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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:09,408 You stand accused for the crime of theft, 2 00:00:09,443 --> 00:00:11,076 for which you have been convicted, 3 00:00:11,111 --> 00:00:13,678 as well as fleeing Kree justice, 4 00:00:13,713 --> 00:00:16,314 and now attacking a Kree vessel. 5 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:18,150 Incorrect. 6 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:21,420 The one who forced our ship to attack is right behind you. 7 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,522 [whirring] The Collector's ship? 8 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:32,064 He was telling the truth? 9 00:00:32,099 --> 00:00:34,933 Hala, my home world. 10 00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:36,969 No. [crying] 11 00:00:40,807 --> 00:00:42,474 No! 12 00:00:58,592 --> 00:00:59,892 [grunts] 13 00:01:00,961 --> 00:01:02,928 [gasps] 14 00:01:02,963 --> 00:01:04,596 Where's my Quantum Sword? 15 00:01:04,631 --> 00:01:06,198 Easy, Phyla. 16 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:09,201 We're sort of using it to power our ship right now. 17 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:12,237 You what? I need my Quantum Sword. 18 00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:16,074 The Collector must answer for the destruction of my planet, Hala! 19 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:17,809 I am Groot. 20 00:01:17,844 --> 00:01:20,745 Good point, bud. Today is her lucky day, 21 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:23,315 'cause we're headed right for the Collector's ship. 22 00:01:23,350 --> 00:01:25,084 [yells] 23 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:29,221 To investigate, Rocket, 24 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:31,756 not charge in with no plan and start fighting. 25 00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:34,559 But those are my two finest skills. 26 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:37,762 Quill's right, Drax. We don't know the Collector destroyed Hala. 27 00:01:37,797 --> 00:01:39,498 Exactly, Gamora. Look, 28 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:43,101 he's called the Collector, not the Blower-Upper. 29 00:01:43,136 --> 00:01:47,172 That's why we're heading in cloaked and sneaking aboard his ship. 30 00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:49,474 Truth before vengeance. 31 00:01:49,509 --> 00:01:53,178 It's the difference between being a Guardian and being an Accuser. 32 00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:56,048 [trilling] 33 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:01,686 I know the truth. 34 00:02:01,721 --> 00:02:04,256 I saw the Collector destroy my planet, 35 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:07,659 which means I'm going to end him... slowly. 36 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:10,629 Hey! I get you're angry, Phyla, 37 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:12,931 but something about this just doesn't add up. 38 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:16,535 So if you want our help getting the Collector, you're doing it our way. 39 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:20,005 I will do it the way that best serves my vengeance. 40 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:27,312 [Gamora] You lost her at "hey." 41 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:29,715 And we just lost our cloak! 42 00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:41,159 Okay, new plan. We're making this up as we go. 43 00:02:41,194 --> 00:02:43,762 Uh-huh. As per flargin' usual. 44 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,841 [Quill] We've got just enough power left from Phyla's sword to make it to the main hangar. 45 00:02:56,876 --> 00:02:58,376 I'm going in. 46 00:02:58,411 --> 00:03:01,012 Would that not require the door to be open? 47 00:03:01,047 --> 00:03:02,380 He's got a point, Quill. 48 00:03:02,415 --> 00:03:03,648 [sneers] 49 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:05,317 [engine revving] 50 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,252 [Quill] Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 51 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:09,588 Can't find a door? Make a door! 52 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:11,190 [whimpering] 53 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:21,566 Toughest ship in the galaxy! 54 00:03:21,601 --> 00:03:23,602 [Rocket] It was! 55 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:47,192 I'd say the Collector's warm little welcome proves his guilt. 56 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:51,730 Now, let's move. Can you just hold the revenge for a krutackin' second? 57 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:55,400 We don't have a krutackin' second. [whirring] 58 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:59,070 You'll have a lot more to mourn 59 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:01,306 if you don't get out of there now! 60 00:04:03,943 --> 00:04:07,245 Greetings, Guardians. How may we destroy you today? 61 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:11,350 Don't worry. I've dealt with these gronkahs before. 62 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,327 They do not appear intimidated. 63 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:24,329 They should be. On my signal. 64 00:04:24,364 --> 00:04:26,999 [Phyla yells] 65 00:04:28,501 --> 00:04:30,535 [grunting] 66 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:34,406 [yells] 67 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:37,442 [yelling] 68 00:04:39,045 --> 00:04:40,345 [sighs] 69 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:42,814 Okay. Points for enthusiasm. 70 00:04:42,849 --> 00:04:45,950 But now we need to find the Collector and get some answers. 71 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:48,353 He destroyed my planet! 72 00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:50,488 What answers do I need? 73 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:55,026 How about-- why would a guy who devoted his entire life to collecting stuff 74 00:04:55,061 --> 00:04:57,262 wanna blow up a whole planet full of stuff? 75 00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:01,032 To make the Kree items he already possesses more valuable. 76 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:03,535 Not... helping. 77 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:06,471 Maybe the Collector used that Kree thing he framed us for stealing 78 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:09,441 to hide your planet... somehow. 79 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,776 I am Groot? 80 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:14,279 How should I know how you hide a whole planet? 81 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,680 Ask the genius. 82 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:17,515 Well, don't know how, 83 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:19,718 but I got a sneaking suspicion on why. 84 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:22,487 Any good thief knows the best way to steal something 85 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:24,956 is to make people think it doesn't exist. 86 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:27,459 The device you stole from the Kree 87 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,461 was used to destroy Hala. 88 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:31,129 [Gamora] How can you be so sure? 89 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,965 Because that's what it was designed to do. 90 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,268 It's a black hole generator. 91 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,504 But that tech is illegal. 92 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:42,006 Which is why we kept it secret. 93 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:45,377 Fine. Even if the Collector did blow up Hala, 94 00:05:45,412 --> 00:05:47,178 you're with the Guardians now, 95 00:05:47,213 --> 00:05:49,814 and Guardians don't execute people on sight! 96 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:52,350 Hm. You're right. 97 00:05:52,385 --> 00:05:54,319 I need to make him suffer first. 98 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:58,223 By destroying the only thing he loves-- his collection. 99 00:05:58,258 --> 00:06:03,061 This ship and everything on it officially stands accused. 100 00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:07,732 Well, that's kind of a win. 101 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:09,667 Not if she blows up the whole ship. 102 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:11,536 You guys find another way outta here. 103 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:13,572 I'll try to talk some sense into her. 104 00:06:19,412 --> 00:06:21,379 Aah! Will you watch 105 00:06:21,414 --> 00:06:23,415 where you're throwing the priceless artifacts?! [clattering] 106 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:27,819 [clattering continues] [electricity arcing] 107 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:33,425 Worthless trinkets, and likely stolen to begin with! 108 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:36,428 Look, I get it. Vengeance feels good. 109 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:38,763 But it doesn't help us find out what happened to Hala. 110 00:06:38,798 --> 00:06:40,932 I know what happened to Hala! [grunts] 111 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:43,435 You should be more concerned about what will happen to you 112 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:45,970 if you don't stay out of my way! 113 00:06:46,005 --> 00:06:47,272 [yells] 114 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,244 [grunts] 115 00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:57,382 [groans] Seriously? 116 00:06:57,417 --> 00:07:00,318 The Collector collects snow globes? [clattering resumes] 117 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:02,821 Wait. 118 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:05,323 That's not a snow globe. Phyla! 119 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:08,426 [clattering continues] I-- I think this is Hala. 120 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:11,162 The real Hala. It's just... really little. 121 00:07:11,197 --> 00:07:13,465 [panting] 122 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:16,968 If you want to stop me with a lie, Quill, pick a better one. 123 00:07:17,003 --> 00:07:19,237 No, Phyla, this is real! 124 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,973 No, it isn't! My home world is gone. 125 00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:25,777 That's just another shiny trinket the Collector won't get to keep! 126 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:26,778 [yells] 127 00:07:26,813 --> 00:07:28,146 [grunts] 128 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:29,981 I'm trying to help you! 129 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:31,483 Then give me the globe. 130 00:07:31,518 --> 00:07:34,519 Not until you promise not to smash your own planet. 131 00:07:34,554 --> 00:07:36,455 Hey, what's that? [whimpers] 132 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,757 That is not my planet! 133 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:41,726 Is too! 134 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:49,301 Let us keep this in mint condition, shall we? 135 00:07:53,039 --> 00:07:54,672 [Phyla] You monster! 136 00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:57,375 Phyla, wait! [grunts] 137 00:07:57,410 --> 00:07:59,844 Your planet is perfectly safe, Phyla-Vell. 138 00:07:59,879 --> 00:08:03,481 But I advise you not to tempt me. 139 00:08:03,516 --> 00:08:06,484 Then that's really Hala? 140 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:08,553 Oh, so him you believe. 141 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:12,056 How? How did you even do this? 142 00:08:12,091 --> 00:08:13,558 Quite easily. 143 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:15,727 I converted your black hole generator 144 00:08:15,762 --> 00:08:18,029 into a molecular compression engine. 145 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:22,133 Because certain simpletons kept destroying my collection, 146 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,769 I needed a faster method of replacement. 147 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:27,805 With my new compressor, 148 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,575 I can now collect entire planets 149 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:32,977 in one fell swoop. 150 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:35,813 [Quill] Huh. Well, that is a pretty good plan, Collector. 151 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:38,650 After all, it's gotta be hard to replace things like-- 152 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:41,419 I don't know. Like this. 153 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:42,987 No, no! [stammers] 154 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:47,158 [huffs] It does not matter. 155 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:50,395 I own the entire Kree civilization now, 156 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:52,597 and soon the entire galaxy. 157 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:54,532 Exactly. 158 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:56,668 So, I mean, one piece of art doesn't matter. I mean-- 159 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,069 Please don't-- [groans] Whoops. [chuckles] 160 00:08:58,104 --> 00:08:59,604 Oh, stepped on it with my foot. [clatters] 161 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:01,506 Or two, or-- [object shatters] 162 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,007 Ooh! Did you hear the sound that made? 163 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:04,909 It was like a tinkle-crinkle kind of thing. 164 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:07,745 [object shatters] Oh, there's the third one! My bad. 165 00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:10,181 [grunts] [Groot grunts] 166 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,116 I am Groot! 167 00:09:12,151 --> 00:09:13,718 [grunts] 168 00:09:17,156 --> 00:09:19,457 [Quill] Yeah, that's enough stalling for now. 169 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,595 Flarg, Quill! If you wanted a souvenir, 170 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:25,229 you could've picked something nicer. 171 00:09:25,264 --> 00:09:27,031 [Phyla] It's Hala, thank you very much. 172 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:29,033 The Collector shrunk it. 173 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:31,536 And now he'll pay for those crimes. 174 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,939 Whoa, Phyla! Why don't we figure out how to restore your world 175 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:37,075 before you slice up the guy who shrank it? 176 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,811 We're Guardians, remember? 177 00:09:39,846 --> 00:09:44,449 Fine! But first let me show you how an Accuser handles things. 178 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:47,519 Where's the generator? 179 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:51,589 [whirring] [grunts] 180 00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:53,825 Weapons vault. Two lefts and a right. 181 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:56,928 It's true, I swear! [groaning] 182 00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:58,496 Ouch. 183 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:01,666 Thank you for your cooperation. 184 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:05,770 She is very effective at her job. 185 00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:07,606 Maybe Quill should take notes. 186 00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:20,752 [excited gasp] This room 187 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,954 holds the deadliest weapons 188 00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:25,623 in the entire galaxy. 189 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:28,259 Groot, we're home. 190 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,595 Don't touch anything. 191 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,797 Thanos spoke of many of these weapons. 192 00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:35,800 They're as dangerous to their masters as they are to their victims. 193 00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:39,537 You ever think he just wanted to keep the fun stuff for himself? Huh? 194 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,373 [Phyla] Over here! 195 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,017 [Rocket] Hey, if I don't get to blast things, 196 00:10:53,052 --> 00:10:55,553 you don't get to primp in front of some weird-looking mirror. 197 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:57,656 Move it! 198 00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:09,634 There's the generator. Well, then, 199 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:14,138 let's flip the reverse switch and get Hala all big again. 200 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:16,708 I mean, how hard can that be? Am I right? 201 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:22,914 So, which is the reverse switch? 202 00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:28,252 The generator's definitely being routed through a stabilizing matrix here. 203 00:11:28,287 --> 00:11:29,754 If we reverse its magnetic-- Pfft! 204 00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:32,490 That ain't no stabilizing matrix. 205 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,760 Don't you know a souped-up compression relay when you see one? 206 00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:39,764 You reverse anything on that, the whole thing will explode. 207 00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:42,400 Not that there's anything wrong with explosions, 208 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,435 but the one thing you wanna avoid above all 209 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:46,037 is electrocution. [beeps] 210 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:48,807 [ascending whirring] [yelling] 211 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,950 [groans] What is it with you and buttons? 212 00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:00,918 Didn't you grow out of this yet? 213 00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:03,888 I am... Groot. 214 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:07,291 Well, you mostly just flarged us. 215 00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:10,128 [buttons beeping] [growls, yells] 216 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,096 You overloaded the relay! 217 00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:14,265 The matrix. Whatever! 218 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,768 The point is, your planet's getting bigger 219 00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:19,704 inside a very less-than-planet-sized spaceship. 220 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,607 And thanks to Groot, I can't shrink it back! 221 00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:25,643 [sighs] I am Groot. 222 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,881 We have to get this thing off the ship, fast. 223 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:33,151 [grunts, pants] Then stop your yammering and lift. 224 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:36,721 [grunting] Who would've thought a planet would be so heavy? 225 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,890 [Collector] Me, for a start. 226 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:42,160 Now put my planet down... 227 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,928 carefully. 228 00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:47,765 [Phyla] It's my planet! 229 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,334 And you should know better than to bring a glove 230 00:12:50,369 --> 00:12:52,203 to a sword fight! [yells] 231 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,007 [all grunt] 232 00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:58,442 That's not a glove. 233 00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:00,978 It's the Tactigon! 234 00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:03,581 It creates the perfect weapon to defeat any opponent. 235 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,117 Drax is a perfect weapon. 236 00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:08,953 [yells] 237 00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:09,954 [grunts] 238 00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:11,990 [grunting] 239 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:23,802 I am Groot! [grunts] 240 00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:29,607 [crying out] 241 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,310 The perfect defense 242 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,212 and offense. 243 00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:39,817 [yells] Okay, anyone who knows how 244 00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:42,620 to counter the perfect weapon, now's the time to speak up. 245 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,190 Simple. Find a better one. 246 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:51,996 [Gamora grunts] 247 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,099 Oh, now she wants us to touch 'em. 248 00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:01,072 [grunts] 249 00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:03,140 I am Groot, I am Groot, I am Groot! 250 00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,542 I am Groot! 251 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,211 [grunts] 252 00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:09,614 [yells, groans] 253 00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:15,019 What the flarg kind of element blaster is this? 254 00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:17,889 [grunts] An Element of Surprise Blaster. 255 00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:20,959 Yeah? Well, surprise this! 256 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:27,598 You really think a toy could defeat the Tactigon? 257 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:29,767 [grunting] 258 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:33,571 [cries out] 259 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,611 Guess the Tactigon thought it was a toy too. 260 00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:45,850 No one escapes Kree justice. 261 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,119 You want justice? 262 00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:50,254 Here is my justice. 263 00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:52,757 Computer, self-destruct activation-- 264 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,392 Taneleer 001. 265 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,262 Ha! Yeah, right. 266 00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:01,065 We know you'd never destroy your priceless collection. 267 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:05,136 You mean the collection that you have already destroyed? 268 00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:08,272 The only priceless thing now is knowing none of you 269 00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:10,808 will make it out of here alive. [beeps] 270 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,813 [computer] Self-destruct initiated. 271 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:18,382 [alarm blaring] Commencing countdown. 272 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:21,152 Self-destruct initiated. 273 00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:23,187 Commencing countdown. 274 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:28,626 [alarm blaring] [computer] Self-destruct initiated. 275 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,628 Commencing countdown. 276 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,763 Okay, I know I said it before, 277 00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:35,599 but we need to get Hala off this ship, fast. 278 00:15:35,634 --> 00:15:38,769 Anybody seen it? Tiny planet, excessive justice system? 279 00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:40,605 [alarm continues blaring] 280 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:44,175 Yeah. But it ain't so tiny no more. 281 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,914 I am Groot! 282 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,782 Everyone grab a side. 283 00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:54,485 We have to get this to the hangar before it expands even further. 284 00:15:57,656 --> 00:16:00,024 Watch it. New plan. 285 00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:03,127 I saw a loading door that way. Which way? 286 00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:04,695 I can't see anything. 287 00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:07,365 I am Groot. 288 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:10,935 I am Groot. 289 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,804 [Rocket grunts] He said, "Go right." 290 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:15,339 I am Groot! 291 00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:17,341 Then say, "My right"! 292 00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:18,943 [sighs] I am Groot! 293 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,711 Hey, you wanna switch? 294 00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:22,179 [strained] Be my guest! 295 00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:24,648 Don't worry. We're almost there. 296 00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:27,151 It's right there-- Oh, it's just another... [sighs] 297 00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:32,156 [all sighing] 298 00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:35,059 The hangar seemed much closer when we were not carrying a planet. 299 00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:37,995 Self-destruct in nine minutes. 300 00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:39,997 You trust me, right? 301 00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:41,699 Not even a little. 302 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,434 Well, time to start. [whirring] 303 00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:47,972 As we say on Earth, let's roll! 304 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:52,543 [grunts] We still won't get Hala through that door in time. 305 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,013 Heh! What door? 306 00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:57,548 [whirring] 307 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,689 Self-destruct in seven minutes. 308 00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:09,260 Flarg! We won't get Hala away from the blast radius in time. 309 00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,629 [Quill] Then we'll have to get the blast radius away from Hala. 310 00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:14,832 Phyla, push your planet outta here. 311 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,834 We'll lock the ship's course in the other direction and run. 312 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,203 Agreed. 313 00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:23,408 Thank you for showing this Accuser what it means to be a Guardian. 314 00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:31,048 Wait. She could've done that the whole time? 315 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:33,751 You wanna blow up? Don't just stand there. 316 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:36,120 Get to the bridge! 317 00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:46,731 [trilling] 318 00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:55,039 Self-destruct in six minutes. 319 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,141 Controls are locked. I can't change course! 320 00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:59,077 I got this. 321 00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:02,746 Flarg! The resistor relay's overloaded. 322 00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:06,317 The only way to get this tub moving without shorting out the engine 323 00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:08,119 is to regulate the power manually 324 00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:10,154 till I get the auxiliary relay back up. 325 00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:17,328 It means do what I say, 326 00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:19,930 and we might-- might-- make it out of this. 327 00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:24,268 Groot, reroute steering controls and get this thing pointed in the right direction. 328 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:25,803 I am Groot. You two, 329 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:28,473 dump any power spikes into non-primary systems. 330 00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:33,644 Um, not that I don't know-- 331 00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:35,913 If a light turns red, pull its cord 332 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,915 and move it to a green light. 333 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:41,619 Drax, throw the primary override and hold it there. 334 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:44,622 As with buttons, so too will Drax defeat... 335 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:47,658 [grunts] all levers! [whirring] 336 00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:54,332 Let's just hope I ain't defeated by the Collector's shoddy wiring. 337 00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:02,140 [grunting] 338 00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:07,178 Guardians, I don't see any escape pods. 339 00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:09,947 Lock controls and evacuate. 340 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,349 [grunting] 341 00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:15,519 Evacuate? Huh! Why would I do that 342 00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:18,789 when I can just stay here and explode?! 343 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,724 [alarm beeping] 344 00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:23,727 Rocket, I'm all for a dramatic exit, but hurry up! 345 00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,663 [grunts, winces] 346 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,631 [sighs, grunts] 347 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:28,799 [grunts] 348 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,102 [descending whirring] 349 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,910 Huh? 350 00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:43,380 What happened? The d'ast thing overloaded! 351 00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:46,717 Yeah, we saw that part, but how do you fix it in four minutes? 352 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:49,687 Self-destruct in three minutes. 353 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:52,223 Three minutes. 354 00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:54,925 We-- We don't. 355 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,428 We either leave now and maybe make it, 356 00:19:57,463 --> 00:20:00,864 or stay and make sure Hala does. 357 00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:02,399 You are sure of this? 358 00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:05,269 No, I just felt like adding drama to the situation. 359 00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:06,770 Of course I'm sure! 360 00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:09,340 The Kree better name, like, seven high schools 361 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,008 after me for this. 362 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,144 "After us," you mean. 363 00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:18,215 Then we stay. I am Groot. 364 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,517 [sighs] On the bright side, 365 00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:24,188 I owe a lot of jerks units that I won't have to pay back no more. 366 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:28,392 Self-destruct in two minutes. 367 00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:30,828 ♪♪ [1970's pop rock] 368 00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:40,438 [alarm beeping] 369 00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:55,686 [engine whirring] 370 00:20:58,023 --> 00:21:00,358 [beeping intensifies] 371 00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:19,410 [yells, grunts] 372 00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,345 [distant clattering] 373 00:21:24,149 --> 00:21:25,516 [gasps] 374 00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:26,984 No... 375 00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:29,487 ♪♪ [continues] 25883

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