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Morning.
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What you drinkin'?
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Coffee. I like it when I smoke.
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Yeah, so do I. So does
everyone. That's why I made it.
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Oh. Cool. Thank you.
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I don't want a "thank
you." I want my coffee.
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- Then make some more.
- There is
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no more, or I would. I left for, like,
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two seconds to grab a cigarette.
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You shouldn't have left
it unattended, then.
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Okay. Well, good advice.
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Ooh.
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It's a little hot, isn't it?
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Good hot. It's just the way I like it.
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I'll get it.
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Oh, Liz!
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To what do we owe this pleasure?
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I caught him in my bushes
videotaping me in my shower!
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Gross.
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Not you. Just... gross.
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Omicron made me do it.
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Come on.
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Who is Omicron?
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It's... come here. It's
his imaginary friend.
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Can you cut him some slack?
He's going through a thing.
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Frankly, I don't care.
Ever since you showed up,
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- this whole family's been nothing
but trouble for me. - Okay.
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- Keep him off my property,
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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- or I'm calling the police. - Oh, yeah.
Totally. Okay, thank you so much.
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Hey, buddy, you've been hanging out
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an awful lot with Omicron...
Wouldn't you rather hang
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with some real people?
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Omicron is real... He's from Jupiter
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and he talks like a robot.
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And we're fixing up the
tree house in the woods.
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Yeah, no, totally...
he's real, and I get that.
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- Yeah. - But here's the
thing, if you need something,
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just come to me...
Don't go to a neighbor
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and ask for stuff, okay? Deal?
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- Deal.
- Cool.
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Now, come on, give me a hug.
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Then get out of here, okay? See ya.
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Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
Whoa. Get back here.
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Turn around.
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Ben! What?
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Ben...
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since when do you smoke?
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They're not for me, they're for Omicron.
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All right, you know what?
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I tried to be real cool
about this Omicron character,
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but clearly he's a bad influence.
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Get up to your room.
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I hate you! I hate you both!
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Wow!
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- What has gotten into that kid?
- I have no idea.
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- You two disgust me.
- We said we were sorry.
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No, I'm sorry...
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for thinking I can
count on you degenerates.
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All right, we get it.
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Do ya? I don't think you do. I think
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your brain's too clogged up
with smoke to "get" anything.
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You're the reason Ben is out in the
woods all day just talking to himself.
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He's got an imaginary
friend. It's not a big deal.
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I had one when I was his age.
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Yeah. And look how you turned out.
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Freakin' chimney with a blonde wig.
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Maybe he should see a psychiatrist.
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Absolutely not.
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Pembertons do not talk to psychiatrists.
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What he needs is a positive role
model... that's where I come in.
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Oh, God.
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Pathetic.
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Hmm.
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He's right.
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You should be ashamed.
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Yeah, I'm ashamed as hell, okay?
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- Kid's obviously got some issues.
- Yeah, it's probably our fault
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he made up Omicron in the first place.
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I'm kind of getting anxious
just thinking about it.
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- Think I need a cigarette. Yeah.
- Should probably have a cigarette.
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Wha...? I can't believe you two.
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What kind of example are
you setting for Benito?
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Back off, Alba. You don't get it.
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Don't I?
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Is that a nicotine patch?
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Alba, you smoked?
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Yes, Alba smoked!
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Since I was four years old.
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In Guatemala they would just hand
them to the children like candy.
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Oh, you are just full of surprises.
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And now I hide the patches
in my first aid kit in my room
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because I am embarrassed.
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Maybe we should try it.
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Right? I mean, it worked for
her, it could work for us.
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- Yeah, we got to do something.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, maybe you go get one now.
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Okay.
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We were just kids.
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Hey, Ben, can we come in?
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Hey, buddy.
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Listen, we...
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feel like we came down on
you pretty hard earlier,
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and we are very sorry about that.
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Yeah, we haven't been setting
the best example for you, but...
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starting today that's
all gonna change, okay?
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- 'Cause we're getting healthy.
- We're getting healthy,
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and you know what we're gonna do first?
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Quit smoking cigarettes.
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Because they're
disgusting, and they cause
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all kinds of nasty side effects.
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Like what?
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- Like asthma.
- Mm-hmm.
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And bad breath, yellow teeth,
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- gross skin...
- D...
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Did you just point to me for gross skin?
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You don't have great skin.
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Wha... All right.
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It doesn't matter.
That's all surface stuff,
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and everybody knows that
it's what's on the inside
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that matters the most.
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Let me ask you this
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important question: when you grow up,
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you want to turn into
a moody little bitch?
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No.
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No!
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Nobody does, 'cause
it's awful to be around.
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- So never smoke, got it?
- Got it.
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- Okay. Good.
- Does this mean
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I can still be friends with Omicron?
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Sure.
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Yeah. Just... stay out of trouble, okay?
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Okay.
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Maybe wash your hands and face.
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Yeah. Take a shower.
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I think he got it, right?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I think he got it.
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Honestly, I got it.
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Cigarettes are nasty.
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I've been looking for a reason to quit.
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Me, too.
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- I feel healthier already.
- Yeah.
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- Me, too.
- Yeah.
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- Good night.
- Good night.
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Busted! Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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Addict!
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- You are so weak.
- You're one to talk.
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Me? No! This?
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That's nothing. That's,
like, there was one left.
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I didn't want it just hanging out
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- Sure.
- on my dresser, mocking me.
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"Sure."
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Wha...? Did you...
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- did you open a new pack?
- I'm responsibly
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weaning myself off. Nah,
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you are so full of crap.
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- So are you.
- But guess what, this is my last one.
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I just wanted one more to remind
me how gross cigarettes are,
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and then I am done.
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Yeah. I'm done, 'cause they're gross.
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- Totally.
- Done.
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So, they only come through
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Rhode Island, like, once
every ten years, so everybody's
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super revved up for this show.
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I scalp tickets in the parking lot,
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and, like, ten minutes
before they go onstage,
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I down an entire bottle of cat morphine.
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Wait, what the hell is that?
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It's morphine for cats.
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- Right. Stupid question.
- Yeah. Right.
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- Yeah.
- So was the show awesome?
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Literally no idea. I came
to, like, four days later
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in a mental institution
getting my hair braided
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by a woman who thought she
was Lou Diamond Phillips.
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You are nothing like my mom.
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Oh, yeah? Where do you
think I got the cat morphine?
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Give me another one.
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- Ah.
- That's it?
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- Party's over.
- All right, well, give me yours.
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No way. You shouldn't have
sucked yours down so fast.
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Well, I was in the middle
of a very exciting story.
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Wha... You know what? Okay.
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Fine, that's cool.
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- We're nonsmokers now.
- Yeah. We're done.
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That's what we wanted.
We got what we wanted.
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It's too bad, 'cause that was fun.
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- It was little fun. We, uh, became
- Yeah.
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- smoking buddies just in time to stop.
- Right.
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- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Yeah.
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Doesn't get much better than this...
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Quality time with your big bro.
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Lungs filled with fresh air.
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I should get back to Omicron soon.
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Mm, actually, I spoke with Omicron.
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He said you should
hang out with me today.
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That's weird. Omicron hates you.
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He hates me? What'd I do?
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Mm, he just thinks you look
stupid and you stink and stuff.
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Yeah? How 'bout you tell
Omicron to say that to my face
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so I can slap his bitch
ass right back to the woods.
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You can try, but he's
way bigger than you.
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Why don't we shut up
about Omicron, okay?
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Today is about soaking
up all my knowledge.
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- Got any questions?
- Mm,
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what are smells made out of?
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Get on the bike.
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All right, now, just keep
these handlebars straight
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and just keep pedaling
once I let you go, okay?
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All right. Now, just keep
your feet on the pedals.
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All right? Hey, you're doing fine.
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You're doing great.
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Whoa, no, no, no!
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Slow down! Slow down!
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Oh! Oh, no!
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Oh, no! Oh, I think I killed him!
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Aah! I killed him! Oh, no!
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Anybody!
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Anybody! Help!
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Keep up!
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Get off my back! I didn't berate you
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when you barfed all over the sidewalk.
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- Yes, you did.
- Yeah, I did.
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What's this?
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Huh?
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What's going on here?
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Hey. Excuse me, gentlemen.
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What's happening?
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Guesthouse caught fire last night.
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- Oh.
- Uh...
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You don't think that we...
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No, yeah, I do think that we.
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We flicked, like, 20
butts over the fence.
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Let's go.
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Hey!
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Mackenzie!
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Just the person I wanted to see.
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Hey, what's up, Liz? What's going on?
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I'll tell you what's going on.
That sociopath nephew of yours
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just burned down my guesthouse.
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What? That is so stupid.
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Is it? The little maniac clearly has
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some perverted obsession with me.
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Oh, do not flatter yourself.
All that stuff was for Omicron.
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Yeah, come on, he's a kid.
He doesn't smoke cigarettes.
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How'd you know it was a cigarette?
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- I-I didn't know, but I guessed.
- Hey, good-good guess on the cigarettes.
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- I did guess it.
- Good guess.
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It's a good guess. I would've
guessed the same thing.
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Yeah, if I said
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- "fire," she would think...
- Smokey the Bear!
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- And then I would think cigarettes.
- Second...
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- Second, she'd think "cigarette."
- It's just that they...
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- The-the three go together.
- Okay,
254
00:09:10,266 --> 00:09:11,219
- okay, okay!
- Yeah.
255
00:09:11,221 --> 00:09:13,042
I am done playing games with you people.
256
00:09:13,044 --> 00:09:16,338
That little creep is
going down for this.
257
00:09:16,340 --> 00:09:18,194
- I just tried...
- You stop it.
258
00:09:18,196 --> 00:09:19,922
Not now. Let's go.
259
00:09:19,924 --> 00:09:21,842
You took some tumble today.
260
00:09:21,844 --> 00:09:24,210
You used up every bandage
in Alba's first aid kit.
261
00:09:24,212 --> 00:09:26,258
I feel better already.
262
00:09:26,260 --> 00:09:29,138
Don't worry. Chicks dig scars.
263
00:09:29,140 --> 00:09:31,650
All right.
264
00:09:31,674 --> 00:09:33,976
I'm not the one who screamed
"cigarettes" to the entire neighborhood.
265
00:09:33,978 --> 00:09:35,576
I know, but I'm a little
scatterbrained, okay?
266
00:09:35,577 --> 00:09:37,048
I haven't gone this long
without a smoke in years.
267
00:09:37,071 --> 00:09:37,623
Yeah, I get it,
268
00:09:37,625 --> 00:09:39,431
but now your little
brother is the prime suspect
269
00:09:39,432 --> 00:09:40,851
in an arson investigation. So you can
270
00:09:40,875 --> 00:09:41,834
- work...
- I... Yeah.
271
00:09:41,857 --> 00:09:44,777
Miss Mickey? A man from the fire
department is here to see you.
272
00:09:45,733 --> 00:09:47,811
Hmm.
273
00:09:49,317 --> 00:09:51,922
Mm-hmm.
274
00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:54,354
Good afternoon!
275
00:09:54,356 --> 00:09:56,708
- Hello. I'm Lieutenant Shields.
- Hi.
276
00:09:56,709 --> 00:09:59,012
I'm sorry to bother you,
but I was hoping to speak
277
00:09:59,014 --> 00:10:01,284
to your nephew about the fire next door.
278
00:10:01,285 --> 00:10:03,363
Okay, you know what, this is so absurd.
279
00:10:03,365 --> 00:10:05,603
That woman has been
irritated with my family
280
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,558
since she got Tasered in my foyer.
281
00:10:07,582 --> 00:10:09,267
I just need to ask the
boy a few questions,
282
00:10:09,291 --> 00:10:10,452
and I'll be out of your hair.
283
00:10:12,965 --> 00:10:15,459
Uh, yeah.
284
00:10:15,461 --> 00:10:17,187
I mean, yeah, of course.
285
00:10:17,189 --> 00:10:19,059
We are happy to help.
286
00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:23,043
Knock, knock. Anybody home?
287
00:10:23,045 --> 00:10:24,707
Ben?
288
00:10:27,397 --> 00:10:29,012
Ben?
289
00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:35,427
What the hell happened
to your face, buddy?
290
00:10:35,429 --> 00:10:37,379
I fell off my bike.
291
00:10:37,381 --> 00:10:38,196
Are you okay?
292
00:10:39,458 --> 00:10:40,223
Does it hurt?
293
00:10:42,005 --> 00:10:44,291
Well, that's normal. You
know, normal kid stuff.
294
00:10:44,293 --> 00:10:46,211
Bikes and scrapes and stuff.
295
00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:49,091
Uh, this guy wants to
ask you a few questions.
296
00:10:49,093 --> 00:10:50,244
Is that okay?
297
00:10:50,245 --> 00:10:51,651
- Yeah.
- Okay.
298
00:10:51,653 --> 00:10:53,827
Hello, Ben. My name
is Lieutenant Shields.
299
00:10:53,829 --> 00:10:55,491
I'm a fire investigator.
300
00:10:55,493 --> 00:10:58,307
Cool! I love fire.
301
00:10:58,309 --> 00:11:00,867
Well, all right, I mean,
who doesn't, you know?
302
00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:03,395
'Cause fire's... He's
right... it's cool.
303
00:11:03,397 --> 00:11:05,955
You know? I mean, you dedicated
your life to it, you know?
304
00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,323
For all we know, you're the
one who torched the guesthouse.
305
00:11:08,325 --> 00:11:09,987
- Excuse me?
- Right?
306
00:11:09,989 --> 00:11:12,163
I'm just saying, have you
seen Backdraft? He did it.
307
00:11:12,165 --> 00:11:13,283
Who's "he"?
308
00:11:13,285 --> 00:11:15,043
One of the Baldwin brothers.
309
00:11:15,045 --> 00:11:17,283
Right? Wasn't it? It
wasn't the good one.
310
00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:19,652
It also wasn't the bad one.
Again, it's tough to say.
311
00:11:19,653 --> 00:11:21,091
They all have the same kind of...
312
00:11:21,093 --> 00:11:22,467
I don't know. It-It's been a while
313
00:11:22,469 --> 00:11:25,027
since I've seen the movie.
Just a-ask the questions.
314
00:11:25,029 --> 00:11:27,171
Ben, what did you do last night?
315
00:11:27,173 --> 00:11:29,891
I was supposed to see Omicron,
316
00:11:29,893 --> 00:11:32,323
but that neighbor lady ruined it.
317
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,243
And who's Omicron?
318
00:11:34,245 --> 00:11:35,843
Well, that's his imaginary friend.
319
00:11:35,845 --> 00:11:37,603
You know, totally normal, healthy,
320
00:11:37,605 --> 00:11:39,043
sane. You know.
321
00:11:39,045 --> 00:11:42,371
Uh-huh. Can I talk to Omicron?
322
00:11:42,373 --> 00:11:44,643
I doubt it. He doesn't like people.
323
00:11:44,645 --> 00:11:47,395
Yeah, he doesn't like
people. Uh, me neither.
324
00:11:47,397 --> 00:11:49,475
What does he think of your neighbor?
325
00:11:49,477 --> 00:11:51,555
Let's just say he's not gonna be happy
326
00:11:51,557 --> 00:11:53,667
when he finds out she got me in trouble.
327
00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:56,867
He'll be like...:
"I'll tear the heart out
328
00:11:56,869 --> 00:11:58,019
of that woman
329
00:11:58,021 --> 00:12:00,755
if she messes with you, Ben."
330
00:12:02,885 --> 00:12:04,259
Kids.
331
00:12:04,261 --> 00:12:05,667
Aren't they... Isn't he cute?
332
00:12:05,669 --> 00:12:07,908
Kids. They just say
stupid stuff sometimes.
333
00:12:07,909 --> 00:12:09,891
It's not a big... Okay. Good job, buddy.
334
00:12:09,893 --> 00:12:12,227
Come on, guy.
335
00:12:12,229 --> 00:12:15,491
That kid. G-Great imagination, right?
336
00:12:15,493 --> 00:12:17,603
He's a... he's a good boy.
337
00:12:17,605 --> 00:12:19,459
Ma'am, I've been at
this job a long time,
338
00:12:19,461 --> 00:12:21,187
and sure as I'm standing here breathing,
339
00:12:21,189 --> 00:12:23,107
that boy burned down her guesthouse.
340
00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:25,091
You have to see that, right?
341
00:12:25,093 --> 00:12:27,203
W... no, of course I don't
see that. Wait, I don...
342
00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:29,123
I-I also don't like
what you're insinuating.
343
00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:30,819
I'm not insinuating anything.
344
00:12:30,821 --> 00:12:32,803
Uh...
345
00:12:32,805 --> 00:12:35,476
Oh, that's not good.
346
00:12:39,274 --> 00:12:41,984
Now they definitely think he
did it. What are we gonna do?
347
00:12:42,008 --> 00:12:43,646
I think we're gonna
have to face the music.
348
00:12:43,670 --> 00:12:44,540
Yeah, you're right.
349
00:12:44,563 --> 00:12:45,169
Or, you know,
350
00:12:45,171 --> 00:12:46,628
- maybe you could do it.
- What?
351
00:12:46,629 --> 00:12:48,240
Well, I just think
it's crazy for all of us
352
00:12:48,263 --> 00:12:49,475
to take the fall for this.
353
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:50,627
Your life is already over.
354
00:12:50,629 --> 00:12:51,843
How the hell is my life over?
355
00:12:51,845 --> 00:12:53,341
I didn't mean it like that. I just mean
356
00:12:53,343 --> 00:12:54,839
it's too late to get it back on track.
357
00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:57,187
Oh, get out of here. I'm a young woman.
358
00:12:57,189 --> 00:12:58,979
I'm in the prime of
my life. You're a baby.
359
00:12:58,981 --> 00:13:00,841
In fact, you should take the
fall. Because you're a minor,
360
00:13:00,843 --> 00:13:03,221
they'll go easy on you. Plus,
it was most likely your cigarette
361
00:13:03,244 --> 00:13:04,323
- that did it.
- Oh, yeah?
362
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,243
- How do you figure that?
- Please, I have seen you
363
00:13:06,266 --> 00:13:08,515
throw away full cherries. I
smoke mine down to the filter.
364
00:13:08,517 --> 00:13:10,420
Like an American.
365
00:13:16,934 --> 00:13:18,884
I've got an idea.
366
00:13:22,133 --> 00:13:26,243
What if... and hear me out...
We let Ben take the fall?
367
00:13:26,245 --> 00:13:27,235
I'm listening.
368
00:13:27,237 --> 00:13:28,580
I mean, we know the kid's innocent,
369
00:13:28,582 --> 00:13:30,423
but we can all agree
something ain't right there.
370
00:13:30,446 --> 00:13:31,651
No, he's a freak, for sure.
371
00:13:31,653 --> 00:13:33,640
And he's certainly not
thriving under our supervision.
372
00:13:33,642 --> 00:13:34,985
He's better off without us, really.
373
00:13:34,986 --> 00:13:36,866
Right. And-and what's the
worst that could happen?
374
00:13:36,889 --> 00:13:39,172
They toss him in a military
academy for a few years?
375
00:13:39,174 --> 00:13:41,603
A little discipline might knock
the weird right out of him.
376
00:13:41,605 --> 00:13:44,099
You know what, he'd probably
come out in great shape, too.
377
00:13:44,101 --> 00:13:46,083
We'd be doing him a huge solid.
378
00:13:46,085 --> 00:13:48,464
It's kind of the kindest thing
we could do for that little boy.
379
00:13:48,466 --> 00:13:50,315
- I knew it!
- Alba, what the hell?!
380
00:13:50,317 --> 00:13:51,555
You are smoking?
381
00:13:51,557 --> 00:13:53,987
What about Benito? Don't
you care about Benito?
382
00:13:53,989 --> 00:13:56,675
Hey. We're smoking because
we care about Benito.
383
00:13:56,677 --> 00:13:58,979
We're trying to solve a
huge-ass problem over here.
384
00:13:58,981 --> 00:14:00,099
What happened to the patch?
385
00:14:00,101 --> 00:14:01,443
- I love the patch.
- Wha...?
386
00:14:01,445 --> 00:14:02,851
This combined with the cigarettes
387
00:14:02,853 --> 00:14:04,035
is a whole new ball game.
388
00:14:04,037 --> 00:14:05,571
Oh, yeah, the patch is rad, Alba.
389
00:14:05,573 --> 00:14:07,683
Guess what I did with mine.
I slapped it under the pits.
390
00:14:07,685 --> 00:14:08,643
- Aw, come on.
- Yeah.
391
00:14:08,645 --> 00:14:10,403
Oh, direct line right
to the bloodstream.
392
00:14:10,405 --> 00:14:11,139
- Smart.
- Yeah.
393
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:13,027
- Shame on both of you.
- Hey.
394
00:14:13,029 --> 00:14:14,627
Hey, shame on you for
shaming all over us
395
00:14:14,629 --> 00:14:15,875
for trying to fix a problem.
396
00:14:15,877 --> 00:14:17,795
Either be part of the
solution or get the hell out.
397
00:14:17,818 --> 00:14:18,947
Yeah, Alba.
398
00:14:18,949 --> 00:14:20,468
What's it gonna be?
399
00:14:25,174 --> 00:14:27,555
Hey. Just the guy I wanted to s...
400
00:14:28,837 --> 00:14:29,939
What you looking for?
401
00:14:31,094 --> 00:14:33,684
Answers.
402
00:14:36,886 --> 00:14:38,788
Well, anyways...
403
00:14:38,789 --> 00:14:41,668
I just wanted to say sorry
about the whole bike thing.
404
00:14:41,669 --> 00:14:44,579
Don't worry, I'll tell
Omicron it was an accident.
405
00:14:44,581 --> 00:14:46,468
It was an accident.
406
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:49,780
I hope he sees it that way.
407
00:14:50,774 --> 00:14:52,836
The point is... I thought the two of us
408
00:14:52,837 --> 00:14:54,787
can, you know, just
chill and watch a movie.
409
00:14:54,789 --> 00:14:57,731
I can't. I got to be in the woods.
410
00:14:57,733 --> 00:14:58,852
What's the hammer for?
411
00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:01,667
To bash stuff.
412
00:15:01,669 --> 00:15:03,652
What kind of stuff?
413
00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:06,019
Anything that gets in our way.
414
00:15:06,021 --> 00:15:07,731
Excuse me.
415
00:15:16,822 --> 00:15:19,203
Well, well, well.
416
00:15:19,205 --> 00:15:21,827
You find yourself in
quite the predicament.
417
00:15:21,829 --> 00:15:25,667
Confess and Ben goes free while
you spend your life in chains,
418
00:15:25,669 --> 00:15:27,747
or stay silent
419
00:15:27,749 --> 00:15:29,955
and betray an innocent boy.
420
00:15:29,957 --> 00:15:32,963
Yeah, we get what's going on...
We just explained it to you.
421
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:35,235
Well, seems there's only one solution.
422
00:15:35,237 --> 00:15:37,604
Un vagabundo.
423
00:15:37,605 --> 00:15:39,203
A... what?
424
00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:40,579
Nomad. A drifter.
425
00:15:40,581 --> 00:15:42,723
A man with no ties to society
426
00:15:42,725 --> 00:15:44,675
who could be easily forgotten.
427
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,147
What are you even talking about?
428
00:15:46,149 --> 00:15:48,963
I do not know.
429
00:15:48,965 --> 00:15:50,595
I feel woozy.
430
00:15:50,597 --> 00:15:54,163
Guys, we got a big prob...
431
00:15:55,189 --> 00:15:56,995
W...
432
00:15:56,997 --> 00:16:00,323
Well, this is just fan-frickin-tastic!
433
00:16:00,325 --> 00:16:02,147
Well, it is not what it looks like.
434
00:16:02,149 --> 00:16:04,099
No. I don't care. Smoke 'em up.
435
00:16:04,101 --> 00:16:06,851
As far as I'm concerned,
you can all get cancer.
436
00:16:06,853 --> 00:16:08,419
- Oh, easy!
- Too hard, Chip.
437
00:16:08,421 --> 00:16:10,819
While you zeroes are in here
getting high on cigarettes,
438
00:16:10,821 --> 00:16:12,835
Ben's losing his freakin' mind!
439
00:16:12,837 --> 00:16:14,499
Okay. All right. Well, I'll talk to him.
440
00:16:14,501 --> 00:16:16,067
- Where is he?
- Take a wild guess.
441
00:16:16,069 --> 00:16:17,565
He's in the woods with freakin' Omicron
442
00:16:17,588 --> 00:16:18,717
doing God knows what.
443
00:16:19,574 --> 00:16:20,611
- I'm done.
- Uh...
444
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:21,827
- I am done with him.
- Okay.
445
00:16:21,829 --> 00:16:23,043
All right.
446
00:16:23,045 --> 00:16:26,324
Yeah, I'm gonna catch up with you.
447
00:16:33,173 --> 00:16:37,588
Hey, Ben, is it cool if we come up?
448
00:16:41,269 --> 00:16:44,419
Ooh, that was very creepy.
449
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:45,364
Ladies first.
450
00:16:49,749 --> 00:16:54,324
Uh... ugh.
451
00:17:02,037 --> 00:17:04,707
Hey, buddy, what you doing?
452
00:17:04,709 --> 00:17:08,099
Just hanging out with Omicron.
453
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:10,467
Yeah, yeah, that's actually
why we came up here.
454
00:17:10,469 --> 00:17:12,004
We wanted to have a little chat with you
455
00:17:12,027 --> 00:17:13,283
about your buddy Omicron.
456
00:17:13,285 --> 00:17:14,531
Who the hell are you?!
457
00:17:28,855 --> 00:17:31,812
Name's Chester Omicron.
458
00:17:31,814 --> 00:17:33,892
Well, hello, Chester.
459
00:17:33,894 --> 00:17:36,180
- He's from Jupiter.
- Oh!
460
00:17:36,182 --> 00:17:37,604
Jupiter, Florida.
461
00:17:39,206 --> 00:17:40,615
- Isn't that Dad's coat?
- Yeah.
462
00:17:40,616 --> 00:17:42,278
That's my coat.
463
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:43,846
Ben gave it to me.
464
00:17:43,848 --> 00:17:46,502
Oh, Omicron, that's Mickey,
465
00:17:46,504 --> 00:17:49,030
Sabrina, oh, and that's my brother Chip
466
00:17:49,032 --> 00:17:51,526
who said all that stuff about you.
467
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:54,790
Uh... Oh, no, no, I would
never, ever say anything...
468
00:17:54,792 --> 00:17:56,582
- You calling him a liar?
- No.
469
00:17:56,584 --> 00:17:58,950
So... Omicron,
470
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:00,582
what brings you to Greenwich?
471
00:18:00,584 --> 00:18:02,310
I came here to die.
472
00:18:02,312 --> 00:18:03,462
- Mm!
- Oh.
473
00:18:03,464 --> 00:18:04,614
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
474
00:18:04,616 --> 00:18:05,990
Right.
475
00:18:05,992 --> 00:18:07,526
So... sorry about that.
476
00:18:07,528 --> 00:18:09,607
I got diagnosed with...
477
00:18:09,609 --> 00:18:11,622
lung cancer a few months back
478
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:14,691
and wandered into the woods to...
479
00:18:15,757 --> 00:18:17,291
smoke myself to death.
480
00:18:17,293 --> 00:18:18,891
Mm. Um... Well...
481
00:18:18,893 --> 00:18:21,961
And that's when I found him.
482
00:18:22,590 --> 00:18:24,011
This little guy's the best.
483
00:18:24,013 --> 00:18:25,771
Yeah, he sure is, yeah.
484
00:18:25,773 --> 00:18:26,987
Is he?!
485
00:18:26,989 --> 00:18:30,283
It seems to me you neglect
the hell out of him.
486
00:18:30,307 --> 00:18:31,789
I taught him how to ride a bike.
487
00:18:31,791 --> 00:18:33,480
You nearly killed him!
488
00:18:33,482 --> 00:18:34,919
For God's sakes,
489
00:18:34,921 --> 00:18:37,395
the kids covered in nicotine patches.
490
00:18:39,066 --> 00:18:40,120
- Oh.
- Oh!
491
00:18:40,122 --> 00:18:41,096
Uh... Chip?
492
00:18:41,098 --> 00:18:42,824
Mm, my-my bad.
493
00:18:42,826 --> 00:18:45,096
Okay, well, that explains
a lot of the behavior.
494
00:18:45,098 --> 00:18:47,176
I don't know where he'd be without me.
495
00:18:47,178 --> 00:18:49,576
I taught him long division,
496
00:18:49,577 --> 00:18:50,856
how to tell time,
497
00:18:50,858 --> 00:18:52,376
and to whistle.
498
00:18:52,378 --> 00:18:54,216
Show 'em.
499
00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:57,721
We're still working on that.
500
00:18:58,654 --> 00:19:00,392
This guy saved my life.
501
00:19:08,762 --> 00:19:10,568
He taught me how to love again.
502
00:19:10,570 --> 00:19:11,816
Oh.
503
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,736
I'd do anything to repay him.
504
00:19:13,738 --> 00:19:17,208
Oh, yeah?
505
00:19:19,322 --> 00:19:21,672
Anything?
506
00:19:24,778 --> 00:19:27,111
Well, uh, this is a
mighty nice sacrifice
507
00:19:27,113 --> 00:19:29,352
you're making for our
family, Mr. Omicron.
508
00:19:29,354 --> 00:19:31,642
I'm doing it for Ben.
509
00:19:32,410 --> 00:19:34,056
Not you.
510
00:19:34,058 --> 00:19:35,976
Yeah.
511
00:19:35,978 --> 00:19:37,671
Yeah, well, nevertheless,
we appreciate it.
512
00:19:37,673 --> 00:19:39,943
If I hear this kid's smoking,
513
00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:42,216
I'll come back...
514
00:19:42,218 --> 00:19:44,136
- and I'll kill you.
- Oh.
515
00:19:44,138 --> 00:19:45,192
- Yep, got it.
- Got it.
516
00:19:45,194 --> 00:19:48,936
And, Ben, I want you to have something.
517
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,312
If you ever need to talk to me,
518
00:19:50,313 --> 00:19:54,888
just use this and I'll be there.
519
00:19:54,890 --> 00:19:56,312
Oh, well... oh.
520
00:19:56,314 --> 00:19:59,080
Mm.
521
00:19:59,082 --> 00:20:00,544
Bye, Omicron.
522
00:20:22,858 --> 00:20:24,424
- Oh.
- Ugh.
523
00:20:27,466 --> 00:20:29,384
You folks...
524
00:20:29,386 --> 00:20:31,687
take care...
525
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,592
of yourselves.
526
00:20:37,914 --> 00:20:39,880
Yeah, that's right.
527
00:20:39,881 --> 00:20:41,688
Keep walking, bitch.
528
00:20:48,088 --> 00:20:50,778
Okay, let's, uh, buckle
up and hit the road.
529
00:20:50,802 --> 00:20:51,776
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
530
00:20:52,036 --> 00:20:59,229
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