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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,921 --> 00:00:39,338 You know... 2 00:00:39,421 --> 00:00:41,046 you think that when you get old, 3 00:00:41,255 --> 00:00:43,505 you'll pass on all your junk to your kids, 4 00:00:43,796 --> 00:00:45,921 and it'll become their problem to deal with 5 00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:47,046 when you're gone. 6 00:00:49,421 --> 00:00:50,255 Guess what? 7 00:00:50,796 --> 00:00:52,171 I never had any kids. 8 00:00:52,255 --> 00:00:54,838 And I've got a whole lot of junk. 9 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:56,713 Morning. 10 00:00:56,796 --> 00:00:58,296 - Hi. -Can I help with anything? 11 00:00:58,380 --> 00:01:00,296 -You want anything? -Thank you. Just looking. 12 00:01:03,046 --> 00:01:05,046 So, here I am. 13 00:01:11,255 --> 00:01:12,880 I'll give it to you for 30. It's okay. 14 00:01:12,963 --> 00:01:14,046 You can have this, look. 15 00:01:15,421 --> 00:01:16,421 -That's 15. -Yeah, thanks. 16 00:01:16,505 --> 00:01:18,463 Got that? Thirty-five. 17 00:01:18,546 --> 00:01:19,921 I just love estate sales. 18 00:01:20,005 --> 00:01:23,755 You know, 'cause they, like, give you a glimpse into a person's life. 19 00:01:24,296 --> 00:01:25,255 Eighty-three fifty. 20 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:28,380 Did you know the owner? 21 00:01:29,796 --> 00:01:31,630 -I did. -How did she die? 22 00:01:32,421 --> 00:01:33,255 Cancer. 23 00:01:33,755 --> 00:01:36,255 Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Who was she? 24 00:01:38,380 --> 00:01:39,255 Nice choice. 25 00:01:41,588 --> 00:01:42,755 Thank you very much. 26 00:01:50,255 --> 00:01:54,380 I have lived in this same apartment for 46 years. 27 00:01:55,171 --> 00:01:56,005 Ugh! 28 00:01:56,088 --> 00:01:58,505 -I don't know where the years have gone. 29 00:01:59,421 --> 00:02:00,421 Oh, my God. 30 00:02:07,005 --> 00:02:08,463 Ah, my mom. 31 00:02:08,546 --> 00:02:10,380 She used to say that we don't die. 32 00:02:10,838 --> 00:02:13,755 We live on through the memories we leave behind. 33 00:02:19,755 --> 00:02:20,630 Goodbye. 34 00:02:23,505 --> 00:02:24,963 I guess this is it for me. 35 00:02:26,463 --> 00:02:28,796 ? Sometimes I'm tired and I wonder ? 36 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:31,255 ? What's so all-fired important ? 37 00:02:31,338 --> 00:02:35,171 ? About being someplace at some time ? 38 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:38,171 ? Oh, but I don't really mind ? 39 00:02:39,338 --> 00:02:41,963 ? 'Cause I could be on Easy Street ? 40 00:02:42,046 --> 00:02:46,671 ? And I know that you've got to take The bitter with the sweet ? 41 00:02:50,463 --> 00:02:52,380 ? I guess it gets to everyone ? 42 00:02:52,463 --> 00:02:54,838 ? You think you're not having any fun ? 43 00:02:54,921 --> 00:02:56,630 ? And you wonder what you're doing ? 44 00:02:56,713 --> 00:02:59,046 ? Playing the games you play ? 45 00:02:59,130 --> 00:03:02,963 ? Hey, well, it's true what they say ? 46 00:03:03,255 --> 00:03:05,713 ? If you want to feel complete ? 47 00:03:05,796 --> 00:03:10,713 ? Don't you know that you've got to take The bitter with the sweet ? 48 00:03:10,796 --> 00:03:13,546 Hi, Martha. This is Lindsey from Dr. Lee's office. 49 00:03:13,630 --> 00:03:15,296 You missed your appointment this morning. 50 00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:17,630 - I'd like to cancel, actually. -Ugh... 51 00:03:17,713 --> 00:03:20,963 No, I mean, what I'm saying is I'd like to cancel all my appointments. 52 00:03:21,046 --> 00:03:24,130 But your chemo starts next week. You should really just speak with her. 53 00:03:24,213 --> 00:03:26,588 No, Lindsey! I'm not doing the treatment. 54 00:03:26,671 --> 00:03:29,005 ? A friend of mine once told me ? 55 00:03:29,463 --> 00:03:33,713 ? And I know he knows All about feelin' down ? 56 00:03:35,921 --> 00:03:40,255 ? He said everything good in life You've got to pay for ? 57 00:03:41,380 --> 00:03:45,046 ? But feelin' good Is what you're paving the way for ? 58 00:03:49,588 --> 00:03:50,546 Come on! 59 00:03:53,505 --> 00:03:55,630 What? Oh, c-- Anytime! 60 00:04:00,463 --> 00:04:01,546 Sorry, but yeah. 61 00:04:02,171 --> 00:04:04,338 Okay, go on by! 62 00:04:04,421 --> 00:04:05,380 Go ahead! 63 00:04:08,755 --> 00:04:10,630 Really? Wow. 64 00:04:13,338 --> 00:04:14,421 Hi! 65 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:15,880 Hey there! 66 00:04:17,088 --> 00:04:19,005 Oh, my God. 67 00:04:26,588 --> 00:04:27,505 Oh, hi there! 68 00:04:27,588 --> 00:04:28,421 Hello! 69 00:04:32,463 --> 00:04:36,880 ? You've got to take the bitter With the sweet ? 70 00:04:38,921 --> 00:04:39,921 ? You've got to take ? 71 00:04:40,005 --> 00:04:42,463 ? The bitter with the sweet ? 72 00:04:43,046 --> 00:04:44,255 ? The bitter with the ? 73 00:04:44,338 --> 00:04:45,546 ? Sweet ? 74 00:04:45,630 --> 00:04:48,255 ? Sweet, sweet ? 75 00:04:48,338 --> 00:04:49,296 ? Oh ? 76 00:04:49,796 --> 00:04:50,630 Oh! 77 00:04:51,380 --> 00:04:52,963 Oh, shoot. 78 00:05:10,338 --> 00:05:11,671 You like that one? 79 00:05:12,755 --> 00:05:14,130 Yeah, I'll take it. 80 00:05:14,588 --> 00:05:17,505 Oh, my goodness! You must be Martha! 81 00:05:17,588 --> 00:05:18,755 Huh? Oh. 82 00:05:18,838 --> 00:05:20,088 I'm Vicki. 83 00:05:20,213 --> 00:05:22,046 -This is Gayle and Barbara. -Hey! 84 00:05:22,130 --> 00:05:24,255 -Hello! -We are the welcoming committee. 85 00:05:25,505 --> 00:05:27,171 And this is for you. 86 00:05:28,130 --> 00:05:29,630 Oh. Oh! Ah! 87 00:05:29,713 --> 00:05:31,005 -I'm sorry! -Excuse me. I'm sorry. 88 00:05:31,088 --> 00:05:33,005 -That's fine. Don't worry about it. -You got it. 89 00:05:33,088 --> 00:05:35,463 -Anyway... -Just a little southern hospitality. 90 00:05:35,963 --> 00:05:38,130 Now, what brings you to Sun Springs? 91 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:39,671 Oh, I'm just here to die. 92 00:05:41,130 --> 00:05:44,213 Well, I think we can aim a little bit higher than that. 93 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:48,380 Let's get started with the tour. 94 00:05:49,213 --> 00:05:50,713 -Uh-huh. -What do you mean, the tour? 95 00:05:50,796 --> 00:05:52,171 -You're official! -Wait, whoa. 96 00:05:52,255 --> 00:05:54,463 -Yeah, let's go. -You gotta protect that pretty skin. 97 00:05:54,546 --> 00:05:56,921 -Oh, yeah. -If you're gonna tackle this one. 98 00:05:57,005 --> 00:05:59,213 - So sorry. -We'll put that in your front yard. 99 00:05:59,296 --> 00:06:02,088 All right, put your hands up! Come on, don't be lazy! 100 00:06:02,171 --> 00:06:04,838 We've got everything you could ever need. 101 00:06:04,921 --> 00:06:07,671 We've got three golf courses, 102 00:06:07,838 --> 00:06:09,380 two bowling alleys, 103 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:11,588 oh, an indoor pool, 104 00:06:11,671 --> 00:06:14,171 and the outdoor pool. 105 00:06:14,255 --> 00:06:15,838 -The works. -Yeah. 106 00:06:16,088 --> 00:06:17,213 I always say, 107 00:06:17,713 --> 00:06:19,630 if you are bored in Sun Springs, 108 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,296 you just need to be watered. 109 00:06:22,296 --> 00:06:23,255 -It's true. -Yeah. 110 00:06:23,338 --> 00:06:25,005 -She always says that. -She does. 111 00:06:25,671 --> 00:06:27,005 Let's move on. 112 00:06:28,921 --> 00:06:32,713 All our residents are required to join at least one club. 113 00:06:32,796 --> 00:06:33,671 Oh. 114 00:06:33,755 --> 00:06:36,088 Now, there are over 100 of 'em. 115 00:06:36,171 --> 00:06:41,005 In the unlikely event that you can't find the right club for you, 116 00:06:41,755 --> 00:06:43,255 -fun fact! -What? 117 00:06:43,338 --> 00:06:45,130 You can start your own! 118 00:06:45,796 --> 00:06:49,130 Gayle and I started a club called the Southern Belles. 119 00:06:49,213 --> 00:06:50,630 Oh, is that a fact, Vicki? 120 00:06:50,713 --> 00:06:51,921 I'm not allowed to join. 121 00:06:52,796 --> 00:06:56,463 It's called the Southern Belles. It's not called the Wisconsin Belles. 122 00:06:56,755 --> 00:06:59,630 I don't know how many times I have to explain that to you. 123 00:07:00,796 --> 00:07:04,588 Oh, and the biggest event of the year is the Senior Showcase. 124 00:07:04,671 --> 00:07:05,546 -Oh. -Oh, my God! 125 00:07:05,630 --> 00:07:06,463 Really? 126 00:07:06,546 --> 00:07:10,338 All of Sun Springs' talent on one stage. 127 00:07:10,421 --> 00:07:13,630 The whole community comes out to watch. It's a real hoot. 128 00:07:13,921 --> 00:07:15,130 You're gonna love it, Martha. 129 00:07:15,213 --> 00:07:16,546 Well, I mean, I'll, uh... 130 00:07:16,630 --> 00:07:20,046 Obviously, I will be sure and check my calendar. 131 00:07:20,130 --> 00:07:21,671 -Great. -But if you'll excuse me, ladies, 132 00:07:21,755 --> 00:07:23,255 I just want to say thanks for the tour. 133 00:07:23,338 --> 00:07:25,046 I should get going, though. I really should-- 134 00:07:25,130 --> 00:07:27,880 Wait. No, you haven't done your safety training. 135 00:07:28,005 --> 00:07:28,921 My what? 136 00:07:29,005 --> 00:07:30,421 Safety training. 137 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:31,880 Uh-huh. 138 00:07:32,130 --> 00:07:35,671 As Chief of Security, it's my job to keep our residents safe. 139 00:07:36,005 --> 00:07:38,796 I run a team of highly trained volunteers, just like Dorris here. 140 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:39,921 Say hi, Dorris. 141 00:07:40,005 --> 00:07:41,796 -Hi! -Hello, Dorris. 142 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:44,880 All tips are anonymous. 143 00:07:45,130 --> 00:07:47,130 So if you see something, say something. 144 00:07:47,213 --> 00:07:48,255 Like what? 145 00:07:48,338 --> 00:07:49,671 Overgrown hedges. 146 00:07:50,088 --> 00:07:51,880 Excessive lawn ornamentation. 147 00:07:51,963 --> 00:07:55,380 If someone has their Christmas lights on past New Years, that's a big one. 148 00:07:55,463 --> 00:07:56,296 Very big. 149 00:07:57,505 --> 00:07:59,880 Well, are you authorized to use deadly force? 150 00:08:00,463 --> 00:08:01,380 Excuse me? 151 00:08:01,463 --> 00:08:03,380 Well, let's just say it's July 152 00:08:03,463 --> 00:08:06,171 and my neighbor hasn't taken down his Christmas lights. 153 00:08:06,463 --> 00:08:08,380 Are you gonna have the guts to do what it takes? 154 00:08:08,713 --> 00:08:09,546 Well... 155 00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:13,088 mostly we just issue citations. 156 00:08:13,380 --> 00:08:15,838 I'm glad you find this so amusing! 157 00:08:42,921 --> 00:08:43,796 Oh! 158 00:08:53,921 --> 00:08:54,755 Oh. 159 00:09:22,296 --> 00:09:23,463 Oh, my God. 160 00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:31,838 Oh. 161 00:09:33,130 --> 00:09:35,713 -Hi! Moving in? -Oh. Yeah. 162 00:09:35,796 --> 00:09:38,630 I was hoping you'd be a man. 163 00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:40,505 Excuse me? 164 00:09:40,588 --> 00:09:45,380 Did you know single women outlive single men by almost ten years? 165 00:09:45,463 --> 00:09:49,463 And Lord knows there's not enough erections around here as it is. 166 00:09:49,546 --> 00:09:51,588 Oh, we're talkin' erections, huh? Wow. 167 00:09:51,671 --> 00:09:53,546 I'm Sheryl. 168 00:09:53,630 --> 00:09:54,630 -Sheryl. -I live next door. 169 00:09:54,713 --> 00:09:57,713 -Yes, Sheryl. Good to meet you. -Hey, you don't play poker, do you? 170 00:09:57,796 --> 00:10:00,380 Because I run a weekly game, 171 00:10:00,463 --> 00:10:03,130 and we could sure use another player. 172 00:10:03,213 --> 00:10:07,088 It's all very hush-hush because gambling's not allowed around here, 173 00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:08,963 like most things that are worthwhile. 174 00:10:09,046 --> 00:10:12,046 You should drop by tonight and say hi to the guys. 175 00:10:12,130 --> 00:10:13,630 God, you know, it's been a very... 176 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:16,338 Look, it's a long day for me. I just moved in, and... 177 00:10:16,421 --> 00:10:18,338 But thanks, I really appreciate what you're... 178 00:10:18,421 --> 00:10:20,088 -The invitation's sweet. -I get it. 179 00:10:20,171 --> 00:10:22,546 It's really nice. Thanks so much for coming by. 180 00:10:22,921 --> 00:10:24,588 - See ya. - Great. 181 00:10:24,796 --> 00:10:27,130 Ugh, God. Bye! 182 00:10:27,713 --> 00:10:28,713 Okay. 183 00:10:42,213 --> 00:10:43,296 Oh, my God. 184 00:10:43,713 --> 00:10:44,546 Okay. 185 00:10:45,088 --> 00:10:46,130 That's it. 186 00:10:54,380 --> 00:10:55,713 - Okay. 187 00:10:55,796 --> 00:10:56,963 Let's go. Move it. 188 00:10:57,713 --> 00:11:00,088 - I'll play! You want one or two? - Hey! 189 00:11:00,171 --> 00:11:01,213 Oh, God damn it. 190 00:11:02,546 --> 00:11:03,671 Hello? 191 00:11:03,755 --> 00:11:04,838 Oh, God. 192 00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:13,380 Hello? 193 00:11:14,755 --> 00:11:15,588 Yes. 194 00:11:16,338 --> 00:11:18,296 We'll send somebody right over. 195 00:11:19,296 --> 00:11:20,505 Hey, Chief. 196 00:11:20,588 --> 00:11:21,630 What is it, Dorris? 197 00:11:21,713 --> 00:11:27,088 Well, we got a 314 in progress over there on Pleasant Valley Drive. 198 00:11:27,171 --> 00:11:28,421 Somebody's getting raped? 199 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:29,713 Well, now... 200 00:11:30,671 --> 00:11:31,671 Mmm... 201 00:11:33,546 --> 00:11:34,838 What's a noise complaint? 202 00:11:34,921 --> 00:11:36,005 That's a 315. 203 00:11:37,046 --> 00:11:38,671 Oh. Well, yeah, that's the one. 204 00:11:40,588 --> 00:11:41,921 Let's go, let's go! 205 00:11:43,255 --> 00:11:44,130 Come on. 206 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:48,921 -Oh! 207 00:11:55,130 --> 00:11:55,963 Oh. 208 00:11:56,046 --> 00:11:59,338 Hey! You didn't call the cops on me, did you? 209 00:11:59,755 --> 00:12:03,463 Because if there's a problem, I hope you can just come straight to me. 210 00:12:03,546 --> 00:12:06,463 Well, of course. I mean, the same goes for you. 211 00:12:06,546 --> 00:12:09,546 Good. We need somewhere to hide. 212 00:12:09,630 --> 00:12:11,546 -We? -Come on, guys. 213 00:12:12,630 --> 00:12:13,880 I'm sorry, but... 214 00:12:13,963 --> 00:12:16,463 - This'll work! Over here! - I'll set this up. 215 00:12:17,046 --> 00:12:18,296 - Well, I-- -Howdy! 216 00:12:18,380 --> 00:12:19,588 -Ma'am. -Hello. 217 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,088 - Get this out the way. - Hey, Martha. 218 00:12:37,171 --> 00:12:38,505 - Mm-hmm. -You want a beer? 219 00:12:38,588 --> 00:12:40,380 Uh, no, no. Thanks so much. 220 00:12:40,463 --> 00:12:42,796 - Let's do it! Here we go! - Okay, let's go. 221 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:43,921 Oh, snacks! 222 00:12:44,005 --> 00:12:45,255 Mm-hmm. There you go. 223 00:12:45,338 --> 00:12:47,171 Sorry about the intrusion. 224 00:12:47,255 --> 00:12:49,171 No, that's fine. That's absolutely fine. 225 00:12:49,255 --> 00:12:53,463 I really love having strange men in my house at all hours of the night. 226 00:12:57,421 --> 00:12:58,755 But who is that? 227 00:12:58,838 --> 00:13:01,671 Oh, that's, uh, Ben. He's Sheryl's gardener. 228 00:13:01,755 --> 00:13:03,046 - Really? 229 00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:04,463 - God. - Uh-huh. 230 00:13:04,546 --> 00:13:05,588 Uh-huh. 231 00:13:05,671 --> 00:13:07,088 Okay, thank you. 232 00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:10,130 -All right. -All right. Come on. Ante up now. 233 00:13:10,213 --> 00:13:12,213 - What is this? - No, that's rubbish. 234 00:13:13,213 --> 00:13:14,046 Oh. 235 00:13:14,130 --> 00:13:15,255 -Evening, ma'am. -Evening. 236 00:13:15,338 --> 00:13:17,046 I just wanted to follow up on your call. 237 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,296 Oh, well, don't worry. Everything's absolutely fine now. 238 00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:21,671 -No, ma'am. I'm afraid it is not. -Huh? 239 00:13:21,755 --> 00:13:23,296 It's never that quiet over there. 240 00:13:23,380 --> 00:13:25,213 I didn't see anyone in the house, 241 00:13:25,963 --> 00:13:28,296 but there were clear signs of subterfuge. 242 00:13:28,380 --> 00:13:29,296 Subterfuge? 243 00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:32,046 Yes, ma'am. It's like chicanery or evasion. 244 00:13:33,088 --> 00:13:35,505 I just want you to know that Dorris and I will be on stake-out. 245 00:13:37,005 --> 00:13:40,421 - Mm-hmm. -Thank you. All right, bye. 246 00:13:42,005 --> 00:13:44,213 - That's for me, Hank. - All right. 247 00:13:44,296 --> 00:13:45,963 Here we go. It's on you, Sheryl. 248 00:13:46,046 --> 00:13:47,046 Hey, Martha! 249 00:13:47,463 --> 00:13:48,671 You want a beer? 250 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,380 - You wanna play? We're raising. 251 00:13:52,463 --> 00:13:53,296 Good night, everyone. 252 00:13:53,380 --> 00:13:54,796 - Bye now. -We'll whisper. 253 00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:59,921 -Pay up, boys! -Just shut up! 254 00:14:02,838 --> 00:14:04,796 God, I can't take it. 255 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,005 - Hey! 256 00:14:14,088 --> 00:14:15,338 -Hey there! -Oh, whoa! 257 00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:16,755 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 258 00:14:16,838 --> 00:14:18,421 -Yeah, hi, hello. -Hey. 259 00:14:18,755 --> 00:14:20,630 I wanna take you to lunch. 260 00:14:20,713 --> 00:14:23,546 -That isn't really necessary. -To say thank you for last night. 261 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:28,088 -Whoa! What a night, right? -Come on, I don't take no for an answer! 262 00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,296 I gathered that. 263 00:14:29,380 --> 00:14:31,713 I bet you haven't got other plans. 264 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:33,755 -Okay, fine. -Then hop in. 265 00:14:33,838 --> 00:14:36,005 -Hop in. We'll be late. -I got it. I'll get in right now. 266 00:14:36,088 --> 00:14:38,130 -This'll be... -I promise you'll love it. 267 00:14:38,421 --> 00:14:40,338 ? Playing with the Queen of Hearts ? 268 00:14:41,796 --> 00:14:43,755 So what brings you to Sun Springs? 269 00:14:44,338 --> 00:14:47,880 Well, I heard really good things about the Southern Belles. 270 00:14:47,963 --> 00:14:50,421 - The Southern Belles. -Yeah. 271 00:14:50,505 --> 00:14:51,796 Gimme a break. 272 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:55,130 Bunch of mean, old gals and their stupid club. 273 00:14:55,213 --> 00:14:56,463 - Sheryl! -Hi! 274 00:14:56,546 --> 00:14:57,588 Good to see ya! 275 00:14:57,671 --> 00:14:58,546 Hey. 276 00:14:59,588 --> 00:15:01,046 What clubs do you belong to? 277 00:15:01,130 --> 00:15:03,338 Well, I just turn up, pretend I'm interested, 278 00:15:03,421 --> 00:15:04,921 and eat all the free food. 279 00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:08,171 Will we be seeing you perform at the Senior Showcase 280 00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:09,630 I've heard so much about? 281 00:15:09,713 --> 00:15:10,588 Oh, no. 282 00:15:10,671 --> 00:15:13,338 My only talents are poker and poking. 283 00:15:14,630 --> 00:15:15,630 Poker and poking? 284 00:15:17,088 --> 00:15:18,380 Where are you taking me? 285 00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,255 The real perk about this place... 286 00:15:36,046 --> 00:15:38,755 is that people are constantly dying. 287 00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:41,963 They list all the funerals in the papers, 288 00:15:42,046 --> 00:15:44,546 and there's always tons of free food. 289 00:15:46,255 --> 00:15:48,921 -Here, put this in your purse. -No, no, no, no. No. 290 00:15:49,005 --> 00:15:51,171 Put it in your own purse, okay? Thanks. 291 00:15:51,255 --> 00:15:52,963 Well, mine's already full. Just shove it in. 292 00:15:53,046 --> 00:15:55,005 -No, I don't really want to. -Oh, okay. 293 00:15:55,713 --> 00:15:57,630 Shall we go pay our respects? 294 00:16:09,255 --> 00:16:11,463 -Okay, I'm outta here. -Do you want to have a drink? 295 00:16:11,546 --> 00:16:13,880 No, no, I'll have a drink later, thanks. I'm outta here. 296 00:16:27,838 --> 00:16:29,838 Hey, Martha! It's Sheryl! 297 00:16:29,921 --> 00:16:33,046 We're going to bingo and we'd love for you to join us. 298 00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:34,588 There's some great prizes! 299 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,421 Listen, I'm sorry 300 00:16:36,505 --> 00:16:38,255 about taking you to that wake. 301 00:16:38,338 --> 00:16:40,671 I know you didn't like it. I'm sorry. 302 00:16:40,755 --> 00:16:41,671 It was... 303 00:16:41,755 --> 00:16:42,588 Anyway, 304 00:16:42,963 --> 00:16:44,171 give me a call, would you? 305 00:16:44,255 --> 00:16:45,505 I haven't seen you. 306 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,880 I'd love to... You know, bingo's fun. 307 00:16:54,005 --> 00:16:57,171 Oh, hi, Martha. I was hoping you'd pick up. 308 00:16:57,255 --> 00:17:00,046 We're going bowling and we'd love you to join us. 309 00:17:00,130 --> 00:17:01,088 I can teach you. 310 00:17:01,171 --> 00:17:03,005 It's simple. It's all in the wrist. 311 00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:04,796 So give a call, why don't you? 312 00:17:06,046 --> 00:17:07,046 Bye! 313 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,213 Oh. 314 00:17:16,588 --> 00:17:17,421 Oh. 315 00:17:20,255 --> 00:17:21,671 I'm Tim Nichols. 316 00:17:22,130 --> 00:17:24,255 Now, death can be expensive. 317 00:17:24,546 --> 00:17:26,505 There's the embalming, the caskets, 318 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:29,713 the flowers, the funeral and cemetery fees, 319 00:17:29,796 --> 00:17:31,421 just to name a few. 320 00:17:31,838 --> 00:17:34,963 If you ever wondered if there's a better way, 321 00:17:35,838 --> 00:17:38,171 well, now there is. 322 00:17:38,421 --> 00:17:41,796 Send your loved one off in style by sending their ashes up 323 00:17:42,088 --> 00:17:45,755 in one of our custom-made funeral fireworks. 324 00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:49,005 I guarantee they'll get a bang out of it. 325 00:18:02,671 --> 00:18:03,505 What? 326 00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:05,463 What? 327 00:18:10,921 --> 00:18:12,630 Oh, my God, what is this? 328 00:18:21,630 --> 00:18:24,088 What the hell are you doing?! 329 00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,421 What am I doing? 330 00:18:25,755 --> 00:18:28,338 Oh, my God! I thought you were a burglar! 331 00:18:28,421 --> 00:18:31,588 You haven't been out of this place for days! 332 00:18:31,671 --> 00:18:34,546 I thought you'd slipped in the shower or something. 333 00:18:34,921 --> 00:18:37,588 I was worried the cats were getting at you. 334 00:18:37,671 --> 00:18:38,796 I don't have cats. 335 00:18:39,088 --> 00:18:40,713 Jesus Christ! 336 00:18:40,796 --> 00:18:43,171 -You could've killed me with that thing! -I know. 337 00:18:43,671 --> 00:18:44,796 Who are you? 338 00:18:44,963 --> 00:18:46,338 Let's have some wine. 339 00:18:46,421 --> 00:18:47,588 -Come on, let's sit down. -Oh! 340 00:18:47,671 --> 00:18:48,880 Okay, yeah. 341 00:18:48,963 --> 00:18:50,838 Oh, my God, Jesus Christ. 342 00:18:53,463 --> 00:18:56,005 I'm really sorry about being such a bitch at the wake. 343 00:18:56,088 --> 00:18:58,380 I was mad about something else, and, you know, 344 00:18:58,463 --> 00:19:01,796 I shouldn't have taken it out on you, and... 345 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,755 No, I'm sorry for telling you what to do. 346 00:19:04,838 --> 00:19:08,088 You're a grown-ass woman. You can do whatever you want. 347 00:19:08,171 --> 00:19:09,005 Yeah. 348 00:19:12,421 --> 00:19:13,421 What's this? 349 00:19:13,796 --> 00:19:16,088 Oh, no, it's just a bunch of old junk. 350 00:19:16,796 --> 00:19:18,296 You were a cheerleader? 351 00:19:19,046 --> 00:19:21,838 Oh, aren't you full of surprises? 352 00:19:21,921 --> 00:19:23,213 Ms. Pep Squad. 353 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:24,130 Queen of the campus. 354 00:19:24,213 --> 00:19:26,338 Yeah, in another life, I guess you'd call it. 355 00:19:26,421 --> 00:19:31,380 I used to just come running home so that I could practice all afternoon, 356 00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:34,171 and it drove my mom totally crazy. 357 00:19:34,796 --> 00:19:36,005 That's how bad I wanted it. 358 00:19:36,505 --> 00:19:37,338 Yeah. 359 00:19:37,588 --> 00:19:40,963 And I tried out three times and I never made the cut. 360 00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:42,046 But get this. 361 00:19:42,421 --> 00:19:43,963 Finally, in my senior year, 362 00:19:44,755 --> 00:19:46,005 I made the varsity squad. 363 00:19:46,088 --> 00:19:47,255 Better late than never! 364 00:19:47,338 --> 00:19:49,880 Yeah. On the day before our first game... 365 00:19:51,338 --> 00:19:56,796 I found out that my mother was very sick, so... 366 00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:58,963 I, uh... 367 00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:04,463 I quit the team, you know, started to take care of her. 368 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,171 Man, you know. Oh, my God. I... 369 00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:11,255 You know, I never... 370 00:20:11,338 --> 00:20:13,255 I never did perform. 371 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,546 - Oh. -No, that's... 372 00:20:16,046 --> 00:20:18,546 Maybe you should give it another shot. 373 00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:21,338 Yeah, maybe the Dallas Cowgirls have an opening, right? 374 00:20:23,046 --> 00:20:23,880 Yeah. 375 00:20:24,713 --> 00:20:26,088 -You know what? -What? 376 00:20:26,171 --> 00:20:28,213 I really love this. 377 00:20:28,296 --> 00:20:31,380 - Mm-hmm. -I think it's kinda... sexy. 378 00:20:31,796 --> 00:20:33,255 Don't you think? 379 00:20:33,338 --> 00:20:34,338 Uh, hey... 380 00:20:34,421 --> 00:20:36,338 Could I borrow this? 381 00:20:36,421 --> 00:20:37,588 -No. 382 00:20:38,046 --> 00:20:38,880 No, I can't? 383 00:20:38,963 --> 00:20:40,880 -No, of course you can! 384 00:20:40,963 --> 00:20:44,505 'Cause I'm taking pictures for my Jdate profile. 385 00:20:44,838 --> 00:20:46,005 I didn't know you were Jewish. 386 00:20:46,296 --> 00:20:47,130 Oh, I'm not. 387 00:20:48,171 --> 00:20:49,005 Hey. 388 00:20:50,671 --> 00:20:52,546 I'm glad you're not cat food. 389 00:20:52,963 --> 00:20:54,963 Yeah, thanks. 390 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,296 -See ya. -Yeah, see you. 391 00:21:46,963 --> 00:21:47,963 Hello? 392 00:21:48,963 --> 00:21:50,755 -Hello? -Hey. Shh. 393 00:21:50,838 --> 00:21:51,755 Sheryl's not here. 394 00:21:52,630 --> 00:21:54,338 Who are you anyway? I mean... 395 00:21:54,421 --> 00:21:57,088 And don't give me that nonsense about being the gardener-- 396 00:21:57,171 --> 00:22:00,213 I live here. They don't let anyone under 55 live here, 397 00:22:00,296 --> 00:22:02,171 so I gotta keep a low profile. 398 00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:05,088 Oh. So Sheryl likes 'em young, does she, huh? 399 00:22:05,171 --> 00:22:06,171 What? 400 00:22:06,255 --> 00:22:07,088 Oh. 401 00:22:07,546 --> 00:22:09,588 -What? -Sheryl is my-- my grandma. 402 00:22:09,671 --> 00:22:10,505 Oh. 403 00:22:11,255 --> 00:22:12,088 Yeah. 404 00:22:12,838 --> 00:22:14,296 And where is she anyway, huh? 405 00:22:14,546 --> 00:22:16,921 She substitute teaches at my school 406 00:22:17,005 --> 00:22:19,463 when she needs the extra cash, so she's down there. 407 00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:20,588 Sheryl's a teacher? 408 00:22:22,921 --> 00:22:25,963 If you can call it that. I pretend to be sick whenever she's there. 409 00:22:26,046 --> 00:22:27,338 It's kinda humiliating. 410 00:22:28,088 --> 00:22:31,130 Miss Ferris is away sick, so we'll be watching a movie. 411 00:22:32,005 --> 00:22:33,588 -Yes? -What's the movie? 412 00:22:33,671 --> 00:22:35,588 It's an educational video 413 00:22:35,671 --> 00:22:38,588 about the dangers of STDs. 414 00:22:39,005 --> 00:22:40,713 Are you even qualified to be teaching us? 415 00:22:41,755 --> 00:22:43,088 What's your name? 416 00:22:43,171 --> 00:22:44,005 Chloe. 417 00:22:44,421 --> 00:22:48,463 Well, Chloe, the state of Georgia has surprisingly low standards 418 00:22:48,546 --> 00:22:50,171 for substitute teachers. 419 00:22:50,255 --> 00:22:51,755 If you've got a problem with that, 420 00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:54,171 you take it up with your congressman. 421 00:22:54,255 --> 00:22:57,421 Okay, but we're supposed to be studying Romeo and Juliet. 422 00:22:57,505 --> 00:22:59,963 Well, today you'll be studying gonorrhea. 423 00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:02,588 So you wanna have sex? 424 00:23:03,088 --> 00:23:05,505 You should know what's up before getting down. 425 00:23:05,588 --> 00:23:06,588 ? Yeah! ? 426 00:23:06,671 --> 00:23:09,421 ? Sex can be fun, but there's STDs ? 427 00:23:09,755 --> 00:23:12,505 ? Some can be cured But some you can't treat ? 428 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,755 ? Uh-oh, herpes! Oh, no, hep B! ? 429 00:23:15,838 --> 00:23:18,755 ? Whoa, oh! What if it's HIV? ? 430 00:23:18,838 --> 00:23:21,213 And one, two, three, four... 431 00:23:21,546 --> 00:23:23,296 So you're a teacher, huh? 432 00:23:24,213 --> 00:23:27,713 Well, I like to think of myself as more of a life coach. 433 00:23:29,671 --> 00:23:30,713 I was a teacher. 434 00:23:31,171 --> 00:23:32,630 -Yeah? -Yes, yes. 435 00:23:32,713 --> 00:23:34,005 Do you ever miss it? 436 00:23:34,671 --> 00:23:38,380 Sometimes. I mean, God, the hours were long and the pay was ridiculous, 437 00:23:38,463 --> 00:23:39,588 but yeah, I guess I... 438 00:23:40,046 --> 00:23:41,088 I guess miss it. 439 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:43,880 So, what are you doing here? 440 00:23:44,796 --> 00:23:46,421 I have an announcement to make. 441 00:23:49,296 --> 00:23:52,213 We're starting a cheerleading club at Sun Springs. 442 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,755 Is that the set-up or the punchline? 443 00:23:55,838 --> 00:23:58,005 No, no, no. I'm really serious, right? 444 00:23:58,296 --> 00:23:59,713 I mean, I have to join a club. 445 00:23:59,796 --> 00:24:01,713 I don't like any of their clubs, so... 446 00:24:02,338 --> 00:24:03,421 I'm creating my own. 447 00:24:04,046 --> 00:24:05,505 -Yes, come on, seriously! 448 00:24:05,588 --> 00:24:07,505 You do know how old you are. 449 00:24:07,588 --> 00:24:10,880 What's the difference? I mean, we'll learn a few moves. There's nothing to it. I-- 450 00:24:10,963 --> 00:24:12,630 Hey, what's this "we"? 451 00:24:13,463 --> 00:24:15,338 I know this sounds so crazy, but I... 452 00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:18,213 I can't do it without you. 453 00:24:18,296 --> 00:24:19,380 What's in it for me? 454 00:24:20,338 --> 00:24:21,505 Well, what do you want? 455 00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:26,130 I want you to teach Ben how to drive. He-- 456 00:24:26,213 --> 00:24:28,421 All of the other kids have got their license. 457 00:24:28,505 --> 00:24:29,713 I think he's embarrassed. 458 00:24:29,796 --> 00:24:32,171 I'd teach him myself, but I don't have a car. 459 00:24:32,255 --> 00:24:33,588 Yeah, no, I can't do that. 460 00:24:34,005 --> 00:24:34,838 Cannot do that. 461 00:24:35,088 --> 00:24:37,588 Well, that's the deal. Take it or leave it. 462 00:24:38,796 --> 00:24:42,338 You're the one who told me I should take up cheerleading again, right? 463 00:24:42,421 --> 00:24:44,671 Well, I-I didn't mean literally. 464 00:24:44,755 --> 00:24:49,088 It was more of a metaphor for, you know, getting laid or something. 465 00:24:49,171 --> 00:24:50,546 -You know. 466 00:24:51,130 --> 00:24:55,338 So next up we have Martha Walker's application. 467 00:24:55,421 --> 00:24:56,505 Okay. 468 00:24:59,546 --> 00:25:00,380 Um... 469 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,213 We're starting a cheerleading club. 470 00:25:03,755 --> 00:25:04,921 Well. 471 00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:07,296 But who will you be cheering for? 472 00:25:08,588 --> 00:25:09,630 Ourselves. 473 00:25:10,421 --> 00:25:14,463 And, of course, we will be performing for the Senior Showcase. 474 00:25:15,213 --> 00:25:16,671 Oh, will you? 475 00:25:17,046 --> 00:25:19,588 Well, I'm sorry, but we can't allow this. 476 00:25:19,921 --> 00:25:22,755 Oh, come off it! Why not? 477 00:25:22,838 --> 00:25:25,630 Well, insurance, for one thing. 478 00:25:25,713 --> 00:25:28,421 There's nothing dangerous about this. It's just for fun. 479 00:25:28,505 --> 00:25:32,338 Well, we also have Sun Spring's reputation to think about. 480 00:25:32,421 --> 00:25:35,130 It's cheerleading, not pole dancing. 481 00:25:36,630 --> 00:25:37,546 Sorry. 482 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,713 Were you ever a cheerleader, Martha? 483 00:25:43,755 --> 00:25:44,796 Not exactly. 484 00:25:45,255 --> 00:25:46,213 Well, I was. 485 00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:48,005 Captain of my squad. 486 00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:49,463 What a surprise! 487 00:25:50,171 --> 00:25:54,421 And it's a lot more physically demanding than people realize. 488 00:25:54,755 --> 00:25:56,255 Even for younger women. 489 00:25:56,671 --> 00:26:00,880 And may I suggest that you form a club that's a little more... 490 00:26:01,296 --> 00:26:02,630 age appropriate. 491 00:26:02,713 --> 00:26:04,796 Well, I do believe that you told me that if I... 492 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:08,546 if I didn't find a club that I really liked, I could start my own. 493 00:26:09,296 --> 00:26:10,130 Uh... 494 00:26:10,588 --> 00:26:13,921 - How many members do you have? -So far... 495 00:26:15,588 --> 00:26:16,505 Uh... 496 00:26:18,088 --> 00:26:19,255 Just two. 497 00:26:21,088 --> 00:26:22,213 I'm sorry. 498 00:26:22,546 --> 00:26:26,130 You need eight members to form an official club. 499 00:26:26,463 --> 00:26:28,463 Well, then, we're gonna find eight members. 500 00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:30,505 Hi, I'm Olive. 501 00:26:31,046 --> 00:26:33,921 I don't have any cheerleading experience, 502 00:26:34,630 --> 00:26:37,421 but my husband and I, we take a tango class. 503 00:26:37,505 --> 00:26:38,421 Oh. 504 00:26:38,505 --> 00:26:41,005 It was either tango or a divorce, so-- 505 00:26:41,088 --> 00:26:42,630 You could just show us what you've got. 506 00:26:43,255 --> 00:26:44,088 Let me begin. 507 00:26:44,838 --> 00:26:48,546 ? When marimba rhythms start to play ? 508 00:26:48,838 --> 00:26:50,838 ? Dance with me ? 509 00:26:51,046 --> 00:26:53,463 ? Make me sway ? 510 00:26:53,755 --> 00:26:57,588 ? Like the lazy ocean hugs the shore ? 511 00:26:57,796 --> 00:26:59,713 ? Hold me close ? 512 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:02,338 ? Sway me more ? 513 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,213 -That was fantastic! -Sweet. 514 00:27:08,296 --> 00:27:09,671 -Whoo! -? Let's go, girls ? 515 00:27:12,796 --> 00:27:13,630 ? Come on ? 516 00:27:14,255 --> 00:27:15,213 Wow! 517 00:27:16,796 --> 00:27:20,630 ? I'm going out tonight I'm feelin' all right ? 518 00:27:21,255 --> 00:27:24,630 ? Gonna let it all hang out ? 519 00:27:24,838 --> 00:27:26,505 ? Want to make some noise ? 520 00:27:26,588 --> 00:27:28,505 -Woo-hoo! -? Really raise my voice ? 521 00:27:28,588 --> 00:27:32,296 ? Yeah, I want to scream and shout ? 522 00:27:55,255 --> 00:27:56,088 Oh! 523 00:28:01,130 --> 00:28:03,338 I don't know what to say about this one. 524 00:28:06,796 --> 00:28:07,755 Namaste. 525 00:28:09,130 --> 00:28:10,046 Namaste. 526 00:28:10,380 --> 00:28:12,588 Oh. N-nstay. 527 00:28:13,005 --> 00:28:13,963 Namaste. 528 00:28:14,046 --> 00:28:15,921 Namaste, excuse me. Namaste. 529 00:28:16,171 --> 00:28:18,463 Ruby Jenkins! Aerobics! 530 00:28:18,546 --> 00:28:19,755 Take it away! 531 00:28:21,630 --> 00:28:24,296 ? I'm every woman ? 532 00:28:24,838 --> 00:28:27,921 ? It's all in me ? 533 00:28:28,005 --> 00:28:30,171 ? Anything you want done, baby ? 534 00:28:30,546 --> 00:28:32,255 ? I'll do it naturally ? 535 00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:37,380 ? I'm every woman ? 536 00:28:37,463 --> 00:28:39,171 -Uh-huh. -Oh, yeah. 537 00:28:39,588 --> 00:28:41,505 ? I'm every woman ? 538 00:28:45,005 --> 00:28:46,880 Whoa! 539 00:28:48,046 --> 00:28:50,088 ? I'm every woman ? 540 00:28:55,005 --> 00:28:56,796 I haven't done that in years. 541 00:29:21,380 --> 00:29:23,255 Wow, that was great. 542 00:29:23,338 --> 00:29:25,963 Where did you learn to do that? 543 00:29:26,046 --> 00:29:28,463 I was Miss Carney County... 544 00:29:29,046 --> 00:29:29,880 runner-up. 545 00:29:30,463 --> 00:29:32,505 1953. 546 00:29:32,588 --> 00:29:34,880 -Mmm. -What did the winner do? 547 00:29:35,588 --> 00:29:37,421 Had sex with the judges. 548 00:29:37,796 --> 00:29:39,505 -Oh. 549 00:29:41,546 --> 00:29:43,755 Here. No speeding, okay? 550 00:29:43,963 --> 00:29:46,921 Do exactly what I tell you to do when I tell you to do it. 551 00:29:47,005 --> 00:29:48,546 Now you've got that? You got it? 552 00:29:48,630 --> 00:29:50,005 -Got it. -Okay. 553 00:29:51,338 --> 00:29:54,171 What you're going to do is you're going to back up 554 00:29:54,463 --> 00:29:57,171 and look in your mirrors. Right? Go ahead. 555 00:29:57,255 --> 00:29:59,338 Look, that's good. That's good. Back up a little. 556 00:29:59,421 --> 00:30:01,713 Nice and easy. Pretty good. Right there, that's enough. 557 00:30:01,796 --> 00:30:05,130 Now, I want you to pull forward and signal. 558 00:30:05,213 --> 00:30:06,505 Okay? Pull forward. 559 00:30:07,671 --> 00:30:08,546 Oh! 560 00:30:09,046 --> 00:30:10,088 Okay. 561 00:30:10,296 --> 00:30:12,713 You ran right into me! Do you know how to drive? 562 00:30:12,796 --> 00:30:13,755 Not really. 563 00:30:14,588 --> 00:30:17,546 Oh, my God! My mom's gonna kill me! 564 00:30:17,630 --> 00:30:20,713 Okay, don't worry about it. I'll just get the insurance. It'll be fine. 565 00:30:21,380 --> 00:30:22,380 I'm sorry, I... 566 00:30:22,921 --> 00:30:24,255 -Ugh. - That's crazy. 567 00:30:28,005 --> 00:30:30,255 ? Oogum oogum boogum boogum ? 568 00:30:30,338 --> 00:30:33,005 ? Boogum, now, baby You're castin' your spell on me ? 569 00:30:36,046 --> 00:30:36,963 Aren't you hungry? 570 00:30:37,380 --> 00:30:38,796 No, I'm fine. I-I don't... 571 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:42,046 really have much of an appetite right now. So... 572 00:30:44,171 --> 00:30:46,546 It must've been embarrassing for you back there, huh? 573 00:30:46,630 --> 00:30:47,463 It's fine. 574 00:30:48,338 --> 00:30:50,088 They all think I'm a weirdo anyway. 575 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:51,713 Why? 576 00:30:53,338 --> 00:30:55,963 'Cause I live in a retirement community. 577 00:30:56,296 --> 00:30:59,380 Yeah, I mean, why do you live here? 578 00:31:01,296 --> 00:31:05,171 My parents weren't really the parenting... types. 579 00:31:07,005 --> 00:31:09,713 -Can I ask you something? -Yeah, shoot. Yeah. 580 00:31:09,963 --> 00:31:12,338 Why did you move to Sun Springs? 581 00:31:13,213 --> 00:31:15,296 I don't know. I guess I just wanted to get away. 582 00:31:15,380 --> 00:31:17,255 I wanted to simplify my life. 583 00:31:17,671 --> 00:31:18,671 Is it working? 584 00:31:19,130 --> 00:31:20,005 Not really. 585 00:31:21,088 --> 00:31:23,005 -Right. 586 00:31:27,255 --> 00:31:28,713 Oh, God, you know what? 587 00:31:29,546 --> 00:31:31,880 We're still one woman short. 588 00:31:31,963 --> 00:31:34,630 Well, it's probably for the best. 589 00:31:35,255 --> 00:31:37,255 I mean, I love those gals... 590 00:31:37,338 --> 00:31:38,921 -Uh-huh. -But, oh, let's face it! 591 00:31:39,005 --> 00:31:40,296 They're not really cheerleaders. 592 00:31:40,380 --> 00:31:42,838 You know, you're supposed to be helping me, right? 593 00:31:43,213 --> 00:31:47,463 Remember, six women signed up for the try-outs, but-- 594 00:31:47,546 --> 00:31:48,921 Only five showed up. 595 00:31:51,005 --> 00:31:52,880 So, who's the sixth? 596 00:31:56,296 --> 00:31:58,588 Nice place you got here. It's very... 597 00:31:59,046 --> 00:31:59,880 themed. 598 00:31:59,963 --> 00:32:00,880 Oh, yes. 599 00:32:00,963 --> 00:32:03,671 My husband, he enjoys the game. 600 00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:05,796 Oh, do you play golf, by the way? 601 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,088 -Oh, no! - No? 602 00:32:07,171 --> 00:32:08,713 No. 603 00:32:10,713 --> 00:32:12,171 So, um, Alice, 604 00:32:12,255 --> 00:32:16,213 we notice you signed up for the cheerleading try-outs. 605 00:32:16,296 --> 00:32:18,755 Oh, yes, I saw your flyer. 606 00:32:18,838 --> 00:32:19,796 It sounded fun. 607 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,630 Oh, why didn't you come? 608 00:32:22,005 --> 00:32:23,921 Well, I wanted to. 609 00:32:24,005 --> 00:32:28,005 But my husband doesn't like me out too much on my own. 610 00:32:28,546 --> 00:32:30,921 I took a sewing class last year, 611 00:32:31,005 --> 00:32:33,963 and he had to make his own dinners on Wednesday nights. 612 00:32:34,505 --> 00:32:36,588 Well, that sounds traumatic, of course. 613 00:32:36,755 --> 00:32:39,255 What if we practiced in the morning, 614 00:32:39,338 --> 00:32:41,755 and then you could get home in time for dinner? 615 00:32:41,838 --> 00:32:42,671 Yeah! 616 00:32:43,130 --> 00:32:44,713 Yeah, well, it's not just that. 617 00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:45,630 -No? -No. 618 00:32:45,713 --> 00:32:48,213 -He's worried about the morality of it. -The morality? 619 00:32:48,296 --> 00:32:51,921 Yes, he says that anyone who wants to be a cheerleader at my age 620 00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:53,838 is either a slut or a whore. 621 00:32:53,921 --> 00:32:56,130 -And probably both. 622 00:32:56,213 --> 00:32:58,713 Maybe he should just take his caveman-like opinions 623 00:32:58,796 --> 00:33:00,463 -and shove them up his you know what. -Hey! 624 00:33:00,546 --> 00:33:03,921 -I mean-- Oh, sorry. -Alice, we're just a bunch of nice ladies. 625 00:33:04,005 --> 00:33:07,380 -looking for some clean, wholesome fun. -Okay, yes. 626 00:33:07,796 --> 00:33:09,046 What do ya say? 627 00:33:10,005 --> 00:33:13,005 Well, I always did want to be a cheerleader. 628 00:33:14,630 --> 00:33:17,213 Maybe I could ask him one more time. 629 00:33:17,296 --> 00:33:18,130 -Yeah. -Yeah. 630 00:33:18,213 --> 00:33:19,630 -Okay. -Go on. 631 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:23,713 Good luck. 632 00:33:23,796 --> 00:33:25,963 -"Good luck." Oh, my gosh. 633 00:33:28,630 --> 00:33:29,713 She's a sweetheart. 634 00:33:29,796 --> 00:33:31,630 She's very sweet. 635 00:33:31,713 --> 00:33:32,838 Very sweet. 636 00:33:33,255 --> 00:33:35,671 God, he really loves golf. 637 00:33:36,130 --> 00:33:39,546 - He sounds like such an asshole. - Okay, here she comes. 638 00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:45,046 So... 639 00:33:46,505 --> 00:33:48,088 -Did you ask him? -I did. 640 00:33:48,796 --> 00:33:50,546 And? What'd he say? 641 00:33:50,630 --> 00:33:52,296 "Over my dead body!" 642 00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:02,463 Oh, God. That was fast, wasn't it? 643 00:34:02,921 --> 00:34:04,880 A little too fast, if you ask me. 644 00:34:04,963 --> 00:34:06,838 No, he confused his meds. 645 00:34:06,921 --> 00:34:09,713 I'm sure Alice didn't want to kill him. 646 00:34:10,255 --> 00:34:12,380 Well, she always wanted to be a cheerleader. 647 00:34:12,463 --> 00:34:14,380 Oh, come on. The woman is devastated. 648 00:34:14,463 --> 00:34:17,171 I'm sure it was the last thing that was on her mind. 649 00:34:19,546 --> 00:34:21,005 See you at practice. 650 00:34:27,421 --> 00:34:28,463 Hello, everyone! 651 00:34:28,546 --> 00:34:29,380 Hi! 652 00:34:29,463 --> 00:34:30,630 -Good morning. -Hi. 653 00:34:30,713 --> 00:34:32,546 - Morning. -Wow, look at you all. 654 00:34:32,630 --> 00:34:35,796 I think we should try something very simple to begin. 655 00:34:36,296 --> 00:34:38,421 So, if you don't mind, I would really enjoy 656 00:34:38,505 --> 00:34:40,296 seeing you getting into a straight line. 657 00:34:41,421 --> 00:34:43,921 We're gonna try some very simple positions. 658 00:34:44,005 --> 00:34:44,963 Now, watch me. 659 00:34:45,046 --> 00:34:46,421 So, it's on the count of three. 660 00:34:46,505 --> 00:34:48,963 It's one, two, three, boom! 661 00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:51,213 You got that? Straight arms! 662 00:34:51,296 --> 00:34:53,755 One, two, three, boom! 663 00:34:53,838 --> 00:34:54,671 Jump! 664 00:34:57,005 --> 00:34:57,921 Not quite good. 665 00:34:58,005 --> 00:34:59,838 -What-- what's the matter? 666 00:34:59,921 --> 00:35:00,755 I'm sorry. 667 00:35:00,838 --> 00:35:03,296 - I have a sore shoulder. -You can't bend it? 668 00:35:03,380 --> 00:35:05,255 I had to take an aspirin... 669 00:35:05,338 --> 00:35:06,713 -Oh! -Oh, honey! 670 00:35:06,796 --> 00:35:08,171 Can I put this down? I have-- 671 00:35:08,255 --> 00:35:09,838 Yeah. Okay, that's fine. Good. 672 00:35:09,921 --> 00:35:11,880 -I have to be careful! - Hm? 673 00:35:12,088 --> 00:35:14,005 I had my knee replaced last year. 674 00:35:14,088 --> 00:35:17,046 Well, that's-- No, that's perfectly fine. You can just bend at your hips. 675 00:35:17,130 --> 00:35:19,213 I can't jump too much 'cause I get dizzy. 676 00:35:19,630 --> 00:35:21,088 When I jump too much, I get dizzy. 677 00:35:21,171 --> 00:35:22,171 -You do? -Yeah. 678 00:35:22,255 --> 00:35:26,671 Martha, maybe we should make a list of everybody's conditions. 679 00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:32,713 We're not making a list. 680 00:35:33,171 --> 00:35:35,713 -You got my dizziness down, right? -Yeah, got that. 681 00:35:35,796 --> 00:35:36,713 And sciatica. 682 00:35:36,796 --> 00:35:39,046 -I have the sciatica. -Oh, right. 683 00:35:39,130 --> 00:35:40,213 - And my wrist. -Oh! 684 00:35:40,296 --> 00:35:42,213 Did I mention I had chlamydia? 685 00:35:42,296 --> 00:35:45,213 Yeah, that and a shocking amount of other personal information, 686 00:35:45,296 --> 00:35:47,505 so can we get back to rehearsing? 687 00:35:47,588 --> 00:35:49,088 But what about you, Martha? 688 00:35:49,171 --> 00:35:50,755 Do you have anything to report? 689 00:35:51,213 --> 00:35:52,921 No. I'm fine. I'm actually-- I'm-- 690 00:35:53,005 --> 00:35:54,963 I'm just as fit as a fiddle. 691 00:36:08,838 --> 00:36:11,463 Uh, hi. Excuse me, are-- are you Martha? 692 00:36:11,546 --> 00:36:12,963 And you are who? 693 00:36:13,046 --> 00:36:15,505 I'm Tom Lendl. I'm Helen's son. 694 00:36:15,838 --> 00:36:17,046 Is everything all right? 695 00:36:17,130 --> 00:36:18,921 Well, no. Uh, it isn't. 696 00:36:19,005 --> 00:36:23,088 My mother said she needs $100 for some cheerleading club? 697 00:36:23,463 --> 00:36:25,338 Yeah, why is that any of your business? 698 00:36:25,421 --> 00:36:26,921 I handle my mother's finances. 699 00:36:27,255 --> 00:36:29,213 Well, if Helen has a problem, 700 00:36:29,296 --> 00:36:31,046 she can talk to me, we'll work something out. 701 00:36:31,130 --> 00:36:33,671 -My mother doesn't need money. Okay? -Okay. 702 00:36:33,755 --> 00:36:36,921 She's got plenty of money. My father left her... quite a lot. 703 00:36:37,005 --> 00:36:38,921 It's up to me to make sure she spends it wisely. 704 00:36:39,005 --> 00:36:39,921 Mmm. 705 00:36:40,005 --> 00:36:43,380 I'm sure you're aware of the fact that your mother is an adult. 706 00:36:43,463 --> 00:36:45,130 Well, I don't know if you're aware, 707 00:36:45,213 --> 00:36:48,088 but this place is a cesspool... 708 00:36:48,171 --> 00:36:50,588 -...of con artists and salesmen. 709 00:36:50,755 --> 00:36:52,713 All trying to take advantage of gullible old women. 710 00:36:52,796 --> 00:36:53,630 It's true! 711 00:36:54,005 --> 00:36:55,421 Thank you, Carl. 712 00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:57,380 I can handle this, okay? 713 00:37:00,005 --> 00:37:01,213 One hundred dollars. 714 00:37:02,005 --> 00:37:02,838 For what? 715 00:37:03,171 --> 00:37:04,921 Uniforms for the Senior Showcase. 716 00:37:05,005 --> 00:37:05,963 Uniforms? 717 00:37:06,213 --> 00:37:07,421 -Yeah! 718 00:37:07,713 --> 00:37:08,546 Funny? 719 00:37:09,213 --> 00:37:10,921 -You think that's funny? 720 00:37:11,255 --> 00:37:12,588 A little. Yes. 721 00:37:13,338 --> 00:37:15,171 Nobody wants to see a bunch of 80-year-olds 722 00:37:15,255 --> 00:37:16,463 running around in short skirts. 723 00:37:16,546 --> 00:37:17,505 Uh-huh. 724 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:19,755 It's not gonna happen. 725 00:37:23,463 --> 00:37:24,338 Let's go. 726 00:37:37,296 --> 00:37:38,838 Martha, Vicki here. 727 00:37:39,088 --> 00:37:41,255 The committee regretfully denies 728 00:37:41,338 --> 00:37:45,088 your request for more time to rehearse in the recreation center. 729 00:37:45,338 --> 00:37:47,338 Now, I'm sure you understand. 730 00:37:47,588 --> 00:37:51,255 We have to prioritize the more established clubs 731 00:37:51,338 --> 00:37:54,380 -in the lead-up to the Senior Showcase. 732 00:38:00,838 --> 00:38:04,380 So, what's the first thing you're gonna do when you get your driver's license? 733 00:38:05,421 --> 00:38:07,671 -Got any hot dates planned? 734 00:38:09,088 --> 00:38:10,671 I don't even have a car. 735 00:38:10,755 --> 00:38:13,796 Yeah, so? I mean, get a job and buy one. 736 00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:15,130 -I have a job. - Oh? 737 00:38:15,213 --> 00:38:17,796 But most of my money goes to Sheryl to help out with the rent. 738 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,255 I work at this pizza place. 739 00:38:19,671 --> 00:38:21,338 So, hang on. Why don't you come work for us? 740 00:38:21,421 --> 00:38:23,921 Because we need music in our rehearsals... 741 00:38:24,005 --> 00:38:26,046 -...and you'd be a great DJ. 742 00:38:26,838 --> 00:38:27,921 No, thank you. 743 00:38:28,005 --> 00:38:30,296 - Yes! -I think it's embarrassing enough already. 744 00:38:30,380 --> 00:38:33,046 No, come on. How about 40 bucks a rehearsal? 745 00:38:36,088 --> 00:38:36,921 Huh? 746 00:38:41,630 --> 00:38:43,338 I've gotta show you something, here. 747 00:38:43,713 --> 00:38:44,630 Mmm... 748 00:38:45,046 --> 00:38:46,005 Look at this! 749 00:38:47,380 --> 00:38:49,296 Look at this, we got pom-poms! 750 00:38:49,796 --> 00:38:51,880 Great! Fantastic! 751 00:38:55,546 --> 00:38:57,630 Oh, my goodness! 752 00:38:58,088 --> 00:39:01,005 All right, everybody? Okay, you ready? 753 00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:01,921 Okay, here I go. 754 00:39:02,255 --> 00:39:05,588 Now, five, six, seven, eight. 755 00:39:05,671 --> 00:39:06,963 Jump one, hold two. 756 00:39:07,046 --> 00:39:08,588 Arms three, hold four. 757 00:39:08,671 --> 00:39:10,338 Hips five, six. 758 00:39:10,421 --> 00:39:12,213 Clap seven, punch eight! 759 00:39:12,296 --> 00:39:14,963 Got it? Should we do it again? Want me to do it one more time for you? 760 00:39:15,046 --> 00:39:16,213 -Yeah, yeah. -Okay. 761 00:39:16,296 --> 00:39:17,421 -This is crazy. -Ready, and... 762 00:39:17,755 --> 00:39:19,421 Jump one! 763 00:39:19,505 --> 00:39:21,255 Hold two, arms three. 764 00:39:21,338 --> 00:39:22,713 Hold four. 765 00:39:22,796 --> 00:39:25,130 Hips five, six. 766 00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:26,588 Clap seven. 767 00:39:26,671 --> 00:39:27,880 Punch eight! 768 00:39:27,963 --> 00:39:29,421 Do you think you have it? All right! 769 00:39:29,505 --> 00:39:31,630 Know what we're gonna do? Put this baby to music. 770 00:39:31,713 --> 00:39:32,838 Ben, you got the music there? 771 00:39:32,921 --> 00:39:35,255 -I got it. Little old school but I got it. -Yeah, yeah. 772 00:39:35,338 --> 00:39:37,880 Thanks for the opinion. And here we go. 773 00:39:37,963 --> 00:39:39,963 -Jump one. 774 00:39:40,296 --> 00:39:42,338 Hold two. Arms three. 775 00:39:42,421 --> 00:39:43,255 Hold four. 776 00:39:43,338 --> 00:39:45,380 Hips five, six. 777 00:39:45,463 --> 00:39:46,755 Clap seven. 778 00:39:46,921 --> 00:39:48,296 Punch eight! 779 00:39:48,380 --> 00:39:50,588 ? See the people walking down the street ? 780 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,880 ? Fall in line Just watchin' all their feet ? 781 00:39:54,421 --> 00:39:56,546 ? They don't know where they want to go ? 782 00:39:56,630 --> 00:39:58,755 ? But they're walking in time ? 783 00:39:59,338 --> 00:40:00,588 ? They got the beat ? 784 00:40:00,671 --> 00:40:02,046 ? They got the beat ? 785 00:40:02,130 --> 00:40:04,046 ? They got the beat ? 786 00:40:04,671 --> 00:40:06,838 ? Yeah, they got the beat ? 787 00:40:09,463 --> 00:40:13,005 Keep going. Come on, you can do it! Faster! You can do it even faster! 788 00:40:13,088 --> 00:40:16,088 ? All the kids Just getting out of school ? 789 00:40:16,338 --> 00:40:19,338 ? They can't wait To hang out and be cool ? 790 00:40:20,338 --> 00:40:22,255 No! Oh, no, no, no! 791 00:40:22,338 --> 00:40:23,380 Oh, no, no, no. 792 00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:25,880 Oh, no. We gotta take this from the top. 793 00:40:25,963 --> 00:40:27,213 - Yup. 794 00:40:27,296 --> 00:40:28,421 -Come on! - All right? 795 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,713 Now look, Alice, here's the problem here. 796 00:40:30,796 --> 00:40:32,838 I'm really sorry about this, but you're too slow. 797 00:40:33,213 --> 00:40:34,921 -You got-- -What bullshit! 798 00:40:35,005 --> 00:40:35,838 Whoa. 799 00:40:36,255 --> 00:40:37,088 Oh. 800 00:40:38,463 --> 00:40:39,588 I'm sorry. Sorry. 801 00:40:40,088 --> 00:40:41,963 My husband didn't like it when I cursed, 802 00:40:42,046 --> 00:40:45,463 so now that he's gone, I'm gonna give it a shot. 803 00:40:45,755 --> 00:40:49,921 Yeah, I'm also gonna try reefer cigarettes and cunnilingus. 804 00:40:50,005 --> 00:40:51,671 - Yeah, there you go! -Yes! 805 00:40:51,755 --> 00:40:53,755 Okay! Thanks for sharing. 806 00:40:53,838 --> 00:40:56,046 Okay, let's... let's go with this one more time! 807 00:40:56,130 --> 00:40:58,046 Let's do it! You can do it! 808 00:40:58,755 --> 00:41:02,088 Cunnilingus! Go! 809 00:41:02,171 --> 00:41:03,880 -? We got the beat ? -? We got the beat ? 810 00:41:05,338 --> 00:41:06,380 ? We got the beat ? 811 00:41:09,588 --> 00:41:10,713 -Bye, ladies. -Hey! 812 00:41:10,796 --> 00:41:11,963 -See you later. -See you later. 813 00:41:12,046 --> 00:41:14,338 The girls are gonna have a drink. You wanna come? 814 00:41:14,421 --> 00:41:16,296 You know, quite frankly, 815 00:41:17,130 --> 00:41:19,880 we need more rehearsal time, not drinks, because you know why? 816 00:41:19,963 --> 00:41:21,713 We look like a bunch of old ladies out there. 817 00:41:21,796 --> 00:41:24,755 We are a bunch of old ladies out there. 818 00:41:25,505 --> 00:41:27,421 And where are we gonna practice? 819 00:41:27,505 --> 00:41:31,546 I mean, Vicki will hardly let us use this space as it is. 820 00:41:31,630 --> 00:41:33,713 No, but you need to get us a space at the school. 821 00:41:33,796 --> 00:41:36,505 No, I can't do that. I'm in big trouble at the school. 822 00:41:36,588 --> 00:41:39,921 I was caught handing out prophylactics in the girls' bathroom. 823 00:41:40,005 --> 00:41:42,380 Mm-hmm. The Senior Showcase is in two weeks 824 00:41:42,713 --> 00:41:45,380 and we need rehearsals. 825 00:41:45,463 --> 00:41:46,296 Okay. 826 00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:48,588 I'll ask the principal. 827 00:41:49,255 --> 00:41:50,838 He's got a crush on me. It could work. 828 00:41:51,171 --> 00:41:52,630 Well, all right. Okay. 829 00:41:53,713 --> 00:41:54,546 All right. 830 00:41:54,630 --> 00:41:56,380 And one. 831 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,380 And two. 832 00:41:59,046 --> 00:42:02,338 And keep your form, ladies. With the curl. 833 00:42:02,421 --> 00:42:03,963 And three. 834 00:42:04,046 --> 00:42:05,713 And four. 835 00:42:05,796 --> 00:42:07,046 Come on, keep that form! 836 00:42:07,130 --> 00:42:09,171 It's all about that bone density! 837 00:42:09,255 --> 00:42:10,838 Welcome to the gun show, Helen. 838 00:42:10,921 --> 00:42:13,380 There you go. Ooh, look at those guns! 839 00:42:13,463 --> 00:42:14,588 -Look at that! -I love it. 840 00:42:14,671 --> 00:42:15,671 All right, girl. 841 00:42:15,755 --> 00:42:18,005 Okay, now, chest presses. And one. 842 00:42:18,546 --> 00:42:19,755 And two. 843 00:42:19,838 --> 00:42:21,755 -Ladies. -And three. 844 00:42:21,838 --> 00:42:24,255 - Gettin' ready for the showcase? - And four. 845 00:42:24,338 --> 00:42:25,338 Yes, indeed, Miss Vicki. 846 00:42:25,421 --> 00:42:30,005 I'm sorry that we had to cancel your rehearsal tomorrow. 847 00:42:30,338 --> 00:42:33,796 I realize that you have got a lot of training to get done. 848 00:42:34,130 --> 00:42:35,838 Well, don't you worry about it, 849 00:42:35,921 --> 00:42:39,630 because Sheryl's already found us a better place to rehearse. 850 00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,296 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, really? 851 00:42:42,421 --> 00:42:43,713 Where might that be? 852 00:42:45,588 --> 00:42:47,630 Come on. This way, ladies. 853 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,005 What are we doing here? 854 00:42:49,713 --> 00:42:55,171 Oh, so this is what it's like being a cheerleader. 855 00:42:55,421 --> 00:42:56,421 Oh. 856 00:42:56,505 --> 00:42:59,088 I feel like pushing someone into a locker. 857 00:42:59,171 --> 00:43:00,630 - Oh, cougar alert! 858 00:43:00,713 --> 00:43:01,588 Guys, guys. 859 00:43:03,005 --> 00:43:04,505 You gotta listen to me for a second. 860 00:43:05,046 --> 00:43:06,338 -You can't do this. - Huh? 861 00:43:06,421 --> 00:43:09,130 Okay? This is a bad, bad idea. 862 00:43:09,421 --> 00:43:12,421 -Oh, don't be so dramatic. -Grandma... 863 00:43:12,505 --> 00:43:15,171 You are going to humiliate yourself 864 00:43:15,255 --> 00:43:16,796 in front of the entire school! 865 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,088 The entire school? 866 00:43:18,171 --> 00:43:20,213 The entire school, what're we talking about here, huh? 867 00:43:20,921 --> 00:43:22,255 -Huh? -You don't know? 868 00:43:22,630 --> 00:43:23,505 No! 869 00:43:24,588 --> 00:43:26,046 This is what you wanted. 870 00:43:26,130 --> 00:43:27,963 No, this is not what I wanted. 871 00:43:28,213 --> 00:43:29,880 I wanted a space to rehearse in. 872 00:43:30,130 --> 00:43:31,755 -That's what this is. -No, this... 873 00:43:32,130 --> 00:43:33,463 This is a pep rally. 874 00:43:33,546 --> 00:43:34,671 -Yeah. -Right? 875 00:43:34,755 --> 00:43:38,505 There's a whole school out there, and we're not ready for an audience, okay? 876 00:43:38,588 --> 00:43:40,130 We can't cancel! 877 00:43:40,338 --> 00:43:43,796 You have no idea what I had to go through with the principal 878 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,338 just to make this happen! 879 00:43:45,421 --> 00:43:46,713 Well, well, well! 880 00:43:46,796 --> 00:43:49,255 -Oh! -If it isn't the teacher of the year! 881 00:43:49,671 --> 00:43:52,755 Isn't there a quarterback somewhere you need to be giving a handjob? 882 00:43:52,838 --> 00:43:53,880 Okay, just... 883 00:43:53,963 --> 00:43:57,963 All right, do you mind just stepping outside for a moment, please? 884 00:43:58,213 --> 00:43:59,380 What? No! 885 00:43:59,838 --> 00:44:03,380 This is our pep rally! They already made us cut a minute off our routine. 886 00:44:03,463 --> 00:44:06,338 Okay, but just give us a second, okay? 887 00:44:07,421 --> 00:44:08,880 -Whatever. -Whatever. 888 00:44:08,963 --> 00:44:12,546 I just hope your moves are a little more up-to-date than you are. 889 00:44:12,630 --> 00:44:14,380 You bitches wanna rumble? 890 00:44:14,463 --> 00:44:15,713 Oh, weird. 891 00:44:16,421 --> 00:44:17,255 Yeah. 892 00:44:17,838 --> 00:44:18,755 See ya out there. 893 00:44:35,421 --> 00:44:36,880 Son of a whore. 894 00:44:38,838 --> 00:44:39,963 Look how young they are! 895 00:44:40,421 --> 00:44:42,046 Oh, good booties. 896 00:44:42,588 --> 00:44:44,713 -And they're really good. -Mm-hmm. 897 00:44:44,796 --> 00:44:46,838 Ah, they're not that good. 898 00:44:46,921 --> 00:44:48,005 You're blind. 899 00:44:49,505 --> 00:44:50,421 Wow! 900 00:44:50,505 --> 00:44:52,005 ? I want someone who can dance ? 901 00:44:52,088 --> 00:44:53,921 ? Not someone I can talk to ? 902 00:44:54,338 --> 00:44:56,046 ? I want someone who can dance ? 903 00:44:57,588 --> 00:44:59,630 -Yeah! -? I want someone who can dance ? 904 00:45:00,255 --> 00:45:01,588 ? Not someone I can talk to ? 905 00:45:02,296 --> 00:45:03,921 ? I want someone who can dance ? 906 00:45:06,421 --> 00:45:08,171 ? I want someone who can dance ? 907 00:45:08,255 --> 00:45:09,921 ? Not someone I can talk to ? 908 00:45:10,505 --> 00:45:12,005 ? I want someone who can dance ? 909 00:45:13,338 --> 00:45:14,880 ? I want someone who can dance ? 910 00:45:17,421 --> 00:45:18,671 Let's give it up 911 00:45:18,755 --> 00:45:22,880 for our very own Hillview High cheerleaders! 912 00:45:22,963 --> 00:45:24,630 Go, come on! Let's go! Let's go! 913 00:45:27,463 --> 00:45:28,546 Break a hip. 914 00:45:28,630 --> 00:45:29,755 Get pregnant. 915 00:45:30,630 --> 00:45:31,713 Okay, excuse me. 916 00:45:31,796 --> 00:45:34,546 -Let's go, girls. - Next up, a special treat. 917 00:45:34,630 --> 00:45:37,380 A performance from the Sun Springs All Stars. 918 00:45:37,463 --> 00:45:39,380 -Ruby, come on. - Move aside, girls. 919 00:45:39,463 --> 00:45:42,463 Now these are the real senior cheerleaders. 920 00:45:42,546 --> 00:45:44,171 - Check this out, man. 921 00:45:44,755 --> 00:45:45,713 Hello, thank you. 922 00:45:45,796 --> 00:45:48,505 All right. Positions, okay. Come on. 923 00:45:48,588 --> 00:45:49,671 Let's go, let's go. 924 00:45:49,755 --> 00:45:50,630 Come on. 925 00:45:51,213 --> 00:45:52,796 Okay? Music! 926 00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,505 Hey, Danny, want me to get her number for you? 927 00:45:57,088 --> 00:45:59,671 Five, six, seven, eight... 928 00:46:00,046 --> 00:46:01,463 ? Three, six, nine ? 929 00:46:01,546 --> 00:46:02,755 ? The goose drank wine ? 930 00:46:02,838 --> 00:46:05,713 ? The monkey chew tobacco On the street car line ? 931 00:46:05,796 --> 00:46:07,171 ? The line broke ? 932 00:46:07,255 --> 00:46:08,505 ? The monkey got choked ? 933 00:46:08,588 --> 00:46:11,005 ? And they all went to heaven In a little rowboat ? 934 00:46:11,088 --> 00:46:12,713 Oh, my God, I can't believe this! 935 00:46:12,796 --> 00:46:13,630 ? Clap, pat ? 936 00:46:14,213 --> 00:46:15,046 ? Clap, pat ? 937 00:46:15,463 --> 00:46:16,838 ? Clap, pat ? 938 00:46:16,921 --> 00:46:18,171 ? Clap, pat ? 939 00:46:18,421 --> 00:46:19,588 Oh, sorry! 940 00:46:21,213 --> 00:46:22,213 ? Right hand ? 941 00:46:22,796 --> 00:46:23,713 ? Clap, pat ? 942 00:46:23,796 --> 00:46:25,963 ? Clap your hand Cross it to your left arm ? 943 00:46:26,046 --> 00:46:27,713 ? Pat you partner's left palm ? 944 00:46:28,546 --> 00:46:29,380 ? Clap, pat ? 945 00:46:29,463 --> 00:46:31,880 ? Clap your hand Move it from your right arm ? 946 00:46:32,338 --> 00:46:33,338 Ow! 947 00:46:36,546 --> 00:46:39,296 Oh! Oh, God! I hurt my ankle! 948 00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:42,463 -Oh! -She's not okay. She's not okay. 949 00:46:42,546 --> 00:46:45,171 - That's all right. It's okay. 950 00:46:47,171 --> 00:46:49,088 -Get the medic. -Get some ice, right now. 951 00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,338 Oh! Ooh! 952 00:46:54,088 --> 00:46:55,921 - Are you all right? - I'm fine! 953 00:46:56,005 --> 00:46:57,630 Everyone's making a fuss. 954 00:46:57,713 --> 00:46:59,505 -Are you sure? - Yes. 955 00:46:59,588 --> 00:47:03,796 I told you we weren't ready. We made complete fools of ourselves out there. 956 00:47:08,630 --> 00:47:11,046 -Oh, shit! -What? 957 00:47:11,130 --> 00:47:12,588 -What? -What? 958 00:47:12,671 --> 00:47:13,546 What now? 959 00:47:17,130 --> 00:47:18,796 - That's us! - Oh, no! 960 00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:22,213 - Could I see? -It already has 20,000 views. 961 00:47:22,296 --> 00:47:24,338 - Oh! -Well, you gotta take it down. 962 00:47:24,421 --> 00:47:26,421 -I can't take it off. -There has to be a way, right? 963 00:47:26,505 --> 00:47:28,463 -I mean, some technical-- -No, it's there. 964 00:47:28,546 --> 00:47:30,505 "Old cheerleaders fail." 965 00:47:31,005 --> 00:47:31,838 Oh. 966 00:47:33,963 --> 00:47:34,796 Okay. 967 00:47:35,130 --> 00:47:36,588 - Can I see? 968 00:47:37,463 --> 00:47:38,588 What? What's going on? 969 00:47:41,171 --> 00:47:42,588 Wait, you posted it? 970 00:47:42,671 --> 00:47:43,505 Yeah. 971 00:47:43,588 --> 00:47:44,963 Why would you do that? 972 00:47:45,046 --> 00:47:46,713 Because it's hilarious. 973 00:47:46,796 --> 00:47:48,755 This is totally going viral. 974 00:47:49,838 --> 00:47:50,671 Wow. 975 00:47:52,588 --> 00:47:53,421 What? 976 00:47:55,755 --> 00:47:56,588 What? 977 00:47:56,963 --> 00:47:58,713 I blame myself. 978 00:47:59,380 --> 00:48:02,713 I mean, this is just the sort of thing that I knew would happen. 979 00:48:03,171 --> 00:48:07,963 Not only has one of our residents suffered a serious injury, 980 00:48:08,255 --> 00:48:12,130 but now her son is threatening a lawsuit. 981 00:48:13,005 --> 00:48:16,130 Is there anything that you ladies care to say? 982 00:48:16,213 --> 00:48:17,088 No. 983 00:48:19,546 --> 00:48:21,505 Then let's put it to a vote. 984 00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,255 All of those in favor of the ban. 985 00:48:26,463 --> 00:48:27,588 - Mm-hmm. - Yes. 986 00:48:28,421 --> 00:48:29,713 - Yes for me. - Yeah. 987 00:48:29,796 --> 00:48:30,838 Mm-hmm. 988 00:48:41,255 --> 00:48:42,505 It's unanimous. 989 00:48:43,588 --> 00:48:46,546 You are hereby ordered to cease all club activities. 990 00:48:47,630 --> 00:48:48,463 Thank you. 991 00:48:49,671 --> 00:48:51,963 Well, what did she expect going out like that? 992 00:48:52,505 --> 00:48:53,505 Where are you going? 993 00:48:53,796 --> 00:48:54,755 Home. 994 00:49:08,796 --> 00:49:10,671 Hold on, hold on! There's more! 995 00:49:10,755 --> 00:49:12,380 You think they're talkin' about us? 996 00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:16,880 I don't know. 997 00:49:20,421 --> 00:49:21,880 Not today, Satan. 998 00:49:22,838 --> 00:49:25,880 Local residents from Sun Springs Retirement Community 999 00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:28,213 have become a viral internet sensation 1000 00:49:28,296 --> 00:49:30,713 -following a disastrous performance... - Screw you! 1001 00:49:30,796 --> 00:49:32,963 ...at a high school pep rally last Tuesday. 1002 00:49:36,963 --> 00:49:37,796 Hey, Mom. 1003 00:49:41,921 --> 00:49:43,713 It's time for you to get some rest. 1004 00:49:44,088 --> 00:49:45,338 I am resting. 1005 00:49:45,421 --> 00:49:47,630 Mother, Susan and I are gonna be staying here for a while. 1006 00:49:47,963 --> 00:49:49,755 No, that won't be necessary. 1007 00:49:49,838 --> 00:49:51,755 Yes, I think it is necessary. 1008 00:50:04,755 --> 00:50:06,005 What's wrong with you lately? 1009 00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:10,088 I just miss cheerleading. 1010 00:50:15,546 --> 00:50:19,713 Please give a round of applause to the Calibray Club! 1011 00:50:21,546 --> 00:50:25,171 Oh, and our next act, the sunscreen, 1012 00:50:25,255 --> 00:50:27,421 always got a full tan! 1013 00:50:29,671 --> 00:50:31,005 - Hey. - Hi! 1014 00:50:31,088 --> 00:50:31,921 Are you around? 1015 00:50:36,963 --> 00:50:37,796 So... 1016 00:50:38,713 --> 00:50:40,005 you went to the Showcase? 1017 00:50:40,380 --> 00:50:42,505 Well, I drove by. I didn't go inside. I-- 1018 00:50:42,588 --> 00:50:46,755 Oh, it's too bad. We had a real shot at that trophy. 1019 00:50:46,838 --> 00:50:48,296 Do you really think so? 1020 00:50:48,963 --> 00:50:50,255 -Not really. 1021 00:50:50,338 --> 00:50:52,380 I'm just trying to be supportive. 1022 00:50:52,463 --> 00:50:53,546 Yeah, right. 1023 00:50:53,630 --> 00:50:56,755 Listen, I am sorry about the pep rally. 1024 00:50:56,838 --> 00:50:58,255 It was a dumb idea. 1025 00:50:59,505 --> 00:51:01,671 No, it's not your fault. 1026 00:51:03,130 --> 00:51:04,296 -It was. -You know, I... 1027 00:51:05,671 --> 00:51:07,130 I miss the girls, though. 1028 00:51:08,046 --> 00:51:09,421 Yeah, me too. 1029 00:51:10,671 --> 00:51:12,921 I've never had a lot of girlfriends. 1030 00:51:13,171 --> 00:51:14,171 It's quite nice. 1031 00:51:17,588 --> 00:51:18,421 Hmm? 1032 00:51:18,796 --> 00:51:19,880 I miss you, too. 1033 00:51:20,296 --> 00:51:21,421 I miss you! 1034 00:51:21,505 --> 00:51:22,713 - Really? 1035 00:51:23,588 --> 00:51:24,755 Oh, my goodness. 1036 00:51:25,505 --> 00:51:27,296 -On the bright side... -Uh-huh. 1037 00:51:28,671 --> 00:51:31,796 We're up to half a million hits. Look at this. 1038 00:51:38,671 --> 00:51:42,713 I'd like to get my hands on whoever posted that. Okay? 1039 00:51:43,421 --> 00:51:44,463 I can't... 1040 00:51:44,546 --> 00:51:45,505 Hey, wait a minute. 1041 00:51:46,130 --> 00:51:47,046 -What do you mean? -Shh. 1042 00:51:47,130 --> 00:51:48,463 -Listen. Listen. -Okay. 1043 00:51:48,546 --> 00:51:49,380 Uh-huh. 1044 00:51:50,088 --> 00:51:51,296 Oh, my God! 1045 00:51:52,338 --> 00:51:53,171 The little... 1046 00:51:53,921 --> 00:51:56,088 -That is Chloe's voice! -It was. 1047 00:51:56,171 --> 00:51:57,005 -It's Chloe! -Yeah. 1048 00:51:57,088 --> 00:51:59,296 That's right. The cheerleader did this, okay? 1049 00:52:01,213 --> 00:52:02,046 Yeah. 1050 00:52:02,546 --> 00:52:03,755 Uh-huh. 1051 00:52:06,380 --> 00:52:07,255 Oh. 1052 00:52:08,671 --> 00:52:11,130 -Shit. -Are you sure this is a good idea? 1053 00:52:11,213 --> 00:52:14,213 Yes, we're gonna talk to her parents, and I'm sure they're going to understand. 1054 00:52:14,296 --> 00:52:16,130 I don't think her parents are home. 1055 00:52:17,338 --> 00:52:18,421 -Oh. 1056 00:52:21,921 --> 00:52:22,921 Uh... 1057 00:52:29,921 --> 00:52:32,546 This is all... What a nightmare! Ugh! 1058 00:52:32,630 --> 00:52:35,171 Is this what a teenage party is all about? 1059 00:52:35,963 --> 00:52:37,213 Oh, hey. Look. 1060 00:52:37,921 --> 00:52:38,880 Hey, Chloe. 1061 00:52:38,963 --> 00:52:40,088 Oh, shit! 1062 00:52:40,713 --> 00:52:42,296 Did you think that was funny? 1063 00:52:42,713 --> 00:52:46,713 Did you and your friends have a big laugh at all the old ladies? 1064 00:52:47,130 --> 00:52:50,755 I guess it wasn't enough just to humiliate us in front of the school. 1065 00:52:50,838 --> 00:52:52,755 You had to share it with the whole world. 1066 00:52:52,838 --> 00:52:56,796 Isn't it enough to be pretty, and smart, 1067 00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:58,213 and popular? 1068 00:52:58,296 --> 00:53:00,421 You have to knock everybody else down, too? 1069 00:53:00,796 --> 00:53:02,421 I mean, what, wait a minute now. 1070 00:53:03,046 --> 00:53:05,671 No clever retort, huh? You have nothing to say at all? 1071 00:53:07,338 --> 00:53:08,255 Oh. 1072 00:53:08,546 --> 00:53:09,671 -Oh, dear. -Oh, dear. 1073 00:53:09,755 --> 00:53:10,921 -Oh. 1074 00:53:11,713 --> 00:53:12,546 Okay... 1075 00:53:12,630 --> 00:53:13,880 -No, it's all-- -Hey, hey. 1076 00:53:14,088 --> 00:53:15,796 It's all right. It's okay. 1077 00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:17,755 There's nothing to cry about, okay? 1078 00:53:17,838 --> 00:53:20,088 Don't worry. Don't... don't cry! 1079 00:53:20,171 --> 00:53:22,046 No, I'm so sorry. 1080 00:53:22,713 --> 00:53:25,505 I didn't know they were gonna post it. I promise. 1081 00:53:26,213 --> 00:53:28,255 God, you must hate me! 1082 00:53:28,338 --> 00:53:30,213 Oh, we don't hate you. 1083 00:53:31,130 --> 00:53:32,671 Actually, we need you. 1084 00:53:35,338 --> 00:53:36,296 For what? 1085 00:53:38,421 --> 00:53:40,046 Well, we want you to be our choreographer. 1086 00:53:40,421 --> 00:53:42,380 - Yeah. - That's right. 1087 00:53:42,463 --> 00:53:45,130 We're putting our squad back together, 1088 00:53:45,213 --> 00:53:47,630 and as you may have noticed, we have a few rough edges, 1089 00:53:47,713 --> 00:53:49,338 but we've seen you. We have. 1090 00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:50,713 You're good. 1091 00:53:50,796 --> 00:53:52,421 -Yeah. -And we need some of that. 1092 00:53:52,505 --> 00:53:55,463 But... with school and cheering, I... 1093 00:53:56,380 --> 00:53:57,880 I just don't have the time. 1094 00:53:57,963 --> 00:54:00,463 -Oh. -Oh, that's a shame. 1095 00:54:00,546 --> 00:54:01,630 Isn't it, Martha? 1096 00:54:02,380 --> 00:54:04,213 Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a real shame. 1097 00:54:06,296 --> 00:54:09,005 Oh, but you know what would be a real shame? 1098 00:54:09,088 --> 00:54:10,171 What's that? 1099 00:54:11,630 --> 00:54:15,255 If Chloe's parents found out about this totally epic party. 1100 00:54:15,713 --> 00:54:17,713 Oh, that'd be a terrible shame. 1101 00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:19,213 You wouldn't. 1102 00:54:19,671 --> 00:54:21,130 We might. 1103 00:54:21,838 --> 00:54:22,713 Try us. 1104 00:54:25,630 --> 00:54:26,588 God. 1105 00:54:28,505 --> 00:54:30,046 Good morning, ladies. 1106 00:54:32,338 --> 00:54:33,671 What is she doing here? 1107 00:54:34,046 --> 00:54:35,880 This is Chloe, right? 1108 00:54:36,255 --> 00:54:39,505 Chloe has something that she wants to say to everyone. 1109 00:54:43,005 --> 00:54:44,880 I was the one who took the video. 1110 00:54:44,963 --> 00:54:46,463 -Oh, boy. -Oh, come on. Jeez. 1111 00:54:46,546 --> 00:54:48,921 Look, I-I never meant for it to be posted online, 1112 00:54:49,005 --> 00:54:50,296 and I'm sorry. 1113 00:54:50,755 --> 00:54:53,796 -I'm really sorry. -Glad you got that off your chest. 1114 00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:57,130 I'm sorry, but there's more that Chloe has to say. Go on, Chloe. 1115 00:54:57,380 --> 00:54:58,213 Uh... 1116 00:54:59,213 --> 00:55:03,171 And I would really love to help coach you guys. 1117 00:55:04,296 --> 00:55:06,296 Why would we let her coach us? 1118 00:55:06,380 --> 00:55:08,463 Because, Olive, in case you haven't noticed, 1119 00:55:08,546 --> 00:55:10,130 we could do with a little help. 1120 00:55:10,213 --> 00:55:12,338 We're not even a club anymore. 1121 00:55:12,421 --> 00:55:15,046 -Vicki banned us. -Oh, forget Vicki! 1122 00:55:15,380 --> 00:55:18,171 -We will practice in secret. -Practice for what? 1123 00:55:18,255 --> 00:55:19,546 The Showcase is over. 1124 00:55:19,630 --> 00:55:22,505 We're gonna find someplace else to perform, okay? 1125 00:55:22,588 --> 00:55:24,796 We humiliated ourselves. Everybody saw it. 1126 00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:27,130 And that's the reason why we need to do this. 1127 00:55:27,213 --> 00:55:28,296 To prove we're not some joke 1128 00:55:28,380 --> 00:55:30,421 and to show the world what we can really do! 1129 00:55:31,463 --> 00:55:32,755 We really can do this 1130 00:55:32,838 --> 00:55:35,255 if we do this together. 1131 00:55:35,963 --> 00:55:36,796 Huh? 1132 00:55:38,338 --> 00:55:45,046 All right, ladies. I want you to look at your reflection in the mirror, okay? 1133 00:55:45,130 --> 00:55:46,255 What are we doing? 1134 00:55:46,796 --> 00:55:49,130 Just look at your reflection, Ruby. 1135 00:55:49,213 --> 00:55:53,171 I want you to really, really look in that mirror, 1136 00:55:54,755 --> 00:55:56,713 and take in yourselves, right? 1137 00:55:56,796 --> 00:55:57,838 Look closely. 1138 00:55:58,546 --> 00:56:01,380 We're all so self-conscious, 1139 00:56:01,463 --> 00:56:04,088 and we're all so worried 1140 00:56:04,171 --> 00:56:06,755 about what everyone else is thinking, 1141 00:56:06,838 --> 00:56:09,546 when, of course, the only thing that really matters 1142 00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:12,255 is what we think of ourselves. 1143 00:56:12,630 --> 00:56:15,963 Really, I want you to take yourself in. 1144 00:56:16,213 --> 00:56:18,088 Now, on the count of three, 1145 00:56:18,713 --> 00:56:22,130 I want you to say one thing 1146 00:56:22,505 --> 00:56:24,130 you like about yourselves. 1147 00:56:24,213 --> 00:56:25,380 Oh, gosh. 1148 00:56:26,046 --> 00:56:28,130 You can't be serious. 1149 00:56:28,213 --> 00:56:29,130 My tits! 1150 00:56:29,213 --> 00:56:31,130 -Uh, not yet. Not yet. 1151 00:56:31,213 --> 00:56:33,046 Let's wait until the count of three. 1152 00:56:33,546 --> 00:56:35,171 What if you don't like anything? 1153 00:56:36,005 --> 00:56:38,546 Well, what do you mean? Then you're not looking hard enough. 1154 00:56:38,630 --> 00:56:41,755 You just have to find what's great about yourselves, okay? 1155 00:56:43,130 --> 00:56:44,755 All right. Ready? 1156 00:56:46,505 --> 00:56:47,421 Look. 1157 00:56:52,130 --> 00:56:53,130 Now... 1158 00:56:53,505 --> 00:56:54,463 one, 1159 00:56:54,796 --> 00:56:56,463 two, three! 1160 00:57:03,713 --> 00:57:04,755 My hair. 1161 00:57:04,838 --> 00:57:05,880 -Oh! 1162 00:57:05,963 --> 00:57:07,255 So beautiful. 1163 00:57:07,338 --> 00:57:08,380 Thank you. 1164 00:57:08,463 --> 00:57:09,296 And? 1165 00:57:09,380 --> 00:57:10,838 My hands. 1166 00:57:11,255 --> 00:57:12,463 My hands. 1167 00:57:12,546 --> 00:57:13,421 My smile. 1168 00:57:14,546 --> 00:57:16,921 Look at that smile. Okay. 1169 00:57:17,171 --> 00:57:18,921 -Damn it. -And no... 1170 00:57:19,005 --> 00:57:19,963 Okay, my wrist. 1171 00:57:21,463 --> 00:57:23,546 -Okay. 1172 00:57:24,088 --> 00:57:25,588 They take blood really good. 1173 00:57:25,921 --> 00:57:28,213 -I found another good feature of yours. 1174 00:57:28,296 --> 00:57:29,130 Well... 1175 00:57:29,630 --> 00:57:32,755 But what about me? What's good about me? There's not one thing. 1176 00:57:32,838 --> 00:57:34,213 Oh, stop! 1177 00:57:35,963 --> 00:57:38,755 All right, let's work! Let's go! Come on, Chloe! 1178 00:57:41,505 --> 00:57:42,380 -Oh. - Hm? 1179 00:57:42,463 --> 00:57:43,755 -A competition? - Mm-hmm. 1180 00:57:43,838 --> 00:57:45,588 This is a really big deal. 1181 00:57:45,671 --> 00:57:47,630 People come from all over to compete. 1182 00:57:47,713 --> 00:57:50,088 You guys can't compete next to real cheerleaders. 1183 00:57:50,171 --> 00:57:53,380 -Yes, we can! -The oldest category is 18 plus! 1184 00:57:53,463 --> 00:57:56,213 - Uh-huh. -So what? We're 18 plus. 1185 00:57:56,296 --> 00:57:57,921 - Yeah. -Eighteen plus 50. 1186 00:57:58,005 --> 00:57:58,838 Yeah. 1187 00:57:58,921 --> 00:58:00,338 -Oh, look. - What? 1188 00:58:00,421 --> 00:58:02,088 It's on in three weeks. 1189 00:58:02,171 --> 00:58:04,421 Well, that's okay, because Chloe's gonna help us. 1190 00:58:04,505 --> 00:58:05,380 -Right, Chloe? -No! 1191 00:58:05,463 --> 00:58:08,255 No, you guys didn't say anything about a competition! 1192 00:58:08,505 --> 00:58:10,296 Do you know how much training that involves? 1193 00:58:10,380 --> 00:58:13,421 People train for a year, not three weeks! 1194 00:58:14,588 --> 00:58:15,421 Okay... 1195 00:58:16,671 --> 00:58:18,088 What do you think? 1196 00:58:19,796 --> 00:58:21,880 I say screw it. Let's sign up. 1197 00:58:22,963 --> 00:58:24,130 -Oh, my God. -Yes. 1198 00:58:24,546 --> 00:58:26,171 -Come on. -Yes! 1199 00:58:26,421 --> 00:58:29,671 Let's just start with our feet a little wider than shoulder width, 1200 00:58:29,755 --> 00:58:30,588 like so. 1201 00:58:30,921 --> 00:58:33,588 And we're just gonna start with some really easy movement. 1202 00:58:33,671 --> 00:58:35,588 So, bring your left arm like this. 1203 00:58:36,130 --> 00:58:37,838 Left. Good! 1204 00:58:38,380 --> 00:58:39,755 Down, right. 1205 00:58:40,005 --> 00:58:41,630 And back up, left. 1206 00:58:41,713 --> 00:58:43,088 Right, left! 1207 00:58:43,421 --> 00:58:44,588 Left, right! 1208 00:58:45,046 --> 00:58:46,380 Left and dirty! 1209 00:58:46,463 --> 00:58:47,713 Yes, sexy! 1210 00:58:47,796 --> 00:58:48,755 Whoo! 1211 00:58:49,296 --> 00:58:52,005 ? Ooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now ? 1212 00:58:52,338 --> 00:58:55,005 ? I been feeling it since 1966, now ? 1213 00:58:55,380 --> 00:58:57,421 ? Might be over now, but I feel it still ? 1214 00:58:57,505 --> 00:58:59,296 All up in the air, and throw it. 1215 00:58:59,380 --> 00:59:00,588 Two, three. 1216 00:59:03,546 --> 00:59:05,046 Did you try to hit me? 1217 00:59:05,130 --> 00:59:07,671 -You make mash-ups, right? -Yeah, yeah, I can. 1218 00:59:07,755 --> 00:59:09,880 Could you maybe cut something together for us? 1219 00:59:09,963 --> 00:59:10,838 Yeah, for sure. 1220 00:59:10,921 --> 00:59:12,755 Oh, yes! Thank you so much! 1221 00:59:16,421 --> 00:59:17,630 ? Leave her with a babysitter ? 1222 00:59:18,171 --> 00:59:20,630 -Two, three, four, five! -Five! 1223 00:59:20,713 --> 00:59:23,213 Come on! Come on, ladies! Keep up! 1224 00:59:24,255 --> 00:59:25,296 Move it, Alice! 1225 00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:28,796 Punch, punch, one, two, three. 1226 00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:31,755 Punch, punch, one, two, three. Punch! 1227 00:59:31,838 --> 00:59:34,755 ? Might've had your fill But you feel it still ? 1228 00:59:34,838 --> 00:59:37,296 Just let me change out of this dance stuff. 1229 00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:40,046 Maybe you could just leave it on. 1230 00:59:42,005 --> 00:59:42,880 Oh? 1231 00:59:42,963 --> 00:59:45,421 I always wanted to date a cheerleader. 1232 00:59:46,005 --> 00:59:47,838 Ra, ra, ra! Ra, ra, ra! 1233 00:59:47,921 --> 00:59:50,130 ? We could fight a war for peace ? 1234 00:59:50,213 --> 00:59:52,505 ? Ooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now ? 1235 00:59:52,588 --> 00:59:54,255 ? Give in to that easy living ? 1236 00:59:54,338 --> 00:59:56,338 ? Goodbye to my hopes and dreams ? 1237 00:59:56,713 --> 00:59:57,588 You feel that? 1238 00:59:58,171 --> 00:59:59,171 Right? 1239 01:00:01,005 --> 01:00:04,546 Lean in. Get super, super low. Lower. 1240 01:00:04,630 --> 01:00:05,630 Oh, my God! 1241 01:00:09,505 --> 01:00:11,546 Five, six, seven, eight... 1242 01:00:14,213 --> 01:00:15,921 What's going on with you? Where've you been? 1243 01:00:16,005 --> 01:00:19,338 Sorry, it's been really crazy. So, I... 1244 01:00:19,421 --> 01:00:21,046 Well, get your shit together. 1245 01:00:21,130 --> 01:00:23,755 You miss one more practice and we're voting you off the squad. 1246 01:00:26,130 --> 01:00:27,546 -Are you okay? -No, I'm fine. 1247 01:00:27,630 --> 01:00:28,880 You look like shit. 1248 01:00:28,963 --> 01:00:31,171 Thank you. No, I haven't been sleeping well. I'm fine. 1249 01:00:31,255 --> 01:00:34,088 -You're so skinny. -Uh-huh. Let's get started, okay? 1250 01:00:34,588 --> 01:00:35,588 Is that new? 1251 01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:37,546 Thought we could use a little bit more bass. 1252 01:00:37,630 --> 01:00:40,546 Ah. You've shown a lot of interest lately, haven't you? 1253 01:00:42,046 --> 01:00:44,838 ? Ooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now ? 1254 01:00:45,088 --> 01:00:47,880 ? I been feeling it since 1966, now ? 1255 01:00:48,046 --> 01:00:49,546 ? Might be over now ? 1256 01:00:49,630 --> 01:00:51,130 ? But I feel it still ? 1257 01:00:54,171 --> 01:00:57,088 ? Ooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now ? 1258 01:00:57,171 --> 01:00:59,546 ? Let me kick it like it's 1986, now ? 1259 01:01:00,171 --> 01:01:01,296 ? Might be over now ? 1260 01:01:01,713 --> 01:01:03,171 ? But I feel it still ? 1261 01:01:03,255 --> 01:01:04,713 ? Might've had your fill ? 1262 01:01:04,796 --> 01:01:06,213 ? But you feel it still ? 1263 01:01:10,505 --> 01:01:12,296 Do you think you're irreplaceable? 1264 01:01:12,380 --> 01:01:14,921 Well, I like to think I bring a certain dignity to the position. 1265 01:01:15,005 --> 01:01:17,963 Do you think that I would hesitate to take your little badge, 1266 01:01:18,046 --> 01:01:20,755 and take your little cards, and give 'em to Dorris? 1267 01:01:20,838 --> 01:01:23,546 Dorris is a trainee. She doesn't have the experience. 1268 01:01:23,630 --> 01:01:26,005 They are up to something! I know it! 1269 01:01:26,338 --> 01:01:29,171 And either you are too stupid to find it out, 1270 01:01:29,255 --> 01:01:31,046 -or you're just not even trying! -Mm-hmm. 1271 01:01:31,130 --> 01:01:32,296 Well, I am definitely trying. 1272 01:01:32,380 --> 01:01:36,463 Well, then find out what they're plannin' and shut it down! 1273 01:01:36,796 --> 01:01:38,671 Or I'll shut you down! 1274 01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:42,338 - Yeah! 1275 01:01:45,296 --> 01:01:46,171 Backstabber! 1276 01:01:46,630 --> 01:01:49,296 So, Chloe, I've been working on an idea. 1277 01:01:49,380 --> 01:01:52,546 Something that, I don't know, would make us stand out. 1278 01:01:52,630 --> 01:01:53,463 You know? 1279 01:01:53,546 --> 01:01:55,546 Trust me, you guys are gonna stand out. 1280 01:01:56,005 --> 01:01:58,505 Yeah, but I do want you to bear with me. All right? 1281 01:01:59,088 --> 01:02:00,130 -You can do it. -Okay. 1282 01:02:00,463 --> 01:02:01,380 Okay, I'm down. 1283 01:02:01,463 --> 01:02:02,588 -Okay. -Show us then. 1284 01:02:02,671 --> 01:02:04,088 -All right. -I'm excited to see it. 1285 01:02:04,338 --> 01:02:05,421 Mmm. 1286 01:02:05,505 --> 01:02:07,421 Oh, here we are! Okay. 1287 01:02:07,921 --> 01:02:09,671 Are you ready for the new move? All right. 1288 01:02:09,755 --> 01:02:10,963 -New move? -Yes? 1289 01:02:11,171 --> 01:02:12,296 Oh, I didn't tell you? 1290 01:02:17,005 --> 01:02:18,796 -Oh. -Right? What do you think? 1291 01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:20,380 -Wanna try it or not? - Yeah. 1292 01:02:20,463 --> 01:02:21,338 I knew you would! 1293 01:02:21,588 --> 01:02:23,130 -I wanna see it. -I'm not surprised. 1294 01:02:25,921 --> 01:02:27,796 That's nice! There was something about-- 1295 01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:29,838 Maybe we should have those elbows stick out wider. 1296 01:02:29,921 --> 01:02:31,838 And... 1297 01:02:31,921 --> 01:02:34,255 Walk, walk, walk! 1298 01:02:34,338 --> 01:02:36,796 Nod, nod, nod, nod! 1299 01:02:37,088 --> 01:02:38,171 It's sexual. 1300 01:02:39,963 --> 01:02:42,338 Walk, walk, walk, walk! 1301 01:02:42,421 --> 01:02:43,255 Whoo! 1302 01:02:43,630 --> 01:02:44,546 Unh, unh. 1303 01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:46,088 Now, that was fantastic! 1304 01:02:46,171 --> 01:02:47,755 This is good, right? 1305 01:02:47,838 --> 01:02:48,796 Oh, you're strong. 1306 01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:50,005 That's it, let's do it. 1307 01:02:50,088 --> 01:02:52,380 Walk, walk, nod, nod. 1308 01:02:52,588 --> 01:02:54,255 It's hard this time. 1309 01:02:54,338 --> 01:02:55,671 No, we got it, we got it. 1310 01:02:55,755 --> 01:02:57,838 We're gonna be fine. Okay? Ready, and... 1311 01:02:57,921 --> 01:02:59,588 Walk, walk, walk. 1312 01:02:59,671 --> 01:03:02,046 Unh, unh, unh, unh. 1313 01:03:02,421 --> 01:03:04,755 Okay, um, let's do it one more time. 1314 01:03:05,671 --> 01:03:07,796 -Excuse me, can you take over, Chloe? -Yeah. Of course. 1315 01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:09,546 Okay, that's good. Oh, my God. 1316 01:03:10,088 --> 01:03:12,046 Oh, yeah. I like this move. 1317 01:03:12,130 --> 01:03:14,380 Let's get it. Left foot forward. 1318 01:03:51,505 --> 01:03:52,838 Okay, ladies. 1319 01:03:52,921 --> 01:03:54,338 Let's breathe in. 1320 01:03:54,421 --> 01:03:56,630 Pli� and bring your arms up! 1321 01:03:57,171 --> 01:03:59,796 And exhale and go all the way down. 1322 01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:01,880 Ow! 1323 01:04:01,963 --> 01:04:03,838 Let's hang here for a minute. 1324 01:04:04,463 --> 01:04:07,088 And slowly roll up. 1325 01:04:08,130 --> 01:04:10,630 Feel your spine. 1326 01:04:10,713 --> 01:04:11,713 Yeah. 1327 01:04:11,796 --> 01:04:14,130 - Roll your shoulders back. 1328 01:04:14,213 --> 01:04:15,921 -Nice. - Excuse me. 1329 01:04:16,005 --> 01:04:18,338 -Can I get a word, please? -Where's Helen? 1330 01:04:18,838 --> 01:04:20,255 I'm taking her out of this club. 1331 01:04:20,338 --> 01:04:22,171 It's obvious she can't handle the peer pressure. 1332 01:04:22,255 --> 01:04:24,588 What are you talking about, peer pressure? That's absurd. 1333 01:04:24,671 --> 01:04:27,213 -Look at me when you talk to me. -Not only do you break her ankle, 1334 01:04:27,296 --> 01:04:29,505 now you wanna publicly humiliate her again 1335 01:04:29,921 --> 01:04:31,338 with this stupid dance competition. 1336 01:04:31,421 --> 01:04:33,255 No, Helen is a really big part of this team. 1337 01:04:33,338 --> 01:04:35,171 You can't just take her out of the competition. 1338 01:04:35,255 --> 01:04:38,630 Step back and let the adults talk. I don't need a little slut telling me what to do. 1339 01:04:38,713 --> 01:04:39,796 -What? 1340 01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:41,588 What did you just call her? 1341 01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:44,546 -Oh. Now that was... -No, seriously. 1342 01:04:44,796 --> 01:04:46,796 -That... -What did you just call her? 1343 01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:49,005 -That was out of line, I apologize. -Say it again! 1344 01:04:49,088 --> 01:04:51,963 -I dare you! What did you call her? -Please get your hand-- Ma'am, get-- 1345 01:04:52,046 --> 01:04:53,505 Ma'am, get your hand out of my face. 1346 01:04:53,588 --> 01:04:55,046 -Don't tell me what to do! -Okay. 1347 01:04:55,588 --> 01:04:56,421 I... 1348 01:04:56,505 --> 01:04:57,671 Okay, I'm-- I'm leaving. 1349 01:04:58,005 --> 01:04:59,505 I'll go. 1350 01:05:06,630 --> 01:05:10,838 ? Because your good girl's gonna go bad ? 1351 01:05:12,213 --> 01:05:15,921 ? I'm gonna be the swinginest swinger You've ever had ? 1352 01:05:17,213 --> 01:05:20,046 ? If you like 'em painted up Powdered up ? 1353 01:05:20,838 --> 01:05:22,088 ? Then you oughta be glad ? 1354 01:05:22,463 --> 01:05:26,880 ? 'Cause your good girl's gonna go bad ? 1355 01:05:27,671 --> 01:05:29,046 -Yeah! 1356 01:05:30,421 --> 01:05:34,338 ? I'll even learn To like the taste of whisky ? 1357 01:05:34,588 --> 01:05:36,796 I'd like to propose a toast to Helen. 1358 01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:39,088 -To Helen! -To Helen! 1359 01:05:39,171 --> 01:05:40,088 -To Helen! -To Helen! 1360 01:05:40,171 --> 01:05:42,213 May she outlive her children. 1361 01:05:42,296 --> 01:05:43,963 Yeah! Hear, hear! 1362 01:05:44,213 --> 01:05:45,630 I'm glad I didn't have any. 1363 01:05:45,713 --> 01:05:47,171 Whoo! Yes! 1364 01:05:48,171 --> 01:05:49,171 That feels good. 1365 01:05:49,255 --> 01:05:50,671 - Wow. - Wow! 1366 01:05:50,755 --> 01:05:52,213 Just a little Sprite. 1367 01:05:52,921 --> 01:05:57,796 Um, excuse me for a minute, but I left a little something on lane 20. 1368 01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:00,338 -Ooh! -Oh! 1369 01:06:00,421 --> 01:06:01,463 Is that a little something? 1370 01:06:01,546 --> 01:06:02,880 -Wow. -Careful, baby. 1371 01:06:03,463 --> 01:06:05,713 He's kinda cute, don't you think? 1372 01:06:05,796 --> 01:06:07,171 Go, Alice! 1373 01:06:07,921 --> 01:06:09,546 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1374 01:06:09,630 --> 01:06:11,130 Whoo! 1375 01:06:12,463 --> 01:06:16,088 Can you believe she's the same woman who wasn't allowed to join the club? 1376 01:06:16,171 --> 01:06:18,463 She should've killed that husband years ago. 1377 01:06:18,546 --> 01:06:20,588 Yeah! 1378 01:06:20,671 --> 01:06:21,963 - Whoo! - Joy! 1379 01:06:22,046 --> 01:06:23,171 Kill the husband. 1380 01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:24,838 Yes. 1381 01:06:26,005 --> 01:06:26,838 Sheryl, 1382 01:06:26,921 --> 01:06:30,005 that was so badass of you to stick up for me back there. 1383 01:06:30,088 --> 01:06:31,046 Oh. 1384 01:06:31,463 --> 01:06:32,963 You're one of us now. 1385 01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:35,838 Except with higher boobies. 1386 01:06:37,171 --> 01:06:39,463 -Higher boobies! -Higher boobies! 1387 01:06:41,338 --> 01:06:42,880 And she scores! 1388 01:06:43,046 --> 01:06:44,630 Grab for the joy. 1389 01:06:44,713 --> 01:06:47,421 It is so great to see you so happy. 1390 01:06:47,921 --> 01:06:50,505 I think maybe more alcohol in my life or something. 1391 01:06:52,088 --> 01:06:53,463 Okay, we all love you! 1392 01:06:53,546 --> 01:06:54,838 Yeah! 1393 01:06:55,088 --> 01:06:56,255 We just love! 1394 01:06:56,713 --> 01:06:58,088 Yeah! 1395 01:07:03,671 --> 01:07:05,671 I'll be right back. I'll be right back. 1396 01:07:08,421 --> 01:07:10,546 Okay, you want me to come with you? 1397 01:07:50,380 --> 01:07:51,546 Why didn't you tell me? 1398 01:07:52,046 --> 01:07:52,963 Why would I? 1399 01:07:54,046 --> 01:07:57,880 Because you tell your friends when you got cancer, for Christ's sake. 1400 01:07:58,713 --> 01:07:59,546 Yeah. 1401 01:08:02,338 --> 01:08:03,171 Anyway... 1402 01:08:04,921 --> 01:08:07,171 The doctor says you'll be out tomorrow. 1403 01:08:07,255 --> 01:08:09,713 And once they drain away all the fluid, 1404 01:08:09,796 --> 01:08:11,588 you'll be feeling fine, and... 1405 01:08:11,671 --> 01:08:14,338 that's good because the competition's in three days. 1406 01:08:14,921 --> 01:08:15,755 I'm not going. 1407 01:08:16,213 --> 01:08:18,505 Oh, yes, you are. The hell you're not. 1408 01:08:18,588 --> 01:08:20,963 -No, you don't even need me! What am I-- -Yes, we-- 1409 01:08:21,046 --> 01:08:22,796 Of course we need you! 1410 01:08:23,088 --> 01:08:24,255 You're the leader. 1411 01:08:24,671 --> 01:08:27,713 And I'm not gonna let you quit just like that. 1412 01:08:27,796 --> 01:08:29,921 You are coming to the competition 1413 01:08:30,338 --> 01:08:32,421 if I have to drag you there myself. 1414 01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:36,755 I'm dying. 1415 01:08:42,755 --> 01:08:43,588 Well... 1416 01:08:45,546 --> 01:08:48,088 you were dying yesterday, and you're... 1417 01:08:48,171 --> 01:08:50,421 you're gonna be dying next week. 1418 01:08:51,921 --> 01:08:53,130 And in the meantime, 1419 01:08:54,171 --> 01:08:56,130 you should be dancing your ass off. 1420 01:08:57,671 --> 01:08:59,546 Isn't that what this was all about? 1421 01:09:03,463 --> 01:09:04,546 I'm scared. 1422 01:09:09,463 --> 01:09:11,713 -I'm scared, okay? -I know, I know. 1423 01:09:11,796 --> 01:09:13,963 I'm sorry, it's just-- 1424 01:09:14,046 --> 01:09:16,171 I know you're scared, of course. 1425 01:09:16,838 --> 01:09:18,130 I'm so scared. 1426 01:09:18,838 --> 01:09:21,713 Sometimes you just have to look that shit in the face 1427 01:09:21,796 --> 01:09:23,171 and tell it to go to hell. 1428 01:09:27,713 --> 01:09:28,713 Thank you. 1429 01:09:28,796 --> 01:09:30,296 -Okay. 1430 01:09:31,921 --> 01:09:32,838 Thank you... 1431 01:09:35,671 --> 01:09:37,130 for being my friend. 1432 01:09:41,255 --> 01:09:43,088 -Your feet are cold. -I know. 1433 01:10:13,796 --> 01:10:15,838 -I don't think she's coming. - Mm-mm. 1434 01:10:15,921 --> 01:10:17,963 - Yeah, I don't know. -We're gonna be late. 1435 01:10:18,338 --> 01:10:19,546 Maybe we should just go on-- 1436 01:10:19,630 --> 01:10:22,546 No, Ruby! You sit your ass down. 1437 01:10:22,796 --> 01:10:25,755 Nobody's going anywhere without Martha. 1438 01:10:29,046 --> 01:10:29,880 It's okay. 1439 01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:31,713 Oh! 1440 01:10:32,713 --> 01:10:33,546 See? 1441 01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:35,546 She's here! What took you so long? 1442 01:10:35,630 --> 01:10:37,838 -Oh, I know. I know, I know. -Girl, what took you so long? 1443 01:10:37,921 --> 01:10:41,421 -Well, everybody's here. -No, we got a stop to make. 1444 01:10:42,463 --> 01:10:43,338 Okay? 1445 01:10:43,921 --> 01:10:45,463 -We gotta get Helen. - Hey, I-- 1446 01:10:46,005 --> 01:10:48,088 I can't do this. 1447 01:10:48,171 --> 01:10:49,963 Yes, you can. You're gonna be fine. 1448 01:10:50,046 --> 01:10:53,130 And Chloe, why don't you sit in the front with Ben, okay? 1449 01:10:53,213 --> 01:10:54,421 -All right. -All right. 1450 01:10:56,921 --> 01:10:58,380 Do you want some free advice? 1451 01:10:58,713 --> 01:10:59,713 Sure. 1452 01:11:00,130 --> 01:11:03,505 You cannot wait for Chloe to notice you, okay? 1453 01:11:03,588 --> 01:11:05,171 What? I'm not! 1454 01:11:05,255 --> 01:11:06,130 Yeah, no, no. 1455 01:11:06,213 --> 01:11:08,796 A girl like that, she gets a lot of attention, 1456 01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:11,755 and you have to be reckless. Right? 1457 01:11:12,255 --> 01:11:13,088 What does that mean? 1458 01:11:13,171 --> 01:11:14,671 It means life is short, 1459 01:11:15,005 --> 01:11:17,046 and make your move already, okay? 1460 01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:34,296 Back to throw, across the middle... 1461 01:11:37,963 --> 01:11:39,630 -Well... -Shit! Tom is here! 1462 01:11:39,838 --> 01:11:41,755 Oh, shit. Okay, we need a distraction. 1463 01:11:42,005 --> 01:11:42,838 I mean... 1464 01:11:43,380 --> 01:11:44,630 Oh, God! 1465 01:11:45,671 --> 01:11:47,296 I love being a cheerleader. 1466 01:11:47,796 --> 01:11:48,755 Do it, do it! 1467 01:11:49,546 --> 01:11:51,880 - At the 35-30 yard line... 1468 01:11:54,505 --> 01:11:55,505 Is that our car? 1469 01:12:05,171 --> 01:12:06,880 Oh. Son of a... 1470 01:12:12,421 --> 01:12:13,630 What are you doing here? 1471 01:12:15,755 --> 01:12:17,171 It's a rescue mission! 1472 01:12:24,005 --> 01:12:25,088 Now, shh! 1473 01:12:25,171 --> 01:12:26,171 Now be quiet! 1474 01:12:26,255 --> 01:12:27,296 All right, come on. 1475 01:12:27,505 --> 01:12:28,338 Oh, Jesus! 1476 01:12:30,921 --> 01:12:33,588 -Security, Chief Carl. -Carl, you're not gonna believe this shit. 1477 01:12:33,671 --> 01:12:36,380 Somebody threw a rock into my goddamn window! 1478 01:12:36,463 --> 01:12:37,963 Any idea who might've done it? 1479 01:12:38,755 --> 01:12:40,505 The gang she's always hanging around with? 1480 01:12:40,588 --> 01:12:41,796 Ah, hurry! 1481 01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:43,380 -Oh, shit! -Watch that tree. 1482 01:12:43,463 --> 01:12:44,338 No, no, no, wait! 1483 01:12:46,630 --> 01:12:47,546 Call Vicki. 1484 01:12:47,796 --> 01:12:49,671 Sweetie, she's not in here. 1485 01:12:50,046 --> 01:12:51,005 What? 1486 01:12:51,088 --> 01:12:52,046 Door closing! 1487 01:12:52,130 --> 01:12:54,046 Okay, go, go, go! 1488 01:12:54,130 --> 01:12:56,588 Thank God! Praise Jesus! 1489 01:12:56,671 --> 01:12:59,796 -Come on, let's go, go, go! -You gotta be kiddin' me! 1490 01:13:03,588 --> 01:13:06,338 Mother! Get out of the van, now. 1491 01:13:08,005 --> 01:13:09,296 -Yeah! 1492 01:13:09,380 --> 01:13:11,505 Who's the little slut now? 1493 01:13:20,463 --> 01:13:21,505 Please, stop! 1494 01:13:22,046 --> 01:13:24,046 And Dorris, get out. Please, get out. 1495 01:13:24,213 --> 01:13:26,088 Please, get out. Out! 1496 01:13:26,171 --> 01:13:27,421 Out! Out! 1497 01:13:27,505 --> 01:13:28,630 Okay, let's go, Carl. 1498 01:13:28,713 --> 01:13:30,005 -All right. Hang on. -Let's go. 1499 01:13:30,088 --> 01:13:31,380 -You in? 1500 01:13:31,838 --> 01:13:33,088 Oh, there they are! 1501 01:13:33,171 --> 01:13:34,796 -Come on! Cut 'em off! -Hey. 1502 01:13:37,171 --> 01:13:38,588 Oh! Oh! 1503 01:13:41,630 --> 01:13:45,046 Turn off the engine and step out of the vehicle! 1504 01:13:45,338 --> 01:13:46,630 Drive, drive! 1505 01:13:46,713 --> 01:13:48,505 -Go, go! -Go! 1506 01:13:48,588 --> 01:13:49,546 Oh, my God. 1507 01:13:49,630 --> 01:13:51,588 -Where are they goin'? -Just follow 'em. 1508 01:13:51,671 --> 01:13:53,088 -Follow them where? -Just follow-- 1509 01:13:53,171 --> 01:13:55,505 Just follow them! Just turn around! 1510 01:13:56,421 --> 01:13:57,671 Today, Carl! 1511 01:13:58,130 --> 01:13:58,963 Oh! 1512 01:13:59,921 --> 01:14:02,088 Oh, my God! Oh, my gosh! 1513 01:14:02,505 --> 01:14:03,338 Oh! 1514 01:14:03,963 --> 01:14:06,088 Well, can you turn this thing on? 1515 01:14:06,171 --> 01:14:07,171 The siren, the... 1516 01:14:07,255 --> 01:14:09,380 -Oh! Okay! All right! 1517 01:14:11,588 --> 01:14:12,921 Why are we chasing them again? 1518 01:14:13,296 --> 01:14:15,713 What? Oh, for pity's sake! 1519 01:14:16,171 --> 01:14:19,046 They are an unofficial club. 1520 01:14:20,005 --> 01:14:21,421 Go faster! 1521 01:14:21,505 --> 01:14:23,421 It does not go any faster! 1522 01:14:23,796 --> 01:14:25,213 -Floor it! -It's floored! 1523 01:14:25,296 --> 01:14:27,296 Well, this was a ridiculous purchase, 1524 01:14:27,380 --> 01:14:29,505 and I don't know why you didn't express that 1525 01:14:29,588 --> 01:14:31,380 at the time the check was being written! 1526 01:14:36,546 --> 01:14:37,463 Oh! 1527 01:14:38,130 --> 01:14:39,546 Hi, Vicki! 1528 01:14:55,963 --> 01:14:57,380 Where are you all going? 1529 01:14:57,463 --> 01:14:59,713 Heading to the cheerleading competition. Wanna go? 1530 01:15:00,171 --> 01:15:02,338 Is that a serious question, David? 1531 01:15:03,380 --> 01:15:05,171 And what do you think you're doing? 1532 01:15:05,255 --> 01:15:07,171 -I wanna see what's gonna happen. -Come on, Carl! 1533 01:15:07,255 --> 01:15:08,421 -Well, go on, then! -I'm going. 1534 01:15:08,505 --> 01:15:10,755 -Just go on with your bad self! - I am going! 1535 01:15:10,838 --> 01:15:12,171 Panty-chaser! 1536 01:15:12,255 --> 01:15:13,213 Turncoat! 1537 01:15:13,296 --> 01:15:15,463 Sticks and stones, Vicki! Sticks and stones! 1538 01:15:15,921 --> 01:15:16,796 Traitor! 1539 01:15:21,838 --> 01:15:22,796 Hurry! 1540 01:15:23,546 --> 01:15:25,421 We're late! Go in! Okay! 1541 01:15:26,005 --> 01:15:26,963 The music! 1542 01:15:27,046 --> 01:15:28,046 Here, I got it, I got it. 1543 01:15:28,130 --> 01:15:30,171 Yeah. I'll check us in. Don't worry. Here, you got it? 1544 01:15:30,255 --> 01:15:31,088 I got it. 1545 01:15:31,171 --> 01:15:33,171 Thank you. Um, hi. Where do I sign in? 1546 01:15:33,588 --> 01:15:35,880 Sure, which squad is your granddaughter competing in? 1547 01:15:37,130 --> 01:15:39,338 Uh, my granddaughter is not competing. 1548 01:15:40,213 --> 01:15:42,130 I am. Sun Springs. 1549 01:15:42,546 --> 01:15:43,421 And, um... 1550 01:15:43,505 --> 01:15:45,671 It says here you've been disqualified. 1551 01:15:48,380 --> 01:15:49,921 Just breathe, stretch. 1552 01:15:50,338 --> 01:15:51,963 -You got this. -Yeah. 1553 01:15:52,046 --> 01:15:55,255 Don't even worry about it. Just worry about your routine and everything. 1554 01:15:56,588 --> 01:15:57,630 You need anything? 1555 01:15:57,713 --> 01:15:59,755 -Yes, air. - Mmm. 1556 01:15:59,838 --> 01:16:01,130 Yeah. You just gotta breathe. 1557 01:16:01,213 --> 01:16:02,755 Our next squad performing... 1558 01:16:02,838 --> 01:16:04,130 Oh, shit. 1559 01:16:04,213 --> 01:16:06,046 ...for the very first time, 1560 01:16:06,130 --> 01:16:08,755 all the way from Jacksonville, Florida. 1561 01:16:10,130 --> 01:16:12,296 What are you doing here? I thought you quit. 1562 01:16:12,713 --> 01:16:13,671 We came to cheer. 1563 01:16:15,921 --> 01:16:17,213 Are you serious? 1564 01:16:17,296 --> 01:16:19,546 - Cannot be serious. - They're competing? 1565 01:16:19,838 --> 01:16:20,671 Yeah. 1566 01:16:20,755 --> 01:16:22,213 -We are. 1567 01:16:22,296 --> 01:16:23,130 Uh... 1568 01:16:25,005 --> 01:16:26,130 Okay. 1569 01:16:26,796 --> 01:16:27,963 Pathetic. 1570 01:16:28,338 --> 01:16:29,921 -Bye. - Bye, good luck. 1571 01:16:30,255 --> 01:16:31,130 Good luck. 1572 01:16:32,463 --> 01:16:33,296 Hey! 1573 01:16:34,171 --> 01:16:36,921 Hey. What'd she mean about you quitting? 1574 01:16:37,421 --> 01:16:40,380 Oh, I was just too busy, you know, with school and everything. 1575 01:16:40,463 --> 01:16:41,588 I-I couldn't do both. 1576 01:16:41,671 --> 01:16:43,880 Oh, honey. I'm sorry. 1577 01:16:44,213 --> 01:16:45,838 We didn't want you quitting for us. 1578 01:16:45,921 --> 01:16:48,130 No, no, no, no, no. I-I wanted to. 1579 01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:52,630 I've never had a grandma before, and now it's like I have eight. 1580 01:16:55,171 --> 01:16:56,796 Oh. 1581 01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:10,671 Your group is too old to compete. 1582 01:17:10,755 --> 01:17:13,671 The entry form says there's an 18 and over category, 1583 01:17:13,755 --> 01:17:14,921 and we're over 18. 1584 01:17:15,005 --> 01:17:18,421 -This competition is for young women only. -What's going on here? 1585 01:17:18,505 --> 01:17:19,463 Oh, my God! 1586 01:17:19,546 --> 01:17:20,713 Oh, Chief Carl. 1587 01:17:21,838 --> 01:17:24,755 Well, she's saying that we can't compete. 1588 01:17:25,005 --> 01:17:27,255 You didn't mention your age on the application. 1589 01:17:27,921 --> 01:17:28,755 Chief Carl. 1590 01:17:29,588 --> 01:17:30,546 Special Branch Division. 1591 01:17:31,171 --> 01:17:33,713 You're in express violation of both State and Federal law. 1592 01:17:33,796 --> 01:17:35,671 Statute 42, Section 8, Verse 3. 1593 01:17:36,005 --> 01:17:37,880 If you don't let these women compete, 1594 01:17:37,963 --> 01:17:39,921 I'm gonna have to haul your ass down to the station 1595 01:17:40,005 --> 01:17:42,463 and throw the book at you for age discrimination. 1596 01:17:42,921 --> 01:17:45,380 Now, we can do this the easy way, 1597 01:17:46,005 --> 01:17:47,338 or we can do it the hard way. 1598 01:17:47,796 --> 01:17:50,255 And just for the record, I prefer the hard way. 1599 01:17:53,921 --> 01:17:55,171 You're on in ten minutes. 1600 01:17:56,755 --> 01:17:57,963 God, that was amazing! 1601 01:17:58,046 --> 01:18:00,838 I can't believe they fell for it. I made the whole thing up right there! 1602 01:18:00,921 --> 01:18:02,546 You did, didn't you? Come on, let's go. 1603 01:18:11,630 --> 01:18:13,421 Oh, jeez. Oh, my God. 1604 01:18:13,505 --> 01:18:16,671 What took you so long? Everybody's freaking out! 1605 01:18:16,755 --> 01:18:17,755 I feel sick! 1606 01:18:17,838 --> 01:18:21,088 My stupid dickhead husband was right! I can't do this! 1607 01:18:21,171 --> 01:18:22,796 Yeah, you're not going anywhere. No. 1608 01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:25,046 -No, no, no, no. -All right, ladies. Huddle up. Come on. 1609 01:18:25,130 --> 01:18:26,546 -Okay, let's huddle. -Come on. 1610 01:18:26,630 --> 01:18:27,630 Phew, okay. 1611 01:18:27,838 --> 01:18:28,755 Come on. 1612 01:18:29,421 --> 01:18:32,046 Guys, don't worry about the audience! 1613 01:18:32,338 --> 01:18:35,130 Just follow each other like we practiced, okay? 1614 01:18:35,213 --> 01:18:36,255 We got this. 1615 01:18:37,546 --> 01:18:38,671 -Martha? - Hmm? 1616 01:18:38,921 --> 01:18:40,380 Anything you'd like to add? 1617 01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:44,630 I know I told you we could do this. 1618 01:18:45,130 --> 01:18:48,463 But the truth is I have no idea what's gonna happen out there. 1619 01:18:48,546 --> 01:18:50,671 Maybe we'll make fools of ourselves, right? 1620 01:18:52,546 --> 01:18:54,380 But I do know one thing. 1621 01:18:56,005 --> 01:18:58,255 There's no one I'd rather go out there with... 1622 01:18:58,671 --> 01:19:00,088 than you ladies. 1623 01:19:02,630 --> 01:19:06,880 I love you! I love you all! Okay? 1624 01:19:06,963 --> 01:19:08,296 Now, I know you're scared. 1625 01:19:08,380 --> 01:19:10,088 Whoo! I'm scared, too. 1626 01:19:10,588 --> 01:19:11,463 Scared? 1627 01:19:12,838 --> 01:19:13,880 But, you know, 1628 01:19:13,963 --> 01:19:18,505 sometimes you just have to look that shit in the face and tell it to go to hell! 1629 01:19:24,213 --> 01:19:25,088 Yes! Yes, yes, yes! 1630 01:19:27,380 --> 01:19:28,713 ? Drop it ? 1631 01:19:29,005 --> 01:19:31,588 They're the Southern Attitude Cheerleaders! 1632 01:19:31,671 --> 01:19:33,796 And they showed us that attitude this year! 1633 01:19:35,213 --> 01:19:40,171 Our next squad comes from the Sun Springs Retirement Community. 1634 01:19:42,505 --> 01:19:43,380 Seriously? 1635 01:19:53,005 --> 01:19:54,421 -Hey. -Hey. 1636 01:20:01,171 --> 01:20:02,213 ? Three, six, nine ? 1637 01:20:02,546 --> 01:20:03,963 ? The goose drank wine ? 1638 01:20:04,046 --> 01:20:06,588 ? The monkey chew tobacco On the street car line ? 1639 01:20:06,671 --> 01:20:08,213 ? The line broke ? 1640 01:20:08,296 --> 01:20:09,588 ? The monkey got choked ? 1641 01:20:09,671 --> 01:20:12,255 ? And they all went to heaven In a little rowboat ? 1642 01:20:12,338 --> 01:20:13,338 ? Clap, pat ? 1643 01:20:13,630 --> 01:20:14,755 ? Clap, pat ? 1644 01:20:15,130 --> 01:20:16,213 ? Clap, pat ? 1645 01:20:16,713 --> 01:20:17,963 ? Clap, slap ? 1646 01:20:18,046 --> 01:20:19,130 ? Clap, pat ? 1647 01:20:19,213 --> 01:20:21,838 ? Clap your hand Pat it on your partner's hand ? 1648 01:20:22,213 --> 01:20:23,213 ? Right hand ? 1649 01:20:23,671 --> 01:20:24,588 Oh, my Olive. 1650 01:20:25,671 --> 01:20:26,505 They're amazing! 1651 01:20:26,588 --> 01:20:28,421 ? Pat you partner's left palm ? 1652 01:20:28,713 --> 01:20:30,921 ? My mother told me ? 1653 01:20:31,755 --> 01:20:33,880 ? If I was goody ? 1654 01:20:34,505 --> 01:20:36,630 ? That she would buy me ? 1655 01:20:37,588 --> 01:20:39,588 ? A rubber dolly ? 1656 01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:41,671 -? Let me see you make it clap now ? -? Yeah ? 1657 01:20:41,755 --> 01:20:44,338 ? Clap your hands And pat it on your partner's ? 1658 01:20:44,421 --> 01:20:47,505 ? Clap your hands And cross it on your left arm ? 1659 01:20:47,588 --> 01:20:49,755 ? Pat your hand Now up on your right arm ? 1660 01:20:49,838 --> 01:20:51,338 ? Now up on your right arm ? 1661 01:20:51,421 --> 01:20:52,838 ? If you press along, long ? 1662 01:20:53,380 --> 01:20:56,130 ? Clap your hands And put it on your partner's ? 1663 01:20:56,296 --> 01:20:59,005 ? Clap your hands And cross it on your left arm ? 1664 01:20:59,088 --> 01:21:00,171 The music's perfect. 1665 01:21:00,255 --> 01:21:02,880 ? Now up on your right arm Now up on your right arm ? 1666 01:21:02,963 --> 01:21:04,713 ? If you press along, long ? 1667 01:21:04,796 --> 01:21:05,963 ? My mother told me ? 1668 01:21:06,630 --> 01:21:09,046 ? If I was goody ? 1669 01:21:09,546 --> 01:21:12,296 ? That she would buy me ? 1670 01:21:12,380 --> 01:21:14,921 ? A rubber dolly ? 1671 01:21:15,338 --> 01:21:17,421 ? My aunty told her ? 1672 01:21:18,255 --> 01:21:20,213 ? I kissed a soldier ? 1673 01:21:21,213 --> 01:21:22,671 ? Now she won't buy me ? 1674 01:21:22,755 --> 01:21:23,630 Now. 1675 01:21:24,130 --> 01:21:25,338 ? A rubber dolly ? 1676 01:21:25,421 --> 01:21:26,255 Whoo! 1677 01:21:27,588 --> 01:21:28,671 ? Never ? 1678 01:21:29,130 --> 01:21:30,213 ? Never ? 1679 01:21:30,630 --> 01:21:31,921 ? Never ? 1680 01:21:36,005 --> 01:21:37,171 Yeah! 1681 01:21:37,255 --> 01:21:38,338 Whoo! 1682 01:21:38,421 --> 01:21:39,963 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1683 01:21:40,338 --> 01:21:41,505 Whoo! 1684 01:21:48,213 --> 01:21:51,046 ? Spread it like peanut butter jelly ? 1685 01:21:52,171 --> 01:21:54,338 ? Do it like I owe you some money ? 1686 01:21:56,046 --> 01:21:58,421 ? Spread it like peanut butter jelly ? 1687 01:21:59,630 --> 01:22:02,005 ? Do it like I owe you some money ? 1688 01:22:02,255 --> 01:22:03,880 ? Money, money ? 1689 01:22:07,421 --> 01:22:08,755 ? Spread it like ? 1690 01:22:16,130 --> 01:22:17,880 ? I'll give you something to do ? 1691 01:22:29,963 --> 01:22:31,130 Whoo! 1692 01:22:33,338 --> 01:22:36,255 That was the Sun Springs All Stars 1693 01:22:36,338 --> 01:22:38,630 from Sun Springs Retirement Community. 1694 01:22:39,213 --> 01:22:42,546 What a performance! What a response from the audience! 1695 01:22:54,171 --> 01:22:55,171 Thank you! 1696 01:23:37,921 --> 01:23:38,963 Coming up next, 1697 01:23:39,046 --> 01:23:42,838 a special performance by the Sun Springs Cheerleaders 1698 01:23:42,921 --> 01:23:44,880 supporting ovarian cancer research 1699 01:23:45,296 --> 01:23:47,546 in memory of Martha Walker. 1700 01:23:49,796 --> 01:23:51,213 Okay, everyone. Two minutes. 1701 01:23:52,046 --> 01:23:52,963 Let's huddle in. 1702 01:23:53,630 --> 01:23:54,755 Huddle in. 1703 01:23:57,546 --> 01:23:59,338 All right, don't worry about the crowd. 1704 01:23:59,880 --> 01:24:01,296 It's just us out there. 1705 01:24:02,546 --> 01:24:03,380 You got this. 1706 01:24:05,963 --> 01:24:08,046 Sheryl, anything you'd like to add? 1707 01:24:09,546 --> 01:24:10,588 Just one thing. 1708 01:24:12,130 --> 01:24:13,296 We're doing this... 1709 01:24:14,130 --> 01:24:15,005 for Martha. 1710 01:24:19,088 --> 01:24:20,046 For Martha. 1711 01:25:34,588 --> 01:25:35,546 ? Spread it like ? 1712 01:25:38,421 --> 01:25:39,630 ? Visualize it ? 1713 01:25:39,713 --> 01:25:41,546 ? I'll give you something to do ? 1714 01:25:50,505 --> 01:25:51,588 ? Spread it like ? 1715 01:25:51,838 --> 01:25:54,380 ? Sleepless nights at the chateau ? 1716 01:25:54,463 --> 01:25:55,463 ? Visualize it ? 1717 01:25:55,546 --> 01:25:57,463 ? I'll give you something to do ? 1718 01:25:59,171 --> 01:26:01,671 ? Kush, kush wherever we go ? 1719 01:26:01,880 --> 01:26:02,838 ? Visualize it ? 1720 01:26:03,046 --> 01:26:05,005 ? I'll give you something to do ? 1721 01:26:05,921 --> 01:26:08,380 ? To get a wildfire burning ? 1722 01:26:08,463 --> 01:26:09,588 ? Visualize it ? 1723 01:26:09,671 --> 01:26:11,505 ? I'll give you something to do ? 1724 01:26:13,421 --> 01:26:15,755 ? Ace high, I'm going all in ? 1725 01:26:15,963 --> 01:26:16,796 ? Visualize it ? 1726 01:26:17,130 --> 01:26:18,796 ? I'll give you something to do ? 1727 01:26:22,963 --> 01:26:24,255 ? Come on, everybody ? 1728 01:26:25,380 --> 01:26:27,671 ? I say let's play a game ? 1729 01:26:28,296 --> 01:26:30,838 ? I betcha I can make a rhyme ? 1730 01:26:31,421 --> 01:26:33,505 ? Out of anybody's name ? 1731 01:26:34,005 --> 01:26:34,880 ? Sheryl, Sheryl ? 1732 01:26:34,963 --> 01:26:36,213 ? Sheryl, Sheryl, bo baron ? 1733 01:26:36,296 --> 01:26:37,838 ? Banana fanna fo faron ? 1734 01:26:37,921 --> 01:26:39,671 ? Fee fi mo maron ? 1735 01:26:40,046 --> 01:26:42,255 ? Sheryl ? 1736 01:26:42,630 --> 01:26:43,880 -? Who's next? ? -? Alice! ? 1737 01:26:43,963 --> 01:26:45,213 ? Alice, Alice, bo balice ? 1738 01:26:45,296 --> 01:26:46,880 ? Banana fanna fo falice ? 1739 01:26:46,963 --> 01:26:48,380 ? Fee fi mo malice ? 1740 01:26:48,463 --> 01:26:50,046 ? Alice ? 1741 01:26:50,130 --> 01:26:51,380 -? Now Olive ? -? Olive! ? 1742 01:26:51,463 --> 01:26:52,713 ? Olive, Olive, bo bolive ? 1743 01:26:52,796 --> 01:26:54,380 ? Banana fanna fo folive ? 1744 01:26:54,463 --> 01:26:55,880 ? Fee fi mo molive ? 1745 01:26:55,963 --> 01:26:57,380 -? Olive ? -? Evelyn! ? 1746 01:26:57,463 --> 01:26:59,255 ? Evelyn, Evenlyn, bo bevelyn ? 1747 01:26:59,338 --> 01:27:00,963 ? Banana fanna fo fevelyn ? 1748 01:27:01,046 --> 01:27:02,463 ? Mee mi moevylyn ? 1749 01:27:02,546 --> 01:27:03,380 -? Evelyn ? -? Ruby! ? 1750 01:27:03,463 --> 01:27:04,713 ? Ruby, Ruby, bo booby ? 1751 01:27:04,796 --> 01:27:06,380 ? Banana fanna fo fooby? 1752 01:27:06,463 --> 01:27:07,838 ? Fee fi mo mooby ? 1753 01:27:07,921 --> 01:27:09,380 -? Ruby ? -? Phyllis! ? 1754 01:27:09,463 --> 01:27:10,713 ? Phyllis, Phyllis, bo byllis ? 1755 01:27:10,796 --> 01:27:12,338 ? Banana fanna fo fyllis ? 1756 01:27:12,421 --> 01:27:13,880 ? Fee fi mo myllis ? 1757 01:27:13,963 --> 01:27:15,380 -? Phyllis ? ? Now Helen! ? 1758 01:27:15,463 --> 01:27:17,421 ? Helen, Helen, bo bellen ? 1759 01:27:17,505 --> 01:27:18,880 ? Banana fanna fo fellen ? 1760 01:27:18,963 --> 01:27:20,463 ? Fee fi mo mellen ? 1761 01:27:20,546 --> 01:27:21,380 ? Helen ? 1762 01:27:21,463 --> 01:27:22,921 ? Come on, everybody ? 1763 01:27:23,880 --> 01:27:26,338 ? I say let's play a game ? 1764 01:27:26,796 --> 01:27:29,546 ? I betcha I can make a rhyme ? 1765 01:27:30,005 --> 01:27:32,421 ? Out of anybody's name ? 1766 01:27:32,505 --> 01:27:33,380 ? Sing it with me ? 1767 01:27:33,463 --> 01:27:36,380 ? Oh ? 1768 01:27:36,463 --> 01:27:38,505 ? Oh ? 1769 01:27:38,588 --> 01:27:39,421 ? Martha ? 1770 01:27:39,505 --> 01:27:42,338 ? Oh ? 1771 01:27:42,421 --> 01:27:45,130 ? Oh ? 1772 01:27:45,213 --> 01:27:46,713 ? Yeah! ? 124580