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(♫ Gershwin ”Rhapsody In Blue")
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"Chapter one."
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"He adored New York City.
He idolized it all out of proportion."
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Uh, no. Make that "He romanticized it
all out of proportion."
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"To him,
no matter what the season was..."
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...this was still a town
that existed in black and white...
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"...and pulsated to the great tunes
of George Gershwin."
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Uh... no. Let me start this over.
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"Chapter one."
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"He was too romantic about Manhattan,
as he was about everything else."
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"He thrived on the hustle, bustle
of the crowds and the traffic."
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"To him, New York
meant beautiful women...
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...and street-smart guys
who seemed to know all the angles."
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Ah, corny. Too corny
for a man of my taste.
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Let me... try and make it more profound.
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"Chapter one. He adored New York City."
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"To him, it was a metaphor
for the decay of contemporary culture."
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"The same lack of integrity to cause so
many people to take the easy way out...
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...was rapidly turning the town
of his dreams..."
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No, it's gonna be too preachy. I mean,
face ft, I wanna self some books here.
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"Chapter one. He adored New York City...
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...although to him it was a metaphor
for the decay of contemporary culture."
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"How hard it was to exist in a society
desensitized by drugs, loud music...
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...television, crime, garbage..."
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Too angry. I don't wanna be angry.
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"Chapter one."
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"He was as tough and romantic
as the city he loved."
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"Behind his black-rimmed glasses
was the coiled sexual power
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of a jungle cat."
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I love this.
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"New York was his town
and it always would be."
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(♫ "Rhapsody In Blue")
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(♫ jazz music)
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I think the essence of art is to provide
a kind of working-through situation...
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...so that you can get in touch
with feelings you didn't know you had.
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Talent is luck.
The important thing in life is courage.
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They've had this argument
for 20 years.
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Listen to this example.
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If the four of us are walking home over
the bridge and a person was drowning...
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...would we have the nerve...
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Would one of us have the nerve to dive
into the icy water and save them?
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It's a key question.
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I, of course, can't swim,
so I never have to face it.
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Oh... God.
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Which of us? (chuckles)
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- You want a little more?
- No.
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Mm. Oh, man. That is so great.
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You don't smoke.
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I know I don't smoke. I don't inhale
because it gives you cancer, but...
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...I look so incredibly handsome with
a cigarette that I can't not hold one.
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- You like the way I look?
- Mm-hm.
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Provocative.
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- I'm getting through to you?
- Yup. You have to excuse me a sec.
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- Jesus, she's gorgeous.
- Mm.
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But she's 17.
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I'm 42 and she's 17.
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I'm... I'm older than her father.
Can you believe that?
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I'm dating a girl
wherein I can beat up her father.
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That's the first time
that ever occurred in my life.
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- He's drunk.
- You're drunk. You should never drink.
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Did I tell you... that my ex-wife...
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- Who, Tina?
- Mm-mm. My second ex-wife...
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...is writing a book about
our marriage and the break-up.
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- That's really tacky.
- It's really depressing, you know.
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She's gonna give all those details out,
all my little idiosyncrasies...
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...and my quirks and mannerisms, and...
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Mm, mm, not that I have
anything to hide because, you know...
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But there are a few disgusting
little moments that I regret. (sighs)
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It's just gossip.
Gossip is the new pornography.
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- You should never let me drink.
- I know.
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You should never let yourself drink.
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We oughta go
'cause I've got an exam tomorrow.
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Oh, do you? The kid's gotta get up...
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She's got homework.
I'm dating a girl who does homework.
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What is it? What's the matter with you?
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You... you... Where are you now?
Your mind is like a million miles away.
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I have something I wanna say.
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I, uh, I just didn't know
quite how to... get into it.
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Um, I, uh...
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About seven or eight weeks ago
I went to this dinner party...
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...and I met a woman there.
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And...
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And I've got
kind of involved with her.
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You're kidding?
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It started out very casually.
I mean, we had lunch a couple of times.
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And now it's, you know,
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it's getting out of hand
and I don't know what to do about it.
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I mean, I'm... It's scary.
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Well, who is she? What are the details?
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- Well, she's a journalist.
- Uh-huh.
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She's very...
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- ls she married, too?
- No, no.
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- She's very beautiful.
- Mm-mm.
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She's very kind of
nervous, high-strung, illusive.
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Great. It sounds wonderful.
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Oh, she is wonderful.
I mean, she's on my mind all the time.
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What are you telling me?
That your marriage is...
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I mean, how serious is it?
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I don't know, but it's pretty serious.
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But you haven't
said anything to Emily?
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No! God, no.
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It's amazing. I'm stunned
because, of all the people I know...
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...I always thought for sure that you
and Emily had one of the best marriages.
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We do! I mean, I love her.
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- But you're seeing...
- I know it.
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But in all the years
that we've been married...
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...I've had, what... one or two
very minor things with other women.
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I mean, very... I hate the whole idea.
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I hate myself
when I'm doing this sort of thing.
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But this is just, you know...
This is not like that.
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It's terrible. Listen,
you shouldn't ask me for advice.
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When it comes to relationships, I'm the
winner of the August Strindberg Award.
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Well, I don't think 17 is too young.
Beside that, she's a bright girl.
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You'll get no argument from me.
I think she's terrific.
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He could do a lot worse.
He has done a lot worse.
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I just think he's wasting his life.
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He writes that crap for television.
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Yale, have you ever thought
any more about having kids?
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Oh, my God. Kids.
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Listen, I've gotta get this book
finished. it's never gonna get done.
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I've gotta get the money
to get this magazine started, huh?
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Kids...
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We always talk about moving to
Connecticut. You could do it there.
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- (Sighs) Connecticut.
- Yeah.
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I can't go to Connecticut.
It's not practical.
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All my stuffs here. (laughs)
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My work's here.
It's just the wrong time.
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What about Isaac?
We can't abandon him, you know?
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He can't function anywhere
other than New York, you know that.
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Very Freudian.
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(Yale) Mm-mm...
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Are you writing a book
on our marriage?
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Leave me alone.
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- Are you writing about our break-up?
- We've said all that needs to be said.
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I know you are because
I have a friend at Random House.
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- I'm free to do as I please.
- Yeah, but this affects me.
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So you're gonna tell everybody
everything? Our life, our sexual life?
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Do you spy on me?
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No. I was at a party and a guy said
he read an advance chapter...
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...of a book my wife was writing,
and it was hot stuff. He said that!
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- I spilled wine on my pants.
- I don't care to discuss it.
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- You won't discuss it. How's Willie?
- Fine.
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Well, give me some details. Does he
play baseball? Wear dresses? What?
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He doesn't wear dresses.
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You'll find out the details
when it's your turn to see him.
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Don't write this book.
It's a humiliating experience.
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It's an honest account of our break-up.
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Jesus, everybody that knows us
is gonna know everything.
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Look at you. You're so threatened.
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I'm not threatened because I was not
the immoral, psychotic, promiscuous one.
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I hope I didn't leave out anything.
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(♫ "Our Love Is Here To Stay")
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Are you telling me that... that I'm...
that you had three affairs before me?
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That's really hard to believe.
It's mind-boggling.
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When I was your age, I was still being
tucked in by my grandparents.
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Well, they were really immature boys.
They were nothing like you.
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No? What does that mean?
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Well, I told you before.
I think I'm in love with you.
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Hey, don't get carried away, OK?
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This is... This is a terrific thing -
move over - you know.
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And we're having a great time,
but you're a kid
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and I never want you to forget that.
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You're gonna meet
a lot of terrific men in your life...
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...and, you know,
I want you to enjoy me.
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My wry sense of humor (chuckles)
and astonishing sexual technique...
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...but never forget that you've...
you've got your whole life ahead of you.
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Don't you have any feelings for me?
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How can you ask that?
I've got nothing but feelings for you...
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...but you don't wanna get hung up
with one person at your age.
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It's... charming, you know.
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(Clears throat) Erotic.
No question about that.
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As long as the cops don't burst in,
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I think we're gonna break
a couple of records.
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But you can't, uh, you can't...
it's not a good thing.
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You should think of me sort of
as a detour on the highway of life.
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- So get dressed because you gotta go.
- Don't you want me to stay over?
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I don't want you to get in the habit...
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...because first you stay one night,
then two nights,
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and then you're living here.
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- That doesn't sound too bad.
- It's not a great idea.
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You won't like it, believe me.
I'm tough to get along with.
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Tomorrow we'll go to the cinema and I'll
show you the Veronica Lake movie. OK?
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OK. Veronica Lake's
the pin-up with the red hair?
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No, that's Rita Hayworth.
Do we have to go over this all the time?
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- Rita who?
- Rita Hayworth. Are you joking with me?
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Course I'm joking! You think I'm unaware
of any event pre-Paul McCartney.
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- I find these photographs interesting.
- Yes, so do I.
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- Do you ever use the camera I got you?
- Oh, yeah, I use it all the time.
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I was taking pictures in our drama
class. It's fun, really neat.
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You know you sound like
the mouse in Tom And Jerry.
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Are you kidding me?
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- You should talk! You've a whiny voice!
- Sh! You sound like the mouse.
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Well, thanks.
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- I know, I'm a whiner.
- (giggles)
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- What are you doing here?
- (Yale) Hi.
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- How long have you been here?
- We were talking about you.
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That's hilarious. Wh... What... Were you
walking around behind us or what?
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- How are you? Hi.
- Good. That's funny. We were talking...
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We're gonna go to
the Shakespeare In The Park thing.
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Oh, yeah, right. I wanna do that.
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Oh, this is my friend.
Mary Wilke, Isaac Davis and Tracy.
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- How do you do?
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
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You, too.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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We were downstairs.
We saw the photography exhibition.
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- Absolutely incredible.
- It's really good.
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Really?
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- The photographs downstairs?
- Yes.
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Great. Absolutely great. Did you?
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No, I really felt
it was very derivative.
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To me it looked like it was
straight out of Diane Arbus,
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but it had none of the wit.
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Well, we didn't like it
as much as the Plexiglas sculpture.
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You liked the Plexiglas?
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You didn't like the Plexiglas either?
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Ah, that's interesting.
Nah, no... uh-uh.
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It was a lot better than that...
that steel cube. Did you see it?
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- Oh, yeah. That was the worst.
- Now that was brilliant to me.
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- The cube was brilliant?
- Yes.
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To me it was very textural.
You know what I mean?
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It was perfectly integrated
and it had a...
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a marvelous kind of negative capability.
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The rest of the stuff was bullshit.
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- You wanna see the Sol Lewitt?
- Sure. That'd be fun.
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You wanna see that?
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He opens at the Modern soon. I was
gonna do a piece on Sol for Insights.
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Do you know that magazine?
It's a little magazine.
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They're such schmucks up there.
Really mired in Thirties radicalism.
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- What do you do, Tracy?
- I go to high school.
231
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Oh, really. Really. Somewhere Nabokov
is smiling, if you know what I mean.
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LeWitt is overrated. In fact,
he may be a candidate for the academy.
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Right!
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Mary and I have invented the Academy
of the Overrated for such notables as...
235
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...Gustav Mahler...
- Isak Dinesen and Carl Jung.
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- ...Scott Fitzgerald.
- Lenny Bruce. Can't forget him, can we?
237
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- How about Norman Mailer?
- I think those people are all terrific.
238
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- Who was that guy you had?
- I didn't. It was yours. Heinrich Boll.
239
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- Overrated?
- Don't wanna leave out Heinrich.
240
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Gee, what about Mozart?
You guys don't wanna leave out Mozart.
241
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- Well, how about Vincent Van Goch?
- She said "Van Goch"?!
242
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- Or Ingmar Bergman?
- You'll get in trouble.
243
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Bergman? Bergman's the only genius
in cinema today, I think.
244
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He's a big Bergman fan.
245
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God, you're so the opposite.
You write that fabulous television show.
246
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It's so funny and
his view is so Scandinavian.
247
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It's bleak, my god.
I mean, all that Kierkegaard, right?
248
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Real adolescent, fashionable pessimism.
I mean, the silence. God's silence.
249
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OK, OK, OK. I mean,
I loved it when I was at Radcliffe,
250
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but, all right, you outgrow it.
251
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Get her away from me. I don't think
I can take too much more of her.
252
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No. Don't you guys see?
253
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It is the dignifying of one's
psychological and sexual hang-ups...
254
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...by attaching them to these
grandiose, philosophical issues?
255
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Here we are.
256
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Uh, listen,
it was very nice meeting you.
257
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It was a pleasure
and a sincere sensation...
258
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...but we have to go.
We gotta do some shopping. I forgot.
259
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,553
Hey, listen, I don't even
wanna have this conversation.
260
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I'm just from Philadelphia, you know.
I mean, we believe in god so, uh... OK?
261
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What the hell does that mean?
What do you mean?
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Well, that...
263
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"I'm from Philadelphia.
I believe in god."
264
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- (nervous laugh)
- Does this make any sense to you?
265
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What a creep. Could you believe her?
266
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,330
- I mean, she was really...
- She seemed nervous.
267
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Nervous? She was overbearing.
268
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She was, you know, terrible!
She was all cerebral.
269
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Where the hell
does a little Radcliffe tootsie
270
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come off rating Scott
Fitzgerald...
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...Gustav Mahler and Heinrich Böll?
- Why are you getting so mad?
272
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Because I don't like that
pseudo-intellectual garbage.
273
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"Van Goch!" Did you hear that? She said
Van Goch. Like an Arab she spoke.
274
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One more remark about Bergman, and I'd
have knocked her other contact lens out.
275
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:41,186
- Is she Yale's mistress?
- That will never cease to mystify me.
276
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:46,358
I mean, he's got a wonderful wife and
he prefers to... to diddle this yo-yo.
277
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:49,198
But he was always a sucker
for those kind of women.
278
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The kind that would involve him
in discussions of existential reality.
279
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They probably sit on the floor
with wine and cheese...
280
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...and mispronounce
"allegorical" and "didacticism“.
281
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,708
I get the feeling
that Yale really likes her.
282
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:06,844
Well, I don't believe
in extramarital relationships.
283
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:11,053
I think people should mate for life
like pigeons or Catholics.
284
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:16,062
I don't know. Maybe people weren't
meant to have one deep relationship.
285
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:20,475
Maybe we're meant to have a series
of relationships of different lengths.
286
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:24,566
- That's gone out of date.
- Don't tell me what's gone out of date.
287
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:28,279
You're 17. You were brought up
on drugs and television and the pill.
288
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,990
I... I was World War II.
I was in the trenches.
289
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:34,827
- You were eight in World War II.
- Right. I was never in the trenches.
290
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:38,414
I was caught right in the middle.
It was a very tough position.
291
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Get the groceries, will you?
292
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Good morning
and welcome to Human Beings Wow!
293
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We're talking this evening with Gregory
and Caroline Payne Whitney Smith...
294
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...close friends of the Caner family.
295
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We're normal people.
Just like you, we're in debt. (laughs)
296
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:57,811
Except that Mrs. Payne Whitney Smith
is a catatonic.
297
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:01,520
Well, we don't consider her
a catatonic, just quiet.
298
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:06,146
Jesus, this is the worst.
This is really embarrassing to me.
299
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,314
I mean, I... This is so antiseptic...
300
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:12,156
No, wrong.
That's very chancy material.
301
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:15,697
- How do you see this as chancy?
- Who fights more with the censor?
302
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:20,084
What has the censor got to do with it?
There's no substance to the comedy.
303
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:21,960
You don't find this insightful?
304
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,338
Worse than not insightful.
It's not funny.
305
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,250
- There's not a legitimate laugh.
- That's funny.
306
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:30,795
- Look at the audience.
- You're going by audience reaction?
307
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,963
This is an audience raised on TV.
308
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:36,304
Their standards have been lowered
over the years.
309
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:41,143
They watch their sets and the gamma rays
eat the white cells of their brains out.
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- I quit. I can't write this any more.
- Relax. Take a Lude.
311
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:50,190
I don't want a lude. All you do is drop
ludes, then Percodans and angel dust.
312
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:54,281
Naturally, it seems funny.
Anything would if you're...
313
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You should abandon the show
and open a pharmaceutical house. I quit.
314
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,162
Ike, you're being silly.
315
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:01,701
(laughter)
316
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,370
We've talked to them about that.
317
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,960
- Don't break her neck.
- I won't. That's fine.
318
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,251
What did I do?
I made a terrible mistake.
319
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,419
It's the first smart thing you've done.
320
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:13,713
I've screwed myself up completely.
321
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:18,635
For about 30 seconds I was a big hero,
and now it's directly to unemployment.
322
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:21,020
If you need money, I'll take care of it.
323
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:23,681
That's not the point.
I got enough for a year.
324
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:26,727
If I live like Mahatma Gandhi, I'm fine.
325
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:30,817
My accountant says I did this
at a very bad time. My stocks are down.
326
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:34,075
I'm cash poor or something.
I got no cash flow.
327
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:38,739
I'm not liquid, something's not flowing.
They got a language all their own.
328
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:42,454
We discussed this. It's difficult
to live here without a big income.
329
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:47,543
Yeah, plus I got two alimonies and child
support. You know, I gotta cut down.
330
00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:49,707
I'll have to give up my apartment.
331
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:53,253
I'm not gonna be able to
play tennis, pick checks up at dinner...
332
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,421
...or take the Southampton house.
333
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:56,965
(sighs)
334
00:20:57,131 --> 00:21:00,180
Oh! Plus I'll probably have
to give my parents less money.
335
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:02,219
It'll kill my father.
336
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:05,515
He's not gonna be able to get
as good a seat in the synagogue.
337
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,605
He'll be in the back,
away from god, far from the action.
338
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,770
Have you said anything to Tracy?
339
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,860
I gotta get out of that situation.
340
00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:17,027
She's a young girl. What am I...? I'm...
341
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:20,072
You know, it's ridiculous. I mean, I...
342
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:24,450
What happens if the year goes by
and my book doesn't come out?
343
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:28,247
Your book is gonna come out.
Your book is gonna be wonderful.
344
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:32,462
The worst thing that can happen is
you'll learn something about yourself.
345
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:37,882
Listen, I'm really proud of you.
I mean, this is a very good move.
346
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:40,467
(woman) This is a wonderful turnout.
347
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:44,307
The Museum of Modern Art
has been very generous.
348
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:47,895
And the proof of the strength
of the Equal Rights Amendment...
349
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:51,402
...is that so many of you
who would never do it before
350
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,278
put on black tie tonight.
351
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,439
(laughter)
352
00:21:56,774 --> 00:22:00,699
We love you for it.
We need you and you've come through.
353
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:03,990
And now no more talk. Enjoy yourselves.
354
00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:10,664
Hi. What are you doing here?
355
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,549
Congratulations on your book.
It was terrific.
356
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:15,960
- Oh, thanks.
- Absolutely terrific.
357
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:18,595
Listen, I'd like you
to meet Isaac Davis.
358
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:20,722
Hi, how do you do? Isaac Davis.
359
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:24,226
- Isaac, hello. Hi.
- Wh-what are you doing here?
360
00:22:24,385 --> 00:22:26,387
Well, of course I'm here.
361
00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:31,355
What a funny coincidence. Uh,
excuse me, Isaac Davis. We met before.
362
00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:34,441
- I'm sorry.
- No, no, it's all right.
363
00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:37,064
I heard you, uh, quit your job.
364
00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:41,327
Yeah. A real self-destructive impulse.
I wanna write a book, so I...
365
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:45,490
Has anybody read that Nazis are gonna
march in New Jersey, you know?
366
00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:48,079
We should go there,
get some guys together.
367
00:22:48,242 --> 00:22:51,416
Get some bricks and baseball bats
and explain things to 'em.
368
00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:55,334
There was this devastating
satirical piece on that in the Times.
369
00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:57,843
Well, a satirical piece
in the Times is one thing,
370
00:22:58,002 --> 00:23:00,676
but bricks get right to the point.
371
00:23:00,838 --> 00:23:03,762
Aw, but biting satire
is better that physical force.
372
00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:06,643
No, physical force is better with Nazis.
373
00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:09,351
It's hard to satirize
a guy with shiny boots.
374
00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:13,017
- Well, you get emotional, but...
- We were talking about orgasms.
375
00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:16,027
- Oh, no, please!
- Really? I'm sorry. I didn't...
376
00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:19,611
I'm from Philadelphia. We never
talk about such things in public.
377
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:22,902
You said that before.
I don't know what it meant then either.
378
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:26,413
I'm just about to direct a film...
uh, of my own script.
379
00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:29,451
The premise is this guy
screws so great...
380
00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:31,836
- Screws so great?
- Screws so great...
381
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,292
...that when he brings
a woman to orgasm, she's
382
00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:36,378
so fulfilled that she dies.
383
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:39,635
Now this one, excuse me,
finds this hostile.
384
00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:43,218
It's worse than hostile.
It's aggressive-homicidal.
385
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:47,510
You have to forgive Dennis.
He's Harvard direct to Beverly Hills.
386
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:51,431
It's, uh, Theodor Reik
with a touch of Charles Manson.
387
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:57,108
I finally had an orgasm and my doctor
told me it was the wrong kind.
388
00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:01,612
Did you have the wrong kind?
I've never had the wrong kind. Ever.
389
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:04,152
My worst one was right on the money.
390
00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:12,543
(Ike) Good night.
It was nice to meet you.
391
00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:13,702
(Dennis) Same here.
392
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:15,621
(Mary) Bye-bye.
393
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:18,291
Oh, gee!
394
00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:22,632
It's an interesting group of people.
Like the cast of a Fellini movie.
395
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:26,550
They're such fun, such wonderful people,
and Helen is a good friend.
396
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:28,513
- She's a brilliant woman.
- Mm-hm.
397
00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:32,601
She's a genius. I met her through
my ex-husband Jeremiah.
398
00:24:32,763 --> 00:24:35,607
How come you guys got divorced?
I never...
399
00:24:35,766 --> 00:24:38,189
What do you mean
"How come we got divorced?"
400
00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:41,026
What kind of a question is that?
I hardly know you.
401
00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:43,190
You don't have
to tell me if you don't...
402
00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:46,110
Well, we had problems. We fought a lot.
403
00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:50,281
I was tired of submerging my identity
to a brilliant, dominating man.
404
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:51,539
He's a genius.
405
00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:54,623
He was a genius,
Helen's a genius, Dennis is a genius.
406
00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:56,833
You know a lot of geniuses.
407
00:24:56,996 --> 00:25:00,045
You should meet some stupid people.
You could learn something.
408
00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:02,209
Well, why'd you get a divorce?
409
00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:07,098
Why? I got a divorce because my ex-wife
left me for another woman.
410
00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:08,849
- Really?
- Mm-hm.
411
00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:11,477
God, that must have been demoralizing.
412
00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:13,683
I took it well under the circumstances.
413
00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:14,893
Phew-wee.
414
00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:17,183
I tried to run 'em both over
with a car.
415
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,192
That's incredible sexual humiliation.
416
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:23,026
It's enough to turn you off women
and it accounts for the little girl.
417
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:27,489
Hey, the little girl is tine. Jesus,
she's... What's with the little girl?
418
00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:31,827
Oh, sure. I understand, believe me.
16 years old, no possible threat at all.
419
00:25:31,989 --> 00:25:36,711
She's 17. She's gonna be eight...
Sometimes you have a losing personality.
420
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:41,170
I'm honest. I say what's on my mind
and if you can't take it, then fuck off.
421
00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:45,006
I like the way you express yourself,
too. Pithy, yet degenerate.
422
00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:48,514
- You get many dates? I don't think so.
- No, I do. I actually do.
423
00:25:48,672 --> 00:25:50,766
I never thought I was very pretty.
424
00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:55,896
Oh, what is pretty anyway? I hate being
pretty. It's all so subjective anyway.
425
00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:59,730
The brightest men just drop dead
in front of a beautiful face.
426
00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:03,897
When you climb into the sack, if you're
a bit giving, they're so grateful.
427
00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:05,861
Yeah, I know I am.
428
00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:08,025
- D'you have kids?
- Me, yeah.
429
00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:10,320
He's being raised by two women.
430
00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:12,238
I think it works.
431
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:15,248
They made some studies,
I read in a psychoanalytic quarterly.
432
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:17,830
You don't need a male.
Two mothers are fine.
433
00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:21,668
Really? Because I feel
very few people survive one mother.
434
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:26,085
Listen, I gotta get my dog. Wanna wait?
I gotta walk it. Are you in a rush?
435
00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:28,629
Oh, no, sure.
What kind of dog you got?
436
00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:30,389
(laughs) The worst.
437
00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:33,892
It's a dachshund. You know,
it's a penis substitute for me.
438
00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:37,681
Oh, I would have thought then
in your case a Great Dane.
439
00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:40,144
(♫ "Someone To Watch Over Me")
440
00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:58,792
- (Mary laughing)
- So, you serious with Yale or what?
441
00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:00,919
- Serious?
- Mm-hm.
442
00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:03,172
Well, he's married.
443
00:27:03,914 --> 00:27:07,464
Uh, I don't know. I guess
I should straighten my life out, huh?
444
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,799
Donny my analyst always tells me...
445
00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:13,592
- You call your analyst Donny?
- Yeah. I call him Donny!
446
00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:18,354
I call mine Dr. Chomsky, you know.
He hits me with a ruler.
447
00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:21,056
Donny...'? That's first name.
448
00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:25,069
Donny says I get involved in situations
and that it's deliberate...
449
00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:28,322
...especially with
my ex-husband Jeremiah.
450
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,278
I was his student and, um...
451
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,660
- Really? You married your teacher?
- Yeah, of course.
452
00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:35,321
That's very, uh...
453
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,364
He failed me
and I fell in love with him.
454
00:27:37,531 --> 00:27:38,999
Oh, that's perfect.
455
00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:41,911
I was sleeping with him
and he had the nerve to give me an F.
456
00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:43,875
- Really?
- Yeah, really.
457
00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:47,132
Not even an Incomplete, right?
Just a straight F?
458
00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:49,293
You got a good sense of humor.
459
00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:53,134
Hey, thanks! I don't need you
to tell me that, you know.
460
00:27:53,297 --> 00:27:55,641
I've been making good money
off it for years,
461
00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:57,597
till I quit my job to write this book.
462
00:27:57,759 --> 00:28:01,184
Now I'm very, very nervous about it,
you know, but...
463
00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:04,186
D'you wanna...?
Oh, you don't have to pay.
464
00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:07,523
- Oh, that's OK.
- I'm serious! Wanna walk by the river?
465
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,905
- You know the time?
- What do you mean?
466
00:28:10,063 --> 00:28:13,067
If I don't get at least 16 hours,
I'm a basket case.
467
00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:16,954
I'd like to hear about your book.
I really would. I'm quite a good editor.
468
00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:18,705
- Yeah?
- Uh-huh.
469
00:28:18,864 --> 00:28:22,118
Well, my book is about
decaying values. It's about...
470
00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:25,037
See, years ago I wrote
a short story about my mother
471
00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:27,252
called The Castrating Zionist...
472
00:28:27,414 --> 00:28:31,715
...and I wanna expand it into a novel.
I could talk about my book all night.
473
00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:35,506
(♫ "Someone To Watch Over Me")
474
00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:46,309
(Mary sighs) isn't it beautiful out?
475
00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:50,150
Yeah, it's really so pretty
when the light starts to come up.
476
00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:52,406
Mm, I know. I love it.
477
00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:58,075
(Ike) Boy, this is really a great city.
I don't care what anybody says.
478
00:28:58,237 --> 00:29:00,740
It's really a knockout, you know.
479
00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:04,576
(Mary sighs)
480
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,996
I think I better head back.
481
00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:10,086
I've got an appointment
with Yale for lunch later on.
482
00:29:13,543 --> 00:29:15,637
(Ike groans)
483
00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:34,906
Mm, hi. (coughs)
484
00:29:35,065 --> 00:29:37,159
No, no. No, I'm awake.
485
00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:41,618
Jesus, what are you...
What are you doing? It's 7:15.
486
00:29:42,364 --> 00:29:44,458
Oh, yeah.
487
00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:48,120
Really?
488
00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:50,839
You did? At the museum?
489
00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:54,673
Yeah, well, she's very active
in the feminist movement.
490
00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:58,593
Uh, so you're gonna go
apartment hunting with Tracy?
491
00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:03,928
Yeah, well, you should be able
to find something. It's Isaac.
492
00:30:04,094 --> 00:30:07,018
Yeah, I don't think
you'll have any trouble.
493
00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:10,650
(softly) I knew you'd...
see she's a terrific woman,
494
00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:12,527
if you spent some time with her.
495
00:30:12,686 --> 00:30:16,316
You still feel the same way about her?
496
00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:18,404
'Cause you hadn't
mentioned it in a while.
497
00:30:18,567 --> 00:30:21,036
So you... Yeah. Mm-hm.
498
00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:26,993
Yeah, mm-hm, right. I know.
499
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,457
She's great, I know. Great.
500
00:30:29,619 --> 00:30:31,872
So, uh... No, I gotta go
apartment hunting today.
501
00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:33,882
I have to get something cheaper.
502
00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:36,840
I can't keep living where I do.
It's just...
503
00:30:42,215 --> 00:30:44,764
- Isaac's terrific, isn't he?
- Mm, yeah.
504
00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:46,928
Said he had a great time with you.
505
00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:50,895
Really? That's good 'cause I always
think he's uncomfortable around me.
506
00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:53,060
Oh, come on.
507
00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:54,694
I missed you so much.
508
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:58,153
Yale, this is ridiculous.
You're married.
509
00:30:58,315 --> 00:31:01,569
Listen to me. I'm beginning
to sound like one of those women.
510
00:31:01,735 --> 00:31:03,737
It sounds terrible. I hate it.
511
00:31:03,904 --> 00:31:09,582
- Why don't I just move out?
- No! I don't wanna break up a marriage.
512
00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:12,371
Besides, I'm not looking
for any big involvement here.
513
00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:14,289
It's just... I don't...
514
00:31:14,456 --> 00:31:18,427
It's crazy. It's crazy. I think about
you when you're not around.
515
00:31:20,170 --> 00:31:22,844
- What do you want me to do?
- Nothing. I don't know.
516
00:31:23,006 --> 00:31:26,681
I just guess I should be seeing
someone who's not married.
517
00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:28,845
You're so beautiful. You make me crazy.
518
00:31:29,012 --> 00:31:30,434
Oh, Yale, please stop it.
519
00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:33,646
We're in Bloomingdale's
and someone's gonna see us.
520
00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:36,688
Did I tell you I may have
an interview with Borges?
521
00:31:36,853 --> 00:31:41,905
I told you that we met before. He seems
to feel very comfortable around me.
522
00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:46,698
- Let's go somewhere and make love.
- Not now! Not now, Jesus.
523
00:31:46,863 --> 00:31:50,959
Anyway, you've got a writing class in
an hour. Your students are gonna know.
524
00:31:51,118 --> 00:31:55,043
You're gonna have
this big grin on your face.
525
00:31:55,205 --> 00:31:56,798
And I don't wanna go to your house
526
00:31:56,957 --> 00:32:00,257
'cause I can't stand the dog
and the phone ringing.
527
00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:04,640
Can't you hold me? Does your love for me
always have to express itself sexually?
528
00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:09,554
What about other values like warmth
and spiritual contact? Hotel, right?
529
00:32:09,719 --> 00:32:11,813
Jesus, I'm a pushover!
530
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:15,859
Oh, hi, Isaac.
531
00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:18,987
- Hi. Is Willie ready?
- Yeah. Come on in.
532
00:32:19,146 --> 00:32:21,148
(ex-wife) He'll be right down.
533
00:32:21,314 --> 00:32:24,158
- How you been, Ike?
- Good. How you been?
534
00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:26,319
- I've been terrific.
- Yeah?
535
00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:30,286
Yeah. Been getting a lot of work done.
Things are going really well.
536
00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:34,374
- Want some coffee or something?
- Uh, no. How's Willie doing?
537
00:32:34,536 --> 00:32:38,211
Willie's fine. He's beginning
to show some real talent in drawing.
538
00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:41,547
Where does he get that?
'Cause you don't draw and I don't draw.
539
00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:43,087
I draw.
540
00:32:43,253 --> 00:32:46,678
Yeah, but there's no way that
you could be the actual father.
541
00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:50,469
I'm hoping you'll take Willie
on the 16th
542
00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:52,683
'cause Connie and I
want to go to Barbados.
543
00:32:52,846 --> 00:32:55,770
Are you still gonna
write that stupid book?
544
00:32:55,932 --> 00:32:57,775
I mean, are you serious about that?
545
00:32:57,934 --> 00:32:59,982
I'm very serious about it.
It's an honest book.
546
00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:02,193
You have nothing to be ashamed of.
547
00:33:02,355 --> 00:33:05,199
- Excuse me.
- Can I talk to you a minute? Excuse me.
548
00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:08,658
Here's what I still don't understand.
Where are you running?
549
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:11,790
I can't understand
how you can prefer her to me.
550
00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:13,746
- You can't understand?
- No.
551
00:33:13,909 --> 00:33:15,707
You knew my history!
552
00:33:15,869 --> 00:33:20,340
I know. My analyst warned me, but you
were so beautiful I got another analyst.
553
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,922
D'you think we can be
ever just friends?
554
00:33:23,084 --> 00:33:24,757
You're putting in all the details?
555
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,719
No, not the part where
you tried to run her over with the car.
556
00:33:27,881 --> 00:33:30,304
Wha... I tried
to run her over with a car?
557
00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:33,971
What are you talking about? It was late.
You know I don't drive well.
558
00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:36,139
It was raining. It was dark.
559
00:33:36,306 --> 00:33:38,479
Why were you lurking outside the cabin?
560
00:33:38,642 --> 00:33:41,065
I was spying on you guys
'cause I knew what was happening.
561
00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:43,151
You were falling in love.
562
00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:45,907
So you felt you had to
run her over with the car?
563
00:33:46,066 --> 00:33:49,696
Do I look like that type of person?
You know how slowly I was going?
564
00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:52,865
Not slowly enough
that you didn't rip the front porch off.
565
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:57,707
Get the kid. I can't... I can't have
this argument every time I come over.
566
00:34:00,956 --> 00:34:03,630
(♫ "Love ls Sweeping The Country")
567
00:34:34,531 --> 00:34:36,954
- You look funny in that jacket.
- I know.
568
00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:40,371
I had hoped for something
in the gabardine.
569
00:34:40,537 --> 00:34:42,756
- So, do you miss me?
- Yeah. Do you miss me?
570
00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:46,760
Of course I miss you. I love you. That's
why I come and get you all the time.
571
00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:51,173
- Why can't we have frankfurters?
- Because this is a Russian tearoom.
572
00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:55,344
I mean, you wanna have a blintz or
something. Frankfurter gives you cancer.
573
00:34:55,510 --> 00:35:00,016
Besides, you see those two women here?
They have very beautiful women here.
574
00:35:00,181 --> 00:35:01,728
We could do well.
575
00:35:01,891 --> 00:35:05,020
I think we could have picked up
these two, if you were quicker.
576
00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:07,280
I'm serious.
577
00:35:07,981 --> 00:35:10,279
I think the brunette liked you.
578
00:35:11,735 --> 00:35:13,112
(barking)
579
00:35:13,278 --> 00:35:16,532
(mutters) I think I should, uh...
No, I'll call him.
580
00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:23,880
Mm...
581
00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:29,924
Hello, Yale? Um, I'm sorry for calling.
582
00:35:31,212 --> 00:35:33,556
Well, no, no, nothing's wrong. I...
583
00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:37,887
Well, I just thought
that it's Sunday out...
584
00:35:38,053 --> 00:35:43,310
...and maybe if you could get away,
we could go for a walk or... Mm.
585
00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:45,523
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
586
00:35:45,685 --> 00:35:47,312
Oh, that's right. You mentioned that.
587
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:51,074
Well, OK, it was just a shot.
Yeah. Yeah.
588
00:35:51,232 --> 00:35:54,577
Well, I won't keep you. OK. Bye-bye.
589
00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:59,082
(phone rings)
590
00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:02,327
Hello?
591
00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:05,671
Oh, hi! Hi, how you doin'?
592
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:09,293
No, not at all.
I was just sitting around
593
00:36:09,459 --> 00:36:12,303
looking through the magazine section.
594
00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:18,097
Uh, no, no, I didn't read the piece
on China's faceless masses.
595
00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:20,728
I was checking out the lingerie ads.
596
00:36:20,887 --> 00:36:23,891
Yeah, I can never get past them.
They're really erotic.
597
00:36:24,057 --> 00:36:26,151
You wanna go for a walk?
598
00:36:27,102 --> 00:36:28,695
I don't know, I've gotta get out.
599
00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:32,323
I'm going stir-crazy
and Yale's with Emily's parents.
600
00:36:32,482 --> 00:36:34,826
It's such a beautiful Sunday.
601
00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:36,827
(clap of thunder)
602
00:36:36,986 --> 00:36:40,240
It's an electrical storm.
You wanna wind up in an ashtray?
603
00:36:40,407 --> 00:36:43,035
- It was such a beautiful day out.
- Yeah, wonderful.
604
00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:45,420
I think the Chrysler Building blew up.
605
00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:49,458
- Oh, no! Thunder scares me.
- It's not my favorite sound either.
606
00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:51,797
D'you know every year
one or two people get killed
607
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,304
during a storm in Central Park?
608
00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:57,090
Why don't I run up ahead
and we'll talk later?
609
00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:15,408
Jesus Christ, I'm soaking wet.
This is awful!
610
00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:17,661
You look ridiculous! You know that?
611
00:37:17,819 --> 00:37:21,414
Next time you want someone
to walk with you, get somebody else.
612
00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:25,203
I've never seen anybody react
so strongly to a little bit of water.
613
00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:27,996
It wasn't the water.
It was the electricity.
614
00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:31,588
I'll turn into a guy that sells
comics outside Bloomingdale's.
615
00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:34,879
What do you think? You think
I look terrible? How do I look?
616
00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:38,674
- I can't see.
- (laughs) You should see your face!
617
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:42,390
You look kinda nice, actually.
You're sort of pretty.
618
00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:46,098
- (Mary) I'm really annoyed with Yale.
- Why?
619
00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:49,143
He was supposed to see me today
and then he couldn't.
620
00:37:49,309 --> 00:37:51,277
And I had tickets
to this Vivaldi concert.
621
00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:53,438
He had to cancel on me, of course.
622
00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:57,576
- (Ike) That's what happens when...
- I know. You're having an affair.
623
00:37:57,734 --> 00:38:01,034
- What a terrible way to put it.
- Hey, I didn't put it that way.
624
00:38:01,196 --> 00:38:04,996
My husband, well, my ex-husband,
had an affair when we were married.
625
00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:07,877
- Really?
- Yeah. At least one that I know of.
626
00:38:08,036 --> 00:38:12,257
And I never mentioned anything because
I felt that I was deficient in some way.
627
00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:16,591
That I was bad in bed, not bright
enough, or physically unattractive.
628
00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:20,633
- But in the end he was just a louse.
- Yeah, I know. An intellectual louse.
629
00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:23,928
Oh, God, was he brilliant.
I was so crazy about him.
630
00:38:24,093 --> 00:38:27,017
Really opened me up sexually.
Taught me everything.
631
00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:29,274
Women found him devastating.
632
00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:32,485
Oh, look. There's Saturn.
633
00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:35,113
Saturn is the sixth planet from the sun.
634
00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:38,320
How many of the satellites
of Saturn can you name?
635
00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:43,455
There's Mimas, Titan, Dione.
Hyperion, of course. Uh...
636
00:38:43,613 --> 00:38:47,743
I can't name any of 'em and fortunately
they never come up in conversation.
637
00:38:47,909 --> 00:38:50,537
Facts.
I got a million facts at my fingertips.
638
00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:55,425
They mean nothing 'cause nothing worth
knowing is understood with the mind.
639
00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:58,803
Everything valuable enters
through a different opening...
640
00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:01,511
...if you'll forgive
the disgusting imagery.
641
00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:05,177
I don't agree at all. Where would
we be without rational thought?
642
00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:08,597
You... you...
you rely too much on your brain.
643
00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:11,562
The brain is the most overrated organ.
644
00:39:11,724 --> 00:39:15,319
I know. You probably think
I'm too cerebral.
645
00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:18,732
Well, you are, you know,
kind of on the brainy side.
646
00:39:18,898 --> 00:39:22,903
What's the difference what I think about
you? God knows what you think of me.
647
00:39:23,069 --> 00:39:25,071
You're tine. Are you kidding?
648
00:39:25,238 --> 00:39:29,163
You do have a tendency to get a little
hostile, but I find that attractive.
649
00:39:29,325 --> 00:39:32,829
(Ike whispers) Oh, yeah?
Well, I'm glad you do.
650
00:39:32,996 --> 00:39:36,500
(Mary) So, you think I have no feelings?
Is that it?
651
00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:41,342
Hey, wha... You're so sensitive, Jesus!
I never said that.
652
00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:42,596
(Mary sighs)
653
00:39:42,755 --> 00:39:45,884
I think you're...
I think you're terrific.
654
00:39:46,551 --> 00:39:51,022
Really, you know. I... I...
You're very insecure.
655
00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:53,899
I think you're wonderful, really.
656
00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:58,363
(Mary sighs) What do you think?
It's probably stopped raining out.
657
00:39:58,521 --> 00:40:01,400
You wanna grab a bite
or something like that?
658
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,870
(mumbles) I gotta
see somebody this evening.
659
00:40:06,029 --> 00:40:07,656
I don't know if it's a great idea.
660
00:40:07,822 --> 00:40:10,371
Right. Well...
So what about sometime next week?
661
00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:13,878
I might give you a call,
if you have any free time?
662
00:40:14,037 --> 00:40:16,131
Uh... (sighs)
663
00:40:17,624 --> 00:40:20,252
I'm not gonna have any free time
664
00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:23,262
'cause... I don't think
it's such a great idea.
665
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:29,053
I'm working on this book and it,
you know, takes a lot of my energy up.
666
00:40:29,218 --> 00:40:31,186
OK. OK.
667
00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:37,607
(Yale) Your parents were in a good mood.
I almost had a good time. (laughs)
668
00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:41,194
- (Emily) Who did you call after dinner?
- Oh, uh, David Cohen.
669
00:40:41,356 --> 00:40:44,235
He wants me to review the new book
on Virginia Woolf.
670
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,324
Written another one,
if you can believe it.
671
00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:51,161
- (Emily) Are you OK?
- Yeah, I'm fine. What do you mean?
672
00:40:51,324 --> 00:40:55,045
- You seem sort of nervous.
- No, I'm not. I feel good.
673
00:40:55,203 --> 00:40:58,833
- I was gonna ask you how you felt.
- No. I'm OK.
674
00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:03,424
- You seemed strange at dinner.
- Ah, just more thoughts about kids.
675
00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:05,680
Oh, come on.
676
00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:12,395
Listen, I told Cohen I'd stop by and
pick up the book. Is that OK with you?
677
00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:14,351
Yeah.
678
00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:16,103
It's not too crowded.
679
00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:19,815
No, not bad for Sunday.
I thought it'd be jammed.
680
00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:22,026
Gee, I'm glad you could get out tonight
681
00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:25,408
'cause...
I really did wanna see you a lot.
682
00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:29,161
I like it when you get
an uncontrollable urge.
683
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,414
Yeah, I know, it's my best feature.
684
00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:35,668
My boyish impetuosity.
It's my... You look adorable.
685
00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:37,829
So I have a chance to go to London...
686
00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:40,715
...study with the Academy
of Music and Dramatic Arts.
687
00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:42,671
Really? When did this happen?
688
00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:45,303
The other day.
Got a letter in the mail.
689
00:41:45,461 --> 00:41:48,681
Well, that's great. That's terrific.
690
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,684
But I don't wanna go without you.
691
00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:54,096
Hey, I can't go to London and study.
692
00:41:54,262 --> 00:41:57,937
Especially Shakespeare.
You know, I don't look good in leotards.
693
00:41:58,099 --> 00:42:02,070
- I'm serious.
- Of course you should go. It's great.
694
00:42:02,228 --> 00:42:03,821
You'll have a great time.
695
00:42:03,980 --> 00:42:06,529
It's a great town
and you're a wonderful actress
696
00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:09,319
and it's a terrific place to study.
697
00:42:09,485 --> 00:42:13,080
You'll be the toast of the town.
You'll have a good time, really.
698
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:16,960
- You shouldn't pass that...
- So what happens to us?
699
00:42:17,118 --> 00:42:20,088
Well, you know, we'll always have Paris.
700
00:42:20,246 --> 00:42:22,044
I'm kidding.
701
00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:25,380
What kind of question is that?
You can't think of that now.
702
00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:28,422
You won't take me seriously
just because I'm 17.
703
00:42:28,588 --> 00:42:32,764
Yeah, exactly, because you're 17.
I mean, it's ridiculous.
704
00:42:32,925 --> 00:42:35,553
You're 17 now.
When you're 36, I'll be...
705
00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:39,307
- Um...
- 63.
706
00:42:39,474 --> 00:42:41,693
63, right. Thank you.
707
00:42:41,851 --> 00:42:45,776
You know, it's absurd. You'll be
at the height of your sexual powers.
708
00:42:45,938 --> 00:42:48,191
Of course, I will too probably, but...
709
00:42:48,357 --> 00:42:50,451
...you know, I'm a late starter.
710
00:42:50,610 --> 00:42:52,612
- Who ordered the plain pie?
- Me.
711
00:42:52,779 --> 00:42:55,749
So you must be anchovies,
sausage, mushrooms, peppers.
712
00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:58,626
- Mm-hm.
- Forgot the coconut.
713
00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:00,912
So what do you wanna do tonight?
714
00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:05,084
We'll go to the movies,
I'll take you dancing...
715
00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:07,547
- Anything?
- Absolutely anything.
716
00:43:07,710 --> 00:43:09,712
OK, I know what we can do.
717
00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:11,722
Well, get the filthy look
off your face.
718
00:43:11,881 --> 00:43:14,225
Shut up. It's not filthy.
719
00:43:15,218 --> 00:43:17,220
(♫ "He Loves And She Loves")
720
00:43:17,386 --> 00:43:19,480
(hooves clattering)
721
00:43:29,690 --> 00:43:34,366
(Ike) This is so corny. I can't believe
this. Is this what you wanted to do?
722
00:43:34,529 --> 00:43:37,123
(Tracy) I don't think it's corny.
I think it's fun!
723
00:43:37,281 --> 00:43:39,955
It is fun, but I did this
when I was a kid, you know.
724
00:43:40,118 --> 00:43:42,917
Well, I've never done it.
I think it's great.
725
00:43:43,079 --> 00:43:47,380
(Ike) On my prom night I went
around this park five times, six times.
726
00:43:47,542 --> 00:43:51,638
If I had been with a girl, this would
have been an incredible experience.
727
00:44:06,435 --> 00:44:09,154
Quit fighting it.
You know you're crazy about me.
728
00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:12,817
I am. You're...
You're God's answer to Job.
729
00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:15,703
You would have ended
all argument between them.
730
00:44:15,862 --> 00:44:18,035
He'd have said
"I do a lot of terrible things
731
00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:21,076
but I can also make one of these."
732
00:44:21,242 --> 00:44:23,961
And Job would've said "OK, you win."
733
00:44:34,797 --> 00:44:38,677
Look, this is crazy. I just can't do
this any more. It's really bullshit!
734
00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:42,188
You're married and
I expected to see you this weekend...
735
00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:45,441
...and I sit around like
I've nothing to do, so I called Isaac.
736
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:46,817
We went for a walk.
737
00:44:46,976 --> 00:44:50,355
- It was just lucky he was free.
- I know. I'm sorry.
738
00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:54,526
Oh, it's not your fault.
What the hell. It's a no-win situation.
739
00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:57,821
It's just I'm beautiful and I'm bright
and I deserve better!
740
00:44:57,987 --> 00:44:59,284
I know.
741
00:44:59,447 --> 00:45:01,541
- What if I took some action?
- No!
742
00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:04,543
- (phone rings)
- Oh. I'm not a home wrecker.
743
00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:08,127
I don't know how I got into this.
I guess we met at the wrong time.
744
00:45:08,289 --> 00:45:10,291
It happens. Hello?
745
00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:13,302
Oh, hi. Oh, hi, Harvey. How are you?
746
00:45:13,461 --> 00:45:15,463
- Uh, what?
- (dog whining)
747
00:45:15,630 --> 00:45:20,852
Well, um, why don't you bring it by
on Thursday and I'll read it then, OK?
748
00:45:21,010 --> 00:45:26,312
Yeah, yeah, yeah, OK. Right, I'll talk
to you later. OK, bye-bye.
749
00:45:26,474 --> 00:45:29,728
- What d'you want me to do?
- Waffles. Nothing. It's just...
750
00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:34,400
Waffles! Will you stop that now?
We're just going no place. Excuse me.
751
00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:36,488
Look, I know it's terrible.
752
00:45:36,651 --> 00:45:39,450
I'm at Sneedon's Landing
with Emily and her parents...
753
00:45:39,612 --> 00:45:43,162
...and I love her!
And I'm thinking about you all the time.
754
00:45:43,324 --> 00:45:46,999
- (phone rings)
- Christ. I don't wanna hear it.
755
00:45:47,161 --> 00:45:50,335
I'm from Philadelphia.
My family's never had affairs.
756
00:45:50,498 --> 00:45:54,799
My parents have been married 43 years.
Nobody cheats at all. Hello?
757
00:45:54,961 --> 00:45:57,464
Oh, Donny. Hi! (whispers)
it's my analyst.
758
00:45:57,630 --> 00:45:59,724
Hello. Uh...
759
00:46:00,591 --> 00:46:04,767
Um, no, uh... Well, I think
that'd be impossible. Uh...
760
00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:09,605
OK, well, probably later in the week.
OK, all right.
761
00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:12,395
I'll get back to you. OK, bye.
762
00:46:12,561 --> 00:46:15,064
- (Waffles barks)
- Oh, man. Waffles!
763
00:46:15,231 --> 00:46:20,078
Please, just don't. This is really a bad
time... Waffles! ...A bad time for me.
764
00:46:21,195 --> 00:46:23,448
I gotta think things through here.
765
00:46:25,241 --> 00:46:28,916
- Obviously I shouldn't have come here.
- Well, no, probably not.
766
00:46:29,078 --> 00:46:30,455
(Waffles barks)
767
00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:33,374
(♫ "Sweet And Low Down")
768
00:46:57,023 --> 00:47:00,118
- (strange whining)
- Listen to that! How am I gonna...?
769
00:47:00,276 --> 00:47:04,031
What is that sound? Can you hear that?
Listen. Where's it coming from?
770
00:47:04,196 --> 00:47:07,496
It's like somebody's
playing the trumpet.
771
00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:12,539
Or somebody sawing... Like a man
sawing a trumpet in half. Right? Right?
772
00:47:12,705 --> 00:47:14,878
- Let's fool around.
- You hear it?
773
00:47:15,041 --> 00:47:16,918
It'll take your mind off it.
774
00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:20,714
How many times a night...? How often
can you make love in an evening?
775
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:23,759
- Well, a lot.
- Yeah, I can tell. A lot. That's...
776
00:47:23,924 --> 00:47:27,019
Well, a lot is my favorite number.
Gee, really? Can you?
777
00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:30,352
Let's do it some strange way
you've always wanted to do...
778
00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:32,516
...but nobody would do with you.
779
00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:36,187
I'm shocked. What kind of talk
is that from a kid your age?
780
00:47:36,354 --> 00:47:39,403
I'll get my scuba-diving equipment
and really show you...
781
00:47:39,565 --> 00:47:42,535
- Take me seriously!
- I do take you seriously, but...
782
00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:44,161
- (rumbling)
- Listen to this.
783
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,163
Am I crazy? Wha...? Ah!
784
00:47:46,322 --> 00:47:47,744
It's a rumbling.
785
00:47:47,907 --> 00:47:50,535
Listen to that goddamn...
Where the hell is that coming from?
786
00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:56,083
- It's probably just the elevator shaft.
- It's not. It's coming from the walls.
787
00:47:56,248 --> 00:47:58,876
Let's... Let's...
Can we check into a hotel?
788
00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:01,796
- Oh, you're crazy!
- I can't sleep here. I can't.
789
00:48:01,962 --> 00:48:04,260
Where's the aspirin? What d'you do...
790
00:48:04,423 --> 00:48:07,347
I can help you fix this place up,
if you give me a chance.
791
00:48:07,510 --> 00:48:09,888
No, and I don't want you living here.
792
00:48:10,054 --> 00:48:14,150
Tonight is a special occasion.
It's my first night in the apartment...
793
00:48:14,308 --> 00:48:18,029
...so I wanted to break in the place
and I was afraid to sleep alone.
794
00:48:18,187 --> 00:48:21,191
(runs tap) Hey, what is this?
There's brown water!
795
00:48:21,357 --> 00:48:24,577
- The pipes are rusty.
- What is this, Tracy?
796
00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:28,205
- The pipes are rusty.
- Look at this. It's brown water.
797
00:48:28,364 --> 00:48:32,085
I'm paying $700 a month.
I got rats with bongos and a frog.
798
00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:34,245
And I got brown water here.
799
00:48:34,412 --> 00:48:37,416
- Look. It's disgusting.
- What's gonna happen to us?
800
00:48:37,581 --> 00:48:41,085
Listen. You keep ignoring me.
What's gonna happen with us?
801
00:48:41,252 --> 00:48:44,927
What do you mean?
D'you have a good time with me?
802
00:48:45,089 --> 00:48:48,969
- Aren't I a load of laughs and fun?
- Yes.
803
00:48:49,135 --> 00:48:51,479
So, and that's it, and we have fun.
804
00:48:51,637 --> 00:48:54,891
Then you're gonna go to London
exactly as we discussed it.
805
00:48:55,057 --> 00:48:59,563
You're gonna take advantage of that
opportunity and study acting over there.
806
00:48:59,728 --> 00:49:03,778
And you'll think of me always
as a fond memory. It'll be nice.
807
00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:06,615
You know we have to
stop seeing each other?
808
00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:09,200
Oh, yeah. Right, right.
809
00:49:09,363 --> 00:49:13,084
I understand. I could tell by
the sound of your voice over the phone.
810
00:49:13,242 --> 00:49:17,748
Very authoritative, you know.
Like the Pope or the computer in 2001.
811
00:49:17,913 --> 00:49:20,757
It's not fair to you
and I don't know what I'm doing.
812
00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:23,419
- Right.
- I mean... Come on, don't be angry.
813
00:49:23,586 --> 00:49:27,136
You brought this up. You're not happy
the way things are going.
814
00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:30,472
I'm not angry.
It's just I knew it was gonna end,
815
00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:33,012
but now it's happened I'm upset, OK?
816
00:49:33,179 --> 00:49:35,682
Look, you don't wanna
make a commitment.
817
00:49:35,848 --> 00:49:37,691
And I don't wanna break up my marriage
818
00:49:37,850 --> 00:49:40,273
and then find out
we're no good together.
819
00:49:40,436 --> 00:49:42,734
I've gotta start thinking about Emily.
820
00:49:42,897 --> 00:49:45,025
OK, you made your point very clear.
821
00:49:45,191 --> 00:49:48,035
I'm just glad one of us
had the nerve to end it.
822
00:49:48,903 --> 00:49:51,531
- Will you be all right?
- (crying) Yeah...
823
00:49:51,697 --> 00:49:55,076
Of course I will. What d'you think
I'm gonna do? Hang myself?
824
00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:58,667
I'm a beautiful woman.
I'm young, highly intelligent.
825
00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:01,548
I got everything going for me.
The point...
826
00:50:02,208 --> 00:50:06,759
The point is that... I don't know,
I'm all fucked up. I'm just... Shit!
827
00:50:06,921 --> 00:50:11,552
What am I doing in this relationship
anyway? My phone never stops ringing.
828
00:50:11,717 --> 00:50:15,688
I could go to bed with the entire
faculty of MIT, if I wanted to.
829
00:50:15,846 --> 00:50:17,063
It's just...
830
00:50:17,223 --> 00:50:20,443
I don't know. I'm wasting myself
on a married man, so I don't know.
831
00:50:22,144 --> 00:50:26,024
Listen, I think I'd better go now.
I just want you to have this.
832
00:50:26,190 --> 00:50:28,534
I got these tickets
to see Rampal tonight.
833
00:50:28,692 --> 00:50:30,865
Oh, Mary. This is very hard on me, too.
834
00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:33,622
Please! Just take them
and go with your wife.
835
00:50:33,781 --> 00:50:37,786
Mary, you love Rampal.
Call somebody up. Take Isaac.
836
00:50:37,952 --> 00:50:40,046
Fuck off, Yale!
837
00:50:41,205 --> 00:50:44,505
Um, I know you're gonna think
the water's a little brown,
838
00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:46,340
but you can drink it.
839
00:50:46,502 --> 00:50:48,504
Don't get thrown by this.
840
00:50:48,671 --> 00:50:51,641
- I'm really sorry for bothering you.
- No problem.
841
00:50:51,799 --> 00:50:52,891
It's just...
842
00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:57,021
- God, this is brown, isn't it?
- It is, but you get used to it.
843
00:50:57,179 --> 00:50:58,977
I didn't know who to call.
844
00:50:59,139 --> 00:51:02,018
I don't think you should take Valium.
It causes cancer.
845
00:51:02,184 --> 00:51:05,734
- No. Half a Valium?
- Yeah, abdominal cancer, I think.
846
00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:07,898
When did they find that out?
847
00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:12,070
That's just my theory, but I think
it's correct. I got tissues someplace.
848
00:51:12,236 --> 00:51:14,580
Well, I guess
I deserve everything I get.
849
00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:15,785
Come on.
850
00:51:15,948 --> 00:51:19,669
It's true. It's really true. I mean,
I knew it couldn't possibly work out.
851
00:51:19,827 --> 00:51:21,829
Yeah, you pick a married guy...
852
00:51:21,996 --> 00:51:25,626
...and when it doesn't work out,
it confirms your worst feelings.
853
00:51:25,791 --> 00:51:27,793
What worst feelings?
854
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:32,966
You know. Your feelings about men
and marriage and that nothing works.
855
00:51:33,132 --> 00:51:36,682
Oh, please, don't psychoanalyze me.
I pay a doctor for that.
856
00:51:36,844 --> 00:51:41,099
Hey. You call that guy
that you talk to a doctor?
857
00:51:41,265 --> 00:51:46,897
You don't get suspicious when he calls
you at 3am and weeps into the telephone?
858
00:51:47,062 --> 00:51:49,906
So he's unorthodox.
He's a highly qualified doctor.
859
00:51:50,065 --> 00:51:51,738
He's done a great job on you.
860
00:51:51,900 --> 00:51:54,369
Your self-esteem is like
a notch below Kafka's.
861
00:51:54,528 --> 00:51:56,576
- (rumbling)
- What is that noise?
862
00:51:56,739 --> 00:51:58,662
Yeah. Incredible, isn't it?
863
00:51:58,824 --> 00:52:01,202
There's a guy upstairs.
I don't know what the hell it is.
864
00:52:01,368 --> 00:52:05,373
It's like he's up there strangling a
parrot or something. I can't stand it.
865
00:52:05,539 --> 00:52:07,541
How can you stand it? It's terrible.
866
00:52:07,708 --> 00:52:09,710
I know.
I used to have a great apartment.
867
00:52:09,877 --> 00:52:14,257
- Wanna go for a walk? It's quieter out.
- No, I think I'll just go home.
868
00:52:14,423 --> 00:52:16,517
- No, come on.
- (sniffles)
869
00:52:17,843 --> 00:52:21,939
He led me on! That's the point of it.
Why am I reluctant to criticize him?
870
00:52:22,097 --> 00:52:25,021
Relax. Yale would not do that.
He's not that kind of a guy.
871
00:52:25,184 --> 00:52:28,404
Don't defend him.
You guys all stick up for each other.
872
00:52:28,562 --> 00:52:31,736
Yale has his problems as we all do.
873
00:52:31,899 --> 00:52:34,243
I'm starting to sound
like Rabbi Blitzstein.
874
00:52:34,401 --> 00:52:38,497
Well, thanks for letting me come over.
I appreciate it. It's very nice of you.
875
00:52:38,656 --> 00:52:41,956
Tracy and I are going out tonight,
if you wanna come along.
876
00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:44,540
Oh, no, I'll be fine. I'll be OK.
877
00:52:44,703 --> 00:52:46,296
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
878
00:52:46,455 --> 00:52:50,881
- That's a healthy piece of towel paper.
- Oh, gee. God!
879
00:52:51,043 --> 00:52:53,137
Well, goodbye. Thanks a lot.
880
00:52:54,838 --> 00:52:58,559
(TV) But my point is a cab driver
doesn't make enough money...
881
00:52:58,717 --> 00:53:03,518
Oh, look at that... that guy's toupee.
That's unbelievable.
882
00:53:03,681 --> 00:53:08,653
That is hilarious. Mm, there's a... a...
an inch of cheesecloth. You can see it.
883
00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:12,315
I don't know why, you know,
his loved ones don't tell him.
884
00:53:12,481 --> 00:53:16,861
It's like the toupee dropped on his head
from a window ledge as he was walking.
885
00:53:17,027 --> 00:53:21,624
But look at his wife. Looks like her
face has been lifted about 8,000 times.
886
00:53:21,782 --> 00:53:24,877
I know. It's so plastic. It's so tight.
887
00:53:25,035 --> 00:53:27,458
I hate that. I just hate that. I wish...
888
00:53:27,621 --> 00:53:31,467
Why can't they just age naturally
instead of putting all that junk on?
889
00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:34,253
I know. Old faces are... are nice.
890
00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:36,639
Yeah. They're great.
891
00:53:36,797 --> 00:53:38,720
Mm... Mm...
892
00:53:38,882 --> 00:53:44,230
Hey, be careful. I think
I got black bean sauce in the bed.
893
00:53:44,388 --> 00:53:47,767
Oh, look. It's great.
The late show's a WC Fields film.
894
00:53:47,933 --> 00:53:50,106
Mm.
895
00:53:50,269 --> 00:53:52,363
Oh, great. We gotta watch that.
896
00:53:54,148 --> 00:53:55,991
(Yale) om on, God.
897
00:53:57,568 --> 00:54:01,038
Boy, I really feel good, you know.
I got my life together finally.
898
00:54:01,196 --> 00:54:02,573
Yeah?
899
00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:05,539
You know, I just had
to cut this thing off finally.
900
00:54:05,701 --> 00:54:07,829
I'm not the type for affairs.
901
00:54:07,995 --> 00:54:10,089
D'you ever hear from Mary, or see her?
902
00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:12,750
No. We cut it off.
It's easier that way.
903
00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:16,591
She's terrific. She deserves more
than a fling with a married guy.
904
00:54:16,754 --> 00:54:18,802
Yeah, she's screwed up, but great.
905
00:54:18,964 --> 00:54:21,592
Right up your alley.
You oughta call her.
906
00:54:21,759 --> 00:54:24,137
- I... I should call her?
- Yeah.
907
00:54:24,303 --> 00:54:26,806
- Why should I call her?
- Because she likes you.
908
00:54:26,972 --> 00:54:28,974
She told me she did.
909
00:54:29,141 --> 00:54:32,611
- You're crazy.
- No. She said she Ends you attractive.
910
00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:35,649
- She said she found me attractive?
- Yeah.
911
00:54:35,814 --> 00:54:39,193
- When was this?
- She said it when she first met you.
912
00:54:39,359 --> 00:54:41,987
- I didn't know. I can't.
- Sorry about that.
913
00:54:42,154 --> 00:54:45,078
I always think of you guys together.
I couldn't...
914
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:48,619
It's over. Unless you're serious
about Tracy. Are you?
915
00:54:48,786 --> 00:54:51,915
- No. Tracy's too young.
- Then call her up.
916
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:57,052
Listen, she's an unhappy person.
I mean, she needs something in her life.
917
00:54:57,211 --> 00:54:59,213
I think you guys
would be good together.
918
00:54:59,379 --> 00:55:01,347
I could be a good influence on her.
919
00:55:01,507 --> 00:55:03,601
I think that under
my personal vibrations,
920
00:55:03,759 --> 00:55:06,808
I could put her life
in a kind of good order.
921
00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:12,227
That's what you said about Jill, and she
went from bisexuality to homosexuality.
922
00:55:12,392 --> 00:55:15,566
Yeah, but I gave it
the old college try there for a while.
923
00:55:15,729 --> 00:55:19,450
- Listen, you should call her up.
- No kidding. What did she say about me?
924
00:55:19,608 --> 00:55:23,283
She said that she likes you very much.
She thinks you're smart.
925
00:55:23,445 --> 00:55:25,994
- She thinks you're...
- Keep going. Don't stop.
926
00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:28,659
- ...Attractive.
- Really? No kidding.
927
00:55:28,826 --> 00:55:31,295
(♫ "I've Got A Crush On You")
928
00:55:49,930 --> 00:55:53,059
You see, to me a great movie
is with WC Fields. That's what I like.
929
00:55:53,225 --> 00:55:54,818
Or Grand Illusion. That's...
930
00:55:54,977 --> 00:55:58,151
I see that every time it's on
television, if I'm aware of it.
931
00:55:58,313 --> 00:56:00,407
So what you got to eat here? Nothing.
932
00:56:00,566 --> 00:56:01,783
Oh, Jesus, what is this?
933
00:56:01,942 --> 00:56:05,617
You got a corned beef sandwich here
from 1951, I think.
934
00:56:05,779 --> 00:56:08,623
- Look at this. I mean...
- Yeah, I know, I know.
935
00:56:08,782 --> 00:56:12,252
- I don't have time to cook.
- Corned beef should not be blue.
936
00:56:12,411 --> 00:56:14,505
Ugh, it's really terrible.
937
00:56:14,663 --> 00:56:16,040
- Hey.
- What?
938
00:56:16,206 --> 00:56:17,879
Come here.
939
00:56:24,006 --> 00:56:25,804
What're you doing?
940
00:56:25,966 --> 00:56:29,937
What am I doing? You have to ask?
I was kissing you flush on the mouth.
941
00:56:30,095 --> 00:56:33,190
I... I cannot get my life
in any kind of order. It's just...
942
00:56:33,348 --> 00:56:35,350
it's something I wanted
to do for ages.
943
00:56:35,517 --> 00:56:36,689
Yeah, I know.
944
00:56:36,852 --> 00:56:41,107
Do you? I thought I was hiding it.
I was trying to be real cool and casual.
945
00:56:41,273 --> 00:56:43,867
I thought you wanted to kiss me
at the planetarium.
946
00:56:44,026 --> 00:56:46,028
- I did.
- I thought so.
947
00:56:46,194 --> 00:56:48,117
But you were going out with Yale then
948
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:51,659
and I would never
in a million years interfere...
949
00:56:51,825 --> 00:56:53,827
Did you want me to kiss you?
950
00:56:53,994 --> 00:56:58,044
Mm, I don't know what I wanted.
I was so angry at Yale that day.
951
00:56:58,206 --> 00:57:01,460
But you were so sexy.
You were soaking wet from the rain...
952
00:57:01,627 --> 00:57:05,427
...and I had a mad impulse to throw you
down on the lunar surface...
953
00:57:05,589 --> 00:57:08,638
...and commit
interstellar perversion with you.
954
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,599
I can't go from relationship
to relationship. It's senseless.
955
00:57:11,762 --> 00:57:13,560
I can't do it.
956
00:57:13,722 --> 00:57:17,022
Well, what... Are you still
hung up on Yale? Ls that the problem?
957
00:57:17,184 --> 00:57:19,186
I've got too many problems.
958
00:57:19,353 --> 00:57:22,983
I'm really not the person
to get involved with. I'm trouble.
959
00:57:23,148 --> 00:57:27,619
- Hey, honey, Trouble is my middle name.
- (giggles) What are you saying?
960
00:57:27,778 --> 00:57:30,281
Actually, my middle name is Mortimer.
961
00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:32,541
I'm... I'm kidding.
962
00:57:33,533 --> 00:57:34,955
(♫ "Do-Do-Do")
963
00:57:35,118 --> 00:57:38,497
My problem is I'm both attracted
and repelled by the male organ.
964
00:57:38,664 --> 00:57:39,961
Shh.
965
00:57:40,123 --> 00:57:43,297
So it doesn't make for
good relationships with men.
966
00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:45,883
What about your relationships
with women?
967
00:57:46,046 --> 00:57:49,095
You never really told me much
about your first wife.
968
00:57:49,257 --> 00:57:52,511
My first wife was
a kindergarten teacher, you know.
969
00:57:52,678 --> 00:57:56,182
She got into drugs
and she, uh, moved to San Francisco.
970
00:57:56,348 --> 00:57:58,350
Went into est, became a Moonie.
971
00:57:58,517 --> 00:58:00,861
She's with
the William Morris Agency now.
972
00:58:01,019 --> 00:58:02,612
D'you like that?
973
00:58:02,771 --> 00:58:06,617
This... this, I think, has a kind of
wonderful otherness to it, you know.
974
00:58:06,775 --> 00:58:09,574
- A marvelous negative capability.
- OK.
975
00:58:09,736 --> 00:58:12,660
Kind of wonderful energy to it,
don't you think?
976
00:58:19,913 --> 00:58:23,383
(Mary) I thought that wine
was wonderful, didn't you think?
977
00:58:23,542 --> 00:58:26,546
And it just made my face
all flushed and hot.
978
00:58:26,712 --> 00:58:31,058
(Ike) Yeah. You look so beautiful
I can hardly keep my eyes on the meter.
979
00:58:31,216 --> 00:58:33,844
- (Mary laughs)
- It's 14 bucks!
980
00:58:34,011 --> 00:58:37,060
I know, but it was a great restaurant.
Didn't you love it?
981
00:58:37,222 --> 00:58:41,648
Yeah, I love seafood. Course I'm drunk.
I don't know if you can tell or not.
982
00:58:41,810 --> 00:58:43,812
Hey, you know,
it was the only time in my life
983
00:58:43,979 --> 00:58:45,902
I ever had Chianti from Warsaw.
984
00:58:46,064 --> 00:58:47,941
- Give me a kiss.
- (Mary) OK.
985
00:58:55,449 --> 00:58:58,999
- (Ike sighs)
- What are you thinking?
986
00:58:59,161 --> 00:59:02,415
I was thinking there must be
something wrong with me...
987
00:59:02,581 --> 00:59:05,130
...because I've never
had a relationship...
988
00:59:05,292 --> 00:59:08,967
...that's lasted longer than
the one between Hitler and Eva Braun.
989
00:59:09,129 --> 00:59:11,257
I think you're still drunk!
990
00:59:11,423 --> 00:59:12,970
(kissing)
991
00:59:51,046 --> 00:59:53,219
It's great. It's... it's...
992
00:59:53,381 --> 00:59:58,387
I don't play the harmonica, but it's an
incredible... harmonica is what it is.
993
00:59:59,054 --> 01:00:03,810
Well, you said you wanted to learn.
I'm trying to open up that side of you.
994
01:00:03,975 --> 01:00:07,946
Tracy, you're throwing away
an enormous amount of real affection...
995
01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:10,107
...on the wrong person.
996
01:00:10,273 --> 01:00:12,367
It's not wrong for me.
997
01:00:13,902 --> 01:00:15,996
(sighs)
998
01:00:16,154 --> 01:00:20,705
Listen, I don't... I don't think
we should keep seeing each other.
999
01:00:20,867 --> 01:00:22,869
Why not?
1000
01:00:23,036 --> 01:00:26,666
Because I think you're getting
too hung up on me, you know?
1001
01:00:26,832 --> 01:00:29,426
"Hung up on me."
I'm starting to sound like you.
1002
01:00:29,584 --> 01:00:31,928
I'm not hung up on you.
I'm in love with you.
1003
01:00:32,087 --> 01:00:34,590
You can't be in love with me.
We've been over this.
1004
01:00:34,756 --> 01:00:38,477
You're a kid. You don't know what
love means. I don't know what it means.
1005
01:00:38,635 --> 01:00:40,854
Nobody knows what the hell's going on.
1006
01:00:41,012 --> 01:00:43,640
We have laughs together.
I care about you.
1007
01:00:43,807 --> 01:00:46,651
Your concerns are my concerns.
We have great sex.
1008
01:00:46,810 --> 01:00:48,858
You... But you're 17 years old.
1009
01:00:49,020 --> 01:00:52,695
By the time you're 21,
you'll have a dozen relationships...
1010
01:00:52,858 --> 01:00:55,577
...believe me,
far more passionate than this one.
1011
01:00:55,735 --> 01:00:58,113
Well, don't you love me?
1012
01:01:01,032 --> 01:01:03,785
The truth is that I love somebody else.
1013
01:01:07,164 --> 01:01:09,258
You do?
1014
01:01:10,584 --> 01:01:12,882
Hey, come on... We... we...
1015
01:01:13,044 --> 01:01:16,719
This was supposed to be
a temporary fling. You know that.
1016
01:01:17,424 --> 01:01:19,597
You met someone?
1017
01:01:19,759 --> 01:01:22,308
Don't stare at me with those big eyes.
1018
01:01:22,470 --> 01:01:27,397
You look like one of those barefoot kids
from Bolivia who needs foster parents.
1019
01:01:27,559 --> 01:01:29,561
Have you been seeing someone?
1020
01:01:29,728 --> 01:01:32,197
No. Yes. Someone older.
1021
01:01:32,355 --> 01:01:34,528
I mean, y-y-you know, y-y-you know.
1022
01:01:34,691 --> 01:01:38,571
Not as old as I am,
but in the same general ballpark as me.
1023
01:01:40,238 --> 01:01:42,332
Gee, now I don't feel so good.
1024
01:01:43,116 --> 01:01:46,586
It's not right.
You shouldn't get hung...
1025
01:01:46,745 --> 01:01:48,918
I mean, you should open up your life.
1026
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:51,082
You know, you've got to.
1027
01:01:51,249 --> 01:01:53,627
You state it like it's to my advantage,
1028
01:01:53,793 --> 01:01:55,795
when it's you that wants
to get out of it.
1029
01:01:55,962 --> 01:01:59,182
Hey, don't be so precocious, OK?
I mean, don't be so smart.
1030
01:01:59,341 --> 01:02:01,469
I'm 42. My hair's falling out.
1031
01:02:01,635 --> 01:02:03,763
I'm starting to lose
some hearing in my right ear.
1032
01:02:03,929 --> 01:02:05,351
Is that what you want?
1033
01:02:05,513 --> 01:02:09,893
I can't believe that you met somebody
that you like better than me.
1034
01:02:12,062 --> 01:02:14,611
Why should I feel guilty about this?
1035
01:02:14,773 --> 01:02:18,403
I've always encouraged you
to go out with guys more your own age.
1036
01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:22,914
Kids from your class.
Billy and Biff and Scooter.
1037
01:02:23,073 --> 01:02:26,828
And, you know, little Tommy or Terry.
1038
01:02:26,993 --> 01:02:29,496
Hey, come on, don't cry.
1039
01:02:31,790 --> 01:02:33,792
Don't cry.
1040
01:02:33,959 --> 01:02:35,802
Come on, don't cry.
1041
01:02:35,961 --> 01:02:40,341
Tracy... Tracy, don't...
Come on. Don't cry, Tracy.
1042
01:02:41,091 --> 01:02:44,220
- Tracy...
- Just leave me alone.
1043
01:02:47,639 --> 01:02:49,437
Tracy, come on, don't...
1044
01:02:49,599 --> 01:02:51,693
Leave me alone.
1045
01:03:17,544 --> 01:03:19,842
(♫ "S'Wonderful")
1046
01:03:49,117 --> 01:03:51,745
- (Mary) That was wonderful.
- (Ike) I'll say.
1047
01:03:51,911 --> 01:03:55,256
- (Mary) I love being in the country.
- Mm, it's very relaxing.
1048
01:03:55,415 --> 01:04:00,171
The mosquitoes have sucked all the blood
out of my left leg. Apart from that...
1049
01:04:00,337 --> 01:04:03,807
- Doesn't it make you feel better?
- Yeah, you were dynamite...
1050
01:04:03,965 --> 01:04:06,969
...except I felt for about
two seconds you were faking.
1051
01:04:07,135 --> 01:04:08,728
- Not a lot.
- No.
1052
01:04:08,887 --> 01:04:12,437
Yes. When you dug your nails
into my neck, you were a little...
1053
01:04:12,599 --> 01:04:14,897
Well, I guess I'm nervous around you.
1054
01:04:15,060 --> 01:04:17,279
- Still?
- Well, yeah.
1055
01:04:17,437 --> 01:04:18,484
So crazy.
1056
01:04:18,646 --> 01:04:20,694
Because I'd like
everything to work out.
1057
01:04:20,857 --> 01:04:24,782
It will. You should leave everything
to me. I'll make everything happen.
1058
01:04:24,944 --> 01:04:26,946
- D'you really promise?
- Mm-mm.
1059
01:04:27,113 --> 01:04:29,582
Because I like you.
I feel good around you.
1060
01:04:29,741 --> 01:04:31,539
I don't blame you.
1061
01:04:31,701 --> 01:04:36,423
Yeah, I mean... Yale was great, he was
absolutely great, but he was married.
1062
01:04:36,581 --> 01:04:38,754
And Jeremiah, my ex-husband.
1063
01:04:38,917 --> 01:04:41,966
He was just this oversexed,
brilliant kind of animal.
1064
01:04:42,128 --> 01:04:45,803
- Hey, what am I? Grandma Moses?
- Not at all. No, no, no.
1065
01:04:45,965 --> 01:04:48,684
- You're much different.
- Yeah?
1066
01:04:48,843 --> 01:04:52,313
Yes. You're someone
I could imagine having children with.
1067
01:04:52,472 --> 01:04:53,644
- Really?
- Yeah.
1068
01:04:53,807 --> 01:04:56,060
Hit the lights. Go ahead. Turn 'em out.
1069
01:04:56,226 --> 01:04:58,320
We'll trade fours.
1070
01:04:59,479 --> 01:05:01,777
(♫ "Embraceable You")
1071
01:05:59,164 --> 01:06:01,212
Well, we never see you any more.
1072
01:06:01,374 --> 01:06:03,797
'Cause I'm working on my book.
I'm submerged.
1073
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:07,464
- It's that girl. Serious, isn't it?
- Well, serious, you know.
1074
01:06:07,630 --> 01:06:11,351
When are we gonna get to meet her?
I'm sure Yale'd like to meet her.
1075
01:06:11,509 --> 01:06:13,352
We should go out sometime.
1076
01:06:13,511 --> 01:06:16,856
I don't understand. Why does he
need a car? A sudden urge.
1077
01:06:17,015 --> 01:06:18,813
He just wants it.
1078
01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:23,025
What...? Is there nothing I can do
to dissuade you from this?
1079
01:06:23,188 --> 01:06:28,194
It's so crazy. They should ban all cars
from Manhattan. I mean, this is crazy.
1080
01:06:28,359 --> 01:06:32,034
Listen, Emily wants to know
why I never bring Mary around.
1081
01:06:32,197 --> 01:06:34,199
Why not bring Mary around?
1082
01:06:34,365 --> 01:06:37,414
- I don't know. Is it awkward for you?
- Are you kidding?
1083
01:06:37,577 --> 01:06:40,171
I spoke to her. It's no problem for her.
1084
01:06:40,330 --> 01:06:42,128
- Then why not?
- Well, you know.
1085
01:06:42,290 --> 01:06:46,295
Hey, don't get this thing. I hate cars.
It screws up the environment.
1086
01:06:46,461 --> 01:06:48,463
- This is a work of art.
- Yeah.
1087
01:06:48,630 --> 01:06:50,223
- Hi.
- (Yale) Hi.
1088
01:06:50,381 --> 01:06:54,431
- This is Emily.
- Hello. Nice to meet you.
1089
01:06:54,594 --> 01:06:56,688
- This is Yale.
- Hi, Yale.
1090
01:06:57,555 --> 01:06:59,432
So, shall we go?
1091
01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:03,278
- Yeah, let's go.
- Sure.
1092
01:07:04,062 --> 01:07:07,407
(♫ Mozart: Symphony No. 40)
1093
01:07:48,147 --> 01:07:51,242
(Ike) Look at that.
That building is almost torn down.
1094
01:07:51,401 --> 01:07:53,995
Can't they have those things
declared landmarks?
1095
01:07:54,153 --> 01:07:56,281
Yeah, I once tried to block demolition.
1096
01:07:56,447 --> 01:08:00,702
Getting some people to lay in front of a
building, and a cop stepped on my hand.
1097
01:08:00,868 --> 01:08:03,291
The city's really changing.
1098
01:08:04,247 --> 01:08:08,548
I need something for round the house
that doesn't make me look too Mexican.
1099
01:08:08,710 --> 01:08:10,087
Ugh, this is...
1100
01:08:10,253 --> 01:08:13,473
- Mary?
- Oh, my God. Jeremiah. Well...
1101
01:08:13,631 --> 01:08:15,850
- Hi.
- Um...
1102
01:08:16,009 --> 01:08:18,387
Jeremiah,
this is my friend Isaac Davis.
1103
01:08:18,553 --> 01:08:20,021
Hi. Glad to meet you.
1104
01:08:20,179 --> 01:08:22,602
- God, this is incredible.
- Incredible.
1105
01:08:22,765 --> 01:08:26,144
I'm in town for a few days.
There's a symposium on semantics.
1106
01:08:26,311 --> 01:08:28,234
- Well...
- And you're looking so great.
1107
01:08:28,396 --> 01:08:29,693
I just, uh...
1108
01:08:29,856 --> 01:08:34,157
- You. You're so thin. You lost weight.
- Well, I have an exercise machine.
1109
01:08:34,319 --> 01:08:36,868
Well, you really look good. Really good.
1110
01:08:37,030 --> 01:08:41,752
God. Well, I'm a bit late,
but it's just so nice seeing you.
1111
01:08:41,909 --> 01:08:44,913
- It's great seeing you.
- I read an article by you...
1112
01:08:45,079 --> 01:08:47,081
...on Brecht.
- Oh, shit! I know.
1113
01:08:47,248 --> 01:08:50,172
I always was a sucker
for Germanic theater.
1114
01:08:50,335 --> 01:08:52,337
- Well...
- God.
1115
01:08:52,503 --> 01:08:56,428
- OK. Well, God... OK. So long.
- Bye. Bye, Jeremiah.
1116
01:08:56,591 --> 01:08:58,685
Bye. Bye.
1117
01:09:00,053 --> 01:09:03,273
God, what a surprise.
I cannot get over it. My ex-husband.
1118
01:09:03,431 --> 01:09:06,651
And he really does look a lot thinner.
He looks great.
1119
01:09:06,809 --> 01:09:10,905
You certainly fooled me. I was shocked
'cause that's not what I expected.
1120
01:09:11,064 --> 01:09:12,941
- What did you expect?
- I don't know.
1121
01:09:13,107 --> 01:09:15,530
You had always led me to...
1122
01:09:15,693 --> 01:09:19,163
You said he was a ladies' man,
that he opened you up sexually.
1123
01:09:19,322 --> 01:09:20,574
So? So?
1124
01:09:20,740 --> 01:09:23,710
Then this little homunculus,
you know...
1125
01:09:24,243 --> 01:09:26,792
He's quite devastating.
1126
01:09:26,954 --> 01:09:28,547
Really?
1127
01:09:28,706 --> 01:09:32,256
Well, it's... it's amazing
how subjective all that stuff is.
1128
01:09:32,418 --> 01:09:34,216
I don't know what you're...
1129
01:09:34,379 --> 01:09:36,177
(typewriter)
1130
01:09:36,339 --> 01:09:39,513
- Boy, you're really typing away.
- (Mary) Yeah, it's a cinch.
1131
01:09:39,676 --> 01:09:41,678
You still reviewing Tolstoy?
1132
01:09:41,844 --> 01:09:45,269
No, no, I finished that two days ago.
I'm on that novelization.
1133
01:09:45,431 --> 01:09:49,186
What... what do you waste your time
with a novelization for?
1134
01:09:49,352 --> 01:09:51,946
Why? Because it's easy and it pays well.
1135
01:09:52,105 --> 01:09:56,702
It's like another contemporary American
phenomenon that's truly moronic.
1136
01:09:56,859 --> 01:10:00,534
The novelizations of movies.
You're much too brilliant for that.
1137
01:10:00,697 --> 01:10:04,042
- (phone rings)
- You should be doing other stuff.
1138
01:10:05,368 --> 01:10:07,166
- Like what?
- Fiction.
1139
01:10:07,328 --> 01:10:09,296
I've seen your fiction.
It's terrific.
1140
01:10:09,455 --> 01:10:10,832
Hello?
1141
01:10:10,998 --> 01:10:13,092
Mary, hi. It's Yale.
1142
01:10:13,251 --> 01:10:15,629
I was hoping you'd pick up.
1143
01:10:15,795 --> 01:10:17,889
Listen, could we meet for coffee?
1144
01:10:18,047 --> 01:10:20,300
Well, why? What is it?
1145
01:10:20,466 --> 01:10:24,846
Well, you know, I miss you.
I just thought maybe we could talk.
1146
01:10:25,012 --> 01:10:27,356
No, I don't think
that would be possible.
1147
01:10:27,515 --> 01:10:29,609
I don't think that would be
possible at all.
1148
01:10:29,767 --> 01:10:33,317
I'm sorry, I just, uh...
No, I... I'm sorry. I gotta go.
1149
01:10:36,107 --> 01:10:38,451
(Mutters under breath)
1150
01:10:38,609 --> 01:10:40,828
- Who was that?
- What?
1151
01:10:40,987 --> 01:10:42,989
Who was that on the phone just now?
1152
01:10:43,156 --> 01:10:47,127
- Uh, dance lessons.
- Dance lessons that was?!
1153
01:10:48,453 --> 01:10:50,797
Yeah. Do we want free dance lessons?
1154
01:10:51,789 --> 01:10:57,216
Right. They give you one free lesson,
then they hook you for $50,000 worth.
1155
01:11:04,510 --> 01:11:07,855
Viking loved my book.
They loved the first four chapters...
1156
01:11:08,014 --> 01:11:10,608
...and, you know,
they were really complimentary.
1157
01:11:10,767 --> 01:11:13,520
Yale had read them
and thought they showed promise.
1158
01:11:13,686 --> 01:11:16,485
But Yale's family,
so of course he's encouraging.
1159
01:11:16,647 --> 01:11:18,866
But Viking will shell out the money.
1160
01:11:19,025 --> 01:11:21,494
Maybe it'll inspire Yale
to finish his book.
1161
01:11:21,652 --> 01:11:24,155
He's been talking about it long enough.
1162
01:11:24,322 --> 01:11:28,998
Mary read the stuff and she was laughing
out loud. I respect her judgment.
1163
01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:31,583
Although she's doing
a think piece on...
1164
01:11:31,746 --> 01:11:32,872
(Yale) Hello?
1165
01:11:33,039 --> 01:11:36,464
Hey, where were you? You were
supposed to be home an hour ago.
1166
01:11:36,626 --> 01:11:39,846
- Uh... I bought the car.
- Oh, no. You did?
1167
01:11:40,004 --> 01:11:43,133
I know it's a meaningless extravagance,
but I had to have it.
1168
01:11:43,299 --> 01:11:45,301
- That thing we saw?
- Yeah.
1169
01:11:45,468 --> 01:11:48,972
Did you hear Viking Press loved
the first four chapters of Ike's book?
1170
01:11:49,138 --> 01:11:51,140
- Great!
- They were real complimentary.
1171
01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:53,685
Next week I get the car
and we'll celebrate.
1172
01:11:53,851 --> 01:11:55,603
- OK.
- In our new car.
1173
01:11:56,562 --> 01:11:58,860
(♫ "Oh, Lady Be Good")
1174
01:12:48,531 --> 01:12:50,750
(Yale) Jesus, listen to this.
1175
01:12:50,908 --> 01:12:54,879
(laughing) "Making love to this
deeper, more masterful female..."
1176
01:12:55,037 --> 01:12:58,041
...made me realize
what an empty experience...
1177
01:12:58,207 --> 01:13:01,507
"...what a bizarre charade
sex with my husband was."
1178
01:13:01,669 --> 01:13:04,639
Please. That is so nauseating. I... Oh!
1179
01:13:04,797 --> 01:13:07,846
Is this true? Did you make love
with Jill and a woman?
1180
01:13:08,009 --> 01:13:10,011
- She put that in?
- (Yale laughs)
1181
01:13:10,177 --> 01:13:13,602
Christ! She wanted to, I think.
I didn't wanna be a bad sport.
1182
01:13:13,764 --> 01:13:16,438
- Did you have a good time?
- No, I didn't.
1183
01:13:16,601 --> 01:13:19,571
Did you hear the one
where he tried to run her lover over?
1184
01:13:19,729 --> 01:13:22,073
- Oh, yeah.
- Whose side are you on?
1185
01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:25,701
I didn't try and run her over.
It was raining. The car lurched.
1186
01:13:25,860 --> 01:13:29,956
Jesus, now everybody in town
is gonna know all these details.
1187
01:13:30,114 --> 01:13:32,458
Everybody... All my friends and...
1188
01:13:32,617 --> 01:13:36,838
(Emily) Listen. "He was given to fits
of rage, Jewish, liberal paranoia..."
1189
01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:39,840
...male chauvinism,
self-righteous misanthropy...
1190
01:13:39,999 --> 01:13:42,172
"...and nihilistic moods of despair."
1191
01:13:42,335 --> 01:13:45,384
"He had complaints about life,
but never solutions."
1192
01:13:45,546 --> 01:13:49,176
"He longed to be an artist,
but balked at the necessary sacrifices."
1193
01:13:49,342 --> 01:13:52,562
"In his most private moments,
he spoke of his fear of death...
1194
01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:57,396
...which he elevated to tragic heights
when, in fact, it was mere narcissism."
1195
01:13:57,558 --> 01:14:01,153
- I came here to strangle you.
- (Jill) Nothing I wrote was untrue.
1196
01:14:01,312 --> 01:14:03,531
You make me out to be
Lee Harvey Oswald!
1197
01:14:03,689 --> 01:14:05,487
It's an honest account.
1198
01:14:05,650 --> 01:14:08,244
- That I'm narcissistic?
- You're self-obsessed.
1199
01:14:08,402 --> 01:14:12,407
- Misanthropic and self-righteous?
- I wrote some nice things about you.
1200
01:14:12,573 --> 01:14:14,371
Like what? What?
1201
01:14:14,533 --> 01:14:16,627
You cry when you see
Gone With The Wind.
1202
01:14:16,786 --> 01:14:19,710
- (Connie laughs)
- What are you laughing about?
1203
01:14:19,872 --> 01:14:23,593
- You let her write that garbage?
- Wait. This is between you two.
1204
01:14:23,751 --> 01:14:26,550
D'you honestly think
that I tried to run you over?
1205
01:14:26,712 --> 01:14:29,966
You just happened to hit the gas
as I walked in front of the car.
1206
01:14:30,132 --> 01:14:33,306
- Did I do it on purpose?
- Well, what would Freud say?
1207
01:14:33,469 --> 01:14:36,723
That I really wanted to run her over.
That's why he was a genius.
1208
01:14:36,889 --> 01:14:39,392
Listen, I'm going upstairs.
I got work to do.
1209
01:14:39,558 --> 01:14:42,311
Don't forget
that Willie's at ballet class.
1210
01:14:42,478 --> 01:14:44,526
Look, I better warn you.
1211
01:14:44,689 --> 01:14:48,239
I've had some interest in this book
for a movie sale.
1212
01:14:51,696 --> 01:14:53,539
- Anybody home?
- (Mary) Uh-huh.
1213
01:14:53,698 --> 01:14:58,625
Yeah? I got an unbelievable story to
tell you. Absolutely incredible. You OK?
1214
01:14:58,786 --> 01:15:00,379
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah?
1215
01:15:00,538 --> 01:15:04,042
Just let me get one glass of brown water
'cause I'm dying of thirst.
1216
01:15:04,208 --> 01:15:08,384
- Isaac, I wanna talk to you first.
- Mm-mm. So I go over to Jill's today...
1217
01:15:08,546 --> 01:15:12,551
...because I'm real annoyed over that
junk she printed in the book. And...
1218
01:15:12,717 --> 01:15:16,597
Isaac, before you get wound up,
there's something I wanna tell you.
1219
01:15:16,762 --> 01:15:19,982
- What's the matter? You look pale.
- Well...
1220
01:15:22,601 --> 01:15:24,899
Wh... What's the matter?
1221
01:15:26,313 --> 01:15:29,567
Hey, what... Is there something wrong?
What is it?
1222
01:15:34,989 --> 01:15:37,492
I think I'm still in love with Yale.
1223
01:15:43,956 --> 01:15:46,050
What?
1224
01:15:47,168 --> 01:15:49,466
You... Are you kidd...?
1225
01:15:51,464 --> 01:15:54,183
- You are?
- Yes.
1226
01:15:55,259 --> 01:15:57,978
Well, when did this happen? What...
1227
01:15:59,096 --> 01:16:01,349
Well, you are or you think you are?
1228
01:16:01,515 --> 01:16:03,984
I started seeing him again.
1229
01:16:04,143 --> 01:16:06,237
When? Since when?
1230
01:16:07,813 --> 01:16:11,989
Just since today. I mean,
that's why I wanted to be open about it.
1231
01:16:13,652 --> 01:16:16,656
Jesus, I'm... I'm shocked.
1232
01:16:16,822 --> 01:16:21,419
I'm... I'm shocked. I'm surprised.
1233
01:16:21,577 --> 01:16:24,877
I think I've always
been in love with him.
1234
01:16:25,039 --> 01:16:27,133
How does he feel about this?
1235
01:16:27,291 --> 01:16:29,168
Well...
1236
01:16:30,169 --> 01:16:33,764
He wants to move out of his place
so that we can live together.
1237
01:16:33,923 --> 01:16:37,518
I'm stunned.
I mean, I'm in a state of, uh...
1238
01:16:37,676 --> 01:16:40,896
Somebody should throw a blanket
over me. You know, I'm...
1239
01:16:41,055 --> 01:16:44,935
Well, you see, he called me several
times in a very depressed state...
1240
01:16:45,101 --> 01:16:47,320
...and he still loves me.
1241
01:16:47,478 --> 01:16:52,075
This is shaping up like a Noel Coward
play. Somebody should go make martinis.
1242
01:16:52,233 --> 01:16:54,656
I don't blame you
for being furious with me.
1243
01:16:54,819 --> 01:16:56,821
I'm too stunned to be furious.
1244
01:16:56,987 --> 01:16:58,284
Well, then I wish you would.
1245
01:16:58,447 --> 01:17:01,451
I wish you'd get angry
so that we could have it out.
1246
01:17:01,617 --> 01:17:04,040
I don't get angry.
I tend to internalize.
1247
01:17:04,203 --> 01:17:08,549
I can't express anger. That's one of the
problems I have. I grow a tumor instead.
1248
01:17:08,707 --> 01:17:11,961
Well, I told you that
I was trouble from the beginning,
1249
01:17:12,128 --> 01:17:13,721
from when we started dating.
1250
01:17:13,879 --> 01:17:16,132
So what does your analyst say?
1251
01:17:16,298 --> 01:17:19,518
Donny's in a coma.
He had a very bad acid experience.
1252
01:17:19,677 --> 01:17:23,181
Oh, that's gr... That's great.
I mean, you know...
1253
01:17:23,347 --> 01:17:25,645
I think you're making
a big mistake here.
1254
01:17:25,808 --> 01:17:26,934
Why?
1255
01:17:27,101 --> 01:17:30,105
Why? Because you... Why?
Because you're preferring Yale to me.
1256
01:17:30,271 --> 01:17:33,650
I know that sounds egotistical,
but, uh, you know...
1257
01:17:33,816 --> 01:17:37,411
This guy's been married 12 years.
What do you think will happen?
1258
01:17:37,570 --> 01:17:40,494
He'll be away from her for a month,
he'll go crazy.
1259
01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:44,627
And if he does commit to you, when you
start to feel secure, you'll drop him.
1260
01:17:44,785 --> 01:17:47,629
I know it.
I give the whole thing... four weeks.
1261
01:17:47,788 --> 01:17:50,416
I can't plan that far in advance.
1262
01:17:50,583 --> 01:17:53,803
- You can't plan four weeks in advance?!
- No!
1263
01:17:53,961 --> 01:17:56,555
What kind of foresight is that?
1264
01:17:56,714 --> 01:18:00,719
Jesus. You know, I knew you were crazy
when we started going out.
1265
01:18:00,885 --> 01:18:03,013
You always think
that you're gonna be the one
1266
01:18:03,179 --> 01:18:05,898
that makes 'em act different, but...
1267
01:18:06,056 --> 01:18:08,650
Isaac, I'm sorry.
I really am. I'm really sorry.
1268
01:18:08,809 --> 01:18:11,028
Mm-mm. Oh, well, I'm...
1269
01:18:11,187 --> 01:18:13,906
I'm sorr... Where are you going?
1270
01:18:14,064 --> 01:18:16,158
- I gotta get some air.
- Oh.
1271
01:18:54,563 --> 01:18:56,156
What are you doing here?
1272
01:18:56,315 --> 01:18:58,534
I spoke to Mary. Were you gonna tell me?
1273
01:18:58,692 --> 01:19:01,036
I was, but...
I'm trying to teach a class.
1274
01:19:01,195 --> 01:19:02,947
So where can we go and talk?
1275
01:19:03,113 --> 01:19:05,992
- How'd you get past the security?
- I walked right past.
1276
01:19:06,158 --> 01:19:09,332
What are you telling me?
That you're gonna leave Emily...
1277
01:19:09,495 --> 01:19:12,169
...and run away with
the... the winner of the...
1278
01:19:12,331 --> 01:19:14,959
...Zelda Fitzgerald
Emotional Maturity Award?
1279
01:19:15,125 --> 01:19:16,923
Look, I love her.
1280
01:19:17,086 --> 01:19:21,011
- What kind of crazy friend are you?
- A good friend. I introduced you two.
1281
01:19:21,173 --> 01:19:24,017
- Why? What was the point?
- 'Cause I thought you liked her!
1282
01:19:24,176 --> 01:19:27,851
- I do! Now we both like her!
- Yeah, well, I liked her first.
1283
01:19:28,013 --> 01:19:33,019
“I liked her first."
What are you, six years old? Jesus!
1284
01:19:33,185 --> 01:19:37,486
Look, would I have encouraged you
to take her out if I still liked her?
1285
01:19:37,648 --> 01:19:39,867
So you liked her?
Now you don't like her?
1286
01:19:40,025 --> 01:19:43,450
It's early. You can change your mind
one more time before dinner.
1287
01:19:43,612 --> 01:19:46,456
Don't get sarcastic about this.
You think I like this?
1288
01:19:46,615 --> 01:19:49,459
How long were you gonna see her
without telling me?
1289
01:19:49,618 --> 01:19:53,213
Don't turn this into
one of your big moral issues.
1290
01:19:53,372 --> 01:19:57,377
You could've said, but you... All you
had to do was call me and talk to me.
1291
01:19:57,543 --> 01:20:01,218
I'm understanding. I'd have said no,
but you'd have felt honest.
1292
01:20:01,380 --> 01:20:04,975
I wanted to tell you about it.
I knew it would upset you. I...
1293
01:20:05,134 --> 01:20:07,353
We had a few innocent meetings.
1294
01:20:07,511 --> 01:20:12,438
A few? She said one. You guys should get
your story straight. Don't you rehearse?
1295
01:20:12,599 --> 01:20:14,693
We met twice for coffee.
1296
01:20:14,852 --> 01:20:16,854
Hey, she doesn't drink coffee.
1297
01:20:17,021 --> 01:20:18,398
Did you meet for Sanka?
1298
01:20:18,564 --> 01:20:21,283
That's not too romantic.
A little on the geriatric side.
1299
01:20:21,442 --> 01:20:23,035
I'm not a saint, OK?
1300
01:20:23,193 --> 01:20:25,821
You're too easy on yourself.
Don't you see?
1301
01:20:25,988 --> 01:20:30,494
You're... You rationalize everything.
You're not honest with yourself.
1302
01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:32,753
You talk about you wanna write a book,
1303
01:20:32,911 --> 01:20:35,130
but in the end
you'd rather buy a Porsche.
1304
01:20:35,289 --> 01:20:39,635
You cheat a little bit on Emily
and you play around the truth with me.
1305
01:20:39,793 --> 01:20:44,094
The next thing you know you're in front
of a Senate committee naming names.
1306
01:20:44,256 --> 01:20:46,054
You are so self-righteous.
1307
01:20:46,216 --> 01:20:50,346
I mean, we're just people. We're just
human beings. You think you're God!
1308
01:20:50,512 --> 01:20:53,686
I gotta model myself after someone.
1309
01:20:53,849 --> 01:20:57,149
You just can't live the way you do.
It's all so perfect.
1310
01:20:57,311 --> 01:21:00,736
Jesus, what are future generations
gonna say about us? My God!
1311
01:21:00,898 --> 01:21:03,526
You know, someday
we're gonna be like him.
1312
01:21:03,692 --> 01:21:08,289
And he was probably one of the beautiful
people, dancing and playing tennis.
1313
01:21:08,447 --> 01:21:10,916
And now look.
This is what happens to us.
1314
01:21:11,075 --> 01:21:14,750
You know, it's important
to have some kind of personal integrity.
1315
01:21:14,912 --> 01:21:17,381
I'll be hanging
in a classroom one day...
1316
01:21:17,539 --> 01:21:22,295
...and I wanna make sure when I thin out
that I'm... well thought of.
1317
01:21:22,461 --> 01:21:23,838
Ike!
1318
01:21:24,004 --> 01:21:26,177
Isaac, where are you going?
1319
01:22:19,601 --> 01:22:22,320
No, I knew Yale had affairs.
1320
01:22:23,230 --> 01:22:25,324
But then, nothing's perfect.
1321
01:22:25,482 --> 01:22:30,204
Marriage is a... requires
some minor compromises, I guess.
1322
01:22:30,362 --> 01:22:33,411
It's funny 'cause I'm just
a non-compromiser.
1323
01:22:33,574 --> 01:22:36,418
I mean, I can't... I can't see that.
1324
01:22:36,577 --> 01:22:40,081
I think it's always
a mistake to look the other way
1325
01:22:40,247 --> 01:22:42,249
'cause you pay for it in the end.
1326
01:22:42,416 --> 01:22:45,590
But then you saw what Jill
wrote about me in that book.
1327
01:22:45,752 --> 01:22:47,754
I'm living in the past.
1328
01:22:47,921 --> 01:22:50,015
How about you? You seeing anybody?
1329
01:22:50,174 --> 01:22:54,975
Yeah. You know, I... I never had any
problem meeting women. I mean, that's...
1330
01:22:55,137 --> 01:22:58,186
But I was thinking about this
just about a week ago.
1331
01:22:58,348 --> 01:23:00,396
I think, and I know this sounds strange,
1332
01:23:00,559 --> 01:23:03,062
but I think
I really missed a good bet...
1333
01:23:03,228 --> 01:23:05,230
...when I let Tracy go.
1334
01:23:05,397 --> 01:23:07,616
- Remember Tracy?
- Yeah. I liked her.
1335
01:23:07,774 --> 01:23:10,744
Yeah. I was thinking about this
at home last week...
1336
01:23:10,903 --> 01:23:14,624
...and I think, of all the women
I've known over the last years...
1337
01:23:14,781 --> 01:23:17,660
...when I actually
am honest with myself,
1338
01:23:17,826 --> 01:23:19,749
I think I had the most relaxed times...
1339
01:23:19,912 --> 01:23:22,415
...and, you know,
the nicest times with her.
1340
01:23:22,581 --> 01:23:24,879
She was a terrific kid,
but young, right?
1341
01:23:25,042 --> 01:23:27,044
So that's that.
1342
01:23:27,211 --> 01:23:29,213
Why don't you call her?
1343
01:23:29,379 --> 01:23:32,258
No, I would never do that.
I think I blew that one.
1344
01:23:32,424 --> 01:23:35,803
I kept her at a distance
and I would never give her a chance.
1345
01:23:35,969 --> 01:23:39,849
And (sighs) she was so sweet, you know.
1346
01:23:40,015 --> 01:23:43,940
She called me. She left a message
with my service about a month ago...
1347
01:23:44,102 --> 01:23:46,696
...that I should
watch Grand Illusion on television
1348
01:23:46,855 --> 01:23:49,950
and I never returned her call.
1349
01:23:50,108 --> 01:23:53,157
'Cause I, you know, I didn't wanna
lead her on or anything.
1350
01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:55,618
She really cared about me and I...
1351
01:23:56,949 --> 01:23:59,202
You know I was
a little pissed off at you.
1352
01:23:59,368 --> 01:24:00,745
Me?
1353
01:24:00,911 --> 01:24:05,758
I figured if you hadn't introduced Mary
to Yale, this might never have happened.
1354
01:24:09,211 --> 01:24:14,138
(Ike) An idea for a short story
about, um, people in Manhattan...
1355
01:24:14,299 --> 01:24:16,927
...who are constantly creating...
1356
01:24:17,094 --> 01:24:21,600
...these real, unnecessary,
neurotic problems for themselves...
1357
01:24:21,765 --> 01:24:23,767
...'cause it keeps them from dealing
1358
01:24:23,934 --> 01:24:27,939
with more unsolvable,
terrifying problems...
1359
01:24:28,105 --> 01:24:30,233
...about, uh, the universe.
1360
01:24:30,816 --> 01:24:35,037
Um, let's, uh...
Well, it has to be optimistic.
1361
01:24:35,195 --> 01:24:39,041
Well, all right, why is life worth
living? That's a very good question.
1362
01:24:39,199 --> 01:24:41,076
Um...
1363
01:24:41,702 --> 01:24:46,082
Well, there are certain things,
I guess, that make it worthwhile.
1364
01:24:46,748 --> 01:24:49,046
Uh, like what?
1365
01:24:49,585 --> 01:24:54,432
OK, um, for me, uh...
1366
01:24:55,299 --> 01:25:00,931
Ooh, I would say Groucho Marx,
to name one thing.
1367
01:25:01,388 --> 01:25:04,767
Um, and Willie Mays.
1368
01:25:04,933 --> 01:25:10,565
And, um... the second movement
of the Jupiter Symphony.
1369
01:25:11,231 --> 01:25:17,079
And, um, Louis Armstrong's
recording of Potato Head Blues.
1370
01:25:17,571 --> 01:25:20,950
Um, Swedish movies, naturally.
1371
01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:23,995
Sentimental Education by Flaubert.
1372
01:25:24,161 --> 01:25:27,290
Uh, Marlon Brando, Frank Sinatra.
1373
01:25:27,956 --> 01:25:32,086
Um, those incredible apples
1374
01:25:32,252 --> 01:25:34,220
and pears by Cézanne.
1375
01:25:35,255 --> 01:25:37,974
Uh, the crabs at Sam Wo's.
1376
01:25:39,301 --> 01:25:43,431
Um, Tracy's face. (chuckles)
1377
01:25:46,558 --> 01:25:48,652
(sighs)
1378
01:25:55,525 --> 01:25:58,028
(♫ "He Loves And She Loves")
1379
01:26:57,295 --> 01:26:59,389
(engaged tone)
1380
01:27:18,650 --> 01:27:21,153
(♫ "Strike up The Band")
1381
01:28:36,019 --> 01:28:39,148
(♫ "But Not For Me")
1382
01:29:25,277 --> 01:29:27,075
(catches breath) Hi.
1383
01:29:27,237 --> 01:29:29,114
Hi.
1384
01:29:30,073 --> 01:29:31,666
I... (clears throat)
1385
01:29:31,825 --> 01:29:33,873
What are you doing here?
1386
01:29:34,035 --> 01:29:36,754
Well, I ran. (catches breath)
1387
01:29:37,455 --> 01:29:40,755
I tried to call you on the phone,
but, uh, it was busy...
1388
01:29:40,917 --> 01:29:44,262
...so I knew that
was two hours' worth of...
1389
01:29:44,421 --> 01:29:46,924
So I couldn't get a taxi cab, so I ran.
1390
01:29:50,552 --> 01:29:52,554
Where you going?
1391
01:29:52,721 --> 01:29:54,598
London.
1392
01:29:55,265 --> 01:29:57,267
You're going to London now?
1393
01:29:57,434 --> 01:30:01,905
What d'you... What d'you mean? If I got
over here two minutes later, you'd be...
1394
01:30:02,063 --> 01:30:04,157
...you'd be going to London?
1395
01:30:09,404 --> 01:30:12,374
Well, let me get
right to the point then.
1396
01:30:12,532 --> 01:30:14,330
I don't think you oughta go.
1397
01:30:14,492 --> 01:30:18,338
I think I made a big mistake.
And I would prefer it if you didn't go.
1398
01:30:18,496 --> 01:30:20,498
Oh, Isaac.
1399
01:30:20,665 --> 01:30:25,045
I mean it. I know it looks real bad now,
but, uh, you know, it, uh...
1400
01:30:25,211 --> 01:30:28,090
Are you seeing anybody?
Are you going with anybody?
1401
01:30:28,256 --> 01:30:29,724
No.
1402
01:30:30,800 --> 01:30:32,802
So... well...
1403
01:30:32,969 --> 01:30:36,940
D'you still love me,
or has that worn off or what?
1404
01:30:38,642 --> 01:30:40,736
Jesus, you... pop up...
1405
01:30:41,645 --> 01:30:44,740
You don't call me
and then you suddenly appear.
1406
01:30:45,315 --> 01:30:48,945
I mean... What happened
to that woman you met?
1407
01:30:49,110 --> 01:30:52,785
Well, I'll tell you,
I don't see her any more.
1408
01:30:52,948 --> 01:30:56,703
I made a mistake.
What d'you want me to say? (mumbles)
1409
01:30:57,702 --> 01:31:00,205
I don't think you oughta go to London.
1410
01:31:01,122 --> 01:31:02,715
(sighs)
1411
01:31:02,874 --> 01:31:05,047
Well, I have to go.
1412
01:31:05,210 --> 01:31:08,009
I mean, all the plans
have been made, arrangements.
1413
01:31:08,171 --> 01:31:12,597
I mean, my parents are there now
looking for a place for me to live.
1414
01:31:12,759 --> 01:31:14,432
(sighs)
1415
01:31:14,594 --> 01:31:16,596
Well...
1416
01:31:16,763 --> 01:31:19,687
Do you still love me or what?
1417
01:31:21,142 --> 01:31:23,236
Do you love me?
1418
01:31:23,728 --> 01:31:26,151
Well, yeah, that's what... Of course.
1419
01:31:26,314 --> 01:31:28,942
That's what this is all about, you know.
1420
01:31:29,109 --> 01:31:31,862
- Guess what? I turned 18 the other day.
- Did you?
1421
01:31:32,028 --> 01:31:34,201
I'm legal, but I'm still a kid.
1422
01:31:34,364 --> 01:31:37,368
You're not such a kid. 18 years old.
1423
01:31:37,534 --> 01:31:40,879
They could draft you.
In some countries you'd be...
1424
01:31:43,540 --> 01:31:46,794
- You look good.
- You really hurt me.
1425
01:31:46,960 --> 01:31:49,008
It was not on purpose, you know.
1426
01:31:49,170 --> 01:31:52,515
I mean, I, uh...
You know, it was... I mean...
1427
01:31:53,341 --> 01:31:56,265
It was just the way
I was looking at things then.
1428
01:31:56,428 --> 01:31:58,931
Well, I'll be back in six months.
1429
01:31:59,097 --> 01:32:01,600
Six months! Are you kidding?
1430
01:32:02,267 --> 01:32:04,565
Six months you're gonna go for?
1431
01:32:05,729 --> 01:32:11,111
We've gone this long. I mean, what's
six months if we still love each other?
1432
01:32:11,276 --> 01:32:13,278
Hey, don't be so mature, OK?
1433
01:32:13,445 --> 01:32:16,073
I mean, six months is a long time.
Six months!
1434
01:32:16,239 --> 01:32:19,493
You're gonna be in the thea...
1435
01:32:19,659 --> 01:32:21,912
...working in the theater
with actors and directors.
1436
01:32:22,078 --> 01:32:25,878
You know, you go to rehearsal
and you hang out with those people.
1437
01:32:26,041 --> 01:32:31,593
You have lunch a lot and before you know
it attachments form and... you know...
1438
01:32:31,755 --> 01:32:35,430
I mean, you don't wanna get into that...
You'll change.
1439
01:32:35,592 --> 01:32:38,641
In six months you'll be
a completely different person.
1440
01:32:38,803 --> 01:32:42,023
Well, don't you want me
to have that experience?
1441
01:32:42,182 --> 01:32:45,436
I mean, a while ago
you made such a convincing case.
1442
01:32:47,479 --> 01:32:50,733
Yeah, of course I do, but, you know...
1443
01:32:50,899 --> 01:32:55,279
I mean, I just don't want that thing
about you that I like to change.
1444
01:32:59,657 --> 01:33:01,785
I've gotta make a plane.
1445
01:33:01,951 --> 01:33:04,875
Come on, you don't... Come on.
1446
01:33:05,038 --> 01:33:07,461
You don't... You don't have to go.
1447
01:33:08,458 --> 01:33:11,803
Why couldn't you have
brought this up last week?
1448
01:33:14,464 --> 01:33:16,887
Six months isn't so long.
1449
01:33:18,635 --> 01:33:21,138
Not everybody gets corrupted.
1450
01:33:23,223 --> 01:33:26,727
You have to have
a little faith in people.
1451
01:33:39,697 --> 01:33:41,995
(♫ "Rhapsody In Blue")
1452
01:34:29,706 --> 01:34:32,676
(♫ "Embraceable You")
1452
01:34:33,305 --> 01:34:39,190
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