All language subtitles for Offspring.S06E05.Breaking.Point.WEBRip.x264-ION10

[news reader]
Is this Australia's worst hospital?

Disturbing footage
of a midwife apparently hand--

-Bye!
-No, Neens,

you're on telly. Get in here!

-[news reader] after being posted online.
-[Nina] What?

The incident, being dubbed "Baby ball"
has drawn thousands

of comments, many understandably
calling into question the professionalism

of the staff.

Coming up, the suburban granny,
barking like a dog.

It's a really nice photo.
You look 30, 35 tops.

My face was just on the news.

Not the news. They were advertising
shake weights a minute ago.

You'll be fine, Neens.

I mean, you, you weren't the one
hand balling a baby.

[Nina] It's not a baby, it's a doll.

[opening theme song playing]

♪ Oh why, oh why, oh why? ♪

♪ Oh won't you sing ♪

♪ Bring your hips to me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips, oh, oh ♪

♪ Bring your hips to me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Oh bring your hips to me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips, oh, oh ♪

♪ Bring your hips to me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Oh why, oh why, oh why ♪

♪ Won't you sing ♪

[footsteps]

-Good morning.
-Thank you for coming in early.

-Of course.
-Yes, he should be here any minute.

What do they call him again?

The crisis and culture Manager.

What does that mean?

I have no idea.

Just in case if you're wondering
what I'm wearing under this--

-I'm not.
-It's a post-surgery compression vest,

but it is purely a cosmetic choice.

-Good.
-Yes. Well, good.

Well, ah, we should sit.

No, we stand. Stand.

It's more professional, more formal,
yes, don't you think?

Good, good. No, no, no, let's sit.
It's more us. It's more us.

-[knocking at door]
-Ah, here he is.

Harry Crew, I presume.

Doctor Martin Clegg, PhD. My colleague,
Doctor Nina Proudman.

Yes, I've seen Doctor Proudman
on the news.

Mm, oh, that... No, that wasn't the news.

Actually I'll need access to your desk
if you don't mind.

Hmm?

Yes, of course.

I'll, ah, take a...
Take a seat over there.

Forgive me if I seem abrupt.

It's just situations like this
can snowball within hours,

so our response time
is absolutely critical.

-Mm-hmm.
-I do want you to rest assured,

I am here to help.

Now...

have there been any concerns about
the midwife in question before?

None, whatsoever.

It's a very unfortunate
and isolated incident.

Well obviously the public's perception
of St. Francis is as important

as the level of care patients receive.

Well, nothing's as important as the level
of care our patients receive.

As a doctor you should feel that way.
That's your job.

[Nina] The question is, what's your job?

My job is to manage crisis,
address negative work culture

and maintain public confidence

so you still have a job to go to.

Your culture is your brand

and right now your brand is unprofessional
and irresponsible.

With all due respect, you do realise
that that isn't a real baby?

I don't need your respect,

Doctor Proudman.
Your patients and the public do.

[Nina] Handsome, but annoying.

Look, I understand it's intrusive,

having a stranger come in and assess you.

But we are on the same side.
We do need to work together.

Right, well, we will be putty
[grunts] in your hands.

Okay, well, the first step will be
to issue a statement

to the media as soon as possible.

I have taken the liberty, of course,

of jotting down a few notes
for just such a--

Actually, Doctor Proudman will represent
the hospital on this occasion.

-Why?
-What?

Well, you're already a part
of the marketing campaign.

Research indicates an apology from
a woman resonates more effectively,

particularly regarding women's issues.

I see. [clears throat]

Isn't that sexist?

No, it's just a fact.

Now you'll only be required
to answer pre-approved questions.

I'm going to give you some techniques
to help you connect with the audience.

What audience?

Well, we've arranged for you
to appear on the Project.

What project?

-Live.
-What?

Tonight.

Where're you going?

I've arranged a few tokens
of my appreciation for myself.

In preparation for my birthday.

-What about Zoe?
-I'm dropping her at Jimmy's on the way.

How old are you turning?

-Forty.
-[gasps]

There's no need to threaten our guest,
Michael. I'm fine.

I didn't think you were that old.

Well, for me it's not how old you are,

it's how old you are.

"The afternoon knows
what the morning never suspected."

So are you going to have a massive party?

No, no, we're just having a quiet,
romantic dinner.

Why are you winking at me?

No. I'm not understanding the wink.

Or the smile.

Billie, you specifically said
you didn't want a party this year!

Come on, Monkey Bum,
let's go see Paddy and Alfie.

[Mick] I really thought you meant it!

[giggles]

Love you.

-But there is no party.
-I'm not going to tell her.

So what are you getting her?

A song.

That I haven't written yet.

How do you write a song anyway?

You just... do it.

[doorbell ringing]

Hey, mate, that's Zoe and Aunty Billie.
Yeah!

-Boo!
-Oh!

[laughs]

Boo to you too. Um...

Look, I just want to apologise
for the other night.

Um...

I really thought I was doing
the right thing,

but clearly I was wrong, and I'm sorry.

I also wanted to drop off
a few things I thought you might like.

Is this like some sort of final act
for you?

Parading my head on a spike as a show
of strength or something?

What? No. No,
I just thought you might want the sign.

If I wanted the sign
I would have taken it.

[birds chirping]

What's in the boxes?

It's, um...

Well, it's a bit weird after your reaction
to the sign, but...

leftover food.

Um, beans, tomatoes mostly tinned goods.

-I thought--
-You thought dropping off

the final remnants of my failure,

aka your success,
was going to achieve what exactly?

It's just a peace offering, mate.

[door closes and opens]

You're bigger than that.

No, I'm not.

Muah, I love you.

I love you.

Ooh! Paddy's done a poo.

[door opens and closes]

Where's Daddy's kiss?

How're we going in here?

Still pretty comfortable.

I could use another pillow.

[laughs]

Ian and Spencer, this is Kim,
one of our midwives.

-How're you going?
-Hey.

Spencer's having a cesarean
with us tomorrow.

Excellent.

Did we see you on the TV this morning?

Oh, possibly.

I thought it was you.

My Mum, she saw it on the news
and she was straight on the phone.

She actually wanted us
to change hospitals.

She thought it was a real baby.

Yeah, well, so did I when I first saw it.

Definitely not a real baby.

No! No, no, no, of course. We know that.

No, we wouldn't be here
if we thought that--

I mean it's great, actually,

that they're letting you see patients
and everything.

Oh, you have a textbook,
perfect presentation. So just relax,

get as much rest as you can,
and we'll see you tomorrow.

You cannot let this shake you.

It's too late.

Kim, you don't have to question yourself.

You're an excellent midwife
who just happened to go viral.

-It could've happened to any of us.
-Doesn't matter what I think.

If Dirty Harry tells the board
I'm an incompetent idiot,

I'm an incompetent idiot.

You're no more incompetent than I am.

And you're incompetent too
if he says you are.

Well, there's a difference
between incompetence and idiocy.

And we're all idiots.

Yeah.

And we're all right behind you.

[guitar playing]

[clears throat]

Just be up-front. You're terrified
and you can't do it.

He can't make you do it.

You're a doctor, not a spokesperson.

Hi. Is now a good time?

Absolutely.

I just wanted to say I understand
you were quite uncomfortable earlier.

What? No, I wasn't.

No, when I said you'd be speaking
on behalf of the hospital,

I thought I saw some concern.

Not at all.

Looking forward to it.

Great.

Ah, well, the most important thing
is just to stay on message.

-Mmm.
-Just keep coming back to your key words.

Sincerely apologise, isolated incident,
utmost respect...

[both together] ...out of context.

Think I've got it.

Well, I'll leave you to it.

Okay.

[music playing]

I thought it was a great idea
for the first 24 hours.

I imagined us a sort of indoor Thelma
and Louise.

-[man] Which one are you?
-Louise.

No, Thelma. Oh, whichever one had
the thing with Brad Pitt.

Obviously.

It was glorious for the first day
and a half but now I feel trapped,

and I can't leave
without being spotted and...

I know I shouldn't mention
the thing between you and Marjorie,

but she is getting a bit clingy.

She's definitely got boundary issues.

[sighs] I've cornered myself
into a hostage situation

and I've never been more bored in my life.

Aside from our chats, of course.

I'm delighted to be of service.

Ah.

So, what have you got for me today?

Oh, I've paired a basic white shirt
with a Y-front and mocha loafer.

Oh, understated. I like that.

Well, I'm wearing a,

floor length silk number with
a lacy detail around the décolletage.

[reporter]That and the day's
top news stories. This is The Project.

[Nina] Stressful situation. Accept it.

-[woman] Nina?
-Huh?

Thank you.

[NIna] I am not in physical danger
and I am not going to panic.

That's great.
You can close again if you like.

[Nina] One, two, three...

four,. five...

[Harry] Not sleeping, is she?

No, I was told that I could keep
my eyes closed, so...

That's fifteen minutes.

Look, I know you're all over everything.
I just have one suggestion.

Entirely up to you.

If you open with a "thanks for having me"
it just sort of sets the tone.

-It's a tiny thing.
-Yeah.

All good.

[phone rings]

-Excuse me.
-Yeah.

Hi.

Neens, where are you?

Doing an interview with the Project.

[laughs]

-No, seriously.
-Please don't watch it.

Nina is going to be on television.

What?

-Who you calling?
-Everyone.

Thanks very much for coming in
at such short notice.

Oh, not at all.

[Nina] Out of context. Apology. Isolated.
You're going to be fine.

[man] All right, here we go, guys.
In three, two...

Now a midwife at St. Francis Hospital
was caught on camera

hand balling a baby this week.

It turns out it was a prop baby.

And joining us tonight is the face
of St. Francis, Doctor Nina Proudman.

-Doctor Proudman...
-There she is.

...thank you so much
for being here tonight.

-[Nina] Thank you for having me.
-Yes!

[Carrie] Now I know when I had my babies,
it's a particularly vulnerable time and...

one of the things I found most reassuring
was the support of the midwives.

They are the backbone
of any obstetrics department, Carrie.

Suck on that, Australia.

This is just a very unfortunate,
isolated incident.

But if it was an isolated incident,
how do you respond to this?

Certainly the--

[Carrie] Hold on, we just...
We've got another clip here.

Ah, that is all about...

context.

But in what context
is a staff member running from not one

but three staff members?

Like clearly terrified.

Well, that's a perfectly
understandable interpretation

of the footage, Carrie,

but what we're seeing here is really just
a harmless game of kiss chasey.

-[Carrie] Oh.
-That's Elvis out in front.

He loves it.

[laughs]

Doesn't everyone?

I mean...

But it doesn't look like fun.

It looks like repeated sexual harassment.

He, he is faster than he looks,
and no one's caught him yet.

So...

[Carrie] Okay, well, I think
we're going to have to leave it there.

[Nina] Oh, God.

God.

Maybe it wasn't that bad? It was that bad.
You made the situation worse,

on national television. No. No, he's here.

He's going to have a strategy for dealing
with this. That's his job.

He's going to fix it. Don't catastrophize.
It's not helpful.

So, we'll need to meet first thing
in the morning.

Talk through how to try and stem
the bleeding on this.

[chuckles] You know the catastrophizing
isn't helpful.

There was no bleeding.

It was a game of kiss chasey.

[phone vibrating]

[footsteps]

-Your elocution was immaculate.
-Thank you.

And your hair looked really shiny.

And you got a few good shots
in before you went to ground.

I've taped it if you want to go
through it together.

-I don't.
-I already know what the problem is.

It's just that you went on for too long.
You babbled.

Did I?

It's not a criticism. Don't get defensive.

I'm just suggesting that next time

you find yourself
in front of a microphone...

I love you. I trust you.
I'm just saying, keep it tight.

What are you talking about?

Oh, not now.

No, you need your rest.

You look like you've been hit by a bus.

Night.

[Mick] How was she?

She's a bit confused.

Bit of denial.

I don't think she's ready to talk.

Hmm.

Please don't forget to invite Will.

-Billie? Billie.
-Mm-mm.

Yes.

I have so little time
with you before I go away,

I don't want to share you with anyone.

I... I swear to you
there is no surprise party.

We're going out for a nice romantic dinner
at Markov, just the two of us. Okay?

I just want you all to myself.

Oh, Mick.

Whatever you decide to do,

for my birthday,

I'm gonna love.

[music playing]

-Good morning, Nina.
-Morning, Neens.

Like your hair like that.

Do you want some donuts?

Please, don't be nice to me.
It's disconcerting and uncomfortable.

We just thought that with all
the online stuff you might need

a little bit of cheering up, that's all.

What online stuff?

Just the usual smart arses,

having a go, saying smart arsey things.

Like what?

There are some choking references.

Yeah. A couple
of John McCain blinking comparisons.

I went to shit in front of the camera
because I was ambushed

by the kiss chasey footage.

[muffled] Elvis, sorry.

[Mick] How's Zara handling doctor school?

She's tired. I'm tired.

You know how it is.

Oh, you're outside the line again, mate.
Just work it back in.

We're arguing a lot.

About everything.

We even argue about how to argue,

-where to argue.
-Yeah.

Well, that's pretty standard.

Is it?

Billie's onto the party.

And I've gotta say kudos,
doing it all solo,

and not even telling the rest of us.

It's a bit risky, leaving it with
the late notice and everything--

I've done nothing.

I haven't told anyone
because there's nothing to tell.

It is all in Billie's head.

Well, she's written a speech.

I feel like I've been preparing
for this since my 30th,

and I refuse to be one of those women
who give in to society's expectation.

The whole beauty industry
is just another form of oppression,

and the constant push to value women

based solely on their physical appearance
is just ridiculous.

You know the truth is,

ageing is a privilege, you know?
It's beautiful,

and it's offensive that women are made
to feel invisible

just because we're getting a bit older.

Yeah, I'm turning 40. Yeah, so what?
Big deal.

I'm a worthwhile human being.

I'm still beautiful.

You're nearly dry.

♪ And even if you atrophy down there ♪

♪ You know that I ♪

♪ Don't care ♪

What?

What, you don't like the word atrophy?

I think I'm gonna throw up.

God, it's not that bad.

Brody, I don't think you appreciate
how personal this process is.

[puking]

Shit, shit, shit, shit.

Hey, I'm really sorry.
I thought you were just mucking around.

[flushes]

Are you okay?

I'm pregnant.

It only feels real when I throw up.

The rest of the time I feel normal.

You're the first person I've told.

[sighs]

So you haven't told your mother?

No point.

What about the father? Gonna tell him?

I've tried.

I've called him heaps of times
but he doesn't pick up.

He gets really busy.

What's his number?

-Why?
-Oh, 'cause I want to ask him on a date.

Just [chuckles] give me his number.

Okay.

Nine, six, seven, uh.

Yep.

[Jason]Yeah?

Yeah, hi, is this Jason Smith?

Yeah, it is.

Ah, yeah, you don't know me.
My name's Mick.

I'm a friend of Brody Jordan's.

Yeah, she just wants to talk to you.

[indistinct talking]

Yeah. Okay.

Sure. Yeah, sure.
All right, I will pass that on.

What did he say?

[sighs]

Jason is a total dip shit.

You know, he might change.

Dip shits sometimes evolve,
but right now, he's...

He's not going to be there for you

and that sucks so hard. But it's just...

It's the way he is.

It's not your fault.

[crying] I mean,
I didn't really expect him to be around.

And I... And I know it's my problem.

I just don't know if I can handle it.

But I don't know
if I can handle not handling it either.

Why don't you talk to Billie?

No?

Or Nina. She's an obstetrician.

Telling people makes it real.

Please don't tell anyone.

Okay. Okay, I won't...

I won't tell anyone.

Hey, but you have to promise me,

you'll tell Billie
or Nina before I leave, okay?

Because you can't go through this
on your own.

You don't have to.

[sighs]

Look, I'm sure as you're all aware,
a second wave of unfortunate footage

has become public,

and consequently concerns
about staff behavior

and professionalism have been raised.

If those questions are not addressed,
the public will lose confidence

and you will become
a magnet for disgruntled patients.

It doesn't matter
how well intentioned you were or are.

The only thing that matters right now
is public perception.

What about reality?

Apparently no one cares.

I know some of you were unaware

that the hospital surveillance cameras
are operational.

This will remain an internal concern.
I'm currently reviewing the footage.

I'd like to offer you all the opportunity
to come and speak with me

if you have any concerns.

The first thing I'm going to ask you to do

is a basic assessment,

of yourselves and of each other.

No one will be privy
to your responses but me.

There are no wrong answers.

Just be as honest as you can.

And get them back to me
as soon as you can. Thank you.

[Nina] That calmative starting
to take effect?

Not really.

It will.

[laughs]

I think we're about ready to go.

See you in there.

[baby crying]

Here she is.

Oh, she's got a good set of lungs on her.

[man] She's beautiful.

Okay.

[beeping]

Right, let's get this placenta out.
Quickly.

Hey, Spence, you okay?

I can't get it. Kim,
we need some help in here.

Spence, can you hear me?

Adult Code Blue, theater number three.

She's... She's passing out.
What's happening? Is she breathing?

Yeah, she's absolutely breathing.

We need a syntocinon infusion
and some ergometrine.

[Ian] Is she breathing?

[grunts]

She's still breathing.

She's lost consciousness
and she's hemorrhaging.

Now if you want to stay in the room

I need you to step back
and stay calm and quiet.

Can you do that for me, Ian?

-Yeah.
-Step back.

[man] Heart rate, 58 beats per minutes.

Fifty five, fifty three, forty seven.

She's going to crash.

Forty five.

[Nina] One milligram adrenaline.
Zero point five milligrams of atropine.

Let's get some oxygen.

[continuous beep]

...thirty.

Come on, Spencer.

[man] Heart rate eighty beats per minute.

[Nina] Okay. She's okay. She's breathing.

[beeping]

She's going to be fine.

[phone ringing]

-Hi, Billie.
-Neens, I know you've sworn to secrecy

but tell me where we're going tonight.

I don't know. Ask Mick.

Okay, I respect you for adhering
to the code,

but I can't figure out what to wear.

What are you wearing?

-I'm wearing scrubs.
-What are you changing into?

Billie, sorry, I'm just...

I'm so tired.

Where is my surprise party?

Party?

I... I thought Mick was taking you
for dinner?

[music playing]

Oh, I have no clean pants and I need
to leave the house.

It comes in quicker than I can get it out.
It is physically impossible.

Well, if you want to get on top of it,
then it needs to be on.

If you're awake, the washing machine needs
to be on. It's Mick.

Hey.

Ah, hi, yeah, we've got a situation here.
I... I need your help.

What do you need?

You were right about Billie.
She out-bluffed me.

She still thinks there's a party.

I told you.

Well, please, help me.

Okay, let's do it.

No, you're unavailable. I need pants.

Is that one of my questionnaires?

No. It's a medical report.

Right. Well, that is disappointing.

And sorry, I don't really appreciate
you rolling your eyes at me.

These forms take ten minutes to complete
and frankly,

it's very worrying that no one
has bothered to return them.

[Nina] Just suck it up.
He's a suit without a clue. Just nod.

You know clearly you think
I'm a suit without a clue.

These forms have to take priority.

Well, they don't.

And I'm not going to apologize for that.

And I know if you don't get your forms,
you can't do your job.

But if we can't do our jobs,
people actually die.

So how about you let us do our jobs
and you'll get your forms tomorrow.

[music playing]

-Good evening.
-Hi.

-Hi.
-Ah, we've got a reservation

under the name Holland.

Party of two. Absolutely.

Follow me.

Come through.

I'll take that. Lovely dress.

-Oh, thank you.
-[Mick] Isn't it?

Happy birthday.

Nice. This is great.

I really thought you were going
to deliver.

I thought we were communicating.

I thought your lying was next level
and I was really excited.

But you know what?

This is perfect.

I'm forty. It's too late for parties.

And why draw attention to the fact that

I'm getting older?

And why shouldn't it be just us?

Yeah, sure.

And I'm going to miss you so much,
Mick, and I love you so--

Please forgive me. I'm so sorry,
but we've seated you at the wrong table.

We seem to have confused your booking
with a customer in a wheelchair.

Well, he can't access the back room.

We should go to the back.

Oh, you want...

-If you don't mind.
-Oh, yes, okay. Sure, sure, sure.

-Yeah, okay.
-We'll go out the back.

Oh, thank you.

-So sorry about this.
-No, no, no.

[Mick] Sorry about that.

Surprise!

Mum!

-Oh, let's just get our table.
-Mum--

-[Mick] I don't think it is.
-[Billie] Ow! But... but...

[everybody] Surprise!

[cheering]

You really screwed with my mind!
I'm so proud of you.

Ah, well, it was a team effort.

Surprise!

[laughs]

I'm back.

Mum, what are you doing here?

Oh, I came back early.
I couldn't miss my girl's big day.

Oh, my God,
how long have you been planning this?

You will never know.

I totally underestimated you.

-Thank you.
-Thank you so much.

[indistinct chatter]

Happy birthday! Whoops.

Happy birthday.

Oh.

That is exquisite.

[Jimmy] It's upside down.

Oh, now I love it even more.

There's actually a whole series.

I think there's only one of these.

What have you done?

This is the best present
I've been giving in my life, ever.

[Jimmy] You can't buy Billie's affection.

Yes. Yes, he can. He just did.

-I love you.
-Love you too.

Happy birthday.

[indistinct chatter]

Mother.

Hello, son.

So you must have just touched down
and got straight back on the plane again.

I've never been so jet lagged.

[laughing]

And how was it?

Absolutely, um, delightful.

Mm, how long were you actually there for?

Not long enough.

Did you make it to the festival
at Bon en Lommer?

Oh, no time. Um, do we go to the bar
or do they come around.

Wynand Fockink?

Why are you asking me all these questions
when you should be getting me a drink?

Jimmy knew you were in Melbourne.

What?

You had your phone locations on.

Well! You might have had the decency
to call me!

We just wanted to see how far you go
and he's not disappointed.

It would have been nice
to let it play out organically.

[Nina] Shit day.

Crisis and crisis management.

Put them aside. This is what's important.

[cheering]

[music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

[pop music playing]

[Mick singing] ♪ If life is like
Climbing to the top of a mountain ♪

♪ Forty short years she's walked ♪

♪ But who's counting ♪

♪ Billie Proudman take a look around you ♪

♪ Sometimes the path was rough ♪

♪ And you were wondering why ♪

♪ But tonight's the night ♪

♪ We remind you ♪

♪ Everyone here feels lucky ♪

♪ To have found you ♪

♪ So climb Billie climb ♪

♪ What a lovely view you've got ♪

♪ Such a lovely view ♪

♪ Take your time Billie time ♪

♪ Don't you know you're just warming up ♪

♪ Happy birthday to our ♪

♪ Beautiful explorer with love
In her corner ♪

♪ She's the light in our lives ♪

♪ She's the wine in our cup ♪

♪ Open your eyes Billie eyes ♪

♪ And look at all the love you got ♪

♪ Look at all the love you got ♪

Sing with me guys.

♪ Look at all the love you got ♪

You too Clegg.

♪ Look at all the love you got ♪

Let's bring it home.

♪ Look at all the love you got ♪

[cheering and applauding]

Um, I just... I just want to say
a few brief words about my sister.

Billie...

you are the most original,

courageous, belligerent person

that I've ever had the privilege to love.

You do scare me more than anyone alive

and you inspire me every day.

You never fail to surprise me.

I love you.

Like no one else.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday.

[cheering]

Love you.

[man] Billie!

[cheering]

Wow. Oh, look at all of you.

[sighs]

Oh, ah,

it's such a beautiful turnout, and I...

I can't tell you what it means
just to look out at you all.

All my important people.

Well, not all of them.

This'd be the first, um,

proper family do we've had since Dad died.

I'm all right. Um...

Ah, but he... He was certainly the life
of the party, wasn't he?

[laughs]

He had a way with the ladies.

[laughs]

And welcome, Will.

[laughs]

Um, you're so lovely, you are,
and I'm just, um...

I'm so... I'm so glad you're here.

And you're so handsome.

Isn't he handsome?

You are. You know you are.

You look like Dad.

So it's not your fault. It's just...

[slow music playing]

you remind me that he's not here.

[crying]

[crying]

[exhales]

I don't want to go back in, Neens.

No one expects you to.

God, I feel like such a baby.

God, I'm forty years old
and I'm blubbing like a fucking baby.

No one cares.

[crying]

God, I knew he was gone before I walked up
to the microphone.

He's been gone for months.

Why'd I have to choose now to feel it?
What the fuck is wrong with me?

You miss him.

[inhales and exhales]

Do you remember that time we went
to Queensland

and I got really burnt on the first day,

and I had to wear one of his t-shirts
for the rest of the trip?

[bursts out laughing]

God, that was funny.
You couldn't even go outside.

[both laughing]

But it was Sydney.

God, I had blisters. It was child abuse.
And it was Queensland.

Why are you crying?

It's my turn, not your turn.
I'm crying now.

Can't I cry too?

You get shocking frog eyes when you cry,
and it's my night.

I don't want to watch you ugly cry.

I'm not the one who gets frog eyes.

Yes, you are.

-Not like you do.
-We both know it's you.

[music playing]

-Hi.
-Hi.

You feel so smooth.

Do you like the way it feels?

I'm not sure. What's causing it?

Post surgery compression vest.

Sans surgery.

Okay.

Do you... like the way it feels?

Well, initially, yes.

It's been cutting me in half all night.

Then why are you wearing it?

I don't know.

I know things have been rough
for us lately.

And I miss you.

I miss you so much.

I don't understand it.

Making love to you
has always been out of this world,

off the charts, every single time.

And I was scared, that if we'd settle
in together, we'd ruin it.

Kill the magic.

Now the sex is dead,

I'm not scared anymore.

So... Martin Gordan Stewart Clegg.

-Yes.
-Will you marry me?

Oh, Mick, I've got frog eyes.

I had a sexathon planned.
I had all the Suzi Quattro gear ready

and Cheeky Panda, and you're going
to have to do all the work.

[inhales and exhales]

I don't think I should leave.

You have to.

It's only six months.

Yeah, but there's so much going on
with you.

I don't want to leave you alone.

I'll be okay.

And I'm never alone.

I've got Neens, and Zoe.

[phone vibrates]

[Nina] Harry? Calling after hours?

Calling me?

An apology, maybe, or...

Nina, it's Harry Crewe.

I'm sorry to call
so late but there's been a development.

A man has come forward claiming
that he and his wife

were sent home with the wrong baby,
a year and a half ago.

I've scheduled a meeting with you
and Martin.

This is very bad for St. Francis.

I'll see you first thing tomorrow.