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[Liv] Previously on iZombie...
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- Jimmy and his comedy troupe do a...
- A portfolio of sketches.
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About a human couple living
next door to a zombie couple.
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We post them online,
the episodes go viral.
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Do you have a name for it?
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[both] Hi, Zombie.
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The AP picked up the Freylich story.
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Now everyone knows that
these kids have a zombie cure
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just inside their skulls.
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[Blaine] Are you Darcy Bennett?
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You're here about my Freylich brain.
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How does half a million sound?
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You dad wants to see you...
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General Mills and I haven't been
on speaking terms for a long time.
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He's gonna be here with the
contingent from the US government.
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First, you kidnap me
and turn me into a zombie.
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And now you want me to do
Fillmore Graves a favor?
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- Watch where you going! Hey!
- [screaming]
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You wanna know
who your father really is?
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Just dying to know?
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He was a junkie.
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[Mr. Boss] The greatest high in the
world, perfect bliss in a bottle.
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Like how Matthew McConaughey feels
on the greatest night of his life,
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but you can snort it.
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Anyway, the way the twins describe
this Utopium stuff of yours,
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sounds amazing.
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It's getting there.
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I feel like the formula still
needs a little bit of work though.
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So get to work.
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And change that shirt of
yours once in a while.
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People are starting to talk.
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[snorts]
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And take it easy on that stuff.
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Quality control.
It's part of the process.
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[sighs]
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Hey. Just boxed up the new batch.
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You interested in giving it a spin?
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Yeah, pick me up.
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[laughs maniacally]
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[Hal] Why are you still tinkering, man?
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That last batch was perfection.
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Methylenedioxyamphetamine
level was too low.
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I want the basal ganglia
firing on both cylinders.
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Serotonin and dopamine
cascading together.
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It's crazy, it's that simple.
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[snorts]
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Match the right chemicals
with the right brain parts,
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anything can happen.
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Anything.
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- [growling]
- [man screaming]
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[doorbell rings]
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Martin Roberts?
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Yes.
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[Liv] Uh...
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My name is Olivia Moore.
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I'm your daughter.
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[exhales deeply]
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This is unbelievable.
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Mom finally gave me your name,
and after that it was easy.
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I work for the police department.
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You're a police officer?
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Assistant to the medical
examiner actually, but...
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So your mom, I imagine
she told you some stories.
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Well, she did tell me some.
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Well, that was a long time ago.
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And I'm sober now.
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- And, uh...
- [cell phone buzzing]
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[Liv] Sorry.
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Sorry, uh, work. I have to go, but...
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Maybe we could get
together, get a coffee or...
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Yes, I'd love that.
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Well, here's my card, so...
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Okay, sorry, I have to go.
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Liv...
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I'm glad you found me.
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Yeah.
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[opening theme music playing]
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I could tell when he opened
the door, right off the bat.
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His eyes.
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Evan's eyes, it's him.
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It's my dad.
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Man, that's a lot.
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[chomping] Mmm.
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I've done it.
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Best grilled cheese
the world's ever seen.
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- [scoffs]
- Cheddar and Jack melted to perfection,
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on sourdough, toasted
a sexy golden brown.
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And what better to nestle in
amongst all that cheese
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than the cheesiest of
brains? Car salesman.
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- Car salesman?
- Yeah.
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Tell me that's not Rick
Randall's brain in there.
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Rick Randall, drove off the
Fremont Bridge, a suicide.
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No, Rick Randall, the murder victim.
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This was the message
he left on his wife's phone
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before he went into the lake.
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[Rick over phone] Gina,
my car's out of control!
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- [tires screeching]
- It's steering itself!
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I can't stop! Call someone!
Oh, God! [screams]
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[car splashes in water]
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- That can happen?
- Uh-huh. Cars can be possessed.
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- Herbie for example.
- Herbie wasn't possessed.
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You're thinking of Christine.
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Herbie wasn't evil,
he was the Love Bug.
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All right, focus up.
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Rick drove a Malevex Six,
it comes with a self-drive setting.
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It's possible someone accessed
the system from the outside.
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Vampire Steve's checking,
so save some of that brain for Liv.
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Oh, and before I forget...
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Annual raffle time.
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- [sighs]
- [Ravi groans]
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It's a buck each, you know the drill.
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Everyone in the department
sells at least 50 tickets.
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No complaints, it's for a good cause.
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You know everyone just buys
their own tickets, right?
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I don't care as long
as we meet our quota.
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Well, what's the prize this year?
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Margo Ball Motors donated
a souped up '67 Mustang.
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Mmm, not really a car person.
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Eh, don't buy a ticket.
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What's the prize for whoever
sells the most tickets?
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- A mountain bike.
- The mountain's on the other side of the wall.
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Then don't win the contest.
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Ooh.
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Check it out. Now this was the
world's best grilled cheese.
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Oh, cute.
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Meanwhile, I sold 60 raffle tickets.
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Sixty? We only got 50.
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I sold 10 of yours too,
which makes me current sales leader.
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I haven't started, you cheated.
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I've heard that before.
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Oh, that's right, it's the first
line of the loser national anthem.
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All right, I'm off to get more
tickets and win this thing.
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Make yourself useful,
answer the phones or something.
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Dream on, I am ten times
the salesman you are.
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I just like to start from behind,
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so it hurts worse when I blow past you.
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Bring it on, blondie.
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I'll probably solve
this case before you too.
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Laters.
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Well, I'll help you like "Blue Bayou",
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because that's my theme song.
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[Clive] Were you aware of anyone
who had anything against Rick?
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Family, friends, maybe a rival at work?
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They were all rivals at that place.
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God, the testosterone.
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All trying to be alpha dog.
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Backstabbers, every one of them.
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So, what's the sitch, Clive?
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We got a live one?
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Liv, this is Mrs. Randall,
widow of the deceased.
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Mmm-hmm, I'm up to speed.
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So, who wanted him dead?
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I think we can get
that SOB the death penalty.
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- [stammers]
- Don't like the death penalty?
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What about life behind bars?
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- Liv...
- Picture it.
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- The widow?
- The widow.
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[laughing] Mrs. Randall.
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Isn't it true you recently purchased
a substantial life insurance policy
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- for your husband?
- Ravi.
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We upgraded our policy a couple
years ago after Rick got a promotion.
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You two. [Snaps fingers]
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[sighs] All right,
give us a minute, please.
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Ravi.
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What was that about life insurance?
Where did you...
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Babs, who taught me
it's always the spouse?
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You.
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I trusted my gut.
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Paid off. Up top.
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You're not a detective, stay out.
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- She's not a detective.
- But I'm a closer.
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Let's head back in there
and I'll break her.
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Now that I loosened the lid.
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Lieutenant.
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Acting Lieutenant.
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I was able to look over
the systems about Malevex.
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Long story short, the self-drive
was hacked from outside.
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Who could do that?
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A hacker, a good one.
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Or anyone with access to the
factory settings on the car.
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- So, like, anyone at the dealership?
- Yeah.
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I'll call the general manager,
see who all had access.
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Can you, like, put a trace on the hack?
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If you mean trace the command
codes back to the source IP, maybe.
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But whoever did this covered
their tracks rather nicely.
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I may need the host computer to verify.
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Excellent work, Steve.
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I would say that warrants a
special deal on raffle tickets.
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I'll go 10 for 10 bucks.
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That's not a special deal,
that's just what they cost.
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Straight talk, 20 tickets
for a Jackson. [Spits]
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- [groans]
- Come on.
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- Whatever, sold out anyway.
- [sighs] Me too.
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- I'll take 20.
- 40.
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[mutters indistinctly]
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Blaine! [Mumbles indistinctly]
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What...
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What did you do?
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The, uh, deposit on my Freylich
girl's brain went through and...
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No offense, but when it comes to tables,
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I prefer a Noguchi to ping pong.
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Mommy doesn't let us
have food or drink down here.
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Well, she made this for me herself.
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After I got her a new washer and dryer.
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Whisper quiet.
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Unlike her son.
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Anyway, I need you to find our
old friend Dalton Earl Duke.
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I have a business proposition for him.
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You called me here just for that?
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Of course not.
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I thought we could catch up.
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[sighs] We hardly get
any quality time anymore.
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What happened to us?
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I have a bar to run by myself.
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Yeah.
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- How is the old Scratching Post?
- You mean Don E Be Good.
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I get you're laying low.
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But you could still
help out in the back.
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By doing what? Invoices?
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- For instance.
- [sighs]
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- At least, just consider it.
- Considered. No.
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Okay, good catch up. Now go, Don E.
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Go.
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Oh, and tell Mom E,
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I'm ready for a refill.
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Corporal Jones.
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[door closes]
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Says here you have flu symptoms.
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Feels like I got hit by a truck.
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Let me take a look. [Grunts softly]
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I don't believe I've seen you before.
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[grunts]
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Congratulations, Doc.
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You're a zombie now.
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If you wanna survive,
you need to do exactly what I say.
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[sighs]
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Welcome back, darlin'.
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Congrats on arranging the summit.
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Ambassadors, and senators,
and generals. Oh, my.
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Well, don't congratulate me yet.
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And they agreed to come hear us out,
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you know, see for
themselves that zombies
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aren't slaughtering
humans in the streets.
257
00:11:56,012 --> 00:11:58,692
If they don't buy into Major's plan,
they might just nuke us anyway.
258
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:01,767
Oh, it's gonna go great.
259
00:12:02,047 --> 00:12:05,978
All right? You're smart,
you're focused and sexy.
260
00:12:07,497 --> 00:12:10,476
But you know, if we might
get nuked at any minute,
261
00:12:10,808 --> 00:12:12,891
wouldn't you like
to sail into the hereafter
262
00:12:12,962 --> 00:12:14,620
behind the wheel
of a classic American...
263
00:12:14,677 --> 00:12:16,260
I already bought tickets from Liv.
264
00:12:17,421 --> 00:12:19,088
- Did you?
- Yeah.
265
00:12:19,324 --> 00:12:20,324
[chuckles softly]
266
00:12:21,963 --> 00:12:24,522
So what are the chances
you reach an actual agreement
267
00:12:24,530 --> 00:12:27,123
- with our friends in the US government?
- Slim.
268
00:12:28,313 --> 00:12:31,156
One of the generals has a
daughter stuck here in Seattle.
269
00:12:31,232 --> 00:12:33,823
He wants to see her,
and we can't find her.
270
00:12:34,110 --> 00:12:35,471
Not good.
271
00:12:36,237 --> 00:12:38,127
Hey, we'll still keep trying but, uh...
272
00:12:38,281 --> 00:12:41,425
It's time. Hi, Zombie
dropped 40 seconds ago.
273
00:12:43,119 --> 00:12:44,678
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
274
00:12:47,007 --> 00:12:49,469
[Major] So, how nervous is the
executive producer right now?
275
00:12:49,470 --> 00:12:52,769
Well, since she's bet her entire
career on its success, very.
276
00:12:52,846 --> 00:12:55,180
- There it is.
- Oh.
277
00:12:55,256 --> 00:12:57,858
- Okay, here goes nothing.
- [Chimes]
278
00:12:59,019 --> 00:13:00,277
[doorbell rings on TV]
279
00:13:00,353 --> 00:13:02,312
Come on, Ed, it's just dinner.
280
00:13:02,388 --> 00:13:04,263
They're the new neighbors,
we're being polite.
281
00:13:04,341 --> 00:13:07,025
I know, it's just every morning
I go out to get the paper
282
00:13:07,101 --> 00:13:09,308
and Jeff waves at me and
goes, "Hi, Zombie."
283
00:13:09,771 --> 00:13:11,291
- [Jeff] Hello!- Ed, you are a zombie.
284
00:13:11,364 --> 00:13:13,071
[Ed] But you don't just say that.
285
00:13:13,072 --> 00:13:14,752
Do I go up to Mrs. McConney and shout,
286
00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:16,414
- "Hi, Italian."
- [all chuckle]
287
00:13:16,416 --> 00:13:18,551
Or when my boss gives me a
deadline, am I like,
288
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:19,811
"You got it, black guy."
289
00:13:19,812 --> 00:13:22,415
- Or when I see Mrs. Chan...
- Don't be so sensitive, Ed.
290
00:13:22,492 --> 00:13:23,800
[sighs]
291
00:13:27,047 --> 00:13:28,138
[both] Hi, zombies.
292
00:13:29,666 --> 00:13:31,767
- [woman] Hi, humans.
- [all laugh]
293
00:13:36,506 --> 00:13:38,056
[indistinct chatter]
294
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,528
[indistinct radio chatter]
295
00:13:53,189 --> 00:13:55,168
[guard] Just be a few minutes,
ma'am. Thank you.
296
00:13:59,529 --> 00:14:01,053
[Major] A free zombie state.
297
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,699
Located on a remote island
in the Puget Sound.
298
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:07,961
My predecessor, Vivian Stoll,
was preparing it for the 300 zombies
299
00:14:08,037 --> 00:14:09,704
she knew existed at the time.
300
00:14:09,998 --> 00:14:12,590
Now we're looking to relocate
all 10,000 zombies to this...
301
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,142
Zombie island?
302
00:14:14,961 --> 00:14:16,019
It's ambitious,
303
00:14:16,096 --> 00:14:18,966
but we believe
this is our best solution.
304
00:14:19,299 --> 00:14:21,044
Short of a cure
which we're all working on.
305
00:14:21,467 --> 00:14:25,262
You want me to ask voters
to spend their tax dollars
306
00:14:25,329 --> 00:14:28,864
- on dead people instead of live ones?
- Senator...
307
00:14:28,866 --> 00:14:31,079
He wants you to ask your
voters to save the planet.
308
00:14:31,611 --> 00:14:33,194
[Major] I understand your concerns.
309
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,705
But I believe if we work
together in good faith,
310
00:14:35,782 --> 00:14:39,005
we can find a way forward
toward a more peaceful tomorrow.
311
00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:41,920
[indistinct mumbling]
312
00:14:43,456 --> 00:14:45,003
Nootropics, huh?
313
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:48,032
I take these and I'm
like the Limitless guy?
314
00:14:48,169 --> 00:14:51,167
Steroids for your mind. Your brain
will be kicking sand in the face
315
00:14:51,168 --> 00:14:53,820
of all the weakling
brains down at brain beach.
316
00:14:53,870 --> 00:14:54,873
[Blaine chuckles]
317
00:14:55,727 --> 00:14:57,435
They said you'd gone legit.
318
00:14:57,754 --> 00:14:59,803
This seems like a pretty
nice little scam.
319
00:14:59,804 --> 00:15:02,763
Oh, it works. I get string theory now.
320
00:15:03,143 --> 00:15:04,687
Go ahead, take a free
sample, you'll see.
321
00:15:04,711 --> 00:15:05,721
And the money?
322
00:15:05,723 --> 00:15:07,855
Same as when I was in
the gourmet brain business.
323
00:15:07,931 --> 00:15:10,240
Just now, I run with thought
leaders and entrepreneurs
324
00:15:10,317 --> 00:15:12,859
instead of goons and killers.
325
00:15:12,936 --> 00:15:16,529
I don't really miss
the smuggling business.
326
00:15:16,606 --> 00:15:17,654
Mmm.
327
00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:20,617
- So what do you want to talk about?
- Smuggling.
328
00:15:20,693 --> 00:15:22,204
[scoffs]
329
00:15:22,239 --> 00:15:25,015
I need to talk to your old associates
in the black market brain biz.
330
00:15:25,332 --> 00:15:29,364
Think I can offer you something that
thought leaders and entrepreneurs can't.
331
00:15:30,420 --> 00:15:34,097
Maybe your jacked up brain can
wrap itself around this number.
332
00:15:40,889 --> 00:15:41,980
I'll make a few calls.
333
00:15:42,515 --> 00:15:43,982
[chuckles]
334
00:15:45,051 --> 00:15:46,693
Yo, Beanpole.
335
00:15:46,919 --> 00:15:48,919
_
336
00:15:50,023 --> 00:15:52,657
Beanpole, where you at, man?
We gotta move this stuff.
337
00:15:58,356 --> 00:16:01,032
Oh, come on, you junkie,
where'd you go off to now?
338
00:16:01,109 --> 00:16:02,626
[Don E] Scott E, get a move on, dude,
339
00:16:02,702 --> 00:16:04,294
we're ready to roll out of here.
340
00:16:04,371 --> 00:16:06,254
I'm coming, keep your pants on.
341
00:16:07,207 --> 00:16:08,798
[sighs]
342
00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:10,174
I'm surrounded by idiots.
343
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:14,971
So I says to him, "My man,
I'm glad you got a good price",
344
00:16:15,048 --> 00:16:16,973
but those are not Ted Baker boots."
345
00:16:17,050 --> 00:16:19,976
[laughing] Oh, man.
So they weren't boots?
346
00:16:20,053 --> 00:16:21,918
Dude, calm down.
347
00:16:22,555 --> 00:16:24,481
What? He just told a story.
348
00:16:24,557 --> 00:16:26,813
Whatever, we got drugs to sell.
349
00:16:27,176 --> 00:16:28,768
Fresh from the oven, let's go.
350
00:16:28,845 --> 00:16:30,937
So you're hitting the Nine Trolls or...
351
00:16:31,014 --> 00:16:32,864
Julian's got the escape part covered.
352
00:16:32,941 --> 00:16:35,652
Max Rager's throwing a little
soirée on the company yacht.
353
00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:37,610
Think I'll swing by. [Sniffs]
354
00:16:37,687 --> 00:16:39,862
Dude, why not just say boat
party like a regular human?
355
00:16:39,939 --> 00:16:43,541
Ah. Because it's a soirée, Scott E.
356
00:16:50,324 --> 00:16:52,506
I don't see why you like that guy.
357
00:16:53,036 --> 00:16:54,552
What? He's fun.
358
00:16:56,372 --> 00:16:58,164
[Ravi] Utopium, certain batch,
359
00:16:58,166 --> 00:17:01,968
just anything relating to a drug
chemist called Beanpole Bob,
360
00:17:02,045 --> 00:17:04,938
any references between 2014 and 2015.
361
00:17:08,718 --> 00:17:12,153
Great. Thank you, Sergeant, bye-bye.
362
00:17:13,389 --> 00:17:18,045
Hiding behind phones while I'm
pressing flesh and closing suckers.
363
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:21,166
Not how you win the sales
game, my friend.
364
00:17:21,581 --> 00:17:23,948
That was Clive's friend in Vice,
365
00:17:24,025 --> 00:17:26,376
who I've enlisted in my search
for that Beanpole Bob guy
366
00:17:26,453 --> 00:17:28,211
and potentially a zombie cure.
367
00:17:28,288 --> 00:17:32,549
Now, I'll turn to the CDC's list
of Freylich kids Charlie sent me
368
00:17:32,625 --> 00:17:37,670
which shows one kid here in Seattle
whose life I'll now help safeguard.
369
00:17:37,747 --> 00:17:39,990
So you really wanna
go head-to-head with Renegade?
370
00:17:40,175 --> 00:17:43,116
The Renegade in the saving lives area?
371
00:17:43,803 --> 00:17:46,120
I saved more people
than that before breakfast.
372
00:17:46,422 --> 00:17:48,106
- [yawns] Nope.
- [footsteps approaching]
373
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:51,893
Oh. Hi.
374
00:17:51,903 --> 00:17:53,811
Hi, sorry, I'm a bit early.
375
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:56,990
It's fine. Ravi,
this is Martin Roberts.
376
00:17:58,318 --> 00:18:00,744
Right, Martin Roberts.
377
00:18:00,820 --> 00:18:02,379
Yep, deadbeat dad.
378
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:05,415
Out to make up for a 30-year
absence with one hot dog.
379
00:18:05,492 --> 00:18:06,616
[Ravi] Hmm.
380
00:18:06,692 --> 00:18:07,692
Wish me luck.
381
00:18:08,161 --> 00:18:09,294
Good luck.
382
00:18:14,784 --> 00:18:15,884
[clears throat]
383
00:18:17,003 --> 00:18:18,553
[dialing]
384
00:18:19,172 --> 00:18:20,588
[line ringing]
385
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,006
[woman] Hello?
386
00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:26,269
Hi, yes, I'd like to speak
to a Ms. Darcy Bennett.
387
00:18:26,346 --> 00:18:29,773
My name is Ravi Chakrabarti and
I'd like to speak to her about...
388
00:18:30,683 --> 00:18:33,318
Dropped out? When?
389
00:18:36,097 --> 00:18:39,402
[Martin] After rehab,
I didn't have a ton of options.
390
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:43,244
Mom said that you traveled the globe
working for Doctors Without Borders?
391
00:18:43,955 --> 00:18:45,905
Yeah, that was tough.
392
00:18:45,982 --> 00:18:48,583
- You see things.
- But for your soul.
393
00:18:49,652 --> 00:18:50,652
I don't know.
394
00:18:50,992 --> 00:18:53,971
Maybe a little pride in doing
something for the greater good,
395
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,251
but you know there was so much death.
396
00:18:56,784 --> 00:18:58,536
So much suffering, I...
397
00:18:58,878 --> 00:19:01,429
I'm sure I'll always be haunted by it.
[sniffles]
398
00:19:02,882 --> 00:19:03,973
You all right?
399
00:19:05,143 --> 00:19:07,143
Oh, it's seasonal, you know.
400
00:19:09,297 --> 00:19:11,421
So, you're a zombie.
401
00:19:12,008 --> 00:19:13,983
- You can tell?
- [chuckles] Yes.
402
00:19:14,060 --> 00:19:15,553
Out and proud.
403
00:19:16,062 --> 00:19:17,987
[sighs] I admire that.
404
00:19:20,233 --> 00:19:22,108
- Um, what can I get you?
- Oh.
405
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,026
Extra peppers and hot sauce, please.
406
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:25,245
Make that two.
407
00:19:28,065 --> 00:19:29,290
You're a zombie, too.
408
00:19:30,526 --> 00:19:32,201
How did you get turned?
409
00:19:32,278 --> 00:19:34,576
Aleutian Flu shot. You?
410
00:19:35,123 --> 00:19:38,141
I'm an O.Z., I got scratched
at the Max Rager boat party.
411
00:19:38,618 --> 00:19:39,968
[vendor] Here you go.
412
00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:46,474
[Martin grunts]
413
00:19:47,018 --> 00:19:48,143
Oh.
414
00:19:49,045 --> 00:19:50,395
[Martin exhales]
415
00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,529
So when's the last time
you used, Martin?
416
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,316
Congestion, flush,
417
00:20:03,392 --> 00:20:06,107
manual tremors, I'm a
doctor, I know the signs.
418
00:20:06,613 --> 00:20:08,204
You're still on Utopium.
419
00:20:16,438 --> 00:20:18,239
_
420
00:20:18,791 --> 00:20:23,052
I know it must be disappointing
to learn your father is an addict.
421
00:20:23,129 --> 00:20:25,379
No, this is on me,
Mom told me what you were
422
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,121
and I tracked you down anyway.
423
00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:30,047
I didn't know what I was
expecting, she'd be loving this.
424
00:20:30,878 --> 00:20:33,520
The thing of it is, Liv,
when I saw you at the door,
425
00:20:33,923 --> 00:20:36,048
I don't know, it was like...
426
00:20:36,550 --> 00:20:37,820
You're the reason I needed.
427
00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:40,916
- The reason?
- Yes, the reason I needed to kick.
428
00:20:41,147 --> 00:20:42,772
Once and for all.
429
00:20:42,782 --> 00:20:45,962
I don't think I have anything
left to give, Martin.
430
00:20:46,769 --> 00:20:48,578
And if I wasn't a reason
when I was born,
431
00:20:49,397 --> 00:20:50,707
why would I be one now?
432
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:52,898
I have to go to work.
433
00:20:53,826 --> 00:20:55,043
Take care of yourself.
434
00:21:00,950 --> 00:21:03,209
Okay, if you all follow me,
we have lunch waiting
435
00:21:03,286 --> 00:21:05,637
and we can prepare
for the afternoon session.
436
00:21:07,248 --> 00:21:08,806
[indistinct chatter]
437
00:21:19,969 --> 00:21:22,820
Lillywhite, I thought we agreed
my daughter would be here.
438
00:21:23,931 --> 00:21:25,699
I hoped she would, General.
439
00:21:25,933 --> 00:21:28,818
But she chose not to come,
for her own reasons.
440
00:21:29,028 --> 00:21:30,917
You know what this is, don't you?
441
00:21:31,364 --> 00:21:34,390
- It's a difficult situation.
- It's a hostage situation.
442
00:21:34,984 --> 00:21:38,536
You zombies are terrorists holding
half a million humans hostage
443
00:21:38,612 --> 00:21:40,121
until you get what you want.
444
00:21:40,197 --> 00:21:41,763
I don't even know why we're here.
445
00:21:42,041 --> 00:21:44,924
The US government doesn't
negotiate with terrorists.
446
00:21:45,453 --> 00:21:47,826
I've been biting my tongue a long time.
447
00:21:48,289 --> 00:21:51,888
But now, now that you
couldn't produce my daughter,
448
00:21:53,311 --> 00:21:56,813
I'm going to walk through
the rubble of Seattle.
449
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:02,860
I believe there are sandwiches and
drinks available in the commissary.
450
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:10,901
[sighs] I turned back
and he was just standing there
451
00:22:10,978 --> 00:22:12,022
looking so forlorn.
452
00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:13,756
You could've gotten in
when the getting was good.
453
00:22:13,780 --> 00:22:14,838
Them's the breaks.
454
00:22:17,485 --> 00:22:19,836
[indistinct chatter]
455
00:22:19,912 --> 00:22:22,547
[man] Driving through
the mountains? Orgasmic.
456
00:22:23,491 --> 00:22:25,916
Yeah, it's bad, real bad.
457
00:22:25,993 --> 00:22:27,593
We got the general manager in there.
458
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,846
Right.
459
00:22:29,922 --> 00:22:32,298
[exhales deeply]
Let's rip his face off.
460
00:22:32,375 --> 00:22:34,592
Ravi, no, I told you...
461
00:22:34,668 --> 00:22:36,385
Clive, what do you
wanna do with the case?
462
00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:38,637
I wanna close it, but not in
the way you're thinking,
463
00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:41,482
so just, no. Come on, Liv.
464
00:22:48,641 --> 00:22:52,535
So, Mr. Fischer, I understand the
Malevax Six comes with the self-drive?
465
00:22:52,612 --> 00:22:54,487
Amazing vehicle, the auto pilot mode
466
00:22:54,563 --> 00:22:56,539
is one of its many incredible features.
467
00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:58,583
You could drive it to New York
City without lifting a finger.
468
00:22:58,584 --> 00:23:00,501
You're not gonna hook this
brick, Green B.
469
00:23:00,578 --> 00:23:02,771
[chuckles] Never say never.
470
00:23:04,156 --> 00:23:06,783
The auto drive comes with
factory presets, correct?
471
00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:09,635
Anyone with those
could access the auto drive?
472
00:23:09,712 --> 00:23:10,961
Well, I mean, conceivably.
473
00:23:10,972 --> 00:23:12,555
You have access to the presets?
474
00:23:12,632 --> 00:23:14,741
Yeah, but I'm not gonna
off my best salesman.
475
00:23:15,167 --> 00:23:16,926
Rick Randall was a closing machine,
476
00:23:17,002 --> 00:23:19,114
he won the annual sales
competition five years running.
477
00:23:19,138 --> 00:23:22,473
- Annual sales competition?
- First place gets a Malevax Six.
478
00:23:22,550 --> 00:23:24,225
Second place gets a set
of steak knives,
479
00:23:24,235 --> 00:23:25,651
last place, a pink slip.
480
00:23:25,728 --> 00:23:26,936
- Ooh.
- Fired?
481
00:23:27,012 --> 00:23:29,897
Rick always won,
it drove Stu Solano crazy.
482
00:23:29,974 --> 00:23:32,733
- Who's Stu Solano?
- Second place, five years running.
483
00:23:32,985 --> 00:23:34,443
Guys got a lot of steak knives.
484
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,862
- Let me guess, bitter?
- Oh, he's bitter, all right.
485
00:23:36,939 --> 00:23:38,322
Rick stole Gina from him.
486
00:23:38,399 --> 00:23:40,083
Rick's wife used to go out with Stu?
487
00:23:40,159 --> 00:23:41,249
Mmm-hmm.
488
00:23:41,702 --> 00:23:42,797
Well, she didn't mention that.
489
00:23:42,798 --> 00:23:45,922
I get it, why spread around you
were with a second place nobody.
490
00:23:46,010 --> 00:23:48,094
Stu's good, he just
lacks a killer instinct.
491
00:23:48,617 --> 00:23:50,137
- Sales is a blood sport.
- [inaudible]
492
00:23:50,211 --> 00:23:51,803
It sure is.
493
00:23:52,505 --> 00:23:53,888
[laughter]
494
00:23:54,915 --> 00:23:56,325
Rick cheated.
495
00:23:56,592 --> 00:24:00,114
Bribed the desk for leads,
stole them from the other salesmen.
496
00:24:00,513 --> 00:24:02,918
I played to win, but I played fair.
497
00:24:03,224 --> 00:24:05,558
Far as I'm concerned, I won.
498
00:24:05,568 --> 00:24:07,397
With the steak knives to prove it.
499
00:24:07,970 --> 00:24:10,396
When Rick married your ex Gina,
500
00:24:10,473 --> 00:24:11,522
were you cool with that?
501
00:24:11,599 --> 00:24:12,690
Gina?
502
00:24:13,976 --> 00:24:16,119
She was more of a demo
for me, you know?
503
00:24:17,363 --> 00:24:19,269
If you want a guy with motive,
504
00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:21,645
take a look at Teddy Fischer.
505
00:24:21,868 --> 00:24:25,503
Rick was gunning for Teddy's
job and everybody knew.
506
00:24:25,988 --> 00:24:26,988
Especially Teddy.
507
00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:31,008
[gasps softly]
508
00:24:32,578 --> 00:24:35,004
[Rick] The best loser there
is, bon voyage, Jack.
509
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,598
Are you a winner, Rick?
Or should I ask your wife?
510
00:24:38,101 --> 00:24:39,183
[gasps]
511
00:24:41,012 --> 00:24:43,321
- Who's Jack?
- Jack Klein?
512
00:24:43,797 --> 00:24:46,098
Used to work for Margo Ball,
513
00:24:46,175 --> 00:24:49,265
got old, got slow, got fired last year.
514
00:24:51,030 --> 00:24:53,364
Sales, man, it's a blood sport.
515
00:24:55,568 --> 00:24:57,748
Gentlemen, thanks for coming.
516
00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:01,952
What I have for you is an invitation
to join a business venture.
517
00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:05,168
It's not unlike the brain
smuggling you've done in the past,
518
00:25:05,244 --> 00:25:08,669
only now the owner of the
brain will remain attached
519
00:25:08,915 --> 00:25:10,211
and alive.
520
00:25:10,491 --> 00:25:11,823
So it's basically the same deal.
521
00:25:11,901 --> 00:25:16,012
And the financial terms
will reflect this increase
522
00:25:16,088 --> 00:25:17,889
in the unit we're transporting.
523
00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:22,422
You're each receiving
a name and an address.
524
00:25:23,062 --> 00:25:25,220
And the items you will be transporting.
525
00:25:25,598 --> 00:25:28,639
You bring 'em in, you get
paid, you go get another.
526
00:25:29,393 --> 00:25:31,486
"Bird Manor Hall School for Girls."
527
00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:34,261
Is this a kid?
528
00:25:34,682 --> 00:25:37,867
They all are, or rather, teens,
529
00:25:37,944 --> 00:25:40,745
who let's be honest, are the worst.
530
00:25:43,449 --> 00:25:46,492
So, you may need to come
up a little on the fee.
531
00:25:46,569 --> 00:25:48,661
I already gave them
a bump for the extra weight.
532
00:25:48,737 --> 00:25:50,704
You didn't mention they were kids.
533
00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:54,598
Teens, who other than the random
passage of time are basically adults.
534
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,356
- Why do they care?
- Well, it's, um...
535
00:25:57,889 --> 00:25:59,414
It's a moral issue.
536
00:25:59,873 --> 00:26:01,098
These guys?
537
00:26:01,175 --> 00:26:02,633
Give me a second.
538
00:26:02,710 --> 00:26:03,842
Hey.
539
00:26:03,919 --> 00:26:05,269
[whispering indistinctly]
540
00:26:07,807 --> 00:26:11,067
Okay, extra 15,000 a head.
541
00:26:11,143 --> 00:26:12,560
To cover the moral issue.
542
00:26:12,570 --> 00:26:13,736
- Five.
- Thirteen.
543
00:26:13,813 --> 00:26:14,813
Ten.
544
00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:17,955
- Hmm.
- Okay, then.
545
00:26:18,651 --> 00:26:21,287
Let's go round up some rugrats, huh?
546
00:26:21,496 --> 00:26:23,166
[laughing]
547
00:26:26,797 --> 00:26:28,797
_
548
00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:31,680
Clive, let me ask you
a question, you were in Vice.
549
00:26:32,448 --> 00:26:35,112
How many people who've been
heavily addicted for 30 years
550
00:26:35,426 --> 00:26:36,584
turn themselves around?
551
00:26:36,594 --> 00:26:38,590
Hmm, I know it happens.
552
00:26:39,005 --> 00:26:41,722
- That's good.
- I've never seen it, though.
553
00:26:42,675 --> 00:26:43,808
[knocking at door]
554
00:26:46,512 --> 00:26:49,638
Hi, Seattle P.D.,
we're looking for Jack Klein?
555
00:26:49,715 --> 00:26:52,433
- What for?
- I'm Jack, how can I help you?
556
00:26:52,443 --> 00:26:55,436
We wanted to ask you some questions
about the death of Rick Randall.
557
00:26:55,446 --> 00:26:56,654
Like how great it was?
558
00:26:57,306 --> 00:26:58,812
Emily, honey.
559
00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:02,118
- Whatever, I'm late.
- Call me if your practice runs late.
560
00:27:02,194 --> 00:27:04,653
Dad, I'll text you
'cause it's not 2003, okay?
561
00:27:04,730 --> 00:27:06,872
[exclaims] Come on in.
562
00:27:11,487 --> 00:27:15,563
Yeah, I worked at Margo Ball
for what, um, 23 years.
563
00:27:15,824 --> 00:27:18,968
It must've hurt when they fired you
after all those years of service.
564
00:27:19,045 --> 00:27:21,043
That whole place was toxic.
565
00:27:21,472 --> 00:27:24,616
I mean, I feel sorry
for those miserable jerks.
566
00:27:24,925 --> 00:27:27,020
Emily transferred back from USC,
567
00:27:27,021 --> 00:27:29,553
so I get to see her
a lot more than I used to.
568
00:27:29,630 --> 00:27:31,671
Get to see some
of her field hockey games.
569
00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:33,923
Plus, the coffee's much better at home.
570
00:27:33,925 --> 00:27:34,943
[woman chuckles]
571
00:27:36,487 --> 00:27:38,070
I'm much happier here.
572
00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:41,157
We looked over the sales numbers,
573
00:27:41,233 --> 00:27:43,233
it looks like you slipped into last
574
00:27:43,310 --> 00:27:45,429
after Rick closed a deal
you originated.
575
00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:47,956
- Were you aware of that?
- So what if he did?
576
00:27:48,574 --> 00:27:50,407
What do they always say over there?
577
00:27:50,484 --> 00:27:52,406
- "Sales is a..."
- "Blood sport."
578
00:27:52,576 --> 00:27:53,625
Right.
579
00:27:53,627 --> 00:27:56,534
A witness said he heard
you suggest that Rick should
580
00:27:56,865 --> 00:27:58,999
ask his wife something
the day you were fired.
581
00:27:59,368 --> 00:28:01,543
- What did you mean?
- Not my finest moment.
582
00:28:01,554 --> 00:28:02,554
What did you mean?
583
00:28:03,789 --> 00:28:05,848
Get this, Rick's wife Gina,
584
00:28:05,925 --> 00:28:08,017
she used to go around with Stu Solano.
585
00:28:08,094 --> 00:28:10,135
- Oh, we're aware.
- Yeah, but did you know
586
00:28:10,212 --> 00:28:13,472
that all along she was
two timing with Teddy.
587
00:28:13,549 --> 00:28:16,122
What? Teddy Fischer?
588
00:28:16,677 --> 00:28:18,527
- The general manager?
- See what I mean?
589
00:28:18,604 --> 00:28:20,220
Place is a snake pit.
590
00:28:21,890 --> 00:28:24,033
Don't tell me I'm raging out,
I'm not raging out!
591
00:28:24,110 --> 00:28:25,701
Your eyes are a little red, Ed.
592
00:28:25,778 --> 00:28:27,936
I went swimming,
it's from the chlorine.
593
00:28:28,564 --> 00:28:31,374
You're darn right, I'm furious,
but not because I'm a zombie,
594
00:28:31,450 --> 00:28:32,958
it's because you're an idiot.
595
00:28:33,035 --> 00:28:34,502
Peak TV, my ass.
596
00:28:36,288 --> 00:28:37,985
There's my girl.
597
00:28:38,958 --> 00:28:40,833
Sorry to send in the heavy like this.
598
00:28:40,909 --> 00:28:42,887
It's just when I heard
people were looking for you,
599
00:28:42,911 --> 00:28:45,231
I got a little worried that my
investment might be at risk.
600
00:28:45,789 --> 00:28:47,640
Carl, you can go.
601
00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:51,328
So...
602
00:28:51,879 --> 00:28:54,565
Any idea who our
mystery caller might be?
603
00:28:55,007 --> 00:28:56,133
My roommate took the call,
604
00:28:56,134 --> 00:28:59,444
said his name was like Ravi
"Shark Buddy" or something.
605
00:29:00,645 --> 00:29:02,126
And he was putting on
a fake British accent.
606
00:29:02,128 --> 00:29:03,772
[Laughs]
607
00:29:03,849 --> 00:29:06,546
I know him actually, accent's real.
608
00:29:07,186 --> 00:29:09,570
[sighs] He wants
your brain for science, so,
609
00:29:09,580 --> 00:29:11,302
I'd definitely steer clear.
610
00:29:11,657 --> 00:29:14,700
It's probably best that you
just lay low for a while.
611
00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:16,001
Lay low?
612
00:29:16,829 --> 00:29:18,787
- In here?
- Yup.
613
00:29:18,798 --> 00:29:22,686
I mean, being bored out of my
mind is not on my bucket list.
614
00:29:22,969 --> 00:29:25,043
[sighs] Okay.
615
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:28,885
There are other places we could stash
you in that are a bit more lively.
616
00:29:29,467 --> 00:29:31,642
Have you ever been
to The Scratching Post?
617
00:29:33,337 --> 00:29:35,484
I think we should get Gina
and Teddy back in here.
618
00:29:35,848 --> 00:29:39,266
If they were having an affair, and
he knew Rick was gunning for his job,
619
00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:40,460
they could've worked together.
620
00:29:40,461 --> 00:29:43,090
I don't know, I say there's
something off about that Jack guy.
621
00:29:43,302 --> 00:29:45,272
Liv, the man still owns a flip phone,
622
00:29:45,349 --> 00:29:46,965
you think he can hack a Malevax?
623
00:29:47,976 --> 00:29:50,047
Clive, Liv.
624
00:29:50,562 --> 00:29:53,497
Ravi, whatever sales nonsense this
is, I'm just in no mood.
625
00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:56,520
- I've had a vision.
- [snorts]
626
00:29:57,211 --> 00:30:01,518
Rick walks out to his car,
finds his windscreen smashed.
627
00:30:01,874 --> 00:30:04,082
That's it? You call that a vision?
628
00:30:04,159 --> 00:30:07,085
And the words, "Die, pig"
spray painted on his hood.
629
00:30:07,162 --> 00:30:09,847
I don't suppose you saw who smashed
his window and tagged his car?
630
00:30:11,834 --> 00:30:13,509
Yeah, you never do.
631
00:30:13,519 --> 00:30:16,220
But I'll see if his insurance
company has any photos.
632
00:30:16,296 --> 00:30:20,065
Boom! That easy. Oh, and if you
got a few more raffle tickets.
633
00:30:20,142 --> 00:30:21,350
Actually, me, too,
634
00:30:21,426 --> 00:30:22,695
twice whatever you've giving him.
635
00:30:22,719 --> 00:30:25,154
No, no, no, no, no.
636
00:30:25,231 --> 00:30:27,656
No more tickets, just no, no, no.
637
00:30:29,685 --> 00:30:30,910
[Ravi sniffles]
638
00:30:32,497 --> 00:30:34,371
[exclaims] Ah, ah, ah!
639
00:30:36,742 --> 00:30:38,167
Coffee's for closers.
640
00:30:39,486 --> 00:30:41,879
[gasps] I still have more tickets.
641
00:30:44,491 --> 00:30:46,717
[slow music playing on speakers]
642
00:30:48,846 --> 00:30:50,036
[sighs]
643
00:30:50,038 --> 00:30:52,431
Burrito Monday is officially canceled.
644
00:30:54,543 --> 00:30:56,018
[bucket thuds]
645
00:30:56,095 --> 00:30:57,228
[sighs heavily]
646
00:30:58,189 --> 00:31:01,061
[laughs] It sucks.
647
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,643
Owning a bar is supposed to be fun.
648
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:08,405
I shouldn't be doing
grunt work. [Laughs]
649
00:31:08,482 --> 00:31:10,282
[exclaims] God!
650
00:31:11,518 --> 00:31:13,944
My life is the worst.
651
00:31:14,021 --> 00:31:18,040
We could switch, I'll run the bar,
you could be the zombie prostitute.
652
00:31:18,117 --> 00:31:21,368
And what the hell? I thought
we had a strict "No love songs"
653
00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:23,045
"on the jukebox" policy.
654
00:31:23,122 --> 00:31:25,596
- [shouts] Who put this on?
- [Darcy] I did.
655
00:31:28,085 --> 00:31:33,889
♪ Lady of the morning ♪
656
00:31:35,375 --> 00:31:37,134
It happens to be my jam.
657
00:31:37,210 --> 00:31:39,228
♪ Lady ♪
658
00:31:43,595 --> 00:31:45,595
_
659
00:31:45,811 --> 00:31:47,376
What, you don't like music?
660
00:31:47,752 --> 00:31:51,227
I just think that this
song is a little cheesy.
661
00:31:51,826 --> 00:31:53,409
Says the guy wearing that shirt.
662
00:31:54,770 --> 00:31:56,403
What? [Laughs]
663
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:57,872
No, it's...
664
00:31:59,158 --> 00:32:00,524
Bold.
665
00:32:01,526 --> 00:32:03,327
- Can I get a beer?
- Can I see some ID?
666
00:32:03,337 --> 00:32:04,712
No, I got this.
667
00:32:10,077 --> 00:32:11,302
It's on the house.
668
00:32:16,249 --> 00:32:17,808
No freakin' way.
669
00:32:19,665 --> 00:32:20,881
Hey, hey.
670
00:32:22,798 --> 00:32:24,177
That's the girl.
671
00:32:24,516 --> 00:32:26,712
The match maker
told me about my soul mate.
672
00:32:27,061 --> 00:32:30,154
- She's out of my league, isn't she?
- Oh, yeah, way out.
673
00:32:31,932 --> 00:32:35,265
But also that's Blaine's Freylich girl.
674
00:32:36,195 --> 00:32:38,355
Fatal brain disease,
she's going to be dead any minute.
675
00:32:39,365 --> 00:32:41,040
So, well...
676
00:32:42,534 --> 00:32:44,126
Sorry, I guess.
677
00:32:46,613 --> 00:32:48,462
[Clive] Well, it turns out
our dead guy Rick
678
00:32:49,041 --> 00:32:51,723
did make an insurance claim
after his car was vandalized.
679
00:32:52,044 --> 00:32:54,586
- Yeah, he did.
- [Clive] Here's what's interesting.
680
00:32:54,663 --> 00:32:55,950
These holes here,
681
00:32:55,951 --> 00:32:59,216
whoever smashed it used
something with a rounded end
682
00:32:59,292 --> 00:33:00,634
that punched through the glass.
683
00:33:00,711 --> 00:33:02,636
- Like a baseball bat?
- Or a golf club.
684
00:33:02,713 --> 00:33:03,906
Ah, could be.
685
00:33:04,243 --> 00:33:05,844
Could be, or...
686
00:33:07,134 --> 00:33:09,559
- A field hockey stick.
- Jack's daughter.
687
00:33:09,570 --> 00:33:10,956
- Emily Klein.
- [scoffs]
688
00:33:11,188 --> 00:33:13,322
Remember how happy
she was that Rick was dead?
689
00:33:13,399 --> 00:33:16,054
She didn't strike me as a
girl with a dragon tattoo.
690
00:33:16,402 --> 00:33:17,493
Oh, that so?
691
00:33:18,904 --> 00:33:22,183
She happens to be a Computer
Science major at USC.
692
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:25,909
Expelled last year for hacking
a blimp during homecoming week
693
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,078
and programming it
to display lewd comments
694
00:33:28,155 --> 00:33:30,429
about her ex during the UCLA game.
695
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,718
Now, if you'll excuse me.
696
00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:38,639
The closer is heading out
to make his collar.
697
00:33:42,836 --> 00:33:44,853
This is the best part of my job.
698
00:33:49,301 --> 00:33:51,732
Okay, so I smashed up
his precious Malevax.
699
00:33:52,054 --> 00:33:55,211
The guy ruined my dad's life
and I had to drop out of USC,
700
00:33:55,441 --> 00:33:56,983
that doesn't mean I killed him.
701
00:33:57,142 --> 00:33:59,411
Computer Science major, Robotics team.
702
00:33:59,778 --> 00:34:02,377
And it won't be your first
time hacking into a vehicle.
703
00:34:02,939 --> 00:34:07,305
You know, the, um, "Thanks for the
HPV, Dave" blimp incident?
704
00:34:07,786 --> 00:34:10,335
- He deserved that.
- And Rick deserved it, too, right?
705
00:34:10,906 --> 00:34:13,215
I didn't kill Rick Randall.
706
00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:16,131
Go ahead, check the activity.
707
00:34:16,470 --> 00:34:17,960
I have nothing to hide.
708
00:34:18,246 --> 00:34:19,388
[inhales sharply]
709
00:34:19,465 --> 00:34:21,816
Fine, let me get our guy in here.
710
00:34:22,417 --> 00:34:24,301
- Yeah, Steve?
- [Ravi] She's gonna crack,
711
00:34:24,377 --> 00:34:26,094
then not only will I have
closed the case,
712
00:34:26,171 --> 00:34:27,754
but I've crushed
your raffle ticket sales.
713
00:34:27,756 --> 00:34:30,566
Clive solved it, you just told
him what you saw in a vision.
714
00:34:30,642 --> 00:34:32,825
- Pot meet kettle.
- Besides,
715
00:34:33,220 --> 00:34:34,978
no way you can top my 320.
716
00:34:35,055 --> 00:34:36,864
[grunts] Oh, 324.
717
00:34:36,940 --> 00:34:38,774
- I've still got two hours.
- As do I.
718
00:34:38,784 --> 00:34:41,568
So, how many trombones
would you like to play your...
719
00:34:41,579 --> 00:34:43,228
[imitates sad trombone]
720
00:34:43,305 --> 00:34:45,581
[Jack] Look, officer,
I just need to talk to my daughter.
721
00:34:45,657 --> 00:34:47,750
Or that detective, what's his name?
722
00:34:47,826 --> 00:34:50,994
Babineaux, please,
my daughter's innocent.
723
00:34:51,071 --> 00:34:54,214
- She should not be in there.
- Mr. Klein?
724
00:34:55,301 --> 00:34:58,635
Please, Emily didn't do this.
725
00:34:59,454 --> 00:35:00,471
I did.
726
00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:02,639
[door opens]
727
00:35:04,793 --> 00:35:06,101
You hacked the Malevax.
728
00:35:06,470 --> 00:35:07,501
Yeah.
729
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:12,134
[scoffs] Okay, I'll bite. Why don't
you tell Steve here how you did it?
730
00:35:14,427 --> 00:35:15,602
Okay.
731
00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:18,113
First I emailed Rick officially
732
00:35:18,190 --> 00:35:21,108
from a bogus Malevax support address
733
00:35:21,118 --> 00:35:23,911
asking him to update
his firmware. This link
734
00:35:23,987 --> 00:35:26,580
had a Trojan horse
that installed a backdoor
735
00:35:26,657 --> 00:35:30,033
into the car's telematic control
unit giving me access to the VPN.
736
00:35:30,044 --> 00:35:33,036
How did you overwrite the shadow files?
737
00:35:33,113 --> 00:35:35,402
I cracked 'em, downloaded firmware,
738
00:35:35,403 --> 00:35:38,583
then Nmap'd the script so I
could view the cipher text
739
00:35:38,660 --> 00:35:40,260
with a verbose switch.
740
00:35:41,163 --> 00:35:44,004
That's one way to do it.
741
00:35:45,292 --> 00:35:48,310
I've spent all year studying
Emily's coding textbooks,
742
00:35:48,387 --> 00:35:50,747
just so that I could get back
at Rick for what he did to us.
743
00:35:53,109 --> 00:35:56,693
I'll write it all down for you, just
let me talk to my daughter, will you?
744
00:36:01,016 --> 00:36:02,282
[sighs]
745
00:36:21,086 --> 00:36:22,586
[Liv] So, if you're serious...
746
00:36:22,662 --> 00:36:24,638
[Martin] I'm absolutely serious.
747
00:36:26,058 --> 00:36:28,263
This one specializes
in long term addiction.
748
00:36:28,264 --> 00:36:31,136
Uh, this one pairs patients
with the right therapist,
749
00:36:31,213 --> 00:36:33,381
they don't just send
everybody to the same guy.
750
00:36:33,849 --> 00:36:35,732
Can't believe you're doing this for me.
751
00:36:36,676 --> 00:36:38,360
[sighs] Against my better judgment.
752
00:36:40,388 --> 00:36:41,955
You're a good person, Liv.
753
00:36:42,274 --> 00:36:43,949
Good people can't help themselves.
754
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,487
[air hissing]
755
00:36:49,564 --> 00:36:51,690
Okay, General, you're all set.
756
00:36:53,619 --> 00:36:55,653
Hope you had a productive summit.
757
00:36:56,788 --> 00:36:57,921
[door opens]
758
00:37:00,292 --> 00:37:01,717
Senator Hoover?
759
00:37:04,371 --> 00:37:06,430
So, go ahead and roll
your sleeve up for me.
760
00:37:16,814 --> 00:37:18,606
[grunts] The hell?
761
00:37:18,777 --> 00:37:21,153
You've just been scratched
and turned zombie.
762
00:37:21,230 --> 00:37:25,315
Please remain calm,
this kit contains hair dye,
763
00:37:25,392 --> 00:37:28,368
self-tanner and brains to last
till you arrive in D.C.
764
00:37:30,781 --> 00:37:33,749
If you wanna survive and you
want this to stay secret,
765
00:37:33,825 --> 00:37:35,331
you will cooperate.
766
00:37:36,086 --> 00:37:37,961
Await further instructions.
767
00:37:38,947 --> 00:37:40,339
You work for us now.
768
00:37:41,833 --> 00:37:43,513
Welcome back to the United
States, Senator.
769
00:37:56,451 --> 00:37:58,215
_
770
00:37:58,967 --> 00:38:00,350
[Don E] Hey, yo.
771
00:38:00,427 --> 00:38:01,652
[dance music playing]
772
00:38:02,512 --> 00:38:04,437
- It's your turn.
- Sorry?
773
00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:05,781
Put something on the jukebox.
774
00:38:05,857 --> 00:38:07,074
I'll make fun of your song.
775
00:38:08,452 --> 00:38:09,734
Kind of busy.
776
00:38:09,811 --> 00:38:11,828
Whoa, when did it get so cold in here?
777
00:38:12,981 --> 00:38:14,674
It's an automatic thermostat.
778
00:38:15,066 --> 00:38:17,909
I mean, I kind of thought we
had a fun little moment earlier.
779
00:38:17,986 --> 00:38:20,671
Just, you know, got a bar to run.
780
00:38:21,465 --> 00:38:23,507
Ah, got it, okay.
781
00:38:24,451 --> 00:38:25,717
Have a nice life.
782
00:38:26,878 --> 00:38:28,971
All right, uh... [laughs]
783
00:38:30,215 --> 00:38:33,133
Uh, couple of weeks
ago, this match maker
784
00:38:33,143 --> 00:38:35,842
told me that she knew a girl
who would be perfect for me.
785
00:38:36,381 --> 00:38:38,178
And before I could get
any more details,
786
00:38:38,179 --> 00:38:40,148
- she was murdered...
- The girl?
787
00:38:40,225 --> 00:38:41,672
No, the match maker.
788
00:38:42,227 --> 00:38:45,812
And so I thought,
maybe you were that girl.
789
00:38:45,823 --> 00:38:49,075
I mean, you got the skull tattoo,
790
00:38:49,086 --> 00:38:50,719
- but, you know...
- What?
791
00:38:52,686 --> 00:38:54,570
You're gonna die like any second
792
00:38:54,647 --> 00:38:56,807
- and you know, I can't...
- Dude, we're all gonna die.
793
00:38:57,525 --> 00:38:59,025
Just means I got to get
through my bucket list
794
00:38:59,026 --> 00:39:00,137
faster than you.
795
00:39:00,301 --> 00:39:03,086
But isn't the point to
rock out till we clock out?
796
00:39:04,449 --> 00:39:06,395
I guess when you put it like that.
797
00:39:07,252 --> 00:39:09,303
So what's like
on this bucket list thing?
798
00:39:10,372 --> 00:39:12,193
Well, for starters,
799
00:39:12,916 --> 00:39:14,683
I've always wanted
to be in a bar fight.
800
00:39:16,044 --> 00:39:17,060
I...
801
00:39:22,434 --> 00:39:24,693
- [music stops]
- [rock music playing]
802
00:39:24,770 --> 00:39:27,612
My song is perfect for the occasion.
803
00:39:30,558 --> 00:39:32,025
[men grunting]
804
00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:33,785
You... [grunts]
805
00:39:33,862 --> 00:39:35,078
It's happening!
806
00:39:36,064 --> 00:39:37,655
Most definitely.
807
00:39:37,732 --> 00:39:39,726
Are you sure we should do this?
808
00:39:40,527 --> 00:39:43,896
- We can get hurt.
- What the hell.
809
00:39:44,739 --> 00:39:46,840
- [rock music playing]
- [all clamoring]
810
00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:52,629
[Ravi exhales]
811
00:39:52,705 --> 00:39:55,025
Are you and Major in for dinner
with me and Peyton tonight?
812
00:39:55,300 --> 00:39:57,434
I can't tonight, I'm seeing my dad.
813
00:39:58,711 --> 00:40:01,012
- Really?
- I know.
814
00:40:01,089 --> 00:40:02,604
Probably a dumb idea,
815
00:40:02,605 --> 00:40:05,024
but when has that
ever stopped me before.
816
00:40:05,026 --> 00:40:06,235
Congratulations.
817
00:40:06,311 --> 00:40:07,694
- Suck it, loser.
- In your face.
818
00:40:09,848 --> 00:40:11,281
You tied.
819
00:40:13,652 --> 00:40:14,910
Maybe you can split it.
820
00:40:18,523 --> 00:40:19,531
[inhales]
821
00:40:19,607 --> 00:40:20,999
[claps hands]
822
00:40:21,076 --> 00:40:22,918
- But...
- [footsteps recede]
823
00:40:24,446 --> 00:40:26,913
You know, I don't really
care much for biking anyway.
824
00:40:26,974 --> 00:40:28,691
I don't have room for it, you take it.
825
00:40:32,671 --> 00:40:34,379
[reporter] Liv Mooreunderstood the stakes
826
00:40:34,456 --> 00:40:36,214
when she took over Seattle's largest
827
00:40:36,291 --> 00:40:38,007
human smuggling organization.
828
00:40:38,084 --> 00:40:40,307
She was there when her
predecessor was executed.
829
00:40:41,087 --> 00:40:42,720
She resuscitated the organization
830
00:40:42,797 --> 00:40:44,940
when others believed
Fillmore Graves's attempt
831
00:40:45,016 --> 00:40:47,275
at intimidation had succeeded.
832
00:40:47,635 --> 00:40:49,277
[door opens]
833
00:40:49,354 --> 00:40:51,071
[TV chatter continues]
834
00:40:55,768 --> 00:40:57,613
[Enzo clears throat]
835
00:40:58,530 --> 00:41:02,653
You will be pleased to know
Riley's mission was a success.
836
00:41:02,984 --> 00:41:06,988
She got Spud out of the
city to scratch the doctor
837
00:41:06,989 --> 00:41:08,605
at the VA Hospital,
838
00:41:08,966 --> 00:41:12,968
and selected delegates
have now been turned zombie.
839
00:41:14,370 --> 00:41:15,512
Good.
840
00:41:16,381 --> 00:41:17,646
Good.
841
00:41:18,216 --> 00:41:24,971
Be careful with that one, sir,
she has a tendency to stick her nose
842
00:41:24,982 --> 00:41:28,191
- where it does not belong.
- A real pain in the ass.
843
00:41:29,629 --> 00:41:30,710
I've heard.
844
00:41:30,724 --> 00:41:34,322
[Enzo] I would hate for a
conflict of interest to arise.
845
00:41:34,974 --> 00:41:36,283
Don't worry.
846
00:41:40,238 --> 00:41:41,663
I know what I'm doing.
847
00:41:47,746 --> 00:41:49,713
[closing theme music playing]
848
00:41:49,714 --> 00:41:51,999
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