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A place in Denmark
there is an idyllic -
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- a very idyllic - neighbourhood.
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Here is a big old house
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located in a big old garden.
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In the one corner of the garden,
that borders on the road -
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- is a big old tree.
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- and inside the head of
managing director Benesen -
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- who lives in the house -
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- this film, that we are about
to watch - takes place.
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The scene is like this:
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As you can see -
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- a typical residental road
- from the better half
of the kingdom.
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This is the house -
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- The road -
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- and the tree.
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And around the house is the garden
with a swimming pool and all.
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The tree had to be
right at roadside.
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We had to look for that
when we made the film.
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We needed a treetop that was reaching over
both the road and the garden.
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During the film it turns out,
that the tree -
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- contrary to the most trees -
- is inhabited!
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The owner of the house
slowly realize that.
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That the tree is inhabited can be seen -
- from both the road and the garden.
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But don't consider it a film about the specific
problems of the home owners.
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Nor is it a film about the high-class
garden society.
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I'd rather say its a film about something
that everyone have lived through:
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It's a film about the last
five years of Danish history.
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The five bewitched years,
as we could call them -
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- At least if we see it from the
p.o.v. of such a home owner.
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I'm tempted to call it a
'documentary farce' -
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- If one can possibly
grasp that concept.
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But, it's not possible!
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So, you better not
think about it at all.
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Forget about that
you saw me.
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Lean back in your chair.
Hold tight or let go.
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The most truthful I can say about the film
we're about to watch is -
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- that it will start in about
15 seconds.
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We are now showing Jess �rnbo's
'flying drama' Hashtr�et.
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Starring J�rgen Ryg as managing director
Ben O. Benesen.
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Charlotte V�htz as his wife,
Mrs. Benesen.
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- and Ulrich Krenchel as
Benny Mahaghandi Olsen.
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No no, thats no good!
No that will never work!
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Come on!
Jump!
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Start flying, man!
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Go! Jump!
Come on!
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No!
No!
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Ever since the Missus came up with
the idea of a seperate bedroom -
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- the mr. director has been having
very vivid dreams!
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Good morning!
'morning!
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Hello!
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Hello there!?!
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Are you deaf?
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What...
What is that mess all about?
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Do you know anything about it?
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What is the meaning of that?
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Hello?
Hello??
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Hello?
You there??
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Damn those trees!
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They are damn dusty.
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What's up with all that filth?
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- And why on my ground?
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What do you think we
pay our taxes for?
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You there!
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What would you do
without me?
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Well,
What would he do?
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Listen!
Don't give me that tone!
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I am employed by the municipal!
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Maybe it was possible to
rationalize the work -
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- if people started sending
their garbage through mail?
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What do you think?
It would also look so funny -
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- seeing people stand in line at the post office
to get rid of their garbage.
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"Miss, I have 5 kilos of left-overs
and some tin cans -
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- I'd like to send from Frederiksberg."
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Or this one:
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"Miss, I have some underweight
potato peelings -
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- and some tea leaves I'd like
to send registered to Holte"
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"You want a return?" the cow asks -
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- because she used to work at DSB!
(Danish State Railway)
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Holy crap!
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It's terrible with all
the homeless people.
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They keep getting
younger and younger.
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And now they don't even want to
live with their parents anymore.
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There is a movement, who call
themselves "De lange senge" (???).
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They have established themselves at the
public toilets at the town square.
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Two police officers were injured there,
when they tried to wash their hands.
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Principal Berthelsen has died!
Only 20 years old.
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He was the one with braids,
and who was progressive.
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And Rundet�rn!
(The Round Tower)
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They want to use the interior
of Rundet�rn for sledging!
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There are demonstrations around
at schools regarding Rundet�rn -
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- going by the motto:
"Death to the tourists - Them fascist pigs"
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Ehh...The Common Market!...
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Yes...the tourists...
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There was a young man who burned his mother
alive because she was cursing!
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And all those demonstrations
at the schools!
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They have establihsed activist groups with
the aim of harassing the tourists!
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The...ehh..tourist pigs!
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They have bashed the windows
at Hotel Hot Dog.
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Do you understand why they want
to harass all those tourists?
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Why couldn't they just settle with the Japanese,
or something like that?
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And yet another new movement again:
"The Flying Dogs"
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Well, sure!
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They wanna be like birds again!
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They claim that humans are
descended from flying monkeys!
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It should be a scientific fact -
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- that the neanderthal man had
wing membrane under the arms -
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- Let alone the
pre-...pre-...pre-...
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- Pre-humanoids!
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Apart from this, in the Bible there
should already be evidence for -
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- that the human contains air!
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Anatomically the human is constructed
to be able to look upwards.
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We are the only animals who have
left the 'smelling'-phase for real.
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They say that the aeroplane is only a
perverted digression!
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A derailment of the human's desire
for treading in the heavens.
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That's why its essentially important
to live in the mountains!
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The mountains!
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Or in tall trees!
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You always have to exagerate!
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Now I'm seriously tired of
all your marmelade!
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Brother!
Why do you pursue this suitcase?
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Don't you know that it too
is a living being?
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You are under arrest!
For attempted smuggling of narcotics.
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Brother!
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They are drugs for flying,
which I use in my lessons.
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You are under arrest!
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"Lesson 23 -
Fly away by using pill"
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Oksely!
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I'm getting tired of Miss Jensen.
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If you just stayed at the table while eating
such things would never happen.
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I don't like how she
makes the bed!
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She is a bit tense.
That's all.
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Who is it, that keeps
stealing of the food?
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And how come things are
disappearing from the pantry?
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I wonder who drank the last
half of my bottle of malt beer?
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Which I most certaintly
placed in the fridge!
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With a cork in it!!!!
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The only matrimonial treatment
you ever offer me -
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- is when I have a hair
in my marmelade!
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Even at our honeymoon
you were shedding hair -
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- It made a small bald spot
everytime you got excited.
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When you had shed all your hair
it was also over with the excitement!
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God morning!
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Tell me, don't you think there is
a funny smell here?
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Of something disgusting?
Like something burnt?
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A smell!?!
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Ehhh..no, no!
Ehhh hehe...
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Eww...nasty!
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No! no! ehhh...
Don't..don't
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And if you think you become more
attractive with all that perfume -
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- you keep pouring on you,
and that Teddy-bear-haircut you have.
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You're so damn bald that a fly would
be slipping if it sat down there.
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By the way, my mother is coming today
and she'll probably stay for dinner.
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Why don't you go to the cinema
and have dinner out?
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Me???
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You should wait until around
23 before returning -
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- or you can always call.
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Me???
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Yeah, by god this is not how I want
to show you to everybody!
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It might be that my mother
brings along some friends.
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If it last longer you can
always check into a hotel!
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Tell me, is this the place
with that terrible smell?
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Are you burning garbage
in the garden, or what?
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It smells awfull!
Please stop it this instant!
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Let me tell you why....!
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The other day...
The other day...around 15 pm -
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- the patrolling police discovered
a gas leak in our garden.
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- Gas?
Yes, Gas!
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They had to dig quite deep, but they
were assisted by a digging police-dog.
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After just 400 meters down,
the smell was unmistakable!
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After 700 meters down,
it was unbearable!
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A totally pungent stench,
I can assure you!
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At 2 km deep in
the ground, the dog -
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- who had been digging so diligent -
- died! -
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- by gas poisoning!
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Even though it had been
inoculated against gas!
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Now, two of the officers started
to push aside the dirt -
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- and I tell you what:
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At a depth of 5.368 meter
there was a gas cooker!
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A gas cooker!!
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- riddled with bulletholes
from several machineguns!
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So the gas was leaking
out all over the place!
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And it was long since it had killed the duck,
that was inside the oven...waiting.
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Ohhh...It was such a...
typical duck!
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Black around it's eyes -
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- and a little melancholic mustache.
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And from a hole in the
side of that poor animal -
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- it's sweat was pouring out,
while it was groaning:
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"We will never go home!"
"We will never go home!"
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The first condition for
being able to fly -
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- is to inhale deep.
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Very deep!
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No breath,
no flying!
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Control over your breathing,
is control over the air.
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So when we smoke it is simply
to hold on the air better.
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If we don't hold on
tight our breath -
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- It will slip away from us!
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It floats away without
bringing us along.
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To smoke, -
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- is to master the
air around us -
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- so it will keep us
up there!
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Let us think about,
how we can learn -
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- from our brothers,
- the birds.
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He who graps the little
bird by the hand -
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- is he who graps
the mother's breasts.
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No breath,
no flying!
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The first condition for
being able to fly -
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- is to inhale deep.
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Very deep!!
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I told you nothing good
would come of spying on her.
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If she really is the one who took
all the food from the kitchen,
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- why would she be eating it when
strolling around the living rooms?
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Especially not when she is
working at the same time?
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00:44:12,274 --> 00:44:15,796
Besides, why would she start stealing
of the food all of a sudden?
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I think she's having problems!
Sexual related problems!
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She is compulsively eating!
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She stuffs herself!
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Maybe she is trying
to get back at someone!
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00:44:38,996 --> 00:44:43,821
And look what I found
under the couch!
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A tooth pick!
A used tooth pick!
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And I also know where
she takes the food for eating -
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- even though we
cannot follow her.
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Don't you find it paradoxical that she
goes so often to the bathroom?
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I've compared it with you!
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I'll show you.
I've written down everything in my notebook.
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Look!
Last thursday, for instance:
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You went to the bathroom six times.
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She went there 26 times!
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So you're spying on us?
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- Even though you're the one sitting still, and
she is the one walking around sweating.
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I know that kind of perverts!
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Once we had one who took
cookies from the box -
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- and ate them in the bathroom!
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They were crunshing!
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I tell you the crumbs were crunshing
when you went out there!
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00:55:10,914 --> 00:55:12,441
Why are you snooping around?
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00:55:14,025 --> 00:55:15,602
Why are you not sleeping?
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I can't sleep with that
flower around!
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That smell it has!
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It is so revolting!
And unnatural!
240
00:55:25,117 --> 00:55:26,779
But it's not even
in your room!?!
241
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:28,977
- But I still...
- It's placed in the living room.
242
00:55:30,087 --> 00:55:31,754
But I can still smell it!
243
00:55:39,574 --> 00:55:41,727
I tried to place it
in the dining room.
244
00:55:41,728 --> 00:55:46,203
But even though I lock the door,
the smell get's up several floors.
245
00:55:48,660 --> 00:55:51,892
You are so...weird!
246
00:58:13,718 --> 00:58:18,822
What�s up with you?
Who caught you?
247
00:58:19,749 --> 00:58:23,209
Who locked you up
in this big cage?
248
00:58:26,184 --> 00:58:28,624
Poor little monko-bongo (???)
249
00:58:30,317 --> 00:58:32,605
But it sure is a nice little
nest you got here, huh?
250
00:58:32,606 --> 00:58:33,243
Excuse me!
251
00:58:33,244 --> 00:58:38,331
- A real monkey house!
With cornice, weldings, flush and all that.
252
00:58:42,776 --> 00:58:46,608
You're not afraid are you?
Don't be afraid!
253
00:58:47,692 --> 00:58:52,978
The Zoo with a swimmingpool
and an automatic solar clock!
254
00:58:54,127 --> 00:58:57,060
How is it going with the small
things there on your head?
255
00:58:57,865 --> 00:58:59,900
No one has been helping you
get rid of fleas lately, huh?
256
00:58:59,901 --> 00:59:04,496
Come to daddy and have a little peanut?
A little peanut?
257
00:59:04,497 --> 00:59:05,617
Say what?
258
00:59:05,618 --> 00:59:08,601
How about a hat?
You want me to find you a hat?
259
00:59:08,602 --> 00:59:13,455
A real old school cirkus hat?
Huh? How about it?
260
00:59:14,295 --> 00:59:17,087
No?
But...
261
00:59:17,774 --> 00:59:22,318
You're not afraid are you?
Have no fear!
262
00:59:25,794 --> 00:59:29,125
So what's an old chimpanzee like
you doing all day here all alone?
263
00:59:29,750 --> 00:59:31,629
In such a big monkeyfarm.
264
00:59:33,548 --> 00:59:36,466
What are you doing?
Are you allright?
265
00:59:44,068 --> 00:59:45,720
That's enough!!!
266
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:36,674
The waves are
stumbling over my feet.
267
01:01:39,435 --> 01:01:42,368
I will come to you
across the oceans!
268
01:01:43,971 --> 01:01:47,634
Hello!
Hello Istanbul!
269
01:01:56,842 --> 01:01:58,642
Miss Jensen!
270
01:02:00,153 --> 01:02:02,721
Have I not forbid you to
have parties in the garden?
271
01:02:02,722 --> 01:02:04,506
But my dear friend!
272
01:02:07,384 --> 01:02:10,968
I told you!
She is in season!
273
01:02:14,688 --> 01:02:16,649
They come all the way into
the garden to get her!
274
01:02:16,650 --> 01:02:19,401
They sit in the
trees waiting for her.
275
01:02:20,027 --> 01:02:24,144
What did I say?
What did I say??
276
01:02:26,489 --> 01:02:28,104
Who was right?
277
01:02:29,816 --> 01:02:30,911
Can you hear me?
278
01:02:34,006 --> 01:02:35,776
You have been
caught red-handed!
279
01:02:35,777 --> 01:02:38,790
I forbid you to sit in there!
I won't have it!
280
01:02:38,791 --> 01:02:42,434
If you don't get out at once,
the box with cookies will get locked away!
281
01:02:42,435 --> 01:02:44,973
I forbid you to sit in
there crunshing!
282
01:02:46,198 --> 01:02:48,527
I will not have all that
crunshing in there!
283
01:02:54,458 --> 01:03:02,257
We are totally boundless now
We are totally boundless now!
284
01:03:08,168 --> 01:03:16,168
We are totally boundless!
We are totally boundless!
285
01:07:06,911 --> 01:07:11,160
Without nakedness
no flying!
286
01:07:12,143 --> 01:07:15,649
How could you possibly drift
through the oceanic sky -
287
01:07:15,650 --> 01:07:20,228
- if your clotches are weighing you down and
pulling your bodies towards the ground.
288
01:07:20,229 --> 01:07:24,667
Your skin is a privilege
that demands air!
289
01:07:25,852 --> 01:07:29,404
And look!
You have the shape of a bird!
290
01:07:30,155 --> 01:07:33,079
You're curved as
the wings of a bird.
291
01:07:33,744 --> 01:07:39,133
The aerodynamic principle has
been imprinted in your bodies.
292
01:07:40,452 --> 01:07:44,661
You have the heavenly escape
in your limbs.
293
01:07:44,662 --> 01:07:51,691
Curved but slender at the same time.
That's how you float through space...
294
01:08:03,923 --> 01:08:08,518
Brother!
Why are you cutting this tree?
295
01:08:08,851 --> 01:08:12,047
This springboard for
the birds of heaven?
296
01:08:13,026 --> 01:08:16,604
You are not suppossed to
make cuts in the Universe -
297
01:08:17,639 --> 01:08:20,895
- You should be sowing it together!
298
01:08:32,145 --> 01:08:35,350
Ehh...they are sowing
the universe back together!
299
01:09:09,089 --> 01:09:11,143
Well....ehhh...
300
01:09:21,239 --> 01:09:23,053
You see..ehhh..
301
01:09:23,054 --> 01:09:26,660
Outside, where I live.
At our adress...
302
01:09:26,661 --> 01:09:30,131
Ehhh..where we are located...
303
01:09:33,147 --> 01:09:37,212
Ehh..Ehh...well...
we live there too!
304
01:09:37,213 --> 01:09:38,850
On the adress!
305
01:09:38,851 --> 01:09:42,291
Well of course the adress was
already there when we moved in.
306
01:09:42,688 --> 01:09:47,411
But ehh there is also a tree.
A very big tree..yes.
307
01:09:47,412 --> 01:09:50,642
Very tall and very
wide on all sides.
308
01:09:50,643 --> 01:09:54,416
Unfortunately the branches are situated in
a way that makes it possible -
309
01:09:54,417 --> 01:09:57,609
- if you're a very malicious person -
310
01:09:58,473 --> 01:10:01,686
- to climb up in that very same tree!
311
01:10:23,364 --> 01:10:27,883
A tall tree you say?
But...
312
01:10:27,884 --> 01:10:30,483
How old is your wife?
313
01:10:30,866 --> 01:10:31,973
What does that have
to do with anything?
314
01:10:31,974 --> 01:10:35,454
My wife has been over the
tree-climbing age for a very long time!
315
01:10:36,317 --> 01:10:38,699
But perhaps she is good looking?
316
01:10:38,700 --> 01:10:41,285
If she is good looking?
Please, give me a break!
317
01:10:46,459 --> 01:10:50,386
Hey hey!
Handcuff it!
318
01:10:56,777 --> 01:10:58,429
So why is she strolling
around undressed?
319
01:10:58,430 --> 01:11:01,000
Why is she exposing herself?
320
01:11:02,076 --> 01:11:04,789
Something in your statement
doesn't make sense.
321
01:11:04,790 --> 01:11:05,883
Exposing herself???
322
01:11:05,884 --> 01:11:09,678
Why the hell would she be exposing herself?
She looks her best in a fur coat!
323
01:11:11,075 --> 01:11:13,859
So your wife is extremely hairy?
324
01:11:18,741 --> 01:11:21,852
"no no...well...ehhh..
" I asure you I didn't know..."
325
01:11:21,853 --> 01:11:25,054
You find it difficult to understand
what's going on around you, huh?
326
01:11:26,419 --> 01:11:29,220
You walk in here
complaining about a tree...
327
01:11:33,221 --> 01:11:36,569
"I asure you I did not see
the no parking sign"
328
01:11:36,570 --> 01:11:39,094
You ought to be happy
you have that tree -
329
01:11:39,095 --> 01:11:43,114
- so not everybody can see what
your wife is doing up there.
330
01:11:44,553 --> 01:11:48,949
She sits there screaming in the window frame
and drops her clothes down in the garden.
331
01:11:48,950 --> 01:11:51,568
Ehheh...
Well let me...
332
01:11:53,329 --> 01:11:55,614
But of course you know
nothing about it.
333
01:11:55,615 --> 01:11:57,535
As a matter of fact you actually
appear to be a bit infantile.
334
01:11:57,536 --> 01:11:58,747
Who do you think...!!
335
01:11:59,759 --> 01:12:02,713
Actually a bit underdeveloped -
336
01:12:02,714 --> 01:12:04,571
- A bit retarded!
337
01:12:04,572 --> 01:12:06,829
Maybe you were mentally
slow as a child?
338
01:12:06,830 --> 01:12:08,517
That's enough!!
339
01:12:59,066 --> 01:13:02,678
No! Let me out!
340
01:17:39,590 --> 01:17:41,430
I have teamed up with
the Hot Dog vendor.
341
01:17:41,431 --> 01:17:43,247
The other wagon
was way too small.
342
01:19:05,599 --> 01:19:07,906
Well..she can wait there
'till my next round!
343
01:22:47,560 --> 01:22:49,737
You better stay
indoor tonight.
344
01:22:50,105 --> 01:22:52,408
The Home Guard is doing an
exercise in our neighbourhood.
345
01:27:52,077 --> 01:27:56,558
Well, well.
Let's have some cookies tomorrow, huh?
346
01:28:02,708 --> 01:28:05,864
Well, there you are, sitting
in your little cage, huh?
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