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Hi guys!
Hey, Pheebs!
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Oh, oh, how'd it go?
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Um, not so good.
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He walked me to the subway and said
'We should do this again!'
Ohh. Ouch.
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What?
He said 'we should do it again', that's good, right?
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Uh, no. Loosely translated
'We should do this again' means
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'You will never see me naked'.
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Since when?
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Since always.
It's like dating language.
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Y'know, like
'It's not you' means 'It is you'.
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Or 'You're such a nice guy' means
'I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics
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and complaining about them to you'.
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Or, or, y'know, um,
'I think we should see other people'
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'Ha, ha, I already am'.
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And everybody knows this?
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Yeah. Cushions the blow.
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Yeah, it's like when you're a kid,
and your parents put your dog to sleep,
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and they tell you it
went off to live on some farm.
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That's funny, that, no, because,
uh, our parents actually did,
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uh, send our dog off to live on a farm.
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Uh, Ross.
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What? Wh- hello?
The Millners' farm in Connecticut?
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The Millners, they had
this unbelievable farm,
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they had horses, and,
and rabbits that he could
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chase and it was- it w- .....
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Oh my God, Chi Chi!
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FRIENDS
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"So how does it feel knowing
you're about to die?"
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"Warden, in five minutes
my pain will be over.
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But you'll have to live with the knowledge
that you sent an honest man to die."
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Hey, that was really good!
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Thanks! Let's keep going.
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Okay.
"So. Whaddya want from me, Damone, huh?"
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"I just wanna go back to my cell.
'Cause in my cell, I can smoke."
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"Smoke away."
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I think this is probably why
Damone smokes in his cell alone.
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What?
Relax your hand!
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Not so much!
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Alright, now try taking a puff.
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Alright..
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Okay.
No. Give it to me.
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No no no, I am not giving you a cigarette.
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It's fine, it's fine. Look,
do you wanna get this part, or not?
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Here.
Don't think of it as a cigarette..
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Think of it as the thing that's
been missing from your hand.
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When you're holding it, you feel right.
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You feel complete.
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Y'miss it?
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Nah, not so much.
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Alright, now we smoke.
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Oh.. my.. God.
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They say it's the same as the distance from
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the tip of a guy's thumb
to the tip of his index finger.
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That's ridiculous!
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Can I use.. either thumb?
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Alright, don't tell me, don't tell me!
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Decaf cappucino for Joey..
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Coffee black..
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Late...
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And an iced tea.
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I'm getting pretty good at this!
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Yeah. Yeah, excellent.
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Good for me!
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Y'okay, Phoebe?
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Yeah... no... I'm just... it's, I haven't worked...
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It's my bank.
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What did they do to you?
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It's nothing, it's just... Okay.
I'm going through my mail,
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and I open up their monthly, you know,
STATEMENT... Easy.
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...and there's five hundred
extra dollars in my account.
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Oh, Satan's minions at work again...
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Yes, 'cause now I have to go
down there, and deal with them.
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What are you talking about?
Keep it!
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It's not mine, I didn't earn it,
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if I kept it, it would be like stealing.
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Yeah, but if you spent it,
it would be like shopping!
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Okay. Okay, let's say I bought
a really great pair of shoes.
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Do you know what I'd hear,
with every step I took?
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'Not-mine. Not-mine. Not-mine.'
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And even if I was happy,
okay, and, and skipping...
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'Not... not... mine, not... not... mine,
not... not... mine, not... not... mine'...
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We're with you. We got it.
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Okay. I'd... just... I'd never be able to enjoy it.
It would be like this giant karmic debt.
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Chandler, what are you doing?
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Hey. Whaddya doing?
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Oh! Oh, God!
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What is this?!
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I'm smoking. I'm smoking, I'm smoking.
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Oh, I can't believe you!
You've been so good, for three years!
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And this... is my reward!
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Hold on a second, alright?
Just think about what you went
through the last time you quit.
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Okay, so this time I won't quit!
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Ohhh! Put it out!
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All right! I'm putting it out, I'm putting it out.
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Oh, no! I... I can't drink this now!
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Alright. I'm gonna go change,
I've got a date.
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This Alan again? How's it goin'?
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'S'going pretty good, y'know?
It's nice, and, we're having fun.
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So when do we get to meet the guy?
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Let's see, today's Monday...
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Never.
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Oh, come on! Come on!
No. Not after what happened with Steve.
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What are you talking about?
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We love Schhteve! Schhteve was schhexy!..
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Sorry.
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Look, I don't even know how I feel about him yet.
Just give me a chance to figure that out.
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Well, then can we meet him?
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Nope. Schhorry.
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I mean, why should I let them meet him?
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and within five minutes they're all over him.
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I mean, they're like... coyotes,
picking off the weak members of the herd.
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Listen. As someone who's seen
more than her fair share of bad beef,
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I'll tell you: that is not such a terrible thing.
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I mean, they're your friends,
they're just looking out after you.
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I know. I just wish that once, I'd bring
a guy home that they actually liked.
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Well, you do realise the odds of that happening
are a little slimmer
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if they never get to meet the guy...
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Let it go, Ross.
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Yeah, well, you didn't know Chi Chi.
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Do you all promise?
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Yeah! We promise! We'll be good!
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Chandler? Do you promise to be good?
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You can come in,
but your filter-tipped little buddy has to stay outside!
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Hey, Pheebs.
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'Dear Ms. Buffay.
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Thank you for calling attention to our error.
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We have credited your account
with five hundred dollars.
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We're sorry for the inconvenence,
and hope you'll accept this football phone
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as our free gift.'
Do you believe this?!
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Now I have a thousand dollars,
and a football phone!
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What bank is this?
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Hey. It's him.
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Who is it?
It's Alan.
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Chandler! He's here!
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Okay, please be good, please.
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Just remember how much you all like me.
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Hi.
Alan, this is everybody.
Everybody, this is Alan.
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I've heard schho much about all you guyschh!
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Thanks. I'll call you tomorrow.
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Okay, let's let the Alan-bashing begin.
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Who's gonna take the first shot, hmm?
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C'mon!
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...I'll go.
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Let's start with the way
he kept picking at...
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no, I'm sorry,
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I can't do this, can't do this. We loved him.
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Loved him! Yeah! He's great!
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Wait a minute!
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We're talking about someone that I'm going out with?
Yeah!
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And did you notice...?
Yeah.
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Know what was great?
The way his smile was kinda crooked.
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Yes, yes! Like the man in the shoe!
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...What shoe?
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From the nursery rhyme.
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'There was a crooked man,
Who had a crooked smile,
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Who lived in a shoe, For a... while...'
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...So I think Alan will become the yardstick against
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which all future boyfriends will be measured.
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What future boyfriends?
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Nono, I th... I think this could be, y'know, it.
Really!
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Oh, yeah. I'd marry him just for his
David Hasselhof impression alone.
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You know I'm gonna be
doing that at parties, right?
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You know what I like most about him, though?
What?
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The way he makes me feel about myself.
Yeah...
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Hi... how was the game?
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Well...
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WE WON!! Thank you! Yes!
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Fantastic! I have one question: How is that possible?
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Alan.
He was unbelievable.
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e was like that...that... that Bugs Bunny
cartoon where Bugs is playing all the positions,
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right, but instead of Bugs it was first base-Alan,
second base-Alan, third base-...
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I mean, it...it was like,
it was like he made us into a team.
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Yep, we sure showed those Hassidic jewelers
a thing or two about softball..
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Can I ask you guys a question?
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D'you ever think that Alan is maybe... sometimes...
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What?
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...I dunno, a little too Alan?
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Well, no. That's impossible.
You can never be too Alan.
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Yeah, it's his, uh, innate Alan-ness
that... that... that we adore.
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I personally could have a gallon of Alan.
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Hey, Lizzie.
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Hey, Weird Girl.
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I brought you alphabet soup.
Did you pick out the vowels?
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Yes. But I left in the Ys. 'Cause, y'know, "sometimes y".
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Uh, I also have something else for you.
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Saltines?
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No, but would you like a
thousand dollars and a football phone?
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What?
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Oh my God,
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there's really money in here.
I know.
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Weird Girl, what are you doing?
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No, I want you to have it.
I don't want it.
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No, no, I ha...
I have to give you something.
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Oh, that's fine, no.
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Would you like my tin-foil hat?
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No. 'Cause you need that.
No, it's okay, thanks.
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Please, let me do something.
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Okay, alright, you buy me a soda,
and then we're even. Okay?
Okay.
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Okay.
Keep the change.
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Thanks, Lizzie.
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Sure you don't wanna pretzel?
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No, I'm fine.
See ya.
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Huh!
A thumb?!
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I know! I know,
I opened it up and there it was,
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just floating in there,
like this tiny little hitch-hiker!
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Well, maybe it's a contest,
y'know? Like, collect all five?
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Does, um, anyone wanna see?
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Nooo!
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Oh, hey, don't do that! Cut it out!
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It's worse than the thumb!
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Hey, this is so unfair!
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Oh, why is it unfair?
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So I have a flaw! Big deal!
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Like Joey's constant
knuckle-cracking isn't annoying?
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And Ross, with his over-pronouncing
every single word?
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And Monica, with that snort
when she laughs?
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I mean, what the hell is that thing?
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I accept all those flaws,
why can't you accept me for this?
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Does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody?
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Well, I... I could live without it.
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Well, is it, like, a little annoying,
or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair?
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Oh, now, don't listen to him,
Pheebs, I think it's endearing.
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Oh, "you do, do you"?
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You know, there's nothing
wrong with speaking correctly.
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"Indeed there isn't"...
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I should really get back to work.
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Yeah, 'cause otherwise someone
might get what they actually ordered.
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The hair comes out, and the gloves come on.
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Did you ever go out with a
guy your friends all really like?
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No.
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Okay... Well, I'm going out with a guy
my friends all really like.
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Wait... wait... we talking
about the coyotes here?
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All right, a cow got through!
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Can you believe it?
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...Y'know what?
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I just don't feel the thing.
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I mean, they feel the thing,
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I don't feel the thing.
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Honey... you should always feel the thing.
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Listen, if that's how you feel
about the guy, Monica, dump him!
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I know... it's gonna be really hard.
242
00:15:59,991 --> 00:16:01,749
Well, he's a big boy, he'll get over it.
243
00:16:01,989 --> 00:16:06,825
No, he'll be fine.
It's the other five I'm worried about.
244
00:16:07,065 --> 00:16:08,663
Do you have any respect for your body?
245
00:16:08,903 --> 00:16:10,901
Don't you realise what
you're-you're doing to yourself?
246
00:16:11,141 --> 00:16:13,059
Hey, y'know, I have had it with
you guys and your cancer
247
00:16:13,299 --> 00:16:15,058
and your emphysema and your heart disease.
248
00:16:15,298 --> 00:16:20,133
The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it.
249
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,330
Chandler? It's Alan,
he wants to speak to you.
250
00:16:24,570 --> 00:16:27,767
Really? He does?
251
00:16:27,807 --> 00:16:31,164
Hey, buddy, what's up!
252
00:16:31,444 --> 00:16:34,201
Oh, she told you about that, huh.
253
00:16:34,441 --> 00:16:38,917
Well, yeah, I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now.
254
00:16:39,157 --> 00:16:42,155
Well, it's not that big...
255
00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:46,111
well, that's true...
256
00:16:46,911 --> 00:16:50,907
Gee, y'know, no-one...
no-one's ever put it like that before.
257
00:16:51,147 --> 00:16:54,504
Well, okay, thanks!
258
00:17:02,937 --> 00:17:05,455
God, he's good.
259
00:17:05,695 --> 00:17:08,572
If only he were a woman.
Yeah.
260
00:17:14,127 --> 00:17:15,486
Ooh, Lambchop.
261
00:17:15,726 --> 00:17:18,883
How old is that sock?
262
00:17:19,123 --> 00:17:24,279
If I had a sock on my hand for
thirty years it'd be talking too.
263
00:17:24,399 --> 00:17:30,314
Okay. I think it's time to
change somebody's nicotine patch.
264
00:17:32,632 --> 00:17:33,431
Hey. Where's Joey?
265
00:17:33,671 --> 00:17:38,027
Joey ate my last stick of gum,
so I killed him.
266
00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:41,504
Do you think that was wrong?
267
00:17:41,584 --> 00:17:44,382
I think he's across the hall.
268
00:17:44,701 --> 00:17:46,660
Thanks.
There y'go.
269
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,857
Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
270
00:17:50,097 --> 00:17:54,493
Hey Pheebs, you gonna have the rest of that Pop-Tart?...
Pheebs?
271
00:17:54,693 --> 00:17:58,689
Does anyone want the rest of this Pop-Tart?
272
00:17:58,889 --> 00:18:01,047
Hey, I might!
273
00:18:01,287 --> 00:18:03,046
Sorry...
274
00:18:03,285 --> 00:18:08,121
Y'know, those stupid soda people gave me
seven thousand dollars for the thumb.
275
00:18:08,181 --> 00:18:08,718
You're kidding.
Oh my God.
276
00:18:12,543 --> 00:18:12,597
And on my way over here,
I stepped in gum.
277
00:18:12,598 --> 00:18:14,716
...What is up with the universe?!
278
00:18:14,956 --> 00:18:15,875
What's going on?
279
00:18:16,115 --> 00:18:18,632
Nothing.
I just think it's nice when we're all here together.
280
00:18:18,872 --> 00:18:23,468
Even nicer when everyone
gets to wear their underwear...
281
00:18:32,301 --> 00:18:34,019
Uh, Joey... Oh, God! Okay...
Oh! That was Lambchop!
282
00:18:34,259 --> 00:18:35,058
Please, guys, we have to talk.
283
00:18:35,298 --> 00:18:36,977
Wait, wait, I'm getting a deja vu...
284
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,814
No, I'm not.
285
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,052
Alright, we have to talk.
286
00:18:42,292 --> 00:18:44,650
There it is!
287
00:18:46,369 --> 00:18:48,727
Okay. It's-it's about Alan.
288
00:18:48,967 --> 00:18:52,404
There's something that you should know.
289
00:18:52,444 --> 00:18:57,040
I mean, there's really
no easy way to say this...
290
00:18:57,239 --> 00:19:01,076
uh... I've decided to break up with Alan.
291
00:19:04,034 --> 00:19:07,231
Is there somebody else?
292
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,109
No, nononono... it's just... things change.
293
00:19:10,348 --> 00:19:13,186
People change.
294
00:19:13,426 --> 00:19:17,023
We didn't change..
295
00:19:17,742 --> 00:19:21,099
So that's it? It's over?
296
00:19:21,259 --> 00:19:23,377
Just like that?
297
00:19:23,617 --> 00:19:29,772
You know.. you let your guard down,
you start to really care about someone,
and I just... I...
298
00:19:31,850 --> 00:19:35,527
Look, I... I could go on pretending...
Okay!
299
00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:38,684
...but that wouldn't be fair to me,
it wouldn't be fair to Alan...
It wouldn't be fair to you!
300
00:19:38,924 --> 00:19:40,882
Who... who wants fair?
301
00:19:41,122 --> 00:19:46,198
Y'know, I just want things back.
Y'know, the way they were.
302
00:19:46,597 --> 00:19:47,397
I'm sorry...
303
00:19:47,637 --> 00:19:51,993
Oh, she's sorry!
I feel better!
304
00:19:52,193 --> 00:19:53,552
I just can't believe this!
305
00:19:53,791 --> 00:19:59,227
I mean, with the holidays coming up...
I wanted him to meet my family...
306
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:02,304
I'll meet somone else.
There'll be other Alans.
307
00:20:02,544 --> 00:20:05,062
Oh, yeah! Right!
308
00:20:08,259 --> 00:20:09,858
Are you guys gonna be okay?
309
00:20:10,097 --> 00:20:11,656
Hey hey, we'll be fine.
310
00:20:11,896 --> 00:20:14,933
We're just gonna need a little time.
311
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:18,370
I understand.
312
00:20:23,086 --> 00:20:24,205
Wow.
I'm, I'm really sorry.
313
00:20:24,445 --> 00:20:27,443
Yeah, I'm sorry too.
314
00:20:27,682 --> 00:20:29,681
But, I gotta tell you, I am a little relieved.
315
00:20:29,921 --> 00:20:30,880
Relieved?
316
00:20:31,119 --> 00:20:34,636
Yeah, well, I had a great time with you...
317
00:20:34,876 --> 00:20:38,713
I just can't stand your friends.
318
00:20:43,949 --> 00:20:48,704
Remember when we went to Central Park
and rented boats?
319
00:20:49,264 --> 00:20:52,142
That was fun.
320
00:20:52,241 --> 00:20:56,138
Yeah.
He could row like a viking.
321
00:20:57,872 --> 00:21:00,194
Hi.
Mmm.
322
00:21:03,895 --> 00:21:05,050
So how'd it go?
323
00:21:05,450 --> 00:21:06,249
Oh, y'know..
324
00:21:06,889 --> 00:21:10,126
Did he mention us?
325
00:21:13,843 --> 00:21:17,920
He said he's really gonna miss you guys.
326
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:23,875
You had a rough day, huh.. c'mere.
327
00:21:29,629 --> 00:21:32,747
...That's it. I'm getting cigarettes.
No no no!
328
00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:33,866
I don't care, I don't care! Game's over!
329
00:21:34,106 --> 00:21:37,023
I'm weak! I've gotta smoke!
I've gotta have the smoke!
330
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:40,660
If you never smoke again
I'll give you seven thousand dollars!
331
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,897
Yeah, alright.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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