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When fury said, "who's in
for underwater operations?"
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I pictured flippers,
swimming with dolphins,
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And tropical waters
in the bahamas.
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And what do I get?
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A shield aqua suit
in the middle of
the hudson river.
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P-u.
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[white tiger]
sooner we get to it,
the sooner we get done.
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Talk less and swim more.
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[nova]
what are we doing
down here anyway?
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[fury]
I told you...
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[static crackles]
...Find me...
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...Thor.
Got it?
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Um, I got,
like, half of that.
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Isn't it obvious?
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Thor was battling
an unknown villain
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Near this location
and crashed into the river.
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You don't read
the shield news feed?
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Oh, of course.
Always. Never miss it.
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Fury wants us to find thor
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And whatever's causing
the power surges messing
with our comlinks.
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Yo, over here.
Check it out.
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[grunts]
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[all]
whoa.
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[nova]
what is that?
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[iron fist]
it looks like asgardian armor.
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And look.
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[spider-man]
can someone say "norn stone"?
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Director fury,
we found something.
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[fury]
good, but...
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...It's unsecure.
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...Make sure you...
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...Touch it.
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Did he say "touch it"?
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No, he said,
"don't touch it."
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I'm telling you
what I heard.
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He distinctly said,
"touch it."
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Hey, bucket head,
it's asgardian.
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You touch it,
who knows what happens.
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Poof. You turn into
a frog, a pig, a...
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[man with french accent]
and here we have nova...
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[cow moos]
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Hey, on second thought,
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I do think fury said,
"touch it."
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Wait, is that reverse
psychology, arach-nerd?
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You touch it.
Just admit it.
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You're scared of a little
asgardian hocus pocus.
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No one'll hold it
against you.
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Yeah, well, you'd look
great with tentacles.
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We could call you
chum bucket head.
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Hey, watch it.
What, can't take a joke?
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Hey, come on.
You want some?
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Quit acting
like children.
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[all arguing]
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[sighs]
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Nova did it.
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You can't
pin this on me.
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You got us into this one,
web head.
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Me? It was
tottering tiger who--
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Me?
Are you serious?
Ow.
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If you two weren't acting
like babies down there,
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None of this
would have happened.
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Besides,
power man tripped me.
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Hey, he bumped me.
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You bumped me first.
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[fury]
enough.
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This is really gonna put
a cramp in my super-heroing.
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You're not doing
any super-heroing
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Until we can size you up.
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I don't like
the sound of that.
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Whoa.
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I'm fine.
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Tiny, but fine.
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W-what does this even do?
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[groaning]
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[alarm buzzes]
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Piece of cake.
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Aah!
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[cat screeches]
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[all groan]
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Hmm.
No clear information yet.
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We need more intense
testing procedures.
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More testing?
This isn't a science thing.
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This is asgardian magic.
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As in we need thor.
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Shield is searching for thor.
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Oh, so what do we do now?
Go to our rooms?
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Something like that.
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[spider-man]
uh, what is this place?
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[fury]
shield's daily advanced
youth character
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And regimented
education center.
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It's daycare.
Shield style.
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Director fury, sir,
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We are here to provide
the very best care
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For the children.
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Uh, we are not children.
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We designed this place
in case we needed to do
some baby-sitting.
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We haven't used it.
Until now.
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You'll be safe here.
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You know, we're not
actually babies.
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And shield can't
treat us like we are.
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Sir, we can't stay here.
We gotta--
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Hey, they got snacks.
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What?
Who doesn't like snacks?
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The children
will be safe, sir.
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We are not children!
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I feel the urge
to tantrum.
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Aw, fury's nuts.
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We may be small,
but I for one
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Am not being locked down
in baby prison.
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I say we...
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What?
Stamp our feet?
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Hold our breath?
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Stick crayons up our noses?
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Fury said they haven't
used this place before now.
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So?
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So what's he doing here?
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Who are you, kid?
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I have this.
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Is that some sort of shield
educational art dough?
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It's the world's biggest
booger collection.
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It's mine.
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Cool.
Help.
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Guys, over here.
I got a plan.
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Ooh, you guys
are super heroes, right?
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Do you know thor?
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'cause I hear that guy's
a real big loser.
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Who's the kid?
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Spidey's new best friend.
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Uh, okay.
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Anyway, ever hear
of the trojan horse?
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[alarm beeps]
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Nanny bot 2.3,
state reason for
leaving post.
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Beep, beep, beep.
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Repairs required in my,
uh,
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Diaper disposal system.
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Must deploy.
Pronto.
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This unit
is not functioning
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Within normal parameters.
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Report to engineering.
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Wait. Don't leave.
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I still have tons of stuff
to tell you about thor.
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He snores real bad.
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Why you think he's
called the thunderer?
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[monkey shrieks]
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Uh, this is awkward.
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Further escape attempts
will not be tolerated.
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Commence nap time.
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Why did you do that,
kid?
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[laughs]
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00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,590
I'm sure it was just
an accident.
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Yeah, right.
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There's something weird
about this kid.
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Really?
What tipped you off,
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The booger collection
or the thor obsession?
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That's it.
How does he know
thor snores?
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The only people who know
stuff like that are family.
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He's no weird kid.
He's...
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[laughs]
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Loki, the god of mischief,
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Thor's brilliant
little brother.
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Sometimes it hurts
to be right.
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Get him!
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[all groan]
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You have interfered
with my plans of conquest
for the last time.
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You're not gonna
get away with this, loki.
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[muffled speech]
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But this, I must say,
is my naughtiest revenge yet.
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You see, I have grown tired
of being odin's second son,
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Always the younger
to my brother thor,
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Pushed aside like a child.
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Today that birth order
changes.
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Somebody has
daddy issues.
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With the aid
of the magical norn stone,
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I will show my brother
and all his so called allies
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How it feels to be treated
like an infant...Forever.
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If I never see
another asgardian again,
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It'll be too soon.
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Thor's hammer?
But where is--
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Spider-man?
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Thor?
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Thor! We've been looking
everywhere for you.
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What happened?
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[grunts]
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By the mystic norn stone,
I was transformed.
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I came to warn fury
of loki's plan.
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Alas, it appears
I come too late.
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You are too tiny
to wage war.
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Too tiny?
No, we're good to go.
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Right, gang?
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Um, yeah, no.
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00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:11,582
Your friends don't seem
as confident as you,
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Man of spiders.
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Fury might be right.
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We might only
get in the way.
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We couldn't even
escape daycare.
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What are you talking about?
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Our size?
That's nothing.
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We put our minds together,
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There's nothing
we can't do.
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[loud thud]
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Make haste.
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I know that sound.
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The destroyer is loose!
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Warning.
Discipline imminent.
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Well-meaning robots
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With the face
of the son of coul.
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Into the fray!
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[white tiger]
loki's in the holding bay.
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I told you
we could do this.
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So loki turned us
into bobble-heads.
So what?
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Through magic,
loki has made himself
the elder son of asgard,
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And as such,
he holds the authority
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To wield the weapons
of asgard,
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The most powerful of which
is the destroyer.
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00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,470
The destroyer?
You mean that empty
suit of armor we found?
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That empty suit
of armor as you call it
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Is a machine
of unstoppable power.
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[man screams]
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The destroyer!
[shouts]
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Let's go, gang.
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[grunting]
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[shouts]
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Tiger, look out!
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[groans]
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00:11:24,349 --> 00:11:26,384
Even baby thor's awesome.
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00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:33,591
[laughs]
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How does it feel,
little brother?
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00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:40,865
Little brother.
[laughs]
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00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:44,168
What?
It's a small price
to pay for a good pun.
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Small price.
You see what I did there?
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Loki, stop this madness.
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You are playing with powers
beyond you.
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Beyond me?
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00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:57,482
That's funny coming from
someone so...Beneath me.
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Well, what about above,
or on the side?
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Or I'm out of here!
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Get off my ship.
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Enough.
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00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,350
We gotta help thor.
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00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:35,887
Follow me.
I have a big idea.
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00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:38,356
You kids go to bed.
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00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:44,262
Who's steering this thing?
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I'm gonna be sick.
244
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We need a nanny bot.
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00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,201
I'm not cleaning that up.
246
00:12:53,438 --> 00:12:56,240
This was your big idea?
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[all screaming]
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00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:04,315
I probably shouldn't press this,
249
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:05,550
But it's so shiny.
250
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:08,419
Wait, don't!
251
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,254
Whoa, what's going on?
252
00:13:16,895 --> 00:13:19,697
Objects are closer
than they appear in mirrors.
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00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,566
Aah!
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00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:24,268
At least it can't
get any worse.
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00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,938
Na--nap time.
Na--na--na--nap time.
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00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,941
I had to open my mouth.
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00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:32,543
Ooh!
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Na--nap time.
Na--na--na--nap time.
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00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,815
To those who say the bugle
isn't fair and balanced,
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We present a new segment--
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An interview withan actual spider-man fan.
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Hey,
I wanted to see that!
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Have at thee!
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Unhand me, villain!
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[groans]
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All father! Odin!
Who is the big brother now?
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Whoo-hoo!
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Big head
makes a big target.
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By the power of odin!
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Activate interlocks.
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This has to be the worst
of your bad plans, web-head.
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Whoa!
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Going down!
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Aah...Ugh!
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We did it.
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See? I told you.
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Size doesn't matter.
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[sighs]
you know the problem
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With a mindless
suit of armor?
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It's mindless!
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Want a job done right...
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Got to do it yourself.
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I am now your destroyer.
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Uh, anyone else
need a fresh diaper?
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I shall flatten you
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As I flatten your world!
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Big talk from a guy who was
playing with his boogers
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Ten minutes ago.
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[laughs]
you miniscule fools.
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Prepare to meet your demise.
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I apologize to every bug
I ever stepped on--
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Accidentally, on purpose,
or otherwise.
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We've got to pull it
together, guys.
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We're getting thrown
around like dolls.
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I prefer
action figures.
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We've been wasting our time
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Trying to fight
the destroyer head-on.
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What we need is a--
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Potty break?
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What? No. A plan.
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Separate the norn stone
from the destroyer.
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[shouts]
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Thor can't beat the destroyer
alone in his present state.
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We can't use normal weapons
or our natural skills.
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Nothing is designed for us
at this size.
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Nothing? Hmm.
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Remember, look both ways.
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At this size, I don't know
what's more dangerous--
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The destroyer or crossing
fifth avenue.
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Whoa.
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[loki laughs]
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Oh, I like being big, brother.
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I get what I want--
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Your tiny head
on a tiny stick.
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I grow tired of his
commentary on my size.
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Totally.
It's below him.
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Too bad you weren't bitten
by a radioactive comedian.
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Get in the store,
web-head.
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There is no escape,
you halflings.
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[people screaming]
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Come out, come out,
wherever you--
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[horn honks]
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Tag. You're it.
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Fastball special,
panda style.
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You think you can defeat
a norse god with a mere
child's toy?
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Gi-yah!
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That actually hurt.
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You shall pay for that
with your tiny, little lives.
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Enough!
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I tire of these childish games.
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Come out.
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I promise to only
pluck your arms off
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And turn you into
a soccer ball.
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[horn honks]
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Speed bump!
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Not this time!
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� then came the destroyer
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� and washed the spider out
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Aah!
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Down comes the pain,
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Itsy bitsy spider.
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Ha!
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Hang on, spidey.
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We're coming.
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[laughs]
surprise, brother.
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'tis I.
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No! The norn stone.
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Give that back!
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Not until you say
the magic word.
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Psyche.
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It worked.
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Stop this right now.
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I command you.
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Power man, grow up.
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Sweet christmas.
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Three-pointer
to iron fist.
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Not so tough anymore,
huh, loki?
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Yeah.
You wanna take your ball or
stone in this case and go home?
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He shoots, he scores.
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Take us home, thor!
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Aah!
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It doesn't matter
how small you make us, loki.
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We're still bigger
than you because we know...
Ha ha!
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No matter what size,
you gotta stand up
to the bad guys.
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Heh, rhyme.
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Whoa!
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Spare me your speeches,
you mortals.
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You won't outwit me.
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Thor,
don't leave me hangin'!
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[laughs]
mine!
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You can't defeat me.
You've only--
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Oh, no.
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Aah!
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Outwitted. Again.
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Really? Again?
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I will destroy you all!
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In truth,
you need a time-out,
little brother.
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Curse you, thor.
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This plan was foolproof!
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Turning you all into kids,
that was brilliant!
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That--that should have worked.
That--
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Shut it, "joki."
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They don't let crybabies
into valhalla.
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Time for your nap,
little loki.
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Lights out, kids.
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