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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:11,557 Every year I tell you the same story. 2 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:15,836 Winter is coming and everyone is waiting for Christmas. 3 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:19,350 But today I've got something else in mind. Get a little closer, please. 4 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:22,034 No, no, not at my place. 5 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:25,630 This story takes place in Bucharest. Let's go there. 6 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:33,632 There... Christmas! Christmas is so beautiful! 7 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:37,789 It's the happiest holiday, especially for children. 8 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:41,310 Sweet darlings, how they wait for me to bring them presents. 9 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:44,597 To bring them sweets, to bring them... Oh, that's me! 10 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:45,994 I still look good. 11 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:49,397 A phone is going to ring. I'll let you watch the story. 12 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:04,513 Yes... 13 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,920 Yes, I've got the suit. 14 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:14,114 I've got the suit! 15 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:16,875 Tomorrow at ten o'clock. 16 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:18,998 In the morning. 17 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:22,717 Listen, Vandame... 18 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:33,795 Come on, Mi, enough about those cabbage rolls, be serious! 19 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,998 Can't you wait for another day? 20 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:38,599 No, I'm not going to tell you where I am. 21 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:41,673 I'll be there in half an hour. Kisses, bye. 22 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,991 God, my husband is such a gourmet! 23 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,993 Come on, are we going or what? 24 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,668 What? Come on, Carmen, it's Christmas time! 25 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:53,269 I know, but my financial situation is not very good, 26 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:57,393 so I thought I'd stick around a little longer. 27 00:01:58,320 --> 00:01:59,469 You go. 28 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:02,035 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 29 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:03,315 Kisses, bye. 30 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:06,074 - Bye, girls! - Merry Christmas! 31 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,638 There are no stripes on it... 32 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:02,593 Look at me, sucker! 33 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:10,515 Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! 34 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:15,312 May you have countless joys and colorful dreams! 35 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:33,229 36 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:46,832 I wish all the best, Merry Christmas! 37 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:54,073 Like you knew what to do with it, retard... 38 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:11,878 39 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:30,270 - My respects. - Good evening. 40 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:32,431 Would you like something? 41 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,438 Yes, I'd like ten of these ornaments, 42 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,797 four little candles and a meter of tinsel. 43 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:42,191 Wouldn't you like a star as well? 44 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:44,598 Is it a real one? 45 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,950 - Yes. - From the galaxy? 46 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:50,072 <- > Yes. <- >How'd you get it? 47 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:53,830 I get it, you called in the astronaut they used a crane. 48 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:56,275 You put it on top of your Christmas tree. 49 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:57,754 I can't reach the top. 50 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:01,555 You don't need to climb up there. Your dad will. 51 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:10,755 Wait! Wait! 52 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:12,519 Good evening. 53 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,114 I apologize, I won't keep you long. Just two minutes. 54 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:18,915 <- > I'd like to buy this toy robot. <- > I'm sorry, we're closed. 55 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:20,348 What? 56 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:23,080 What do you mean you're closed? Hold on a minute... 57 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:26,710 It says right there on the door that you're open until 20:30. 58 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:29,838 It's 19:30, how can you close an hour earlier? 59 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:32,998 - It's not valid today. - No, wait, excuse me. Hold on. 60 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:36,914 I didn't mean to do that, but... I don't think you understand. 61 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:40,994 My little boy's wish is to get this toy robot for Christmas. 62 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:44,192 I haven't seen it anywhere else. 63 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:47,269 Merry Christmas. 64 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:58,428 Goodbye. 65 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:12,512 Hey! Wait, please! 66 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:04,434 67 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:07,597 68 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:09,793 69 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:13,675 70 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:17,079 71 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:45,073 Hi, sweetie! 72 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:46,389 Good evening. 73 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:49,189 My respects. 74 00:07:58,720 --> 00:07:59,835 Onions... 75 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,955 Did they beat you up again? 76 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:17,790 I got beaten a few times and now you think it happens every day. 77 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:22,517 I got hit by a snowball. 78 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:24,591 I don't understand, Horatiu. 79 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:28,639 Why do you let all those morons make fun of you? 80 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:31,832 - Well, it wasn't their fault. - It wasn't? 81 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:36,152 It was my fault. I just happened to cross the snowball's trajectory. 82 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:04,637 Give me a beer. 83 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:08,270 Come on, it's Christmas Eve! I want to go home to my family. 84 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:11,233 Why don't you go home? 85 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,479 Home... 86 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:19,071 - Just give me that damn beer. - Oh, man... 87 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,195 Father Frost was better. 88 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:26,794 He had more common sense. 89 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:29,679 Father Frost is your dad... 90 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:33,436 Go to hell, you drunk... 91 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:40,190 The kids saw Santa and recognized him by his red suit with white stripes 92 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:43,028 that had been made by the snow on the sled. 93 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,555 One, two, three, four... 94 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:01,717 I buy you books and you doodle all over them. 95 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:06,038 I wasn't doodling, I was rewriting it to make it better. 96 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,633 Listen, did you know 97 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:26,709 that when Santa rings his bell someone's wish is granted? 98 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:32,676 But did you know that Santa was supposed to come by tonight? 99 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:38,073 Yes... Was supposed to... You mean he's not coming anymore? 100 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:44,669 He told me to tell you that he's been busy with all the kids and... 101 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:46,836 Something happened to him, right? 102 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,355 Did he crash his sled on the freeway 103 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:53,832 Santa? Doesn't he have a flying sled with reindeer and all? 104 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,913 Then it must've dropped out of the sk because of the pollution! 105 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:02,433 No, sweetie. It's just that he was very busy. 106 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:06,673 He worked very hard and didn't have any time left for your present. 107 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:09,912 But he told me I should go to the mal with you tomorrow 108 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,839 and let you choose whatever you like. 109 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,991 - Whatever I like? - Any present! 110 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:16,957 - Anything? - Anything! 111 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:20,237 What's he going to get you? 112 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:29,354 My classmate Toma says there is no Santa Claus. 113 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:33,399 He says the dads buy all the presents. 114 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,393 Toma? 115 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:41,950 Does this Toma get high grades in school like you do? 116 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:43,678 Nope. 117 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:48,190 Does he speak English? Does he play chess? 118 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:50,237 Is he good at Origami? 119 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:51,952 - No, no... - And... 120 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,149 No. 121 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:54,753 So he's one of those guys. 122 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:57,917 We know what they're called, but we don't say it. 123 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,755 - Simpletons. - No! 124 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:03,832 But we're not calling them names. 125 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:15,715 Horatiu... You know I love you. 126 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:19,278 I know. I love you, too. 127 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,391 That was him! 128 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:59,268 Christmas is here! 129 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:06,399 Moki... What do you say? Is he real or not? 130 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,596 I believe he is. 131 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:57,191 You start working here today. 132 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:58,554 Yes, today. 133 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:02,719 No matter what happens, I want you to know that I'm the brains here. 134 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,836 - You. - Me. 135 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,510 Alright. 136 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:08,716 I give you the orders through the walkie-talkie and you act 137 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:12,077 - I act. - Only if I give you the order. 138 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,515 - You got that? - Yes. 139 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:15,874 It's simple. 140 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:19,236 I'll see you at work. 141 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,912 Wow! It's so beautiful! 142 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,078 Are you ready? 143 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:46,759 Let's go! 144 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,550 What are you staring at, sucker? 145 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,520 - I think it's the battery. - What? 146 00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:00,240 I think it's the battery. 147 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:05,194 It's good to have a Formula 1 pilot in the family. 148 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:08,074 What do you mean? 149 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,073 254... 150 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,514 255... 151 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,429 Hey! 152 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:03,596 My life is back on track, M鈊鈒ina, and you're not part of it anymore. 153 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:19,115 You're late, buddy. 154 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:23,472 I ran into Saint Nicholas and we had a little chat. 155 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:26,869 Get in. 156 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,558 - Where? - In the car! 157 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,995 Calistrat, make some room! 158 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,559 Wait! He's climbing on me! 159 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:55,752 Oh, man... You're lucky you're my illegitimate child. 160 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:58,440 I mean make some room by getting out! 161 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:00,909 Out? But it's cold out there! 162 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:03,514 Not really. Haven't you heard of global warming? Now come on! 163 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:06,279 Move a little faster, come on! 164 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:07,879 Just a second... 165 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:09,912 Come on! 166 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,474 I forgot to put on my pants... 167 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:19,669 Of course. 168 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:33,471 - Why do they call you Vandame? - Because I look like Tudor Gheorghe. 169 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:38,312 - He's a tough one. - Man, can you do the job or not? 170 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,119 I think I can. 171 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:45,592 I know you're the best, but I see you're on the wagon. 172 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,673 Can you do it or not? 173 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,719 Yes, I can. 174 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,913 Do you have the dough? 175 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:02,229 This job is against the clock, buddy. 176 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,990 If I don't deliver the North Star by five o'clock today, 177 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:08,436 my man in Ukraine is going to be mad at me. 178 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:12,993 - This isn't a walk in the park! - It's a serious job... 179 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,233 That's my specialty. 180 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:19,234 But if you bail out on us, our friendship is through! 181 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:23,519 Oh my God! What would you do then, stop bringing me toys? 182 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:27,588 We'd still bring you toys, but you wouldn't like them at all! 183 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:36,514 Moki... So you've got the clutch, the gearshift lever and the... 184 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,876 - The gas pedal... - Horatiu! 185 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:43,077 - Clutch... - The clutch! 186 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,475 The clutch, Horatiu! 187 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:54,157 Shift it into gear! Come on, baby! 188 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,792 Shift it into gear! Step on the gas! 189 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,637 That's my boy! 190 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:04,711 Good for you! 191 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:09,193 Come on, like they do in the movies! Move aside, quick! That's my boy! 192 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,595 Yes, that's it, we've made it! 193 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:17,228 That blonde fatso is going to be jealous of me! 194 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,068 Alright, we're there! 195 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:54,593 I can't believe it! 196 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:56,633 Come on, please, please! 197 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:02,669 Unbelivable! 198 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,309 - Are you alright? - Yes. 199 00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:33,079 Stay here. I'll go outside and wait for the mechanics. 200 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:36,118 Horatiu, I'm talking to you! 201 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,636 Take off yourjacket. 202 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:44,039 I'll go outside and wait for the mechanics to show up and fix the car. 203 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,589 If you look out that window, you'll be able to see me. 204 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:49,314 - Yes. - Don't move, Horatiu. 205 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:51,238 - Do you want to come out with me? - No, I don't. 206 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:53,794 - It's cold. - I know. I don't want to come. 207 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,791 - Just look out the window. - Alright. 208 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:57,239 Out that window! 209 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:11,629 Take care! 210 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,275 - Hello! - Hey! 211 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,314 - This door... - How are you, kids? 212 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,032 Pay attention here! 213 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,631 Stop jumping around like this! 214 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:28,759 Look what Santa is doing. 215 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,238 Once, twice, three times... 216 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,436 See? See how nice? 217 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:39,076 Come on, tell me a poem and I'll give you a present. 218 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,192 See how nice? 219 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:43,271 - Look up there! - Where is the red one? 220 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,435 Stop that! 221 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,315 Done! 222 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,514 Do you like it? Can you do it? You can't... 223 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,314 - Come on, hurry! - And now... blue! 224 00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,119 - Look here... - Come on, we want to try, too. 225 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:02,355 You take those. 226 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:26,389 December 25th... My first day of work 227 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:51,234 The most beautiful car! 228 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,156 Does it work? 229 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,079 Look at it! 230 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:06,595 Alright... 231 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,510 Alright... A little closer... 232 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:24,955 That's it! 233 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,676 What are you doing here all alone, you sucker? 234 00:25:55,440 --> 00:26:00,036 Why are you blinking like a Chinese postcard? What's the catch? 235 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:09,319 Come on, tell me! What are you doing here all alone? 236 00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,791 - I'm waiting for my mother to... - You and I are homeys. 237 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,270 I've been waiting for my mama for three years. 238 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,994 She's getting out in two. 239 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:21,033 - I'm Jeepu. - Horatiu... 240 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,479 - You mean like "Gicu", with a "p". - No! 241 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:29,758 - I'm Jeepu, bro! Jeepu! - Yes, yes, Gipu... 242 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,912 But why? 243 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,438 Once I tried to swipe a fool's Jeep. 244 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,670 Only it had an automatic gearbox 245 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,991 and I don't really get along with tha stuff, you know what I'm saying? 246 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,350 - You want to take a look around? - Take a look around? 247 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,795 Yes, take a look around. 248 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,911 I can't. My mother's outside in the parking lot... 249 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:55,834 Come on, bro! Time is money! As time goes by, we make money. 250 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:58,508 We'll be back before you know it. 251 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,995 - Come on! - Alright, but just 15 minutes. 252 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,310 OK, let's make it 20. Come on! 253 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:40,799 Sure, my kitten, we'll go... 254 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:44,277 I mean we could pick up some more stuff. You know, I've been thinking... 255 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,072 Anything you want... 256 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,519 There's a place we could go, right there. Do you want to go there 257 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:53,468 - Yes, yes, we'll go. - I thought we could go there... 258 00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:58,590 Well, now we just have to make it across the roof and that's that. 259 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,518 Did you steal that? 260 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:11,035 No, I just borrowed it. I'll return it later. 261 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,553 That's the trick. 262 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,757 You check out girls' behinds and when you see a nice round one, 263 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:17,950 you know she's got money in her pocket. 264 00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,917 You trip and bump into her, give her some lines... 265 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,433 But I'm not a thief! 266 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:25,553 - Why not? - Well, this is why not. 267 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,194 It's him! This is the kid! 268 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:31,591 - Do you have a pink wallet on you? - What pink wallet? Let me go! 269 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,870 I got an appendectomy on this shoulder! 270 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:37,430 - This is the kid who took my wallet - Hand me that pink wallet! 271 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,160 Here's all my money, I earned it as a construction worker. 272 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,039 I wanted to give it to my younger brothers... 273 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:44,918 You can have it... You can have it... 274 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,111 But I don't need the money, I just want my wallet! 275 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,959 I bought it on the Champs Elysees! Tell him to give it back to me! 276 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:53,556 - Maybe the other kid's got it! - Hey, give me the wallet! 277 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,750 Mister, mister! You're on Candid Camera! 278 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:59,435 - You see? There's the camera. - What? 279 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,956 You know, Candid Camera, the TV show... 280 00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:06,552 That's right. We're done. Yes. 281 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,915 The director says this scene is a keeper. Thank you! 282 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,355 - You're welcome. - We'd like to thank you as well. 283 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,318 The script says it's time for us to leave now. 284 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:20,351 Help me! Catch the thieves! They took my wallet! 285 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,628 - Thieves! - Give back the wallet! 286 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,591 - Thieves! Thieves! - The wallet! 287 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:28,593 - Call the police! - The wallet! 288 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,591 My wallet! 289 00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,231 Yup... It's only my first day of work here 290 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:58,432 and the mall is already a much safer place. 291 00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:15,548 Are you the lady with the red 1987 Dacia? 292 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:20,473 Do you see any other woman wearing purple, like I told you on the phone, 293 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,553 and hanging around the parking lot like an idiot for half an hour 294 00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:25,876 next to her red Dacia? 295 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:30,198 - You see? I told you! - And it's a 1988 Dacia. 296 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,437 So what's the problem, miss? 297 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:36,959 The engine. 298 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,629 That's right, the engine... 299 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:45,270 Miss, could you be more specific? 300 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:49,550 This thing here. 301 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,194 - Mi... - Yes. 302 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:54,231 - The tools. - We've got them. 303 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:56,920 - Well, bring them out here. - Alright. 304 00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,792 It's cold, isn't it? 305 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:08,835 Scram! 306 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,113 Come on! You can do it! 307 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,349 Yes! 308 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,909 - What are you doing? - Give me my remote control! 309 00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:39,313 I can't give it to you. Santa needs it! 310 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:45,474 Give it to me! 311 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,591 Santa needs the remote, don't you understand? 312 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:50,393 Ma'am, he has a tummy ache, I think he soiled his pants. 313 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,078 - He might have a colic. - What's going on? 314 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,629 This mean crazy guy won't give me the toy! 315 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,758 It's not nice to lie! Go to the crapper, you've got a tummy ache! 316 00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,831 Is that how you to talk to kids? You imbecile! 317 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,070 Come on, move along! 318 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:03,235 Stupid child... 319 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:13,635 - Goodbye. - That's one stupid child! 320 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,957 That bit about Candid Camera was a great idea. 321 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:27,554 Thanks. 322 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:39,115 - So you're a girl? - Yes. 323 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,590 But that's between you and me. 324 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,115 If anybody finds out I'm not a homeboy... 325 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,959 - I'll lose my credi... - "Crebidility"... 326 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:48,189 That's right. 327 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,670 This is Barabulea Marin. Possible larceny in progress. 328 00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:13,235 I repeat: Possible larceny in progress. 329 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,272 North-west wing, food court. 330 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:19,194 331 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:23,393 Brown hat, brown blouse... I'm going in! 332 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,711 This is agent Barabulea Marin, I've got you! 333 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,472 Take your hands off me! 334 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,393 - I've got you! - Leave me alone! 335 00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:36,516 What the hell is the meaning of this 336 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:39,319 Ma'am, I caught you stealing from that little girl's purse! 337 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,790 You caught me stealing? Have you no shame? 338 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,913 It was a Christmas surprise for my granddaughter, you sinner! 339 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:51,995 I'll show you... 340 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,637 OK... Alright, that's enough... 341 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,475 Merry Christmas then... Merry Christmas... 342 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:04,431 Go away, far away! 343 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:06,710 You sure found the right moment to become vigilant! 344 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,639 Jesus Christ... Relax, dear. 345 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,398 Relax, it's alright. 346 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,948 False alarm. I repeat, false alarm. 347 00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:20,750 348 00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:23,711 349 00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:25,429 Roger that. 350 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,955 Alright, bro, we're a team. You'll be on the lookout, right? 351 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,509 - You mean to keep watch? - Yes, something like that. 352 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,478 You know what I mean now? 353 00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:49,674 - Horatiu! - So he's real... 354 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:53,709 - Have your batteries run out? - Santa Claus... 355 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:57,078 It's just some loser! You think this is Santa? Get real! 356 00:34:57,240 --> 00:35:00,956 Can't you see he's got snow marks on his back? They're from the sled. 357 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,036 If this guy is Santa Claus, 358 00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:06,550 I want to be on live TV and say something to the entire country. 359 00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:09,029 This is my wish. What's yours? 360 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:12,192 - Mine? - Yes, yours. 361 00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:18,478 I wish I had a dad. 362 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,353 You are watching soap operas! 363 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:38,109 That's it! 364 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:39,709 Another one... 365 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:56,192 How's it going, Santa? What's the deal here? 366 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,072 Come on, beat it! Scram! 367 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,839 - What did you say? - I said scram! 368 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,513 Listen, have you come from the North Pole? 369 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:13,918 - No, I've come from Titan. - Where do you keep your reindeers? 370 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,958 Hello, where are the reindeers? 371 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:19,751 I used to keep my reindeers in a garage, 372 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,553 but then the local authorities tore it down, you know? 373 00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:24,950 Get your paws off! 374 00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:26,035 You little... 375 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:33,235 What about the reindeers? 376 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,473 I made salami out of them! I scooped their eyes! 377 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,068 I slit their veins! Now leave me the hell alone! 378 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,952 But where is your wish-granting bell? 379 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,673 It's in your... 380 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,916 Get out of here, you fucking runt! 381 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,150 Horatiu, let's go! 382 00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:57,277 - Listen, can you... - Hey! 383 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:00,235 Go! 384 00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:03,793 Go! 385 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,119 Get out of here! 386 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,116 I see... Hold this. 387 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,636 Have you seen that 13 mm wrench? 388 00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:30,438 - Hold on a second. - Excuse me. 389 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,750 - Nope. Have you? - I haven't. 390 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,314 - Ma'am... - What? 391 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,233 - The wrench. - The 13 mm wrench. 392 00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,750 Take care! It's slippery here, boss. 393 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,632 Take it easy. Very easy. 394 00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,431 Boss! Boss! 395 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:21,075 He fell down. 396 00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:44,432 Boss, are you dead? 397 00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,797 If you're not dead, give me some sort of sign. 398 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:55,950 Why don't go looking for me outside for a while? 399 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,233 Ma'am, are you sure you don't know where that 13 mm wrench is? 400 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,995 It's cold outside. My mother left me here because it's nice and warm. 401 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:09,598 Come on, you're more absent-minded than Horatiu! 402 00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:13,196 My mother... 403 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:22,835 Horatiu... 404 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:26,513 I don't know where my mother is... 405 00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,518 - Mi, did we bother her somehow? - I don't know, Mr. Marcel. 406 00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:35,233 Maybe we did. 407 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:40,117 Alright, let's fix the car. Come on. 408 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,438 Listen, I can't find my mother. Could you please help me find her? 409 00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:23,195 That's tragic. Go look for her, beat it! 410 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:26,517 I'm just a kid and there are millions of cars out there. 411 00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:30,036 How am I supposed to find her? 412 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:37,071 Here, have a compass. Now get lost! 413 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,638 It doesn't even point towards the north! It's just a toy! 414 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,712 You want a GPS receiver, so you can look for your mama? 415 00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:47,512 Is it my fault that you got lost? Why did you get lost? 416 00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:50,313 Just get the hell out of here and leave me alone! Get lost! 417 00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,637 - Mr. Police officer! - Hold on, hold on! 418 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:58,157 Hold on, hold on. Where are you going? 419 00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:02,109 Relax, I'll help you look for your mama. 420 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:06,796 - I'll help you look for your mommy... - Santa would never yell at a kid! 421 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:10,039 Jeepu was right. You're not the real deal! 422 00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:14,313 - Mr. Police officer! - Just shut up! 423 00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:15,999 We're just playing. 424 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:19,470 We're just playing... and I'm the real deal. 425 00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:22,074 Why did you bite me? 426 00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:26,119 - Even your beard is fake! - The beard is made of real cotton. 427 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:31,752 If the cotton is real, that means the beard is also... is also real. 428 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:37,673 Alright, I'll help you. Give me that. Now pay attention. 429 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:44,910 It's a... toy car... for the kid to play with... 430 00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:52,275 Take this toy car, play with it and leave me alone for five minutes. 431 00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:58,595 Alright? 432 00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:11,789 Five minutes... 433 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:27,753 You're not getting away this time! 434 00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:48,990 What is it? 435 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:56,909 Now I know who you are! 436 00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:58,593 Who, me? 437 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,711 - Yes, you. - Who are you? 438 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,074 Who am I? 439 00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:05,468 Who exactly are you to ask these questions? 440 00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:06,709 M鈊鈒ina! 441 00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:10,749 Who? 442 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,114 Brown hair... 443 00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:15,595 M鈊鈒ina? 444 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,478 Cheeks like peaches... 445 00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:19,472 Scent of lilac... 446 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,873 - Little mole on her butt... - Shut up! 447 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,434 You're... you're Marin! 448 00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:31,108 - Barabulea Marin! - That's right, that's right. 449 00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:34,078 - You're M鈊鈒ina's... - Boyfriend! 450 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:42,594 What are you doing? 451 00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:43,789 Marin! 452 00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:56,793 Marin... Marin... 453 00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:01,593 Oh my God... 454 00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:03,512 Marin, don't get mad! 455 00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,631 Marin, calm down! 456 00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:08,758 Marin! Marin! Watch out! 457 00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:09,875 Marin! 458 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:12,119 Forgive me, I... 459 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:13,872 Forgive me, I didn't mean it. 460 00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:16,429 Marin, I'll activate my sword! Check this out! 461 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,233 Marin, stop it! What's this guy doing? 462 00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:23,715 No... No, Marin! 463 00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:42,038 Marin, calm down... Man... No! 464 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,436 Marin! Marin, don't! 465 00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:47,993 Marin! Marin! Marin! 466 00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:51,710 - Good job! - Yes! I got it right! 467 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:55,435 Excuse me. 468 00:44:58,600 --> 00:44:59,715 Excuse me. 469 00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:04,313 Go, go! Let me through! 470 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:13,315 Just a second, please. Just a second. 471 00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,591 Have you seen this kid by any chance 472 00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,476 Are you sure you haven't seen him? 473 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,431 Are you certain? 474 00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:14,595 - I'm dead meat. - Yup. What do you mean? 475 00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:16,239 Hey, what are you doing here? 476 00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:18,032 You promised you'd help me find my mother. 477 00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:20,879 Do you see my mother around here? If I were with my mom now, 478 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,195 I wouldn't be pestering you to help me find her. 479 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,635 Things would certainly be a lot better, wouldn't they? 480 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,438 - Shut your mouth! - Why would I shut my mouth if I... 481 00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:31,439 Shut your mouth! You're driving me crazy. Just shut your mouth! 482 00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,109 What do you want? 483 00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:40,678 Just open your mouth and say it. I don't understand anything. 484 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:42,472 Are we going to look for my mother? 485 00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:47,031 Let me give you some very important news: We aren't! Now get lost! 486 00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:53,753 Wait, wait, wait! Come here. 487 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:59,032 Do you know who's going to help you? That nice man over there, that's who. 488 00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:02,909 Do you see him? That guy I ran into a little earlier. 489 00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:06,272 - You see him? - Oh yes, the guy who beat you up. 490 00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,238 - He didn't beat me up! - Alright, he didn't. 491 00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:12,756 But you got beaten. I should know, I get beaten all the time. 492 00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:15,838 Just shut up! Shut... Now pay attention here. 493 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:19,953 You go to that guy and you tell him y lost your mama in the parking lot. 494 00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:22,111 Then you ask him to take you to the parking lot. You got that? 495 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:24,077 Go on, go! 496 00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:29,712 - Wait! - Should I stay or should I go? 497 00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:36,118 Your lunch break is just now? I hope you choke on your food! 498 00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:37,918 You go to him in about half an hour. 499 00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:39,593 I can't stay here another half an hour! 500 00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:41,591 - Half an hour! - My feet hurt! 501 00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:44,115 I ran a lot today! 502 00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:47,792 That's all you can say! 503 00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:52,638 - Alright, let me buy you a cake. - Let's go. 504 00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,269 Give me a clipper. Alright, get to work. 505 00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:04,275 This yellow one... 506 00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:05,833 - Connected. - Great. 507 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,719 Let me see... The left one... 508 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,355 Hurry up! We can't stay here till summer! 509 00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:14,833 What the hell... 510 00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:18,033 Goodbye security! 511 00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:19,435 And now... 512 00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:27,674 Goodbye security? 513 00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:34,276 Yes, but let's save it for later. We want to make a clean getaway. 514 00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:39,992 Excuse me, have you seen this little boy? 515 00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:51,554 Excuse me, have you seen this little boy? 516 00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:01,915 Please, could you help me look for him? 517 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:03,235 Sure, no problem. 518 00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:07,590 Give me your phone number and I'll call you when he turns up. 519 00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:12,550 I've been assigned to this particular area, this is my jurisdiction. 520 00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:15,436 I don't know how to put it, 521 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,716 but what's outside this perimeter is none of my concern. 522 00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:23,914 What can I say? Now you're mad at me... 523 00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:31,035 That's it. Come on. Come on. 524 00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:35,239 Shall I turn the key into the ignition? 525 00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:36,395 Yes. 526 00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:38,593 Go, go, go. 527 00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:46,879 - Shall I stop the engine? - Stop it. 528 00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:57,389 Wait... 529 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:02,748 - Where's that numskull Calistrat? - He's not here. 530 00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,599 - Hello, my respects. - Why aren't you here? 531 00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:08,472 What do you mean I'm not here? I'm here! 532 00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:10,989 How can you be here if you're there? 533 00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:14,157 - Dad, I'm here and you're there. - Alright, what do you want? 534 00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,748 I called you, but you didn't pick up. Maybe your phone was out of range. 535 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,030 - That was you? - Or maybe it was switched off. 536 00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:20,793 What's switched off? Tell me what you want. 537 00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:22,831 - We've got a problem. - What problem? 538 00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:24,439 Was Steaua defeated in the championship? 539 00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:25,515 What? 540 00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:27,949 Or is it the fact that we live in Romania and you're my son? 541 00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:30,640 Dad, I'm at the jewelry store, 542 00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:32,591 but it's closed and there's no one here. 543 00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:35,075 Oh my God... 544 00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:38,112 - You're at the jewelry store? - What is he doing... 545 00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:40,870 Yes, but it's closed and no one is here. 546 00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:43,913 It's a good thing you called me. Go get a lollypop! 547 00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:50,715 The complication got even more complicated. Santa ditched us. 548 00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:18,716 What do you want? Those cakes were too expensive, you saw it yourself. 549 00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:24,155 Where's Mrs. Santa? 550 00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,711 She's in Italy. 551 00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:31,038 I suppose she's already hooked up with some wop. 552 00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:32,639 Another Santa? 553 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:35,360 No. I'm the only one who has the "privilege" 554 00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:37,272 of wearing these clothes that crush my balls 555 00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:40,790 and this beard that gives me a rash. 556 00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:48,516 Is he a friend of yours? 557 00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:53,515 Even if I had a hundred friends, he wouldn't be one of them. 558 00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:57,155 But I don't have one hundred friends. I only have one. 559 00:51:57,320 --> 00:52:01,598 Listen, this friend of yours... Is he a sort of a punk 560 00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:05,349 or is he a sissy like you? 561 00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:12,755 Moki, this is Santa. Santa, this is Moki. 562 00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:15,997 I told you about him before. 563 00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,436 Is this Moki? 564 00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:32,274 Oh my God... He's one of those imaginary friends, right? 565 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,556 He's not imaginary, he does exist! 566 00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:37,188 Yeah, right, he sure does... 567 00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:39,276 What do you do, play soccer with him? 568 00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,868 Yes, but he has a hard time keeping the ball on the pitch. 569 00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:43,519 Can't this Moki character defend you 570 00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:45,995 against those bigger punks who beat the crap out of you? 571 00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:47,997 - Come a little closer. - Yeah... 572 00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:50,680 He tries to defend me, but he doesn't have enough muscle. 573 00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,115 The other boys don't even feel his punches. 574 00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:54,952 Hey, listen here! 575 00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:59,671 I think this Moki is actually a girl. 576 00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:05,909 A pretty big girl, too. 577 00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:07,871 No, he's two years and four days old. 578 00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:10,156 He's two years old? How do you know that? 579 00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:13,078 That's when my dad left. 580 00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:27,073 Can you find such a Moki in Italy? 581 00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:33,633 Bilkobiloba. 582 00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:36,475 - What did he say? - Bilkobiloba. 583 00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:38,949 That's what they're called over there 584 00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:44,391 I wonder if this Bilkobiloba ever plays soccer with my son. 585 00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:47,033 Do you know? 586 00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:07,390 Come on, come on. 587 00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:10,990 Let's not... Let's stay focused, we've got work to do. 588 00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:12,593 Pay attention! 589 00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:15,076 You go this way, you go this way and you go this way. 590 00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:17,077 Is that clear? Go! 591 00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,835 You said it was clear! Can't you do anything right? 592 00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:24,394 - What are you doing? - I'll go this way. 593 00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:29,193 Turn the key! 594 00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:33,639 That's right... 595 00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:38,836 Fire! Fire! 596 00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:08,239 Hello, good af... 597 00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:10,476 598 00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:14,673 599 00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:16,871 < We wish you a merry Christmas. > 600 00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:30,357 - If you were a kid... - I'm not? 601 00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:41,030 Would you love your dad no matter how he treated you? 602 00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:46,513 - Even if he left for good? - Or if you left because of him. 603 00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:50,996 I'm just saying, if you were a kid... 604 00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:53,231 Well, I am. 605 00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:58,834 Yes. I think I would. 606 00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,954 Listen, why don't you start looking for your son? 607 00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:08,190 You're a grownup, you can find him. 608 00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:10,715 I tried to look for my dad but I failed, 609 00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:13,718 because I'm just a kid and there are millions of people out there. 610 00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:16,434 I think there are even more in Italy. 611 00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:19,950 22 million people live in Romania, but do you know how many... 612 00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:29,593 Excuse me... I know this is the men's room. 613 00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:31,671 Have you seen this little boy? 614 00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:34,308 I apologize. My little boy got lost in the mall. 615 00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:37,034 I was thinking maybe you saw him around here. He's eight years old. 616 00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:39,628 No? Excuse me, have you seen this kid? 617 00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:47,160 Ma'am, as a security guard working at this mall, 618 00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:51,871 may I say that you're the most beautiful woman in this mall. 619 00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:56,513 I apologize, this is my first day here. 620 00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:59,038 Haven't you ever spoken Romanian before? 621 00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:02,556 Never... in the presence of such a beautiful woman as yourself. 622 00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:06,918 I apologize... How may I be of assistance? 623 00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:11,113 Please... 624 00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:15,678 Horatiu, my little boy, got lost around here. 625 00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:17,870 I've been trying to find him. 626 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:21,436 - Have you seen him by any chance? - I have. 627 00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:27,588 Come on. It's time for you to go to that guy 628 00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:29,915 who's going to help you find your mother. 629 00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:33,117 <- >Come on. <- >Stealing is wrong, you know. 630 00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:36,317 What did you say? Huh? 631 00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:39,438 If you steal, the cops will catch you and you'll end up in jail. 632 00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:41,670 Then you won't be able to find Bilkobiloba 633 00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:43,990 and find out where your son is. 634 00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:47,072 How do you know all these things? How? Tell me! 635 00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:49,879 Well, why did you get into a fight with that man who beat you up? 636 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:53,834 Wasn't it because you stole his girlfriend? 637 00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:08,316 You're right. I fuc... I mean I stole his girlfriend. 638 00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:11,519 - Well, stealing is wrong. - Indeed, it's wrong. 639 00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:14,632 If you steal, the cops will catch you and you'll end up in jail and... 640 00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:17,797 ...and I'll never find Bilkobiloba. I know. 641 00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:22,198 But how can you find an imaginary man if he doesn't exist? Huh? 642 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,831 What are you doing? 643 00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:27,474 Your beard doesn't exist, either, because it's not real. 644 00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:29,716 If it doesn't exist, then it couldn't have hurt you. 645 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:33,196 If it didn't hurt you, then you've got no reason to get mad at me. 646 00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:34,429 Stop pu... 647 00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:37,631 - You are mad, right? - No, I'm not. 648 00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:42,595 So it exists even though it doesn't exist. It makes sense, doesn't it? 649 00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:45,951 It exists even though it doesn't exist... 650 00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:52,471 I need to pee. 651 00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:00,599 So... 652 00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:02,837 He was... 653 00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:05,709 He was right over there. 654 00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:08,872 I mean... He was right here. 655 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:13,755 He was with a Santa who attacked me. I'm still trying to find that Santa. 656 00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:16,440 - The kid attacked me, too. - What? 657 00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:18,750 - Well, he used a toy car... - My son? He'd never do that! 658 00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:21,348 Ma'am, I'm trained to remember such details. 659 00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:24,836 There's no way my son could have attacked you. He's the sweetest kid! 660 00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:27,030 - The Stockholm syndrome! - What? 661 00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:28,479 The Stockholm syndrome! 662 00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:32,354 Kidnappers' victims become the kidnappers' accomplices! 663 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:36,310 - My son has been kidnapped? - I say it's possible. 664 00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:39,637 - Well, that's the bad news. - What's the good news? 665 00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:41,751 The good news is me. 666 00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:55,197 You don't need to pee anymore? 667 00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:01,558 Wait for Santa outside, alright? 668 01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:02,949 Horatiu! 669 01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:05,788 Come here, I'm waiting for you! 670 01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:09,515 I know you'll have to come here and pee eventually. 671 01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:12,992 Come on! I'm waiting for you! 672 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,752 Come on, Horatiu! 673 01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:19,156 As Santa Claus, I must tell you that it's not nice to hit other kids. 674 01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:21,350 Really? If you get on my nerves, 675 01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:23,277 I'll tell my dad and you'll get smacked as well! 676 01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:24,355 You don't say! 677 01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:28,519 I'm really terrified! 678 01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:39,316 And don't forget: Hygiene should be your number one priority! 679 01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:48,152 I think I saw Moki in the bathroom. 680 01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:50,077 He was kicking the living daylights out of your friend. 681 01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:52,236 Daddy! Daddy! 682 01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:57,435 Go! 683 01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:14,238 - That's him! - Yeah, I saw him. 684 01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:20,269 A kid is going to come to this table. His name is Horatiu. 685 01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:23,676 He got lost from his mother. Maybe you can help him somehow, OK? 686 01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:24,869 Sure, no problem. 687 01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:31,270 Come on, pull her! Grab her feet. 688 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,309 - Hello. - Luca... 689 01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:08,118 Wait a second. 690 01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:09,555 Luca! 691 01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:12,356 Mommy, there's someone on the phone. 692 01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:15,199 Who is it, sweetie? Hello! 693 01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:17,915 Hello. 694 01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:23,155 What... What... Give me... 695 01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:25,671 Who is this? 696 01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:31,034 - Who was it? - Nobody. 697 01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:32,713 Let's have a little chat! 698 01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:36,915 Come on, move it! 699 01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:49,436 - Why don't you want to call daddy? - How do you know it was daddy? 700 01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:51,431 I heard his voice. 701 01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:53,318 How could you hear his voice, if nobody talked? 702 01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:55,072 He did talk. 703 01:02:56,040 --> 01:03:00,397 - What did he say? - He said he wanted to talk to you. 704 01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:08,430 - Do you want to talk to daddy? - I do. 705 01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:11,868 Alright, then let's call daddy. 706 01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:19,155 Stay a little while longer, buddy. 707 01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:32,678 Daddy's not answering the phone. 708 01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:35,875 Now pay attention, buddy. 709 01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:39,476 I'm here and my happiness is over there. 710 01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:43,070 Do you know what stands between me and my happiness? 711 01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:45,909 A wonderful Christmas wreath? 712 01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:50,551 No. I'm talking about you. 713 01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:55,519 Now can you tell me why I'm here talking to you, 714 01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:58,837 instead of filling my pockets with diamonds? 715 01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:00,712 Diamonds are just rocks, 716 01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:03,912 but what we've got here is true friendship. 717 01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:11,191 I changed my mind and that's that. 718 01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:16,195 Dare I ask what made you change your mind? 719 01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:20,198 Something that exists even though it doesn't exist. 720 01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:28,634 You can't change your mind, buddy. 721 01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:33,311 Why not? The contractor doesn't do the job, the customer doesn't pay. 722 01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:37,149 You see, this job isn't like any other one. 723 01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:40,078 The only similarity is that you may go into early retirement, 724 01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:42,629 and that's about it. 725 01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:45,195 Let me go! Come on! 726 01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:48,439 Are you trying to cop a feel under the table? 727 01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:52,798 I'm not that kind of guy, you know. It's not going to be easy. 728 01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:58,314 - Really tense atmosphere, huh? - Let me go! 729 01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:01,636 Leave me alone! 730 01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:07,070 Santa's got some good news. 731 01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:10,829 Listen, he wouldn't happen to be your illegitimate child, would he? 732 01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:12,359 I've never seen this kid before. 733 01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:14,516 See? I told you there was more than one Santa in the mall, 734 01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:16,551 but you're the only real one. 735 01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:24,234 You and Seed go back to the store and finish the job. 736 01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:27,830 - When Seed calls me, the kid... - Horatiu Andrei. 737 01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:31,032 Horatiu, that's such a beautiful name... 738 01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:32,795 ...meets you. 739 01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:34,639 Otherwise... 740 01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:38,549 Do you really want to know the outcome? 741 01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:42,229 That would be a pity. We'd ruin the holiday spirit... 742 01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:45,111 What are you doing with the kid? 743 01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:47,470 You give me the diamond, I give you the kid. 744 01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:49,318 Come on, take the kid and beat it! 745 01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:52,432 - What are you doing? - Stop, my friend! 746 01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:57,272 Horatiu! Come on, move it! 747 01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:07,353 Have you seen this little boy? He got lost in the mall. 748 01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:09,352 If he turns up, please notify Security. 749 01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:11,277 - Yes, of course. - Thank you, goodbye. 750 01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:13,518 You haven't? Alright, good boy. 751 01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:19,119 - Nothing... - Shall we try the first floor? 752 01:06:19,240 --> 01:06:20,389 Yes, by all means. 753 01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:32,239 Excuse me, have you seen this little boy? 754 01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:34,749 Was he around here? 755 01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:36,235 No. No. 756 01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:40,035 Sorry! 757 01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:42,470 That way! 758 01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:44,238 This is my phone number. 759 01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:47,238 If he turns up, please let me know and I'll come here immediately. 760 01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:48,315 Thank you. 761 01:06:57,360 --> 01:06:58,679 This is my phone number. 762 01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:00,119 And this is the number at the security headquarters. 763 01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:01,918 - Goodbye. - Sure, alright. 764 01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:14,392 765 01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:17,910 766 01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:29,391 How could I just lose my son? 767 01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:33,269 What was I thinking when I left him there all alone? 768 01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:46,596 I didn't even get to buy that robot t wanted so bad. 769 01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:54,278 Ma'am... Carmen... 770 01:07:58,600 --> 01:07:59,874 Carmen. 771 01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:06,559 We need to work as a team. Two pairs of eyes are better than one 772 01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:13,670 But you know what's better than two pairs of eyes? 36 pairs of eyes 773 01:08:14,960 --> 01:08:18,236 Horatiu is going to get his robot. 774 01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:25,035 You must trust me. 775 01:08:26,440 --> 01:08:27,668 Please. 776 01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:44,749 Come on! 777 01:08:59,880 --> 01:09:02,952 If you scream, you go back into the sack. Is that clear? 778 01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:04,399 Yes. 779 01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:18,995 Do you have hamburgers and French fries and soda at the North Pole? 780 01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:22,799 - We do. - We sure do. 781 01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,468 What kind of meat do you use for the hamburgers? 782 01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:28,148 Blue seal, moose? 783 01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:31,110 No, the hamburger animal. 784 01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:35,596 Fried, your Majesty. 785 01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:39,679 You can't be fried at the North Pole. You have to be frozen. 786 01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:42,355 Are you frozen or are you thawed? 787 01:09:42,480 --> 01:09:44,436 He's not Santa Claus and he doesn't live at the North Pole. 788 01:09:44,560 --> 01:09:47,120 <- >No more questions! <- >Alright. 789 01:10:02,440 --> 01:10:04,988 Did you fall asleep down there? 790 01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:06,474 No. 791 01:10:08,040 --> 01:10:11,715 I knew you weren't real! You don't even have a sled! 792 01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:15,634 - You have a blue car... - Cyan! 793 01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:20,038 - The license plate is B-01-A-S-S. - Ass! Have a French fry. 794 01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:36,718 Alright, alright, that's enough! 795 01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:38,239 Look, I'm sorry. 796 01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:41,477 I wanted to help you, but I can't do it anymore 797 01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:45,354 because I'm a law-abiding citizen, a model citizen, in fact. 798 01:10:45,480 --> 01:10:47,038 I... Where does it hurt? 799 01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:50,311 Uh-oh... What are you doing? 800 01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:54,630 Two types of criminals get nervous before a job: 801 01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:58,036 Idiots and undercover cops! 802 01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:01,994 You grabbed me by the back of my neck just like the pigs do. 803 01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:04,998 So please go to hell and leave me alone! 804 01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:07,555 - Do you even know who I am? - Who are you? Kojak? 805 01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:10,069 I'm Sergeant Buruian? of the Bucharest Police. 806 01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:11,155 You don't say! 807 01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:13,192 I've been after Vandame for 9 months. 808 01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:15,151 I need to catch him in the act. You must help me. 809 01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:16,952 If I catch him in the act, I'll make captain! 810 01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:19,674 If I don't, you end up in jail and I'll make sure the guys 811 01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:22,314 get to scratch your bellybutton from the inside out! 812 01:11:22,440 --> 01:11:25,432 What am I accused of? Forged facial hair? 813 01:11:25,560 --> 01:11:27,676 - Listen to me, you scumbag... - Stop shaking me! 814 01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:32,396 I've got a weak prostate. The suspens might make me pee on you, copper! 815 01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:37,628 You're such a bastard! 816 01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:46,634 The kid knows the number on Vandame's car license plate. 817 01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:49,878 818 01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:10,676 Is this what you meant by 36 pairs of eyes? 819 01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:13,997 Yes. I told you we'd find him. 820 01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:32,194 You'd better know what you're doing. 821 01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:36,995 - Listen, what's that? - Where? 822 01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:38,189 There. 823 01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:41,437 Where? It's just balloons. 824 01:12:42,080 --> 01:12:44,594 It's got four independent motion sensors. 825 01:12:44,760 --> 01:12:49,197 I deactivated three of them. I'm still working on the fourth. 826 01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:52,716 The problem is that it's right in front of a jewelry store. 827 01:12:53,560 --> 01:12:56,757 All you need to do is distract the clerks for ten seconds. 828 01:12:56,960 --> 01:12:58,996 That's all I need. 829 01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:14,635 Wait! 830 01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:19,228 Bravo! Bravo... 831 01:13:21,680 --> 01:13:22,635 Do you have the code? 832 01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:24,951 A little more! Just a little more... 833 01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:26,877 Give me the kid and I'll give you the code. 834 01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:29,036 - Listen, buddy... - No, you listen, buddy! 835 01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:31,834 A little more... Bravo! 836 01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:34,913 A little more... 837 01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:38,032 This is the Santa who was with Horatiu. 838 01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:41,597 If I don't get the kid, you don't get the code, is that clear? 839 01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:44,553 This is Headquarters, come in! 840 01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:46,472 Yes, this is Barabulea Marin. Go ahead, Headquarters. 841 01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:47,993 Headquarters to... 842 01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:50,955 Come on. 843 01:13:53,280 --> 01:13:56,909 You get a call, I dictate the code and that takes care of the alarm. 844 01:13:57,040 --> 01:13:59,508 Code green! I repeat, code green! Child abduction! 845 01:13:59,720 --> 01:14:02,234 The suspects are wearing Santa suits. 846 01:14:02,360 --> 01:14:04,920 With white stripes made by the snow on the sled. 847 01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:07,793 Yes, one of them has white stripes on his behind... 848 01:14:07,960 --> 01:14:10,394 His buttocks, for those of you whose only taste of college was high school 849 01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:13,478 The suspects are in front of the jewelry store. 850 01:14:13,640 --> 01:14:16,359 - Be careful. We'll meet again. - I bet we will. 851 01:14:16,480 --> 01:14:18,630 - Kiss your wife for me. - I'm single. 852 01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:22,076 <- >Then kiss my ass! <- > You fucking bastard... 853 01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:36,990 You give me the child, I give you the code. 854 01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:39,509 - I'd like to... - I know your lines. 855 01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:42,990 It's my way or the highway. 856 01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:46,990 Listen to him, he's Santa Claus! 857 01:14:48,160 --> 01:14:50,196 Of course I am. 858 01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:55,871 - Horatiu, let's go look for mommy. <- >The code. 859 01:15:01,800 --> 01:15:05,157 - Three... - Listen carefully! Three... 860 01:15:07,040 --> 01:15:08,996 - Zero... - Zero... 861 01:15:09,840 --> 01:15:11,751 - Two... - Two... 862 01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:14,075 - Three. - Three. 863 01:15:20,040 --> 01:15:22,508 - It's working! - It's working! 864 01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:24,472 It's working! 865 01:15:27,160 --> 01:15:29,196 Run, Horatiu, run! 866 01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:33,395 Dad... 867 01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:46,354 - Go after them! - Yes, yes... 868 01:15:56,240 --> 01:15:57,958 No, that's the echo. 869 01:15:58,080 --> 01:15:59,718 The alarm went off at the jewelry store downstairs. 870 01:15:59,840 --> 01:16:01,717 Let's take a shortcut! 871 01:16:02,160 --> 01:16:04,116 That little devil! 872 01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:09,710 I go this way, you go that way. We'll catch them halfway. 873 01:16:14,520 --> 01:16:16,192 Come on, come on! 874 01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:31,951 Yes! I did it! It worked! 875 01:16:33,960 --> 01:16:36,315 Chew some leaves, you have a bad breath! 876 01:16:58,480 --> 01:17:02,029 Come on, sweetie. Do what I taught yo and you'll be alright. 877 01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:06,995 They have to be around here! Look carefully! 878 01:17:14,120 --> 01:17:16,031 Don't you signal before taking a turn? 879 01:17:16,160 --> 01:17:17,434 What do you want? 880 01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:20,358 That's why accidents happen, because people don't follow the rules! 881 01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:23,114 - That's what my mom says. - Some other time, Horatiu. 882 01:17:24,440 --> 01:17:27,318 - Come on, just a little signal. - Horatiu, stay there! 883 01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:32,397 The car! They're in the car! 884 01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:37,389 - Excuse us... - My shopping cart! 885 01:17:37,560 --> 01:17:38,595 Shut up! 886 01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:46,593 - A shopping cart is following us! - Who? 887 01:17:48,840 --> 01:17:50,353 A shopping cart! 888 01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:53,755 Come on! 889 01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:55,074 There he is! 890 01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:56,874 Out of the way! 891 01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:02,275 Jump! 892 01:18:07,400 --> 01:18:10,119 That way! No, that way! Back! 893 01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:11,548 Come on! 894 01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:16,669 Run, run! 895 01:18:21,680 --> 01:18:23,910 The clerk told me that there was a big commotion around here. 896 01:18:24,040 --> 01:18:26,031 Anyway, the alarm went off accidental 897 01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:28,230 Still I don't understand why. I mean, this is a multi-zone alarm. 898 01:18:28,360 --> 01:18:29,634 What about Horatiu? 899 01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:31,950 - They saw him. - They did? 900 01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:35,390 They did. He was with three Santas. 901 01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:37,274 Three Santas... 902 01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:59,036 Run, run, run! 903 01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:02,276 Here, here! 904 01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:08,436 You just had to signal... Look what mess you got us into! 905 01:19:08,600 --> 01:19:10,875 I only wanted to do the right thing... 906 01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:14,116 I want my mommy! 907 01:19:14,960 --> 01:19:16,951 Come on, sit down. 908 01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:18,235 Come here. 909 01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:23,713 Did you and Moki ever pretend you were fighting in a war? 910 01:19:23,880 --> 01:19:24,949 We did. 911 01:19:25,080 --> 01:19:27,275 Well, this time, we're not pretending. 912 01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:30,949 Those Santas over there are the enemy. On your knees! 913 01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:37,239 Private Horatiu, you are hereby promoted to the rank of captain! 914 01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:40,949 You just took out some of them. 915 01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:43,509 I liked that thing you did with their shoelaces. That was great. 916 01:19:43,640 --> 01:19:45,995 You fought dirty, but effectively. 917 01:19:46,840 --> 01:19:49,479 You mean we're friends? 918 01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:55,308 We're more than friends. We're brothers in arms, we're allies 919 01:19:55,880 --> 01:19:59,795 Is that right? I got your back, you got my back. 920 01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:02,271 - Is that clear? - Yes. 921 01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:05,790 - Say it again! Is that clear? - Yes! 922 01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:10,868 You go in there. Two of you go that way. 923 01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:13,355 One of you must stay behind. 924 01:20:22,720 --> 01:20:26,235 - Oh, I'm so scared! - Hasta la vista, Santa! 925 01:20:26,840 --> 01:20:27,829 Oil? 926 01:20:32,680 --> 01:20:34,398 I'm burning! 927 01:20:56,160 --> 01:20:57,195 Run! 928 01:20:58,120 --> 01:21:00,475 Come here! Come here! 929 01:21:00,680 --> 01:21:02,671 Listen to me! You have to get out of the building. 930 01:21:02,840 --> 01:21:04,193 Things are getting pretty ugly. 931 01:21:04,320 --> 01:21:07,039 What about you? This is no joke, these guys are bad! 932 01:21:07,160 --> 01:21:09,469 They're not even real Santas! 933 01:21:11,360 --> 01:21:15,956 One, two, three... I see a lot of guy dressed like that guy who beat you up 934 01:21:31,560 --> 01:21:33,437 - Jeepu! - You've got problems? 935 01:21:35,560 --> 01:21:37,790 - Announce everyone! - Horatiu, come with me. 936 01:21:39,480 --> 01:21:41,914 - 5.9 feet, brown hair... - What about him? 937 01:21:45,440 --> 01:21:48,716 Listen! I'm not helping you unless you grant me my wish! 938 01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:51,354 - Is that clear? - Yes, of course I will... 939 01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:52,555 Come on, come on! 940 01:21:57,560 --> 01:21:59,790 - Vandame... - No, the security guards! 941 01:21:59,920 --> 01:22:01,035 There they are! 942 01:22:02,720 --> 01:22:05,712 - Where are we going? - Keep your mouth shut! 943 01:22:06,360 --> 01:22:10,114 - Where are they going? - I believe they're going this way. 944 01:22:10,520 --> 01:22:11,669 Come on. 945 01:22:18,120 --> 01:22:19,235 Excuse me. 946 01:22:23,120 --> 01:22:25,076 Where's the kid? 947 01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:28,671 I don't know, I'm Santa Claus. 948 01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:32,996 Where is my son? 949 01:22:36,080 --> 01:22:38,992 - He went that way... - That way... 950 01:22:49,080 --> 01:22:52,038 - Now what? What is this? - Go! 951 01:23:08,920 --> 01:23:11,832 - Did you see a Santa with a kid? - No. 952 01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:14,389 Where am I? 953 01:23:19,040 --> 01:23:20,075 This is my home. 954 01:23:20,200 --> 01:23:21,189 < Where are the security guards? > 955 01:23:21,320 --> 01:23:23,629 Sir, all the guards are now under my command. 956 01:23:23,760 --> 01:23:26,479 <- Are you looking for trouble? > - No sir, I'm looking for a kid. 957 01:23:26,600 --> 01:23:28,318 Yeah, it's your home alright. 958 01:23:28,440 --> 01:23:31,352 I see you swiped everything you could get your hands on. 959 01:23:31,600 --> 01:23:34,068 - We're next to the dressing cabins! - Next to what? 960 01:23:34,200 --> 01:23:36,111 The dressing cabins! 961 01:23:36,920 --> 01:23:39,912 - You could lose your job. - Yes, but it's worth it. 962 01:23:49,480 --> 01:23:51,072 What are you looking at? Move it! 963 01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:54,236 You god damned thug... I'll find you. 964 01:23:59,120 --> 01:24:01,998 Vandame, over here! He's here! 965 01:24:04,680 --> 01:24:08,309 You want to trigger the alarm so the pigs can come and bust me? 966 01:24:10,120 --> 01:24:12,588 Does that undercover ear of your hurt, pig? 967 01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:15,392 - You're a cop? - I'm not! 968 01:24:15,640 --> 01:24:17,153 He is! 969 01:24:17,400 --> 01:24:18,799 A cop? 970 01:24:36,640 --> 01:24:38,437 If you poke me in the eye, I'll tear you to pieces! 971 01:24:47,720 --> 01:24:49,950 Congratulations! Congratulations! 972 01:24:50,160 --> 01:24:53,277 You're a winner in our new Christmas promotional campaign! 973 01:24:53,440 --> 01:24:54,395 Wait! 974 01:24:56,920 --> 01:24:59,673 You've gained some experience and... 975 01:25:03,480 --> 01:25:06,119 Wait! Stay here! 976 01:25:06,840 --> 01:25:09,520 Leave me alone! What are you doing? 977 01:25:09,760 --> 01:25:11,671 Cut that out! 978 01:25:13,920 --> 01:25:15,956 - Stop kicking! - Help me! 979 01:25:22,520 --> 01:25:25,034 I apologize, this is my first day at work. 980 01:25:25,160 --> 01:25:27,720 I was supposed to warn you before getting into action. 981 01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:30,600 Please evacuate the perimeter! This is a law enforcement operation! 982 01:25:30,720 --> 01:25:32,358 - Horatiu... - Please! 983 01:25:32,480 --> 01:25:34,072 Give me the handcuffs. 984 01:25:34,200 --> 01:25:36,111 - Evacuate the perimeter! - Yes, sir. 985 01:25:36,240 --> 01:25:37,798 - But... But... - Evacuate the perimeter! 986 01:25:37,960 --> 01:25:40,997 - But... But... - The dinosaur... 987 01:25:44,120 --> 01:25:46,759 - Where is the boy? - Where is Horatiu? 988 01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:50,350 - Where is Horatiu? - Tell Moki I'm coming... 989 01:25:50,560 --> 01:25:53,028 - I'm going to... - Moki... Wait! 990 01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:55,877 - Wait! - Why? 991 01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:57,638 Horatiu never tells anyone about Moki. 992 01:25:57,760 --> 01:26:00,274 If he told him, that means he trusted him. 993 01:26:00,400 --> 01:26:01,549 Horatiu... 994 01:26:03,800 --> 01:26:05,233 Horatiu is the dinosaur. He's the dinosaur! 995 01:26:05,400 --> 01:26:07,709 Take these thinks off my hands... Take them off! 996 01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:11,195 This is my first arrest. The keys are in the locker room... 997 01:26:11,320 --> 01:26:14,710 If they leave the mall, we'll never catch them! Take them off! 998 01:26:19,200 --> 01:26:20,235 What are you doing? Are you blind? 999 01:26:20,360 --> 01:26:22,590 Horatiu, why did I leave you alone? 1000 01:26:22,720 --> 01:26:25,951 Horatiu wasn't alone. Horatiu is my friend. 1001 01:26:31,520 --> 01:26:32,999 Excuse me! 1002 01:26:39,680 --> 01:26:42,638 Everyone at the ground floor! Go downstairs! Go! 1003 01:26:43,320 --> 01:26:45,834 - Down there! - At the food court! Go! 1004 01:26:46,120 --> 01:26:47,269 There! 1005 01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:16,592 Out of the way, Horatiu! 1006 01:27:29,920 --> 01:27:31,478 - What are you doing? - No! 1007 01:27:31,600 --> 01:27:33,272 What are you doing? 1008 01:27:40,160 --> 01:27:41,513 - Mommy! - My baby! 1009 01:27:44,280 --> 01:27:46,794 Mommy, I was with Santa and Jeepu. 1010 01:27:46,920 --> 01:27:49,593 A bunch of Santas chased us, but they weren't real! 1011 01:27:49,760 --> 01:27:51,671 - It was great! - Really? 1012 01:28:28,640 --> 01:28:31,757 - It'll go like the wind, right? - Absolutely! 1013 01:28:32,200 --> 01:28:33,269 Come on. 1014 01:28:45,520 --> 01:28:46,999 Alright, go! 1015 01:28:53,960 --> 01:28:56,838 So this guy and this... No, this woman... 1016 01:28:57,000 --> 01:29:00,788 I didn't do anything. A Santa made me trip and a mad woman maced me. 1017 01:29:03,120 --> 01:29:04,712 Alright, alright, thanks. 1018 01:29:06,960 --> 01:29:08,393 You didn't want to help me catch him in the act. 1019 01:29:08,520 --> 01:29:09,953 Well I'm going to help you with the cooler! 1020 01:29:10,120 --> 01:29:12,156 If you don't mind... 1021 01:29:12,880 --> 01:29:15,474 Buddy, I'm a cop. A real one, you know? 1022 01:29:15,640 --> 01:29:19,349 This guy is an accomplice in an attempted robbery case. 1023 01:29:19,920 --> 01:29:22,150 - Wait... - Excuse me. 1024 01:29:22,280 --> 01:29:24,840 Maybe I was mislead by the fact that I've got a recording 1025 01:29:24,960 --> 01:29:28,919 which shows that the two of you are accomplices. 1026 01:29:29,040 --> 01:29:32,510 - What recording? Where... - The surveillance cameras... 1027 01:29:36,760 --> 01:29:39,877 - Do those cameras record sound? - Not a whimper, nada. 1028 01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:45,554 Not to mention that you endangered a kid's life. 1029 01:29:47,360 --> 01:29:50,591 I'm not an expert, but I believe you are in deep shit... 1030 01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:53,638 ...as a real cop would say. 1031 01:29:56,360 --> 01:29:57,554 Goodbye! 1032 01:30:20,520 --> 01:30:22,750 I think I owe you a Christmas present. 1033 01:30:22,920 --> 01:30:25,957 I won't be able to go down the chimney tonight. 1034 01:30:26,080 --> 01:30:29,755 Are you going back to Titan now? 1035 01:30:31,920 --> 01:30:34,354 No, I'm going back to the North Pole. 1036 01:30:34,520 --> 01:30:36,795 But I've got to stop by the hospital first. 1037 01:30:36,960 --> 01:30:39,758 - Yes, you've got a few broken ribs... - That's right. 1038 01:30:39,960 --> 01:30:42,952 Where does it hurt? Excuse me... 1039 01:30:43,400 --> 01:30:47,791 I'm glad for Horatiu... I mean the escalators... 1040 01:30:49,080 --> 01:30:50,035 It was intense. 1041 01:31:01,320 --> 01:31:02,514 Thank you. 1042 01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:07,429 I just did my job. When there's a felon in here, I... 1043 01:31:08,560 --> 01:31:10,630 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 1044 01:31:15,080 --> 01:31:17,594 Otherwise, the mall is a peaceful place. 1045 01:31:17,760 --> 01:31:22,276 I mean, if you want to grab a cup of coffee or go to a movie... 1046 01:31:22,440 --> 01:31:26,274 They're showing some good movies during the holidays... 1047 01:31:28,120 --> 01:31:29,553 Is that an invitation? 1048 01:31:29,680 --> 01:31:32,353 No, because Mr. Carmen would get mad and... 1049 01:31:32,640 --> 01:31:35,234 There is no Mr. Carmen. 1050 01:31:35,360 --> 01:31:39,319 - There isn't? - And I do like Christmas movies. 1051 01:31:42,160 --> 01:31:43,354 Me too. 1052 01:31:46,040 --> 01:31:47,234 I mean... 1053 01:31:53,280 --> 01:31:55,669 Will you handle him? 1054 01:31:55,800 --> 01:31:58,678 If mom's laughing, that's a good sign. 1055 01:31:59,560 --> 01:32:03,599 Maybe he knows how to play soccer. I could use a real teammate. 1056 01:32:03,720 --> 01:32:06,951 You think this guy knows how to play soccer? 1057 01:32:07,160 --> 01:32:10,948 Anyway, it's a good thing I found my mom. Otherwise... 1058 01:32:12,360 --> 01:32:15,033 You sure are good at returning lost children to your parents. 1059 01:32:15,200 --> 01:32:18,510 Are you going to look for your son as well? 1060 01:32:18,720 --> 01:32:19,948 Luca? 1061 01:32:22,480 --> 01:32:25,870 I don't think he wants to see me again. 1062 01:32:26,760 --> 01:32:29,320 It's been a very long time anyway. 1063 01:32:29,480 --> 01:32:33,837 Well I'd never seen you until today. And I'm not even your son. 1064 01:32:34,000 --> 01:32:37,515 But still I'd like to see you again. I'll go with you, if you want. 1065 01:32:37,640 --> 01:32:39,312 We'll look for him together. 1066 01:32:39,440 --> 01:32:42,671 Even though you're not the real Santa Claus... 1067 01:32:43,560 --> 01:32:46,916 If there is such a thing as a real Santa... 1068 01:32:50,680 --> 01:32:52,875 A friend told me... 1069 01:32:54,840 --> 01:32:57,115 ...that some things exist... 1070 01:33:00,120 --> 01:33:02,839 ...even though they don't exist. 1071 01:33:09,400 --> 01:33:10,628 Horatiu! 1072 01:33:13,040 --> 01:33:14,632 Alright, I'm coming. 1073 01:33:34,560 --> 01:33:35,959 Nice! Come on, open it! 1074 01:33:38,560 --> 01:33:39,709 Listen... 1075 01:33:41,640 --> 01:33:43,949 Sorry about M鈊鈒ina... 1076 01:33:45,200 --> 01:33:47,191 Don't be sorry. In fact, thank you! 1077 01:33:48,360 --> 01:33:51,158 And please take care... Take care of Horatiu. 1078 01:33:52,160 --> 01:33:53,559 I will. 1079 01:33:54,040 --> 01:33:55,712 Alright, alright, alright. 1080 01:33:59,040 --> 01:34:01,713 Is that our car? 1081 01:34:02,280 --> 01:34:03,508 Do you like it? 1082 01:34:03,640 --> 01:34:06,029 - Yes... - It's nice. 1083 01:34:41,160 --> 01:34:42,275 Come on... 1084 01:35:23,600 --> 01:35:26,273 - Hello. - It's me. 1085 01:35:26,720 --> 01:35:28,312 Merry Christmas. 1086 01:35:28,520 --> 01:35:32,229 Or "Buon Natale", or whatever you say over there. 1087 01:35:32,400 --> 01:35:36,075 Yes... Merry Christmas to you, too. How are you? Are you alright? 1088 01:35:36,520 --> 01:35:38,670 Yes, now I'm alright. 1089 01:35:40,240 --> 01:35:42,196 - Is Luca there? - Yes, he's here. 1090 01:35:43,840 --> 01:35:44,909 Luca, come here. 1091 01:35:51,800 --> 01:35:52,789 It's your daddy. 1092 01:35:53,600 --> 01:35:56,353 - How are you, daddy? - How are you, my son? 1093 01:35:56,600 --> 01:35:57,794 I'm alright. 1094 01:35:57,960 --> 01:35:59,996 - Do you have a cold? - No. 1095 01:36:00,280 --> 01:36:02,874 Then why does it sound like your nose is clogged up? 1096 01:36:03,000 --> 01:36:04,274 Itjust does. 1097 01:36:05,640 --> 01:36:08,154 Well, I called Luca and now I'm on the phone 1098 01:36:08,280 --> 01:36:11,829 with a baby elephant whose trunk is full of... 1099 01:36:16,040 --> 01:36:18,474 Daddy, come visit us. I miss you. 1100 01:36:22,760 --> 01:36:24,876 I miss my baby elephant, too. 1101 01:36:52,880 --> 01:36:54,393 Did you hear the bell? 1102 01:36:54,520 --> 01:36:56,518 Somebody's wish was granted! 1103 01:36:57,080 --> 01:36:59,753 - Do you know what Santa brought me? - What did he bring you, son? 1104 01:36:59,880 --> 01:37:02,952 A remote controlled car with an antenna and a train. 1105 01:37:03,360 --> 01:37:06,909 Don't you want to come see them? Mommy would like to see you, too. 1106 01:37:09,480 --> 01:37:11,152 Here, you can talk to mommy. 1107 01:37:19,760 --> 01:37:20,715 Hello. 1108 01:37:23,440 --> 01:37:24,839 Don't forget to bring some Christmas cake 1109 01:37:25,000 --> 01:37:26,797 when you come by, alright? 1110 01:37:27,600 --> 01:37:29,989 I'll bring a lot of Christmas cakes. 1111 01:37:39,480 --> 01:37:43,393 - What's ringing out there? - It's Santa's bell. 1112 01:37:47,440 --> 01:37:49,635 I've got two special guests on my show today. 1113 01:37:49,760 --> 01:37:52,638 They're the protagonists of the mall incident. 1114 01:37:52,760 --> 01:37:57,276 You all saw it on the news, so please welcome Horatiu and Jeepu. 1115 01:37:58,040 --> 01:38:01,430 That's kind of like "Gicu", only with a "p", right? 1116 01:38:01,600 --> 01:38:04,114 It's "Jeepu", bro! Is that so hard? 1117 01:38:04,240 --> 01:38:06,668 It's not hard, bro. "Jeepu", right? 1118 01:38:06,840 --> 01:38:07,829 Right. 1119 01:38:08,000 --> 01:38:11,197 Tell me what happened at the mall. 1120 01:38:14,760 --> 01:38:17,718 Your wish, Jeepu, your wish! 1121 01:38:21,480 --> 01:38:23,596 I've got something I want to say to the entire country. 1122 01:38:23,720 --> 01:38:25,312 Go ahead. The entire country's watching us. 1123 01:38:25,440 --> 01:38:28,398 If that's your wish, we'll be happy to listen to you. 1124 01:38:28,800 --> 01:38:29,835 Merry Christmas! 85264

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