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[thunder cracks]
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Welcome, true believers,
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To the nightmare
that is my reality.
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Once, I thought monsters
were only a things of fiction.
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But no.
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These denizens of the dark
indeed walk the earth.
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And you know what I did
when I found out the truth
on Halloween night?
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I totally did not freak out,
not at all.
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Boo.
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[screams]
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Spider-man,
meet the howling commandos.
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[howls]
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Good boy. Heel. Stay.
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Don't eat me.
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[werewolf]
jack russell,
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A.K.A. Werewolf by night.
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And don't worry, kid.
I'm a vegetarian.
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You said we'd find warriors
here, fury.
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Not children.
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M-m-mommy?
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"mummy."
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The living mummy n'kantu,
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If you must address me
directly.
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Whoa-whoa-whoa!
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Hello, new friend.
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Play tag?
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[laughs]
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You bouncey.
I like you.
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You're it.
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[fury]
if you haven't already guessed,
he's frankenstein's monster.
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Howling commandos?
How many secret teams
do you have, nick?
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Fury likes to keep
his monsters hidden.
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[sighs]
we've been through this before,
n'kantu.
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The world's not ready
to face certain truths.
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I'm not sure
I'm ready--
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Heh. You think we're freaky.
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Wait until you see
the "big guy."
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He's not the "big guy"?
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No, but I have a big heart.
Wanna see?
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[fury]
later, frank.
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We stepped into a pile
of undead, spider-man,
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And the howling commandos
are here to bail us out.
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Tell them what happened.
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Okay, here it goes...
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Dracula is real.
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[chirping]
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And you knew that...
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Well, he wants
this ankh-thingie--
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Tekhamatep's ankh?
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When I was pharaoh,
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This object of power
was most coveted in my kingdom.
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Dracula thinks it'll let him
and his army walk in the day
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And he's hypnotized my team
into helping him get it.
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That it will...
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And so much more.
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Well, looks like we got some
dirty work to do, commandos.
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We'll take it from here, kid.
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What? Wait.
I'm not staying here.
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It's my team
he dracula-jacked.
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We are the cursed
and undead, boy.
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Who in all your
darkest dreams
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Do you imagine
is better equipped
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To destroy
a monster than us?
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[spider-man]
huh?
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[dracula]
brave words, fallen king,
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But they are only words.
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Get the ankh.
Destroy them all.
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[super heroes]
yes, lord dracula.
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Worst Halloween ever.
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[spider-man]
guys, wake up and smell
the garlic.
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Dracula's the bad guy.
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Fire bad,
but firepower good.
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[spider-man]
no. Wait.
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These are my friends.
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They're hypnotized.
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Don't hurt them--
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Aah!
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Not exactly helping
my argument, power man.
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Weapons on stun.
These are our people.
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He said "stun."
not "filet."
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Ah, kid, look past the fur.
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We're the professionals.
Trust us.
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That's just not gonna--
[grunts]
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...Fly!
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You guys are pros.
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I'll take those,
th-ankh you.
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[dracula]
I think not, mortal.
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Whoa, nice shooting, frankie.
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Tiger! No!
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N'kantu, lock it down
before dracula can escape.
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As you command, fury.
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N'ra katu n'tu oso ra akul.
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Hurry up with the hocus-pocus.
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It is done.
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Away.
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No!
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Dracula chose
his pawns wisely.
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Their interference
prevented me from
completing the spell.
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Those "pawns" are my team,
and--
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You got any loved ones?
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Of course I do,
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But what does that have
to do with anything?
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Dracula can't use the ankh
until sunrise.
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He's possessed your team,
so he knows your secrets.
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If you care for anyone,
they're a target.
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Boo.
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[laughs]
Happy Halloween.
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Are you a good witch
or a bad witch?
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She's a great witch.
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Right, Aunt May?
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Having a vampire-free evening?
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Oh, my gosh,
I just totally revealed
my secret identity
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To aunt may...
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Oh, peter,
what a lame costume.
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I thought you were going out
as a ghost.
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The store was all out
of ghosts--
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Did you say "lame?"
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Oh, that doesn't look
anything like the real thing.
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I'd get my money back
if I were you.
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[chuckles]
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But these are great costumes.
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Oh, let me guess...
Luke, danny, and sam?
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Call me n'kantu, woma--
[grunts]
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Where's ava?
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Um, she's
the invisible girl.
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We're meeting her at a party,
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But we wanted to check on you--
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Check on me?
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[laughs]
this is my favorite holiday.
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You're the one
who hates monsters.
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[monsters growl]
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"hate" is a very strong word...
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[aunt may]
gummy brains?
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Have fun, everyone.
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[clears throat]
well, I guess you were wrong.
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Dracula didn't come
after my aunt.
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[growls]
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[growls]
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Blade.
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Fury didn't mention
you were on this job.
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Wasn't till word spread
all over the underworld
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That dracula got the ankh
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And vampires
are ready take over.
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Now I see how he did it.
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[growl]
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Tracked a swarm of shadow-fangs
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Hoping they were
gonna lead me to him.
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Found you instead.
Eating candy.
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[growls]
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Wild stab in the dark...
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You guys know each other?
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Commandos,
secure this place.
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I don't know what happened
between the two of you,
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But I need to save my team
and protect aunt may.
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Fine.
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[werewolf]
top of the line tech
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And best
of the old school magic.
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Weaponized garlic spray.
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Wide U.V. spectrum lamps.
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N'kantu's wards
of protection.
[chanting]
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N'ra katu n'tu oso ra akul.
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Nothing's getting
into your aunt's house.
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Trick or treat.
Smell my feet.
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Give me something
good to--
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Whah?
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[hisses]
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A tiny bright spot in an
otherwise horrible Halloween.
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Say that at dawn,
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When dracula unites the pieces
of the ankh and vampires rule.
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Way to kill a moment.
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We have to get
to transylvania now.
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Transylvania?
That's a real place?
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Let's call fury for a ride.
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Our ride's already here.
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Whoa.
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[werewolf]
kid, meet the monster truck.
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That is
the coolest thing ever.
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Cool ride.
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So this is how
the howlers roll?
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They call it
the "monster truck."
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I am told
that this passes for humor
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To your modern ears.
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Direct attack?
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Why don't we just ask
for two holes in the neck?
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We use stealth.
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Or are you worried no one
will notice you fighting
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In your awesome leather pants?
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"stealth?"
dracula will smell "wet dog"
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From ten miles out.
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[laughs]
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What's so funny?
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Now I get it.
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You guys used to be teammates,
right?
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Oh, come on.
I'm on a team of teenagers.
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Nova and I
invented infighting.
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Insults, name calling,
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Mayonnaise-in-the-helmet,
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But, you know,
from the heart.
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You see a whole lot
of hearts on this team?
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Um, three out of four?
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[mummy laughs]
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Look, you don't have to get
along all the time,
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But when there's a job to do
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A real team puts
all that stuff aside.
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That's what I need you to do,
right now,
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So I can get my friends back...
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Alive.
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We've arrived.
Dracula's domain.
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00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:44,115
So, what's the plan?
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00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:46,284
We gonna ring the doorbell
and run?
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00:09:53,192 --> 00:09:56,695
Guess they already know
that one.
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Okay.
What's our play?
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Don't worry, little bug,
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S.H.I.E.L.D.'s sending in
the big guy.
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00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,269
"big guy?"
what is he, the invisible man?
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00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,304
You'll see.
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[spider-man]
whoa. What is that?
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[mummy]
that, child, is the man-thing.
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Awesome!
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00:10:45,244 --> 00:10:45,243
This place hurts my brain.
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00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:49,347
Enter if you wish,
but do not dare to hope--
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00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:52,317
Hope has no place
in these halls.
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00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:04,362
I've got enough for everyone.
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00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,452
Am I the only one
fighting vampires here?
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00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,420
One word people-- floss.
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00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:33,191
When did I suddenly get put
on the menu?
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00:11:39,298 --> 00:11:42,367
Thanks, Mr...Man?
Or, Mr. Thing?
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00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:46,805
He likes you.
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00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:49,040
Ugh. Really.
How can you tell?
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You didn't explode
at his touch.
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00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,478
Okay. Good to know.
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00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:03,288
[laughs]
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00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:06,891
Dawn is almost upon us.
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00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,394
Dracula cannot be allowed
to activate the ankh
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Or all is lost.
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00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:15,200
[dracula laughing]
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00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:18,303
I have enough trouble
with the mazes
on the kids' menu.
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00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:21,472
[grunting]
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00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:25,276
Dracula mesmerized my team.
240
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:26,611
What if this is a trick?
241
00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:27,946
An illusion.
242
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,214
We can't trust our eyes.
243
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:30,915
Then what do we trust?
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00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,351
[sniffing]
245
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,353
Kid's right.
246
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,989
Dracula's closer
than we think.
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00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:46,064
Will you follow me
one more time, blade?
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00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:48,399
I'm in.
Let's go.
249
00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:59,878
Oh, yeah.
The nose knows.
250
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,046
[laughs]
congratulations.
251
00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:04,515
You've hastened
your destruction.
252
00:13:14,526 --> 00:13:16,494
It is almost sunrise.
253
00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:20,632
We got this.
Save your friends.
254
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:22,133
Stick with your team.
255
00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:28,039
Where are we?
How did I get here?
256
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,307
What's going on?
257
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,943
Dracula. Ankh.
Vampire apocalypse...
258
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,177
Follow me.
259
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,391
Howling commandos?
Nice.
260
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:47,959
You know them?
261
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:50,561
It's in the manual
on S.H.I.E.L.D.'s
secret ops teams.
262
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,063
There's a manual?
263
00:13:57,436 --> 00:13:59,437
You are too late, commandos.
264
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,572
After so many centuries,
265
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,541
To walk in the light.
266
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:06,477
No longer shall I rule
from the shadows.
267
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,980
The ankh is complete.
268
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,381
Vampire king?
269
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:12,483
Ugh, that bites.
270
00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:19,691
[dracula] dawn comes
and with it a new king.
271
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:23,361
The bridge of the undead
has been reforged.
272
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,562
No!
273
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,564
Frankie, throw me.
274
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:30,702
[frank]
here's spidey.
275
00:14:33,672 --> 00:14:35,473
Yeah!
276
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,575
No!
277
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,177
[grunts]
278
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,481
It burns!
279
00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:49,253
[screams]
280
00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:53,591
Enjoy your day
in the sun while you can.
281
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:56,060
Night always returns,
282
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,196
And so does dracula.
283
00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,564
No!
284
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:12,076
[sniffs]
he's gone.
285
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,345
I'm sorry.
286
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,481
Winners!
287
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:20,084
Watch it, big guy.
All these parts are mine.
288
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,186
[sighs]
we may have gotten the ankh,
289
00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:24,155
But dracula got away
and made a scary threat
290
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,757
That'll keep me checking
under the bed forever.
291
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:29,093
We still have a shot at him
if we work as a team.
292
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,128
You're serious?
293
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,596
I doubt-- hey!
294
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,131
[screams]
295
00:15:35,634 --> 00:15:38,069
N'kantu, what are you doing?
296
00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:43,574
Mummy totally t-peed me.
297
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:46,377
I was once a conqueror of men.
298
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:47,578
A pharaoh...
299
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:51,649
I have waited millennia
to be so again.
300
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:56,554
The ankh of tekhamatep
will restore me to greatness.
301
00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:04,495
Yes, the power, I feel it.
302
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:11,702
I summon the flail of anubis
and the crook of osiris.
303
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:23,114
[grunts]
304
00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:32,523
Mummy, stop.
We're your friends.
305
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:35,126
We are fury's collection
of freaks.
306
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:35,126
Nothing more.
307
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:41,432
Our time together in bondage
has earned you only my pity.
308
00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:51,042
I spare you the pain
I shall bring upon fury.
309
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,414
[nova]
how are we gonna
deal with that?
310
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,182
Luke, you may want to hold
on to something.
311
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,350
Why?
312
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,586
You're about to get airsick.
[whistles]
313
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:16,634
Has anybody seen
a giant pharaoh?
314
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:17,635
Oh.
315
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,705
Bow before your pharaoh,
mortals,
316
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,907
And pay me tribute.
317
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:26,410
So now it's
a completely different kind
of monster movie.
318
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:30,381
One that requires
a giant turtle or butterfly
to fight for humanity.
319
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,816
The pharaoh's got
the height advantage.
320
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:33,284
And the power--
321
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,653
We've got a team...
Times two.
322
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:39,190
Fury, I am no longer yours
to command.
323
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:43,327
Come to me or I will smash
your city to the ground.
324
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:45,663
Be the first to bow before--
325
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:48,866
[fury] n'kantu.
Boo.
326
00:17:50,435 --> 00:17:52,503
[pharaoh]
no, bow.
327
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:58,576
Hey, you guys don't happen
to know a giant gorilla
328
00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,744
Who could take this guy down?
329
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,612
No. It's over.
330
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,748
I think you got hit too hard.
331
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,816
You mean--
he means "it's over."
332
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,718
N'kantu not only has the ankh.
333
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,387
He knows everything about us.
334
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:11,822
Powers, tactics,
weaknesses.
335
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,357
He was one of us--
336
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:14,959
And now he's not.
So what?
337
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:17,461
Without "bandage boy"
you're just a bunch of freaks
338
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:18,663
With a drooling truck?
339
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:18,663
You're the howling commandos.
340
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:23,734
More than that,
beneath all the slime
the fur and the shades,
341
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,269
I think
you're actually friends.
342
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,971
My friends don't quit.
Ever.
343
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:27,939
What about yours?
344
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:34,845
So you got any ideas
or just good speeches?
345
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:37,315
Oh, yeah.
You don't call him
"the big guy"
346
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:38,549
For nothing, right?
347
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,851
Well he's gonna need
a lot more raw material
348
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,954
Before he could face
something pharaoh's size.
349
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,956
Welcome to the new york
sewer system,
350
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,725
One-stop-shop
for all your slimy needs.
351
00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:53,331
Hey, mummy!
352
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:56,334
Say hello to our giant sized
man-thing!
353
00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:08,980
I've waited thousands
of years for this.
354
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,349
No mindless pile of leaves
355
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,651
Is going to keep me
from my destiny.
356
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:25,863
But a ton of webbing will.
357
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,632
Do your thing, man-thing.
358
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,667
I've had enough
of your mouth, insect.
359
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,435
You shall be the first soldier
360
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:32,870
Of my undead army--
361
00:19:39,978 --> 00:19:42,380
Commandos, monster up.
362
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,718
No! Get off of me.
363
00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:50,821
[screams]
364
00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:53,658
I got you, buddy.
365
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:56,761
Waaah!
366
00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:00,331
Uh-oh.
367
00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:06,904
[growls]
368
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:11,075
Hey, everybody get the ankh!
369
00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:15,913
Does anybody have
any scissors or a...
370
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,785
Oh, right, blade.
371
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,320
You dare!
372
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,754
Yah!
373
00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:29,360
No!
374
00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:33,597
[screaming]
375
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:41,806
You rock.
376
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,941
Or mud or whatever
you're made of.
377
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:43,941
You're awesome.
378
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:48,879
You're all awesome,
monster...Hero...Team.
379
00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:52,116
Howling commandos,
380
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:54,352
Your work here today
is to be commended.
381
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:57,588
On behalf of S.H.I.E.L.D.,
thank you.
382
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:57,588
Thank them.
383
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:02,093
We wouldn't have survived
the dracula-pharaoh
double team without them.
384
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,695
Speaking of teams, blade?
385
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,664
Come on.
Where's the love?
386
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,132
He's not big
on mushy endings.
387
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:09,867
But don't worry.
388
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:12,536
Dracula's still out there,
and we're...Working on it.
389
00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:14,872
It's what teammates do.
Right, kid?
390
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:15,873
Yes, they do.
391
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:16,941
Oh, but if not,
392
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,509
You should get
an invisible man.
393
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,878
He'd be stealthy,
get on buses for free, and--
394
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,012
[shrieks]
395
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:23,147
What just happened
to my pants?
396
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:24,548
That's max.
397
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:26,517
He was guarding
your aunt's house.
398
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:27,852
[invisible man]
allow me to introduce myself.
399
00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:30,788
I'm the invisible man.
400
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:31,889
Huh? Who? What? Where?
401
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,891
[grunts]
whoa! Aah!
402
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:33,891
Oh, cool.
403
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:36,994
I got pantsed
by the invisible man.
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