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(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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Take it, Sarge. Take it.
Oh, I'll take it.
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(LAUGHING)
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(SINGING)
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Yeah.
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(MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)
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Yo! Yo! Turn that back on.
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MARINE: Yeah, man,
what'd you do?
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Don't look at me, 'cause you
know I didn't do it. All right?
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Hey! You better have put fresh
batteries in that thing like I told you.
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No. I did, Sarge. Right when
you gave them to me. I did.
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I put them in. Well,
then hit it or something.
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Otherwise you all are gonna
have to listen to me sing!
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(GUNS FIRING)
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(MAN SCREAMING)
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(MAN CHATTERING ON RADIO)
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Here.
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Don't panic.
Don't shoot us. Don't die.
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(GUNS FIRING)
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You got it, G?
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MARINE: Go! Go! Go!
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(KNOCKING ON GLASS)
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CUDDY: Up and at them.
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You're supposed to
be in clinic duty.
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Yeah, like I can sleep down there
with all the crying and coughing.
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Here.
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Ex-Marine thinks
he has Gulf War syndrome.
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There's no such thing.
So he's been told.
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It hasn't stopped the unexplained
fatigue, rashes and joint pain.
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And just so you know, he's the
nephew of a benefactor I owe a favor,
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so you're gonna take this case
whether you like it or not.
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Why wouldn't I want
to take the case?
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The guy's tired and sore. It's
gonna be chapter one in my...
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Don't panic.
Don't shoot us. Don't die.
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You know him?
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Never met him
before in my life.
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Okay. Well, you're about to.
He's on his way here.
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Get your ass up and get your team
together. You have work to do.
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- That's amazing.
- No, it's not.
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It's not? I can play the
harmonica with my nose,
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make a penny come out of a child's ear,
or any other orifice for that matter,
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and given the right circumstances can
bring two women to simultaneous ecstasy.
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The right circumstances
being their agreement
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to bill you on
the same credit card.
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But what I absolutely can not do is dream
about someone I've never seen before.
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Well, just because you don't understand
it doesn't mean it can't happen.
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True. It can't happen
because it can't happen!
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Well, maybe you didn't dream
about this guy specifically.
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Right. Just some other guy
who looks exactly like him.
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No. You imagined
some generic Marine,
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then you placed his face in the
dream after you saw the picture.
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Sort of a coincidence mixed
with a little d�ja vu.
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HOUSE: There's no record of
him ever coming into the clinic,
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so I must've seen him
before somewhere else.
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Fine. You've known him
since Cub Scouts.
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The more interesting question
isn't what you dreamed, but why.
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I'm guessing you're longing for either
a renewed relationship with your dad,
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or a new relationship with
one of the Village People.
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He was in the Navy,
not the Marines.
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I thought your dad
was in the Marines.
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The guy in
the Village People.
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Actually he's only in the Navy
when they sing In the Navy.
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The rest of the time
he's just in generic fatigue.
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What?
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You brought it up!
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You didn't flush.
I didn't pee.
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Male, 34, just got out of the
Marines after two years in Iraq.
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Admitted complaining
of chronic fatigue,
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joint pains, intermittent
rashes and sore throats.
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Thinks he has
Gulf War syndrome.
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Why is he here
instead of the VA?
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Because he has a rich uncle
Cuddy's trying to avoid fellating,
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who doesn't buy the VA's
diagnosis of nothingswrongatosis.
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The VA's right.
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FOREMAN: There's no such
thing as Gulf War syndrome,
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especially in veterans who've
never served in the Gulf War.
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Different war, same place.
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CHASE: Whatever was there
in 1990 is still there.
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What's there can send you home
in a pine box
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but it can't make you sick three
months after you've gotten home.
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What, so thousands of soldiers
are lying about their symptoms?
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You send 700,000 people
on a vacation to Hawaii,
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some are gonna come back sick.
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Doesn't mean it was caused
by snorkeling. He's right.
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The studies all show the same
pattern of symptoms in veterans
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who were sent to the Gulf
and those who weren't.
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That's it?
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You believe her but not me?
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Stick to your guns, Chase.
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Just 'cause there isn't
a single unifying symptom
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doesn't mean there isn't
something going on.
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It could just affect
everyone differently.
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You think this guy has
Gulf War syndrome?
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Of course not.
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He's depressed and he's
looking for a disability check,
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most likely because he's just realized
that knowing how to barter for sex
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in six languages and open a
beer bottle with your eye socket
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are not the most
marketable skills.
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Why did you take
this case?
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'Cause a good scientist
continually questions
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his own theories
and assumptions.
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Cuddy's making him.
And now I'm making you.
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Do a full physical and recheck
his blood for HIV, hep C,
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malaria, schistosomiasis,
and T strain A. Baumannii,
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just to make sure
the VA's dotted their I's.
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And find out every hospital
and clinic he's ever visited,
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every city he's ever lived in
and whether he's ever been on TV.
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TV?
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Problem could be neurological.
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Everyone knows
TV rots your brain.
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Well, it's usually the worst on
my palms and the bottom of my feet.
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I get these
black dots all over.
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I don't see anything.
It comes and goes.
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You're sure it's not
just scrapes and bruises.
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I know the difference between
a rash and a bruise.
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Sometimes it's harder than you
realize to distinguish between the two.
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You obviously exercise.
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My problems aren't caused
by my workouts.
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But you do work out.
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And by the look of you,
pretty strenuously.
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That's not usually
the case with patients
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whose principal complaint is
chronic fatigue and joint pain.
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I was in the Marines for 12 years.
I'm used to doing PT every day.
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Just because I can push through the
pain doesn't mean it's not there.
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CHASE: We're not saying
we don't believe you.
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The hell you aren't.
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We just need to be specific about
what exactly the problems are.
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I sleep 10 hours a night
but I feel tired all the time.
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I constantly get coughs,
rashes, sore throats.
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My knees and hips feel like
someone poured sand in my joints.
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Get these weird tingling
sensations in my legs.
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Sometimes they're cold. Other times,
feels like my blood is boiling.
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Specific enough?
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Look, I don't care
what you guys call it.
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Gulf War syndrome, Iraq fever,
or just crappy sickness X.
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I just want someone to figure out
what it is so they can cure it.
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Except for the supposed
pain in his joints,
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none of the other symptoms he's
complaining about are currently evident.
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And besides low potassium,
probably caused by him
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over-hydrating
after working out.
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His blood work's all normal.
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Low potassium could also probably be
caused by the experimental vaccines
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and anti-chemical warfare pills he
was given before he deployed to Iraq.
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Not to mention the fact that
whole country is littered
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with hundreds of tons of radioactive
shrapnel from depleted uranium munitions.
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You go to medical school in France?
There's no trace of uranium in his urine.
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And he was given the vaccines
and meds two years ago
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without any allergic
or adverse reaction.
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Has he ever done
any modeling?
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We forgot to ask.
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We should send his urine to
the University of Leicester.
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There's a professor there
who's developed
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a more advanced screening
technique for uranium.
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If the levels are too low for us to detect,
they're way too low to cause any damage.
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Where are you going?
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This way.
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You find out about any television
or other media exposure?
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Do you really care or are you just
trying to waste hospital resources
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to get back at Cuddy
for making you take the case?
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Of course, I care.
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What a horrible thing to say.
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Do a Lexis-Nexis search and
get a copy of his credit report.
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Before or after we tell him to eat a banana
and discharge him with a psych referral?
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I say before.
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And I say in between
give him a polysomnogram.
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Sleep apnea could cause
chronic fatigue and paranoia.
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And find out where he went
to summer camp.
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You okay?
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Yeah. Just a little too
much coffee this morning.
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Were we walking you to
the bathroom?
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I wish.
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Wilson was just in there. These
guys know what I'm talking about.
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CAMERON: That's his third REM cycle
and his breathing's completely normal.
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There's obviously nothing
wrong with his sleep pattern.
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CHASE: If it's not the uranium, it's
got to be some other sort of toxin.
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Or nothing at all.
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You really think there's something wrong,
or you just want Foreman to be wrong?
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Both.
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Well, it's not
his sleep pattern.
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If you really think it's a toxin, you
can do a liver biopsy in the morning.
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We can't leave.
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If we don't monitor the whole test,
House won't accept the results.
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He'll just make us
do it over.
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It doesn't take two doctors
to monitor
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what's clearly gonna be
a normal polysomnogram.
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Oh, so you want me to stay?
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You're the one that thought
there was something wrong.
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I never said
it was a sleep disorder.
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You wanna flip for it?
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(SCOFFS)
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Just go.
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Oh, come on. Don't be a baby.
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Fine. I'll stay.
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You know what we could do?
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Here?
Why not?
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We're surrounded by
empty rooms with beds in them.
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Yeah.
And video cameras, too.
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So we turn them off.
Yeah, that's all I need is
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House or Foreman
walking in on us.
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We have the keys.
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No. What if he wakes up?
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All right.
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Suit yourself.
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(SIGHING)
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Damn it.
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Hello?Is anybody out there?
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I think there'sa problem in here!
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What's wrong?
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What do you mean, "What's
wrong?" You don't smell that?
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Nothing smells, John.
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Oh, are you kidding me?
It's disgusting.
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How long have
you thought... Wait.
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Open your mouth.
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The smell's not in the room.
It's in your mouth.
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What's going on?
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Good question.
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(PILLS RATTLING)
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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What?
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You were wrong about
the nothingswrongatosis.
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You can fake fatigue
and joint pain,
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but you can't fake bacterial
vaginosis in your mouth.
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HOUSE.: Where's his mouth been?
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Says he hasn't performed oral
sex on anyone in over a year.
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Selfish bastard.
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Because he hasn't been with anyone
since his last girlfriend dumped him
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after he deployed to Iraq
the second time.
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Selfish bitch.
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We've ruled out HIV, diabetes and
any other endocrine abnormality.
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Could be autoimmune. Sj�gren's
decreases salivary flow,
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creates a hospitable
home for bacteria.
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No. His eyes and tear ducts
are fine.
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Who was his last girlfriend?
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Yeah, we'll get right on that.
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Chronic fatigue, joint pain and
opportunistic infection spells cancer.
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Probably lymphoma.
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FOREMAN.:We should biopsy his
tonsilarand submandibular lymph nodes.
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Right about cancer,
wrong about lymphoma.
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Unless you're simply hidingthe fact
that his lymphnodes are swollen.
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00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:36,302
Get Wilson to biopsy his salivary
glands. He's got parotid cancer.
241
00:14:36,377 --> 00:14:38,743
And see if you can get to the
truth about who he's been dating.
242
00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:42,304
No way, a Marine goes a yearwithout
getting some bloodon his bayonet.
243
00:14:42,383 --> 00:14:44,283
It's not an STD.
You just said...
244
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,443
Just do it.
245
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,690
The antibiotics should at
least relieve the infection,
246
00:14:51,759 --> 00:14:54,023
which will reduce the odor
and taste in your mouth.
247
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,686
Not soon enough.
248
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:03,168
All right. You're gonna
feel a little burn.
249
00:15:03,771 --> 00:15:05,966
You know I never even dipped?
250
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:09,467
Chewing tobacco. Practically
everyone in my unit did it.
251
00:15:09,543 --> 00:15:13,001
But me. I was so paranoid
about cancer.
252
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:18,609
Well, if it's parotid cancer, it's
very treatable if diagnosed early.
253
00:15:19,887 --> 00:15:23,448
My mom had cancer, which is why I
know that diagnosing cancer early
254
00:15:23,524 --> 00:15:26,322
means before
there's any serious symptoms.
255
00:15:31,432 --> 00:15:34,833
Certainly tastes like a pretty
serious symptom, you know?
256
00:15:34,902 --> 00:15:37,234
We'll know more
after the test.
257
00:15:37,638 --> 00:15:40,505
If he was just trying to mess
with Cuddy for wasting his time,
258
00:15:40,574 --> 00:15:43,543
this would have stopped as soon as the
patient started exhibiting actual symptoms.
259
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,135
So the question is,
why is he wasting our time?
260
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:47,771
Or is he wasting our time?
261
00:15:47,848 --> 00:15:50,908
You think he's got a medical reason
for asking for the guy's credit report?
262
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,212
I don't.
263
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:55,516
Where were you two
when the guy woke up?
264
00:15:57,758 --> 00:16:00,352
We just stepped out
for a second.
265
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,156
To do what?
266
00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:05,995
To get a coffee. We'd
been up most of the night.
267
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,364
He's just pushing to make sure
we have a complete history.
268
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:12,098
Obviously we're missing
something or we'd have the answer.
269
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:15,164
You didn't have any coffee
when you came back.
270
00:16:15,676 --> 00:16:18,839
All right already. We
confess. You caught us.
271
00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:20,846
We snuck into one of the
sleep lab rooms to have sex.
272
00:16:20,914 --> 00:16:23,474
We shouldn't have done it while
we were working and we're sorry.
273
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,279
Now can we move on?
274
00:16:28,222 --> 00:16:30,713
House would do Wilson
before you'd do Chase.
275
00:16:30,791 --> 00:16:34,454
No. You would do House and
Wilson before I'd do Chase.
276
00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:37,230
Now can we
get back to work.
277
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:38,730
She did me once.
278
00:16:39,533 --> 00:16:41,160
She was stoned!
279
00:16:53,547 --> 00:16:55,071
Biopsy's inconclusive.
280
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:58,276
I'm gonna do a sialogram while we wait
for results from the additional blood work.
281
00:16:58,352 --> 00:16:59,410
No hurry.
282
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,181
Probably nothing we can do
at this point anyway.
283
00:17:01,255 --> 00:17:02,813
As long as
the cancer hasn't spread...
284
00:17:02,890 --> 00:17:06,451
He's spitting stink. You
should focus on the living.
285
00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:09,393
I need a prescription.
286
00:17:09,997 --> 00:17:11,487
I just wrote you
a prescription.
287
00:17:11,565 --> 00:17:14,033
For Vicodin.
I need alfuzosin.
288
00:17:14,368 --> 00:17:15,858
No, you don't.
289
00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:18,738
You figured out
where you met your Marine?
290
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:19,897
What?
291
00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:23,476
Oh, that. Haven't really
thought about it.
292
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,136
I can't pee.
293
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:27,703
You can't remember him,
can you?
294
00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:29,271
I can't pee.
295
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,010
So stop taking the Vicodin.
296
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:33,177
I want to pee
and not be in pain.
297
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,948
Why don't you go to sleep?
298
00:17:35,022 --> 00:17:36,319
I don't pee when I'm asleep.
299
00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:39,450
Maybe you'll dream about him again.
Maybe he'll give you an address.
300
00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:41,016
I haven't peed in three days.
301
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:44,029
I read that REM sleep is the
brain's way of working out problems.
302
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:45,997
Very useful. Did you
hear what I just said?
303
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:49,229
Yeah. You lied because you want to
avoid talking about your obsession.
304
00:17:49,303 --> 00:17:51,931
I'm not obsessing.
Why don't you just ask him?
305
00:17:52,005 --> 00:17:54,633
I haven't peed in three days!
You'd be dead.
306
00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:56,699
I'm not counting
intermittent drips.
307
00:17:56,777 --> 00:17:57,937
You'd be in agony.
308
00:17:58,011 --> 00:18:00,343
I passed agony
yesterday around 4:00.
309
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,361
His mother, brother,
uncle and best friend
310
00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:22,959
all confirm he hasn't had
a date in over a year.
311
00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:24,867
Which means it's not an STD.
312
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:28,169
If you come up with something
medically relevant, page me.
313
00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:35,810
What did you want me
to tell him? The truth?
314
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:39,511
No. You didn't have
to be so convincing.
315
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,781
Don't worry.
I'll make it up to you.
316
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:45,684
This is getting
out of control.
317
00:18:45,759 --> 00:18:46,885
Don't pout.
318
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:51,387
Our patient woke up with an infection
while we were getting our rocks off.
319
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,034
Do you want to stop?
320
00:18:55,102 --> 00:18:56,330
No.
321
00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:58,997
But I don't want to
get caught, either.
322
00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:00,539
You think I do?
323
00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:03,007
You certainly didn't go out of
your way to keep the volume down
324
00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:04,236
when we were
in the sleep lab.
325
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,142
I couldn't help that.
326
00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:10,677
Why would I
want to get caught?
327
00:19:10,751 --> 00:19:14,050
Maybe you want to give House
a reason to be jealous.
328
00:19:15,022 --> 00:19:16,546
I'm over House.
329
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:20,591
All this is, is uncomplicated sex.
Don't try to make it more than that.
330
00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:23,152
We're not doing it
at work anymore.
331
00:19:23,897 --> 00:19:25,023
Fine.
332
00:19:34,675 --> 00:19:36,700
Wanna go grab some lunch?
333
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,643
I think the pill
is the way to go.
334
00:19:43,717 --> 00:19:45,651
We haven't had a condom
break yet. Thank God.
335
00:19:45,719 --> 00:19:49,678
But it's bound to happen, especially
the way we've been doing it.
336
00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:53,354
On a bed of nails?
No.
337
00:19:53,427 --> 00:19:57,420
He's not kinky.
He's just insatiable.
338
00:19:57,497 --> 00:20:00,728
I can barely make it
to any of my morning classes.
339
00:20:02,436 --> 00:20:04,427
You smoke?
No way.
340
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:06,936
Stop it!
341
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:08,802
Sorry.
342
00:20:10,744 --> 00:20:14,111
Any history of hypertension,
blood clots, strokes?
343
00:20:14,181 --> 00:20:17,173
Nope. Besides my OCD,
I'm fit as a fiddle.
344
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:23,085
You have OCD?
Can't you tell?
345
00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:26,592
Any other compulsions besides
drinking massive amounts of water?
346
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,184
No, that's it.
Thank God.
347
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:30,456
My therapist says
it could be a lot worse.
348
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,327
You get up in the middle
of the night to drink?
349
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,560
Yeah. Every couple of hours.
350
00:20:35,035 --> 00:20:37,128
Then your therapist
is an idiot.
351
00:20:37,204 --> 00:20:39,434
Unconscious people
don't have OCD.
352
00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:41,872
They can, whoever,
have diabetes insipidus.
353
00:20:41,942 --> 00:20:44,911
That's impossible.
I eat candy all the time.
354
00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:48,607
Different kind of diabetes. This
kind is caused by banged up pituitary.
355
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:50,513
You're obviously more of
a lover than a fighter.
356
00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:55,544
I'm guessing either a car accident or you
cracked your skull on the balance beam.
357
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,513
How'd you know?
358
00:20:58,592 --> 00:21:03,029
Easy. Nice ass. No boobs. And
you've got palms like a longshoreman.
359
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:05,155
Wait here.
You need a CAT scan.
360
00:21:05,232 --> 00:21:07,359
Oh, my God...
Don't worry.
361
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:11,302
Just means you'll be taking two
hormone supplements instead of one.
362
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,239
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
363
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:19,244
Okay, this time you're
gonna feel a little pressure.
364
00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:21,576
We're injecting
the contrast material.
365
00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:25,613
Could you turn up the music?
366
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:26,913
Sure.
367
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,684
(VOLUME INCREASING)
368
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,020
Looks pretty good so far.
369
00:21:34,094 --> 00:21:36,358
Still can't hear it that well.
370
00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:40,362
(VOLUME INCREASING)
371
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,196
Can you hear it now?
372
00:21:43,103 --> 00:21:44,195
John?
373
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:47,532
John!
374
00:21:48,542 --> 00:21:50,442
John, can you hear me?
375
00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:53,641
(DOOR OPENING)
376
00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:58,175
Still no relief?
377
00:21:58,251 --> 00:21:59,843
I got relief.
378
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:01,717
I just got no pee.
379
00:22:02,289 --> 00:22:04,484
If the pills didn't work,
you may need a catheter.
380
00:22:04,558 --> 00:22:06,924
You didn't come here
to talk to me about my pee.
381
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:08,620
What's going on?
382
00:22:09,196 --> 00:22:11,096
He's got cancer all right.
383
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:14,565
But it's not in his salivary
glands. It's in his brain.
384
00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:19,299
And it's bad. At least
six tumors. Maybe more.
385
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:24,773
He lost his hearing.
His sight's probably next.
386
00:22:25,679 --> 00:22:27,579
Death is probably next.
387
00:22:31,218 --> 00:22:33,379
HOUSE: No way he could've
grown all these in a week.
388
00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:36,479
They can't be older. The VA
couldn't have missed all these.
389
00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:39,024
Maybe they didn't miss them.
Just mixed them up.
390
00:22:39,092 --> 00:22:42,152
Switched his films with
another patient's by mistake.
391
00:22:42,229 --> 00:22:43,594
Maybe.
392
00:22:43,663 --> 00:22:47,690
It'd mean some poor sap's getting his
melon sliced at the VA for no reason.
393
00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:51,225
And this poor sergeant's gonna
be dead by the end of the week.
394
00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:54,133
Where've you two been?
CAMERON: Lunch.
395
00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:55,765
Why? What happened?
396
00:22:55,842 --> 00:23:00,176
Wilson's found some fast-growing,
elusive or magic brain tumors.
397
00:23:00,247 --> 00:23:01,646
What did you find?
398
00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:03,945
Nothing.
He's telling the truth.
399
00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:06,409
About what?
CHASE: About everything.
400
00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:08,147
Where he's lived,
who he's dated.
401
00:23:08,221 --> 00:23:10,553
Besides forgetting to mention
his dad's shin splints,
402
00:23:10,624 --> 00:23:13,889
his granddad's nosebleeds, and
to return a few rented DVDs,
403
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,860
everything he's told us
has checked out.
404
00:23:15,929 --> 00:23:18,329
You have them
researching your dream?
405
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:21,094
No. I have them
researching my patient.
406
00:23:21,368 --> 00:23:23,529
You had a dream
about a patient?
407
00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:28,472
This poor guy's brain is riddled with
tumors and you're checking his credit report?
408
00:23:31,778 --> 00:23:33,973
Come on. I need you guys.
409
00:23:34,047 --> 00:23:36,413
Where are you going?
To do my job.
410
00:23:36,483 --> 00:23:37,973
He's not your patient.
411
00:23:38,051 --> 00:23:40,144
He is now.
Go home and go to sleep.
412
00:23:40,220 --> 00:23:43,383
Maybe you'll dream a cure
to late-stage brain cancer.
413
00:23:52,399 --> 00:23:53,764
How is he?
414
00:23:54,401 --> 00:23:55,732
He's dead.
415
00:23:56,236 --> 00:23:59,296
Oh, God. At least he
will be in a few days.
416
00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:03,004
Question is why.
417
00:24:03,076 --> 00:24:06,239
The only explanation is that
the VA hospital screwed up.
418
00:24:06,313 --> 00:24:09,339
There was definitely no
mix up. I had them recheck.
419
00:24:09,416 --> 00:24:13,944
Yes. Why would a government
agency lie to cover up a mistake
420
00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:15,578
that might have caused
the death of a guy
421
00:24:15,655 --> 00:24:17,714
they'd been trying to kill
for the last two years anyway?
422
00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:19,418
They didn't lie.
423
00:24:20,894 --> 00:24:22,919
Did you just take
two Vicodin?
424
00:24:22,996 --> 00:24:25,055
No. Just an antidepressant.
425
00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:28,328
I was told to take two every
time you walked into the room.
426
00:24:31,571 --> 00:24:34,301
The VA's scan of his brain.
No tumors.
427
00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:39,912
Yes. This is proof positive that someone
didn't have tumors in their brain.
428
00:24:39,980 --> 00:24:42,312
You see that bright spot
below his left orbit?
429
00:24:42,382 --> 00:24:45,874
That is a titanium pin your
patient had inserted 20 years ago.
430
00:24:45,952 --> 00:24:49,149
Unless you think the VA happened
to mix up his scans with someone
431
00:24:49,222 --> 00:24:52,350
who had the exact same pin,
they didn't screw up.
432
00:24:56,863 --> 00:24:58,296
You paged us?
433
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:02,328
Why didn't you send his urine
to Leicester like I told you?
434
00:25:02,402 --> 00:25:04,802
Because you told me not to.
435
00:25:04,871 --> 00:25:07,362
Why did you choose that moment
to listen to me?
436
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,432
You think depleted uranium might
have something to do with his tumors?
437
00:25:10,510 --> 00:25:12,808
Radiation's the only thing that
will make tumors grow that fast.
438
00:25:12,879 --> 00:25:14,608
High doses of radiation!
439
00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:16,706
Even if he ate depleted
uranium bullets for breakfast,
440
00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:18,341
he still would've been exposed
to less radiation
441
00:25:18,418 --> 00:25:20,010
than we've given him
in the last two days.
442
00:25:20,086 --> 00:25:24,147
Do it anyway.
And you, call his uncle back.
443
00:25:24,224 --> 00:25:27,955
Find out if he ever brought his nephew
to any hospital parties or fundraisers.
444
00:25:28,028 --> 00:25:30,496
No. Not until
you give me a reason.
445
00:25:31,264 --> 00:25:32,754
Because I'm your boss?
446
00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:34,129
A rational reason.
447
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,293
Or at least admit
that you don't have one.
448
00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:38,633
I've got a full bladder
and I'm not afraid to use it.
449
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,263
But you are
apparently afraid
450
00:25:40,340 --> 00:25:42,467
of discovering something you
can't rationally explain...
451
00:25:42,542 --> 00:25:43,804
Shut up!
452
00:25:44,944 --> 00:25:46,741
Do what you're told.
453
00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:51,039
Cuddy and Wilson may not have
to listen to me, but you do.
454
00:25:55,889 --> 00:25:57,379
What the hell
was that all about?
455
00:25:57,457 --> 00:25:58,719
I don't care.
456
00:25:58,792 --> 00:26:01,590
Which is why I didn't feel the need
to ask him eight personal questions.
457
00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:03,185
I'm over him.
458
00:26:05,765 --> 00:26:07,858
Just making an observation.
459
00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:13,330
WILSON: All right.
Ready whenever you are.
460
00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:14,532
I'm ready.
461
00:26:17,911 --> 00:26:20,209
Wait a minute. Zoom in.
462
00:26:23,316 --> 00:26:26,342
I don't see it. You sure you
got the right coordinates?
463
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,013
Yeah. She's in
the right place.
464
00:26:29,355 --> 00:26:32,791
Go 10 millimeters above the
AC-PC line on the Z axis.
465
00:26:32,859 --> 00:26:35,259
TECHNICIAN:
Ten mil above AC-PC on Z.
466
00:26:37,564 --> 00:26:39,088
It's not there anymore.
467
00:26:39,165 --> 00:26:40,826
Are you sure you got
the gantry angle right?
468
00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:43,767
Yeah, I'm sure.
It's not there.
469
00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:47,804
It disappeared.
470
00:26:47,874 --> 00:26:49,774
Six tumors don't
just disappear.
471
00:26:49,843 --> 00:26:51,708
Unless they were
never there to begin with.
472
00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:53,370
The VA didn't screw up.
473
00:26:53,446 --> 00:26:54,913
Maybe someone else did.
474
00:26:54,981 --> 00:26:56,608
Maybe it was
Dr. Self-Righteous.
475
00:26:56,683 --> 00:26:59,345
I saw the tumors.
There was no mix up.
476
00:26:59,419 --> 00:27:01,819
Maybe there's something wrong
with the portable imager in the OR.
477
00:27:01,888 --> 00:27:04,618
Something that would cause it to
show brain tissue in perfect detail
478
00:27:04,691 --> 00:27:07,125
but completely miss
neoplastic tissue?
479
00:27:07,594 --> 00:27:09,118
Then they were
never tumors to begin with.
480
00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:10,389
I told you I saw...
481
00:27:10,463 --> 00:27:15,059
Oh, you saw something that looked like
tumors. We all did. We were all wrong.
482
00:27:15,135 --> 00:27:16,159
Or maybe he doesn't
have cancer.
483
00:27:16,236 --> 00:27:18,864
Maybe he has a brain infection
that's causing multiple abscesses.
484
00:27:18,938 --> 00:27:20,269
That miraculously healed?
485
00:27:20,340 --> 00:27:21,967
No. They were healed
by the antibiotics
486
00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:23,906
we're giving him for
the vaginosis in his mouth.
487
00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:27,344
If it's an infection, why didn't
it show up in his blood work?
488
00:27:27,413 --> 00:27:29,404
I don't know yet.
489
00:27:30,116 --> 00:27:32,346
Dr. Wilson,
we have a problem.
490
00:27:32,919 --> 00:27:34,750
What did you do?
491
00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:37,221
I can't feel my legs!
I can't feel my legs!
492
00:27:37,290 --> 00:27:38,279
John...
What did you guys do?
493
00:27:38,358 --> 00:27:39,825
John! Calm down!
We didn't even operate.
494
00:27:39,893 --> 00:27:41,155
Could this be
a regional effect?
495
00:27:41,227 --> 00:27:43,354
I can't move my legs! ANESTHESIOLOGIST:
It's not the anesthesia.
496
00:27:43,429 --> 00:27:45,124
HOUSE: John! John!
497
00:27:45,198 --> 00:27:46,756
We're gonna figure out
what's wrong with you.
498
00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:52,999
But first we need to know one thing,
have you ever appeared in any pornos?
499
00:27:56,877 --> 00:27:59,175
Chronic fatigue,
sore throats, rashes,
500
00:27:59,246 --> 00:28:02,374
putrid discharge in the mouth,
multiple abscesses in the brain,
501
00:28:02,449 --> 00:28:07,045
hearing loss, and last but not
least, lower limb paralysis.
502
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:09,054
He's certainly given us
plenty of clues.
503
00:28:09,122 --> 00:28:11,488
It's got to be
some sort of infection.
504
00:28:11,558 --> 00:28:15,790
That's miraculously improving in his brain
but getting worse in his ears and legs?
505
00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:18,160
Could be an infection
and cancer.
506
00:28:18,231 --> 00:28:20,699
A neoplastic syndrome could
depress his immune system
507
00:28:20,767 --> 00:28:22,325
and cause the other symptoms.
508
00:28:22,402 --> 00:28:24,597
You're basing this theory
on the negative biopsy,
509
00:28:24,671 --> 00:28:26,366
the lymph nodes
that aren't swollen,
510
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,806
or the tumors that were
never there to begin with?
511
00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:30,672
And what are you gonna base
your theory on?
512
00:28:30,744 --> 00:28:32,769
His favorite restaurants?
513
00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:34,608
I was right.
514
00:28:34,681 --> 00:28:37,844
He's excreting depleted
uranium in his urine.
515
00:28:37,918 --> 00:28:40,853
We should start him on an IV infusion
of isotonic sodium bicarbonate...
516
00:28:40,921 --> 00:28:42,479
It's not depleted uranium.
517
00:28:42,556 --> 00:28:43,716
You're the one...
Who asked for the test
518
00:28:43,790 --> 00:28:45,883
when we were thinking cancer.
We no longer are.
519
00:28:45,959 --> 00:28:48,291
Depleted uranium doesn't just
cause cells to mutate.
520
00:28:48,361 --> 00:28:49,623
It can cause
cell death as well.
521
00:28:49,696 --> 00:28:51,391
Not spinal cord cells.
522
00:28:51,465 --> 00:28:54,866
At least not before the dose is high
enough to kill all his other cells first.
523
00:28:54,935 --> 00:28:58,598
So you're saying the radioactive
uranium in his urine is irrelevant.
524
00:28:59,206 --> 00:29:01,640
The sun's radioactive.
The earth is radioactive.
525
00:29:01,708 --> 00:29:03,972
This hospital is filled
with radiation.
526
00:29:04,044 --> 00:29:06,740
The issue is not where it is,
but how much there is,
527
00:29:06,813 --> 00:29:10,044
and what damage that amount can
cause in someone's spinal cord.
528
00:29:10,117 --> 00:29:12,745
As I've already
stated quite clearly.
529
00:29:12,819 --> 00:29:15,754
Got it. We're all idiots.
What's your theory?
530
00:29:15,822 --> 00:29:17,687
Give me your keys.
Why?
531
00:29:17,758 --> 00:29:21,387
You ever tried to ride a
motorcycle with a distended bladder?
532
00:29:23,563 --> 00:29:27,021
Keep him on antibiotics, check his
hearing and paralysis every hour.
533
00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:28,931
So you basically
want us to do nothing?
534
00:29:29,002 --> 00:29:30,902
No. I basically
want to do nothing.
535
00:29:30,971 --> 00:29:32,598
I want you to
keep him on antibiotics
536
00:29:32,672 --> 00:29:35,732
and check his hearing
and paralysis every hour.
537
00:29:36,042 --> 00:29:37,839
Wait. You can't
go home now.
538
00:29:37,911 --> 00:29:40,004
Actually, I have to
go home now.
539
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,173
Its two days past my bedtime.
540
00:29:42,249 --> 00:29:43,910
House, he needs your help.
541
00:29:43,984 --> 00:29:45,474
And I need sleep!
542
00:29:45,552 --> 00:29:48,612
Hey, it's the brain's way
of working out problems
543
00:29:48,688 --> 00:29:51,987
that the conscious mind can't
solve during the day, remember?
544
00:29:58,331 --> 00:30:00,561
(MACHINE BEEPING)
545
00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:06,529
No. Nothing.
546
00:30:10,143 --> 00:30:12,611
I'm gonna die. Aren't I?
547
00:30:17,717 --> 00:30:19,116
FOREMAN: No, we're not.
548
00:30:19,186 --> 00:30:21,984
We should start treatment for the
uranium toxicity like you said.
549
00:30:22,055 --> 00:30:24,080
But House...
Isn't here.
550
00:30:27,527 --> 00:30:30,087
If House wanted to be
involved in the case...
551
00:30:32,766 --> 00:30:34,063
...he wanted us to
start this treatment,
552
00:30:34,134 --> 00:30:36,261
he would have told us to do it
the last time you brought it up.
553
00:30:36,336 --> 00:30:38,463
You have a better idea?
No.
554
00:30:38,538 --> 00:30:40,438
Then we're going
with Chase's.
555
00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:56,383
(DOOR SLAMS)
556
00:31:41,701 --> 00:31:42,827
(GASPS)
557
00:31:43,503 --> 00:31:44,731
(GROANS)
558
00:32:27,948 --> 00:32:29,677
Tell him not to
get the lines tangled.
559
00:32:29,749 --> 00:32:32,309
With an infusion this slow we
can't have any kinks in the line.
560
00:32:32,385 --> 00:32:34,285
I went to medical school, too.
561
00:32:38,391 --> 00:32:41,622
Keep your arms on your body.
Above your heart.
562
00:32:44,764 --> 00:32:46,732
I can't feel my stomach!
563
00:32:50,036 --> 00:32:53,028
I don't feel that!
I don't feel anything!
564
00:32:53,106 --> 00:32:54,698
Paralysis is ascending.
565
00:32:54,808 --> 00:32:56,537
If it keeps going
we're gonna need a respirator.
566
00:32:56,609 --> 00:32:59,442
What? What are you saying?
Can you breathe?
567
00:33:03,616 --> 00:33:06,176
No. Not yet.
568
00:33:51,598 --> 00:33:54,829
REPORTER.: ... incident onthe Garden
State Parkway,southbound at exit 91...
569
00:33:54,901 --> 00:33:57,165
So, where were we?
570
00:33:58,371 --> 00:34:00,601
You have a nice night?
No.
571
00:34:02,675 --> 00:34:04,336
The paralysis
is ascending.
572
00:34:04,411 --> 00:34:06,777
Last check it was
nearly to his diaphragm.
573
00:34:06,846 --> 00:34:09,076
Tells us something.
Means it's getting worse.
574
00:34:09,149 --> 00:34:10,741
Worse is something.
575
00:34:10,817 --> 00:34:13,081
Also it tells us
it's not the uranium.
576
00:34:14,888 --> 00:34:16,446
Did we think it was?
577
00:34:16,523 --> 00:34:20,323
We started him on sodium bicarb to try
to flush the uranium out of his system.
578
00:34:20,393 --> 00:34:23,590
Great. Now the fact that he's
getting worse tells us nothing.
579
00:34:23,663 --> 00:34:25,130
HOUSE:
Never thought it was uranium.
580
00:34:25,198 --> 00:34:27,166
For all we know, the uranium
treatment is what's making him...
581
00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:29,599
A sodium bicarb infusion
wouldn't have any affect on...
582
00:34:29,669 --> 00:34:31,193
On what?
583
00:34:31,271 --> 00:34:32,829
Kind of hard to say what it
wouldn't have an effect on
584
00:34:32,906 --> 00:34:34,533
if you've no idea
what's there to affect.
585
00:34:34,607 --> 00:34:36,336
We had to do something.
Well, next time,
586
00:34:36,409 --> 00:34:38,536
go with something
that has a chance of working.
587
00:34:38,611 --> 00:34:39,805
Like what?
588
00:34:39,879 --> 00:34:42,143
You come up with some brilliant
idea while you're warm and cozy
589
00:34:42,215 --> 00:34:44,046
in your bed at home?
We need more information.
590
00:34:44,117 --> 00:34:46,517
How much more information
could you possibly want?
591
00:34:46,586 --> 00:34:49,680
We have a medical history going all
the way back to his great grandparents.
592
00:34:49,756 --> 00:34:52,589
A non-medical history going...
It's not enough.
593
00:34:52,659 --> 00:34:54,456
It's all we're gonna get.
594
00:34:54,527 --> 00:34:56,324
(PAGERS BEEPING)
595
00:34:57,597 --> 00:34:58,996
Wanna bet?
596
00:35:04,938 --> 00:35:07,406
Who approved
a sodium bicarb infusion?
597
00:35:07,474 --> 00:35:09,305
Don't look at me.
I was home in bed.
598
00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:11,502
What's wrong?
He's unconscious.
599
00:35:11,578 --> 00:35:14,809
His skin has lost all color and
his BP and hematocrit are plunging.
600
00:35:14,881 --> 00:35:17,076
FOREMAN: He was only on the
sodium bicarb... He's bleeding out.
601
00:35:17,150 --> 00:35:19,118
He can't be bleeding out.
There's no blood in the bed.
602
00:35:19,185 --> 00:35:20,311
Fine. He's bleeding in.
603
00:35:20,386 --> 00:35:22,115
There's no sign of bruising
or internal hemorrhaging.
604
00:35:22,188 --> 00:35:23,849
FOREMAN: The paralysis
must've reached his diaphragm.
605
00:35:23,923 --> 00:35:25,356
He's not able to
oxygenate his blood.
606
00:35:25,425 --> 00:35:28,394
He's not able to oxygenate his blood
because he doesn't have any left.
607
00:35:28,461 --> 00:35:29,621
There's no evidence.
608
00:35:29,696 --> 00:35:30,924
HOUSE: The only thing
that would explain...
609
00:35:30,997 --> 00:35:32,089
There's no reason
for blood loss.
610
00:35:32,165 --> 00:35:33,427
There has to be a reason!
611
00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:36,799
He needs a transfusion. Get me four units of O
- negative, stat.
612
00:35:36,870 --> 00:35:38,770
Let's elevate his feet.
613
00:35:38,838 --> 00:35:41,102
He doesn't need a transfusion.
614
00:35:41,174 --> 00:35:44,041
Nobody asked you. In fact,
why are you even here?
615
00:35:44,110 --> 00:35:47,079
Because obviously you
need my help. Get out.
616
00:35:47,147 --> 00:35:50,310
House, his blood obviously
didn't just vanish into...
617
00:35:52,385 --> 00:35:54,250
What the hell is this?
618
00:35:54,954 --> 00:35:56,353
Somebody must have
spilled something.
619
00:35:56,422 --> 00:35:58,982
Somebody else should be getting
me four units of O-negative, stat.
620
00:35:59,058 --> 00:36:00,923
What the hell is that?
621
00:36:05,031 --> 00:36:07,693
It's a urine catheter
collection bag with a rip in it.
622
00:36:07,767 --> 00:36:09,962
HOUSE: What the hell's
it look like?
623
00:36:14,941 --> 00:36:16,067
What?
624
00:36:18,044 --> 00:36:20,274
It's just urine. It's sterile.
625
00:36:21,247 --> 00:36:24,512
No one's getting me blood! Why
isn't anybody getting me blood?
626
00:36:24,584 --> 00:36:26,176
You're bleeding.
627
00:36:27,954 --> 00:36:29,979
House, are you all right?
628
00:36:33,059 --> 00:36:34,924
Why are you even here?
629
00:36:36,095 --> 00:36:37,653
I'm always here.
630
00:36:39,199 --> 00:36:40,757
No, you're not.
631
00:36:41,634 --> 00:36:44,467
HOUSE: There's a reason.
There has to be.
632
00:37:18,104 --> 00:37:19,696
REPORTER.: ... incident onthe Garden State Parkway...
633
00:37:19,772 --> 00:37:21,967
So, where were we?
634
00:37:23,476 --> 00:37:24,943
Have a nice night?
635
00:37:25,011 --> 00:37:26,478
Yes, I did. Thank you.
636
00:37:26,546 --> 00:37:28,480
I'm guessing better
than our patient.
637
00:37:28,548 --> 00:37:32,075
Probably due to his BP
and hematocrit plunging.
638
00:37:32,151 --> 00:37:33,743
How'd you know?
639
00:37:42,395 --> 00:37:45,296
HOUSE: The answer was staring
right at us the whole time.
640
00:37:45,365 --> 00:37:47,697
As plain as
the nose on our faces.
641
00:37:47,767 --> 00:37:49,359
And the nose on his face.
642
00:37:49,435 --> 00:37:51,266
What's going on?
What did he say?
643
00:37:51,337 --> 00:37:54,033
No hairs and
cauterization scars.
644
00:37:54,741 --> 00:37:56,208
Which means?
645
00:37:57,010 --> 00:37:59,877
He had it cauterized.
How could you know that?
646
00:37:59,946 --> 00:38:01,379
Because it makes sense.
647
00:38:01,447 --> 00:38:04,314
Undoubtedly done to stop
the same childhood nosebleeds
648
00:38:04,384 --> 00:38:05,976
that plagued
his grandfather.
649
00:38:06,052 --> 00:38:09,954
Undoubtedly because they were both born
with hereditary hemorrhagic telangiectasia.
650
00:38:10,023 --> 00:38:11,047
What's he saying?
651
00:38:11,124 --> 00:38:14,321
I'm saying you have a genetic disease
that's destroying your capillaries.
652
00:38:14,394 --> 00:38:16,988
That no one in his family's
ever been diagnosed with before?
653
00:38:17,063 --> 00:38:19,497
Not surprising, since the
most common initial symptoms,
654
00:38:19,565 --> 00:38:21,692
skin rashes and nosebleeds
are often written off
655
00:38:21,768 --> 00:38:24,601
as the result of
minor trauma or dry weather.
656
00:38:24,671 --> 00:38:28,402
But they can also be the result of his
arteries and veins merging together.
657
00:38:28,474 --> 00:38:30,374
He obviously has AVMs.
658
00:38:30,443 --> 00:38:32,138
HOUSE.: AVM near the spinecaused the paralysis.
659
00:38:32,211 --> 00:38:35,271
AVM in his lungs preventedhis blood from being filtered.
660
00:38:35,348 --> 00:38:37,646
Dirty blood causedthe joint pain, fatigue,
661
00:38:37,717 --> 00:38:39,947
and the infectionsin his mouth and brain.
662
00:38:40,019 --> 00:38:42,579
Nothing that a few surgeries
won't clear up.
663
00:38:42,655 --> 00:38:45,590
Get MR angiograms
of the aforementioned.
664
00:38:45,658 --> 00:38:48,092
The Marines weren't hiding
anything. He was.
665
00:38:48,161 --> 00:38:51,562
Or at least he forgot to
mention his bloody tissue issue.
666
00:38:53,366 --> 00:38:56,028
What's going on?
What did he say?
667
00:38:58,137 --> 00:38:59,536
(HUMMING)
668
00:39:01,140 --> 00:39:04,109
Well, looks like solving the
case solved your other problem.
669
00:39:04,177 --> 00:39:08,045
There is no medicine like
happiness. Except maybe laughter.
670
00:39:08,581 --> 00:39:11,277
Or rubber tubes
shoved up your urethra.
671
00:39:11,951 --> 00:39:13,418
You cathed yourself?
672
00:39:13,486 --> 00:39:17,650
It's actually not that bad after the
first, I don't know, 9 or 10 inches.
673
00:39:17,724 --> 00:39:20,557
The cath relieved the spasm.
I'm good as new.
674
00:39:20,626 --> 00:39:25,063
Of course. Just a minor spasm in a muscle
you've been using multiple times a day
675
00:39:25,131 --> 00:39:27,793
without any problems
for the past 45 years.
676
00:39:27,867 --> 00:39:32,998
Not a major side effect caused by the
overuse of a particular narcotic painkiller.
677
00:39:33,072 --> 00:39:34,903
Yeah.
That was my thought, too.
678
00:39:34,974 --> 00:39:40,378
So, no reason to think about cutting
back on your use of that particular pill.
679
00:39:40,446 --> 00:39:41,913
Thank God!
680
00:39:41,981 --> 00:39:43,881
Actually, it was the triple
dose of the good stuff
681
00:39:43,950 --> 00:39:47,818
that allowed me to finally get
some sleep and solve the case.
682
00:39:47,887 --> 00:39:50,082
Pills made all my dreams
come true.
683
00:39:50,156 --> 00:39:52,920
You really got the answer
in your sleep?
684
00:39:53,126 --> 00:39:56,687
I got one in my sleep. The
other one I got in the shower.
685
00:40:02,969 --> 00:40:05,199
I've been thinking about you.
686
00:40:06,606 --> 00:40:07,903
You lied.
687
00:40:08,508 --> 00:40:09,702
I didn't lie.
688
00:40:09,776 --> 00:40:13,712
I simply chose not to share
completely irrelevant facts.
689
00:40:13,780 --> 00:40:15,941
Like the fact that you lied.
690
00:40:16,416 --> 00:40:18,748
No wonder I couldn't
place his face.
691
00:40:18,818 --> 00:40:21,218
You were practically swallowing
it on the dance floor.
692
00:40:21,287 --> 00:40:22,584
I was not.
693
00:40:22,655 --> 00:40:24,213
Talk about the cool uncle.
694
00:40:24,290 --> 00:40:27,691
He donates the money and the
nephew gets the write-off.
695
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,251
And of course, by write-off, I
mean he gets to put your ankles...
696
00:40:30,329 --> 00:40:34,390
This is exactly why I didn't mention
our one date over two years ago.
697
00:40:35,635 --> 00:40:37,626
Because of my T-shirt.
698
00:40:37,703 --> 00:40:40,103
Because you are
an obnoxious ass.
699
00:40:40,506 --> 00:40:42,371
Because you would have
spent the whole time...
700
00:40:42,442 --> 00:40:43,431
That's very smart.
701
00:40:43,509 --> 00:40:46,706
'Cause this way I spent the whole
time completely focused on the patient.
702
00:40:46,779 --> 00:40:48,178
How did you even
remember him?
703
00:40:48,247 --> 00:40:50,147
We were only at that party
for like 10 minutes!
704
00:40:50,216 --> 00:40:51,911
Is this a new health plan?
705
00:40:51,984 --> 00:40:55,545
Service the Dean of Medicine, you
get free health care for a year?
706
00:40:57,390 --> 00:40:59,153
Why are you smiling?
707
00:40:59,692 --> 00:41:02,786
You remembered him
because he made out with me.
708
00:41:03,963 --> 00:41:05,828
I'm good with faces.
709
00:41:05,898 --> 00:41:08,765
So this plan, is it open to
anyone? Is there a co-pay?
710
00:41:08,835 --> 00:41:10,302
You're lousy with faces.
711
00:41:10,369 --> 00:41:13,395
Don't make this about me.
This is your humiliation.
712
00:41:13,473 --> 00:41:16,135
So how much for
private room coverage?
713
00:41:16,476 --> 00:41:18,000
Get over me.
714
00:41:19,212 --> 00:41:20,907
Give me a break.
You hired me...
715
00:41:20,980 --> 00:41:23,608
'Cause you're a good doctor who couldn't
get himself hired at a blood bank,
716
00:41:23,683 --> 00:41:25,275
so I got you cheap.
717
00:41:25,351 --> 00:41:28,878
You gave me everything I asked for
because one night I gave you everything...
718
00:41:28,955 --> 00:41:32,186
Stop staring at my ass when
you think I'm not looking,
719
00:41:32,258 --> 00:41:34,988
showing up at restaurants
where I happen to be on a date,
720
00:41:35,061 --> 00:41:37,791
and fantasizing about me
in the shower.
721
00:41:37,864 --> 00:41:40,298
That ship sailed
long ago, House.
722
00:41:40,933 --> 00:41:42,332
Get over it.
723
00:41:43,769 --> 00:41:45,703
If you're still referring
to your ass,
724
00:41:45,771 --> 00:41:49,832
I think that supertanker sailed
would be the more precise metaphor.
725
00:42:24,176 --> 00:42:25,200
Sorry.
726
00:42:25,278 --> 00:42:28,076
Just looking for
an extra-large trashcan.
727
00:42:34,020 --> 00:42:36,614
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