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[Spider-Man]the S.H.I.E.L.D tricarier.Pretty cool, huh?
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I'm totally used to it.
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In the super-heroing business,
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There are very few momentswhen this spider gets to
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Really cut loose, you know?
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Have a little fun.
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Yah!
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Kiyah!
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These S.H.I.E.L.D L.M.D's
are rather simplistic
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Yet entertaining.
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This is our little game
of "whack-a-dummy."
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L.M.D's otherwise known
in S.H.I.E.L.D circles
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As "Life Model Decoys".
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Sock them and drop them.
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[grunts]
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Hey!
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Are we that good?
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I'm barely breaking a sweat
in these "training sessions".
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[beeps]
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Night of the life-model decoys.
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Now, on to round two.
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Gah!
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[grunts]
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Something's wrong.
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Guys, is it just me,
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Or did these L.M.D's
just get lm-deadly?
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I suggest a quick retreat
to assess our--
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Yeah, well, looks like we're
gonna have to "assess"
with our fists.
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I'm cool with that.
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Spidey sense!
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[strains]
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Huh?
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What's it going to take
to put these L.M.D's down?
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Sessions over.
Ready room, now.
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Details withstanding,
this L.M.D attack was a test
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By the techno-terrorist
going by the handle "arcade".
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A mutant terrorist
who can control tech.
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Arcade?
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His manifesto,
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Which hit
the internet yesterday,
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Outlines his childish
yet deadly intent.
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But not to worry,
we have a seasoned pro on this.
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My top guy
will be arriving soon.
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We only have 24 hours before
he cracks the combination.
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Combination to what?
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This.
[white tiger]
nuclear missiles?
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How serious is this?
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Once he cracks the code
he'll launch the missiles
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Against random global targets.
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He's gonna start world war iii.
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As some sort of sick joke.
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Not if I can help it.
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Whoa! Captain america,
the living legend returns.
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All right!
Don't worry, nova.
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This legend
won't be living for long.
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Fury!
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[yells]
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Fury, what the heck
are you doing?
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Stand down!
Uh, sir?
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At ease men, I know you're
just doing your job.
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Whoa! Did you just knock out
the director of S.H.I.E.L.D...
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With your S.H.I.E.L.D?
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[static hisses]
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[nova] another life model decoy?
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[laughs]
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Is anyone else
super creeped out?
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[laughs]
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[computer whirs]
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Arcade, why are you doing this?
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Are we having fun yet?
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Uh, I think that'd be
a no from everyone.
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Aw. That's too bad.
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I guess we'll have to turnthat frown upside down.
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Who likes fireworks?
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[laughs]
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You think this is funny?
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Oh, I take my games
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Deadly serious.
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24 hoursand then it's sayonara.
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I really needed that.
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[fury]
cap, we don't have the luxury
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Of going through
diplomatic channels.
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Especially, with where
you're going.
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Let it be an amusement park.
An amusement park.
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Madripoor.
[groans]
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Intel cross-channeled
arcade's hack-job
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And we've pinpointed it
smack dab in the center
of that den of thieves.
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All the better.
In and out.
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Like old times.
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See you in a few, fury.
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See you in the funny pages.
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And where do you think
you're going?
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Well, I guess since it was
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A crazy fury L.M.D
that told me not to go,
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I'm sure the actual fury wants
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His top ultimate Spider-Man
on the mission.
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Not so fast.
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I don't care how
this is presented.
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It's hardly a game.
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The powers that be
hand-selected cap for this op.
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He's got the experience,
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So that means you're
sitting this one out.
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Is it too late
to get crazy L.M.D fury back?
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[rumbling sounds]
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[beeps]
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Um, hi there.
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What are you doing here?
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I know, I know.
Fury warned me off this mission,
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But I just couldn't
help myself.
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We rocked as a team last time,
remember?
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Who wouldn't want
an encore? Heh.
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You really want me
to answer that?
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Nice view.
Are we there yet?
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Whoa! Spidey sense blaring.
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Oh, we're in danger?
Good to know.
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[alarm sounds] huh?
[beeps]
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[arcade]be sure to stowall tray tables
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In their upright positions,captain.
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This plane's a-goin' down.
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[laughs]
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Strap in.
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Why's he doing this?
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Probably to crash the plane.
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That evil genius.
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Hold on to your webs.
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Huh?
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[screams]
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I'm so glad I stowed away.
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We got incoming!
Unclip on my mark!
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Now!
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[grunts]
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Follow my lead, soldier!
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Ohman-ohman-ohman-ohman-ohman!
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[strains]
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[screams]
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Woo! Oh!
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That's the idea, Spider-Man!
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Yeah, that was
totally on purpose.
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And he sticks the landing.
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[computer whirs]
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It's too late to go back,
so follow me like a shadow.
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Right now,
brace for more enemies.
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You kidding? We totally
cleared this level, cap.
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This isn't a game.
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This has all been a game.
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It's almost too in your face.
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Trust me.
I play every chance I get.
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I know a game when I see one.
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I consulted on
"S.H.I.E.L.D of honor", you know?
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Well, yeah.
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It's a game based on you.
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Enough talk.
Time to fly silent, Spider-Man.
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Keep your eyes peeled
and stay close.
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[horn honks]
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[whispers]
hold here. Wait for my word.
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Uh, why can't we just whisper?
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The signal coordinates
say this is the place.
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It is?
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Looks like the fun
started without us.
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[growls]
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[grunts]
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If he's your idea of fun,
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You can count me out.
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[Spider-Man]
wolverine?
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Someone's been
upping their game.
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Uhh, you want to
take this one cap?
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Let's see what you got.
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[neck pops]
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[yells]
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[grunts]
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Uh-oh.
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[announcer]versus.
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Why did ithave to be wolverine?
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[pants]
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[grunts]
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[growls]
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[grunts]
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[strains]
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[growls]
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Uh-oh. That snikt means
it just got serious.
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[strains]
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There's only one substance
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That can withstand
my adamantium claws,
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Vibranium.
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So fury sent you too?
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Yeah, he thought I could
smell the difference between
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Current gen L.M.D's and you.
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To be fair, you are
the only person I know
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That smells like authority
and vintage aftershave.
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Oh, classic
team-up shenanigans.
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How'd you get stuck
with this annoying bug?
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Hey!
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Never mind that.
Back on mission.
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What do you know
about this arcade?
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Arcade's a slippery one.
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A mutant that can talk
to anything electronic,
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Big or small.
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It looks like he's
going for big.
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"wipe out a small country" big.
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Ugh. Is it weird
that your voice is like
claws on a chalkboard?
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Just stay out of my way
till you've got a few more
battle scars, bub.
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Don't battle scars hurt?
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Agent, get cap on the horn.
I need a progress report.
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We've been trying, sir,
but there's something
scrambling our sat-comms.
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Not surprising.
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Do we have sat-imaging
on wolverine?
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[computer whirs]
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Negative, sir.
He's scrambled as well.
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Good, he's in madripoor then.
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We played arcade's way,
now let's see him play mine.
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Arcade's in the building.
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[sniffs]
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I can smell him.
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And yet,
you can't smell yourself.
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[growls]
cut it you two.
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Wolverine, play nice.
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Spider-Man,
you're the stowaway,
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So stop picking fights
with a man that has
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The world's sharpest knives
on his hands.
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What? You can't be--
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So I'm the third wheel here?
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[monkey squawk]
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[spider sense hums]
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Guys? All claws on deck!
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[grunts]
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Doppelganger surprise.
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Whoa!
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Players ready?
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What was that for?
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So we know who's who.
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Quick thinking.
Now get ready!
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[announcer]fight!
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[growls]
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We don't give an inch!
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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How is no one else seeing
that this is all
gamer strategy?
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We're fighting our
"dark selves"?
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[cries out]
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Heh. Lucky strike.
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Stop playing around, kid.
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Normally I'd feel
embarrassed by this,
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But then I remind myself
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That they have almost 200 years
of combined experience
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And I feel better.
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[static hisses]
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Look out!
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[Spider-Man]k.O.
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[grunts]
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And the winner
by knockout is me!
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[wolverine]
what are you yapping about?
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You didn't see that?
I just saved your lives.
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Yeah. Anyway.
We're on the right track.
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They're old L.M.D's all right.
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00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:07,225
Old S.H.I.E.L.D L.M.D's. How--
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00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,961
Arcade's infiltrated
S.H.I.E.L.D easily.
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Who knows what tech,
he's got his hands on.
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How about you quit flapping
your heroic gums
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And let's find out.
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Ugh. Arcade.
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Aloha, heroes and wolverine.
262
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,674
[growls]
263
00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:23,942
Arcade's the name
264
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,510
And boy-goshgolly,
265
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:29,147
Wouldn't you know,
worldwide mischief is my game.
266
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:32,583
You have no ideawhat you've just walked into.
267
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,019
I'm positively green with envy,
268
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:37,322
So step right upweary travelers!
269
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,624
Welcome to madland!
270
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:41,426
Population: You...
271
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,027
And them.
272
00:12:45,631 --> 00:12:47,565
[roars]
273
00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:50,535
Yikes. I mean, hulks.
274
00:12:57,643 --> 00:12:59,577
[roars]
275
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,179
You guys get the green guys.
276
00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:02,513
I'll get the lasers.
277
00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:10,388
[roars]
278
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,629
They don't have the power
of an actual hulk.
279
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,331
Trust me.
[grunts]
280
00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:26,337
[beeps]
281
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,906
[growls]
282
00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:33,544
[growls]
283
00:13:34,613 --> 00:13:36,214
[Spider-Man]
spidey smash!
284
00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:42,253
Oh, yeah.
285
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:47,025
[growls]
286
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:49,527
We need to finish this!
It's just a distraction!
287
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:50,661
[strains]
288
00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:56,667
Get to the hole!
289
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,169
Who made the kid leader?
290
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,337
Just do it!
291
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,042
What now?
292
00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:06,511
[Spider-Man]
level three.
293
00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:09,480
Watch your backs
for the hulks.
294
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:10,481
They're not coming.
295
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,784
What makes you so sure?
296
00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:14,118
That level's clear.
297
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,587
What? That is the dumbest--
298
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:17,755
Level three.
299
00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:19,190
Fight!
300
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,059
Keep focused.
Who knows what's out there.
301
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,594
Aw, so he's playing with us.
That's right.
302
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,496
This place doesn't operate
on your rules,
303
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:26,764
Your experiences.
304
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:28,132
It operates on arcade's.
305
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:29,634
It's video game logic.
306
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:32,303
Well, it ain't a game to me.
I have the cuts to prove it.
307
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:33,638
Really? Where?
308
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,407
What? It's called a
healing factor.
309
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:39,610
Aw. Concussions,bruises and cuts.
310
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:41,512
Are you kidding, wolverine?
311
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,414
This is the greatest game ever!
312
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:46,651
The game of life and death.
313
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:49,420
[computer whirs]
314
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:50,822
Tick. Tock. Boom!
315
00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:52,356
[laughs]
316
00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:53,758
Have you ever wonderedwhat would happen
317
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,094
If us mutants gotwhat was coming to us?
318
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,762
I have.
319
00:15:03,635 --> 00:15:06,204
Seriously?
This supposed to scare me?
320
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,206
I've seen the real thing, bub.
321
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,207
No!
322
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:10,842
[growls]
323
00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:12,477
[grunts]
324
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:15,179
[cries out]
325
00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:22,120
No!
326
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:25,189
I can't believe wolverine.
He's--
327
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:26,290
I've seen him
come back from worse.
328
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:27,291
We need to keep moving.
329
00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:29,127
Gah!
330
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:34,866
We so got this.
331
00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:36,267
S.H.I.E.L.D of honor?
332
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,169
Yup. This is your game, right?
333
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,137
Not quite.
334
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:45,276
[Spider-Man]
evil alien robots
in S.H.I.E.L.D of honor?
335
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,611
That's new.
336
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,613
And so is this weapon bonus.
337
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,481
Do your magic.
I can manage.
338
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,350
No, cap,
you got to play the game!
339
00:15:56,155 --> 00:15:56,921
Cap!
340
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,523
[grunts]
341
00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:05,163
[growls]
342
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:07,265
Wolverine?
I thought you were fried.
343
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:10,301
Somehow arcade got a hold
of an actual sentinel.
344
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,703
Shot me into a trap-door
in the wall.
345
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,173
First S.H.I.E.L.D tech,
now sentinels?
346
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,774
[grunts]
347
00:16:23,882 --> 00:16:26,250
[arcade]32 hit combo! Power up!
348
00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:28,653
Time's running out.
349
00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:33,491
[captain america]
what's he supposed to be?
350
00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:38,262
Boss battle.
Every level's got them.
351
00:16:40,732 --> 00:16:41,899
What are you doing?
352
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,201
Trust me.
353
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,368
Fastball special!
354
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,270
[yells]
355
00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:49,574
[arcade]players earn bonus xp.
356
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,309
What was that?
357
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,877
You gained a power-up
358
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,712
And I used it.
This is all gameplay.
359
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,614
Spandex rules need not apply.
360
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,916
Okay, fine.
What's next?
361
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,384
That.
362
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:02,987
[robots chitter]
363
00:17:04,389 --> 00:17:07,625
Well then,
what do ya got, junior?
364
00:17:09,494 --> 00:17:11,596
We don't have time for this.
We got to cheat.
365
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:12,964
Arcade may not be playing
by our rules,
366
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:14,932
But that doesn't mean
we have to play by his.
367
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,669
[electricity snaps]
368
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,004
Okay. Now what?
369
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:21,339
Be back in a jiff.
370
00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:24,809
Kid's smarter than us.
371
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,978
He's not retreating, logan.
I hope.
372
00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:29,714
Have you met this kid?
He's an amateur.
373
00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:36,921
That's the sentinel
that fried me.
374
00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:41,559
Extreme level up.
Now, I'm playing sentinel.
375
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,727
Whoa!
376
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:45,930
[beeps]
377
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:50,635
Yeah!
378
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:51,836
[grunts]
379
00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:56,674
Huh?
380
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,776
Sentinel slam!
381
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,945
Sentinel stomp!
382
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,546
Sentinel scorch!
383
00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:03,948
Sentinel stare!
384
00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:09,020
Saved by a sentinel,
who-da thunk.
385
00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:11,022
Good work, soldier.
386
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:15,960
[grunts]
ah!
387
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:20,064
Cheaters never prosper.
388
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:22,967
Says the mutant mad-hacker
trying to blow up the planet.
389
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:26,904
Grr. This game was made forwolverine and captain america!
390
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:29,373
You're not evensupposed to be here!
391
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,876
What can I say?
I'm a bonus character.
392
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:34,712
Arcade's mad, good.
What now?
393
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:36,347
I'm guessing fight?
394
00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:40,051
Final battleto save the earth.
395
00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:41,919
Fight!
396
00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:43,954
[grunts]
397
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:48,893
Spread out.
398
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,961
Attack high, low,
and from the sides.
399
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:53,964
I got these.
400
00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:58,903
[beeps]
401
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,705
We've got to find
its weak spot.
402
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:02,073
Take out its weapons!
403
00:19:07,979 --> 00:19:08,979
My turn.
404
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,748
[growls]
405
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:11,849
[grunts]
406
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:12,917
[electricity snaps]
407
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,060
That's it.
408
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,662
I've got to get
to that laser cannon.
409
00:19:27,632 --> 00:19:28,899
Yeah and fast.
410
00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:33,404
[growls]
411
00:19:40,011 --> 00:19:41,946
Hey, cap,
can I borrow your S.H.I.E.L.D?
412
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,481
Be my guest.
413
00:19:44,916 --> 00:19:46,117
I'll try not to scratch it!
414
00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:53,758
Game over, arcade.
415
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,127
Nice finishing move quip.
416
00:19:56,129 --> 00:19:58,028
A wolverine compliment?
417
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,597
Yeah. That just happened.
418
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:00,965
[arcade grunts]
419
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:02,800
So close.
420
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,969
Just one more code digit!
421
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:09,673
[growls]
422
00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:15,880
[gasps]
no!
423
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,682
I'm so close.
So close to power.
424
00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:19,984
So close to winning!
425
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:22,520
So close to respect!
426
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:25,523
Wow. I expected more
of a mastermind,
427
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:26,757
Not a master-whiner.
428
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,092
Arcade, I presume.
429
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:31,529
And the winner, Spider-Man.
430
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:34,198
Cancel the nuke codes.
431
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,666
[beeps]
432
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,001
Done. Don't hurt me.
433
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,669
[beeps]
434
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,037
[computer whirs]
435
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,672
[beeps]
436
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:42,973
It stopped.
437
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,775
One number left and he didn't--
438
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:47,978
Spider-Man, tell me,
439
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:51,982
Am I going to ground you
or court-martial you?
440
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:54,084
Um, I accept paymentsof high-fives
441
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,454
And pats on the back.Mission accomplished, sir.
442
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:57,955
Feel free to come infor clean-up.
443
00:20:57,957 --> 00:21:00,724
Why did you ignore
a direct order?
444
00:21:01,993 --> 00:21:04,728
To gainexperience points? Duh.
445
00:21:11,002 --> 00:21:12,903
After all the rookie talk,
446
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:15,105
I have to admit,
you did good today.
447
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,041
He's a natural.
448
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:18,242
Some of us seasoned soldiers
449
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:19,977
Can learn a lot
from his experiences.
450
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,712
The kid called it
like he saw it,
451
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:22,780
When we couldn't.
452
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,582
Seriously, guys!
453
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,016
It's hard to breathe
after being crushed
454
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:27,518
By all this praise.
455
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,987
How'd you like to be crushed
by a fist instead?
456
00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:31,255
And we're back.
457
00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:35,960
� [game music plays]
458
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,161
High score!
30712
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