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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:42,510 --> 00:01:47,277 Ladies and gentlemen, live on the Sunset Strip, Richard Pryor! 2 00:02:49,744 --> 00:02:52,907 We are gathered here today... 3 00:02:56,884 --> 00:03:00,581 to make sure... 4 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:04,191 everyone eats. 5 00:03:07,061 --> 00:03:09,689 If not each other... 6 00:03:11,466 --> 00:03:13,991 food. 7 00:03:16,471 --> 00:03:19,167 I was gonna talk about something that's very serious... 8 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,174 and I hope no one gets offended. 9 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:23,403 I wanna talk about fucking. 10 00:03:25,079 --> 00:03:27,639 And sometimes I talk about it. And a lot of people in the audience... 11 00:03:27,715 --> 00:03:29,740 don't know what I mean. 12 00:03:29,817 --> 00:03:33,651 So would you raise your hand it you don't know what fucking is... 13 00:03:33,721 --> 00:03:36,451 so we can watch your ass when you leave here? 14 00:03:39,193 --> 00:03:41,593 Because not enough fuckin'... 15 00:03:41,662 --> 00:03:43,596 goin' on in America. 16 00:03:43,664 --> 00:03:47,065 Americans. Reagan get in, you stop fuckin'. 17 00:03:47,135 --> 00:03:50,502 We fucked when Carter was in. We fucked all the time. 18 00:03:50,571 --> 00:03:54,632 There wasn't nothin' else to do. "Hey. Let's fuck." 19 00:03:54,709 --> 00:03:58,201 President makin' a speech. "Let's fuck." 20 00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:00,679 Reagan in. Now. Everybody listen to this motherfucker. 21 00:04:00,748 --> 00:04:02,409 "We can't fuck now." 22 00:04:04,552 --> 00:04:07,544 I say get them last few fucks in now. 23 00:04:15,763 --> 00:04:17,697 See. I know one of the advantages. 24 00:04:17,765 --> 00:04:20,359 When you're in show business, the little extra treat you get... 25 00:04:20,434 --> 00:04:22,095 is that you get pussy. 26 00:04:24,372 --> 00:04:26,067 And, you know... 27 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:29,234 the great pussy drought of the '50s? 28 00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:31,369 I was caught up in that motherfucker. 29 00:04:33,114 --> 00:04:34,706 I'm talkin' about... 30 00:04:36,884 --> 00:04:41,617 I discovered masturbating by accident. 31 00:04:41,689 --> 00:04:45,090 I'm not lying. I was about ten. I was in the tub. 32 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:49,186 And that's when you used to have to hold your dick with two fingers. 33 00:04:51,332 --> 00:04:53,732 You remember when you was little like that? 34 00:04:57,305 --> 00:05:00,763 Right? I was in the tub. 35 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:02,833 I said. "Hey. 36 00:05:05,813 --> 00:05:07,974 I'm on to something here. 37 00:05:09,050 --> 00:05:11,575 I bet Dad don't know about this." 38 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:15,789 And then when you was young, remember. Men... 39 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:19,224 We didn't come or nothin'. You just made that tunny feelin'. 40 00:05:19,293 --> 00:05:21,227 You know. You... 41 00:05:22,830 --> 00:05:26,664 First time I came, ejaculated. Scared the fuck out of me. Man. 42 00:05:26,734 --> 00:05:28,929 I thought somethin' was wrong. Right? 43 00:05:29,003 --> 00:05:32,063 I was with this woman. I said. "Look what the fuck you done did!" 44 00:05:34,275 --> 00:05:37,438 About an hour later though. I was back goin'. "Can you do it again?" 45 00:05:41,182 --> 00:05:44,117 Women are so cool about sex. They like it as much as we do. 46 00:05:44,185 --> 00:05:45,914 But they can be cooler. 47 00:05:45,987 --> 00:05:48,649 You say, "Do you wanna fuck?" "No." 48 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:51,749 And they go home and have all that electrical equipment. 49 00:05:56,364 --> 00:05:59,390 I can't get off behind that long shit. 50 00:05:59,467 --> 00:06:01,059 Nothin'. 51 00:06:02,637 --> 00:06:06,368 I remember one time I got some Playboy bunny pussy. 52 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:09,307 I thought I was in the big time. 53 00:06:09,377 --> 00:06:13,370 Goin' home with a Playboy bunny! You dig? 54 00:06:13,447 --> 00:06:16,905 We was gonna have a nice little midnight snack. 55 00:06:16,984 --> 00:06:20,613 I went to her apartment. Her apartment was bad! 56 00:06:20,688 --> 00:06:22,622 It was one of those apartments that if I don't get the pussy... 57 00:06:22,690 --> 00:06:24,624 I can fuck this couch. 58 00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:33,957 We started talkin'. She had seen my act. 59 00:06:34,035 --> 00:06:37,402 She said, "I really like the way you do those little kids in your act. 60 00:06:37,471 --> 00:06:40,497 Them's great. Can you talk like a little kid?" 61 00:06:44,745 --> 00:06:47,270 I said. "What? Now?" 62 00:06:47,348 --> 00:06:49,612 "Yeah. Just do a little." 63 00:06:49,684 --> 00:06:52,448 "I feel funny. I mean... okay. 64 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:55,080 You mean. Like, when I do this? Like that?" 65 00:06:55,156 --> 00:06:58,023 She said, "Yeah." 66 00:07:02,596 --> 00:07:04,723 I say. "You like that. Huh?" 67 00:07:06,334 --> 00:07:09,428 And she started taking off clothes. 68 00:07:09,503 --> 00:07:14,338 And the more clothes she took oft. The younger I got. 69 00:07:14,408 --> 00:07:18,310 When she got to her panties. I was on the floor talking about... 70 00:07:25,152 --> 00:07:27,950 She gave birth to me about 9:30. 71 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:34,753 Can I get some water? 72 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:37,093 There was supposed to be a stool and some water. 73 00:07:37,164 --> 00:07:39,394 Is it April Fools'? Oh. This is the one. 74 00:07:39,467 --> 00:07:43,563 I have to walk way the fuck over there to get some water. 75 00:07:43,637 --> 00:07:45,571 Thank you. Brother. Don't trip. You're nervouser than me. 76 00:07:45,639 --> 00:07:47,869 Shit. Thank you. 77 00:07:47,942 --> 00:07:50,433 I wish I had had a pitcher of that shit. 78 00:07:52,580 --> 00:07:54,013 Thank you. 79 00:07:57,351 --> 00:08:00,286 - What's in it? - Huh? Water. 80 00:08:00,354 --> 00:08:02,379 As far as I know. 81 00:08:02,456 --> 00:08:04,856 I hope I don't start tripping. 82 00:08:08,062 --> 00:08:09,996 Did that... Was that here all the time? 83 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:16,867 That motherfucker been there all the time? 84 00:08:18,973 --> 00:08:20,964 Wait a minute. We don't know nothin'... 85 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:23,101 but the photographic memory. 86 00:08:23,177 --> 00:08:25,111 This motherfucker was not here. 87 00:08:26,180 --> 00:08:29,343 See. We may not be literate. But we visual than a motherfucker. 88 00:08:37,491 --> 00:08:39,755 Just needed a little water... 89 00:08:39,827 --> 00:08:41,522 to relax... 90 00:08:41,595 --> 00:08:43,187 calm down. 91 00:08:44,398 --> 00:08:46,332 'Cause I feel the tension from you all. 92 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:49,528 You all want me to do so well. I want to do so well for you. 93 00:08:49,603 --> 00:08:52,094 But let's relax and enjoy... 94 00:08:52,173 --> 00:08:54,334 whatever the fuck happens. 95 00:08:55,676 --> 00:08:57,667 'Cause I got my check. 96 00:09:02,550 --> 00:09:06,714 I'm gonna tell you something. I got so fuckin' nervous... 97 00:09:06,787 --> 00:09:10,883 myself. Today. I forgot what the fuck I did. 98 00:09:10,958 --> 00:09:14,655 I was at home. I said, "I know I do somethin'... 99 00:09:14,728 --> 00:09:18,129 'cause there's too many white folks paying attention to me... 100 00:09:21,869 --> 00:09:24,702 for me not to be in jail and shit." 101 00:09:28,576 --> 00:09:30,703 I used to think when I first started. I said... 102 00:09:30,778 --> 00:09:32,973 "Maybe I ain't tunny no more. You know. 103 00:09:33,047 --> 00:09:36,915 Maybe I ain't angry at nothin' tor real in my heart, you know." 104 00:09:36,984 --> 00:09:39,475 I'd just say. "I'm just not mad about it. 105 00:09:39,553 --> 00:09:44,013 I don't get it. Motherfuckers wanna kill yourselves. That's your business. 106 00:09:44,091 --> 00:09:46,184 Just don't do it on my porch." 107 00:09:47,895 --> 00:09:51,991 And it really takes a lot to start workin' again on stage... 108 00:09:52,066 --> 00:09:54,091 because then your mind ain't there and your spirit... 109 00:09:54,168 --> 00:09:57,569 and you're tryin' to go for it. And greed is a bitch. 110 00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:59,936 Greed says, "Go ahead and do it. They offer you so much money... 111 00:10:00,007 --> 00:10:01,531 and you're greedy." 112 00:10:01,609 --> 00:10:03,702 And then your manager is larger than anything, right? 113 00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:07,076 He says. "But you're not like that. You don't want to rip people oft. 114 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,776 You try and do the best... 115 00:10:09,850 --> 00:10:13,183 and you go out there and you make an ass of yourself... 116 00:10:13,254 --> 00:10:17,122 embarrass your friends. Hold your dick." 117 00:10:18,859 --> 00:10:22,625 My greed does not exceed my self-respect. 118 00:10:22,696 --> 00:10:25,130 My greed is good. Though. 119 00:10:25,199 --> 00:10:29,363 Greed is runnin' a close motherfuckin' second. 120 00:10:29,436 --> 00:10:32,530 When I'm asleep. Greed is workin' on the self-respect somewhere. 121 00:10:32,606 --> 00:10:35,234 "Say. Why don't you just do it tor a little more?" 122 00:10:36,610 --> 00:10:40,046 But I do a lot of shit now that I never did when I didn't have money. 123 00:10:40,114 --> 00:10:44,608 I didn't have the problems I have now, like watchin' motherfuckers count it. 124 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:51,283 I must drive my accountant crazy. 125 00:10:51,358 --> 00:10:54,293 I wake up at 3:00 in the morning going, "Hey. Man, what the fuck? 126 00:10:54,361 --> 00:10:57,330 How much is it? 127 00:10:57,398 --> 00:10:59,662 Well. Prove it. Bring it over." 128 00:11:01,302 --> 00:11:04,931 "But it's three in the morning." "Fuck that. I want to see it now." 129 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:10,711 And I got lawyers and shit. Lawyers are some expensive motherfuckers. 130 00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:11,507 And I got lawyers and shit. Lawyers are some expensive motherfuckers. 131 00:11:11,579 --> 00:11:14,207 I got a lawyer. First week. The motherfucker... 132 00:11:14,281 --> 00:11:17,546 brought me a bill for $40,000. 133 00:11:17,618 --> 00:11:19,848 I said, "Motherfucker. I just met you!" 134 00:11:23,490 --> 00:11:25,617 And lawyers, they don't get upset. Right? 135 00:11:25,693 --> 00:11:30,426 "Goddamn it! Why is this..." "Don't worry. 136 00:11:30,497 --> 00:11:33,466 Everything will be all right." 137 00:11:33,534 --> 00:11:36,799 "No, but I wanna know why you..." 138 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:38,360 "Take it easy." 139 00:11:38,439 --> 00:11:41,306 And you leave there feelin' like an asshole. 140 00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:43,900 You be goin', "What the fuck am I yellin' about? 141 00:11:43,978 --> 00:11:46,970 They calm. I'm just facing 47 years." 142 00:11:49,216 --> 00:11:51,241 Them motherfuckers will keep you out of the penitentiary... 143 00:11:51,318 --> 00:11:54,185 and out of a lot of courts. 144 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:57,656 But it's gonna cost a lot! 145 00:11:57,725 --> 00:12:00,387 Some people must say. "Fuck it. I'll go to the penitentiary. 146 00:12:02,196 --> 00:12:05,393 You motherfuckers cost too much. 147 00:12:05,466 --> 00:12:08,162 I can do ten years in the penitentiary and get off better... 148 00:12:08,235 --> 00:12:10,226 than these 30 you're gonna put on me." 149 00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:17,877 I met some lawyers, right? I had a guy I'm suing. 150 00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:22,211 A black attorney who was my brother. Right on. 151 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:24,615 He was. It was beautiful. My brother. 152 00:12:24,685 --> 00:12:28,348 The motherfucker took me hook, line and sinker... 153 00:12:29,490 --> 00:12:30,923 on dry land. 154 00:12:33,527 --> 00:12:34,858 I don't know. 155 00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:38,762 I just know that this is wonderful. Especially this suit... 156 00:12:40,334 --> 00:12:42,564 that I have on. 157 00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:48,040 I thought if I have a monkey, me and this suit will be hot. 158 00:12:54,181 --> 00:12:56,706 'Cause I can't wear this kind of shit real comfortable. 159 00:12:56,784 --> 00:12:59,252 You have to be cool. Billy Dee Williams could hang in this motherfucker. 160 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:08,590 Me, when I wear shit like this. I'm always afraid... 161 00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,596 that one motherfucker somewhere will say... 162 00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:13,098 "What you doin' in that red suit. You ugly motherfucker?" 163 00:13:15,903 --> 00:13:18,303 I don't fuck around anymore, since I got married. 164 00:13:18,372 --> 00:13:22,433 I am married. I don't fuck around. 165 00:13:28,482 --> 00:13:30,416 That's right. When you are married... 166 00:13:30,484 --> 00:13:34,352 say you don't fuck around it you got any brains. 167 00:13:35,789 --> 00:13:40,192 My wife: "What? Did you fuck..." "No, I was not fucking her. 168 00:13:40,260 --> 00:13:44,424 I don't care what you think you saw. I was not fucking her. 169 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:48,900 Now. Are you gonna believe me or your lying eyes? 170 00:13:51,972 --> 00:13:54,065 I was not fucking her." 171 00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:58,936 And my wife... My wife has been putting up with me... 172 00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:02,504 We went together six years before the bitch landed me. 173 00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:04,676 She paid dues... 174 00:14:04,752 --> 00:14:07,880 'cause I am no day at the beach. 175 00:14:07,955 --> 00:14:10,219 I know I'm hard to get along with. I know that... 176 00:14:10,290 --> 00:14:12,451 'cause I might wake up in the morning and go... 177 00:14:12,526 --> 00:14:15,689 "Hey. Wake up. 178 00:14:15,763 --> 00:14:18,357 What was that shit you said last February?" 179 00:14:20,868 --> 00:14:26,204 This is my forth, fifth, sixth marriage. Eighth? I don't know. 180 00:14:26,273 --> 00:14:29,436 But I remember every woman that I was ever in love with. 181 00:14:29,510 --> 00:14:31,740 I remember all 12 of them. I really do. 182 00:14:31,812 --> 00:14:33,746 They were wonderful. It's just... 183 00:14:33,814 --> 00:14:38,410 I've never been able to have a... what they call sustain a relationship. 184 00:14:38,485 --> 00:14:40,419 That's what it's called now. 185 00:14:40,487 --> 00:14:43,047 In other words. When you stop wantin' to be with the motherfucker, you leave. 186 00:14:43,123 --> 00:14:45,353 That's what I do. 187 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:49,055 Most people hang around till the shit get... makes you look ugly and shit... 188 00:14:49,129 --> 00:14:51,154 and you be hangin' out with a bitch you don't want to be with. 189 00:14:51,231 --> 00:14:53,859 "Yeah. This is my lady." 190 00:14:58,138 --> 00:15:02,768 That gets you into feelings and shit. When you get married... you have to feel. 191 00:15:02,843 --> 00:15:06,176 My wife says, "Feel. Express your feelings. 192 00:15:06,246 --> 00:15:10,182 Darling, don't lock it up. Just speak your mind." 193 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:12,810 When I was just fuckin' around. I didn't have to say shit but... 194 00:15:12,886 --> 00:15:14,854 "Can I fuck? 195 00:15:14,922 --> 00:15:18,756 Good-bye. Here's the money for a cab." 196 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,862 But now, it's different when you're married. 197 00:15:23,931 --> 00:15:26,195 This is about the time I've been married... 198 00:15:26,266 --> 00:15:30,362 and it's really exciting. Because I really am trying. 199 00:15:30,437 --> 00:15:32,735 I really am trying. 200 00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:36,871 I'm telling you, I'm fuckin' trying, okay? 201 00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:42,639 But it's hard to wake up and see the same person all the fuckin' time. 202 00:15:44,218 --> 00:15:48,382 I know this works for women too. I mean, it's the same motherfucker. 203 00:15:50,224 --> 00:15:51,589 All the time. 204 00:15:54,294 --> 00:15:56,854 "Thank you. Baby, but goddamn! 205 00:15:56,930 --> 00:15:59,490 Not today. Goddamn it. 206 00:15:59,566 --> 00:16:04,196 I don't want to fuck you anymore tor eight months. 207 00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:09,074 Let's make our sexual life interesting. 208 00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:11,076 You go away for a year. 209 00:16:13,213 --> 00:16:16,046 When you come back, we will fuck like rabbits." 210 00:16:18,552 --> 00:16:21,612 And my wife's always talkin' about "express yourself." 211 00:16:21,688 --> 00:16:24,054 "Darling. Express your feelings. Emotions. 212 00:16:24,124 --> 00:16:26,786 Try to talk. Try to not be so physical. 213 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,794 Learn how to speak. 214 00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:30,921 Try to talk. Now. Darling, what is the problem?" 215 00:16:30,998 --> 00:16:33,728 "Bitch, I'm gonna kill you." 216 00:16:37,905 --> 00:16:41,136 My wife is white, and the first two years we went together... 217 00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,438 she thought her name was White Honky Bitch. 218 00:16:49,516 --> 00:16:51,643 She did. She put up with the shit. 219 00:16:51,718 --> 00:16:54,619 I learned, though. After that, 'cause I was death on her. 220 00:16:54,688 --> 00:16:56,781 "White honky bitch, and the black man this... 221 00:16:56,857 --> 00:16:58,916 and you don't know shit." 222 00:16:59,092 --> 00:17:02,584 But I stayed with the motherfucker. I kept staying. I grew some. 223 00:17:02,663 --> 00:17:06,099 It can happen. It it happened to me. It could happen to you. 224 00:17:08,669 --> 00:17:10,603 She's wonderful about expressing yourself. 225 00:17:10,671 --> 00:17:13,037 I get mad, I can't even talk. 226 00:17:13,106 --> 00:17:16,269 The madder I get, the quieter I get. 227 00:17:16,343 --> 00:17:19,073 My voice just goes down a notch, especially... 228 00:17:19,146 --> 00:17:22,309 "Well. All right. What I'm trying to do here..." 229 00:17:52,779 --> 00:17:55,646 Feelings are a hard fucking thing to deal with. 230 00:17:55,716 --> 00:17:58,879 I don't give a fuck who you are. It's not easy to be bullshittin'. 231 00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:01,978 But when you get them feelings. Somebody touches that shit inside you... 232 00:18:02,055 --> 00:18:04,080 that shit be fuckin' with you. 233 00:18:04,157 --> 00:18:07,752 And women, I don't give a fuck. You all can be so cool... 234 00:18:07,828 --> 00:18:09,591 about turnin' a motherfucker oft. 235 00:18:09,663 --> 00:18:11,597 You love when a motherfucker be in love with you... 236 00:18:11,665 --> 00:18:14,133 'cause you can be some nasty bitches. 237 00:18:14,201 --> 00:18:16,931 "Darling. Please don't leave me. Just give me..." 238 00:18:17,004 --> 00:18:19,268 "Oh. God. Are you calling again? 239 00:18:23,243 --> 00:18:27,043 God, Richard, please. Just don't do this to yourself. 240 00:18:31,551 --> 00:18:34,987 I mean, why don't you go home and bathe or something like that. 241 00:18:35,055 --> 00:18:37,683 Just don't call here anymore. Just a minute. John." 242 00:18:46,199 --> 00:18:49,134 How can women be so cool, though. When you angry? 243 00:18:49,202 --> 00:18:51,932 "Don't you tell me! I love you! Don't you see?" 244 00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:53,939 "Yes, dear. I'm going for a walk." 245 00:18:56,877 --> 00:18:58,845 "A walk? 246 00:18:58,912 --> 00:19:00,880 I wanna tight!" 247 00:19:03,483 --> 00:19:08,045 One night. I left the house about 137 times. 248 00:19:08,121 --> 00:19:10,783 I did. I just said, "Fuck you!" 249 00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:15,051 And then I'd have to come back. Like. You forget your keys. 250 00:19:15,128 --> 00:19:17,062 You ever leave and forget your keys? 251 00:19:17,130 --> 00:19:21,032 "Bitch! Yeah. Motherfucker! 252 00:19:21,101 --> 00:19:24,901 Yeah. Uh-huh! Believe that shit! 253 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:29,170 Yeah. You'll see. 254 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,406 Oh, shit." 255 00:19:34,114 --> 00:19:37,379 Then you got to go back in the house. 256 00:19:37,451 --> 00:19:42,218 Why come your old lady looks so good after you've been away tor a while? 257 00:19:42,289 --> 00:19:44,883 You ever. Like. Get your heart broke? 258 00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:47,825 Men here. You ever had your heart broke? 259 00:19:47,894 --> 00:19:50,260 Women get their heart broke, they cry. 260 00:19:50,330 --> 00:19:53,891 Men don't do that shit. Men hold that shit in like it don't hurt... 261 00:19:53,967 --> 00:19:56,265 walkin' around and get hit by trucks. 262 00:19:59,206 --> 00:20:01,106 "Didn't he see that truck?" 263 00:20:01,174 --> 00:20:03,335 "Motherfucker. He wouldn't have seen a 747... 264 00:20:05,045 --> 00:20:07,513 'cause his heart was broken." 265 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:11,574 There's a feelin'... Gettin' your motherfuckin' heart broke... 266 00:20:11,651 --> 00:20:13,642 it's like, I don't know. 267 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:18,714 Men cannot graduate till a woman breaks your fuckin' heart. 268 00:20:18,792 --> 00:20:21,283 That is your diploma. 269 00:20:22,496 --> 00:20:26,364 It either kill you or make you fat. 270 00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:29,925 I'm talkin' about that heartache where your motherfuckin' heart be... 271 00:20:30,003 --> 00:20:31,971 hurtin' and shit, and you be... 272 00:20:32,038 --> 00:20:34,302 You can't even listen to music. 273 00:20:34,374 --> 00:20:37,832 Shit remind you. Like "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer." 274 00:20:37,911 --> 00:20:41,142 "That reminds me of my lady. God. 275 00:20:41,214 --> 00:20:43,876 She got a nose just like Rudolph." 276 00:20:47,087 --> 00:20:49,180 And you go out with other women when you're in love... 277 00:20:49,256 --> 00:20:51,781 You go out with other women. It don't mean shit. Right? 278 00:20:51,858 --> 00:20:55,021 You go out with other women. And you hear their voices and go... 279 00:20:55,095 --> 00:20:57,359 "What is this bitch talkin' about? 280 00:20:59,866 --> 00:21:02,630 Why don't she just shut the fuck up? 281 00:21:02,702 --> 00:21:05,193 She ain't sayin' shit." 282 00:21:05,272 --> 00:21:08,298 'Cause it's hard to reestablish yourself with other people... 283 00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:10,843 once you've been with a partner tor a long time. Right? 284 00:21:10,911 --> 00:21:13,607 Especially if you get a good woman that you really be in love with. 285 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:16,706 Usually. It's the man that fucks up. We fuck up. Right? 286 00:21:16,783 --> 00:21:19,616 Then we can't find them motherfuckers no more. 287 00:21:21,721 --> 00:21:26,090 And when you can't find her no more, it look like she get better. 288 00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:28,093 Every time you see her. She be beautiful... 289 00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:30,755 or with some other motherfucker that looked good. 290 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:35,200 I be going, "I wanna kill everybody. 291 00:21:35,268 --> 00:21:37,702 Everybody in the world." 292 00:21:37,771 --> 00:21:40,535 That's how you end up in the penitentiary, jack. 293 00:21:40,607 --> 00:21:44,270 A lot of people in the penitentiary killed their old ladies and shit... 294 00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:46,312 and boyfriends and shit like that. 295 00:21:46,379 --> 00:21:49,075 Just flip out. "I don't give a fuck. 296 00:21:49,149 --> 00:21:52,949 At least I don't have to look at them anymore." 297 00:21:53,019 --> 00:21:54,387 I went to a penitentiary with Gene Wilder... 298 00:21:54,387 --> 00:21:55,149 I went to a penitentiary with Gene Wilder... 299 00:21:55,222 --> 00:22:00,489 I did a movie. Not me personally. I went to do a film in a penitentiary. 300 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,494 I was up there six weeks. 301 00:22:02,562 --> 00:22:05,395 Arizona State Penitentiary. 302 00:22:05,465 --> 00:22:08,229 It was some... Oh. You're applauding for that? 303 00:22:09,636 --> 00:22:12,434 Arizona State Penitentiary real popular? 304 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:19,244 It was strange because 305 00:22:19,312 --> 00:22:23,942 What's strange about that is that there are no black people in Arizona. 306 00:22:28,488 --> 00:22:31,685 I'm not lying. They bus motherfuckers in. 307 00:22:32,993 --> 00:22:35,757 I was up there, and I looked at all the brothers... 308 00:22:35,829 --> 00:22:37,763 and it made my heart ache. You know... 309 00:22:37,831 --> 00:22:39,765 seeing all these beautiful black men in the joint. 310 00:22:39,833 --> 00:22:43,166 Goddamn warriors should be out there helping the masses. 311 00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:46,034 I felt that way. I was real naive. Right? 312 00:22:46,106 --> 00:22:49,098 And the six weeks I was up there, I talked to the brothers. 313 00:22:49,175 --> 00:22:53,475 I talked to them. And thank God we got penitentiaries. 314 00:23:05,258 --> 00:23:09,456 I asked this one. "Why did you kill everybody in the house?" 315 00:23:12,332 --> 00:23:14,266 The guy said, "They was home." 316 00:23:20,807 --> 00:23:24,538 I mean. Murderers. Do you hear me? 317 00:23:24,611 --> 00:23:26,602 Real. Live murderers. 318 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,649 I thought black people killed people by accident. 319 00:23:29,716 --> 00:23:32,685 No. These motherfuckers was murderers. 320 00:23:32,752 --> 00:23:35,915 I met one brother. His name was J-Bone. Motherfucker could lift weights. 321 00:23:35,989 --> 00:23:39,948 He was in charge. Muscles every-motherfuckin'-where. 322 00:23:40,026 --> 00:23:43,962 He was doing a sentence... triple life. 323 00:23:44,030 --> 00:23:47,522 How in the fuck do you do triple life? 324 00:23:49,202 --> 00:23:53,639 I mean. That mean if he die and come back... 325 00:23:53,707 --> 00:23:56,301 he got to go to the penitentiary. 326 00:23:57,577 --> 00:23:59,169 Right? 327 00:24:01,081 --> 00:24:03,015 They'll say, "Fuck kindergarten. 328 00:24:03,083 --> 00:24:05,711 Get your little ass back in the penitentiary. Motherfucker. 329 00:24:05,785 --> 00:24:07,946 You know what you did last time you was here." 330 00:24:09,356 --> 00:24:11,950 And Gene Wilder loved to jump in the middle of the killers... 331 00:24:12,025 --> 00:24:14,550 and start talkin'. "Hi. Guys. How you doin'?" 332 00:24:14,627 --> 00:24:17,118 I said. "Gene. Bring your ass out of there." 333 00:24:17,197 --> 00:24:20,792 "What do you think they'd do to us if we were here. Rich?" I'd say. "Fuck us." 334 00:24:26,773 --> 00:24:28,741 And Gene would say. "I'm not homosexual." 335 00:24:28,808 --> 00:24:30,935 "Homosexual ain't got nothin' to do with it. 336 00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:33,411 They don't fuck you 'cause you like it. 337 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:36,540 They just fuck you just to see that look on your face." 338 00:24:44,491 --> 00:24:48,291 I met one dude... kidnap, murder tour times. 339 00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:50,921 I thought three times. That was your ass. Right? 340 00:24:50,997 --> 00:24:52,931 No. I said. "What happened?" 341 00:24:52,999 --> 00:24:55,695 "I can't get the shit right. 342 00:24:55,769 --> 00:24:58,101 But I'm gettin' paroled in two years. Brother Rich. 343 00:24:58,171 --> 00:25:01,004 I'm gonna fire it up. I got some contacts outside. 344 00:25:01,074 --> 00:25:04,009 You know what I mean?" I said, "Yeah, I know what you mean." 345 00:25:05,745 --> 00:25:10,011 See. I wanna know when this motherfucker gettin' out... 346 00:25:10,083 --> 00:25:12,745 who he gonna be with. 347 00:25:12,819 --> 00:25:16,152 And it I see him in my neighborhood. I'm just gonna shoot the motherfucker. 348 00:25:17,690 --> 00:25:20,022 'Cause I do not want to be kidnapped. 349 00:25:20,093 --> 00:25:22,721 Take no chance no motherfucker callin' up my wife... 350 00:25:22,796 --> 00:25:27,130 talkin' about sendin' some money. 'Cause that's really my ass. 351 00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:30,965 "Well. Don't fuck up the suit. 352 00:25:31,037 --> 00:25:33,505 That's what we gonna bury him in." 353 00:25:33,573 --> 00:25:35,768 I'm gonna take my chances. 'cause... 354 00:25:35,942 --> 00:25:40,003 Damn if I'm gonna be kidnapped, puttin' my hands behind my back. 355 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,981 They always like to make you put your hands behind your back and shit... 356 00:25:43,049 --> 00:25:45,142 and then fuck with you a little while. 357 00:25:45,218 --> 00:25:47,948 I say, "No. Motherfucker. Blow my face oft with the shotgun... 358 00:25:48,021 --> 00:25:50,854 while I got my hands on your nuts." 359 00:25:52,859 --> 00:25:56,659 So there'll be some evidence. Right? 360 00:25:56,729 --> 00:25:58,924 The police come in: "Open his hand. 361 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,995 Well, this guy's gonna be easy to find. 362 00:26:04,504 --> 00:26:07,132 He's gonna show up to the hospital sooner or later." 363 00:26:12,011 --> 00:26:15,310 They always put that shotgun on you. You ain't got to do shit. 364 00:26:15,381 --> 00:26:18,009 That's easy to say. But in real life we all know... 365 00:26:18,084 --> 00:26:22,919 a shotgun. Your hand will automatically jump behind your back. 366 00:26:22,989 --> 00:26:27,016 Even it you don't want it to. Your hand will say. "Fuck you! 367 00:26:27,093 --> 00:26:29,561 It's a shotgun. Asshole! 368 00:26:29,629 --> 00:26:33,395 Give me that rope. I'll tie myself. 369 00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:35,593 Is this a good knot?" 370 00:26:38,571 --> 00:26:41,870 Everybody like to be brave in the real situation. Right? 371 00:26:41,941 --> 00:26:44,171 But we ain't so brave sometimes, you know? 372 00:26:44,244 --> 00:26:47,475 Sometimes you be brave. Most of the time. We just ordinary... 373 00:26:47,547 --> 00:26:50,448 hope we don't get in no situation where you have to be brave. 374 00:26:50,517 --> 00:26:52,712 That's how the Nazis fucked over people. 375 00:26:52,785 --> 00:26:56,983 'Cause most people are basically decent. Them Nazis just run over motherfuckers. 376 00:26:57,056 --> 00:26:59,081 Black people always say. "I'd have told them Nazis..." 377 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:01,093 You wouldn't have told them Nazis shit. 378 00:27:04,397 --> 00:27:07,628 'Cause them motherfuckers didn't play. You'd be out there talkin' about... 379 00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:11,727 "Hey. Motherfucker! Mr. Nazi!" 380 00:27:11,804 --> 00:27:14,602 "What is this?" 381 00:27:14,674 --> 00:27:17,939 "Oh, nothin', just. Uh... 382 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:23,074 Just fuckin' around. Jack. Like them boots you got on. Hom." 383 00:27:26,619 --> 00:27:29,247 And in the penitentiary. They got all them racist groups. 384 00:27:29,322 --> 00:27:33,520 They got the white groups. They act like they're in New York. 385 00:27:35,261 --> 00:27:37,752 They got the Nazi party and the... 386 00:27:37,830 --> 00:27:40,025 What do they call it? The Klu Klux Klan. 387 00:27:40,099 --> 00:27:44,229 The Mexicans got them gangs you can't pronounce the names. 388 00:27:44,304 --> 00:27:47,296 And they don't wear no shirts. 389 00:27:47,373 --> 00:27:52,003 The black people got the Mau Maus and the Muslims, Double Muslims. 390 00:27:52,078 --> 00:27:56,208 Them's the ones you don't fuck with... them Double Muslims. 391 00:27:56,282 --> 00:27:59,308 'Cause them motherfuckers can't wait to get to Allah... 392 00:28:02,488 --> 00:28:05,082 and want to take eight or nine motherfuckers with them. 393 00:28:08,127 --> 00:28:10,823 I used to be a thief, and I wasn't very good. 394 00:28:10,897 --> 00:28:12,831 I always got caught. 395 00:28:12,899 --> 00:28:15,129 I would steal from neighbors. 396 00:28:15,201 --> 00:28:19,535 I wouldn't take no chances on gettin' caught too far from home. 397 00:28:19,606 --> 00:28:23,474 I'd go over to the neighbors' house. Wipe them motherfuckers out. 398 00:28:23,543 --> 00:28:25,670 I paid them all back now. I try to go back to Peoria. 399 00:28:25,745 --> 00:28:29,772 I'm ashamed of myself. "Miss Johnson. I'm sorry I bust in your house." 400 00:28:29,849 --> 00:28:33,046 "I knew it was you, boy." 401 00:28:34,721 --> 00:28:37,121 I don't know why I would steal. 402 00:28:37,190 --> 00:28:40,284 My grandfather was in business. My family was in business. 403 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,454 My grandmother owned. Like, three or tour brothels. 404 00:28:43,529 --> 00:28:48,091 My grandfather had a pool hall called "Pops Pool Room." 405 00:28:48,167 --> 00:28:50,567 My uncle had a pool room. So there was money in the family. 406 00:28:50,637 --> 00:28:52,571 I was a lucky black child... 407 00:28:52,639 --> 00:28:55,369 'cause I never went through no hard times. 408 00:28:57,510 --> 00:29:00,206 It was hard. If you wasn't poor. You couldn't get no pussy. 409 00:29:01,914 --> 00:29:05,077 They say, "We fuck just to keep our minds off eatin'." 410 00:29:12,191 --> 00:29:14,125 I live in Hawaii in a place... 411 00:29:14,193 --> 00:29:17,594 I wanted to go to a place where there was no people. And I found the place. 412 00:29:17,664 --> 00:29:21,828 There's 500 people live where I live. And they're brown. 413 00:29:21,901 --> 00:29:24,734 I like that because you can sleep at night. 414 00:29:24,804 --> 00:29:28,831 'Cause you live around white people in the country, anything can happen. 415 00:29:31,678 --> 00:29:34,704 Not that I don't trust white people. It's just in the night. 416 00:29:34,781 --> 00:29:36,715 You know what I mean? 417 00:29:37,950 --> 00:29:40,714 Something happens to white people when you start drinkin'... 418 00:29:40,787 --> 00:29:43,984 and when you hear one of them motherfuckers go. "Yee-haw!" 419 00:29:48,027 --> 00:29:50,086 You know what I mean? 420 00:29:50,163 --> 00:29:53,496 It makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up... 421 00:29:53,566 --> 00:29:56,467 'cause I know what's next. 422 00:29:56,536 --> 00:30:02,031 That "yee-haw" means get a rope and get a black motherfucker. 423 00:30:02,108 --> 00:30:06,306 "Why do they have the greatest kind of resistance against a rope? 424 00:30:06,379 --> 00:30:10,179 You can lasso a white guy. He won't do nothin'. 425 00:30:10,249 --> 00:30:13,116 Black one. They kinda jerk away." 426 00:30:18,291 --> 00:30:21,454 I like those guys: "You wanna sign this tor my sister?" 427 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:32,403 "Hey. Buddy, you wanna kiss my girl? But not on the lips." 428 00:30:33,339 --> 00:30:34,806 I say, "Okay." 429 00:30:45,418 --> 00:30:47,613 Racism is a bitch. White people, you gotta know. 430 00:30:47,687 --> 00:30:51,646 It fucks you up. But what it does to black people is a bitch. 431 00:30:51,724 --> 00:30:55,160 It's hard enough being a human being. 432 00:30:55,228 --> 00:30:57,822 It's really fuckin' hard enough just to be that. 433 00:30:57,897 --> 00:31:03,028 Just to go through everyday life without murdering a motherfucker. 434 00:31:03,102 --> 00:31:07,698 It's hard enough just to walk through life decent. As a person. 435 00:31:07,774 --> 00:31:10,937 But here is another element added to it when you're black. 436 00:31:11,010 --> 00:31:13,137 Them mothers got that little edge on us. 437 00:31:13,212 --> 00:31:15,578 It's enough to make you crazy. 438 00:31:16,749 --> 00:31:19,081 'Cause it you're in an argument with another man... 439 00:31:19,152 --> 00:31:21,484 he may be white, but it's man on man for a minute... - 440 00:31:21,554 --> 00:31:24,682 and the shit get rough. He end up calling you "nigger." 441 00:31:24,757 --> 00:31:26,691 You go, "Oh. Shit. 442 00:31:27,894 --> 00:31:29,691 Fuck. 443 00:31:29,762 --> 00:31:32,026 Now I ain't no man no more. I'm nigger now. 444 00:31:32,098 --> 00:31:34,396 I got to argue with that shit... 445 00:31:34,467 --> 00:31:38,369 and. fuck. Throw my balance all off now." 446 00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:42,807 It's an ugly thing. I hope that someday they give it up. 'cause it don't work. 447 00:31:49,749 --> 00:31:51,717 It's nice to have pride about your shit. 448 00:31:51,784 --> 00:31:56,221 I went home to the motherland. Everybody should go home. To Africa. 449 00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:59,781 Everybody, especially black people. 450 00:31:59,859 --> 00:32:02,259 Really, man, there is so much to see there... 451 00:32:02,328 --> 00:32:04,922 tor the eye and the heart of the black people. 452 00:32:04,997 --> 00:32:07,227 White people. You'll go there and you'll get ideas. 453 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:09,234 "Well. That's the way black people in America should be... 454 00:32:09,302 --> 00:32:11,327 walking around with sticks." 455 00:32:11,404 --> 00:32:14,965 You'll get the wrong idea. But, man... 456 00:32:15,041 --> 00:32:17,373 I was gonna find my roots. Right? 457 00:32:17,443 --> 00:32:20,139 Seven hundred million black people. 458 00:32:20,213 --> 00:32:22,613 Not one of them motherfuckers knew me. 459 00:32:24,083 --> 00:32:27,575 I looked in every phone book in Africa. 460 00:32:27,653 --> 00:32:30,554 I didn't find one goddamn Pryor. 461 00:32:32,859 --> 00:32:36,192 I saw one familiar name: J-Bone Walker. 462 00:32:36,262 --> 00:32:38,924 I called that up. They say he's in Arizona. 463 00:32:45,671 --> 00:32:49,732 But there's nothin' like goin' and seein' nothin' but black. 464 00:32:49,809 --> 00:32:55,111 Black people. From the wino to the president. It's black people. 465 00:32:55,181 --> 00:32:57,308 And it's. Like, fair. You know what I mean? 466 00:32:57,383 --> 00:33:00,011 You go someplace. You're on liberated land. 467 00:33:00,086 --> 00:33:03,351 I said, "These motherfuckers kick ass and got their country. 468 00:33:03,422 --> 00:33:05,982 And I'm on the land. It's black people." 469 00:33:06,058 --> 00:33:09,789 I mean. Black. Original black. 470 00:33:09,862 --> 00:33:11,557 You understand "black"? 471 00:33:11,631 --> 00:33:14,122 I mean. So many black people, it made me realize... 472 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,725 somebody in my family had been lying to me. 473 00:33:21,807 --> 00:33:24,503 It's nice. As you land at the airport. You look out the window... 474 00:33:24,577 --> 00:33:26,511 and see the black people and say. "Oh. Wow!" 475 00:33:26,579 --> 00:33:28,547 People are the same. 476 00:33:28,614 --> 00:33:31,412 The people in Africa fuck over your luggage... 477 00:33:31,484 --> 00:33:33,509 just like the people in New York. 478 00:33:36,289 --> 00:33:38,655 You know what's funny? To walk down the street... 479 00:33:38,724 --> 00:33:41,192 and see white people looking tor each other. 480 00:33:43,296 --> 00:33:45,457 They'd be surrounded, and... 481 00:33:55,074 --> 00:33:59,636 Every black person I saw there seemed to remind me of someone from here. 482 00:33:59,712 --> 00:34:03,546 I'd walk down the street and go, "That motherfucker looked like Joe Frazier!" 483 00:34:04,784 --> 00:34:06,684 I'd say, "Goddamn!" 484 00:34:06,752 --> 00:34:11,155 He'd be the president of the bank. I'd go, "Goddamn! 485 00:34:11,223 --> 00:34:14,351 I wish Joe Frazier could see this motherfucker!" 486 00:34:14,427 --> 00:34:16,725 Or someone here. Like, is a wino... 487 00:34:16,796 --> 00:34:19,287 you see him over there. They be a diplomat. 488 00:34:19,365 --> 00:34:21,230 You go, "Willie the wino! 489 00:34:21,300 --> 00:34:23,393 Goddamn! 490 00:34:23,469 --> 00:34:26,495 Get down, Willie!" 491 00:34:26,572 --> 00:34:29,837 This was. I don't know. Special to me, man. 492 00:34:29,909 --> 00:34:32,537 I went to the jungle, the real jungle. 493 00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:35,877 Not that shit Tarzan live in. 494 00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:39,907 Tarzan wouldn't last a week in Africa. 495 00:34:39,986 --> 00:34:44,082 "Where's Tarzan?" "You mean the crazy white man? 496 00:34:44,156 --> 00:34:46,647 He in the trees with cheetah." 497 00:34:46,726 --> 00:34:49,320 "Where's Jane?" "She whoring in Nairobi." 498 00:34:51,197 --> 00:34:53,256 'Cause when you go out in the bush... 499 00:34:53,332 --> 00:34:55,357 you see animals... 500 00:34:55,434 --> 00:34:57,664 I mean, animals that are tree look different... 501 00:34:57,737 --> 00:34:59,932 than that shit we see in the zoo. 502 00:35:00,006 --> 00:35:02,406 You know them animals you fuck over at the zoo? 503 00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:05,308 You see the lion at the zoo. You be talkin' about... 504 00:35:10,883 --> 00:35:12,874 You walk by. "Hey. Lion." 505 00:35:15,788 --> 00:35:18,780 I like the monkeys in the zoo. 'Cause they throw their shit on you. 506 00:35:20,826 --> 00:35:23,556 They'd be pickin' and shit. They watch you, and one of 'em go... 507 00:35:26,732 --> 00:35:29,792 And then everybody laughs. "Oh, he's so cute. 508 00:35:29,869 --> 00:35:32,929 Oh, aren't the monkeys cute?" 509 00:35:33,005 --> 00:35:35,166 Why do people think bears are happy in the zoo? 510 00:35:35,241 --> 00:35:37,175 "Look at the bear. He's so happy." Motherfucker's talkin' about... 511 00:35:37,243 --> 00:35:38,835 "Let me out. 512 00:35:40,212 --> 00:35:42,271 Just give me a break. 513 00:35:42,348 --> 00:35:45,442 If I could get a hand on one of you motherfuckers. 514 00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:47,918 Oh. I'll tear your ass up. 515 00:35:49,588 --> 00:35:53,046 I ain't had no pussy in 12 years! 516 00:35:53,125 --> 00:35:56,322 Send me a motherfuckin' panda. 517 00:35:56,395 --> 00:35:58,761 Bitch ain't even got a pussy. 518 00:35:58,831 --> 00:36:00,958 They're wonderin' why we ain't got no babies" 519 00:36:03,135 --> 00:36:06,935 But in the jungle, if you see a rabbit you get nervous. 520 00:36:07,006 --> 00:36:09,270 'Cause a rabbit be lookin' at you... 521 00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:14,646 "Roll the window up. Dear." "It's just a rabbit." 522 00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:16,739 "Fuck you. 523 00:36:16,816 --> 00:36:18,977 Ain't no rabbit ever looked at me like that." 524 00:36:20,753 --> 00:36:25,281 And you see a lion in the jungle, that's what they look like... lions. 525 00:36:25,357 --> 00:36:27,291 Motherfucker be in the bush talkin' about... 526 00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:30,495 "Yeah. Get your ass out of the car. 527 00:36:33,833 --> 00:36:37,291 And bring that camera with you. 528 00:36:37,369 --> 00:36:39,428 'Cause we gonna eat all that shit." 529 00:36:43,943 --> 00:36:48,744 I saw three lionesses chase down. Like, a cape buffalo. 530 00:36:48,814 --> 00:36:51,749 That's the baddest motherfucker on four legs... 531 00:36:51,817 --> 00:36:53,842 except for these bitches chasin' it. 532 00:36:56,055 --> 00:36:59,821 And the lionesses. They work around in teams. Give signals 533 00:36:59,892 --> 00:37:02,190 You know they can't talk. 534 00:37:06,165 --> 00:37:08,395 And the buffalo saw one of them, right? 535 00:37:08,467 --> 00:37:11,061 He tipped away from the rest of the herd. 536 00:37:15,941 --> 00:37:19,604 And them two others jumped on his ass. The other buffalo said... 537 00:37:19,678 --> 00:37:22,044 "The motherfucker didn't warn us. Fuck him." 538 00:37:22,114 --> 00:37:25,709 And you know how a buzzard circles in the movies? 539 00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:28,049 These motherfuckers drove up in a truck. 540 00:37:29,488 --> 00:37:32,218 Talkin' about. "What it is?" 541 00:37:34,794 --> 00:37:37,957 Cheetah, man, is the weirdest thing to see go chase something... 542 00:37:38,030 --> 00:37:40,157 'cause you don't see nothin' but dust. 543 00:37:40,232 --> 00:37:42,530 I saw two cheetahs. It looked like they were talkin'... 544 00:37:42,601 --> 00:37:45,035 about jumpin' on some gazelle. 545 00:37:45,104 --> 00:37:47,572 "You want to go after that herd?" 546 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,632 "Say, nah. Man, they're too close. Shit. 547 00:37:52,611 --> 00:37:55,102 Why don't we give 'em another 100 yards. 548 00:37:56,515 --> 00:37:59,916 How's the wife and family. Man? 549 00:37:59,985 --> 00:38:02,385 You know. It's gonna be tourist season soon. 550 00:38:02,454 --> 00:38:08,051 I got an arm last year. They're about far enough. You ready?" 551 00:38:21,974 --> 00:38:25,774 The gazelles and shit hear them motherfuckers. 552 00:38:25,845 --> 00:38:28,712 They'd be eating and hear 'em and just start runnin'. They wouldn't even look. 553 00:38:28,781 --> 00:38:30,646 "Run!" 554 00:38:30,716 --> 00:38:33,048 And the motherfucker that can't hear is in trouble. 555 00:38:33,118 --> 00:38:35,985 "What?" "Cheetah!" 556 00:38:36,055 --> 00:38:39,582 "Huh?" "Cheetah!" 557 00:38:39,658 --> 00:38:43,116 "What?" "Cheetah!" 558 00:38:43,195 --> 00:38:45,220 "What'd you say?" 559 00:38:45,297 --> 00:38:48,755 "It's your ass!" "I got ya." 560 00:38:48,834 --> 00:38:52,964 I saw one of them gazelles make a move on a cheetah. 561 00:38:53,038 --> 00:38:55,905 It was embarrassing. The cheetah got pissed off too... 562 00:38:55,975 --> 00:38:58,637 'cause he was ready to get the gazelle. And the gazelle said... 563 00:39:00,112 --> 00:39:03,570 And that motherfucker tell 400 yards trying to stop. 564 00:39:03,649 --> 00:39:06,277 And got up: "I'm gonna get you. Motherfucker. 565 00:39:06,352 --> 00:39:08,286 Make me look bad" 566 00:39:13,359 --> 00:39:15,350 We picked up a hitchhiker one day. 567 00:39:15,427 --> 00:39:18,988 An African man got in the car. And he had that odor. 568 00:39:19,064 --> 00:39:21,532 You know? This motherfucker had odor! 569 00:39:24,904 --> 00:39:28,431 He was in the car. You be drivin'. That odor was... 570 00:39:36,715 --> 00:39:38,774 And he'd lean over to point... 571 00:39:45,157 --> 00:39:48,615 And you'd be, you know... "Goddamn! 572 00:39:48,694 --> 00:39:51,527 I know my people. But goddamn!" 573 00:39:55,801 --> 00:39:59,703 And I looked in the rear view mirror. And this motherfucker was goin'... 574 00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:01,740 "Oh, shit! 575 00:40:01,807 --> 00:40:05,470 That motherfuckin' cologne and shit they got on. 576 00:40:05,544 --> 00:40:07,842 Stinkin' motherfuckers. Boy. 577 00:40:07,913 --> 00:40:10,177 I don't know how I can take this shit." 578 00:40:10,249 --> 00:40:13,343 He had his head out the window tryin' to get air and shit. 579 00:40:13,419 --> 00:40:16,445 He's goin'. "Goddamn!" He just ended up makin' us stop. 580 00:40:16,522 --> 00:40:20,515 "Let me out of this motherfucker. I'll walk. Fuck it. You motherfuckers stink. 581 00:40:20,592 --> 00:40:22,651 Kiss my ass." 582 00:40:31,870 --> 00:40:35,670 One thing I got out of it was magic. I'd like to share it with you. 583 00:40:35,741 --> 00:40:38,801 I was leavin', and I was sittin' in the hotel... 584 00:40:38,877 --> 00:40:43,371 and a voice said to me. "Look around. What do you see?" 585 00:40:43,449 --> 00:40:47,613 And I said. "I see all colors of people doing everything." 586 00:40:47,686 --> 00:40:52,146 And the voice said, "Do you see any niggers?" 587 00:40:52,224 --> 00:40:53,919 And I said. "No." 588 00:40:56,428 --> 00:40:59,659 And it say. "You know why? 'Cause there aren't any." 589 00:40:59,732 --> 00:41:02,792 And it hit me like a shot, man. 590 00:41:02,868 --> 00:41:05,302 I started cryin' and shit. I was sittin' there and said... 591 00:41:05,371 --> 00:41:08,932 "Yeah. I've been here three weeks. I haven't even said it. 592 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:11,272 I haven't even thought it." 593 00:41:11,343 --> 00:41:14,972 And it made me say. "Oh. My God. I've been wrong. 594 00:41:15,047 --> 00:41:17,880 I've been wrong. I've got to regroup my shit." 595 00:41:17,950 --> 00:41:21,716 I said, "I ain't gonna never call another black man a nigger." 596 00:41:26,658 --> 00:41:29,058 You know. 'cause we never was no niggers. 597 00:41:29,128 --> 00:41:33,497 That's a word that's used to describe our own wretchedness. 598 00:41:33,565 --> 00:41:37,365 And we perpetuate it now, 'cause it's dead. 599 00:41:37,436 --> 00:41:39,370 That word's dead. We're men and women. 600 00:41:39,438 --> 00:41:44,000 We come from the first people on the Earth. 601 00:41:44,076 --> 00:41:46,044 You know? 602 00:41:46,111 --> 00:41:49,877 The first people on the Earth were black people. 603 00:41:49,948 --> 00:41:54,078 'Cause anthropologists... white anthropologists... 604 00:41:54,153 --> 00:41:56,747 The white people go. "That could be true, you know." 605 00:41:58,724 --> 00:42:02,251 Yeah. Dr. Leakey and them found people remains... 606 00:42:02,327 --> 00:42:04,818 five million years ago in Africa. 607 00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:07,798 You know them motherfuckers didn't speak French. 608 00:42:09,001 --> 00:42:12,437 So black people, we the first people that had thought. 609 00:42:12,504 --> 00:42:16,907 We were the first ones to say. "Where the fuck am I? 610 00:42:16,975 --> 00:42:19,273 And how do you get to Detroit?" 611 00:42:27,419 --> 00:42:29,580 So you can take it for what it's worth. 612 00:42:29,655 --> 00:42:32,920 I ain't tryin' to preach. I'm just talkin' about my feelings about it. 613 00:42:32,991 --> 00:42:35,755 And I don't want them hip white people calling me no nigger... 614 00:42:35,828 --> 00:42:37,762 or telling me nigger jokes. 615 00:42:37,830 --> 00:42:40,355 I don't like it. 616 00:42:40,432 --> 00:42:42,491 I'm just fellin' you it's uncomfortable to me. 617 00:42:42,568 --> 00:42:44,661 I don't like it when black people say it to me. 618 00:42:44,736 --> 00:42:47,796 I really don't no more. It's nothin'. It don't mean nothin'. 619 00:42:47,873 --> 00:42:50,569 So I love you all, and you can take that with you. 620 00:42:50,642 --> 00:42:52,576 I guess you all say... 621 00:43:03,155 --> 00:43:06,818 I think the only brave thing I might have ever done in my life... 622 00:43:06,892 --> 00:43:11,591 was once I worked at a Mafia nightclub. 623 00:43:11,663 --> 00:43:15,463 Out in Youngstown. Ohio. I was 19. 624 00:43:15,534 --> 00:43:20,938 I was 19 years old. Right? And I didn't know shit about the Mafia. 625 00:43:21,006 --> 00:43:23,531 My father was the baddest motherfucker I had ever seen. 626 00:43:24,977 --> 00:43:27,605 So the Mafia didn't mean shit to me. 627 00:43:27,679 --> 00:43:30,409 I did not relate to the Mafia. 628 00:43:30,482 --> 00:43:34,248 I worked with this lady. Satin Doll. She was the star of the show. 629 00:43:34,319 --> 00:43:37,686 Beautiful black stripper. Right? 'Cause usually in those days... 630 00:43:37,756 --> 00:43:41,852 in clubs they had a singer and a stripper and a M.C. 631 00:43:41,927 --> 00:43:46,694 I was the M.C., and she was the first black star I ever met. 632 00:43:46,765 --> 00:43:49,393 Duke Ellington had written a tune about her. 633 00:43:49,468 --> 00:43:51,402 That's what she used to dance to and act. 634 00:43:51,470 --> 00:43:53,938 She was beautiful. She was 60 then. 635 00:43:55,007 --> 00:43:57,407 Oh. This bitch was fine though. Man. 636 00:43:57,476 --> 00:44:00,536 I'm not lyin'. Lena Horne didn't have shit on her. 637 00:44:00,612 --> 00:44:03,308 And she was cryin' backstage... 638 00:44:03,382 --> 00:44:06,374 "I gotta get to Buffalo. They won't pay me." 639 00:44:06,451 --> 00:44:09,113 I said, "Who won't pay you?" "Club owners." 640 00:44:09,188 --> 00:44:13,249 I said. "Oh, them motherfuckers are gonna pay me. Bet that." 641 00:44:14,593 --> 00:44:19,155 This is how ignorant I was. I had a cap pistol. 642 00:44:20,866 --> 00:44:23,027 You know. Them blank starter pistols. 643 00:44:23,101 --> 00:44:25,763 I busted into the office with this motherfucker. Talkin' about... 644 00:44:25,837 --> 00:44:29,170 "All right. Give me the money. Motherfucker!" 645 00:44:29,241 --> 00:44:31,334 Doing my best black shit. You know. 646 00:44:33,312 --> 00:44:35,803 You know. That shit usually scare whitey to death. 647 00:44:41,253 --> 00:44:44,689 And these motherfuckers didn't do nothin'. 648 00:44:44,756 --> 00:44:46,951 I'm sure that those men... 649 00:44:47,025 --> 00:44:50,984 are sitting in that room today. Laughing. 650 00:44:51,063 --> 00:44:53,327 'Cause that's what this dude... He just started to laugh. 651 00:44:55,867 --> 00:44:58,131 "This fuckin' kid. 652 00:44:59,171 --> 00:45:01,969 Wait a minute. Hey. Tony. Come here. 653 00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:04,565 Rich. Do the gun again. 654 00:45:04,643 --> 00:45:07,111 Hey. Tony. Come here. Stickup! 655 00:45:10,148 --> 00:45:13,311 This fuckin' kid! Come here. Come here, you fuckin' kid. 656 00:45:14,786 --> 00:45:17,380 He's got a pair of gagoozies on him, huh? 657 00:45:17,456 --> 00:45:20,118 Fuckin' kid. Come here. Goddamn." 658 00:45:20,192 --> 00:45:22,717 They like to hug you and rub you. "Come here." 659 00:45:24,329 --> 00:45:26,263 And grab your face. 660 00:45:27,266 --> 00:45:30,497 "This fuckin' kid's got some gazoolas." 661 00:45:30,569 --> 00:45:33,868 And they always say shit you don't understand. 662 00:45:33,939 --> 00:45:35,406 "Hey. You wanna go... 663 00:45:36,475 --> 00:45:39,410 Hey. Paulo. Tix him a little... 664 00:45:39,478 --> 00:45:41,742 Put some struzi on it. 665 00:45:41,813 --> 00:45:44,077 Fry it up. They like fried foods. 666 00:45:47,386 --> 00:45:48,978 Fuckin' kid, huh? 667 00:45:49,054 --> 00:45:52,581 He come in here. Had a gun, the fuckin' kid. Huh? 668 00:45:55,794 --> 00:45:59,093 Pay everybody oft. Pay 'em off. It's all right." 669 00:45:59,164 --> 00:46:03,567 They paid everybody off, let everybody go and kept me. 670 00:46:03,635 --> 00:46:05,432 Like a pet. 671 00:46:05,504 --> 00:46:07,438 "I fuckin' like this kid. 672 00:46:10,075 --> 00:46:13,044 You got family? Well. You got family now. 673 00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:17,548 Who is it, Carmine? Tell him I call him back. 674 00:46:17,616 --> 00:46:19,846 Tell him it's a stickup." 675 00:46:23,722 --> 00:46:26,384 Then these motherfuckers start tellin' murder stories. 676 00:46:26,458 --> 00:46:30,792 "Hey. You remember when Oozie... Remember when I made my fuckin' bones? 677 00:46:30,862 --> 00:46:33,330 Me, I had to go away. It was Cleveland, right? 678 00:46:33,398 --> 00:46:37,357 Fuckin' teamster. Big mouth. Hurt a lot of people. Right? 679 00:46:37,436 --> 00:46:40,132 You know, ice pick's my thing, Rich. 680 00:46:40,205 --> 00:46:45,609 So we fuckin' had to drive down. Me, Johnny Salami... 681 00:46:45,677 --> 00:46:48,475 the Gaboozo brothers. 682 00:46:48,547 --> 00:46:51,607 They own a funeral parlor. 'You carry. We bury.' 683 00:46:54,886 --> 00:46:57,116 Come here, you fuckin' kid. 684 00:46:58,190 --> 00:47:01,557 So we take this jerk-off out bowling, you know. 685 00:47:01,626 --> 00:47:03,856 Drive him around. Get him a few drinks. 686 00:47:03,929 --> 00:47:05,863 'Hey, let's get some broads. Right? ' 687 00:47:05,931 --> 00:47:08,957 A little motel we had set up. You remember that, Johnny? 688 00:47:09,034 --> 00:47:13,232 So. We take him around. He gets kinda stoned. Drops his glass. 689 00:47:13,305 --> 00:47:17,935 I say, 'Now.' I pop him with the fuckin' ice pick. Right? 690 00:47:18,009 --> 00:47:21,342 I'm poppin' this cocksucker. Blood's squirting every which way. 691 00:47:21,413 --> 00:47:23,973 He says, 'Oh. God! Don't kill me! ' 692 00:47:24,049 --> 00:47:26,517 'Oh. fuck you. You guinea cocksucker.' 693 00:47:26,585 --> 00:47:28,610 And the fuckin' ice pick breaks. 694 00:47:32,891 --> 00:47:35,917 I'm standin' there with a fuckin' piece of wood in my hand! 695 00:47:37,929 --> 00:47:41,262 I said, 'Johnny Salami. What do I do? ' 696 00:47:41,333 --> 00:47:45,429 Johnny says, 'Wait till it melts, asshole.' 697 00:47:45,504 --> 00:47:48,803 Those were the good old days. 698 00:47:48,874 --> 00:47:51,104 What's the matter. Rich? You don't look so good. 699 00:47:52,577 --> 00:47:54,772 Hey, Paulo, give him a little... 700 00:47:55,614 --> 00:47:58,310 You got a way home. Or do you want us to give you a ride?" 701 00:48:02,921 --> 00:48:05,947 Don't go out with the Mafia. 'Cause you can't buy 'em dinner. 702 00:48:06,024 --> 00:48:08,754 They always like to take entertainers to dinner. 703 00:48:08,827 --> 00:48:12,729 They take you to dinner, and they pick up the check all the time. 704 00:48:12,798 --> 00:48:15,562 And it you get mad, you say, "Let me buy the check tonight. 705 00:48:15,634 --> 00:48:17,568 Goddamn it. You guys buy me dinner every night." 706 00:48:17,636 --> 00:48:21,538 "Hey, kid, let me tell you somethin'. 707 00:48:22,741 --> 00:48:25,175 We're crime... 708 00:48:25,243 --> 00:48:27,507 and crime don't pay." 709 00:48:31,249 --> 00:48:35,709 The Mafia people are weird people, 'cause they appeal... 710 00:48:44,763 --> 00:48:47,561 They appeal to your intellect. 711 00:48:47,632 --> 00:48:49,793 They do. Them motherfuckers' appeal says... 712 00:48:49,868 --> 00:48:51,995 "You're an intelligent person. Aren't you? 713 00:48:53,104 --> 00:48:56,073 And you realize that it's very difficult... 714 00:48:56,141 --> 00:48:58,439 to walk without knees." 715 00:49:04,649 --> 00:49:07,447 And one time I was in a room with one of these motherfuckers... 716 00:49:07,519 --> 00:49:09,453 and I don't know how to describe... 717 00:49:09,521 --> 00:49:13,013 You ever seen a face just turn to stone? 718 00:49:13,091 --> 00:49:16,219 I mean. I was talkin' to the man. And somebody was over here... 719 00:49:16,294 --> 00:49:18,228 talkin' about something that had pissed him off... 720 00:49:18,296 --> 00:49:21,629 that he was gonna deal with... and it went from a nice conversation with me... 721 00:49:21,700 --> 00:49:24,396 A stone thing came over his face. It was like... 722 00:49:25,604 --> 00:49:28,368 And a chill went through my fuckin' body. 723 00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:31,568 I said. "This motherfucker's dead. 724 00:49:32,644 --> 00:49:36,045 I'm lookin' at a dead man that walks around." 725 00:49:36,114 --> 00:49:40,016 'Cause it was just stone, man. There wasn't no compromise. 726 00:49:40,085 --> 00:49:42,553 There was nothin' in there where you could go... 727 00:49:45,557 --> 00:49:47,491 There was none of that in the face. I said... 728 00:49:47,559 --> 00:49:50,926 "Boy, that's a look I'd like to get, just to whip on a motherfucker." 729 00:49:50,996 --> 00:49:52,554 You know. Just say. "What?" 730 00:49:57,369 --> 00:49:59,303 Remember that in The Godfather? 731 00:49:59,371 --> 00:50:02,067 That to me was the most chilling line in the world. When the guy said... 732 00:50:02,140 --> 00:50:05,405 "Hey. Could you let me off? Just tor old time's sake?" 733 00:50:05,477 --> 00:50:07,536 And the guy said... 734 00:50:10,315 --> 00:50:13,409 Boy. That had to be the coldest shit in the world. 735 00:50:13,485 --> 00:50:16,454 And you gotta get in the car with him. 736 00:50:16,521 --> 00:50:19,183 Then you got to beg some more in the car. 737 00:50:19,257 --> 00:50:23,489 You ain't gonna stop beggin'. As long as he's got breath in his body. 738 00:50:23,562 --> 00:50:25,496 You get in the car. He's talkin' about, "Hey. Jack. 739 00:50:25,564 --> 00:50:28,032 I remember when I showed you how to drive." 740 00:50:31,736 --> 00:50:33,966 Jack be goin'... 741 00:50:41,479 --> 00:50:45,677 All Italian people are not in the Mafia. Whether you believe it or not. 742 00:50:45,750 --> 00:50:47,775 They're not. Really. 743 00:50:47,852 --> 00:50:51,344 Most of them work for the Mafia. But they're all not in the Mafia. 744 00:50:57,329 --> 00:50:59,456 What? 745 00:50:59,531 --> 00:51:02,864 - Do what? - Mudbone, Richie! 746 00:51:10,609 --> 00:51:14,705 All right, this is the last time Mudbone will be seen anywhere. 747 00:51:22,487 --> 00:51:26,480 This is Mudbone's last show. 748 00:51:29,828 --> 00:51:34,322 Ladies and gentlemen, from Tupelo. Mississippi. Mudbone. 749 00:51:42,607 --> 00:51:45,633 You know... 750 00:51:45,710 --> 00:51:48,679 Now, I know that boy. 751 00:51:50,649 --> 00:51:52,583 See. He fucked up. 752 00:51:53,985 --> 00:51:56,249 See. That tire got on his ass... 753 00:51:59,257 --> 00:52:01,623 and it fucked him up upstairs. 754 00:52:02,761 --> 00:52:05,457 Fried up what little brains he had. 755 00:52:08,667 --> 00:52:11,727 'Cause I remember the motherfucker. 756 00:52:11,803 --> 00:52:14,169 He could make a motherfucker laugh... 757 00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:16,969 at a funeral on Sunday. Christmas day. 758 00:52:21,413 --> 00:52:24,780 But you know what happened? He got some money. 759 00:52:24,849 --> 00:52:27,443 That's what happened. He got some money! 760 00:52:27,519 --> 00:52:31,546 Them missed meal cramps and shit was gone. He said. "Fuck it." 761 00:52:31,623 --> 00:52:34,558 Went all the way crazy. 762 00:52:34,626 --> 00:52:38,255 Shit, now me? I'm still hungry. 763 00:52:38,329 --> 00:52:41,560 See. I'm gonna be out here four days and six months. 764 00:52:41,633 --> 00:52:44,796 I watched this boy, Rich. He used to come by. 765 00:52:44,869 --> 00:52:48,327 Leave me a dollar here. Fifty cents there. 766 00:52:49,407 --> 00:52:53,969 He was all right, you know. He would never lend me five. Though. 767 00:52:54,045 --> 00:52:56,843 But he let me have them two's and tews. You know. 768 00:52:58,483 --> 00:53:02,044 So I felt tor the boy. I went over there and talked to him. 769 00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:06,216 And he ignorant. 'cause I sit down to talk to him... 770 00:53:06,291 --> 00:53:09,852 You don't let him get none of that powder in his nose. 771 00:53:11,996 --> 00:53:15,363 That's like tryin' to talk to a baboon's ass. 772 00:53:15,433 --> 00:53:19,529 I talked to the boy seven days and seven nights. 773 00:53:20,605 --> 00:53:23,403 He was still on the same subject. 774 00:53:25,510 --> 00:53:27,535 "Where can I get some more?" 775 00:53:32,517 --> 00:53:34,485 So I talked to him. You know. I said... 776 00:53:34,552 --> 00:53:38,488 "Boy, why don't you do something with yourself? 777 00:53:38,556 --> 00:53:41,320 Since religion ain't your thing... 778 00:53:41,392 --> 00:53:43,326 maybe you take up ballet." 779 00:53:50,969 --> 00:53:52,903 It makes me laugh, thinkin' about it. 780 00:53:55,607 --> 00:53:59,373 I told him, "Cause you gonna be black a long time. 781 00:53:59,444 --> 00:54:01,674 So you might as well enjoy yourself... 782 00:54:01,746 --> 00:54:05,477 'cause there ain't many black motherfuckers out there doin' it." 783 00:54:05,550 --> 00:54:09,077 He said, "Don't stop now." I said. "Don't lighten up. Tighten up." 784 00:54:10,755 --> 00:54:13,246 That's what I told him. 785 00:54:13,324 --> 00:54:15,690 And he must have listened to me. 786 00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:18,593 He was gonna register to vote. 787 00:54:18,663 --> 00:54:20,654 I knew he was sick then. 788 00:54:27,105 --> 00:54:28,697 So. Listen. 789 00:54:29,808 --> 00:54:33,539 I'm not gonna steal the show from the boy. 790 00:54:33,611 --> 00:54:35,909 I ain't gonna do that. 791 00:54:35,980 --> 00:54:39,438 So, I'm gonna... The boy got the camera. 792 00:54:39,517 --> 00:54:41,508 Only white folks can do that. 793 00:54:45,757 --> 00:54:47,691 And they make it look like such a mystery. 794 00:54:47,759 --> 00:54:50,353 They never let no black people do no shit like that. 795 00:54:51,663 --> 00:54:54,496 The only time you see black people doing some of that shit... 796 00:54:54,566 --> 00:54:56,898 is when they want the plug plugged in. 797 00:54:56,968 --> 00:54:59,232 "Say, boy. Plug that in." 798 00:55:01,372 --> 00:55:04,239 That's how you be sayin'. "I works on the camera crew." 799 00:55:04,309 --> 00:55:06,675 I say. "What you do?" "Plug in the thing." 800 00:55:08,546 --> 00:55:12,414 I say. "A monkey can do that." Guess that's why they hired him. 801 00:55:14,385 --> 00:55:17,252 See, I've lived through hard times before. 802 00:55:17,322 --> 00:55:19,756 People talk about these as hard times. 803 00:55:19,824 --> 00:55:23,225 Hard times was way back. 804 00:55:25,129 --> 00:55:28,826 They didn't even have a year for it. Just called it "Hard Times." 805 00:55:36,674 --> 00:55:39,609 It was dark all the time. 806 00:55:39,677 --> 00:55:42,510 I think the sun came out on Wednesday. 807 00:55:42,580 --> 00:55:46,414 And it you didn't have your ass up early. You missed it. 808 00:55:50,622 --> 00:55:53,250 So I happened to be out there one Wednesday... 809 00:55:53,324 --> 00:55:55,349 and the sun hit me right in the face. 810 00:55:55,426 --> 00:55:58,361 I grabbed a bunch of it and rubbed it all over myself. 811 00:56:00,298 --> 00:56:04,894 Shit. I didn't have nothin' else. Might as well have some sun on my face. 812 00:56:06,104 --> 00:56:11,007 And as time went on. I remembered it was Thursday. 813 00:56:11,075 --> 00:56:14,169 I said. "Damn. That sun was a bitch. 814 00:56:14,245 --> 00:56:17,510 That's why they didn't want us to have none of it." 815 00:56:17,582 --> 00:56:20,380 'Cause it'd cheer you up inside. You see. 816 00:56:20,451 --> 00:56:23,443 So I got all cheered up... 817 00:56:23,521 --> 00:56:25,648 and went out on a date. 818 00:56:28,092 --> 00:56:30,356 Lucinda Belle Mae. 819 00:56:32,497 --> 00:56:35,830 The girl was pretty. Coal black. 820 00:56:35,900 --> 00:56:38,698 Her skin was tender... 821 00:56:38,770 --> 00:56:40,704 like a baby's butt. 822 00:56:42,340 --> 00:56:46,071 Her sweet breasts smelled like Carnation milk. 823 00:56:46,144 --> 00:56:48,476 That's how tender she was. 824 00:56:50,882 --> 00:56:54,374 I liked her, too, you see. She had a little liking to me. 825 00:56:54,452 --> 00:56:57,910 So Lucinda... We'd have to tip away. 826 00:56:57,989 --> 00:57:00,890 We'd go up and do a little kissin' up in the apple orchard. 827 00:57:00,959 --> 00:57:04,053 We'd tip away together on Wednesday mornin'... 828 00:57:04,128 --> 00:57:06,221 when the sun was up. 829 00:57:06,297 --> 00:57:09,289 We'd get up there. I'd make her put a little on her face... 830 00:57:09,367 --> 00:57:12,461 and she relaxed. 831 00:57:12,537 --> 00:57:15,529 When she relaxed. I started rubbin' all over her. 832 00:57:16,841 --> 00:57:19,309 Women like when you rub on 'em... 833 00:57:19,377 --> 00:57:22,403 if you rub 'em in them right spots. You know. 834 00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:25,381 You got to rub 'em right there. 835 00:57:25,450 --> 00:57:29,113 Right on the inside of her leg by the kneecap. Rub 'em right there. 836 00:57:29,187 --> 00:57:32,213 And you rub it around until it starts burnin'. 837 00:57:32,290 --> 00:57:34,224 They open up then. Boy. 838 00:57:40,398 --> 00:57:44,027 'Cause there ain't but two pieces of pussy you're gonna get in your life. 839 00:57:44,102 --> 00:57:46,229 That's your first and your last. 840 00:57:52,110 --> 00:57:54,544 And all that shit in between don't count. 841 00:57:55,646 --> 00:57:58,581 That's just the extra gravy. 842 00:57:58,649 --> 00:58:01,117 They say. "When's the last time you got some pussy?" 843 00:58:01,185 --> 00:58:05,519 I say. "Yesterday. That's as tar as I want to remember it." 844 00:58:05,590 --> 00:58:07,524 I don't want to sit around. Some motherfucker ask me... 845 00:58:07,592 --> 00:58:09,583 "How long you had some pussy?" I go... 846 00:58:15,900 --> 00:58:18,095 I don't want to live that long. 847 00:58:22,273 --> 00:58:25,208 What I'm sayin'... What the point I'm tryin' to make is... 848 00:58:25,276 --> 00:58:27,540 that there is no point to be made. 849 00:58:28,646 --> 00:58:31,809 That's all that there is. There ain't no point to it. 850 00:58:31,883 --> 00:58:34,010 'Cause you didn't ask to come to this motherfucker... 851 00:58:34,085 --> 00:58:36,645 and you sure can't choose how to leave. 852 00:58:36,721 --> 00:58:39,622 'Cause you don't know when you're gonna go. 853 00:58:39,690 --> 00:58:44,627 So don't take this shit serious You better have some tun and plenty of it. 854 00:58:44,695 --> 00:58:49,223 'Cause when the shit old and you ask for a recharge, it's too late. 855 00:58:50,635 --> 00:58:53,798 So all I can say is keep some sunshine on your face. 856 00:59:04,582 --> 00:59:08,416 I was up in Oakland with some old friends. 857 00:59:08,486 --> 00:59:11,387 I mean, motherfuckers I've known a long time. 858 00:59:11,456 --> 00:59:15,051 And I have changed as a person inside, right? 859 00:59:15,126 --> 00:59:18,061 There was an old dope dealer. Motherfucker used to... 860 00:59:18,129 --> 00:59:20,757 I used to follow him around for dope. 861 00:59:24,435 --> 00:59:28,804 And I always paid him. But it was always on credit or something... 862 00:59:28,873 --> 00:59:32,809 and the motherfucker acted like I was one of his pets. 863 00:59:34,545 --> 00:59:39,244 I started saying, "Wait, motherfucker. I paid tor the dope. 864 00:59:39,317 --> 00:59:43,549 I didn't live at your house. I had my own apartment." 865 00:59:43,621 --> 00:59:46,181 But he was acting like I was one of his bitches... 866 00:59:46,257 --> 00:59:48,782 and then. You know. He got real mad... 867 00:59:48,860 --> 00:59:51,590 'cause I fired on his ass. 868 00:59:51,662 --> 00:59:55,257 I say, "No. Motherfucker, I wasn't never like that." 869 00:59:58,569 --> 01:00:01,504 I had my shirt oft and I was sitting on the couch... 870 01:00:01,572 --> 01:00:03,506 and suddenly he says something about... 871 01:00:03,574 --> 01:00:05,542 When you signify. Motherfucker gets vicious. 872 01:00:05,610 --> 01:00:08,272 "What about them burned-up rings around your neck, motherfucker?" 873 01:00:10,982 --> 01:00:14,918 And it hit me 'cause I had never thought of myself like that... 874 01:00:14,986 --> 01:00:17,477 'cause I said. "Yeah, I've been burnt up." 875 01:00:26,030 --> 01:00:29,090 It never had hit me like it hit him. 876 01:00:29,167 --> 01:00:32,625 I said, "Yeah, I been burnt the fuck up." 877 01:00:33,838 --> 01:00:37,205 'Cause most people I meet. I act like I ain't burned up... 878 01:00:37,275 --> 01:00:38,902 they do too. 879 01:00:40,278 --> 01:00:42,872 The motherfucker sneaks a peek. 880 01:00:49,854 --> 01:00:52,914 "A nice tattoo you have... 881 01:00:52,990 --> 01:00:55,049 all over your body." 882 01:00:58,095 --> 01:01:00,893 I guess y'all say. "Fuck all that. How'd you burn up?" 883 01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:13,006 You say. "How'd you burn up in your own house. Motherfucker?" 884 01:01:15,413 --> 01:01:19,577 I know y'all heard all kind of stories about how I burned up basin' this... 885 01:01:19,650 --> 01:01:21,413 and ether that. 886 01:01:21,485 --> 01:01:24,249 None of that shit got nothing to do with that. 887 01:01:24,322 --> 01:01:27,348 I'm gonna tell y'all the truth tonight. 888 01:01:30,261 --> 01:01:33,458 You got to promise not to tell nobody. 889 01:01:34,999 --> 01:01:37,832 - Can I trust ya? - Yeah! 890 01:01:37,902 --> 01:01:39,836 You're some lyin' motherfuckers. 891 01:01:43,407 --> 01:01:47,400 All my friends know this to be true 'cause everybody knows me. 892 01:01:47,478 --> 01:01:51,676 Usually before I go to bed. I have milk and cookies. 893 01:01:54,986 --> 01:01:58,478 And one night. I had some low-tat milk... 894 01:01:58,556 --> 01:02:00,490 and some pasteurized... 895 01:02:00,558 --> 01:02:02,583 and I mixed them together... 896 01:02:02,660 --> 01:02:06,027 and I dipped my cookie, and the shit blew up. 897 01:02:18,576 --> 01:02:22,535 I mean, the damnedest thing I've ever heard of in my life. 898 01:02:22,613 --> 01:02:24,604 Medical history was made. 899 01:02:28,352 --> 01:02:30,286 A lot of people say shit. 900 01:02:30,354 --> 01:02:32,788 I think about shit. Why do people think... 901 01:02:32,857 --> 01:02:35,553 All the people you ever heard of freebasin'... 902 01:02:35,626 --> 01:02:39,118 have you ever heard of anybody blowin' up? 903 01:02:39,897 --> 01:02:42,457 Why me? 904 01:02:42,533 --> 01:02:46,902 Ten million motherfuckers freebase, I gotta blow up. 905 01:02:52,810 --> 01:02:56,746 I'm talking about... I started out smoking freebase. It was like... 906 01:02:56,814 --> 01:03:00,250 I started out one time. 907 01:03:00,318 --> 01:03:04,482 And I should've known something bad was going to happen... 908 01:03:04,555 --> 01:03:07,490 because I remember the first time I did freebase... 909 01:03:07,558 --> 01:03:09,458 I burnt my bed up. 910 01:03:12,463 --> 01:03:15,398 I was sitting on the bed, and somebody said... 911 01:03:15,466 --> 01:03:17,297 "Richard, the bed's on tire!" 912 01:03:17,368 --> 01:03:19,131 I said. "What? 913 01:03:21,939 --> 01:03:24,601 The bed's on fire?" 914 01:03:26,510 --> 01:03:29,502 It's a weird disease. If any of you doin' it... 915 01:03:29,580 --> 01:03:32,174 you ain't gonna believe this, but if you've been doing it... 916 01:03:32,249 --> 01:03:35,116 longer than two weeks. You're a junkie. 917 01:03:35,186 --> 01:03:38,087 Now I'm telling you so you'll know it. 918 01:03:38,155 --> 01:03:42,023 I know you'll tell yourself, "I ain't no fuckin' junkie." 919 01:03:42,093 --> 01:03:44,687 You cannot stop if you wanted to. 920 01:03:44,762 --> 01:03:48,254 You'll go home tonight and say. "Watch me." You will not be able to. 921 01:03:48,332 --> 01:03:51,130 If you got the shit there, you will do it. 922 01:03:51,202 --> 01:03:53,864 I'm talking about, I started out smokin'... 923 01:03:53,938 --> 01:03:59,035 I would have a pipe and sit it down and walk eight feet away from it. 924 01:04:04,515 --> 01:04:08,576 Two days later. Jack. I would smoke. I'd go... 925 01:04:19,730 --> 01:04:22,995 One time. It looked like I had an appendage on my hand. 926 01:04:23,067 --> 01:04:24,728 It was the pipe. 927 01:04:24,802 --> 01:04:28,568 'Cause this pipe used to tell me when to go to bed. 928 01:04:28,639 --> 01:04:31,073 The pipe would say, "Time to get up. 929 01:04:31,142 --> 01:04:33,667 Time for some smoke. Rich. 930 01:04:33,744 --> 01:04:37,009 We're not doing anything today. Fuck all your appointments. 931 01:04:37,081 --> 01:04:40,676 Me and you are just gonna hang out in this room together." 932 01:04:44,088 --> 01:04:47,353 I'd get mad and frustrated. People didn't understand me. 933 01:04:47,425 --> 01:04:50,622 The pipe'd say. "Come in the room with me. I got you covered. 934 01:04:50,694 --> 01:04:53,128 I know how you feel. Rich. 935 01:04:53,197 --> 01:04:57,998 Light me up. Hold me tor a couple of days. And we'll talk it over." 936 01:05:00,004 --> 01:05:03,701 I'm talking about a year later, jack. I'm talking about... 937 01:05:05,276 --> 01:05:09,212 I'm drawn up. fucked up and out of my mind... 938 01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:10,941 but I'm not hooked. 939 01:05:12,516 --> 01:05:14,450 People are trying to help me. I say... 940 01:05:14,518 --> 01:05:17,578 "You're just meddling in my motherfucking business! 941 01:05:17,655 --> 01:05:20,249 You just think because I'm having a good... 942 01:05:20,324 --> 01:05:22,292 Leave me the fuck alone!" 943 01:05:22,359 --> 01:05:24,452 And I'm smokin' my shit... 944 01:05:24,528 --> 01:05:28,487 'cause my pipe would say, "I understand. They don't know. 945 01:05:28,566 --> 01:05:32,730 It's your life. They don't have a right to fuck with you. 946 01:05:32,803 --> 01:05:37,638 Where were they when you needed them? Come in here with me. 'cause I love ya." 947 01:05:44,381 --> 01:05:46,975 And then the pipe starts saying shit like... 948 01:05:47,051 --> 01:05:49,884 "You let me get a little low yesterday. 949 01:05:50,721 --> 01:05:52,814 I don't like that. 950 01:05:52,890 --> 01:05:56,223 Don't let me get low again. Or I'm gonna hurt ya. 951 01:05:56,293 --> 01:05:59,729 You promise, keep me full at all times. Okay? 952 01:05:59,797 --> 01:06:04,257 Come on, Rich. You can do it. 'Cause I understand." 953 01:06:04,335 --> 01:06:06,496 And finally. Dope dealers... 954 01:06:06,570 --> 01:06:10,199 I did it so bad, dope dealers tried not to sell me none. 955 01:06:10,274 --> 01:06:12,640 That's doing it, for a dope dealer to say... 956 01:06:12,710 --> 01:06:16,908 "I ain't gonna give you no more. I can't see you do it to yourself." 957 01:06:16,981 --> 01:06:20,280 Dope dealers don't give a fuck about nothing usually. 958 01:06:20,351 --> 01:06:23,445 These motherfuckers refused to sell me cocaine. 959 01:06:23,521 --> 01:06:25,853 Said. "No. Motherfucker! You're killing yourself!" 960 01:06:27,024 --> 01:06:28,457 What? 961 01:06:29,426 --> 01:06:32,361 "I don't want to see you fuck yourself up." 962 01:06:32,429 --> 01:06:36,126 I ain't never heard of dope dealers doin' that. 963 01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:40,136 I mean. You could sooner get free food in a Chinese restaurant. 964 01:06:42,973 --> 01:06:44,941 But these motherfuckers love me. Man. 965 01:06:45,009 --> 01:06:48,206 They say. "No, man. Can't you just snort again?" 966 01:06:48,279 --> 01:06:51,214 And I'd lie and say, "Okay. I'm gonna snort. 967 01:06:51,282 --> 01:06:55,150 Just give me enough tor the weekend. I'm gonna snort it." 968 01:06:55,219 --> 01:06:57,449 "How much you want?" "A kilo." 969 01:07:00,057 --> 01:07:03,823 I don't know I'm a junkie. I weigh about 103. 970 01:07:05,029 --> 01:07:06,462 I looked like... 971 01:07:08,566 --> 01:07:11,501 Ain't been out of my room in eight weeks. 972 01:07:11,569 --> 01:07:13,662 Funk is my shadow. 973 01:07:13,737 --> 01:07:16,672 Funk be just hanging all over me, talkin' about... 974 01:07:16,740 --> 01:07:18,332 "Hey. Don't wash." 975 01:07:21,845 --> 01:07:25,747 Then finally. My old lady called Jim Brown up. 976 01:07:25,816 --> 01:07:29,650 - She said. "Jim gonna come over." - "Fuck Jim Brown! 977 01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:32,917 I'll show Jim Brown. I don't give a fuck. 978 01:07:32,990 --> 01:07:35,424 Nobody afraid of Jim Brown here." 979 01:07:35,492 --> 01:07:38,188 Jim was coming in the driveway. I got all nervous. 980 01:07:38,262 --> 01:07:39,752 "Who is it?" "Jim Brown." 981 01:07:39,830 --> 01:07:43,459 "Oh. Shit! This motherfucker ain't gonna scare me. Let me get my pipe." 982 01:07:43,534 --> 01:07:47,026 Pipe said. "Come on. Me and you will show Jim. Don't worry. 983 01:07:47,104 --> 01:07:49,766 Shit, Jim don't scare nobody." 984 01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:51,967 Jim come in the room. I started smokin'. 985 01:07:55,446 --> 01:07:57,539 "How're you doin'. Bro?" 986 01:07:58,782 --> 01:08:01,046 Jim had psychology. Jim'd go... 987 01:08:02,119 --> 01:08:03,984 "You wanna go roller-skatin'?" 988 01:08:14,732 --> 01:08:15,994 "Pipe." 989 01:08:16,066 --> 01:08:18,261 "Maybe you wanna go tor a ride." 990 01:08:36,587 --> 01:08:40,284 Jim say. "What you gonna do?" 991 01:08:41,425 --> 01:08:43,393 "What do you mean?" 992 01:08:43,460 --> 01:08:46,793 "What you gonna do about that shit?" 993 01:08:48,265 --> 01:08:49,926 "What? 994 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,093 I'm doin' what I wanna do." 995 01:08:54,805 --> 01:08:57,365 "I ain't afraid of you, you know. 996 01:08:57,441 --> 01:08:59,705 You ain't no movie star to me. 997 01:08:59,777 --> 01:09:02,541 I ain't scared of you. Motherfucker. I'm your friend. 998 01:09:02,613 --> 01:09:05,207 What you gonna do? 999 01:09:05,282 --> 01:09:09,616 You gonna get well, or you gonna end our friendship? 1000 01:09:09,687 --> 01:09:11,245 What you gonna do?" 1001 01:09:12,756 --> 01:09:15,247 The pipe said. "Don't listen. 1002 01:09:17,361 --> 01:09:19,727 He tryin' to fuck with you, Rich." 1003 01:09:20,831 --> 01:09:24,289 "Jim, I am a man." 1004 01:09:25,369 --> 01:09:27,394 "There ain't no doubt about that... 1005 01:09:27,471 --> 01:09:29,905 but what you gonna do?" 1006 01:09:29,973 --> 01:09:33,033 And Jim kept saying that all through the hall. 1007 01:09:33,110 --> 01:09:36,705 "What you gonna do?" "Leave me the fuck alone! 1008 01:09:36,780 --> 01:09:40,307 That's what I'm going to do... I'm getting the fuck away from you... 1009 01:09:40,384 --> 01:09:43,547 so I don't have to hear 'What you gonna do? ' 1010 01:09:43,620 --> 01:09:46,714 'Cause I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do. 1011 01:09:46,790 --> 01:09:48,417 Leave me the fuck alone!" 1012 01:09:53,497 --> 01:09:57,729 So Jim almost got me to the hospital... 1013 01:09:57,801 --> 01:10:02,795 but he had to go somewhere. Like to home to eat. 1014 01:10:02,873 --> 01:10:06,809 And I was in the room with the pipe. And the pipe said... 1015 01:10:06,877 --> 01:10:09,175 "Hey. Rich... 1016 01:10:09,246 --> 01:10:11,271 Jim's gone." 1017 01:10:11,348 --> 01:10:14,977 And it don't matter how many times you break them motherfuckers... 1018 01:10:15,052 --> 01:10:17,247 you go out and buy a new one. 1019 01:10:17,321 --> 01:10:19,687 This is an addiction. It's a monster. 1020 01:10:19,757 --> 01:10:24,126 It's pitiful. 'cause I ended up on the floor looking for shit. 1021 01:10:26,530 --> 01:10:29,397 "Well, let me smoke this." 1022 01:10:29,466 --> 01:10:32,230 It'd be a piece of log. Anything. 1023 01:10:32,302 --> 01:10:36,033 I'd say, "I wonder how my sleeve would taste." 1024 01:10:37,941 --> 01:10:42,139 I'll tell you one thing. Man. When that tire hits your ass... 1025 01:10:42,212 --> 01:10:44,646 that will sober your ass up quick. 1026 01:10:47,217 --> 01:10:50,709 I mean. I was standing there on fire. And something said... 1027 01:10:50,788 --> 01:10:52,949 "Why. That's a pretty blue. 1028 01:10:55,025 --> 01:10:58,756 You know what? That looks like fire!" 1029 01:11:00,230 --> 01:11:03,495 I'm talking about, tire is inspirational. 1030 01:11:04,735 --> 01:11:07,499 They should use it in the Olympics... 1031 01:11:07,571 --> 01:11:11,564 'cause I did the 100-yard dash in 4.3. 1032 01:11:14,511 --> 01:11:16,445 You know something I found out? 1033 01:11:16,513 --> 01:11:19,744 When you're on fire and running down the street... 1034 01:11:19,817 --> 01:11:22,615 people will get out of your way. 1035 01:11:24,988 --> 01:11:28,890 Except tor one old drunk. He's going. "Can I get a light? 1036 01:11:30,427 --> 01:11:34,523 How about it? Just a little oft the sleeve. Okay?" 1037 01:11:36,166 --> 01:11:40,364 You can tell you fucked up when you get to the hospital and the doctor go... 1038 01:11:42,506 --> 01:11:44,269 "Holy shit! 1039 01:11:44,341 --> 01:11:47,276 Why don't we get some cole slaw and serve this up?" 1040 01:11:54,852 --> 01:11:58,788 I was laying in the hospital with tubes and shit up my nose... 1041 01:11:58,856 --> 01:12:00,790 an I.V. In my arm... 1042 01:12:00,858 --> 01:12:04,385 and a brother come in wanting an autograph. 1043 01:12:04,461 --> 01:12:07,555 I mean. Steam and shit was still comin' off me. 1044 01:12:10,801 --> 01:12:12,962 Brother come in. "Hey, Rich. 1045 01:12:14,271 --> 01:12:15,863 Hey. Hom. 1046 01:12:19,409 --> 01:12:21,843 Can I get this autograph? 1047 01:12:22,846 --> 01:12:25,679 Come on. Let me have this last autograph." 1048 01:12:36,360 --> 01:12:40,319 And Jim was in the hospital every day when I was getting well. 1049 01:12:40,397 --> 01:12:44,163 He'd be there every day. Fire don't mean shit to Jim. 1050 01:12:44,234 --> 01:12:47,169 Fire jumped on Jim once. He said, "Hey!" 1051 01:12:50,574 --> 01:12:53,475 Jim would be there giving me strength. 1052 01:12:53,543 --> 01:12:56,034 I say. "Jim ain't never been hurt. So I can't show no pain. 1053 01:12:56,113 --> 01:12:58,513 I gotta show my strength. Try to get well." 1054 01:12:58,582 --> 01:13:01,016 I was doing real well. 'Cause nature is wonderful. 1055 01:13:01,084 --> 01:13:04,781 When you burn up. Your skin goes to sleep... 1056 01:13:04,855 --> 01:13:07,619 'cause nature says, "I can't deal with it"... 1057 01:13:07,691 --> 01:13:09,522 and just goes to sleep. 1058 01:13:09,593 --> 01:13:13,290 You don't feel shit for about three days, till your nerves wake up. 1059 01:13:13,363 --> 01:13:15,263 I didn't know that. 1060 01:13:15,332 --> 01:13:19,200 I figured. "I ain't feelin' nothin'. Everything's fine." 1061 01:13:19,269 --> 01:13:22,204 And at the hospital, doctors and shit, they're really great. 1062 01:13:22,272 --> 01:13:24,536 But there was a brother who worked as a nurse... 1063 01:13:24,608 --> 01:13:26,599 They're unique people work with burnt people... 1064 01:13:26,677 --> 01:13:29,874 'cause I don't know it I could work with no motherfucker burnt up. 1065 01:13:29,947 --> 01:13:33,383 You know what I mean? Put some butter on him and say. "That's it." 1066 01:13:36,687 --> 01:13:39,121 Go for what you know. Homes. 1067 01:13:39,189 --> 01:13:42,352 But these motherfuckers... This Larry Murphy used to come in. 1068 01:13:42,426 --> 01:13:45,725 "We're gonna wash you down. And you're gonna feel great. 1069 01:13:45,796 --> 01:13:48,230 We're gonna wash ya." He kept saying it. 1070 01:13:48,298 --> 01:13:50,732 "We're gonna put you in the tub and wash you." 1071 01:13:50,801 --> 01:13:53,326 "You're gonna wash me. When are you gonna wash me?" 1072 01:13:53,403 --> 01:13:56,895 "We're gonna wash you in a couple of days. We're gonna get you better." 1073 01:13:56,974 --> 01:13:59,534 "Yeah, motherfucker. Yeah. Wash me, will you please?" 1074 01:13:59,609 --> 01:14:01,577 I should've known something was wrong... 1075 01:14:01,645 --> 01:14:03,738 'cause this motherfucker come every day with this. 1076 01:14:03,814 --> 01:14:06,146 "Don't worry. We're gonna put you in the tub... 1077 01:14:06,216 --> 01:14:08,207 and it's gonna be all right." 1078 01:14:08,285 --> 01:14:12,449 I said, "I'm not worried. Motherfucker. Put my ass in the tub. 1079 01:14:12,522 --> 01:14:15,491 You know. Wash me. Shit." 1080 01:14:15,559 --> 01:14:17,550 "Come on. Don't worry." Third day. 1081 01:14:17,627 --> 01:14:19,822 "Are you all right? Today we're gonna put you in..." 1082 01:14:19,896 --> 01:14:23,332 "Yeah. Larry. You're gonna wash my ass in the tub. Okay? 1083 01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:25,163 Goddamn." 1084 01:14:25,235 --> 01:14:28,762 Then they take you in the room and get you in the tub... 1085 01:14:28,839 --> 01:14:31,103 with solutions. And you sit in the tub and say... 1086 01:14:31,174 --> 01:14:34,769 "Yeah. Motherfucker. Tub. Right. Gonna wash. I know." 1087 01:14:34,845 --> 01:14:37,939 - They say, "Feel this? It's a sponge." - I say. "It's a sponge, motherfucker. 1088 01:14:38,015 --> 01:14:40,950 So? Wash my ass." 1089 01:14:41,018 --> 01:14:43,509 "All right. Put your arms up. 'cause..." 1090 01:14:43,587 --> 01:14:45,077 "Wash me, motherfucker." 1091 01:14:45,155 --> 01:14:48,249 "Now it's time to wash you. Ready?" I said. "Yeah." Motherfucker said... 1092 01:15:14,885 --> 01:15:16,318 "Don't. 1093 01:15:18,555 --> 01:15:20,750 Don't wash me no more. 1094 01:15:21,591 --> 01:15:24,788 Not even my little finger. 1095 01:15:24,861 --> 01:15:26,123 No! 1096 01:15:28,698 --> 01:15:30,962 No, you will not. 1097 01:15:31,034 --> 01:15:34,663 Don't you wash a motherfuckin' thing. 1098 01:15:34,738 --> 01:15:38,333 I don't want you to touch my finger. 1099 01:15:38,408 --> 01:15:42,902 I don't want you to do a goddamn thing to me. 1100 01:15:42,979 --> 01:15:47,006 Don't wash me no motherfuckin' more. 1101 01:15:47,084 --> 01:15:51,111 And if you do, I'll bite you. You motherfucker. 1102 01:15:51,188 --> 01:15:54,851 Don't you wash me anymore. 1103 01:15:54,925 --> 01:15:58,554 I don't care if I die. Don't you wash me no more." 1104 01:16:01,565 --> 01:16:03,658 But they were wonderful. Man. 1105 01:16:10,540 --> 01:16:13,031 Pain sure stops racism quick. 1106 01:16:13,110 --> 01:16:16,602 Wasn't no color in there except burnt-up motherfuckers. 1107 01:16:19,716 --> 01:16:21,684 And we all got religious. 1108 01:16:22,919 --> 01:16:26,787 You find God quick when they find your ass dead. 1109 01:16:28,225 --> 01:16:32,252 I was watching TV one night, and they said I had died. 1110 01:16:32,329 --> 01:16:34,797 I was bandaged up, and they said... 1111 01:16:34,865 --> 01:16:36,799 "Richard Pryor died five minutes ago." 1112 01:16:47,577 --> 01:16:50,944 But I thank God every day. Jack. I do. 1113 01:16:51,014 --> 01:16:54,677 I say, "God. Thank you for not burning my dick." 1114 01:16:56,653 --> 01:16:59,315 'Cause most people said. "You've been punished by God." 1115 01:16:59,389 --> 01:17:02,916 I say, "No. If God wanted to punish my ass... 1116 01:17:02,993 --> 01:17:05,689 He'd have burnt my dick." 1117 01:17:05,762 --> 01:17:07,923 Now. That's some punishment... 1118 01:17:07,998 --> 01:17:11,456 'cause when that tire hit my ass. My dick went to work. 1119 01:17:11,535 --> 01:17:13,969 He said, "Emergency! 1120 01:17:14,037 --> 01:17:16,198 Piss. Come! Do something! 1121 01:17:16,273 --> 01:17:18,264 Keep the fire off the balls!" 1122 01:17:22,512 --> 01:17:25,106 And my chest was hollering. "Help!" The dick said... 1123 01:17:25,182 --> 01:17:29,278 "Fuck you! Go tor yourself! I'm protecting the balls! 1124 01:17:29,352 --> 01:17:31,013 Spit!" 1125 01:17:35,425 --> 01:17:37,689 You got a light? A match? 1126 01:17:37,761 --> 01:17:39,626 Can I have a match? 1127 01:17:39,696 --> 01:17:41,493 Thank you. 1128 01:17:44,201 --> 01:17:46,192 Don't do it! 1129 01:17:46,269 --> 01:17:48,100 Watch out. 1130 01:17:52,709 --> 01:17:54,540 Listen. Y'all... 1131 01:17:54,611 --> 01:17:57,546 have been wonderful to come and share this with us... 1132 01:17:57,614 --> 01:18:00,879 and I thank everyone connected with... 1133 01:18:08,558 --> 01:18:11,721 It's been a pleasure tor me to do this and get up here... 1134 01:18:11,795 --> 01:18:13,729 and I thank you very much. 1135 01:18:13,797 --> 01:18:18,166 I want to say y'all gave me a lot of love when I was not feeling well... 1136 01:18:18,235 --> 01:18:20,169 and I appreciate it. 1137 01:18:20,237 --> 01:18:22,296 Also, y'all did some... 1138 01:18:22,372 --> 01:18:24,306 Yeah. Applaud yourself. 1139 01:18:28,478 --> 01:18:32,812 Also. Y'all did some nasty-ass jokes on my ass too. 1140 01:18:32,882 --> 01:18:36,318 Yeah. Y'all didn't think I saw some of these motherfuckers. 1141 01:18:36,386 --> 01:18:40,322 Since you love me so much. I remember this one. 1142 01:18:40,390 --> 01:18:43,655 What's that? Richard Pryor running down the street. 94873

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