All language subtitles for Kevin can wait s01e15

Hey,
what's going on here?

Oh, I am busy studying
for my LSATs,

so Chale
is making breakfast.

Isn't that sweet?

Does smell pretty good.
I got to be honest.

What is that?

It's a standard
English fry-up --

some sizzling bacon,

and I've Chaled it up
with some blood pudding.

Hard to ruin bacon,
but blood will do it.

Hey! Best news ever!

You know my friend Gina?

She started her own business
as a wedding planner.

Wow!

That is
the best news ever.

No, seriously,
that's better than the time

you remembered your password
for AOL.

Do you remember that?

That was awesome.

"Gabletown123" --
unlocked my whole life.

Anyway, Gina needs
to get her portfolio together,

and she agreed to do
your wedding for free!

Mom,
I-I already told you, okay?
I don't have time for that.

If I fail this test,
I don't get into law school.

I know, honey, but
you got to start planning --

unless you want to have your
wedding at a bowling alley.

I never said
I wanted that.

I just said they got
a very nice banquet room.

It's really nice.

Once the deejay starts,
you don't even
hear the bowling.

You don't hear it.

Okay, no, Mom,
thank you and thank Gina,

but, you know, we haven't
even set the date yet.

I know, but these things,
they take time,

and she's agreed
to do it for free,

so what ifIjust
sit down with her?

I can help out, too.
I'm pretty sure I'm open.

I'm open.

So, great. So, we'll just --
we'll get the ball rolling.

I mean, it can't hurt,
you know?

I heard "ball rolling."

I'm just gonna
throw this out there.

You do it at the bowling alley
before 3:00 on a weekday,

everybody gets
free hot dogs.

What do you say?

* I am not your ordinary guy

All right, who's up?
'Cause I got the last one.

I got the one before that.

Duffy, your turn.
No can do.

My mother won't give me
the PIN number
to the debit card

until I put tennis balls
on her walker.

It's a stand-off.

Hard to believe
a Victoria's Secret model

hasn't gobbled you up.

I know, right?

You know what?
I'll just get it myself.

Enzo, get us
another pitcher, bud.

Yeah.

Hey, is it me,
or is this snack mix stale?

It's the humidity.

You leave it out
three nights in a row,

it starts to turn on you.

I'll get you
some freshies.

By the way,
"fresh" means

they only stayed out
two nights.

Tough room.

Oh. Yeah.

You got one of
the spicy wasabi peas.

That's the thing with them --
they just -- they --

they just pop out
of nowhere --

I got you, buddy.

You all right?

You okay?

Wow.

Hey, you saved my life.

Oh, come on.
It's no big deal.

I'm a retired cop.
We see this thing
all the time.

No, no, no.
You don't understand.

My wife just had a baby.

I'm a new dad, and if
you're not standing here to --

to save me,
I don't make it home.

Can I --
Can I pick up your tab?

Can I buy you lunch?
No. No, no.
Don't do that.

I just --
It's not necessary.
Really.

Wow.
Yeah.

A humble hero.

You don't see that
every day.

Not every day, no.

Hey, if you need anything --
I mean anything at all, pal --

look, you just call me,
okay?

If I'm ever in the market
for carpeting,

I'll, uh...
I'll give you a jingle.

Actually, I don't sell the
carpeting -- just the padding.

Then I probably won't be
giving you a jingle.

Thanks anyway.
That's cool.

Have a good one.
You take care.

Yeah.

...humble hero.

Yeah.

That was crazy.

Something just amazing
happened.

I'll tell you what, boys --
Today, lunch is on me.

Hallelujah!

Ah, yes!
Nice!

Well, let's split a pie.

Ooh, look!
The Clams Montgomery
is back on the menu.

Ooh!

Enjoy it, my friend,
because you know what?

Today is a gift.

That's why they call it
the "present."

Isn't that
from "Kung Fu Panda"?

Yes, it is. Yeah.

Look, I'm just gonna come out
and say it, all right?

You see that guy right --

Okay, he's not there
right now.

He was just there
a second ago.

Anyway,
the guy was over there --
Hey, hey! Hey!
Kyle's on TV!

Kyle's on TV!

Oh! H-Hey!
Enzo, turn this up!

I'm like,
"Come on, little guy, jump."

And he did --
this guy right here.

Yeah!

Next thing you know,
Kelly,

I got this little fur ball
coming at me.

I didn't have time to think.

Instincts took over.

Kyle saved a cat?

Yeah. Wow.

It's funny, because,
actually at the bar --

Guy, Guy, shhhhh!

Thank you for saving
my best friend
in the whole wide world.

How much time are they
spending on this segment?

Must be a slow news day.

Guy!
Guy!
Guy!

Shh!

No need to thank me,
Blanca.

Comes with the territory.

Wow!

That was powerful.

Like a Christmas
beer commercial.

Guys, it's a cat.

I-I'm sorry. I just --

Goody, back me up here,
would you, please?

The little girl --

She got
her best friend back.

I'm just gonna come out
and say it, all right?

Five minutes ago, at that bar,
there was an actual person --

Hey, hey! hey!
There he is!
Did I miss it?

Now, Kendra's
tied up with school,

so this is all
just preliminary,
no pressure.

We just want to get
some ideas going, right?

Great. Let's jump in.
Yeah.

Flowers?
Oh-ho! Big fan.

Yeah, perfect,

because I know exactly
what Kendra would like --

Peruvian lilies.

Or really any lilies,
but it's got to be lilies.

Actually, I think
she prefers wildflowers.

Are those a thing?
Well --

They're a thing
if you're getting married

on the side of a highway.

This guy.

It's just, I'm pretty sure
that shewantedwildflowers.

Yeah, well, when she was 3,
shewanteda pony,

but she got a tricycle,

and she was
happy as a blue jay,
so lilies.

Okay. Thanks.

Uh, just spell it
"wildflowers."

Oh, you know what?
We don't have to decide now.

Um, let's put a pin
in the flower thing...

Okay.

...and let's talk music.

I plan on singing
my vows.

Aww!

Singing?

Oh! It's a wedding,
not an open-mic night.

Itisa wedding.

It ismywedding.

I know this great disco band.
They're so fun.

They pass out, like,
big sunglasses
and giant afro wigs.

Well, that's just south
of racist.

Excuse me?

All right.

All right, let's put
another pin in music

and talk dresses.

That seems safe.

You don't need to worry
about the dress,

because I have
my grandmother's.

Look at
the vintage lace.

It's beautiful.
And picture Kendra
with her hair up and --

and baby's breath.

Yes, I'm picturing her
wearing this

as I return home
from the Civil War.

**

What are you guys
doing over here?

This is gonna be our new table
from now on. It's special.

It's also
right by the dart board.

Do I need to remind you guys
what happened to One-Eyed Vic?

Formerly known as Vic?

Read the plaque, man.

"This table dedicated to
Massapequa Hero Kyle Gable"?

For the cat he saved.

I thought these tables
were supposed to be dedicated

to heroes --realheroes,
guys who lost their lives.

It's your brother.
Aren't you happy for him?

I'm happy for him.

I'm just worried
the customers here

are gonna be confused
on Enzo's "hero" policy.

I mean, look at this.

Over here, you got
dead, dead, dead,

a-and a guy
who caught a cat?

I mean, it's just confusing.
I'm just saying
it's confusing.

You know, if I didn't know
any better, I would say

you're just alittlebit jealous
of your brother.

Okay, I'm not
jealous ofanyone,all right?

Look,
he did something great.

It just...so happens
I did something greater.

Yesterday at this bar,
a guy started choking.

I gave him the Heimlich --
totally saved his life.

And you never said
anything about it?

No. 'Cause, unlike Kyle,
I don't need the attention.

I'm what's known
as a humble hero. Yeah.

All right,
aren't humble people

not supposed to say
that they're humble?

I didn't give myself the name.
That's what the guy called me.

I shouldn't
have to do this --

Hey, Enzo, Enzo.
Come over here, buddy.

Yeah.
Listen, yesterday --
can you tell these guys

the amazing thing
I did at the bar?

You bought
a pitcher of beer?

After that.

Uh, went and got snack mix,
came back --

You were hugging some guy.

I wasn't hugging him.
He couldn't breathe.

Probably
hugging him too hard.

You're a lot stronger
than you think.

You're like Lennie
in that book with the rabbit.

You know, the...

So, you did something
heroic,

but in your mind,
it doesn't count

'cause you didn't get credit
for it?

Exactly!

It's like when you leave a tip
at the deli, right?

Y-Y-You got to make sure
the guy slicing the meat

looks over and sees you
before you drop the money.

Oh. Yeah.

And just to play it safe,

you got to point at him
and be like,

"Hey, and that's for you
and all the boys back there,"

and then you shake the jar
a little.

Hey, da da da!

And I hate to bring up money,
but, you know,

the bride's family
pays for the wedding,

but our groom seems to think
he'scalling the shots.

It was a freakin' cat,
Donna.

I mean, they -- they literally
give them away for free.

And I don't care
what Chale says.

It's a beautiful dress.

You know,
try to adopt a puppy.

They do a whole background
check on you!

For a cat, they just throw it
in the back of your car

and they're like,
"Good luck. Take it easy."

I...

I hear you, but are --

are you listening
to anything I'm saying?

Yes, I heard you --
the wedding, your grandmother,

she never got to wear
the dress.

No, she got to wear the dress.
Inever got to wear the dress.

Well, you got to admit,
I was pretty close, though.

Inever got to wear
the dress.

Ohh.

Oh, maybe because of that
and we never had
a big wedding --

Oh, maybe I did make the day
all about me.

Wow.

Maybe I did that
with Kyle, too.

I mean, maybe I should've
just let him have his moment.

You know what?

I-- I'm gonna --
I'm gonna be a bigger person,

and I am just gonna
let this go.

Chale can have
his stupid
roadside hootenanny.

I don't care.

Yeah.

Kyle can have
his stupid table.
Yeah.

I'm letting it go, too,

'cause that's
what good people do.

And we are good people.

No, we aregreatpeople.

Yes.
Mm.

Good night.
Mwah! Okay.

I can't let this go.

Me neither!

Gentlemen,
what you're about to see

might be
a little unsettling,

but it shows
the frailty of life.

If this is that documentary on
how they make chicken nuggets,

I can't watch.

No, it's security footage
from that camera right there.

It's gonna show
my random act of kindness.

What up, boys?!

Hey!

You're killing me.
What are you looking at?

Oh, your brother saved
some guy from choking.

He's making us watch it.

Okay, no,
I'm making a point

about our culture
and its mixed-up values --

how saving a person is
somehow less important than...

Whatever.
You know what I'm saying.

All right, let's...

Hey, look,
you both did awesome things.

You saved a guy,
he saved a cat.

Actually,eightcats.
No.

Yeah,
Mittens was pregnant.

Aww!
Yeah. Yeah.

They had the kittens
last night, yeah.

Everyone's doing good.
Mom's resting comfortably.

It's like -- It's like
you saved a whole family.

Yeah, yeah.

And they asked me
to go on
"Wake Up, Long Island"

to give away the kittens.

Whoop! There I am.
Look at this.

That's me right there.

Okay. Here we go.

Oh, there's Bill.
Snack mix goes in his mouth.

Cue the Grim Reaper.

And...he's dying!
He's dying!

Look at that!

Or is he?

Enzo,
what are you doing?!

I was getting snack mix.
Remember?

What? The salt
kills everything.

Hey.

What areyoudoing here?

Shouldn't you be at the beach,
bottle-feeding a turtle?

You joke,
but we lose a turtle

every 35 minutes
in this country.

What do you want?

I came to see
what your problem is,

because if it's
about my plaque,

I'll have Enzo engrave
yourname on it, too,

if it's gonna
end all this.

No. I don't want
a pity plaque.

Look, I know what I did
inhere,all right?

I don't need it
written on the side of a table

or go on some
morning talk show
and gab about it, all right?

Well, you know what?
Maybe Ido.

And there it is --
the truth.

That's right.
Because you know what?

I've never gotten
any attention
in my whole life.

You get everything.
Look around.

Y-You have --
You have Donna,

you got great kids,
this house...

Donna.

You said "Donna" twice.

Yeah, I'm highlighting it.
She's a lovely gal.

My point is,
is that, compared to you,

I got nothing, okay?

And the spotlight
finally shines on me,
for once.

And you know what?
I'm gonna enjoy it.

And I'm not gonna apologize.
I'm sorry.

Except for...right then.

I didn't want you
to not have your moment.

It's just...

I saved a guy's life!
I mean, and no one cared.

I tried to let it go.
I just...

I couldn't.
And you know what? I'm...

I'msorry.

Thanks.

You know what?
I -- I don't need
to see some video

to know
that you're a hero.

Come on, man. You were a cop
for 20 years.

Appreciate that.

And congrats to you on getting
on "Wake Up, Long Island."

That's pretty cool.
I've never been on TV.

Let's change that.
Come with me.

No, no.
This is your thing.

Yeah, yeah. No, no.
Come with me.

We'll give away the kittens
together -- two heroes.

Classy move, Kyle.
Thank you.

By the way, before,
you mentioned something

about putting my name
on the plaque with you.

You know what? It would
just totally feel weird
at this point.

Yeah,
you're probably right.

Yeah.

Unless you, uh, already pulled
the trigger on the engraver.

Then maybe --
Nah. I didn't.

Okay.

Oh, good. You're home.
Do you have a minute?

Not really.
Great.

So, yesterday, Chale and I,
we had a little disagreement

about some stuff
for the wedding,

and I want you
to weigh in.

Yeah, okay, but hurry,
'cause I got work to do.

No! 30 seconds!
I'll be right back!

Oh, good. You're home.

Yes, but I'm studying.

Yesterday, uh,
your mother and I
had a little bit of a spat,

and it was about my desire
to sing at our wedding.

So I-I just wanted
to get your opinion on this.

* My precious Kendra

* My lovely philodendra

* All my love,
I will send ya *

You little worm!

Are you really going
behind my back? What the --

-Said the bride
of Ulysses S. Grant.

Mom, what are you doing?

I'm showing you
the dress.

It had no life on the hanger.
You had to see it on.

Sweetheart, can --
can I finish my song?

No. No one wants
to hear your song.

Mom, not cool.

If Chale wants
to sing at the wedding,

he'll sing
at the wedding.

Chale.

* I promise
to scratch your back
when you sleep *

* Hand you tissues
when you weep *

* Hold your heart,
like a bird *

* And on that,
I give you my wo-o-ord *

* My wo-o-ord

* My wor-r-r-rd

Babe, that was beautiful.

I mean, Mom,
you have to admit that.

Could use a hook.

It was actually
a lovely song.

I think if you wanted
to sing that at the wedding,

well, that --
that would be nice.

Thank you, Mrs. Gable.

And for the record,
you were right
about the dress.

Right?
Now that I see it,
itistimeless.

It's timeless!

And you look stunning
in it.

I do?
Just ravishing.

Oh! Thank you, Chale.

I...

You know what?
Can we just --

Can we pretend
yesterday didn't happen?

I would like that.
Oh, good.

Uh-oh.
What?

You know
what just happened here?

- I think we just had...
- Our first fight.

Oh, my God!
We're finishing
each other's sentences!

Wow.

You know,
I just hope that one day,

I can have
what you guys have.

Welcome back
to "Wake Up, Long Island."

We've got a very special
in-studio guest today --

a local firefighter
and a cat-catching
superhero --

Kyle Gable.

Thanks for having me on,
guys.

And who's
your helper here?
Uh...

Oh, this is my brother
Kevin Gable,

a retired
Nassau County cop.

He protected us
for 20 years.

Well, that may be true,

but today, I'm just here
to hold the cats.

Kyle, your story
is amazing.

While on duty,
you saved a pregnant cat

who then gave birth
to this adorable litter,

all seven of which
are available for adoption.

Well, actually, Kelly,
uh, only six.

I'm gonna take the one
with the, uh, black socks on,

the one that looks like
he stepped in paint.

Does this man
ever stop giving?

So, how's it feel
to be the brother of a hero?

Oh, me?

Oh, I-I-I thought
you were talking to Kyle.

'C-Course,
you wouldn't know this,

but I, uh, I recently
saved a man's life, you know.

Really?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you know what?

Uh, actually, put me down
for two of these babies also.

Any two.
You pick them, Kelly.

I'll take the ugly ones.
I don't care.

Whoa! Save some
for the viewers.

That is funny, Tom,
because, you know, growing up,

Kevin told me
that he didn't like cats.

Okay, that -- that -- that
is not true, Tom, all right?

I am a cat person.
Everybody says it
all the time.

I don't know why he would
pick now to lie on live TV.

Not very hero-like.

I thought you were gonna
let this go.

Okay, look, I saved a person,
all right? You saved a cat.

I mean, Kelly
am I crazy? I mean --

Face it --
Nobody cares what you did.

Okay. Yeah, I know
somebodywho cares.

Here. Hold these things,
would you, please?

"No one cares."

Who you calling? Mom?
No! I'm not. Okay?

I'm calling the one man
still lucky enough to
be alive because of me.

Everybody, hold on
to your heart strings,

'cause they're about
to get tugged -- hard.

While the brothers
work through
some issues here,

if you'd like to see pictures
and bios of these kittens,

go to
www.wakeuplongisland.com.

Hey, Bill.

Bill, it's, uh,
Kevin Gable.

Yeah, I'm on live TV
right now,

and I'm just gonna put you
on speakerphone, okay?

Perfect.

Bill, go ahead --
uh, just, uh, tell everybody

what happened the other day
at the bar

with the snack mix,
the thing.

Okay, sure. O-Okay.
Remember what happened?

I was at the bar, I was eating
a handful of snack mix,

and I guess --
really wasn't chewing --

All of a sudden, I --
at some --

Okay, Bill, you're --

you're -- you're --
you're breaking up
a little bit.

...snack -- sudden --

Hey, buddy, you're breaking up
a little.

Bill, you're breaking up
a little bit. Just --

...even talk.
Sorry. Sorry.

You got to move your --
Can you hear me now?

Bill, you're --
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me now?

Yes, I can hear you
perfectly, Bill.

Go ahead.
Tell everybody.

Okay. Like I was saying,
I started choking --

...thought I would --
going on --

Okay, Bill,
y-y-you're breaking up again.

You got to get into a part
where it's just...

Just say it quick.
Say it quick what I did.

Say it quick,
what I did.

...saved -- my --

No, no, say it quick
what I did -- what I did.

Say it quick what I did.

Unbelieva--
You wouldn't even --

I'm half-black,
half-Asian.

How am Inot
in a major market?

Bill?

...choking...

Bill?

Bill? Bill?

Okay. We're gonna take
a much-needed break right now.

B-Bill? Bill? Bill?

Bill? Bill? Bill?

Bill? Bill? Bill?

And when we come back,
Tom will be talking to us

about a high-fiber doughnut
that you can make at home.

Oh, come on, Tom.
It can't bethatbad.

I think he's choking.

He's choking!

Ohh!

Later, 14 ducks
at the local zoo -- all sick.

Is your goose next?

Find out after the break.

Man, how many times
are they gonna show this?

Well, you know
what they say --

no such thing
as bad publicity.

I'm pretty sure
thereis.

Why don't we just forget
the whole thing and just --

Let's order a pizza.
What do you say?

Yeah.
All right.

Let's eat it
atourtable.

Hey, I like that.

Or we could just have it
at the bar.

Right here.
-Yeah.

* Don't want no
sweet perfume *

* Shake your thing,
go bust your move *

* Do, do, do, do, do

* Do, do, do, do

* Ohhhhhh, yeah

* Don't want
no high-heel shoes *

* I just don't want no...