All language subtitles for Younger.S06E01.Big.Day.720p.WEBRip.2CH.x265.HEVC-PSA

- ♪ It ain't my fault

♪ That I'm out here
gettin' loose ♪

♪ Gotta blame it
on the Goose ♪

♪ Gotta blame it
on my juice, baby ♪

♪ It ain't my fault

♪ That I'm out here
making news ♪

- Good morning.

- Good morning.

- ♪ Ya-ya-ee

♪ Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee

- Ow.

[groans]
- Are you okay?

- We gotta talk about your bed.

- What's wrong with my bed?

- It's somewhat child-size.

- It's cozy.

- Ooh, my neck
says differently.

Ah.

- I know why your neck
is sore.

And thank you.

- Mm.

- ♪ Blame it on my juice

♪ Blame it, blame it
on my juice ♪

♪ Ya-ya-ee

- Mm-kay.

As much as I would love to...

- Big day.

- Big day.

- Yeah.
[inhales deeply]

- This must be weird for you.

- I'm fine.

I'm looking forward
to having some free time.

And I'm going to start by
reading the entire newspaper.

- They still make those?

- And then, uh...

I may just go buy
my girlfriend

a real bed.

- Well, as long as you're in it
when she gets home,

she won't complain.

- [sighs]

Have a wonderful day.

And tell Kelsey that she
can call me anytime.

[Danger Twins'
"LOVE [L.O.V.E.]"]

Bye.
- Love you.

- ♪ Just a little bit
of love ♪

♪ Makes the world go round

- ♪ Makes the world
go round ♪

- And he didn't say anything?

- I didn't give him a chance.

- You just walked out?

- No, it was more like I threw
a verbal grenade and ran.

- Ah, finally. Hi.

- Wait, I thought you were
joking about the steadicam.

- No, no. I'm shooting her
for social today.

- Hi.

- Can we hurry?
It's freezing out here.

- Kelsey, listen to me.

You are a role model
for every young girl

with an English degree
who wants to believe

that she didn't throw away
four years of her life, okay?

You are the youngest publisher
in New York right now,

and you are defining
a cultural moment.

We have to do this right.

- Don't oversell me, because
I'm nervous enough as it is.

- Project confidence,

because everyone
is secretly shitting inside.

- Who said that?
- You did,

my first week at work,
and I'll never forget it.

- Oh.
- You got this, Kels.

- Cute. Okay, now let's
get an entrance.

- Okay.
- Yes.

Good, great.
Now--wait, wait, wait.

Kelsey, now look back like,

"I own this skyscraper
and everything in it."

- No.

- Kelsey, no--wait.
Kelsey, this is important.

- ♪ I was born for this

[funky music]

♪ Born for this

- Yes, I love it.

I love it. I love it.
I love it.

I love it.

- Good morning, ladies.

It's your big day, Kelsey.

Ms. Heller,

this is a surprise.

- Kelsey hired Lauren

as our social media strategist.

- It's more
of a consulting position,

but I'd love to discuss it
with you further.

- Yeah, I'm a--I'm a big
value-add for you, Zommy.

- You call the shots, Kelsey.

You're the boss.

♪

[soft dramatic music]

♪

- [sighs]
- Uh, be honest.

How many times did you two
clear this desk?

- [scoffs]

We didn't.

I mean, we alm--we almost--
we almost did.

- Okay, your lying game
used to be so much stronger.

You okay?

- I am so happy for you,
Kelsey.

And I will do everything
I can to support you.

It's just,
he gave up a lot for me.

- Yeah, he did.

I know that this
is his family legacy,

and we're gonna make it
stronger than it's ever been.

- [chuckles softly]
I love you.

[VALA's "I've Got Me"]

♪

- Aww.
You didn't even run away.

- [laughs]

- ♪ Running the scene,
I'm her majesty queen ♪

♪ Bring them all
to their knees, I'm a killer ♪

♪ The edge of your seat,
you like what you see ♪

♪ I'm a thriller

- Well, hello.

- Hi.
You must be Maggie.

- Wow.
The height I expected,

but she failed
to mention the abs.

- [laughs]
- Don't worry.

The male form does
very little for me.

Come sit down.

- Ah.

- So...

Liza's been through a lot.

- Uh, yeah, I'm aware.

- And from what I understand,
so have you.

- I have.

- Well, sometimes
it makes two people

perfect for each other.

- Hmm.

- And other times,
those two people

can drag each other down
like anchors.

- I would never
do that to Liza.

- No one ever does it
on purpose.

[electronic pop music]

- ♪ Well, well, well

♪

- You know, I didn't
even know I was pregnant

until I was, like...

13 weeks along.
- Oh.

- And when I found out,
I wanted to tell you.

But it's such a difficult
conversation to have.

And then I felt the baby kick.

And for the first time,
everything seemed real,

and I knew I had to tell you.

- Wait, wait,
you felt the baby kick?

- It happens all the time.

Would you like to feel?

- Uh...

yeah.

Yeah, I'd love to.

- There.

- Oh!
- [laughs]

[soft music]

- Wow.

[laughs]

- [laughs]

- [sighs]

[object bangs on desk]

[knocking]
- Hello.

- I can't believe
I have an office,

an actual door that closes.

- Okay, full disclosure:
I have done it on this desk.

I've done it under the desk.

I've used that little stool

to prop and elevate my hips.

[cell phone chimes]
And--

- Oh, wow, look.
It's Josh.

- Oh, uh, have you
spoken to him?

- Why?
Is something wrong?

- You should probably
just talk to him.

- Knock, knock.

Settling in okay?

- So far, so good.

- Well, don't get
too comfortable,

'cause we have a problem.

[upbeat music]

- Uh-oh.

♪

[text message whooshes]

I got an advance copy
of the Page Six blind item.

It's dropping any minute.

- But we're covered, right?

I mean, that's
the whole reason why

Charles stepped down
as publisher,

so our relationship
could go public.

- Read the headline.

- "What publisher
made a hasty exit

thanks to an affair
with a 28-year-old associate?"

- If you come forward
with your real age now,

guess who people
are going to assume

is the 28-year-old associate?

- Me?

- Yeah.

- Ew.
- Ew?

- Well, he's, like, 20 years
older than me, Liza.

- We can run a correction,
say I'm 42.

- My investor group is gonna
have a hard enough time

dealing with news
of the affair.

- It's not an affair.

- He's still legally married,
correct?

- Correct.

- They're not gonna be able
to deal with identity fraud

on top of that.

Let's just keep the age thing
status quo for now.

- But I thought we agreed--
- We did.

But we have to be strategic.

We are launching
a groundbreaking

publishing company
run entirely by women.

That is our story.

Let's not turn it into
a pity party about ageism.

- Well, now it all makes sense:

the promotion, the secrecy.

Congratulations, Kelsey.

You bottomed your way
to the very top.

[quirky pop music]

- I got this.

Diana, wait.
It's not what you think.

- Don't.
- But--

- I don't care
if she is your friend.

I don't care if she
didn't mean for it to happen.

- No--
- If you say one more word

in her defense, I will never
speak to you again.

- Diana.

It's not Kelsey.
It's me.

It's me!

I'm--I'm the 28-year-old
associate

having an affair
with the publisher.

[dramatic music]

♪

Diana, please.
Wait. Let me explain.

- What's there to explain?

It's a story as old as time:

the assistant
sleeping with the boss.

- I am so sorry
I kept this from you.

It's new, and...

we didn't want it
to come out like this.

- Close the door
on your way out.

♪

[cell phone chimes]

- [sighs]

[cell phone chimes]

♪

[rock music]

- Liza Miller?

- Mm-hmm.

- The yodeling mom?

She's the woman in your office
who faked her age?

Get outta here.

- This stays between us.

Pauline knows about her,
not about her age.

- I'm not saying anything.

Who'd believe it?

- [laughs]

- Why would you do this
to yourself?

- I can't explain it.

When--when I'm with her...

I feel free.

- But she cost you
your whole business,

everything you worked for.

- That was my decision.

- What the hell are you gonna
do the rest of your life?

You can't be retiring
in your 40s.

- I'm going to take a little
time and figure it out.

- Well, don't take
too much time.

It's not easy
for guys our age.

Look at Empirical--

the young eclipsing the old.

If you don't have a big
Instagram account these days,

you won't even
get an interview.

[sniffles]

- ♪ That girl's a problem

♪ Call the police

♪ She's a fire
looking for gasoline ♪

- Thank you
for the surprise invitation.

both: Mwah, mwah.

- I'm just glad
you were available.

- I wasn't.
[laughs]

I'm just dying to hear

how the regime change
is going at Millennial.

Do Kelsey's feet reach
the floor in Charles' seat?

- Well, let's just
put it this way:

if you hear of anyone

looking for a senior
marketing executive,

please let me know.

- Oh.

Okay.

I'll make some inquiries--

but discreetly.

I'll keep it quiet.

- Oh, Redmond,
if I had wanted it kept quiet,

I would have never come to you.

- [laughs]

- Can we see
the champagne list, please?

- Oh!

- Let's move on
to the FOH and the VOH,

most of which
is title-specific,

represented by the TSC line.

But here's where it gets
really interesting.

We expense PP&B plus royalty
very differently

in the company P&L
than in each title's P&L.

And the reason is this--

- Um, can I interrupt you
for one sec, Ramesh?

- Too fast?
I could start over.

both: No.

- I need to pull back
from these details

and just ask
a few basic questions.

Is the company making money?

- Quite the opposite.

- Okay, so we are--
are losing money.

- Every day.

As you see here,
our revenue keeps falling

further and further
behind our costs.

- Okay, I thought
your investor group

was making up
the difference.

- We are,
month by month,

but it would help
if you could make cuts.

Anyway, strong start.
I'm excited.

We've got some good soil.

- Wait, are you leaving?

- Yeah, I've gotta go
to the airport.

Davos again. Oof.

Happy cost-cutting.

[pop music]

- [scoffs]

- ♪ I don't know what's real

♪ I don't know how to feel

♪ They're saying
there's a pill for that ♪

♪ There's a pill for that

- So what's going on with you?

Let me guess.
You took the job at Chicky.

- Nope.

- What happened?

They found out
about your dicky?

[both laugh]

- Uh, let's just say I got
some other irons in the fire.

- All right, well,
that's a nonanswer.

- Yeah, because
nothing's firm yet.

- Nothing at all?

- Hey, hey, hey.
Eyes up here.

- [laughs]
- Hey, tell me about your work.

How was your first day
of being queen boss?

- It's harder than I thought.

It's all spreadsheets
and forecasts and budgets

and everything except
actual books.

And I really want to forget
about it tonight...

and maybe share
one of these with you.

- A Room For Two.

That looks good.

- Mm-hmm.

- But while I'm figuring out
my career,

maybe we should
just stay friends.

- Are we friends?
- Of course.

Friends watch
each other's backs,

and something's
going on behind yours

that you need to know about.

Diana's looking
for a new job.

- What?
- Yeah.

I heard it from Redmond.
Don't lose Diana.

She's the best marketing person
that I've ever worked with.

[rock music]

- I need a drink.

- Hey, friend to friend,
get an herbal tea.

- Right.

Excuse me.

Tequila, rocks, please.

- ♪ Na, na, na-na-na-na-na

♪ Na-na, na, na, na-na-na

- So I don't understand.
Clare's living in New York now?

- Yeah, I--I guess
she's been here for months.

She got a job in the gaming
division at Google in Dublin,

and then they
transferred her here.

- Mm.
That's interesting.

So she's a professional gamer.

- Maggie.
- No, I'm just saying.

I mean, we don't even know
if it's Josh's kid.

- She says she hasn't
been with anyone else.

- Well, then she won't mind
taking a paternity test.

- That feels like a weird
thing to ask her to do, right?

- You know what would be weird?

You paying 18 years
of child support

for a baby that's not yours.

- This baby deserves to know
who his or her father is.

- Can they even do that test
before the baby's born?

- I don't know.

How soon can you test
for paternity?

- You can test for paternity

as early as eight weeks
into pregnancy.

- Right.
- Wow.

- So what do you think
I should do?

- Things to do
in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

[dramatic music]

- ♪ Yeah

♪ You wanna play the game

- My book is called
"The Glass Cliff."

Our research shows
that when companies

appoint women
to their C-suites,

they experience
a 27% decline in revenue.

Why?

Why are women underperforming?

- Huh. Maybe they're not
as aggressive as men?

- Hmm.
- Or maybe they're

too aggressive,
which hurts morale,

which then hurts sales.

- Or maybe we shouldn't
be blaming the women at all.

Maybe the women
are being set up to fail.

- Okay, what do you mean?

- Female CEOs inherit
distressed companies

far more often
than their male counterparts.

When an institution
is in crisis,

the next man up
usually gets the ax.

So why not make him
a woman?

- Are you saying
corporate boards are

purposely scapegoating women?

- It's more likely
an unconscious gender bias.

But it's real,
and it happens over and over:

Marissa Mayer at Yahoo,

Mary Barra at General Motors,

Theresa May with Brexit.

Women finally make it
to the top,

only to discover
they're standing

on a glass cliff

that can shatter
at any moment.

- [exhales deeply]

Excuse me,
I'm gonna go get some air.

[dramatic music]

- No one is setting you up.
- You don't know that.

Finances are cratering here.

Okay, why not
find someone to blame,

fire them,
and then restructure?

- No one is firing you.
- Unless I fail.

- You are not going to fail.

You have a great team.
You have me, Charles, Diana--

- Yeah, maybe not Diana.

- What are you talking about?

- Zane told me
that she's job-hunting.

- Is that why she missed
the pitch meeting?

- I've called her
a million times today,

and I can't get her to pick up.

- Well, then we
gotta go find her.

[upbeat electronic music]

♪

[knocking]

- Hey.

- Enzo, hi, we were hoping
to speak to Diana.

- She's not here.

She said she wanted
to be alone,

that she was having
some sort of crisis.

- A crisis?

- Did she use that exact word?

- Mm-hmm.

[funky music]

♪

- Ugh. It's even more crowded
than the last time.

- Okay, I know she's here.

Let's just split up
and take separate--

all: ♪ So hold
this moment fast ♪

- Wait, I hear her.

all: ♪ And live and love
- Right there!

Go.

all: ♪ And make
this moment last ♪

♪ Because the best of times
is now, is now ♪

- ♪ Is now, is now

♪ Is now

[applause]
- Diana.

- What--no!
No, no, no, no! No!

This is my sanctuary.

- Okay, well, you're not
returning my phone calls.

- I am so sorry, Diana.

I should've told you
about Charles.

I could give you
a million reasons

why we wanted to keep it quiet,
but it doesn't matter.

I'm just...

I'm so sorry.

- Hmm.
- Listen, Diana...

I want you to know how much
I respect you and value you.

I want to make you
our top-salaried employee.

- You can't afford that,
Kelsey.

- She'll divert part
of her salary to you.

- I need you at Millennial.

- Ah.

But you see,
that's the problem.

I'm not a millennial.

And it's just a matter of time
before the digital natives

chop off my head, so...

If you'll excuse me.

- Diana.

[sighs]

[laughter]

I have an idea.

- Wait, what are you doing?

- I'm not sure,
but Diana loves this song,

and we have to try something.

[Dolly Parton's
"Nine to Five" playing]

- Oh, my God.
You're right.

What are we supposed
to do now?

♪

No.
Are you serious?

[scoffs]

- ♪ Tumble out of bed
and stumble to the kitchen ♪

♪ Pour myself
a cup of ambition ♪

- ♪ And yawn and stretch
and try to come to life ♪

♪

- ♪ Jump in the shower
and the blood starts pumping ♪

- ♪ Out on the street,
the traffic starts jumping ♪

both: ♪ Folks like me
on the job from nine to five ♪

all: ♪ Working nine to five

♪ What a way
to make a living ♪

- Don't encourage them.

all: ♪ Barely getting by

♪ It's all taking
and no giving ♪

- ♪ They just use your mind

♪ And they never
give you credit ♪

all: ♪ It's enough
to drive you ♪

♪ Crazy if you let it

[cheers and laughter]

- ♪ Ooh-ooh

♪ They let you dream
just to watch 'em shatter ♪

♪ You're just a step
on the boss man's ladder ♪

♪ But you've got dreams
they'll never take away ♪

- ♪ You're in the same boat
with a lot of your friends ♪

- ♪ Waiting for the day
your ship will come in ♪

all: ♪ When the tide's
gonna turn ♪

♪ And it's all
gonna roll your away ♪

♪ Working nine to five

♪ What a way
to make a living ♪

♪ Barely getting by

♪ It's all taking
and no giving ♪

♪ They just use your mind

♪ And they never
give you credit ♪

♪ It's enough to drive you

♪ Crazy if you let it

- ♪ Working nine to five

♪ What a way
to make a living ♪

♪ Barely getting by

♪ It's all taking
and no giving ♪

both: ♪ Working nine to five

♪ For service and devotion

- ♪ You would
think that I ♪

- Oh, my God.
- What?

- People in the '80s

only worked
from 9:00 to 5:00.

[both laugh]

Oh.
- Josh, hi.

- Hi.

- Are you okay?

- Uh, yeah.
I guess.

I got the test results
back today.

- And?

- And...

I'm, uh...

gonna be a dad.

- [gasps]
Holy shit.

- Josh.
- [chuckles]

- Wow.

- Yeah.

- Josh, you're gonna make
such a great father.

- You think so?

- I'm 100% sure.

- Congratulations.
- Thanks.

- Wow.

- I'll see you
at work tomorrow, okay?

- Okay.
- Wow.

- You freaking out?

- Yep. I am.

[sighs]
- Don't worry.

I'm, uh--I'm kind of
a baby whisperer.

- Hmm.
- I know all the tricks.

- Good.

I'm gonna need you around
for this, for real.

- No problem.

I got you.
- [chuckles]

[soft music]

[sighs]
It's funny, really.

You and I broke up because

you didn't want me to have
to give up having a kid.

Now I'm having a kid, and...

you're with someone else.

♪

Timing.

- Yeah, timing.

♪

[funky music]

[knock at door]

- Good morning.

- Is that coffee?

- Old habits die hard.

- Apparently so did
whatever it is you're wearing.

- Uh--

[chuckles]

- [slurps]

- I'm so happy you stayed.

- Are we working,
or are we mewling like kittens?

[cell phone rings]

- Hey, Maggie.
Everything okay?

- Uh, yeah, someone
just sent you a new bed.

- What?

- With everything.

I just texted you a pic.

♪

[text message whooshes]

- Oh, my God.
It's gorgeous.

- Wait till you feel
the sheets.

They're like butter.

- I'm gonna have
to call you back.

I gotta go thank someone.

- Okay, well,
can you tell him

that our fridge
is kind of old too?

- Okay. Bye.

♪

[knocking]

- Hi.
- Hi.

- What are you doing here?

I didn't know you were really
going to buy me a new bed.

- Ah.

You like it?

- I love it so much

that I thought I'd spend
my lunch hour

thanking you in person.

- Mm.

- Is it wrong of me to say
that a part of me just...

really misses you there?

- Yeah, I really miss
being there too.

But it's okay, because I...

I did it for the woman I love.

- Did you just tell me
you love me?

- I think I pretty much
had feelings for you for...

16 years.

- [laughing] What?

- Since you were 26,
and now you're 42.

It's long enough to know.

- [chuckles]

- [clears throat]

Well, good afternoon, you two.

- Hello.

[laughs]
What are you doing here?

- I'm meeting with Charles.

- Oh. About what?

- Oh.
Just, uh...

just two guys trying
to figure out their next move.

- Yep.

- [laughs]

- Come on in.

[pop music building]

So I will see you tonight?

- Of course.

- Bye.
- Bye.

♪

- ♪ I heard you coming again

♪ You're not that innocent

♪

♪ Just passing by on a whim

♪ You're not that innocent

♪

♪ I, I