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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:46,882 --> 00:00:47,871 Hi, Amy 3 00:00:48,881 --> 00:00:50,031 You got any crystal? 4 00:00:51,082 --> 00:00:52,117 Fuck off 5 00:00:52,482 --> 00:00:54,598 Shit, who pissed in your Fruit Loops? 6 00:00:55,081 --> 00:00:57,516 Peanut, why don't you go passionately fuck yourself? 7 00:01:08,924 --> 00:01:10,278 Yuk, you're all sweaty. 8 00:01:10,962 --> 00:01:12,283 Whatcha lookin' for? 9 00:01:13,244 --> 00:01:14,597 My skull lighter. 10 00:01:14,764 --> 00:01:17,995 I swear, if it's missing, I'll slit my wrists. 11 00:01:19,003 --> 00:01:21,917 Now that would be a great loss to the human race. 12 00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:24,638 Sit and spin. 13 00:01:32,806 --> 00:01:36,003 That guy has the intelligence of a stool sample. 14 00:01:37,085 --> 00:01:38,360 He's OK. 15 00:01:41,566 --> 00:01:43,557 I think he's got brain damage. 16 00:01:44,127 --> 00:01:45,718 But he's OK. 17 00:01:48,204 --> 00:01:52,086 This place is so fucking boring I wish someone would burn it to the ground. 18 00:01:54,166 --> 00:01:55,963 Let's just get the fuck out of here. 19 00:02:02,686 --> 00:02:03,879 Wanna go to Heaven? 20 00:02:17,327 --> 00:02:18,965 Go ahead and stick it inside. 21 00:02:22,247 --> 00:02:24,238 Jordan, put your dick in me. 22 00:02:25,649 --> 00:02:26,842 I'm tryin'... 23 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:41,522 I'm sorry. 24 00:02:42,809 --> 00:02:43,958 I just... 25 00:02:44,130 --> 00:02:45,119 What? 26 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:59,805 I'm afraid of catching AIDS. 27 00:03:01,211 --> 00:03:03,168 But we're both virgins. 28 00:03:17,372 --> 00:03:19,568 Where's the fuckin cigarettes? 29 00:03:32,494 --> 00:03:34,291 I dunno what it is, but... 30 00:03:34,773 --> 00:03:36,526 I feel really weird tonight 31 00:03:38,334 --> 00:03:40,325 Like something's gonna happen 32 00:03:41,093 --> 00:03:42,129 Me too. 33 00:03:47,733 --> 00:03:48,849 Do you love me? 34 00:03:50,014 --> 00:03:51,333 Yeah. Totally. 35 00:03:52,974 --> 00:03:54,009 Why? 36 00:03:55,374 --> 00:03:56,568 It's just... 37 00:03:57,414 --> 00:03:59,690 "I love you" can mean a lot of things, like 38 00:03:59,855 --> 00:04:02,688 "You'll do till someone better comes along" 39 00:04:03,854 --> 00:04:06,209 "I can't describe how I really feel..." 40 00:04:06,415 --> 00:04:08,771 "But I know I'm supposed to say this" 41 00:04:10,415 --> 00:04:11,644 or "Shut up", 42 00:04:12,895 --> 00:04:14,294 "I'm watchin' TV"... 43 00:04:14,936 --> 00:04:16,255 Are you stoned? 44 00:04:23,256 --> 00:04:26,373 I think sometimes this city is sucking away my soul. 45 00:04:27,095 --> 00:04:30,134 Like yesterday I was stuck in this humongous traffic jam 46 00:04:30,297 --> 00:04:32,093 on the 405 freeway 47 00:04:33,296 --> 00:04:37,256 and I just couldn't wait to get to the dead bodies lying there on the bloody asphalt. 48 00:04:38,217 --> 00:04:41,768 All I cared about was getting out and moving again... 49 00:04:42,497 --> 00:04:43,613 I know 50 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:48,089 I feel like a gerbil smothering in Richard Gere's butthole. 51 00:04:59,579 --> 00:05:01,968 There just is no place for us in this world. 52 00:05:07,939 --> 00:05:09,418 Hey, get off my fucking car! 53 00:05:11,580 --> 00:05:12,694 Wake up, cocksucker! 54 00:05:12,900 --> 00:05:13,889 It's time to die. 55 00:05:19,061 --> 00:05:20,414 Yo, bitch, would you just go?! 56 00:05:20,702 --> 00:05:23,135 Get your fucking hands off my car! 57 00:05:23,821 --> 00:05:24,936 Goddamn motherfucker 58 00:05:32,821 --> 00:05:34,857 I swear, if there is one dent in the door 59 00:05:35,062 --> 00:05:36,654 one scratch in the paint... 60 00:05:36,820 --> 00:05:39,017 What the fuck're you talking about? 61 00:05:39,183 --> 00:05:40,143 This car is older 62 00:05:40,661 --> 00:05:44,371 than you and your jaibait boyfriend here 63 00:05:45,062 --> 00:05:45,973 combined 64 00:05:46,183 --> 00:05:47,332 I love this car. 65 00:05:48,461 --> 00:05:50,851 Oh my god, you're bleeding all over the upholstery! 66 00:05:51,342 --> 00:05:53,492 Jesus, don't potty in your panties about it. 67 00:05:53,663 --> 00:05:55,856 Jordan, he is bleeding all over my upholstery! 68 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:58,490 It's OK Amy, he's cleanin' it up. 69 00:05:59,623 --> 00:06:00,771 You alright, man? 70 00:06:02,063 --> 00:06:04,974 Yeah. I'm totally into getting the fuck beat out of me 71 00:06:05,141 --> 00:06:07,134 and slicin' up my own fuckin leg... 72 00:06:07,622 --> 00:06:09,181 You are really fuckin rude. Y'know that? 73 00:06:10,023 --> 00:06:11,614 Hey, that's my shirt. 74 00:06:12,583 --> 00:06:13,379 Oh... sorry 75 00:06:13,545 --> 00:06:14,533 It's cool. 76 00:06:14,745 --> 00:06:15,731 Go ahead 77 00:06:16,304 --> 00:06:16,984 Use it 78 00:06:17,104 --> 00:06:18,935 That is so gross. 79 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:20,462 What's your name, anyway 80 00:06:28,186 --> 00:06:29,299 Xavier 81 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:31,140 What? 82 00:06:33,544 --> 00:06:36,457 That's the stupidest fuckin name I've ever heard. 83 00:06:36,905 --> 00:06:38,897 Is it cool if I just call you "X"? 84 00:06:39,586 --> 00:06:41,816 I can't really pronounce all that... 85 00:06:42,785 --> 00:06:44,663 Only if I get to call you "Nutlicker" 86 00:06:44,906 --> 00:06:46,976 If bullshit were music, you'd be a big brass band 87 00:06:47,186 --> 00:06:50,418 What's with your lady here, Jordo? Terminal PMS? 88 00:06:50,626 --> 00:06:52,537 - Fuck you. - No. Fuck you 89 00:06:54,506 --> 00:06:56,020 Fuck you, you stinkin' kootch. 90 00:06:56,507 --> 00:06:58,861 Fuck you, you big wet bearded clam! 91 00:07:02,587 --> 00:07:04,544 Get out of my fucking car! 92 00:07:06,107 --> 00:07:08,258 C'mon, Amy. He didn't mean it. 93 00:07:08,907 --> 00:07:10,307 He's just jokin' around... 94 00:07:10,588 --> 00:07:11,499 Right X? 95 00:07:11,669 --> 00:07:12,544 Tell her... 96 00:07:12,708 --> 00:07:15,620 Yeah, Amy. Don't get your uterus all tied in a knot. 97 00:07:15,789 --> 00:07:18,348 Listen, gism-breath. I want you out of my fucking car 98 00:07:18,548 --> 00:07:19,344 right this fucking second. 99 00:07:21,388 --> 00:07:23,266 I'm not kidding, Scumfuck. 100 00:07:23,429 --> 00:07:25,066 Get. Lost. 101 00:07:32,029 --> 00:07:33,019 You're, uh... 102 00:07:33,709 --> 00:07:35,382 Giving me an erection. 103 00:07:35,629 --> 00:07:36,824 You're repugnant. 104 00:07:39,910 --> 00:07:42,583 OK, Miss America. You win... 105 00:07:47,351 --> 00:07:48,943 Beam me up, Scotty. 106 00:07:52,789 --> 00:07:53,585 Later, gator. 107 00:07:56,030 --> 00:07:57,305 Hey, what about my shirt? 108 00:08:06,150 --> 00:08:07,379 Thanks, X. 109 00:08:07,951 --> 00:08:09,622 My pleasure, Nutlicker. 110 00:08:09,951 --> 00:08:11,543 Will you marry me? 111 00:08:13,832 --> 00:08:15,708 Hey you don't have to decide immediately... 112 00:08:16,112 --> 00:08:18,501 Hey! You think about it 113 00:08:18,872 --> 00:08:19,941 Sleep on it, honey!... 114 00:08:20,312 --> 00:08:21,951 I swear, Amy 115 00:08:22,951 --> 00:08:24,670 You can be so harsh. 116 00:08:26,431 --> 00:08:27,660 I dunno, 117 00:08:28,433 --> 00:08:29,661 he seemed cool. 118 00:08:30,713 --> 00:08:32,111 Kinda strange maybe... 119 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:34,190 He was an anus-face. 120 00:08:35,713 --> 00:08:37,862 What were we talkin' about the other day, 121 00:08:38,313 --> 00:08:40,384 About trying to be less judgemental of people?... 122 00:08:40,594 --> 00:08:41,743 Fuck that. 123 00:08:44,953 --> 00:08:46,467 I'm starvin'. 124 00:08:47,274 --> 00:08:49,469 Stop at the next QuickieMart, 'K? 125 00:09:01,036 --> 00:09:02,151 Sure y'don't want anything? 126 00:09:03,275 --> 00:09:04,787 I'm speeding, remember? 127 00:09:09,756 --> 00:09:10,792 Hey. No smoking here 128 00:09:21,315 --> 00:09:23,466 Hey, hey, girlie... you pick up. 129 00:09:24,356 --> 00:09:25,789 Eat my fuck. 130 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:30,631 Pick up, girlie 131 00:09:35,598 --> 00:09:37,793 I'm so sure 132 00:09:45,038 --> 00:09:46,153 We happy? 133 00:10:01,079 --> 00:10:02,874 6 dollar, 66 cent 134 00:10:06,399 --> 00:10:07,467 That's weird. 135 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:10,357 Must've fallen out in the car... 136 00:10:11,999 --> 00:10:13,226 I'll pay you right back... 137 00:10:20,038 --> 00:10:20,950 oh fuck... 138 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:22,396 ...The Scumfuck. 139 00:10:25,239 --> 00:10:27,390 You fuckin kook. We left our wallets in the car. 140 00:10:27,559 --> 00:10:28,708 Let me just run out and... 141 00:10:31,961 --> 00:10:33,474 What're you gonna do, shoot us? 142 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:36,196 I mean, what is this, some kind of joke - like "Candid Camera" or something? 143 00:10:45,161 --> 00:10:45,992 Scram. 144 00:10:46,401 --> 00:10:47,960 What the fuck d'you think you're doing? 145 00:10:48,643 --> 00:10:50,075 Saving your fucking life. 146 00:10:50,242 --> 00:10:51,801 Did I ask you for any big favors, huh? 147 00:10:52,362 --> 00:10:53,921 Would you please just get the fuck out of here? 148 00:10:54,402 --> 00:10:56,837 Jordan, he is getting us into Deep Shit. 149 00:11:05,923 --> 00:11:07,196 Would you just get the hell out of here? 150 00:11:09,324 --> 00:11:10,284 Come on! 151 00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:55,605 ...Would you just fuckin chill??! 152 00:11:56,926 --> 00:11:57,803 ...his head. His head, man. 153 00:11:58,966 --> 00:12:00,364 It was talkin'... 154 00:12:03,085 --> 00:12:04,645 I think, we're probably cool. 155 00:12:04,806 --> 00:12:08,595 Imean, that weirdo gook lady with the machete probably doesn't even speak english... 156 00:12:08,966 --> 00:12:10,161 I think everything's gonna be fine. 157 00:12:10,327 --> 00:12:12,237 What the fuck d'you mean "everything's gonna be fine"? 158 00:12:12,406 --> 00:12:14,968 You just blew somebody's fucking head off! 159 00:12:17,409 --> 00:12:19,763 You know, you gotta be the little pessimist all the time, don't you? 160 00:12:19,928 --> 00:12:22,283 Little Miss Gloom and Doom. Well, fuck you. 161 00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:25,799 You were there, you were both there with me... 162 00:12:26,368 --> 00:12:27,927 and read my lips 163 00:12:28,529 --> 00:12:29,881 we're in this together. 164 00:12:30,288 --> 00:12:32,803 I fry, we all fry... 165 00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:35,642 Blow it out your crusty rectum, loser. 166 00:12:35,808 --> 00:12:37,447 We don't know you, we barely just met you, 167 00:12:37,610 --> 00:12:40,487 and we certainly don't like you. You're fucking crazy 168 00:12:42,650 --> 00:12:44,321 ...and you're ugly besides. 169 00:12:46,010 --> 00:12:47,489 I love you too, darling. 170 00:12:48,490 --> 00:12:50,003 His fuckin head... 171 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:52,839 it was in the relish 'n' onions 'n' 172 00:12:53,330 --> 00:12:55,083 it was talkin'... 173 00:12:59,131 --> 00:13:01,246 I mean, don't y'think you oughta call your mom or something? 174 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:03,886 Tomorrow. 175 00:13:06,131 --> 00:13:08,929 What? Mommy and Daddy'll be all worried about their baby girl? 176 00:13:09,771 --> 00:13:12,732 My mom used to be a heroin addict; now she's a Scientologist. 177 00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:14,244 My old man's dead. 178 00:13:16,692 --> 00:13:17,727 Oh, sorry. 179 00:13:18,452 --> 00:13:22,161 I'm not. He was a bloated, alkie pig who was always trying to molest me. 180 00:13:24,213 --> 00:13:25,281 What 'bout you? 181 00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:29,450 My folks live in Encino. 182 00:13:42,214 --> 00:13:44,090 My mom shot my dad 183 00:13:44,253 --> 00:13:46,449 then killed herself when I was twelve. 184 00:13:53,694 --> 00:13:55,207 I'm taking a bath. 185 00:14:15,416 --> 00:14:17,246 I love this show, man. 186 00:14:22,975 --> 00:14:24,614 S'how Long've you 'n' 187 00:14:25,096 --> 00:14:27,690 Princess Leia been a happy little couple? 188 00:14:28,817 --> 00:14:29,885 Fuck 189 00:14:31,096 --> 00:14:32,769 a long time 190 00:14:35,537 --> 00:14:36,766 Three months 191 00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,205 No way. 192 00:14:40,656 --> 00:14:43,728 Most of my relationships, they last about three days 193 00:14:45,778 --> 00:14:46,815 or... 194 00:14:47,698 --> 00:14:48,892 three hours. 195 00:14:51,539 --> 00:14:53,493 Yeah, relationships bite. 196 00:14:58,619 --> 00:15:00,210 Wow. Righteous tattoo. 197 00:15:01,099 --> 00:15:01,974 I been wantin' one forever but 198 00:15:04,058 --> 00:15:06,892 I can't decide on a design I like enough to, 199 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:09,374 y'know 200 00:15:10,218 --> 00:15:13,053 wear on my body for like the rest of my life. 201 00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:16,259 It's a big commitment. 202 00:15:18,701 --> 00:15:20,578 I sure do like yours alot though... 203 00:15:25,861 --> 00:15:27,419 I gotta take a whiz. 204 00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,131 I must piss. 205 00:16:38,185 --> 00:16:41,382 Now some of this next footage may be too gruesome for some audience members 206 00:16:41,545 --> 00:16:43,536 so viewer discretion is advised... 207 00:16:44,345 --> 00:16:45,903 Police say that the severed head 208 00:16:46,147 --> 00:16:49,502 of QuickieMart proprietor, Nguyen Kok-Suk, 209 00:16:49,666 --> 00:16:52,180 was still talking when it was discovered, 210 00:16:52,385 --> 00:16:56,015 at approximately 2:39 am, by a Jerseymaid deliveryman... 211 00:16:56,307 --> 00:17:00,266 ...And the San Fernando Valley Sheriffs Department is still investigating 212 00:17:00,427 --> 00:17:04,385 the bizarre, ritualistic slaying of his wife and children as well... 213 00:17:04,547 --> 00:17:06,610 It appears that the shopkeeper's wife, 214 00:17:06,627 --> 00:17:08,983 was so distraught over the slaying of her husband 215 00:17:09,188 --> 00:17:11,781 that she took the lives of her children, disemboweling them... 216 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,500 Wait just a second there... 217 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,022 disemboweling them? 218 00:17:15,189 --> 00:17:17,701 Yes, Chet, dis-em-boweling them 219 00:17:17,867 --> 00:17:22,101 before taking the knife to herself in some kind of unusual suicide rite. 220 00:17:22,869 --> 00:17:26,498 The police so far have only one clue to the identity 221 00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:28,826 of Mr. Suk's murderer or murderers... 222 00:17:29,069 --> 00:17:30,980 This skull earring 223 00:17:31,388 --> 00:17:35,383 the type sold most frequently in rock'n'roll paraphernalia shops 224 00:17:35,550 --> 00:17:38,700 often worn by homosexuals, satanists, 225 00:17:39,110 --> 00:17:41,261 and members of other dangerous cult groups... 226 00:17:41,469 --> 00:17:44,383 Hold it, Sandy.Correct me if I'm wrong, 227 00:17:44,550 --> 00:17:47,190 but don't lots of people, especially trendy teenagers 228 00:17:47,669 --> 00:17:50,662 following the latest "fad", kids who are otherwise perfectly "normal", 229 00:17:50,872 --> 00:17:54,659 don't they wear earrings similar to the one shown here? 230 00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:56,425 Yes, well, Chet, 231 00:17:56,830 --> 00:17:58,182 that is a problem... 232 00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:09,628 Smooth move, ex-lax. 233 00:19:10,235 --> 00:19:11,508 Pinch the bridge of your nose. 234 00:19:13,316 --> 00:19:14,465 Pinch it there... 235 00:19:16,837 --> 00:19:18,030 I'm so fuckin hungry 236 00:19:18,237 --> 00:19:19,190 I can eat my leg. 237 00:19:19,354 --> 00:19:21,155 How 'bout a little foodular action? 238 00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,674 Welcome to Carnoburger 239 00:19:26,157 --> 00:19:27,590 May I have your orders please? 240 00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:29,953 Gimme the Slop-O-Rama Bellybuster 241 00:19:30,358 --> 00:19:31,472 no onions 242 00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:33,674 A Passion Fruit Slurpster 243 00:19:34,397 --> 00:19:36,752 and aside Curly Q fries 244 00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:39,947 I have some Barbecue Beef Chunks 245 00:19:40,519 --> 00:19:42,554 Some Fried Cheeseballs 246 00:19:43,197 --> 00:19:44,472 And an Evian 247 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:48,269 Diet coke. Extra large. 248 00:19:49,038 --> 00:19:50,995 She never eats when she does crystal 249 00:19:51,318 --> 00:19:52,078 Shut up 250 00:19:52,198 --> 00:19:53,154 That's be all? 251 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,076 I've lost my earring 252 00:19:58,999 --> 00:20:01,432 That'd be... 6 $ 66. Please pull forward to the window 253 00:20:02,239 --> 00:20:07,234 Jordan, I'm sure. We're like in this total predicament and you're worried about losing a fucking earring? 254 00:20:07,918 --> 00:20:09,831 It's got sentimental value 255 00:20:10,479 --> 00:20:13,711 My mom gave it to me when I finally passed algebra/trig 256 00:20:15,919 --> 00:20:19,515 You can relax your royal sphincter muscle, your highness. 257 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,353 The crazy machette lady offed herself and her kids 258 00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:24,237 so there are no witnesses left. 259 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,196 What? 260 00:20:25,359 --> 00:20:27,794 They're all dead. It was on the news. 261 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,118 You're so full of sheep excrement it's not even funny 262 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:34,997 I saw it on TV, so it's gotta be true, right? 263 00:20:36,521 --> 00:20:37,716 Yeah 264 00:20:38,322 --> 00:20:40,677 what if dead guy's head is still talking? 265 00:20:41,602 --> 00:20:43,513 And he tell the cops everything? 266 00:20:47,921 --> 00:20:49,195 Grossify me 267 00:20:50,201 --> 00:20:51,794 Six sixty-six 268 00:20:54,322 --> 00:20:55,233 Sunshine? 269 00:20:55,523 --> 00:20:56,639 Gimme some money 270 00:20:56,842 --> 00:20:58,275 Sunshine, is that you? 271 00:20:58,602 --> 00:21:00,797 I think you must've me mixed up with someone else 272 00:21:01,203 --> 00:21:03,397 Gonad-face, give me some money 273 00:21:03,644 --> 00:21:04,917 Don't lie to me now 274 00:21:06,963 --> 00:21:08,191 I know it's you 275 00:21:08,444 --> 00:21:11,673 Look, you fucking chunky pumpkinhead! I don't know what the fuck you're talking about! 276 00:21:12,644 --> 00:21:14,397 Would you just give me some fucking money? 277 00:21:14,604 --> 00:21:16,161 You said you loved me... 278 00:21:17,244 --> 00:21:19,234 You said, you'd never leave me... 279 00:21:19,484 --> 00:21:22,044 It this Night of the Living Brain-dead? 280 00:21:22,486 --> 00:21:25,477 Wake up and smell the cappucino, geek 281 00:21:25,645 --> 00:21:28,033 I don't know you, I've never fucking seen you before, 282 00:21:28,205 --> 00:21:30,479 I don't know who the fuck this 'Sunshine' is! 283 00:21:30,886 --> 00:21:32,442 You little whore 284 00:21:33,684 --> 00:21:35,403 You broke my fucking heart! 285 00:21:35,646 --> 00:21:37,203 Come on, Sunshine 286 00:21:37,606 --> 00:21:39,402 give the poor guy a break 287 00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:41,204 Shut the fuck up 288 00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:44,084 and give me some motherfucking money! 289 00:21:46,126 --> 00:21:47,478 Ain't it nice? 290 00:21:48,366 --> 00:21:51,200 I figure, if I can't have you, no one will 291 00:21:58,967 --> 00:22:01,321 Hey Bartholomew, what's going on? 292 00:22:05,928 --> 00:22:07,326 The bitch 293 00:22:09,127 --> 00:22:10,642 I will find her 294 00:22:11,888 --> 00:22:12,842 and I will kill her 295 00:22:13,409 --> 00:22:16,717 Is it fucking full moon or what? What the fuck is going on? 296 00:22:17,167 --> 00:22:20,159 You shouldn't have broken his little old achey heart like that, Sunshine 297 00:22:20,327 --> 00:22:23,603 Cram it, ass-crack We wouldn't be in this mess if it wasn't for you 298 00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:26,437 Mellowize thyself, fishwich 299 00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:30,362 Ever considered cuttin' down on your crystal intake a bit? 300 00:22:30,529 --> 00:22:31,562 Cripes 301 00:22:32,648 --> 00:22:33,558 I have had it with you! 302 00:22:35,049 --> 00:22:36,276 Don't worry, Amy 303 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:38,765 We're here, we're safe, 304 00:22:38,969 --> 00:22:40,323 everything is cool 305 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:45,488 Jordan, I just wanna go home and forget this whole entire nightmare 306 00:22:46,731 --> 00:22:48,879 It's alright, Amy, really 307 00:22:49,690 --> 00:22:52,488 In the morning, we'll figure it all out 308 00:22:56,371 --> 00:22:57,519 Yeah, sure 309 00:23:02,531 --> 00:23:04,010 I'm gonna get ready for bed 310 00:23:06,850 --> 00:23:10,048 brush your teeth before you turn in, otherwise you'll have cheese-breath 311 00:23:18,973 --> 00:23:21,485 I get the feeling Amy doesn't like me very much 312 00:23:22,733 --> 00:23:24,451 Don't take it personal, X 313 00:23:25,373 --> 00:23:26,692 She's just a little... 314 00:23:28,172 --> 00:23:30,165 aloof, till you get to know her 315 00:24:47,297 --> 00:24:49,608 I've never seen a tattoo there before 316 00:24:54,379 --> 00:24:55,448 Touch it 317 00:24:57,578 --> 00:24:58,533 Go ahead 318 00:24:59,618 --> 00:25:00,733 Indulge 319 00:25:11,019 --> 00:25:12,499 What's it a picture of? 320 00:25:15,501 --> 00:25:16,694 Can't you tell? 321 00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:20,255 It's Jesus 322 00:25:23,743 --> 00:25:26,652 Why the hell d'you have Jesus tattooed on your dick? 323 00:25:29,781 --> 00:25:31,577 So people, when I'm boning 'em, 324 00:25:32,180 --> 00:25:33,535 can say 325 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,056 "I've got Jesus 326 00:25:35,620 --> 00:25:36,975 inside me" 327 00:25:47,343 --> 00:25:50,141 I'm gonna vacuum your tongue right out of your face 328 00:26:03,862 --> 00:26:04,817 Wait 329 00:26:10,983 --> 00:26:11,974 I'm gonna come 330 00:26:12,144 --> 00:26:13,099 Already? 331 00:26:13,783 --> 00:26:16,093 Don't worry, I'm good for about six times a night 332 00:26:18,903 --> 00:26:20,098 Four at least 333 00:26:20,503 --> 00:26:22,335 How 'bout you? You anywhere close? 334 00:26:24,463 --> 00:26:25,534 Sort of 335 00:26:28,144 --> 00:26:30,102 I can't hold it much longer 336 00:27:11,068 --> 00:27:12,263 Where is she? 337 00:27:13,229 --> 00:27:15,138 Where is my little dandelion flower? 338 00:27:17,069 --> 00:27:18,707 Tell me where she is or 339 00:27:18,907 --> 00:27:22,584 you'll gonna have a mangled stump in place of that fairy face o' yours 340 00:27:26,788 --> 00:27:28,141 Tell me where she is, 341 00:27:28,309 --> 00:27:30,907 you fucking slimy piece of queerbait! 342 00:27:31,030 --> 00:27:32,702 I'm right here, lovebucket 343 00:27:36,629 --> 00:27:39,224 My pearly-doo drops rose 344 00:27:40,110 --> 00:27:42,419 I missed you so much, my darling 345 00:27:48,951 --> 00:27:51,465 You know I could never live without you, my bumpkins 346 00:27:51,910 --> 00:27:54,185 I've been dreaming of this moment for months 347 00:28:01,352 --> 00:28:02,306 Come on! 348 00:28:02,792 --> 00:28:03,861 My pants 349 00:28:07,832 --> 00:28:09,787 My babycakes! My cuddlemuffin! 350 00:28:09,951 --> 00:28:11,782 Please, please, don't leave me again! 351 00:28:12,751 --> 00:28:14,867 Get a fuckin life, dogbreath 352 00:28:17,672 --> 00:28:18,740 Come back! 353 00:28:19,032 --> 00:28:20,305 Babycake! 354 00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:35,063 Ever feel like reality is more twisted than dreams? 355 00:28:38,833 --> 00:28:39,822 Not again 356 00:28:45,074 --> 00:28:46,269 My fucking arm! 357 00:28:47,433 --> 00:28:48,753 I want it back 358 00:28:49,914 --> 00:28:50,949 Son of a bitch 359 00:28:51,354 --> 00:28:52,390 Jam on it, girlfriend! 360 00:28:53,073 --> 00:28:55,463 Get that fucking thing out of my car! 361 00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:57,632 I'm trying! What d'you think... 362 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:04,554 God fucking damnit, Amy! 363 00:29:08,075 --> 00:29:10,509 Would you kindly tromp on the fucking gas pedal?! 364 00:29:19,676 --> 00:29:21,235 Sunshine 365 00:29:21,836 --> 00:29:24,351 You are my one true love 366 00:29:31,597 --> 00:29:35,191 What is with you? Do you have to kill someone every fuckin time we stop the car?! 367 00:29:35,598 --> 00:29:39,716 Well, pardon me for rescuing your ingrate ass twice in the same night, 368 00:29:40,518 --> 00:29:42,748 you fuckin furry tuna taco 369 00:29:42,918 --> 00:29:44,476 You don't care about anything, do you? 370 00:29:44,639 --> 00:29:47,072 You have no guilt, no remorse? 371 00:29:47,318 --> 00:29:50,628 You murdered two people tonight Doesn't that faze you at all? 372 00:29:50,999 --> 00:29:53,194 Yeah, I'm bummed 373 00:29:54,239 --> 00:29:55,353 To the max 374 00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,630 But it's not like I've never done it before 375 00:29:58,798 --> 00:29:59,758 Excuse me? 376 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:02,954 How many people've you..? 377 00:30:03,962 --> 00:30:04,996 Just a few 378 00:30:05,799 --> 00:30:07,231 and all of 'em deserved it 379 00:30:07,838 --> 00:30:09,317 or wore a uniform 380 00:30:10,959 --> 00:30:12,234 Like my first, 381 00:30:12,919 --> 00:30:15,148 this ugly sow of a parking cop 382 00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:19,393 Y'know how they're so full of themselves, they got their fuckin badge, they think they're all bad 383 00:30:19,999 --> 00:30:21,797 Well, this one lardass cunt tickets me 384 00:30:22,001 --> 00:30:23,480 for bein' in a red zone 385 00:30:23,681 --> 00:30:25,319 for like ten seconds 386 00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:29,952 So I'm there in the street arguin' with her 'n' she's just smiling away, writin' me up 387 00:30:30,161 --> 00:30:31,752 I grabbed the bitch by her kinky 'fro 388 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:35,118 and started poundin' her head into the hood of her nice white 389 00:30:35,319 --> 00:30:36,435 Parking Pig-mobile 390 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:37,432 and then, 391 00:30:37,641 --> 00:30:41,794 I slammed the door on her skull a buncha times until she was dead 392 00:30:41,962 --> 00:30:43,078 La mort 393 00:30:43,242 --> 00:30:44,231 History 394 00:30:44,442 --> 00:30:46,321 God, would take a reality pill 395 00:30:46,681 --> 00:30:48,161 Hey, I still got the scar 396 00:30:51,682 --> 00:30:54,195 Teethmarks from where the bitch bit me 397 00:30:56,923 --> 00:30:58,150 I tell you, 398 00:30:58,443 --> 00:31:01,879 those cops are like goddamned savage animals 399 00:31:33,126 --> 00:31:34,274 ...and some nachos 400 00:31:46,447 --> 00:31:49,007 That'd be six sixty six 401 00:31:52,966 --> 00:31:55,801 All hail the Coffee and Cigarette God 402 00:31:57,448 --> 00:31:58,675 Where's my change? 403 00:31:58,847 --> 00:32:00,076 Drop dead, dunghead 404 00:32:01,529 --> 00:32:02,847 No Zagnut bars? 405 00:32:03,207 --> 00:32:05,566 Life is a chewy shit sandwich 406 00:32:08,367 --> 00:32:09,480 What now? 407 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:11,645 Go fetch me some Zagnut bars, wench 408 00:32:11,807 --> 00:32:13,082 Fuck you 409 00:32:13,368 --> 00:32:14,562 You already have 410 00:32:15,928 --> 00:32:16,838 Fucked me 411 00:32:18,288 --> 00:32:19,117 You are such 412 00:32:19,368 --> 00:32:20,484 the prick 413 00:32:21,608 --> 00:32:23,439 Yeah, well, that's not exactly how you phrased it last night 414 00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:26,637 You think you're funny? You're not. You're pathetic 415 00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:32,036 Sniff my finger 416 00:32:33,649 --> 00:32:38,533 Sniff my finger 'n' tell me it doesn't smell like your girlfriend's sweet juicy snatch 417 00:32:38,610 --> 00:32:39,644 I'm gonna strangle you! 418 00:32:39,889 --> 00:32:40,685 I hate you! 419 00:33:02,892 --> 00:33:04,086 He's a liar 420 00:33:04,331 --> 00:33:05,448 Y'know that, don't you? 421 00:33:06,211 --> 00:33:07,360 It doesn't matter 422 00:33:07,691 --> 00:33:10,411 Even if I did get together with him, and this isn't saying I did or anything, 423 00:33:10,851 --> 00:33:12,331 but if I did, 424 00:33:13,131 --> 00:33:15,727 y'know that it wouldn't actually mean anything, I mean 425 00:33:16,452 --> 00:33:18,249 y'know that I really only love you, 426 00:33:18,972 --> 00:33:19,932 right? 427 00:33:22,173 --> 00:33:23,368 Whatever, Amy 428 00:33:32,813 --> 00:33:34,805 I wish that we could ditch him someplace, Jordan 429 00:33:35,213 --> 00:33:37,602 Just get rid of him and forget he ever existed 430 00:33:40,013 --> 00:33:41,606 He's not so bad 431 00:33:41,774 --> 00:33:42,969 I mean, 432 00:33:43,413 --> 00:33:44,972 he's sorta like us 433 00:33:46,135 --> 00:33:47,362 Lost, 434 00:33:48,373 --> 00:33:50,093 like he doesn't fit in 435 00:33:51,935 --> 00:33:53,287 He scares me, Jordan 436 00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:56,094 Like I don't know what it is, 437 00:33:57,335 --> 00:33:59,565 there's something evil about him 438 00:34:02,136 --> 00:34:03,693 Don't be a cornnut 439 00:34:04,616 --> 00:34:05,605 C'mon 440 00:34:06,175 --> 00:34:07,529 finish your breakfast 441 00:34:08,297 --> 00:34:10,206 Then let's get me some clothes 442 00:34:10,574 --> 00:34:13,329 I feel like a fuckin frat boy in this toga 443 00:34:31,577 --> 00:34:32,645 Be right back 444 00:34:40,618 --> 00:34:43,337 What's with you? You act like somebody ate your pet hamster 445 00:34:44,538 --> 00:34:45,608 Well, duh 446 00:34:45,939 --> 00:34:48,817 I am so pissed at you I could rip your testicles off 447 00:34:49,058 --> 00:34:50,730 and staple them to your ankles 448 00:34:51,019 --> 00:34:53,852 What the fuck did you have to go and tell Jordan for? 449 00:34:54,579 --> 00:34:55,774 Tell him what? 450 00:34:56,538 --> 00:34:58,290 What d'you think, doorknob? That we got together 451 00:34:59,538 --> 00:35:00,814 Well, didn't you utterly dig it? 452 00:35:01,258 --> 00:35:02,577 That is not the point 453 00:35:03,258 --> 00:35:05,216 What is the point then? Get it: 454 00:35:05,379 --> 00:35:08,292 Guilt is for married, old people 455 00:35:09,780 --> 00:35:12,533 You are incredible. You aren't even human, are you? 456 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:16,287 You're like a life support system for a cock 457 00:35:17,940 --> 00:35:19,579 This is so fuckin cher 458 00:35:19,740 --> 00:35:20,776 Look'it this thing 459 00:35:20,981 --> 00:35:22,332 I mean, check it out 460 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:23,615 Let me see 461 00:35:30,781 --> 00:35:31,737 Can I? 462 00:35:32,820 --> 00:35:34,175 Be my guest 463 00:35:49,702 --> 00:35:52,343 Jesus, it's a fuckin belt Don't tard out over it 464 00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:56,654 Mon, dad 465 00:35:57,184 --> 00:35:58,172 It's me 466 00:36:01,743 --> 00:36:04,780 I'm uh, sorta takin' a little vacation with Amy right now and uh 467 00:36:08,705 --> 00:36:11,060 Fuckin machine hung up on me 468 00:36:18,864 --> 00:36:19,899 I'm thirsty 469 00:36:48,025 --> 00:36:49,174 What d'you pick? 470 00:36:51,146 --> 00:36:52,100 Shit! 471 00:36:55,586 --> 00:36:57,941 Jordan, would you listen to me for a second and forget about that dweeby game? 472 00:37:05,387 --> 00:37:07,219 Sheesh, Amy, what's the national emergency? 473 00:37:08,627 --> 00:37:11,381 Jordan, would you kindly pull your head out of your rectal region? 474 00:37:14,427 --> 00:37:16,703 We're accessories to two homicides 475 00:37:17,747 --> 00:37:19,739 Doesn't that concern you in the fuckin least? 476 00:37:23,629 --> 00:37:24,902 Kitten, is that you? 477 00:37:29,429 --> 00:37:30,909 Don't you recognize me? 478 00:37:31,870 --> 00:37:32,938 It's me 479 00:37:34,149 --> 00:37:35,343 Brandi 480 00:37:35,509 --> 00:37:38,023 Your eternal loveslave 481 00:37:38,229 --> 00:37:39,424 Your slave 482 00:37:39,630 --> 00:37:40,745 Look, lady, I don't know who you are 483 00:37:40,911 --> 00:37:43,787 Has this guy shot you full of dope and brainwashed 484 00:37:43,949 --> 00:37:45,430 you like the others? You're high, aren't you? 485 00:37:46,391 --> 00:37:47,824 - It's me, honeycakes! - Let me go! 486 00:37:50,190 --> 00:37:52,227 I know it's you, I can smell your perfume 487 00:37:55,350 --> 00:37:58,343 Get your fucking clammy hands off me, you crazy bitch!!! 488 00:37:59,991 --> 00:38:01,344 He's kidnapped you, right? 489 00:38:01,511 --> 00:38:04,151 And he told you he'd kill you if you act like you knew me 490 00:38:04,391 --> 00:38:05,508 Well, don't fret, darlin' 491 00:38:06,072 --> 00:38:07,140 Brandi's here 492 00:38:07,312 --> 00:38:08,427 I'll save you from this heathen 493 00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:14,628 I'm gonna lop 494 00:38:14,951 --> 00:38:17,103 his dick off 495 00:38:17,631 --> 00:38:18,951 like a chicken head 496 00:38:21,031 --> 00:38:23,103 I can't leave you guys alone for a minute, can I? 497 00:38:46,714 --> 00:38:48,466 Oh God, Bruce I'm sorry 498 00:38:52,594 --> 00:38:55,155 But that was her, it was Kitten 499 00:38:55,794 --> 00:38:57,547 I know it, I know it was her 500 00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:05,909 The bitch 501 00:39:10,117 --> 00:39:11,673 I'm gonna find her 502 00:39:13,595 --> 00:39:15,110 And I'm gonna kill 503 00:39:16,795 --> 00:39:18,626 This is so nice 504 00:39:19,196 --> 00:39:22,507 Lying here like two spoons stacked in a drawer 505 00:39:24,077 --> 00:39:26,228 I hope we die simultaneously, 506 00:39:27,556 --> 00:39:29,911 like in a fiery car wreck 507 00:39:30,597 --> 00:39:33,591 or nuclear bomb-blast or something 508 00:39:36,638 --> 00:39:38,230 You are so romantic 509 00:39:40,678 --> 00:39:42,190 No, for reals 510 00:39:43,758 --> 00:39:45,954 I don't ever wanna have to miss you 511 00:39:48,839 --> 00:39:49,989 Ditto 512 00:39:50,759 --> 00:39:54,547 Row, row, row 513 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:55,994 your boat 514 00:39:56,599 --> 00:40:00,955 gently down the stream 515 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:10,075 Merrily, merrily, merrily 516 00:40:14,639 --> 00:40:17,712 Life is but a dream 517 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:30,510 Take it out 518 00:40:38,641 --> 00:40:39,677 Stroke it 519 00:40:43,761 --> 00:40:44,797 Squeeze it 520 00:40:48,082 --> 00:40:49,118 Harder 521 00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:54,277 Look at it 522 00:41:00,843 --> 00:41:01,879 Put it in 523 00:41:07,523 --> 00:41:08,956 when I say OK 524 00:41:37,206 --> 00:41:41,085 Don't you think sex is totally strange? 525 00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:43,839 Just the whole idea of it, 526 00:41:45,326 --> 00:41:47,682 this tube of flesh gets stiff 527 00:41:48,646 --> 00:41:50,399 and inserted in these 528 00:41:51,166 --> 00:41:53,157 warm, squishy places 529 00:41:55,727 --> 00:41:59,323 I think maybe it's more powerful than we'd like it to be 530 00:42:02,488 --> 00:42:04,479 It's fuckin trippy, 531 00:42:05,807 --> 00:42:07,288 that's for sure 532 00:42:09,648 --> 00:42:12,082 It's kinda like eating spaghetti 533 00:42:15,769 --> 00:42:16,836 Why? 534 00:42:24,288 --> 00:42:26,007 You are so great 535 00:42:32,368 --> 00:42:33,768 Hey, that reminds me 536 00:42:35,210 --> 00:42:36,689 I'm hongry 537 00:42:36,849 --> 00:42:38,567 You're always "hongry" 538 00:42:40,368 --> 00:42:42,200 That's cuz I'm a growin' boy 539 00:42:45,810 --> 00:42:49,883 I'm gonna walk to the AM/PM and get some Shrimp Nuggets or something 540 00:42:51,049 --> 00:42:52,165 Want anything? 541 00:42:53,251 --> 00:42:54,524 More cigarettes 542 00:42:55,611 --> 00:42:56,725 Yes, dear 543 00:43:16,852 --> 00:43:18,286 I love you, fucker 544 00:43:20,052 --> 00:43:21,567 Me too, fucker 545 00:43:57,056 --> 00:43:58,090 Pig 546 00:43:59,575 --> 00:44:00,768 Whatchawatchin'? 547 00:44:10,416 --> 00:44:11,404 Come here 548 00:44:17,496 --> 00:44:18,770 I wanna play a game 549 00:44:20,896 --> 00:44:22,215 I'm gonna start counting 550 00:44:22,816 --> 00:44:25,694 If you crack a smile before I get to eight, 551 00:44:25,977 --> 00:44:27,409 I get to strangle you 552 00:44:27,776 --> 00:44:28,846 If you don't, 553 00:44:30,776 --> 00:44:33,165 I have to do anything you say 554 00:45:01,619 --> 00:45:02,812 Seven-and-a-half 555 00:45:04,620 --> 00:45:05,735 You win 556 00:45:10,059 --> 00:45:11,014 Go ahead 557 00:45:40,461 --> 00:45:41,498 I'll take 558 00:45:42,262 --> 00:45:43,222 these too 559 00:45:47,302 --> 00:45:49,134 Six sixty-six 560 00:46:00,824 --> 00:46:02,303 What's Jordan's like? 561 00:46:02,822 --> 00:46:03,812 What? 562 00:46:04,022 --> 00:46:06,538 Y'know, his engorged member 563 00:46:07,183 --> 00:46:08,821 His tumescent love missle 564 00:46:08,983 --> 00:46:12,056 His throbbing purple meat scepter 565 00:46:14,025 --> 00:46:15,345 Why d'you wanna know? 566 00:46:16,064 --> 00:46:17,132 I don't know 567 00:46:18,065 --> 00:46:19,381 I'm curious 568 00:46:21,504 --> 00:46:22,777 It's alright, 569 00:46:23,464 --> 00:46:24,499 it's fine 570 00:46:26,944 --> 00:46:29,584 What d'you mean 'fine'? 571 00:46:30,904 --> 00:46:33,056 Is it the size of vienna sausage 572 00:46:33,385 --> 00:46:35,024 or like a baby's arm? 573 00:46:35,704 --> 00:46:38,264 Is it cut, is it uncut? 574 00:46:38,746 --> 00:46:41,863 Does it lean to the left? Does it lean to the right? 575 00:46:42,106 --> 00:46:44,141 Does it go in a southeasterly direction? 576 00:46:46,345 --> 00:46:48,542 Is it curved, is it straight, 577 00:46:50,306 --> 00:46:52,617 Is it shaped like a fuckin corkscrew, or what? 578 00:46:53,986 --> 00:46:56,021 What difference does it make to you? 579 00:46:56,667 --> 00:46:58,464 Does he plunge it into you long 580 00:46:59,505 --> 00:47:00,623 slow 581 00:47:01,226 --> 00:47:02,376 and deep 582 00:47:02,867 --> 00:47:03,981 like this? 583 00:47:04,348 --> 00:47:06,941 Or quick and short and shallow 584 00:47:07,228 --> 00:47:08,500 like a jackrabbit? 585 00:47:11,068 --> 00:47:12,899 Does he make noises like this? 586 00:47:19,108 --> 00:47:20,258 Or does he make it like... 587 00:47:24,470 --> 00:47:26,424 Or, no, he's a whimperer 588 00:47:31,269 --> 00:47:34,705 Would you kindly stop babbling and fuck me already? 589 00:49:30,797 --> 00:49:31,912 Where you been? 590 00:49:34,037 --> 00:49:35,026 Nowhere 591 00:49:40,198 --> 00:49:42,028 I was worried about you, dufus 592 00:49:43,319 --> 00:49:44,308 Sorry 593 00:49:46,158 --> 00:49:47,193 Come over here 594 00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:01,830 Y'know just because he and I 595 00:50:04,159 --> 00:50:07,674 It doesn't mean that I'm really like all that 596 00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:10,515 whatever 597 00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:13,356 I know 598 00:50:50,522 --> 00:50:51,671 This the currency 599 00:50:51,881 --> 00:50:54,873 we've linked to the December 17th QuickieMart robbery/homicide 600 00:50:55,081 --> 00:50:55,913 in Tarzana 601 00:50:56,244 --> 00:50:57,130 The suspects 602 00:50:57,484 --> 00:50:59,838 a paramilitary brigade of three youths 603 00:51:00,801 --> 00:51:04,078 appear to be on a freewheeling crime spree heading north 604 00:51:04,243 --> 00:51:05,470 We've run a fingerprint check 605 00:51:05,684 --> 00:51:07,481 through the Mother Computer in DC 606 00:51:07,923 --> 00:51:09,914 and thusfar have ID'd one of the suspects 607 00:51:10,683 --> 00:51:12,002 Amy Blue 608 00:51:12,283 --> 00:51:13,603 Age 18 609 00:51:14,244 --> 00:51:16,554 Height: five-one Weight: ninetytwo pounds 610 00:51:16,724 --> 00:51:18,521 Eyes: Hazel Hair: Brown 611 00:51:19,365 --> 00:51:21,559 Cumulative SAT score: 612 00:51:28,604 --> 00:51:31,201 Should be considered armed and dangerous 613 00:51:34,846 --> 00:51:35,806 Gentlemen, 614 00:51:36,245 --> 00:51:37,883 I want you to find her 615 00:51:38,324 --> 00:51:39,804 And if necessary 616 00:51:40,406 --> 00:51:41,366 Kill her 617 00:51:48,247 --> 00:51:49,316 G'morning 618 00:51:53,608 --> 00:51:57,042 Don't kiss me My breath is like totally skanky 619 00:51:59,888 --> 00:52:01,684 Wait till I brush my teeth 620 00:52:07,528 --> 00:52:08,642 Know what? 621 00:52:11,048 --> 00:52:12,003 What? 622 00:52:12,969 --> 00:52:15,404 This is the first time we've ever slept together 623 00:52:16,008 --> 00:52:17,726 and woken up together 624 00:52:18,849 --> 00:52:20,362 In a real bed, I mean 625 00:52:22,850 --> 00:52:25,601 You are the bright red cherry on top of my sundae 626 00:52:30,208 --> 00:52:31,357 Goofball 627 00:52:35,449 --> 00:52:37,120 Rise and shine, monkeybutt 628 00:52:53,690 --> 00:52:56,603 The itsy bitsy spider 629 00:52:56,771 --> 00:52:59,079 went up the waterspout 630 00:52:59,611 --> 00:53:01,840 Down came the rain 631 00:53:02,291 --> 00:53:03,690 Washed the spider out 632 00:53:03,850 --> 00:53:06,888 I have died and gone to hell for my sins 633 00:53:12,012 --> 00:53:14,128 It's the Dawning of A Brand New Day 634 00:53:16,252 --> 00:53:18,447 Suck my stump to a bloody lump 635 00:53:20,652 --> 00:53:22,405 S'what happened last night? 636 00:53:23,494 --> 00:53:25,245 A Mayonaisse-on-twat? 637 00:53:28,053 --> 00:53:29,806 A Mayo-on-twat 638 00:53:30,172 --> 00:53:31,288 A three-way 639 00:53:32,134 --> 00:53:35,683 A double-stuff. E.T. finger-touch 640 00:53:36,454 --> 00:53:37,408 What? 641 00:53:42,374 --> 00:53:47,451 Y'know in E.T. where the kid and E.T. they touch fingers and go "ouch" 642 00:53:53,214 --> 00:53:55,332 You musta been wasted 643 00:54:00,335 --> 00:54:02,211 Ever done that? 644 00:54:05,015 --> 00:54:06,448 You mean, like 645 00:54:07,017 --> 00:54:10,053 have sex with two people at the same time? 646 00:54:15,816 --> 00:54:17,136 It's the best 647 00:54:19,296 --> 00:54:21,254 You start building up this momentum, 648 00:54:21,616 --> 00:54:22,686 this rhythm, 649 00:54:23,295 --> 00:54:25,015 y'know like a piston engine 650 00:54:25,496 --> 00:54:27,214 And as you're all poundin' away, 651 00:54:29,417 --> 00:54:32,408 your balls are slappin' against the other guy's 652 00:54:33,976 --> 00:54:37,175 and you can actually feel his cock 653 00:54:37,817 --> 00:54:39,568 through the girl's insides 654 00:54:41,738 --> 00:54:43,932 What're you two homos gabbing about now? 655 00:54:46,138 --> 00:54:48,014 Have either of you ever done it with an animal? 656 00:54:48,179 --> 00:54:49,009 What? 657 00:54:50,538 --> 00:54:52,290 Have either of you had sex with an animal? 658 00:54:52,458 --> 00:54:53,777 Just you 659 00:54:56,257 --> 00:54:57,452 No, really? 660 00:54:58,179 --> 00:54:59,327 Have you? 661 00:55:01,220 --> 00:55:03,175 Well, when I was a kid, we had this golden retriever named 'Honey' 662 00:55:03,339 --> 00:55:06,298 I do not want to hear any more of this story 663 00:55:06,498 --> 00:55:08,218 She was a consenting adult 664 00:55:11,260 --> 00:55:13,057 I fucked a cantaloupe once 665 00:55:14,661 --> 00:55:16,935 This song always reminds me of Scooter 666 00:55:17,218 --> 00:55:18,254 Who's Scooter? 667 00:55:19,139 --> 00:55:21,496 He was like my best friend all through high school 668 00:55:23,462 --> 00:55:27,897 One day he brought a gun to physics class and told everyone he was gonna shoot himself in the bathroom 669 00:55:28,060 --> 00:55:29,130 And he did 670 00:55:29,541 --> 00:55:32,771 He was always depressed, always pulling shit like that, 671 00:55:32,941 --> 00:55:34,579 so nobody believed him 672 00:55:36,541 --> 00:55:37,940 Death's funny 673 00:55:39,581 --> 00:55:42,858 Like at first, it's all weird 'n' you're bummed 'n' shit - 674 00:55:43,863 --> 00:55:46,933 like this person you're used to hangin' out with all of sudden doesn't like 675 00:55:47,343 --> 00:55:48,821 exist anymore 676 00:55:49,623 --> 00:55:51,933 But then you just get over it 'n' move on 677 00:55:53,182 --> 00:55:54,172 It's almost for the best 678 00:55:54,423 --> 00:55:57,141 I mean, Scooter was so sad all the time 679 00:55:58,584 --> 00:56:02,178 Me and him used to sit in my room, gettin' stoned, listening to the Smiths 680 00:56:03,784 --> 00:56:06,297 he was over the night before he killed himself 681 00:56:07,143 --> 00:56:11,103 right in the middle of "Unloveable", he just started cryin' like crazy 682 00:56:11,625 --> 00:56:13,502 He was really into the Smiths 683 00:56:17,905 --> 00:56:19,896 Hey Amy, remember the time we were so fucked up we lost my mom's car? 684 00:56:20,065 --> 00:56:22,261 After the Thrill Kill Kult concert? 685 00:56:23,464 --> 00:56:27,343 We were so trashed we couldn't remember where we left the car 686 00:56:27,823 --> 00:56:30,212 We looked and looked 687 00:56:30,385 --> 00:56:32,899 and we walked around and around 688 00:56:33,464 --> 00:56:36,343 but we could not find the fucking thing to save our life! 689 00:56:36,946 --> 00:56:39,664 We finally ended up taking a cab home 690 00:56:39,825 --> 00:56:41,224 Which you puked in 691 00:56:41,385 --> 00:56:43,057 Which you puked in! 692 00:56:44,346 --> 00:56:45,539 Wait 693 00:56:49,906 --> 00:56:51,737 How revolting 694 00:57:01,106 --> 00:57:02,175 Amy? What? 695 00:57:04,547 --> 00:57:05,535 Oh fuck 696 00:57:46,710 --> 00:57:47,904 Do something 697 00:57:48,310 --> 00:57:49,426 Like what? 698 00:57:49,910 --> 00:57:50,979 I don't know Something 699 00:57:53,071 --> 00:57:55,744 What, do look like a fuckin veterinarian? 700 00:58:04,671 --> 00:58:06,105 What're you doing?! 701 00:58:14,392 --> 00:58:16,110 Jesus fucking Christ 702 00:58:34,233 --> 00:58:35,792 The world sucks 703 00:58:41,395 --> 00:58:44,146 Bro, snag the import It's got extra tracks 704 00:58:59,530 --> 00:59:00,434 I just wish I could crawl in here 705 00:59:00,675 --> 00:59:01,869 and disappear forever 706 00:59:04,713 --> 00:59:06,546 Don't you have that at home already? 707 00:59:11,155 --> 00:59:12,828 I miss my records 708 00:59:17,595 --> 00:59:18,549 Well, well, well, men Lookee here 709 00:59:18,716 --> 00:59:20,945 Check out that hot, tight bubble-butt, George 710 00:59:21,316 --> 00:59:23,545 Oh stop, Dan I'm gonna pop a boner 711 00:59:23,838 --> 00:59:26,556 Hey there, sailor Like your pretty earrings 712 00:59:26,916 --> 00:59:28,235 Leave him alone, Pat 713 00:59:28,397 --> 00:59:31,513 Can't you see he's a shy, sensitive flower? 714 00:59:33,438 --> 00:59:34,790 What's goin' on here, man? 715 00:59:35,237 --> 00:59:36,272 No way 716 00:59:36,799 --> 00:59:38,025 It can't be 717 00:59:39,917 --> 00:59:41,033 Bambi? 718 00:59:41,718 --> 00:59:42,991 Is it really you? 719 00:59:44,118 --> 00:59:45,108 Fuck 720 00:59:46,519 --> 00:59:47,791 It's me, George 721 00:59:48,319 --> 00:59:49,592 Your poopsie, 722 00:59:49,918 --> 00:59:51,192 Your snugglybear 723 00:59:51,678 --> 00:59:53,908 Look, smegma-breath I'm not whoever the fuck you think I am 724 00:59:54,079 --> 00:59:56,355 So will you just do me a favor and evacuate? 725 00:59:58,479 --> 01:00:00,390 Don't do this 726 01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:02,032 Fuck this shit 727 01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:07,595 Please 728 01:00:34,001 --> 01:00:36,435 Dig it... Someone made the bed 729 01:00:41,481 --> 01:00:43,870 I just hope we don't catch crabs or something 730 01:00:56,001 --> 01:00:58,756 Life is lonely, boring, and dumb 731 01:01:04,003 --> 01:01:04,913 Jordan, y'want heads, or tails? 732 01:01:12,924 --> 01:01:14,118 Whatever 733 01:01:16,483 --> 01:01:17,519 Heads 734 01:01:18,443 --> 01:01:19,592 Tails 735 01:01:25,284 --> 01:01:26,355 Heads 736 01:01:31,525 --> 01:01:32,514 Oh well 737 01:01:42,526 --> 01:01:43,924 There any more beer? 738 01:01:45,726 --> 01:01:46,953 In the trunk 739 01:01:53,087 --> 01:01:54,315 Have fun 740 01:02:02,168 --> 01:02:03,441 Gimme your finger 741 01:02:08,528 --> 01:02:10,121 Now stick it up my asshole 742 01:02:12,168 --> 01:02:13,999 Repulse me! No way 743 01:02:14,289 --> 01:02:15,197 C'mon 744 01:02:15,368 --> 01:02:17,438 That is the most sickening, grotesque thing I've ever... 745 01:02:17,608 --> 01:02:18,410 Do it 746 01:02:30,570 --> 01:02:32,366 Nice and easy 747 01:02:52,890 --> 01:02:55,121 "Schoobie, schoobie, 748 01:02:55,970 --> 01:02:57,883 schmoke a doobie" 749 01:03:14,452 --> 01:03:15,568 You're up to bat 750 01:03:16,172 --> 01:03:18,448 Don't tell me you hogged all the brewskis 751 01:03:26,693 --> 01:03:28,843 Nothing makes me thirstier than a 752 01:03:29,733 --> 01:03:30,927 wicked, excellent 753 01:03:31,572 --> 01:03:32,642 fuck 754 01:03:38,653 --> 01:03:39,802 Go fer it, boyo 755 01:03:48,654 --> 01:03:50,088 X, do you like slamdancing? 756 01:03:50,896 --> 01:03:51,963 It's alright 757 01:03:52,536 --> 01:03:55,173 except when you get someone's elbow in your eye, or 758 01:03:55,734 --> 01:03:57,770 their steel-toed boot in your crotch 759 01:04:00,095 --> 01:04:01,131 Why? 760 01:04:04,495 --> 01:04:05,645 Have you ever, 761 01:04:06,416 --> 01:04:07,485 I mean, 762 01:04:11,376 --> 01:04:12,775 does it like 763 01:04:12,937 --> 01:04:14,494 all those bodies, 764 01:04:15,336 --> 01:04:17,769 all that sweating 765 01:04:18,496 --> 01:04:20,055 'n' pushing 'n' shoving 766 01:04:21,578 --> 01:04:23,169 Does it give me a hard-on? 767 01:04:29,098 --> 01:04:30,577 Yeah, always 768 01:04:41,938 --> 01:04:44,497 I, uh, better 769 01:05:05,179 --> 01:05:08,216 Do you ever wonder what the meaning of our existence is? 770 01:05:13,860 --> 01:05:15,931 You ever wonder why we exist? 771 01:05:20,340 --> 01:05:21,456 No, what for? 772 01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:26,570 No reason 773 01:06:15,464 --> 01:06:18,423 Y'ever wonder what the meaning of our existence is? 774 01:06:20,065 --> 01:06:21,464 You gotta be kidding 775 01:06:22,544 --> 01:06:24,422 No, really 776 01:06:25,224 --> 01:06:26,544 Don't y'think about it? 777 01:06:27,545 --> 01:06:30,583 Christ, Jordan. I'm just about to come. Can we talk about this later? 778 01:06:32,466 --> 01:06:33,501 I guess 779 01:06:50,706 --> 01:06:52,344 What the fuck're you doing? 780 01:06:53,506 --> 01:06:55,737 Relax, you'll like it 781 01:06:56,947 --> 01:06:59,983 I am not going to "like" your finger shoved up my shit-chute 782 01:07:00,146 --> 01:07:01,705 That's grodified 783 01:07:02,386 --> 01:07:04,947 Jordan, will you please stop being such an uptight and live a little? 784 01:07:07,388 --> 01:07:08,661 I dunno, Amy 785 01:07:11,468 --> 01:07:13,379 Take a walk on the wild side 786 01:07:15,067 --> 01:07:16,217 Trust me 787 01:07:26,708 --> 01:07:29,940 Just relax 788 01:08:43,232 --> 01:08:44,065 Shit 789 01:08:44,233 --> 01:08:45,145 What? 790 01:08:46,394 --> 01:08:47,713 What is it? 791 01:08:49,074 --> 01:08:50,426 I gotta pee 792 01:08:51,314 --> 01:08:52,462 Right now? 793 01:08:54,394 --> 01:08:57,512 It's not like I want to get up 'n' go out into the fuckin freezing cold y'know, 794 01:08:57,794 --> 01:09:00,229 but when Nature calls, it fucking hollers 795 01:09:02,995 --> 01:09:06,271 Just go ahead and let 'er rip while we're all coming 796 01:09:08,115 --> 01:09:10,105 That is so vile and beastly 797 01:09:10,275 --> 01:09:13,473 I can't believe any human being could even conceive of it 798 01:09:13,756 --> 01:09:16,668 Jeez, little Miss Polly Pureheart 799 01:09:18,956 --> 01:09:20,754 You are a demon from hell 800 01:09:28,678 --> 01:09:30,871 Girls have no sense of adventure 801 01:09:34,998 --> 01:09:36,147 I guess 802 01:09:42,758 --> 01:09:44,271 She better hurry 803 01:09:44,438 --> 01:09:46,315 My woody's startin' to droop 804 01:09:48,119 --> 01:09:49,312 Mine's not 805 01:09:56,279 --> 01:09:58,349 What the fuck?? 806 01:09:58,959 --> 01:10:01,520 Two little faggots 807 01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:03,749 sittin' in a bed, 808 01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:06,477 One eatin' ass, 809 01:10:07,079 --> 01:10:08,911 'n the other givin' head 810 01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:11,594 Dirty, pervert scum 811 01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:14,037 make me see red 812 01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:17,428 The world'll be a purer place 813 01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:19,997 when they're both dead 814 01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:22,991 X, man, if this is your idea of a... 815 01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:24,231 Shut up 816 01:10:59,404 --> 01:11:00,518 Leave her alone! 817 01:11:02,043 --> 01:11:02,920 Dan 818 01:11:03,763 --> 01:11:05,593 Please fire up our favorite song 819 01:11:12,604 --> 01:11:14,400 I pledge allegiance 820 01:11:15,483 --> 01:11:16,757 to the flag 821 01:11:16,924 --> 01:11:19,961 of the United States of America 822 01:11:21,445 --> 01:11:22,638 to the Republic 823 01:11:24,046 --> 01:11:25,558 For which it stands 824 01:11:26,284 --> 01:11:27,637 One Nation 825 01:11:27,846 --> 01:11:29,915 Under God Indivisible 826 01:11:30,365 --> 01:11:31,717 Leave her the fuck alone! 827 01:11:33,125 --> 01:11:34,319 With Liberty 828 01:11:35,484 --> 01:11:36,555 And Justice 829 01:11:40,205 --> 01:11:41,195 You fuckin bitch 830 01:11:46,245 --> 01:11:49,477 You're gonna pay for that, Bambi 831 01:11:53,486 --> 01:11:55,921 Part them succulent meat curtains, darling, 832 01:11:56,566 --> 01:11:59,763 and get ready for the religious experience of your life 833 01:12:00,569 --> 01:12:01,682 You fucking asshole! 834 01:12:02,487 --> 01:12:03,363 Stop it! 835 01:12:05,967 --> 01:12:07,367 Just be patient, honey 836 01:12:07,888 --> 01:12:09,037 You'll get yours 837 01:12:09,328 --> 01:12:10,762 That's what your mom said 838 01:12:10,927 --> 01:12:12,599 only I couldn't hear her, 839 01:12:13,207 --> 01:12:15,881 she had my sperm gurgling in her mouth 840 01:12:20,850 --> 01:12:22,168 Don't you 841 01:12:22,770 --> 01:12:23,804 ever 842 01:12:24,089 --> 01:12:26,125 Talk about my mother like that! 843 01:12:29,489 --> 01:12:31,684 You... you... 844 01:12:33,490 --> 01:12:34,890 You, dude, are going to die 845 01:12:35,851 --> 01:12:37,443 And you, Bambi 846 01:12:38,250 --> 01:12:41,930 you lying filthy fucking slut 847 01:12:42,450 --> 01:12:43,848 are gonna watch me 848 01:12:44,489 --> 01:12:47,323 help your little fairy boytoy 849 01:12:47,931 --> 01:12:50,319 shuffle off this mortal coil 850 01:12:57,850 --> 01:13:00,001 Kiss your puny, 851 01:13:01,129 --> 01:13:03,043 worthless 852 01:13:04,250 --> 01:13:05,444 cock goodbye 853 01:13:20,131 --> 01:13:22,249 Any last words, queer? 854 01:13:24,693 --> 01:13:25,490 Amy 855 01:13:29,451 --> 01:13:30,602 I love y... 856 01:13:41,814 --> 01:13:44,931 Isn't love a many-splendored thing? 857 01:13:50,215 --> 01:13:51,773 Wake up, loverboy 858 01:13:52,456 --> 01:13:54,490 Open wide and say 859 01:13:54,735 --> 01:13:56,168 "yummy yum yum" 860 01:15:42,382 --> 01:15:43,860 Wanna Dorito? 861 01:15:44,305 --> 01:15:50,445 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org57850

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