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Rise of the
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Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles
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Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles
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Rise of the
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Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles
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Heroes in the half-shell
Turtle power
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Rising up against evil
paint the city green
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Raph is ready for a fight
Leo's making a scene
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Mikey's got mad skills
Donnie rocks machines
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With each other
they discover
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Their destiny and rise
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Cowabunga
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Rise of the
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Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles
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Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles
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Heroes in the half-shell
Turtle power
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Rise
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[instrumental hip-hop music]
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[tires squeal]
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[portal whirs]
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[accordion music playing]
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- We have never been graced
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with a yokai
of your kind before.
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[chuckles]
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And I sure hope
that was your lap.
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- [groans]
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[portal whirs]
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[menacing music]
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[buzzing]
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[thump, splat]
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[gasps]
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The Makers of Brutality?
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all: [groaning]
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- [snaps finger]
- My humblest apologies,
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Boss Beverly.
May I suffer
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a thousand tortures
for making you wait.
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- Eye sockets this way, Hueso.
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We're here for the mob meeting.
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- The Makers of Brutality
meeting is tonight?
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- Nobody forgets
my boss' business dinner.
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- [screams]
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[clients screaming]
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[laughs]
Excuse me,
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but I am not a soup crouton.
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[funk music]
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- Run of the Mill Pizza.
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I am so gonna beat you there.
- Not a competition.
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- Did you say something,
second place?
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- Just 'cause you beat me in
Skate Ball for the first time
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doesn't make you the all-time
champ of everything.
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- I know, just the all-time
champ of today, baby.
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Cowabunga!
- Yeah.
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[laughs]
- Yes! Yeah.
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both: [grunt]
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- On the scene,
just like you asked.
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Give us the 911.
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- I booked the Makers
of Brutality
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and the Masters of Barbarianism
meetings for the same night.
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- Uh, is that bad?
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- They are mortal enemies.
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They will not hesitate
to bash each other
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and destroy
my whole place.
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- So, naturally, you called
the toughest bouncers you knew
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to boot these bozos
out of here.
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- Heavens no.
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I need you to be my waiters
and chefs.
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My entire staff cut out
when they saw those brutes.
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You two will be my temps.
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- But we're natural born
bouncers.
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That's like asking Lou Jitsu
to serve cold soup.
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- Yes, yes, you will cope.
Now, keep them separated,
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always eating, and never
let them fight each other
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or else they will
destroy my restaurant.
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My body can be repaired,
but my heart,
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she lives in my restaurant.
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Let no harm come to her.
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- All right,
all right, all right.
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But can we keep our weapons?
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- No, no, those are
way too sharp
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to be around this restaurant.
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Side note, push dishes
that require only spoons.
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both: Huh?
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- Buenas noches.
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Our completely trained
and completely professional
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waiting staff
will be right with you.
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[thump]
Huh?
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[menacing music]
- [snorts]
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- The Masters of Barbarianism?
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[gasps, laughs]
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Excuse me just for one minute.
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all: Hmm...
- Welcome, welcome.
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[upbeat music]
- Oh, yeah.
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- Got dressed quicker than you.
- Okay, stop.
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We got a job to do here.
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Plus, everyone knows it's all
about who wore it best.
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Um, me.
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- Sorry, can't hear you.
Too busy being a great waiter.
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Hello, new friends.
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Are we ready to be seated?
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both: [hissing]
- I'll take that as a yes.
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This way.
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Hold these, coat boy.
- What?
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[clank]
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Hey!
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- Hmm.
- Thank you for coming.
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I'm Michael, the number one
waiter here--ah!
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[glass shatters]
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- I'll be serving
you serpent dudes,
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as my brother serves
some other guys
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who I'm sure
you've never met.
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Huh?
[whimpers]
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Ah.
all: [inquisitive groan]
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- Huh? Ah...
- Oh, no.
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[dramatic music]
all: [groan]
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- Come to think of it,
maybe we shouldn't have sat you
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right next to each other.
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all: [hiss]
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- It is like all they heard
was, "Make them fight."
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- [growls]
- [growls]
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- Okay, everybody, chill.
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both: Hmm...
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- We wouldn't wanna damage
this fine eating establishment.
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Besides, it's not good to fight
on an empty stomach.
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Who's got six fingers
and just saved the day?
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This guy.
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- [groans]
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Who needs menus?
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I see you in a thin crust
swimming in sheep cheese
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and succulent swamp meats.
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all: Oh.
- Yes.
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Ha-ha! Good luck coming up with
anything half as good as that,
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Second Place.
[laughs]
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- Uh...
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- [whispers]
All time champ of the day.
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- [groans]
- Ooh, baby.
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- What about us, Blue?
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- [chuckles nervously]
Um...
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- Uh...
[panting]
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- Yeah, it's all good, chief.
I have the perfect thing.
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[dramatic thump]
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- [snorts]
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- [giggles]
- Estupido.
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- Way to go, Orange.
I love this guy.
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Come here.
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Here's a little something extra
for you.
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- Thanks.
No way.
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Four unicorns.
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- Get over here.
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- Gosh,
look at how cute they are.
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Aw.
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- Okay, stop.
By impressing your guys,
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you showed me up and made me
tick my guys off.
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You remember why we're here,
right?
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- Sounds like Second Place
is jelly of my unicorns.
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- This is not a competition.
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- Says the guy
with zero unicorns.
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- What are we talking about?
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- How come you got
something fancy?
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- Maybe this place knows a real
mob boss when they meet one.
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both: [groan]
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- [laughs]
One million apologies.
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Is there--?
- We want Orange
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to wait on us.
- Yes.
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Ha-cha!
More unicorns for Mikey.
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And how may the all-time champ
of today be of service to you?
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- Hey, they're my mobsters.
- [grunts]
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[dramatic music]
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- [smug laughter]
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[applause]
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- [chuckles]
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Here you go, kid.
- Oh.
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- Five unicorns.
That's one more than four.
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- [gasps]
- Shocking.
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As waiters
they do not totally stink.
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- Hey, that's my bread.
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Those are supposed
to be my unicorns.
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- What's that, Second Place?
No, no, last place.
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- Oh, it is on.
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Whoever gets the most unicorns
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is the all-time champ
of forever, baby.
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- Bring it, baby.
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both: [groaning]
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[tense music]
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[grunting]
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[knife clacking
on cutting board]
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[blade swishes]
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- Ah!
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- [grunting]
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[applause]
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[applause]
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[accordion music playing]
- Whoo-hoo! Yeah.
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- Excellent.
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- Ah!
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- [moaning]
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[spirited music]
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both: [grunting]
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[blade swishes]
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[fire roars]
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- Ah. Ah!
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- [groans]
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both: [screaming]
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all: [gasp]
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[groan]
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
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My grandmother had a saying.
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Do not get mad,
eat cake.
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[bell rings]
all: Mmm.
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- Cake.
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- One thousand one,
one thousand two--
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oh, what's this?
One thousand three unicorns.
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- Me too.
We're dead even.
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I'm naming you all George,
except you.
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You're Mikey Jr.
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- We have the best cake
above or below the city.
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all: Oh.
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- Ah!
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all: [groan]
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- One day,
we will all laugh at this.
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Apparently,
today is not that day.
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[screams]
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- Five unicorns
to whichever waiter
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shatters Bonesy
into a hundred pieces.
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- Huh?
- No way.
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There's not enough unicorns
in the world.
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- One hundred unicorns.
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both: Deal.
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- I mean, no.
I mean, deal.
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Oh, I'm so conflicted.
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- Please, take the deal.
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Broken bones are nothing
compared to my broken heart
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if my restaurant,
she was destroyed.
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- For the love of brutality,
I'll do it then.
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- [screams]
Not my chandelier.
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[whimpers]
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- Sorry, chicos, you can't
put a price on friendship.
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We got so carried away
with our competition,
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we forgot what really matters.
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Punching and kicking bad guys.
- Yeah!
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- As well as not damaging one
square inch of my restaurant.
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- Somebody teach
these circus clowns a lesson.
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- [hisses, screams]
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- [grunts]
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Ah!
- Huh?
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Whoa.
- [screams]
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[groans]
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- Ah.
Phew--ah!
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- [growls]
Huh?
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- Oh.
- [whimpering]
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- [chuckles]
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[dishes swish]
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[upbeat music]
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Boom-bam-bang.
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- Let me get these
out of the way.
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- [grunts]
262
00:10:11,379 --> 00:10:12,862
- Mm?
Oh.
263
00:10:12,896 --> 00:10:15,241
264
00:10:15,275 --> 00:10:16,620
- [laughs]
265
00:10:16,655 --> 00:10:18,034
You're welcome.
266
00:10:18,068 --> 00:10:20,724
267
00:10:21,310 --> 00:10:22,827
- [snaps finger]
- [gasps, whistles]
268
00:10:22,862 --> 00:10:25,551
- The two mobs are teaming up.
We're outnumbered.
269
00:10:25,586 --> 00:10:28,172
- No problem.
Ooh-ah!
270
00:10:28,206 --> 00:10:29,620
Attack!
271
00:10:29,655 --> 00:10:34,034
Come on, George, George,
George, George, George, George.
272
00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:35,965
- Okay.
273
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:39,000
all: Ah!
274
00:10:40,758 --> 00:10:44,000
- George, George, George,
George.
275
00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:45,793
- We get it, dude.
276
00:10:45,827 --> 00:10:47,172
- Amazing.
277
00:10:47,206 --> 00:10:51,137
You dispatched the street thugs
and there is no damage at all.
278
00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:53,862
- I'm sorry we got caught up
in the competition, Bone Man.
279
00:10:53,896 --> 00:10:57,896
- It was not your fault.
It was mine, for calling you.
280
00:10:57,931 --> 00:11:01,172
But you were true friends
and did what I asked.
281
00:11:01,206 --> 00:11:04,551
You brought no harm
to my beautiful...
282
00:11:04,586 --> 00:11:07,241
[unicorns squeaking, munching]
283
00:11:08,206 --> 00:11:10,482
[dish shatters]
284
00:11:10,517 --> 00:11:11,689
- Race you back home.
285
00:11:11,724 --> 00:11:14,172
Winner is all-time champ
of tomorrow, baby.
286
00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:16,034
- What?
Oh, come on.
287
00:11:16,068 --> 00:11:20,206
- Uh, I must lose
their phone numbers.
288
00:11:20,241 --> 00:11:22,551
Oy vey.
289
00:11:26,724 --> 00:11:33,586
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