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Ladies and gentlemen,
live on the Sunset Strip, Richard Pryor!
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We are gathered here today...
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to make sure...
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everyone eats.
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If not each other...
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food.
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I was gonna talk about something
that's very serious...
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and I hope no one gets offended.
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I wanna talk about fucking.
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And sometimes I talk about it.
And a lot of people in the audience...
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don't know what I mean.
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So would you raise your hand
it you don't know what fucking is...
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so we can watch your ass
when you leave here?
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Because not enough fuckin'...
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goin' on in America.
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Americans. Reagan get in,
you stop fuckin'.
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We fucked when Carter was in.
We fucked all the time.
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There wasn't nothin' else to do.
"Hey. Let's fuck."
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President makin' a speech.
"Let's fuck."
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Reagan in. Now.
Everybody listen to this motherfucker.
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"We can't fuck now."
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I say get them
last few fucks in now.
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See. I know one of the advantages.
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When you're in show business,
the little extra treat you get...
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is that you get pussy.
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And, you know...
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the great pussy drought
of the '50s?
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I was caught up in that motherfucker.
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I'm talkin' about...
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I discovered masturbating by accident.
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I'm not lying. I was about ten.
I was in the tub.
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And that's when you used to
have to hold your dick with two fingers.
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You remember when you
was little like that?
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Right? I was in the tub.
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I said. "Hey.
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I'm on to something here.
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I bet Dad don't know about this."
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And then when you was young,
remember. Men...
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We didn't come or nothin'.
You just made that tunny feelin'.
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You know. You...
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First time I came, ejaculated.
Scared the fuck out of me. Man.
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I thought somethin' was wrong. Right?
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I was with this woman. I said.
"Look what the fuck you done did!"
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About an hour later though.
I was back goin'. "Can you do it again?"
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Women are so cool about sex.
They like it as much as we do.
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But they can be cooler.
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You say, "Do you wanna fuck?"
"No."
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And they go home and have
all that electrical equipment.
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I can't get off
behind that long shit.
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Nothin'.
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I remember one time
I got some Playboy bunny pussy.
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I thought I was in the big time.
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Goin' home with a Playboy bunny!
You dig?
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We was gonna have
a nice little midnight snack.
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I went to her apartment.
Her apartment was bad!
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It was one of those apartments that
if I don't get the pussy...
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I can fuck this couch.
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We started talkin'.
She had seen my act.
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She said, "I really like the way
you do those little kids in your act.
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Them's great.
Can you talk like a little kid?"
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I said. "What? Now?"
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"Yeah. Just do a little."
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"I feel funny. I mean... okay.
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You mean. Like, when I do this?
Like that?"
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She said, "Yeah."
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I say. "You like that. Huh?"
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And she started taking off clothes.
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And the more clothes she took oft.
The younger I got.
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When she got to her panties.
I was on the floor talking about...
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She gave birth to me about 9:30.
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Can I get some water?
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There was supposed to be
a stool and some water.
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Is it April Fools'?
Oh. This is the one.
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I have to walk way the fuck
over there to get some water.
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Thank you. Brother. Don't trip.
You're nervouser than me.
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Shit. Thank you.
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I wish I had had
a pitcher of that shit.
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Thank you.
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- What's in it?
- Huh? Water.
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As far as I know.
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I hope I don't start tripping.
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Did that...
Was that here all the time?
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That motherfucker been there
all the time?
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Wait a minute.
We don't know nothin'...
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but the photographic memory.
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This motherfucker was not here.
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See. We may not be literate.
But we visual than a motherfucker.
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Just needed a little water...
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to relax...
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calm down.
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'Cause I feel the tension
from you all.
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You all want me to do so well.
I want to do so well for you.
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But let's relax and enjoy...
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whatever the fuck happens.
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'Cause I got my check.
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I'm gonna tell you something.
I got so fuckin' nervous...
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myself. Today.
I forgot what the fuck I did.
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I was at home. I said,
"I know I do somethin'...
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'cause there's too many white folks
paying attention to me...
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for me not to be in jail and shit."
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I used to think
when I first started. I said...
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"Maybe I ain't tunny
no more. You know.
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Maybe I ain't angry at nothin'
tor real in my heart, you know."
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I'd just say.
"I'm just not mad about it.
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I don't get it. Motherfuckers wanna
kill yourselves. That's your business.
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Just don't do it on my porch."
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And it really takes a lot
to start workin' again on stage...
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because then your mind ain't there
and your spirit...
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and you're tryin' to go for it.
And greed is a bitch.
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Greed says, "Go ahead and do it.
They offer you so much money...
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and you're greedy."
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And then your manager
is larger than anything, right?
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He says. "But you're not like that.
You don't want to rip people oft.
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You try and do the best...
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and you go out there
and you make an ass of yourself...
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embarrass your friends.
Hold your dick."
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My greed does not exceed
my self-respect.
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My greed is good. Though.
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Greed is runnin'
a close motherfuckin' second.
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When I'm asleep. Greed is workin'
on the self-respect somewhere.
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"Say. Why don't you just do it
tor a little more?"
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But I do a lot of shit now that
I never did when I didn't have money.
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I didn't have the problems I have now,
like watchin' motherfuckers count it.
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I must drive my accountant crazy.
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I wake up at 3:00 in the morning going,
"Hey. Man, what the fuck?
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How much is it?
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Well. Prove it.
Bring it over."
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"But it's three in the morning."
"Fuck that. I want to see it now."
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And I got lawyers and shit. Lawyers
are some expensive motherfuckers.
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And I got lawyers and shit. Lawyers
are some expensive motherfuckers.
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I got a lawyer.
First week. The motherfucker...
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brought me a bill for $40,000.
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I said,
"Motherfucker. I just met you!"
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And lawyers,
they don't get upset. Right?
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"Goddamn it! Why is this..."
"Don't worry.
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Everything will be all right."
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"No, but I wanna know why you..."
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"Take it easy."
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And you leave there
feelin' like an asshole.
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You be goin',
"What the fuck am I yellin' about?
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They calm.
I'm just facing 47 years."
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Them motherfuckers will keep you
out of the penitentiary...
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and out of a lot of courts.
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But it's gonna cost a lot!
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Some people must say.
"Fuck it. I'll go to the penitentiary.
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You motherfuckers cost too much.
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I can do ten years in the penitentiary
and get off better...
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than these 30
you're gonna put on me."
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I met some lawyers, right?
I had a guy I'm suing.
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A black attorney who was my brother.
Right on.
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He was. It was beautiful.
My brother.
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The motherfucker took me
hook, line and sinker...
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on dry land.
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I don't know.
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I just know that this is wonderful.
Especially this suit...
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that I have on.
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I thought if I have a monkey,
me and this suit will be hot.
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'Cause I can't wear
this kind of shit real comfortable.
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You have to be cool. Billy Dee Williams
could hang in this motherfucker.
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Me, when I wear shit like this.
I'm always afraid...
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that one motherfucker somewhere
will say...
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"What you doin' in that red suit.
You ugly motherfucker?"
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I don't fuck around anymore,
since I got married.
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I am married.
I don't fuck around.
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That's right.
When you are married...
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say you don't fuck around
it you got any brains.
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My wife: "What? Did you fuck..."
"No, I was not fucking her.
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I don't care what you think you saw.
I was not fucking her.
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Now. Are you gonna believe me
or your lying eyes?
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I was not fucking her."
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And my wife... My wife
has been putting up with me...
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We went together six years
before the bitch landed me.
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She paid dues...
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'cause I am no day at the beach.
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I know I'm hard to get along with.
I know that...
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'cause I might wake up
in the morning and go...
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"Hey. Wake up.
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What was that shit
you said last February?"
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This is my forth, fifth, sixth marriage.
Eighth? I don't know.
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But I remember every woman
that I was ever in love with.
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I remember all 12 of them.
I really do.
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They were wonderful.
It's just...
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I've never been able to have a...
what they call sustain a relationship.
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That's what it's called now.
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In other words. When you stop wantin'
to be with the motherfucker, you leave.
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That's what I do.
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Most people hang around till the shit
get... makes you look ugly and shit...
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and you be hangin' out with a bitch
you don't want to be with.
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"Yeah. This is my lady."
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That gets you into feelings and shit.
When you get married... you have to feel.
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My wife says,
"Feel. Express your feelings.
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Darling, don't lock it up.
Just speak your mind."
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When I was just fuckin' around.
I didn't have to say shit but...
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"Can I fuck?
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Good-bye.
Here's the money for a cab."
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But now,
it's different when you're married.
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This is about the time
I've been married...
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and it's really exciting.
Because I really am trying.
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I really am trying.
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I'm telling you,
I'm fuckin' trying, okay?
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But it's hard to wake up and see
the same person all the fuckin' time.
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I know this works for women too.
I mean, it's the same motherfucker.
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All the time.
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"Thank you. Baby, but goddamn!
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Not today. Goddamn it.
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I don't want to fuck you anymore
tor eight months.
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Let's make our sexual life interesting.
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You go away for a year.
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When you come back,
we will fuck like rabbits."
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And my wife's always talkin' about
"express yourself."
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"Darling. Express
your feelings. Emotions.
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Try to talk.
Try to not be so physical.
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Learn how to speak.
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Try to talk.
Now. Darling, what is the problem?"
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"Bitch, I'm gonna kill you."
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My wife is white, and the first
two years we went together...
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she thought her name was
White Honky Bitch.
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She did.
She put up with the shit.
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I learned, though. After that,
'cause I was death on her.
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"White honky bitch,
and the black man this...
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and you don't know shit."
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But I stayed with the motherfucker.
I kept staying. I grew some.
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It can happen. It it happened to me.
It could happen to you.
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She's wonderful
about expressing yourself.
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I get mad, I can't even talk.
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The madder I get,
the quieter I get.
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My voice just goes down a notch,
especially...
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"Well. All right.
What I'm trying to do here..."
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Feelings are a hard fucking thing
to deal with.
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I don't give a fuck who you are.
It's not easy to be bullshittin'.
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But when you get them feelings.
Somebody touches that shit inside you...
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that shit be fuckin' with you.
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And women, I don't give a fuck.
You all can be so cool...
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00:18:07,828 --> 00:18:09,591
about turnin' a motherfucker oft.
235
00:18:09,663 --> 00:18:11,597
You love when a motherfucker
be in love with you...
236
00:18:11,665 --> 00:18:14,133
'cause you can be some nasty bitches.
237
00:18:14,201 --> 00:18:16,931
"Darling. Please don't leave me.
Just give me..."
238
00:18:17,004 --> 00:18:19,268
"Oh. God. Are you calling again?
239
00:18:23,243 --> 00:18:27,043
God, Richard, please.
Just don't do this to yourself.
240
00:18:31,551 --> 00:18:34,987
I mean, why don't you go home and bathe
or something like that.
241
00:18:35,055 --> 00:18:37,683
Just don't call here anymore.
Just a minute. John."
242
00:18:46,199 --> 00:18:49,134
How can women be so cool, though.
When you angry?
243
00:18:49,202 --> 00:18:51,932
"Don't you tell me! I love you!
Don't you see?"
244
00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:53,939
"Yes, dear. I'm going for a walk."
245
00:18:56,877 --> 00:18:58,845
"A walk?
246
00:18:58,912 --> 00:19:00,880
I wanna tight!"
247
00:19:03,483 --> 00:19:08,045
One night. I left the house
about 137 times.
248
00:19:08,121 --> 00:19:10,783
I did. I just said,
"Fuck you!"
249
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:15,051
And then I'd have to come back.
Like. You forget your keys.
250
00:19:15,128 --> 00:19:17,062
You ever leave and forget your keys?
251
00:19:17,130 --> 00:19:21,032
"Bitch! Yeah. Motherfucker!
252
00:19:21,101 --> 00:19:24,901
Yeah. Uh-huh!
Believe that shit!
253
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:29,170
Yeah. You'll see.
254
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,406
Oh, shit."
255
00:19:34,114 --> 00:19:37,379
Then you got to go
back in the house.
256
00:19:37,451 --> 00:19:42,218
Why come your old lady looks so good
after you've been away tor a while?
257
00:19:42,289 --> 00:19:44,883
You ever. Like. Get your heart broke?
258
00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:47,825
Men here.
You ever had your heart broke?
259
00:19:47,894 --> 00:19:50,260
Women get their heart broke, they cry.
260
00:19:50,330 --> 00:19:53,891
Men don't do that shit. Men hold
that shit in like it don't hurt...
261
00:19:53,967 --> 00:19:56,265
walkin' around
and get hit by trucks.
262
00:19:59,206 --> 00:20:01,106
"Didn't he see that truck?"
263
00:20:01,174 --> 00:20:03,335
"Motherfucker.
He wouldn't have seen a 747...
264
00:20:05,045 --> 00:20:07,513
'cause his heart was broken."
265
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:11,574
There's a feelin'... Gettin'
your motherfuckin' heart broke...
266
00:20:11,651 --> 00:20:13,642
it's like, I don't know.
267
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:18,714
Men cannot graduate till
a woman breaks your fuckin' heart.
268
00:20:18,792 --> 00:20:21,283
That is your diploma.
269
00:20:22,496 --> 00:20:26,364
It either kill you or make you fat.
270
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:29,925
I'm talkin' about that heartache
where your motherfuckin' heart be...
271
00:20:30,003 --> 00:20:31,971
hurtin' and shit, and you be...
272
00:20:32,038 --> 00:20:34,302
You can't even listen to music.
273
00:20:34,374 --> 00:20:37,832
Shit remind you. Like
"Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer."
274
00:20:37,911 --> 00:20:41,142
"That reminds me of my lady. God.
275
00:20:41,214 --> 00:20:43,876
She got a nose just like Rudolph."
276
00:20:47,087 --> 00:20:49,180
And you go out with other women
when you're in love...
277
00:20:49,256 --> 00:20:51,781
You go out with other women.
It don't mean shit. Right?
278
00:20:51,858 --> 00:20:55,021
You go out with other women.
And you hear their voices and go...
279
00:20:55,095 --> 00:20:57,359
"What is this bitch talkin' about?
280
00:20:59,866 --> 00:21:02,630
Why don't she just shut the fuck up?
281
00:21:02,702 --> 00:21:05,193
She ain't sayin' shit."
282
00:21:05,272 --> 00:21:08,298
'Cause it's hard to reestablish
yourself with other people...
283
00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:10,843
once you've been with a partner
tor a long time. Right?
284
00:21:10,911 --> 00:21:13,607
Especially if you get a good woman
that you really be in love with.
285
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:16,706
Usually. It's the man that fucks up.
We fuck up. Right?
286
00:21:16,783 --> 00:21:19,616
Then we can't find
them motherfuckers no more.
287
00:21:21,721 --> 00:21:26,090
And when you can't find her no more,
it look like she get better.
288
00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:28,093
Every time you see her.
She be beautiful...
289
00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:30,755
or with some other motherfucker
that looked good.
290
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:35,200
I be going,
"I wanna kill everybody.
291
00:21:35,268 --> 00:21:37,702
Everybody in the world."
292
00:21:37,771 --> 00:21:40,535
That's how you end up
in the penitentiary, jack.
293
00:21:40,607 --> 00:21:44,270
A lot of people in the penitentiary
killed their old ladies and shit...
294
00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:46,312
and boyfriends and shit like that.
295
00:21:46,379 --> 00:21:49,075
Just flip out.
"I don't give a fuck.
296
00:21:49,149 --> 00:21:52,949
At least I don't have
to look at them anymore."
297
00:21:53,019 --> 00:21:54,387
I went to a penitentiary
with Gene Wilder...
298
00:21:54,387 --> 00:21:55,149
I went to a penitentiary
with Gene Wilder...
299
00:21:55,222 --> 00:22:00,489
I did a movie. Not me personally.
I went to do a film in a penitentiary.
300
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,494
I was up there six weeks.
301
00:22:02,562 --> 00:22:05,395
Arizona State Penitentiary.
302
00:22:05,465 --> 00:22:08,229
It was some...
Oh. You're applauding for that?
303
00:22:09,636 --> 00:22:12,434
Arizona State Penitentiary
real popular?
304
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:19,244
It was strange because
305
00:22:19,312 --> 00:22:23,942
What's strange about that is that
there are no black people in Arizona.
306
00:22:28,488 --> 00:22:31,685
I'm not lying.
They bus motherfuckers in.
307
00:22:32,993 --> 00:22:35,757
I was up there,
and I looked at all the brothers...
308
00:22:35,829 --> 00:22:37,763
and it made my heart ache.
You know...
309
00:22:37,831 --> 00:22:39,765
seeing all these beautiful
black men in the joint.
310
00:22:39,833 --> 00:22:43,166
Goddamn warriors should be out there
helping the masses.
311
00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:46,034
I felt that way.
I was real naive. Right?
312
00:22:46,106 --> 00:22:49,098
And the six weeks I was up there,
I talked to the brothers.
313
00:22:49,175 --> 00:22:53,475
I talked to them.
And thank God we got penitentiaries.
314
00:23:05,258 --> 00:23:09,456
I asked this one. "Why did you
kill everybody in the house?"
315
00:23:12,332 --> 00:23:14,266
The guy said, "They was home."
316
00:23:20,807 --> 00:23:24,538
I mean. Murderers.
Do you hear me?
317
00:23:24,611 --> 00:23:26,602
Real. Live murderers.
318
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,649
I thought black people
killed people by accident.
319
00:23:29,716 --> 00:23:32,685
No. These motherfuckers was murderers.
320
00:23:32,752 --> 00:23:35,915
I met one brother. His name was J-Bone.
Motherfucker could lift weights.
321
00:23:35,989 --> 00:23:39,948
He was in charge.
Muscles every-motherfuckin'-where.
322
00:23:40,026 --> 00:23:43,962
He was doing a sentence...
triple life.
323
00:23:44,030 --> 00:23:47,522
How in the fuck
do you do triple life?
324
00:23:49,202 --> 00:23:53,639
I mean. That mean
if he die and come back...
325
00:23:53,707 --> 00:23:56,301
he got to go to the penitentiary.
326
00:23:57,577 --> 00:23:59,169
Right?
327
00:24:01,081 --> 00:24:03,015
They'll say, "Fuck kindergarten.
328
00:24:03,083 --> 00:24:05,711
Get your little ass back
in the penitentiary. Motherfucker.
329
00:24:05,785 --> 00:24:07,946
You know what you did
last time you was here."
330
00:24:09,356 --> 00:24:11,950
And Gene Wilder loved to jump
in the middle of the killers...
331
00:24:12,025 --> 00:24:14,550
and start talkin'.
"Hi. Guys. How you doin'?"
332
00:24:14,627 --> 00:24:17,118
I said. "Gene.
Bring your ass out of there."
333
00:24:17,197 --> 00:24:20,792
"What do you think they'd do to us if we
were here. Rich?" I'd say. "Fuck us."
334
00:24:26,773 --> 00:24:28,741
And Gene would say.
"I'm not homosexual."
335
00:24:28,808 --> 00:24:30,935
"Homosexual ain't got nothin'
to do with it.
336
00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:33,411
They don't fuck you
'cause you like it.
337
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:36,540
They just fuck you just to see
that look on your face."
338
00:24:44,491 --> 00:24:48,291
I met one dude...
kidnap, murder tour times.
339
00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:50,921
I thought three times.
That was your ass. Right?
340
00:24:50,997 --> 00:24:52,931
No. I said. "What happened?"
341
00:24:52,999 --> 00:24:55,695
"I can't get the shit right.
342
00:24:55,769 --> 00:24:58,101
But I'm gettin' paroled in two years.
Brother Rich.
343
00:24:58,171 --> 00:25:01,004
I'm gonna fire it up.
I got some contacts outside.
344
00:25:01,074 --> 00:25:04,009
You know what I mean?"
I said, "Yeah, I know what you mean."
345
00:25:05,745 --> 00:25:10,011
See. I wanna know when
this motherfucker gettin' out...
346
00:25:10,083 --> 00:25:12,745
who he gonna be with.
347
00:25:12,819 --> 00:25:16,152
And it I see him in my neighborhood.
I'm just gonna shoot the motherfucker.
348
00:25:17,690 --> 00:25:20,022
'Cause I do not want to be kidnapped.
349
00:25:20,093 --> 00:25:22,721
Take no chance no motherfucker
callin' up my wife...
350
00:25:22,796 --> 00:25:27,130
talkin' about sendin' some money.
'Cause that's really my ass.
351
00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:30,965
"Well. Don't fuck up the suit.
352
00:25:31,037 --> 00:25:33,505
That's what we gonna bury him in."
353
00:25:33,573 --> 00:25:35,768
I'm gonna take my chances. 'cause...
354
00:25:35,942 --> 00:25:40,003
Damn if I'm gonna be kidnapped,
puttin' my hands behind my back.
355
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,981
They always like to make you put
your hands behind your back and shit...
356
00:25:43,049 --> 00:25:45,142
and then fuck with you
a little while.
357
00:25:45,218 --> 00:25:47,948
I say, "No. Motherfucker.
Blow my face oft with the shotgun...
358
00:25:48,021 --> 00:25:50,854
while I got my hands on your nuts."
359
00:25:52,859 --> 00:25:56,659
So there'll be some evidence. Right?
360
00:25:56,729 --> 00:25:58,924
The police come in:
"Open his hand.
361
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,995
Well, this guy's
gonna be easy to find.
362
00:26:04,504 --> 00:26:07,132
He's gonna show up to the hospital
sooner or later."
363
00:26:12,011 --> 00:26:15,310
They always put that shotgun on you.
You ain't got to do shit.
364
00:26:15,381 --> 00:26:18,009
That's easy to say.
But in real life we all know...
365
00:26:18,084 --> 00:26:22,919
a shotgun. Your hand will
automatically jump behind your back.
366
00:26:22,989 --> 00:26:27,016
Even it you don't want it to.
Your hand will say. "Fuck you!
367
00:26:27,093 --> 00:26:29,561
It's a shotgun. Asshole!
368
00:26:29,629 --> 00:26:33,395
Give me that rope.
I'll tie myself.
369
00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:35,593
Is this a good knot?"
370
00:26:38,571 --> 00:26:41,870
Everybody like to be brave
in the real situation. Right?
371
00:26:41,941 --> 00:26:44,171
But we ain't so brave sometimes,
you know?
372
00:26:44,244 --> 00:26:47,475
Sometimes you be brave.
Most of the time. We just ordinary...
373
00:26:47,547 --> 00:26:50,448
hope we don't get in no situation
where you have to be brave.
374
00:26:50,517 --> 00:26:52,712
That's how the Nazis
fucked over people.
375
00:26:52,785 --> 00:26:56,983
'Cause most people are basically decent.
Them Nazis just run over motherfuckers.
376
00:26:57,056 --> 00:26:59,081
Black people always say.
"I'd have told them Nazis..."
377
00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:01,093
You wouldn't have
told them Nazis shit.
378
00:27:04,397 --> 00:27:07,628
'Cause them motherfuckers didn't play.
You'd be out there talkin' about...
379
00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:11,727
"Hey. Motherfucker! Mr. Nazi!"
380
00:27:11,804 --> 00:27:14,602
"What is this?"
381
00:27:14,674 --> 00:27:17,939
"Oh, nothin', just. Uh...
382
00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:23,074
Just fuckin' around. Jack.
Like them boots you got on. Hom."
383
00:27:26,619 --> 00:27:29,247
And in the penitentiary.
They got all them racist groups.
384
00:27:29,322 --> 00:27:33,520
They got the white groups.
They act like they're in New York.
385
00:27:35,261 --> 00:27:37,752
They got the Nazi party and the...
386
00:27:37,830 --> 00:27:40,025
What do they call it?
The Klu Klux Klan.
387
00:27:40,099 --> 00:27:44,229
The Mexicans got them gangs
you can't pronounce the names.
388
00:27:44,304 --> 00:27:47,296
And they don't wear no shirts.
389
00:27:47,373 --> 00:27:52,003
The black people got the Mau Maus
and the Muslims, Double Muslims.
390
00:27:52,078 --> 00:27:56,208
Them's the ones you don't fuck with...
them Double Muslims.
391
00:27:56,282 --> 00:27:59,308
'Cause them motherfuckers
can't wait to get to Allah...
392
00:28:02,488 --> 00:28:05,082
and want to take
eight or nine motherfuckers with them.
393
00:28:08,127 --> 00:28:10,823
I used to be a thief,
and I wasn't very good.
394
00:28:10,897 --> 00:28:12,831
I always got caught.
395
00:28:12,899 --> 00:28:15,129
I would steal from neighbors.
396
00:28:15,201 --> 00:28:19,535
I wouldn't take no chances
on gettin' caught too far from home.
397
00:28:19,606 --> 00:28:23,474
I'd go over to the neighbors' house.
Wipe them motherfuckers out.
398
00:28:23,543 --> 00:28:25,670
I paid them all back now.
I try to go back to Peoria.
399
00:28:25,745 --> 00:28:29,772
I'm ashamed of myself. "Miss Johnson.
I'm sorry I bust in your house."
400
00:28:29,849 --> 00:28:33,046
"I knew it was you, boy."
401
00:28:34,721 --> 00:28:37,121
I don't know why I would steal.
402
00:28:37,190 --> 00:28:40,284
My grandfather was in business.
My family was in business.
403
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,454
My grandmother owned. Like,
three or tour brothels.
404
00:28:43,529 --> 00:28:48,091
My grandfather had a pool hall
called "Pops Pool Room."
405
00:28:48,167 --> 00:28:50,567
My uncle had a pool room.
So there was money in the family.
406
00:28:50,637 --> 00:28:52,571
I was a lucky black child...
407
00:28:52,639 --> 00:28:55,369
'cause I never went through
no hard times.
408
00:28:57,510 --> 00:29:00,206
It was hard. If you wasn't poor.
You couldn't get no pussy.
409
00:29:01,914 --> 00:29:05,077
They say, "We fuck just to
keep our minds off eatin'."
410
00:29:12,191 --> 00:29:14,125
I live in Hawaii in a place...
411
00:29:14,193 --> 00:29:17,594
I wanted to go to a place where there
was no people. And I found the place.
412
00:29:17,664 --> 00:29:21,828
There's 500 people live where I live.
And they're brown.
413
00:29:21,901 --> 00:29:24,734
I like that because
you can sleep at night.
414
00:29:24,804 --> 00:29:28,831
'Cause you live around white people
in the country, anything can happen.
415
00:29:31,678 --> 00:29:34,704
Not that I don't trust white people.
It's just in the night.
416
00:29:34,781 --> 00:29:36,715
You know what I mean?
417
00:29:37,950 --> 00:29:40,714
Something happens to white people
when you start drinkin'...
418
00:29:40,787 --> 00:29:43,984
and when you hear one of
them motherfuckers go. "Yee-haw!"
419
00:29:48,027 --> 00:29:50,086
You know what I mean?
420
00:29:50,163 --> 00:29:53,496
It makes the hair
on the back of my neck stand up...
421
00:29:53,566 --> 00:29:56,467
'cause I know what's next.
422
00:29:56,536 --> 00:30:02,031
That "yee-haw" means get a rope
and get a black motherfucker.
423
00:30:02,108 --> 00:30:06,306
"Why do they have the greatest
kind of resistance against a rope?
424
00:30:06,379 --> 00:30:10,179
You can lasso a white guy.
He won't do nothin'.
425
00:30:10,249 --> 00:30:13,116
Black one. They kinda jerk away."
426
00:30:18,291 --> 00:30:21,454
I like those guys:
"You wanna sign this tor my sister?"
427
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:32,403
"Hey. Buddy, you wanna kiss my girl?
But not on the lips."
428
00:30:33,339 --> 00:30:34,806
I say, "Okay."
429
00:30:45,418 --> 00:30:47,613
Racism is a bitch.
White people, you gotta know.
430
00:30:47,687 --> 00:30:51,646
It fucks you up. But what it does
to black people is a bitch.
431
00:30:51,724 --> 00:30:55,160
It's hard enough being a human being.
432
00:30:55,228 --> 00:30:57,822
It's really fuckin' hard enough
just to be that.
433
00:30:57,897 --> 00:31:03,028
Just to go through everyday life
without murdering a motherfucker.
434
00:31:03,102 --> 00:31:07,698
It's hard enough just to walk
through life decent. As a person.
435
00:31:07,774 --> 00:31:10,937
But here is another element
added to it when you're black.
436
00:31:11,010 --> 00:31:13,137
Them mothers got
that little edge on us.
437
00:31:13,212 --> 00:31:15,578
It's enough to make you crazy.
438
00:31:16,749 --> 00:31:19,081
'Cause it you're in an argument
with another man...
439
00:31:19,152 --> 00:31:21,484
he may be white,
but it's man on man for a minute... -
440
00:31:21,554 --> 00:31:24,682
and the shit get rough.
He end up calling you "nigger."
441
00:31:24,757 --> 00:31:26,691
You go, "Oh. Shit.
442
00:31:27,894 --> 00:31:29,691
Fuck.
443
00:31:29,762 --> 00:31:32,026
Now I ain't no man no more.
I'm nigger now.
444
00:31:32,098 --> 00:31:34,396
I got to argue with that shit...
445
00:31:34,467 --> 00:31:38,369
and. fuck.
Throw my balance all off now."
446
00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:42,807
It's an ugly thing. I hope that someday
they give it up. 'cause it don't work.
447
00:31:49,749 --> 00:31:51,717
It's nice to have pride
about your shit.
448
00:31:51,784 --> 00:31:56,221
I went home to the motherland.
Everybody should go home. To Africa.
449
00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:59,781
Everybody, especially black people.
450
00:31:59,859 --> 00:32:02,259
Really, man, there is
so much to see there...
451
00:32:02,328 --> 00:32:04,922
tor the eye and the heart
of the black people.
452
00:32:04,997 --> 00:32:07,227
White people. You'll go there
and you'll get ideas.
453
00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:09,234
"Well. That's the way black people
in America should be...
454
00:32:09,302 --> 00:32:11,327
walking around with sticks."
455
00:32:11,404 --> 00:32:14,965
You'll get the wrong idea.
But, man...
456
00:32:15,041 --> 00:32:17,373
I was gonna find my roots. Right?
457
00:32:17,443 --> 00:32:20,139
Seven hundred million black people.
458
00:32:20,213 --> 00:32:22,613
Not one of them motherfuckers
knew me.
459
00:32:24,083 --> 00:32:27,575
I looked in every phone book
in Africa.
460
00:32:27,653 --> 00:32:30,554
I didn't find one goddamn Pryor.
461
00:32:32,859 --> 00:32:36,192
I saw one familiar name:
J-Bone Walker.
462
00:32:36,262 --> 00:32:38,924
I called that up.
They say he's in Arizona.
463
00:32:45,671 --> 00:32:49,732
But there's nothin' like goin'
and seein' nothin' but black.
464
00:32:49,809 --> 00:32:55,111
Black people. From the wino
to the president. It's black people.
465
00:32:55,181 --> 00:32:57,308
And it's. Like, fair.
You know what I mean?
466
00:32:57,383 --> 00:33:00,011
You go someplace.
You're on liberated land.
467
00:33:00,086 --> 00:33:03,351
I said, "These motherfuckers
kick ass and got their country.
468
00:33:03,422 --> 00:33:05,982
And I'm on the land.
It's black people."
469
00:33:06,058 --> 00:33:09,789
I mean. Black. Original black.
470
00:33:09,862 --> 00:33:11,557
You understand "black"?
471
00:33:11,631 --> 00:33:14,122
I mean. So many black people,
it made me realize...
472
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,725
somebody in my family
had been lying to me.
473
00:33:21,807 --> 00:33:24,503
It's nice. As you land at the airport.
You look out the window...
474
00:33:24,577 --> 00:33:26,511
and see the black people and say.
"Oh. Wow!"
475
00:33:26,579 --> 00:33:28,547
People are the same.
476
00:33:28,614 --> 00:33:31,412
The people in Africa
fuck over your luggage...
477
00:33:31,484 --> 00:33:33,509
just like the people in New York.
478
00:33:36,289 --> 00:33:38,655
You know what's funny?
To walk down the street...
479
00:33:38,724 --> 00:33:41,192
and see white people
looking tor each other.
480
00:33:43,296 --> 00:33:45,457
They'd be surrounded, and...
481
00:33:55,074 --> 00:33:59,636
Every black person I saw there seemed
to remind me of someone from here.
482
00:33:59,712 --> 00:34:03,546
I'd walk down the street and go, "That
motherfucker looked like Joe Frazier!"
483
00:34:04,784 --> 00:34:06,684
I'd say, "Goddamn!"
484
00:34:06,752 --> 00:34:11,155
He'd be the president of the bank.
I'd go, "Goddamn!
485
00:34:11,223 --> 00:34:14,351
I wish Joe Frazier
could see this motherfucker!"
486
00:34:14,427 --> 00:34:16,725
Or someone here. Like,
is a wino...
487
00:34:16,796 --> 00:34:19,287
you see him over there.
They be a diplomat.
488
00:34:19,365 --> 00:34:21,230
You go, "Willie the wino!
489
00:34:21,300 --> 00:34:23,393
Goddamn!
490
00:34:23,469 --> 00:34:26,495
Get down, Willie!"
491
00:34:26,572 --> 00:34:29,837
This was. I don't know.
Special to me, man.
492
00:34:29,909 --> 00:34:32,537
I went to the jungle,
the real jungle.
493
00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:35,877
Not that shit Tarzan live in.
494
00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:39,907
Tarzan wouldn't last a week in Africa.
495
00:34:39,986 --> 00:34:44,082
"Where's Tarzan?"
"You mean the crazy white man?
496
00:34:44,156 --> 00:34:46,647
He in the trees with cheetah."
497
00:34:46,726 --> 00:34:49,320
"Where's Jane?"
"She whoring in Nairobi."
498
00:34:51,197 --> 00:34:53,256
'Cause when you go out in the bush...
499
00:34:53,332 --> 00:34:55,357
you see animals...
500
00:34:55,434 --> 00:34:57,664
I mean, animals that are tree
look different...
501
00:34:57,737 --> 00:34:59,932
than that shit we see in the zoo.
502
00:35:00,006 --> 00:35:02,406
You know them animals
you fuck over at the zoo?
503
00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:05,308
You see the lion at the zoo.
You be talkin' about...
504
00:35:10,883 --> 00:35:12,874
You walk by. "Hey. Lion."
505
00:35:15,788 --> 00:35:18,780
I like the monkeys in the zoo.
'Cause they throw their shit on you.
506
00:35:20,826 --> 00:35:23,556
They'd be pickin' and shit.
They watch you, and one of 'em go...
507
00:35:26,732 --> 00:35:29,792
And then everybody laughs.
"Oh, he's so cute.
508
00:35:29,869 --> 00:35:32,929
Oh, aren't the monkeys cute?"
509
00:35:33,005 --> 00:35:35,166
Why do people think
bears are happy in the zoo?
510
00:35:35,241 --> 00:35:37,175
"Look at the bear. He's so happy."
Motherfucker's talkin' about...
511
00:35:37,243 --> 00:35:38,835
"Let me out.
512
00:35:40,212 --> 00:35:42,271
Just give me a break.
513
00:35:42,348 --> 00:35:45,442
If I could get a hand
on one of you motherfuckers.
514
00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:47,918
Oh. I'll tear your ass up.
515
00:35:49,588 --> 00:35:53,046
I ain't had no pussy in 12 years!
516
00:35:53,125 --> 00:35:56,322
Send me a motherfuckin' panda.
517
00:35:56,395 --> 00:35:58,761
Bitch ain't even got a pussy.
518
00:35:58,831 --> 00:36:00,958
They're wonderin' why
we ain't got no babies"
519
00:36:03,135 --> 00:36:06,935
But in the jungle,
if you see a rabbit you get nervous.
520
00:36:07,006 --> 00:36:09,270
'Cause a rabbit be lookin' at you...
521
00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:14,646
"Roll the window up. Dear."
"It's just a rabbit."
522
00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:16,739
"Fuck you.
523
00:36:16,816 --> 00:36:18,977
Ain't no rabbit
ever looked at me like that."
524
00:36:20,753 --> 00:36:25,281
And you see a lion in the jungle,
that's what they look like... lions.
525
00:36:25,357 --> 00:36:27,291
Motherfucker be in the bush
talkin' about...
526
00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:30,495
"Yeah. Get your ass out of the car.
527
00:36:33,833 --> 00:36:37,291
And bring that camera with you.
528
00:36:37,369 --> 00:36:39,428
'Cause we gonna eat all that shit."
529
00:36:43,943 --> 00:36:48,744
I saw three lionesses chase down.
Like, a cape buffalo.
530
00:36:48,814 --> 00:36:51,749
That's the baddest motherfucker
on four legs...
531
00:36:51,817 --> 00:36:53,842
except for these bitches
chasin' it.
532
00:36:56,055 --> 00:36:59,821
And the lionesses. They work around
in teams. Give signals
533
00:36:59,892 --> 00:37:02,190
You know they can't talk.
534
00:37:06,165 --> 00:37:08,395
And the buffalo
saw one of them, right?
535
00:37:08,467 --> 00:37:11,061
He tipped away from the rest
of the herd.
536
00:37:15,941 --> 00:37:19,604
And them two others jumped on his ass.
The other buffalo said...
537
00:37:19,678 --> 00:37:22,044
"The motherfucker didn't warn us.
Fuck him."
538
00:37:22,114 --> 00:37:25,709
And you know how
a buzzard circles in the movies?
539
00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:28,049
These motherfuckers
drove up in a truck.
540
00:37:29,488 --> 00:37:32,218
Talkin' about. "What it is?"
541
00:37:34,794 --> 00:37:37,957
Cheetah, man, is the weirdest thing
to see go chase something...
542
00:37:38,030 --> 00:37:40,157
'cause you don't see nothin' but dust.
543
00:37:40,232 --> 00:37:42,530
I saw two cheetahs.
It looked like they were talkin'...
544
00:37:42,601 --> 00:37:45,035
about jumpin' on some gazelle.
545
00:37:45,104 --> 00:37:47,572
"You want to go after that herd?"
546
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,632
"Say, nah. Man,
they're too close. Shit.
547
00:37:52,611 --> 00:37:55,102
Why don't we give 'em
another 100 yards.
548
00:37:56,515 --> 00:37:59,916
How's the wife and family. Man?
549
00:37:59,985 --> 00:38:02,385
You know. It's gonna be
tourist season soon.
550
00:38:02,454 --> 00:38:08,051
I got an arm last year.
They're about far enough. You ready?"
551
00:38:21,974 --> 00:38:25,774
The gazelles and shit
hear them motherfuckers.
552
00:38:25,845 --> 00:38:28,712
They'd be eating and hear 'em and just
start runnin'. They wouldn't even look.
553
00:38:28,781 --> 00:38:30,646
"Run!"
554
00:38:30,716 --> 00:38:33,048
And the motherfucker
that can't hear is in trouble.
555
00:38:33,118 --> 00:38:35,985
"What?"
"Cheetah!"
556
00:38:36,055 --> 00:38:39,582
"Huh?"
"Cheetah!"
557
00:38:39,658 --> 00:38:43,116
"What?"
"Cheetah!"
558
00:38:43,195 --> 00:38:45,220
"What'd you say?"
559
00:38:45,297 --> 00:38:48,755
"It's your ass!"
"I got ya."
560
00:38:48,834 --> 00:38:52,964
I saw one of them gazelles
make a move on a cheetah.
561
00:38:53,038 --> 00:38:55,905
It was embarrassing.
The cheetah got pissed off too...
562
00:38:55,975 --> 00:38:58,637
'cause he was ready to get the gazelle.
And the gazelle said...
563
00:39:00,112 --> 00:39:03,570
And that motherfucker tell 400 yards
trying to stop.
564
00:39:03,649 --> 00:39:06,277
And got up:
"I'm gonna get you. Motherfucker.
565
00:39:06,352 --> 00:39:08,286
Make me look bad"
566
00:39:13,359 --> 00:39:15,350
We picked up a hitchhiker one day.
567
00:39:15,427 --> 00:39:18,988
An African man got in the car.
And he had that odor.
568
00:39:19,064 --> 00:39:21,532
You know?
This motherfucker had odor!
569
00:39:24,904 --> 00:39:28,431
He was in the car.
You be drivin'. That odor was...
570
00:39:36,715 --> 00:39:38,774
And he'd lean over to point...
571
00:39:45,157 --> 00:39:48,615
And you'd be, you know...
"Goddamn!
572
00:39:48,694 --> 00:39:51,527
I know my people. But goddamn!"
573
00:39:55,801 --> 00:39:59,703
And I looked in the rear view mirror.
And this motherfucker was goin'...
574
00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:01,740
"Oh, shit!
575
00:40:01,807 --> 00:40:05,470
That motherfuckin' cologne
and shit they got on.
576
00:40:05,544 --> 00:40:07,842
Stinkin' motherfuckers. Boy.
577
00:40:07,913 --> 00:40:10,177
I don't know how
I can take this shit."
578
00:40:10,249 --> 00:40:13,343
He had his head out the window
tryin' to get air and shit.
579
00:40:13,419 --> 00:40:16,445
He's goin'. "Goddamn!"
He just ended up makin' us stop.
580
00:40:16,522 --> 00:40:20,515
"Let me out of this motherfucker. I'll
walk. Fuck it. You motherfuckers stink.
581
00:40:20,592 --> 00:40:22,651
Kiss my ass."
582
00:40:31,870 --> 00:40:35,670
One thing I got out of it was magic.
I'd like to share it with you.
583
00:40:35,741 --> 00:40:38,801
I was leavin',
and I was sittin' in the hotel...
584
00:40:38,877 --> 00:40:43,371
and a voice said to me.
"Look around. What do you see?"
585
00:40:43,449 --> 00:40:47,613
And I said. "I see all colors
of people doing everything."
586
00:40:47,686 --> 00:40:52,146
And the voice said,
"Do you see any niggers?"
587
00:40:52,224 --> 00:40:53,919
And I said. "No."
588
00:40:56,428 --> 00:40:59,659
And it say. "You know why?
'Cause there aren't any."
589
00:40:59,732 --> 00:41:02,792
And it hit me like a shot, man.
590
00:41:02,868 --> 00:41:05,302
I started cryin' and shit.
I was sittin' there and said...
591
00:41:05,371 --> 00:41:08,932
"Yeah. I've been here three weeks.
I haven't even said it.
592
00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:11,272
I haven't even thought it."
593
00:41:11,343 --> 00:41:14,972
And it made me say.
"Oh. My God. I've been wrong.
594
00:41:15,047 --> 00:41:17,880
I've been wrong.
I've got to regroup my shit."
595
00:41:17,950 --> 00:41:21,716
I said, "I ain't gonna never call
another black man a nigger."
596
00:41:26,658 --> 00:41:29,058
You know. 'cause
we never was no niggers.
597
00:41:29,128 --> 00:41:33,497
That's a word that's used
to describe our own wretchedness.
598
00:41:33,565 --> 00:41:37,365
And we perpetuate it now,
'cause it's dead.
599
00:41:37,436 --> 00:41:39,370
That word's dead.
We're men and women.
600
00:41:39,438 --> 00:41:44,000
We come from the first people
on the Earth.
601
00:41:44,076 --> 00:41:46,044
You know?
602
00:41:46,111 --> 00:41:49,877
The first people on the Earth
were black people.
603
00:41:49,948 --> 00:41:54,078
'Cause anthropologists...
white anthropologists...
604
00:41:54,153 --> 00:41:56,747
The white people go.
"That could be true, you know."
605
00:41:58,724 --> 00:42:02,251
Yeah. Dr. Leakey and them
found people remains...
606
00:42:02,327 --> 00:42:04,818
five million years ago in Africa.
607
00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:07,798
You know them motherfuckers
didn't speak French.
608
00:42:09,001 --> 00:42:12,437
So black people,
we the first people that had thought.
609
00:42:12,504 --> 00:42:16,907
We were the first ones to say.
"Where the fuck am I?
610
00:42:16,975 --> 00:42:19,273
And how do you get to Detroit?"
611
00:42:27,419 --> 00:42:29,580
So you can take it
for what it's worth.
612
00:42:29,655 --> 00:42:32,920
I ain't tryin' to preach. I'm just
talkin' about my feelings about it.
613
00:42:32,991 --> 00:42:35,755
And I don't want them hip white people
calling me no nigger...
614
00:42:35,828 --> 00:42:37,762
or telling me nigger jokes.
615
00:42:37,830 --> 00:42:40,355
I don't like it.
616
00:42:40,432 --> 00:42:42,491
I'm just fellin' you
it's uncomfortable to me.
617
00:42:42,568 --> 00:42:44,661
I don't like it
when black people say it to me.
618
00:42:44,736 --> 00:42:47,796
I really don't no more.
It's nothin'. It don't mean nothin'.
619
00:42:47,873 --> 00:42:50,569
So I love you all,
and you can take that with you.
620
00:42:50,642 --> 00:42:52,576
I guess you all say...
621
00:43:03,155 --> 00:43:06,818
I think the only brave thing
I might have ever done in my life...
622
00:43:06,892 --> 00:43:11,591
was once I worked
at a Mafia nightclub.
623
00:43:11,663 --> 00:43:15,463
Out in Youngstown. Ohio.
I was 19.
624
00:43:15,534 --> 00:43:20,938
I was 19 years old. Right?
And I didn't know shit about the Mafia.
625
00:43:21,006 --> 00:43:23,531
My father was the baddest motherfucker
I had ever seen.
626
00:43:24,977 --> 00:43:27,605
So the Mafia didn't mean shit to me.
627
00:43:27,679 --> 00:43:30,409
I did not relate to the Mafia.
628
00:43:30,482 --> 00:43:34,248
I worked with this lady. Satin Doll.
She was the star of the show.
629
00:43:34,319 --> 00:43:37,686
Beautiful black stripper. Right?
'Cause usually in those days...
630
00:43:37,756 --> 00:43:41,852
in clubs they had a singer
and a stripper and a M.C.
631
00:43:41,927 --> 00:43:46,694
I was the M.C., and she was
the first black star I ever met.
632
00:43:46,765 --> 00:43:49,393
Duke Ellington had written
a tune about her.
633
00:43:49,468 --> 00:43:51,402
That's what she used to
dance to and act.
634
00:43:51,470 --> 00:43:53,938
She was beautiful.
She was 60 then.
635
00:43:55,007 --> 00:43:57,407
Oh. This bitch was fine though. Man.
636
00:43:57,476 --> 00:44:00,536
I'm not lyin'.
Lena Horne didn't have shit on her.
637
00:44:00,612 --> 00:44:03,308
And she was cryin' backstage...
638
00:44:03,382 --> 00:44:06,374
"I gotta get to Buffalo.
They won't pay me."
639
00:44:06,451 --> 00:44:09,113
I said, "Who won't pay you?"
"Club owners."
640
00:44:09,188 --> 00:44:13,249
I said. "Oh, them motherfuckers
are gonna pay me. Bet that."
641
00:44:14,593 --> 00:44:19,155
This is how ignorant I was.
I had a cap pistol.
642
00:44:20,866 --> 00:44:23,027
You know. Them blank starter pistols.
643
00:44:23,101 --> 00:44:25,763
I busted into the office with this
motherfucker. Talkin' about...
644
00:44:25,837 --> 00:44:29,170
"All right. Give me the money.
Motherfucker!"
645
00:44:29,241 --> 00:44:31,334
Doing my best black shit. You know.
646
00:44:33,312 --> 00:44:35,803
You know. That shit
usually scare whitey to death.
647
00:44:41,253 --> 00:44:44,689
And these motherfuckers
didn't do nothin'.
648
00:44:44,756 --> 00:44:46,951
I'm sure that those men...
649
00:44:47,025 --> 00:44:50,984
are sitting in that room today.
Laughing.
650
00:44:51,063 --> 00:44:53,327
'Cause that's what this dude...
He just started to laugh.
651
00:44:55,867 --> 00:44:58,131
"This fuckin' kid.
652
00:44:59,171 --> 00:45:01,969
Wait a minute.
Hey. Tony. Come here.
653
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:04,565
Rich. Do the gun again.
654
00:45:04,643 --> 00:45:07,111
Hey. Tony. Come here.
Stickup!
655
00:45:10,148 --> 00:45:13,311
This fuckin' kid! Come here.
Come here, you fuckin' kid.
656
00:45:14,786 --> 00:45:17,380
He's got a pair
of gagoozies on him, huh?
657
00:45:17,456 --> 00:45:20,118
Fuckin' kid. Come here. Goddamn."
658
00:45:20,192 --> 00:45:22,717
They like to hug you and rub you.
"Come here."
659
00:45:24,329 --> 00:45:26,263
And grab your face.
660
00:45:27,266 --> 00:45:30,497
"This fuckin' kid's got
some gazoolas."
661
00:45:30,569 --> 00:45:33,868
And they always say shit
you don't understand.
662
00:45:33,939 --> 00:45:35,406
"Hey. You wanna go...
663
00:45:36,475 --> 00:45:39,410
Hey. Paulo. Tix him a little...
664
00:45:39,478 --> 00:45:41,742
Put some struzi on it.
665
00:45:41,813 --> 00:45:44,077
Fry it up.
They like fried foods.
666
00:45:47,386 --> 00:45:48,978
Fuckin' kid, huh?
667
00:45:49,054 --> 00:45:52,581
He come in here. Had a gun,
the fuckin' kid. Huh?
668
00:45:55,794 --> 00:45:59,093
Pay everybody oft.
Pay 'em off. It's all right."
669
00:45:59,164 --> 00:46:03,567
They paid everybody off,
let everybody go and kept me.
670
00:46:03,635 --> 00:46:05,432
Like a pet.
671
00:46:05,504 --> 00:46:07,438
"I fuckin' like this kid.
672
00:46:10,075 --> 00:46:13,044
You got family?
Well. You got family now.
673
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:17,548
Who is it, Carmine?
Tell him I call him back.
674
00:46:17,616 --> 00:46:19,846
Tell him it's a stickup."
675
00:46:23,722 --> 00:46:26,384
Then these motherfuckers
start tellin' murder stories.
676
00:46:26,458 --> 00:46:30,792
"Hey. You remember when Oozie...
Remember when I made my fuckin' bones?
677
00:46:30,862 --> 00:46:33,330
Me, I had to go away.
It was Cleveland, right?
678
00:46:33,398 --> 00:46:37,357
Fuckin' teamster. Big mouth.
Hurt a lot of people. Right?
679
00:46:37,436 --> 00:46:40,132
You know, ice pick's my thing, Rich.
680
00:46:40,205 --> 00:46:45,609
So we fuckin' had to drive down.
Me, Johnny Salami...
681
00:46:45,677 --> 00:46:48,475
the Gaboozo brothers.
682
00:46:48,547 --> 00:46:51,607
They own a funeral parlor.
'You carry. We bury.'
683
00:46:54,886 --> 00:46:57,116
Come here, you fuckin' kid.
684
00:46:58,190 --> 00:47:01,557
So we take this jerk-off
out bowling, you know.
685
00:47:01,626 --> 00:47:03,856
Drive him around.
Get him a few drinks.
686
00:47:03,929 --> 00:47:05,863
'Hey, let's get some broads. Right? '
687
00:47:05,931 --> 00:47:08,957
A little motel we had set up.
You remember that, Johnny?
688
00:47:09,034 --> 00:47:13,232
So. We take him around.
He gets kinda stoned. Drops his glass.
689
00:47:13,305 --> 00:47:17,935
I say, 'Now.' I pop him
with the fuckin' ice pick. Right?
690
00:47:18,009 --> 00:47:21,342
I'm poppin' this cocksucker.
Blood's squirting every which way.
691
00:47:21,413 --> 00:47:23,973
He says,
'Oh. God! Don't kill me! '
692
00:47:24,049 --> 00:47:26,517
'Oh. fuck you.
You guinea cocksucker.'
693
00:47:26,585 --> 00:47:28,610
And the fuckin' ice pick breaks.
694
00:47:32,891 --> 00:47:35,917
I'm standin' there with
a fuckin' piece of wood in my hand!
695
00:47:37,929 --> 00:47:41,262
I said,
'Johnny Salami. What do I do? '
696
00:47:41,333 --> 00:47:45,429
Johnny says,
'Wait till it melts, asshole.'
697
00:47:45,504 --> 00:47:48,803
Those were the good old days.
698
00:47:48,874 --> 00:47:51,104
What's the matter. Rich?
You don't look so good.
699
00:47:52,577 --> 00:47:54,772
Hey, Paulo, give him a little...
700
00:47:55,614 --> 00:47:58,310
You got a way home.
Or do you want us to give you a ride?"
701
00:48:02,921 --> 00:48:05,947
Don't go out with the Mafia.
'Cause you can't buy 'em dinner.
702
00:48:06,024 --> 00:48:08,754
They always like to take
entertainers to dinner.
703
00:48:08,827 --> 00:48:12,729
They take you to dinner,
and they pick up the check all the time.
704
00:48:12,798 --> 00:48:15,562
And it you get mad, you say,
"Let me buy the check tonight.
705
00:48:15,634 --> 00:48:17,568
Goddamn it. You guys
buy me dinner every night."
706
00:48:17,636 --> 00:48:21,538
"Hey, kid, let me tell you somethin'.
707
00:48:22,741 --> 00:48:25,175
We're crime...
708
00:48:25,243 --> 00:48:27,507
and crime don't pay."
709
00:48:31,249 --> 00:48:35,709
The Mafia people are weird people,
'cause they appeal...
710
00:48:44,763 --> 00:48:47,561
They appeal to your intellect.
711
00:48:47,632 --> 00:48:49,793
They do.
Them motherfuckers' appeal says...
712
00:48:49,868 --> 00:48:51,995
"You're an intelligent person.
Aren't you?
713
00:48:53,104 --> 00:48:56,073
And you realize that
it's very difficult...
714
00:48:56,141 --> 00:48:58,439
to walk without knees."
715
00:49:04,649 --> 00:49:07,447
And one time I was in a room
with one of these motherfuckers...
716
00:49:07,519 --> 00:49:09,453
and I don't know how to describe...
717
00:49:09,521 --> 00:49:13,013
You ever seen a face
just turn to stone?
718
00:49:13,091 --> 00:49:16,219
I mean. I was talkin' to the man.
And somebody was over here...
719
00:49:16,294 --> 00:49:18,228
talkin' about something
that had pissed him off...
720
00:49:18,296 --> 00:49:21,629
that he was gonna deal with... and it
went from a nice conversation with me...
721
00:49:21,700 --> 00:49:24,396
A stone thing came over his face.
It was like...
722
00:49:25,604 --> 00:49:28,368
And a chill went through
my fuckin' body.
723
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:31,568
I said. "This motherfucker's dead.
724
00:49:32,644 --> 00:49:36,045
I'm lookin' at a dead man
that walks around."
725
00:49:36,114 --> 00:49:40,016
'Cause it was just stone, man.
There wasn't no compromise.
726
00:49:40,085 --> 00:49:42,553
There was nothin' in there
where you could go...
727
00:49:45,557 --> 00:49:47,491
There was none of that in the face.
I said...
728
00:49:47,559 --> 00:49:50,926
"Boy, that's a look I'd like to get,
just to whip on a motherfucker."
729
00:49:50,996 --> 00:49:52,554
You know. Just say. "What?"
730
00:49:57,369 --> 00:49:59,303
Remember that in The Godfather?
731
00:49:59,371 --> 00:50:02,067
That to me was the most chilling line
in the world. When the guy said...
732
00:50:02,140 --> 00:50:05,405
"Hey. Could you let me off?
Just tor old time's sake?"
733
00:50:05,477 --> 00:50:07,536
And the guy said...
734
00:50:10,315 --> 00:50:13,409
Boy. That had to be
the coldest shit in the world.
735
00:50:13,485 --> 00:50:16,454
And you gotta get
in the car with him.
736
00:50:16,521 --> 00:50:19,183
Then you got to beg
some more in the car.
737
00:50:19,257 --> 00:50:23,489
You ain't gonna stop beggin'. As long
as he's got breath in his body.
738
00:50:23,562 --> 00:50:25,496
You get in the car.
He's talkin' about, "Hey. Jack.
739
00:50:25,564 --> 00:50:28,032
I remember when
I showed you how to drive."
740
00:50:31,736 --> 00:50:33,966
Jack be goin'...
741
00:50:41,479 --> 00:50:45,677
All Italian people are not in the Mafia.
Whether you believe it or not.
742
00:50:45,750 --> 00:50:47,775
They're not. Really.
743
00:50:47,852 --> 00:50:51,344
Most of them work for the Mafia.
But they're all not in the Mafia.
744
00:50:57,329 --> 00:50:59,456
What?
745
00:50:59,531 --> 00:51:02,864
- Do what?
- Mudbone, Richie!
746
00:51:10,609 --> 00:51:14,705
All right, this is the last time
Mudbone will be seen anywhere.
747
00:51:22,487 --> 00:51:26,480
This is Mudbone's last show.
748
00:51:29,828 --> 00:51:34,322
Ladies and gentlemen,
from Tupelo. Mississippi. Mudbone.
749
00:51:42,607 --> 00:51:45,633
You know...
750
00:51:45,710 --> 00:51:48,679
Now, I know that boy.
751
00:51:50,649 --> 00:51:52,583
See. He fucked up.
752
00:51:53,985 --> 00:51:56,249
See. That tire got on his ass...
753
00:51:59,257 --> 00:52:01,623
and it fucked him up upstairs.
754
00:52:02,761 --> 00:52:05,457
Fried up what little brains he had.
755
00:52:08,667 --> 00:52:11,727
'Cause I remember the motherfucker.
756
00:52:11,803 --> 00:52:14,169
He could make a motherfucker laugh...
757
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:16,969
at a funeral on Sunday.
Christmas day.
758
00:52:21,413 --> 00:52:24,780
But you know what happened?
He got some money.
759
00:52:24,849 --> 00:52:27,443
That's what happened.
He got some money!
760
00:52:27,519 --> 00:52:31,546
Them missed meal cramps and shit
was gone. He said. "Fuck it."
761
00:52:31,623 --> 00:52:34,558
Went all the way crazy.
762
00:52:34,626 --> 00:52:38,255
Shit, now me? I'm still hungry.
763
00:52:38,329 --> 00:52:41,560
See. I'm gonna be out here
four days and six months.
764
00:52:41,633 --> 00:52:44,796
I watched this boy, Rich.
He used to come by.
765
00:52:44,869 --> 00:52:48,327
Leave me a dollar here.
Fifty cents there.
766
00:52:49,407 --> 00:52:53,969
He was all right, you know.
He would never lend me five. Though.
767
00:52:54,045 --> 00:52:56,843
But he let me have
them two's and tews. You know.
768
00:52:58,483 --> 00:53:02,044
So I felt tor the boy.
I went over there and talked to him.
769
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:06,216
And he ignorant. 'cause
I sit down to talk to him...
770
00:53:06,291 --> 00:53:09,852
You don't let him get
none of that powder in his nose.
771
00:53:11,996 --> 00:53:15,363
That's like tryin' to talk
to a baboon's ass.
772
00:53:15,433 --> 00:53:19,529
I talked to the boy
seven days and seven nights.
773
00:53:20,605 --> 00:53:23,403
He was still on the same subject.
774
00:53:25,510 --> 00:53:27,535
"Where can I get some more?"
775
00:53:32,517 --> 00:53:34,485
So I talked to him. You know.
I said...
776
00:53:34,552 --> 00:53:38,488
"Boy, why don't you
do something with yourself?
777
00:53:38,556 --> 00:53:41,320
Since religion ain't your thing...
778
00:53:41,392 --> 00:53:43,326
maybe you take up ballet."
779
00:53:50,969 --> 00:53:52,903
It makes me laugh, thinkin' about it.
780
00:53:55,607 --> 00:53:59,373
I told him,
"Cause you gonna be black a long time.
781
00:53:59,444 --> 00:54:01,674
So you might as well
enjoy yourself...
782
00:54:01,746 --> 00:54:05,477
'cause there ain't many black
motherfuckers out there doin' it."
783
00:54:05,550 --> 00:54:09,077
He said, "Don't stop now."
I said. "Don't lighten up. Tighten up."
784
00:54:10,755 --> 00:54:13,246
That's what I told him.
785
00:54:13,324 --> 00:54:15,690
And he must have listened to me.
786
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:18,593
He was gonna register to vote.
787
00:54:18,663 --> 00:54:20,654
I knew he was sick then.
788
00:54:27,105 --> 00:54:28,697
So. Listen.
789
00:54:29,808 --> 00:54:33,539
I'm not gonna steal the show
from the boy.
790
00:54:33,611 --> 00:54:35,909
I ain't gonna do that.
791
00:54:35,980 --> 00:54:39,438
So, I'm gonna...
The boy got the camera.
792
00:54:39,517 --> 00:54:41,508
Only white folks can do that.
793
00:54:45,757 --> 00:54:47,691
And they make it look
like such a mystery.
794
00:54:47,759 --> 00:54:50,353
They never let no black people
do no shit like that.
795
00:54:51,663 --> 00:54:54,496
The only time you see black people
doing some of that shit...
796
00:54:54,566 --> 00:54:56,898
is when they want the plug plugged in.
797
00:54:56,968 --> 00:54:59,232
"Say, boy. Plug that in."
798
00:55:01,372 --> 00:55:04,239
That's how you be sayin'.
"I works on the camera crew."
799
00:55:04,309 --> 00:55:06,675
I say. "What you do?"
"Plug in the thing."
800
00:55:08,546 --> 00:55:12,414
I say. "A monkey can do that."
Guess that's why they hired him.
801
00:55:14,385 --> 00:55:17,252
See, I've lived through
hard times before.
802
00:55:17,322 --> 00:55:19,756
People talk about these
as hard times.
803
00:55:19,824 --> 00:55:23,225
Hard times was way back.
804
00:55:25,129 --> 00:55:28,826
They didn't even have a year for it.
Just called it "Hard Times."
805
00:55:36,674 --> 00:55:39,609
It was dark all the time.
806
00:55:39,677 --> 00:55:42,510
I think the sun
came out on Wednesday.
807
00:55:42,580 --> 00:55:46,414
And it you didn't have
your ass up early. You missed it.
808
00:55:50,622 --> 00:55:53,250
So I happened to be
out there one Wednesday...
809
00:55:53,324 --> 00:55:55,349
and the sun
hit me right in the face.
810
00:55:55,426 --> 00:55:58,361
I grabbed a bunch of it
and rubbed it all over myself.
811
00:56:00,298 --> 00:56:04,894
Shit. I didn't have nothin' else.
Might as well have some sun on my face.
812
00:56:06,104 --> 00:56:11,007
And as time went on.
I remembered it was Thursday.
813
00:56:11,075 --> 00:56:14,169
I said. "Damn. That sun was a bitch.
814
00:56:14,245 --> 00:56:17,510
That's why they didn't want us
to have none of it."
815
00:56:17,582 --> 00:56:20,380
'Cause it'd cheer you up inside.
You see.
816
00:56:20,451 --> 00:56:23,443
So I got all cheered up...
817
00:56:23,521 --> 00:56:25,648
and went out on a date.
818
00:56:28,092 --> 00:56:30,356
Lucinda Belle Mae.
819
00:56:32,497 --> 00:56:35,830
The girl was pretty.
Coal black.
820
00:56:35,900 --> 00:56:38,698
Her skin was tender...
821
00:56:38,770 --> 00:56:40,704
like a baby's butt.
822
00:56:42,340 --> 00:56:46,071
Her sweet breasts smelled
like Carnation milk.
823
00:56:46,144 --> 00:56:48,476
That's how tender she was.
824
00:56:50,882 --> 00:56:54,374
I liked her, too, you see.
She had a little liking to me.
825
00:56:54,452 --> 00:56:57,910
So Lucinda...
We'd have to tip away.
826
00:56:57,989 --> 00:57:00,890
We'd go up and do a little kissin'
up in the apple orchard.
827
00:57:00,959 --> 00:57:04,053
We'd tip away together
on Wednesday mornin'...
828
00:57:04,128 --> 00:57:06,221
when the sun was up.
829
00:57:06,297 --> 00:57:09,289
We'd get up there. I'd make her
put a little on her face...
830
00:57:09,367 --> 00:57:12,461
and she relaxed.
831
00:57:12,537 --> 00:57:15,529
When she relaxed.
I started rubbin' all over her.
832
00:57:16,841 --> 00:57:19,309
Women like when you rub on 'em...
833
00:57:19,377 --> 00:57:22,403
if you rub 'em
in them right spots. You know.
834
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:25,381
You got to rub 'em right there.
835
00:57:25,450 --> 00:57:29,113
Right on the inside of her leg
by the kneecap. Rub 'em right there.
836
00:57:29,187 --> 00:57:32,213
And you rub it around
until it starts burnin'.
837
00:57:32,290 --> 00:57:34,224
They open up then. Boy.
838
00:57:40,398 --> 00:57:44,027
'Cause there ain't but two pieces
of pussy you're gonna get in your life.
839
00:57:44,102 --> 00:57:46,229
That's your first and your last.
840
00:57:52,110 --> 00:57:54,544
And all that shit
in between don't count.
841
00:57:55,646 --> 00:57:58,581
That's just the extra gravy.
842
00:57:58,649 --> 00:58:01,117
They say. "When's the last time
you got some pussy?"
843
00:58:01,185 --> 00:58:05,519
I say. "Yesterday. That's as tar
as I want to remember it."
844
00:58:05,590 --> 00:58:07,524
I don't want to sit around.
Some motherfucker ask me...
845
00:58:07,592 --> 00:58:09,583
"How long you had some pussy?"
I go...
846
00:58:15,900 --> 00:58:18,095
I don't want to live that long.
847
00:58:22,273 --> 00:58:25,208
What I'm sayin'...
What the point I'm tryin' to make is...
848
00:58:25,276 --> 00:58:27,540
that there is no point to be made.
849
00:58:28,646 --> 00:58:31,809
That's all that there is.
There ain't no point to it.
850
00:58:31,883 --> 00:58:34,010
'Cause you didn't ask to come
to this motherfucker...
851
00:58:34,085 --> 00:58:36,645
and you sure can't choose
how to leave.
852
00:58:36,721 --> 00:58:39,622
'Cause you don't know
when you're gonna go.
853
00:58:39,690 --> 00:58:44,627
So don't take this shit serious You
better have some tun and plenty of it.
854
00:58:44,695 --> 00:58:49,223
'Cause when the shit old and you ask
for a recharge, it's too late.
855
00:58:50,635 --> 00:58:53,798
So all I can say is
keep some sunshine on your face.
856
00:59:04,582 --> 00:59:08,416
I was up in Oakland
with some old friends.
857
00:59:08,486 --> 00:59:11,387
I mean, motherfuckers
I've known a long time.
858
00:59:11,456 --> 00:59:15,051
And I have changed
as a person inside, right?
859
00:59:15,126 --> 00:59:18,061
There was an old dope dealer.
Motherfucker used to...
860
00:59:18,129 --> 00:59:20,757
I used to follow him around for dope.
861
00:59:24,435 --> 00:59:28,804
And I always paid him. But it was
always on credit or something...
862
00:59:28,873 --> 00:59:32,809
and the motherfucker acted
like I was one of his pets.
863
00:59:34,545 --> 00:59:39,244
I started saying, "Wait, motherfucker.
I paid tor the dope.
864
00:59:39,317 --> 00:59:43,549
I didn't live at your house.
I had my own apartment."
865
00:59:43,621 --> 00:59:46,181
But he was acting
like I was one of his bitches...
866
00:59:46,257 --> 00:59:48,782
and then. You know.
He got real mad...
867
00:59:48,860 --> 00:59:51,590
'cause I fired on his ass.
868
00:59:51,662 --> 00:59:55,257
I say, "No. Motherfucker,
I wasn't never like that."
869
00:59:58,569 --> 01:00:01,504
I had my shirt oft
and I was sitting on the couch...
870
01:00:01,572 --> 01:00:03,506
and suddenly he says
something about...
871
01:00:03,574 --> 01:00:05,542
When you signify.
Motherfucker gets vicious.
872
01:00:05,610 --> 01:00:08,272
"What about them burned-up rings
around your neck, motherfucker?"
873
01:00:10,982 --> 01:00:14,918
And it hit me 'cause I had never
thought of myself like that...
874
01:00:14,986 --> 01:00:17,477
'cause I said.
"Yeah, I've been burnt up."
875
01:00:26,030 --> 01:00:29,090
It never had hit me
like it hit him.
876
01:00:29,167 --> 01:00:32,625
I said,
"Yeah, I been burnt the fuck up."
877
01:00:33,838 --> 01:00:37,205
'Cause most people I meet.
I act like I ain't burned up...
878
01:00:37,275 --> 01:00:38,902
they do too.
879
01:00:40,278 --> 01:00:42,872
The motherfucker sneaks a peek.
880
01:00:49,854 --> 01:00:52,914
"A nice tattoo you have...
881
01:00:52,990 --> 01:00:55,049
all over your body."
882
01:00:58,095 --> 01:01:00,893
I guess y'all say.
"Fuck all that. How'd you burn up?"
883
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:13,006
You say. "How'd you burn up
in your own house. Motherfucker?"
884
01:01:15,413 --> 01:01:19,577
I know y'all heard all kind of stories
about how I burned up basin' this...
885
01:01:19,650 --> 01:01:21,413
and ether that.
886
01:01:21,485 --> 01:01:24,249
None of that shit
got nothing to do with that.
887
01:01:24,322 --> 01:01:27,348
I'm gonna tell y'all
the truth tonight.
888
01:01:30,261 --> 01:01:33,458
You got to promise
not to tell nobody.
889
01:01:34,999 --> 01:01:37,832
- Can I trust ya?
- Yeah!
890
01:01:37,902 --> 01:01:39,836
You're some lyin' motherfuckers.
891
01:01:43,407 --> 01:01:47,400
All my friends know this to be true
'cause everybody knows me.
892
01:01:47,478 --> 01:01:51,676
Usually before I go to bed.
I have milk and cookies.
893
01:01:54,986 --> 01:01:58,478
And one night.
I had some low-tat milk...
894
01:01:58,556 --> 01:02:00,490
and some pasteurized...
895
01:02:00,558 --> 01:02:02,583
and I mixed them together...
896
01:02:02,660 --> 01:02:06,027
and I dipped my cookie,
and the shit blew up.
897
01:02:18,576 --> 01:02:22,535
I mean, the damnedest thing
I've ever heard of in my life.
898
01:02:22,613 --> 01:02:24,604
Medical history was made.
899
01:02:28,352 --> 01:02:30,286
A lot of people say shit.
900
01:02:30,354 --> 01:02:32,788
I think about shit.
Why do people think...
901
01:02:32,857 --> 01:02:35,553
All the people you ever heard
of freebasin'...
902
01:02:35,626 --> 01:02:39,118
have you ever heard
of anybody blowin' up?
903
01:02:39,897 --> 01:02:42,457
Why me?
904
01:02:42,533 --> 01:02:46,902
Ten million motherfuckers freebase,
I gotta blow up.
905
01:02:52,810 --> 01:02:56,746
I'm talking about... I started out
smoking freebase. It was like...
906
01:02:56,814 --> 01:03:00,250
I started out one time.
907
01:03:00,318 --> 01:03:04,482
And I should've known
something bad was going to happen...
908
01:03:04,555 --> 01:03:07,490
because I remember
the first time I did freebase...
909
01:03:07,558 --> 01:03:09,458
I burnt my bed up.
910
01:03:12,463 --> 01:03:15,398
I was sitting on the bed,
and somebody said...
911
01:03:15,466 --> 01:03:17,297
"Richard, the bed's on tire!"
912
01:03:17,368 --> 01:03:19,131
I said. "What?
913
01:03:21,939 --> 01:03:24,601
The bed's on fire?"
914
01:03:26,510 --> 01:03:29,502
It's a weird disease.
If any of you doin' it...
915
01:03:29,580 --> 01:03:32,174
you ain't gonna believe this,
but if you've been doing it...
916
01:03:32,249 --> 01:03:35,116
longer than two weeks.
You're a junkie.
917
01:03:35,186 --> 01:03:38,087
Now I'm telling you
so you'll know it.
918
01:03:38,155 --> 01:03:42,023
I know you'll tell yourself,
"I ain't no fuckin' junkie."
919
01:03:42,093 --> 01:03:44,687
You cannot stop if you wanted to.
920
01:03:44,762 --> 01:03:48,254
You'll go home tonight and say.
"Watch me." You will not be able to.
921
01:03:48,332 --> 01:03:51,130
If you got the shit there,
you will do it.
922
01:03:51,202 --> 01:03:53,864
I'm talking about,
I started out smokin'...
923
01:03:53,938 --> 01:03:59,035
I would have a pipe and sit it down
and walk eight feet away from it.
924
01:04:04,515 --> 01:04:08,576
Two days later. Jack.
I would smoke. I'd go...
925
01:04:19,730 --> 01:04:22,995
One time. It looked like I had
an appendage on my hand.
926
01:04:23,067 --> 01:04:24,728
It was the pipe.
927
01:04:24,802 --> 01:04:28,568
'Cause this pipe used to tell me
when to go to bed.
928
01:04:28,639 --> 01:04:31,073
The pipe would say,
"Time to get up.
929
01:04:31,142 --> 01:04:33,667
Time for some smoke. Rich.
930
01:04:33,744 --> 01:04:37,009
We're not doing anything today.
Fuck all your appointments.
931
01:04:37,081 --> 01:04:40,676
Me and you are just gonna hang out
in this room together."
932
01:04:44,088 --> 01:04:47,353
I'd get mad and frustrated.
People didn't understand me.
933
01:04:47,425 --> 01:04:50,622
The pipe'd say. "Come in the room
with me. I got you covered.
934
01:04:50,694 --> 01:04:53,128
I know how you feel. Rich.
935
01:04:53,197 --> 01:04:57,998
Light me up. Hold me tor a couple
of days. And we'll talk it over."
936
01:05:00,004 --> 01:05:03,701
I'm talking about a year later, jack.
I'm talking about...
937
01:05:05,276 --> 01:05:09,212
I'm drawn up. fucked up
and out of my mind...
938
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:10,941
but I'm not hooked.
939
01:05:12,516 --> 01:05:14,450
People are trying to help me.
I say...
940
01:05:14,518 --> 01:05:17,578
"You're just meddling
in my motherfucking business!
941
01:05:17,655 --> 01:05:20,249
You just think
because I'm having a good...
942
01:05:20,324 --> 01:05:22,292
Leave me the fuck alone!"
943
01:05:22,359 --> 01:05:24,452
And I'm smokin' my shit...
944
01:05:24,528 --> 01:05:28,487
'cause my pipe would say,
"I understand. They don't know.
945
01:05:28,566 --> 01:05:32,730
It's your life. They don't have
a right to fuck with you.
946
01:05:32,803 --> 01:05:37,638
Where were they when you needed them?
Come in here with me. 'cause I love ya."
947
01:05:44,381 --> 01:05:46,975
And then the pipe
starts saying shit like...
948
01:05:47,051 --> 01:05:49,884
"You let me get
a little low yesterday.
949
01:05:50,721 --> 01:05:52,814
I don't like that.
950
01:05:52,890 --> 01:05:56,223
Don't let me get low again.
Or I'm gonna hurt ya.
951
01:05:56,293 --> 01:05:59,729
You promise,
keep me full at all times. Okay?
952
01:05:59,797 --> 01:06:04,257
Come on, Rich. You can do it.
'Cause I understand."
953
01:06:04,335 --> 01:06:06,496
And finally. Dope dealers...
954
01:06:06,570 --> 01:06:10,199
I did it so bad, dope dealers
tried not to sell me none.
955
01:06:10,274 --> 01:06:12,640
That's doing it,
for a dope dealer to say...
956
01:06:12,710 --> 01:06:16,908
"I ain't gonna give you no more.
I can't see you do it to yourself."
957
01:06:16,981 --> 01:06:20,280
Dope dealers don't give a fuck
about nothing usually.
958
01:06:20,351 --> 01:06:23,445
These motherfuckers refused
to sell me cocaine.
959
01:06:23,521 --> 01:06:25,853
Said. "No. Motherfucker!
You're killing yourself!"
960
01:06:27,024 --> 01:06:28,457
What?
961
01:06:29,426 --> 01:06:32,361
"I don't want to see you
fuck yourself up."
962
01:06:32,429 --> 01:06:36,126
I ain't never heard
of dope dealers doin' that.
963
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:40,136
I mean. You could sooner get
free food in a Chinese restaurant.
964
01:06:42,973 --> 01:06:44,941
But these motherfuckers
love me. Man.
965
01:06:45,009 --> 01:06:48,206
They say. "No, man.
Can't you just snort again?"
966
01:06:48,279 --> 01:06:51,214
And I'd lie and say,
"Okay. I'm gonna snort.
967
01:06:51,282 --> 01:06:55,150
Just give me enough tor the weekend.
I'm gonna snort it."
968
01:06:55,219 --> 01:06:57,449
"How much you want?"
"A kilo."
969
01:07:00,057 --> 01:07:03,823
I don't know I'm a junkie.
I weigh about 103.
970
01:07:05,029 --> 01:07:06,462
I looked like...
971
01:07:08,566 --> 01:07:11,501
Ain't been out of my room
in eight weeks.
972
01:07:11,569 --> 01:07:13,662
Funk is my shadow.
973
01:07:13,737 --> 01:07:16,672
Funk be just hanging
all over me, talkin' about...
974
01:07:16,740 --> 01:07:18,332
"Hey. Don't wash."
975
01:07:21,845 --> 01:07:25,747
Then finally. My old lady
called Jim Brown up.
976
01:07:25,816 --> 01:07:29,650
- She said. "Jim gonna come over."
- "Fuck Jim Brown!
977
01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:32,917
I'll show Jim Brown.
I don't give a fuck.
978
01:07:32,990 --> 01:07:35,424
Nobody afraid of Jim Brown here."
979
01:07:35,492 --> 01:07:38,188
Jim was coming in the driveway.
I got all nervous.
980
01:07:38,262 --> 01:07:39,752
"Who is it?"
"Jim Brown."
981
01:07:39,830 --> 01:07:43,459
"Oh. Shit! This motherfucker ain't
gonna scare me. Let me get my pipe."
982
01:07:43,534 --> 01:07:47,026
Pipe said. "Come on.
Me and you will show Jim. Don't worry.
983
01:07:47,104 --> 01:07:49,766
Shit, Jim don't scare nobody."
984
01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:51,967
Jim come in the room.
I started smokin'.
985
01:07:55,446 --> 01:07:57,539
"How're you doin'. Bro?"
986
01:07:58,782 --> 01:08:01,046
Jim had psychology.
Jim'd go...
987
01:08:02,119 --> 01:08:03,984
"You wanna go roller-skatin'?"
988
01:08:14,732 --> 01:08:15,994
"Pipe."
989
01:08:16,066 --> 01:08:18,261
"Maybe you wanna go tor a ride."
990
01:08:36,587 --> 01:08:40,284
Jim say. "What you gonna do?"
991
01:08:41,425 --> 01:08:43,393
"What do you mean?"
992
01:08:43,460 --> 01:08:46,793
"What you gonna do
about that shit?"
993
01:08:48,265 --> 01:08:49,926
"What?
994
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,093
I'm doin' what I wanna do."
995
01:08:54,805 --> 01:08:57,365
"I ain't afraid of you, you know.
996
01:08:57,441 --> 01:08:59,705
You ain't no movie star to me.
997
01:08:59,777 --> 01:09:02,541
I ain't scared of you. Motherfucker.
I'm your friend.
998
01:09:02,613 --> 01:09:05,207
What you gonna do?
999
01:09:05,282 --> 01:09:09,616
You gonna get well,
or you gonna end our friendship?
1000
01:09:09,687 --> 01:09:11,245
What you gonna do?"
1001
01:09:12,756 --> 01:09:15,247
The pipe said. "Don't listen.
1002
01:09:17,361 --> 01:09:19,727
He tryin' to fuck with you, Rich."
1003
01:09:20,831 --> 01:09:24,289
"Jim, I am a man."
1004
01:09:25,369 --> 01:09:27,394
"There ain't no doubt about that...
1005
01:09:27,471 --> 01:09:29,905
but what you gonna do?"
1006
01:09:29,973 --> 01:09:33,033
And Jim kept saying that
all through the hall.
1007
01:09:33,110 --> 01:09:36,705
"What you gonna do?"
"Leave me the fuck alone!
1008
01:09:36,780 --> 01:09:40,307
That's what I'm going to do...
I'm getting the fuck away from you...
1009
01:09:40,384 --> 01:09:43,547
so I don't have to hear
'What you gonna do? '
1010
01:09:43,620 --> 01:09:46,714
'Cause I don't know
what the fuck I'm gonna do.
1011
01:09:46,790 --> 01:09:48,417
Leave me the fuck alone!"
1012
01:09:53,497 --> 01:09:57,729
So Jim almost got me
to the hospital...
1013
01:09:57,801 --> 01:10:02,795
but he had to go somewhere.
Like to home to eat.
1014
01:10:02,873 --> 01:10:06,809
And I was in the room with the pipe.
And the pipe said...
1015
01:10:06,877 --> 01:10:09,175
"Hey. Rich...
1016
01:10:09,246 --> 01:10:11,271
Jim's gone."
1017
01:10:11,348 --> 01:10:14,977
And it don't matter how many times
you break them motherfuckers...
1018
01:10:15,052 --> 01:10:17,247
you go out and buy a new one.
1019
01:10:17,321 --> 01:10:19,687
This is an addiction.
It's a monster.
1020
01:10:19,757 --> 01:10:24,126
It's pitiful. 'cause I ended up
on the floor looking for shit.
1021
01:10:26,530 --> 01:10:29,397
"Well, let me smoke this."
1022
01:10:29,466 --> 01:10:32,230
It'd be a piece of log. Anything.
1023
01:10:32,302 --> 01:10:36,033
I'd say, "I wonder
how my sleeve would taste."
1024
01:10:37,941 --> 01:10:42,139
I'll tell you one thing. Man.
When that tire hits your ass...
1025
01:10:42,212 --> 01:10:44,646
that will sober your ass up quick.
1026
01:10:47,217 --> 01:10:50,709
I mean. I was standing there on fire.
And something said...
1027
01:10:50,788 --> 01:10:52,949
"Why. That's a pretty blue.
1028
01:10:55,025 --> 01:10:58,756
You know what?
That looks like fire!"
1029
01:11:00,230 --> 01:11:03,495
I'm talking about,
tire is inspirational.
1030
01:11:04,735 --> 01:11:07,499
They should use it
in the Olympics...
1031
01:11:07,571 --> 01:11:11,564
'cause I did
the 100-yard dash in 4.3.
1032
01:11:14,511 --> 01:11:16,445
You know something I found out?
1033
01:11:16,513 --> 01:11:19,744
When you're on fire
and running down the street...
1034
01:11:19,817 --> 01:11:22,615
people will get out of your way.
1035
01:11:24,988 --> 01:11:28,890
Except tor one old drunk.
He's going. "Can I get a light?
1036
01:11:30,427 --> 01:11:34,523
How about it? Just a little
oft the sleeve. Okay?"
1037
01:11:36,166 --> 01:11:40,364
You can tell you fucked up when you
get to the hospital and the doctor go...
1038
01:11:42,506 --> 01:11:44,269
"Holy shit!
1039
01:11:44,341 --> 01:11:47,276
Why don't we get some cole slaw
and serve this up?"
1040
01:11:54,852 --> 01:11:58,788
I was laying in the hospital
with tubes and shit up my nose...
1041
01:11:58,856 --> 01:12:00,790
an I.V. In my arm...
1042
01:12:00,858 --> 01:12:04,385
and a brother come in
wanting an autograph.
1043
01:12:04,461 --> 01:12:07,555
I mean. Steam and shit
was still comin' off me.
1044
01:12:10,801 --> 01:12:12,962
Brother come in.
"Hey, Rich.
1045
01:12:14,271 --> 01:12:15,863
Hey. Hom.
1046
01:12:19,409 --> 01:12:21,843
Can I get this autograph?
1047
01:12:22,846 --> 01:12:25,679
Come on. Let me have
this last autograph."
1048
01:12:36,360 --> 01:12:40,319
And Jim was in the hospital
every day when I was getting well.
1049
01:12:40,397 --> 01:12:44,163
He'd be there every day.
Fire don't mean shit to Jim.
1050
01:12:44,234 --> 01:12:47,169
Fire jumped on Jim once.
He said, "Hey!"
1051
01:12:50,574 --> 01:12:53,475
Jim would be there
giving me strength.
1052
01:12:53,543 --> 01:12:56,034
I say. "Jim ain't never been hurt.
So I can't show no pain.
1053
01:12:56,113 --> 01:12:58,513
I gotta show my strength.
Try to get well."
1054
01:12:58,582 --> 01:13:01,016
I was doing real well.
'Cause nature is wonderful.
1055
01:13:01,084 --> 01:13:04,781
When you burn up.
Your skin goes to sleep...
1056
01:13:04,855 --> 01:13:07,619
'cause nature says,
"I can't deal with it"...
1057
01:13:07,691 --> 01:13:09,522
and just goes to sleep.
1058
01:13:09,593 --> 01:13:13,290
You don't feel shit for about
three days, till your nerves wake up.
1059
01:13:13,363 --> 01:13:15,263
I didn't know that.
1060
01:13:15,332 --> 01:13:19,200
I figured. "I ain't feelin' nothin'.
Everything's fine."
1061
01:13:19,269 --> 01:13:22,204
And at the hospital, doctors and shit,
they're really great.
1062
01:13:22,272 --> 01:13:24,536
But there was a brother
who worked as a nurse...
1063
01:13:24,608 --> 01:13:26,599
They're unique people
work with burnt people...
1064
01:13:26,677 --> 01:13:29,874
'cause I don't know it I could work
with no motherfucker burnt up.
1065
01:13:29,947 --> 01:13:33,383
You know what I mean? Put some butter
on him and say. "That's it."
1066
01:13:36,687 --> 01:13:39,121
Go for what you know. Homes.
1067
01:13:39,189 --> 01:13:42,352
But these motherfuckers...
This Larry Murphy used to come in.
1068
01:13:42,426 --> 01:13:45,725
"We're gonna wash you down.
And you're gonna feel great.
1069
01:13:45,796 --> 01:13:48,230
We're gonna wash ya."
He kept saying it.
1070
01:13:48,298 --> 01:13:50,732
"We're gonna put you in the tub
and wash you."
1071
01:13:50,801 --> 01:13:53,326
"You're gonna wash me.
When are you gonna wash me?"
1072
01:13:53,403 --> 01:13:56,895
"We're gonna wash you in a couple
of days. We're gonna get you better."
1073
01:13:56,974 --> 01:13:59,534
"Yeah, motherfucker.
Yeah. Wash me, will you please?"
1074
01:13:59,609 --> 01:14:01,577
I should've known
something was wrong...
1075
01:14:01,645 --> 01:14:03,738
'cause this motherfucker
come every day with this.
1076
01:14:03,814 --> 01:14:06,146
"Don't worry.
We're gonna put you in the tub...
1077
01:14:06,216 --> 01:14:08,207
and it's gonna be all right."
1078
01:14:08,285 --> 01:14:12,449
I said, "I'm not worried. Motherfucker.
Put my ass in the tub.
1079
01:14:12,522 --> 01:14:15,491
You know. Wash me. Shit."
1080
01:14:15,559 --> 01:14:17,550
"Come on. Don't worry."
Third day.
1081
01:14:17,627 --> 01:14:19,822
"Are you all right?
Today we're gonna put you in..."
1082
01:14:19,896 --> 01:14:23,332
"Yeah. Larry. You're gonna wash
my ass in the tub. Okay?
1083
01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:25,163
Goddamn."
1084
01:14:25,235 --> 01:14:28,762
Then they take you in the room
and get you in the tub...
1085
01:14:28,839 --> 01:14:31,103
with solutions.
And you sit in the tub and say...
1086
01:14:31,174 --> 01:14:34,769
"Yeah. Motherfucker. Tub. Right.
Gonna wash. I know."
1087
01:14:34,845 --> 01:14:37,939
- They say, "Feel this? It's a sponge."
- I say. "It's a sponge, motherfucker.
1088
01:14:38,015 --> 01:14:40,950
So? Wash my ass."
1089
01:14:41,018 --> 01:14:43,509
"All right.
Put your arms up. 'cause..."
1090
01:14:43,587 --> 01:14:45,077
"Wash me, motherfucker."
1091
01:14:45,155 --> 01:14:48,249
"Now it's time to wash you. Ready?"
I said. "Yeah." Motherfucker said...
1092
01:15:14,885 --> 01:15:16,318
"Don't.
1093
01:15:18,555 --> 01:15:20,750
Don't wash me no more.
1094
01:15:21,591 --> 01:15:24,788
Not even my little finger.
1095
01:15:24,861 --> 01:15:26,123
No!
1096
01:15:28,698 --> 01:15:30,962
No, you will not.
1097
01:15:31,034 --> 01:15:34,663
Don't you wash
a motherfuckin' thing.
1098
01:15:34,738 --> 01:15:38,333
I don't want you
to touch my finger.
1099
01:15:38,408 --> 01:15:42,902
I don't want you to do
a goddamn thing to me.
1100
01:15:42,979 --> 01:15:47,006
Don't wash me
no motherfuckin' more.
1101
01:15:47,084 --> 01:15:51,111
And if you do, I'll bite you.
You motherfucker.
1102
01:15:51,188 --> 01:15:54,851
Don't you wash me anymore.
1103
01:15:54,925 --> 01:15:58,554
I don't care if I die.
Don't you wash me no more."
1104
01:16:01,565 --> 01:16:03,658
But they were wonderful. Man.
1105
01:16:10,540 --> 01:16:13,031
Pain sure stops racism quick.
1106
01:16:13,110 --> 01:16:16,602
Wasn't no color in there
except burnt-up motherfuckers.
1107
01:16:19,716 --> 01:16:21,684
And we all got religious.
1108
01:16:22,919 --> 01:16:26,787
You find God quick
when they find your ass dead.
1109
01:16:28,225 --> 01:16:32,252
I was watching TV one night,
and they said I had died.
1110
01:16:32,329 --> 01:16:34,797
I was bandaged up,
and they said...
1111
01:16:34,865 --> 01:16:36,799
"Richard Pryor died
five minutes ago."
1112
01:16:47,577 --> 01:16:50,944
But I thank God every day. Jack.
I do.
1113
01:16:51,014 --> 01:16:54,677
I say, "God. Thank you
for not burning my dick."
1114
01:16:56,653 --> 01:16:59,315
'Cause most people said.
"You've been punished by God."
1115
01:16:59,389 --> 01:17:02,916
I say, "No. If God wanted
to punish my ass...
1116
01:17:02,993 --> 01:17:05,689
He'd have burnt my dick."
1117
01:17:05,762 --> 01:17:07,923
Now. That's some punishment...
1118
01:17:07,998 --> 01:17:11,456
'cause when that tire hit my ass.
My dick went to work.
1119
01:17:11,535 --> 01:17:13,969
He said, "Emergency!
1120
01:17:14,037 --> 01:17:16,198
Piss. Come! Do something!
1121
01:17:16,273 --> 01:17:18,264
Keep the fire off the balls!"
1122
01:17:22,512 --> 01:17:25,106
And my chest was hollering. "Help!"
The dick said...
1123
01:17:25,182 --> 01:17:29,278
"Fuck you! Go tor yourself!
I'm protecting the balls!
1124
01:17:29,352 --> 01:17:31,013
Spit!"
1125
01:17:35,425 --> 01:17:37,689
You got a light? A match?
1126
01:17:37,761 --> 01:17:39,626
Can I have a match?
1127
01:17:39,696 --> 01:17:41,493
Thank you.
1128
01:17:44,201 --> 01:17:46,192
Don't do it!
1129
01:17:46,269 --> 01:17:48,100
Watch out.
1130
01:17:52,709 --> 01:17:54,540
Listen. Y'all...
1131
01:17:54,611 --> 01:17:57,546
have been wonderful
to come and share this with us...
1132
01:17:57,614 --> 01:18:00,879
and I thank everyone
connected with...
1133
01:18:08,558 --> 01:18:11,721
It's been a pleasure tor me
to do this and get up here...
1134
01:18:11,795 --> 01:18:13,729
and I thank you very much.
1135
01:18:13,797 --> 01:18:18,166
I want to say y'all gave me a lot
of love when I was not feeling well...
1136
01:18:18,235 --> 01:18:20,169
and I appreciate it.
1137
01:18:20,237 --> 01:18:22,296
Also, y'all did some...
1138
01:18:22,372 --> 01:18:24,306
Yeah. Applaud yourself.
1139
01:18:28,478 --> 01:18:32,812
Also. Y'all did
some nasty-ass jokes on my ass too.
1140
01:18:32,882 --> 01:18:36,318
Yeah. Y'all didn't think I saw
some of these motherfuckers.
1141
01:18:36,386 --> 01:18:40,322
Since you love me so much.
I remember this one.
1142
01:18:40,390 --> 01:18:43,655
What's that? Richard Pryor
running down the street.
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