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So, I have what I've been
told is a moral dilemma.
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Whatever your gut is
telling you, do the opposite.
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That's what I thought
at first, so I switched,
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but that made me think
I should switch again.
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So now where am I?
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I'm going back to my phone.
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Give me a nudge when she gets to it.
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Patrick's getting married.
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And the phone is down.
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I feel like he and
Christy just broke up.
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They did.
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Men are pigs.
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Unless he reconnected
with a long-lost love.
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In that case, aw.
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It's the fitness model.
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He hid the ring in her "a-sigh" bowl.
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It thought it was "a-kye."
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You're both wrong.
It's "ah-sigh-ee."
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Who cares how you say it?
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It's just sherbert.
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Actually, it's "sher-bit."
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Okay, good-bye.
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Stop.
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How's Christy taking it?
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She doesn't know.
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Welcome to the aforementioned dilemma.
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Why haven't you told her?
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Because Adam's taking me
away for a romantic weekend
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at a spa resort in Reno.
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- Ooh...
- Oh... - Oh...
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In theory, "Oh... "
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But how can I enjoy
making sweet love to Adam
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in our room with partial mountain view
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when I keep getting FaceTimed
by a puffy-eyed Christy?
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Partial view?
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I thought he loved you.
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Go back to your phone.
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Bonnie, part of being a mother
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is putting your child before you.
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That child is 40 years old,
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and this child has never
had a hot stone massage.
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Oh, Marjorie, it's just two days.
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Let her have some fun.
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She's looking at a
lifetime of partial views.
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Exactly. I can just as easily
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crush my daughter's world on Monday.
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And maybe bring her a Reno
snow globe to soften the blow.
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She hates those things.
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Not everyone does.
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Dilemma over. I think she knows.
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We can't be sure. It
might be something I did.
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Oh, please be something I did.
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What's the matter, honey?
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Patrick's getting married.
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He posted on Instagram.
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He gave her a ring in
an "ah-cha-chi" bowl.
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- Actually...
- Let her have this.
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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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You want a hit?
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No. No, thanks. I already had
a log of cookie dough for lunch.
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I just don't understand
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how Patrick can get over me so fast.
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I'm a catch.
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It's not you... my brother
just can't live alone.
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So what, he'll just marry anyone?
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What do the towels in his bathroom say?
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"His and Whoever"?
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Babe, you're just taking shorts
and T-shirts to Reno, right?
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- Yeah. It's gonna be hot.
- Oh. It's gonna be hot.
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Oh. Right.
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It's gonna be so hot.
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I can still hear you.
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Honey, are you gonna
be okay this weekend?
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Why don't you make plans with the girls?
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Jill's busy, Wendy's working,
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and... Marjorie and Victor
are spending the weekend
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rediscovering their love.
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- Oosh.
- Ugh.
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I need some chocolate syrup.
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This isn't sweet enough.
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I'm worried about her.
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Me, too. You think we
should postpone this trip?
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No way. I can still worry about
her while I'm on top of you
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looking at some mountain
and some parking lot.
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You know, honey, we could
go away together anytime.
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I would not take it personally
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if you went with her instead of me.
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You're so sweet.
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So what's the sporting event
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you don't want to miss this weekend?
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I'll admit, when I booked this trip,
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that I did not know Edmonton and Calgary
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would make it to a game seven.
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And let me guess... Those two teams
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don't like each other very much.
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Oh, it's gonna get a little chippy.
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But I really do think
that you should take her
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and get her mind off Patrick.
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Trust me, she's gonna be okay.
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She's stronger than she looks,
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thanks to a lifetime of disappointment.
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We didn't have any chocolate syrup,
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so I just rolled it in
sugar and Froot Loops.
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I might have invented something great.
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You are so lucky to have Adam.
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What a sweet guy to
give up his trip for me.
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He shouldn't get the credit for this.
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This was my idea.
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He pushed back pretty
hard, but I said, "No,
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my Christy needs this "
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I half believed you until
you said "my Christy."
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Yeah, I got greedy.
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You know, it'd be a lot easier
for you to forget Patrick
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if you got off his Instagram page.
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I'm not looking at him.
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I'm looking at the
giant ring he gave her.
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How many karats do you think that is?
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Am I focusing on the massive one
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in the middle or the
little ones worshipping it?
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Not helpful.
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All it tells me is
someone's overcompensating.
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Actually, no.
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He was pretty good
in that department.
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Really?
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He looks like a guy
who'd have a wee dingle.
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A wee dingle?
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Yeah. Like a strawberry
peeking up out of the leaves.
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You can tell by looking at a guy?
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Measure the distance between
their eyes, multiply by three.
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This is what it would look like on me.
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Yeah, but if you took the ring,
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you'd have to take the
guy that came with it,
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and you didn't want him.
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You know what? You're right.
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I'm always right.
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Name one other time
you were right, ever.
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Titanic.
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What, that you didn't go on it?
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The movie.
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Everyone said it was no good,
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and I said, "Give this
little boat picture a try."
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What are you talking about?
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It's the most popular movie of all time.
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Thanks to me.
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? Somewhere out there ?
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? Beneath the pale moonlight ?
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? Why ?
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? Do, dah-dah, Dee... ?
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What are you doing?
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I'm singing the Titanic song.
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That's Fievel, the mouse
from An American Tail.
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We'll rent it tonight. You'll see.
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Ooh! Ice cream.
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What? We're almost there.
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DQ! DQ! Exit, exit, exit!
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No! You can get ice cream at the hotel.
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We came here to make me feel better,
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and a chocolate Blizzard
would make me feel better.
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DQ! DQ!
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DQ! DQ! DQ!
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- DQ! DQ!
- This may be why I disappeared so much
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- when you were a kid.
- DQ! DQ!
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DQ! DQ! DQ! DQ!
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? Even though I know how
very far apart we are ?
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? It makes me happy to think ?
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? We might be wishing
on the same star... ?
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What is happening here?
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Love theme from Titanic.
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What can I do you for, Officer?
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Any reason you don't
have plates on this car?
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We don't?
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Well, uh, daughter's car.
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She's inside getting ice cream.
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You're gonna have to
take it up with her.
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You're the only one here,
so I'm taking it up with you.
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Okay.
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If I had to hazard a guess... New car,
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plates are probably in a pile
of unopened bills on her desk,
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and if you bug her about it,
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you're gonna get a bit of an earful.
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Hmm. License and registration.
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Man, must be a slow
crime day in... nowhere.
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This make you feel like a big man?
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Ow! Pinchy! Pinchy!
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I was gone for five minutes!
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What did you do?
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I ran out on some parking
tickets 20 years ago,
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which wasn't a problem
until we came to Nevada,
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and you didn't put
your license plates on!
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I told you I'll get to it.
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Oh. Okay then. No hurry.
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All right, let's go.
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Wait, wait, wait. Give me a lick
of that before they lock me up.
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Ooh. Brain freeze! Brain freeze!
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Can you actually type
with those sausages?
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I do all right.
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Well, pick up the pace.
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We've got hot stone massages at 5:00.
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I told you, this one's
got a mouth on her.
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Check out the space between his eyes.
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Hey, hey, no talking in code.
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Listen, Officer, this is all my fault.
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I'm the one who forgot to
put the plates on my car.
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Hey, Sarg, you want me
to write her up for that?
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I could write her up for that.
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Look, Terry,
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why don't you head over
to the middle school,
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and see if they finished
repainting that crosswalk?
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On it. Call me if things go
sideways with String Bean.
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That's you.
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We have codes, too.
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All right, Ms. Plunkett, follow me.
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Oh. Oh, come on.
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Is this really necessary?
Can't we just pay?
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Oh, sure, if you have $2,185.
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Get in there.
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If you don't want me in
here for murder, call Adam,
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have him transfer the
money to your account,
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and then go to an ATM and get it.
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Is there a bank nearby?
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No, but there's a hotel
12 miles south of here
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with a high-limit ATM.
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Okay, I'll be back as soon as I can.
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Hey, real quick.
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Isn't that a lot of ring
for someone you just met?
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- Go!
- Right, right.
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- Hotel, 12 miles north.
- South! South! Got it.
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So which gang do I have
to join to survive in here?
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Wait. She's actually
in a little jail cell
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like Otis the drunk?
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I don't know who that is.
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You know, Mayberry? Andy Griffith, Opie.
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- Adam.
- It's so funny.
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Otis would get drunk and
then lock himself in the cell.
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Boy, self, cell, that's hard to say.
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Do you get high the minute
my mom goes out of town?
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Eh, pretty much.
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Can you transfer the bail money or not?
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You get a video of her
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raking a tin cup across the bars.
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I don't get that either.
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Stop being old and
just send me the money.
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Yeah, yeah. How much was it again?
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$2,150.
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I can handle the rest.
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Well, how much is the rest?
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$35.
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I'll send it right now.
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Thanks. Bye.
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Mmm.
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Oh, yeah.
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Uh...
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Can I ask you a question?
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I don't know. I'm pretty busy in here.
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How did you rack up 17 parking
tickets over one weekend?
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What the hell was
going on December, 1999?
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Y2K was going on.
258
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A lot of dummies thought
the world was gonna end.
259
00:11:24,778 --> 00:11:26,313
Not just dummies.
260
00:11:27,030 --> 00:11:28,563
Continue.
261
00:11:29,445 --> 00:11:33,668
I had this boyfriend, Dale... Dwayne...
262
00:11:33,958 --> 00:11:35,764
that doesn't matter.
263
00:11:35,789 --> 00:11:37,622
Anyway we realized, people freaking out,
264
00:11:37,624 --> 00:11:39,174
good time to sell a lot of drugs.
265
00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:41,543
So we hopped in our car
with our hearts full of hope
266
00:11:41,545 --> 00:11:44,045
and a trash bag full
of Mexican Quaaludes.
267
00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:47,682
You do know you have the
right to remain silent?
268
00:11:47,684 --> 00:11:49,968
Yeah, that's never been my thing.
269
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:52,303
Anyway, we promptly got really high
270
00:11:52,305 --> 00:11:53,972
and forgot where we parked the car.
271
00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,118
Donny.
272
00:11:55,384 --> 00:11:58,135
No.
273
00:12:00,743 --> 00:12:02,212
Hey, honey.
274
00:12:02,993 --> 00:12:05,220
What'd she do now?
275
00:12:05,786 --> 00:12:07,501
Oh, God.
276
00:12:08,822 --> 00:12:12,368
No. I-I can't pick her up.
I have someone in the cell.
277
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,816
Well, then, just let her sit there.
278
00:12:15,912 --> 00:12:18,797
That'll teach her... something?
279
00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:23,786
Yeah, a-all right. All right.
I-I got to go.
280
00:12:28,136 --> 00:12:29,302
What'd she do?
281
00:12:29,593 --> 00:12:31,071
Huh? What?
282
00:12:31,344 --> 00:12:33,011
I know what a "my daughter screwed up"
283
00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:34,103
phone call sounds like.
284
00:12:34,324 --> 00:12:37,232
- You got one, too?
- You just met her.
285
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:38,850
Oh, she seemed okay.
286
00:12:38,852 --> 00:12:41,361
Yeah, sure, now, after I cleaned her up.
287
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:43,477
I pretty much saved her life.
288
00:12:43,502 --> 00:12:46,003
Drugs, alcohol, stripping, gambling...
289
00:12:46,028 --> 00:12:47,861
Name a problem, she's had it.
290
00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:49,368
Gambling?
291
00:12:49,780 --> 00:12:52,603
We lost our house 'cause
the Packers didn't cover.
292
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:54,798
- Huh.
- What?
293
00:12:55,704 --> 00:12:57,752
Well, I just sent her
294
00:12:57,754 --> 00:13:00,321
to an ATM machine in
the middle of a casino.
295
00:13:02,595 --> 00:13:04,165
Huh.
296
00:13:23,363 --> 00:13:24,813
Mom's in jail. Mom's in jail.
297
00:13:24,815 --> 00:13:26,114
Mom's in jail.
298
00:13:33,865 --> 00:13:35,360
Oh God.
299
00:13:35,385 --> 00:13:37,352
Oh, come on. It's not
the end of the world.
300
00:13:37,377 --> 00:13:38,827
I took a swing at my teacher
301
00:13:38,829 --> 00:13:40,245
when I was your daughter's age.
302
00:13:40,598 --> 00:13:42,662
And look at you now.
303
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:45,974
I just don't get it.
304
00:13:46,219 --> 00:13:49,187
For 15 years, Sarah was my little girl.
305
00:13:49,212 --> 00:13:51,162
She told me everything.
306
00:13:51,187 --> 00:13:53,520
And one day, she walks into her bedroom,
307
00:13:53,593 --> 00:13:55,310
she closes the door,
308
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:57,263
and I haven't seen her since.
309
00:13:57,597 --> 00:14:00,098
I got news for you, it's
only gonna get harder.
310
00:14:00,217 --> 00:14:01,575
But don't give up on her.
311
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,735
Sure, you're gonna want to
pack your bags and take off,
312
00:14:03,737 --> 00:14:05,982
leave her to fend for herself,
and who could blame you?
313
00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:08,189
Who does that to a child?
314
00:14:09,186 --> 00:14:11,252
No one.
315
00:14:12,612 --> 00:14:15,446
You kinda sounded like
you were ready to split.
316
00:14:15,448 --> 00:14:17,499
- I just said it was hard.
- All right, all right.
317
00:14:17,501 --> 00:14:19,221
I was just working with
what you were giving me.
318
00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:21,564
Another soda?
319
00:14:21,589 --> 00:14:23,422
I'm good.
320
00:14:27,697 --> 00:14:29,971
So what's to stop me from just
321
00:14:29,996 --> 00:14:31,907
making a run for it right now?
322
00:14:31,932 --> 00:14:33,515
Nothing, really.
323
00:14:33,517 --> 00:14:35,717
But it's 110 degrees out there
324
00:14:35,719 --> 00:14:37,602
and we're in the middle of nowhere.
325
00:14:37,604 --> 00:14:39,807
Right. Right.
326
00:14:55,406 --> 00:14:57,039
Yo-leven!
327
00:15:00,327 --> 00:15:03,103
Don't you leave, sugar,
you're my good luck.
328
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:04,662
Let her ride!
329
00:15:16,509 --> 00:15:19,127
It's...
330
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:21,236
hot out there.
331
00:15:27,354 --> 00:15:28,780
You see any snakes?
332
00:15:28,805 --> 00:15:30,171
Six.
333
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:31,612
Yeah.
334
00:15:37,614 --> 00:15:39,280
Come on, baby, work with me.
335
00:15:39,282 --> 00:15:41,452
Anything but seven. Anything but seven.
336
00:15:43,370 --> 00:15:44,530
Seven out.
337
00:15:44,555 --> 00:15:48,006
No! That's my mom's bail money!
338
00:15:48,008 --> 00:15:50,375
I can give you a coupon to the buffet.
339
00:15:51,088 --> 00:15:53,297
Can I bet it?
340
00:15:56,219 --> 00:15:58,132
You are paying me a
hundred dollars an hour;
341
00:15:58,134 --> 00:15:59,934
at some point, we should
probably work on your serve.
342
00:15:59,936 --> 00:16:01,936
Oh, please, we both know
343
00:16:01,938 --> 00:16:03,771
I'm a better tennis player than you.
344
00:16:09,613 --> 00:16:10,945
Oh, my God, what?
345
00:16:10,947 --> 00:16:13,147
I'm in the middle of a tennis lesson.
346
00:16:13,149 --> 00:16:15,533
I am so sorry, but it's an emergency.
347
00:16:15,535 --> 00:16:16,901
My mom just got arrested
348
00:16:16,903 --> 00:16:18,569
and I need to borrow two grand for bail.
349
00:16:18,571 --> 00:16:20,905
- Arrested?
- Yeah.
350
00:16:20,907 --> 00:16:22,624
It happened five minutes ago.
351
00:16:22,626 --> 00:16:24,909
You're the first person
I thought of to call.
352
00:16:24,911 --> 00:16:27,578
Aw. Aw.
353
00:16:29,082 --> 00:16:31,165
Text me something about your account.
354
00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:33,251
I got to go. Bye.
355
00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:38,923
This is her last year.
356
00:16:38,925 --> 00:16:40,591
She's adorable.
357
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:42,427
This is her now.
358
00:16:42,429 --> 00:16:44,606
Wow, that's a lot of eyeliner.
359
00:16:44,931 --> 00:16:47,682
Yeah, and you really notice it
360
00:16:47,684 --> 00:16:49,575
since she shaved her head.
361
00:16:50,858 --> 00:16:53,194
Uh, Christy was a pretty
difficult teenager, too,
362
00:16:53,219 --> 00:16:56,107
though... some of that was
hormones from the pregnancy.
363
00:16:56,109 --> 00:16:58,109
- Oh, God.
- Just keep trying.
364
00:16:58,111 --> 00:16:59,694
She's gonna keep pushing you away,
365
00:16:59,696 --> 00:17:01,946
but one day that bedroom
door will open again
366
00:17:01,948 --> 00:17:03,585
and she'll be glad
you're standing there.
367
00:17:03,950 --> 00:17:06,538
- I hope you're right.
- I'm always right.
368
00:17:07,647 --> 00:17:10,015
Never in a million years
would I have thought
369
00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:11,956
I'd have such a wonderful,
loving relationship
370
00:17:11,958 --> 00:17:13,508
- with my daughter.
- Mom.
371
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:14,792
Where the hell have you been?
372
00:17:14,794 --> 00:17:16,397
I thought you left me here to rot!
373
00:17:16,422 --> 00:17:17,897
Darling.
374
00:17:18,711 --> 00:17:20,210
I'm sorry.
375
00:17:20,235 --> 00:17:22,468
We'll talk about it in
the car. Pay the man.
376
00:17:22,869 --> 00:17:24,390
I can't.
377
00:17:26,468 --> 00:17:30,085
Oh, God, Christy, you
gambled Adam's money.
378
00:17:30,335 --> 00:17:32,116
I did.
379
00:17:32,141 --> 00:17:33,807
So then I called Jill.
380
00:17:33,832 --> 00:17:36,296
And you gambled Jill's money, too?
381
00:17:37,952 --> 00:17:39,951
It all happened so fast.
382
00:17:40,585 --> 00:17:43,413
I'm not sure I understand pai gow.
383
00:17:44,093 --> 00:17:47,625
So what, I'm gonna do hard
time for parking tickets?
384
00:17:47,627 --> 00:17:50,078
Yes... 'cause your daughter's a loser.
385
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,996
That's why Patrick
didn't want to be with me,
386
00:17:51,998 --> 00:17:53,664
that's why I didn't get into law school,
387
00:17:53,666 --> 00:17:55,466
that's why I hit on a soft 19.
388
00:17:55,468 --> 00:17:57,476
- Oof.
- I know, right?
389
00:17:58,691 --> 00:18:01,780
Okay. Well, what time's dinner?
390
00:18:02,770 --> 00:18:04,272
You know, Bonnie,
391
00:18:04,691 --> 00:18:07,609
these computers can be a bit glitchy.
392
00:18:07,634 --> 00:18:09,514
Damn it, Gene, I've
got enough on my plate
393
00:18:09,516 --> 00:18:11,483
without worrying about your problems.
394
00:18:12,608 --> 00:18:14,569
I'm saying,
395
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,821
maybe your arrest record
396
00:18:16,823 --> 00:18:18,241
somehow disappeared.
397
00:18:18,742 --> 00:18:20,191
How about...
398
00:18:20,193 --> 00:18:22,243
you take care of your daughter,
399
00:18:22,245 --> 00:18:24,028
I'll go take care of mine?
400
00:18:24,030 --> 00:18:26,186
- Really?
- Really.
401
00:18:26,533 --> 00:18:28,199
Christy, go outside and
pull the car right up
402
00:18:28,201 --> 00:18:30,284
to the front door and
blast the air conditioning.
403
00:18:30,286 --> 00:18:31,919
That I can do.
404
00:18:31,921 --> 00:18:33,491
Watch out for snakes.
405
00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:39,127
Thank you.
406
00:18:40,296 --> 00:18:41,796
And hang in there with your daughter.
407
00:18:41,798 --> 00:18:43,214
Don't be discouraged by this.
408
00:18:43,216 --> 00:18:44,432
Roger that.
409
00:18:44,936 --> 00:18:47,135
- Bonnie?
- Yeah.
410
00:18:47,137 --> 00:18:49,585
Never come back to Nevada.
411
00:18:50,448 --> 00:18:52,648
I'll add it to the list.
412
00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:00,689
Hey, you missed the exit for the spa.
413
00:19:01,035 --> 00:19:03,368
- We can't go to the spa.
- Why not?
414
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:04,943
Because I don't deserve it.
415
00:19:05,923 --> 00:19:07,937
Stupid pai gow.
416
00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:10,537
I do. I'm covered in jail stink,
417
00:19:10,562 --> 00:19:11,905
and I'm getting a salt scrub.
418
00:19:11,930 --> 00:19:13,242
I don't know what it is, I may hate it,
419
00:19:13,267 --> 00:19:14,266
but I'm getting it.
420
00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:16,124
Followed by a selection
of artisanal cheeses
421
00:19:16,149 --> 00:19:17,765
I saw on the website.
422
00:19:19,438 --> 00:19:20,836
That does sound nice.
423
00:19:20,861 --> 00:19:22,528
Oh, no cheese for you.
You're staying in the room.
424
00:19:22,553 --> 00:19:24,266
You can look out the window,
but only at the parking lot,
425
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:25,674
not at the mountain.
426
00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:28,331
That seems fair.
427
00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:31,330
Okay, I'll double back.
428
00:19:39,508 --> 00:19:40,772
Son of a bitch.
429
00:19:40,797 --> 00:19:43,298
You didn't do anything
illegal in Nevada, did you?
430
00:19:44,981 --> 00:19:46,698
I guess we're gonna find out.
431
00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:52,390
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