all got out alive. 1832 01:28:15,055 --> 01:28:17,556 'Course, there's nothing left for us here now, 1833 01:28:17,557 --> 01:28:19,059 so we're planning to move in 1834 01:28:19,060 --> 01:28:20,061 with my grandson-in-law. 1835 01:28:20,561 --> 01:28:22,063 He lives in New York City. 1836 01:28:22,064 --> 01:28:23,565 Oh, come on, no! Wha... 1837 01:28:24,566 --> 01:28:26,568 See you soon, banker! 1838 01:28:26,569 --> 01:28:27,569 No, what? 1839 01:28:27,570 --> 01:28:31,574 Aah! 1840 01:28:31,575 --> 01:28:32,994 No, you won't. 1841 01:28:33,161 --> 01:28:34,661 ♫ All around the world ♫ 1842 01:28:34,662 --> 01:28:35,663 ♫ same song ♫ 1843 01:28:37,166 --> 01:28:38,166 ♫ I came for the party ♫ 1844 01:28:38,167 --> 01:28:39,167 ♫ to get naughty ♫ 1845 01:28:39,168 --> 01:28:40,168 ♫ get my rocks on ♫ 1846 01:28:40,169 --> 01:28:41,170 ♫ eat popcorn ♫ 1847 01:28:41,171 --> 01:28:42,172 ♫ watch you move your body ♫ 1848 01:28:42,672 --> 01:28:43,672 ♫ to the pop song that I'm singin' ♫ 1849 01:28:43,673 --> 01:28:44,674 ♫ ding-a-lingin' ♫ 1850 01:28:44,675 --> 01:28:45,675 ♫ funky beat's ringin' ♫ 1851 01:28:45,676 --> 01:28:47,177 ♫ everybody swingin' in the place ♫ 1852 01:28:47,178 --> 01:28:49,180 ♫ as I kick the j-a-z-z-y style ♫ 1853 01:28:49,181 --> 01:28:51,683 ♫ r and b mixin' it wit h the hip-hop swing beat ♫ 1854 01:28:51,684 --> 01:28:52,685 ♫ champagne in my hand ♫ 1855 01:28:53,186 --> 01:28:54,686 ♫ it won't be long till I'm gone ♫ 1856 01:28:54,687 --> 01:28:55,688 ♫ it's just the same old song ♫ 1857 01:28:55,689 --> 01:28:57,190 ♫ it's just a free style ♫ 1858 01:28:57,191 --> 01:28:58,691 ♫ meanwhile we'll keep the beat kickin' ♫ 1859 01:28:58,692 --> 01:28:59,693 ♫ sweat drippin' ♫ 1860 01:28:59,694 --> 01:29:01,695 ♫ girlies in the limo eating chicken ♫ 1861 01:29:01,696 --> 01:29:03,199 ♫ oops, don't get the grease on your panty hose ♫ 1862 01:29:03,699 --> 01:29:04,200 ♫ I love you, rover, move over ♫ 1863 01:29:04,700 --> 01:29:05,701 ♫ I got to blow my nose ♫ 1864 01:29:06,203 --> 01:29:08,204 ♫ sneezin' but still I'm pleasin' all the slimmies ♫ 1865 01:29:08,205 --> 01:29:09,205 ♫ pull out my Jimmy ♫ 1866 01:29:09,206 --> 01:29:10,707 ♫ time to get busy with a Jenny ♫ 1867 01:29:10,708 --> 01:29:12,709 ♫ if it's good and plenty, don't you know ♫ 1868 01:29:12,710 --> 01:29:14,712 ♫ there I go, there I go, there I go ♫ 1869 01:29:14,713 --> 01:29:16,715 ♫ but I don't go nowhere without my gym hat ♫ 1870 01:29:17,216 --> 01:29:18,217 ♫ when I'm rappin' as if she's clappin' ♫ 1871 01:29:18,218 --> 01:29:19,719 ♫ then I'm strappin' 'cause I'm smarter than that ♫ 1872 01:29:20,220 --> 01:29:21,721 ♫ then, girlie, maybe we can get along ♫ 1873 01:29:21,722 --> 01:29:23,223 ♫ cutie after cutie ♫ 1874 01:29:23,224 --> 01:29:24,725 ♫ it's just the same old song ♫ 1875 01:29:24,726 --> 01:29:25,726 ♫ all around the world ♫ 1876 01:29:25,727 --> 01:29:27,728 ♫ same song ♫ 1877 01:29:27,729 --> 01:29:29,232 ♫ it's the same old song, y'all ♫ 1878 01:29:29,732 --> 01:29:30,233 ♫ all around the world ♫ 1879 01:29:30,733 --> 01:29:32,235 ♫ same song ♫ 1880 01:29:32,236 --> 01:29:33,736 ♫ ah, it's just the same old song ♫ 1881 01:29:33,737 --> 01:29:35,238 ♫ all around the world ♫ 1882 01:29:35,239 --> 01:29:36,240 ♫ same song ♫ 1883 01:29:36,241 --> 01:29:37,242 ♫ same song ♫ 1884 01:29:37,742 --> 01:29:39,745 ♫ all... all around the world ♫ 1885 01:29:40,246 --> 01:29:41,247 ♫ same song ♫ 1886 01:29:42,248 --> 01:29:44,250 ♫ money-b, the freaky deke ♫ 1887 01:29:44,251 --> 01:29:45,751 ♫ squeaky-lickin' you up and down ♫ 1888 01:29:45,752 --> 01:29:46,753 ♫ well, as a matter of fact, I'll be right back ♫ 1889 01:29:47,255 --> 01:29:48,255 ♫ I got to take a leak ♫ 1890 01:29:48,256 --> 01:29:49,756 ♫ so while I'm drainin', entertain 'em ♫ 1891 01:29:49,757 --> 01:29:51,259 ♫ but I got fame, and the bases are touched ♫ 1892 01:29:51,260 --> 01:29:52,760 ♫ too much for me to try to be namin' ♫ 1893 01:29:52,761 --> 01:29:54,264 ♫ hey, yo, you saw me on cable and grinnin' ♫ 1894 01:29:54,764 --> 01:29:56,765 ♫ I busted in, and I was goin' to win ♫ 1895 01:29:56,766 --> 01:29:58,269 ♫ Clark gable back in Oakland, it's the same old song ♫ 1896 01:29:58,769 --> 01:29:59,769 ♫ this sporty shorty ♫ 1897 01:29:59,770 --> 01:30:01,271 ♫ same freckles and hat, drinking the same formula ♫ 1898 01:30:01,272 --> 01:30:03,274 ♫ hypothetical, political, lyrical ♫ 1899 01:30:03,275 --> 01:30:04,775 ♫ miracle whip, just like butter ♫ 1900 01:30:04,776 --> 01:30:06,278 ♫ my rhymes are legit ♫ 1901 01:30:06,279 --> 01:30:07,779 ♫ 'cause I'm a humpty, not humpty dumpty ♫ 1902 01:30:07,780 --> 01:30:08,780 ♫ but humpty hump ♫ 1903 01:30:08,781 --> 01:30:09,782 ♫ here a hump, there a hump ♫ 1904 01:30:09,783 --> 01:30:10,783 ♫ everywhere a humpty hump ♫ 1905 01:30:10,784 --> 01:30:11,785 ♫ aw, shut up and just listen ♫ 1906 01:30:12,286 --> 01:30:13,288 ♫ not dissin', don't get me wrong ♫ 1907 01:30:13,788 --> 01:30:15,289 ♫ but to me it's just the same old song ♫ 1908 01:30:15,290 --> 01:30:16,791 ♫ so just watch, 'cause my name is shock ♫ 1909 01:30:16,792 --> 01:30:18,793 ♫ I like to rock, and you can't stop this ♫ 1910 01:30:18,794 --> 01:30:19,794 ♫ 2 pac, go ahead and rock this ♫ 1911 01:30:19,795 --> 01:30:21,297 ♫ now I clown around ♫ 1912 01:30:21,298 --> 01:30:22,798 ♫ when I hang around with the underground ♫ 1913 01:30:22,799 --> 01:30:23,800 ♫ girls that used to frown ♫ 1914 01:30:23,801 --> 01:30:25,302 ♫ say I'm down when I come around ♫ 1915 01:30:25,303 --> 01:30:26,303 ♫ gas me and really pass me ♫ 1916 01:30:26,304 --> 01:30:27,805 ♫ they used to diss me, harass me ♫ 1917 01:30:27,806 --> 01:30:29,807 ♫ but now they ask me if they can kiss me ♫ 1918 01:30:29,808 --> 01:30:30,808 ♫ get some fame, people change ♫ 1919 01:30:30,809 --> 01:30:31,810 ♫ want to live their life, ha ♫ 1920 01:30:31,811 --> 01:30:32,812 ♫ same song, can't go wrong ♫ 1921 01:30:33,313 --> 01:30:34,313 ♫ if I play the nice guy ♫ 1922 01:30:34,314 --> 01:30:35,315 ♫ claim to fame must have changed ♫ 1923 01:30:35,316 --> 01:30:36,316 ♫ now that we became strong ♫ 1924 01:30:36,317 --> 01:30:37,317 ♫ I remain still the same ♫ 1925 01:30:37,318 --> 01:30:38,318 ♫ why, 2 ♫ 1926 01:30:38,319 --> 01:30:39,320 ♫ 'cause it's the same song ♫ 1927 01:30:39,321 --> 01:30:40,321 ♫ all around the world ♫ 1928 01:30:40,322 --> 01:30:42,324 ♫ it's the same song ♫ 1929 01:30:42,325 --> 01:30:43,326 ♫ same old song, y'all ♫ 1930 01:30:43,826 --> 01:30:45,327 ♫ all around the world ♫ 1931 01:30:45,328 --> 01:30:46,329 ♫ same song ♫ 1932 01:30:46,330 --> 01:30:48,331 ♫ get out, get out, shake it ♫ 1933 01:30:48,332 --> 01:30:52,336 ♫ all around the world, the same song ♫ 1934 01:30:52,337 --> 01:30:54,339 ♫ it's just the same old song ♫ 1935 01:30:54,340 --> 01:30:56,342 ♫ it's the same song ♫ 1936 01:30:56,842 --> 01:30:57,843 ♫ livin' in it, baby ♫ 1937 01:30:57,844 --> 01:31:00,847 ♫ all around the world, the same song ♫ 1938 01:31:00,848 --> 01:31:02,350 ♫ yeah, humpty hump in the house, y'all ♫ 1939 01:31:02,850 --> 01:31:05,353 ♫ all around the world, the same song ♫ 1940 01:31:05,354 --> 01:31:07,355 ♫ it's the same old song ♫ 1941 01:31:07,356 --> 01:31:11,360 ♫ all around the world, the same song ♫ 1942 01:31:11,361 --> 01:31:15,366 ♫ all around the world, the same song ♫ 1943 01:31:15,367 --> 01:31:16,368 ahh... 1944 01:31:52,914 --> 01:31:54,916 ♫ been all around the world ♫ 1945 01:31:55,417 --> 01:31:56,919 ♫ it's the same song ♫ 1946 01:31:57,920 --> 01:31:59,421 ♫ been all around the world ♫ 1947 01:31:59,422 --> 01:32:01,925 ♫ it's the same song ♫ 1948 01:32:02,926 --> 01:32:04,428 ♫ been all around the world ♫ 1949 01:32:04,429 --> 01:32:06,431 ♫ it's the same song ♫ 1950 01:32:07,433 --> 01:32:08,933 ♫ been all around the world ♫ 1951 01:32:08,934 --> 01:32:10,937 ♫ it's the same song ♫ 1952 01:32:11,938 --> 01:32:13,439 ♫ been all around the world ♫ 1953 01:32:13,440 --> 01:32:15,443 ♫ it's the same song ♫ 1954 01:32:16,944 --> 01:32:18,446 ♫ been all around the world ♫ 1955 01:32:18,447 --> 01:32:20,949 ♫ it's the same song ♫ 1956 01:32:21,450 --> 01:32:22,952 ♫ been all around the world ♫ 1957 01:32:23,453 --> 01:32:24,954 ♫ it's the same song ♫ 1958 01:32:26,457 --> 01:32:27,458 ♫ been all around the world ♫ 1959 01:32:27,958 --> 01:32:29,961 ♫ it's the same song ♫ 1960 01:32:44,980 --> 01:32:46,481 ♫ been all around the world ♫ 1961 01:32:46,482 --> 01:32:47,984 ♫ it's the same song ♫ 1962 01:32:49,486 --> 01:32:50,986 ♫ been all around the world ♫ 1963 01:32:50,987 --> 01:32:52,490 ♫ it's the same song ♫ 1964 01:32:52,990 --> 01:32:55,493 ♫ been all around the world ♫ 1965 01:32:55,494 --> 01:32:56,494 ♫ it's the same song ♫ 1966 01:32:56,495 --> 01:32:57,995 ♫ been all around the world ♫ 1967 01:32:57,996 --> 01:32:58,998 ♫ it's the same ♫ 1968 01:33:00,500 --> 01:33:02,001 ♫ the same song... ♫ 128690