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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,790 Put me down. Stop it. 2 00:00:57,475 --> 00:01:00,769 Say, Daisy Lou, would you like to hear a little tune? 3 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:07,317 Cousin. 4 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:15,075 Oh, Blackie, 5 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:18,286 you're wonderful. 6 00:01:24,502 --> 00:01:26,544 Sweetheart, I'll talk to him. 7 00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:31,758 Son, your mother and me would like for you 8 00:01:31,884 --> 00:01:36,137 to cozy up to the Finkelstein boy. He's a bright kid, 9 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:39,140 and he's going to military school and... 10 00:01:39,517 --> 00:01:41,268 Remember, he was an Eagle Scout and... 11 00:01:41,394 --> 00:01:43,687 - Arnold... - Will you shut up? 12 00:01:43,813 --> 00:01:46,106 We're not going to have a family brawl. 13 00:01:46,232 --> 00:01:47,440 ...and a retard. 14 00:01:47,566 --> 00:01:50,026 We put up with a hell of a lot. 15 00:01:50,820 --> 00:01:52,320 Can this wait? 16 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:55,448 Build your goddamn muscles, huh? 17 00:01:56,409 --> 00:01:59,995 You know, you could build your muscles picking strawberries. 18 00:02:00,413 --> 00:02:03,790 You know, bend and scoop, like the Mexicans. 19 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:07,377 Shit, maybe I could get you a job with United Fruit. 20 00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:09,963 I got a buddy with United Fruit. 21 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,966 Get you started. Start with strawberries, 22 00:02:13,092 --> 00:02:16,720 you might work your way up to these goddamn bananas. 23 00:02:18,389 --> 00:02:19,639 When, boy? 24 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:23,852 When are you going to get your act together? 25 00:02:26,272 --> 00:02:27,314 Gross. 26 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:30,817 Oh, good God almighty me. 27 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:32,527 I think he's the Antichrist. 28 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:36,990 Anthony, I want to talk to you. Now, listen. 29 00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:40,660 Don't walk away from me when I'm talking to you. 30 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:44,831 You get a goddamn job before sundown, 31 00:02:45,124 --> 00:02:48,335 or we're shipping you off to military school 32 00:02:48,461 --> 00:02:52,547 with that goddamn Finkelstein shit kid. 33 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:54,507 Son of a bitch. 34 00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:08,938 Up in smoke 35 00:03:10,608 --> 00:03:14,361 That's where my money goes 36 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:19,240 In my lungs 37 00:03:20,618 --> 00:03:24,537 Sometimes up my nose 38 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:28,666 When troubled times 39 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:33,129 Begin to bother me 40 00:03:35,925 --> 00:03:37,717 I take a toke 41 00:03:38,427 --> 00:03:42,639 And all my cares go up in smoke 42 00:07:41,337 --> 00:07:43,046 You girls need a ride? 43 00:07:43,172 --> 00:07:44,464 - No. - No. 44 00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:45,673 - You sure? - Yeah. 45 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:46,799 I'm going that way. 46 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:49,844 - No. - Later for you, you little jailbaits. 47 00:07:53,474 --> 00:07:56,184 What's that? She's hitchhiking. 48 00:07:57,895 --> 00:08:00,563 Watch out. Coming over. Geronimo! 49 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:09,489 Hey, double bubble. 50 00:08:09,865 --> 00:08:11,908 Come on, baby. I'll give you a ride. Let's go. 51 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:14,494 Yeah, bend over. I'll drive you home, baby. 52 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,957 - Hey, you ain't a chick. - Yeah, I know. 53 00:08:20,084 --> 00:08:23,044 But listen, that's the only way I can get anybody to stop, man. 54 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:25,171 Hey, that's false advertising, that, man. 55 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:28,591 Yeah, I know, but listen, I slept in a ditch last night, man. 56 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:30,843 I almost froze my balls off, man. 57 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:33,346 I didn't even think you had any, man. I wouldn't even have stopped. 58 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:37,517 Oh, wow. Hey, I really like your car, man. 59 00:08:37,643 --> 00:08:40,561 - Oh, you do? - Wow. Did you do this yourself? 60 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:42,397 Yeah, I customized it myself, man. 61 00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:45,108 Wow. Looks fantastic, man. 62 00:08:46,068 --> 00:08:47,694 Yeah, I guess it does. 63 00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:48,820 Well, I'll give you a ride. 64 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:50,113 - Come on, let's go. - Okay, just a minute, man. 65 00:08:50,239 --> 00:08:51,364 I gotta get my stuff. 66 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:53,866 Okay, well, hurry up, 'cause I got a lot of things to do. 67 00:08:54,785 --> 00:08:56,869 Shit. Shit. 68 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:02,375 - Okay. Let's go. - Hey, just a minute, man. 69 00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:06,003 I got a few more things I gotta get, okay? I'll be right back. 70 00:09:06,130 --> 00:09:08,756 - Just a minute. - Hurry up, man. 71 00:09:10,509 --> 00:09:12,719 What are you going to do, move in, man? 72 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,823 Put her in first gear. 73 00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:36,325 Here we go. Hey, hey! 74 00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:39,120 Second gear. Hey! 75 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:42,123 Third gear. Here we go! 76 00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:51,924 Hey, man, how far you going, man? 77 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:54,260 Right here would be fine, man. 78 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:56,971 You ain't scared of a little speed, are you, man? 79 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,390 Oh, you got some speed, man? 80 00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:02,935 Speed? No, I don't got no speed, man. 81 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:04,937 Hey, you know what I do got, though, man? 82 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:06,814 I got a joint, man. 83 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,566 Oh, wow. All right. 84 00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:12,361 Come on, light it up. Let's get Chinese eyes, man. 85 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,448 Hey, what kind of joint is this, man? 86 00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:17,617 It's a heavy-duty joint, man. 87 00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:19,869 It looks like a toothpick, man. 88 00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:23,539 - No, it's not a toothpick, man. - No, hey, it is a toothpick, man. 89 00:10:23,874 --> 00:10:25,792 No, man, it's just... 90 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,084 It is a toothpick. 91 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,088 I must've got it in the other pocket, man. 92 00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:33,466 Hold on, man. I got the real shit right here, man. 93 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:40,056 Oh, that's my dick. Yeah, there we go. 94 00:10:40,766 --> 00:10:43,601 Hey, there you go, man. Light that sucker up, man. 95 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:46,103 We'll go to the moon. 96 00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:49,398 Jeez, I hope your dick's bigger than this, man. 97 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,901 Hey, man, you want to get out and walk, man? 98 00:10:52,611 --> 00:10:54,570 Hey, you want to get high, man? 99 00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,697 Does Howdy Doody got wooden balls, man? 100 00:10:56,782 --> 00:11:00,743 I got a joint here, man, I've been saving for a special occasion. 101 00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:02,578 Go on, fire it up. 102 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,581 Hey, I hope the drums don't mess up your upholstery, man. 103 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,083 No, I'm in a band, too, man. 104 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:09,168 - Oh, are you? - Yeah, I'm a lead singer, man. 105 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,045 - Wow, that's hip, man. - Yeah, we play everything 106 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:14,423 from, like, Santana to El Chicano, man. You know, like, everything. 107 00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:18,261 Hey, I'm just a love machine 108 00:11:18,387 --> 00:11:21,180 And I don't work for nobody but you 109 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,266 I'm just a love machine 110 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:26,269 And I don't work for nobody but you 111 00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:28,062 Woman, when my temperature rise 112 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,022 And then I go for her thighs 113 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:34,610 And then I see guacamole in my shoes 114 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:38,447 Guacamole in my shoe 115 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,870 Is that a joint, man? 116 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:50,001 Looks like a Quarter Pounder, man. 117 00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:51,752 Led Zeppelin. 118 00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:54,463 Hey, be careful with that shit, man. 119 00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:59,051 What, is it heavy stuff, man? Will it blow me away? 120 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,721 Better put your seatbelt on, man. I'll tell you that much. 121 00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:04,223 Shit, I been smoking since I was born, man. 122 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,100 I can smoke anything, man. 123 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:10,563 Like I smoke that Michoac�n, man, Acapulco Gold, man. 124 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,940 I even smoke that tied stick, you know? 125 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,442 Tied stick? 126 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:17,361 Yeah, you know. That stuff, it's tied to a stick, you know. 127 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:18,696 Oh, Thai stick. 128 00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:20,615 Yeah, that didn't even do nothing to me, man. 129 00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:24,243 I could probably smoke this whole joint, man, and still walk away, man. 130 00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:26,370 It wouldn't be no problem at all, man. 131 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,375 Toke. Toke it up, man. 132 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:35,796 Dude, that's... 133 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,549 Kind of grabs you by the boo-boo, don't it? 134 00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,676 - Hey, man. - What? 135 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,304 What? 136 00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:49,310 Hey, what's in this shit, man? 137 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,939 Mostly Maui Wowie, man. 138 00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:56,192 - Yeah? - But it's got some Labrador in it. 139 00:12:57,194 --> 00:13:00,112 - What's Labrador? - It's dog shit. 140 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:04,283 - What? - Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man. 141 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:08,412 Had it on the table, and the little mother fucker ate it, man. 142 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:09,789 Yeah? 143 00:13:09,915 --> 00:13:12,083 So I had to follow him around with a little baggie 144 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,835 for three days before I got it back. 145 00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:17,797 Really blew the dog's mind. 146 00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:20,675 You mean we're smoking dog shit, man? 147 00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:23,386 Gets you high, don't it? 148 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,818 I think it's even better than before, you know? 149 00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:42,238 Damn, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man. 150 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,158 Wow, man. 151 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:50,121 That's some heavy shit, man. 152 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,290 Yeah. 153 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:05,386 Hey, man, am I driving okay? 154 00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,353 I think we're parked, man. 155 00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:16,564 Oh, shit. 156 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,775 God damn, what was in that shit, man? 157 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:22,194 I never had no dope like that before in my life, man. 158 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,696 That's the heaviest shit I ever smoked, man. 159 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,656 I mean, I smoked a lot of shit before, man, 160 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,783 but, God damn, man, that's heavy shit. 161 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,369 You okay? 162 00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:31,746 I can't breathe. 163 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,040 What's the matter? 164 00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:35,624 I can't breathe, man. 165 00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:38,836 Well, just... Well, here. Hey, man. 166 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:42,089 Hey, hey, I got something that will mellow you out, man. 167 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,008 You're just freaking out. Here. 168 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,260 - Here. - I never smoked no shit like that before. 169 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,012 - Take these, man. Take these. - What? 170 00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,638 - This will mellow you out, man. - What is this? 171 00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:51,891 - What is this, man? - Just take them, man. 172 00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,646 Hey, don't take those, man. 173 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:01,650 What? 174 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,070 I almost gave you the wrong shit, man. 175 00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:06,155 Hey, man, I already took them, man. 176 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,868 Hey, what do you mean? 177 00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:12,369 Wow, man. 178 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,455 Hey, what was that shit, man? 179 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:19,627 You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life. 180 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,338 Hey, man, I never had no acid before, man. 181 00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,840 Jeez, I hope you're not busy for about a month. 182 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:28,052 Shit, I'm going to die, man. That stuff's going to make me die, man. 183 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,930 - Oh, man. No, that's good acid, man. - Hey, man, I never had it before, man. 184 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,932 - It won't hurt you, man. - It's going to make me freak out, man. 185 00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:34,642 I seen those guys that walk around my neighborhood 186 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:35,768 - that had too many acid, man. - Oh, dude... 187 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,520 Their heads look like a pumpkin, like that, man. 188 00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:39,605 No, you're okay. Mellow out. Relax, man. 189 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,857 Hey, mellow out, man! 190 00:15:43,527 --> 00:15:45,486 Nowjust go, "Om. " 191 00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:47,321 - What? - Do it, man. 192 00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:51,867 - Om. - Om. 193 00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:54,078 - Om. - Oh, shit. 194 00:15:54,287 --> 00:16:00,793 Mellow. 195 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,212 Yeah. 196 00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:07,049 - You better now, man? - Yeah. 197 00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:09,343 - You mellow? - Yeah. 198 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,220 Feel all right, huh? 199 00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,389 Yeah. 200 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,479 - What are you doing, man? - Sometimes that helps, man. 201 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,149 Hey, listen, can we get off this street, man? 202 00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:24,984 Listen, we're parked in a bad spot. 203 00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:27,903 - That's heavy, man. - The cops just went by, man. 204 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,489 Hey, they're right... Hey, man, we're being pulled over, man. 205 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:33,075 - Hey, that's heavy, man. - Hey, it's the cops. 206 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,618 They're coming, man. 207 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,457 This is cool, man. I never had it before, man. 208 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,210 I didn't think it was going to be like this, man. 209 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,758 What's the problem, son? 210 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:55,055 Roll down your window. 211 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,643 Keep on knocking. But you can't come in. 212 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:02,855 Don't, man. It's the cops, man. 213 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:06,108 Wait, I gotta roll down the window, man. 214 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:10,154 Here you go. Weigh the anchor. How much does it weigh? 215 00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:12,448 I don't know. I forgot. You forgot? 216 00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:15,201 I saw that on a movie once. 217 00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:19,955 - Can I see your license, sir? - What? 218 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,291 Your license. Where's your license? 219 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,668 License. It's on the bumper, man. Back there, man. 220 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,754 No. I mean your driver's license. 221 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:30,716 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I got my driver's license, man. 222 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:37,097 I just thought of something real funny, man. 223 00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:39,099 Hey, your mama. 224 00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:46,732 - Sir, what is your name? - What? 225 00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:48,567 What's your name? 226 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,781 Isn't it on there on the license, man? 227 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:57,201 Yeah, that's it. Pedro De Pacas, man. That's my name. 228 00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:00,663 - Just wait here a minute, huh? - Okay. 229 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:03,874 Hey, hurry back. I miss you already, darling. 230 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,960 Come on, man. I gotta get rid of this dope, man. 231 00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:08,087 - Don't act a fool. - Oh, okay. 232 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,422 - We're gonna get busted. - I'll be cool. 233 00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:19,431 I'm blind. Oh, shit, I'm blind! 234 00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,770 Hey, blind, man. 235 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:28,190 I can see clearly now, the rain... 236 00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:33,445 Hey, how long does this shit last, man? 237 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:36,448 - And what is your name, sir? - You scared me, man. 238 00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:39,076 What? I told you my name, man. 239 00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:41,328 Sir, what's your name? 240 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,831 Hey there. Hey, what's your name, man? 241 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,791 The dude wants to know your name, man. 242 00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:51,422 His name is Ralph, man. 243 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,968 I was sitting in the coffee shop just minding my own affairs 244 00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:59,847 When all of a sudden this policeman caught me unawares 245 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:03,892 He said, "Is your name Pedro?" I says, "Yeah, I guess so" 246 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:04,977 He said, "Then come with me 247 00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:07,229 "'cause you're the man we've been looking for" 248 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:10,316 I said, "Hey, man, I've been framed 249 00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:13,277 "Hey, no, really, man, I was framed" 250 00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:20,242 I never do nothing wrong, man But every time I get the blame 251 00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,411 I been framed 252 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:27,374 They put me in the line-up And let the bright lights shine 253 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:31,337 There was ten poor dudes like me Standing in that line 254 00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:34,631 I knew I was a victim of somebody's evil plan 255 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,259 When this scroungy-looking dude came up and said 256 00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:38,844 "Yeah, that's him, man" 257 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:42,723 "Hey, wait a minute, man I've been framed, man 258 00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:46,268 "Oh, listen to me, judge I was framed" 259 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:51,565 I never do nothing wrong Oh, but every time, I get the blame 260 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,067 Hey, I've been framed 261 00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,193 Parole. 262 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,612 Then the prosecuting attorney started prosecuting on me 263 00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,280 You boys are in a lot of trouble. 264 00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:01,784 That dude gave me the first, second, and third degree 265 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:05,913 He said, "Where were you on the night of July 29?" 266 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:08,457 I said, "Man, I was home in bed" He said, "Judge, that man's lying" 267 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,417 Hey, excuse me, I need a drink of water. 268 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,087 I said, "Wait a minute, man I was framed, man 269 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:14,880 "Hey, just listen to me, man, really 270 00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:17,549 "Gotta believe me I've been framed, man" 271 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,885 I never do nothing wrong 272 00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:21,220 Hey, thanks, Pedro. 273 00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:23,097 Oh, but every time I get the blame 274 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:25,557 Oh, I was framed 275 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,018 Fucking vodka, man. 276 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,655 - Oh, shit. - Oh, hey, I'm down here. 277 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:41,365 Wow, I didn't see you, man. 278 00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:43,534 Hey, listen, you can sleep in that bedroom right there, man. 279 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:46,036 - Oh, okay. - Yeah, it's cool there. 280 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:52,376 - Check you in the morning. - Hey, listen, where's the bathroom? 281 00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:54,211 Oh, it's right there. See that door there? 282 00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:56,338 - See you tomorrow, all right? - Yeah, we got rehearsal. 283 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:57,881 - Okay. Okay. - Okay. 284 00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:01,093 Hey, listen, man, if you hear some noise in the bedroom, 285 00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:03,053 you know, moaning and groaning, don't pay any attention to it, 286 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,346 it's just me and my old lady. 287 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:06,974 Next tune you hear will be Dueling Bedsprings. 288 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,892 - Check you in the morning. - See you tomorrow. 289 00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:16,108 Amigos, presenting you all's new uniforms. 290 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,652 - All right. All right, show time. - Come on. Looky here. Looky here. 291 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,154 Looky here. Check it out. 292 00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:23,782 - All right, you want more shit... - Hey, man, I can't wear this stuff, man. 293 00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,659 - Hey, you... - This is terrible, man. 294 00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:26,869 Look, it don't even fit. 295 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,954 No, baby, you cleaner than Skeeter's peter. 296 00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:30,664 You just don't understand the new style. 297 00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:32,708 - Baby, the name plate... - Oh, man. Look, it don't even... 298 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,334 Hey, it's too short, man. 299 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:36,795 Oh, well, we'll just make a few minor adjustments, holmes. 300 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,381 - Look here. Ain't nothing to... - Hey, hold it, man. 301 00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:41,175 No, man, I can't wear this. 302 00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:42,509 Oh, Curtis, man. 303 00:21:44,596 --> 00:21:45,846 Look at these uniforms, Jack. 304 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:48,474 - Didn't I put them in the pocket? - These uniforms is out of sight, man. 305 00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:49,933 - Shut your mouth, baby. - Out of sight, man. 306 00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:51,351 I hope mine is as bad as this, you know? 307 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:52,519 Hey, you know it. 308 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,229 - You see them new cuts on them? - Yeah, yeah, man. 309 00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:56,231 All they need is rhinestones on them pointed shoes, man. 310 00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:58,317 - Yeah. - They out of sight, all right. 311 00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:01,153 Hey, these uniforms are lame, man. 312 00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:03,989 - What you mean lame, sucker? - Hey, Pedro, man. 313 00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:06,533 Where's the white dude you say was playing the drums? 314 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,870 That's him, man. Oh, that's James, the bass player, man. 315 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,788 - Yeah, what's happening? - Hey, seriously, man, 316 00:22:11,915 --> 00:22:13,165 these look like waiter uniforms. 317 00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:15,292 - You don't like them, man? - No. 318 00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:17,461 Oh, wow. I'll be in the kitchen. 319 00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:18,670 He don't like it, he wants some... 320 00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:20,756 Hey, wait a minute. He's right, man. These are lame. 321 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,966 This is the new cut. You all be bad. 322 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,094 No, hey, man. If we're going to wear uniforms, man, 323 00:22:26,221 --> 00:22:28,013 you know, let's everybody wear something different. 324 00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:30,015 Yeah, that's it. Yeah, we want something 325 00:22:30,141 --> 00:22:31,517 where everybody wears something different, man, 326 00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:32,851 but the same, you know? 327 00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:34,937 - I gotta get out of this stuff. - Yeah, okay. Hurry up, man. 328 00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:37,231 - Hey, hey. - Yeah, those are lame, man. 329 00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:38,899 - Get us something else, man. - Pedro. 330 00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:42,736 - Pedro, this is Curtis, baby. - Yeah, I know Curtis, man. 331 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:46,073 I mean, I'm on top of it. Rest easy. Curtis is on the case. 332 00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:47,574 Come on, man. Hurry up and get dressed. 333 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,159 We gotta go score a lid. 334 00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:54,206 ...and we'd like to rock 'n' roll and play some great music. 335 00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:57,584 I have a song here by a group called the Search Boys. 336 00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:00,087 And the Search Boys are going to go searching. 337 00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:02,005 Don't ask me what they're going to go searching for, 338 00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:04,967 but they're gonna go searching. So let's do it. 339 00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:54,933 I can't believe we can't find no grass nowhere, man. 340 00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:58,562 That's 'cause too many people are smoking it now. 341 00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:01,940 And it really makes it tough on the rest of us. 342 00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:03,442 - Yeah. - You know what I mean? 343 00:24:03,568 --> 00:24:06,320 - The prices have gone crazy, man. - Yeah. 344 00:24:06,404 --> 00:24:09,281 I mean, some people are paying, like, 100 bucks a lid, man. 345 00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:10,574 Wow. 346 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:14,411 - Who lives here, man? - That's my cousin Strawberry, man. 347 00:24:14,537 --> 00:24:17,372 He's probably got some dope, man. He's always got the best smoke. 348 00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:18,957 Oh, I hope so, man. 349 00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:22,461 Yeah, well, he's cool. His only thing is, he's a little weird. 350 00:24:22,587 --> 00:24:24,838 You know, like, he went over to Vietnam, man, 351 00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:26,840 and he came back all weirded out, you know. 352 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:29,676 Yeah, well, that Nam grass will do it to you, man. 353 00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:32,054 - Yeah. - That stuff will lay you out, man. 354 00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:33,305 He's really weird, man. 355 00:24:33,431 --> 00:24:35,182 - That's what lost the war. - So, like, be careful. 356 00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:36,391 Whatever you do, don't say nothing 357 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,644 about his birthmark there, man, because he flips out. 358 00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:40,937 Hey, I ain't going to talk about nobody's birthmark. 359 00:24:41,022 --> 00:24:42,439 Yeah, don't look at it, either. 360 00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:44,941 Come on. 361 00:24:45,193 --> 00:24:46,818 You sure it's a birthmark, man? 362 00:24:47,278 --> 00:24:50,364 'Cause sometimes that Nam grass will do weird things 363 00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:52,741 to your face, too, you know. 364 00:24:54,369 --> 00:24:55,577 Who is it? 365 00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:57,162 It's me, Pedro, man. 366 00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:58,705 Pedro's not here. 367 00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:01,166 No, I'm Pedro, man. Open up. 368 00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:02,751 - What's the matter, man? - I don't know. 369 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:04,503 Somebody's messing around in there, man. 370 00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:08,131 Come on. It's open, man. 371 00:25:11,052 --> 00:25:13,595 - Hey, Strawberry. - Strawberry's not here. 372 00:25:16,099 --> 00:25:18,892 Hey, it's a bird, man. A bird is answering the door. 373 00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:21,561 What a trip. 374 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:22,896 Hey, fella. 375 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:25,190 Hey, Strawberry? 376 00:25:25,483 --> 00:25:27,776 Wanna get high? Wanna get high? 377 00:25:28,486 --> 00:25:29,903 Must've had a party here, man. 378 00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:31,571 Wanna get high? 379 00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:34,408 Wanna get high? Wanna get high? 380 00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:39,621 Hey, want something to eat, man? They got some pizza. 381 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:42,958 Strawberry? 382 00:25:45,962 --> 00:25:47,295 Hey, Strawberry? 383 00:25:54,429 --> 00:25:57,681 Oh, Strawberry. Hey, what's happening, man? 384 00:25:58,850 --> 00:26:00,058 How you doing? 385 00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:04,312 Starbuck. Starbuck. 386 00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:07,315 - Pedro? - Yeah, yeah, right. Pedro, man. 387 00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:09,735 This is my friend. 388 00:26:10,695 --> 00:26:11,945 Strawberry. 389 00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:14,364 Hey, how you doing, man? 390 00:26:14,949 --> 00:26:16,199 I'm doing, friend. 391 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:21,121 Oh, yeah. Well, we were stopping by 392 00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:22,456 to see if we could score some smoke, man. 393 00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:24,124 You know, we've been all over the neighborhood, you know, 394 00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:25,584 and nobody's got none, you know? 395 00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:27,294 So, like, we was wondering 396 00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:28,962 maybe if we could score some smoke from you. 397 00:26:29,046 --> 00:26:30,088 - Smoke? - Yeah. 398 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:31,590 Smoke. You want some smoke? 399 00:26:31,716 --> 00:26:33,341 Yeah, I'll get you some smoke, man. 400 00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:35,844 All right. Yeah, we could score some smoke from him. 401 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:37,679 Yeah, I told you, man, we could. 402 00:26:37,972 --> 00:26:39,264 What you looking at, man? 403 00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:44,060 Oh, nothing. I wasn't looking. I was just... 404 00:26:44,145 --> 00:26:46,772 - I wasn't looking at his neck, man. - Oh, shit. 405 00:26:46,856 --> 00:26:47,898 Your friend better stay here, 406 00:26:47,982 --> 00:26:50,317 'cause we're going to go over and see some people of mine, 407 00:26:50,985 --> 00:26:52,569 and they don't like strange dudes. 408 00:26:53,905 --> 00:26:55,322 They don't fuck around. 409 00:26:56,199 --> 00:26:57,866 - Well, I'll stay here. - Yeah. 410 00:27:07,168 --> 00:27:10,587 Look at that, man. The great outdoors, huh? 411 00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:12,631 - Yeah, great outdoors. - Yeah. 412 00:27:15,009 --> 00:27:16,218 El roacho. 413 00:28:02,056 --> 00:28:03,723 God, it sure looks real. 414 00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:08,645 Who are you? 415 00:28:08,980 --> 00:28:10,397 Hey, how you doing? 416 00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:14,234 I spilled it. I made a mess. I was just trying... 417 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,152 Where have you been all my life? 418 00:28:16,279 --> 00:28:18,488 - We just come in... - If you don't mind. 419 00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:20,907 It's not really... 420 00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:39,217 Jeez, I don't believe it. 421 00:28:49,437 --> 00:28:50,812 Oh, is that great? 422 00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:53,773 Wow, what a rush, huh? What's that stuff like? 423 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:54,941 Good shit. 424 00:29:06,037 --> 00:29:07,412 The freak with the top hat and the tire is leaving 425 00:29:07,538 --> 00:29:09,205 - with a basketball. - Cover the freak. 426 00:29:10,291 --> 00:29:11,583 He's covered. 427 00:29:13,461 --> 00:29:16,671 - Have the rest of the men stand by. - Stand by. 428 00:29:17,632 --> 00:29:20,675 I think we're onto something really big, Harry. 429 00:29:21,052 --> 00:29:23,553 This could be the bust we've been waiting for. 430 00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:24,721 Right, Sarge. 431 00:29:25,222 --> 00:29:26,473 Zipping up. 432 00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:05,762 Claymores. 433 00:30:05,888 --> 00:30:07,847 - What? - Claymores. 434 00:30:07,974 --> 00:30:11,393 Get me up past that last hutch there and jettison me into the paddies. 435 00:30:12,103 --> 00:30:13,520 What are you talking about paddies, man? 436 00:30:13,646 --> 00:30:15,355 Ain't no paddies. They're just Chicanos, man. 437 00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:16,940 What are you talking about? 438 00:30:17,066 --> 00:30:18,858 Strike that line chatter, grunt. 439 00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:20,652 If you'd deploy a little recon, 440 00:30:20,778 --> 00:30:23,488 you'd see that Charlie has us surrounded. 441 00:30:23,614 --> 00:30:27,534 Charlie? Oh, man. It's a cop. 442 00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:28,868 Strawberry, they're around your pad, man. 443 00:30:28,995 --> 00:30:30,662 They're gonna bust your pad. 444 00:30:30,788 --> 00:30:31,788 Hey, Strawberry. 445 00:30:31,914 --> 00:30:34,791 Oh, man, are you flipped out on one of your Vietnam trips, man? 446 00:30:34,917 --> 00:30:36,459 Hey, hold on to your thing, man. God damn. 447 00:30:36,585 --> 00:30:38,753 Look, you take the point. I'll take the rear. 448 00:30:38,879 --> 00:30:41,464 If you need air, call it in. 449 00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:44,551 Where you going? Hey, Strawberry. 450 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:46,761 Oh, shit. 451 00:30:48,931 --> 00:30:50,098 Strawberry. 452 00:30:58,983 --> 00:31:00,108 Fuck. 453 00:31:06,407 --> 00:31:07,657 Shit. 454 00:31:15,249 --> 00:31:16,583 I better get that. 455 00:31:16,709 --> 00:31:18,668 - Hurry up. - Yeah. 456 00:31:19,837 --> 00:31:21,421 - Hello? - Hello? 457 00:31:21,672 --> 00:31:22,672 Hello. 458 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,091 Hey, man, don't answer the phone even if it's me calling. 459 00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:26,926 Man, I think it's bugged. 460 00:31:27,053 --> 00:31:28,053 Pedro? 461 00:31:28,179 --> 00:31:30,263 Yeah, this is Pedro. I mean, no. 462 00:31:30,681 --> 00:31:33,308 Hey, man, look, the house is being raided, man. Get out of the house. 463 00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:35,393 Hey, Sarge. Listen to this. 464 00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:41,107 Did you get the weed? 465 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:44,319 Hey, man, opscays. You hear, man? Get outsky, man. 466 00:31:44,445 --> 00:31:47,197 Igpays. Igpays. Vamoose. 467 00:31:47,323 --> 00:31:48,865 Sounds very Latin. 468 00:31:48,991 --> 00:31:51,034 Could be the Mexican connection. Better get this down. 469 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,036 Hey, did you get the dope, man? 470 00:31:53,162 --> 00:31:55,997 Hurry back, man. There's some joints around here. 471 00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:58,374 Hey, there's coke and everything, man. 472 00:31:59,293 --> 00:32:02,378 Pedro, the place is full of joints. Come on back, man. 473 00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:04,672 This could be it, Harry. 474 00:32:06,675 --> 00:32:07,967 Pass the word along. 475 00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:10,470 Tell the men it's time to shoot the moon. 476 00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:14,349 Shoot the moon! 477 00:32:14,475 --> 00:32:18,770 No, you idiot. Not out there. On the microphone. On the microphone. 478 00:32:18,896 --> 00:32:21,481 Shoot the moon. Shoot the moon. 479 00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:24,567 Hello? Can't hear you, man. Just a minute. 480 00:32:27,863 --> 00:32:32,742 Hello. Hey, Pedro? We get cut off? 481 00:32:35,079 --> 00:32:36,996 We really did get cut off. 482 00:32:38,582 --> 00:32:41,167 Hey. Hey. Hello? 483 00:32:42,419 --> 00:32:45,255 Shit, man. How am I going to get him out of there? 484 00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:48,049 Hey. Hey. 485 00:32:50,386 --> 00:32:54,806 All right, freeze! This is a bust. Party's over, folks. You, out. 486 00:32:55,266 --> 00:32:58,726 You, freak there with the red coat... Not you. 487 00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:04,941 Don't swallow the dope. We know you're holding. 488 00:33:05,025 --> 00:33:06,025 I knew this party was gonna be a drag. 489 00:33:07,444 --> 00:33:09,237 Just how well do you know that freak with the basketball? 490 00:33:09,363 --> 00:33:10,738 - Which basketball? - "Which basketball?" 491 00:33:10,865 --> 00:33:12,991 Hey, Sergeant, get a load of these two. 492 00:33:14,702 --> 00:33:15,869 What's her problem? 493 00:33:15,953 --> 00:33:17,495 Can't you see she's sick? 494 00:33:18,414 --> 00:33:21,040 - She's sick, all right. - It's turning blue. 495 00:33:21,584 --> 00:33:25,086 Yeah? That's high-grade stuff. 496 00:33:25,838 --> 00:33:27,422 Could be Peruvian flake. 497 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:29,966 That's right. Keep laughing, miss. Just keep on laughing, 498 00:33:30,050 --> 00:33:32,844 but this is not a laughing matter. This is serious. This is very serious. 499 00:33:32,928 --> 00:33:35,305 - This stuff destroys your mind. - Can't you see she's sick? 500 00:33:35,389 --> 00:33:37,599 She's been through a lot in a short period of time. 501 00:33:37,725 --> 00:33:39,225 She's all fucked up. 502 00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:41,394 You watch your language, miss. 503 00:33:41,729 --> 00:33:44,105 Harry, remember to get a lab sample of this stuff. 504 00:33:45,983 --> 00:33:48,526 You have the right to remain silent. 505 00:33:48,986 --> 00:33:52,822 - If you refuse that right... - Anything you say. 506 00:33:52,907 --> 00:33:54,324 ...anything you say may be used against you... 507 00:33:54,491 --> 00:33:56,242 - Have you got the book? - No, sir. 508 00:33:56,368 --> 00:34:00,038 ...used against you in a court of law. 509 00:34:00,164 --> 00:34:01,998 - Read the book. - Thank you. 510 00:34:02,124 --> 00:34:03,333 - Jesus. - All right. 511 00:34:03,459 --> 00:34:06,920 "You have the right to remain silent. If you give that right up, 512 00:34:07,046 --> 00:34:09,047 "anything you say can be used and will be used... " 513 00:34:09,173 --> 00:34:11,174 What's going on here? Hey, who are you? 514 00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:13,259 Listen to me, you pervert. Sit down. 515 00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:14,677 Who are you? 516 00:34:14,762 --> 00:34:16,137 We're from the finance company, man. 517 00:34:16,222 --> 00:34:18,264 We came to reprocess the furniture, man. 518 00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:20,099 That? 519 00:34:20,184 --> 00:34:22,560 Yeah. Well, you know, we gave them a lot of chances to pay up, man, 520 00:34:22,645 --> 00:34:25,188 but they didn't pay up and the boss says it's got to go, man. 521 00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:26,981 I'm just doing my job, man. 522 00:34:27,441 --> 00:34:29,317 No. Come on, it's my bowl. 523 00:34:29,443 --> 00:34:31,736 All right. Everybody out. Move everybody out. 524 00:34:31,862 --> 00:34:32,862 - Murphy. - That means you, buddy. 525 00:34:33,030 --> 00:34:35,198 - What the hell are you doing, Murphy? - All right, move it out. 526 00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:39,702 All of you, come on. Get out. Let's go. Get out of there. 527 00:34:40,329 --> 00:34:41,412 Everybody. 528 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:46,292 - It's locked, man. - What? Oh, yeah. 529 00:34:48,379 --> 00:34:51,047 Let go. Let go, man. 530 00:34:52,049 --> 00:34:53,549 Come on. Come on in. 531 00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:55,426 - Hey, what's going on, man? - It's a bust, man. 532 00:34:55,511 --> 00:34:59,055 We got to figure out some way to get you out of here, man. Shit. 533 00:35:15,906 --> 00:35:18,950 All right, freeze. This is a bust. Strawberry. 534 00:35:21,245 --> 00:35:23,746 Single file. I wasn't looking at his neck. 535 00:35:24,206 --> 00:35:25,373 I wasn't looking at... 536 00:35:29,086 --> 00:35:31,587 No, man. The town's dry. There ain't no dope nowhere, man. 537 00:35:31,714 --> 00:35:33,256 I got to pee. 538 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:36,301 Hey, Pedro. 539 00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:41,848 - Hey, Pedro, my man. - Hey, what's happening, Curtis? 540 00:35:41,974 --> 00:35:43,308 - What's going on? - How you doing, man? 541 00:35:43,434 --> 00:35:45,601 Oh, I don't know. Hey, holmes, this your ride? 542 00:35:45,728 --> 00:35:47,645 - Yeah. - Wow. 543 00:35:47,771 --> 00:35:50,523 Yeah, I got it off my cousin Johnny, man. 544 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:53,276 This is your... I mean, this bad low machine is yours? 545 00:35:53,402 --> 00:35:54,527 Yeah. 546 00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:56,779 Oh, Pedro, you got a taste of soul to you, bro. 547 00:35:57,156 --> 00:35:59,157 - And style, too. - Yeah, I hear you. 548 00:35:59,283 --> 00:36:01,784 Hey, now, you know what you need to go with this bad ride? 549 00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:04,537 - A chick? - No, baby. Check these out. 550 00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:07,457 - Knuckles? - Genuine diamonds, baby. 551 00:36:07,958 --> 00:36:10,043 Those ain't for-real diamonds, man. 552 00:36:10,169 --> 00:36:13,046 What you... Hey, man. Check this out. Step back. 553 00:36:13,172 --> 00:36:15,089 Ain't for real? Check this. 554 00:36:17,176 --> 00:36:20,428 Hey, man, what are you doing, man? You scratched my window. 555 00:36:20,554 --> 00:36:21,888 You know, it's cool. It's cool. 556 00:36:22,014 --> 00:36:23,306 Hey, well, you know what I do need, man? 557 00:36:23,432 --> 00:36:24,891 We been looking all over for some smoke, man. 558 00:36:25,017 --> 00:36:26,809 Nobody has no grass, man. You got some? 559 00:36:26,935 --> 00:36:29,729 Hey, man, I got some weed straight from Turkey, boy. 560 00:36:29,855 --> 00:36:31,314 It's what set them Arabs off. 561 00:36:31,482 --> 00:36:34,525 - Arabs from Turkey? - Yeah, man. Yeah, it was from Turkey. 562 00:36:34,651 --> 00:36:37,487 Hey, man, this stuff is so bad, it'll put a hump in a camel's back. 563 00:36:37,613 --> 00:36:39,489 - No shit? - I wouldn't shit you, baby. 564 00:36:39,615 --> 00:36:41,783 - I mean, this is some bad weed. - You got it on you? 565 00:36:41,909 --> 00:36:43,910 I got it on me, man. You got to check it out. 566 00:36:44,036 --> 00:36:46,204 - It'll boogie-woogie on your brain. - All right. 567 00:36:46,288 --> 00:36:47,288 Just 'cause we tight, 568 00:36:47,414 --> 00:36:49,290 I'm going to let you have it for a double dime. 569 00:37:02,513 --> 00:37:04,847 Man, that shit ain't shit, man. 570 00:37:05,933 --> 00:37:06,974 What? 571 00:37:07,101 --> 00:37:11,187 We smoked this whole lid, man, and I haven't even got a buzz yet, man. 572 00:37:11,313 --> 00:37:12,647 You ain't high? 573 00:37:12,773 --> 00:37:16,401 I ain't high. I'll tell you that, man. I don't feel nothing, man. 574 00:37:17,820 --> 00:37:21,614 Boys, my man Curtis sure came through for us this time, didn't he, man? 575 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,699 I'm annihilated, you know? 576 00:37:25,035 --> 00:37:26,702 - What? - Get me a cookie. 577 00:37:26,829 --> 00:37:29,664 Juan, don't beg me, man. Go in the kitchen, you know. 578 00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:34,210 You must get high on lawn clippings, Jack, 'cause this ain't grass, man. 579 00:37:34,336 --> 00:37:37,422 - I'm telling you that. - Oh, you guys is tripping, man. 580 00:37:37,548 --> 00:37:41,050 I told you, Curtis is our partner, man. He came through for us, you know. 581 00:37:41,635 --> 00:37:43,928 Hey, if he sold you that, man, I wouldn't want... 582 00:37:44,054 --> 00:37:45,888 - Hey. Hey, man, hide. - What? 583 00:37:46,014 --> 00:37:47,140 Hide, man. It's a bust. 584 00:37:50,727 --> 00:37:52,979 Freeze, you chili-choking pepper belly. 585 00:37:55,315 --> 00:37:57,525 - One guy in the front room. - I'll check the rooms on the left. 586 00:37:57,776 --> 00:38:00,486 All right, what do you got in here, lady? 587 00:38:01,321 --> 00:38:04,323 - Hey, man. Get the seeds. - Who is it, man? 588 00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:07,493 - It's a bust, man. Get the seeds. - Seeds? 589 00:38:07,578 --> 00:38:09,871 Why, man? They can't bust you for seeds. 590 00:38:09,997 --> 00:38:11,456 Well, then just hide your face. 591 00:38:11,874 --> 00:38:14,667 - We ain't done nothing. There's no... - It's a bust, man. 592 00:38:14,877 --> 00:38:16,669 We're clean. There's no weed in the house. 593 00:38:18,422 --> 00:38:19,672 Hey, what's going on? 594 00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:22,592 - Oh, man. It's just the migra. - Who? 595 00:38:23,302 --> 00:38:26,137 - Oh, I forgot. Shit. - The migra? 596 00:38:26,263 --> 00:38:29,557 Yeah, they're looking for illegal aliens, man. I forgot it's the wedding. 597 00:38:30,058 --> 00:38:31,684 - The wedding? - Yeah. 598 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,853 - So who are these guys? - They're the immigration. 599 00:38:33,979 --> 00:38:36,522 You know, the migra, man. They're going to deport these dudes. 600 00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:38,232 - Deport them? - Yeah. 601 00:38:38,358 --> 00:38:41,444 See, what's happening is my cousin is getting married down in TJ, man, 602 00:38:41,570 --> 00:38:43,154 so he calls the Immigration on himself. 603 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,948 - But why? - So he can get a free ride, man. 604 00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:49,285 See, they come down with a big old bus, they take the whole wedding party down, 605 00:38:49,411 --> 00:38:51,871 - plus they even get fed lunch, man. - Wow. 606 00:38:52,122 --> 00:38:53,206 So we're cool? 607 00:38:53,290 --> 00:38:56,250 Yeah. We got nothing to worry about, man, unless you don't got a green card. 608 00:39:12,434 --> 00:39:15,311 Hello, Uncle Chuey? This is Pedro. 609 00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:19,398 Hey, man, we got deported. We're down here in Tijuana right now. 610 00:39:19,483 --> 00:39:20,483 We need a way to get back. 611 00:39:20,609 --> 00:39:23,152 You got anything needs to be picked up here? 612 00:39:23,278 --> 00:39:24,529 Oh, yeah? 613 00:39:25,072 --> 00:39:27,073 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on. 614 00:39:28,659 --> 00:39:29,825 Yeah? 615 00:39:31,537 --> 00:39:33,579 Okay. What's the address? 1811... 616 00:39:38,085 --> 00:39:39,460 Pedro. 617 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:42,213 Hey. Hey, man. We got a ride. 618 00:39:42,339 --> 00:39:43,965 Wow, far out, man. 619 00:39:44,091 --> 00:39:45,132 Hey, my Uncle Chuey's got a van 620 00:39:45,259 --> 00:39:47,593 we gotta smuggle back across the border, man. 621 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:50,096 - Hey, what are we smuggling? - Upholstery, man. 622 00:39:50,222 --> 00:39:51,931 He's got an upholstery shop in Beverly Hills, 623 00:39:52,057 --> 00:39:54,767 but he gets all the work done here, man, 'cause it's cheaper. 624 00:39:55,352 --> 00:39:58,604 The smuggling of marijuana from Mexico into the United States 625 00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:00,523 has reached a dangerous high. 626 00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:03,734 The methods have become unbelievably devious, 627 00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:08,489 and these are the seeds which may sow the destruction of the human race. 628 00:40:09,658 --> 00:40:10,950 Gentlemen, I don't think we need to comment 629 00:40:11,076 --> 00:40:13,202 on the seriousness of the situation. 630 00:40:16,832 --> 00:40:18,874 Harry, will you cool that? Just stop that, Harry. 631 00:40:20,711 --> 00:40:23,879 Gentlemen, we are on the threshold 632 00:40:23,964 --> 00:40:26,173 of copping one of the largest shipments of marijuana 633 00:40:26,258 --> 00:40:28,342 that has ever crossed the Mexican border 634 00:40:28,427 --> 00:40:30,136 into the United States. 635 00:40:30,637 --> 00:40:35,141 The question is, how are they going to transport it across the border? 636 00:40:35,267 --> 00:40:36,350 - By boat. - Carrier pigeon. 637 00:40:36,476 --> 00:40:37,935 - Plane. - Freight. 638 00:40:38,061 --> 00:40:39,395 Piggyback. 639 00:40:39,688 --> 00:40:41,355 - Plaster casts. - Long trucks. 640 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:42,481 Long trucks. 641 00:40:43,233 --> 00:40:44,442 Let me show you. 642 00:40:47,154 --> 00:40:48,946 Inside TV sets. 643 00:40:49,031 --> 00:40:52,450 No, Harry. No, no, no. Not inside TV sets. 644 00:40:52,826 --> 00:40:56,162 The TV set itself is the marijuana. 645 00:40:56,747 --> 00:40:59,165 The tube, the picture, the aerial, the whole works. 646 00:40:59,291 --> 00:41:02,251 How can you make a TV set out of marijuana? 647 00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:04,712 That's a good question, Harry. I'll show you. 648 00:41:05,213 --> 00:41:08,299 Now, the weed is separated from seed. 649 00:41:08,425 --> 00:41:11,469 The weed is then transformed into liquid. 650 00:41:11,595 --> 00:41:14,513 The liquid is then acted upon by a chemical 651 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:17,058 which makes it hard like a plastic. 652 00:41:17,184 --> 00:41:20,436 The plastic is then transformed into a spray. 653 00:41:20,562 --> 00:41:24,190 This spray, gentlemen, is called fiberweed, 654 00:41:24,858 --> 00:41:26,901 and it's pure marijuana. 655 00:41:27,653 --> 00:41:29,820 Thanks to the efforts of our undercover man 656 00:41:29,946 --> 00:41:33,324 inside the dope factory, we have some very interesting facts. 657 00:41:33,450 --> 00:41:35,743 Now, that is quite a quantity of marijuana, gentlemen. 658 00:41:35,869 --> 00:41:37,787 It is not a lid, it is not a kilo, it is not a gram. 659 00:41:37,913 --> 00:41:40,748 Just how much do you think is in this dope factory? 660 00:41:40,874 --> 00:41:42,083 A million pounds. 661 00:41:42,584 --> 00:41:44,543 - Harry? - A shitload. 662 00:41:45,212 --> 00:41:46,504 Harry. 663 00:41:46,755 --> 00:41:50,216 What we do know is that the dope factory is disguised 664 00:41:50,342 --> 00:41:52,134 as an upholstery warehouse. 665 00:41:54,930 --> 00:41:56,931 Hey, this is the street, man. Come on. 666 00:41:58,058 --> 00:42:01,310 - How can you eat this stuff, man? - I love them. Don't you like these? 667 00:42:01,436 --> 00:42:03,354 I told you not to buy it, man. God. 668 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,981 What did you do that for, man? I would have ate it. 669 00:42:06,108 --> 00:42:08,901 You never know what's in that stuff, man. Could be a dog or something. 670 00:42:09,152 --> 00:42:11,237 - You got the address? - Good dog, man. 671 00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:13,864 Hey! 672 00:42:15,659 --> 00:42:17,535 - Son of a... -181... 673 00:42:17,828 --> 00:42:22,289 Is that seven or a one? It looks seven. Come on. Let's go check this place out. 674 00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:36,345 Hey, we're here to pick up the van, man. 675 00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:39,932 We're here to pick up the van. 676 00:42:40,726 --> 00:42:42,393 Have a seat. The boss will be right back. 677 00:42:42,477 --> 00:42:46,355 Okay. The boss will be right back, man. He's somewhere else. 678 00:42:52,612 --> 00:42:54,530 Those burritos, man. 679 00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:56,532 Hey, man, where's the bathroom? 680 00:42:57,159 --> 00:42:59,410 - Straight in the back. - Yeah. Thanks. 681 00:43:02,122 --> 00:43:04,290 Come on, cheeks, tighten up. 682 00:43:09,463 --> 00:43:11,046 Oh, God. 683 00:43:12,966 --> 00:43:16,260 Come on, cheeks, stay together. Let's stay together. 684 00:43:25,145 --> 00:43:27,146 Come on, cheeks, stay together. 685 00:43:29,733 --> 00:43:31,567 Oh, God. I hope that was a fart. 686 00:43:32,569 --> 00:43:33,861 Oh, shit. 687 00:43:34,905 --> 00:43:36,405 Excuse me, sir. 688 00:43:37,157 --> 00:43:38,324 What? 689 00:43:38,867 --> 00:43:40,242 Where's the toilet? 690 00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:41,869 Over there. 691 00:43:48,168 --> 00:43:50,294 Hey, excuse me. Where's the toilet? 692 00:43:51,755 --> 00:43:54,131 Thank you very much. Oh, shit. 693 00:43:59,888 --> 00:44:01,222 Oh, I'm sorry, man. 694 00:44:09,648 --> 00:44:12,233 Man, did you eat one of them burritos, too, man? 695 00:44:12,359 --> 00:44:14,652 Supposed to eat a little bit of ice cream with it. 696 00:44:17,531 --> 00:44:19,323 Come on, ice cream. 697 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,535 Even though we do not know what we are looking for, 698 00:44:23,078 --> 00:44:26,705 we do know the approximate value of the weed itself. 699 00:44:27,499 --> 00:44:29,917 Gentlemen, I would like to hear your opinions. 700 00:44:31,294 --> 00:44:32,294 A million? 701 00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:34,630 The television set alone is worth close to a million. 702 00:44:34,756 --> 00:44:36,966 - A billion dollars. - Now we're getting somewhere. 703 00:44:37,133 --> 00:44:39,009 I'm freezing at 200 million. 704 00:44:39,135 --> 00:44:42,012 - Sarge, I think it's four billion. - You're all wrong. 705 00:44:43,139 --> 00:44:45,975 Nine billion big ones, boys. 706 00:44:47,936 --> 00:44:49,395 And you know what that means. 707 00:44:49,521 --> 00:44:51,438 The better the bust, 708 00:44:51,690 --> 00:44:53,440 - the bigger the boost. - The bigger the boost. 709 00:44:53,567 --> 00:44:54,608 Excellent. 710 00:44:56,653 --> 00:44:59,780 Well, I guess that about wraps it up. 711 00:45:00,740 --> 00:45:01,740 Any questions? 712 00:46:02,636 --> 00:46:04,845 Where'd you learn how to roll them big joints, man? 713 00:46:04,971 --> 00:46:06,472 Hey, you like that, man? 714 00:46:06,598 --> 00:46:08,015 They're heavy. 715 00:46:08,224 --> 00:46:12,227 Yeah, I used to be a roadie for the Doobie Brothers, you know. 716 00:46:12,938 --> 00:46:14,647 What a groovy gig. 717 00:46:14,773 --> 00:46:18,776 Yeah. That's how I learned to play drums. 718 00:46:18,902 --> 00:46:21,320 - Oh, yeah? - Beating on the drums. 719 00:46:23,990 --> 00:46:25,741 Hey, I dig Mexico, man. 720 00:46:25,867 --> 00:46:29,036 I'd like to come back here when we got more time. 721 00:46:29,454 --> 00:46:31,497 Oh, man, are we at the border already? 722 00:46:31,623 --> 00:46:33,374 Looks that way, man. 723 00:46:33,625 --> 00:46:35,501 Oh, shit. Hey, man, well, get rid of the stuff, man. 724 00:46:35,627 --> 00:46:39,254 - Oh, yeah. Better get rid of this shit. - Yeah, hurry up. 725 00:46:39,881 --> 00:46:42,383 Man, just put it down, man. Get rid of it, man. Oh, shit. 726 00:46:42,509 --> 00:46:44,134 We're at the border, man. 727 00:46:44,636 --> 00:46:45,678 Shit. 728 00:46:47,055 --> 00:46:48,389 Lookit. 729 00:46:52,268 --> 00:46:56,981 Hey, get rid of it. Not that way, man. Throw it out. 730 00:46:57,357 --> 00:46:58,565 Throw it out. 731 00:47:05,115 --> 00:47:06,699 This is Toyota Kawasaki, 732 00:47:06,825 --> 00:47:09,118 here at the Mexican-United States border, 733 00:47:09,244 --> 00:47:12,705 where a huge task force of narcotic and customs agents 734 00:47:12,831 --> 00:47:14,915 is preparing a surprise welcome 735 00:47:15,250 --> 00:47:17,251 for a vehicle which they say is constructed 736 00:47:17,377 --> 00:47:19,712 entirely of high-grade marijuana. 737 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:24,133 Don't make that face, man. You make me laugh. 738 00:47:26,845 --> 00:47:28,595 Just let me do all the talking, man. I got it. 739 00:47:28,722 --> 00:47:31,098 - Good afternoon, sisters. - Good afternoon, Officer. 740 00:47:31,224 --> 00:47:32,599 How long have you been in Mexico? 741 00:47:33,810 --> 00:47:35,269 Okay. Just be cool. 742 00:47:35,729 --> 00:47:37,646 How long have you guys been in Mexico? 743 00:47:38,273 --> 00:47:41,442 A week. I mean, a day. 744 00:47:41,568 --> 00:47:43,569 Which one is it, a week or a day? 745 00:47:44,112 --> 00:47:45,529 A weekday. 746 00:47:45,655 --> 00:47:48,073 You got any narcotics or marijuana in here? 747 00:47:49,909 --> 00:47:51,243 Not anymore. 748 00:47:51,786 --> 00:47:53,704 You guys better step out of that van. 749 00:47:53,830 --> 00:47:56,206 - A fire. - Oh, Sister, a fire. 750 00:47:56,332 --> 00:47:58,292 - I'm on fire. - What is it? 751 00:48:01,671 --> 00:48:02,713 Hey, this looks like a bust. Hey. 752 00:48:02,839 --> 00:48:05,007 Get Stedenko on the phone right away. This might be it. 753 00:48:05,133 --> 00:48:09,053 Hey, come on. What have we got here, Sister? 754 00:48:09,179 --> 00:48:11,513 Hey, they're busting nuns, man. 755 00:48:12,098 --> 00:48:14,975 - Wow. That's cold-blooded. - Hey, let's watch, okay? 756 00:48:17,687 --> 00:48:19,813 Okay. Up against the wall. All of you. 757 00:48:21,524 --> 00:48:23,650 Let's get up against the wall. 758 00:48:23,777 --> 00:48:27,196 Sergeant Stedenko, exactly what are you looking for? 759 00:48:27,947 --> 00:48:32,201 Dope, drugs, weed, grass, toot, smack, quackers, 760 00:48:32,327 --> 00:48:35,162 uppers, downers, all-arounders. You name it, we want it. 761 00:48:35,288 --> 00:48:38,248 And how important is it to you to apprehend the suspects? 762 00:48:38,374 --> 00:48:39,500 Critical. 763 00:48:40,085 --> 00:48:41,418 The buying and selling of dope in this country 764 00:48:41,544 --> 00:48:43,962 may be the last vestige of free enterprise left. 765 00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:45,589 There's rumor, Sergeant, 766 00:48:45,715 --> 00:48:48,050 that the suspects might be armed and dangerous. 767 00:48:48,176 --> 00:48:50,469 Do you expect to see any violence here today? 768 00:48:50,595 --> 00:48:51,970 I certainly hope so. 769 00:48:52,097 --> 00:48:54,848 Sergeant, have you yourself smoked marijuana? 770 00:48:54,974 --> 00:48:55,974 Only once. 771 00:48:56,101 --> 00:48:57,309 Hey, look, we're on TV, man. 772 00:48:57,435 --> 00:48:58,769 - Sergeant, telephone. - Hi, Mom. 773 00:48:58,895 --> 00:49:01,063 - Sounds heavy. - This could be it. 774 00:49:01,189 --> 00:49:03,315 - Why are the cops around here? - Hey, well, let's find out, man. 775 00:49:03,441 --> 00:49:05,818 Yeah. Hey, listen, I got to go pee first. 776 00:49:06,236 --> 00:49:07,653 Okay. Don't go scuba diving. 777 00:49:14,119 --> 00:49:16,328 So it was a station wagon, huh, Harry? 778 00:49:18,206 --> 00:49:19,623 Very devious. 779 00:49:20,333 --> 00:49:22,084 They almost look like real nuns, don't they, Harry? 780 00:49:22,168 --> 00:49:23,627 Right down to the stockings. 781 00:49:23,795 --> 00:49:26,046 Very clever. Very clever. 782 00:49:28,925 --> 00:49:30,050 Not bad. 783 00:49:31,136 --> 00:49:33,178 You ought to be ashamed of yourself, you know that? 784 00:49:34,264 --> 00:49:36,682 Reminds me of a funny story my dad used to tell me, Harry. 785 00:49:36,850 --> 00:49:39,643 The only kind of meat a priest could eat on Friday was nun. 786 00:49:40,854 --> 00:49:42,062 Inside! 787 00:49:43,189 --> 00:49:46,024 Harry, get a sample of that car. 788 00:49:46,151 --> 00:49:47,317 Yes, Sergeant. 789 00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:53,574 Start the interrogation, Murphy. I'll be right back. 790 00:50:10,592 --> 00:50:12,593 Hey, what's going on out there, man? 791 00:50:17,473 --> 00:50:19,224 Excuse me. What's going on out there? 792 00:50:19,434 --> 00:50:20,809 Don't worry about it, buddy. It's nothing. 793 00:50:20,935 --> 00:50:23,937 Just some people doing what they're not supposed to be doing. That's all. 794 00:50:39,329 --> 00:50:41,580 Son of a bitch. Look at the... 795 00:50:42,415 --> 00:50:44,374 Some asshole pissed on my leg. 796 00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:46,835 Listen, our agent just phoned from Mexico. 797 00:50:46,961 --> 00:50:48,587 It's not a bunch of nuns in a station wagon. 798 00:50:48,713 --> 00:50:50,422 It's two hippies in a green van. 799 00:50:56,179 --> 00:50:57,346 Must be some heavy shit. 800 00:50:57,430 --> 00:50:58,805 Let's go. Come on. 801 00:51:01,309 --> 00:51:02,684 Get that siren up! 802 00:51:12,111 --> 00:51:13,737 Where would these two creeps hang out? 803 00:51:13,863 --> 00:51:15,447 Where do hippies hang out today? 804 00:51:15,990 --> 00:51:18,242 Sunset Strip. That's where they hang out. 805 00:51:18,993 --> 00:51:22,120 Yeah, we could try there. 806 00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:25,040 If they're not there, we can go up to San Francisco. 807 00:51:25,667 --> 00:51:28,085 Imagine the field day those two creeps are gonna have 808 00:51:28,211 --> 00:51:31,672 when they find out that van is made of grass, huh? 809 00:51:32,090 --> 00:51:34,758 I don't believe it. I really don't believe it. 810 00:51:34,884 --> 00:51:36,301 You guys are supreme idiots. 811 00:51:36,928 --> 00:51:38,720 I mean, how could you let a big, green van 812 00:51:38,846 --> 00:51:40,722 slip right through your fingers? 813 00:51:41,266 --> 00:51:43,308 Spend one week at the border, and what do we end up with? 814 00:51:43,434 --> 00:51:45,978 Busting a bevy of nuns, a guy pisses on my leg, 815 00:51:46,980 --> 00:51:49,314 and I lose my special canine sentry dog. 816 00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:51,066 Best cop I ever knew. 817 00:51:52,068 --> 00:51:53,902 - See anything? - Negative. 818 00:51:54,529 --> 00:51:56,280 Well, use mine. They're on the floor. 819 00:51:59,909 --> 00:52:03,161 Oh, yeah. These are great, Sergeant. You can see everything. 820 00:52:03,288 --> 00:52:04,579 What do you see? 821 00:52:05,873 --> 00:52:07,499 You know, there's a great donut shop up there. 822 00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:10,002 - Do you think we have time... - No, no. I mean on the road. 823 00:52:10,837 --> 00:52:14,756 Wait a minute. There's the van. There's the van. 824 00:52:14,841 --> 00:52:16,049 Yeah, that's it. 825 00:52:16,843 --> 00:52:18,969 Hey, listen, man, when we get back to town, 826 00:52:19,053 --> 00:52:21,388 let's really get serious about this group, okay? 827 00:52:21,472 --> 00:52:22,514 Yeah, really, man. 828 00:52:22,598 --> 00:52:24,599 Like, if we practice all the time, rehearse, man, 829 00:52:24,684 --> 00:52:26,101 we could have a heavy band. 830 00:52:26,227 --> 00:52:28,603 Let's not let anything interfere with our music this time. 831 00:52:28,688 --> 00:52:31,606 Yeah, that's right. Hey, you see what I see, man? 832 00:52:31,691 --> 00:52:34,443 Yeah. Hey, they're hitchhiking, man. 833 00:52:34,527 --> 00:52:35,610 All right. 834 00:52:40,783 --> 00:52:42,659 There they go, Harry. Keep your eye on them. 835 00:52:43,578 --> 00:52:45,329 Wonder what they're doing way out here? 836 00:52:47,749 --> 00:52:50,792 I don't know, but here comes the Mounties to the rescue. 837 00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,169 Holy... 838 00:52:53,046 --> 00:52:54,755 Turn around, Harry. They're over there. 839 00:52:54,881 --> 00:52:56,965 Keep your eye on them, Harry. Keep your eye on them. 840 00:53:01,471 --> 00:53:03,430 Hey, man, you know how to drive, man? 841 00:53:03,848 --> 00:53:06,016 - Sort of. Why? - Take over, man. 842 00:53:06,142 --> 00:53:08,060 Hey, what are you doing, man? 843 00:53:08,144 --> 00:53:09,561 - Hi, ladies. - Hey. 844 00:53:09,645 --> 00:53:11,938 - Hey, apr�s-vous, all of you. - Thanks. 845 00:53:12,065 --> 00:53:14,399 There you go. Watch your step. 846 00:53:14,817 --> 00:53:16,360 I'll watch everything else. 847 00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:18,695 Hey, what's happening? 848 00:53:19,572 --> 00:53:22,199 - How far are you going, man? - All the way. 849 00:53:24,118 --> 00:53:27,287 All right. We're going there ourselves. Come on over. 850 00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:30,957 - There they go, Harry. There they go. - I see them. I see them. 851 00:53:31,125 --> 00:53:32,709 - Shoot their tires out. - Got it. 852 00:53:32,877 --> 00:53:35,504 - No, not yours. Use my gun. - Thanks, Sarge. 853 00:53:47,308 --> 00:53:48,558 Oh, my God. 854 00:53:48,684 --> 00:53:51,561 Damn it. You stupid idiot. Look, you idiot. 855 00:53:51,729 --> 00:53:55,524 You are a stupid, stupid man. Get over here, Harry. 856 00:53:55,858 --> 00:53:58,151 Get over here. Give me that gun. 857 00:54:02,073 --> 00:54:04,950 When I think of the time and the money I've wasted on your training, 858 00:54:05,118 --> 00:54:06,701 and you still turn out to be a blithering idiot. 859 00:54:06,911 --> 00:54:09,663 You're an utter failure. You make me sick! 860 00:54:10,123 --> 00:54:12,916 Have you anything to say for yourself? In the car! 861 00:54:14,460 --> 00:54:16,920 God, I will never, ever, never 862 00:54:17,046 --> 00:54:18,964 take a bald-headed man in the department again. 863 00:54:40,653 --> 00:54:43,029 Wow. This is a neat van. 864 00:54:43,114 --> 00:54:45,657 Yeah. Want to see the rest of it? 865 00:54:46,117 --> 00:54:48,243 - Okay. Sure. - Yeah? 866 00:54:48,369 --> 00:54:51,621 Oh, hey. We'll go right back there. The rest of it is right back there. 867 00:54:52,123 --> 00:54:55,625 Go ahead. Hey, watch your step. Yeah. There you go. 868 00:54:55,751 --> 00:54:57,252 Yeah, right back there. 869 00:54:57,378 --> 00:54:59,254 Hey, have fun at Magic Mountains. 870 00:54:59,380 --> 00:55:02,382 Oh, yeah. I see London, I see France. 871 00:55:05,595 --> 00:55:08,346 If I ain't out in three weeks, man, send a search party. 872 00:55:08,890 --> 00:55:10,849 Hey, hold on. Don't start without me. 873 00:55:22,987 --> 00:55:24,863 Do you want to do a lude? 874 00:55:24,989 --> 00:55:28,033 - You got ludes? - No, I don't have any ludes. 875 00:55:28,159 --> 00:55:29,743 I wish I had ludes. 876 00:55:29,869 --> 00:55:31,786 I thought you said you had some. 877 00:55:31,913 --> 00:55:35,332 No, I don't have some. I do, but I don't have enough. 878 00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:37,584 Oh, right. All right. 879 00:55:37,752 --> 00:55:39,920 I wish I had some, you know. 880 00:55:42,006 --> 00:55:43,882 I love a manly chest. 881 00:55:44,634 --> 00:55:48,303 Yeah. So do I. I mean, on a girl. 882 00:55:49,639 --> 00:55:52,849 Attention, all units. Attention, all units. This is Sergeant Stedenko. 883 00:55:52,975 --> 00:55:55,560 Attention, all units. This is Sergeant Stedenko. 884 00:55:56,020 --> 00:56:00,273 We are changing from a code 3, direct pursuit, to a code 347. 885 00:56:00,983 --> 00:56:03,235 Completely lost due to incompetence. 886 00:56:09,742 --> 00:56:11,535 Hey, man, you know where these chicks are going? 887 00:56:11,661 --> 00:56:12,786 They're going to the Roxy, man. 888 00:56:12,912 --> 00:56:14,496 They're having a battle of the bands there, man. 889 00:56:14,580 --> 00:56:15,747 Debbie was telling me all about it. 890 00:56:15,831 --> 00:56:17,207 You know, they're gonna have all these bands, man, 891 00:56:17,333 --> 00:56:19,042 and the winner gets a record contract. 892 00:56:19,168 --> 00:56:20,544 - A battle of the bands? - Yeah. 893 00:56:20,670 --> 00:56:22,712 Oh, it's like the best thing in the world. We're going there 894 00:56:22,838 --> 00:56:24,548 and everyone's going to be there and everything. 895 00:56:24,674 --> 00:56:27,092 Yeah. The winner gets a record contract with real records, man. 896 00:56:27,218 --> 00:56:29,886 You know, that's not going to mean dick unless they promote you, you know. 897 00:56:30,012 --> 00:56:32,806 But we could get our band in it, man. We could enter. 898 00:56:32,932 --> 00:56:35,433 We could win it, man, and it's $100, too. 899 00:56:35,851 --> 00:56:39,062 We couldn't enter it. We don't even know any tunes yet, man. 900 00:56:39,188 --> 00:56:41,481 What do you mean, man? We had two rehearsals, man. 901 00:56:41,607 --> 00:56:43,024 Besides, it's just punk rock, man. 902 00:56:43,150 --> 00:56:44,442 You know, you don't have to know how to play. 903 00:56:44,569 --> 00:56:46,903 All you just got to do is be a punk, man. We could do that. 904 00:56:50,116 --> 00:56:53,285 - Well, we got to get loaded first, though. - Yeah, we should get loaded. 905 00:56:53,411 --> 00:56:55,620 We need some smoke, man. Jeez, we need to score a lid. 906 00:56:55,746 --> 00:56:57,372 Why don't you just stop, and I'll call Gloria. 907 00:56:57,498 --> 00:56:58,498 - Who's Gloria? - Who's Gloria? 908 00:56:59,667 --> 00:57:02,377 Hi. You're looking good. 909 00:57:02,545 --> 00:57:05,088 You want to go, like, powder our noses, you know? 910 00:57:05,214 --> 00:57:07,799 Anyway, like, I want to talk some business, okay? 911 00:57:07,925 --> 00:57:09,551 Yeah. I got the powder, all right. 912 00:57:09,677 --> 00:57:13,847 She's got the best stuff, I'm telling you. She cuts it herself. 913 00:57:15,558 --> 00:57:17,475 Boy, she can bust me anytime. 914 00:57:17,643 --> 00:57:19,269 You should see her summer whites. 915 00:57:21,397 --> 00:57:22,480 In here. 916 00:57:29,071 --> 00:57:30,739 Wow. That's heavy. 917 00:57:30,990 --> 00:57:34,618 Yeah, man, but I bet a lot of cops smoke dope now, you know. 918 00:57:34,869 --> 00:57:38,204 No, I mean, look at that, man. Looks like a radio station. 919 00:57:39,457 --> 00:57:43,835 The request lines are now open, KGFJ soul radio. 920 00:57:45,171 --> 00:57:46,546 Do it now, man. 921 00:57:46,672 --> 00:57:48,298 Request lines are now... 922 00:57:48,424 --> 00:57:50,133 It's open, man. 923 00:57:50,885 --> 00:57:52,427 Go ahead. Go ahead. Say something. 924 00:57:54,889 --> 00:57:57,182 All right, Officer Clyde, contact headquarters 925 00:57:57,308 --> 00:57:58,683 and give them our present location. 926 00:57:59,477 --> 00:58:01,728 And then I'm going to take off your dress. 927 00:58:03,773 --> 00:58:05,732 And then I'm going to take off your bra. 928 00:58:07,735 --> 00:58:09,944 And then I'm going to take off your shoes. 929 00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:15,659 Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. Can you hear me? 930 00:58:15,785 --> 00:58:17,702 Hello, headquarters? Hello, headquarters? 931 00:58:17,828 --> 00:58:19,162 Come in, headquarters. 932 00:58:19,288 --> 00:58:20,664 This is Officer Clyde. 933 00:58:20,790 --> 00:58:22,540 Use the code name. The code name. 934 00:58:22,625 --> 00:58:24,376 Headquarters. Headquarters, come in, please. 935 00:58:24,460 --> 00:58:26,461 This is code name Hard Head. 936 00:58:26,545 --> 00:58:28,880 Hat. Hard Hat. Give me that. 937 00:58:30,383 --> 00:58:33,134 Hello, radio dispatch? This is code name Hard Hat. 938 00:58:33,260 --> 00:58:34,969 Code name Hard Hat. Do you read me? Over. 939 00:58:35,596 --> 00:58:37,013 What's that, lard ass? 940 00:58:38,391 --> 00:58:41,851 Hard Hat. Code name Hard Hat. Do you read, radio dispatch? 941 00:58:42,019 --> 00:58:44,104 Hey, got something for you, lard ass. 942 00:58:44,313 --> 00:58:47,816 Hard Hat. Hard Hat. Do you understand? 943 00:58:47,900 --> 00:58:49,651 Lard ass. Lard ass. 944 00:58:50,236 --> 00:58:51,236 Hard Hat. 945 00:58:51,529 --> 00:58:53,697 Radio dispatch, do you know who this is? 946 00:58:54,073 --> 00:58:55,740 No. Who is "this is"? 947 00:58:55,991 --> 00:58:57,450 This is Sergeant Stedenko. 948 00:58:57,576 --> 00:58:59,369 Oh, yeah? You know who this is? 949 00:58:59,995 --> 00:59:00,995 No. 950 00:59:01,539 --> 00:59:02,997 Bye-bye, lard ass. 951 00:59:23,894 --> 00:59:26,479 Attention, headquarters. Attention, headquarters. 952 00:59:26,605 --> 00:59:27,981 This is code name Lard... 953 00:59:28,107 --> 00:59:30,775 This is code name Hard Hat. Code name Hard Hat. 954 00:59:30,901 --> 00:59:33,111 Any sighting within the last half hour? 955 00:59:37,074 --> 00:59:40,368 - They burned the stash they had. - Oh, no. 956 00:59:40,494 --> 00:59:43,079 Yeah. Can you believe it? They burned the whole thing yesterday. 957 00:59:43,247 --> 00:59:44,748 Oh, no. 958 00:59:44,832 --> 00:59:47,250 Yeah, but they're expecting a new one from Tijuana. 959 00:59:47,376 --> 00:59:48,626 - I was in Tijuana once. - It's supposed to be worth 960 00:59:48,753 --> 00:59:51,463 ...millions and millions of dollars. 961 00:59:52,089 --> 00:59:54,466 The cops are out looking for it now. 962 00:59:54,592 --> 00:59:57,385 - Jesus, I hope they find it. - Me, too. Look, if they find it, 963 00:59:57,511 --> 00:59:59,554 you want to set aside some lids for me? 964 00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:02,682 Well, you can believe that. We'll have a party. 965 01:00:07,229 --> 01:00:09,105 Why don't we just, like, split, okay? 966 01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:10,982 Glo, see you. 967 01:00:11,108 --> 01:00:12,984 You want me to give your number to that guy, let me know. 968 01:00:13,068 --> 01:00:14,319 Sure do, hey. Take care. 969 01:00:14,612 --> 01:00:15,695 - Bye-bye. - I can't believe 970 01:00:15,821 --> 01:00:17,947 - that they burned all the smoke. - See you. 971 01:00:19,742 --> 01:00:22,035 Hey, I got to go to the bathroom. I'll meet you guys outside, okay? 972 01:00:22,161 --> 01:00:23,369 Oh, okay. 973 01:00:30,711 --> 01:00:32,003 Hey, holmes. 974 01:00:39,386 --> 01:00:40,887 Come on, man. 975 01:00:45,017 --> 01:00:46,392 Sometimes when you got to go really bad, 976 01:00:46,519 --> 01:00:48,269 you can't, you know? 977 01:00:51,732 --> 01:00:53,650 Come on, man. You wanted to go out there. 978 01:00:54,443 --> 01:00:55,985 I'll put you back in the closet. 979 01:00:59,615 --> 01:01:03,451 I think he's got stage fright, man. Come on, man. 980 01:01:11,919 --> 01:01:12,919 Yeah. That's the one. 981 01:01:14,296 --> 01:01:16,422 Oh, hey, man. Thanks an awful lot, man. 982 01:01:17,091 --> 01:01:19,467 Hey. Hey. Hey. 983 01:01:20,344 --> 01:01:22,929 - Come on. Look at... Hey. - I'm sorry. 984 01:01:23,305 --> 01:01:25,682 Hey, come back... Jesus. 985 01:01:30,563 --> 01:01:32,564 Hey, everybody be quiet. I'm calling home. 986 01:01:33,107 --> 01:01:35,567 Hello. Who's this? 987 01:01:36,235 --> 01:01:39,696 James. Man, hey, listen. We got a gig at the Roxy, man. 988 01:01:39,822 --> 01:01:41,239 So, get the guys, okay? 989 01:01:42,074 --> 01:01:44,117 All right, man. Be sure to be there and don't be late. 990 01:01:44,201 --> 01:01:46,703 All right. See you later. All right. It's together, man. 991 01:01:46,829 --> 01:01:48,079 We're going to be there, man. 992 01:01:48,205 --> 01:01:50,540 We're going to take this battle of the bands. We're gonna do it, man. 993 01:02:08,893 --> 01:02:10,184 Does this show? 994 01:02:10,895 --> 01:02:12,353 Yeah, they sure do. 995 01:02:12,479 --> 01:02:14,355 No. I mean this, this spot. 996 01:02:14,481 --> 01:02:18,067 Let's see. Yeah, a little bit. Here, I'll take it out for you. 997 01:02:18,193 --> 01:02:19,861 - Will you? - Yeah. Sure. Just take it off. 998 01:02:19,987 --> 01:02:21,195 Oh, great. 999 01:02:39,506 --> 01:02:42,884 Just stay here. I'll just do it to here, okay? 1000 01:02:42,968 --> 01:02:47,305 Oh, hey, hey, no, man. Now get in the back. 1001 01:02:48,641 --> 01:02:50,808 Get in the back. Get in the back. Get in the back. 1002 01:02:50,935 --> 01:02:52,518 - Okay. - Get in the back. 1003 01:02:53,687 --> 01:02:54,979 Jeez. Jesus. 1004 01:02:55,105 --> 01:02:57,899 Hey, Pedro? Pedro? 1005 01:02:58,567 --> 01:02:59,943 What's the matter? 1006 01:03:00,194 --> 01:03:02,862 - Pedro. - You still like me, don't you? 1007 01:03:03,030 --> 01:03:06,157 - Pedro, come here, man. - He is so sweet, you know? 1008 01:03:06,241 --> 01:03:07,700 Pedro, get out here, man. 1009 01:03:07,785 --> 01:03:09,327 Man, where'd you learn how to drive, man? 1010 01:03:09,453 --> 01:03:12,538 Hey, man, we got stopped by the cops, man. I don't have a driver's license. 1011 01:03:12,665 --> 01:03:14,832 Oh shit. Man, why didn't you tell me that when you started driving? 1012 01:03:14,959 --> 01:03:17,168 Well, never mind that, man. What are we going to do? 1013 01:03:18,671 --> 01:03:19,963 Oh, shit. 1014 01:03:20,089 --> 01:03:22,215 Well, here, change places with me, man. Come on. 1015 01:03:22,341 --> 01:03:24,175 - I don't think he's seen us. - No, no. Sit down. 1016 01:03:24,301 --> 01:03:26,344 Got my leg caught. Just... I've got my legs caught. 1017 01:03:26,470 --> 01:03:28,096 Man, like, get over, man. 1018 01:03:47,074 --> 01:03:48,408 What do you guys want? 1019 01:03:50,452 --> 01:03:51,786 Nothing. 1020 01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:58,459 You mind if I have a bite of your hot dog? 1021 01:04:00,504 --> 01:04:03,172 Oh, yeah. Yeah, man. You can have the whole thing. 1022 01:04:03,298 --> 01:04:05,508 - Yeah. - Thanks. 1023 01:04:06,093 --> 01:04:07,552 Want some Fritos? 1024 01:04:07,678 --> 01:04:11,055 No. This is fine. 1025 01:04:11,765 --> 01:04:12,849 Thank you. 1026 01:04:16,020 --> 01:04:18,021 Hey, you guys have a nice day. 1027 01:04:18,939 --> 01:04:20,064 Thank you. 1028 01:04:23,861 --> 01:04:25,611 - Hey, man. - What? 1029 01:04:25,738 --> 01:04:27,363 You're squashing my nuts. 1030 01:04:33,454 --> 01:04:35,288 Hey, did that really happen? 1031 01:04:35,622 --> 01:04:37,206 What was that dude's trip, man? 1032 01:04:37,499 --> 01:04:39,667 I thought we were going to get busted for sure, man. 1033 01:04:39,793 --> 01:04:42,545 - Just a minute. It might be a trick, man. - Okay. Well, sit there and be cool. 1034 01:04:42,671 --> 01:04:44,338 I've got to... Shit. 1035 01:04:45,716 --> 01:04:47,425 Look at him, man. 1036 01:04:47,926 --> 01:04:49,677 I wonder what he's been smoking. 1037 01:04:49,803 --> 01:04:51,387 Well, whatever it is, I wish we had some, man. 1038 01:04:51,889 --> 01:04:53,264 - No kidding. - Wow, man, look, man, 1039 01:04:53,390 --> 01:04:55,266 we got to score some before we go on. 1040 01:04:55,392 --> 01:04:57,977 - Yeah, but where, man? - I don't know, man. 1041 01:04:58,270 --> 01:05:01,022 There's got to be somebody in this town that's got a lot of smoke. 1042 01:05:01,106 --> 01:05:02,148 Yeah. 1043 01:06:51,425 --> 01:06:52,717 She was, like, nuts. 1044 01:06:52,843 --> 01:06:54,802 You could always tell if she was in the hotel 1045 01:06:54,887 --> 01:06:56,512 balling her old man, you know. 1046 01:06:56,597 --> 01:07:00,224 Like, everyone would be dozing off, and all of a sudden she'd start up. 1047 01:07:00,475 --> 01:07:02,393 First you'd hear it, it would start like, you know... 1048 01:07:05,981 --> 01:07:09,233 But then she'd, like, really get going, and she'd be more like, you know... 1049 01:07:12,112 --> 01:07:15,364 You know, and she'd start going like a motorboat, you know? 1050 01:07:15,449 --> 01:07:18,284 "Fuck me, Alex. " 1051 01:07:18,410 --> 01:07:19,827 Her boyfriend's name was Alex. 1052 01:07:20,078 --> 01:07:23,623 You know, "Fuck me. 1053 01:07:23,749 --> 01:07:27,543 "Fuck me. 1054 01:07:27,669 --> 01:07:31,005 "Fuck me, Alex. 1055 01:07:31,215 --> 01:07:34,342 "Fuck me, Alex. Fuck me, Alex. " 1056 01:07:34,426 --> 01:07:37,386 Oh, I got a cramp. No, no. I got a cramp. 1057 01:07:37,471 --> 01:07:40,306 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 1058 01:07:40,432 --> 01:07:42,850 - Oh, God. I got a cramp. - Yeah. That's just like it, man. 1059 01:07:43,018 --> 01:07:45,019 - You're doing good. - Oh, shit, oh. 1060 01:07:45,103 --> 01:07:48,105 - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. - No. No. No. 1061 01:07:48,232 --> 01:07:50,316 - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. - No. No. 1062 01:07:50,442 --> 01:07:53,861 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. 1063 01:07:57,699 --> 01:08:00,284 - There. - Oh, yeah. That's just like it. 1064 01:08:01,787 --> 01:08:03,704 - Oh, shit. - Then she'd have, like, two tears... 1065 01:08:03,830 --> 01:08:06,123 Oh, it's better. It's out. It's out. It's better. 1066 01:08:07,334 --> 01:08:09,919 That feels better. Oh, God. 1067 01:08:10,754 --> 01:08:12,421 Shit. I need some air. 1068 01:08:20,889 --> 01:08:22,556 Right on, man. 1069 01:08:22,683 --> 01:08:25,518 - I didn't know your name was Alex, man. - Oh, I got a cramp. 1070 01:08:25,644 --> 01:08:27,728 Shit, I'd have a cramp there, too, man. 1071 01:08:28,981 --> 01:08:30,481 What's going on out here? 1072 01:08:34,319 --> 01:08:38,447 Hey, hey. You don't even know where you're going. Wait for me. 1073 01:08:38,573 --> 01:08:41,993 Come on. Make way for the new king. God damn, you're a star, man. 1074 01:08:42,119 --> 01:08:44,328 Go ahead. After you, King Salami. 1075 01:08:45,664 --> 01:08:46,664 They're going to be sorry. 1076 01:08:46,790 --> 01:08:48,624 Like, I know where the best dressing room is. 1077 01:09:25,078 --> 01:09:26,912 Hey, you know what I'm talking about? 1078 01:09:41,011 --> 01:09:44,096 So, the next day, he comes up to me and he says, "You know, 1079 01:09:44,389 --> 01:09:47,350 "thanks for being there. Like, you saved my life. " 1080 01:09:47,434 --> 01:09:49,268 - You know? - Just like Cher. 1081 01:09:49,353 --> 01:09:52,188 I don't care what people think about me 1082 01:09:55,484 --> 01:09:57,735 Hey, man, what are you doing? Come on, man. Get it together. 1083 01:09:57,861 --> 01:09:59,862 We got to be on in two more bands, man. 1084 01:09:59,988 --> 01:10:01,197 Hey, come on, man. Come on. 1085 01:10:01,323 --> 01:10:02,948 You ought to hear what these other groups are into, man. 1086 01:10:03,075 --> 01:10:04,492 These cats are into something heavy, man. 1087 01:10:04,618 --> 01:10:06,369 Look, I've been writing this new song. Listen to this, man. 1088 01:10:06,495 --> 01:10:08,788 Mama talking to me Trying to tell me how to live 1089 01:10:08,914 --> 01:10:10,414 And then it goes... 1090 01:10:12,042 --> 01:10:14,293 'Cause I don't listen to her 'Cause my head is like a sieve 1091 01:10:14,419 --> 01:10:16,253 Then it goes... 1092 01:10:17,756 --> 01:10:19,340 Hey, man, are you awake? 1093 01:10:19,758 --> 01:10:21,884 I don't feel so good, man. 1094 01:10:22,010 --> 01:10:24,929 Come on, man. We're on in... Did you give him some pills? 1095 01:10:25,055 --> 01:10:27,473 Yeah, I gave him some pills, but I gave him ups. 1096 01:10:27,557 --> 01:10:29,683 Shit, man. Come on. 1097 01:10:29,810 --> 01:10:32,186 Hey, how many fingers you see? 1098 01:10:34,898 --> 01:10:36,357 I think I fucked up. 1099 01:10:37,275 --> 01:10:40,027 Oh, shit. Anybody got any coffee or anything? 1100 01:10:40,612 --> 01:10:41,946 I got a popper. 1101 01:10:42,072 --> 01:10:45,491 We could either, like, you know, party later or try to start his heart. 1102 01:10:45,617 --> 01:10:48,744 ...I had known. Get up. 1103 01:10:49,079 --> 01:10:52,081 Come on. Now, get up. 1104 01:10:52,207 --> 01:10:55,209 - Watch where you're going! - The record person is waiting. 1105 01:10:59,256 --> 01:11:03,134 Look, do what you want, but don't die, you know? 1106 01:11:04,636 --> 01:11:08,848 That's what's really important, like, not dying, you know? 1107 01:11:08,974 --> 01:11:10,975 You know what I'm saying? 1108 01:11:11,101 --> 01:11:13,310 While I got you here, you know, I was thinking, 1109 01:11:13,437 --> 01:11:16,272 maybe we should have some paper between us, 1110 01:11:16,398 --> 01:11:20,025 because, like, in this business a handshake doesn't mean dick. 1111 01:11:26,867 --> 01:11:28,784 Everybody into the van. Hurry. Hurry. 1112 01:11:29,995 --> 01:11:30,995 Come on. 1113 01:11:31,997 --> 01:11:35,666 - Murphy, hide. Harry, Luke, come on. - Look at all these freaks. 1114 01:11:45,969 --> 01:11:47,678 There's one of them. 1115 01:11:54,895 --> 01:11:57,521 You know, I'm just telling you, because I feel responsible. 1116 01:11:57,647 --> 01:12:00,316 You know what I mean? Like, you gotta get it together. 1117 01:12:00,442 --> 01:12:03,652 Get your whole gig together. Everything, you know? 1118 01:12:40,941 --> 01:12:42,733 I want to be like me. 1119 01:12:43,527 --> 01:12:47,780 Like, I have my own special way of looking and dressing. 1120 01:12:47,864 --> 01:12:49,990 That's me. No one can take it away from me. 1121 01:12:50,075 --> 01:12:52,117 Ladies and gentlemen, Taurus. 1122 01:12:57,290 --> 01:12:58,582 Piss off! 1123 01:13:27,737 --> 01:13:30,990 That's right, boys. Everybody in, boys. All the way down. 1124 01:13:31,116 --> 01:13:34,577 All the way down. That's right, boys. We want to talk to you boys 1125 01:13:34,703 --> 01:13:35,786 about joining your order. 1126 01:13:35,912 --> 01:13:37,204 What size sheet do you wear? 1127 01:13:54,389 --> 01:13:57,099 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - Can we see some tickets, guys? 1128 01:13:57,183 --> 01:13:59,184 We don't need tickets. We are brothers of the faith, Kemo Sabe. 1129 01:13:59,269 --> 01:14:01,812 We don't need tickets to walk with love in the world. 1130 01:14:01,896 --> 01:14:03,439 We have a message for the people inside. 1131 01:14:03,565 --> 01:14:05,441 We gotta see some tickets. We gotta see tickets. 1132 01:14:05,567 --> 01:14:08,527 All right. We are not brothers of the faith. 1133 01:14:08,612 --> 01:14:11,322 - We are police officers. - Sorry, man. You got to have tickets. 1134 01:14:11,448 --> 01:14:13,574 - Let's have some tickets, let's go. - "Let's have some tickets"? 1135 01:14:13,700 --> 01:14:16,368 No. That is a gun. That is not a ticket. 1136 01:14:16,494 --> 01:14:19,204 Did you bring the ID? Where's the ID? All right, get the ID. 1137 01:14:33,011 --> 01:14:35,971 We have got to get in here right now. This is very important. 1138 01:14:36,097 --> 01:14:38,474 Hey, Sarge. The van. The van. 1139 01:14:38,642 --> 01:14:39,767 The van! 1140 01:14:41,144 --> 01:14:43,437 Hey, no wonder Anita Bryant's pissed off. 1141 01:14:46,399 --> 01:14:49,777 Hey. Hey. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hey, you. 1142 01:14:50,153 --> 01:14:52,279 - Hey, listen, wait a minute. - Where are you taking this tow truck? 1143 01:14:52,405 --> 01:14:54,782 - Yeah. - Where are you going with our van? 1144 01:14:55,575 --> 01:14:56,617 Take a walk. 1145 01:14:56,951 --> 01:14:58,702 What do you mean, take a walk? Who are you? 1146 01:14:58,828 --> 01:15:00,454 Hey, wait a minute. Who owns this van? 1147 01:15:00,580 --> 01:15:03,207 - Who are you, anyway? - Sergeant Stedenko. 1148 01:15:03,333 --> 01:15:05,709 Sergeant Stedenko. What van? 1149 01:15:05,835 --> 01:15:08,295 - What do you mean, what van? - Let's see some ID here. 1150 01:15:08,421 --> 01:15:10,381 - Show him your ID. - Hold it right there. 1151 01:15:10,507 --> 01:15:12,549 Hold it right there. Come back here. 1152 01:15:12,676 --> 01:15:14,051 Tell him we didn't do nothing. We didn't do nothing. 1153 01:15:14,177 --> 01:15:16,095 - You didn't do a damn thing, did you? - No. 1154 01:15:16,221 --> 01:15:18,555 - Back up. - Take it easy. Take it easy. 1155 01:15:18,682 --> 01:15:21,392 Hey, you know who he is? Tell him who you are, boss. 1156 01:15:21,893 --> 01:15:24,520 Benny, will you shut up. I'm gonna tell my... 1157 01:15:24,646 --> 01:15:26,021 All right. We got to call the paddy wagon. 1158 01:15:26,106 --> 01:15:28,691 - Affirmative. I'll notify headquarters. - I can't believe this. 1159 01:15:29,859 --> 01:15:32,403 Moving right along, we don't know who they are, 1160 01:15:32,529 --> 01:15:35,531 but here's Alice Bowie. 1161 01:16:13,528 --> 01:16:15,028 So, you better be good. 1162 01:16:16,030 --> 01:16:19,700 Look, but I'm not just in it for the money. I really like it. 1163 01:16:21,244 --> 01:16:24,872 Hi. Hi. Jade East. 1164 01:16:50,899 --> 01:16:52,274 You're the worst. 1165 01:16:52,442 --> 01:16:55,110 You guys really had a scheme going, didn't you? 1166 01:16:55,278 --> 01:16:58,071 Thought you'd get away with it, huh? Yeah. 1167 01:16:58,865 --> 01:17:00,866 Almost $9 billion. 1168 01:17:01,451 --> 01:17:03,786 Nine billion big ones to help diseased young minds 1169 01:17:03,912 --> 01:17:06,705 with marijuana, smack, toot, quackers, you name it. 1170 01:17:06,998 --> 01:17:08,957 Sarge, the wagons are on their way. 1171 01:17:10,460 --> 01:17:11,585 Do you realize that this is the bust? 1172 01:17:11,711 --> 01:17:14,213 This is the one that's gonna send me right to the top. 1173 01:17:22,889 --> 01:17:26,099 Nail it down, man. Nail it down. 1174 01:17:29,395 --> 01:17:30,562 - Harry? - What? 1175 01:17:30,688 --> 01:17:32,314 Are you sure you talked to headquarters? 1176 01:17:32,565 --> 01:17:34,650 They said they were on their way. Relax. 1177 01:17:34,776 --> 01:17:36,026 How about a cheeseburger? 1178 01:17:36,152 --> 01:17:37,528 No. A sundae. 1179 01:17:37,654 --> 01:17:39,196 - Hot fudge? - Hot fudge sundae. 1180 01:17:39,322 --> 01:17:42,115 With some whipped cream on top, nuts. 1181 01:17:45,078 --> 01:17:47,120 - They're anchovies. - Good. Thanks. 1182 01:17:48,289 --> 01:17:50,207 - How many pieces have you had? - I'll buy you something to eat. 1183 01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:52,918 - You are stoned. - Yeah? 1184 01:17:53,419 --> 01:17:55,796 Yes, you are very, very stoned. Look at this. 1185 01:17:56,756 --> 01:17:59,174 Sick. You've got food all over your uniform. 1186 01:17:59,509 --> 01:18:01,301 You've got no self-control whatsoever. 1187 01:18:01,553 --> 01:18:02,928 Come on, man. Let's do it. 1188 01:18:06,933 --> 01:18:07,975 Do something. 1189 01:18:24,868 --> 01:18:26,702 All right. You guys ready to jam? 1190 01:18:27,620 --> 01:18:31,415 All right, here we go. One, two, three. Yeah. 1191 01:19:02,447 --> 01:19:04,865 My mama talking to me Trying to tell me how to live 1192 01:19:07,702 --> 01:19:10,662 But I won't listen to her because my head is like a sieve 1193 01:19:18,671 --> 01:19:21,715 My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sister's clothes 1194 01:19:23,885 --> 01:19:27,346 He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose 1195 01:19:35,021 --> 01:19:37,898 My basketball coach He done kicked me off the team 1196 01:19:39,734 --> 01:19:44,571 For wearing high-heeled sneakers and acting like a queen 1197 01:19:47,825 --> 01:19:49,660 Why don't you guys admit it? You got the munchies. 1198 01:19:49,786 --> 01:19:51,203 The munchies, right? 1199 01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:53,538 I've never been so disgusted in all my life. 1200 01:19:53,665 --> 01:19:56,249 You're a disgrace to the force. You've let me down, boys. 1201 01:19:56,334 --> 01:19:59,461 Harry, are you understanding me? I am stoned. I am stoned. 1202 01:20:00,171 --> 01:20:01,588 So go with it. 1203 01:20:01,673 --> 01:20:04,007 - Put it in your sundae. - Go with it? Get away from... 1204 01:20:04,092 --> 01:20:05,801 You tell me to go with it? 1205 01:20:05,927 --> 01:20:07,719 You almost botch up the entire operation, 1206 01:20:07,845 --> 01:20:10,472 you lose my best dog, two guys piss on my leg, 1207 01:20:10,556 --> 01:20:12,975 I'm on the verge of a total pig-out and you tell me to go with it? 1208 01:20:13,059 --> 01:20:14,434 I'll go with it! 1209 01:20:15,395 --> 01:20:18,397 Go with it. Go with it. 1210 01:20:24,570 --> 01:20:26,989 I'm so bloody rich. 1211 01:20:28,741 --> 01:20:32,327 I own apartment buildings and shopping centers. 1212 01:20:34,288 --> 01:20:37,124 I only know three chords. 1213 01:20:43,256 --> 01:20:45,257 You fools. 1214 01:21:33,014 --> 01:21:39,603 More. More. More. More. More. More. 1215 01:21:40,021 --> 01:21:44,316 More, more, more. 1216 01:21:46,027 --> 01:21:49,154 My mama talking to me Trying to tell me how to live 1217 01:21:51,574 --> 01:21:53,366 Wow. Did you hear that crowd, man? 1218 01:21:53,493 --> 01:21:54,910 They gave us a standing ovation, man. 1219 01:21:55,453 --> 01:21:57,496 We're going to have a bad band. 1220 01:21:58,456 --> 01:22:00,791 Wow, we had them eating right out of their hands. 1221 01:22:02,001 --> 01:22:03,960 We're going to be big, man, really big, man. 1222 01:22:04,045 --> 01:22:06,254 We're gonna, like, be bigger than Ruben and the Jets, man, I bet you. 1223 01:22:06,422 --> 01:22:08,381 Shoot. All we got to do is keep practicing, man, 1224 01:22:08,508 --> 01:22:10,967 you know, like, just keep it together. 1225 01:22:11,636 --> 01:22:14,429 I feel good, man. I wish we could have had something to celebrate, man. 1226 01:22:14,847 --> 01:22:16,348 You got a joint or anything? 1227 01:22:17,058 --> 01:22:18,391 - Hey. - What? 1228 01:22:18,518 --> 01:22:19,726 We getting pulled over? 1229 01:22:19,852 --> 01:22:21,645 I just remembered, man. I got some hash. 1230 01:22:22,063 --> 01:22:25,690 Oh, yeah? Well, fire it up, holmes. All right. 1231 01:22:25,775 --> 01:22:27,067 Hey, I need a pin or something. 1232 01:22:27,235 --> 01:22:29,486 Oh, there's a pin right here on my tutu, man. 1233 01:22:29,695 --> 01:22:31,029 Hey, be brave and be sure to remind me, 1234 01:22:31,155 --> 01:22:33,990 we gotta take those back or we'll get charged for an extra day. 1235 01:22:34,075 --> 01:22:35,492 Forgot all about this, man. 1236 01:22:35,618 --> 01:22:38,286 We're gonna be a big band, man. We're going to have a limo, man, 1237 01:22:38,412 --> 01:22:40,956 and food backstage, man, everything. 1238 01:22:42,583 --> 01:22:44,835 Yeah, we need a manager, though. That's the only thing. 1239 01:22:46,587 --> 01:22:47,712 My cousin. 1240 01:22:47,964 --> 01:22:50,173 He doesn't have a job, man. We'll make him the manager. 1241 01:22:50,424 --> 01:22:53,343 Besides that, he's got a van, too, man. It'll be heavy. Yeah. 1242 01:22:53,970 --> 01:22:56,096 We gonna be the heaviest dudes, man. 1243 01:22:56,222 --> 01:22:59,099 Get all new instruments, man, everything, man. 1244 01:22:59,308 --> 01:23:01,643 All right. What's this? 1245 01:23:01,894 --> 01:23:04,396 - I think it's hash. - It doesn't look like much, man. 1246 01:23:05,606 --> 01:23:08,316 - Where'd it go? - I don't know. 1247 01:23:09,861 --> 01:23:11,069 Hey, watch the road, man. 1248 01:23:12,905 --> 01:23:15,198 - Oh, shit. - Hey, hey! Watch the road! 1249 01:23:17,160 --> 01:23:20,036 Oh, shit. Hey, man, you dropped it in my lap, man. 1250 01:23:20,163 --> 01:23:22,205 So I roll un bomber 1251 01:23:22,331 --> 01:23:24,124 - Well, stop the car. - Reach your hand down there. 1252 01:23:24,250 --> 01:23:25,250 - Stop the car. Here. - Get it, get it. 1253 01:23:25,376 --> 01:23:27,210 ...un buen toque 1254 01:23:29,589 --> 01:23:31,173 Y despu�s I choke 1255 01:23:31,299 --> 01:23:32,382 Oh, shit. 1256 01:23:32,550 --> 01:23:36,428 Y todos mis cares go up in smoke 1257 01:23:36,512 --> 01:23:38,680 Come on, let's go get high 1258 01:23:39,390 --> 01:23:41,558 Up in smoke 1259 01:23:42,810 --> 01:23:46,229 That's where I want to be 1260 01:23:48,441 --> 01:23:51,276 'Cause when I'm high 1261 01:23:51,569 --> 01:23:56,531 The world below don't bother me 1262 01:23:58,492 --> 01:24:02,037 When life begins to be 1263 01:24:02,163 --> 01:24:05,999 one long and dangerous road 1264 01:24:08,002 --> 01:24:10,503 I take a toke 1265 01:24:10,963 --> 01:24:15,383 And all my cares go up in smoke 1266 01:24:23,809 --> 01:24:25,727 All the time 1267 01:24:37,198 --> 01:24:40,367 But I say arrebata 1268 01:24:40,743 --> 01:24:44,537 All the gustos you can find 1269 01:24:47,124 --> 01:24:51,920 Porque all of the time 1270 01:24:52,380 --> 01:24:53,755 Get high time 1271 01:24:53,839 --> 01:24:56,216 Come on, let's go get high 1272 01:24:56,842 --> 01:24:58,927 Up in smoke 1273 01:25:00,554 --> 01:25:03,723 That's where I want to be 1274 01:25:06,102 --> 01:25:08,895 'Cause when I'm high 1275 01:25:08,980 --> 01:25:13,566 The world below don't bother me 1276 01:25:15,820 --> 01:25:19,239 When life begins to be 1277 01:25:19,323 --> 01:25:23,994 One long and dangerous road 1278 01:25:25,496 --> 01:25:27,956 I take a toke 1279 01:25:28,582 --> 01:25:32,752 And all my cares go up in smoke 1280 01:25:35,256 --> 01:25:37,882 I take a toke 1281 01:25:38,092 --> 01:25:42,429 And all my cares go up in smoke 100072

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