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Okay, you guys are gonna pose
as my video-journalism class
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while I practice my presentation.
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Ah! We're gonna watch a movie.
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That's when I used to sleep in class.
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Scoot over, Maizy. Let me stretch out.
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- Can I be the teacher?
- Sure.
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I thought I was gonna be the teacher.
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You both can be the teacher.
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- Great. Class dismissed.
- I agree with my colleague.
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Y'all sit down. Now, this
is important to your sister,
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which means it's probably
boring, but we'll be supportive.
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"In today's society,
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we seldom take the time
to explore our roots.
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So I've chosen to make a documentary
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on the Chicago neighborhood
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where my dad and my Uncle Buck grew up."
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South Side represent!
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"So sit back and enjoy
'Chicago? Chicag-no.'"
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The South Side of Chicago.
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Only fear blows through this Windy City.
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With crime at an all-time
high, it's amazing
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that President Obama
and R. Kelly got out.
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What the hell?
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And so as the sun sets on Wright Park,
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so do the hopes of
most of its residents.
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What'd you guys think?
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If that was a video game, I
wouldn't be allowed to buy it.
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I closed my eyes.
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What happened after they
tear-gassed those people?
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The old neighborhood
is nothing like that.
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Y'all ain't ever been there.
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I don't need to. I Googled it.
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Google ain't ever been there either.
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The Google car goes everywhere.
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Trust me, the Google
car don't know nothing.
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You can't argue with statistics.
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The hell I can't!
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Where were the families,
men playing cards,
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old women making sure
kids get home safe?
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Probably dead.
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I mean, didn't you see the documentary?
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You kids don't have no
idea where you came from.
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How did that happen?
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Honey, that was a great SoulCycle sesh.
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I'll go get that truffle risotto going.
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And I'll start looking
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for "Sound of Music"
sing-along tickets!
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Ooh!
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Hey, guys.
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- Ahh!
- Oh. There it is.
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awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com.
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Oh, my.
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Look. Look at this.
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Can you believe this is
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what Tia thinks about
our old neighborhood?
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She's completely wrong.
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Did I see "Walking
Dead" footage in there?
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Oh, that was "Thriller."
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White zombies don't get down like this.
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In her defense, the transition
from Kanye's "Homecoming" video
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to a "Good Times" clip was seamless.
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I didn't say it wasn't
hot, but it ain't right.
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You two dropped the ball with them kids,
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and it's a shame you
never took them there.
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I feel terrible about that.
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We'll have to fix that at some point.
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It's already fixed!
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Wright Park's having a
block party this Saturday,
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and Cousin Tony's barbecue
joint is doing the food.
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I don't know what's
going on this Saturday.
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Let us talk about it.
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T-Then it's settled.
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We're going home, and
we're taking Tia down there
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to show her that the hood is good.
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Wait, wait, wait. I said
we had to talk about it.
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It's too late. I'm going to
get my stretchy barbecue pants.
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Honey, why are you being so weird?
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You know he loves it down there.
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Of course. He was the
mayor. They loved him.
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I never fit in.
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- They thought I was a nerd.
- Mm.
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And this is before black nerds were hot.
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They're hot?
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Okay, acceptable.
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My point is, I took a lot of heat.
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Hey, what's up, Willy Nilly?
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Give it back, Popcorn.
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Make me, Willy Nilly.
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But it's mine, Popcorn.
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I look good on this thing.
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Don't I, Willy Nilly?
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- Did anyone go by their given name?
- No!
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That's one of the many reasons
why I don't want to go back.
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I don't need my kids to
find out I wasn't cool,
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especially since Miles
caught me manscaping.
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I like that you keep it neat.
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But, you know, this is important.
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I happen to agree with Buck.
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Did you hear what you just said?
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I know. It sounded
totally wrong in my mouth,
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but it's true, and I
think we need to go.
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Why do you want to go so much?
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Because I am gonna show everybody
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that the Russell family is on fleek.
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"Fleek"? How'd that feel in your mouth?
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You just want to go down there
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to prove to my family
that you're "down."
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Well, because they think I'm bougie.
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They think I am, too!
I just don't fight it.
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You tried to do the "Wobble"
dance at my cousin Tasha's wedding.
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You wobbled right into
her and broke her ankle.
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None of that is important.
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What's important
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is that we teach our
kids where they come from.
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And just for the record,
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the girls at my nonprofit
think I'm totes cool.
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Do you even know what that means?
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Yeah. Cool like a tote bag.
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There's the Alexis I know.
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Here I am on the front lines
of the South Side of Chicago,
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and surprisingly, all is calm.
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Where's the action, Uncle Buck?
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I want to be like Anderson
Cooper in Fallujah.
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I don't know that movie.
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Look, this ain't what
you gonna see on TV.
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You're gonna see some
good stuff today...
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decent people, family, and community.
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Look, there goes my man Bernie.
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Hey, Bernie, what's up?!
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Hey, where's my money [bleep]
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Nothing to see over there, children.
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Come on. Let's move it. Keep moving.
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Come on. You're a grown man.
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It's not like you're gonna
get pantsed or anything.
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Aah!
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Don't! Wait! Don't
let him take my pants!
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Relax. Don't nobody want
your flat-front khakis.
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It's Cousin Tony.
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Hey, Tony. What's up, Cuz?
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Hey, Will. Long time, no see.
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Look at you. Big-time architect.
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Finally let go of the Jheri curl, right?
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Down to the slab.
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Welcome to the club.
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Hey, Tasha, everybody, it's Will!
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Oh, really, you don't have to do that.
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Oh, I saw that article in Ebony
about the museum you designed.
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Hey, Tasha.
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Oh.
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I really love your shoes.
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Yeah! They're flats.
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I can't wear heels anymore.
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'Cause your wobbling
ass broke her ankle.
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Been following your career, Will.
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We're all real proud of
you. Not just black proud.
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Dad, you're a hometown hero.
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Let me... Let me get a
selfie, boss man. Come on.
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- Yeah, of course.
- Huh.
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WorldStar!
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Ooh! Tasha, and your hair
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is just off the chizzy chizzy chain.
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Oh you know, I just got
my beautician's license.
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Tasha been to beauty school,
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and she's been to refrigerator college.
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She got two degrees. Same as your mama.
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Get it, girl.
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If you want, Alexis, I can
hook you up with a new 'do.
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- You would?
- Mm-hmm.
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Ooh, girl, yes! I am
so down for whatever.
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Ha! Word.
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- Is mommy in a play?
- In a way, yes.
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- You ready to work?
- Say what?
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I told Tony we would help
him with his barbecue booth.
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Yeah, that's how we roll in Wright Park.
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Hey, Tia's class, the hood is good!
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Hey, Tia's class. Happy Fourth of July.
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Maizy, you have to stop
eating up the potato salad.
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But it's so good!
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Uncle Buck says Cousin
Tony put his foot in it.
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- And I'm done.
- Oh, no, sweetie.
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When he says he put his foot in it,
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it just means he did a really good job.
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It's just a little something,
something we say down there.
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Holler, girl.
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See, Russells? This is real Chicago...
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black people and
light-skinned black people
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- breaking bread together.
- This is nice.
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I don't know why it took
me so long to come home.
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Where's Tia? She's missing me
do my thing with the coleslaw.
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Oh, she's busy. I got
her whole day planned.
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I'm introducing her to the
important people of the community,
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starting with Alderman
Hoskins over there.
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Okay, so...
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His mustache is beautiful.
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It's so thick and majestic.
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Alderman Hoskins? He
got indicted last week.
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Oh, hell!
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I knew he was hiding
something in that mustache.
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Wow. And he's still
here, eating pulled pork.
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Our court system is flawed.
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- Hey, girl.
- Oh, hey!
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I moved some things around
so I can do your hair.
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You still down for a new 'do?
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Sounds like a "Wobble" moment.
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Hush. Tasha, hook me up.
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Holler!
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Now give me that on that.
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I get you were indicted for
fraud, but what is "collusion"?
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Another word for trumped-up charges.
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I wish. They got me on tape.
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I got cocaine on me right now.
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Hey, you on tape again, you dummy.
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How will the children ever learn
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if the adults don't lead the way?
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We still got Obama, even though
he did smoke a little weed.
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Hey, Dad, I heard some people say
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that they want you to
design the new youth center.
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- You gonna do it?
- Yeah. I think I might.
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It's giving back to the place
that has given me so much.
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Hey, what's up, Popcorn?
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Yo, Popcorn!
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Popcorn.
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What's up, Willy Nilly?
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Is it me, or is that dude
way too big for that bike?
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Miles, go get me a grill brush.
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That look like your old bike.
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It is. Popcorn stole it
from me back in the day.
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I thought you said you traded that
bike for a Barry Manilow album.
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I was a-ashamed to tell you.
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But you're not ashamed of
listening to Barry Manilow?
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You should have told me. You
know I always got your back.
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What's going on?
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Nothing. We're not
talking about anything.
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Some fool jacked your daddy's
bike when he was a kid.
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And he still has it? That's crazy.
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Dad, you're the man now
here. Go get your bike.
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That's right. I am the man.
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So... I should probably go get it.
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Yeah. Watch yourself.
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Word on the street,
Popcorn is off his meds.
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Do you guys see that grown
man riding a kid's bike?
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- No. We missed it.
- Yeah, we saw it.
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He stole that bike from
Dad when he was a kid.
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Oh, my God. An exclusive.
How do you feel about this?
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No comment, Tia-MZ.
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Look, there's Ms. Delk.
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She's basically the grandmother
of this whole neighborhood.
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She used to hand out
cookies to the kids.
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- Hey, Ms. Delk.
- I would love to talk to her.
250
00:09:12,742 --> 00:09:15,811
Wait. Are "cookies" code for "drugs"?
251
00:09:15,812 --> 00:09:18,013
Hell no! Not in this case.
252
00:09:18,014 --> 00:09:19,381
Hey, Ms. Delk.
253
00:09:19,382 --> 00:09:23,052
- Hold up! Buck Russell! The
mayor is back in town. - Aw!
254
00:09:23,053 --> 00:09:25,554
- Who are these guys?
- Oh, that's Hash Brown and Sneaky.
255
00:09:25,555 --> 00:09:27,723
These is two former
business associates of mine.
256
00:09:27,724 --> 00:09:29,725
- Oh, former, former.
- Hey, fellas. Goodbye.
257
00:09:29,726 --> 00:09:32,628
Wait. Hang on, hang on. Do you guys
own businesses in the neighborhood?
258
00:09:34,464 --> 00:09:36,232
We more like freelance operators, baby.
259
00:09:36,233 --> 00:09:37,967
Yeah, yeah. We freelance. Hello, Buck.
260
00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:41,264
Do you think your girl will be interested
in some recently owned jewelry?
261
00:09:41,265 --> 00:09:43,839
- Oh, wow. Let me see.
- We in a need-to-sell situation.
262
00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,908
Hey, man, she don't want none of that,
263
00:09:45,909 --> 00:09:48,143
and she don't want
them bootleg-ass jeans
264
00:09:48,144 --> 00:09:51,080
and that knock-off cologne
that smells like baby diapers.
265
00:09:51,081 --> 00:09:53,082
- How about a gun?
- Yeah, we got plenty of guns.
266
00:09:53,083 --> 00:09:54,717
A gun? Bye.
267
00:09:54,718 --> 00:09:56,685
W-What about a brand-new attitude?!
268
00:09:56,686 --> 00:09:59,121
Hey, Ms. Delk, could you
talk to my niece, Tia?
269
00:09:59,122 --> 00:10:02,825
Of course. Would you like one
of my famous oatmeal raisins?
270
00:10:02,826 --> 00:10:04,326
Those look delicious.
271
00:10:04,327 --> 00:10:06,495
Sister Delk, you
better not be down here,
272
00:10:06,496 --> 00:10:08,330
passing off my recipe as your own.
273
00:10:08,331 --> 00:10:10,399
I came up with adding the maple syrup.
274
00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:11,967
You don't own maple syrup.
275
00:10:11,968 --> 00:10:14,637
Well, I'll tell you what
I do own... your behind.
276
00:10:14,638 --> 00:10:15,738
- South Side.
- What?!
277
00:10:15,739 --> 00:10:17,873
No, thank you. No, no, no, no.
278
00:10:17,874 --> 00:10:19,675
You always trying to
take away stuff from me.
279
00:10:19,676 --> 00:10:22,745
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Easy, easy, easy, now.
280
00:10:22,746 --> 00:10:23,946
Now, be careful.
281
00:10:23,947 --> 00:10:26,415
You only got one real hip
between the both of you.
282
00:10:26,416 --> 00:10:28,250
Oh, no, you didn't. I know you ain't...
283
00:10:29,753 --> 00:10:32,655
Tia, stop filming, and
get me a barbecue fork!
284
00:10:32,656 --> 00:10:34,390
Now, that's disrespectful right there.
285
00:10:34,391 --> 00:10:36,325
WorldStar!
286
00:10:36,326 --> 00:10:38,861
Man, Uncle Buck,
287
00:10:38,862 --> 00:10:40,663
they beat you like you stole something.
288
00:10:40,664 --> 00:10:42,665
Black-on-black-on-black crime.
289
00:10:42,666 --> 00:10:45,167
You're like Fox News in
skinny jeans. You know that?
290
00:10:45,168 --> 00:10:46,869
Hey, Buck, we're out of onions.
291
00:10:46,870 --> 00:10:49,533
Yeah, if you had your bike, you
could go to the store and get some.
292
00:10:49,534 --> 00:10:51,140
Well, I have a car now.
293
00:10:51,141 --> 00:10:53,809
You better not let Popcorn know.
294
00:10:53,810 --> 00:10:56,912
Come on, Tia. Before
I die, you're gonna see
295
00:10:56,913 --> 00:10:59,016
something positive about
this neighborhood. Let's go.
296
00:11:01,785 --> 00:11:02,751
Ooh!
297
00:11:02,752 --> 00:11:04,653
- Hey, guys, check me out.
- Whoa.
298
00:11:04,654 --> 00:11:07,189
Hey, lady, what'd you do with my mom?
299
00:11:07,190 --> 00:11:09,591
I know, honey. I saw it. It's different.
300
00:11:09,592 --> 00:11:11,460
But, you know, you just got to own it.
301
00:11:11,461 --> 00:11:14,096
I'm just trying to work it
and own it, work it and own it.
302
00:11:14,097 --> 00:11:15,731
Maizy likes it, don't you, baby?
303
00:11:15,732 --> 00:11:18,000
Yeah, I like it. It
looks like I drew you.
304
00:11:18,001 --> 00:11:20,002
- Okay.
- Okay.
305
00:11:20,003 --> 00:11:22,307
I'm starting to think the
problem isn't this neighborhood.
306
00:11:22,308 --> 00:11:25,140
It's you, 'cause everywhere I
take you, something goes wrong.
307
00:11:25,141 --> 00:11:27,242
Then maybe I should
just go off on my own.
308
00:11:27,243 --> 00:11:28,344
I don't think so.
309
00:11:28,345 --> 00:11:30,379
Why? Are you trying to
say I'm not safe here?
310
00:11:30,380 --> 00:11:32,014
No. It... It... It's safe.
311
00:11:32,015 --> 00:11:34,016
Okay, then let me get some interviews.
312
00:11:34,017 --> 00:11:36,018
I'll start with those
ladies on the corner.
313
00:11:36,019 --> 00:11:38,721
- They seem friendly, waving at
all the cars going by. - Hi!
314
00:11:38,722 --> 00:11:40,789
No, no, no. Give me that camera.
315
00:11:40,790 --> 00:11:42,458
We got onions to get.
316
00:11:42,459 --> 00:11:44,793
- Hey, Jasmine and Cookie!
- Hi!
317
00:11:48,498 --> 00:11:50,632
Dad, when are you
gonna get the bike back?
318
00:11:50,633 --> 00:11:52,401
I told you I was gonna get the bike
319
00:11:52,402 --> 00:11:54,269
once this batch of ribs is finished.
320
00:11:54,270 --> 00:11:55,437
Then we got to clean up,
321
00:11:55,438 --> 00:11:57,373
pack everything away, say our goodbyes.
322
00:11:57,374 --> 00:11:59,141
But by then, Popcorn is gonna be gone.
323
00:11:59,142 --> 00:12:00,943
I can't plan my life
around his schedule.
324
00:12:00,944 --> 00:12:02,578
I think I made it better.
325
00:12:04,381 --> 00:12:05,881
Will, I don't know what to do.
326
00:12:05,882 --> 00:12:08,283
If you're not happy with
it, do something about it.
327
00:12:08,284 --> 00:12:10,919
I will do something about this
328
00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:12,621
if you do something about that.
329
00:12:12,622 --> 00:12:13,989
I hate that horn.
330
00:12:13,990 --> 00:12:16,458
I know that you guys were young,
but what were you thinking?
331
00:12:16,459 --> 00:12:17,860
You're right, Patti LaBelle.
332
00:12:17,861 --> 00:12:20,462
I think it's time for both of
us to get some "New Attitudes."
333
00:12:21,464 --> 00:12:22,847
It was sitting right there, honey.
334
00:12:22,848 --> 00:12:24,432
Come on, Miles. Let's go get that bike.
335
00:12:24,433 --> 00:12:26,101
Ah, yes!
336
00:12:26,102 --> 00:12:28,937
I can't believe Daddy just
called me Patti LaBelle.
337
00:12:28,938 --> 00:12:30,639
I like her pies.
338
00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:33,709
Ah, A-Train. Say "What's
up" to Fish Stick.
339
00:12:33,710 --> 00:12:34,843
Popcorn.
340
00:12:34,844 --> 00:12:36,779
'Sup, Willy Nilly!
341
00:12:36,780 --> 00:12:40,015
My name is Will. Look,
we're not kids anymore.
342
00:12:40,016 --> 00:12:43,185
We all know this is my bike,
so just... give it back.
343
00:12:43,186 --> 00:12:44,486
I don't think so, man.
344
00:12:44,487 --> 00:12:46,590
I put a lot of love into
this little baby right here.
345
00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,590
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see.
New chain, banana seat.
346
00:12:48,591 --> 00:12:49,658
The tassels are dope.
347
00:12:49,659 --> 00:12:51,794
But... it's still my bike.
348
00:12:51,795 --> 00:12:53,908
All right, man, I tell you
what, you can buy it back.
349
00:12:53,909 --> 00:12:55,852
I mean, you're a big-time
architect, Willy Nilly,
350
00:12:55,853 --> 00:12:57,800
owning all them museums and buildings.
351
00:12:57,801 --> 00:12:59,902
That's not really how
architecture works.
352
00:12:59,903 --> 00:13:03,572
Listen, I'll sell it
back to you for $20,000.
353
00:13:03,573 --> 00:13:05,707
Dad, just take the bike.
354
00:13:05,708 --> 00:13:07,276
Yeah, I'd like to see that.
355
00:13:07,277 --> 00:13:09,078
Just take it, man. Take the bike.
356
00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:11,342
I'm not gonna fight you for
it. That would be ridiculous.
357
00:13:11,343 --> 00:13:14,083
Listen, if it means that
much to you, you keep it.
358
00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:17,853
I knew it. The same old Willy Nilly.
359
00:13:17,854 --> 00:13:19,454
The bike's not worth fighting over, son.
360
00:13:19,478 --> 00:13:20,689
You get that, right?
361
00:13:20,690 --> 00:13:23,325
Sure. Whatever.
362
00:13:26,896 --> 00:13:28,497
Uncle Buck, give me my camera.
363
00:13:28,498 --> 00:13:30,365
No. The next thing
this camera's recording
364
00:13:30,366 --> 00:13:31,900
is gonna be decent and uplifting,
365
00:13:31,901 --> 00:13:33,802
something that the
Winans will sing about.
366
00:13:33,803 --> 00:13:35,237
You know who I'm talking about?
367
00:13:35,238 --> 00:13:36,605
Hey, Buck, a little help?
368
00:13:36,606 --> 00:13:39,041
I'm just trying to get this
over to my mama's house.
369
00:13:39,042 --> 00:13:40,576
Here you go, Tia.
370
00:13:40,577 --> 00:13:42,444
Yo, Roger, we're gonna help you,
371
00:13:42,445 --> 00:13:44,313
but I need to know, is this legit?
372
00:13:44,314 --> 00:13:46,615
Is this your couch,
or are you stealing it?
373
00:13:46,616 --> 00:13:48,450
Look, man, if you don't want
to help me, that's fine, man.
374
00:13:48,451 --> 00:13:49,594
You don't have to insult me.
375
00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:50,652
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
376
00:13:50,653 --> 00:13:52,588
I'm sorry, man, but a
lot's riding on this.
377
00:13:52,589 --> 00:13:53,622
Look, film this.
378
00:13:53,623 --> 00:13:55,757
Come on. Get this side.
Let's do this quick.
379
00:13:55,758 --> 00:13:57,226
"People moving couches...
380
00:13:57,227 --> 00:14:00,696
the untold story of the
South Side of Chicago."
381
00:14:00,697 --> 00:14:01,797
Hey!
382
00:14:01,798 --> 00:14:04,299
Hey! They're stealing my couch!
383
00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:06,101
Damn, Roger. I asked you.
384
00:14:06,102 --> 00:14:07,636
Yeah, but you wouldn't help me do it.
385
00:14:07,637 --> 00:14:09,204
And you're on your own.
386
00:14:09,205 --> 00:14:11,273
Hey!
387
00:14:11,274 --> 00:14:12,975
Tia, run!
388
00:14:12,976 --> 00:14:16,078
- Are you with the news?
- Yes.
389
00:14:16,079 --> 00:14:18,814
Well, let me put some lipstick on first.
390
00:14:20,049 --> 00:14:22,017
Alexis.
391
00:14:22,018 --> 00:14:23,485
This is how I handled it.
392
00:14:23,486 --> 00:14:25,287
I put on a hat. Don't judge me.
393
00:14:25,288 --> 00:14:27,322
I would love to, Ziggy
Marley, but I can't,
394
00:14:27,323 --> 00:14:29,992
'cause I don't have the bike,
and I've completely lost Miles.
395
00:14:29,993 --> 00:14:31,560
Y'all lost Miles? Good.
396
00:14:31,561 --> 00:14:33,996
Well, y'all won't be
mad that I lost Tia.
397
00:14:33,997 --> 00:14:35,797
- What's happening?
- It's fine, Alexis.
398
00:14:35,798 --> 00:14:37,221
The neighborhood is perfectly safe.
399
00:14:37,222 --> 00:14:40,435
Safe, my ass. Let's find
the kids and go home.
400
00:14:40,436 --> 00:14:43,572
They got old ladies
fighting, couch thieves.
401
00:14:43,573 --> 00:14:44,773
You gone Rasta.
402
00:14:44,774 --> 00:14:46,675
This neighborhood let me down.
403
00:14:46,676 --> 00:14:48,176
Man, Google was right.
404
00:14:49,668 --> 00:14:52,922
Look, I wanted to show Tia
that it ain't all bad down here.
405
00:14:52,923 --> 00:14:54,740
There's a lot of nice people down here.
406
00:14:54,741 --> 00:14:56,308
Move, kid. Get out the way.
407
00:14:56,309 --> 00:14:57,342
I see Tia!
408
00:14:57,343 --> 00:14:58,610
- Where?
- Right there.
409
00:14:58,611 --> 00:14:59,778
Come on.
410
00:14:59,779 --> 00:15:00,946
Okay, that's it.
411
00:15:00,947 --> 00:15:03,048
I told you my niece ain't
one of your customers.
412
00:15:03,049 --> 00:15:05,017
- Uncle Buck...
- No, let me handle this.
413
00:15:05,018 --> 00:15:07,586
First, I'm gonna kick
Sneaky's ass for an appetizer,
414
00:15:07,587 --> 00:15:09,521
and then I'm gonna whup
Hash Brown for dinner.
415
00:15:09,522 --> 00:15:10,079
Really?
416
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,690
Yeah. What's happening?
What's happening, huh? Huh?
417
00:15:11,691 --> 00:15:13,459
All right, guys, guys,
guys, we can work this out.
418
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:15,003
There's no need to resort to violence.
419
00:15:15,004 --> 00:15:16,462
Dad, look. I got the bike back.
420
00:15:16,463 --> 00:15:18,063
You going down, little dude.
421
00:15:18,064 --> 00:15:20,767
Hey, you touch my kid, I will take
your head off and show it to you.
422
00:15:20,768 --> 00:15:21,733
Really?
423
00:15:21,734 --> 00:15:24,036
Brace yourself, fool.
Here come the Furious Five.
424
00:15:24,037 --> 00:15:27,060
- I don't even know what that means.
- You gonna know after I kick your ass.
425
00:15:28,308 --> 00:15:30,609
It was a great party till
these Russell boys showed up.
426
00:15:30,610 --> 00:15:32,744
That's why we don't have a Whole Foods.
427
00:15:33,746 --> 00:15:35,714
- Hey, guys! Guys!
- Stop it.
428
00:15:35,715 --> 00:15:37,783
They were just gonna teach
me how to play spades.
429
00:15:37,784 --> 00:15:40,207
I thought you wanted me to learn
more about the neighborhood.
430
00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:42,221
- I do.
- Then leave me alone and let me do it.
431
00:15:42,222 --> 00:15:44,156
- Tia...
- Tia. Tia!
432
00:15:44,157 --> 00:15:45,624
Man, this is wack! I'm out of here.
433
00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:47,092
I don't think so.
434
00:15:47,093 --> 00:15:49,128
Popcorn, I'm a grown-ass man now.
435
00:15:49,129 --> 00:15:50,529
I'm not scared of you anymore.
436
00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:52,898
So you can leave, but the
bike stays. You got it?
437
00:15:52,899 --> 00:15:55,922
All right, but just let me get my tassels.
I mean, you know, they're custom.
438
00:15:55,923 --> 00:15:57,669
I'm rocking the tassels now.
439
00:15:57,670 --> 00:15:59,505
Keep it, then, man.
440
00:15:59,506 --> 00:16:01,940
Just a stupid bike.
441
00:16:01,941 --> 00:16:03,742
You used to call me Willy Nilly.
442
00:16:03,743 --> 00:16:05,844
Now you can call me Black Vengeance!
443
00:16:05,845 --> 00:16:07,358
Ain't that right, baby?
444
00:16:07,359 --> 00:16:09,026
I think we should talk
about that at home.
445
00:16:09,027 --> 00:16:11,984
- Okay. We'll talk about that at home.
- Yeah.
446
00:16:11,985 --> 00:16:13,852
Let's go!
447
00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:23,162
You should have seen Dad stand
up to Popcorn, Cousin Tony.
448
00:16:23,163 --> 00:16:25,164
I never knew architects
could be so angry.
449
00:16:25,165 --> 00:16:27,399
Yeah, that's what you do
when you love somebody.
450
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,168
You lose your damn mind.
451
00:16:29,169 --> 00:16:32,004
Hey, it's been great having you here.
452
00:16:32,005 --> 00:16:34,506
Don't let it be so long
before we see you again.
453
00:16:34,507 --> 00:16:35,674
That's a promise, Cuz.
454
00:16:35,675 --> 00:16:37,609
You ever get tired of "architecting,"
455
00:16:37,610 --> 00:16:38,944
you can come work for me.
456
00:16:38,945 --> 00:16:40,479
You're a first-rate grill man.
457
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,780
My dad's great,
458
00:16:41,781 --> 00:16:44,750
and he doesn't have to
put his foot in it either.
459
00:16:44,751 --> 00:16:45,918
That's just nasty.
460
00:16:45,919 --> 00:16:48,053
All right, uh, suburbs, huh?
461
00:16:48,054 --> 00:16:49,388
Hand me that cooler over there.
462
00:16:49,389 --> 00:16:50,989
All right.
463
00:16:50,990 --> 00:16:52,891
Alexis, why are you wearing a hat?
464
00:16:52,892 --> 00:16:55,794
I want to get a picture of
your new 'do for my Instagram.
465
00:16:55,795 --> 00:16:57,062
Looks like rain.
466
00:16:57,063 --> 00:17:00,766
Rain, my ass. You don't
like your hair, do you?
467
00:17:00,767 --> 00:17:02,401
No, she doesn't.
468
00:17:02,402 --> 00:17:04,436
Somebody had to say it.
469
00:17:04,437 --> 00:17:06,371
Why didn't you just tell me?
470
00:17:06,372 --> 00:17:08,740
I was faking the funk. I'm so sorry.
471
00:17:08,741 --> 00:17:11,443
I just wanted to be
a part of all of this.
472
00:17:11,444 --> 00:17:13,145
Ain't got to impress me.
473
00:17:13,146 --> 00:17:15,881
You're Will's wife,
which means we're family.
474
00:17:15,882 --> 00:17:17,482
Wrong with you?
475
00:17:17,483 --> 00:17:18,784
There you are.
476
00:17:18,785 --> 00:17:20,452
God, I can't shake you.
477
00:17:20,453 --> 00:17:22,454
I'm sorry that I smothered you today.
478
00:17:22,455 --> 00:17:25,123
I just wanted you to see
this place the way I see it.
479
00:17:25,124 --> 00:17:27,459
And I know things got a little crazy.
480
00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:28,594
Tell me about it.
481
00:17:28,595 --> 00:17:31,029
And I know you're gonna
do that documentary
482
00:17:31,030 --> 00:17:32,998
- the way you want to do it.
- True.
483
00:17:32,999 --> 00:17:35,567
But all I ask is that you be fair.
484
00:17:35,568 --> 00:17:38,003
All I can promise is
that I'll be honest.
485
00:17:38,004 --> 00:17:39,705
- Can you lie for $50?
- No.
486
00:17:39,706 --> 00:17:41,273
$75?
487
00:17:41,274 --> 00:17:43,508
Okay, just do what you want to do,
488
00:17:43,509 --> 00:17:45,577
'cause I ain't have $50 anyway.
489
00:17:48,114 --> 00:17:50,649
Hello, everybody. I'm Tia Russell.
490
00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:52,233
Your uncle still owes me money.
491
00:17:52,234 --> 00:17:54,553
He owes me money, too.
492
00:17:54,554 --> 00:17:58,023
Anyways, I made this documentary
for a class at school.
493
00:17:58,024 --> 00:18:00,759
It's about all of you.
I hope you like it.
494
00:18:05,565 --> 00:18:07,566
If you turn on a TV these days,
495
00:18:07,567 --> 00:18:10,135
all you see about
neighborhoods like Wright Park
496
00:18:10,136 --> 00:18:11,136
is the bad stuff.
497
00:18:11,137 --> 00:18:12,704
That's what I expected to see.
498
00:18:12,705 --> 00:18:16,008
And to be honest, I did see
some of those bad things.
499
00:18:16,009 --> 00:18:17,309
Hey, that's me!
500
00:18:18,745 --> 00:18:20,078
Hey!
501
00:18:20,079 --> 00:18:22,948
Hey! They're stealing my couch!
502
00:18:22,949 --> 00:18:24,650
And then I saw some bad things
503
00:18:24,651 --> 00:18:26,451
that turned out to be not so bad.
504
00:18:26,452 --> 00:18:28,287
We've been fighting for 40 years.
505
00:18:28,288 --> 00:18:30,622
We love each other.
She's like my big sister.
506
00:18:30,623 --> 00:18:31,923
Aww!
507
00:18:31,924 --> 00:18:34,393
Heifer, I'm younger than you.
508
00:18:34,394 --> 00:18:36,061
Where's my cane?
509
00:18:37,530 --> 00:18:38,997
But most of all,
510
00:18:38,998 --> 00:18:41,900
I saw good things, things
that don't make the news.
511
00:18:41,901 --> 00:18:45,404
The elevator's broken, but
I'm only on the fifth floor.
512
00:18:45,405 --> 00:18:47,606
- Busted.
- Damn!
513
00:18:47,607 --> 00:18:50,042
Man, how'd she learn how
to play spades so quick?
514
00:18:50,043 --> 00:18:51,777
I told you she was the chosen one.
515
00:18:51,778 --> 00:18:52,978
You didn't tell me that.
516
00:18:52,979 --> 00:18:54,179
- Whoa! That's us!
- What?
517
00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:55,314
We're about to blow up!
518
00:18:55,315 --> 00:18:56,915
Follow me on my Instagram, dawg.
519
00:18:58,318 --> 00:19:01,553
And those good things
outweighed the bad 1,000:1,
520
00:19:01,554 --> 00:19:03,388
especially when it comes to family.
521
00:19:03,389 --> 00:19:05,624
Best barbecue in town,
baby, right here at Tony's.
522
00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:07,392
Tony's. Step on up.
523
00:19:09,629 --> 00:19:13,198
- To the chef, man, come on.
- Thank you, Uncle Tony.
524
00:19:13,199 --> 00:19:15,200
- Thank you.
- Uncle Tony!
525
00:19:15,201 --> 00:19:17,069
Uncle Tony!
526
00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:18,437
Yo, Russell, family!
527
00:19:18,438 --> 00:19:20,272
Back in Chi-town.
528
00:19:20,273 --> 00:19:23,175
I thought I wasn't connected
to this place, but I am,
529
00:19:23,176 --> 00:19:25,944
because two of the greatest
people I know came from here...
530
00:19:25,945 --> 00:19:27,679
my dad and my Uncle Buck.
531
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,081
Make way for the mayor.
532
00:19:29,082 --> 00:19:31,216
Ah, and Black Vengeance!
533
00:19:31,217 --> 00:19:33,652
Two grown men riding a kid's bike?
534
00:19:33,653 --> 00:19:35,754
Pbht! That's ridiculous. What?
535
00:19:35,755 --> 00:19:38,357
So before you judge a
place, you need to spend
536
00:19:38,358 --> 00:19:40,425
some time there and
get to know the people.
537
00:19:40,426 --> 00:19:43,895
The fact of the matter is,
sometimes Google is wrong.
538
00:19:43,896 --> 00:19:45,464
South Side represent!
539
00:19:53,177 --> 00:19:56,112
Ow, ow, ow!
540
00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:58,141
Uncle Buck, these old
ladies got your number.
541
00:19:58,142 --> 00:19:59,510
I could have took them out,
542
00:19:59,511 --> 00:20:01,779
but they ganged up on
me and they had sticks.
543
00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:03,881
Ooh! That was solid contact.
544
00:20:03,882 --> 00:20:06,017
That was a lucky shot. But see?
545
00:20:06,018 --> 00:20:08,619
I got her Spanx and some of her wigs.
546
00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:10,188
I got that wig now!
547
00:20:10,189 --> 00:20:11,489
That gave me the leverage.
548
00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:13,291
This is better than WWE.
549
00:20:13,292 --> 00:20:15,359
Uncle Buck, this is where you go down.
550
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,661
Ooh!
551
00:20:16,662 --> 00:20:18,396
And never gets up.
552
00:20:18,397 --> 00:20:19,597
I was playing possum.
553
00:20:19,598 --> 00:20:22,066
Now, turn that off and go to bed.
554
00:20:22,067 --> 00:20:24,869
I don't think so. We're
not afraid of you anymore.
555
00:20:24,870 --> 00:20:26,838
You should be. I make your food.
556
00:20:26,839 --> 00:20:29,207
- That is a good point.
- Yeah.
557
00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:31,042
Something to think about!
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