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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,101 --> 00:00:11,982 Oh, my God, Na, seventh grade! 2 00:00:12,065 --> 00:00:13,065 I know. 3 00:00:13,569 --> 00:00:15,155 It's gonna be amazing. 4 00:00:15,614 --> 00:00:16,658 d Give it to me d 5 00:00:16,742 --> 00:00:18,411 d I'm so addicted d 6 00:00:18,494 --> 00:00:21,793 d To the loving That you're feeding to me d 7 00:00:21,877 --> 00:00:23,672 Who else is in homeroom with us? 8 00:00:23,756 --> 00:00:25,801 - Like a Sam? - Oh, my God, he wishes. 9 00:00:25,885 --> 00:00:29,141 He wants you so bad, it's crazy. 10 00:00:29,224 --> 00:00:32,690 Ew, Na! Never in a trillion years, it's disgusting. 11 00:00:32,774 --> 00:00:35,070 - Like hell no! - No. I know. 12 00:00:35,445 --> 00:00:37,407 Do you think Alex is still dating Heather? 13 00:00:37,491 --> 00:00:40,205 No, absolutely not. I heard that they broke up, 14 00:00:40,288 --> 00:00:43,629 because Heather gave a handjob to both Brandt J. and Dustin L. this summer. 15 00:00:43,712 --> 00:00:44,798 Wait, what? 16 00:00:44,881 --> 00:00:46,593 - Yeah. - That whole bag? 17 00:00:46,677 --> 00:00:48,179 Such a slut. Oh, my God, also, 18 00:00:48,262 --> 00:00:51,645 I heard that Connie M. grew double D's her last night at camp. 19 00:00:51,728 --> 00:00:53,022 That's so effed up. 20 00:00:53,147 --> 00:00:54,567 How is that even possible? 21 00:00:54,651 --> 00:00:57,364 I don't know. It, like, happened in the middle of her sleep. 22 00:00:57,447 --> 00:00:59,260 That's so unfair that that happens to people... 23 00:00:59,284 --> 00:01:00,604 - I know. - I wish that was me. 24 00:01:01,414 --> 00:01:03,292 - Na? - Huh? 25 00:01:03,836 --> 00:01:06,925 I'm gonna ask you something, and I want you to tell me the truth. 26 00:01:07,008 --> 00:01:09,054 - Swear on your life. - Swear. 27 00:01:10,558 --> 00:01:13,479 Do I look exactly the same as last year? 28 00:01:13,564 --> 00:01:14,959 - Oh, my God! - I won't be mad. Tell me. 29 00:01:14,983 --> 00:01:16,378 - Oh, my God, not at all. - I won't be mad. 30 00:01:16,402 --> 00:01:18,072 - Are you kidding me? - Really? 31 00:01:18,156 --> 00:01:19,283 Promise. 32 00:01:19,366 --> 00:01:20,721 What are you going to wear tomorrow? 33 00:01:20,745 --> 00:01:23,625 I'm thinking, like, my blue shirt with, uh, the stripes. 34 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:24,919 Oh, my God! So cute. 35 00:01:25,003 --> 00:01:27,257 But, like, I'm also thinking of wearing a bra. 36 00:01:27,340 --> 00:01:29,261 Oh, my God. That's, like, really smart. 37 00:01:29,344 --> 00:01:30,598 You need it for your nipples. 38 00:01:32,058 --> 00:01:33,311 Yeah. 39 00:01:33,394 --> 00:01:34,749 I feel like we should make a pact. 40 00:01:34,773 --> 00:01:38,029 Duh! Let's like... Let's, like, do everything together. 41 00:01:38,112 --> 00:01:41,202 Yeah, no doubt, like, all our first together like our first kiss. 42 00:01:41,285 --> 00:01:43,080 - Obviously. - Yeah, no doubt. 43 00:01:43,456 --> 00:01:44,626 Deal. 44 00:01:46,045 --> 00:01:50,011 Oh, my God! Seventh grade is gonna be so amazing. 45 00:01:50,094 --> 00:01:51,681 It's gonna be really, really good. 46 00:01:51,765 --> 00:01:54,269 This is gonna be like the best year of our lives. 47 00:01:56,065 --> 00:01:58,361 Shuji, get off AOL! 48 00:01:59,572 --> 00:02:01,408 Shuji! 49 00:02:01,492 --> 00:02:02,787 Maya? 50 00:02:03,705 --> 00:02:06,043 d I... d 51 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:09,759 d I am hiding d 52 00:02:09,842 --> 00:02:15,563 d The you I show to you is just a lie d 53 00:02:16,272 --> 00:02:18,317 d You take what you want d 54 00:02:18,401 --> 00:02:20,029 d You give what you take d 55 00:02:20,113 --> 00:02:23,620 d The high, high, high d 56 00:02:48,795 --> 00:02:50,089 What's up! 57 00:02:51,968 --> 00:02:53,262 Yeah. 58 00:02:53,889 --> 00:02:56,728 I guess I did change a lot over the summer. 59 00:02:57,312 --> 00:02:59,609 Like, broke up with my camp boyfriend. 60 00:02:59,692 --> 00:03:02,405 Just like single now, so... 61 00:03:03,157 --> 00:03:05,913 Yeah. Line up. 62 00:03:11,131 --> 00:03:14,137 Do you like it? I changed it last night. 63 00:03:14,221 --> 00:03:16,016 No, it's stupid. 64 00:03:16,183 --> 00:03:18,939 No, it's not. It got layers. 65 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:23,269 Mom! 66 00:03:24,074 --> 00:03:25,368 - What? - I'll fix it. 67 00:03:25,451 --> 00:03:26,495 Let me try fixing it. 68 00:03:26,579 --> 00:03:28,457 OK, fine. Just like a couple of layers. 69 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,713 - OK, sit. - Just on the left side, though, OK? 70 00:03:30,796 --> 00:03:32,758 - Just like a little bit. - OK. OK. OK. 71 00:03:32,842 --> 00:03:34,261 It's not a lot. 72 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:36,056 On the left side... 73 00:03:36,599 --> 00:03:38,227 What are you doing with that bowl? 74 00:03:38,310 --> 00:03:39,229 What now? 75 00:03:39,312 --> 00:03:40,959 - I'm going to make it better. - No, no, no. 76 00:03:40,983 --> 00:03:42,086 - I'm going to make it better. - Mom! 77 00:03:42,110 --> 00:03:43,965 - I'm going to make it better. - I'm not six anymore. 78 00:03:43,989 --> 00:03:45,116 Don't put it. 79 00:03:45,199 --> 00:03:49,041 OK, but... 80 00:03:49,834 --> 00:03:53,132 OK, but not really short. OK? Not like you've done before. 81 00:03:53,215 --> 00:03:55,428 - Like a layer, OK? - Like a layer? 82 00:03:56,514 --> 00:03:58,100 OK, with not, like, a bowl. 83 00:03:58,184 --> 00:03:59,854 What the fuck did you do? 84 00:03:59,937 --> 00:04:02,192 Shut up, Shuji! 85 00:04:13,214 --> 00:04:15,093 - Hi, Maya. - Hi. 86 00:04:15,176 --> 00:04:17,848 You ready for your first day in a new school, sweetie? 87 00:04:17,932 --> 00:04:20,269 - Yes, thanks. - First year, Mom. 88 00:04:21,898 --> 00:04:25,614 - Oh, my God! - I know. 89 00:04:25,697 --> 00:04:28,053 - How did you not tell me? You hair. - I hate it. I hate it. 90 00:04:28,077 --> 00:04:29,789 - Why? It looks so good. - No, it doesn't. 91 00:04:29,872 --> 00:04:31,751 - Are you serious? - Does it? You swear? 92 00:04:31,835 --> 00:04:32,835 Swear. 93 00:04:33,087 --> 00:04:36,009 - Swear on my life? - Swear on your freaking life. 94 00:04:36,093 --> 00:04:39,767 OK, I was going for Sarah Michelle Geller, but then, like, I ended up with this. 95 00:04:40,686 --> 00:04:41,938 That's who I was gonna say. 96 00:04:42,105 --> 00:04:44,192 But short? - Yeah, how do I look, though? 97 00:04:44,276 --> 00:04:45,779 - You look so good. - No, I don't. 98 00:04:45,863 --> 00:04:47,240 Yes, you do, like, so good. 99 00:04:47,323 --> 00:04:49,452 This is just like... doesn't fit me right. 100 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:51,373 No. It looks amazing. 101 00:04:55,591 --> 00:04:56,926 Oh, my God! You got spit on. 102 00:04:57,010 --> 00:04:58,387 Move your bag, dummy. 103 00:04:58,470 --> 00:04:59,724 Don't call me that. 104 00:05:00,183 --> 00:05:01,895 Maya, move your bag. 105 00:05:04,191 --> 00:05:05,903 - Are we picking up Sam next? - Yeah. 106 00:05:14,712 --> 00:05:16,006 - Hi, Mrs. Kone. - Hello! 107 00:05:18,010 --> 00:05:19,722 Hi, guys. 108 00:05:20,807 --> 00:05:23,605 Maya, what the fuck did you do to your hair? 109 00:05:24,189 --> 00:05:26,962 - Na, you said it looked good. - It does look good. I don't know why... 110 00:05:26,986 --> 00:05:28,573 It looks like shit, Maya. 111 00:05:28,657 --> 00:05:30,451 Suck my balls, Sam. 112 00:05:30,535 --> 00:05:31,746 Suck these balls. 113 00:05:31,829 --> 00:05:33,708 - Ew! - That's nasty, Sam. 114 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:35,754 God! 115 00:05:37,048 --> 00:05:38,133 Hey, Shuji. 116 00:05:40,931 --> 00:05:42,518 Happy Eighth grade. 117 00:05:45,022 --> 00:05:47,193 - Mom! - Yeah, this is good. 118 00:05:47,653 --> 00:05:50,742 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 119 00:05:50,826 --> 00:05:52,286 - Maya, be cool. - I am. 120 00:05:52,370 --> 00:05:53,288 - Bye, Mom. - Go. 121 00:05:53,372 --> 00:05:54,959 Thank you, Kathy. 122 00:05:55,042 --> 00:05:56,437 - Oh, my God. Maya? Maya? - What? What? 123 00:05:56,461 --> 00:05:58,717 We have to do it at the exact same time. 124 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,054 - Oh, yeah. - First steps in the middle school. 125 00:06:03,183 --> 00:06:05,021 OK, ready? Wait. 126 00:06:05,479 --> 00:06:08,611 One, two, three. 127 00:06:13,495 --> 00:06:17,921 d Can we forget about the things I said When I was drunk d 128 00:06:18,882 --> 00:06:21,303 d I didn't mean to call you that d 129 00:06:22,931 --> 00:06:27,315 d I can't remember what was said And what you threw at me d 130 00:06:27,482 --> 00:06:29,820 d Please tell me d 131 00:06:29,904 --> 00:06:34,747 d Please tell me why d 132 00:06:34,830 --> 00:06:35,999 d The car is in d 133 00:06:36,208 --> 00:06:37,251 Watch out. 134 00:06:40,174 --> 00:06:41,677 Oh, my God! 135 00:06:41,761 --> 00:06:44,390 Connie M. is totally best friends with Heather now. 136 00:06:44,474 --> 00:06:45,727 Ooh. Oh, my God! 137 00:06:45,811 --> 00:06:48,148 It's fricking true. They're ginormous! 138 00:06:49,234 --> 00:06:51,488 d Bounce, oh, girl Get loose with it d 139 00:06:51,531 --> 00:06:53,408 d Bounce, oh, girl Get loose with it d 140 00:06:53,492 --> 00:06:54,995 d Bounce, oh, girl Get loose with it d 141 00:06:55,079 --> 00:06:56,958 d Bounce, oh, girl Get loose with it d 142 00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:58,335 d Get loose with it d 143 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,133 d Now get loose with it And get loose with it d 144 00:07:12,071 --> 00:07:13,908 - Jessica Abrams. - Here. 145 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:16,914 - Anna Kone? - Present. 146 00:07:17,248 --> 00:07:19,837 - Uh, Brent Jackson? - President! 147 00:07:20,964 --> 00:07:23,218 OK. Cool guy. 148 00:07:23,928 --> 00:07:26,893 - Uh, Maya Ishii-Peters. - Present. 149 00:07:27,477 --> 00:07:29,899 Ishii... Oishi... you making me hungry. 150 00:07:29,982 --> 00:07:31,694 That means food, right? 151 00:07:31,777 --> 00:07:35,075 Yeah. That's crazy. How do you know that? 152 00:07:35,159 --> 00:07:37,915 Spent a little time in Japan teaching English in my 20s... 153 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:42,423 - Right. Rebecca Roth? - Here. 154 00:07:42,508 --> 00:07:43,843 - Maya. - What? 155 00:07:44,302 --> 00:07:46,891 Um, is Alex looking at me? 156 00:07:47,141 --> 00:07:50,064 - Robert Terry? - Here. 157 00:07:50,147 --> 00:07:52,235 - Julie Burger? - No. 158 00:07:52,485 --> 00:07:54,698 How about now? Hold on. 159 00:07:54,782 --> 00:07:55,782 Present. 160 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:57,245 No. 161 00:07:57,621 --> 00:07:59,959 No, he's hitting Brandt in the balls. 162 00:08:00,585 --> 00:08:02,338 Hey. Don't. Get away from my balls. 163 00:08:02,421 --> 00:08:04,552 - Brian Carter? - Here. 164 00:08:04,635 --> 00:08:06,639 - He'll probably look at me later. - Yeah. 165 00:08:06,722 --> 00:08:08,560 OK. Listen up, everyone. 166 00:08:08,643 --> 00:08:10,271 I have your locker assignments. 167 00:08:10,354 --> 00:08:12,943 So you can just... take it outside. 168 00:08:18,495 --> 00:08:20,207 - Oh, my God! - What are these? 169 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:21,376 What are what? 170 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:22,879 There's, like, all these signs. 171 00:08:23,506 --> 00:08:25,092 "Brandt loves Maya." 172 00:08:25,594 --> 00:08:27,388 "Dustin loves Maya." 173 00:08:27,471 --> 00:08:28,891 It says down there, too. 174 00:08:29,602 --> 00:08:30,687 Oh, my God! They all say 175 00:08:30,770 --> 00:08:32,040 "Brandt loves Maya" and "Dustin loves Maya." 176 00:08:32,064 --> 00:08:33,358 Anna, what is happening? 177 00:08:34,695 --> 00:08:35,905 Oh, my God! 178 00:08:36,197 --> 00:08:38,493 I mean, is that like me? 179 00:08:38,578 --> 00:08:40,372 - Yeah, it's you. - Crazy. Wait. Wait. Wait. 180 00:08:40,456 --> 00:08:43,086 They're literally the hottest guys in the school. 181 00:08:43,170 --> 00:08:45,090 Maya, it's happening. 182 00:08:45,174 --> 00:08:46,844 Hey, Maya, come over here. 183 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:48,138 Yeah. Come over here. 184 00:08:48,472 --> 00:08:49,725 Oh, my God! 185 00:08:50,476 --> 00:08:52,648 - Come with me. Come with me. - I can't. 186 00:08:52,731 --> 00:08:53,917 - No, no, no. Come with me. - They didn't say me. 187 00:08:53,941 --> 00:08:55,003 - They only said you. - OK, all right. 188 00:08:55,027 --> 00:08:56,112 - OK. - You got it. 189 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:03,753 What's up! 190 00:09:03,836 --> 00:09:05,339 You look so different. 191 00:09:06,801 --> 00:09:07,844 Thanks. Um... 192 00:09:08,638 --> 00:09:11,769 Yeah. I got a... I got a haircut last minute. 193 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:12,938 Oh, where did you get it? 194 00:09:13,564 --> 00:09:14,900 Where did I get it? 195 00:09:16,361 --> 00:09:20,787 - At the salon, that was, like, called... - Superb. 196 00:09:20,870 --> 00:09:22,289 Salon Superb. 197 00:09:22,456 --> 00:09:24,001 Hmm. Never heard of that one. 198 00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:25,254 Becca! 199 00:09:25,337 --> 00:09:27,007 But whatever you did, it worked. 200 00:09:27,091 --> 00:09:30,055 Because Brandt and Dustin obviously think you're, like, so fine this year. 201 00:09:30,139 --> 00:09:31,976 No, they don't. You guys... 202 00:09:32,143 --> 00:09:34,206 - They're totally into you. - Everyone's talking about it. 203 00:09:34,230 --> 00:09:35,501 - They were staring at you. - Stop! 204 00:09:35,525 --> 00:09:37,946 Yeah, Brandt's so fine, and they both like you. 205 00:09:38,029 --> 00:09:39,950 - Isn't that amazing? - I know, like, what! 206 00:09:40,033 --> 00:09:42,413 - Crazy! - It's crazy, you guys, 207 00:09:42,496 --> 00:09:45,127 like, I'm losing my mind right now. 208 00:09:51,264 --> 00:09:54,103 They think I'm fine, and Heather likes my haircut. 209 00:09:54,187 --> 00:09:55,541 - Brandt loves you... - Brandt loves Maya... 210 00:09:55,565 --> 00:09:57,043 - Dustin loves Maya. - Dustin loves you. 211 00:09:57,067 --> 00:09:59,155 Wait. Wait a second. Wait. 212 00:10:00,365 --> 00:10:01,744 Is there another Maya? 213 00:10:02,954 --> 00:10:04,165 - No. - No. 214 00:10:04,248 --> 00:10:06,085 No. I can't... I can't think of anyone. 215 00:10:06,169 --> 00:10:07,964 - Yeah. So it's me. - It's you. 216 00:10:08,048 --> 00:10:09,342 It's me. Oh, my God! 217 00:10:09,510 --> 00:10:10,595 Oh, my God! 218 00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:12,891 Hey! You two! 219 00:10:12,974 --> 00:10:14,728 You think you can talk over me? 220 00:10:15,270 --> 00:10:16,607 No. 221 00:10:17,984 --> 00:10:19,195 Oh, thank you. 222 00:10:20,740 --> 00:10:22,201 I've got my eye on you two. 223 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,708 Oh, my God! 224 00:10:30,593 --> 00:10:32,346 - Come, come on. - Get him, get him. 225 00:10:32,514 --> 00:10:35,854 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, but, like, here comes Brandt. 226 00:10:35,937 --> 00:10:37,314 God, no! 227 00:10:38,776 --> 00:10:40,445 OK, just throw it. 228 00:10:42,576 --> 00:10:44,955 Stop! Stop. Stop! 229 00:10:47,961 --> 00:10:51,426 d Lying in your arms d 230 00:10:51,510 --> 00:10:53,723 d So close together d 231 00:10:53,806 --> 00:10:57,606 d Didn't know just what I had d 232 00:10:59,066 --> 00:11:01,655 But then again, there's Dustin. He's fly. 233 00:11:01,947 --> 00:11:04,285 d Now I toss and turn d 234 00:11:04,578 --> 00:11:05,580 d Cause I... d 235 00:11:05,788 --> 00:11:08,209 His earring is so hot. 236 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:10,673 - Yeah, I know. - He is so cute. 237 00:11:14,765 --> 00:11:17,938 And then there's... him. 238 00:11:18,021 --> 00:11:22,363 d La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la d 239 00:11:22,697 --> 00:11:27,498 d La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la d 240 00:11:27,749 --> 00:11:30,128 d La, la, la, la, la d 241 00:11:30,212 --> 00:11:35,222 d La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la d 242 00:11:35,305 --> 00:11:38,521 Earth to Blondie! Batter up! 243 00:11:38,604 --> 00:11:40,525 - Sorry. - Anna, that's you. Oh, my God, go. 244 00:11:43,488 --> 00:11:44,908 Go, Na! 245 00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:47,121 You got this. 246 00:11:48,081 --> 00:11:49,710 Kick it, Na! 247 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,337 Kick it. Kick it! 248 00:11:58,435 --> 00:12:02,192 Man down. Everybody, sit down. 249 00:12:02,276 --> 00:12:05,908 Hey, you! Take your victim to the nurse. 250 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,630 I'm really, really, really, really sorry. 251 00:12:13,716 --> 00:12:14,968 It's chill. 252 00:12:16,555 --> 00:12:18,809 Um, it's crazy, though, 253 00:12:18,893 --> 00:12:21,899 because you don't even look bad with blood on your face. 254 00:12:24,821 --> 00:12:27,242 Um, do you know my friend Maya? 255 00:12:27,326 --> 00:12:28,537 Nah. 256 00:12:30,165 --> 00:12:33,379 Oh, my God, that... that's crazy. 257 00:12:33,463 --> 00:12:34,841 That's her nickname for me. 258 00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:36,302 Na. 259 00:12:36,427 --> 00:12:39,350 Um, she's my best friend. She's amazing, 260 00:12:39,433 --> 00:12:42,774 and actually two of your best friends are, like, in love with her. 261 00:12:44,235 --> 00:12:45,905 So it's like, how do you pick, you know, 262 00:12:45,988 --> 00:12:48,744 'cause, like, I've only ever been in love with one person. 263 00:12:53,963 --> 00:12:57,052 Brandt's nice, but you know, Dustin has an earring. 264 00:12:57,135 --> 00:12:58,639 Dustin's a bitch. 265 00:13:01,895 --> 00:13:04,526 Dustin is a bitch? 266 00:13:07,991 --> 00:13:09,285 Dustin is a bitch. 267 00:13:09,368 --> 00:13:10,453 A bitch? 268 00:13:10,538 --> 00:13:12,499 - That's what Alex said. - Oh, my God. 269 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,564 Yeah, so I really think that you should just go with Brandt. 270 00:13:14,588 --> 00:13:16,592 I mean, obviously, whatever you wanna do. 271 00:13:16,675 --> 00:13:18,344 But do you really wanna do with the bitch 272 00:13:18,428 --> 00:13:19,708 that doesn't hang out with Alex? 273 00:13:20,223 --> 00:13:22,743 I don't know. Maybe being with a bitch is the best thing for me. 274 00:13:22,854 --> 00:13:25,400 Look, I like his earring. Shit. 275 00:13:26,068 --> 00:13:28,424 Can't believe they're not friends. They're not best friends? 276 00:13:28,448 --> 00:13:30,327 Yeah, I mean, obviously, not anymore. 277 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,830 That is crazy. 278 00:13:31,914 --> 00:13:34,878 OK. Well, then I don't wanna be with him. I don't. 279 00:13:34,961 --> 00:13:36,900 I only wanna be with someone who's best friends with Alex, 280 00:13:36,924 --> 00:13:39,195 'cause I wanna be in the same room with you for our first fingers. 281 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,057 Like, I'm not gonna do without you. 282 00:13:41,140 --> 00:13:43,102 Seriously, like, I'm gonna go with Brandt. 283 00:13:43,186 --> 00:13:45,440 Quiet, please. Settle down. 284 00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:49,031 Young sir in the Care Bear sweatshirt. 285 00:13:49,114 --> 00:13:50,114 Huh? 286 00:13:50,158 --> 00:13:51,536 She's a girl. 287 00:13:51,995 --> 00:13:53,081 Yeah, I'm a girl. 288 00:13:53,164 --> 00:13:56,212 Care to share something you did over the summer? 289 00:13:56,797 --> 00:13:58,424 Come up to the front. 290 00:14:06,876 --> 00:14:07,876 Um... 291 00:14:07,944 --> 00:14:11,325 I guess, like, the most memorable thing I did over this summer 292 00:14:11,409 --> 00:14:14,666 was I watched Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, like, six times in a row. 293 00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:16,545 And it is, like, really funny. 294 00:14:17,462 --> 00:14:21,470 'Cause he does, like, all this like, rewind, like, fast forward stuff, like... 295 00:14:22,097 --> 00:14:24,435 I'll just do it. It's like... 296 00:14:25,521 --> 00:14:27,817 "I really wanna play, Coach. Just give me a chance. 297 00:14:28,484 --> 00:14:30,614 Let's see that in instant slow-mo." 298 00:14:50,863 --> 00:14:52,992 Really makes me laugh. 299 00:14:53,076 --> 00:14:55,539 And he does this other thing, where he's like... 300 00:14:56,541 --> 00:14:58,086 Ahhh! 301 00:15:04,933 --> 00:15:06,978 Sit down. 302 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,072 Enough of that. 303 00:15:12,155 --> 00:15:15,120 OK. Everyone, take out your summer reading, 304 00:15:15,286 --> 00:15:17,082 and get into groups of four. 305 00:15:17,165 --> 00:15:20,840 Uh, John, Lydia, Jafeer... 306 00:15:20,923 --> 00:15:24,429 OK, so, what do you think about this if I give that to Brandt? 307 00:15:28,730 --> 00:15:30,818 Um, it could go like this. 308 00:15:40,295 --> 00:15:41,691 Look, I feel like it needs a question. 309 00:15:41,715 --> 00:15:43,009 OK. Yeah, I know. You're right. 310 00:15:43,092 --> 00:15:45,388 And then put my name, 'cause he won't know who it is. 311 00:15:46,432 --> 00:15:47,434 Perfect. 312 00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:52,152 So exciting. 313 00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:57,663 OK, Brandt. 314 00:16:02,005 --> 00:16:04,886 I'm gonna, like, have my first boyfriend. 315 00:16:05,053 --> 00:16:06,053 No doubt. 316 00:16:06,096 --> 00:16:07,725 That's freaking crazy. 317 00:16:07,808 --> 00:16:09,454 It's amazing, and we'll go on, like, double dates and stuff. 318 00:16:09,478 --> 00:16:10,648 I know, with, like, Alex. 319 00:16:10,731 --> 00:16:11,942 I mean, if he wants to. 320 00:16:12,359 --> 00:16:13,820 Dustin says yes. Dustin says yes. 321 00:16:13,904 --> 00:16:15,049 - Brandt says yes. - I do not say yes. 322 00:16:15,073 --> 00:16:15,991 - Yes, he does. - No, I do not. 323 00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:16,993 - Yes, he does. - No, I do not. 324 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,622 Oh, my God, wait. 325 00:16:18,705 --> 00:16:20,545 Dustin, that is, like, so presumptuous to think 326 00:16:20,584 --> 00:16:22,064 that she's asking you. She asked him. 327 00:16:22,128 --> 00:16:23,590 You guys, stop. 328 00:16:23,674 --> 00:16:26,513 This is, like, so mean. Just tell her. 329 00:16:26,846 --> 00:16:28,809 U-G-I-S, biyatch! 330 00:16:28,892 --> 00:16:30,353 - UGIS. - UGIS. 331 00:16:32,482 --> 00:16:33,735 Wait, what? 332 00:16:33,902 --> 00:16:35,531 Oh, honey, don't you know? 333 00:16:35,614 --> 00:16:37,535 It means ugliest girl in school. 334 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:44,006 UGIS! 335 00:16:44,131 --> 00:16:45,759 They're so mean. 336 00:16:46,928 --> 00:16:49,200 And they said they don't know why you are wearing a bra, Anna, 337 00:16:49,224 --> 00:16:51,061 'cause there's nothing to go in it. 338 00:16:51,771 --> 00:16:53,609 I'm so sorry. 339 00:16:55,486 --> 00:16:58,535 It's cool, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, this is really funny. 340 00:16:59,787 --> 00:17:01,916 UGIS! UGIS! 341 00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:04,379 - Thanks for telling me, Becca. - You're welcome. 342 00:17:04,463 --> 00:17:06,175 - OK. - Bye. 343 00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:07,595 Bye. 344 00:17:16,946 --> 00:17:19,535 It's not they like my haircut. 345 00:17:19,786 --> 00:17:21,246 They're assholes. 346 00:17:21,497 --> 00:17:23,209 No. They were right. 347 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:28,344 - I am ugly. I'm a freaking freak. - No, you're not. 348 00:17:28,845 --> 00:17:31,058 Like... 349 00:17:31,225 --> 00:17:32,645 I'm UGIS. 350 00:17:33,396 --> 00:17:37,822 Maya, if UGIS means beautiful unicorn, 351 00:17:38,114 --> 00:17:41,830 then yeah, you... you you're UGIS. Then, yeah, you are. 352 00:17:41,913 --> 00:17:44,334 No. Na, do you understand, like, 353 00:17:44,418 --> 00:17:46,673 I'm the ugliest girl in school. 354 00:17:47,173 --> 00:17:49,679 You get that in your skull? 355 00:17:50,012 --> 00:17:52,518 Like, to love me is the biggest insult. 356 00:17:52,643 --> 00:17:54,981 Like, that's what it means. 357 00:17:58,655 --> 00:18:02,495 Then I guess, you know, I've been insulted the greatest. 358 00:18:18,027 --> 00:18:21,450 d I'm desperate for changing d 359 00:18:21,785 --> 00:18:25,416 d Starving for truth d 360 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:29,466 d I'm closer to where I started d 361 00:18:29,550 --> 00:18:32,263 d Chasing after you d 362 00:18:32,347 --> 00:18:36,355 d I'm falling even more in love with you d 363 00:18:36,438 --> 00:18:40,196 d Letting go of all I've held onto d 364 00:18:43,745 --> 00:18:47,670 You literally look, like, hot right now. 365 00:18:49,799 --> 00:18:51,679 You know, none of this actually makes any sense. 366 00:18:51,761 --> 00:18:52,763 I know. 367 00:18:52,847 --> 00:18:54,927 Like Terra Newback? It's a hunchback for Pete's sake. 368 00:18:54,976 --> 00:18:56,622 Yeah, I know. Or freaking Cindy Puchak like? 369 00:18:56,646 --> 00:18:58,023 Her mole covers her whole neck. 370 00:18:58,107 --> 00:19:00,152 It's the size of my face, like, it's bigger. 371 00:19:00,236 --> 00:19:01,906 And like, think about Beth Mahoney. 372 00:19:01,990 --> 00:19:04,537 Beth Mahoney is freaking busted like... 373 00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:06,708 - She's UGIS. - She's so UGIS. 374 00:19:06,791 --> 00:19:08,377 - Like I'm UGIS? - You're not UGIS. 375 00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:10,883 - Hey, UGIS. - Go fuck your mom. 376 00:19:11,593 --> 00:19:13,220 They're all a bunch of fuckers. 377 00:19:16,603 --> 00:19:18,272 We just have to do something about this. 378 00:19:18,355 --> 00:19:19,525 Anna, I can't. 379 00:19:22,322 --> 00:19:23,617 I have an idea. 380 00:19:24,785 --> 00:19:26,706 Do you know where the eighth graders sit? 381 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,825 You shouldn't be here. 382 00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:47,246 - Get out of here, freaks. - OK. 383 00:19:47,330 --> 00:19:48,517 - Fucking leave. - We should go. 384 00:19:48,541 --> 00:19:50,378 Shuji, no. It's important. Stop. 385 00:19:51,372 --> 00:19:52,381 Um... 386 00:19:52,423 --> 00:19:54,762 They were these boys in our grade, 387 00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:57,308 who were not kind to... 388 00:19:57,392 --> 00:19:59,563 - I need you to beat them up, Shuji. - Yeah. 389 00:19:59,647 --> 00:20:01,526 Like, it just needs to happen. 390 00:20:01,693 --> 00:20:02,945 Why should I? 391 00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:06,034 See. Like I told you he wouldn't care. 392 00:20:06,118 --> 00:20:08,497 This is literally, like, the worst day of my life, 393 00:20:08,581 --> 00:20:10,836 and he'll probably call me UGIS, too. 394 00:20:12,715 --> 00:20:14,342 Did you just say UGIS? 395 00:20:14,677 --> 00:20:16,096 Yeah. 396 00:20:21,774 --> 00:20:23,945 UGIS is the worst thing you can be called. 397 00:20:24,029 --> 00:20:27,035 The list of UGIS's past, they're all heinous dogs. 398 00:20:27,118 --> 00:20:28,120 There's a list? 399 00:20:28,872 --> 00:20:31,293 Look, I'm not gonna beat up a seventh grader, 400 00:20:31,376 --> 00:20:32,838 but I can teach you some words. 401 00:20:33,631 --> 00:20:35,176 Um, what do they look like? 402 00:20:35,342 --> 00:20:38,390 Um. Well, like, um... 403 00:20:39,685 --> 00:20:44,110 Brandt, he, like, has this, like, chestnut silky hair, 404 00:20:44,194 --> 00:20:46,364 and it's like, he has brown honeydew... 405 00:20:46,448 --> 00:20:48,160 No, what are his bad features? 406 00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:50,999 Oh. 407 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,291 Um... 408 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:55,884 - I think he's like... he's, like, short. - Mm-hmm. 409 00:20:55,967 --> 00:20:57,513 - That's true. - Yeah. That's good. 410 00:20:57,596 --> 00:20:58,973 - Is that good? - Mm-hmm. 411 00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:00,995 - And like, Stacy Davis told me that... - Oh, yeah. 412 00:21:01,019 --> 00:21:02,739 She gave me a handy when his dad was sick 413 00:21:02,815 --> 00:21:04,150 to help make him feel better, 414 00:21:04,234 --> 00:21:06,446 and she said he's not circumcised, 415 00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:08,117 and it looks like an aardvark. 416 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,494 That's what she said. 417 00:21:09,578 --> 00:21:11,600 OK, for sure, you're gonna wanna bring up the aardvark dick. 418 00:21:11,624 --> 00:21:13,795 - OK. - OK, this is what you're gonna say. 419 00:21:13,878 --> 00:21:16,843 Hey, you porcupine midget piece of shit, 420 00:21:16,926 --> 00:21:19,557 I would never touch that aardvark dick with a 10-foot pole, 421 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,476 so suck it, bitch. 422 00:21:25,902 --> 00:21:27,029 You got it? 423 00:21:27,906 --> 00:21:30,077 Yeah. Yeah. 424 00:21:30,244 --> 00:21:31,747 - That was great. - OK. All right. 425 00:21:31,831 --> 00:21:33,417 - OK. - Don't... 426 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,712 Come on. 427 00:21:44,063 --> 00:21:46,234 You guys. You guys! 428 00:21:46,777 --> 00:21:50,075 After school, I'm gonna bitch out Brandt and Dustin. 429 00:21:50,535 --> 00:21:52,038 Magic. 430 00:21:53,373 --> 00:21:55,712 She's gonna get her butt kicked. 431 00:22:02,099 --> 00:22:03,310 - You can do this. - Yeah. 432 00:22:03,477 --> 00:22:05,165 Like don't let anyone stop you from your dreams. 433 00:22:05,189 --> 00:22:06,441 Yeah. 434 00:22:22,014 --> 00:22:24,185 - What's up? - So what's up! 435 00:22:24,937 --> 00:22:26,356 - What's up? - What's up? 436 00:22:26,899 --> 00:22:29,028 - You midget! - What are you doing? 437 00:22:30,824 --> 00:22:32,869 - Midget! - OK. 438 00:22:33,579 --> 00:22:34,790 Midget. 439 00:22:34,999 --> 00:22:37,587 You midget. Aardvark. You got an aardvark? 440 00:22:37,671 --> 00:22:40,259 - You got an aardvark. - I... I have a dog. 441 00:22:40,802 --> 00:22:42,179 Has a dog. 442 00:22:42,263 --> 00:22:44,326 - You're a piece of shit! - Yeah, you're a piece of shit! 443 00:22:44,350 --> 00:22:45,812 Oh, damn, you're gonna take that? 444 00:22:45,895 --> 00:22:47,607 Midget piece of shit. 445 00:22:47,691 --> 00:22:49,027 Yeah, what? 446 00:22:50,947 --> 00:22:52,283 Come on. Come on, fight. 447 00:22:52,366 --> 00:22:54,538 Yeah! Yeah! You mi... 448 00:22:54,621 --> 00:22:56,082 You midget piece of shit! Yeah! 449 00:22:56,207 --> 00:22:57,376 You gonna take that? 450 00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:58,939 - You better take that. - Yeah, take that. 451 00:22:58,963 --> 00:23:00,800 - You gonna take that? - What? 452 00:23:00,884 --> 00:23:02,596 - You're a midget piece of shit! - Yeah! 453 00:23:02,763 --> 00:23:06,186 And you got an aardvark dick, and that's why your dad died. 454 00:23:06,394 --> 00:23:12,198 - Oh! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Go! Go! - Yes! 455 00:23:18,586 --> 00:23:20,047 Hey, Brandt, are you OK? 456 00:23:22,009 --> 00:23:23,513 Can't believe you'd bring up his dad. 457 00:23:24,097 --> 00:23:25,850 What the fuck? Come on. 458 00:23:25,934 --> 00:23:28,105 You can't help it if Dustin's a bitch. 459 00:23:28,188 --> 00:23:29,232 Fuck you! 460 00:23:29,315 --> 00:23:30,902 Oh, my God, my mom! 461 00:23:30,985 --> 00:23:33,031 - Go! Go! - Maya... 462 00:23:33,533 --> 00:23:35,035 It's OK. 463 00:23:41,381 --> 00:23:42,968 Did I go too far today? 464 00:23:43,343 --> 00:23:47,226 I mean, like, it was definitely, like, intense. 465 00:23:47,309 --> 00:23:50,232 I probably shouldn't have said that about his dad. 466 00:23:50,315 --> 00:23:52,236 Yeah. I mean, it was crazy. 467 00:23:52,319 --> 00:23:55,284 - But, like, his dad did die. It's just a fact. - Oh, wait, Na. 468 00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:56,954 Oh! Mayi? 469 00:23:58,290 --> 00:24:00,169 Mayi? Hello? 470 00:24:00,252 --> 00:24:01,922 - Hold on. - OK. 471 00:24:10,773 --> 00:24:11,817 What you doing? 472 00:24:13,654 --> 00:24:15,240 I mean, Maya, are you there? 473 00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:19,833 - Oh, my God, Na! - Oh, my God, what? 474 00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:23,633 - Oh, my God! - What? 475 00:24:26,722 --> 00:24:28,893 Holy f-balls! 476 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:31,894 Can't do this. 477 00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:36,904 I don't wanna face everyone. 478 00:25:39,241 --> 00:25:41,580 I don't wanna do seventh grade. 479 00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:44,418 I'm not doing seventh grade by myself. 480 00:25:44,503 --> 00:25:46,255 No, it's gonna be a lot easier for you now. 481 00:25:46,339 --> 00:25:48,009 I mean, like, you should go. 482 00:25:49,554 --> 00:25:50,556 Maya. 483 00:25:51,975 --> 00:25:54,773 You are my actual rainbow gel pen 484 00:25:55,817 --> 00:26:00,242 in a sea of blue and black writing utensils, like... 485 00:26:00,910 --> 00:26:02,138 - I'm not doing it alone. - Really? 486 00:26:02,162 --> 00:26:03,373 Yeah! Duh! 487 00:26:03,874 --> 00:26:06,045 - So we'll do it together? - Yeah. 488 00:26:06,129 --> 00:26:08,527 Just one step at a time. It's not like it's gonna last forever. 489 00:26:08,551 --> 00:26:09,970 - Yeah, it's not. - Like... 490 00:26:10,053 --> 00:26:11,515 And, like, I'll do it you do it. 491 00:26:12,099 --> 00:26:16,482 OK. I'll do it if you do it. 492 00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:21,869 Wait. 493 00:26:23,581 --> 00:26:26,753 We have to do it at the exact same time, OK? 494 00:26:29,551 --> 00:26:32,139 One, two... 495 00:26:34,644 --> 00:26:37,692 d I wish I could tie you up in my shoes d 496 00:26:37,775 --> 00:26:40,071 d Make you feel unpretty too d 497 00:26:40,155 --> 00:26:43,203 d I was told I was beautiful d 498 00:26:43,286 --> 00:26:45,415 d But what does that mean to you? d 499 00:26:45,499 --> 00:26:48,631 d Look into the mirror Who's inside there d 500 00:26:48,714 --> 00:26:50,718 d The one with the long hair d 501 00:26:50,801 --> 00:26:55,268 d Same old me again today, yeah d 502 00:26:56,395 --> 00:26:59,276 d You can buy your hair if it won't grow d 503 00:26:59,401 --> 00:27:01,865 d You can fix your nose if he says so d 504 00:27:01,990 --> 00:27:05,497 d You can buy all the make-up That M. A. 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