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DR. FRENKEL: Well, it
doesn't take a genius to see
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Ben's veered off the food pyramid.
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Mind telling us what
you've been swallowing?
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Not a whole lot... a
tack, a pencil sharpener,
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you got cabinet knobs,
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some matches, Alba's mood ring.
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Okay, enough with the guessing game,
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I'm freaking out over here.
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Can you just tell me how bad it is?
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Ben, can you go play
in the waiting area,
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so I can have a word with your aunt?
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- Okay.
- Thanks.
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It'll just be a minute, sweetie.
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(door opens, then closes)
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Physically, Ben's fine.
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The kid's got an iron stomach
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so as long as he passes the objects
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- there should be no problem.
- Really?
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Oh, that's great.
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This is awesome news, thank you.
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I wouldn't say it's awesome.
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This is more telling of
a psychological issue.
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Has Ben been undergone
any recent trauma?
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I mean, barring his
parents getting arrested
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and fleeing the country
without saying good-bye,
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I... nothing comes to mind.
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I see he burnt his taste buds off.
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Right, yeah, that.
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Forgot about that one. That happened.
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Listen, I get you're new to
this whole parenting thing,
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but do you think you're up to the task?
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Yeah, totally. It's just...
It's been a little bit
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of an adjustment period, but I
can-I can do this, I got this.
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I got it, right?
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It's not all bad... I see
he had a birthday last week.
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You guys do anything fun?
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Mm-hmm.
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Where are my keys?
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Just had them.
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Oh, come on!
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(sighs) All right.
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(grunts)
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(car alarm chirps)
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Get in.
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(man speaks indistinctly on TV)
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MAN: ...got his residence.
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WOMAN: What are you gonna
do when you find him?
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- Hey!
- What the hell?
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Oh, I'm sorry, were you watching that?
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Is that why you were
too busy to remember
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your little brothers' birthday?
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Oh, yikes.
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- Oh...
- Ay bendito.
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I mean, at least I'm new around
here, you're his siblings.
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Hey, don't put this on us,
okay? That was Mom's job.
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So was paying taxes.
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She wasn't doing a real bang-up job
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of that either. Seriously, though,
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do you guys ever think
about anybody but yourselves?
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JIMMY: She's right.
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You really dropped the ball on this one.
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I'm sorry, who is this derelict
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and why is he still here?
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Yeah, time to go home, dude.
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Hey! Back off.
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Jimmy's my guy and I say he stays.
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Oh yeah? He's your boyfriend?
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- Yeah.
- No, he is my guy.
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We don't do labels.
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But I'm-I'm am not opposed to a label.
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Shut up, Jimmy. You guys suck.
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We never forgot little Ben's
birthday before you showed up.
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SABRINA: Yeah, you're
the one who's always
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babbling on about how you're the boss.
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I am the boss.
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Well, then act like one.
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Fine.
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I will fix this myself.
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Yeah, take a mulligan.
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You tell him it's his
birthday this weekend,
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he's not gonna know the difference.
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See?
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There we go, Jimmy, that's my guy.
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- Thank you.
- All right, what'd
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you guys do for birthdays
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around here when you were his age?
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Uh, well, I flew 15 of my
closest friends to Paris
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for Fashion Week.
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I took batting practice
at Yankee Stadium.
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Gross.
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♪ ♪
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Hey, buddy.
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What you doing?
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Uh, he seems to be staring at a wall.
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(quietly): Yeah.
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Oh, no, hey, hey, hey.
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Hock it up, come on.
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- Ugh! See what we're dealing with?
- JIMMY: Yeah.
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Hey, Ben, buddy,
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we got a surprise for you, okay?
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- It's your birthday! Ah!
- Oh!
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- Really?
- SABRINA: Yeah.
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How old am I turning?
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Come on... what? No, that's
on him, he's got to know that.
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MICKEY: Well,
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Ni... nine?
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No. Ten...
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Let's go with seven.
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(chuckles) Seven, you silly goose.
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SABRINA: Yeah! Congratulations!
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So, what do you want at
your party this weekend?
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Will Mommy and Daddy be there?
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Oh, gosh, uh, no, uh, misunderstanding.
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I was thinking more along the lines
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of, like, a theme.
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Oh. How about a Mommy and Daddy theme?
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Uh, buddy, I just want to know
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what kind of stuff you like.
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Uh, lots of stuff.
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- Mice,
- Uh-huh.
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my Mini Pony dolls,
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syrup,
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the Iraq War,
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getting rolled up in the carpet
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like a taquito.
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- Yeah!
- (chuckles)
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I mean, who doesn't?
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This kid.
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Thank you.
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That gives us a real
good jumping-off point,
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- buddy, right?
- JIMMY: Yeah.
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- Get ready for the best party ever.
- Whoo!
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(softly): Yeah. Let's go.
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♪ ♪
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Let's do that kid a favor
and not do any of that stuff.
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Why don't we just stick with
what's worked millions of years,
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cake, clowns, balloons?
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Yeah, if it's not
broke, you don't fix it.
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Oh, what's the name of the clown
that everyone got growing up?
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- Sully?
- Yeah.
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Sully the Clown!
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That guy's the best.
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What, a clown? Sounds pretty lame.
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No, not this guy.
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He's like the Mick Jagger of clowns.
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We find somebody half as good
as Sully, we are in business.
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- MICKEY: One more time.
- ALMA: One, two, three, hit it!
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- (rapping): ♪ Ha-ppy birth-day ♪
- (Alma hums along)
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♪ Gonna blow out all the
candles on your birthday ♪
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♪ And we wish we knew
the age of your birthday ♪
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BOTH: ♪'Cause people should
know the kids' birthday! ♪
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- Wika-ow!
- I like what you're adding at the end.
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- I-I like it. I think it's good.
- It really puts a nice spin on it.
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- It's nice. - You know what?
We're gonna shove this party
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- on their stupid faces
- Ugh. Oh.
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- What the hell is this?
- (kids screaming and laughing)
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What are all those balloons?
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There's so many.
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(gasps) Oh... no, no.
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Oh!
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(carnival music playing)
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(kids laughing, chattering)
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(cake thuds)
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Well, no one's gonna miss that.
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SABRINA: Hey, so glad you could make it.
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What the hell is this?
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Well, we decided we couldn't let
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Ben's name be on the
marquee of your crap fest,
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so we stepped up and threw
him the party he deserves.
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I thought we agreed I'm the boss.
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No, if you saw my silence
as agreeing with you,
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that's on you.
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Well, what happened to keeping it basic?
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We did. We basically
threw the best party ever.
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Too bad Ben couldn't
care less about it.
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- What?
- Hmm?
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SABRINA: Come on, he's surrounded
by ten grand in gourmet candy,
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and he's eating crayons?
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Yeah, well, don't take it personally,
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his heart just isn't for sale.
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JIMMY: Ho!
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- Whoo! Sully in the house!
- MICKEY: What?
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- Who the hell is this guy?
- What do you mean? It's Sully
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Sully, who?
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- The Sully?
- Yeah.
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I looked him up.
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But, Jimmy, I told you to get
somebody like Sully.
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No, I know, I heard you
and I did you one better.
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Got the real McCoy.
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MICKEY: Yeah, but this
guy looks like hell.
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- Oh, you should've seen
him an hour ago. - Ugh.
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JIMMY: I gave him some
coffee, he perked right up.
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Your guy really came through, huh?
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CHIP: This is the clown
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you were so excited about?
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The name's Sully the Spectacular.
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Yeah, spectacularly stupid.
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JIMMY: Hey!
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You're in the presence of greatness.
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It's cool.
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I get it.
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I'm an unproven entity.
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Let's see now...
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(all yell in astonishment)
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- Oh...
- Oh!
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Did you just rip a bird out of the sky?
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Yeah, he did, impressed now?
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Yeah, I mean obviously my... (stammers)
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That's the dopest thing I've ever seen!
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Is that even a trick?
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Yeah, I doubt the
bird liked it. (scoffs)
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What bird?
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- Ooh!
- (Chip gasps)
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(laughing)
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- (Mickey laughs)
- Wow!
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Yes! Yeah!
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- Yeah!
- CHIP: What?
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Wha... what?
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Wow, is that clown for me?!
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MICKEY: You better believe it, buddy.
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Go round up the troops and
meet me in the living room
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if you want to have your
minds blown out of your butts
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- by Sully the Spectacular.
- Cool.
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Hey, everyone!
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Come inside if you want
to have your butts blown
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by a freaking clown!
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(kids cheering)
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Yeah.
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All right,
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I don't get my hands
on a slice of cake...
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Whoa, cake's for closers, Sully, okay?
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You razzle-dazzle them
and then we'll talk.
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Looks like my little crap
fest is right up Ben's alley.
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Hope you guys didn't spend
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too much money on the rides,
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and the games, and all the whatnots.
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Who's the clown now?
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Of course, Ben would
choose a demented clown
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over this amazing party.
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Why wouldn't he?
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He'll be back.
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I got a different horse in this race,
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or shall I say pony?
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I'm guessing you got him a My Mini Pony?
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No, because that'd be
the lamest thing ever.
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I got him a real pony.
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Which saying out loud
also sounds pretty lame.
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You know what?
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Just, uh, tell everybody to
meet out on the front lawn
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in ten minutes.
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No, screw that, let's drop that thing
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right through the front
door and up the gut
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of her stupid-ass party.
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All right, what do we call this...
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girl?
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00:08:28,782 --> 00:08:30,701
She got a name?
258
00:08:30,702 --> 00:08:32,045
Uh, "Ice Cream."
259
00:08:32,046 --> 00:08:33,261
(pony snorts)
260
00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:34,765
What do I feed her?
261
00:08:34,766 --> 00:08:36,812
Ah, you know, standard
stuff: carrots, hay.
262
00:08:36,813 --> 00:08:38,124
Definitely not chocolate, though.
263
00:08:38,125 --> 00:08:39,788
Chocolate, isn't that a dog thing?
264
00:08:39,789 --> 00:08:42,188
Nah, horses, dogs, same thing.
265
00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:44,556
- Are they?
- Hey, they're both animals, right?
266
00:08:45,184 --> 00:08:46,644
Help me up on this thing.
267
00:08:46,645 --> 00:08:48,011
All right, here you go.
268
00:08:48,012 --> 00:08:49,739
- I'll boost you. Oh, hey.
- (grunts)
269
00:08:49,740 --> 00:08:51,851
Oh, oh, easy now. Oh.
270
00:08:51,852 --> 00:08:53,639
- Where are the brakes on this?
- I don't know.
271
00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:55,852
- I'm just the delivery guy.
- What? No, where you going?
272
00:08:55,853 --> 00:08:57,067
Don't leave!
273
00:08:57,068 --> 00:08:58,699
Where are you going?
274
00:08:58,700 --> 00:09:00,219
Stop. Where you going? Where you going?
275
00:09:00,220 --> 00:09:01,484
Stop! No!
276
00:09:01,485 --> 00:09:02,914
Sabrina!
277
00:09:02,914 --> 00:09:05,076
Sabrina, help!
278
00:09:05,291 --> 00:09:06,699
'Sup.
279
00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:07,723
Oh...
280
00:09:07,724 --> 00:09:10,090
Stop. Oh, God...
281
00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:11,339
Help!
282
00:09:11,340 --> 00:09:14,123
Okay, Sully, this is it, let's do it.
283
00:09:14,124 --> 00:09:16,011
You got it. Just, uh,
give me ten minutes
284
00:09:16,012 --> 00:09:17,386
and we'll light this place up.
285
00:09:17,387 --> 00:09:18,859
- Mm-mm, yeah,
- Light it up.
286
00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:20,170
but did you not just hear me?
287
00:09:20,170 --> 00:09:21,609
I said this is it, it's showtime.
288
00:09:21,610 --> 00:09:23,090
Oh, I heard you, but I got to bang out
289
00:09:23,091 --> 00:09:25,130
my pre-show ritual first.
290
00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:26,538
Where's your green room?
291
00:09:26,538 --> 00:09:28,020
Oh, no, man, this is a home,
292
00:09:28,021 --> 00:09:29,518
so we-we don't have a green room,
293
00:09:29,519 --> 00:09:31,743
but you should do
whatever you need to do.
294
00:09:31,744 --> 00:09:33,419
Well, what other kind
of rooms do you have?
295
00:09:33,420 --> 00:09:35,084
For you? The bathroom.
296
00:09:35,084 --> 00:09:36,777
You be back in two
minutes or so help me God
297
00:09:36,778 --> 00:09:38,378
I will take the cake off the table.
298
00:09:38,379 --> 00:09:40,138
Well, you don't have
to be a bitch about it.
299
00:09:40,139 --> 00:09:41,481
Oh, hey, come on, man.
300
00:09:41,482 --> 00:09:43,594
Where's Sully going?
301
00:09:43,595 --> 00:09:45,643
Eh... he-he just needed to stretch,
302
00:09:45,644 --> 00:09:46,858
but he'll be right back.
303
00:09:46,859 --> 00:09:48,254
(kids sigh, groan)
304
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,917
Yeah, maybe he will.
305
00:09:50,059 --> 00:09:52,041
Or maybe we'll never see him again.
306
00:09:52,042 --> 00:09:53,720
- Who here likes surprises?
- Oh.
307
00:09:53,721 --> 00:09:54,249
No.
308
00:09:54,250 --> 00:09:56,489
- (kids yelling over each other)
- That's what I thought. Okay.
309
00:09:56,490 --> 00:09:57,757
You guys sit tight, I'm gonna run
310
00:09:57,758 --> 00:09:58,909
and get the best surprise
311
00:09:58,910 --> 00:10:00,776
in the history of birthdays.
312
00:10:00,777 --> 00:10:02,729
(kids cheer) Yay!
313
00:10:02,730 --> 00:10:04,073
- Yes.
- Hey, what are you doing?
314
00:10:04,074 --> 00:10:05,289
I got a thing going here.
315
00:10:05,290 --> 00:10:06,600
- You do? Hmm.
- Yeah.
316
00:10:06,601 --> 00:10:08,936
I don't see anything.
317
00:10:08,937 --> 00:10:12,008
Yeah, but... Mm. Ugh.
318
00:10:12,535 --> 00:10:14,964
Chip, we're ready for the pony!
319
00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,863
Chip!
320
00:10:22,217 --> 00:10:23,975
No. Hey! Ah!
321
00:10:23,976 --> 00:10:25,031
All right, all right. Yeah.
322
00:10:25,032 --> 00:10:26,887
(screams)
323
00:10:26,888 --> 00:10:29,062
(phone vibrating)
324
00:10:34,535 --> 00:10:36,008
- Chip?
- Sabrina!
325
00:10:36,008 --> 00:10:38,469
Oh, I've never been happi... No, no!
326
00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,349
(screams)
327
00:10:44,391 --> 00:10:45,765
Damn it.
328
00:10:47,207 --> 00:10:49,541
Damn it!
329
00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:52,874
This one in the star
glasses, is she eyeballing me?
330
00:10:59,174 --> 00:11:00,549
- Oh.
- Oh, hey there.
331
00:11:00,550 --> 00:11:01,821
- Hey.
- We're so excited
332
00:11:01,822 --> 00:11:03,205
about your surprise, did
you bring the surprise?
333
00:11:03,206 --> 00:11:04,165
Is it in your pocket?
334
00:11:04,166 --> 00:11:05,252
Yeah, it's coming.
335
00:11:05,253 --> 00:11:06,212
- Mm.
- Chip is just
336
00:11:06,213 --> 00:11:07,430
a little tied up at the moment.
337
00:11:07,430 --> 00:11:08,901
- Oh.
- So,
338
00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,756
let's get on with the clown show.
339
00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:13,221
Oh, we would love to, but
you eighty-sixed the clown.
340
00:11:13,222 --> 00:11:15,269
Remember when she made us
get rid of that fun clown,
341
00:11:15,270 --> 00:11:16,644
who was gonna do fun clown stuff?
342
00:11:16,645 --> 00:11:17,604
I remember. Yeah.
343
00:11:17,605 --> 00:11:18,564
We did that
344
00:11:18,565 --> 00:11:19,556
because we were waiting for that
345
00:11:19,557 --> 00:11:20,355
big surprise that you promised.
346
00:11:20,356 --> 00:11:21,796
Are you gonna break your promise?
347
00:11:21,797 --> 00:11:23,620
- Uh-uh.
- We don't break promises.
348
00:11:23,621 --> 00:11:25,177
No, I would never break a promise, okay?
349
00:11:25,178 --> 00:11:26,885
It's just... it's just gonna take
350
00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:28,135
a little bit longer, that's all.
351
00:11:28,136 --> 00:11:29,509
- MICKEY: Mm.
- (kids groan)
352
00:11:29,509 --> 00:11:30,659
Ms. Mickey?
353
00:11:30,660 --> 00:11:31,843
We have a problem.
354
00:11:31,844 --> 00:11:33,208
Not now, Alba, I'm gloating.
355
00:11:33,209 --> 00:11:34,979
Uh, no, this is something
that cannot wait.
356
00:11:34,980 --> 00:11:36,003
So, come on,
357
00:11:36,004 --> 00:11:37,763
let's move fast
358
00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:39,108
to-towards that something
359
00:11:39,109 --> 00:11:41,507
that is in the other room.
360
00:11:41,508 --> 00:11:44,259
You are not moving fast
enough for this thing
361
00:11:44,260 --> 00:11:45,539
that is something.
362
00:11:45,540 --> 00:11:47,233
- We can just go.
- MICKEY: All right.
363
00:11:47,234 --> 00:11:49,026
- Ay...
- Oh, whoa.
364
00:11:49,027 --> 00:11:50,242
Dear God!
365
00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:51,778
- Gross!
- (Alba speaks Spanish)
366
00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,218
Oh...
367
00:11:53,219 --> 00:11:55,393
Oh, clown down.
368
00:11:58,495 --> 00:12:00,841
- What the hell happened?
- What do you think happened?
369
00:12:00,842 --> 00:12:02,761
Syringe, spoon, tied-off balloon...
370
00:12:02,762 --> 00:12:03,721
Come on, do the math.
371
00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:05,674
- Nice one, Mickey!
- What did I do?
372
00:12:05,675 --> 00:12:07,626
You brought a junkie to
a kid's birthday party!
373
00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:08,682
No, I didn't. He did.
374
00:12:08,683 --> 00:12:09,930
No, I... uh,
375
00:12:09,931 --> 00:12:11,401
No! You asked for this guy!
376
00:12:11,402 --> 00:12:13,353
I didn't, I asked for
someone like this guy.
377
00:12:13,354 --> 00:12:14,793
- I got you the real guy!
- Oh, he's alive!
378
00:12:14,794 --> 00:12:16,553
- He's choking!
- JIMMY: Oh, get in there!
379
00:12:16,554 --> 00:12:18,249
- What?
- Get the airway, get the airway!
380
00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:20,228
Okay, hang in there,
Sully, I got to clear this out!
381
00:12:20,229 --> 00:12:21,225
Open your mouth.
382
00:12:21,226 --> 00:12:22,608
- I-I fishhooked something.
- Get it!
383
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:23,820
- Here we go. What...?
- Get it.
384
00:12:23,821 --> 00:12:24,809
- Whoa.
- What?!
385
00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:25,833
Are you kidding me?
386
00:12:25,834 --> 00:12:28,232
- (groaning)
- This is crazy!
387
00:12:28,233 --> 00:12:29,598
Oh, man, Ben would have loved that.
388
00:12:29,599 --> 00:12:30,728
This is so stupid!
389
00:12:30,729 --> 00:12:31,752
SABRINA: Get it out!
390
00:12:31,753 --> 00:12:33,058
ALBA: Get him moving or something.
391
00:12:33,059 --> 00:12:34,178
- I'm... I'm try...
- (groans)
392
00:12:34,179 --> 00:12:36,103
- Cough it up!
- I did it, I got it!
393
00:12:36,104 --> 00:12:38,408
At least he's alive, sort of. Wake up!
394
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:39,880
I know you're in there, man. Wake up!
395
00:12:39,881 --> 00:12:41,207
- JIMMY: Harder!
- MICKEY: Stop it!
396
00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:42,952
Wake up!
397
00:12:42,953 --> 00:12:44,317
Don't leave me now, Sully, come on!
398
00:12:44,318 --> 00:12:45,831
- Come on, Sully!
- JIMMY: Sully!
399
00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:46,951
Hey, guys, what you doing?
400
00:12:46,952 --> 00:12:49,127
- MICKEY: Huh?
- ALL: No!
401
00:12:49,128 --> 00:12:51,271
- (all yelling)
- Oh! Oh, no!
402
00:12:51,272 --> 00:12:52,999
He swallowed it.
403
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,992
It's all the way down. It's gone.
404
00:12:54,993 --> 00:12:56,231
That's okay, that's okay.
405
00:12:56,232 --> 00:12:58,247
It's okay, it's good, we're fine.
406
00:12:58,248 --> 00:13:00,345
Uh, Alba? Hmm?
407
00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:01,941
Why don't you take
our little birthday boy
408
00:13:01,942 --> 00:13:02,701
back outside...
409
00:13:02,702 --> 00:13:04,142
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- ...so I can come up with a plan.
410
00:13:04,143 --> 00:13:06,313
- Okay, okay, come on, come on.
- 'Cause I will fix this.
411
00:13:06,314 --> 00:13:08,392
Come on. I will fix it, I can.
412
00:13:09,743 --> 00:13:11,630
- Uh...
- That's not good!
413
00:13:11,631 --> 00:13:13,111
- That balloon!
- That's a bad balloon!
414
00:13:13,112 --> 00:13:14,061
I'm gonna call 911!
415
00:13:14,062 --> 00:13:15,021
- Yes!
- Yes!
416
00:13:15,022 --> 00:13:15,650
No, stop, stop!
417
00:13:15,651 --> 00:13:16,717
- Stop!
- Why?
418
00:13:16,718 --> 00:13:17,421
Because... listen to me.
419
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:18,572
Just let me think this through!
420
00:13:18,572 --> 00:13:19,724
What is there to think about?
421
00:13:19,725 --> 00:13:21,516
If we rush Ben to the
emergency room right now,
422
00:13:21,517 --> 00:13:22,572
they are going to pump his stomach
423
00:13:22,573 --> 00:13:24,076
or they're gonna dissect him like a frog
424
00:13:24,077 --> 00:13:25,836
and either way, guess
what they're gonna find?
425
00:13:25,837 --> 00:13:27,852
They're gonna find the balloon
and they're not gonna like it!
426
00:13:27,853 --> 00:13:29,036
Okay? And they're gonna call
427
00:13:29,037 --> 00:13:30,124
Child Protective Services
428
00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:31,660
and he is gonna go live in a group home,
429
00:13:31,661 --> 00:13:33,100
for this birthday will be
ruined and every birthday
430
00:13:33,101 --> 00:13:35,019
after this one till
he's 18 will be ruined.
431
00:13:35,020 --> 00:13:36,883
Yeah, well, at least then
he'll be safe from you!
432
00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:37,899
Okay, you know wha...
433
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,306
I want to... (yells)
434
00:13:40,365 --> 00:13:41,579
Is that what you want?
435
00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:43,019
Is that really what you want?
436
00:13:43,020 --> 00:13:45,259
You want me to go to jail?
437
00:13:49,931 --> 00:13:51,210
(chuckles)
438
00:13:51,211 --> 00:13:52,608
No! No, I... no.
439
00:13:52,609 --> 00:13:54,411
Fine. Now let's fix this.
440
00:13:54,412 --> 00:13:55,335
What's the plan?
441
00:13:55,336 --> 00:13:57,258
The plan is very simple.
442
00:13:57,259 --> 00:14:00,523
The plan is get the bad balloon
out of Ben before it kills him.
443
00:14:00,524 --> 00:14:02,058
- Yeah? - Yes, yes.
- Yeah.
444
00:14:02,059 --> 00:14:02,730
- Move!
- Okay!
445
00:14:02,731 --> 00:14:03,882
Yeah. Come on.
446
00:14:03,883 --> 00:14:06,857
Just frickin' kill me already.
447
00:14:06,858 --> 00:14:09,673
Oh, that's a step in
the right direction.
448
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,849
Are we going home now? Ah!
449
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:13,321
Good pony.
450
00:14:13,322 --> 00:14:15,177
Take-take a left. Take a left... Yeah!
451
00:14:15,178 --> 00:14:16,329
No! No!
452
00:14:16,330 --> 00:14:17,577
Slow down! Stop!
453
00:14:17,578 --> 00:14:19,113
No!
454
00:14:19,114 --> 00:14:20,873
Coming in hot!
455
00:14:20,874 --> 00:14:23,253
- Okay, did you get the ipecac?
- No, I did not get the ipecac.
456
00:14:23,254 --> 00:14:25,309
- What? - They were all out,
but I got you one better.
457
00:14:25,310 --> 00:14:26,856
- Bwah!
- What the hell is this?
458
00:14:26,857 --> 00:14:28,232
JIMMY: I have never
seen someone drink that
459
00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:29,352
- without throwing up.
- What?
460
00:14:29,353 --> 00:14:30,248
I asked you for ipecac
461
00:14:30,249 --> 00:14:31,499
and this is the best you can do?
462
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:32,680
Yeah, uh, well, yeah, I...
463
00:14:32,681 --> 00:14:34,280
Honestly, that will make you throw up.
464
00:14:34,281 --> 00:14:36,137
Wait, you want Ben to get wasted?
465
00:14:36,138 --> 00:14:37,481
No, I don't want to get him wasted,
466
00:14:37,482 --> 00:14:38,655
but if it happens, it happens.
467
00:14:38,656 --> 00:14:39,367
This is your guy?
468
00:14:39,368 --> 00:14:40,967
Everyone, relax! I got this.
469
00:14:40,968 --> 00:14:42,947
I'm calling an audible,
I'm going in manually, okay?
470
00:14:42,948 --> 00:14:44,360
Ben, listen close.
471
00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:46,055
What I'm about to do is gonna suck.
472
00:14:46,056 --> 00:14:47,847
You're gonna hate it and that's okay.
473
00:14:47,848 --> 00:14:50,055
Sometimes we hate
things, you understand?
474
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,815
Open your mouth.
475
00:14:51,816 --> 00:14:53,160
- What are you... oh.
- There we go.
476
00:14:53,161 --> 00:14:54,248
Do you... do you know what you're doing?
477
00:14:54,249 --> 00:14:55,879
I'm pulling the trigger! All right?
478
00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,159
You feelin' anything bubbling up?
479
00:14:57,160 --> 00:15:00,039
- No, but it tickles.
- Okay.
480
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,596
Seriously? I'm, like,
knee-deep in there.
481
00:15:01,597 --> 00:15:02,630
Oh...
482
00:15:02,631 --> 00:15:04,380
- SABRINA: I'm gonna puke.
- Come on. Come on!
483
00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:05,766
Open wide. (grunts)
484
00:15:05,767 --> 00:15:07,430
Nothing, huh? No? Nothing?
485
00:15:07,431 --> 00:15:08,679
This kid's got no gag reflex.
486
00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:09,766
(gags)
487
00:15:09,767 --> 00:15:11,110
JIMMY: What about a little shimmy?
488
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,092
- (squishing)
- Yeah.
489
00:15:15,718 --> 00:15:17,713
- No?
- JIMMY: What about a swirl?
490
00:15:18,406 --> 00:15:19,717
Faster.
491
00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:21,349
I ca...
492
00:15:21,350 --> 00:15:23,045
- I mean, it's like...
- I can't watch this.
493
00:15:23,046 --> 00:15:24,805
Yeah, this is starting
to get really uneasy.
494
00:15:24,806 --> 00:15:26,469
- No, no, no, no! - Mickey, I'm
going to puke, I'm gonna puke.
495
00:15:26,470 --> 00:15:28,965
All right, everyone just
pull it together! Grow up!
496
00:15:28,965 --> 00:15:29,760
No,
497
00:15:29,761 --> 00:15:30,948
everyone just...
498
00:15:30,949 --> 00:15:32,254
hold it together, it's... (groans)
499
00:15:32,255 --> 00:15:33,620
(blows raspberry) ...it's all good.
500
00:15:33,621 --> 00:15:35,237
- (retches)
- Oh!
501
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:36,197
(Mickey coughing)
502
00:15:36,198 --> 00:15:37,590
(retching continues)
503
00:15:40,966 --> 00:15:44,707
Screw it. Everyone shut your mouths.
504
00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:46,001
I knew you'd come around.
505
00:15:46,002 --> 00:15:47,376
This is for me!
506
00:15:48,133 --> 00:15:50,756
Look, what am I doing here?
507
00:15:50,757 --> 00:15:53,123
Just waiting for it to maybe pass?
508
00:15:53,124 --> 00:15:54,003
Well, guess what?
509
00:15:54,004 --> 00:15:56,163
What if it ruptures and maybe kills him?
510
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,051
What's Aunt Mickey talking about?
511
00:15:58,052 --> 00:15:58,755
MICKEY: Nothing!
512
00:15:58,756 --> 00:15:59,715
I am in charge,
513
00:15:59,716 --> 00:16:01,411
I'm fine, I'm the boss,
514
00:16:01,412 --> 00:16:04,514
and I am deciding that
we're going to the hospital.
515
00:16:04,515 --> 00:16:05,762
Okay,
516
00:16:05,763 --> 00:16:07,426
Ben, listen.
517
00:16:07,427 --> 00:16:08,675
Party's over, okay?
518
00:16:08,675 --> 00:16:09,826
Your Aunt Mickey screwed up.
519
00:16:09,827 --> 00:16:11,522
I screwed up and, um,
520
00:16:11,523 --> 00:16:13,410
we're gonna have to take a little ride.
521
00:16:13,411 --> 00:16:16,177
But we haven't even had cake yet.
522
00:16:16,178 --> 00:16:17,281
JIMMY: Ah, he's right, Mick.
523
00:16:17,282 --> 00:16:19,714
It's not a party unless you have cake.
524
00:16:19,715 --> 00:16:21,665
Okay, we'll do cake first.
525
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,145
We'll do cake first.
526
00:16:23,146 --> 00:16:24,546
We'll do cake before the drive
527
00:16:24,547 --> 00:16:25,825
and we'll make a good memory.
528
00:16:25,826 --> 00:16:27,074
It's the least we can do
529
00:16:27,075 --> 00:16:29,390
before we send him off into the system.
530
00:16:29,766 --> 00:16:33,504
ALL: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
531
00:16:33,505 --> 00:16:36,865
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
532
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:39,584
(distorted): ♪ Happy birthday... ♪
533
00:16:39,585 --> 00:16:42,240
Cake!
534
00:16:42,241 --> 00:16:46,975
♪ ...to you ♪
535
00:16:47,419 --> 00:16:50,591
♪ Happy birthday dear Ben ♪
536
00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:52,607
SULLY: Cake!
537
00:16:52,608 --> 00:16:53,727
ALL: ♪ Happy birthday ♪
538
00:16:53,728 --> 00:16:55,168
Cake!
539
00:16:55,169 --> 00:16:56,320
Sully?
540
00:16:56,321 --> 00:16:58,399
- Cake!
- (gasps)
541
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,223
What's happening?
542
00:17:00,224 --> 00:17:02,367
- (pony neighs, screaming)
- Get out of the way!
543
00:17:02,368 --> 00:17:04,287
♪ ♪
544
00:17:04,288 --> 00:17:05,343
(Chip screams)
545
00:17:05,344 --> 00:17:07,293
♪ ♪
546
00:17:14,879 --> 00:17:16,351
SABRINA (in slow motion): Ben!
547
00:17:16,352 --> 00:17:18,621
Look out!
548
00:17:23,007 --> 00:17:25,532
(in slow motion): Ben!
549
00:17:26,751 --> 00:17:27,710
(grunts)
550
00:17:27,711 --> 00:17:29,181
(guests scream)
551
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:31,355
CHIP: Oh!
552
00:17:32,901 --> 00:17:34,590
Oh, thank God it stopped!
553
00:17:34,591 --> 00:17:35,678
(Mickey cackles)
554
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:36,957
That's why he's my guy!
555
00:17:36,958 --> 00:17:38,365
(coughing)
556
00:17:38,366 --> 00:17:39,261
- Oh.
- (laughs)
557
00:17:39,262 --> 00:17:42,141
I did it! I saved the day.
558
00:17:42,142 --> 00:17:43,357
Eh.
559
00:17:43,358 --> 00:17:44,380
You got me a pony!
560
00:17:44,381 --> 00:17:45,500
You got me a pony!
561
00:17:45,501 --> 00:17:48,539
This is the best birthday ever!
562
00:17:49,711 --> 00:17:51,420
(all groaning)
563
00:17:51,421 --> 00:17:52,188
Oh, gross!
564
00:17:52,189 --> 00:17:53,276
That got him to puke?
565
00:17:53,277 --> 00:17:55,484
Oh! (yells)
566
00:17:55,485 --> 00:17:57,083
- Oh!
- Still intact!
567
00:17:57,084 --> 00:17:58,043
- Yes!
- Still intact!
568
00:17:58,044 --> 00:17:59,420
We did it!
569
00:17:59,421 --> 00:18:00,604
Oh, yay!
570
00:18:00,605 --> 00:18:02,137
Oh, we did it. Come here, buddy.
571
00:18:02,138 --> 00:18:03,853
Oh, nice work.
572
00:18:07,326 --> 00:18:08,574
MICKEY: Hey, Sully!
573
00:18:08,575 --> 00:18:10,046
- Get out of here!
- Yeah, you're lucky
574
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,642
we don't call the cops
on your junkie ass.
575
00:18:11,643 --> 00:18:13,693
I'm no junkie. I'm a diabetic.
576
00:18:13,694 --> 00:18:16,151
I live on birthday cake
577
00:18:16,152 --> 00:18:17,821
and high fructose corn syrup.
578
00:18:17,822 --> 00:18:19,676
Geez.
579
00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:21,319
What about the needle and balloons?
580
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,592
Insulin and sugar pills.
581
00:18:23,593 --> 00:18:24,840
The spoon?
582
00:18:24,841 --> 00:18:26,152
Cake.
583
00:18:26,153 --> 00:18:28,711
Try using less milk chocolate next time.
584
00:18:28,712 --> 00:18:31,782
The frosting is supposed to
be a vehicle for the cake,
585
00:18:31,783 --> 00:18:33,735
not the star of the show.
586
00:18:33,736 --> 00:18:36,773
(groans) Take the cake
and get out of here.
587
00:18:48,135 --> 00:18:50,535
Wow!
588
00:18:50,536 --> 00:18:52,070
Well, that party was a disaster,
589
00:18:52,071 --> 00:18:53,891
but at least Ben seems to be having fun.
590
00:18:53,892 --> 00:18:54,661
MICKEY: Mm-hmm.
591
00:18:54,662 --> 00:18:57,510
Hey, Ben, I think you missed one.
592
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:58,374
(Ben gasps)
593
00:18:58,375 --> 00:18:59,270
Who's it from?
594
00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:02,277
I don't know, we're gonna
have to read the card.
595
00:19:02,278 --> 00:19:03,237
(gasps)
596
00:19:03,238 --> 00:19:04,549
What?!
597
00:19:04,550 --> 00:19:06,309
A postcard from Iraq?
598
00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:07,136
Iraq.
599
00:19:07,137 --> 00:19:08,670
MICKEY: Who could that be from?
600
00:19:08,998 --> 00:19:11,654
"Dear Ben, greetings from Iraq.
601
00:19:11,655 --> 00:19:13,093
"Mommy and Daddy are sorry
602
00:19:13,094 --> 00:19:15,639
they couldn't celebrate your birthday,
603
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,828
but we miss you and love you very much."
604
00:19:17,829 --> 00:19:18,948
- Ah!
- (gasps)
605
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,420
"We'll be home
606
00:19:20,421 --> 00:19:21,828
as soon as we can.
607
00:19:21,829 --> 00:19:23,812
In the meantime, be a good boy
608
00:19:23,813 --> 00:19:25,701
and do what your Aunt Mickey says.
609
00:19:25,702 --> 00:19:27,588
Don't be fooled by her good looks,
610
00:19:27,589 --> 00:19:30,116
she's actually smarter than all of you."
611
00:19:30,117 --> 00:19:31,076
Hmm.
612
00:19:31,077 --> 00:19:32,388
"Love, Mom."
613
00:19:32,389 --> 00:19:34,114
Oh, buddy!
614
00:19:34,115 --> 00:19:35,587
- That's so great!
- What's in it?
615
00:19:35,588 --> 00:19:37,794
I don't know, you're gonna
have to open it up, goofball.
616
00:19:42,068 --> 00:19:43,555
(gasps) Syrup!
617
00:19:43,556 --> 00:19:44,578
(hums)
618
00:19:44,579 --> 00:19:46,598
(gasps) Taquitos!
619
00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:48,771
My Mini Pony dolls!
620
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:49,729
(smooches)
621
00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:52,418
- A mouse!
- (mouse squeaking)
622
00:19:52,419 --> 00:19:54,050
Nice touch.
623
00:19:54,051 --> 00:19:55,874
Thanks.
624
00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:58,306
BEN: This is the greatest birthday ever!
625
00:19:58,307 --> 00:19:59,810
I know you didn't ask for any of this.
626
00:19:59,811 --> 00:20:01,367
BEN: I'm gonna have taquitos with syrup.
627
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,371
And I basically hate
628
00:20:02,371 --> 00:20:04,048
every single thing about you,
629
00:20:04,049 --> 00:20:06,625
the way you look, the way you sound,
630
00:20:06,626 --> 00:20:07,649
your smell...
631
00:20:07,650 --> 00:20:09,727
Is there a "but" coming?
632
00:20:10,819 --> 00:20:11,874
But...
633
00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:13,009
Whoop, he's eating the mouse.
634
00:20:13,010 --> 00:20:14,209
- No!
- Hey!
635
00:20:14,210 --> 00:20:15,229
- I get the doctor.
- Okay,
636
00:20:15,230 --> 00:20:16,097
come on, kid.
637
00:20:16,098 --> 00:20:17,473
What if we just dance again, huh?
638
00:20:17,473 --> 00:20:18,946
You know, there's a chance
639
00:20:18,947 --> 00:20:20,385
it actually crawls through.
640
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:21,697
Oh, sure!
641
00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:23,322
Let's drop everything because Ben
642
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:26,324
swallowed something again.
It's not even his real birthday!
643
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:28,819
What about me? I was
almost killed today!
644
00:20:29,757 --> 00:20:35,561
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