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wakey-wakey frosted flakey hey brought
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you a special present
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storytime chicken nugget rise and shine
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here we go your eyes full hearts can't
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lose
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welcome back and rest me I did I'm a big
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fan of bears I'm not wearing pants
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when's the last time you saw a bear
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wearing pants what what the foot that's
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easy now hey the only f-bomb we're using
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around here
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it's a Fred Savage now I want you to
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take a deep breath listen to me very
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carefully Frederick you're in a pg-13
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version of Deadpool - which means we
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only get to one and a glass of white
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wine
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are you bleeping yourself you bet your
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voice in little time that seems weird
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that you would do that yourself
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and stop that sorry did you reconstruct
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the bedroom set from The Princess Bride
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inconceivable oh god yeah let me say
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that felt real good
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why am I here well the reason that
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you're voluntarily here is so I could
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read you the story of Deadpool -
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filtered through the prison of childlike
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innocence I'm and nobody does childlike
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innocence like you Fred nobody I need
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you almost as much as you need I don't
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need you at all me to untie you once
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we're done
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hey easy sugar mouth
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this thing's gonna wreck lithium-ion
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batteries hey you are gonna love this
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story I promise you it's got fencing
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fighting revenge Giants monsters true
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love and miracles now once upon a time
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there was a boy named Deadpool who
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starred in a surprisingly popular movie
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which in an industry dominated by the
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exploitation of existing brands demanded
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an immediate sequel and believe it or
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not Deadpool 2 is a family film true
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story and every good family film starts
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with a vicious murder Bambi The Lion
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King saw seven really anything from
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Disney and this family film is no
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different anyway you know I get paid to
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take out bad guys right well this guy he
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was one of the worst of them
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a panic room
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really can you come out I really have to
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go its my anniversary opened over I hear
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people say I just don't have enough
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confidence
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listen confidence is not something you
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have is something you create and you can
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create it at any moment in time a sense
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of confidence is nothing but a sense of
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whoa actually that may that may have
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been me well mission accomplished well
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that George W sweat away can't stay in a
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panic room forever you're living the
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dreams DP it has been quite the run
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dopinder and who'd have thought no
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talked about in the same sentence as
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Jesus and it Passion of the Christ then
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me at least domestically we beat them
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overseas where there's no such thing as
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religion I do want to live the dream is
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pool boy taxing is not as sexy as it
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looks I want to fill my pockets what's
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your poison little R it's a grip can't
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maintain focus without buying shoes
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online never experienced that last one
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talk to me goose I was going to say soul
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I want to fill my soul I want to belong
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to something like you pulsar defender
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you never cease to surprise me the
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depths of your heart is extraordinary
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we all need a sense of belonging we all
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need a genuine sense of Halm a place I
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want to become a contract killer I'm
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sorry what did you say remember when i
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kidnap Bund who and threatened him with
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great violence he killed him and then
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remember the movie interview with the
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vampire I water when Tom Cruise for 10
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year old Kirsten Dunst blood for the
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first time and she looked up at his
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smooth handsome face and said I want
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some more oh cool picture me a 10 year
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old Kirsten Dunst I'll never not makes
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you that but I can't wait to never speak
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of this as soon as possible
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we're here go to my Tom Cruise and
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you're my Kristen Dunst Kristen Kirsten
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sorry I'm late
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there's a bunch of handi-capable
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children stuck in a tree nope you're
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right I was rounding up all the gluten
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in the world and launching in space
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where it can't not hurt us ever again
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try again diarrhea we can't be sure till
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I get the suit off but all signs point
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to yes kiss me like you miss me red
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welcome here
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all right aren't you gonna say it say
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what you know thing what part you know
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we say the thing yeah oh you want to say
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that from the now is this a kissing but
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I'm not gonna say that why because I
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don't think that's gross anymore I'm not
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12 and I think it kisses a very sweet
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loving gesture between two people
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unlike taping someone to a bed and
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kidnapping I did not kidnap you all
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right I like to call it unsolicited
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location enhancement whatever yeah ball
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gag I'm just saying that if you're gonna
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force me to sit here and listen to this
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crap I'm gonna have thoughts okay I'm
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gonna open about things all right I'm an
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actor I'm a director I know I love
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modern family so much the point is you
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need to anchor the story in
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believability and I just don't believe
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that she'd be kissing you I mean she's
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gorgeous and you're like you know if
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rocky Dennis had a baby with lava hey
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zip it all right we already pay someone
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to say stuff like that to me okay and
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you're wrong because she would kiss me
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she loves my insides trust me we all saw
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the first movie you know I didn't I kind
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of prefer Marvel movies we are marvel
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yeah but you're you know Marvel license
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myfox it's like if the Beatles were
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produced by Nickelback it's music but it
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sucks let's check in the nose for blood
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there uh-huh
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I love Nickelback you get your dirty
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mitts off Chad Kroeger and the joke's on
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you because Fox is being bought by
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Disney Mouse ears puts the joke on you
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you ears closed mouth open you were
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nicer as a kid now where was I right
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wait swept Vanessa into his finally
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toned arms and she kissed him with an
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expression that could mean only one
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thing true love I wanna shower and get
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out of this suit in that order do you
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want your surprise do I look like a
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patient burn victim
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happy Anniversary baby
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skeeball token our first date
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yep that's a genuine high-grade lead
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open yours well that's that's just the
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most beautiful thing that if I don't
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know what this is my IUD a bomb
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no dick for brains my birth control
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device what you mean your baby factory's
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open for business
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oh my god oh my god boy or a little girl
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definitely one of the other Oh and I
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want our kid to have only one name like
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cher or Todd you got to put a baby in
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the first cowboy sighs you know that's
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what's important show that betters boss
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let's do that
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can you see me does this song sound
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familiar to you
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named Conor that's a boy
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May if it's a girl so weird family was
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always in the F word to me pile of shit
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father took off and bailed me I mean I
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sound like I have a lot of strong role
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models to draw off of for Todd Hey look
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at me you are not your father
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besides there will never ever but our
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child be named Todd but here's the thing
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in the how it always works in Star Wars
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men are destined to become their father
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not a consensual sex with their sister I
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think you missed big big chunks in that
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movie no pretty sure Luke nailed her
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baby that's Empire the point is kids
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they give us a chance to be better than
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we are I don't know he used to be a lot
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smarter than I look yeah
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I'm gonna go make dessert then let's
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make a super baby
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what about crystal but with a cake it's
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too stripper Kevin with a K no -
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strawberry - Earl he's gonna go straight
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in jail pearl get down
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baby baby okay huh thank God I did not
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use the cream cheese spread
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wait we know you frigid Vanessa Oh
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fridge die I know what that means it's a
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comic book trope in which the wife or
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the girlfriend of the hero dies in order
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to further said hero's motivation or
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story
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well that sounds misogynistic yeah he
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reduces the woman to a plot device
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existing in the film for no other reason
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than just serve as a source of pain for
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the hero Oh like Mufasa in the Lion King
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yeah that's right like Mufasa from Lion
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King you got it
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she's just me or does do you want to go
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the snowman from frozen Sun suspiciously
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like Papa can you hear me from Yentl
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Papa can you hear me
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wait you've been here for three days
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okay go home take a shower you smell
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like Rush Limbaugh us couch cushions
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after shark we I love frozen I loved her
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I loved her like an ocean lost water the
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notion is worth more importantly I like
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to I really like to you know George
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black was right I'm never gonna dance
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again oh god he's dead too
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nice we still have Bowie mr. Paul David
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boy is still with us we do you still
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have Bowie I'm sorry
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shot after shot it's not gonna change
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the fact that I think you're are you
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pissing are you urinating right now
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you're making the face that you make
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when you nearly see pissing I'm honored
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there you go dope in here you want to be
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a contract killer you got into the mop
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before you handle it good
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although I don't quite understand how
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they are all similar well they both have
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handles now leave me go home wait I
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don't have a home
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I'm fine you know what fine stands for
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Wade effed up insecure needy and
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emotional according to the kubler-ross
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according to the kubler-ross model
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denial is just one of the five stages of
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bird Jesus Christ but there were
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speaking lines for you the hell you
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doing here don't you have a knock
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I thought you saw me with your ears
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lucky I didn't shoot you in the wall the
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refrigerator I heard the news sweetie
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I'm very sorry I am what am I gonna do
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I'll probably something terrible knowing
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you it was my fault
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I did this and all I want to do is grab
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her and see her and tell her that I'm
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sorry and I can't
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she's caught I look shit you need to
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just keep living thank you
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Matthew McConaughey your words are a
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treasure listen to the pain it's both
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history teacher and fortune teller pain
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teaches us who we are we'd sometimes
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it's so bad we feel like we're dying but
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we can't really live til we died a
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little kill brushes Anka you bet your
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pigtail sweetie what's your name captain
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delicious pants
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no no no no no come on hey there's like
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a hundred benches around here
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go find enough beat it it's a free
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country you're right it is a free but
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hey I wanted to say I loved your working
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up I'm sorry I'm sorry
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Oh what you don't like up there's got to
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be some way to die
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I just need to die harder trademark box
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yes yes that's just something here I
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can't guy can't I can't get to you your
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heart's not in the right place
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wait hold on what what your heart's not
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in the right place
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what does that move what do you mean
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with a heart in the right place what is
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it turns out I can dial it I just can't
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stay dead
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I'm terribly sorry for a lost wait
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you're broken I know that voice hearts
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you'll be asleep for three days I took
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early but you're pressing me no kidding
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why can't I finally die take your mask
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off wait we must talk you need fresh
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done Oh what's training you can be next
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men you're wasting your time shiny Jesus
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I'm not x-man material understatement of
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the year wait Yukio Yukio wait what in
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the fudgesicle is this she's my
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girlfriend you and Tom whoa whoa pump
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the hate breaks Fox and Friends I'm just
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surprised anyone would date you
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especially pinkie pie from My Little
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Pony I like this guy give him a chance
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it's great seeing you like this yeah
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now some ground rules well under our
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roof rule number one no killing anyone
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ever no matter how bad a rule to label
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everything in the future wait wait wait
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don't try to chase me all these elderly
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white men on the walls should have
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brought my rape whistle what am I
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supposed to do around here anyway sit in
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a share circle talk about my feelings
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and how would I do that
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exactly because where the hell is
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everyone it's always just you we
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megasonic teenage longest name ever I
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said no touching you think the studio
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would throw us a bone one that doesn't
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end up in my mouth
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the first movie made more money than the
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guy who invented pants
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you can't just dust off one of the
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famous x-men how about that putz with
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the giant pigeon wings what do those do
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anyway huh carry me three feet off the
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ground to snatch up the nearest muffin
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crumb
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no no no I am NOT x-men material at all
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first off I'm not even a virgin
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second immoral interesting a
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self-defeating mess they found you in
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but this is what the friends do they
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show up nothing convenient or easy went
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hard and you always make it hard you I'm
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sticking my neck out bringing you away
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killed Vanessa got away oh Jesus Christ
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so you're gonna kiss me for a second
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there please no I wouldn't be able to
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stop you if you did wait
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whoever they are we track them down and
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bring them to justice it was me and the
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asshole got away I killed every last one
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of him except me couldn't kill me
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we were gonna start a family we were
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yeah we were gonna be a family
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wait vanessa is gone she's not coming
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back this may not be family you want but
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it's family you need you have a good
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heart
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it belongs here but it can grow what did
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you say
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I think I'm in the right place
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whoa cable you got cable if I didn't
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know any better I'd say that you're
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getting into this you know cable the
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biological son of Cyclops in Madeline
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Pryor Jean Grey's clone half-brother to
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Rachel summers and Nate gray raised as
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the Ascari son and genetic template for
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strife from a possible alternate
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timeline having been taken as an infant
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to the future and in fact it with a
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techno-organic virus I hope you have
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given this deeply nuanced and richly
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layered backstory it's do ya we're
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covering the time-travel stuff not
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working out at all masking tape it is no
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friend to chilled aluminum color-coded
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efficient environmentally friendly who's
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he talking to
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why's he dressed like a registered sex
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offender can we focus for a moment
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ladies please we need to talk about next
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month's meal plan obviously everyone
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hated the ceviche I read the suggestion
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box yeah it's on I'm gonna stop you
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right there I see through this weak Act
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you may have fooled Colossus with this
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nice guy shit
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but not me don't be me Birkhoff NCW no
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no no no let her go let her go it's okay
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she has a right to be skeptical look at
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me I'm an easy target you know
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historically mischief has been my
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mistress so I understand you know but
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I'd like to think that you guys have
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really rubbed off
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I like to think that I've rubbed off
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around you too lot and for the first
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time in a long while I like me I accept
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your apology
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I never apologized I was talking to your
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heart see you're not the lost cause your
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thoughts I'm proud you're everything I
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knew you can be thank you Colossus just
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trying to be the world's best x-man
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sorry ex person hmm something wrong with
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the soap it's fine I just filled it give
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it a few more pumps there now excuse me
401
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it's dust bunny season and I'm hunting
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wabbits wait wait wait wait I just it's
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just taking cerebro for a spin here
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looking deep into the future oh this
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thing that's not helping the waters yes
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we have me a mission we do you do you
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guys be safe out there no I know you to
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join me to join I'm sorry what you are
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ready that's a terrible idea and it's
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gonna end bad we have the x-gen teen 5 I
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remarry whether whi team use live here
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at a breaking news situation at the
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Essex
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mutant rehabilitation a mutant boy is
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appearing to have some sort of an
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incident and why these time - there are
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two police
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it appears as if the x-men are arriving
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with better what appears to be a trainee
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everyone calm down
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dated metaphor for racism in the 60s so
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respect at ease officer what are you
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doing my job you're the one who said I
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was ready and I frankly disagreed with
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you but here we are trying to overcome
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our differences like Beyonce says please
427
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please stop cheating on me hey this is
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the fifth incident this kid needs to be
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in the ice box not here
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Russell belongs in our care not in
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prison I assure you we have everything
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under control not getting a real under
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control vibe here Marty it is Glenn
434
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isn't it Daniel I'll ask the questions
435
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Miguel let me talk to the kid you stay
436
00:29:50,250 --> 00:29:55,730
here with your weird secret sex lips
437
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adorable I don't know why I packed the
438
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hollow-point first day some nervous did
439
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you just say hollow points yeah probably
440
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shoulda brought a super soaker yeah hi
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there
442
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stay back or Justin Bieber dies ah
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that's the beaver he called you Justin
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Bieber
445
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wait okay let's not do whatever that is
446
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okay let's just talk great so it's
447
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Russell right fire first fire fist ooh
448
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that's a great name where does it burn
449
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just the fist or all the way up to the
450
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elbow
451
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all the way up to the elbow gum quietly
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or dead it will be trouble you stole
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that from Robocop Robocop just stand
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down you're embarrassing me look fire
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that does it put your hands behind your
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knees and get down on your head now
457
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everything in the refrigerator don't
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know Escalades rules are meant to be
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broken that's the exact opposite of what
460
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they're meant for come on fine I'll
461
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start from the beginning
462
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my name is Deadpool and I'm an x-men
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trainee shut it look I get it all right
464
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you're scared alone you got no family
465
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what I didn't have a family either you
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live in this dump well guess what I just
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live in a shithole just like it but you
468
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know something make matters worse it's
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your confusing time in your life right
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now your body is going through some
471
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fiery changes too far I went too far
472
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that was that perv essence school kid or
473
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don't I didn't I'm an x-man
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get used to this x-man shit trainee come
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down squirt it's over we got you what's
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that do
477
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power damn knee collar shuts down all
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mutant abilities we can't get it off
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unless you've got a grenade huh
480
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could he use one of those in the first
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act thank you that was absolutely
482
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thrilling true heroism in action we are
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in your debt we can take it from here
484
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take me to the icebox place anyways
485
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better than here believe me son you do
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not want to go to the icebox let's get
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you inside young man no no wait wait
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wait you just you guys stay there
489
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those guys hurt you
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who baldie locks Jared Kushner possible
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I'll screw it four or five moments I'm
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sorry four or five moments
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that's all it takes to be a hero
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people think you wake up a hero brush
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your teeth a hero make love to a soap
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dispenser a hero but no being a hero
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takes only a few moments few moments
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doing the ugly stuff no one else will do
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he was abused you can tell you could
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always tell rules you are not judge
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Julie your executioner forget your rules
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I fight for what's right but sometimes
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you gotta fight dirty you let me down
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for the last time
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Wonderlic gang LPN
506
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is there like a sorting hat
507
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there's more of an East Coast hufflepuff
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I've made a critical error on my Airbnb
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reservation this is not what the website
510
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looked like at
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I love the decor though that no idea
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hopeless was a color
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hard left douchebag please after you and
514
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the disgusting minority off the streets
515
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will sleep all the night let's get a
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baby Oh
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nighty night you're annoying
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00:36:23,190 --> 00:36:25,569
but I'm gonna tell you what the big lie
519
00:36:25,569 --> 00:36:30,640
is toilet paper toilet paper is plenty
520
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:35,289
fine appetizer but then Huggies natural
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care wet wipes that's your main course
522
00:36:37,809 --> 00:36:40,630
they're soft they're moist they're for
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00:36:40,630 --> 00:36:44,650
babies finally one more pass with toilet
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paper maybe clear out that excess
525
00:36:46,269 --> 00:36:48,309
moisture maybe treat yourself to a blow
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00:36:48,309 --> 00:36:49,690
and go if you can get you a hairdryer
527
00:36:49,690 --> 00:36:59,640
just about 30 seconds until you get here
528
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:05,079
what what years it kind of dummy
529
00:37:05,079 --> 00:37:26,259
question is that you're a long way from
530
00:37:26,259 --> 00:37:30,299
your superpowers yeah
531
00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:36,920
I wanted to be superior always wanted a
532
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,770
real super suit what happened I mean
533
00:37:39,770 --> 00:37:41,270
what's the last time you saw a plus-size
534
00:37:41,270 --> 00:37:44,720
superhero never the industry
535
00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:48,350
discriminate forget superheroes the
536
00:37:48,350 --> 00:37:49,730
first thing I want to do when I get out
537
00:37:49,730 --> 00:37:53,510
of here burn their headmaster alive and
538
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then take a selfie with a smaller angle
539
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:58,400
he says president is informative what
540
00:37:58,400 --> 00:37:59,150
did he do to you
541
00:37:59,150 --> 00:38:08,390
thanks for evil your abilities I know
542
00:38:08,390 --> 00:38:21,170
how seductive they are tomorrow you find
543
00:38:21,170 --> 00:38:24,560
the biggest con here and we'll make him
544
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:31,280
out with how's that that is the biggest
545
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:34,210
guy in here fun fact about the ice box
546
00:38:34,210 --> 00:38:37,220
no one's ever seen it they keep a
547
00:38:37,220 --> 00:38:39,740
monster in the basement right next to a
548
00:38:39,740 --> 00:38:43,310
huge steaming bowl of foreshadowing look
549
00:38:43,310 --> 00:38:47,990
I can't protect you with this collar on
550
00:38:47,990 --> 00:38:50,920
my superpower is just unbridled cancer
551
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,820
me a bow and arrow
552
00:38:52,820 --> 00:38:56,440
basically Hawkeye if you'll excuse me
553
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:59,660
I've got to murrs to go Vanessa's
554
00:38:59,660 --> 00:39:02,200
weights I'll start by making us a shake
555
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:05,210
good listening I saw that God's been in
556
00:39:05,210 --> 00:39:07,250
session in the old prison wallet if you
557
00:39:07,250 --> 00:39:11,350
know what I'm saying prison wallet I
558
00:39:11,350 --> 00:39:13,340
really hope I don't know what you're
559
00:39:13,340 --> 00:39:15,640
saying
560
00:39:18,750 --> 00:39:21,819
and to update you on the story reported
561
00:39:21,819 --> 00:39:24,220
earlier after a lengthy standoff outside
562
00:39:24,220 --> 00:39:25,690
the Essex House for mutant
563
00:39:25,690 --> 00:39:28,150
rehabilitation two mutants were arrested
564
00:39:28,150 --> 00:39:30,579
and transported to the night injuring
565
00:39:30,579 --> 00:39:33,390
repair mode
566
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:04,510
don't don't do that don't what where are
567
00:40:04,510 --> 00:40:05,260
you winking at me
568
00:40:05,260 --> 00:40:10,720
I got your back oh my god
569
00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:12,819
just sick I got a petite you just leave
570
00:40:12,819 --> 00:40:20,170
me a lot kid great hello to our new fish
571
00:40:20,170 --> 00:40:22,990
it's nice to see some fresh faces alone
572
00:40:22,990 --> 00:40:26,200
yeah I've got some light catalog work
573
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:27,970
but really modeling is just a stepping
574
00:40:27,970 --> 00:40:29,920
stone to acting I'm just talking to have
575
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:35,380
oh we met can't place your mustache back
576
00:40:35,380 --> 00:40:38,170
Tom Cass white wave Wilson what's your
577
00:40:38,170 --> 00:40:41,589
superpower cultural appropriation you're
578
00:40:41,589 --> 00:40:43,539
supposed to be the toughest Khan in here
579
00:40:43,539 --> 00:40:46,690
you don't look like much to me first
580
00:40:46,690 --> 00:40:48,640
rule of the yard find the biggest guy
581
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:51,510
and make him your
582
00:40:55,860 --> 00:40:58,400
last thing I need is more hepatitis Oh
583
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:01,170
slippery - this table needs a wipe down
584
00:41:01,170 --> 00:41:05,520
you get a wipe down on the table can I
585
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:10,230
think you pick their own side zip it
586
00:41:10,230 --> 00:41:11,760
we're not friends
587
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:15,560
take a seat ship die
588
00:41:25,369 --> 00:41:28,609
I hate so much fine you wanna take a
589
00:41:28,609 --> 00:41:30,950
seat ship do this let me die in peace
590
00:41:30,950 --> 00:41:36,529
oh you make a great team oh man why'd
591
00:41:36,529 --> 00:41:39,130
you say that make this dude we friends
592
00:41:39,130 --> 00:41:41,809
partners we're not partners we're
593
00:41:41,809 --> 00:41:46,009
friends doesn't end with us riding into
594
00:41:46,009 --> 00:41:48,019
the sunset it ends with me dying of
595
00:41:48,019 --> 00:41:50,599
cancer and you winning the icebox award
596
00:41:50,599 --> 00:41:54,559
for most pinchable cheeks there's only
597
00:41:54,559 --> 00:41:56,119
one person in this world did I care
598
00:41:56,119 --> 00:41:58,539
about and she's gone
599
00:41:58,539 --> 00:42:02,019
you know you want to survive
600
00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:04,279
stop trying to shank the biggest guys in
601
00:42:04,279 --> 00:42:09,469
here and make friends with them make
602
00:42:09,469 --> 00:42:14,839
friends with someone anyone but me maybe
603
00:42:14,839 --> 00:42:18,440
even black Tim black Evan I don't know
604
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:19,549
all I remember is he was
605
00:42:19,549 --> 00:42:22,029
african-american
606
00:42:50,580 --> 00:42:55,470
system malfunction seven
607
00:43:02,790 --> 00:43:09,599
searching sound zero for located
608
00:43:20,890 --> 00:43:25,250
that was our cell and I to piss off a
609
00:43:25,250 --> 00:43:28,930
grumpy old guy with a Winter Soldier
610
00:43:34,910 --> 00:43:37,420
yet
611
00:43:43,770 --> 00:43:47,030
hello Russell
612
00:44:45,180 --> 00:44:48,809
hello superpowers
613
00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:02,530
why
614
00:45:19,090 --> 00:45:31,550
no that's got some zip oh go back even I
615
00:45:31,550 --> 00:45:34,940
can't show me talked but kind of
616
00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:37,130
spineless shit stick tries to kill a 14
617
00:45:37,130 --> 00:45:39,710
year old boy you might want to start
618
00:45:39,710 --> 00:45:41,240
talking cuz I got a long history of
619
00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:44,890
firing at times like this names table
620
00:45:44,890 --> 00:45:50,540
from the future just walk away oh so
621
00:45:50,540 --> 00:45:53,090
you're from the future I have a question
622
00:45:53,090 --> 00:45:54,010
then
623
00:45:54,010 --> 00:45:57,750
is not step still a thing
624
00:46:21,220 --> 00:46:25,190
pussies they're so dark DJ no from the
625
00:46:25,190 --> 00:46:55,690
DC universe is that a fanny pack
626
00:46:57,370 --> 00:47:02,570
something to remember you by he goes
627
00:47:02,570 --> 00:47:04,670
with me everywhere like a memory here
628
00:47:04,670 --> 00:47:17,360
daddy why are you protecting the - he's
629
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:19,040
just some kid with an are you my mother
630
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:23,230
complex I don't give it to him about him
631
00:47:25,900 --> 00:47:29,500
it's this one do
632
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:40,880
in every film is a moment when the hero
633
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,970
hits rock bottom in Cool Runnings it was
634
00:47:43,970 --> 00:47:46,010
when John Kennedy's prized bobsled broke
635
00:47:46,010 --> 00:47:48,620
in Human Centipede it was when those
636
00:47:48,620 --> 00:47:52,130
people signed on to be in that movie but
637
00:47:52,130 --> 00:47:56,860
in this film well you're looking at it
638
00:47:56,860 --> 00:48:02,530
Rock meet bottom
639
00:48:12,849 --> 00:48:16,190
yes hey
640
00:48:16,190 --> 00:48:20,560
yes that's can you let me in please
641
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:23,560
please
642
00:48:27,460 --> 00:48:29,390
you're not giving you a lot of direction
643
00:48:29,390 --> 00:48:34,670
here I'm at the end of my rope and I
644
00:48:34,670 --> 00:48:39,700
joined the x-men to prison
645
00:48:42,180 --> 00:48:45,170
to the kid
646
00:48:45,710 --> 00:48:47,810
kids give us a chance to be better than
647
00:48:47,810 --> 00:49:06,140
we used to be the kid that's exactly
648
00:49:06,140 --> 00:49:07,850
what she meant your heart needs to be in
649
00:49:07,850 --> 00:49:08,930
the right place I'm not gonna abandon
650
00:49:08,930 --> 00:49:12,160
this kid he's never had anyone ever I
651
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:15,080
need to be selfless yeah but what does
652
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:19,130
that mean it means I must save Russell
653
00:49:19,130 --> 00:49:21,290
maybe I couldn't save Vanessa but maybe
654
00:49:21,290 --> 00:49:23,390
I can save a robust teenager from New
655
00:49:23,390 --> 00:49:25,310
Zealand yeah but what I mean is a good
656
00:49:25,310 --> 00:49:26,930
word selfless I literally don't know
657
00:49:26,930 --> 00:49:27,740
what that means
658
00:49:27,740 --> 00:49:30,650
Jesus Christ okay look according to my
659
00:49:30,650 --> 00:49:32,600
guy okay those muties are being
660
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:35,240
transferred to a Supermax 80 miles away
661
00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:37,310
great I'll pick them off along the way
662
00:49:37,310 --> 00:49:39,200
hold your testicles there buddy okay
663
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,120
we're talking about an armored convoy
664
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,700
and no vicious super soldier from the
665
00:49:43,700 --> 00:49:45,890
future who's dead set on turning your
666
00:49:45,890 --> 00:49:47,450
skull into an ashtray no we need to do
667
00:49:47,450 --> 00:49:50,360
we need to build a team read them tough
668
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:52,520
morally flexible and young enough to
669
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:54,560
carry this franchise 10 to 12 you need
670
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,590
at oceans 14 mother of all team on with
671
00:49:57,590 --> 00:49:59,300
three sheep with the original director
672
00:49:59,300 --> 00:50:01,730
the party is an instrument of death no
673
00:50:01,730 --> 00:50:04,820
no Peter I could be of great use what's
674
00:50:04,820 --> 00:50:07,180
your superpower
675
00:50:07,180 --> 00:50:09,260
got it that's adorable
676
00:50:09,260 --> 00:50:10,610
all right I'll put out a call for
677
00:50:10,610 --> 00:50:12,530
resumes but we're not paying medical or
678
00:50:12,530 --> 00:50:17,140
dental it's time to get back on LinkedIn
679
00:51:24,730 --> 00:51:41,630
hello I know you're in there must be
680
00:51:41,630 --> 00:51:44,260
hard being the biggest guy in here
681
00:51:44,260 --> 00:51:47,720
lonely at the top oh you're moving us
682
00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:52,910
tomorrow maybe I can get you out of here
683
00:51:52,910 --> 00:51:59,930
I can't make the whole world outage we
684
00:51:59,930 --> 00:52:02,769
need a secret code
685
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:26,790
it's positioned all terrific meets
686
00:52:26,790 --> 00:52:30,880
bedlam cool named superpowers I can
687
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:33,880
distort electrical fields including the
688
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:36,210
one inside your brain causing anxiety
689
00:52:36,210 --> 00:52:41,500
confusion pain so basically you're Dave
690
00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:46,260
Matthews we can use him I'm a zeitgeist
691
00:52:46,260 --> 00:52:49,360
cool I like to say you have the power to
692
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:52,680
put your finger on the pulse of society
693
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:57,370
no you know I Spit a city Bowman oh do
694
00:52:57,370 --> 00:52:58,990
you want me to demonstrate no thank you
695
00:52:58,990 --> 00:53:10,350
yeah listen we've all eaten in RVs but
696
00:53:10,350 --> 00:53:17,980
Vanisher haha nice right he's not here
697
00:53:17,980 --> 00:53:18,280
is he
698
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:22,480
he may be running late my name's rusty
699
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:24,940
but I go by shatter star that's good
700
00:53:24,940 --> 00:53:28,180
yeah yeah rusty is toughy terrible so
701
00:53:28,180 --> 00:53:31,060
where you from the planet mojo world so
702
00:53:31,060 --> 00:53:33,130
your let me you're an alien I guess how
703
00:53:33,130 --> 00:53:35,380
does that help us I'm basically better
704
00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:38,380
than you at everything just once I'm
705
00:53:38,380 --> 00:53:39,670
gonna find a planet of people that are
706
00:53:39,670 --> 00:53:40,870
worse than me at everything
707
00:53:40,870 --> 00:53:43,390
whole budget functional idiots I'm gonna
708
00:53:43,390 --> 00:53:44,800
go there I'm gonna be there Superman
709
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:46,270
isn't that Canada
710
00:53:46,270 --> 00:53:50,100
you shut your goddamn trash mouth meet
711
00:53:50,100 --> 00:53:53,080
Domino what's your shtick I'm lucky
712
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:55,870
that's not a superpower yeah it is no it
713
00:53:55,870 --> 00:53:57,670
isn't yes it is no it isn't yeah I
714
00:53:57,670 --> 00:53:59,470
didn't know it is yes it is no it isn't
715
00:53:59,470 --> 00:54:03,570
yeah really isn't no it isn't yes it is
716
00:54:03,810 --> 00:54:06,310
I'm not in your head looks like I'm in
717
00:54:06,310 --> 00:54:07,900
an 11 year olds bedroom if you're so
718
00:54:07,900 --> 00:54:09,070
lucky then what are you doing here with
719
00:54:09,070 --> 00:54:10,780
us oh well I don't know yet what's that
720
00:54:10,780 --> 00:54:12,010
supposed to mean there's a reason why
721
00:54:12,010 --> 00:54:13,840
I'm here no no one I know everything
722
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:15,250
usually just kind of works out for me
723
00:54:15,250 --> 00:54:15,880
you're hired
724
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:20,290
you're hired oh lucky me she's great and
725
00:54:20,290 --> 00:54:21,760
last but not least
726
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:27,190
Peter why you can catfished here or any
727
00:54:27,190 --> 00:54:28,900
powers you want to tell us about any uh
728
00:54:28,900 --> 00:54:33,250
no I don't have a um I just saw the ad
729
00:54:33,250 --> 00:54:34,690
no superpowers at all
730
00:54:34,690 --> 00:54:39,220
I have both type 1 & 2 diabetes ow
731
00:54:39,220 --> 00:54:42,220
oh that's all the div' right yeah you
732
00:54:42,220 --> 00:54:44,410
got them all if you find a type 3 let us
733
00:54:44,410 --> 00:54:54,420
know yeah you're in fulfilling work
734
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:09,039
convoy 17 departed the icebox remember
735
00:55:14,710 --> 00:55:19,819
he's telling makes people soft I was
736
00:55:19,819 --> 00:55:27,230
born into war bred into it okay what's
737
00:55:27,230 --> 00:55:31,940
the most pain you never felt restraints
738
00:55:31,940 --> 00:55:35,480
are pretty good a list we're gonna work
739
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:39,040
down together
740
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:42,250
number one I'm gonna bend something
741
00:55:42,250 --> 00:55:44,869
something that was not meant to been
742
00:55:44,869 --> 00:55:46,339
yeah I'm gonna stop you right there cuz
743
00:55:46,339 --> 00:55:47,750
I'm not gonna make it to two I won't
744
00:55:47,750 --> 00:55:49,369
even make it to one I don't do well with
745
00:55:49,369 --> 00:55:52,160
paint you know I stub my toe I'm I'm
746
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:54,140
done for the day I cried when they
747
00:55:54,140 --> 00:55:56,780
cancelled felicity yeah I don't want you
748
00:55:56,780 --> 00:55:57,770
to hurt me and I'll tell you anything
749
00:55:57,770 --> 00:56:01,280
anything you want to know except for
750
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:03,680
where they are Russell's in a convoy
751
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:05,390
heading southbound on Kure dug-in
752
00:56:05,390 --> 00:56:07,069
Parkway the monsters with him and we
753
00:56:07,069 --> 00:56:10,579
must intercept the convoy grab the boy
754
00:56:10,579 --> 00:56:12,740
not inappropriately he would I would
755
00:56:12,740 --> 00:56:14,900
mess with Deadpool either because he's
756
00:56:14,900 --> 00:56:18,950
built a team he's unstoppable he'll stab
757
00:56:18,950 --> 00:56:21,170
you with it watch out for this guy
758
00:56:21,170 --> 00:56:25,069
cables very short 511 not like in the
759
00:56:25,069 --> 00:56:27,980
comics and if we succeed we all go home
760
00:56:27,980 --> 00:56:29,900
early so if you go after than cable I
761
00:56:29,900 --> 00:56:33,020
warn you there's a wind advisory in
762
00:56:33,020 --> 00:56:35,319
effect
763
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:55,359
I don't know much about this cable fella
764
00:56:55,359 --> 00:56:57,039
but I guarantee he hasn't killed as many
765
00:56:57,039 --> 00:57:01,029
people as melanoma has we're getting
766
00:57:01,029 --> 00:57:04,630
close as a former x-man trainee Thank
767
00:57:04,630 --> 00:57:05,289
You bedlam
768
00:57:05,289 --> 00:57:07,539
I was always appalled by the blatant
769
00:57:07,539 --> 00:57:11,650
sexism in the group's name x-men men the
770
00:57:11,650 --> 00:57:12,999
point is our group will be
771
00:57:12,999 --> 00:57:16,180
forward-thinking gender neutral from now
772
00:57:16,180 --> 00:57:23,130
on we'll be known as x-force
773
00:57:28,130 --> 00:57:30,590
hang the laundry out of 1300 feet
774
00:57:30,590 --> 00:57:32,960
intercept the convoy grab the boy green
775
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:34,520
on the carnage baby give me on the
776
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:34,970
ground
777
00:57:34,970 --> 00:57:42,170
watch me go I just I just want to say
778
00:57:42,170 --> 00:57:44,480
how proud I am of this team you know you
779
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:48,020
guys look amazing banasur I have no
780
00:57:48,020 --> 00:57:50,090
doubt you look amazing too and this is
781
00:57:50,090 --> 00:57:51,530
the family that I've always dreamed of
782
00:57:51,530 --> 00:58:01,010
having an egg garnished good sentai wins
783
00:58:01,010 --> 00:58:03,170
Gary my name's Peter I realized that
784
00:58:03,170 --> 00:58:04,850
you're new to this but relax you've been
785
00:58:04,850 --> 00:58:06,890
chosen by a higher power did he just
786
00:58:06,890 --> 00:58:12,170
call himself god I think you did jump
787
00:58:12,170 --> 00:58:13,460
out of the plane because the light
788
00:58:13,460 --> 00:58:16,430
breeze you're in the shit down mustache
789
00:58:16,430 --> 00:58:18,620
I'm only yelling to impress the other
790
00:58:18,620 --> 00:58:20,150
guys I've never let anything happen to
791
00:58:20,150 --> 00:58:23,620
you sugar bear word
792
00:59:13,460 --> 00:59:17,359
boy 12 o'clock
793
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:37,770
holy Bobby what them gorgeous sons of
794
00:59:37,770 --> 00:59:39,950
bitches
795
00:59:48,970 --> 01:00:01,970
shouter star okay you got this well I
796
01:00:01,970 --> 01:00:03,320
guess we found something you're not
797
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:10,510
better at maybe the wind can't blow
798
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:15,740
really wait was that Benjamin Button
799
01:00:15,740 --> 01:00:19,880
Brad Pitt how do you Brad Pitt you're
800
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:23,980
here aren't ya yeah I didn't agree to oh
801
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:27,410
hey Brad he's still locked in my storm
802
01:00:27,410 --> 01:00:29,210
cellar along with Celine Dion and Matt
803
01:00:29,210 --> 01:00:34,040
Damon like Shawshank down there Matt
804
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:37,880
Damon's in this shit just you go down
805
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:39,589
there first thing and just punch him as
806
01:00:39,589 --> 01:00:40,849
hard as you can be you want to establish
807
01:00:40,849 --> 01:00:43,460
dominance or that guy will own you and
808
01:00:43,460 --> 01:00:46,550
quit burning our s words I've always
809
01:00:46,550 --> 01:00:50,599
wanted to fight Matt Damon sorry what
810
01:00:50,599 --> 01:00:52,099
did you say what did I say
811
01:00:52,099 --> 01:00:55,400
I thought you said Damon I did I want to
812
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:59,420
Damon wonder what I want to know and
813
01:00:59,420 --> 01:01:00,859
then if I'm doing a good job I want all
814
01:01:00,859 --> 01:01:02,210
my friends and family to come watch me
815
01:01:02,210 --> 01:01:03,650
tell me more about that
816
01:01:03,650 --> 01:01:05,750
well I feel like if we each other you
817
01:01:05,750 --> 01:01:07,069
know in private kind of work out our
818
01:01:07,069 --> 01:01:09,079
moves then we cut sell some tickets and
819
01:01:09,079 --> 01:01:11,390
we get an arena you know and then we've
820
01:01:11,390 --> 01:01:13,339
each other in the arena we get outfits
821
01:01:13,339 --> 01:01:14,869
you know like cool outfits and we
822
01:01:14,869 --> 01:01:17,000
colored everyone's cheering and betting
823
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,800
on who's gonna throw the hardest and
824
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:20,599
then when it's all done this would be a
825
01:01:20,599 --> 01:01:22,970
champion and it'll be like I think I'll
826
01:01:22,970 --> 01:01:26,900
win because I'm like a real wait no
827
01:01:26,900 --> 01:01:29,270
lay off Matt Damon you've been too hard
828
01:01:29,270 --> 01:01:31,609
and I'm gonna say no I got a little more
829
01:01:31,609 --> 01:01:34,550
left in me and I'm gonna I mean I'm
830
01:01:34,550 --> 01:01:35,359
gonna
831
01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:37,099
why are you buzzing that cuz I feel like
832
01:01:37,099 --> 01:01:38,510
you're making it sound like I'm saying
833
01:01:38,510 --> 01:01:39,680
something I'm not saying what are you
834
01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:41,089
saying I'm saying I want to fight Matt
835
01:01:41,089 --> 01:01:45,680
Damon oh you should've said so Matt
836
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:49,460
Damon Oh see crazy why did he ask about
837
01:01:49,460 --> 01:01:53,960
me no okay all right we could do this
838
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:55,270
before
839
01:01:55,270 --> 01:02:01,420
sugarbear you got this buddy never
840
01:02:01,420 --> 01:02:03,670
underestimate a man with a mustache just
841
01:02:03,670 --> 01:02:09,660
ask anyone in Brooklyn superhero you
842
01:02:43,860 --> 01:02:47,410
where did the rest of the team land good
843
01:02:47,410 --> 01:02:50,619
news and bad news bad news is the whole
844
01:02:50,619 --> 01:02:53,470
team is dead the good news is I don't
845
01:02:53,470 --> 01:02:55,510
think anyone's gonna miss shadow star he
846
01:02:55,510 --> 01:02:56,590
was a bit of a prick
847
01:02:56,590 --> 01:02:59,950
oh but Paul Peter Peter
848
01:02:59,950 --> 01:03:02,680
I miss him most the hull team only the
849
01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:04,720
main ones we're still good you are so
850
01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:07,119
down even after all this time I still
851
01:03:07,119 --> 01:03:08,740
can't talk about it and who knew these
852
01:03:08,740 --> 01:03:10,330
winds would be so strong
853
01:03:10,330 --> 01:03:12,910
everyone everyone on the helicopter and
854
01:03:12,910 --> 01:03:16,380
everyone not on the helicopter
855
01:03:26,430 --> 01:03:29,829
they're headed into the tunnel on that
856
01:03:29,829 --> 01:03:33,760
kids only hope so sit tight drop it in
857
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:36,819
that's a negative sole survivor luck is
858
01:03:36,819 --> 01:03:48,430
not a superpower seriously I don't get
859
01:03:48,430 --> 01:03:48,730
it
860
01:03:48,730 --> 01:03:52,740
what is shoot luck lasers out
861
01:03:52,740 --> 01:03:55,320
it's just hard to picture and certainly
862
01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:56,580
not very cinematic
863
01:03:56,580 --> 01:04:00,780
I need the luck what kind of Kathy
864
01:04:00,780 --> 01:04:04,650
German diet sodas will intrigue with
865
01:04:04,650 --> 01:04:09,710
that little drop
866
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:18,330
once again it all falls on my shoulders
867
01:04:18,330 --> 01:04:20,280
it's why I'm cursed to be a solo act
868
01:04:20,280 --> 01:04:22,230
wander the earth I'm sorry what did you
869
01:04:22,230 --> 01:04:23,400
say amen
870
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:26,340
how in the name of Satan are you in
871
01:04:26,340 --> 01:04:38,510
already okay six
872
01:04:56,400 --> 01:05:09,690
where I can't see him Russell Russell
873
01:05:09,690 --> 01:05:12,690
Connor
874
01:05:42,510 --> 01:05:46,200
you can play that
875
01:05:46,540 --> 01:05:52,329
got it Showtime mama
876
01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:18,360
ouch
877
01:06:40,339 --> 01:06:43,880
hang in there come
878
01:06:55,900 --> 01:07:05,859
give me that my skeeball I guess dubstep
879
01:07:05,859 --> 01:07:21,150
never dies you killed blacktop
880
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:44,610
somebody knows could I take give me your
881
01:07:44,610 --> 01:07:48,020
best shot what I'd really
882
01:07:52,880 --> 01:08:02,529
oh those were like super fast here we go
883
01:08:31,229 --> 01:08:34,229
knock-knock
884
01:08:38,408 --> 01:08:41,399
that's my boy
885
01:08:44,890 --> 01:08:46,920
Oh
886
01:08:56,430 --> 01:08:59,770
I'll be first to admit this did not go
887
01:08:59,770 --> 01:09:01,770
according to plan
888
01:09:01,770 --> 01:09:03,760
I'll also be the first to admit that
889
01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:06,729
that plan was written in crayon looks
890
01:09:06,729 --> 01:09:08,340
like Russell found a new friend
891
01:09:08,340 --> 01:09:11,020
turns out Domino's a bit of a badass and
892
01:09:11,020 --> 01:09:14,770
maybe possibly mildly lucky but cable
893
01:09:14,770 --> 01:09:18,520
leash that guys in the mood mood that is
894
01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:22,290
about to get significantly worse
895
01:09:43,339 --> 01:09:45,479
but something is so terribly terribly
896
01:09:45,479 --> 01:09:55,790
wrong oh man that hurts
897
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:08,870
Russell Russ where are you
898
01:10:10,340 --> 01:10:12,989
Russell Russell you okay
899
01:10:12,989 --> 01:10:19,800
oh thank god my god juggernaut I thought
900
01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:20,820
that was you
901
01:10:20,820 --> 01:10:24,090
I should have worn my white pants you
902
01:10:24,090 --> 01:10:26,910
probably get this a lot but I am a huge
903
01:10:26,910 --> 01:10:30,390
fan on JT x-men one of these three Thor
904
01:10:30,390 --> 01:10:33,030
411 x-men unlimited 12 you know it is
905
01:10:33,030 --> 01:10:35,280
always been a dream of mine to see my
906
01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:36,900
face reflected in your helmet is you
907
01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:38,969
charged at me with murderous intent I
908
01:10:38,969 --> 01:10:41,610
don't mean right now I'm gonna rip you
909
01:10:41,610 --> 01:10:44,360
in half now
910
01:10:57,130 --> 01:11:13,240
Oh Donna vessel I have a mission to get
911
01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:15,910
my revenge I'm going to burn that hit
912
01:11:15,910 --> 01:11:18,450
Massa remind you're not the revenge type
913
01:11:18,450 --> 01:11:22,630
take it from a friend friend you City
914
01:11:22,630 --> 01:11:25,540
yourself I'm not your friend
915
01:11:25,540 --> 01:11:30,070
find someone stronger so I did Russell I
916
01:11:30,070 --> 01:11:32,260
couldn't protect you back then but I can
917
01:11:32,260 --> 01:11:34,930
now what do you want me to say huh I
918
01:11:34,930 --> 01:11:37,480
care about you cuz I care about you
919
01:11:37,480 --> 01:11:38,340
Russell
920
01:11:38,340 --> 01:11:41,140
what's juggernaut got that I don't have
921
01:11:41,140 --> 01:11:43,390
don't you say legs I know you're gonna
922
01:11:43,390 --> 01:11:46,240
say legs legs still hurts then you're
923
01:11:46,240 --> 01:11:50,830
out loud what is that that's what is
924
01:11:50,830 --> 01:11:53,260
that's not a real rope you get back here
925
01:11:53,260 --> 01:11:58,150
young man Dobbs Dobbs get me out of here
926
01:11:58,150 --> 01:12:03,480
please use my arms as backpack straps I
927
01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:05,890
think we may have found your cosmic
928
01:12:05,890 --> 01:12:08,350
reason for being here I'm pretty sure
929
01:12:08,350 --> 01:12:10,920
this isn't it
930
01:12:23,989 --> 01:12:27,079
no child is hopeless don't give up under
931
01:12:27,079 --> 01:12:28,900
God how could he just walk away
932
01:12:28,900 --> 01:12:32,689
it was the calmness in his eyes he
933
01:12:32,689 --> 01:12:37,010
should have heard it whose family really
934
01:12:37,010 --> 01:12:43,489
is an F word oh my legs mama please
935
01:12:43,489 --> 01:12:49,519
they hurt have growing pains wouldn't
936
01:12:49,519 --> 01:12:52,729
know why is your hands so tiny again
937
01:12:52,729 --> 01:12:57,229
it's not my hand Oh Mary mother Joseph
938
01:12:57,229 --> 01:13:07,280
that was nice for me wait huh where
939
01:13:07,280 --> 01:13:08,150
wouldn't you cover that up
940
01:13:08,150 --> 01:13:11,449
a warrior has nothing to be ashamed of
941
01:13:11,449 --> 01:13:14,179
how would you do I mean look at you
942
01:13:14,179 --> 01:13:15,860
you're just straight just fall went into
943
01:13:15,860 --> 01:13:19,610
poo it's toddler style yes sir
944
01:13:19,610 --> 01:13:24,139
hold on hold on what if the top half of
945
01:13:24,139 --> 01:13:26,989
Deadpool is growing baby legs does that
946
01:13:26,989 --> 01:13:28,789
mean the bottom half is growing a baby
947
01:13:28,789 --> 01:13:31,369
head well I don't see why that matters I
948
01:13:31,369 --> 01:13:32,840
think it matters a lot I mean if you
949
01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:34,789
want us to buy the regeneration thing
950
01:13:34,789 --> 01:13:36,170
you got to address it are there two dead
951
01:13:36,170 --> 01:13:38,900
tools now and if so what's the other one
952
01:13:38,900 --> 01:13:40,760
doing and is he like you you just yet
953
01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:42,949
have the same personality as you or the
954
01:13:42,949 --> 01:13:45,019
same memories and if he does then is he
955
01:13:45,019 --> 01:13:46,639
gonna re-enter the plot later cuz he
956
01:13:46,639 --> 01:13:48,769
should you're really freaking me out
957
01:13:48,769 --> 01:13:50,689
right now and if that one got cut in
958
01:13:50,689 --> 01:13:52,369
half then it'd be three dead tools I
959
01:13:52,369 --> 01:13:53,749
mean you could see what all falls apart
960
01:13:53,749 --> 01:13:56,090
and quite frankly why I prefer Marvel we
961
01:13:56,090 --> 01:14:00,159
are marvel ha-ha-hilarious your Fox
962
01:14:00,159 --> 01:14:02,329
described it I wouldn't ask me to do
963
01:14:02,329 --> 01:14:04,670
that it's like um there we go it's like
964
01:14:04,670 --> 01:14:06,170
he's a muppet from the waist down but
965
01:14:06,170 --> 01:14:10,780
this time you can see them up it's twig
966
01:14:12,849 --> 01:14:16,189
no no no DP not again
967
01:14:16,189 --> 01:14:19,340
this is happened before mhm whoa Dobin
968
01:14:19,340 --> 01:14:20,479
you're either vomit or job the
969
01:14:20,479 --> 01:14:22,280
indecision is killing me but couldn't
970
01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:28,159
God take my hair oh wow cool your pits
971
01:14:28,159 --> 01:14:29,929
they're growing back I'm talking about
972
01:14:29,929 --> 01:14:32,329
your face I've never seen you without
973
01:14:32,329 --> 01:14:34,579
your mask before Jesus Christ looks like
974
01:14:34,579 --> 01:14:36,890
an avocado your legs though
975
01:14:36,890 --> 01:14:38,390
they're cute you want to buy our pair of
976
01:14:38,390 --> 01:14:42,680
pants I'm glad everybody dropped by you
977
01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:44,390
must be wondering why I didn't call you
978
01:14:44,390 --> 01:14:46,460
here I'll tell you why I'm here
979
01:14:46,460 --> 01:14:49,580
The Time Traveller's wife's husband beat
980
01:14:49,580 --> 01:14:50,900
me within an inch of my life he was
981
01:14:50,900 --> 01:14:53,090
torturing me but all I told him was
982
01:14:53,090 --> 01:14:56,390
everything he wanted to know so I'm here
983
01:14:56,390 --> 01:14:58,820
to help us gear up so we can go out for
984
01:14:58,820 --> 01:15:01,040
him without me no I'm doing this alone
985
01:15:01,040 --> 01:15:03,920
the juggernaut will kill you all fair
986
01:15:03,920 --> 01:15:04,280
enough
987
01:15:04,280 --> 01:15:05,780
I don't care what you kid did to me I
988
01:15:05,780 --> 01:15:07,550
let in cable get to him I just need a
989
01:15:07,550 --> 01:15:09,080
couple of hours to get some legs under
990
01:15:09,080 --> 01:15:11,150
me what will you do the first order of
991
01:15:11,150 --> 01:15:12,650
business is to get me in front of cable
992
01:15:12,650 --> 01:15:13,850
so I can pull all the blood out of his
993
01:15:13,850 --> 01:15:15,710
body and fashion his bones into holiday
994
01:15:15,710 --> 01:15:18,290
jewelry then I'm gonna take his skin and
995
01:15:18,290 --> 01:15:20,720
stretch it out over a homemade mating
996
01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:23,960
drum he's standing right behind you
997
01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:26,260
isn't he
998
01:15:32,510 --> 01:15:36,330
what in the ass is this apartment listed
999
01:15:36,330 --> 01:15:39,390
on tinder grinder you're much taller in
1000
01:15:39,390 --> 01:15:45,560
the comics is that really necessary
1001
01:15:49,790 --> 01:15:51,660
what can we help you with
1002
01:15:51,660 --> 01:15:56,730
I'm here to proposition you oh boy he's
1003
01:15:56,730 --> 01:15:58,530
really teeing it up isn't who gets to
1004
01:15:58,530 --> 01:15:59,940
make the first joke
1005
01:15:59,940 --> 01:16:01,020
I think we shall do it at the same time
1006
01:16:01,020 --> 01:16:08,310
good car 4:45 performance wait wait wait
1007
01:16:08,310 --> 01:16:10,320
wait wait I want to do mine over give us
1008
01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:12,810
the line again I need your help and
1009
01:16:12,810 --> 01:16:14,580
trust me I'm even less happy about this
1010
01:16:14,580 --> 01:16:15,840
than you are but you and wheeze the
1011
01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:18,560
juggernaut I can't bring him down alone
1012
01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:22,560
so you're we are well we're no longer
1013
01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:24,210
accepting applications for x-force
1014
01:16:24,210 --> 01:16:25,530
unfortunately we don't have a lot of
1015
01:16:25,530 --> 01:16:27,030
time your friends about to make his
1016
01:16:27,030 --> 01:16:29,100
first kill no offense but if you know so
1017
01:16:29,100 --> 01:16:30,630
much why not travel back to when he was
1018
01:16:30,630 --> 01:16:31,050
a baby
1019
01:16:31,050 --> 01:16:33,180
kill him then here's a device to slide
1020
01:16:33,180 --> 01:16:35,250
through time the longer I travel the
1021
01:16:35,250 --> 01:16:37,290
harder it is to control I got two
1022
01:16:37,290 --> 01:16:39,780
charges one to get me here wanted to get
1023
01:16:39,780 --> 01:16:43,200
me home ah that's just lazy writing oh
1024
01:16:43,200 --> 01:16:45,620
yeah I get it I see what you did there
1025
01:16:45,620 --> 01:16:48,570
what jokes about lazy writing to cover
1026
01:16:48,570 --> 01:16:50,250
up actual lazy writing why don't you
1027
01:16:50,250 --> 01:16:52,530
just write better why don't you just
1028
01:16:52,530 --> 01:16:55,230
shut up your boys gonna kill the
1029
01:16:55,230 --> 01:16:56,850
headmaster of the orphanage tonight
1030
01:16:56,850 --> 01:16:59,370
after that he gets a real taste for him
1031
01:16:59,370 --> 01:17:01,800
like a ten-year-old kirsten dunst
1032
01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:06,290
so he keeps going and going
1033
01:17:06,290 --> 01:17:11,000
until one day he kills the wrong people
1034
01:17:11,870 --> 01:17:18,440
my people relax
1035
01:17:18,440 --> 01:17:20,730
retrieve do something for my utility
1036
01:17:20,730 --> 01:17:24,300
daddy it's a god damn fanny pack and you
1037
01:17:24,300 --> 01:17:26,640
know it you sick son of a bitch the
1038
01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:30,840
difference is night and day you remind
1039
01:17:30,840 --> 01:17:35,970
me of my wife I'm sorry I'm citing he
1040
01:17:35,970 --> 01:17:38,130
said that while making heavy eye contact
1041
01:17:38,130 --> 01:17:39,270
and applying lip balm
1042
01:17:39,270 --> 01:17:42,990
she always traveled she was funny
1043
01:17:42,990 --> 01:17:45,240
filtered her pain through the prism of
1044
01:17:45,240 --> 01:17:48,980
humor something I could never master it
1045
01:17:48,980 --> 01:17:52,910
was my fault she died
1046
01:17:53,380 --> 01:17:57,160
it was my job to stop people like him
1047
01:17:57,160 --> 01:18:01,500
I came close a few times
1048
01:18:03,309 --> 01:18:07,360
I wasn't too happy about that he was
1049
01:18:07,360 --> 01:18:15,190
trying to hurt me knew exactly by my
1050
01:18:15,190 --> 01:18:22,750
head I came into my home and took the
1051
01:18:22,750 --> 01:18:28,030
only thing that made it home sound
1052
01:18:28,030 --> 01:18:29,309
familiar
1053
01:18:29,309 --> 01:18:36,250
I'm sorry no I'm really sorry that isn't
1054
01:18:36,250 --> 01:18:39,159
Russell it doesn't have to be he knew
1055
01:18:39,159 --> 01:18:41,039
and I knew yeah he's got anger issues
1056
01:18:41,039 --> 01:18:43,869
maybe a small learning disability splash
1057
01:18:43,869 --> 01:18:45,760
of diabetes but nothing that can't be
1058
01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:48,670
fixed nothing to go back and stop the
1059
01:18:48,670 --> 01:18:50,559
people that took your girl would you of
1060
01:18:50,559 --> 01:18:53,199
course I would but I wouldn't kill it
1061
01:18:53,199 --> 01:18:55,570
cannot asking you to kill a kid I'll
1062
01:18:55,570 --> 01:18:58,389
kill the kid I'm asking you to save a
1063
01:18:58,389 --> 01:19:01,179
hundreds of other kids Russell's gonna
1064
01:19:01,179 --> 01:19:03,610
burn down that orphanage and I can
1065
01:19:03,610 --> 01:19:05,440
imagine your dead girlfriend would want
1066
01:19:05,440 --> 01:19:07,650
you to do the right thing wouldn't she
1067
01:19:07,650 --> 01:19:12,039
so what's he gonna be handsome give me a
1068
01:19:12,039 --> 01:19:15,130
chance to save him what you said once he
1069
01:19:15,130 --> 01:19:16,780
kills someone he gets a taste for it if
1070
01:19:16,780 --> 01:19:18,420
we can get to him before that happens
1071
01:19:18,420 --> 01:19:21,280
promise you give me a chance to put him
1072
01:19:21,280 --> 01:19:23,710
on a different path define chance I
1073
01:19:23,710 --> 01:19:25,570
don't know how long does it take to save
1074
01:19:25,570 --> 01:19:27,880
someone's soul that's 90 30 seconds that
1075
01:19:27,880 --> 01:19:30,280
what no best I can do take it or leave
1076
01:19:30,280 --> 01:19:32,429
it
1077
01:19:41,220 --> 01:19:44,170
he's doing it look at the little fella
1078
01:19:44,170 --> 01:19:47,910
he's doing him there he goes
1079
01:19:51,469 --> 01:19:55,100
you go little fella go on you're doing a
1080
01:19:55,100 --> 01:20:00,219
beautiful hairless Twitter leg baby boy
1081
01:20:01,899 --> 01:20:06,239
sister 30 seconds
1082
01:20:10,079 --> 01:20:13,219
the deal
1083
01:20:13,820 --> 01:20:20,840
I have no idea what's happened and that
1084
01:20:20,840 --> 01:20:23,780
is why you never eat a raw starfish it's
1085
01:20:23,780 --> 01:20:26,930
just common sense where the hell are we
1086
01:20:26,930 --> 01:20:28,880
going you said it yourself
1087
01:20:28,880 --> 01:20:31,190
nothing can stop the juggernaut meet
1088
01:20:31,190 --> 01:20:39,710
back up I will bathe can you turn off
1089
01:20:39,710 --> 01:20:43,310
the music you'll do no such thing
1090
01:20:43,310 --> 01:20:45,290
why don't you just say it in Indian
1091
01:20:45,290 --> 01:20:47,600
accent I'm sorry apology accepted
1092
01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:50,060
this is Sai to you I do not like let me
1093
01:20:50,060 --> 01:20:51,680
guess some of your best friends in the
1094
01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:54,500
future are Indian once again intolerance
1095
01:20:54,500 --> 01:20:56,540
rears its ugly head I am so sorry
1096
01:20:56,540 --> 01:20:58,910
it gets better I'm not a racist moron
1097
01:20:58,910 --> 01:21:01,220
precisely little racist would say I'm
1098
01:21:01,220 --> 01:21:02,720
with the old white guy on this one
1099
01:21:02,720 --> 01:21:05,690
that's a twist so what exactly do you do
1100
01:21:05,690 --> 01:21:07,310
in the future anyway huh some kind of
1101
01:21:07,310 --> 01:21:09,980
soldier yeah something like that
1102
01:21:09,980 --> 01:21:12,830
that was a soldier Special Forces I bet
1103
01:21:12,830 --> 01:21:14,630
50 years from now we're bestest buddies
1104
01:21:14,630 --> 01:21:17,450
50 years from now you're very dead your
1105
01:21:17,450 --> 01:21:19,250
entire generation failed this planet
1106
01:21:19,250 --> 01:21:20,810
into a coma boom
1107
01:21:20,810 --> 01:21:26,630
spoiler alert planets there's a spoiler
1108
01:21:26,630 --> 01:21:28,220
I should have finished cards you just an
1109
01:21:28,220 --> 01:21:30,700
annoying balloon dressed up as a sex toy
1110
01:21:30,700 --> 01:21:33,140
well I Got News for you my heart is in
1111
01:21:33,140 --> 01:21:35,090
the right place Russell's not gonna kill
1112
01:21:35,090 --> 01:21:36,650
anyone because of me he's gonna know
1113
01:21:36,650 --> 01:21:39,170
what real love looks like cuz he you
1114
01:21:39,170 --> 01:21:40,910
always know what a grown man with baby
1115
01:21:40,910 --> 01:21:44,030
balls looks like I'm a grower not a
1116
01:21:44,030 --> 01:21:44,420
shower
1117
01:21:44,420 --> 01:21:45,920
god I wish it's where a bus record post
1118
01:21:45,920 --> 01:21:47,870
ringing get out the good thing cables
1119
01:21:47,870 --> 01:21:51,550
not driving or you'd be in the back
1120
01:22:01,230 --> 01:22:13,410
I made mistakes I want to take him back
1121
01:22:13,410 --> 01:22:17,400
you trusted me I took that trust and
1122
01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:19,050
turned it into a toilet stall in an
1123
01:22:19,050 --> 01:22:22,350
airport bathroom one in Minneapolis you
1124
01:22:22,350 --> 01:22:23,010
know the one
1125
01:22:23,010 --> 01:22:25,980
but even you know I was once an x-man
1126
01:22:25,980 --> 01:22:33,330
trainee you're still using my Belle
1127
01:22:33,330 --> 01:22:35,820
Crowe labels oh they do stick better
1128
01:22:35,820 --> 01:22:39,180
than tape please don't say whatever it
1129
01:22:39,180 --> 01:22:41,460
is you're here to say make it quick
1130
01:22:41,460 --> 01:22:43,770
right quick it's this kid just like you
1131
01:22:43,770 --> 01:22:45,720
I let him down and just like me he's
1132
01:22:45,720 --> 01:22:47,100
never had anyone sacrifice anything for
1133
01:22:47,100 --> 01:22:48,330
him because the entire world wrote him
1134
01:22:48,330 --> 01:22:49,260
off a long time ago
1135
01:22:49,260 --> 01:22:50,970
look he's teamed up with a juggernaut
1136
01:22:50,970 --> 01:22:53,880
mm-hmm juggernaut who's like my favorite
1137
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:55,740
Marvel character ever been hi Yukio that
1138
01:22:55,740 --> 01:22:57,150
was really nice of you to say hi so I'm
1139
01:22:57,150 --> 01:22:58,800
saying hi back you guys make a super
1140
01:22:58,800 --> 01:22:59,490
cute couple
1141
01:22:59,490 --> 01:23:02,190
yeah where was I oh yeah you should
1142
01:23:02,190 --> 01:23:03,660
never meet your heroes because honestly
1143
01:23:03,660 --> 01:23:05,310
he causes nothing but problems
1144
01:23:05,310 --> 01:23:07,950
look you can stop the juggernaut I know
1145
01:23:07,950 --> 01:23:10,410
you you know what would happen to me if
1146
01:23:10,410 --> 01:23:14,190
I helped you I would be disgraced you
1147
01:23:14,190 --> 01:23:16,800
were a criminal a fugitive but worst of
1148
01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:18,780
all you broke my heart
1149
01:23:18,780 --> 01:23:22,200
wait you know what your hearts in the
1150
01:23:22,200 --> 01:23:25,620
wrong place big guy like doing the right
1151
01:23:25,620 --> 01:23:28,470
thing it's sometimes messy and screwed
1152
01:23:28,470 --> 01:23:31,320
up and not particularly convenient so
1153
01:23:31,320 --> 01:23:34,590
stay here in chateau de virgin while we
1154
01:23:34,590 --> 01:23:37,460
go get our game on
1155
01:23:45,530 --> 01:23:47,940
so you wear that helmet because your
1156
01:23:47,940 --> 01:23:50,370
brother tries to read your mind yeah but
1157
01:23:50,370 --> 01:23:52,500
he's in a wheelchair so even steven
1158
01:23:52,500 --> 01:23:54,090
someone's coming
1159
01:23:54,090 --> 01:23:57,930
it's Russell sir and he's not alone sure
1160
01:23:57,930 --> 01:24:00,560
the children
1161
01:24:00,650 --> 01:24:06,980
they or not replace us watch my back I
1162
01:24:06,980 --> 01:24:17,390
got the old man amen time to make the
1163
01:24:17,390 --> 01:24:21,260
chimichangas thirty Seconds but finally
1164
01:24:21,260 --> 01:24:24,550
no I'm here I was raised in this place
1165
01:24:24,550 --> 01:24:28,610
look not raised those tortured Wow
1166
01:24:28,610 --> 01:24:30,110
it's your cosmic reason for being here
1167
01:24:30,110 --> 01:24:33,770
shall we it's gonna be fine Hey we need
1168
01:24:33,770 --> 01:24:35,420
to ask you what's with the dirty
1169
01:24:35,420 --> 01:24:38,540
disgusting hobo bear it's not dirt it's
1170
01:24:38,540 --> 01:24:40,150
the blood of my dead daughter
1171
01:24:40,150 --> 01:24:43,220
are you bare god It's Me Margaret
1172
01:24:43,220 --> 01:24:46,040
get me some they say laughter heals
1173
01:24:46,040 --> 01:24:47,990
anything except of course that you
1174
01:24:47,990 --> 01:24:50,620
should just cue the music
1175
01:25:13,850 --> 01:25:19,650
welcome home this we missed Russell you
1176
01:25:19,650 --> 01:25:22,920
don't need to do this let's talk why are
1177
01:25:22,920 --> 01:25:28,620
you dressed like the Unabomber that's
1178
01:25:28,620 --> 01:25:31,290
why I comes too far gone zip it ya know
1179
01:25:31,290 --> 01:25:34,890
so we have a deal and you forgot hey I'm
1180
01:25:34,890 --> 01:25:37,230
gonna stop that cab driver right up your
1181
01:25:37,230 --> 01:25:41,880
tailpipe you should probably head back
1182
01:25:41,880 --> 01:25:43,760
to the car
1183
01:25:43,760 --> 01:25:49,010
it works best when you pull the trigger
1184
01:26:03,510 --> 01:26:06,610
now under the shove the red guide up the
1185
01:26:06,610 --> 01:26:09,090
old guy
1186
01:26:17,909 --> 01:26:22,949
hey big guy real low
1187
01:27:40,200 --> 01:27:44,560
you you you came for me I'm not giving
1188
01:27:44,560 --> 01:27:46,600
up on you and you are not giving up on
1189
01:27:46,600 --> 01:27:48,280
that boy who says that rules aren't
1190
01:27:48,280 --> 01:27:49,180
meant to be broken
1191
01:27:49,180 --> 01:27:52,030
it's time to fight dirty time is sweeter
1192
01:27:52,030 --> 01:27:54,580
like Johnny hey they put someone your
1193
01:27:54,580 --> 01:27:58,000
own size such a you thing to say go get
1194
01:27:58,000 --> 01:28:19,060
a bagger big CGI fight coming up he's
1195
01:28:19,060 --> 01:28:21,510
doing break
1196
01:28:25,040 --> 01:28:34,020
awesome great bunch of arms pedophiles
1197
01:28:34,020 --> 01:29:02,820
and nursing shoes I said who are you hi
1198
01:29:02,820 --> 01:29:05,540
my hair
1199
01:29:17,360 --> 01:29:21,500
why are you annoying little
1200
01:29:35,590 --> 01:29:38,090
only bits bodies execute pedophiles
1201
01:29:38,090 --> 01:29:50,020
together need a bus to get you out here
1202
01:29:53,590 --> 01:29:56,489
horses
1203
01:29:58,440 --> 01:30:05,960
it's time to join up with such power
1204
01:30:10,699 --> 01:30:14,329
what's all quick
1205
01:30:23,300 --> 01:30:26,250
wait yes I killed anyone yet what more
1206
01:30:26,250 --> 01:30:27,780
do you need to steal he's just a kid
1207
01:30:27,780 --> 01:30:31,550
with tick tock meters running
1208
01:30:42,219 --> 01:30:44,320
I'm gonna make a necklace out of your
1209
01:30:44,320 --> 01:30:46,590
teeth
1210
01:31:27,590 --> 01:31:31,860
that's how we do it in Mother Russia
1211
01:31:31,860 --> 01:31:34,320
they say well it was the hardest to
1212
01:31:34,320 --> 01:31:48,659
reach oh no you're doing amazing he dies
1213
01:31:48,659 --> 01:31:53,340
tonight Wade you can't stop me even runs
1214
01:31:53,340 --> 01:31:56,099
like a pervert I got on my predator lost
1215
01:31:56,099 --> 01:32:01,739
his laptop one bullet left in that gun I
1216
01:32:01,739 --> 01:32:07,440
got this let's talk does that that go
1217
01:32:07,440 --> 01:32:10,979
this way that piece of shit he deserves
1218
01:32:10,979 --> 01:32:12,479
to die for what he did to you he hurt
1219
01:32:12,479 --> 01:32:17,909
you badly well look if you kill him he
1220
01:32:17,909 --> 01:32:20,579
wins you become everything he says you
1221
01:32:20,579 --> 01:32:25,530
are but worse and just a kid you won't
1222
01:32:25,530 --> 01:32:32,269
hurt anyone isn't too late don't do it
1223
01:32:36,020 --> 01:32:40,489
I never should've left you here I never
1224
01:32:40,489 --> 01:32:43,630
left you that print
1225
01:32:49,500 --> 01:32:52,580
I can't trust
1226
01:33:05,290 --> 01:33:12,170
stop me white I got one more idea it's
1227
01:33:12,170 --> 01:33:14,780
just a really bad one even for me wait
1228
01:33:14,780 --> 01:33:16,790
what are you doing this is for all the
1229
01:33:16,790 --> 01:33:19,430
marbles kid you're gonna kill someone
1230
01:33:19,430 --> 01:33:24,610
today listen on to wicked and it's
1231
01:34:09,540 --> 01:34:15,449
tomorrow so you gotta hang on to
1232
01:34:27,510 --> 01:34:35,610
Oh tell me they got that in slow motion
1233
01:34:35,610 --> 01:34:43,489
oh that's not good
1234
01:34:43,489 --> 01:34:47,059
no sir
1235
01:34:51,949 --> 01:34:57,539
you sacrifice yourself for me yeah but
1236
01:34:57,539 --> 01:35:00,269
it was the best thing I ever did yeah I
1237
01:35:00,269 --> 01:35:03,210
told you I care about you you're a good
1238
01:35:03,210 --> 01:35:16,590
kid Russell hey bear it worked because
1239
01:35:16,590 --> 01:35:21,090
of you no wait because of you stop stop
1240
01:35:21,090 --> 01:35:23,070
stop stop
1241
01:35:23,070 --> 01:35:25,880
just just let it happen
1242
01:35:25,880 --> 01:35:29,519
okay I guess I guess my heart was
1243
01:35:29,519 --> 01:35:32,610
finally in the right place oh so messed
1244
01:35:32,610 --> 01:35:41,190
up sorry I'm so sorry oh we have a ton
1245
01:35:41,190 --> 01:35:42,809
of Eva's happened for a while yeah
1246
01:35:42,809 --> 01:35:44,519
please just don't leave me I don't want
1247
01:35:44,519 --> 01:35:46,170
to die without an audience we are not
1248
01:35:46,170 --> 01:35:46,920
going anywhere
1249
01:35:46,920 --> 01:35:54,559
Oh No economy is watching you papa
1250
01:36:03,460 --> 01:36:06,460
Hey
1251
01:36:25,389 --> 01:36:29,260
before I go oh sorry I got a bit more in
1252
01:36:29,260 --> 01:36:29,619
me
1253
01:36:29,619 --> 01:36:33,909
Domino yeah what you to have my
1254
01:36:33,909 --> 01:36:39,880
adventuretime watch turns out then I'm
1255
01:36:39,880 --> 01:36:41,280
the lucky one
1256
01:36:41,280 --> 01:36:47,250
thank you hey Sabrina the Teenage Witch
1257
01:36:47,250 --> 01:36:54,360
it has been a pleasure how do you heal
1258
01:36:55,800 --> 01:36:57,360
you
1259
01:36:57,360 --> 01:37:01,000
chrome bone I haven't always been the
1260
01:37:01,000 --> 01:37:04,000
best friend you but you've always been
1261
01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:09,280
that to me so thank you you saved me
1262
01:37:09,280 --> 01:37:12,159
have for it for me just once
1263
01:37:12,159 --> 01:37:13,780
come on let's do it together it's no big
1264
01:37:13,780 --> 01:37:17,969
deal here we go one two three fuck fuck
1265
01:37:17,969 --> 01:37:19,510
Wow
1266
01:37:19,510 --> 01:37:26,100
enjoy hell swamp mouth and you Gable God
1267
01:37:26,100 --> 01:37:28,750
you get back to your family she's
1268
01:37:28,750 --> 01:37:32,080
telling Wayne says huh and promise me
1269
01:37:32,080 --> 01:37:36,010
promise me one thing you start judging
1270
01:37:36,010 --> 01:37:37,659
people not by the color of their skin
1271
01:37:37,659 --> 01:37:39,900
but by the content of their character
1272
01:37:39,900 --> 01:37:45,219
Jesus our dog look
1273
01:37:45,219 --> 01:37:50,350
family is not an F word all right that's
1274
01:37:50,350 --> 01:37:53,410
one out there for you just keep looking
1275
01:37:53,410 --> 01:37:55,680
okay
1276
01:37:56,760 --> 01:38:01,989
guys for a second there we made a pretty
1277
01:38:01,989 --> 01:38:09,210
good team oh can you see it
1278
01:38:09,210 --> 01:38:12,780
do you see that beautiful bright light
1279
01:38:12,780 --> 01:38:16,050
there it is
1280
01:38:20,270 --> 01:38:22,739
well that's the Sun don't stare directly
1281
01:38:22,739 --> 01:38:27,530
into that save a few friend words
1282
01:38:30,080 --> 01:38:33,490
do you want to build this okay
1283
01:39:12,190 --> 01:39:15,440
talk it away
1284
01:39:15,440 --> 01:39:20,449
I don't know what I'm to say I'll say it
1285
01:39:20,449 --> 01:39:27,130
anyway today is another day to find you
1286
01:39:27,130 --> 01:39:33,050
shying away I'll be coming for your love
1287
01:39:33,050 --> 01:39:35,770
okay
1288
01:39:48,029 --> 01:39:51,139
sorry I'm late there's a bunch of
1289
01:39:51,139 --> 01:39:53,249
handi-capable children it was tough now
1290
01:39:53,249 --> 01:39:57,739
II know but I did have to help me yeah
1291
01:39:57,739 --> 01:40:00,179
he's got a terrible that's just awful
1292
01:40:00,179 --> 01:40:06,439
tried to tell him this is heaven
1293
01:40:13,030 --> 01:40:17,410
okay slowly learning that the life is
1294
01:40:17,410 --> 01:40:23,950
okay and say after me that's no better
1295
01:40:23,950 --> 01:40:27,360
to be safe than sorry
1296
01:40:34,030 --> 01:40:37,720
let's do so much
1297
01:40:41,420 --> 01:40:47,030
what is it what's wrong it's not time
1298
01:40:47,030 --> 01:40:50,130
what do you mean it's not segment I'm
1299
01:40:50,130 --> 01:40:51,440
here I made it
1300
01:40:51,440 --> 01:40:54,780
no no no no I'm staying I'm not going
1301
01:40:54,780 --> 01:40:57,930
anywhere without you it's okay there's a
1302
01:40:57,930 --> 01:41:01,590
time for us that's just not now they
1303
01:41:01,590 --> 01:41:08,210
need you who you ask word
1304
01:41:08,210 --> 01:41:30,080
why you'll find out hey I'll be coming
1305
01:41:30,080 --> 01:41:33,530
for you anyway kiss me like you miss me
1306
01:41:33,530 --> 01:41:37,660
right come here
1307
01:41:49,769 --> 01:41:53,590
hold the mustard are you crying no yes
1308
01:41:53,590 --> 01:41:54,460
you want I'm not
1309
01:41:54,460 --> 01:41:55,989
you got emotion juice coming out of your
1310
01:41:55,989 --> 01:41:57,820
eye holes that's not me I'm not crying I
1311
01:41:57,820 --> 01:41:59,769
think it's this dusty soundstage or
1312
01:41:59,769 --> 01:42:01,479
bedroom it's a dusty bedroom thank you
1313
01:42:01,479 --> 01:42:07,329
that's normal you know caught off guard
1314
01:42:07,329 --> 01:42:17,019
oh there is more I would love to read it
1315
01:42:17,019 --> 01:42:17,949
to you Fred Savage
1316
01:42:17,949 --> 01:42:21,039
once again we picked up the love of his
1317
01:42:21,039 --> 01:42:24,960
life he's approached ibly shredded arms
1318
01:42:31,640 --> 01:42:36,060
I'll be waiting it's pretty awesome up
1319
01:42:36,060 --> 01:42:38,970
here I can have anything I want
1320
01:42:38,970 --> 01:42:41,100
can everyday the International Women's
1321
01:42:41,100 --> 01:42:54,600
Day it is heaven time to make the
1322
01:42:54,600 --> 01:42:57,630
chimichangas hey you need ask you what's
1323
01:42:57,630 --> 01:43:00,270
with the creepy dirty hobo bearers my
1324
01:43:00,270 --> 01:43:02,910
daughter's teddy bear her name is hope
1325
01:43:02,910 --> 01:43:22,170
well somebody swiped right Oh tell me
1326
01:43:22,170 --> 01:43:24,270
they got that in slow motion
1327
01:43:24,270 --> 01:43:29,580
ah you sacrificed yourself for me yeah
1328
01:43:29,580 --> 01:43:35,200
what Steve hey huh
1329
01:43:35,200 --> 01:43:41,570
genuine high-grade led you time sliding
1330
01:43:41,570 --> 01:43:46,750
son-of-a-bitch you did this for me wait
1331
01:43:46,750 --> 01:43:50,360
you can't go back you needs to last your
1332
01:43:50,360 --> 01:43:52,460
fuel what about your girl your wife well
1333
01:43:52,460 --> 01:43:56,680
my family's safe I didn't do it for you
1334
01:43:56,680 --> 01:44:00,020
I'm gonna stick around for a while make
1335
01:44:00,020 --> 01:44:01,790
sure world doesn't shit itself into
1336
01:44:01,790 --> 01:44:11,780
oblivion oh you did it for me I didn't
1337
01:44:11,780 --> 01:44:12,380
fine
1338
01:44:12,380 --> 01:44:14,420
alright let's flip a coin okay heads did
1339
01:44:14,420 --> 01:44:16,820
it for me tails you did it for me I'm
1340
01:44:16,820 --> 01:44:18,260
not even gonna look because you did it
1341
01:44:18,260 --> 01:44:19,760
for me we must get the cool little
1342
01:44:19,760 --> 01:44:21,770
forget it it's no use these collars
1343
01:44:21,770 --> 01:44:25,730
don't just come off wait I have an idea
1344
01:44:25,730 --> 01:44:28,130
oh no no no no no let's not do that
1345
01:44:28,130 --> 01:44:30,980
please I'd rather die of cancer let's
1346
01:44:30,980 --> 01:44:33,080
just oh gosh they do say the pen is
1347
01:44:33,080 --> 01:44:36,320
grosser than the sword oh we need a code
1348
01:44:36,320 --> 01:44:40,430
try a 7 settle down captain lucky it's
1349
01:44:40,430 --> 01:44:42,860
not gonna be one number god that lazy
1350
01:44:42,860 --> 01:44:49,850
right here put that back in your prison
1351
01:44:49,850 --> 01:44:54,260
wallet I don't know how to thank you but
1352
01:44:54,260 --> 01:44:57,500
I do know how to hug you know yes there
1353
01:44:57,500 --> 01:44:58,700
we go forget it
1354
01:44:58,700 --> 01:45:02,390
come on harvested pelvis let's go Tommy
1355
01:45:02,390 --> 01:45:03,969
Tommy there we go
1356
01:45:03,969 --> 01:45:07,630
kids call this tummy is there a knife in
1357
01:45:07,630 --> 01:45:09,340
my lower extremities a knife in your leg
1358
01:45:09,340 --> 01:45:13,330
yeah I don't need to go for Yentl Jen
1359
01:45:13,330 --> 01:45:14,640
like that never happened
1360
01:45:14,640 --> 01:45:18,449
let's go home Russell
1361
01:45:24,630 --> 01:45:28,239
your souls are beyond redemption
1362
01:45:28,239 --> 01:45:31,300
let's see your soul / no no no more
1363
01:45:31,300 --> 01:45:33,160
we're better than that we're better than
1364
01:45:33,160 --> 01:45:33,760
him
1365
01:45:33,760 --> 01:45:35,890
no more senseless violence no more
1366
01:45:35,890 --> 01:45:50,950
bloodshed let karma take care of I'm
1367
01:45:50,950 --> 01:46:03,370
gonna miss him you seem great I bet you
1368
01:46:03,370 --> 01:46:05,800
do Brown we should leave before the
1369
01:46:05,800 --> 01:46:09,250
budget now wakes up you guys come with
1370
01:46:09,250 --> 01:46:11,170
us no we'll get the kids back to the
1371
01:46:11,170 --> 01:46:15,400
mansion besides we're x-men no your ex
1372
01:46:15,400 --> 01:46:18,460
people you're exhausting let's see what
1373
01:46:18,460 --> 01:46:20,469
you did there buns are door's always
1374
01:46:20,469 --> 01:46:21,160
open
1375
01:46:21,160 --> 01:46:22,810
that's kind but I'm not ready to date
1376
01:46:22,810 --> 01:46:26,560
again let alone two women huh baby by
1377
01:46:26,560 --> 01:46:31,030
Yukio what do you get when you take
1378
01:46:31,030 --> 01:46:33,310
eight feet of chrome 1 pinch of courage
1379
01:46:33,310 --> 01:46:36,430
a cup of good luck a dab of racism a
1380
01:46:36,430 --> 01:46:38,410
splash of diabetes and a wheelbarrow
1381
01:46:38,410 --> 01:46:39,940
full of stage 4 cancer
1382
01:46:39,940 --> 01:46:44,800
answer a family see I didn't lie what
1383
01:46:44,800 --> 01:46:46,900
kind of film this was there's anything
1384
01:46:46,900 --> 01:46:48,520
you take away today other than the need
1385
01:46:48,520 --> 01:46:50,710
to Google what the heck is dubstep it's
1386
01:46:50,710 --> 01:46:55,140
that we all need to belong to someone
1387
01:47:28,400 --> 01:47:34,190
baby I just don't know what to do
1388
01:48:46,940 --> 01:48:50,190
okay Oh
1389
01:48:50,190 --> 01:48:53,790
after credit scenes I love after credit
1390
01:48:53,790 --> 01:48:55,770
scene II feel so private you know cuz
1391
01:48:55,770 --> 01:48:58,590
it's just you and everyone's leopard but
1392
01:48:58,590 --> 01:49:02,930
you know something you stayed
1393
01:49:18,830 --> 01:49:21,150
something so small generates enough
1394
01:49:21,150 --> 01:49:22,980
energy to reverse 200
1395
01:49:22,980 --> 01:49:25,710
just fix it 11 or I'll take it to the
1396
01:49:25,710 --> 01:49:28,020
Genius Bar Cape was gonna kill you when
1397
01:49:28,020 --> 01:49:29,730
he finds out never heard of him
1398
01:49:29,730 --> 01:49:32,580
why do you think I'm helping him the
1399
01:49:32,580 --> 01:49:34,199
Lord works in mysterious ways
1400
01:49:34,199 --> 01:49:41,940
Donna a good day baby bar ukyo that was
1401
01:49:41,940 --> 01:49:45,170
probably a bad idea
1402
01:50:02,110 --> 01:50:04,030
I hope you sharpen the cream cheese
1403
01:50:04,030 --> 01:50:13,650
spreader I'll be right back
1404
01:50:13,650 --> 01:50:22,780
we're definitely naming our kids walk
1405
01:50:22,780 --> 01:50:28,000
away just walk away but we're x4 we're
1406
01:50:28,000 --> 01:50:29,800
not X force is just a marketing tool
1407
01:50:29,800 --> 01:50:31,599
designed by Fox executives to keep josh
1408
01:50:31,599 --> 01:50:34,480
brolin employed it doesn't exist all
1409
01:50:34,480 --> 01:50:36,960
right well this has been pretty scary
1410
01:50:36,960 --> 01:50:39,369
and I need to feed my cat
1411
01:50:39,369 --> 01:50:43,210
go home sugar bear go home okay will you
1412
01:50:43,210 --> 01:50:46,800
give Domino my email
1413
01:50:53,670 --> 01:51:00,220
who's that you striker found you figured
1414
01:51:00,220 --> 01:51:03,000
out how to shut you up
1415
01:51:07,170 --> 01:51:11,680
hey it's me don't scratch just clean it
1416
01:51:11,680 --> 01:51:18,370
up the time lines welcome to the big
1417
01:51:18,370 --> 01:51:20,910
leagues kid
1418
01:51:22,920 --> 01:51:26,880
you're welcome Canada
1419
01:52:31,330 --> 01:52:35,410
you have to turn back
1420
01:54:00,440 --> 01:54:05,539
what's left to say expressing working
1421
01:54:05,539 --> 01:54:19,139
anymore everyone shouting what's the
1422
01:54:19,139 --> 01:54:23,869
left to do with these broken pieces
1423
01:54:43,430 --> 01:54:48,469
watching all these streets go
1424
01:55:27,020 --> 01:55:31,230
can you use these tears to put out the
1425
01:55:31,230 --> 01:55:35,270
fire in my soul
1426
01:55:36,239 --> 01:55:39,650
cuz I need you
1427
01:56:50,850 --> 01:56:56,160
the end just in time because I've lost
1428
01:56:56,160 --> 01:57:00,600
almost all feeling in my legs whoo
1429
01:57:00,600 --> 01:57:06,260
nobody feel fine can I go as you wish
1430
01:57:14,630 --> 01:57:17,910
come on take it slow take it slow baby
1431
01:57:17,910 --> 01:57:19,530
step I give you my legs I give you my
1432
01:57:19,530 --> 01:57:22,620
legs you've been asleep for three days
1433
01:57:22,620 --> 02:00:00,000
buddy three days three days so long
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