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What do we study here? 15 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:18,620 ll: The way of the fist, sir! 16 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:20,510 And what is that way? 17 00:01:20,550 --> 00:01:24,220 Strike first! Strike hard! No mercy, sir! 18 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:27,490 19 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,370 Why did I let you talk me into this? 20 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,670 This goes against everything I stand for. 21 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:17,240 It's like extra gym class for no reason. 22 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:20,240 Let's just give it a chance. You saw the fight. 23 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:21,910 Miguel kicked ass. 24 00:02:21,940 --> 00:02:24,240 Okay! Today we begin-- 25 00:02:28,010 --> 00:02:29,250 Quiet! 26 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:31,920 Face front. 27 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:44,270 - Nice shirt. - Thanks. 28 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:45,840 I'm joking. It sucks. 29 00:02:48,870 --> 00:02:51,570 Word of advice: If you got shit for teeth, don't smile. 30 00:02:54,010 --> 00:02:56,680 My God, makes me feel like a virgin just looking at you. 31 00:02:58,510 --> 00:03:00,080 When I look around this dojo, 32 00:03:00,110 --> 00:03:02,980 I don't see Cobra Kai material. 33 00:03:03,020 --> 00:03:05,890 I see losers. I see nerds. 34 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:09,120 I see a fat kid with a funny hat with his tits popping out. 35 00:03:09,150 --> 00:03:11,120 But my short time as a sensei, 36 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:14,330 I've also seen some miracles. 37 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:19,270 So maybe there's some hope for you yet. 38 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:20,900 First I need to see where you're at. 39 00:03:20,930 --> 00:03:22,770 So everybody, fall in! 40 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:28,080 That means line up. 41 00:03:32,250 --> 00:03:34,790 No, not--not line up in a line. 42 00:03:34,810 --> 00:03:37,210 Lines. Get in lines. 43 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:39,390 You mean, like, rows? 44 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:40,790 Ugh. 45 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:41,850 Hiya! 46 00:03:44,590 --> 00:03:45,730 Hiya! 47 00:04:13,690 --> 00:04:15,360 ( beep ) 48 00:04:27,170 --> 00:04:28,770 Hey, hey. What's going on? 49 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:30,600 You going for a swim? You gonna invite the girls over? 50 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:31,540 No, not today. 51 00:04:31,570 --> 00:04:33,940 Great. You wanna spar with your old man? 52 00:04:33,970 --> 00:04:35,070 Karate? 53 00:04:35,110 --> 00:04:37,210 Yeah, you don't have to say it like it's the flu. 54 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:40,180 Come on, Dad. That was, like, eight years ago. 55 00:04:40,210 --> 00:04:41,810 Well, eight years isn't that long. 56 00:04:41,850 --> 00:04:43,180 Eight years ago I was eight. 57 00:04:43,220 --> 00:04:44,490 All right, come on. Remember that time 58 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:45,890 you nailed me in the jaw with the flip kick? 59 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,090 I mean, you know, I had to eat soup for a week. 60 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:49,690 It was funny. 61 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:53,590 Today's just not great. I've got a lot of homework. 62 00:04:53,630 --> 00:04:56,370 All right, I gotcha. No sweat. 63 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,640 Gotta hit the books, you hit the books. 64 00:04:58,660 --> 00:04:59,830 Is that okay? 65 00:04:59,870 --> 00:05:01,910 Yeah, come on. You'd be doing me a favor. 66 00:05:01,930 --> 00:05:04,030 I don't have to block that foot of fury. 67 00:05:06,070 --> 00:05:07,140 Thanks, Dad. 68 00:05:07,170 --> 00:05:08,410 All right. 69 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:19,290 So what do you say 70 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:21,020 I come to spin class with you today? 71 00:05:21,050 --> 00:05:22,650 - Really? - Uh-huh. 72 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:24,790 I thought you said spin class was a sweaty pointless 73 00:05:24,820 --> 00:05:26,020 bike ride to nowhere? 74 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:28,560 Yeah, but I figured I'd ride some bikes with you 75 00:05:28,590 --> 00:05:31,530 and then maybe you would, um, 76 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:33,330 come into the dojo with me. 77 00:05:33,370 --> 00:05:35,610 Ah. Sam said no, huh? 78 00:05:35,630 --> 00:05:37,600 Yeah, I don't get it. Man, she used to love karate. 79 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:39,640 Well, she's not your mini-me anymore. 80 00:05:39,670 --> 00:05:41,470 Can't dress her up and teach her tricks. 81 00:05:41,510 --> 00:05:43,580 Yeah, but what about you? 82 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:45,110 Oh, I already know all your tricks. 83 00:05:45,140 --> 00:05:46,410 - Ha. - And let's try to remember 84 00:05:46,450 --> 00:05:47,650 what happened ten years ago 85 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,080 when you and I hit the mat for a little karate. 86 00:05:54,090 --> 00:05:55,790 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 87 00:05:57,420 --> 00:05:58,920 You hear that? 88 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:02,430 It's the real world calling out to you, Antonio. 89 00:06:02,460 --> 00:06:04,930 The time has come 90 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:08,260 for you to do a little karate with your dad. 91 00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:09,700 Karate's boring. 92 00:06:09,740 --> 00:06:12,110 What do you think you're doing right there? 93 00:06:12,140 --> 00:06:13,940 Look, it's practically karate. 94 00:06:13,970 --> 00:06:16,210 This one has fireballs. 95 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:18,080 All right, give me that. Come on, Anthony. 96 00:06:18,110 --> 00:06:19,140 Let's go, come on. 97 00:06:19,180 --> 00:06:21,380 Alexa, order new PS Vita! 98 00:06:21,410 --> 00:06:22,480 No! No! 99 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:23,820 Alexa, override! 100 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:25,020 Parental override! 101 00:06:25,050 --> 00:06:26,590 exa: Ordering PS Vita. 102 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:40,000 Quit it. 103 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,070 - What's up, Queen? - Suh, dude? 104 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:45,610 Oh! 105 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:48,380 Come on, don't eat all the cereal again. 106 00:06:48,410 --> 00:06:49,980 You keep buying it, we gonna keep eating it, man. 107 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:52,650 We gotta fuel up. We gonna hit an Amazon truck. 108 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:55,720 Yeah, we gonna get our hands on some big, ol' packages. 109 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:57,650 You know, like Trey's favorite pastime. 110 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:59,480 Shut up. Hey, man, grab your purse. 111 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,250 Let's go. 112 00:07:01,290 --> 00:07:02,330 I have work. 113 00:07:02,350 --> 00:07:03,820 What, like a job? 114 00:07:03,860 --> 00:07:07,000 Oh, shit. Look at his pants. 115 00:07:07,030 --> 00:07:09,430 What are those? 116 00:07:09,460 --> 00:07:10,930 It's just temporary. 117 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:13,130 All right, I got a gig over at LaRusso Auto. 118 00:07:13,170 --> 00:07:15,840 You mean, like, the ninja guy? 119 00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:16,940 Why? 120 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,310 My dad hates his guts. 121 00:07:18,340 --> 00:07:19,710 When he finds out I'm working for him, 122 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:21,510 he's gonna lose his shit. 123 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:23,740 nny: Fighting positions! 124 00:07:23,780 --> 00:07:25,010 Jab punch! 125 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:26,680 Nope, wait till I say go. 126 00:07:26,710 --> 00:07:28,050 Hiya! 127 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,680 Hiya! 128 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:31,720 Hiya! 129 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:33,390 Hiya! 130 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:34,460 Come on, you want to stand straight. 131 00:07:34,490 --> 00:07:35,790 Plant your feet in there. 132 00:07:35,820 --> 00:07:36,920 Hiya! 133 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:38,200 Are you sure you're right-handed? 134 00:07:38,220 --> 00:07:40,120 Hiya! 135 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,700 Hiya! 136 00:07:41,730 --> 00:07:43,130 Come on, tits, you can do better than that. 137 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:44,200 You got weight; use it. 138 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:46,070 Ready? Hiya! 139 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:48,270 Hiya! 140 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:50,470 Hiya! 141 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:52,370 Hey, Lip. 142 00:07:52,410 --> 00:07:53,680 Yeah, you. The one with the freaky lip. 143 00:07:53,710 --> 00:07:55,380 Who do you think I'm talking to? 144 00:07:55,410 --> 00:07:57,310 Excuse me, Mr. Lawrence. 145 00:07:57,340 --> 00:07:58,370 Sensei Lawrence. 146 00:07:58,410 --> 00:08:00,380 Okay. 147 00:08:00,410 --> 00:08:02,380 You really shouldn't make fun 148 00:08:02,410 --> 00:08:04,350 of someone's physical appearance. 149 00:08:04,380 --> 00:08:05,850 Oh, is that so? 150 00:08:05,890 --> 00:08:08,260 So I'm not supposed to mention his lip at all? 151 00:08:08,290 --> 00:08:10,260 Well, yeah. 152 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:12,460 Yeah, maybe that's what they teach you in school, 153 00:08:12,490 --> 00:08:14,320 but in the real world you can't expect people 154 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,860 to do what they're supposed to do. 155 00:08:16,900 --> 00:08:18,470 Right? You hear that, Lip? 156 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:19,900 If you can't handle someone making fun of you, 157 00:08:19,930 --> 00:08:21,970 how are you gonna handle an elbow to the teeth? 158 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,370 By calling the police? 159 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:27,100 Dude. Knock it off. 160 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:30,780 What? He does realize the Nazis lost the war, right? 161 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:31,980 Why should I be scared of him? 162 00:08:32,010 --> 00:08:35,150 Because he's got a snake on his wall? 163 00:08:35,180 --> 00:08:38,950 It's not like he's a teacher who can give us a bad grade. 164 00:08:38,980 --> 00:08:43,020 We're paying him. He works for us. 165 00:08:43,060 --> 00:08:46,100 It's not like he can actually hurt us. 166 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:50,290 Oh, shit. 167 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,000 You done? 168 00:08:58,040 --> 00:08:59,380 - What? - Hit me. 169 00:09:00,910 --> 00:09:03,150 Go ahead, hit me. Strike me right here. 170 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:07,720 Harder. 171 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:12,450 Is that all you got, princess? 172 00:09:20,030 --> 00:09:21,070 Hiya! 173 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:28,570 Let that be a lesson to all of you. 174 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:30,700 Yeah, but you can't quit. 175 00:09:30,740 --> 00:09:33,240 I got yelled at, got my ass kicked, 176 00:09:33,270 --> 00:09:34,740 and then gave him my money. 177 00:09:34,770 --> 00:09:36,940 You know who lives like that? Hookers. 178 00:09:36,980 --> 00:09:39,150 Yeah, but he's not that bad of a guy. 179 00:09:39,180 --> 00:09:40,410 You gotta give him a chance. 180 00:09:40,450 --> 00:09:41,720 You don't know him like I do. 181 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:43,850 Uh, that's hooker talk. 182 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:47,080 Besides, I don't need to learn karate when I have you. 183 00:09:54,330 --> 00:09:57,270 See? No one's gonna mess with you. 184 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:14,550 Man: * Bring the funk back, let's go, come on * 185 00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:16,080 * Bring the funk back * 186 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:22,860 Thanks, Anoush. 187 00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:24,890 Hey, how's the new kid working out? 188 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:26,150 Oh, great. 189 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,790 We got a bunch of pain in the ass stuff piled up for weeks-- 190 00:10:27,830 --> 00:10:29,770 inventories, sticker swaps. 191 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,430 Kid knocked most of it out before lunch. 192 00:10:31,460 --> 00:10:33,830 So you're saying I should fire you and give him your job. 193 00:10:33,870 --> 00:10:35,770 Oh, that new kid? No, he's terrible. 194 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,200 Very unmotivated. 195 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:39,010 You gotta keep explaining stuff to him. 196 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,380 I'm pretty sure he's got a head injury. 197 00:10:40,410 --> 00:10:41,950 Hey, you know, 198 00:10:41,970 --> 00:10:45,610 I've been looking for someone to do a little karate with. 199 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,110 Are you interested? 200 00:10:47,150 --> 00:10:49,390 Are you asking me as a friend or as my boss? 201 00:10:49,410 --> 00:10:50,450 As a friend. 202 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:51,520 I'm busy. 203 00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:53,690 - Okay, as your boss. - I'm sick. 204 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:54,850 Come on, it's a good workout. 205 00:10:54,890 --> 00:10:56,060 I would love to do it, honestly, 206 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:58,560 but tonight I'm working out with Priya. 207 00:10:58,590 --> 00:11:00,220 Or no, Seema. 208 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:03,260 Man, this South Asian dating app is destroying my weeknights. 209 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:04,840 I feel like the hottest Kashmiri pepper 210 00:11:04,860 --> 00:11:07,530 in the pork Vindaloo. 211 00:11:07,570 --> 00:11:09,470 It--that joke kills on the app. 212 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:10,600 - Yeah, okay, whatever. - Sorry. 213 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:11,910 Tell the kid to keep up the good work. 214 00:11:11,940 --> 00:11:12,980 Yep. 215 00:11:18,540 --> 00:11:20,440 Needs salt. 216 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,820 Hey, when do you think I might get one of those shirts 217 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:23,920 with my name on it? 218 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,190 Oh, you like the shirts, huh? 219 00:11:26,850 --> 00:11:28,390 There's too much salt. 220 00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:29,720 Kid wants a personalized shirt. 221 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,060 Oh, yeah, we gotta get him a shirt. 222 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:32,660 Means you're part of the team. 223 00:11:32,690 --> 00:11:33,890 What else you need? 224 00:11:33,930 --> 00:11:36,000 Business cards? A tote bag? 225 00:11:36,030 --> 00:11:37,930 How about monogrammed cufflinks? 226 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,060 I'll book you two weeks at the company timeshare 227 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:40,930 in Barbados. 228 00:11:40,970 --> 00:11:42,410 Yeah, all right, forget it. 229 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,740 Yeah, kid, relax. We're just breaking balls. 230 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:47,110 Look, I get it. I used to be the new guy around here. 231 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,310 You're trying to take initiative, get noticed. 232 00:11:49,340 --> 00:11:51,480 All right, here's what you need to do. 233 00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:53,980 Every Wednesday someone has to rotate the cars in the showroom, 234 00:11:54,010 --> 00:11:55,610 keep the inventory fresh. 235 00:11:55,650 --> 00:11:57,290 Now, you see that Porsche 911 over there? 236 00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:58,990 It's a beaut, right? 237 00:11:59,020 --> 00:12:01,190 Well, the boss has been wanting to move it up front 238 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,490 by the windows. 239 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:04,390 You think you can handle that? 240 00:12:04,420 --> 00:12:05,660 Sure. 241 00:12:05,690 --> 00:12:07,660 Yeah, I can do it. 242 00:12:07,690 --> 00:12:09,060 Okay. 243 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:27,540 Thanks for the Blow Pop, guys. 244 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,150 Really never gets old. 245 00:12:29,980 --> 00:12:31,850 It's 'cause she gives blowjobs. 246 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,720 Get it? Blow Pop. 247 00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:35,820 Blow job. 248 00:12:35,850 --> 00:12:38,950 Yeah, I get it. It's just a rumor. 249 00:12:38,990 --> 00:12:41,760 Hey, everybody. Who let the pigs out? 250 00:12:41,790 --> 00:12:45,130 I did, because I ordered the fetal pigs. 251 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:48,230 But seriously, get in your groups. 252 00:12:50,540 --> 00:12:52,580 Mr. Palmer, my partner's absent. 253 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,740 Oh, who wants to take Samantha in? 254 00:12:54,770 --> 00:12:57,110 This little piggy needs a group. 255 00:12:57,140 --> 00:12:59,410 Don't all volunteer at once. 256 00:13:01,810 --> 00:13:03,780 We'll take her. 257 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,460 Thank you. 258 00:13:13,490 --> 00:13:14,660 I'm gonna go grab a chair. 259 00:13:14,690 --> 00:13:16,590 Yeah. No problem. 260 00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:27,410 Shh. 261 00:13:37,580 --> 00:13:38,610 Whoa. 262 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,820 What the hell is the matter with you? 263 00:13:41,850 --> 00:13:43,450 Starting a car in a crowded showroom? 264 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:46,090 What are you, out of your mind? 265 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,460 What were you thinking? 266 00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:51,500 Screw this. 267 00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:58,170 nda: It's okay; everything's fine, guys. 268 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,200 It's fine. It's fine. 269 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:06,880 Hey! 270 00:14:08,110 --> 00:14:09,380 Hey! 271 00:14:09,420 --> 00:14:11,460 Hey! Whoa, ease up. 272 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:12,850 Ease up. I surrender. 273 00:14:12,890 --> 00:14:14,760 You don't have to fire me, okay? I quit. 274 00:14:14,790 --> 00:14:15,820 Hey, Robby. It's Robby, right? 275 00:14:15,850 --> 00:14:17,250 Come here. Right? 276 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,660 Robby, you're gonna break your thumb there. 277 00:14:19,690 --> 00:14:22,030 - What? - Make a fist. 278 00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:23,660 Make a fist. If you're gonna punch your boss, 279 00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:24,900 you gotta make a tight fist. 280 00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:26,500 Thumb around the outside underneath, 281 00:14:26,530 --> 00:14:28,900 squeeze the knuckles, extend the hand straight out. 282 00:14:28,930 --> 00:14:30,100 You see that? 283 00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:31,570 Now, come on. Let it fly. 284 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,040 Hit my hand. 285 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:36,510 Okay. All right. 286 00:14:36,540 --> 00:14:38,080 That's better. 287 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:39,750 Listen, I'm sorry for calling you out inside. 288 00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:41,050 All right, that's on me. 289 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,550 I should've heard your side of it. 290 00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:45,780 You're not the only one with a temper around here. 291 00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:49,260 All right, well, thanks. 292 00:14:49,290 --> 00:14:50,990 So, Robby, where you from? You from around here? 293 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,320 You graduate at West Valley? 294 00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:54,870 Uh, no. 295 00:14:54,890 --> 00:14:57,460 I live up in North Hills. 296 00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,470 It's not as nice as this. 297 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:00,870 I grew up in Reseda. 298 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,070 Before that, Newark, New Jersey, 299 00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:03,670 so I know a thing or two about that. 300 00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:04,870 Wait, really? 301 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:07,040 Figured your family came from money. 302 00:15:07,070 --> 00:15:11,580 Yeah, well, I guess things aren't always what they look like, right? 303 00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:14,580 I'm gonna head back inside and announce 304 00:15:14,610 --> 00:15:18,010 the "sorry you almost got killed" sales event. 305 00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:20,220 I'll see you in a minute? 306 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,290 All right. 307 00:15:31,860 --> 00:15:33,400 What were you thinking for sex? 308 00:15:34,770 --> 00:15:37,010 Uh, I mean... 309 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,440 Because in the male, 310 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:41,240 this tract opens up near the umbilical cord. 311 00:15:41,270 --> 00:15:43,570 So I think ours is female. 312 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,410 Yeah. Um... 313 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:47,310 Yeah, I concur. 314 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:55,020 Thanks for, um, helping me out, by the way. 315 00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:58,990 Oh, yeah, I mean, I'm sure you you would've found another group. 316 00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:01,820 I meant with the fight. 317 00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:03,500 Oh. Yeah. 318 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:06,470 Someone had to take care of those assholes. 319 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,300 But nobody else did. 320 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,480 It was a pretty nice roundhouse. 321 00:16:15,510 --> 00:16:18,310 Thanks; I'm taking these super awesome karate lessons-- 322 00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:19,840 But you telegraphed the sweep. 323 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,120 When you lift up your foot like that, 324 00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:23,990 it shifts all the weight to your back leg. 325 00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:26,260 More windup, less power. 326 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,380 Wow. You know your stuff. 327 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:30,790 I guess I should be taking lessons from you. 328 00:16:30,820 --> 00:16:31,990 That was a freebie. 329 00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:33,650 Next one I'm gonna expect money up front. 330 00:16:33,690 --> 00:16:35,530 Of course, of course. 331 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,500 Let's see. 332 00:16:40,970 --> 00:16:42,300 Do you guys want a banana? 333 00:16:42,330 --> 00:16:44,100 People keep sneaking them in my bag. 334 00:16:44,140 --> 00:16:46,640 It's because of that stupid rumor that I'm sure you guys have heard about me. 335 00:16:46,670 --> 00:16:49,170 - Oh, no. - Yes. 336 00:16:49,210 --> 00:16:53,150 Stupid, stupid rumors. Hurtful lies. 337 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,350 People are monsters. 338 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,220 Yeah, you shouldn't worry about it. 339 00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:57,820 Those guys are assholes to us too. 340 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,650 I mean, they call me 'Rhea, so... 341 00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:01,720 Not anymore. 342 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,690 Yeah, I guess you're right. Not anymore. 343 00:17:08,290 --> 00:17:11,190 Okay, everybody fall in. 344 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,470 Where's everyone? 345 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,070 Crater face? 346 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:17,070 Nose ring? Slingshot? 347 00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:19,570 They quit, Sensei. 348 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,200 You serious? 349 00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,710 I mean, good. 350 00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:28,480 That was a test. 351 00:17:28,510 --> 00:17:30,080 I wanted to see who the quitters are. 352 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:32,760 Not you guys. You're in it to win it. 353 00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:34,420 Right, you could be at home, playing your iComputers, 354 00:17:34,450 --> 00:17:36,990 playing your video games, eating candy. 355 00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:41,590 Instead you're here, doing pushups, learning how to fight. 356 00:17:41,630 --> 00:17:42,930 Lip. Look. 357 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,730 Even Lip's tougher than those guys. 358 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:45,900 He's no quitter. 359 00:17:45,930 --> 00:17:47,130 Could you please not call me that? 360 00:17:47,170 --> 00:17:48,570 Excuse me, what? 361 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,170 I said, could you please not call me that. 362 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,600 Um, I'll warm 'em up, Sensei. 363 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:54,940 No, no, no. Lip has something he wants to say. 364 00:17:54,970 --> 00:17:56,200 Sorry, speak up, Lip. 365 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,380 Or is your tongue messed-up too? 366 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,610 Are you one of those challenged kids? 367 00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:03,690 Um, the doctor said I could be on the spectrum. 368 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,890 I don't know what that is, but get off it pronto. 369 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:07,220 All right? 370 00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:08,720 If you don't want me to call you Lip, 371 00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:10,220 then don't have a weird lip. Can't you get surgery for that? 372 00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:11,590 I was born with a cleft lip. 373 00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:13,760 This is the scar from the surgery. 374 00:18:13,790 --> 00:18:15,160 You mean it was worse before that? 375 00:18:15,190 --> 00:18:16,960 Or did the doctor just screw up? 376 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,230 Because if this is the after photo, 377 00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:19,900 that sucks, man. You should sue. 378 00:18:19,930 --> 00:18:21,930 Can we just please change the topic? 379 00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,140 You don't think I want to? 380 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,440 It's tough when it's right in front of me. 381 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:25,840 If you want to be something other than a nerd 382 00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:28,010 with a scar on his lip, then you gotta flip the script. 383 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,940 Okay? Get a face tattoo. 384 00:18:29,980 --> 00:18:31,310 Or gauge your eye out. 385 00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:32,680 We'll call you Patch, all right? 386 00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:35,250 No, don't do that one. You'll still look like a freak. 387 00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:40,590 Uh, great, really? Another quitter? 388 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:46,160 Go away. No more lessons today. 389 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,090 Do you have to be so hard on them? 390 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:53,200 Oh, come on, Diaz. They're a bunch of losers. 391 00:18:53,230 --> 00:18:55,100 Yeah, well, some of those losers are my friends. 392 00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:57,300 Yeah, that tracks. 393 00:18:57,340 --> 00:19:00,010 And they're your students. 394 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,910 You wanted a full dojo; you got one. 395 00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:03,610 Not full like that. 396 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:06,840 Yeah, I get it. All right, they're losers. 397 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,780 Maybe I'm a loser too. 398 00:19:08,810 --> 00:19:10,710 Are you kidding me? Are you gonna cry now too? 399 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,020 No, it-- 400 00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:14,150 Never mind. It's just-- 401 00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:19,260 You don't know what it's like to be us. 402 00:19:19,890 --> 00:19:21,290 I'll see you tomorrow. 403 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:31,770 You don't have to do that. 404 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,070 Louie here is gonna be handling your work for the rest of the day. 405 00:19:34,110 --> 00:19:35,350 Isn't that right, Louie? 406 00:19:35,370 --> 00:19:36,400 Yeah. 407 00:19:38,180 --> 00:19:41,020 Robby, I'm very sorry for yesterday's events. 408 00:19:41,050 --> 00:19:42,520 It's been brought to my attention 409 00:19:42,550 --> 00:19:45,450 that what I did is considered not to be professional. 410 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,660 Okay. 411 00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:50,930 Thanks. 412 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,000 Oh, and we have something for you. 413 00:19:54,930 --> 00:19:56,300 It's official. 414 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,640 You've earned it. 415 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,940 Sh-- 416 00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:06,340 You need a hand with that? 417 00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:09,170 No. I better do it myself. 418 00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:10,980 Did the crime; I gotta do the time, right? 419 00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:13,050 And I'm pretty sure she's watching me from the camera, 420 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,580 so I gotta make this look legit. 421 00:20:14,610 --> 00:20:16,750 All right. I'll leave you to it. 422 00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:19,550 Hey. 423 00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:22,350 You still trying to score some points with my cousin? 424 00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:26,620 All right. 425 00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,600 Daniel likes to get a hard copy of the sales report 426 00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:30,400 delivered to his house every night. 427 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,930 He's old school like. You know? 428 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,230 Amanda asked me to do it, 429 00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:35,100 but I'm pretty sure she just likes the fact 430 00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:36,930 that it's 20 minutes out of my way. 431 00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:38,740 Are you messing with me again? 432 00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:40,440 Nope, never mind. 433 00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:42,810 Just forget about it. 434 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,210 Just trying to make amends. 435 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:47,410 No, okay. I'll do it. 436 00:20:47,450 --> 00:20:49,520 Only if you want to. 437 00:20:49,550 --> 00:20:52,190 Okay, envelope's on my desk. 438 00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:53,360 Thanks, Louie. 439 00:20:53,390 --> 00:20:54,790 And don't lose it. 440 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,420 I'm in enough trouble around here already. 441 00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:57,830 Okay. 442 00:21:00,530 --> 00:21:01,570 Stevia? 443 00:21:02,830 --> 00:21:04,300 Not while I'm here. 444 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:26,590 Science is murder! 445 00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:28,260 Samantha, why did you dissect me? 446 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:33,860 I could've gone somewhere in life. 447 00:21:33,890 --> 00:21:36,260 I could've been bacon. 448 00:21:36,290 --> 00:21:38,030 Just joking. It's Miguel. 449 00:21:38,060 --> 00:21:40,160 Let me know if you need the notes from today's class. 450 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,790 And they could kick, like, all the way above their heads. 451 00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:37,090 I mean, if I get those lessons, then I could totally get it above my head. 452 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:38,320 That's great, sweetie. 453 00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:40,400 Oh, yeah, and they had this snake, 454 00:22:40,430 --> 00:22:42,670 and it had these huge fangs, and it was just so cool. 455 00:22:42,690 --> 00:22:44,390 Oh, yeah, they also had these headbands, 456 00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:45,830 and it was so badass. 457 00:22:45,860 --> 00:22:47,330 I can take the lessons, right, Mom? 458 00:22:47,370 --> 00:22:49,340 Hi, honey. How was work? 459 00:22:49,370 --> 00:22:50,470 Shitty. 460 00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:53,100 Savalas is being a real pain in my rear. 461 00:22:53,140 --> 00:22:55,140 I had to tell him who runs Lorimar. 462 00:22:55,170 --> 00:22:56,540 Well, Johnny had a good day. 463 00:22:56,570 --> 00:22:58,510 Right, Johnny. Tell him. 464 00:22:58,540 --> 00:23:02,140 Uh, yeah, I was wondering if I could take a karate class. 465 00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:03,880 Karate? Ha! 466 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:07,020 Look at you. You're a skinny little white boy. 467 00:23:07,050 --> 00:23:10,420 Besides, don't you get in enough fights already at school? 468 00:23:10,450 --> 00:23:12,150 - Sid. - What? 469 00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:14,260 Look, the kid's a social reject. 470 00:23:14,290 --> 00:23:15,790 He doesn't a have a single friend. 471 00:23:15,830 --> 00:23:18,970 Well, maybe this is how he can make some friends. 472 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,400 Make some friends. 473 00:23:20,430 --> 00:23:22,530 So you want to be the next Bruce Lee, huh? 474 00:23:22,570 --> 00:23:25,210 First it was the drum set, then it was the roller skates. 475 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,340 Whatever happened to the magic kit? 476 00:23:26,370 --> 00:23:27,970 You were gonna be Doug Henning. 477 00:23:28,010 --> 00:23:30,310 He's 12 years old. They go through phases. They try new things. 478 00:23:30,340 --> 00:23:32,070 Okay, fine. I'll write the goddamn check. 479 00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:33,580 I'll make it out to garbage, 480 00:23:33,610 --> 00:23:35,180 because that's where it's gonna end up. 481 00:23:35,210 --> 00:23:36,410 - Seriously? - What "seriously"? 482 00:23:36,450 --> 00:23:37,790 - Just-- - Just what? 483 00:23:37,820 --> 00:23:39,090 ure: Just don't tonight, please. 484 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:40,690 Sid: Tonight? What are you talking about? 485 00:23:47,730 --> 00:23:48,960 Man: * Don't look back * 486 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,820 Hey. Robby. 487 00:24:52,390 --> 00:24:55,490 Did-- did you sense that I was here? 488 00:24:55,530 --> 00:24:58,530 Oh. Reflection. 489 00:24:58,560 --> 00:24:59,960 Oh, yeah. Right. 490 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,300 Here's the sales report you asked for. 491 00:25:02,330 --> 00:25:05,030 Sales report. Yeah, this is, um... 492 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,010 This is good stuff. Very important. 493 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:11,080 Did--you didn't share this with anyone else, did you? 494 00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:12,280 No, sir. 495 00:25:12,310 --> 00:25:13,480 Your eyes only. 496 00:25:13,510 --> 00:25:14,750 That's good. 497 00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:16,080 We wouldn't want this sensitive material 498 00:25:16,110 --> 00:25:19,150 to fall into the wrong hands, now would we? 499 00:25:19,180 --> 00:25:21,050 Damn it, Louie. 500 00:25:21,090 --> 00:25:22,820 That one's on you, pal. 501 00:25:22,850 --> 00:25:25,090 Next time you outsmart the dope. 502 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,520 Yeah. 503 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:27,800 Fool me once, right? 504 00:25:29,090 --> 00:25:32,160 That karate you were doing, where's the punching? 505 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,000 Well, karate isn't all punching and kicking. 506 00:25:34,030 --> 00:25:36,870 It's actually more about balance. 507 00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:39,300 That didn't even really look like karate. 508 00:25:39,340 --> 00:25:42,140 Blueprints don't actually look like cars either, do they? 509 00:25:42,170 --> 00:25:43,400 What do you mean? 510 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:44,540 That was kata. 511 00:25:44,580 --> 00:25:46,580 It's the foundation of my karate. 512 00:25:47,510 --> 00:25:48,710 It's cool. 513 00:25:49,350 --> 00:25:51,620 You want to stick around? 514 00:25:51,650 --> 00:25:53,120 Learn a few things? 515 00:25:55,150 --> 00:25:56,550 Sure. 516 00:25:59,090 --> 00:26:00,720 All right. 517 00:26:10,870 --> 00:26:12,710 Three more absences, Sensei. 518 00:26:12,740 --> 00:26:15,310 Bunch of pussies. 519 00:26:15,340 --> 00:26:16,840 No, it's my fault. 520 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:20,210 Since you joined Cobra Kai, 521 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,940 I have been hard on you. 522 00:26:23,550 --> 00:26:25,050 I've called you names. 523 00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:28,120 I've humiliated you. 524 00:26:29,620 --> 00:26:31,790 Some of you I've hit. 525 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:37,190 And for that, I don't apologize. 526 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:42,700 Cobra Kai is about strength. 527 00:26:42,730 --> 00:26:44,130 If you're not strong on the inside, 528 00:26:44,170 --> 00:26:46,110 you can't be strong on the outside. 529 00:26:48,270 --> 00:26:50,670 And right now you're all weak. 530 00:26:52,380 --> 00:26:54,620 And I know that 531 00:26:54,650 --> 00:26:56,220 because I was you. 532 00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:01,250 I used to have no friends. 533 00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:04,520 Used to be the weirdo kid. 534 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:08,060 Not that weird; I still hooked up with babes and all, but... 535 00:27:08,090 --> 00:27:11,090 The point is, I wasn't always the badass sensei I am today. 536 00:27:12,260 --> 00:27:15,200 Just like a cobra, I had to shed my loser skin 537 00:27:15,230 --> 00:27:17,230 to find my true power. 538 00:27:17,270 --> 00:27:19,570 And you guys will too. 539 00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:23,340 Welcome to Cobra Kai. 540 00:27:25,980 --> 00:27:28,820 el: Eli, what happened? 541 00:27:28,850 --> 00:27:30,850 I'm flipping the script. 542 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,080 Wait, are you the kid with the lip? 543 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:35,760 Nice cut, bro. 544 00:27:35,790 --> 00:27:37,420 You see that? 545 00:27:37,450 --> 00:27:41,920 Doesn't matter if you're a loser or a nerd or a freak. 546 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:47,070 All that matters is that you become badass. 547 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,370 Hawk. 548 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:51,470 Fall in. 549 00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,980 Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it? 550 00:28:01,010 --> 00:28:03,180 No, Sensei! 551 00:28:03,210 --> 00:28:06,210 Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it? 552 00:28:06,250 --> 00:28:07,280 No, Sensei. 553 00:28:09,650 --> 00:28:13,020 Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it? 554 00:28:13,060 --> 00:28:14,090 No, Sensei. 555 00:28:16,490 --> 00:28:20,160 Class, are you ready to learn the way of the fist? 556 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,430 Yes, Sensei! 557 00:28:30,670 --> 00:28:32,510 Hey, Sensei, I need to ask you something. 558 00:28:32,540 --> 00:28:33,670 What is it? 559 00:28:33,710 --> 00:28:34,780 Well, there's a girl at school. 560 00:28:34,810 --> 00:28:36,010 Is she hot? 561 00:28:36,050 --> 00:28:37,990 - Yes, she's hot, super-hot. - Nice. 562 00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:39,060 el: I mean, I want to ask her out, 563 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,480 but I just don't know. 564 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,290 nny: Don't know? What's there to think about? 565 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,660 What if she says no? 566 00:28:43,690 --> 00:28:45,590 Never accept defeat, Diaz. 567 00:28:45,620 --> 00:28:47,050 What's up, man? 568 00:28:47,090 --> 00:28:49,090 We got an idea that we want to run by you. 569 00:28:49,130 --> 00:28:50,970 Tonight, it's gonna be a big score. 570 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,070 LaRusso's Luxury Motors. 571 00:28:55,730 --> 00:28:56,970 What's the plan? 39591

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