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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:30,356 --> 00:01:35,828 SPARE TYRE 2 00:02:43,356 --> 00:02:46,746 You put make-up where the spare tyre should be!? 3 00:02:55,236 --> 00:02:57,431 That is just plain lucky, Johanne. 4 00:02:57,876 --> 00:03:00,310 What are the chances for that, do you think, being a matematican and all? 5 00:04:02,236 --> 00:04:05,546 Sit still, and don't make a peep. Or I'll dismember the both of you. 6 00:04:31,996 --> 00:04:33,952 Do you need any help? 7 00:04:34,476 --> 00:04:38,185 No, I've just got a flat tyre. I'll manage. 8 00:04:39,236 --> 00:04:42,308 It's really no problem. 9 00:05:05,516 --> 00:05:08,428 It'll go way faster with one of these. 10 00:05:18,756 --> 00:05:21,145 Quite hot out today. 11 00:05:21,396 --> 00:05:23,785 Yeah? 12 00:05:24,076 --> 00:05:26,385 The metal in the car doors expand to make that sound. 13 00:05:26,756 --> 00:05:29,031 Happens all the time with the oil barrels down at work. 14 00:05:29,316 --> 00:05:31,625 - You don't have to get all sweaty on my account. - Don't worry aboot that. 15 00:05:31,996 --> 00:05:34,191 We're used to the heat here in the southern parts. 16 00:05:34,356 --> 00:05:36,586 It's practically Africa. 17 00:05:37,196 --> 00:05:39,915 We even have chimpanzees and giraffes... 18 00:05:40,356 --> 00:05:42,187 We even have chimpanzees and giraffes... and a zoo! 19 00:05:44,316 --> 00:05:48,753 Seriously. I'm almost finished anyways. Don't bother. 20 00:05:50,436 --> 00:05:54,111 Just get the tyre on there and let the tool do the work. 21 00:06:01,756 --> 00:06:04,065 Size 19 you have there? 22 00:06:05,396 --> 00:06:07,352 21. 23 00:06:07,836 --> 00:06:10,066 I've got that too. 24 00:06:11,916 --> 00:06:13,634 No, 22's correct. 25 00:06:13,836 --> 00:06:15,633 I've got that too. 26 00:06:20,716 --> 00:06:23,230 My name's Arild. 27 00:06:24,036 --> 00:06:26,072 John... 28 00:06:27,516 --> 00:06:30,588 You're not from around here, are you? 29 00:06:31,316 --> 00:06:33,272 No... 30 00:06:33,956 --> 00:06:35,904 Of course. 31 00:07:32,236 --> 00:07:34,989 That's aboot enough of that, dear. 32 00:08:15,676 --> 00:08:19,066 Why don't you bleed more, you dry, little fart. 33 00:10:40,996 --> 00:10:43,749 No, no, no. 34 00:10:58,956 --> 00:11:02,187 Just lay there, and let the tool do the work. 35 00:11:44,356 --> 00:11:46,074 Stop looking so freaking sad. 36 00:11:46,075 --> 00:11:49,510 Haven't you always wanted the body of a Roman statue? 37 00:13:21,436 --> 00:13:24,508 There, there, little sister. 38 00:16:04,116 --> 00:16:07,028 What kind of coffee did you bring today? 39 00:16:07,356 --> 00:16:09,950 It's just ordinary boiling brewed coffee. 40 00:16:13,796 --> 00:16:19,109 Dang! Oh, was it PP? Yes, it was... 41 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:21,671 Nice trailer. I've could've taken that one. 42 00:16:33,676 --> 00:16:38,670 When you've been laying here for a while, there's a chance that the coffee cools off. 43 00:16:38,876 --> 00:16:42,425 That is why it's important to have a high quality thermos to keep the heat. 44 00:16:42,676 --> 00:16:47,796 But it can't be to hot either, because then you'll go like this... 45 00:16:50,116 --> 00:16:53,764 So the best you can do is make a coffee that is neither good nor bad, 46 00:16:53,765 --> 00:16:55,588 so that you're not sitting around enjoying it. 47 00:16:55,796 --> 00:17:00,790 Because then you'll forget all aboot why you're here. That is "why I'm here". 48 00:17:13,796 --> 00:17:17,601 It's awfully quiet now. There aren't many people using this road. 49 00:17:17,602 --> 00:17:18,870 It's an infamous detour. 50 00:17:19,116 --> 00:17:26,208 Takes a lot of time. I have to wait for a car with a plate from outside the area. 51 00:17:26,209 --> 00:17:29,754 That is when I place my tire deflation device. 52 00:17:30,076 --> 00:17:34,786 What do you do when a car with the correct plates drive by? 53 00:17:35,156 --> 00:17:39,752 Then I call the sheriff and tell him that someone is lost. 54 00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:56,834 This road here goes around the hill... 55 00:17:56,835 --> 00:18:00,270 ...and behind on the other side I place the spike strip. 56 00:18:00,636 --> 00:18:03,143 When he drives around here and flat tires, 57 00:18:03,144 --> 00:18:06,905 that is when I get my car and drive down there too. 58 00:18:07,596 --> 00:18:10,747 And I ask him if he needs some help. 59 00:18:10,916 --> 00:18:16,912 It's important not only to keep awake, but to get something to eat also. 60 00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:23,305 And it should be salty, so that you're not up peeing all the time. 61 00:18:23,556 --> 00:18:25,512 When I've been here long enough, I just pissin my pants. 62 00:18:38,156 --> 00:18:43,947 Once in a blue moon I get a biker or a jogger, or one of those weirdoes skiing. 63 00:18:45,436 --> 00:18:48,906 They move so slow I just run them down with the car. 64 00:18:50,956 --> 00:18:53,948 If I can't hold it in any longer, I just piss in the coffee. 65 00:18:54,196 --> 00:18:57,393 If you only drink coffee, coffee is what comes out again too. 66 00:19:09,236 --> 00:19:12,865 Hot diggety. That was fast! 67 00:19:14,996 --> 00:19:17,590 I have to take this one. 68 00:19:22,956 --> 00:19:26,028 I'll just roll out the tire deflation device. Back in a jiff. 69 00:19:42,436 --> 00:19:45,508 Why did you run over the hill right now? 70 00:19:51,716 --> 00:19:55,265 Because the car had plates from outside of here. 71 00:19:56,436 --> 00:20:01,112 I think it was DL or maybe JD. 72 00:20:01,436 --> 00:20:04,348 There's another car. 73 00:20:06,276 --> 00:20:09,188 Ah well. I'll take two today then. 74 00:20:09,316 --> 00:20:11,910 Are you coming with me? 75 00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:14,550 That's ok. We have to make some more. 76 00:20:15,916 --> 00:20:19,875 'Cause I'll be back here. Tomorrow for instance. 6219

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