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Richard Arc?

We need to talk.

Where do you want to do this?

Tell me! Tell me what you know!

Bad news. He's dead.

He was just sitting there and
said...

"libens, volens, potens!"

Come on, Charlotte.

Cum Trinitatis

Cum Trinitatis

Nos impluvis, nos adiuvis

It's Pete, isn't it?

I'm Rosalind. I'm new.

Pleasure and a privilege.

Could you tell me where Lord
Gaudain's room is?

Well, we're not supposed to give out
students' room numbers.

Mm...

Front quad, staircase two. Room 15.

You've been ever so helpful.

Knight to king bishop's four.

Good move! Rook to H7. Check!

You blighter!
You absolute bloody blighter!

Isn't this place amazing?

Yeah. Unbelievable.

Dorian.

How's my most dashing cousin?

All the better for the sight of you,
coz.

How's Uncle Harry?

Making a fuss about the estate.

And Auntie Bea?

On a beach in Buenos Aires.

It was your Dad's favourite Bible.

I thought, now you're here,

it'd be like he was here with you.
Thanks, Mum.

I suppose I'll be off, then.

It's been two weeks, Charlotte.

You won't talk about Dad.
I haven't seen you cry.

I'm dealing with it my own way.

You can't understand how Trinity
changed Dad -

what it did to him.

This is a wicked place, Charlotte.
You can't say that.

Oh, those two are married, are they?
People did it at school too, Mum.

I've saved myself till now.

Dad would be happy to hear that.

I'd best be going.

Be careful, won't you?

Mum...

Why did Dad leave Trinity?
I'll pray for you, Charlotte.

Cooper?

Linus?

Ah, here you are.

Dr Maltravers.
How's Galahad?

Not good.

We need a new hourglass, or I think
we might be in trouble, Edmund.

Have you got a printout from his
readings?

Give me your pencil.

What are you doing? Don't want our
superiors getting jittery, do we?

Now I've got to go and oversee the
arrival of this year's little shits,

not least among them the daughter of
the late lamented Richard Arc.

Great!

Hey!

What?
I'm still loaded here.

So?
So finish me off.

Don't be sick! I'm your cousin!

Hello. Where did you spring from?

Theo. I'm from Lewisham.

Oh! My uncle owns Lewisham!

Your uncle owns Lewisham?
I'm Rosalind.

Hi.

So, what do you think of this place?

Well, I wasn't too impressed to
start with but...things are looking up.

I'm way out of your league.

Are you sure? You see, my uncle, he
owns a garden centre.

There's a party tonight. The Feast of
Fools.

Is that an invite?
No.

It's quite hard to get into.

Yeah, well, I'm good at getting into
things.

Pleased to hear it.

Maybe see you later, then.

Yeah, maybe.

Hi. I'm Charlotte Arc.

We're neighbours!

Nice to meet you.
Yeah.

Erm, I've invited a few people for
tea and biscuits in my room.

Thought you might like to come along.

Yeah. Why not?

You're Theo Mackenzie, aren't you?
Yeah.

I came top in three of my four
A-levels.

I just had to find out who beat me in
the fourth. Right.

I am a Christian, yes.

We're Christians.

OK, the thing I'm dying to ask...

Biology A-level, paper 2. Question
13.

Yeah?
What did you put?

Hey, I hear there's a party tonight.

I doubt it. You do know that Trinity
doesn't have a Freshers' week?

They expect us to study.
To study.

So there's no parties.

Well, unless you mean the Feast of
Fools?

The Dandelion Club party.

Upper-class twits.

Doubtless all the girls will end up
taking their clothes off

and offering themselves to the first
available guy...

Right.

Just out of interest, how would
I...or anyone else...

get to this party?

You're not thinking of going, are
you?

Hey, look, you could come with me!

I really don't think so.

I saw her first. Hands off.

Well, this has been...

The biscuits were amazing.

Really good biscuits.

I guess I'll see you...around.

Age shall not wither her, nor custom
stale her infinite variety.

Thank you, Edmund.

This is it, then.

I'm very proud of you, you know.

You're going to do wonderfully here.

I hope so.

Thank you for everything.
My pleasure...

Warden.

20 years ago, a young graduate
knocked at my door

to interview for doctorate.

Slip of a thing, she was.

Short hair. Rather reminiscent of an
eight-year-old boy.

She stands before you now,
as diminutive as ever,

but with a string of academic posts
and several books behind her.

Gentlemen, Marjorie, this is an
ambitious woman.

A forward-thinking woman,

a woman I know who clearly relishes
the challenge

of dragging our weary old
institution

into the so-called modern world.

I give you your new Warden,
Dr Angela Donne.

Welcome back to Bridgeford.

Whoa!

Almost dropped it then!

I'll go.
Oh, bugger, it's the wrong box.

It's the wrong box!

All my old toys, they were meant to
be going to Africa!

This was meant to be full of clothes!

Oh, my God. What were you thinking,
Maddy?! You idiot!

Maddy, right?
Yeah.

Don't you think the people in Africa
will probably prefer the clothes?

Yeah. Yeah, they will,
won't they!

I mean what were they going to do
with a blinking My Little Pony?

Eat it?!

On the other hand, they are quite
hungry, aren't they?

The Africans.

Yeah. Really old ones.

I guess I'll be seeing you around,
then, yeah?

Sorry, what's your name?
Theo.

Thank you.
Bye.

Fit!

I'm ready for my bedder now,
thank you, Mr Dobkin.

Where's Ingrid?

Oh, this is ridiculous!

Oh, excuse me. I was...

Oh!

I can't get the key to er...

Damn.

Where's my bedder?
She should be in your room.

That ogre?! I usually have a Swedish
bedder. Where is she?

I imagine she's back in Gothenburg,

recovering from the abortion that we
paid for.

Bingo.

Maybe this term...you could keep
your sperm in the bag?

I'd be ever so grateful.

I want a new bedder. Now.

Not possible. Auburn hair please,
since it's Michaelmas!

I always find redheads very
Christmassy, don't you?

Dorian, you should know there have
been some changes round here.

We have a new Warden.

A modernist, who leans more than
somewhat to the left.

So get rid of him.
It's a her, actually.

A woman Warden?

Does Daddy know about this?

See yous later!
See yous later!

Bye, bye!

I like your Vans.
I like yours.

Awesome. Thanks.

Do you like Donnie Darko?

The film movie?
Aye.

Do you want to come to my room and
get mashed? -Oh, aye, like!

Awesome!

I've taught at Bridgeford University
for over 30 years.

The Seventies were the worst.

Hippies and lesbians pounding at the
gates, demanding change.

'This is the 20th century,' they
would say.

Do you know what you'd do in that
situation? Nothing.

Young tick.

You give them something - something
you can bear

and they can call a victory.

Back then, we let women in.
Masterstroke!

So when the Education Minister came
to me last May

and said 'this is 21st century,'
I knew what had to be done.

This Warden's a publicity stunt?

Well, she...

She was one of my PhD students.

Hard-working. Pretty.

Ish. An idealist.

The kind of fluff they like to see.
Well, stiff upper lip.

At least I have a party to look
forward to. Yes, that reminds me...

You are NOT touching the Feast of
Fools! -Not me. Her.

She can't! It's important to college
morale!

Picking two students from
lower-class families

to be your jesters for the year?
Yes. What's the problem?

Dorian, it's not...

..politic.

Honestly, what is happening to this
place?

Now look...
Who's that?

Theo Mackenzie. I interviewed him.

Surprisingly promising.

This is the finest academic
institution in the country.

I go away for one summer, and you've
turned it into a basketball team.

I'm going back to bed.
Dorian...

There's a girl on your corridor.
Charlotte Arc.

I want you to keep an eye on her?

Is she pretty?
She's a Christian.

Hmm. Challenge.

Why, out of interest? Do you think
she's a troublemaker?

I knew her father.

So...give me three guesses.

Missing your parents?

Hey, hey...

My dad died recently.

I am so terribly sorry.

Where was his estate?
You are landed, aren't you?

If you count a terraced house in
Leeds as landed.

My mistake.
I presumed you were of good breeding.

After all, you're so frightfully
pretty. Those cheekbones.

Like Eleanor of Aquitaine.

Why don't you have two tickets for a
little party I'm having tonight.

A lovely thing like you would fit
right in.

Lunch soon! Shower for me.

Yes?

I was just wanted to say that what
you said back there

about breeding and me being pretty.
Well, I think...

Look, I believe in meritocracy, OK?

So breeding doesn't mean you're
pretty,

and even if it did...that was wrong!

Hey, I'm sorry.

Is that all?

Erm... Yes, thank you.

Very well, then.

Dr Cooper. Unusual to see you here.

That's just what I was going to say.
He's so rarely out of his lab these days.

He takes his work seriously, don't
you, Linus?

The light came on.
Midnight.

Mm. Is there a problem?

I'm not sure I'm going to have enough
time.

Of course you will.
Of course you will.

Angela.
Gabriel.

Gabriel Lloyd.

Did you get taller?
Probably just...

..standing up straighter. You haven't
changed.

No?
No, not at all.

Except your hair's longer, obviously.

A few less freckles dappling your
nose.

I have to apologise. I was supposed
to come to your introductory speech.

And I wanted to come but I didn't.

And then I sat there at my desk and I
thought this is silly.

I have to clear the air sooner or
later,

so I'm sorry for what I said last
time we met.

It was 20 years ago.

You remember. I told you I loved you.

Good Luck.
Thank you.

Yes, well, I just want you to
know...

a lot's changed here. A lot. I've
changed.

Lloyd. Get into line.
Sorry.

Maybe we could have a coffee
sometime. Catch up.

Lloyd!

So question 41, Angus Fergus...

what are your major ambitions here
at Trinity?

I suppose, if I were honest, Raj
Puri...

..my major ambition would be to...

..lose my virginity.
Snap.

I mean, at school, I had a lot of
offers -

a great number of offers, but...

I just didn't seem to get round to
it.

Snap, man. I mean, me too, you know.
It's just like...

Sex is like, so manic, isn't it?

It's like you get one chance and you
have to, like, grab it then and there.

You know? Like, honestly, it's not
chilled. It's not cool.

Sex is uncool. It is way uncool.

Snap, man.

Still, I...I guess we should have
some.

Aye.
Yeah.

Aye.

Yeah.

This lunch thing's soon, isn't it?

Fear not my friend.

If there's one defining
characteristic of Raj Puri - me -

it's that I NEVER lose track of
time.

Raj Puri.

Raj Puri?

Madeleine Talbot.

Charlotte...

Charlotte Arc.

Welcome to Trinity, Charlotte.

Is that an engagement ring?

Gethin - that's my boyfriend -

he said there'd probably be loads of
chances

for me to have meaningless sex at
university,

and he didn't want me doing that.

So we...we got engaged.

That's a bit casual, isn't it?

Yeah! It's just a light-hearted
engagement, really.

It's not like we're going to and get
married or anything.

Further out, sir.
Oh, yeah, thanks.

Further still.

Right, thanks.

And that's the lady's glass.
Sorry.

And you're not supposed to drink
before grace.

Cheers, mate.

What is their problem?
They are picky.

But if you read the Freshers'
brochure, it's...

Stand for grace!

Alpha row, could you begin, please?

Bendedia, Domine...

Nos et haec tua dona...

Qua de tua largitate sumus
sumpturi...

Charlotte...

Don't tell me you didn't learn the
grace!

OK, let's be clear here. I didn't
read the stupid Freshers' leaflet.

I didn't know this was going to be
so...

Per Christum Dominum nostrum...

Mensa Coelesti...

Oh, shit.
He doesn't know it.

Participes faciat nos.
One more time.

Participes faciat nos.

Parsnips...satcha...toast?

Sorry. Yeah, sorry about that.

Go on, say something, please.

Rex aeternae gloriae!

Watch it!
Sorry. Sorry, mate.

Hey, you're in that Marigold Club.

Dandelion Club.

Yeah, that's the one.
I'm its President.

Oh, nice one. Hey, I hear you're
having a party tonight.

That's right.

Finally! Thank God! Someone round
here doing something normal.

Listen, mate, I was thinking I could
come along.

You have to be a member of the
Dandelion Club if you want to come to the party.

It's something of a commitment.
Well, I'm a committed kind of bloke.

Good. Good. OK. Well...

We are a student society wholly
devoted to the pursuit of pleasure.

When you're a Dandelion, you're not
expected to work.

You are, however, expected to drink
an awful lot

and have sex with the most beautiful
women.

Are you the kind of guy who could
handle that? Yeah, I reckon so.

So how do I join?

You can't, because your parents are
poor.

Warden! Warden!

I'm Dorian, President of the
Dandelion Club.

If it's about the Feast of Fools,
I'm sorry but there's no arguing the matter.

It's a college tradition. Perhaps
you're not aware -

I was here 20 years ago. I remember
the Dandelion club.

Dorian, not troubling the Warden, are
you?

I was just explaining my decision to
cancel the Feast of Fools.

Quite right. The college has to move
with the times. Does it?

Forcing two students to be your
jesters for the year against their will?

My dear boy, it smacks of slavery.
Quite.

So, Dorian, shall we let that be the
last word?

Of course, if a couple of students
were to volunteer, then....

Who would volunteer?
I admit it's unlikely.

But, purely hypothetically, if they
did,

then the college would have to
respect their decision.

What's your position on this matter,
Warden?

Well, if they were to volunteer,
there'd be nothing I could do.

Find your fools and get on with it.
Just make sure they agree to the job.

No need to thank me.
Thank you?

Where on earth am I going to find
two people stupid enough to agree to being my slaves?

Excuse me...

Is this where we meet for lunch?

Cancel that last complaint.

Warden...

I-I'm a first year. Charlotte Arc.

Charlotte. How can I help you?

I think you might have known my
father. Oh?

I've got this photo of him from back
then and you're in it.

I'm sure that's you.

Well, that's certainly seems to be
me.

What did you say your father's name?

Richard Arc.
Richard Arc.

Yes, he was in my doctorate group
but...

we didn't know each other very well.
But...

I think I look a little drunk in that
picture. It's amazing the friends you make.

Look, my dad left Trinity very
suddenly.

I was just hoping maybe you
remembered something.

Charlotte, I think this is something
you should take up with your father.

I would do. I can't now.

He's dead.
He's dead?

How? When?

About two weeks ago.

Well, I'm...I'm sorry.

As I said, I didn't really know your
father very well.

Could you...

I'm really very busy.

Thought we could walk down to our
first tutorial together. I'm leaving.

What? Why?

Well, let me see.
Maybe it's the weird people.

Or the strange cutlery. Or the fact
I got laughed at by the entire college.

I just get the impression this place
isn't really for me.

It's Trinity. Everyone finds it a bit
strange.

Charlotte, this place is fucking
mental! How can you be so blase?

You got into Trinity!
Yeah, and five other places.

It's just a university, Charlotte.
No, it's the best university!

Well, not for me.

You know, you're pretty see-through.

You make out that this is all because
you're so cool and normal.

But you know what's really going on?
You're scared.

So what if I am! It's easy for you.

You've probably wanted to come here
since you were five. You fit in.

I don't feel like I fit in.
Trust me. You do.

Well, my dad didn't. He was here for
ten years.

He was brilliant, my mum said.
And then suddenly he left.

Because something happened to him
here.

He'd never even talk about it,
he never explained.

He was just...sad.

He was always sad...

And now he's dead.

So don't pretend that this is easier
for me than you,

because this place freaks me out!

And I reckon I've got better reasons
than you.

Right, I'm going to my tutorial now.

Maybe I'll see you there.
Look...

'We agree to do the Dandelion Club's
bidding in all things,

regardless of embarrassment to
ourselves or those near to us

for the term of one year.'

Are there going to be girls at this
party?

Oh, yes.

What do we have to do again?

Just be yourselves. If you could
just sign it...

in your own blood.

Just kidding.

Red ink will do nicely.

Excuse me. Can I give my key back?

This way, young sir.

Something not to your liking?

Seriously, mate, I just want to give
my key back.

Leaving us already, Theo?

Five hours at Trinity.

Something to tell your kids about.
What?

I thought you'd last longer, that's
all.

Yeah, well, no offence, but this
place...

What's wrong with it?
Too many people like me?

You know the first Lord Gaudain was a
country squire,

not that much better than a peasant.

He invented a new way of
manufacturing sword handles.

Great. It made him hundreds of
thousands of pounds.

Billions in today's money.

I don't think there's been a member
of my family

who hasn't been to this university
since.

Yeah. Heart-warming. Make a good
Christmas film.

There are two kinds of people who
matter, Theo.

Those who have it and those who earn
it.

I have it. You have to earn it.

Your bags are being delivered to
your room as we speak, Miss Gaudain.

Thanks, Pete.

Nice meeting you.

Right. I'm Dr Maltravers.

I have been a fellow of this college
for over 30 years,

and my research has resulted in the
development of dioxypeptisol -

the miracle cancer drug you may have
read about.

Miss Arc, isn't it?

Is that the dioxypeptisol originally
thought to be a fix for incipient glaucoma?

There were some initial problems
identifying its precise benefit.

The enquiry said that official
approval had been rushed through.

40 babies went blind.

Funny that I should see the day that
my ethics

should be called into question by
the daughter of Richard Arc.

This term...

Sorry I'm late.
Hm.

Well, come in, Mr Mackenzie. Close
the door, please.

As I was saying, this term, it is
anatomy.

And here at Trinity's very own
mortuary,

you will each be dissecting your own
corpse.

The first tutorial is tomorrow
morning,

which means one of you must work
overnight in the labs

preparing a presentation on the
topic, 'the mechanics of the arm'.

Miss Arc, you seem a keen student.

Yes.
Good.

Well, I look forward to your
presentation tomorrow morning at 9am.

Excuse me, Mr Mackenzie.

See you all then.

You're going to be up all night.

Yeah. I'm going to be slaving away
here

while you're living it up at the
Dandelion Club Party.

What?
It's not really my thing anyway.

Take Maddy.

Asexual mitosis.

Biology A-level, question number 13.
Oh! I didn't think of that.

Thank you.
You're welcome.

And representing the comprehensive
school system,

here's Maddy Talbot and Theo
Mackenzie.

Oh, Theo, everybody's so clever and
beautiful and posh.

Oh, Theo, everybody's so clever and
beautiful and posh.

Shut up! You're going to be the most
elegant girl at this party.

Do you think?
Definitely. Come on.

Whoa, whoa...

Y-Y-Y-Your dress, your pants. You
might want to... Oh!

Hey, Mads!

Ah! Peasants!

Well, come in! Wipe your filthy
boots!

What's in the box?

You know, Angus, this is going to be
really good for us.

You think?
No doubt!

See, the first step to sex is
getting girls to notice you.

After tonight, every girl in college
is gonna know exactly who we are.

No doubt!
No doubt!

Nooooo doubt!

No doubt!
Noooo doubt!

What's the matter, coz? You don't
think I'm being unseemly?

Listen, I'm about to make a speech.

Then we could finish what we started
earlier.

I don't know what you're talking
about.- You left me gagging.

Aw, bless! Dorian, it was only
natural we should want to do it once.

All that horseplay in the stables and
games of Twister at Christmas.

Who wouldn't feel a bit incestuous?

But it was just a silly act of
rebellion. I'm over it now.

It was just this morning!
I'm over it now!

If I could just have people's
attention, please. Whoo!

OK. well, this will be new to some
of you,

but one thing that the Feast of
Fools has got to have is...fools!

(CHEERING)

And, due to a few extra
restrictions,

it's been a hard job finding them
this year.

But I've done my best and I think I
can safely say

I've come up with a couple of
absolute stars.

I give you...Jester Primus
- Mr Angus Fergus

and Jester Secundus - Mr Raj Puri!

Rules of the game.

The first fool to hold the golden
ball aloft is the winner.

On my whistle.

Just as we discussed, chaps. Show
these girls what you're made of.

I like the way you move

A grand on the brown one.

Angie...

Got your message. I didn't think you
were going to get in touch so soon.

Did you know Richard was dead?

Did you know he was dead?

I did.

Did you go to his funeral?

No.

Why didn't you call me?

I had to find out from his daughter!

Well, you haven't exactly kept in
touch.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to sound
curt.

I always thought I'd see him again.

Really?

Richard was pretty determined not to
see anyone.

I thought about him every day,
Gabriel.

Every day.

I'm sorry, Angie, I can't.

I can't weep for Richard Arc.

THE KILLERS: Somebody Told Me

Do you not approve?
Well, you know, each to their own.

Are you aware of the fact that I am
45th in line to the throne?

Well, that's not that
close, is it?

Well, that's not the point.
What is the point?

The point is...have you ever come on
a member of the Royal Family?

Hey, hey, Charlotte!

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey...

I didn't see you at the party.
I was working.

I had to...I was in the labs...
It's OK. I understand.

No, I don't think you...

I lost my father too.

Really?
Really.

Accident while shooting.

Is that true?
As I live and breathe.

Do you sometimes think that you can
see him?

All the time.

Only I had this terrible feeling
after he died...something was wrong.

And I think I so wanted to talk to
him that I must have imagined...

and it was a hallucination...
Hey, come here.

Wedgey! Wedgey! Wedgey!

Hail the fools! Hail the fools!

No, stop, stop. Please.

It's my first time.

What? You're a virgin?

Yeah.
Brilliant!

Ow!

Hail the fools! Hail the fools!

In the middle of the fight there,

I'm pretty sure I could see this
girl giving me the eye.

Way to go, man!

Silence!

Where's Dorian? He should be first?

Very well. As Vice President of the
Dandelion Club,

I shall make the first slash.

Enjoying that, fools?

Wow!

Oh, wow!

That was...

Is it always that good?

No. No, it isn't.

I never thought it could be so...

I mean, other people told me but...

Just give me two more minutes

and we'll see if lightning strikes
twice.

I've got a very nice bottle of
bubbly.

Oh, God.

I can't believe I just...

You seduced me!
I seduced you?

I've got to get out of here.
What about round two?

You are...everything I hate.

You're a cold mass of ungodliness and
inherited prejudice and...

No! I never, ever want to see you
again!

I live next door to you! Come on!

I know we're not ideally matched
but we do seem to...you know.

How DARE you!

Hey! Wait!

Ow!

Mate, I don't think that's rain.

Keep to the side.

Most of it misses.

So Raj...what did you think of your
first day at Trinity?

It was interesting, but ultimately
demoralising.

You got any bifter?

Yeah. I kept some in my thong!

Hail the fools! Hail the fools!

Dandelions!

Camelot. Are you secure?
-We are secure, Avalon.

And are you quite well?
Quite well, thank you.

We wish you a happy start to the
term.

Thank you very much.

When you're ready.

Galahad is displaying the following
characteristics.

40, 76, GH 92...

..LB 65 over 80.

Do you both confirm these statistics?

Yes.
We do.

Guard the project.

Protect the Dandelion Club.

The future will come sooner than
they think.

Ready to go again, champ?

I love this place!

I think my cock's touching your
leg.

Raj, I thought uni was going to be
way better than this.

Woooh!
Vote for Charlotte Arc!

Now the party's getting hot.

I'm very handsome and I fuck like a
champ.

Well I've got news for you Dorian
Gaudain: you can't have me.

Again.

Sorry about that ladies. Where were
we?

Awesome.

I'm holding my shotgun to your
horse's head.

You are staring directly at my
vagina.

You are trying to pull the wool over
my eyes.

Naughty, very naughty.

You don't want the press poking
around, do you? You're hiding something.

You don't know what they're doing to
me.

For fuck's sake, you are my friend
but I will see you dead and dishonoured

because they will tell me to do it.

Argh!

Guard the project, protect the
Dandelion Club.

This whole college is rotten from
the bottom to the very top.

Especially the top.

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