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- Not talking to you.
- I'm not talking to you.
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You're talking right now to me.
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- Well, stop talking!
- I'm trying to do that!
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What are you arguing about?
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We don't know!
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Well, on Serepentis, the only
way to solve an argument
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was through
a good game of Thimbles.
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- I don't even know what that is.
- Perfect!
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Loser leaves the ship
immediately.
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- I just said I don't know how to play!
- We got this.
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I'm Ventrexia's Thimble
Elite Junior Champion.
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Smashers!
All around!
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You versus us, winner takes all.
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- Queued for play!
- Game go!
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- Queue four!
- Thimbles for Clarence!
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Oh, you hound!
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What in the three rings
of hell is going on?
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Gary, it's like you don't even
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know how to play Thimbles.
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That's what I keep trying
to tell you.
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Two to four players equip
themselves with smashers.
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Players use said smashers
to gather thimbles.
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Thimbles are gathered
by the hitting of thimbles
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across the playing field
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through the other players'
smashing window.
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Thimbles may also be gathered
by other means!
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For each limb you remove
from the opposing players
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you receive four thimbles
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and ownership
of detached limbs.
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However, if the other player
fails to clear their limb
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in a timely manner
they lose four points,
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in addition to losing a limb.
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The game is won
by reaching 54 thimbles.
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Queued for freakin play.
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- Oh!
- Oh-ho-ho, gross!
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Eh.
Four thimbles for you.
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- Queued for play!
- Hmm. Facticulating.
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Ah.
Fact-checkulating.
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Ah! Ash, that tattoo ...
is that a dimensional key?
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Everyone has one on Serepentis.
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So, there's a key on Serepentis.
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- I've never seen it.
- That key can help me save Quinn.
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Ava. Put up the star map.
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Ugh. Now?
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Yes, now!
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Serepentis ...
a planet best known
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for worshiping a fire serpent
not from this realm.
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Star Travel Online ranked it
worst place for a honeymoon,
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but best place for venom
soaked viper waffles.
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That's great, H.U.E.
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Pack your duffel sack.
We're going.
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If any of you
dare go there, I will reign
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down destruction the likes
of which you've never seen!
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Chookity!
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So, none of you are going, 'kay?
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Huh. Seems like she really
doesn't want to go.
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Is it hot in here
or is it just H.U.E.?
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2x03 - The Grand Surrender
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Ash, look at Gary.
I'd never make you go to a planet
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- you didn't feel safe on because ...
- You're trying to kill me?
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What?
No. I want the best for you.
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- That's why I'm try...
- You'll stop at nothing to destroy me?
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No!
Okay, oh my ... uhh.
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Okay, Little Cato,
take the mouth wheel.
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Ash, you don't have
to answer but...
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- What happened to you on Serepentis?
- Chookity.
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It was supposed to be
the greatest day of my life.
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That's usually how the
worst day of your life starts out.
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Thank you for everything
you did to get us here.
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Don't thank us.
Thank Werthrent.
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- Mom? Dad?
- Yes, sweetheart?
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What were we chosen for?
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Glorious things.
Your blood will erase the darkness.
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Wait! What?
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Harp! No!
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- I fought to get to her...
- Harp! Come back!
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Let her go! Harp!
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But they held me back...
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Harp! Run, Harp, run!
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Get out of there!
Harp!
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They made me watch.
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- Something became unleashed inside of me.
- Oh! Your thingy thing?
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Yes, dude, my thingy thing.
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Oh, wow.
Okay, so you killed your parents?
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Yeah, and that makes me
a bad person, right?
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Oh, look at me, I'm a parent killer.
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- Watch out.
- Uh, oh. Sorry, my bad.
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I didn't mean parent killer
in a judgmental way.
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Oh, so when you said
parent killer, you meant,
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"Great job, Ash!"
How is that non-judgmental?
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That's when I found Fox and Clarence...
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What the hell, Fox?
Did you ...
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...my new family.
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- What happened to your sister?
- I never saw her again.
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- Aww.
- Whoa! I'm still talking.
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Whew. Whoops.
Okay, well, uh, anyway...
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Good night!
I'm still here...
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Okay, for real. Bye!
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Everyone!
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Aah!
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Ash, Ash, wake up!
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- Did I...?
- Yeah.
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- I'm going to Serepentis.
- Are you sure you're ready?
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If you go, your mind
has to be clear.
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- It is.
- Those walls say otherwise.
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It's my call.
I don't need you mothering me.
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Hey.
Just looking out, okay?
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But I'm sick of being afraid.
And I'm finding my sister!
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How do you know she's even alive?
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- I have to try.
- Right after you try fixing this Ash hole.
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Good luck, Ashy.
I'll hold down the fort.
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Hey, do you want
any help on this?
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I told you, I'm fine!
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- Everyone, follow me!
- How do you know where the key is?
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I don't.
But my "money compass" does.
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Can you stop slinky-ing
your money compass out?
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I have three
money compasses.
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Does that get confusing?
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Very.
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- I recommend the snake sandwiches, snake burgers...
- Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
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- ...snake shakes, snake cakes,
- Okay. Mm-hmm. Mm.
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- but not snake flakes.
- Mm. Makes sense.
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- Those will make you projectile-vomit your kidneys.
- Oh, really?
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- And you'll bleed for days and days,
- Right. Right.
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- out of your eyes.
- Ooh!
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- It's amazing.
- Really? It sounds amazing.
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And look ...
Ooh, forever balls!
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I've always wanted one.
They bounce forever!
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Too bad!
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Hey, friend.
Think you can just
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show up and sacrifice
yourself to Werthrent?
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There's a line.
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How long a line we talking?
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- Chookity.
- Eight hours?
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- Chookity pok!
- Eight years?!
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Ugh, How do we get these
fanatics to leave?
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If only...
Sentella appeared.
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The serpent Goddess of good fortune.
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People wait their entire lives
in hopes of seeing her just once.
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Well, you're in luck, because
they're about to get their wish.
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- Right, KVN?
- Do ... Do what?
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Great news, insane worshippers!
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It's me, KVN!
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- Sentella!
- Sen-tah-tine-ella.
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Nope.
Sen... Sen-tell-a.
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Salmonella, goddess of fortune,
not here to trick you!
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Whoever catches me
achieves fame, fortune,
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and, um ...
You can't catch me!
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- Sentella!
- It's really Sentella!
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- I'm coming!
- Wait for me!
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♪ Forever ball, forever ball,
bounce bounce, everybody now ♪
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It's working!
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Way to go ... Oh, no! Oh!
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- Oh no, KVN, no! No, bad KVN!
- ♪ Forever ball, forever ball... ♪
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KVN, no!
Oh bad! Bad! Bad!
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No! Oh no, oh!
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Good news for a change.
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Now that I have a body,
I scored my own room.
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Any of you want to chillax it up?
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Translation: Do you want
to squat on a paint can
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in the janitor's cupboard?
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Ava, will you just give me
this one thing?
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Please? Please?
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- Intruder onboard.
- What?!
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Intruder.
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Give us a reason we don't blast
your guts all over this ship.
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Because unless I hijack your ship...
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I'm going to miss my own wedding.
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All my life I've dreamed
of saving another dude's wedding.
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We can throw the bachelor
party in H.U.E. Town!
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Come on, y'all.
Get up.
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Get up. Get up.
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♪ Forever ball, bounce, bounce,
everybody now... ♪
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Oh, ah!
OMG, a forever ball!!
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I am the goddess of good fortune!
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A lot of people just died.
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We can't forget that, okay?
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So everybody just keep, uh,
just a short moment of silence.
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All right, let's go.
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The woman I love most
in the universe
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is going to be left
standing at the altar,
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- humiliated for the rest of her life.
- Hooray. Huzzah.
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Hooray.
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Hmm. Very lame.
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You ever think maybe there's a
reason you're late for this wedding?
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Yeah, like I said,
I misplaced the directions.
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Because, you know, because...
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because...
Is too belied.
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Because deep down you feel like
you don't deserve to be happy?
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I love her so much, but am I
the husband that she deserves?
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Hey, hey. Look at me.
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Look at me!
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'Cause, right now, I'm staring
into the eyes
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of a wonderful, caring man.
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And guess who that man is?
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- Me?
- You. I'm gonna help you get married.
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And... I'm gonna be your best man.
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Or, you could just get me there,
and perhaps not come?
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Right.
And be your best man!
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Oh! What's that?
Sure, we can have a game of darts.
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Sweet sixteen.
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Yo, I'm no scientist,
but that looks weird.
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It must be where we need to go.
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Harp!
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If the dimensional key is anywhere,
it's inside Werthrent.
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It's inside the snake guy?
Oh!
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Werthrent!
Show yourself!
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But you won't because all you
are is fear
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and hatred and weakness!
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- Ahhh!
- Oh, my gosh!
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- Oh, my God! That's a huge snake!
- I've seen bigger.
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You ate my sister!
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Give her back or I will flay you!
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- But she serves me so well.
- Give her back!
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But why, when I can have you both?
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- Grrr.
- Hey! Listen!
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Hey, pal. Hey! Will you look at me?
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All right, okay, uh, if you eat her
you got to eat the rest of us,
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- because we're a combo pack!
- A combo pack?
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- A combo pack!
- Like the fries! We're the fries.
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- Chookity, pok.
- You want to be the dipping sauce?
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I've been told I would make
a great dipping sauce.
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By whom?
None of your business.
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- I'm a onion ring!
- And I can be a napkin! Hooray!
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Oh, geez, all right.
Great, okay.
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Now it's the combo pack
from hell, but,
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okay, Werthrent, are you in
or are you out?
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In.
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- What's the plan?
- I didn't think that far ahead.
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That's not good at all!
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Harp! Harp!
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- Harp?
- Kill me!
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I'm looking at you.
Please kill me!
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Oh. Good times.
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Who are these putrid wisps
of ectoplasm?
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The "Surrendered."
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We were told being
offered to Werthrent was beautiful.
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That we would go to the Embrace
and live eternity in joy.
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00:12:39,712 --> 00:12:42,163
Can we all agree that
they stretched the truth, hon?
241
00:12:42,197 --> 00:12:44,648
Yes, not sure this
was worth the wait.
242
00:12:44,683 --> 00:12:48,687
No, I'm sure this was definitely
not worth the wait.
243
00:12:54,865 --> 00:12:56,556
- The key.
- Chookity!
244
00:13:05,186 --> 00:13:08,189
Who dare approaches Septim,
245
00:13:08,223 --> 00:13:10,502
Keeper of the heart of Werthrent?
246
00:13:10,536 --> 00:13:13,746
- Ugh.
- Ash Graven, child of Werthrent.
247
00:13:13,781 --> 00:13:17,543
Rejoice child, for you
have been surrendered.
248
00:13:17,578 --> 00:13:20,339
Who are the unworthy that engulf you?
249
00:13:20,373 --> 00:13:22,375
- Piss off, Bones.
- Yo, Gary Goodspeed.
250
00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:24,274
- Chookity.
- Okay, pipe down!
251
00:13:24,308 --> 00:13:28,105
What brings you
to the innards of darkness?
252
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:32,075
- Shut up and give us the heart.
- Over my brittle weak bones!
253
00:13:32,109 --> 00:13:36,873
To touch the heart, you must
answer me three riddles.
254
00:13:36,907 --> 00:13:38,702
Riddles?
255
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,706
This is the best thing
you could come up with?
256
00:13:42,741 --> 00:13:46,468
- Harp?
- Riddle #1!
257
00:13:46,503 --> 00:13:48,712
Oh! Oh, geez.
Okay, so no buffer or warm-up.
258
00:13:48,747 --> 00:13:50,333
All right.
We're just going for it.
259
00:13:50,334 --> 00:13:52,716
Okay. Ah!
260
00:13:52,751 --> 00:13:55,201
Ahhhh! Shake it off!
Agh!
261
00:13:55,236 --> 00:13:56,616
Oh, get your game face
going, Gary.
262
00:13:56,617 --> 00:13:58,550
- Okay, okay, I'm ready!
- Yes!
263
00:13:58,584 --> 00:14:02,484
What is blue on the belly,
264
00:14:02,519 --> 00:14:04,486
coated with jelly,
265
00:14:04,521 --> 00:14:07,489
happens to be
quite the smelly jelly,
266
00:14:07,524 --> 00:14:12,460
but often quite smitten
with shelly?
267
00:14:12,494 --> 00:14:15,325
Got it! A cloud.
268
00:14:15,359 --> 00:14:17,465
How the hell did ...
Correct!
269
00:14:17,499 --> 00:14:20,226
- A cloud?!
- Rest assured this next one
270
00:14:20,261 --> 00:14:24,610
will send you hurling
on a roller coaster of the mind.
271
00:14:24,645 --> 00:14:27,717
Hey, how about you
stop bouncing the freakin' ball?
272
00:14:27,751 --> 00:14:30,512
Can't, Gary.
It bounces forever.
273
00:14:30,547 --> 00:14:32,998
- Got it off a dead guy.
- Riddle 2.
274
00:14:33,032 --> 00:14:37,347
Harry had 2 friends,
one of which had 3 friends,
275
00:14:37,381 --> 00:14:39,176
who then had 7 friends,
276
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:42,177
- who then had 2 friends, who also had...
- Harp?
277
00:14:42,212 --> 00:14:45,813
...10 and 1/2 friends,
who happened to have 12 friends.
278
00:14:45,848 --> 00:14:47,978
What did Harry have for dinner?
279
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:50,843
I got it.
That would be a conversation?
280
00:14:50,878 --> 00:14:52,673
Son of a ... Correct.
281
00:14:52,707 --> 00:14:54,536
How are you so good at this?
282
00:14:54,571 --> 00:14:57,850
Because I'm a deep space
insanity avoidance companion!
283
00:14:57,885 --> 00:14:59,921
I've been programmed to know
all games, puzzles,
284
00:14:59,956 --> 00:15:02,924
and riddles to keep my best
friend Gary always entertained.
285
00:15:02,959 --> 00:15:05,676
- Right?
- Nothing he has ever done
286
00:15:05,707 --> 00:15:09,551
has ever, at any juncture in time,
entertained me!
287
00:15:09,586 --> 00:15:13,625
This final riddle
will induce brain spasms
288
00:15:13,659 --> 00:15:18,630
from which your frontal cortex
will never recover!
289
00:15:18,664 --> 00:15:21,943
A caramel candy drops in a pool
of grundle handwicks
290
00:15:21,978 --> 00:15:25,395
which wick the hand from
which the wicking has handed.
291
00:15:25,429 --> 00:15:28,053
Did the caramel grow
in hand wicking?
292
00:15:28,087 --> 00:15:34,865
Or, did it get stolen by the
three blind grundle snackers?
293
00:15:36,717 --> 00:15:41,825
Answer correctly or begin
dying 1,000 deaths!
294
00:15:41,860 --> 00:15:44,586
KVN, I know you're gonna
let us down...
295
00:15:44,621 --> 00:15:46,865
in the time that we need
you the most.
296
00:15:46,899 --> 00:15:49,315
No one programmed me
for that total crap
297
00:15:49,350 --> 00:15:52,258
- that dude just made up!
- Called it!
298
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:54,804
Oh, my bones!
299
00:15:54,838 --> 00:15:57,530
My fragile bones!
300
00:15:57,565 --> 00:15:59,740
Oh, the hurting pains!
301
00:15:59,774 --> 00:16:03,709
My bones are being destroyed.
302
00:16:03,744 --> 00:16:04,951
- Grab the key, yo!
- Oh, help me!
303
00:16:04,952 --> 00:16:08,265
- Harp! Harp!
- Agh, help me, please!
304
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:12,062
I'll have no more bones
left at this rate.
305
00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:15,582
Gah!
306
00:16:22,797 --> 00:16:24,868
My crushed bones
are being set ablaze!
307
00:16:24,903 --> 00:16:26,767
- How do we get out of here?
- What hell have I arrived to?
308
00:16:26,801 --> 00:16:29,114
- That feels like a question for Richard.
- This is Richard.
309
00:16:29,148 --> 00:16:30,943
Who is that next to you?
310
00:16:30,978 --> 00:16:33,463
- Dan.
- What's Dan doing there?
311
00:16:33,497 --> 00:16:36,293
- Nothing.
- Well, when he stops doing "nothing,"
312
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,192
call me back, okay?
313
00:16:40,781 --> 00:16:42,886
Richard's calling me back
when he's finished with Dan.
314
00:16:42,921 --> 00:16:45,199
Oh, wow. Okay.
There's a minute I'm never getting back.
315
00:16:45,233 --> 00:16:48,210
- Go through the portal!
- Time to go!
316
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:51,688
- Chookity!
- Ash!
317
00:16:54,104 --> 00:16:57,521
- Gary, take the key!
- Oh, no! Little Cato!
318
00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:00,904
Harp? Is it really you?
319
00:17:00,939 --> 00:17:04,252
Gone. She's gone.
Gone. She's gone.
320
00:17:04,287 --> 00:17:06,151
- Oh, no.
- Ash!
321
00:17:06,185 --> 00:17:09,050
I hate to be that guy,
but it's really time to leave!
322
00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:15,780
- Where's my spider cat? Ash?
- They are not here.
323
00:17:15,781 --> 00:17:18,680
Come on, Little Cato!
Come on!
324
00:17:18,715 --> 00:17:21,683
- Harp, it's me.
- Go!
325
00:17:21,718 --> 00:17:24,444
Don't you remember?
Come back to me.
326
00:17:24,445 --> 00:17:25,859
She's gone. Gone.
327
00:17:25,860 --> 00:17:28,483
- She's gone. Gone.
- I came to save you.
328
00:17:28,518 --> 00:17:30,485
Gone. She's gone.
Gone. Gone.
329
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:31,934
She's gone.
330
00:17:35,214 --> 00:17:36,559
Ash, I don't know much,
331
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,493
but I know that's
not a person anymore.
332
00:17:38,528 --> 00:17:42,393
- I can't leave her again.
- Go! Go!
333
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:45,984
Go!
334
00:17:54,371 --> 00:17:56,027
Ow!
335
00:18:08,178 --> 00:18:10,560
Oh! That should cover your rent.
336
00:18:10,594 --> 00:18:11,732
Gimme the key!
337
00:18:17,878 --> 00:18:22,201
Wow! They really do
bounce forever. Hooray!
338
00:18:25,715 --> 00:18:27,415
Hey.
339
00:18:28,925 --> 00:18:32,135
You can't save someone
who doesn't know they're lost.
340
00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:34,551
I thought the whole reason
I got these powers
341
00:18:34,586 --> 00:18:36,207
was to get her back.
342
00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:38,970
Maybe you got them for something
amazing down the line.
343
00:18:39,004 --> 00:18:42,076
You mean something
that hasn't even happened yet?
344
00:18:42,111 --> 00:18:44,734
Yeah.
So great job.
345
00:18:44,768 --> 00:18:46,805
You're gonna be awesome.
346
00:18:48,082 --> 00:18:51,051
- That freaks me out even more.
- How come?
347
00:18:51,085 --> 00:18:54,088
Because it means on
the other side of this,
348
00:18:54,123 --> 00:18:57,609
there might actually
be something good.
349
00:18:57,643 --> 00:19:00,750
Oh. That is terrifying.
350
00:19:00,784 --> 00:19:02,925
No, I-I-I'm there, too.
351
00:19:02,959 --> 00:19:05,617
I think there's a word for that...
352
00:19:05,651 --> 00:19:08,758
- Hope?
- Yeah.
353
00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:11,795
Hope. Pathetic that neither
of us knew that.
354
00:19:11,830 --> 00:19:16,188
- Maybe I'll try it on for size.
- Well, how was it?
355
00:19:16,214 --> 00:19:18,595
It's a little tight
in the crotch, but...
356
00:19:18,630 --> 00:19:20,632
Good.
Want to give it go?
357
00:19:20,666 --> 00:19:25,119
- Maybe after you leave.
- Oh. Okay.
358
00:19:25,154 --> 00:19:27,432
Hey...
359
00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:30,297
Thanks.
360
00:19:53,768 --> 00:19:55,459
Take that! And that!
361
00:20:01,362 --> 00:20:03,330
Eeee.
362
00:20:12,339 --> 00:20:15,756
Attention.
We are directly over the wedding.
363
00:20:15,790 --> 00:20:17,965
Remember, you tried
to hijack our ship
364
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,692
to be with this special, special lady.
365
00:20:20,726 --> 00:20:24,178
So now, you just have
to hijack her heart.
366
00:20:24,213 --> 00:20:26,249
Thanks for the bierstein of wisdom.
367
00:20:26,284 --> 00:20:28,872
Hey, what are best men for?
368
00:20:28,907 --> 00:20:31,461
'Cause I am your best man!
369
00:20:31,496 --> 00:20:33,575
Oh, no! Best friend!
370
00:20:33,610 --> 00:20:35,879
Nooooo!
My best friend!
371
00:20:38,710 --> 00:20:41,092
Aah!
372
00:20:41,126 --> 00:20:42,886
He isn't coming.
373
00:20:42,921 --> 00:20:46,821
Wait! I'm comiiiiiing!
374
00:20:46,856 --> 00:20:48,408
I love you!
375
00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:53,207
Aaaaaah!
376
00:20:53,242 --> 00:20:55,779
- Eugh.
- Rice.
377
00:20:55,780 --> 00:20:58,316
Now the birds will also die.
378
00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:01,473
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