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I'm looking for a job.
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Right off the street?
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Yep. Right off the street.
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You have placenta previa.
The baby will be fine,
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but you're gonna have to be on bed rest.
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- Jackie's pregnant?
- Yeah.
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Oh, God. I'm fine, I'm fine.
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You're getting a new roommate!
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- What?
- You wanna live with me
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on the nights that I have the
whole apartment to myself?
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She crushes up vitamins and puts
them in my cereal, Frances!
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I'm going to crush it on bed rest.
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I'm gonna run some errands,
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and I'm gonna kick this
to-do list in the dick.
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- I got a job.
- Doin' what?
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Helping birds.
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That's good! Right?
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So, should...
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Are you gonna start
or, or shall I start?
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No. Be my guest.
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Okay.
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Well, kids...
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Here we are again, the
proverbial family meeting.
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Um, this one is, uh...
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This one is interesting tonight.
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Uh, it's something that...
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I don't think...
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either of us expected
that we would be...
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- You know, I'll take it from here.
- ... having to... okay.
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Thank you. I just needed a
nudge in the right direction.
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Jackie and I are having a baby.
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Now, I...
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I know we're in uncharted waters here,
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so I feel like we should
just dive in, you know?
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Uh, was it on purpose?
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Take it away, Robert.
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Okay, so...
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If you're asking does
God have a purpose...
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I wasn't asking that.
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- No, she wasn't asking that.
- Wait, hold on. So you...
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No, no, no, no, no.
Go for it. Go for it, Tom.
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So it was an accident?
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Um, I would say it was
more along the lines
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of a blessed surprise.
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- Wow.
- Fascinating, 'cause...
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I remember you talking to
me over and over and over
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about making sure to always use...
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Oh, God, do we have to
talk about this? It's gross!
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Jackie and I are adults,
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and certain choices were made...
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But you said it was a surprise.
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- Blessed surprise.
- You gotta drop that, really.
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And, Mom, you're okay with it?
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Me? Oh, God, yeah. No,
of course I'm okay.
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Of course. Yeah, yeah.
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It's a... it's a blessed surprise.
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Hey, Lila, honey.
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- Yeah?
- Do you wanna go over there?
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You wanna try that other one again?
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You know, the one with the...
doesn't have any straps?
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No. No, you can just pick something out.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Come here.
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Oh, my God. This whole
thing's a nightmare!
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The wedding, the baby.
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I mean, don't you just wanna punch
your fist through some dry wall?
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Yes. No.
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I don't know, it's
confusing. It's, uh...
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This Saturday, Robert is
marrying someone else.
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Shouldn't bother me, but...
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Anyway, the kids seem like
they're gonna be okay.
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And then, you know, if that's...
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So, done. Done. End of story.
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Well, thank God that they've
scaled down on the ceremony.
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Now you don't have to go and pretend,
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"Oh, I'm so cool with everything.
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This fucking freak show."
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It's not a freak show,
but I am relieved.
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They get married, I get to sit at home
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on my couch with the Times,
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surrounded by pistachio shells.
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- It's perfect.
- You poor, sweet little bullshitter.
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Hey, you know what I'm gonna
do for you this weekend?
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- What?
- I am gonna take you to the zoo.
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- No.
- Come on!
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No. Go to the zoo?
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Span-o-ko-pita. Moo-sa-ka.
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Yeah, yeah. We just... we just
have too much extra food.
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Aunt Helen, we didn't cut
you off the guest list.
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We cut everyone off the guest list.
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What do you mean nobody will eat it?
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You're a homeless shelter, bruh.
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- Bobby!
- Sorry.
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I will reimburse you for the train.
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- Okay. Okay, yeah.
- Yeah.
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- I love you. Bye.
- Okay. Yep, yep. Okay, bye.
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Hey, um, will you take my
dress to the cleaners?
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- Roger that.
- And, um, you will pick Ella
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up at the airport and
bring her to the salon,
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and Lila will meet her there.
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Airport. Salon. Lila.
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And don't forget to tell the cleaner
about the stain on the boob.
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Standing instructions for the cleaners:
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no starch in bow, no stain on boob.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Got you a present.
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- You did?
- Mm-hmm.
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Is it a real one or a ha-ha one?
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Okay, ha-ha. Very funny.
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I want you to be prepared for tomorrow,
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so it's not hawk-ward.
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All right,
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get it out of your system, go ahead.
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- Carry on.
- Come on!
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I just wanna quack you up.
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That's not fair. You came prepared.
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All right, okay. Hold on a second.
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Uh...
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- Please sparrow me your lousy puns.
- Mmmmmm!
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- Uhh!
- Mmmmm!
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Hey, let's go away this weekend.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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Any particular reason why?
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No. It's-it's wonderful that
they're getting married.
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I'm very happy for him. I would
just prefer to be nowhere near it.
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Okay.
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Miami, my treat.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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I meant like, you know. I don't know...
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like Mount Airy Lodge or something.
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No, I can't let you do that.
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Yes, you can, so let's get
the fuck out of here.
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Come on.
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Miami! Yeah!
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Okay?
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Miami?
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- Let's go!
- Oh!
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Awww...
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"The Naughty Fireman."
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I miss that.
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Nick used to pretend to rescue
me from a burning building,
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give me CPR, strap me to the gurney...
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Anyway, fuck him.
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Just pretend like I'm not here.
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Ignore me.
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All right.
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Yeah, I'll look for flights.
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Diane?
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Diane, that's not your room.
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I've done some research,
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physician-assisted suicide.
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It's a daunting decision.
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It's expensive, too.
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But I figure, why go
through all the rigmarole
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when I can just drink a tall
glass of fabric softener?
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah. You're not even listening.
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Doesn't surprise me.
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You haven't been listening for weeks.
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Oh, of course I am!
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Oh, okay, so tell me how long do I have.
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About 20 minutes.
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Not the session.
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How long did my oncologist give me?
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Was it "A," six months,
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"B," two years, or "C," any moment?
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Bennett, you're insulting me.
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Choose!
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Eight months... six months!
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There's nothing wrong with me.
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I made that up ten minutes ago.
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Well, we should talk about that.
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Bennett, please sit down, okay?
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- We need to unpack this.
- I'm not unpacking.
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I am packing and leaving.
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Well, Bennett, we have
been working together
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for seven years!
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Sell that to the next sucker.
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So, I thought it might be best to, um,
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kind of just start off with
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what your expectations are of me.
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I just haven't been told much yet.
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As you can see, this is a...
this is a small operation.
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So, as Managing Director,
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you'd be in charge of, um, everything.
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Okay, so what does "everything" entail?
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Usual stuff... answering
phones, bookkeeping,
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- running out for lunch...
- Buying stamps.
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Well, I'm, I'm happy to
hit the ground running.
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It'll be good for me
to be busy this week.
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My ex is getting married.
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I mean, not that... never mind,
never mind, never mind, but...
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Busy, busy. Like a woodpecker.
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Because they... they seem very busy.
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Yeah, good, because the more you care,
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the less I have to.
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And one more thing...
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Curtail the bird humor.
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But I shouldn't have to tell you that.
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No bird humor.
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It's a warbler.
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Oh, right.
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It's pretty.
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- You. You.
- Oh.
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You sure you want to do this?
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He's never coming home again.
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Come on.
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Fuck it, I'll put a treadmill in here.
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Never?
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Or just not for winter break?
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Doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
It's good, it's good.
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It's-it's-it's good for me,
you know? I just...
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I need to learn how to detach and...
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if that means burying his baby teeth
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in the back yard? So be it.
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Oh, my God!
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So tell me, how much of
this is because of Cole
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and how much of this is because
of the patient that left you?
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Who cares? They're both
ungrateful assholes!
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And both bed wetters, by the way.
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It's dead, don't worry.
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Pick it up, Cece!
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Pick it up, Lila!
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Hey, uh, can you cover
practice on Saturday?
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I'm, you know, getting married.
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Oh, yes! Yes!
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Congrats, man. My role model.
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Yeah, we're keeping it small.
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Just the kids, the justice of peace.
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It's because of Jackie's bed rest.
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So, uh, when's the bachelor party?
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Oh, God, no.
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I'm not a bachelor party guy.
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Not at all.
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Actually, strippers scare me.
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No shit, dude.
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Strippers will blackmail you.
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Hey.
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- Hey!
- How you doing?
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Good. How they looking out there?
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- Yeah. Great.
- Yeah?
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- Like champs, seriously.
- Hey, Mom!
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Cece, you walk on this court,
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and you walk your butt home!
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Let's go!
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- How are you?
- Good, good. How are you?
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You forgot, huh?
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Oh, shit.
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I forgot.
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Yeah, she's gonna be at
Carla's till probably 7:00.
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Right. 7:00.
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Okay, well...
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I'll just get a tea.
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I've got a book.
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- Okay.
- I'll come back.
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Do you want to get dinner?
259
00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:49,060
Okay.
260
00:11:49,070 --> 00:11:50,540
Okay.
261
00:11:52,690 --> 00:11:55,800
I get her point. She's
too old for bunk beds.
262
00:11:55,810 --> 00:11:57,640
Hmm.
263
00:11:57,650 --> 00:12:00,140
What is she asking for
exactly? A single?
264
00:12:00,150 --> 00:12:02,090
- A double.
- Hmm.
265
00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,970
- And you're gonna get it?
- I don't know. Maybe.
266
00:12:04,980 --> 00:12:07,250
Okay, just my opinion.
267
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,300
But for somebody that doesn't pay rent,
268
00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:11,340
Diane is getting damn bossy.
269
00:12:11,350 --> 00:12:13,010
Does she...
270
00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:15,390
- does she do the laundry?
- I know.
271
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,069
I hate disappointing her.
272
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:20,520
So, I hope you weren't
offended about the wedding.
273
00:12:20,530 --> 00:12:23,450
- No, of course not.
- I mean, we disinvited everybody.
274
00:12:23,460 --> 00:12:26,220
And Jackie's family was pissed!
275
00:12:26,230 --> 00:12:27,430
Ugh.
276
00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:29,140
They're tailgaters at heart.
277
00:12:29,150 --> 00:12:31,619
Regardless of the event.
278
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,510
Well, let's be honest.
279
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,010
Neither of us wanted me there.
280
00:12:36,020 --> 00:12:38,820
It was like a game of etiquette chicken.
281
00:12:40,270 --> 00:12:43,260
Besides, Henry is taking
me to Miami this weekend.
282
00:12:43,270 --> 00:12:44,680
- Nice!
- Mm-hmm.
283
00:12:44,690 --> 00:12:46,100
Crossing state lines.
284
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,030
We're crossing state lines.
285
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,860
Well...
286
00:12:55,440 --> 00:13:01,570
- Oooh.
- Yes. To my ex-husband...
287
00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:04,280
on the eve of his wedding.
288
00:13:06,690 --> 00:13:11,840
May you have all the happiness
you so richly deserve.
289
00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:14,930
A marriage filled with love...
290
00:13:14,940 --> 00:13:16,740
good health...
291
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,530
and trust.
292
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,990
Thanks.
293
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,220
Wait, it just hit me.
294
00:13:38,230 --> 00:13:39,930
This is my bachelor party.
295
00:13:39,940 --> 00:13:41,780
This is it.
296
00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:43,109
With my ex-wife.
297
00:13:43,110 --> 00:13:44,450
I didn't order strippers
298
00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:45,940
because I know how much they scare you.
299
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,420
Right there.
300
00:13:51,980 --> 00:13:53,760
You know I could never lie to you.
301
00:13:53,770 --> 00:13:55,959
Uh-uh.
302
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,210
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
303
00:13:59,190 --> 00:14:00,209
Really?
304
00:14:00,210 --> 00:14:01,710
I'm getting married and having a baby
305
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:04,570
with somebody that I haven't
even known for a year.
306
00:14:05,850 --> 00:14:07,799
Some people would think
that was psychotic.
307
00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:10,260
But you seem so happy in love.
308
00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:14,910
Yeah, maybe it's just
pre-wedding jitters.
309
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:17,809
Yeah, it's... It'll be fine.
310
00:14:17,810 --> 00:14:20,229
Well, did you feel that way
before we got married?
311
00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:21,570
No.
312
00:14:22,990 --> 00:14:25,610
Oh! You two again!
313
00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:26,770
Every week!
314
00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:30,150
I'm telling Dan you stole his table!
315
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,240
What?
316
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:39,620
I don't have a clue.
317
00:14:47,650 --> 00:14:48,850
Mmm.
318
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:52,220
I'm almost ready.
319
00:14:52,230 --> 00:14:55,610
Oh, no. Almost?
320
00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:57,570
Oh, boy.
321
00:14:58,190 --> 00:14:59,820
Okay.
322
00:15:18,570 --> 00:15:20,499
Oh! Hi!
323
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:21,510
Hello.
324
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,050
- You must be Frances.
- Mm-hmm.
325
00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:24,510
I'm Ursula, Henry's ex.
326
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,169
Oh, hi, yeah.
327
00:15:26,170 --> 00:15:28,340
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
328
00:15:28,350 --> 00:15:31,470
Oh, he's, um... I don't know.
329
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,179
I don't need him. Payroll.
330
00:15:33,180 --> 00:15:35,019
Okay.
331
00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:36,519
You two going away?
332
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,349
- Yeah, Miami.
- Smart.
333
00:15:38,350 --> 00:15:41,650
You should enjoy it
while it's still there.
334
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:48,779
Ursula?
335
00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:51,050
Yeah, it's Ursula.
336
00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:52,739
You should pack some sunscreen.
337
00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:54,760
He burns like a bale of hay.
338
00:15:54,770 --> 00:15:56,940
Oh. Okay.
339
00:15:56,950 --> 00:15:58,369
Yeah, I knew that.
340
00:15:58,370 --> 00:16:00,320
Have a good time.
341
00:16:05,650 --> 00:16:08,800
Hey, Ella says Lila's
not at the salon yet.
342
00:16:08,810 --> 00:16:10,900
What? I'll call her.
343
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:12,930
- Hi.
- Oh, hey, man.
344
00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:16,740
Uh, yeah, you can just put
those in the kitchen.
345
00:16:19,190 --> 00:16:21,090
Lila.
346
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:23,820
Where are you? Call me. Thank you.
347
00:16:25,060 --> 00:16:26,180
Oh, hey, yeah.
348
00:16:26,190 --> 00:16:28,010
Yeah, you can just set those anywhere.
349
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,310
Sorry, do you have some gauze
350
00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,550
and some antibacterial ointment?
351
00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:31,900
I'm in bad shape here.
352
00:16:31,910 --> 00:16:33,170
Bobby, can you bring me my dress?
353
00:16:33,180 --> 00:16:34,500
I want to get everything all set.
354
00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:41,500
No.
355
00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:46,459
Oh, man, I, I totally forgot.
It's still in the truck.
356
00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:49,419
That was the one thing
I asked you to do.
357
00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:52,129
In all fairness, it wasn't
just the one thing.
358
00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:54,890
Do you think I like asking
you to do everything?
359
00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:57,099
I would kill to drop off
my own dry cleaning!
360
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,680
I'm sorry. Can you wear
a different dress?
361
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:03,090
It's the dress I wore the
night we got pregnant.
362
00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:04,890
I wanted to wear it on my wedding day.
363
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,270
It is the one thing
364
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:08,279
that was still gonna be
the way I pictured it.
365
00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:10,810
- I'm sorry.
- Look, Robby.
366
00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:15,090
I know you've been married
before, but I haven't.
367
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:17,079
And this is still a very big deal to me.
368
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:19,180
Even bigger than I thought it would be.
369
00:17:19,190 --> 00:17:21,430
Wa... wait a second.
370
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,260
Yeah, I was married before.
371
00:17:23,270 --> 00:17:26,760
And then I had to go through
a hellfire, acid bath
372
00:17:26,770 --> 00:17:28,340
of a fucking divorce.
373
00:17:28,350 --> 00:17:29,970
And now I'm getting married again.
374
00:17:29,980 --> 00:17:32,910
So, yeah. Shit, yeah.
This is a big deal to me.
375
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:35,299
This one has to be forever.
376
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:41,930
Here, man.
377
00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:44,140
- I'm sorry, I shouldn't drive.
- Dude!
378
00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:46,180
Get the fuck out!
379
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,900
Could you please get me my dirty dress?
380
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:58,010
All right... office, Mom's, airport.
381
00:17:58,020 --> 00:18:00,470
Yeah, but we gotta,
gotta keep it moving.
382
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,550
What the hell are we
gonna do for three hours
383
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:03,890
at the airport anyway?
384
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,970
It just makes me feel more
comfortable to have time.
385
00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:07,030
I like to get there early,
386
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,810
buy my World of Interiors magazine,
387
00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:10,640
- my greasy Cinnabon.
- Ah.
388
00:18:10,650 --> 00:18:11,840
Just makes me feel good.
389
00:18:11,850 --> 00:18:14,760
So, does, um... does Ursula just...
390
00:18:14,770 --> 00:18:18,009
walk in and out of your
apartment all the time?
391
00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:19,470
No. I told her I've been dating you.
392
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,340
She did it just to screw with me.
393
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,180
Oh. Well, you know,
394
00:18:23,190 --> 00:18:25,590
they say that you can learn
so much about a person
395
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,090
by traveling with them.
396
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:28,820
I already have.
397
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,069
Gotta change the locks on your ex-wife.
398
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,210
Done.
399
00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:35,700
Okay, here, give me the groceries.
400
00:18:36,350 --> 00:18:39,119
Uh, been meaning to mention
something, actually.
401
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,449
Ursula and I aren't
technically divorced.
402
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:49,580
What?
403
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:57,259
Oh, my God! I love your look!
404
00:18:57,260 --> 00:18:59,679
It's fun but pulled together.
405
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,800
Oh, well, thank you very much!
406
00:19:01,810 --> 00:19:03,030
It's Rebecca Taylor.
407
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,559
Don't tell anyone, but it's
from three seasons ago.
408
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,190
You know, you should help me.
409
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:11,180
I'm thinking of a
complete style makeover.
410
00:19:11,190 --> 00:19:13,340
- Is that right?
- Yeah.
411
00:19:13,350 --> 00:19:14,910
Well, well, well.
412
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,130
I am gonna break you down
413
00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:19,260
and build you back up
414
00:19:19,270 --> 00:19:20,970
stitch by stitch.
415
00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:22,279
I'm Diane.
416
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,510
- Sharon.
- Sharon.
417
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:26,150
Diane, let's spend some money.
418
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,120
I would love it!
419
00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:41,900
Talk to me.
420
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:45,730
It really is because of the business?
421
00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:46,990
There's no other reason?
422
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,300
If we had split up the business,
423
00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:50,900
it would've killed us financially.
424
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,980
- Hola, Frances.
- Hi, Joseph.
425
00:20:05,850 --> 00:20:07,590
So, it's just... I don't know.
426
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:08,710
If it's really not a big deal,
427
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,030
then why didn't you just say something?
428
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,870
It's just legal shit.
429
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,280
Okay.
430
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:20,070
Sometimes, I like to avoid things.
431
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:23,270
- That's honest.
- It really only matters
432
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,010
if either of us want
to get married again.
433
00:20:25,020 --> 00:20:27,630
I definitely don't, so...
434
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:28,640
Oh, you don't?
435
00:20:28,650 --> 00:20:30,220
Never.
436
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,500
Uh-uh.
437
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,760
Another thing I get to learn about you.
438
00:20:35,770 --> 00:20:37,399
Okay, off to your mom's.
439
00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:41,300
Why don't you want to get married again?
440
00:20:41,310 --> 00:20:42,319
Just wondering.
441
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,529
Well, because I did it,
it didn't work out,
442
00:20:44,530 --> 00:20:47,449
so now I don't ever have to do it again.
443
00:20:47,450 --> 00:20:49,290
Besides, the best part
of being our age is
444
00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:51,840
now we get to do whatever
the hell we want.
445
00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:54,840
Right? No more rules.
446
00:20:54,850 --> 00:20:57,590
Uh, expiration date was two days ago?
447
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,510
It's your mother.
448
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:00,630
But there's no blue.
449
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:04,680
Well, you know, one could argue...
450
00:21:04,690 --> 00:21:07,810
that the second time would
be more meaningful.
451
00:21:07,820 --> 00:21:09,680
Because of what we've learned.
452
00:21:09,690 --> 00:21:11,510
Because there are no rules now.
453
00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:14,649
So, do you want to get married again?
454
00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:16,690
Well, it depends who's asking.
455
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:22,530
No, I'm just kidding. That's...
Nah, just kidding. Uh...
456
00:21:23,770 --> 00:21:25,530
I don't know. I guess not.
457
00:21:26,350 --> 00:21:27,420
Come on, let's go.
458
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:33,390
All right, off to Miami!
459
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,330
Oh, sorry.
460
00:21:35,340 --> 00:21:36,820
Hello?
461
00:21:38,350 --> 00:21:41,390
Well, no, haven't seen her since
this morning when I left.
462
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,070
Has Tom seen her?
463
00:21:44,810 --> 00:21:48,550
Um, okay, well, I'll try her
and then I'll call you back.
464
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,560
No, no, no. I can do it.
It's okay. Okay.
465
00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:52,150
Yeah, bye.
466
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,770
- What?
- Lila, honey, where are you?
467
00:22:00,780 --> 00:22:03,230
- I'm at the apartment.
- Well, what are you doing there?
468
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,010
You're supposed to be at your father's.
469
00:22:05,020 --> 00:22:06,580
I don't feel like going.
470
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,690
- Why, what happened?
- Nothing.
471
00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:10,970
I shouldn't be forced to
go if I don't want to.
472
00:22:10,980 --> 00:22:13,289
Well, honey, no one's forcing you to go.
473
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,820
Mom, I don't want to talk about it.
474
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,300
Fuck!
475
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,300
It's okay.
476
00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:25,890
We can do this another time.
477
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:30,740
Come on.
478
00:22:40,770 --> 00:22:42,800
Do you know what this means, Mimi?
479
00:22:42,810 --> 00:22:46,050
A studio apartment in a
shitty neighborhood,
480
00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:49,180
but all mine!
481
00:22:49,190 --> 00:22:50,869
Okay, Sharon, you all set, honey?
482
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,660
- Mm-hmm.
- Thank you very much.
483
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:56,360
Put that in there.
484
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:05,000
_
485
00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:09,270
Huh. I'm sure this is just some
kind of security precaution,
486
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:12,059
but for some reason it's saying
that your card's been declined.
487
00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:14,430
Oh, gosh!
488
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,330
How could I forget?
489
00:23:16,340 --> 00:23:18,180
I don't have any money,
490
00:23:18,190 --> 00:23:21,519
because your bitch husband
stole everything we had.
491
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,470
I live with my daughter now.
492
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,970
She makes me feel like a visiting virus.
493
00:23:25,980 --> 00:23:27,980
So fuck you!
494
00:23:31,870 --> 00:23:34,320
You probably better restock that.
495
00:23:38,540 --> 00:23:40,430
Okay.
496
00:23:47,340 --> 00:23:49,320
Oh, my.
497
00:23:50,420 --> 00:23:52,050
Well...
498
00:23:52,060 --> 00:23:57,010
I could splash some merlot
strategically on the other boob
499
00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:59,260
so that it matches.
500
00:23:59,270 --> 00:24:02,320
- Ugh.
- I love you.
501
00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:05,990
I love you, too.
502
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:08,680
Lila?
503
00:24:08,690 --> 00:24:10,820
Goddammit!
504
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:16,950
Just a huge point of pride.
505
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,709
I've never had to do this before.
506
00:24:18,710 --> 00:24:20,870
Okay, where are you?
507
00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:25,530
She's at the mall.
508
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:27,990
She's at the mall, okay.
509
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,720
My God, does she ever pick anything up?
510
00:24:30,730 --> 00:24:32,990
All right, let's go!
511
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:39,769
All right...
512
00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:42,140
Shit, it doesn't say which floor.
513
00:24:42,150 --> 00:24:45,220
I feel like we should
just go... clockwise.
514
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,200
Oh.
515
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:04,790
Do you mind?
516
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,340
I've been thinking about
one of those all day.
517
00:25:06,350 --> 00:25:08,180
Yeah, take it. I feel
like I'm gonna barf.
518
00:25:08,190 --> 00:25:09,610
Okay.
519
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,400
Wow.
520
00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:25,070
Okay, here's the thing...
521
00:25:28,230 --> 00:25:30,400
I still care about your dad.
522
00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:34,270
And I know he really wants you there.
523
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:37,400
But that is your decision. I
would never push you to go.
524
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:41,290
But I just want to tell you this, okay?
525
00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:44,420
If you don't go...
526
00:25:45,540 --> 00:25:47,450
I'm just worried that...
527
00:25:48,230 --> 00:25:50,140
you know, in a few years,
528
00:25:50,150 --> 00:25:52,970
you're gonna look back and
you're gonna regret it.
529
00:25:52,980 --> 00:25:57,090
And you're gonna remember how
much it meant to your father,
530
00:25:57,100 --> 00:25:58,470
and you're gonna feel lousy.
531
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,390
And I just don't want
you to go through that.
532
00:26:03,310 --> 00:26:05,490
Like I said, it's your choice.
533
00:26:18,850 --> 00:26:20,970
Oh, my God, I had one bite, I feel sick.
534
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:37,820
- Hi.
- Hey.
535
00:26:42,230 --> 00:26:43,780
Hello.
536
00:26:47,230 --> 00:26:48,680
So, you saved the day.
537
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:50,650
I was happy to help.
538
00:26:52,310 --> 00:26:55,580
- What about Miami?
- Oh. Another time.
539
00:27:00,940 --> 00:27:03,200
It's gonna be okay.
540
00:27:03,820 --> 00:27:05,720
Thanks.
541
00:27:05,730 --> 00:27:07,820
Yeah.
542
00:27:09,620 --> 00:27:12,030
- Hang on one second.
- Okay.
543
00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:29,149
I'm sorry.
544
00:27:31,270 --> 00:27:33,050
What are you talking about?
545
00:27:33,060 --> 00:27:34,230
It's a good day.
546
00:28:02,350 --> 00:28:07,350
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547
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,330
Work sucks.
548
00:29:31,340 --> 00:29:35,450
Maybe I don't give a shit about
people's problems anymore.
549
00:29:35,460 --> 00:29:36,860
Oh, you poor thing.
You're waiting for me
550
00:29:36,870 --> 00:29:38,590
to say something wise, aren't you?
551
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:39,980
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm.
552
00:29:39,990 --> 00:29:44,690
Our son entered the delusion
that college is optional.
553
00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:45,950
I looked in his face back there,
554
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,900
and I saw the eyes of a taxidermy mule.
555
00:29:48,580 --> 00:29:50,340
- High-five on co-parenting.
- All right.
556
00:29:50,350 --> 00:29:51,810
High... Right here.
557
00:29:51,820 --> 00:29:54,329
Surprise!
558
00:29:54,330 --> 00:29:55,540
Nice ears, Helen Keller!
559
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:57,590
Tom, you have to go to college.
560
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:01,030
It's a rip-off. Even Jackie
says it's a waste of time.
561
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:04,800
She has no business sharing
her opinions with him.
562
00:30:04,810 --> 00:30:06,009
Just let me talk to Jackie.
563
00:30:06,010 --> 00:30:08,509
She's all yours... as soon as I finish.
564
00:30:08,510 --> 00:30:11,849
Well, strike up the band! Barbie's here!
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