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(HUMMING)
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(SING-SONG) ♪ Oh, who's gonna totally
have the best Christmas ever?
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♪ His name is Spider-Man
and his rhymes are so clever ♪
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Little garland here,
couple ornaments there.
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Now, where's that star?
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(ROARING)
Whoa!
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Nice Christmas tree!
Down, boy!
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My bad! Next time I'll let
you put the star on top.
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Most people's holiday trees
don't have an opinion
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on how you decorate them,
but not here.
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I'm stuck house-sitting
the Sanctum Sanctorum
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for Dr. Strange,
Earth's Sorcerer Supreme.
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He had to rush off
to the Astral Plane
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to rescue all of existence
from, well, something.
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It's kind of what he does.
Point is, I'm stuck here.
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I even had to ditch Aunt May.
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I've never spent the holidays
away from her.
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Of course,
she doesn't mind.
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She fills her time helping
the community, but I mind.
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The holidays
only come once a year,
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and I'm stuck in New York's
most haunted museum
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of magical terrors alone,
with a tree that hates me.
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Now, listen up,
demon plant.
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Getting dressed up isn't so bad.
Try a little garland.
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Ah! Okay, okay!
Don't take it so personally.
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Oh, no.
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What did Strange
say about this room?
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Remember, Spider-Man,
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no matter what happens,
stay out of this room.
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It contains some
of the most deadly
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and terrifying
arms and armor
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of history's most
dangerous villains.
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Oh, yeah, yeah,
right, right.
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(GIRL SCREAMS)
Huh?
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(PANTING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Help me, please!
He's attacking me!
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Relax, kiddo.
It's your lucky day.
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Your friendly neighborhood
Spider-Man is here.
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Now, who do I take care of?
Some kind of evil Santa Claus?
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Him.
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Where?
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Oh! Let's move!
(GRUNTS)
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And now, foul demon,
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face the vengeance
of the Moon Knight.
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Definitely not Santa.
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Sync and corrections by masaca
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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SPIDER-MAN: Everyone else
gets carolers at their door.
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Ah!
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I get Capey McCapester and
his Metal Cylinders of Pain!
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Don't you know
this is the time of year
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for a little peace on Earth,
goodwill to Spider-Man?
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The moon led me to this heinous
villain so I could stop her.
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And the moon will not
tolerate your interference.
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"The moon"? Is that code
for something?
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Whoa!
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No way I'm letting you
near that little girl.
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I will not allow this spider-based
villain to stand in your way.
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I, the Moon's Knight
of Vengeance,
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must carry out
your luminous will.
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Uh, are you seriously
talking to the moon?
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As in "the cow jumped over"?
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There is more to the moon
than childish stories.
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Whoa, buddy. And here I thought
a tree trying to bite me
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would be the strangest thing
I'd see all night.
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(GROANING)
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Say good night, Moon!
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You okay?
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So, uh, you know this guy?
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GIRL: Look out!
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Huh?
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(GRUNTS)
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And that, true believers,
is why I don't wear a cape.
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Time to make
a clean getaway, kid.
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(GRUNTS) Ouch.
Something's there.
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Oops, I forgot.
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The Doctor set a spell
to block unwanted visitors.
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Fortunately, he left me
with the key.
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Uh, let's see...
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(BELL DINGS) Folsum Vushti!
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No?
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What about, uh,
Folsum Vashti?
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Hurry, please.
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(GRUNTS)
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Oh, right.
Folsum Vishti!
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How could I possibly
forget that?
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No!
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Sorry. Closed for the holidays.
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You have given her exactly
what she wants, spider-demon!
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(SIGHS)
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Well, looks like you're
stuck here for a while.
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Which is fine with me, because it
was getting a little lonely all by myself.
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Isn't there someone
who's going to miss you?
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Not really.
I'm an orphan.
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I live in a home
a few blocks from here.
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The truth is,
I didn't want to be stuck
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in that rotten place for the
holidays, (MUFFLED CRYING)
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so I snuck out
to find somewhere
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I could enjoy
this time of year again.
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SPIDER-MAN: Don't cry, Spidey.
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Do not cry in front
of the little girl.
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You've got no family anywhere?
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When I was younger, my dad
and I spent every holiday
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at his old farmhouse
in the country.
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But those times are gone
now, and so is my dad.
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Well, hey, I'm Spider-Man.
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Duh. Everyone knows that.
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I mean... Sorry. I'm Francie.
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Look, it's the holidays,
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and I know this place isn't exactly
brimming with holiday cheer,
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but let's see what we can do.
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Spidey-Claus on the case!
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Uh, this is an old
family recipe that's...
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Never done that before!
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(CHITTERING) You'll get used to
things like that in this place.
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(LAUGHING)
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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
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Boy, the holidays really are much more
fun with someone to share it with.
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- Thanks, Francie.
- Back at you, Spidey.
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I wonder if
Loony-Moony's gone yet,
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so we can
get you back home.
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What's in here?
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Whoa! That room's
off-limits.
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- Doctor's orders. Sorry.
- Oh, come on, Spidey.
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No, no, no, no, no.
I made a solemn promise
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to stay out of that room,
and I'm going to honor it.
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True, I've broken that promise
once, but just that one time.
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Not again. Ah!
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Oh, come on! Whoa!
(THUDS)
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Oh, man! So awesome!
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Why does that look so familiar?
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Oh, no way!
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I remember now. It was Mysterio's.
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He was a stage magician who
disappeared into a life of crime.
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See what I did there?
"Disappeared"?
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The helmet turned his cheap
illusions into reality.
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Last time I faced him
was on the Brooklyn Bridge.
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No!
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One minute we were fighting,
and then he was just gone.
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I recovered his helmet
and gave it to Dr. Strange.
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I don't know why
he still has it.
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He should have
destroyed this thing.
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(OBJECTS CLATTER)
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BOTH: Huh?
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You stay here.
I'll check it out.
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What? You?
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Strange's magic is supposed
to keep this place VIP only.
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No unwanted guests!
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Don't tell me the moon
let you in.
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Huh?
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You can go intangible?
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(GRUNTS)
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I am moonlight reflecting off
a pool of water, Spider-Man.
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Do you ever make sense?
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This is so annoying!
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(THUDDING)
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Hold on.
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If he's there...
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Whoa! It's like
an illusion.
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An illusion! Uh-oh.
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Francie?
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Whoa! The whole little girl
thing was some kind of trick.
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Uh, something
you wanna tell me, Francie?
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I owe you a debt,
Spider-Man.
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The last thing I needed
was his helmet.
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Now I am the new Mysterio.
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Maybe a lonely holiday
wasn't such a bad idea.
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The new Mysterio?
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And what, the Moon Knight
wacko is your sidekick?
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An unexpected hiccup that I turned
into a pawn to get in here.
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Now, thanks to you, I possess
the helmet I came for.
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Look, you were able
to trick me just now.
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Good job. And I love this Mysterio
costume you found on the Internet,
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but being able
to turn illusions real...
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(GASPS)
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Might be a little advanced
for this whole
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super-villain cosplay thing
you've got going on.
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Costume? Oh, I'm the real thing now.
Just ask my friends.
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Portallus elfelinum!
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(ELVES LAUGHING)
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My, my,
what festive elves you...
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(GROWLING)
(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTING)
Painful illusions!
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(ELVES GROWLING)
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You've got the tech already,
so why are you psyched
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about some loser
super-villain's old fishbowl?
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I'm using "super"
very loosely here.
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Watch what you say
about my father.
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Mysterio? Quentin Beck
is your father?
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Was. Until you destroyed him
and his legacy.
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But you can't stop me from
finishing what he started.
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This city will learn
to respect the name Mysterio.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I did not destroy your dad.
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I tried to save him.
But I will stop you
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from finishing whatever
it was he started.
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(ELVES CHITTERING)
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Now I'm fighting elves?
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I hope this doesn't put me
on the naughty list.
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Whoa!
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Let me in!
(THUDS)
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Persistent fella, isn't he?
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(CHITTERING CONTINUES)
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Lorus-thweem!
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Spider-Man, what is
the meaning of this?
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Okay, Doc,
this might sound crazy,
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but there was
this little girl
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and this guy talking
to the moon, and...
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Enough!
I trusted you, Spider-Man.
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I expect you
to obey my commands
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and not allow interlopers
into my private domain.
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And now I find that you have one
of my treasures in your hands?
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Oh, this?
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Look, I know I messed up.
Here.
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(THUDDING)
Not Strange!
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Excuse me. Can't I just get
humbly reprimanded in peace?
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What are you saying?
(THUDDING CONTINUES)
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Not Strange!
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"Not strange"? Wrong.
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This whole night's
been very strange.
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Starting with the guy
who talks to the moon.
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(BELL DINGS) Oh! Not Dr. Strange.
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You could've been clearer,
moon dude.
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Ha! And you thought
my father was a joke.
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(SNAPS FINGERS)
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To be fair,
I think everything's a joke.
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Finally!
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(SCREECHING)
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(GROWLING)
See? Giant gingerbread men.
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Hilarious. Although, this is
actually kind of terrifying.
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Careful! That was probably
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the mystical table of
Whoodoo-voodoo-ton or something.
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(GRUNTS)
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Oh, boy.
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I could really use some of that Dr.
Strange wisdom right now.
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Think, Spidey.
What did Strange teach you?
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Spider-Man, put that down.
That's not a toy.
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No, that's not applicable.
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Spider-Man, wear a hat.
It's cold outside.
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Great advice,
but not the time.
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What was that other thing?
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Remember, sometimes the enemy
of my enemy is my friend.
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(GRUNTING)
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He can't really
make things worse, right?
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Folsum Vishti!
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(LAUGHS) Nailed it that time!
247
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,350
(GRUNTS)
248
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,686
Prepare for your end,
sugary beasts!
249
00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:30,021
(GRUNTING)
(GROWLING)
250
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,358
Thanks, Moon Knight.
251
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,908
(GRUNTING)
252
00:11:34,909 --> 00:11:37,462
I am only doing the moon's will.
253
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:38,957
Of course you are.
254
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:40,699
Look, Francie...
255
00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,901
My name is Frances Beck!
256
00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:44,803
I'm sorry I called
your dad a loser.
257
00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:46,905
I'm not the bad guy here.
(GRUNTS)
258
00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:49,207
Don't you remember the fun
we had, like a minute ago?
259
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,842
You thought I was
someone else, but...
260
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,677
(SCREAMING)
261
00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:55,013
Whoa, whoa. Hey,
what's going on in there?
262
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:57,449
- Are you okay?
- Get away from me!
263
00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:07,759
Yes, run, foul night-spawn.
264
00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:09,861
All bend to the might
of the moon,
265
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:12,864
who powers
the very tides of the sea.
266
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:16,034
Dr. Strange is starting
to sound downright logical.
267
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:18,269
Okay, since you were trying
to ambush this girl outside,
268
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:21,506
I'm guessing you, or the
moon, saw all this coming?
269
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:22,493
Did you have a plan?
270
00:12:22,494 --> 00:12:25,744
Why would I reveal my plan
to such as you, when...
271
00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:28,079
(WIND BLOWING)
Huh?
272
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,308
What was that, Master?
273
00:12:29,309 --> 00:12:29,881
(WIND CONTINUES BLOWING)
274
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:32,584
Yes, if it is your will.
275
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,119
What did the moon say?
276
00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:36,921
Believe it or not, first time
I've ever asked that question.
277
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:40,358
Very well. I will reveal all.
278
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,193
The moon warned me
that a young girl would seek
279
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:45,196
to reawaken a dormant evil
trapped in this place,
280
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,298
and that, should she obtain
the power of the helmet,
281
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,534
there was only one way
to stop her.
282
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,236
Ooh, let me guess.
MoonPies?
283
00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:53,772
Am I right? Right?
No? No?
284
00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:55,273
Don't be ridiculous.
285
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,276
Right. Wouldn't want anything
ridiculous to happen tonight.
286
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,879
She can be stopped with
a certain mystical wand.
287
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:03,782
The wand is capable of consuming
the power of the helmet,
288
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:06,618
collapsing it upon itself,
obliterating it.
289
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:09,821
Wand, you say?
I think we might be in luck.
290
00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,226
Okay, for real,
291
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:18,273
this is the last time I violate my
promise not to enter this room.
292
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,682
Really. Last time.
293
00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:27,438
Yes, this is the very wand the
moon has shown me in a vision.
294
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:31,342
Look, I know a girl who can speak
to squirrels, but your moon power?
295
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,845
It's one of the most preposterous
things I've ever heard.
296
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:38,082
How does that work? I am a mere
specter, the avatar of the moon.
297
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:40,952
The lunar satellite shares
its secrets with me,
298
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,954
and I do its bidding
in confidence.
299
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:46,357
I actually know less than
I did before I asked.
300
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:50,028
Hey, Moonie, this wand thing
just destroys the helmet, right?
301
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,629
Not the person wearing it?
302
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:54,332
The moon will have
its vengeance.
303
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,967
Not sure
that's an answer.
304
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,203
'Cause if it will
destroy Francie, too,
305
00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,004
that's not how I roll.
306
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,940
If that's your endgame,
I don't need your help.
307
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:09,013
This city will
fear the name Mysterio!
308
00:14:12,284 --> 00:14:13,852
(ROARING)
309
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,854
Okay. I need your help.
310
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,356
(ROARING)
311
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,058
Don't suppose the moon's
got any ideas
312
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:23,027
about stopping imaginary snow
monsters that turned real?
313
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,129
Yes, Master.
As your lunar avatar,
314
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:28,733
it is my solemn duty to defend
this city and subdue the villain,
315
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,969
but this Spider avatar
only slows me down.
316
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,904
If you're going
to make snarky asides,
317
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,139
you should make sure someone's
there to hear you first.
318
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:36,042
Take it from me.
319
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,566
- (ROARING)
- Huh?
320
00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:44,048
Whoa!
321
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,283
(GRUNTS)
322
00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:48,720
So, reflexes...
Not a thing you have?
323
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:51,022
I'd rather take the hit
than waste time blocking it.
324
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,992
That's ridiculous. But,
admittedly, kind of impressive.
325
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,927
The moon does not seek
to impress.
326
00:14:58,764 --> 00:15:00,865
There is no escape
from my power.
327
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:03,935
Francie, stop! If you wanna
restore your dad's name,
328
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:05,789
this is not
the way to do it!
329
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:08,969
Ho, ho, ho!
330
00:15:08,970 --> 00:15:09,908
(GRUNTS)
331
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,377
But if you wanna give New York City
a lifetime of holiday nightmares,
332
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,746
you're definitely
on the right track.
333
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:17,348
(GRUNTING)
(ROARING)
334
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:19,812
Whoa!
335
00:15:19,813 --> 00:15:21,176
(GRUNTS)
336
00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:23,121
(GROWLS)
337
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,024
(GRUNTS)
338
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:29,928
I've seen some really bad holiday
decorations, but those are the worst!
339
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:33,631
These creations will destroy the city
if we don't stop them at the source.
340
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:34,966
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
What?
341
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:41,039
The moon demands we end this
by any means necessary.
342
00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:45,343
(GRUNTING)
343
00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:48,279
(GRUNTING)
344
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,249
Yeah, I don't think we need the moon's
help to know we gotta stop these things.
345
00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:00,291
(ROARING)
346
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,160
Hint taken!
I'm outta here!
347
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:14,772
Moon Knight, wait!
Don't hurt her!
348
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,174
(YELLS)
349
00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:22,747
It's only a matter of time now
while the spell takes effect.
350
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,782
Using the wand
might destroy Francie.
351
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:27,218
We have to try
to save her. Oh!
352
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:30,688
(ROARING)
353
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,827
What have we done?
I have to rescue her
354
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,926
and somehow get Moon Knight
to help me.
355
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,431
If only he'd listen to me
like he listens to...
356
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:43,267
(BELL DINGS)
Wait. I have an idea.
357
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:46,804
Uh, what's that?
I can hear you, Moon.
358
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:50,208
Sure, I'll be your servant.
What is the moon's bidding?
359
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,809
You can hear it too?
360
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,178
What? Save the girl?
361
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,114
- But how?
- Huh? (GRUNTS)
362
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:59,183
Okay, I... I understand.
Yep. Yep. Makes total sense.
363
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:02,720
Your will shall be mine.
By the moon, I swear it.
364
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,122
What was
the moon's command?
365
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,724
Moon says we have to do this
without hurting the girl.
366
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,793
And who are we to argue
with a giant sky rock?
367
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:11,195
I have learned to never
question the moon's judgment,
368
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,564
however inexplicable
it might seem.
369
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:16,534
We shall, together, be knights
of the moon this eve.
370
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,169
Save her, but work quickly.
371
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,872
I will hold off these
monsters as long as I can.
372
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:23,574
May the moon be with you,
my friend.
373
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,421
Also with you,
Mr. Knight.
374
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,847
Okay, let's try this.
(GRUNTS)
375
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,449
(YELLING)
376
00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:37,554
I'm inside the helmet?
377
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:41,325
Wait. This must be the family
farmhouse Francie told me about.
378
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,163
(LAUGHS) You...
379
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,065
(LAUGHING) Pass the turkey.
380
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:49,577
This does look nice.
381
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:53,271
Francie doesn't seem
to realize it's all just...
382
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:55,740
QUENTIN: Of course
I remember that, sweetie.
383
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:59,243
You were always the best
daughter a father could ask for.
384
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,379
Francie, this isn't real.
385
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,748
It's the helmet's power,
and if we don't leave soon,
386
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:07,418
it's gonna destroy you, me,
maybe even all of New York.
387
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,021
This is real,
and this is my father.
388
00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:11,289
It's why I came here.
389
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:14,459
You can't take him
away from me again.
390
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:17,695
QUENTIN: Hey, Spider-Man,
is that you?
391
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:20,364
It's been such a long time.
392
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:23,267
Francie, I tried
to save your father.
393
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,103
If he was really here,
he'd tell you...
394
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,071
QUENTIN: That you offered me
your hand?
395
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:29,273
Do you remember what
you told me that night?
396
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:33,744
That I shouldn't throw away everything
just because of a few mistakes?
397
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:38,149
Wait. How would an illusion know that?
Unless it really is...
398
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:40,485
Me. I was at the end
that night.
399
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:45,323
The selfishness that led me to create
the helmet only grew once I put it on.
400
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,626
I didn't take your hand because
I knew it wouldn't help.
401
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:52,897
I wasted the love of my family
pursuing petty desires.
402
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,172
But my family
should have come first!
403
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:59,103
Let me make up
for that mistake.
404
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:01,339
Let me have this time
with my daughter.
405
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,241
So Dr. Strange kept
the helmet
406
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,977
because he knew you were
inside, bound by magic.
407
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,946
I perfected hard-light
hologram technology,
408
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:10,181
but I still wanted more.
409
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:12,416
I struck a deal
with the demon Dormammu,
410
00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:15,753
so that when I used my helmet,
my holograms became real.
411
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:18,956
I should have known Dormammu's
power would come at a heavy price,
412
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:22,168
but I never dreamed I'd spend
my life in this prison.
413
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,295
(THUDS)
(GASPS)
414
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:27,893
Uh, I know we're in the midst
of a moment here, Mysterios...
415
00:19:28,101 --> 00:19:30,134
Wait. Mysterii?
416
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,936
Either way,
we need to go now,
417
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:34,539
before the harsh reality
blows us into who-knows-what.
418
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:35,740
Wait! Dad!
419
00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:39,210
The real world
is no place for me.
420
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,045
I can't go back.
421
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:43,193
My soul is lost!
422
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:44,782
Dad, no!
423
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:47,285
I love you too much
to lose you again!
424
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:51,189
I'm sorry, sweetheart.
You're better off without me.
425
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,457
Quentin, you haven't
lost your soul.
426
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:55,393
It's been back on Earth
the whole time.
427
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,295
And she needs
her dad back.
428
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,997
Maybe...
Maybe you're right.
429
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,399
I'm sorry, Francie!
430
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:03,734
(SCREAMING) No!
431
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,703
(BOTH YELLING)
432
00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:09,473
Dad, how did you...
433
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:12,743
Don't you forget who the
original Mysterio was, kiddo!
434
00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:20,651
I'm sorry, my master.
435
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:23,254
Your avatar of the night
has failed.
436
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:27,191
(ROARS)
(CREATURES GROWLING)
437
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,292
(CRASHING)
438
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,398
Dad! You're here!
You're really here!
439
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,601
I was wrong.
We are victorious.
440
00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:41,204
Gee, M.K., you really
turned this place upside down.
441
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:45,042
This is not the only edifice that
our mission has left damaged.
442
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,577
Oh, no!
443
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,855
Spider-Man!
444
00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:06,097
(LAUGHTER) MOON KNIGHT: Amusing.
Very amusing.
445
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:09,700
Well, I guess it all worked
out in the end.
446
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,469
MOON KNIGHT: From your
heavenly heights...
447
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,571
We all learned... Huh? ...you
condescend to bless this blighted...
448
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,973
Hey, who's doing
this wrap-up, me or you?
449
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,541
(SCOFFS) You talking
to the moon again?
450
00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:20,044
Of course. Isn't that
who you're talking to?
451
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:23,748
No. No one talks to the moon.
The moon doesn't talk.
452
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:27,118
Well, if you are not talking to the
moon, then who are you talking to?
453
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,919
Uh, no one.
454
00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:30,321
Weirdo.
455
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:32,456
Happy holidays, everybody.
456
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:36,240
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