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Karp: Let me guess --
Franklin and Bash?
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Carter: Yes.
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But we don't have
an appointment.
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Karp:
Oh, you're probably good.
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Roll this way.
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♪ ...John donne believe ♪
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-(Peter) I do not.
-(Jared) Yes, you do.
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You do not wash the sink
after you shave.
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Peter: You leave toenail
clippings all over the place.
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Jared: What? No, I don't.
Prove it.
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Peter: "Prove it"?
How am I supposed to prove it?
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Jared: Offer me tangible proof,
counselor.
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Peter: "Tangible proof."
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Karp: Gentlemen,
clients here to see you.
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Peter:
We're on a conference call.
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Whoa.
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-Oh. Margot!
-(Jared) Hey!
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Peter: I told you
that would work.
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Show him. Show him.
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Oh, that is great!
Look at that.
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-Ahh, that is a thing of beauty.
-(Jared) Whoa. Piece of work.
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Peter: Did you find her
on the strand?
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Carter:
Uh, in the marina, actually.
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Margot and I had
a lovely afternoon.
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Margot: Yeah,
and these floors are sick.
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I'm gonna go do crossovers
in the lobby.
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Karp: Actually, you're not.
Come with me.
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Margot: Oh, okay.
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Carter:
Innovative thinking.
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[ Peter laughs ]
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Carter: That's exactly
what I'm looking for.
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Peter: Well, it was sort of
our marketing style
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at our old firm --
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Carter: Franklin & Bash, LLC,
although you weren't actually
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a limited liability corporation,
were you?
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Jared: Truthfully, we just
like the way "LLC" sounds.
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Carter:
Like anybody ever checks.
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Gentlemen, I would like
to put you on retainer.
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Jared: Let me get you a chair,
Mr., uh...
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Carter: Lang.
Carter Lang.
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I would have thought you two
would have a better poker face.
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Jared:
This is our poker face.
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Peter:
'Cause inside we're thinking,
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"This is the C.E.O.
of Groton Financial
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who gave himself
$20 million..."
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Jared: "Even as his company
and all its shareholders
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went down the crapper."
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Carter: Yeah.
[ Chuckles ]
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But I'd like to try
to change all that.
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You know, I'd like to try
and compensate
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all those who have suffered
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due to my more, uh,
regrettable executive decisions.
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Jared:
What, did you find God?
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Carter:
We'll find out soon enough.
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Last week, I went
for my annual physical.
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I have the prostate
of a 19-year-old
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but the pancreas of a zombie.
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I have two months to live.
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-(Peter) Dude, that sucks.
-(Jared) Sorry.
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Carter: No, it's okay.
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I've actually
never felt more alive,
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knowing I'm gonna die soon.
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But I only have a little bit
of time left,
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and I need to aggressively
liquidate the assets
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to compensate the shareholders,
and that's why I need you two.
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Peter: Estate planning
and corporate law
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aren't really our strengths.
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-I mean --
-(Carter) No, no, no, no.
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I have a fleet of corporate
lawyers to handle all of that.
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You two -- you bring
other skills to the table.
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Jared:
We'd like to help you out.
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Peter: Yeah,
if it's gonna help pay back
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some of the people
that you've screwed over.
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Carter: Gentlemen,
I assure you it will.
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Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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I'll be in touch.
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Peter: All right.
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Carter: Oh, by the way,
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do you happen to have
Margot's number?
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She promised me
she'd teach me to long-board.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Jared: I'm sorry.
Actually, I don't have --
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Peter: Nah, what do you need --
home number, cell?
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What?
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Jared: Nothing.
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[ Rock music plays ]
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♪ Franklin & Bash 1x06 ♪
Big Fish
Original Air Date on July 6, 2011
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♪ Ooh, what a mixture ♪
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♪ such a vivid picture ♪
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♪ ooh, what a mixture ♪
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♪ if I must say so myself ♪
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Stanton: You know,
I've dealt with a few
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of these Carter Langs
in my time, and I must say,
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these death-bed conversions
make me very skeptical.
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Jared: Guy seems to have had a
change of heart. We all make mistakes.
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Peter:
And he was on roller skates.
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I mean, bad guys
don't roller-skate.
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There's science
that backs that up.
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-[ Stanton laughs ]
-(Jared) We feel good about this.
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Stanton: All right, good.
Well, then congratulations.
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I guess you you guys
should be rewarded
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for landing such a big fish,
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so here are my floor seats
for Staples tonight.
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-(Peter) Hanging with Jack.
-[ Jared laughing ] Yeah.
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More like Penny Marshall.
These are Clipper tickets.
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Stanton: It's Carter Lang,
not Bill and Melinda Gates.
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The blowback
for representing this turd
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could be quite significant.
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Jared: All right,
third nacho boat was a bad idea.
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Peter: You think?
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Jared: Unless, of course,
I die tomorrow,
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and then I will regret
having not had
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that third round
of nacho deliciousness.
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Peter: You are not
gonna die tomorrow.
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Jared: You know what?
Fortnight ago,
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Carter Lang
thought the same thing.
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Peter: "A fortnight ago"?
What are you, Samuel Clemens?
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-(Jared) I am Samuel Clemens.
-[ Peter laughs ]
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-(Jared) Hey.
-(Peter) What are you doing here?
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Debbie: Carter Lang
sent over some files.
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Figured you might
want to get started.
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Peter: Hmm.
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So, you meet this Allen yet?
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Debbie: No, but it's
only been two weeks.
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Jared: You know, it is weird
that you're still
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-just in the texting phase.
-(Peter) Mm.
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Debbie: Well,
I'm trying to figure out
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if he wants something more
or to be just, you know, F.W.B.
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-(Peter) Ah.
-(Jared) Debbie, you are talking
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to two of the masters
of text subtext.
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All right, read one.
Come on.
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Peter: Come on.
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Debbie: Um..."I dreamt about you
last night."
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-(Peter) Mm.
-(Jared) Okay.
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-He definitely wants benefits.
-(Peter) Mm-hmm.
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Jared: So you keep it light
and flirty.
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Peter: Yeah, write back,
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"Would you consider us
closer friends now?"
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Debbie: Oh.
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Jared:
Yeah, we're that good.
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Debbie: Okay, thanks.
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I'll see you guys tomorrow.
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-(Jared) All right.
-(Debbie) Okay.
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-(Peter) Yeah.
-(Jared) Wait.
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What, that's it -- a half-day?
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-Oh. See? Kids.
-(Peter) Yep.
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Jared: Kids and their rock and
roll and their loud music.
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Peter: YouTube.
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-(Hanna) Hey.
-(Karp) Hello.
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Hanna: You delivered Carter Lang
to Franklin and Bash?
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Karp: Oh, come on.
He wasn't wearing a sign
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that said "Litigious
scumbag millionaire."
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Besides, I got my eye
on some bigger game.
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-(Hanna) Who?
-(Karp) Abha Jaya.
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Hanna:
Founder of Mandolin Exports?
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Karp: Everyone's
been trying to land her
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since she fired her lawyers,
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but no one has
because she is bananas.
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[ Hanna chuckles ]
Which means she's fragile.
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There's only one way
to catch a butterfly --
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get close
and let her land on you.
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Karp: You want in?
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Hanna:
We work good together.
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Karp:
Yeah, we made some rain.
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Hanna: But I think we need to
add one more to our team.
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-Abha is Indian.
-(Karp) Yeah.
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Hanna: Of the 116 lawyers
we have here and in New York,
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we only have one
of Indian descent.
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Karp: Okay, so we use Pindar
to help sign her,
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and then we hip-check bubble boy
into the boards.
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Hanna:
Oh, that's totally heartless.
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Let's do it.
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Carter: Gentlemen.
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[ Sighs ]
I may have a problem.
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-(Jared) Chafing?
-(Peter) Wrong door.
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This is solutions.
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Jared: Like, you might be able
to liquidate half
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of Groton Financial's
foreign assets
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without going through
receivership.
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That may pay back
some shareholders.
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Carter: Excellent.
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Not exactly
what I'm talking about.
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Peter:
Oh, if you're getting me
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the ironic male stripper again,
not the time.
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Jared: There's always time
for strippers.
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Detective:
Are you Carter Lang?
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John: Yes, that's Carter Lang.
I work with him.
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Carter: Jared, Peter,
I'd like you to meet my protégé,
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-Johnny Stills.
-(John) John Stills, thank you.
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Detective: Mr. Lang, you're
under arrest for grand larceny.
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Peter: Whoa, whoa, guys,
hold up. Hold up. Hold up.
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As C.E.O., Mr. Lang
is within his rights
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-to liquidate Groton's assets.
-(John) Well, that's super.
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But I'm talking about my boat.
He stole it.
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-(Jared) What?
-(Peter) No way.
-(Carter) Johnny, please.
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Where would I hide
an 80-foot yacht,
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not to mention
the considerable proceeds
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from its rapid foreign sale?
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John: I don't know, Carter --
somewhere I couldn't find them?
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Jared:
You have any proof?
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John: Yeah, 20 knots
in a no-wake zone.
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Detective: Harbor master
got him on video.
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We'll burn you a DVD.
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Carter: Gentlemen,
time to earn your money.
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[ Handcuffs click ]
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Jared: Hey, what are you doing
in first class?
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Ellen: I've been promoted
to Major Crimes.
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Peter: Really?
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We wipe the floor with you every
other month, and you fail upward?
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I want to work
in the D.A.'s office.
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Ellen: Not exactly.
Our case load's been heavy,
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and what with your ex-fiancée
leaving soon
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on a 2-week Italian honeymoon
and bangfest,
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Harrison put me on this.
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Ladies.
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[ Jared laughs ]
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"Bangfest."
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Ellen: Your honor, the fact that
Mr. Lang paid himself millions
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while costing thousands
of mom-and-pop investors
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their entire life savings should
not impact on your ability
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to be impartial
in setting his bail.
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[ Judge Hong ]
Thank you, Ms. Swatello.
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Bail is set at $1 million.
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Jared:
Your honor, come on.
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-(Carter) They take cash, right?
-(Jared) Yes.
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Carter: I think we can post that
right now.
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Jared: Your honor,
we can post that right now.
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Ellen: Oh, look.
They washed off all the blood.
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Pindar:
I know who Abha Jaya is.
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She's the founder
of the Mandolin Exports empire
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and is looking to expand
her operation into the U.S.
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Hanna: Correct. And we thought
with your extensive knowledge
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of local tax codes
that you could help us.
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Carmen: Oh, and the fact that
Pindy is Indian and so is Abha?
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Karp: Oh, my God,
I had not even thought of that.
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-(Karp) Did you think of that?
-(Hanna) No.
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Karp: Well, that's great.
That's an added bonus.
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Thank you so much
for pointing that out, uh...
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-(Hanna) Carmen.
-(Karp) Carmen.
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Carmen: Uh, he is not interested
in signing clients, okay?
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If he wanted to work in sales,
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he'd go back home and work
at a call center in Mumbai.
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Pindar: They called me, okay?
Geez.
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Hanna: Are you familiar with minders,
finders, and grinders, Pindar?
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Pindar: Yes, minders
take care of the clients,
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finders sign new ones,
and grinders do the grunt work.
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Hanna:
And what are you?
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Pindar: Somebody has to
descend into the coal mine
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and hunt for precedents
and obscure law.
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I am proud to be a grinder.
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Karp: Fair enough, but do you
get the respect you deserve
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from Franklin and Bash
for being a grinder?
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Pindar, tell the truth.
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Carmen: Yes, he does.
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Karp: All right, well, let us
know if you change your mind
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and you'd like to join our team.
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-(Both) I will.
- [ Pindar Grunts ]
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-(Karp) Crap.
-(Hanna) Wow.
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If you can't close Pindar,
how are you gonna --
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Karp: I'm sorry.
Was I alone on this call?
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Hanna: Oh.
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[ Carter laughs ]
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Jared: When you said
"liquidating assets,"
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we assumed you meant
company assets.
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Carter:
Company assets, yes.
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That's adorable.
[ Chuckles ]
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You two have no idea
how Wall Street works, do you?
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Groton Financial is a carcass.
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It's been picked clean
by upper management.
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-(Peter) You mean by you.
-(Carter) And a lot of others.
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If I want to reimburse people,
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I have to go
where the meat is now.
274
00:10:40,870 --> 00:10:45,241
I bet posing as a vendor's a
good way to break into a house.
275
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-(Jared) Sorry?
-(Carter) Nothing.
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00:10:47,911 --> 00:10:52,582
One pretzel, my good man,
extra mustard. Thank you.
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Peter: Carter,
what are you planning?
278
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Carter:
I have a kind of a bucket list.
279
00:10:56,821 --> 00:10:58,856
Peter: I have a feeling
it's not learning French
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or playing Pebble Beach.
281
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As your lawyers,
we have to inform you that --
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Carter: No, no, no, no, no.
No, I'm not listening to you.
283
00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:10,403
[ Chuckles ]
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Delicious.
285
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:16,376
Can you believe I used to
spend $400 on lunch?
286
00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:18,878
[ Chuckles ]
287
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Keep the change.
288
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:25,550
Put them in a good trade school.
That's where the future is.
289
00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:29,654
Man: Thank you, sir.
Keep the pretzel cart.
290
00:11:30,923 --> 00:11:32,389
Carter: Yacht money.
291
00:11:32,424 --> 00:11:33,857
Jared:
Okay, that was pretty cool.
292
00:11:33,892 --> 00:11:38,229
Carter: Well, the working stiffs
deserve a break.
293
00:11:38,263 --> 00:11:40,798
There's a lot of other guys
out there,
294
00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:43,568
sleazy guys,
guys like John Stills.
295
00:11:43,602 --> 00:11:45,403
They deserve something else.
296
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,905
Peter:
You know, Carter --
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Carter: Gentlemen,
I don't have a lot of time left
298
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to do what I know is right.
299
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:53,478
You're not gonna change my mind.
300
00:11:55,915 --> 00:11:58,116
Peter:
This is my temple.
301
00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:04,623
Karp and Hanna asked for your
help to sign a client? Why?
302
00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:07,259
Pindar: Quit acting so surprised.
I have things to offer.
303
00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:08,660
Otherwise,
why would you have hired me?
304
00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:10,128
Jared:
You double as our I.T. guy.
305
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,496
Peter:
You paid us to be our intern.
306
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:12,898
Pindar: The client and I
have a lot in common.
307
00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,199
Jared: Like what?
308
00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:15,767
Pindar:
Overlapping phobias.
309
00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:17,368
We both collect PEZ dispensers.
310
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,104
We both kept all our baby teeth.
311
00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:21,440
Peter: And what kind of
legal support will you provide,
312
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,241
besides being her mirror image
of crazy?
313
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,277
Pindar: That has not yet
been clearly defined,
314
00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:26,478
and you offend me.
315
00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:28,714
Peter:
Just watch your back with Karp.
316
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,815
Pindar:
And who has my back here, huh?
317
00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:33,418
I am going to lend my expertise
to Karp and Hanna
318
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,854
because I am a grinder.
319
00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:38,723
Peter: What's with him?
320
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,392
Jared: Really?
You ask that now?
321
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,861
Carmen: You know, I hate
to pop your bromance bubble,
322
00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:44,263
but, um, you two could learn
323
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,898
to be a little bit
more appreciative
324
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,600
of the things people do
around here.
325
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,370
Peter:
Think she's right?
326
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:52,838
Jared:
It's food for thought.
327
00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:54,206
[ Telephone rings ]
328
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,474
Both: Pindar!
329
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,443
Pindar: It's for you!
330
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,911
Peter: Man.
331
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,579
[ Beep ]
332
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,848
Hello?
333
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:06,151
Are you kidding me?
334
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,587
[ Police radio chatter ]
335
00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:16,227
Jared: So, your own naked fun
run is part of the bucket list?
336
00:13:16,261 --> 00:13:18,329
[ Carter chuckles ]
Yes, it is.
337
00:13:18,363 --> 00:13:19,764
You should try it sometime.
338
00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:22,132
Jared: Used to.
Had to give it up -- bad knees.
339
00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:24,334
Peter: And how does
getting arrested on a nude jog
340
00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:25,469
help the shareholders?
341
00:13:25,503 --> 00:13:27,403
Carter:
It's not all about money.
342
00:13:27,438 --> 00:13:29,238
I want them to feel satisfied.
343
00:13:29,273 --> 00:13:33,542
I have a feeling a humiliating
shot of me in the newspapers
344
00:13:33,576 --> 00:13:36,611
ought to make them smile.
345
00:13:36,646 --> 00:13:38,413
[ Car door closes ]
346
00:13:38,447 --> 00:13:41,482
Jared: You believe him?
347
00:13:41,517 --> 00:13:46,354
Peter: I don't know, but I'm
betting they'd prefer the cash.
348
00:13:49,292 --> 00:13:50,692
Jared: Yes,
in previous bail hearings,
349
00:13:50,727 --> 00:13:52,461
we promised Mr. Lang
would stay out of trouble,
350
00:13:52,495 --> 00:13:55,230
but, your honor, as we
stated earlier, he's dying.
351
00:13:55,264 --> 00:13:56,765
Peter:
And trying to achieve closure.
352
00:13:56,799 --> 00:13:58,633
Ellen: He was naked in
a neighborhood with families.
353
00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:00,268
Jared: And you kind of wish
he was in your neighborhood?
354
00:14:00,303 --> 00:14:02,170
-(Ellen) What? What? Your honor?
-(Jared) What?
355
00:14:02,204 --> 00:14:03,771
Peter: Your honor,
this is a misdemeanor.
356
00:14:03,806 --> 00:14:06,408
Bail schedule for indecent
exposure is $10,000, correct?
357
00:14:06,442 --> 00:14:08,310
-(Jared) Yep.
-(Ellen) But, uh...
358
00:14:08,344 --> 00:14:10,679
Except this is his second
offense in the last 24 hours.
359
00:14:10,714 --> 00:14:13,583
The people request bail
in the amount of 2 --
360
00:14:13,617 --> 00:14:18,221
5 -- 10 -- $10 million.
361
00:14:18,255 --> 00:14:19,722
-(Jared) $10 million --
-(Peter) Your honor.
362
00:14:19,757 --> 00:14:21,424
Carter: It's all right.
It's okay.
363
00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:22,825
Your honor, I can have that
for you by tomorrow.
364
00:14:22,859 --> 00:14:26,128
[ Judge Hong ] Okay,
bail is set at $10 million.
365
00:14:26,162 --> 00:14:30,131
Jared:
Whoa, what is he doing here?
366
00:14:30,165 --> 00:14:31,165
[ John clears throat ]
367
00:14:32,367 --> 00:14:34,801
Ellen: Uh, your honor,
in light of recent revelations,
368
00:14:34,836 --> 00:14:37,804
we ask that this man be held
in custody without bail.
369
00:14:37,838 --> 00:14:40,207
-(Peter) What revelations?
-(John) He broke into my house.
370
00:14:40,241 --> 00:14:42,241
Carter:
I forgot to hydrate, Johnny.
371
00:14:42,276 --> 00:14:43,476
-I had to have a drink.
-(John) Yeah?
372
00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:45,311
Out of a $8,000 bottle
of Pinot seurat?
373
00:14:45,346 --> 00:14:46,813
-(Carter) That's high, John.
-(John) That's not the point.
374
00:14:46,847 --> 00:14:48,481
Carter: That had turned.
It was vinegary.
375
00:14:48,516 --> 00:14:49,916
John: The point is,
you stole from me, Carter.
376
00:14:49,951 --> 00:14:52,218
Carter: The tannins were all --
[ Gavel banging ]
377
00:14:52,253 --> 00:14:54,621
[ Judge Hong ]
Are you accusing Carter Lang
of breaking and entering?
378
00:14:54,656 --> 00:14:56,523
Ellen: Yes, your honor.
379
00:14:56,557 --> 00:15:00,927
He also stole approximately
$5 million in bearer bonds.
380
00:15:00,961 --> 00:15:02,295
[ Judge Hong ] Ms. Swatello,
381
00:15:02,329 --> 00:15:04,330
do you have any evidence
against Mr. Lang?
382
00:15:04,365 --> 00:15:06,666
Ellen: He was apprehended
a block from Mr. Stills' home...
383
00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:08,634
Jared:
Circumstantial, your honor.
384
00:15:08,668 --> 00:15:10,669
Ellen: ... where his clothing was found
in Mr. Stills' wine cellar.
385
00:15:10,703 --> 00:15:13,438
Jared: Dude, you are so much better
as a white-collar criminal.
386
00:15:13,472 --> 00:15:15,640
Carter: I had to nude-up
to get out the window.
387
00:15:15,675 --> 00:15:16,841
It was a very tight space.
388
00:15:16,876 --> 00:15:18,810
John: I know
what you're doing, Carter.
389
00:15:18,845 --> 00:15:21,147
Carter: That's more than I can
say for your barber, Johnny.
390
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:23,116
John: Oh, really? That's
interesting, coming from you.
391
00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:24,384
You know a lot about haircuts,
would you?
392
00:15:24,419 --> 00:15:25,619
Carter: Mine is
a genetic problem, John.
393
00:15:25,654 --> 00:15:27,121
John:
Oh, it is? Genetic? Really?
394
00:15:27,155 --> 00:15:28,456
Carter: It's about
testosterone production.
395
00:15:28,490 --> 00:15:30,191
[ Judge Hong ] Enough!
That's two felonies
396
00:15:30,225 --> 00:15:33,495
and one misdemeanor
within 24 hours, Mr. Lang --
397
00:15:33,529 --> 00:15:35,163
not quite three strikes,
398
00:15:35,197 --> 00:15:37,231
but close enough for me
to remand you without bail.
399
00:15:37,265 --> 00:15:39,967
This time,
you're staying in jail.
400
00:15:41,336 --> 00:15:43,437
Bailiff, get him out of here.
401
00:15:43,471 --> 00:15:45,872
-(Jared) That went well.
-[ Carter sighs ]
402
00:15:45,907 --> 00:15:48,541
How are you?
Good to see you.
403
00:15:48,576 --> 00:15:51,077
Ah.
[ Handcuffs click ]
404
00:15:54,147 --> 00:15:56,215
Peter: Well, Jared's checking in
with Lang's doctor.
405
00:15:56,249 --> 00:15:58,350
If we get him to testify, we might
get some leniency from the judge.
406
00:15:58,385 --> 00:15:59,819
-(Stanton) Well, that's smart.
-(Peter) Yeah.
407
00:15:59,853 --> 00:16:01,454
It seems like Lang's trying
to fix things, you know?
408
00:16:01,488 --> 00:16:03,323
Stanton: You know, it's better
to give with a warm hand
409
00:16:03,357 --> 00:16:04,791
-than a cold one...
-(Peter) Yeah.
410
00:16:04,826 --> 00:16:06,861
Stanton: ...Which is why
I give 10% of my income
411
00:16:06,895 --> 00:16:09,230
to 73 different charities
worldwide.
412
00:16:09,264 --> 00:16:10,999
Peter:
I'll remember that.
413
00:16:11,033 --> 00:16:13,502
Stanton: Well, you don't have to.
I can take care of it.
414
00:16:13,536 --> 00:16:16,505
How about half your bonus
to Save the Children?
415
00:16:16,539 --> 00:16:18,106
I'll put it in a side letter.
416
00:16:18,141 --> 00:16:20,208
-(Peter) Uh, thank you.
-(Stanton) Mm, no!
417
00:16:20,243 --> 00:16:21,310
Thank you!
418
00:16:21,344 --> 00:16:23,145
Peter: Wh--
419
00:16:23,179 --> 00:16:25,514
Jared: Hey, I talked
to Lang's doctor.
420
00:16:25,548 --> 00:16:26,949
Peter: Uh-oh.
Not good?
421
00:16:26,983 --> 00:16:28,350
Jared: No.
422
00:16:28,384 --> 00:16:29,718
Peter: He's got less
than two months to live?
423
00:16:29,752 --> 00:16:31,520
Jared: Worse.
424
00:16:35,132 --> 00:16:36,867
[ Door opens ]
425
00:16:36,901 --> 00:16:38,468
[ Keys jangling ]
426
00:16:38,502 --> 00:16:39,936
[ Door slams ]
427
00:16:39,970 --> 00:16:42,671
-(Peter) Hey, Carter.
-(Jared) Carter!
428
00:16:42,705 --> 00:16:45,140
Carter: One of the advantages
of being a pariah --
429
00:16:45,175 --> 00:16:46,575
I get a single.
430
00:16:46,610 --> 00:16:49,478
And I can finally
get to reading again.
431
00:16:49,513 --> 00:16:52,349
I just hope I have time to
finish "The Brothers Karamazov."
432
00:16:52,383 --> 00:16:53,517
Peter: Oh...
433
00:16:53,551 --> 00:16:54,685
Jared: I think you're
gonna get there.
434
00:16:54,719 --> 00:16:56,019
-(Peter) Yeah.
-(Jared) Yeah.
435
00:16:56,054 --> 00:16:58,389
-(Peter) We have some news.
-(Jared) Yeah.
436
00:16:58,423 --> 00:17:00,224
We, uh, went
and saw your doctor today.
437
00:17:00,258 --> 00:17:03,227
Sometimes it helps to get a
doctor's note when getting leniency.
438
00:17:03,261 --> 00:17:05,029
It's like high school, really.
[ Chuckles ]
439
00:17:05,064 --> 00:17:07,465
Carter:
Is there a problem?
440
00:17:07,499 --> 00:17:09,467
Jared:
No, more of a...development.
441
00:17:09,501 --> 00:17:12,870
Peter:
You were misdiagnosed.
442
00:17:12,904 --> 00:17:15,339
Carter: What?
443
00:17:15,373 --> 00:17:17,574
What have I got?
444
00:17:17,608 --> 00:17:20,577
Peter: Uh...Nothing.
445
00:17:20,611 --> 00:17:22,712
There was a mix-up in the lab.
446
00:17:22,747 --> 00:17:25,615
You're a healthy
48-year-old man.
447
00:17:25,649 --> 00:17:28,752
Carter:
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
448
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:30,587
I-I'm healthy?
449
00:17:30,621 --> 00:17:31,888
Jared: Yeah.
450
00:17:31,923 --> 00:17:34,691
Except, you know,
you're in jail for -- what?
451
00:17:34,725 --> 00:17:36,793
Peter:
Pfft. Many, many years.
452
00:17:36,827 --> 00:17:37,827
Jared: Like a lot.
453
00:17:37,861 --> 00:17:39,695
♪ My time will come ♪
454
00:17:39,730 --> 00:17:41,063
[ Carter chuckles ]
455
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,134
♪ I believe it ♪
456
00:17:45,168 --> 00:17:46,468
Ugh.
457
00:17:46,503 --> 00:17:47,703
♪ My time will come ♪
458
00:17:47,737 --> 00:17:49,471
Jared:
Well, you did break the law.
459
00:17:49,505 --> 00:17:51,539
Carter:
I was told I was dying.
460
00:17:51,574 --> 00:17:53,808
You told me
that would be mitigating.
461
00:17:53,842 --> 00:17:55,843
Jared:
Well, it's not foolproof.
462
00:17:55,877 --> 00:17:59,046
I mean, theoretically,
everybody is dying.
463
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,648
Carter: All right,
let's try and find some way
464
00:18:01,682 --> 00:18:03,550
to mitigate this,
shall we, boys?
465
00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:05,385
Jared:
Hey, we're on the same team.
466
00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:06,786
Carter:
No, no, no, no, no,
467
00:18:06,821 --> 00:18:08,989
that would imply
we're teammates, equals.
468
00:18:09,023 --> 00:18:10,925
You work for me.
469
00:18:15,699 --> 00:18:17,466
Abha: I have another meeting
in five minutes.
470
00:18:17,501 --> 00:18:18,701
Let's start without him.
471
00:18:18,735 --> 00:18:20,336
Hanna: Yes, okay, well,
472
00:18:20,371 --> 00:18:22,772
we have over 100 lawyers here
and in New York --
473
00:18:22,807 --> 00:18:24,641
Abha: I don't fly.
I'm aviophobic.
474
00:18:24,676 --> 00:18:26,644
Karp: And you don't --
you don't have to fly.
475
00:18:26,678 --> 00:18:28,479
We're just saying we have infrastructure
in place on both coasts.
476
00:18:28,514 --> 00:18:29,948
Abha: I like intimacy.
477
00:18:29,982 --> 00:18:31,549
Don't think just because
you have a lot of lawyers,
478
00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:33,251
it's going to impress me.
479
00:18:33,285 --> 00:18:36,921
Oh, look -- a lawyer
on your team who looks like me.
480
00:18:36,956 --> 00:18:38,390
Where do I sign?
481
00:18:38,424 --> 00:18:40,226
Pindar:
Sorry I'm late, guys.
482
00:18:40,260 --> 00:18:41,961
I ate a cookie that might have
been made in a facility
483
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:43,863
where peanuts, soy,
and milk are packed.
484
00:18:43,897 --> 00:18:45,631
In case I'm allergic,
485
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,299
I had to double-check
the expiration on my epipen.
486
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:48,601
Crisis averted.
Let's --
487
00:18:48,635 --> 00:18:50,537
Karp: Yes, let's get started.
So --
488
00:18:50,571 --> 00:18:52,873
Abha: I never leave home without
my epipen...or latex gloves.
489
00:18:52,907 --> 00:18:54,674
And surgical masks aren't
just for S.A.R.S. anymore.
490
00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:56,342
Pindar: S.A.R.S. --
Another reason
491
00:18:56,376 --> 00:18:57,810
all birds should be destroyed.
492
00:18:57,844 --> 00:19:00,680
Abha: And, of course,
you can't go anywhere
493
00:19:00,714 --> 00:19:02,448
Pindar:
Tell me about it.
494
00:19:02,483 --> 00:19:04,349
I developed an immunity
to over-the-counter sanitizers.
495
00:19:04,384 --> 00:19:06,652
So I make my own
out of kerosene, aloe vera,
496
00:19:06,686 --> 00:19:09,321
and my own patented
bleaching ingredient.
497
00:19:09,355 --> 00:19:11,456
Abha: I am intrigued.
498
00:19:11,490 --> 00:19:13,791
I look forward to meeting you,
Pindar, in person.
499
00:19:13,826 --> 00:19:16,594
-Let's schedule a meeting.
-(Pindar) That would be fine.
500
00:19:16,628 --> 00:19:18,296
Karp:
Actually, you should know
501
00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:19,797
that Pindar's not gonna be part
of the traveling team.
502
00:19:19,831 --> 00:19:21,365
Hanna: He's agoraphobic.
503
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,833
Abha:
Well, as someone who has
504
00:19:22,868 --> 00:19:25,236
her own psychological issues,
I understand.
505
00:19:25,270 --> 00:19:27,638
In fact, I was diagnosed
with a new one today --
506
00:19:27,673 --> 00:19:29,641
stimulatic acute reflux.
507
00:19:29,675 --> 00:19:31,376
Pindar:
That's quite impressive.
508
00:19:31,410 --> 00:19:32,911
Abha:
I'll come to you, Pindar.
509
00:19:32,946 --> 00:19:34,846
Karp: I don't know
if that's the best --
510
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:37,449
Abha: My office will send my
allergy list to you. Bye, now.
511
00:19:37,484 --> 00:19:40,619
Pindar: Guys, that went fantastic.
Great job, team!
512
00:19:40,653 --> 00:19:42,521
Okay, on the count of three,
let's break.
513
00:19:42,555 --> 00:19:44,957
One --
514
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:49,795
Karp: Man cave.
Awesome.
515
00:19:49,829 --> 00:19:50,896
Peter: Maybe we caught him
on a bad day.
516
00:19:50,930 --> 00:19:52,364
Let's cut him some slack.
517
00:19:52,398 --> 00:19:54,065
-(Debbie) Here you go.
-(Peter) Thank you.
518
00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:56,000
I'm guessing no face time yet?
519
00:19:56,034 --> 00:19:57,902
-(Debbie) We're both busy.
-(Peter) Mm.
520
00:19:57,936 --> 00:20:01,071
Jared: Debbie, men who text
only want sex.
521
00:20:01,105 --> 00:20:03,540
Debbie:
Why? Because it rhymes?
522
00:20:03,574 --> 00:20:06,343
Peter: We know how men
manipulate women --
523
00:20:06,377 --> 00:20:07,777
the "Aw, shucks,
I'm just shy and quirky.
524
00:20:07,812 --> 00:20:09,746
Let's take it slow."
525
00:20:09,781 --> 00:20:11,782
Next thing you know, it's 2:00 a.m.,
you're naked in a bouncy house.
526
00:20:11,817 --> 00:20:13,384
Jared:
It's been known to happen.
527
00:20:13,418 --> 00:20:16,854
Debbie:
Maybe I like the bouncy house.
528
00:20:19,858 --> 00:20:21,692
Jared:
You try to help some people.
529
00:20:21,727 --> 00:20:23,127
Peter: Yeah. We try.
530
00:20:23,161 --> 00:20:24,695
Jared: We try.
531
00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:30,402
Mr. Stills, is it true
that you purchased the items
532
00:20:30,436 --> 00:20:32,437
that were liberated
from your home --
533
00:20:32,472 --> 00:20:33,572
John: You mean "stolen."
534
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,675
Jared: The yacht,
the Pinot seurat,
535
00:20:35,709 --> 00:20:38,411
even the bearer bonds --
those were all bought
536
00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:41,749
by bonus money you received
from 2006 to 2010?
537
00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:42,950
John:
Yes, I believe so.
538
00:20:42,985 --> 00:20:44,786
Jared:
That's a hell of a bonus.
539
00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:46,387
Would you tell the jury
540
00:20:46,422 --> 00:20:48,389
the accounting practices
that allowed you that bonus?
541
00:20:48,424 --> 00:20:50,991
Gerry: Objection. Relevance?
Mr. Stills is not on trial.
542
00:20:51,026 --> 00:20:52,994
[ Judge Hong ] Sustained.
543
00:20:53,028 --> 00:20:55,096
[ Jared clears throat ]
544
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:58,132
Mr. Stills,
you mind if I tell you a story?
545
00:20:58,166 --> 00:20:59,567
John:
Do I have a choice?
546
00:20:59,601 --> 00:21:01,035
Jared: Ah, blah.
547
00:21:01,069 --> 00:21:03,838
Peter and I were a couple months
behind on rent once.
548
00:21:03,872 --> 00:21:05,005
Peter:
I think it was like seven?
549
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,874
-(Jared) What?
-(Peter) Seven.
550
00:21:06,908 --> 00:21:10,644
Jared: One night we came home
to find our $1,800 TV missing.
551
00:21:10,679 --> 00:21:11,945
Turns out our landlady took it
552
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,981
to make up for the rent
she was owed.
553
00:21:14,015 --> 00:21:17,351
Now, Mr. Stills,
did Mrs. Harrelson steal our TV?
554
00:21:17,386 --> 00:21:19,053
John:
Yes, I would say she did.
555
00:21:19,087 --> 00:21:20,821
-(Jared) That's what we said.
-(Peter) I...
556
00:21:20,856 --> 00:21:22,023
Jared: But she didn't.
557
00:21:22,057 --> 00:21:24,392
The doctrine
of right to self-help
558
00:21:24,426 --> 00:21:27,661
allows corrective measures
to be taken by private citizens
559
00:21:27,696 --> 00:21:31,733
in order to redress
gross injustices.
560
00:21:31,767 --> 00:21:33,501
That's what Carter Lang
was doing
561
00:21:33,535 --> 00:21:35,470
by returning
the shareholders' money.
562
00:21:35,504 --> 00:21:37,472
Gerry:
Carter Lang is not a landlord.
563
00:21:37,506 --> 00:21:39,541
Do we really need to hear this,
your honor?
564
00:21:39,575 --> 00:21:41,677
[ Judge Hong ] Listen to it
if you want, Mr. Nelson.
565
00:21:41,711 --> 00:21:43,479
I respect your creativity,
Mr. Franklin,
566
00:21:43,513 --> 00:21:45,448
so I'll give you
a little leeway.
567
00:21:45,482 --> 00:21:48,185
Do you have
any substantive evidence?
568
00:21:49,754 --> 00:21:51,755
Jared: Your honor,
569
00:21:51,790 --> 00:21:54,759
what we're doing here
is kind of arguing by analogy.
570
00:21:54,793 --> 00:21:57,696
[ Judge Hong ] Well, then,
here's an analogy for you --
571
00:21:57,730 --> 00:22:01,967
if this court were a creek, you,
counselor, don't have a paddle.
572
00:22:06,574 --> 00:22:09,642
Jared: That's a lame analogy.
Ours were way better.
573
00:22:09,677 --> 00:22:10,843
[ Judge Hong ] Excuse me?
574
00:22:10,878 --> 00:22:14,647
Jared:
We agree, your honor.
575
00:22:16,683 --> 00:22:19,151
Carter: That's it, hmm,
the self-help thing?
576
00:22:19,185 --> 00:22:20,586
What is this, lawyer camp?
577
00:22:20,620 --> 00:22:22,321
Jared: We've had success
with analogies.
578
00:22:22,355 --> 00:22:23,722
Peter:
You did steal a lot of stuff.
579
00:22:23,756 --> 00:22:25,824
Jared:
Some of it while naked.
580
00:22:28,393 --> 00:22:30,828
Carter: You know what
Wall Street got right?
581
00:22:30,863 --> 00:22:32,563
-(Jared) Skyboxes?
-(Peter) Ukrainian hookers?
582
00:22:32,597 --> 00:22:37,433
Carter:
Motivation, bonuses,
583
00:22:37,468 --> 00:22:40,503
employees that eat
what they kill.
584
00:22:40,537 --> 00:22:43,538
I'd like to see
if I can motivate you boys.
585
00:22:43,573 --> 00:22:45,774
Peter: Oh, Carter,
we can't take bonuses
586
00:22:45,808 --> 00:22:47,409
on the outcome of your case.
587
00:22:47,443 --> 00:22:49,010
Jared: We can't?
588
00:22:49,044 --> 00:22:51,379
Carter:
No, you misunderstand.
589
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:54,516
You reviewed the penal-code
sections for burglary
590
00:22:54,550 --> 00:22:57,085
prior to my breaking
into that house.
591
00:22:57,119 --> 00:22:59,754
I mean, my office sent you files
and blueprints
592
00:22:59,789 --> 00:23:01,022
of Johnny Stills' house.
593
00:23:01,057 --> 00:23:02,657
-(Peter) Mm-hmm.
-(Jared) So...
594
00:23:02,692 --> 00:23:05,426
Carter: Well, it's just
with those records,
595
00:23:05,461 --> 00:23:07,662
it wouldn't be hard
to make a case
596
00:23:07,697 --> 00:23:11,499
that you two had prior knowledge
of my future crimes.
597
00:23:11,534 --> 00:23:14,002
I think that makes you
accessories,
598
00:23:14,036 --> 00:23:16,505
and [sighs]
given your reputation
599
00:23:16,539 --> 00:23:19,541
and the way that prosecutor
looked at you...
600
00:23:19,576 --> 00:23:20,809
[ Jared chuckles ]
601
00:23:20,843 --> 00:23:22,644
Carter, threatening us
isn't gonna do any good.
602
00:23:22,679 --> 00:23:25,614
Carter: Really?
'Cause I find that fear
603
00:23:25,648 --> 00:23:27,849
is a much better motivator
than money.
604
00:23:27,883 --> 00:23:30,619
Peter: You know, I liked you a
lot better when you were dying.
605
00:23:30,653 --> 00:23:32,020
Carter: Go to Stills.
606
00:23:32,055 --> 00:23:35,123
Tell him to get the D.A.
to drop the charges,
607
00:23:35,158 --> 00:23:38,728
and I will give him back
some of his toys.
608
00:23:38,762 --> 00:23:42,766
And try not to be total pussies
and give away the whole farm.
609
00:23:52,036 --> 00:23:53,201
Carmen: Hello.
[ Chuckles ]
610
00:23:53,202 --> 00:23:54,736
You must be Ms. Jaya.
611
00:23:54,770 --> 00:23:57,104
Please come in.
Mr. Singh is expecting you.
612
00:23:57,139 --> 00:23:58,505
[ Clears throat ]
613
00:24:01,008 --> 00:24:02,242
Hanna: Just so you know,
614
00:24:02,276 --> 00:24:04,144
we're not sure
what you're gonna see in here.
615
00:24:04,178 --> 00:24:06,212
Karp: Yes, Pindar has roommates,
and so he's not
616
00:24:06,247 --> 00:24:09,850
entirely responsible
for the condition of his home.
617
00:24:11,019 --> 00:24:12,887
Hanna: Wow.
618
00:24:12,921 --> 00:24:16,891
Pindar: Ms. Jaya, thank you
so much for coming today.
619
00:24:16,926 --> 00:24:21,062
Abha: A gift,
from my personal PEZ collection.
620
00:24:23,966 --> 00:24:25,567
Pindar: First edition?
621
00:24:27,203 --> 00:24:29,839
These are priceless.
622
00:24:29,873 --> 00:24:31,174
Thank you.
623
00:24:31,208 --> 00:24:33,043
Carmen: Tea?
624
00:24:33,077 --> 00:24:35,178
Abha: Thank you.
That would be lovely.
625
00:24:36,514 --> 00:24:38,381
And so is your home.
626
00:24:38,416 --> 00:24:40,450
Pindar: Thank you.
627
00:24:47,490 --> 00:24:49,258
Peter:
No way he has a case, right?
628
00:24:49,292 --> 00:24:51,893
Jared: It's just a desperate
threat by a desperate guy.
629
00:24:51,927 --> 00:24:53,495
There's no way
we'd do hard time.
630
00:24:53,529 --> 00:24:57,865
Stanton: The Buddha says
that physical deprivation
631
00:24:57,899 --> 00:25:01,102
can lead
to spiritual enlightenment.
632
00:25:01,137 --> 00:25:03,605
Jared:
We're gonna bite the pillow.
633
00:25:03,639 --> 00:25:05,841
Stanton:
Boys, nothing's changed.
634
00:25:05,876 --> 00:25:08,477
Carter Lang is still
your client, period,
635
00:25:08,512 --> 00:25:10,046
so just win his freedom.
636
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:11,882
Peter: Well, okay,
here's the thing --
637
00:25:11,916 --> 00:25:13,316
he's really, really guilty.
638
00:25:13,351 --> 00:25:15,853
Jared: Oh, and one more thing --
he's a total dick.
639
00:25:15,887 --> 00:25:18,856
Stanton:
Eh? Nevertheless.
640
00:25:18,891 --> 00:25:20,958
Peter:
Yeah, well, all right.
641
00:25:20,993 --> 00:25:22,293
We could go to Stills
642
00:25:22,327 --> 00:25:25,029
and talk to him
about dropping the charges
643
00:25:25,063 --> 00:25:26,797
if Lang returns
the stolen property.
644
00:25:26,831 --> 00:25:28,765
Stanton: And what about
the other Groton Financial execs
645
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:29,933
who made a bundle?
646
00:25:29,967 --> 00:25:31,434
Peter:
No, Lang only went after Stills.
647
00:25:31,469 --> 00:25:33,369
Jared: Which is odd
because there was a whole cabal
648
00:25:33,404 --> 00:25:35,004
who got filthy rich at Groton.
649
00:25:35,039 --> 00:25:37,807
Peter: Yeah, why did Lang
only go after Stills?
650
00:25:37,841 --> 00:25:39,375
Stanton:
I suggest you find out.
651
00:25:44,815 --> 00:25:47,851
[ Indistinct conversations ]
652
00:25:47,885 --> 00:25:50,687
Jared: Oh, here we go.
653
00:25:50,722 --> 00:25:52,189
Mr. Stills, can we talk to you
for a minute?
654
00:25:52,223 --> 00:25:53,457
-(John) No.
-(Peter) Well, we noticed
655
00:25:53,491 --> 00:25:55,293
that Carter Lang focused
his efforts only on you.
656
00:25:55,327 --> 00:25:57,762
Jared: Why do you think you're
the only employee he stole from?
657
00:25:57,796 --> 00:26:00,298
Fine. We'll call every
Groton employee to the stand,
658
00:26:00,333 --> 00:26:02,066
and we'll suss it out in court.
It'll be fun.
659
00:26:02,101 --> 00:26:04,001
Peter: Yeah, sure. Who knows
what else might turn up?
660
00:26:04,036 --> 00:26:05,903
Jared: I can't imagine what it'll do
to the stock price, though.
661
00:26:05,938 --> 00:26:07,705
-(Peter) Uh, not good.
-(Jared) Probably gonna plummet.
662
00:26:07,739 --> 00:26:08,940
-(Peter) Hope so.
-(Jared) Plummet.
663
00:26:11,843 --> 00:26:13,376
John: A year ago,
the board decided
664
00:26:13,411 --> 00:26:15,445
that I was gonna become
the new C.E.O. of Groton,
665
00:26:15,479 --> 00:26:16,779
replacing Carter.
666
00:26:16,814 --> 00:26:18,414
He isn't happy.
667
00:26:18,448 --> 00:26:20,316
He thinks that I took his job.
668
00:26:20,350 --> 00:26:22,885
Peter: That's why
he was ripping you off?
669
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:24,253
John:
When he was first diagnosed,
670
00:26:24,288 --> 00:26:25,821
I guess he looked at the rest
of his time left
671
00:26:25,856 --> 00:26:27,757
as a "What the hell?"
So he went after me.
672
00:26:27,792 --> 00:26:29,794
Peter: Well, why didn't you
say anything?
673
00:26:29,828 --> 00:26:32,163
That would tear down our Robin Hood
defense and establish motive.
674
00:26:32,197 --> 00:26:34,833
Jared: Because the board wants
to keep the transfer of power
675
00:26:34,867 --> 00:26:36,334
drama-free, right?
676
00:26:36,369 --> 00:26:39,905
Peter: So Carter Lang
wasn't just stealing from you
677
00:26:39,939 --> 00:26:41,206
to reimburse the shareholders?
678
00:26:41,241 --> 00:26:43,409
John: Carter?
[ Laughs ]
679
00:26:43,443 --> 00:26:44,910
That's rich.
680
00:26:44,944 --> 00:26:47,112
You want to know
what he calls shareholders?
681
00:26:48,281 --> 00:26:49,414
"The dumb money."
682
00:26:49,449 --> 00:26:51,183
He was just compensating them
683
00:26:51,217 --> 00:26:53,352
because it would look good
in his New York Times obit.
684
00:26:53,386 --> 00:26:56,688
And let me tell you something --
if he walks out a free man,
685
00:26:56,723 --> 00:26:59,057
don't think that another
Fortune 500 company
686
00:26:59,091 --> 00:27:00,992
won't hire him as their C.E.O.
687
00:27:07,867 --> 00:27:09,434
Abha: An ordinance
is prohibiting me
688
00:27:09,468 --> 00:27:11,335
from building a clearance center
in Turlock
689
00:27:11,370 --> 00:27:13,037
that exceeds
100,000 square feet.
690
00:27:13,071 --> 00:27:14,639
I need to get around it.
691
00:27:14,673 --> 00:27:16,574
Pindar: Yes, I think
our best course of action --
692
00:27:16,608 --> 00:27:18,409
Hanna: Well, that's discrimination.
We'll challenge the legislation.
693
00:27:18,443 --> 00:27:19,877
Pindar: Yes, but a judge
in Fresno --
694
00:27:19,911 --> 00:27:21,646
Karp: We'll go to
the Court of Appeals.
695
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,314
Local governments can't set
these types of restrictions.
696
00:27:23,348 --> 00:27:24,849
Pindar: Yes, but I think
it might be better --
697
00:27:24,883 --> 00:27:27,084
-(Abha) Do you have kids?
-(Pindar) Excuse me?
698
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:28,452
Abha: Who made that?
699
00:27:33,525 --> 00:27:35,059
Pindar: That would be...
700
00:27:35,093 --> 00:27:36,327
Carmen: Artwork.
701
00:27:36,361 --> 00:27:37,895
-(Pindar) Artwork.
-Carmen: From your niece.
702
00:27:37,929 --> 00:27:39,897
Pindar: From my niece.
She's in kindergarten.
703
00:27:39,932 --> 00:27:41,265
She used rice.
704
00:27:41,300 --> 00:27:43,201
Abha: That's not rice.
705
00:27:43,235 --> 00:27:44,836
What is that?
706
00:27:44,870 --> 00:27:46,104
It looks like...
707
00:27:48,206 --> 00:27:49,773
Oh, those are -- ohh!
708
00:27:49,808 --> 00:27:51,976
[ Gasps ]
Oh, that's toenail clippings.
709
00:27:52,010 --> 00:27:53,210
-[ Gags ]
-(Hanna) Ohh.
710
00:27:53,245 --> 00:27:54,712
Karp: Oh, no, no,
I'm sure they're not.
711
00:27:54,746 --> 00:27:56,647
-(Hanna) Really?
-(Karp) I'm sure it's --
712
00:27:56,682 --> 00:27:58,949
oh, God.
It's -- it's toenails.
713
00:27:58,984 --> 00:28:01,319
Hanna: Who would make art
out of toenail clippings?!
714
00:28:01,353 --> 00:28:02,753
Abha:
[ Breathing heavily ]
715
00:28:02,788 --> 00:28:04,188
So close to where food
is prepared.
716
00:28:04,222 --> 00:28:05,756
[ Inhaler hisses ]
717
00:28:05,790 --> 00:28:07,358
-(Hanna) Are you okay?
-(Abha) I must lay down.
718
00:28:07,392 --> 00:28:08,960
-(Hanna) Okay.
-(Abha) No, no.
719
00:28:08,994 --> 00:28:10,828
Not here, not here.
I must get out of here.
720
00:28:10,863 --> 00:28:12,463
[ Whimpering ]
721
00:28:12,498 --> 00:28:14,165
And call 911.
722
00:28:14,199 --> 00:28:15,733
Pindar: Ask for Eduardo!
723
00:28:15,768 --> 00:28:20,405
Tell him Pindar sent you.
He's...My friend.
724
00:28:20,439 --> 00:28:22,239
Hi.
[ Door opens ]
725
00:28:22,274 --> 00:28:24,776
Karp: Okay...
[ Door closes ]
726
00:28:24,810 --> 00:28:26,711
...I'm not entirely surprised.
727
00:28:26,745 --> 00:28:28,179
Pindar:
It was Peter and Jared.
728
00:28:28,213 --> 00:28:29,714
Peter was upset that Jared
729
00:28:29,748 --> 00:28:31,215
was leaving his toenail
clippings in the sink.
730
00:28:31,250 --> 00:28:32,283
-(Karp) Shut up.
-(Pindar) I'm not gonna touch it.
731
00:28:32,317 --> 00:28:33,951
-I was --
-(Karp) Shut up.
732
00:28:33,986 --> 00:28:36,254
-(Pindar) Get rid of it, but --
-(Karp) Shut...
733
00:28:44,464 --> 00:28:48,000
[ Pindar gasps ]
So scary.
734
00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,238
Jared:
54 miles per hour.
735
00:28:52,273 --> 00:28:54,174
[ Radar gun beeps ]
Wouldn't make it in the majors.
736
00:28:54,208 --> 00:28:57,244
Peter: There goes my career
as a dart pitcher.
737
00:28:57,278 --> 00:28:58,979
Jared:
So, hypothetically...
738
00:28:59,013 --> 00:29:00,146
Peter: I'm listening.
739
00:29:00,180 --> 00:29:02,148
Jared:
...We lose this case
740
00:29:02,182 --> 00:29:05,919
[Grunts] Carter gets convicted
[Grunts] Goes to jail,
741
00:29:05,953 --> 00:29:08,889
law-abiding people stop getting
screwed out of retirement funds.
742
00:29:08,923 --> 00:29:10,824
Peter: Yeah, and we do
a little jail time, too.
743
00:29:10,858 --> 00:29:12,926
Jared:
But we'd be taking a selfish
744
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,060
and dangerous criminal
off the street.
745
00:29:15,095 --> 00:29:18,463
Peter: We're not prosecutors.
We're advocates for our clients.
746
00:29:18,498 --> 00:29:20,098
What are you getting at?
747
00:29:22,869 --> 00:29:25,205
Come on.
Performance art is one thing.
748
00:29:25,239 --> 00:29:27,741
Throwing a case is another.
749
00:29:27,775 --> 00:29:30,878
Jared: We take a risk every time
we pull a stunt in court.
750
00:29:30,912 --> 00:29:33,748
All I'm talking about
is taking a bigger risk
751
00:29:33,783 --> 00:29:36,318
[Grunts] With less chance
for acquittal.
752
00:29:36,352 --> 00:29:37,986
What's wrong with that?
753
00:29:38,021 --> 00:29:39,622
Or are you just afraid
of doing a little jail time?
754
00:29:39,656 --> 00:29:42,592
Peter: Dude, look at me.
I'm a walking dessert cart.
755
00:29:42,626 --> 00:29:44,560
Jared: What are you talking about?
I'm the cute one.
756
00:29:46,097 --> 00:29:47,363
Come on.
757
00:29:47,398 --> 00:29:50,133
I hit the bull's-eye,
we do society a favor.
758
00:29:50,168 --> 00:29:52,136
Peter: Say it out loud --
we take a dive.
759
00:29:52,170 --> 00:29:54,971
Jared: I hit anywhere else, we
represent our client properly.
760
00:29:55,006 --> 00:29:56,874
Come on.
761
00:29:56,908 --> 00:29:58,975
The chances of me hitting that
bull's-eye are very, very low.
762
00:29:59,010 --> 00:30:01,812
So...what do you say?
763
00:30:01,846 --> 00:30:03,747
Stanton: Go for it.
764
00:30:03,781 --> 00:30:06,349
Peter:
We were -- we were joking.
765
00:30:06,384 --> 00:30:08,852
Jared: Yeah, we're big
into hypotheticals.
766
00:30:08,886 --> 00:30:11,087
Stanton:
I said go for it.
767
00:30:12,756 --> 00:30:14,291
-[ Jared chuckles ]
-[ Peter sighs ]
768
00:30:15,559 --> 00:30:17,260
[ Dart thuds ]
769
00:30:20,464 --> 00:30:24,968
Stanton:
Now...Do what is right.
770
00:30:35,935 --> 00:30:38,269
[ Cellphone ringing ]
771
00:30:39,071 --> 00:30:40,438
[ Beep ]
772
00:30:40,472 --> 00:30:42,307
Hanna: Forget it, Pindar.
You're done.
773
00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:44,309
Pindar: But she never heard my
plan to get around the zoning.
774
00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:45,610
Hanna:
And she never will.
775
00:30:45,644 --> 00:30:47,611
We had an inside track,
and you blew it.
776
00:30:47,646 --> 00:30:49,580
Now we're lumped
into a dog-and-pony show
777
00:30:49,614 --> 00:30:51,048
at her restaurant on Lock Choi
778
00:30:51,082 --> 00:30:53,383
with a bunch of other firms
to win over this freak.
779
00:30:53,417 --> 00:30:54,985
-(Pindar) Let me come.
-(Hanna) No.
780
00:30:55,019 --> 00:30:57,253
I will post a guard at the door.
781
00:30:57,288 --> 00:31:00,189
♪ Baby, I need it, I'll beg ♪
782
00:31:00,223 --> 00:31:01,891
♪ baby, I need it, I'll beg ♪
783
00:31:01,925 --> 00:31:03,526
Pindar:
This is not fair.
784
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:07,496
Carmen: You know, Pindy,
if you really want to go...
785
00:31:07,530 --> 00:31:09,031
I'll take you.
786
00:31:09,065 --> 00:31:12,334
Pindar: I would, but I fear
just the sight of my face
787
00:31:12,368 --> 00:31:15,772
will cause Ms. Jaya to go into
some sort of toenail seizure.
788
00:31:15,806 --> 00:31:17,974
Carmen: The lunch
is at on lock's, right?
789
00:31:18,008 --> 00:31:19,376
Pindar: Yes.
790
00:31:19,410 --> 00:31:20,544
If there are laptops there,
791
00:31:20,578 --> 00:31:22,279
I could teleconference
my way in,
792
00:31:22,313 --> 00:31:25,283
or if somebody can sneak
my P.D.A. onto the table --
793
00:31:25,317 --> 00:31:26,618
Carmen:
No, that won't work.
794
00:31:26,652 --> 00:31:28,820
Karp or Hanna
will just shut it down.
795
00:31:28,855 --> 00:31:30,956
Okay, I have an idea.
796
00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:33,059
It'll take a unique
delivery system,
797
00:31:33,093 --> 00:31:35,628
but that just might be
its charm.
798
00:31:40,634 --> 00:31:44,704
Carter: Technically, I went
about it the wrong way.
799
00:31:44,738 --> 00:31:46,305
[ Chuckles ]
800
00:31:46,340 --> 00:31:47,940
But if returning the money
to the shareholders
801
00:31:47,975 --> 00:31:52,879
makes me guilty, then you
better lock me up right now.
802
00:31:52,913 --> 00:31:54,948
Ellen: Prosecution has no
problem with that, your honor.
803
00:31:54,982 --> 00:31:57,283
Peter: Sarcasm --
the poor man's wit.
804
00:31:57,317 --> 00:31:59,418
Ellen: Sorry.
Did I just hear Janie
805
00:31:59,453 --> 00:32:01,520
practicing her orgasms
in Italian?
806
00:32:01,554 --> 00:32:03,890
Peter:
But it felt good, though, right,
807
00:32:03,924 --> 00:32:07,260
giving that money back
to all those that deserved it?
808
00:32:07,294 --> 00:32:08,794
Carter:
Yes, it felt great.
809
00:32:08,829 --> 00:32:11,331
I wish, uh --
I wish I could have done more.
810
00:32:11,365 --> 00:32:13,766
Peter: Ah, you know
what else feels good?
811
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,669
Payback.
812
00:32:16,703 --> 00:32:18,604
Carter: I don't follow.
813
00:32:18,639 --> 00:32:20,506
Peter: Ah, a lot of people
have a lot of reasons
814
00:32:20,541 --> 00:32:22,609
to hate you, don't they?
815
00:32:22,643 --> 00:32:25,245
[ Carter sighs ]
I suppose.
816
00:32:25,279 --> 00:32:26,947
[ Peter chuckles ]
You suppose?
817
00:32:26,981 --> 00:32:29,682
Dude, I mean, forget the
thousands who lost their jobs
818
00:32:29,717 --> 00:32:30,917
or life savings and pensions.
819
00:32:30,951 --> 00:32:32,752
Let's talk about
your private life.
820
00:32:32,787 --> 00:32:34,620
[ Carter chuckles ]
Let's not.
821
00:32:34,655 --> 00:32:35,922
Peter: And how you were
the first in your community
822
00:32:35,956 --> 00:32:37,256
to put up a security fence?
823
00:32:37,291 --> 00:32:40,626
How tall was it?
Was it 10 feet, 12?
824
00:32:42,029 --> 00:32:45,798
We could have the question read
back, Mr. Lang, if you'd like.
825
00:32:45,832 --> 00:32:47,266
Carter: 14 feet.
826
00:32:47,301 --> 00:32:49,668
Peter:
14-foot security fence.
827
00:32:49,703 --> 00:32:50,869
[ Inhales sharply ]
828
00:32:50,904 --> 00:32:53,605
Yeah, I guess a $9 million,
829
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,508
27-room Cali-terranean
needs security --
830
00:32:56,543 --> 00:32:58,410
mostly from the ex-wife,
correct?
831
00:32:58,444 --> 00:33:00,512
Carter:
Do I have to answer that?
832
00:33:00,546 --> 00:33:02,847
Peter: Ah, sorry, sorry --
wives.
833
00:33:02,881 --> 00:33:05,416
I mean, probably
a good investment.
834
00:33:05,451 --> 00:33:07,318
Cheated-on wives
tend to get a little hot
835
00:33:07,353 --> 00:33:08,953
when they get screwed
out of alimony.
836
00:33:08,988 --> 00:33:11,789
And they all got what -- zero?
837
00:33:11,824 --> 00:33:13,391
Is that right?
838
00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:15,527
Carter:
I take the fifth.
839
00:33:15,561 --> 00:33:17,729
Peter: Ah, too late. You would have had
to do that when you took the stand.
840
00:33:17,764 --> 00:33:19,231
Isn't that right, your honor?
841
00:33:19,265 --> 00:33:20,900
[ Judge Hong ] Yes,
and this line of questioning
842
00:33:20,934 --> 00:33:22,469
better have a purpose,
counselor.
843
00:33:22,503 --> 00:33:24,070
Carter: You know,
I do have something to say
844
00:33:24,105 --> 00:33:25,906
about Franklin and Bash.
845
00:33:25,940 --> 00:33:29,243
Peter: And we'd love to hear
it...as soon as I'm done.
846
00:33:29,277 --> 00:33:31,279
For right now, why don't you
shut up and answer my questions?
847
00:33:31,313 --> 00:33:33,781
[ Judge Hong ] Did you just
tell your client to shut up?
848
00:33:33,816 --> 00:33:36,450
Peter: "Go screw yourself" seemed
inappropriate, your honor.
849
00:33:36,485 --> 00:33:37,685
Carter:
I don't have to take that.
850
00:33:37,719 --> 00:33:39,586
[ Judge Hong ]
You're right, Mr. Lang.
851
00:33:39,621 --> 00:33:41,755
The law requires you be represented
by competent lawyers.
852
00:33:41,789 --> 00:33:44,724
I suggest you two
get your act together,
853
00:33:44,758 --> 00:33:46,626
or I will declare a mistrial.
854
00:33:46,660 --> 00:33:48,928
Peter: You're absolutely right,
your honor.
855
00:33:48,962 --> 00:33:51,397
I'm sorry.
856
00:33:51,431 --> 00:33:53,565
Keep your foot on the gas.
857
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,002
[ Jared clears throat ]
858
00:34:00,675 --> 00:34:03,410
Lawyer: In 1998,
our firm was instrumental
859
00:34:03,445 --> 00:34:06,447
in challenging local laws
and environmental laws
860
00:34:06,481 --> 00:34:09,284
in getting the ballpark built
on the waterfront.
861
00:34:09,318 --> 00:34:11,420
Let us do the same
for your company.
862
00:34:11,454 --> 00:34:14,890
Abha: That's great,
but you haven't told me how.
863
00:34:14,924 --> 00:34:16,525
In fact, what I hear
from all of you
864
00:34:16,559 --> 00:34:18,360
is what you've done
with former clients
865
00:34:18,394 --> 00:34:19,728
but not what you'll do for me.
866
00:34:23,332 --> 00:34:25,400
And now you're out of time.
867
00:34:25,434 --> 00:34:27,702
Hanna: But you haven't heard
our presentation.
868
00:34:27,736 --> 00:34:31,405
Abha: I think Infeld/Daniels
had their chance, Ms. Linden.
869
00:34:31,439 --> 00:34:32,839
Thank you all for coming.
870
00:34:32,874 --> 00:34:36,543
I will make my decision
tomorrow.
871
00:34:43,517 --> 00:34:47,621
Hanna: "A business venture
planted up north
872
00:34:47,655 --> 00:34:49,223
will soon bear fruit."
873
00:34:53,829 --> 00:34:57,399
Karp: "Land-use caps
and ordinances
874
00:34:57,434 --> 00:34:59,535
"outlawing big box superstores
875
00:34:59,569 --> 00:35:02,205
are enacted to protect small,
local businesses."
876
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:03,573
Lawyer:
What's going on?
877
00:35:03,607 --> 00:35:05,843
Hanna: "Put Mandolin
into that category,
878
00:35:05,877 --> 00:35:08,713
just like Whole-Mart
vs. Colton County."
879
00:35:08,748 --> 00:35:11,716
Karp:
"A 100,000-square-foot space
880
00:35:11,751 --> 00:35:15,754
"could easily be two 50,000- or
even three 30,000-square-footers
881
00:35:15,788 --> 00:35:17,690
and be within code."
882
00:35:22,428 --> 00:35:24,863
Abha:
Uh, "For more details,
883
00:35:24,897 --> 00:35:28,066
"contact your team
at Infeld/Daniels --
884
00:35:28,101 --> 00:35:33,038
Damien Karp, Hanna Linden,
and Pindar Singh."
885
00:35:33,072 --> 00:35:35,374
Lawyer: How cute.
886
00:35:35,408 --> 00:35:36,975
Karp: I know, right?
887
00:35:37,009 --> 00:35:39,577
And thank you for lunch.
888
00:35:46,449 --> 00:35:49,118
Jared:
Even your employees hated you.
889
00:35:49,152 --> 00:35:52,187
Cash bar at the last
Groton Christmas party?
890
00:35:52,221 --> 00:35:53,988
Come on.
891
00:35:54,023 --> 00:35:57,392
Carter: I was implementing a
policy of corporate austerity.
892
00:35:57,426 --> 00:36:00,761
Jared: While you gave yourself
a 400% raise.
893
00:36:00,795 --> 00:36:01,862
[ Judge Hong ]
Mr. Franklin --
894
00:36:01,896 --> 00:36:03,464
Jared:
Your honor, some leeway?
895
00:36:03,498 --> 00:36:06,033
We're trying to demonstrate
that Mr. Lang is not a nice guy.
896
00:36:06,067 --> 00:36:11,440
In fact, he is a blue-ribbon,
grade-a, top-shelf a-hole.
897
00:36:11,474 --> 00:36:13,309
[ Jurors murmuring ]
898
00:36:14,745 --> 00:36:18,415
Actually, that was Ellen's job
to prove, but we did it better.
899
00:36:18,449 --> 00:36:20,150
Peter: Mm-hmm.
900
00:36:20,185 --> 00:36:23,988
Jared: But, Mr. Lang, even
someone as despicable as you
901
00:36:24,022 --> 00:36:25,923
can change, right?
902
00:36:25,958 --> 00:36:28,292
Would you say
that you've changed
903
00:36:28,326 --> 00:36:30,428
and seen the error of your ways?
904
00:36:33,465 --> 00:36:36,233
Carter: Yes.
905
00:36:36,268 --> 00:36:38,869
Yes, profoundly.
906
00:36:38,903 --> 00:36:40,904
Jared:
And to correct those ways,
907
00:36:40,938 --> 00:36:45,275
are you not legally
giving $129 million --
908
00:36:45,310 --> 00:36:47,411
almost the balance
of your personal estate --
909
00:36:47,445 --> 00:36:49,513
to the shareholders of Groton,
910
00:36:49,548 --> 00:36:51,081
many of whom are here today
in court?
911
00:36:51,116 --> 00:36:53,083
Carter: What?
912
00:36:53,118 --> 00:36:55,519
Jared: I'm sorry.
I'll speak up.
913
00:36:55,553 --> 00:36:58,789
I said, are you not willing
to put in writing
914
00:36:58,824 --> 00:37:00,891
that you will legally
liquidate your assets
915
00:37:00,926 --> 00:37:03,661
to pay off the debt
to your shareholders?
916
00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:07,065
Carter: Yes.
917
00:37:07,099 --> 00:37:08,533
Ellen: Objection!
I think.
918
00:37:08,567 --> 00:37:11,002
Withdrawn.
No! I object.
919
00:37:11,037 --> 00:37:12,470
We are still in the guilt phase
of this trial.
920
00:37:12,504 --> 00:37:14,172
Whether or not Mr. Lang
feels remorse
921
00:37:14,207 --> 00:37:16,341
-has nothing to do with --
-[ Judge Hong ] Sustained.
922
00:37:16,375 --> 00:37:19,511
Ellen: Thank you.
923
00:37:21,181 --> 00:37:24,983
Jared: The prosecution's right,
for once.
924
00:37:25,018 --> 00:37:28,053
Mr. Lang is guilty --
925
00:37:28,087 --> 00:37:31,423
guilty of feeling guilty
926
00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:33,559
and also of doing something
about it,
927
00:37:33,593 --> 00:37:35,894
which is also why he agreed
928
00:37:35,929 --> 00:37:40,098
to spend the next two years
doing volunteer work, correct?
929
00:37:40,133 --> 00:37:42,467
-(Carter) No!
-[ Jurors murmuring ]
930
00:37:42,502 --> 00:37:44,269
Yes.
931
00:37:44,304 --> 00:37:46,872
Jared: In Haiti.
932
00:37:46,906 --> 00:37:48,206
Carter: Haiti?
933
00:37:48,241 --> 00:37:50,042
I'm going to Haiti?
934
00:37:50,076 --> 00:37:52,277
Jared: Haiti!
I couldn't believe it, either.
935
00:37:52,312 --> 00:37:55,246
Sharing his vast
entrepreneurial expertise
936
00:37:55,281 --> 00:37:56,882
with the small-business owners
there.
937
00:37:56,916 --> 00:37:59,018
Ellen: Your honor!
Approach the bench?
938
00:37:59,052 --> 00:38:01,120
[ Judge Hong ] Mm-hmm.
939
00:38:01,154 --> 00:38:04,090
Gerry: Your honor,
none of this is relevant.
940
00:38:05,259 --> 00:38:08,327
Carter: I-I don't want
to go to Haiti.
941
00:38:08,362 --> 00:38:10,830
[ Judge Hong ] You just said
you would, under oath.
942
00:38:10,864 --> 00:38:12,498
I'm happy to add
a perjury charge.
943
00:38:12,533 --> 00:38:14,200
Peter: Ohh, perjury --
that would add at least,
944
00:38:14,234 --> 00:38:15,768
-what, three years?
-(Jared) At least three years.
945
00:38:15,802 --> 00:38:17,103
-Yeah.
-(Peter) Yeah.
946
00:38:17,138 --> 00:38:19,939
[ Judge Hong ]
If your client pleads guilty
947
00:38:19,974 --> 00:38:24,411
to a lesser charge, agrees
to pay back all that money,
948
00:38:24,446 --> 00:38:26,947
and leaves for Port-au-Prince
by the weekend,
949
00:38:26,981 --> 00:38:28,982
he's out of jail today.
950
00:38:29,017 --> 00:38:30,484
If not, we'll find out
951
00:38:30,518 --> 00:38:33,955
exactly how much this jury
hates you, Mr. Lang.
952
00:38:33,989 --> 00:38:35,857
♪ My time will come ♪
953
00:38:35,891 --> 00:38:39,061
Peter:
Your call, Mr. Lang.
954
00:38:39,095 --> 00:38:42,431
♪ I believe it ♪
955
00:38:42,466 --> 00:38:45,100
Karp: You have to pull city-planning
files on Merced County.
956
00:38:45,135 --> 00:38:47,302
Pindar: Already on it,
Captain, my Captain.
957
00:38:47,337 --> 00:38:49,238
Bye, Damien.
Love you, Hanna.
958
00:38:49,272 --> 00:38:50,840
Hanna:
Love you, Pindy.
959
00:38:50,874 --> 00:38:52,307
Peter:
What the hell is going on?
960
00:38:52,342 --> 00:38:54,109
Pindar:
I'm a team player.
961
00:38:54,143 --> 00:38:56,077
I am loved.
In your face!
962
00:38:56,111 --> 00:38:57,712
Suck on that!
963
00:38:57,746 --> 00:38:59,814
If I could leave the house,
I would...
964
00:38:59,848 --> 00:39:00,981
Woman: Here you go.
965
00:39:01,015 --> 00:39:02,749
Peter:
What is the deal with Pindy?
966
00:39:02,784 --> 00:39:05,186
Jared: Who knows?
Cabin fever, tourette's, scurvy.
967
00:39:05,220 --> 00:39:06,521
Debbie:
Hey, congratulations.
968
00:39:06,555 --> 00:39:08,022
Both: Thank you.
969
00:39:08,057 --> 00:39:09,458
Debbie: Aren't you gonna ask me
about Allen?
970
00:39:09,492 --> 00:39:12,094
-(Peter) Oh, no, no, unh-unh.
-(Jared) No, ma'am.
971
00:39:12,128 --> 00:39:13,829
Debbie: He asked me
to dinner Saturday night --
972
00:39:13,864 --> 00:39:15,031
Capo in Santa Monica.
973
00:39:15,065 --> 00:39:17,033
Peter: There you go --
we were wrong.
974
00:39:17,068 --> 00:39:19,236
Debbie: That's when his wife
will be out of town.
975
00:39:19,270 --> 00:39:21,505
-(Jared) We were right.
-(Peter) Mm-hmm.
976
00:39:21,540 --> 00:39:23,474
Debbie:
So, I should say no, right?
977
00:39:23,508 --> 00:39:25,342
I was joking.
978
00:39:25,377 --> 00:39:29,279
Okay, "no," angry face.
979
00:39:29,314 --> 00:39:32,148
Jared: No, wait, Debbie.
That's a bummer.
980
00:39:32,183 --> 00:39:33,450
I hope you're okay.
981
00:39:33,484 --> 00:39:34,984
Debbie: I think so.
982
00:39:35,019 --> 00:39:36,853
No sex -- no harm, no foul.
983
00:39:36,887 --> 00:39:38,454
Jared: Good.
984
00:39:38,488 --> 00:39:41,056
And we should make sure that you
and Carmen and Pindy get raises
985
00:39:41,090 --> 00:39:43,091
for all the hard work
you do for us.
986
00:39:43,125 --> 00:39:46,328
It's better to give with
a warm hand than a cold one.
987
00:39:46,362 --> 00:39:47,630
Debbie:
That is very sweet of you.
988
00:39:47,664 --> 00:39:48,965
Jared: Yes, it is.
989
00:39:48,999 --> 00:39:50,366
Peter: Uh, Infeld/Daniels
990
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:51,901
usually gives the raises.
991
00:39:51,935 --> 00:39:54,371
Jared: Who said that warm hand
had to be mine?
992
00:39:54,405 --> 00:39:55,906
Stanton:
Nicely done, boys.
993
00:39:55,940 --> 00:39:57,174
Peter: Hey, thank you.
994
00:39:57,208 --> 00:39:58,876
Stanton: I knew you'd
do the right thing.
995
00:39:58,910 --> 00:40:00,945
-(Jared) Thank you, sir.
-(Peter) And if we hadn't?
996
00:40:00,979 --> 00:40:03,314
Stanton: Oh, well, it would
have been incumbent upon me
997
00:40:03,348 --> 00:40:04,615
-to have you both disbarred.
-(Jared) Ah.
998
00:40:04,650 --> 00:40:06,250
Stanton: By the way,
999
00:40:06,284 --> 00:40:10,120
did you know that I won
the European Pub Cup in '86?
1000
00:40:10,155 --> 00:40:12,789
I nailed it with a treble 18
with my last dart.
1001
00:40:12,824 --> 00:40:14,524
Jared:
I think I read that somewhere.
1002
00:40:14,559 --> 00:40:15,959
Stanton: You know what?
1003
00:40:15,993 --> 00:40:17,960
Um, give me one
of your hypotheticals.
1004
00:40:17,994 --> 00:40:19,361
I feel like I'm in the zone.
1005
00:40:19,396 --> 00:40:22,331
Jared: Okay, you hit the
bull's-eye, I get Kate Moss
1006
00:40:22,365 --> 00:40:24,299
and Isabeli Fontana
and your cabin in Taos.
1007
00:40:24,333 --> 00:40:25,901
If you miss it --
1008
00:40:25,935 --> 00:40:28,303
Peter: Miss it, his bonus
goes to Save the Children.
1009
00:40:28,337 --> 00:40:30,405
Stanton: Excellent.
1010
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:31,407
Jared: Wait. What?
1011
00:40:31,441 --> 00:40:32,808
-(Peter) Ohh.
-(Stanton) Aw!
1012
00:40:32,842 --> 00:40:34,543
-(Peter) Yeah.
-(Stanton) I'm sorry.
1013
00:40:34,578 --> 00:40:36,913
Jared: Wait. No, two out
of three, two out of three.
1014
00:40:36,947 --> 00:40:39,549
Stanton: All right, that's fair.
That's fair.
1015
00:40:39,583 --> 00:40:41,117
[ Sighs ]
1016
00:40:41,151 --> 00:40:44,887
Ah, well, with regrets
from Kate and Isabeli.
1017
00:40:44,922 --> 00:40:48,892
But on behalf of the children,
thank you. Mm.
1018
00:40:48,926 --> 00:40:50,394
[ Indistinct conversations ]
1019
00:40:50,428 --> 00:40:52,229
Jared:
Seriously, what happened?
1020
00:40:52,263 --> 00:40:54,965
[ Peter as Stanton ]
You gave with a warm hand.
1021
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,969
Jared:
I'll give you a warm hand.
1022
00:40:58,003 --> 00:40:59,270
-[ Peter normal voice ] What?
-(Jared) Nothing.
1023
00:40:59,305 --> 00:41:03,007
-[ Peter groans ]
-(Jared) Unfair.
1024
00:41:03,042 --> 00:41:04,308
I don't even like children.
1025
00:41:04,343 --> 00:41:05,776
Peter: They like you.
1026
00:41:05,811 --> 00:41:07,244
Jared: They do,
but that's just 'cause I --
1027
00:41:07,278 --> 00:41:09,479
-(Peter) You're the same size.
-(Jared) Shut up.
1028
00:41:11,449 --> 00:41:14,050
♪ Wrap it up
'cause there's no doubt ♪
1029
00:41:14,075 --> 00:41:18,075
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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